The Toast - S4 Ep121: Hubie Doobler Dubois: Friday, July 9th, 2021

Episode Date: July 9, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! down on Friday. I love how you can't hit the GMM notes, but you can hit the Friday, Friday, gotta get down notes. Nothing stops on a Friday. Yeah, nothing, nothing stops on a Friday show. Can we start over? Yeah, let's start over. This episode is chaotic and I literally am not speaking English. No, I guess we could keep going since you addressed the fact that it's chaos. Okay, okay, so we're not gonna start over. Okay, but we can mentally start over. It's just like not worth the time. We're already on a delay today. Okay, yeah, that's so true. Okay, let we're not going to start over. Okay, but we can mentally start over. It's just like not worth the time. We're already on a delay today. Okay, that's so true. Okay, let's start.

In three, two. Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Nailed it. Nailed it. Welcome to the Morning Toast.

Sorry for our little kerfuffle. It's Friday. You know, we're just so scattered. We're so scattered. You're mildly hungover. Not the worst that we've seen. Obviously not the best, but you look really well. You seem well. How was your party? Tell us everything. Well, if you really want to know how my party was, head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast. Yeah, we did wind up putting together a Patreon party vlog because someone was like after all this dress talk like we better get a party vlog and i was like claude we could do that and there was even more dress drama you guys like you when you see it on the vlog you're not gonna believe it so claudia vlogged her getting

ready process not like our makeup routine again but like you know just like outfits and whatnot same with me and then we did a little vlog from the party. So that should be up later today. I hope you guys will enjoy that. But give everyone a little sneak peek. How did you have fun? Was it everything you wanted to be and more? Do you feel like you're ushering in your birthday weekend?

27's looking better than ever. Yeah, you know, I'm actually glad I got the celebration, like turn up part kind of out of the way. Because now when I'm hungover, like the thought of drinking makes me want to to die so I'm really looking forward to having like a really relaxing weekend nice that's so low-key of you no I'm not like other girls this is what I've been trying to tell you I'm not yeah so I'm just gonna chill you know maybe get a massage for my birthday but I had a really good time last night honestly I looked drop dead gorgeous like and there was so much drama you'll see in the patreon like but I literally left my house

and my doormen were like quaking were they like who is she they're like I didn't see this woman come in the building yeah who is this intruder intruder literally and I looked absolutely gorgeous and haven't looked gorgeous in a while you know yeah you know I kind of feel the same way like I tried a new eyeshadow moment because I was watching like Kim tutorial it just came up on IGTV before I got ready and so I was like I'll give this a stab and it kind of was really awesome so I felt like everyone was like feeling my look everyone loved my choker like it was just I felt pretty cool yeah and it's nice to like the way you look yeah like when you hate yourself as much as I do it's nice to change your pace yeah these moments are fickle and fleeting I know and of course I

didn't get like one good photo of myself like so annoying I have this blurry photo shoot of me like in the bathroom like that's it um that's how you know the night was good yeah no it was and it was so good to see everyone you know people we haven't seen since before the pandemic yeah um I had a great time. I'm like not remembering anything. I did start to like black out towards the end of the night. So my head is killing me. I'm so sorry that you feel that way,

but I hope that it was worth it. It was. And I just want to make an apology. I meant to do this. If I saw you last night at Paul's Casablanca and I shoved you, I just want to apologize. It really wasn't a shove. It was that part of the night when I couldn't stand anymore. And so like on my way out,

there was just like a couple of gals who I did shove out of the way. So how many people are we apologizing to? Multiple. I don't know the exact number, but if you saw me at Paul's Casablanca last night, no, you didn't. Okay. I think that's appreciated. Yeah. No, because I really wasn't shoving. I just could not stand. And like she was in my way. You were falling. Yeah. No, it was, I was the leaning tower of Gwenji. Yeah. I understand things happen. Yeah. And I just, I don't want to be known as a shover. You know, I'd rather be known as a girl who couldn't stand,

which is the truth. I think I'd rather be known as a shover. No, I wouldn't. Well, we're just so different. We're so different. We we're not we're not like other girls we're not like each other I was gonna say that that's so what are the odds there's only so many things we say here yeah it's like one of five things truly um well I'm so glad you had so much fun I'm so glad you have fun I did have fun because for me it was so nice to be amongst friends and family everyone chatting hanging drinking looking good and it was a great soiree also as you'll see and you probably already saw like there was all these videos of the toast up on all the screens and like the CMA awards and like I was genuinely enjoying just watching it I was I was wishing we could get some volume yeah

or like captions or something yeah no because it was just like so fun to watch yeah the event space had all these monitors he's like do you want to put something on? I'm like, yeah, the toast. I wish I had a music video and I would make that play on repeat. But I never did one for toast and I really should have. You should have. But you live and learn. You'll do it for the next song.

You'll do it for your ballad called RDH. Cause I'm RDH. I don't know how it would go. No, it would be like so emotional. Like RDH, RDH, RDH. I don't know how it would go. No, it would be like so emotional. Like, like Titanic. R-D-H, R-D-H, R-D-H. Like Titanic. Yeah, like, no, like never enough.

Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you. RTH. I actually saw a comment yesterday. Someone's like, what is RTH? They always say it, but they never say what it means. It means remiss, devastated, and heartbroken. And it's just like a condensed version of how we feel when we don't let you know who today's episode is brought to you by. Which is a great segue into letting you know it's brought to you by patreon.com slash themorningtoast.

