The Toast - S4 Ep118: Too Hate To Handle: Tuesday, July 6th, 2021

Episode Date: July 6, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. That has huge Monday energy, like HMA. Huge. Such Monday vibes. Such a beautiful thing to behold. You wake up, you think it's Monday. Nope, it's Tuesday. I hope everyone enjoyed their three or four days off of alarm-free living. I know I did. I feel like everyone, okay, so many things that we need to recap this weekend, but I feel like everyone had like a really great weekend. Didn't you get that vibe? I mean, the peeps were out like everyone had, like, a really great weekend. Didn't you get that vibe? I mean, the peeps were out in the masses. Right.

Even though, like, the weather was trash pretty much, like, everywhere. On the eastern seaboard. On the eastern seaboard. I, board? Board or borg? I think, I'm going to say seaboard because I have no idea what a borg is. Yeah, I'm thinking, like, a smorgasbord. Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's definitely borg. It's definitely borg. Yes, seaboard. On bored yes seaboard on the eastern seaboard the weather was all right but it felt like everybody was having a really good time i know that we had a really good time even with the inclement weather so i'm just really happy for all of us that like we had that time i mean i've said it once i'll say it again we're living in a post pandemic world and people don't want to be found that's what i'm gathering and it's actually something i'm really struggling with because i know it's kind of crazy I haven't spoken about it like

my birthday's on Saturday and I'm just glad you're gonna say that the paparazzi no my birthday's on Saturday and like honestly I'm just feeling like I don't really want to celebrate the fact that I'm actually becoming a grandma but then it's like we're living in a post-pandemic world I'm really not gonna throw myself a birthday party I feel like this is something maybe a lot of us summer birthday people are struggling with um it's like we're living in a post-pandemic world I'm really not gonna throw myself a birthday party I feel like this is something maybe a lot of us summer birthday people are struggling with um it's been tough I think it's what everybody struggles with over the age of I want to say 25 because like from like 18 to 25 you can get away with just like a pregame for your birthday but like now nobody wants to do that you can get away with like a table at a club nobody wants to we're

so old now like it has to be more civilized elevated yeah and like those things take time cost money hard to plan where do you get a private venue like it's just so hard no and then it's like having a summer birthday and living in the city it's like people are all over for this for the for the summer like some people are in the hamptons some people are away so i know these aren't like real problems but that's kind of what i'm currently dealing with okay and what i'm dealing with are the face times what should I do for my birthday don't be rude I'm trying to make you comfortable because I know you're very specific wow honestly you're at the like the forefront of my planning because like you hate everything and I want you to like leave early you know wow I that's like thank you for your consideration but I just want to say that

I would say the exact same thing about you I don don't think that's true. I think you would just do whatever you wanted, like for your birthday. No, like you would leave early if you didn't like what was happening. No, by the way, have you met me? I'm literally always the last person at a party. Like I would never leave a party early, especially if it was yours. Okay. You're like the queen of like Irish exiting. That's you. What? No, it's not. When do I ever Irish exit ever I wish I did I'm always the last one at a party no no it's actually a problem of mine I'm working on that you are done yeah you are gone oh yeah but that could happen at any point in the night what are you talking about like have you ever been to a party with me what are you talking about like I just know what if it's not your vibe like luckily

a lot of things are your vibe but if it's not your vibe. Like, luckily, a lot of things are your vibe. But if it's not your vibe, like, goodbye. But, like, if it was your birthday, I would never leave early. I don't leave early. And I would also never leave your birthday early. I don't know why we're fighting about this. But, like, it's been very, like, harmonious the whole time. You know what? We're just looking out for each other.

But we also don't know each other at all. We're being, like, defensive about who's looking out for who more. No, I'm really, like, I wasn't, like, trying to compete with you. I was just for who more. No, I'm really, I wasn't trying to compete with you. I was just stating the facts. I'm thinking about you in my planning. That's it. That's so sweet. Thank you.

That's so sweet. And you know what? No matter what you do, it's going to be amazing because any opportunity to celebrate you is just always full of love. And then don't you just feel so stupid? Beyond. Planning a birthday party. I'm a 27-year-old dope who's making everyone leave their houses to come celebrate and like sing to me it just feels very stupid it's stupid that they would be

singing when it should be 100 at some point like birthdays just stop feeling fun and they start like you're very self-aware of like how dumb you are does that make sense no I agree and so I don't know what the right balance is and I think it's like obviously you need to celebrate your birthday like another year trip around the sun post- who am I not to throw a birthday party that's what I'm really struggling with maybe it's like this expectation of not every year like needs to be like the biggest baddest thing just what do you enjoy most doing what do you enjoy doing the most like sitting in my bed have a house party we'll have a house party. We don't need nobody. Turn your TV off.

Break that boom box out. No, for real. What do you enjoy doing the most? Drinking with my friends and dancing. And in what sort of environment? Indoors, outdoors, daytime, nighttime? Nighttime indoors. Oh.

Yeah. Sorry. That's where we differ. It's okay. It's okay. But anyways, just do a little bit of that then. I'm just going to figure it out. It's just something I'm currently digesting. And this is what we do here. We share what's differ. It's okay. It's okay. But anyways, just do a little bit of that then. I'm just going to figure it out. It's just something I'm currently like digesting.

And this is what we do here. We share what's going on in our world. We're processing our emotions. That's what I'm processing. Especially coming off such a fabulous weekend. I know. It must be. I feel for you because you're already thinking about the next one as you must because you have this birthday duty.

It's a big duty. It's a big, big birthday. It's runny. It's a big dump. Like it's something, big birthday. It's runny. It's a big dump. Like it's something I'm, like I said, currently processing. It's running through me. When we just came off of such a great weekend that it feels like we can't even celebrate because it's on to the next.

