The Toast - S4 Ep124: A Potentially Great Episode: Wednesday, July 14th, 2021

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Hump Day! It's the best day of the week, you guys, except for Friday and Thursday. And Saturday and Sunday. Yeah, but it's Hump Day, so hump someone you love, get into the groove, and before you know it, we're on the other side of the week. Yeah, we're gonna get you over the hump today. So, so exciting. We actually have a great show for you today because, I mean, we say that like it's a surprise. Honestly, every show is a great show. We always have a great show. And we because I mean we say that like it's a surprise honestly every show is a great show we always have a great show and we say that like we know what's

gonna happen like sometimes the most mundane mindless show becomes our best yet and days where we think we're gonna kill it like it's just a standard good show okay so my theory that today's show is gonna be a great show is based on a few things one fast five really good stuff really strong strong stuff you love to see it two tv recap we have it's full it's full we have real hazards of new york and we have love island i've caught up completely even though you described the sunday nights two hour episodes for me i felt like i needed to watch it and i'm glad that i did because i definitely changed my perspective on some people yes then we have and we're going to start with this actually because it's about to

melt but yesterday we talked about um the questionable collaboration between Van Leeuwen and Kraft Mac and Cheese Ice Cream. And the wonderful people at Kraft Van Leeuwen sent us some ice cream to try. Now, let's do a little pre, what's like when you give someone like some notes before, like a precursor, like a, what's it called? P it called preamble sure okay here's the preamble we don't have a freezer so it did arrive this morning and we're doing our best to keep it cold i'm sure it's quite soupy in its texture but i guess that affects us more than it affects you but i think we could still give like a pretty fair well-rounded are you gonna eat it i feel like I'm gonna try but like the thought of it plus the soupiness and it's morning and like

my stomach already feels like kind of iffy no it's really scary so we'll look at it we'll decide if we're gonna try it but I mean it really should have come with some dry ice like no offense yeah no but by the way I am trying it like I'm just saying okay okay yeah let's let's bring it out bring them out bring them out what's the consistency like oh there's a thing on top okay no the way that it's that the way that it's packaged all right it does look okay allow me to give you guys the full experience this is the um pint ingredients are cream milk cheese oh cream milk cheese no it's cream milk cheese. Ew! Cream milk cheese. No, it's cream milk, cane sugar, egg yolks, Kraft cheese sauce mix. Okay.

So it's not vegan. Don't give us the ingredients. Okay. Let's feel. Okay, it's not soup, but it's not hard. Okay, it's good. Oh, it looks like a sorbet.

It's like a little melted. It's totally fine. I mean, it looks, it's literally the color of cheese. Put it forward a little bit more. I am, i don't want to spill it okay fine okay so we're gonna put it out here grab your spoon you take yours first and then pass it to me okay it's actually a delightful once you said sorbet now i can look at it differently i just want you guys to know that think of it as a sorbet oh my god it it really like if you look at it when

it's melted it looks like cheese it's actually disgusting um it doesn't smell like anything it does smell like craft mac and cheese a little bit wow do i have covid i can't smell no it's very faint oh i'm getting nodes of cheese i'm actually you have to go first i'm doing everything in my power not to oh wait i'm i'm dripping you have to go first why I'm just saying I'm procrastinating like so hard what would you do yesterday honestly I had a horrible day I can't wait to talk about it oh my god I literally took this whole site take a bite but you didn't say how it was it's disgusting that's the fucking craziest thing it tastes like oh god i'm spilling oh oh god wait we've got cheese can i get a napkin oh god you guys oh my god that's disgusting that's

the craziest thing i've ever tasted it's literal thank you so much oh my god it's craft mac and cheese yeah okay it's craft mac and cheese oh god i stay in the couch i stay in the couch shit it'll smell like that forever wait it says on here why craft mac and cheese oh god i stay in the couch i stay in the couch shit it'll smell like that forever wait it says on here why craft mac and cheese ice cream can you read that for us yeah that's a great question have you ever met someone who didn't smile while eating ice cream or smile while eating a comforting bowl of mac and cheese yeah we didn't think so we read this propaganda so why why not enjoy both at the same time in the same bowl in the same mouth you know you've always wondered what this mashup would taste like or at least you do now