Where you can always get premium content of your girls behind the scenes footage podcast episodes videos moments that you just wouldn't get on the toast and you just get so much there at patreon.com slash the morning toast and there's so much like footage from the past three years that we've done like so many funny vlogs chili cook-off drunk get ready with us that like if you sign up for the patreon today you'll be watching all weekend long chili cook-off chili cook-off was such good times oh my god hope everyone's doing okay in this storm like the footage coming out of the subway stations in this town is disgraceful yeah it is so disgraceful and like it was so crazy even though like i didn't even see anywhere in, like, Loki. Right, because you don't have windows.

I live in a bunker. But the rest of us did. Also, there was, like, a major flood on the Majdijan yesterday. And, like, 14. The Majdijan. 14 cars got stuck, like, underwater. But the NYPD, like, they put up, like, a truck barricade, and they got everyone out.

Oh, my God. All good on the Majd. But I was, like, damn. Not the Majd. Not the Majd. Take the subway. Leave the Majd. Wait, the Majd. I was like, damn. Not the Maj. Not the Maj. Take the subway. Leave the Majan. Wait, the Majan?

I was actually telling someone. Maj Dijon. I was talking with someone yesterday about, like, the flooding and the inclement weather in New York, and I was like, and did you see the Major Deegan? Yeah, it's not the Major Deegan. That's a thing. No, I know, but it's truly the Maj Dijon. Like, I'm not even saying it because that's, like, the joke.

Like, when I read it, I see Maj Dijon. By the way even saying it to like because that's like the joke like when I read it I see Maj Dijon by the way I do too now even though I knew that it was Major Deegan and then like when you told me that story it forever became the Maj Dijon so if you ever find yourself in New York heading up the FDR hitting the Maj Dijon make sure to take a picture for us yes oh I love when you guys send me the Maj you know what you should do like if you ever if you have like an upcoming photo shoot like for a project or like whatever I don't know why you would be doing a photo shoot you gotta do it on the mosh yeah you need to like jersey turnpike on the mosh that would be iconic okay I'll look into it inter interstate wait sorry ignore me okay cool do you want to get into everything I mean you talk about I mean I

literally have nothing else to do okay because also I want to talk about Siesta Key because I caught up last night and I have so many thoughts and feelings I actually was thinking about it all day yesterday because obviously it was the episode I heard it was crazy yet spoiler Juliet slapped Kelsey and like she was banished from the island and she doesn't look like she's in next episode either like I don't know what they're gonna do about her and I'm just really disappointed in her because like Juliet is my number one on the show and like she's in next episode either. Like, I don't know what they're going to do about her. And I'm just really disappointed in her. Because, like, Juliet is my number one on the show. And, like, she just, the thing about Juliet is, like, when she's the underdog, you just, like, you root for her.

And she, like, all of a sudden starts, like, making good choices and, like, being a great person. And then when she's at on top, she doesn't know how to be on top without letting everything crumble. You want to be on top. So I'm just, and I'm sure she was really disappointed in herself too and I'm sure I'm sure she doesn't need to hear it from me but also just the role that alcohol plays on the show like Juliet was so drunk and like everyone's just talking about like Juliet's behavior like Juliet's anger issues blah blah blah it's like if Juliet wasn't drinking like that she wouldn't have slapped anyone so everyone like also needs to calm down with their drinking sorry I know that's not fun to say no it's not especially to a hungover person it's not fun I

know that's not fun but you didn't you don't get super drunk and hit people no that's inappropriate I've never done that and if you did what was the reasoning behind the slap oh because like they were really egging. Sorry I don't want to like say. Well okay. Juliet. Juliet was very drunk. She went up to the bar and started flirting. But like talking very excitedly towards Max. Kelsey's boyfriend. Because I think Juliet still harbors all this resentment.

Because Kelsey went to Sam. I would too. Juliet and Kelsey are not friends right now. But Juliet goes to the bar and is like laughing hysterically. I don't think she was like. I don't think she's harbors all this resentment because Kelsey went to Sam. I would too. Also, Juliet and Kelsey are not friends right now. But Juliet goes to the bar and is like laughing hysterically. I don't think she was like, I don't think she's into Max at all. I think she just wanted Kelsey to feel one iota of what she's felt from Kelsey. Then Kelsey comes up and is like, stop talking to my boyfriend. You're in love with him.

And Juliet's like holding two drinks. And Kelsey's like, throw them. Throw them. And of course, like Juliet walks right into the trap, throws them. Trashy, horrible, whatever. Then they start fighting again. Chelsea's, like, saying all this stuff, and Juliet just whacks her. By the way, this is literally Drag Me, Monique.

Yeah. No, that's literally what it felt like. But it was just so, it's just not how you act. And so this island, like, who kicked her off? Production. Oh, for real? Yeah. And I also feel like it must be really hard to be a reality TV star

because the crazier you act, the better you are at your job. You get rewarded for negative things. Not even rewarded, but it's like if you really wanted to work on yourself, stop drinking a little bit, not get so involved in drama, you're being bad at your job. You're not interesting. Right, and a reality place is not the place to do that. So you can always justify your bad behavior when you're a reality show by saying I'm doing my job

for the show and I think that's a really hard cycle and I and I think you get to a point where it's like you need to prioritize like the things in your life that are actually important versus the show and like her relationship with Sam is important generally like usually very good and solid they're still together. So they obviously, and they've been together for a while. I think that they have a really great relationship and like that should be her focus and her brand, not like being as crazy as she can possibly be for the show.

Like, you know what? Let it be someone else's turn. There are plenty of girls in there who are thirsty enough to do what it takes to become a mainstay on the show. Like you can sit back, like not, you don't have to.