Everyone's tired. I feel like everyone's taking this weekend off because like, at least for us, I saw people out in spades in the Hamptons. Everyone was like turning up, doing the most. And I just don't know if people are ready to do that again. I really don't. Yeah, but we did have such a great weekend. It was rainy and then sunny. Luckily, we got a day of sun. Bruno and Theo had the best day of their lives. It was such a joy to watch them. Bruno was just running around the yard like in circles, laps, just because he couldn't believe he had so much space to run. Then he fell in the pool,

which was so funny and so cute but he had I think he was like so glad that he got to swim I don't think he would have been brave enough to jump in otherwise so I think he enjoyed the experience yeah and Claudia is there another part of that story hero because Bruno fell in and he was obviously doggy paddling and we saw him try to get up to the ledge but he couldn't pull himself up so Claudia jumped in to the cold pool freezing him up to the ledge rescued Bruno and everyone keeps talking about this story and like leaving out the part where I was the hero like was it not heroic because I wouldn't have fucking done it if it was if I wasn't gonna get attention

was Bruce has been talking about it he was like wow I didn't even know she liked me it was fucking traumatizing like seeing him and everyone was like frozen like and then you were like Claudia go it was just traumatizing but yes amongst many things I did this weekend I did save Bruno and I am a local hero. Yes and Bruno was so grateful for every every experience he had this weekend. It was really like the best of his life. And we got to spend like so much QT with Michaela. It was really just a well-rounded weekend. Like we sat, we drank, we ate ate we did all the things like boy did we and the weather I have to say like a lot of people were complaining the eastern seaborg was very

rainy but like I'm not gonna lie on Saturday I think that if it hadn't rained my life would be completely different how so because on Saturday we spent the whole day inside watching are you the one yes because we were looking for something like neutral to watch with the whole group and like something not that serious and Jackie was just like what about are you the one and i'd actually never seen it and we put on a random season and like i'm telling you the whole house was invested it is such a good show i've been trying to tell you we watched season two if any one of you are you the one stands are out there it's the season with the 11th girl which really complicated everything so unnecessarily because then by. It's the season with the 11th girl, which really complicated everything.

So unnecessarily, because then by the end of the season, they realized that they just left her out the whole time. Like the show would be unaffected. Right. But it was so good. I watch every season except for the most recent one because I lost MTV for a while there when like DirecTV dropped MTV.

I love when the networks go on strike and like we get affected. No, literally. So I never saw the most recent season. I actually thought there were more seasons that I missed, but it was just one there's only two on Netflix there's only two on Netflix like bring back the other seasons to Netflix it's such a good show I'm so glad that you saw it for what it is like it's genuinely an interesting premise yes and the people the people nothing to lose they really find like the biggest freaks from all across our great nation and it's

wonderful to see like this just like gathering of weirdos it's so good the premise of the show was great the casting is great and honestly like it was I was so involved I don't know when this season aired like five years ago but I was so involved like as if it was today it aired in like 2015 I think okay so like six years ago what did I say five sorry that's just like it feels like when you watch it it feels like it aired 10 years ago like based on the clothes the clothes and like the camera quality and just like the whole editing was very like real world and literally I felt like if you had told me the show was filmed in 2005 I would have believed you yeah especially after and we'll recap it later coming up I had just watched Too Hot to Handle so watching that

one on a like just I'll give a compliment to Too Hot to Handle like stunning visually the colors everything the brightness like the camera work and then to go to something that was filmed six years ago you actually do see a difference um so that's a plus in Too Hot to Handle's um column but then watching Are You the One Right After Too Hot to Handle just underscores how horrible of a show Too Hot to Handle is and I stand by my statement and i've actually converted some people claude tell them i'm such a fucking hater we're gonna do a whole tv recap segment but i don't even know if it's because like we fell in love with are you the one and then we started watching too hot to handle it those last like four episodes are a crime against humanity they were dreadful

like i was full of dread it was so fucking horrible so boring stretching like trying so hard to make another episode it was so fucking bad i want to get into it because there's a lot of offline no no online drama like the cast and crew oh you gotta share yeah I will anything so we're gonna do a whole tv recap segment on there um because we don't watch The Bachelor last night but if you're looking for a Bachelor recap The Snatchler episode is out soon so maybe by the time this episode just keep checking. It's there. Yeah, Snatchler.

I need to catch up with her. So I'm going to be listening to Snatchler just to find out what's going on in Snatchler's universe. Yeah, that's what we have to do just to keep up with our sister. So sad. Miss you, Snatchler. I love you if you're listening. I actually made her listen to an episode of The Toast because her and Nicole were driving

and they were bored. And I was like, why don't you listen to a podcast? Why don't you listen to the motherfucking Toast? So true. And they did. They listened to almost you listen to a podcast? Why don't you listen to the motherfucking toast? So true. And they did. They listened to almost a whole episode. Almost? Yeah.

Then I think they switched to Joe Rogan. I would too. No, but like, come on, Satchelor. It's great stuff here. Learn your lesson. It's good stuff. Like, this is a hilarious show. We are so premium.

So hilarious. I actually met so many toasters in the wild when I was out in Montauk on Sunday. They were all asking for you. I forgot to tell you this. Oh, my God. You didn't tell me. I said, it's 9 o'clock. Grandma's asleep.

Wow. And you literally were. Wow. Okay. I went to sleep like 11 o'clock. I heard you guys went up at 10. But I was up late reading. So technically.

Oh, the grandma stayed up late to read. Look at her. Sorry. You set me up for that joke. No, it's fine. No, it's fine. It's fine. Is it? I know in my soul that i'll say something today and then in four days you're like saying the same thing 100 like all it takes is four days just like just like chase just like chase

let's save it for the tv because i have a funny story everything i just want to say is about to have to handle where claudia came around four days later yeah and it's like killing me I'm like it's oozing out of me the hatred so we will get there but we have a designated hatred segment yeah it's too hate to handle too hate to handle I'm so excited for that so I think without further ado where are you right here sleeping because he's dreaming about the most amazing weekend that he had it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode of the morning toast is brought to you by Proz.

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a series of romantic photos from their nuptials to Instagram writing dreams do come true he wore jeans and she wore sky high cowboy boots I saw it was really cute like obviously everyone's you know wedding taste is unique to them and I felt like you could have showed me this wedding with no people in it and I would have known exactly whose it was like it was very true to them I really think they're a wonderful couple I'm so glad that like they both found each other. They feel like a couple that has been together for 50 years. Like they're so OTP. Yeah. This wedding, they always do everything like very true to themselves.

And I really like, I ship hardcore. I totally agree. I love that they have their own style. And they've also really blended their two styles, which are not very similar. No, like rock, glam, and country. Right. And they've made this rock, glam, country vibe for themselves. And I think that they are a very happy, well-suited couple.