this is twisted absolutely vile shame on everyone involved in this collaboration for i literally took the smallest bite oh my god it's all over me like you guys all like the smallest bite told us everything we needed to know basically if you were to make kraft mac and cheese drain the liquid and then put that in the freezer yeah that's what it tastes like it's really atrocious what do you think jillian tried it so bad right bad and it really tastes like mac and cheese it tastes like the powder it really does you know when you open the powder and then it smells and you get that fragrance that's basically what the ice cream tastes like Chris that is really crazy thoughts no it's not for us it's a no from all four of us okay it's atrocious you guys like beware

honestly I feel bad because they sent it to us but like but they sent it to us like with our horrible take on it yes yes so honestly don't waste your money twelve dollars a pint what nerve that is just so crazy well I'm glad we had that experience. It's been a while, not since Kevin O'Leary have we had a live taste test. I know, but I do love eating on the show. It's one of my favorite pastimes. Yeah. So, you know, I'll continue to deliver food news and we'll continue to hope that someone hears it and sends us. We'll continue to use our platform to get free food. Essentially. Yes. Yes, we will. How was your day yesterday? Mine was like booked, busy, packed, caught up on so much TV that I cannot wait to recap for the purpose of this show.

Made some TikToks. None of them went viral. And it was pretty much a sad day for me. My day yesterday was so awful because I woke up with a migraine. I had a migraine on the show yesterday. Didn't want to complain about it because I know you guys are like tired of me having migraines. I went home and suffered from my migraine all day. I had to sleep all day because I couldn't watch TV. I couldn't read. I had to cancel everything I had planned. Like I could not get out of bed. So I literally slept into like on and off until like eight o'clock when I woke up finally feeling better. Oh thank God. Oh my God. It was like my fever broke. Heaven. Oh my God. Heaven. And then I caught up on all the TV, Love Island, Love Island, Roni.

And then I started a new book last night so that I could fall asleep having read. And I was so worried I wasn't gonna be able to fall asleep because of how much I slept. But no, I fell asleep by like one o'clock. What is worse than having a migraine and falling asleep and then waking up and still having the migraine? No, really. Sleep is supposed to be the cure. No, it was so crazy. It was such a tough

day but I'm so grateful for today you know like until you if you're like a migraine girly like me like you appreciate the days of just feeling fine yeah so much well and if you're a migraine girly like me who's triggered by the weather and we're like currently living through like this tropical storm it's not good cloudy days rainy days always give me migraines so I just know one is coming my way yeah so this week has tried me which explains the juicy track suit um you don't need to explain you look great okay thank you I just like I've really been in a sweat state of mind yeah and it's been like it's also for me like a merch state of mind but I wanted to wear like pants whatever you look great thanks so much so yeah I'm feeling just grateful for today for a new

day for everything that this day has in store for me for how much I don't want to jinx my day because You look great. Thanks so much. So yeah, I'm feeling just grateful for today, for a new day, for everything that this day has in store for me, for how much, I don't want to jinx my day because watch, migraine comes right back. 100%. We were just sleeping bitch. Yeah, literally.

We're still here. No, but now I can like, you know, do the things I need to do. There's nothing worse than like having a day of literal crossed off the calendar, no productivity. Like can't even watch TV. So it's not even like

fun you know it's not like sick you're staying home watching jerry springer yeah you know so were you a girl who watched mori or jerry springer when you were home from sick i was such a mori girl i don't know i really am not choosy not choosy at all i used to like literally like fake sick so i could watch mori. Yeah. Those were good times. Maury is and was everything. Good days. So. Gotta get to a Maury taping.