Isn't that what Chloe Troutman did? Like she really did. She comes back next week. She drama. She comes back next week. She does? She's back next week, knocking on Amanda's door. Oh, my God. They just made such a big drama. I think because Juliet wasn't filming, they were like, we can't have two of the, like,

biggest castmates out. Chloe, come back. Anyways, it was just really disappointing. I'm sure, like, Juliet will come back from it. But it was just, I don't know. It just really bothered me. That's crazy. It wasn't sitting well with me. I heard it was a crazy episode't know it just really bothered me that's crazy I heard it was a crazy episode like everyone was talking about yeah and I guess that's the siesta key recap yeah um I haven't watched Love Island since the first episode but I am gonna catch up and we'll

recap like sometime next week yeah sounds good but I do think now without further ado since we like move stuff around it's time for the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. This episode's just feeling so chaotic you know. I mean it's a crazy day. I literally can't even speak English. It's later in the day like I did the tv recap first like it's just it's we are everything's going we are messy. Haywire. Haywire. Are you ready for our first story? It's actually kind of exciting news, I think. I found it to be. What is it?

The Bachelor in Paradise cast has been revealed. I did see this. 19 franchise alums kicking off season seven. What I liked so far is that I knew most of the people from seasons I've watched because I'm not watching Katie's. I knew most of the people as well, but also there will be more Katie guys. They just have to be eliminated from the show. Okay, so here are our contestants. I knew most of the people as well, but also there will be more Katie guys. They just have to be eliminated from the show. Okay.

So here are our contestants. All that matters is Kelsey. We're we're is on. Yes. Abigail Herringer from Matt James's season is on. Brendan from Clarentasia season. He was like number three. Yeah.

Um, Deandra Canu from Peter Weber season. There's a lot of Peter. Yeah. I didn't, well, because they were supposed to be on last year. So we have like double the amount of eligible people.

Yet somehow grocery store Joe is back again. But they love that. And I think the fans like that too. Like someone, not just like a, a first timer, like someone who like clearly wants to be in a relationship is beloved in the franchise.

I'm actually surprised there's not more of those. There should be. Oh, Kendall might be there too. Kendall might be there be there too i that to me is like too chaotic honestly like i know we've all moved on but to me she'll always be the girl who taxidermies oh interesting the world may have moved on and forgotten but i never forget because you want to know why elephants never forget ivan from clarentasia season cutie Yesenia from Matt season oh my god she was chaotic chaotic literally looking forward to her energy same grocery store Joe he's like the only one who's like more than two seasons old Carl from season what's he on Becca Kufrin oh that's not that long ago.

Carl from Katie's season. Don't know him. Looking forward to getting to know him. Kelsey from Peter's season. Obsessed. Obsessed. Actually, she posted this photo on her Instagram, and I was like, that looks like a Bachelor in Paradise photo, but she's also in St. Thomas with Victoria and Kelly,

and I'm like, how is she doing both of those things? Yeah. Confusing. I'm confused. Kenny from Claire and Tayshia's season. Oh, he was the boy band manager. Oh. Mari from Matt James' season.

I liked her. I liked her too. She was slept on. She was slept on. I agree. Marissa from Peter's season. Literally never seen her in my life. Oh, Natasha from Peter's season.

Loved. So fabulous. Can't wait to see her again. She got like no respect from the franchise at all. Noah from Tayshia's season, who was like the young one, who was like villainized. Oh, with the mustache. Noah versus Bennett.

Yeah, I liked him. I thought he was cute. I thought so too. I think he'll do well in Paradise. And I actually think he probably just got a weird edit. Yeah. And he's probably like a nice guy. Yeah.

Serena from Matt's season. There were two Serenas, right? Yeah, Serena C, sorry. Serena C was the worst one. The yeah Serena from Matt's season that there were two Serenas right yeah Serena C sorry Serena C was the worst one the worst Serena well Serena P is also there Serena P was lovely should have won like literally take the whole season home with you the other Serena was like literally the bully who like got away with it I literally I like I'm still I'm still angry about that I know same but I just feel like perhaps that energy is right for Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah. And Bachelor in Paradise really does give people a whole new lease on life.

We see you totally differently. Yeah. Villains go to become un-villainized and heroes come to die. Like, Paradise can really shift things around. Yep. Tajuan from Colton's season. Oh, that was our first Colton's girl, right? Oh, yeah. Tammy fromton's season. Oh, that was our first Colton's girl, right?

Oh, yeah. Tammy from Peter's season. Oh, you remember Tammy. Who could forget? Who could forget? Queen Victoria from Matt's season looking very different. Blonde hair.

Oh. I at first did not recognize her. I liked her. Like, obviously not her behavior, but I'm kind of like looking forward to her presence. I love people who have no self-awareness. Like, that's the greatest television Victoria from Peter season was

she Victoria P Victoria P yeah she was like the she got like exposed like for being a bully like right before her time ended like she knew some girl from before time was up like so quick I thought she was gonna be final four and like yeah one day it just all turned for her but she's friends with all the girls so I'm sure she's fine yeah um so that's the whole cast there's definitely more girls than guys because the guys who are coming are probably from Katie's season yeah um I like Paradise I'm definitely still gonna watch it yeah same I am like no is this David Spade this is the crew David Spade little John Jon, Titus. Titus does help, but I'm really not looking forward to...