Me too. And I'm happy for them. Also, I feel like they have been together for a really long time because they have been. I feel like they were engaged for a while also. Yes. And I feel like in the beginning of their relationship, they moved really quickly.

Yes. And then they were engaged for a long time. Just interesting. Nothing like, no commentary about that yeah just an interesting timeline timeline um but I'm happy to see that they're officially married now and I wish them all the love in the world I just can't believe this is a relationship that makes me like each one of them more because I was never a Blake Shelton Stan nor Gwen Stefani but I do ship the two of them together you know the fact that they both fell in love with each other

when they really come from different worlds makes me just like, I don't know, like die for them in a way. Like, I think it's so sweet. Not to be dramatic. Not to be dramatic, but like I would literally take a bullet in front of a bus for that. No, for real. Like, and also the thing that I find so interesting is,

of course, whenever I think about Blake Shelton and his like dating drama, like I always think about Miranda Lambert, who's like my new queen. I know I used to like talk the most shit on her, I always think about Miranda Lambert, who's my new queen. I know I used to talk the most shit on her, but as we've learned, sometimes all it takes is four days for me to change my mind. So I obviously am now thinking what's going through Miranda's mind because they were the queen and king of country.

I can't believe, I don't even remember being present in that moment. You weren't. When they used to show up to award shows together. That was an iconic, I'm sorry, love to to both of them an iconic moment in country history yeah and you weren't present for it because again we weren't fans of either of them really so they were just like a long-standing country couple that you didn't like appreciate when you had yeah and you're right about like them being together makes them so much more likable because to me like Blake Shelton by himself is like honestly like not that great of a country singer and kind of like old news.

And Gwen Stefani is the true definition of a has-been. But together, he is the king of country. She is the king of whatever it is that she does. And like they are going to the moon. It's just interesting how, you know, views change. It is interesting how views change. Do you not agree with that? No, I agree I think that before these two got together I would have definitely looked at Blake Shelton

it's just like another male country singer yeah right but now even looking at him on his own because this relationship has made me see him through a different lens now I think he's everything in the sort but I think you were not wrong in your critique but harsh have we met no also you know what really kind of when Blake Shelton goes to bed he should get on his knees and thank god for it every single day the voice yeah yeah because it brought these two together well that of course but also his career I feel like could have been heading in a direction that was kind of monotonous or like dead end but he really got to showcase his very funny personality on the show I really feel like that show gave him on first of all like another 15 years of like A-list stardom and like opened him up to entirely

new fan base yeah like that show like saved him no I'm sure he credits the show for a lot of things including the love of his life right like when would Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton ever have had a conversation, if not for the voice, mixing genres? No, it's so true. And some celebrities go on The Voice, to lend their platform to The Voice. Ariana Grande is doing the Lord's work. Even Nick Jonas didn't really need The Voice. No, but he does feel a need to always prove himself and show that he is smart and talented and more than just a Jonas brother. Some people use that job on the voice

to like literally breathe life into their career. Like remember, I mean, it was a long time ago, but like CeeLo Green, like changed the game for him. Even Adam Levine a little bit. Like he was kind of like meh. Right. Well, also I feel like the voice brought Blake, his best friend friend Adam Levine

who was absent from the wedding but in a voice fun fact Carson Daly officiated which is just like so oh my god that's so sweet so sweet so you know he has an appreciation for the voice okay that's honestly and he's a down-home southern man I feel like he knows where his roots are and his roots are on the voice they really are yeah wait that's so cute that carson daly officiated yeah because he hosts the voice for those who don't know which you might not honestly yeah because honestly i look you don't watch a voice it's hard for me to like watch other people live out my dreams you know yeah but you could take your talents to the voice at any time no i just don't want to like wait to to audition for any of those types of shows like you literally

have to wait online for a whole day not the voice they they kind of source people based on internet presence like you can send in videos and stuff maybe i'll do that and they only choose people who can actually sing you never hear someone on the voice who's bad do you want to hear like a really funny story sure is it when i was in like my freshman year of college every semester at college i took a two credit singing class because it was super easy and then by the time I graduated I like took like one class because all these voice credits every semester added up to like 16 credits whatever and they were just like fun and even though like I had to sing like classical music it was just like I got to sing

for an hour a day and my freshman year I was going to try out for X Factor like 100% and I was telling my voice teacher like this is what I'm training for like I want to try out for the voice and like we did classical music but she helped me I was gonna sing Lego House by Ed Sheeran like I had like this whole thing planned and like the the week came that we were gonna try out and Ben was gonna drive me and like something came up and like he couldn't go so of course like okay I lost my ride like I just didn't try out like I didn't even try after that like Ben wasn't gonna drive me, and, like, something came up, and, like, he couldn't go. So, of course, like, okay, I lost my ride. Like, I just didn't try out. Like, I didn't even try after that. Like, Ben wasn't going to take me, and I wasn't going to make, like, you, you know? Like, Ben was, like, Ben was out.

I was out. Yeah. And I did not have the heart to tell my voice teacher when I got back to school, like, after the weekend that I tried out. So, like, we got, she was, like, texting me all weekend, and then we got to class, and she was like, how was it? It was a one-on-one class. She was like, how was it? And, like, I actually didn't have the heart to class and she was like, how was it? It was a one-on-one class. She was like, how was it?

And, like, I actually didn't have the heart to tell her that, like, I just couldn't get a ride. So I didn't go. And I was like, it was amazing. I'll hear back any minute. Yeah. And I never heard from her again. Her name was Jenny. She was really nice.

That's nice. She was, like, a TA. Like, a grad student who, like, teaches, like, yeah. She was really cool. Very nice. Yeah. Wasn't meant to be. wasn't meant to be wasn't meant to be but like I can't help but think like if Ben whatever came up for Ben that day like

hadn't come up I could be Camila Cabello or you could just be like one of those people who oh wasn't she on that one episode of X Factor that's so mean like so hurtful no I don't think that was your path I don't I don't know like when I used to see Fifth Harmony like going out and about I definitely felt like a deep connection like in some other life like I could have been a part of that group a lot of those girls were interchangeable no offense Allie or they could have been Sixth Harmony sure sure sure yeah why does someone like why there's room for all of us I think we all deserve to be in Fifth Harmony okay are you ready for our next happy couple news story? HCN?