Didn't you already go? I went to a Jerry Springer taping. Well we had Maury. On the show. On the show. I think that's better than a Maury taping. You know what? I was actually thinking we've had so many guests on the show and I sometimes like forget. And I was just recently thinking how when we had Chelsea Handler on the show that was

probably like the most famous person we've ever had. I think Maury might be up there with Chelsea, like maybe even above her. I think it just depends on who you're asking, you know, and what they value. Because like for some people, it's Dorit Kemsley. Oh, by some people, do you mean you? It's a bigger guess than Chelsea Handler or Maury. Yeah, no, Chelsea Handler was, like, such a big deal. But then I'm like, what about Mari?

And why are you calling him Mari? Because we just have this, like, inside joke between us. Oh, you and Mari do? Me and Mari. It's Mori Povich. Mori Povich. And you know what, Jackie? You are not the father.

All right, let's start then, because we've got a pretty long show for you guys today um there's a lot oh and we have dear toasters there's so much to get through you know i was actually thinking i wanted to bring this up to you in private but i guess i'll just do it in public and let everyone else weigh in i was thinking we might shift our dear toasters day to a different day to tuesday because the way our current tv is scheduled we're not watching the bachelorette so tuesday shows are always a little short and then Wednesdays have so much TV recap and then Deer Toasters and I feel like

Wednesday shows are like an hour and 15 minutes and Tuesdays are like 40. It's not balanced. It's not balanced. So that's just an idea I'm throwing out.

I, my ruling, we're moving Deer Toasters to Tuesday. Yay! Oh my God, I never come up with good ideas

that Jackie likes. Yeah. No, I think that's a really good idea. Oh my God. I meant to bring it up yesterday, but I obviously forgot. Okay, so next week you can expect your toasters on Tuesday. Wow, this is a huge shift. This is.

It is a cultural moment, a reset in the toast. Yeah. It's worth celebrating. I say we go to drinks tonight. Yeah, for sure. Can't wait. Can't wait. All right, let's dive in because we

actually do have a lot to talk about okay so without further ado do you want to address that one before we start where are you I don't really feel like I need to explain myself on my parenting reasoning on hump day I have a lunch okay that's fine that's all you had to say that's I just don't like being questioned on like my decision making when it comes to being a parent I don't question you I don't feel like I was doing any of those things I don't question you I was literally just I was asking do where where do is I just don't like this pressure honestly like that comes from you consistently like I have a job to do I can't constantly be bringing Theo around like I do it when I can but you're always like pressuring me and calling out on the show and it's like honestly I just can't I can't live up to your expectations of me stop putting me on a pedestal

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Emmy nominations 2021. Claudia and I don't really care about the awards, but I do like to know who's and what is nominated to see if there's anything we should be watching. Emmy nominations 2021 are in, and we were snubbed. Always. We are always snubbed. It's just the name of the game

it's the name of the game um the two biggest like nominees are the mandalorian and the crown oh the crown yeah so deserving so now i'm going to take you through each category and if you have a favorite just you know holler yeah i realized like one or two years ago like i only watch bad television that doesn't get nominated yeah and honestly like if, like if the Emmys were up to me, like Monique Samuels would be getting an Oscar. I mean an Emmy, you know what I mean? But they're not. So I don't watch serious TV, but I've seen some shows.

So hit me with it. Okay. Best actress in a comedy. Aidy Bryant, shrill. Kaley Cuoco, the flight attendant. Jean Smart, hacks. Alice and Johnny, mom. It's over.

It's over. Jean Smart, hacks. I've actually seen every show in this category. Yeah. And I want to say. And then also one more. Tracee Ellis Ross, Smart hacks. I've actually seen every show in this category. Yeah. And I want to say. And then also one more. Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish. I've seen it too.

She's excellent as well. I have something to say. Say it. And it pains me because I so desperately wanted to like it and relate to it. The Flight Attendant. But Shrill is an atrocity. It's atrocious. I agree.