Like, just give me an Ariel Vandenberg. You know, like, you need a... In shows that are so chaotic, like, you need a Ryan Devlin. Like, you need an anchor. And I just think having, like, has-beens on is not going to help. No, I don't think so either. It'll be interesting to watch Bachelor in Paradise now that we just watched Too Hot to Handle. We're watching Love Island. You love Are You the One? Like to see how it stacks up against these shows that it's

like trying to be. Yeah I think it's actually very well done. Well there's one fatal flaw with the show which is that it rewards the couples that are the most solid therefore the most boring yeah and there's only so many slots for people who are single and interesting and trying to make a connection and the further you go it literally gets like one slot left right and then all of these people who have already left might have hit it off with these people who are coming in and there's just not I think at a certain point if you hit like six weeks with the same person six match-up ceremonies or rose ceremonies you guys should go to a fantasy suite a honeymoon suite i agree because you are boring and then also that would

switch things up because some people probably wouldn't want to go so they would like is it like do i really love this person do i want to stay on tv that's actually a really good call they they should reformulate it free idea free free million dollar idea yeah yeah because it gets boring when it's like just happy couples and then we we're focused on like one love triangle between like Dean, Christina. When we could be focused on like 18 love triangles. Yeah, that's actually really very well thought out. Thank you. I've been thinking about it for a long time, this issue, and I just came up with the solution.

I'd love to see ideas being made. Thank you so much. Okay, next story. A little more love news, but not really. Chelsea Handler explains why her crush on Andrew Cuomo is over okay I think this that's the most relatable headline everyone's crush on Andrew Cuomo has been over for a while but they were actually like talking during the pandemic you know what I just want to say I can actually see but before he came out as the disgrace that he is I could actually see them as

a couple I could I guess I could see it too similar energy I think Chelsea's from New Jersey like I think there could have been something there yeah the comedian revealed she had a change of heart in her feelings for the New York governor after multiple women came forward to accuse him of sexual misconduct she said I found out all the stuff we found out about him and I thought, well, I guess this isn't a guy that this is a guy that doesn't like it offered up. So my crush with him is yes, O-V-E-R. She had recalled that she offered herself up to Andrew Cuomo. She said in the pandemic, I was very turned on by his morning news conferences, as many

of us were. Handler claimed that he subsequently reached out to her leading to a couple of conversations between them. And after saying, she said he was metaphorically feeling himself on the phone. She joked that he could have literally been feeling himself. Oh my God. But then she said she was preparing to film her special evolution on the East

coast at the time of her correspondence with Cuomo and thought they could meet up for a drink while she was in town. However, that never happened. She said he blew her off oh my god the more i learned about andrew cuomo the less i like him and he said on the view in october that while he's a big fan of chelsea handler he only dates quote new york residents that's like okay that's not like a rule about being governor of everything about him like that's not even that weird but like it really is i think this is very emblematic of how a lot of people their journey with cuomo evolved over the course of the year there was like a few weeks where like everyone was

homosexual and now like what's the opposite of that that's us no no cuomo sexual no no no homosexual no mo cuomo no mo cuomo honestly no no no Cuomo no I'm so excited this mayoral race is really heating oh wait he's the governor he's the governor forever no no no of course not yeah that was a dumb question um I just sometimes forget that Governor Cuomo is not married and I don't know like what what book it's written the unwritten rule like as a politician you like are supposed to be married so every time I remember that he's not like the story it's just like oh yeah it's kind of odd even though there's like literally nothing wrong with it it's just bizarre it's especially odd now knowing what we know that you know because he's a creep yeah right

right right so the whole thing just like doesn't look good no not at all but you have to remember then there was like the Sandra Lee moment who could forget okay cool the sandra lee of it all yeah i think about that all the time yeah for those who don't know sandra lee from the food network was married to governor like no they were i think i don't think a domestic partnership yeah like partners like you know yeah also i was just reading this article sandra lee's on this like fitness journey she's like five pounds away from her goal weight. I'm so happy for her. I'm so happy for her.

We love to see a fitness journey. And the last five pounds are the hardest. They are. And she said she feels, like, the best she's ever felt. That's really nice to see. And I just love her. I just need her to get back to work, start making more cooking shows. Semi-homemade. Like, now that I sometimes cook, like, I have so much appreciation for semi-homemade.

No, it's stunning. And her whole aesthetic semi-homemade. No, it's stunning. And her whole aesthetic was just so rich, like governor's wife. And it was just like, it was. But that was on her aesthetic. I feel like when her show was actually on, she wasn't even dating. I feel like she was. Okay. No, her aesthetic was cute.

Oh, excuse me, does Sandra Lee live in New York? No, I think she just moved out. That is such a slap in the face. That's like a sign of the times. Oh my god Sandra Lee like I just want to live where she lives and I want her to make me like cookies. Yeah I'm sure they're good but I'm sure they're just like the slice and bake you can make. Yeah because she's semi-homemade. Yeah. It's a great concept for a show. Great concept. I just really I feel like we've said this before I need Food Network to return to their old programming. We've said this and but i feel like discovery plus like you can

get all that old programming i i have like a thing like i will not sign up for discovery plus i'm like annoyed by it you're only punishing yourself by not that might be true there's so much there for you i wouldn't have to do it if just they played some normal cooking shows on the food network and not cry guys grocery games every fucking day like it's all guys groceries games and diners drive-ins and dives which is good but i'm just like can we get i'll take giada like i'll take anyone yeah it used to be like emerald rachel ray at home with bobby flay like there was all this shit. Yeah. Would you take Bobby Flay? No.

No. That's where you draw the line. What is our joke about Bobby Flay? I'm just like having a brain fart. That he's always going toe to toe with everyone. It's like nobody asked him. And he like has this complex where he needs to be the best at everything. But it's like why can't everyone have their own thing? And the show was 100% rigged.