For sure. For sure. It's a lot of HCN today. So sorry if you're not in the mood. Sorry if you just got dumped. Literally. That's what I meant. Pete Davidson matches with girlfriend Phoebe Devner for Wimbledon date.

Okay, you guys. Pete Davidson and Phoebe, a.k.a. Daphne Bridgerton, were at Wimbledon this weekend being so fucking cute I know if there was any like non-believers in this relationship beforehand I'm sure there were a lot because no offense like Pete Davidson it's like a doubtful person yeah in relationships um there's no more doubt here because they literally look so in love and so cute no like it honestly killed me because like these were the most premium pictures and they were so candid. Like sometimes you can tell when celebrities know they're being photographed and they'd be like cute on purpose. No, they were just like accidentally caught in like a cute moment. I'm sure it was like one of thousands they had that day. And it was actually, it was

difficult. And I think a lot of people, I feel this way about this. And I think some of our other happy, happy couple news, which is Olivia Wilde. Yeah, it's's killing me um no I'm like happy for them it's just honestly I don't know who I'm more jealous of like I'm kind of jealous of Phoebe of course she gets like be with Pete Davidson who's like so funny and cute and she also got to like make out with Bridgerton the Duke of Hastings so like she's just like having a really good year and also she gets a hook up with Nico Tortorella on Younger she's just like having she gets cast in like good shit like I'm jealous of her but I'm also jealous of Pete Davidson. Like, first of all, he gets to be with like the, the it girl of the moment.

Like the diamond of the season. Literally. Like she's so it right now. She's of the moment, current. And I kind of just want to be either one of them. Like I'll take either. I don't care. Yeah.

No, just, I agree. It's hard. It's really hard to see other people living your dreams yeah and just like to be so effortlessly like stunning and happy happy and like sitting outside so you can be there's two types of couples that there are two types of couples at Wimbledon Phoebe Bridgerton and Bradley Cooper and no what Phoebe Bridgerton and Bradley Cooper. And no, what? Phoebe Bridgerton.

And Pete Davidson. And Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk. You're either fighting like because you can't see or it's hot or you're complaining about something or you're just so blissfully

and naturally happy that like everyone around you wants to kill you. And I think I'm definitely more of an Irina Shayk and a Bradley Cooper because I'm miserable anytime I leave my house,

especially if it's an outdoor event. Yeah. But just knowing that there are Pete Davidson's and Phoebe Bridgerton's out there. You know if it's an outdoor event. Yeah. But just knowing that there are P. Davidsons and Femi Bridgertons out there. You know, it definitely makes me happy. And it also makes me want to like.

Strive to be naturally happy when out in public. Yes, yes. Naturally happy and just like naturally, just like so stylish. Like what is that outfit? Like stylish, effortless, casual, comfortable. Completely not ever been done before it's just like it really is something like it's something to see these pictures I'm gonna remember for a

long time yeah they give me major Meghan Markle Harry movie star blue dress like some certain photos just strike you certain photos just strike you I agree but I wouldn't compare these to those because those ones were like they it was paparazzi like they knew and it was like a magical movie moment that that was that they were aware of but this sort of like candid um in the wild moment like I'll just be thinking about for a while no I mean in the way that they striked me yes I understand in the way that they strike but they strike differently they strike differently but like the way that you know these photos of people I've never met like can really kind of bother me like because it's not me and like give me so much jealousy.

Like I just didn't know I could feel that way about a picture. Okay. Which I think is a great segue into our next story. Yeah, you're about to feel that way about a picture again because Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde can't keep their hands off of each other in Italy. In photos exclusively obtained by Page Six, the couple can be seen enjoying themselves on a yacht in Monte Argentario,

a scenic region in South Tuscany, where they've been vacationing for the past week. The book's smart director and the former One Direction crooner were seen dancing, reading, kissing, and cuddling I think we can start calling Harry Styles something other than a former One Direction band member. Like, he's done quite a lot.

He's won Grammys. But where's the lie? I mean, I guess you could also call me like the former morning breath co-host but like that would just be outdated yeah but there's truth of course um they spent the afternoon sipping wine and going for a dip in the sea a dip in the pool don't but they should not be swimming in the sea don't swim in the sea now this is the. I saw these pictures and it definitely took me like a full hour to kind of process

how I was feeling about them. Because first of all, this isn't the first time we've seen Harry Styles on a yacht. It's kind of like his go-to move with girls he's dating. There are some of the most sickening pictures,

ones that stroke me as well, of him and Kendall Jenner on a boat, like she was like straddling him. It was just like difficult to see, but it was kind of stunning. And these, I really took time to process and I realized after seeing them I do not like them okay I do not like these photos at all why don't you like them too much jealousy well one jealousy jealousy I just that should be me it really should and it's disgusting that it's not and it's disrespectful

that they would do this right in front of me uh-huh and honestly i'm sorry maybe people won't like this like i don't ship like at all like i don't think these pictures were cute wait what like just because you hate them so much or you're just like you actually don't i just like don't ship. Like at fucking all. Does anyone see these pictures and think like great couple? No. I was like get away from my boyfriend. Okay.

So it's just. It's not. No. I'm telling you. It's definitely like 70-30. Jealousy 70. But just genuine like distaste for the two of them. 30.

Okay. I can see that. I wonder if other people feel that way. Maybe like 80- 80 20 I'm not like so crazy like I like Harry Styles a lot I don't want like the stylers coming for me or anything but I'm not like we already have the smilers I don't think that he's like my boyfriend or anything so I can just like look at this objectively okay okay that's great to have an objective opinion like what do you think when you see these two together because I can't tell if

it's my blinding rage but I think they're a terrible couple like I'm happy for a happy couple but I think it's a little overrated yeah like I just don't see them working but they do look like really happy and in love and like reading kissing and drinking wine like how much fun is that I sound like Ina Garten reading fun and drinking wine no but she always does like how fun is that yeah she does you've been watching too much discovery plus oh my god i and the fans will know how fun is that so i'm just i'm not really world you don't ship even though they're on one yeah literally like i don't know i just i saw. I just, I saw these pictures and I'm like, I don't think this is it.