The Flight Attendant was good for COVID, you know, like Kaley Cuoco was actually very good in it and it was nice to see her in something like not dumb like the Big Bang Theory. She was actually great.

The show was fine. She deserves it. Okay. Jean Smart in Hacks. Have you seen Hacks? Not yet. Your husband watched it. He watched it.

It's on my plate. Like there are a lot of shows here that I'm genuinely going to watch. This is at the top. Okay. No doubt. It was the best show I've seen in years. I did a lot of shows here that I'm genuinely going to watch. This is at the top. Okay. No doubt. It was the best show I've seen in years. I did a whole recap on it I think when I after I watched it.

But she deserves the win. Like give it to like it's over. Like it was so she was incredible. Like incredible. Okay. So that's your choice. I didn't think I would come into this Emmy nomination feeling so strongly. No there's a lot of shows in here that we have seen.

I guess. Okay. Wow. Okay. I'm invested. Jean Smart, Hacks. But not in the next category. Best Actor in a Comedy. Anthony Anderson, Black-ish. Michael Douglas,

The Kaminsky Method. William H. Macy, Shameless. Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso. Kenan Thompson, Kenan. Everybody's always talking about Ted Lasso. And it is a part of my plate, but...

I think you guys would actually like it. I think we would like it, too. Everyone says that we would like it. Yeah. I think we need to watch it. It's nominated so many times.

Really? So many people in it are nominated. I really feel like Jason Sudeikis needs a win after all he's been through with Harry Styles. And I think this is that win. Okay. I don't feel strongly about any men in this particular category.

I do watch Shameless. I haven't seen the most recent season. I just feel like, I'm a little mad at William H. Macy do you know why of course why because he just like let his wife go through it on her own he let his wife like take the whole blame for the college admissions scandal and his life is so ineffective like Lori Loughlin like try getting a job William H. Macy getting nominated for Emmys and it's like technically they did the same thing yeah well not technically because there was like no paper trail of him really participating in the way that

but like his family did no yeah but it's all about like who sent right the evidence I understand it just seems weird to me like he just left his wife out to dry and like let her go to jail like it is a little weird for sure okay but maybe there was really nothing he could do so why should the two of them be suffer yeah and I mean they're still So like, I think they've worked through it. Yeah. And shameless is good. So. But yeah, no, definitely.

That's the first thing I think of. Okay, good. Because I feel like it's literally the last thing people think of because he was so not implicated at all, like in the media, in anything. Yeah. Best supporting actress in a comedy. Hannah Einbinder, Hacks, Cecily Strong, SNL, Aidy Bryant, SNL, Kate McKinnon, SNL, Juno Temple, Ted Lasso, Hannah Waddingham, Ted Lasso, Rosie Perez, The Flight Attendant.

Okay. You feel strongly about any of these? Kate McKinnon, 100%. Like, she's a runner. She's a track star. She's, yeah. I think the girl, Hannah Einbender, is that her name? I didn't think she was so great in Hacks.

Like, she was actually the one thing that made me, like be annoyed at the show okay good to know yeah best supporting actor in a comedy carl clemens hopkins hacks bowen yang snl keenan thompson snl brett goldstein ted lasso brendan hunt ted lasso nick muhammad ted lasso jeremy swift ted lasso paul reiser the kaminsky method okay so it's like the four shows that are being nominated like ted lasso in comedy so far this is oh right and then these are the shows for best comedy from hacks. What's his name? Carl Clemens Hopkins. Wonder who he played.

He was a supporting actor. Yeah. I'm assuming maybe that's like her agent. I can't think of any other. The assistant. Oh, okay. Shows best comedy.

Okay. Blackish Cobra Kai, Emily in Paris. Show's best comedy. Okay. Blackish, Cobra Kai, Emily in Paris. That is a joke. That's a really funny joke. Oh. Oh. You're kidding me. That's hysterical.