Now I remember. Oh yeah. And he's just like. Like you can't be the best. You can be a really, really, really good world round chef. just like like you can't be the best you can be a really really really good world around Jeff but you're not gonna be the best at making every cuisine and like right and every dish and like leave some space for the rest of us and like why do you have to go to these people he's gatekeeping he is gatekeeping like cuisines no but why do you

go to these people's hometowns attack them set them up with a false premise for a show that they're doing you're studying their recipe and they don't even know they're competing against you like what it's an ambush it's an ambush it's an ambush he is gatekeeping like the chef industry and i ate at a bobby fly steakhouse once and i did not feel safe yeah so i just feel like it's just all wrong like there's enough space for all of us, Bobby. Lay off, Bobby. He knows. He's been really quiet since that episode.

Yeah. I haven't. Are you ready for our next story? It's a little Hillary Baldwin news. Hillary Baldwin. Yeah, she's got nerve again with this caption. Hillary, Hillary. No, Hillary.

Hillary Baldwin claims her culture is fluid. She's got nerve again with this caption. Hillary, Hilaria. No, Hillary. Hillary Baldwin claims her culture is fluid seven months after her heritage controversy. We'll read it. I just, I just am annoyed how much of an advantage she's, no, how much she's taking advantage of the English language. Okay. Your background. In addition to the Spanish language.

Cannot be fluid. You are from where you're from and you're not from where you're not from. And Hillary is not from Spain. Yeah. But in an Instagram post on Thursday, the yoga instructor and wife of Alec Baldwin said she recently reunited with her side of the family for the first time in almost two years due to the pandemic and that they discussed, quote, how we grew up, our languages, our cultures, multi and very valid. Quote, when you are multi, it can feel hard to belong. You are constantly going back and forth, trying to be more this or more that. You feel you have to explain why you are the way you are, trying to fit into a world of labels where there might not be one that perfectly defines you.

You will never quite fit in because the other parts of you shape and influence all your parts. You remember how it was a big scandal that came out when we found out that Caroline Calloway had the ghostwriter? Yeah. Who was writing all of her Instagram captions? Yeah. I think that girl is working for Hillary. Natalie?

Yeah. Or someone of Latin descent is working for Hillary. What the hell is she talking about? I have no idea. But it's really crazy. She's gaslighting the shit out of us. That in everything. It's like she's really still not like backing down off of this.

You know? No. She refuses to admit that she's literally lying. Yeah. No. She just like. They keep just throwing like so much verbiage at us. So that we get so bored.

And we're like. Oh forget it. You know? No. I just think as a society. We cannot let up no because hillary baldwin pretending to be spanish will forever be the weirdest thing anyone's ever done and i really don't want us to get past it you know because news cycles shift people move on

with their lives but i think as a society we should make a true commitment to not forgetting. Never forget. Never forget. I agree. And I feel like most people are very much in that boat. Because this was a story that took everyone by storm. Yeah, of course. No, and for me, I really couldn't help but wonder, in the words of Carrie Bradshaw.

I couldn't help but wonder. Like, was Alec Baldwin a part of this farce or up until a year ago did he think he married a Spanish woman? I think it's the latter. That's a really good question. I know. I think it's the former. You think he's in on the farce? I think he like knows where she comes from and like also realized she was misrepresenting herself but like was like go do your thing no I think that like he was handled and you so you think when they came out you think they were like fighting in their house no I think that he's like such a narcissist that like he

thinks the media this is like the media lying on his family and he actually thinks that she's Spanish like I'm dead fucking serious yeah oh okay maybe that either way whatever they believe they believe it together. There's no... Yeah. And that's why they're successful. Like they are a true unit. That's why they have such a great marriage.

They are a unified front. Yeah, they really are. I agree with that. But I just don't know what it is they believe. So please just make a commitment to yourself when you do your morning affirmations. Remind yourself, Hillary Baldwin lied about being Spanish

and is literally gaslighting us on Instagram into like rethinking that she's Spanish. And it's important that we remember, first of all, that she's not Spanish. And second of all, that she did that. Like she acted like a full other culture for her entire life in the public sphere. And it's really kind of lame and embarrassing. And she should be so mortified.

You know, she should shame on her house. She brought shame on her family. Yeah. Who's not from Spain, by the way. I don't know if I mentioned that. No, no, no. Oh, no. No, they're not. Are you ready for our next story, which is a little follow-up from news this week that I found to be quite interesting? Suez? No, unfortunately, not that interesting. Shit. Everything's all cleared up in Suez. What are we going to talk about? I don't know. I'm going to have to send, like, another big ship there and, like, just,

like, turn it sideways. No, but Kanye helped Kim with her upcoming KKW Beauty rebrand this is really interesting they might be exes but they're still partners in business after Kim announced earlier this week that her KKW Beauty website would be shutting down in August for a rebrand many fans speculated it was because she plans to drop the W from the company's name in light of her pending divorce from Kanye but a source close to the Kardashians and the beauty company told Page Six Style that that's not the case at all. In fact, West helped his estranged wife with the rebrand. Quote, fun little fact, Kanye helped come up with the new name.

Kim's decision to rebrand. So there is a new name. Yes, but Kim's decision to rebrand has nothing to do with dropping the W in KKW since she has not changed her legal name and still goes by West. It has been in the works for a while, and kindly actually helped Kim to come up with a new brand name. Okay, so we're getting a confirmed brand change name. But I have wondered about the West.

I always thought it was really interesting that she like when you're a public person, usually don't change your name. Yeah, not in such a public way. And like put it on all your branding. But I really know her as KKW. Like we don't call her Kim Kardashian. Like she's Kim Kardashian West. Yeah.