This is not how Harry's story ends. Do you think that you're being biased because of the age difference? Well, you know, I like to be honest. Yes, I am. I'm very, I think it's weird. Sorry. Okay. Sorry.

What's the age difference? 10 years. Okay, that's really not like that big of a deal. He's 27, she's 37. It's really not that big of a deal. That's honestly like pretty appropriate. But maybe he just like looks really young yeah and like she has kids so she looks more mature to me I don't know I just I don't like it and I don't really feel like I have to give you a reason okay no but I feel like you've you've you've given us I feel like I can understand

where you're coming from like when I first heard about it this is your man like you love him so much and if he's gonna be like flaunting his relationship in front of you you want it to be like with the right person yeah and like when I saw those yacht pictures of him and Kendall like I was so jealous but the pictures were like so perfect that I really couldn't even be that upset like they really are like sorry like a perfect match you know very are you the one but I just don't feel that way about these photos and when I heard that they were dating like a couple months ago I'm like cute like whatever on-screen romance um now it's just like it's gone on long enough like let's call it

quits okay but we're still in the middle of summer so I feel like they're gonna they're gonna ride out the rest of the summer at the least yeah and I just feel like again like this is what I'm thinking like with Phoebe Bridgerton like with Olivia Wilde I don't really feel like it's fair that like she got to be married to Jason Sudeikis. Like, he's such a cutie. He's so funny. Like, everyone loves him. He's like a Jason Segel. Like, you get that for, like, ten years and then, like, you just bounce back with Harry Styles.

Like, honestly, you need to date someone ugly. It's not fair, like, for the rest of us. And those are my feelings. Okay. And I'm entitled to them, so please don't come for me. You are entitled to them. Anything left to say about the happy couple news in general before we move on to our next story yeah i'm gonna start um like tweeting mean things about harry and olivia and make it from my ip vanish so no one can know where it's coming from that's great today's sponsor is ip vanish a

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We're done with the happy couple news, right? Yes. Thank God. It's just back to regular old news. Actually, two stories so different from one another. First and fourth. Meghan McCain is leaving The View. She says leaving The View was not an easy decision as

she settles into life in DC Megan McCain has officially announced her exit from the view after nearly four years she shared the news with viewers during Thursday's episode of the daily talk show noting that she will remain until the end of the month a source told people earlier that day that the decision to leave was Megan's she said I'm just going to rip the band-aid off I'm here to tell you all my wonderful co-hosts and viewers at home that this is going to be my last season here at The View. I will be here through the end of July to finish out the season with all of you, which I am grateful for. This was not an easy decision. It took a lot of thought and counsel and prayer and talking to my family and my close friends. And you know, look, COVID has changed the world for all of us.

And it changed the way, at least for me, the way I'm looking at life, the way I'm living my life, and the way I want my life to look like like she cited her life in Washington DC with her husband as a reason for her departure basically doesn't want to come back to New York but I assume they're still virtual but the season ends in July I think they come back from hiatus like at the end of August or September and they'll be back in studio hopefully because like they're like the last show like Andy Cohen's back everyone's back and so they're still virtual um seems like they're gonna finish out this season being virtual and she doesn't want to move back to New York which I guess I can understand but she also had a baby like life is so different now after COVID so I just found it shocking because for the most

part the hosts on The View stay like forever it's like a lifetime it's like a retirement job like for the most part when I think of The View it's a constant revolving door when I think of the conservative voices on the view I think of it more as like there's I can like there was like Elizabeth Hasselbeck and I forget who I don't I don't really watch a view but there's kind of a revolving door but like Joy and whoopi like Barbara Walters like the mainstays like stay on forever okay that's how I see it but again that, that makes sense. That does make sense. So a lot of people are now asking like who is gonna fill in for her. And I think everyone's pretty much decided it's Anna Navarro who fills in a lot. Oh, that's kind of anticlimactic. I don't really know who that is. Cause again, I don't watch TV. I catch it sometimes. Um, sometimes

like Zach is watching, so I'll, um, perk up or if they're having an interesting conversation or I'll see like a clip on social media so they definitely have interesting conversations and I think the fact that they showcase a lot of different voices is really why it's popular yeah why it's popular and I feel like a lot of people feel represented by the show so I feel like a lot of people are curious who's going to take this spot to bring on someone who's like kind of on sometimes it does feel anticlimactic because I feel like Meghan McCain like is leaving some big shoes to fill because I think she represents how a lot of women feel honestly though like you could not pay me a billion dollar salary to be on this show first of all like I can't deal with confrontation like I would just start crying

first of all every episode I would cry second of all oh my god people are so fucking mean because it's kind of like a it gets very heated a lot because it's a political show and people are arguing from different sides of the aisle and it gets so personal so fast. Like every time I'm on Twitter, someone from The View is trending and they're like, people are saying the meanest, people say the meanest things about like Meghan McCain's hair and they just make like so much fun of her like appearance, which has nothing to do with her political, it's so mean. Like I would literally, if I was on The View for one day, I would cry and like it's the hardest job so I don't know if I was in the running but I will not take the job no I don't know if you were in the running either but I can't see you as being

a good fit I would cry but it also was so crazy how they the women even have these really heated conversations with each other and then are like no we're great friends like they for the most part I watched the segment because by the way Brian Kelly was on the view the day Megan announced her departure which was just like kind of crazy um and they all like said nice things to Megan so I watched the whole episode because I was waiting for Brian and it's very clear that Joy does not like Megan like she I feel like Megan and Whoopi fight but they like love each other like mother daughter Joy like hates Megan that's the vibe that I get and it's not like it's. Joy like hates Megan. That's the vibe that I get. And it's not like, it's beyond just the fighting about politics

because for the most part, everyone fights about politics and they all still love each other and they work together. I think Joy hates Megan. That's just like a vibe that I get. Okay. You're probably right,

but it's just like, I feel like every time Megan was on Watch What Happens Live, which was often, she's asked about it and she says that they have a really good relationship. Maybe that's just her like taking the high road yeah not wanting to like air their feud yeah but I kind of just took that at face value like they leave it all at the show and that they have a good relationship behind the

scenes now reports are like coming out that the women wouldn't didn't want to do the show with her anymore but they always say shit like that and even when Megan left she was like when not when she left when she made her like departure speech, she said like, just honestly, if anyone is listening, like she really spoke directly to the media and how they like talk about and regard the women of the view when what they do is like so hard and like so civilized. And it's so, it's honestly like such healthy political conversations, which is so rare in this day and age. And she said like, the way that we get written about is disgusting.