That's comedy. This is, like, these award shows want to be taken legitimate, taken seriously. They want, and then they do this. Okay. You're kidding me there's more hacks the flight attendant the kaminsky method pen 15 ted lasso hacks give it a hacks obviously moving on wait i can't get over emily i know but like what are we gonna do about it talk about it it's crazy first of all it's not a comedy no at all second of all it's. So if this is the bar, where are the real housewives? Like, seriously.

Yeah. I'm shocked. Where's Why Women Kill? Literally. Oh, that's so funny that you mentioned that. I caught up on the most recent season yesterday. Is it worth for me to keep pushing through? Yeah, it's like frustrating.

Alma's being a dumb bitch. No, once Alma, okay, just going to spoil it really quickly. Once the neighbor, did I talk about this already? Yeah, we talked about it already. When the neighbor fell and they decided not. And she decided instead of to call the police. She's going to like team up with her murderous husband quickly. Once the neighbor, did I talk about this already? Yeah, we talked about it already. When the neighbor fell and they decided not. And she decided instead of to call the police. She's going to like team up with her murderous husband and just hide the neighbor. And it gets worse because they're so dumb together.

I actually can't watch. I know. I can't watch. Okay. Best actress in a drama. Emma Carin, The Crown. Uzo Aduba in Treatment. Olivia Colman, The Crown.

Elizabeth Moss, The Handmaid's Tale. MJ Rodriguez, Pose. Jurnee Smollett, Lovecraft Country. Any relation to Juicy? Yes, I believe Journey is Juicy's sister of, but I'm just going to confirm that, but I'm pretty, pretty sure. Got it. Oh, yes. Journey was in Friday Night Lights. Sister. sister oh sister of jussie smulier

she must be so proud um i don't really feel strongly about any of these categories but happy for all the winners yeah i always love the crown you know me yeah uh olivia coleman i would give it to just because she's iconic yeah if she hasn't already won yet for the role. Yeah, I believe she has. Best actor in a drama. Drama. Oh, God. Oh, it's so dramatic. Josh O'Connor, The Crown.

Billy Porter, Pose. Sterling K. Brown, This Is Us. Sorry, when they release these lists, they should really put in parentheses what their characters' names is. Because sometimes in The Crown, I don't know any of those people's names in real life. Prince Charles. Ooh, he was so good.

He made me like despise. He was so bad, he was so good he made me like he was so bad it was so good he actually was excellent yeah Reggie Jean Page Bridgerton oh Jonathan Majors Lovecraft Country Matthew Reese Perry Mason so was the Duke of Hastings the only one nominated from Bridgerton so far looks like it best supporting actress in a drama? Actually, you know what? I'm just going to move on to the best drama because we've got to move quickly. Best drama, overall shows. The Boys, Them Boys, Them Boys. What show is that?

Never heard of it. Bridgerton? We love to see that. The Crown, The Handmaid's Tale, Lovecraft Country, The Mandalorian, Pose, This Is Us. This Is Us. Please. This is a lot of nominees. Like eight? Yeah, this is a lot of nominees like eight yeah it is a lot best actress in a limited series or tv movie Michaela Cole I may destroy you oh I do feel some type of way towards

Michaela I do I have no idea what that is or who that is I'm rooting for Kay Cole oh you're rooting for Kayla okay yeah me too Elizabeth Olsen WandaVision I've never seen it but everybody's always talking about it. I'm going to add it to the plate. Doesn't know if it's going to get eaten, but add it to the plate. It's been on my plate for a while, and it's starting to get moldy. Like, it ain't happening. Cynthia Erivo, Genius Aretha.

Anya Taylor-Joy, The Queen's Gambit has my vote all the way. Kate Winslet, Mayor of Easton. Olivia keeps telling me to watch Mayor of Easton. Easton? That's how the kids say it. It's Mayor of Eastown Mare of Easton. Easton? That's how the kids say it. It's Mare of Eastown. They say Easton. The ones who speak just colloquially about it.