And so I think the way that her brand became KKW is so crazy. And like, are we going to go back to that? I don't know. I don't know either. So now I'm like, maybe it's not Kim Kardashian beauty. Maybe it's just like,

maybe the rebrand is to make it so that like it's more than just makeup because obviously she has her fragrances and like she definitely has too many verticals and she needs to put them all together yeah but I don't know what the name is going to be but it makes me happy to know they're still partners in business and yeah I have to imagine that they're getting along well I hope so because Kim is not like a mean or spiteful person she's actually very calm and lovely um and kanye's like very in his own world so i actually could see them co-parenting and being on good terms yeah because they have

so many kids together and so it probably requires a lot of communication and coordination to make sure everyone's getting time with the kids yeah and are the kids going to be like bi-coastal you know like idaho you mean they would just be like yeah i don't know what the right word is because it's not bi-coastal but like la to idaho why do i keep calling it idaho i don't know gotta check out idaho all right ready for our next story which is a little more kid news the kids are out of control the kids are out of control but yesterday was penelope Disick's birthday. And I just feel like it took up my entire feed. Like everyone was talking about P's birthday.

I felt like I got to learn so much about P from everybody's captions. Best post, hands down. Norah's Black Book. If you want to read the caption, it was so fucking funny. It was so fucking funny. Even Chloe commented. Did she? Yeah.

She said these captions are hilarious. It was so good. It was so good. I just feel like one, everybody loves P. I mean, of course everybody loves the kids, but like the fact that everyone was posting for this camper's birthday. Um, and she's like so stunning for a child. Like she's striking.

I know. And I feel like she really, like as much as we know, like North's personality from like Nori, I feel like P has her own personality. For sure. I mean, her mom is Courtney. So yeah, I just feel like she's like cool, you own personality. For sure. I mean, her mom is Courtney, so. Yeah, I just feel like she's like cool, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think it's so cool that they're like, so many of the cousins have cousins like similar ages and they're going to have like best friends for life. Yes. And Travis Barker gifted Courtney's daughter Penelope drums for her birthday. Oh my God. I saw that picture, but I didn't realize that's from Travis.

Oh my God. I'm like literally going to cry. That's so fucking cute. Isn't that that's from travis oh my god i'm like literally gonna cry that's so fucking cute beautiful i had seen it i'm like oh she plays drums i did not know that it was a gift from travis that means they're really good drums like the best of the best oh for sure and then she's the best teacher in the world oh my god imagine she grows up to be a drummer and she's like i just i just want to let you know like if Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian don't like get married or just end up together like I will dead ass be so annoyed annoyed I honestly like heartbroken because this just seems like every this is perfect this like yeah this story that you just selected that I didn't even know about like this is what life is all about yeah do you know what i mean kids family

music the music okay he gave her the gift of music and that is priceless yeah even though that's the biggest fucking drum set i've ever seen in my life it probably cost like a hundred thousand dollars yeah and it's pink and scented and so fucking cute oh my god and it has her name on the front it's such a cute gift. And I just hope she said thank you. Because that's like so thoughtful I could cry. Yeah. Really, really sweet.

And Travis and Courtney are going so strong. Like stronger than ever. Every day it's like a new outing. A new look. Yeah. Do they ever just sit on the couch? They're always doing stuff. I know.

Well I guess there's so many kids between them. They've got to keep the campers occupied. Yeah yeah but like don't they ever just want to like lay in bed and watch a movie yeah I'm sure they do I hope so they probably watch blended and they get inspired you I first of all I've never seen that movie it's so good you love that movie it's so good because like you think it would just be like stupid Adam Sandler movie whatever but it has so much heart and it's so so good if you've never seen blended Adam Sandler Drew Barrymore it's so it's so good and if you're thinking about blending a family or you're in the you need a tutorial or you're in the middle of blending one they actually like really don't become blended to like the end

which is it's probably it's more like almost blended um on the way to being blended yeah but it's a really really cute movie it's just like so much better than you would think it is I think you actually just nailed like the Adam Sandler genre it's like dumb Adam Sandler movie but like that have a lot of heart like Big Daddy dumb dumb movie had so much heart I feel like as we get further the click as we get further into like the future the movies get dumber and dumber so like to have a sort of like contemporary movie that's not that dumb you mean his most recent work has been really bad yeah I agree um but he's just in it for the money now yeah yeah and I respect it Dewey Dubler's Halloween what was that one Who Be Dubler Who Be Halloween I don't know but I know what you're talking about

I recapped it on the show and because the end a twist. And I don't remember if I thought there was heart or it was heartless. Because I remember the twist at the end, but I just, I can't remember what I thought. What was the twist? Spoil it. I'm never going to watch this movie. Okay. So the movie takes place in Salem, Halloween. Actually, should I watch it?

No, I'm never going to watch it. Everything is like so spooky. And then like, and Doobie doobler is like the town loser always has been always will be what's his name i'm gonna find doobie doobler his name is literally like hoobie boobler hoobie's halloween who okay it is called uh hoobie Halloween. Yeah. What is Hoobie's name? Hoobie's name is Hoobie. Okay, guys, I'm literally not even fucking with you. His name in the movie, it's like.

Hoobie Hoobly. Is Hoobie. Hold on, hold on. It's Hoobie G-U and then dot, dot, dot. But I need to get. I think it's safe to say it's Hoobie Doobie. Okay, hold on. No, I'm getting so close.