And like, if we were five men doing this job, which there isn't a TV show where five men talk about like the hottest hot button issues, whatever, they would be spoken about so differently. And so it's true. There is like always these reports. And I'm inclined to believe none of them because exactly what Megan said, like the way that they get spoken about is disgusting. So you don't believe them?

I don't think that I do, but I do also think there's more with the whole Joy thing. Oh, but this one, I'm just in page six this morning, it said the V ladies were at their wit's end before Megan's exit and that Whoopi made it clear that she didn't want to work with her anymore. See, I don't think that's true because from what I've gathered, pretty much from just following Megan on Instagram, was that her and Whoopi are really close

and Whoopi was really close with her dad. And like when Megan decided to take the job like John McCain and Whoopi like had this whole conversation like they're close family friends so I don't think that's true yeah I I'm inclined not to think that it's true this story now makes me want to read that book Ladies Who Punch I was literally just gonna say that and I probably should read it I would probably love it yeah and maybe would give me more insight into whether or not I should believe these rumors yeah but again I also think the idea of like you moved out of the city during COVID and like you don't want to move back here and that's the only way you can continue doing your job it's something that probably a lot of people are struggling with yeah and I can

imagine being like no you know this is how I see my life I don't want to go back to that hellhole I wonder what she'll do next though yeah I don't know we'll see I feel like there's a lot that she could do and we'll keep you abreast on who gets that seat but I feel like it's gonna be Ana Navarro like she's a guest host all the time and those jobs are usually like meant for training people who eventually are gonna take a seat you think so not to bring in like a bigger name I don't know I. I don't know. I'll have to, I'll check it out. Check it out. Okay, our fifth and final story is not so much a story

as a listicle that I found interesting and funny. I fucking hate listicles. Okay, but this listicle. Because like BuzzFeed and they're like, 24 cheeses you need to eat if you're Virgo. Like what? But this one is CNBC. It's a business listicle.

Can you go with that? A bisticle? A bisticle, sure. These are the 24 overused words and phrases that make you sound pretentious according to grammar experts that your managers and your direct reports do not want to hear you say oh you mean in a business sense yes okay obviously the first I definitely know two of them okay sorry sorry to bother no or just no but that's like a different um that's a different listicle of like.

Wow, I didn't get any of them. Okay. No, but these are, sorry, you won't feel, it's two separate things. Okay. I'm just going to go through all of them. They're all pretty much like phrases that like two words or three words that all mean the same thing and you're just using extra words. Okay.

First is 3 a.m. in the morning. 3 a.m. is morning. Who the fuck says that? Apparently people. Also. How did you get a job if you say that? Also. 3 a.m. is morning. Who the fuck says that? Apparently people. Also, absolutely. How did you get a job if you say that? Also, absolutely essential means the same thing. Again, who the fuck is speaking like this?

Next, actual fact. I feel like we could say that sometimes. Okay, I could see myself saying that, yeah. Next, at this point in time. What's wrong with that? Most, why not just say now? Or at this point. At this point, yeah, I guess.

I feel like that's like a little dramatic. Yeah. It's fine to say that. I'm taking that one off the list. Next, depreciate in value. Well, I guess like depreciate alone inherently means. To lessen in value. Yeah.

Next, eliminate completely. Eliminate means completely remove. No, sometimes you need, like, an extra oomph. Like, if you really feel strongly that the McKenzie file needs to be eliminated immediately or whatever. No, but that's different than eliminated completely. No, like, no, I think, like, sometimes when, like, someone, a subordinate is not understanding that the McKenzie file needs to be, what is it? Eliminated completely. Eliminated completely. Eliminated completely.

Like you have to, you know, rule with an iron fist. Sometimes I think an extra oomph goes a long way. Okay, so we're going to take that one out. Yeah. Combine together. Okay, that's stupid. Who says that? I guess I can see myself saying, like, we should combine these two parties together.

Or join together. That's like a phrase, I would think. Come together right now now about at this time end result what's wrong with that I don't know the result is at the end of something not always an unexpected result on your journey these are like really harsh you know and like whoever wrote this like I don't want to work for you like you're so nitpicky next estimated at about I never even heard of those words like all three of them I'm not Whoever wrote this, like, I don't want to work for you. Like, you're so nitpicky. Next. Estimated at about.

I never even heard of those words. Like, all three of them, I'm not familiar. Okay. Exact same. Fuck off, okay? It's the exact same. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. Favorable approval. Like, I can't even imagine one circumstance where I would ever say that. She received favorable approval. This is a mouthful, but why is it wrong? Because approval is always favorable. Oh, I guess it would be like favorable feedback. Yeah, okay.

That actually, that low-key tracks, yeah. Next one, feel badly. For some people, for some reason, many people think adding the Lee to bad makes it sound better, so they say I feel badly instead of I feel bad. But that's wrong. Well, you do sound like a two-year-old. Like, I feel bad. But then if you say I feel badly, you're like a sophisticated businesswoman.

Yeah, it's like that Winnie the Pooh meme where he's like smoking a cigar. Yeah, like you're elevated. So honestly, I think that one can stay. Okay. General consensus of opinion. No, general consensus that one can stay. Okay. General consensus of opinion. No. General consensus, period. Great.

In close proximity. Why? Oh, because proximity means close? Yes. So just say close. Honestly, like I'm getting angrier and angrier with this article. Like leave people alone. This next one is so hurtful.

Everything of the sort? In my opinion. Why? What's wrong with that? When you're sharing a perspective perspective or insight readers will already get the concept. It's your opinion. This is like no. Sometimes you need to be clear. And sometimes you need to like couch your language like so that you're not like correcting someone and being rude. Just be like in my opinion. Not like they should be this way. Right because so much of like being in the corporate space is not about speaking perfectly it's about not stepping on other people's toes so you have to say things like you know the general consensus like you have to you have to and it's about not hurting people's feelings that's on corporate culture so if you

want people to not talk like this it starts at the top not at the bottom in the emails next one in the final analysis yeah that's dumb finally or in my analysis in the process of totally perfectly fine leave us alone yeah most unique why unique. Why? Unique means unlike anything else. So you can't have gradations of uniqueness. It's unique, plain and simple. Oh, that's so silly and so dumb. Yeah. Past history or past memories, past records, which, you know. It's a double negative. It's just like a double whatever, but. It's a double tense. Sometimes you got to hit that word count in the email. You can't just hit that word count in the email. You can't just be sending like a two sentence email.