No, it's Mare of Eastown. And they're just like, Easton, Easton. Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure. Yeah. Okay, best actor in a limited series or TV movie. The limited series are always the best. Like Queen's Gambit, The Undoing, Hugh Grant is nominated. Oh, my God, I forgot about that show.

But Nicole Kidman was not nominated. I think that's fair because, I mean, I think they both were really good, but Hugh Grant,

his acting, was impeccable. It was impeccable. Like, were you a sociopath or were you not? That's true. In terms of like,

out of the two of them, if only one of them had to get nominated, it should have been him. But like, now that we know that Emily in Paris like out of the two of them, if only one of them had to get nominated, it should have been him. But like now that we know that Emily in Paris is eligible for some sort of nomination, uh, they should just give it to Nicole Kidman.

You know what I mean? Paul Bettany, Wanda vision, Ewan McGregor, Halston, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Hamilton, Leslie Odom,

Jr. Hamilton from the Hamilton that was filmed. Right, right, right. And put online. Very interesting. You know,

I actually take back what I said when I said that I'm probably not going to watch the Emmys because I've never seen any of the shows. I've actually seen a lot of them. It was a great year for TV. Yeah, it was. Outstanding limited series overall. The Underground Railroad, The Queen's Gambit, I May Destroy You, WandaVision, Mayor of Easttown.

Mayor of Easttown. So The Undoing wasn't even nominated for a limited series. That's crazy because it was really like a cultural shift, you know? Like we were, maybe it was like not that good. We were just so bored. But it was good. It was that. It was good enough, but we were also so bored.

Yeah. I really do love a limited series. Me too, actually, now that I think about it. One of my favorite shows, like Queen's Gamb Gambit I think is like the gold standard yeah for television and it was a one season one WandaVision is a one season wonder yeah also Chernobyl that one a few years ago if you guys haven't seen it you've gotta I haven't seen it and I feel like people are always talking about like what happened in Chernobyl and I feel really stupid because I have actually no idea what the hell people are talking about so you should watch Chernobyl it's

a really crazy story I know I'm just like in the middle of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. I'm like, no, honestly, like that's where my priorities are. And it's so good. OK, that's oh, you know what? RuPaul's Drag Race is nominated. Oh, as it should be. Outstanding competition program, along with The Amazing Race, Nailed It, Top Chef, and This Is The Voice.

OK, I feel like RuPaul's Drag Race wins every year. And they deserve to because they've really put on quite a show this past year. We so grateful all-stars I have to say when I first started watching I was like this is not it just because like I didn't know any of the queens and they're like kind of from old older seasons but I'm on episode three now so good I mean obviously Eureka wins because she's so it's actually crazy how famous she is outside of the show. Like, she had her own show on HBO. She's just, like, such a star. Also, Ginger Minj is an icon and a legend. And Asia O'Hara, too. Nice.

Okay, there's tons of other nominees, but the show must go on. So, check it out. Those are the big categories. And, you know, may the best show win, even though it probably won't because it's all based on, like, bribes. May whatever show tipped, like, bribed the HFPA best. Get get the most bang for their buck and i guess that's going to be emily in paris a hundred percent are you ready for our next story yeah kate moss is the new face of skims i saw wow inclined to skims on tuesday kim announced kate moss is the new face of her billion dollar shapewear and loungewear line and skimims' summer campaign, the 47-year-old fashion legend, poses topless in boxer briefs from the brand and other shots.

She models bras and undies in shades of black, white, and nude. Kim said, I first met Kate in 2014 through Ricardo Tisci and was instantly struck by her cheeky humor, authentic and classic beauty. We've been friends ever since. She is the fashion icon defining a whole generation of style and I am honored to feature her as the new face of Skims this summer. It's so true. I mean first of all this like is kind of like a really big deal. Like this makes Skims like if if it weren't already like the Olympics making Skims so legitimate this just kind of is like the the nail in the coffin but like not in a bad way like in a good way. Yes like the nail in the coffin, but like not in a bad way, like in a good way.