I'm getting to IMDb. Some people are like, definitely chef's hoobie doobie okay hold on no i'm getting so close i'm getting to imdb some people are like definitely chef hoobie dubois french wait it's dubois dubois dubois yeah d-u-b-o-i-s oh dubois dubois no but but it's hoobie dubois that actually does sound right okay hoobie dubois oh my god is it hoobie dubois a play on words of Heather Dubrow? Perhaps. Okay, so yeah, Hubie is a loser. Biggest loser, always has been, always will be. Growing up, they used to pull pranks on him, and he's like obsessed with Halloween. And he's like really gullible too, and like every Halloween they just like get him with the pranks

because like he's like a Halloween-ophile, and he just like is always going with the flow. And like the town, like this, you know know it's like the bullies from high school Erica still living there and yeah he lives with his mom and he's just like really fucking pathetic honestly even like the kids and now he's like obviously grown Adam Sandler's what 50 like the kids in the town like make fun of him and like throw shit at him I think it's like really bad I just want to say I'm never watching this movie I didn't know that it was a sad movie no it's like really fucking tragic so someone out there is like a pressed that they're treating hubi like this as they should be and so on halloween night in salem massachusetts extremely spooky like a couple people start disappearing and it's like where are they going and somebody's basically doing this for

justice for hubi justice for hubi literally and you're there's all these like different forces throughout the movie and you're like could it be this person could it be that person is it just magic spooky like we're in salem things happen is it the ghost of which is past it's his mom at the end of the day it's his mom she has all of like oh my god i just guessed that his lifelong torturers like hung in her backyard love that alive they're just like as a good mother should and she's like i think ready to kill them all um and um she doesn't and i guess she gets arrested um and i just don't know how i felt about the ending i just want to say i remember i felt strongly but i can't remember my

take on it i just want to say your reenaction was riveting like i don't need to see the movie i just saw it through your eyes and i knew it was the mom because i'm smart and honestly i told you like six months ago and you maybe remember no you want to know how i knew you literally didn't mention any other characters so you're like you want to know who it was i'm like the mom like that's the only other character you mentioned yeah yeah like there was no you know principal like there was not a crossing guard like there was no other characters you mentioned so it had to be the mom well there actually like were no that you mentioned that i mentioned right of course i tried to say evil forces you know who we do blur who be de bois so that's the latest adam sandler movie i would have never watched it but zach made me yeah no sometimes like it's nice

to get into the halloween spirit even though i don't know why people still make halloween movies after halloween town because that's just never going to be it. Yeah. Did you like that movie? Is that the one with the bowl? No, that's Hocus Pocus. Oh, right. Halloween Town, that's like Disney, DCOM.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that girl. You know, like she's got that face. Was she from Quince? Yes. Yes! Yes! She was from the Disney Channel original movie, Quince.

Which is about five babies. Her mom, she's like a kid, and her mom had quintuplets, right? Yeah, Quince. And it's just like, it's torture, you know? Yeah. And of course, her name is Marnie in Halloween Town, but in Quince, she finds a way to make this medical marvel all about herself, you know? Yeah, no, totally. That's so crazy.

Now I'm on her IMDb. She has a really punchable face. Yeah, I'm not so crazy about Halloween movies. Like, totally. That's so crazy. Now I'm on her IMDb. She has a really punchable face. Yeah, I'm like not so crazy about Halloween movies. Like, sorry. By the way, me neither. But I like Halloween. Love, but I love a Christmas film. Of course.

Yeah, you can't just like stand all holidays. What do you think is the best Christmas film? Not Hallmark. Like ones that were released in theaters. That really opens up the floodgates. It's Elf, right? Probably objectively, yes. Let's look at a list of Christmas movies.

The one where Vince Vaughn plays Santa, Fred Claus. It's like he's Santa's like dumb younger brother. Oh, that sounds good. I think that's the premise. And I think that's who plays Fred. He's also like for Christmases is pretty cute with him and Reese Witherspoon I don't think I've seen that one oh they were like each have divorced parents so they have to go to four different places for Christmas also the

holiday is that oh that's good Christmas it's a holiday movie but also the one with Kristen Chenoweth where they want to see the lights from out of space you know um with danny devito and kristin davis and danny devito is the neighbor and he has all these it might be jack the halls and those twins from eighth notion are in it the ones with the astigmatism you guys know what i'm talking about i know what you're talking about the astigmatism if you don't know those commercials with the twins oh my god with the twins from eighth and ocean who have an astigmatism that's all you don't know those commercials with the twins oh my god with the twins from eighth and ocean who have an astigmatism that's all you need to know no there's also that it's uh are you talking about boy twins or girl twins girl twins yeah blonde hair yeah they were models in eighth and ocean

yes and i just feel like i think that's where we'll draw the line like if you know that reference like this is the show for you and like if you don't eighth and ocean was the best show and when it never came back i was truly heartbroken yes also an amazing christmas movie that i personally love is the grinch could not agree might be one of my favorites absolutely perfectly well done stunning also the princess switch of course no no i agree a christmas prince the one from netflix like was pretty good but never, it wasn't good enough because I obviously, I didn't watch the next ones. When I regard holiday films, I don't include any originals from Netflix. Me neither. Like, it had to have been released in theaters, like, when we were kids to, in my eyes.

Also, Home Alone. Is that a Christmas movie? Yes, because, like, they were going away for Christmas. It's also, like, low-keykey, like an episode of SVU. They were trying to kidnap him. No, totally. As a kid, I used to be really scared. And I'm like, why is everyone laughing at these kidnappers?

It was actually serious. It was a serious threat. Yeah, I agree. Just Friends, you love that movie. I love that movie. And I also don't think of it as a holiday movie. I think of it as a rom-com. Yeah.

That happens to take place during the holidays. Agreed. It it as a holiday movie. I think of it as like a rom-com. Yeah. That like happens to take place during the holidays. Agreed. It's not a Christmas movie. Okay. If you insist. So I think the elf is. Yeah. Elf or Grinch.