Yeah, no. I'm very, very, very, very grateful and appreciative of your time and effort. Yeah. Postpone until later, I guess. I'm like over this article. Oh, but you don't think some of our business savvy toasters would want to know? There's nothing useful in here. Who wrote this? The only one, CNBC. Why don't you work on some new episodes of american greed and stop wasting your time on these dumb ass listicles leave it to buzzfeed okay it's gonna be like which

business jargon is your cancer sign like shut up shut up seriously shut what business jargon do you think is your cancer sign though uh oh whoa because i'm constantly out of office yep what about you um oh I love business jargon so much I know circle back I love to circle back um you also love to follow up by EOD yeah but I also like when I text and stuff like I talk in business jargon I don't even realize my friends say that I text so formally like especially if I'm like writing to them just in a capacity of seriousness like if you know I'm asking a favor or something hey guys like don't want to bother just curious it's so ingrained the businesswoman special is so ingrained in your DNA you don't even realize

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she wasn't talking to anyone yeah so that didn't fix anything and then this group just had no respect for the prize so there was like nothing at stake there was nothing to lose there was nothing at stake and so I mean I think giving it to one person made it kind of interesting towards the end barely it's just such a it's such a nothing premise for a show on and the money again like it needs to be a million dollars and there was no incentive to keep watching like there was no growth there was no like no one was evolving like cam and emily were the strongest couple and like they were just boring for a while and then he was like i'm having doubts and it was just like fake no and it's like cam was nominated to win because he said no to getting in the shower with another girl that was the growth yeah it's so

stupid honestly the one who really did show the most growth is Marvin yeah and Marvin and Melinda actually like were the saving grace of the show and even they didn't really help like I was so bored that final episode where the whole episode they're voting and like you have to watch flashbacks and then for I skip skip skip I was like skipping and I'm like I can't believe we still haven't found out who this one person voted for they tried so hard to add a ninth episode if they had made it seven or eight episodes it would have been better but oh my god that last episode so painful was a powerpoint presentation like it was so boring it was so boring then Melinda and Marvin which were really kind of the saving grace of the show I thought they both I'm obsessed with Melinda

like she's coming up with TikToks now should have been nominated for the grand prize because of what she, she changed Marvin. And what she brought to the show. What she brought to the show. And also, but like, she also changed herself because the way she started out with Marvin to the place that they got in their relationship, like she exhibited so much growth. Like I really just saw the Carly storyline.

Like, I'm sorry, I had no time for it. so now wait some offline drama okay so Melinda and Marvin OTP we loved them they left boyfriend and girlfriend literally this morning or maybe last night Melinda posted sexy pictures with Peter that little short guy who got sent home from Staten Island oh my god so like in a romantic way in a sexy way and like the comments were sexy like between them it's like a sexy thing okay so now we don't know where that stands kim and emily posted a picture together yesterday like they do seem to be still be together they both have a million followers they have the most followers from the show emily's like so gorgeous i'm obsessed with her and like i had no respect for

her for like hanging out with kim he like not it's not even that cute and he was like sure like I just didn't understand why she wouldn't be with someone else like that guy Jack was so slept on he was cute who's that the new one at the end who came for Carly Joey Joey yeah what did I call him Jack cool same thing um and yes the Carly storyline like was super boring even though like I really did like Carly a lot she was just giving me absolutely nothing to work with and what's so funny is that you texted me I texted Claudia because I actually was ahead of you in episodes I was watching all day Thursday and I texted Claudia saying hold on I just want to pull it up verbatim yeah I think it's really important yeah that we get it word for word I think were you a little ahead of me at this point

or yes I was ahead of you and I said to her Chase is the biggest loser on this show and I wrote she she wrote back no he's nice so I obviously hadn't made it far enough and I wrote back no fast forward to last night at 7 51 p.m Claudia texted me and you know Claudia has no memory none Claudia texted me Chase is the biggest loser on this show and I screenshotted our conversation from four days before and sent it to her and she was like oh my god she had no clothes so sometimes you guys all takes this four days because this is the thing this is the thing okay he's a loser for many reasons one he was wearing turtlenecks the entire time and it was so fucking hot like I don't know why he was wearing turtlenecks with silver chains he looked like that picture of the rock first of

all second of all he's a loser because like carly wanted to have a helpful conversation with him and he just dumped her like that's not growth first of all then he's such a loser because he like fell in love with this girl tabitha who's just like a party girl and was like not even interested and i'm sorry that scene on the beach where he like kind of you know like opened up to her and she was like honey it's just a holiday romance was literally the best moment of my life and that's when I texted you Chase is the biggest loser on the show because he thought he was such hot shit like running around the property with Marvin like oh fuck me and then like literally became the biggest loser on the show like you absolutely love to see it like someone getting

their ass handed to them which they so rightfully deserved so I texted you Chase is the biggest loser on the show a few episodes prior. Not that anything in specific like specifically happened, but his interviews like were just giving me such loser vibes and just everything that he was saying was just sounding so loser. And I felt like in the beginning, in the first episode, he was one of the guys that most girls were into. And then the fact that he ends up with no one just like shows how big of a loser he is and that his personality just sort of push them all away. so if you think he's a loser now like wait until you see his tiktoks okay okay he is being like so clickbaity like he has over a million tiktok

followers he's been tiktoking since the episodes came out like making up rumors he like literally has a tiktok that kind of implies like emily and him are like talking and she's coming to see him. But then like, I went to go check Emily's Instagram and like, she's happy with Cam. So he's like being thirsty. He's doing all these TikToks like, oh, I won't, you know, make a fake relationship for clout and tagging Marvin, which kind of implies like Melinda and Peter's really like, he's just being so thirsty and he's like lip syncing to all these songs. And he doesn't know the words, which is my biggest pet peeve. Like don't lip sync a song if you don't know the words. So he's literally like, like okay sing a song and i'm gonna be i'm gonna be chase lip syncing it okay okay hunt down we're gonna have a good time a thousand hands