Grinch is so good. And it's so family friendly. And so quotable. So quotable. Loathe entirely. Okay. So I do believe. Right so I do believe, right? I do believe that that is our show wrapping up a great week here at the Morning Toast.

You know, we didn't get you a cake, but we do want to wish you a happy birthday. Because that was on me and I forgot. And your birthday's tomorrow, so things happen. Bitch, I always fucking get you a cake. I know. I actually meant to because I would have loved happen. Bitch, I always fucking get a cake. I know. I actually meant to because I would have loved, you know, to crush some. Cake. Some donuts or something on a Friday.

Is this a prank? There's a cake over there. No, like I wish so much. I wish I didn't even mention it because you probably didn't realize. No. Why do you think I literally came in today? I'm so sorry. I'll make it up to you.

No, I don't want it. Let me make it up to you. No, I don't want the cake. It's fine. Let me make it. It's probably for the best. I get the message you guys are trying to send. Stop eating. We're going to make it up to you. It's fine. Do

you want to sing to yourself before we go? Honestly, no. Wow. That's how upset you are? No, no. That's how much I want to go home. That's how much you want to end the show. Yeah. No, I love you guys. I don't want to end the show. I just really need to get into bed. Maybe Monday could be the official birthday celebration of the Claudia on the Toast. I mean, it's fine. Like, I just think it's important to remember a few things. Not that I was ever keeping score. I did get you a Gucci bag like just for the show because when we used to say Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Gucci bag, Gucci bag. We haven't done that in a while. Because we don't have a clock and we don't see when it's 11 11. Let's get a clock. Digital so we can see. Yeah I just got you a Gucci bag and I got balloons for you. And then like that following

year, like I just got like a lackluster cupcake from you. And then I stopped like trying because we were just like on two different playing fields. Okay. You know what? That's really fair criticism. That's okay. Good. No, it's good. I see what you're referring to. I did get a cake last year. You got a cake last year. But it's worth noting, Jillian got the cake. And when I got you that celebration, we didn't have anyone working with us. No, it's true. I'm in the deficit. I'm in the wrong.

Yeah, but you know what? I'm in the, what's the opposite of deficit? Ifficent? Proficit? There isn't a word, I assume. Let's go to antonyms.com. No, you have to go to Thesaurus, deficit, and then click antonyms.com. No, you have to go to Thesaurus, Deficit, and then click antonyms. I fucking love an antonym.

If Thesaurus.com ever got hacked and taken down, the world would cease to exist. I mean, if Thesaurus.com didn't exist, this would not exist. Dead fucking serious. I use Thesaurus.com so much. Oh, and by the way, I also use Dictionary.com. Antonyms for Deficit. Okay, and by the way, I also use dictionary.com. Antonyms for deficit. Okay, but also, can I say something really quickly?

People who don't use dictionary.com and use like Merriam-Webster, I just want to say like, you're a psychopath. Freaks. That's crazy ass serial killer behavior. Sorry, continue. Are you ready for the antonyms for deficit?

Abundance, adequacy, advantage, enough. Abundance is good. Advantage is good. Sufficiency. But that's not, that seems like zero. Sufficient. Sufficient. It's like enough.

I don't know. I was looking for a word that like rhymes with deficit. Yeah. Prefacet. Prefacet. Add it, Miriam. Well, what I was going to say was that, well, I might be. In the preface.

Well, you might be in the deficit for birthday cakes like I am in the preface for like never letting you talk so I guess we can just call it even

put her there very good very good alright so all's well that ends well here at the morning toast do you want me to sing to you actually

yes okay and which one do you want me to sing to you? Actually, yes. Okay, and which one do you want, Stevie Wonder or the classic? The classic. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Unbelievable. Happy birthday, dear Claudia. Happy birthday to you. Okay. You have made significant progress. I just want to say like, I really think you should take voice lessons. Cause like the thing is, is like, you want to have a good voice so badly. So bad more

than anything. And it's like, just not fair that you don't have one. And it's like, it makes you think. Cause at the end of the day, like people have good voices are so supremely talented, but it's also just luck. It's not talent. No offense. Like, you didn't earn it. And of course, you can trade. You're either born with it or not. It's privilege. Like, it is. No, you're 100% right.

And when, like, when we compliment singers and they're like, thank you, like, you didn't do anything. Thank God. Literally. Literally. I think that's a great way to end the show. Happy birthday, Cloud. We love you so much. so much thank you don't look a day over 22 yeah people think I'm like 45 oh my god last night I was talking to someone who listens to the toast and didn't know how old I

was and like she was saying how she's so old I was like how old could you possibly be and then she was like how old are you and I was like 28 and she's like oh my god I thought you were in your 30s I was like oh because I'm a grandma like because I give off grandma vibes she's like yeah no actually I guess like the way that my energy is just older well if that's the case like I drink like an 18 year old so yeah no so I guess but people always think I'm old but weight adds a factor like people just think you're older when you're fat you think yeah I do but also sometimes like like you get liposuction just like all of the day bring me with you okay um Theo I love you thank you for being literally just a heavenly being he's the greatest gift remember that Met Gala Heavenly Bodies. Oh my god you are literally reading my mind. I'm so freaked out.

He is the literal mascot of Heavenly Bodies. Yeah I would agree with that. Thank you guys so much for listening to The Morning Toast. Also if you do want to get me a present I'm registered at Bloomingdale's. Thank you so much for listening to The Morning Toast the millennial morning show. Where we deliver the fast time. Where we deliver the fast time stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also the last podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places.

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