up to the sky we're gonna get toasty tonight like he's just moving his mouth and it's infuriating to watch um but he's having a lot of success on tiktok like people are flocking because they're like curious what's going on now um and according to chase's tiktoks like he's literally meeting up with emily like it makes no fucking sense this is the first time i watched a reality show where i like when i finished it i just turned it off and like opened my kindle as opposed to stalking every single cast member and trying to find out what's going on right now because that's how he like went to la to hang out with harry jowsey and and obviously like Harry Jowsey like went to catch and like called the paparazzi on himself and you know Chase is there like you know pretending the paparazzi's for him

and like he's taking the videos from TMZ and like putting it on his TikTok and it's honestly I blame Harry Jowsey for giving these men false hope yeah that they like what Harry Jowsey actually did has built so impressive it's really impressive francesca too francesca too like went from like a one season wonder and like really has a business and podcast la like influencer lifestyle like he's got a good thing going it's not just like 15 minutes and i really think i really think cam like looks in the mirror and sees harry jowsey yes no no and emily looks in the mirror and sees francescasey. No, no. And Emily looks in the mirror and sees Francesca staring back. Yeah.

And it's just, it's not the same. It's not. Because when did Too Hot to Handle come out? Were we in COVID? We were in COVID and we were clearly desperate for content. And we had just come off of watching Love is Blind and we thought this was going to be as good. And it wasn't, but it was still good.

Yeah, it was still good. But we also got really interesting cast members. And when I finished the episode, the season finale, it started playing season one. And they do, like, a recap in the beginning of what we can expect for season one. And, like, I do think season one was a much better season with, like, much more interesting people. This was, like, actually atrocious. And it was so bad, so dreadful, so boring. I will never watch the show again.

Like, I'm so done with it. Like, the time that they took out of my life like I'll never get that back and I'll never get the brain cells back and that's the most hurtful part you won't get I have so few left and I'm just like giving them out like free candy I need to really be you need to protect conservative with my with my brain cells 100% yeah I agree and I'm glad that you see my side and see that I wasn't just being a hater grandma no no I'm I'm such a fucking hater no and I apologize like I'm glad that you see my side and see that I wasn't just being a hater grandma. No, no. I'm such a fucking hater. No.

And I apologize. Like, I was wrong. Like, you were just like, this show sucks. And I'm like, girl, like, it's not a historical fiction. That's why you don't like it. But you were 100% right. I couldn't see what you saw. The writing on the wall.

I'm so sorry you were 100% right. This was such a piece of shit show. Like, I actually, I actually, except for Melinda, I, like, see these people on Instagram. And I have, like, these people on Instagram and I have like like a tick like I have a visceral reaction I hate them because they bothered me so much on the show like I hate them and that's how I'm feeling with Chase right now like his TikToks are actually like I have to go to anger management like that's how angry they're making me except for Melinda can you blog someone so they don't come up yeah but like it's like a it's like a

thing like I hate but I love to watch yeah and also Melinda, I hope her TikToks never go away. She's literally just making the world her runway, strutting, like Naomi Campbell-ing down on some random fucking street. It's so premium. She's actually, I think, maybe the prettiest girl to ever come out of a reality show. I can't get over it. And her hair and makeup was so stellar the entire time. I just, I actually stan. No, I 100%.

She's the only redeeming thing about this season truly but they tried us the house was really nice though yeah what do you think it was it was in Turks and Caicos oh I was gonna say it was giving me Turks and Caicos vibes they said it was Turks and Caicos I really wasn't paying attention yeah trash absolute trash save yourself the time go watch season two of are You The One on Netflix. It's literally so fucking good. Now you need to watch some other seasons of Are You The One because there's so many good Oh, I started season one last night with Ben because Ben finished it with me and he's obsessed.

It's just a really good concept. And when I was watching Too Hot To Handle, like, and I, since I've always watched Are You The One, I'm like, this would be so much better, like, if it just had Are You The One vibes or if these people were on Are You The One. Like we just need a better premise. Yeah. And honestly, I think that Netflix is casting the same people. Like all these people are like professional Instagram models.

And the thing about Are You The One that I liked was like these were just actual regular people who like weren't perfect looking and like made questionable fashion choices. And it made the show so funny and interesting. And it's a little too perfect like everyone's dress is amazing everyone's body is so snatched and perfect with their little titties like it's like too much like give me some chaos give me some claire crawley energy it's true are you the one is very much like just a a perfect show singles imperfect yeah but perfect for one another. No, you mean, oh yeah, are you the one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just watching those two, even though they're like not similar, like it really highlighted how bad Too Hot to Handle is.

I will not be watching ever again. Like I'm fucking done. They've disgraced my time and my energy and my brain cells. I'm so happy to hear that because that means I don't have to watch ever again. And that is our show. Any other content we watched this week on? No, we were together. I started this book called The Lion's Den. Oh, we also watched Vampire Academy. Which I love so much, but Claudia couldn't appreciate because people

were being loud the whole time. It was such a bad movie. Like, you know I love a dumb movie. It's so bad, you guys. Don't watch it. It's the best movie ever. Don't do it. No, it's literally so good. I wouldn't say best movie ever because like, you know, Confessions of a Shopaholic is out there, but. Yeah, because movies like Confessions of a shopaholic exist yeah but vampire academy is really good it's star-studded it's based on a series of books and then I was like I should read the books because I never got a sequel to the movie because there was haters like you out there who were like don't give it to us um and I would like to know what don't give it to us I would like to know what happens to Vasily I would like totally be a Maroi, right? You can't see me dedicating my life to someone else.

A Drogon or whatever they're called. A Domkir. Yeah, yeah. It would be a Maroi. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, that's very true. Or a Strigoi. I would be a Strigoi.

You would be a Maroi. See, you did like it. No, I didn't. And so I wanted to read the books, but then I had just watched the movie and it was so redundant. I was like, this is a waste of my time. So I started Lion's Den, which is so good um you'll like it I think everyone will like it I really do but I'm only 60% of the way so who knows what happens but like more than half yeah but like what if the end is you know so unrewarding you'll still like the book

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