Yes. The nail in the flower box or something. So thrilling. I was shocked when I saw it. And I just have to say, literally yesterday I ordered the Olympics collection and I got an email the same day that it shipped out. So that's just customer service for you. When I literally ordered that 818 vest months ago and I got an email this morning that it shipped. Oh, well, that's exciting that it shipped.

I'm actually wearing skims today. I'm wearing a leotard underneath my juicy tracksuit. What did you get from the Olympics collection? I was, like, so excited to buy stuff, but then when it was all broken out singularly, I was like, oh, there's not actually anything that I need. Let me tell you, I got that, like, that, I don't know what other people call it.

I call it the relaxation bra, but it's like a soft sleep bra. That's what she calls it. I got the white biker shorts, like boxer slash bike biker shorts and pajamas like gray pants and long sleeve pajamas are really comfortable. Yeah. The waistband is like a little tight. That's OK. I'm just so thin like it doesn't really affect me. tight that's okay um I'm just so thin like it doesn't really affect me no that's just my take um this is really exciting no I mean page six styles has the best like she was the face of Calvin Klein and now it's the next undie line she's gonna do is skims like that's actually so true that's just an interesting factoid oh I didn't even think of it like that and as in like the underwear space but that's a really good point it's just it's a really big deal very

happy for her we saw them gallivanting around Rome together like going to the Vatican together and I was like oh this is a cute friendship didn't know it was layered and I absolutely love didn't know it was also a business partnership collaboration yeah like Kim probably expensed their trip to the Vatican because it's a business thing maybe they shot skims in the Vatican that'd be sick that would be actually like sick and twisted and sacrilegious. Yeah, totally, totally. Totally. Yeah, so congrats to Skims fam.

I feel like Kim is just killing it. Like she's coming out of this divorce like really just an empowered woman. Yeah. Making moves left and right. Can't wait to see where she, what she does next, who she does next. I know. We're all waiting with bated breath. Truly. see where she what she does next who she does next i know we're all waiting with bated breath truly

are you ready for a little i guess programming news that i found interesting and i'm personally happy about nicholas cage won't portray tiger king's joe exotic as amazon has shelved the project oh i think that's for the best no no longer relevant yeah after a highly anticipated tiger king scripted series was announced last year amazon and star nicholas cage have chosen not to move forward with the project we should clear the record he said i read two excellent scripts which i did think were excellent but i think amazon ultimately felt that it was material that had become past tense because it took so long for it to come together yeah they felt at one point that it was lightning in a bottle but that point

has since faded into the distance and it's no longer relevant agreed thank you because if it would have come out it would have like continued this torturous like tiger king that tiger king is like honestly it's i don't know if other people feel this way it is symbolic it's ptsd for me like it's symbolic of the worst time ever and honestly nicholas cage said it perfectly like if they had wanted to really capture the momentum and and strike while the iron is hot it needed to have come out over a year ago so the fact that it didn't and it would have come out maybe at the end of this year or next year I'm so grateful to Amazon Nicolas Cage and everyone involved in that decision for not subjecting us to Joe Exotic like now when I see things on Joe Exotic I just like roll my eyes so hard like it's

not funny agreed the only thing that I just like roll my eyes so hard. Like it's not funny. Agreed. The only thing that I just want to say is like there were two projects happening at the same time and the other one is still happening. It's in the works at Peacock and that one is starring John Cameron Mitchell and Kate McKinnon. Kate McKinnon would be a great Carole Baskin. I do think that the Amazon one, when there were going to be two, would have been much

bigger and much more successful than the Peacock one. So I'm less threatened by the Peacock one. And hopefully this decision from Amazon will inspire those at Peacock to follow their lead. Yeah, I agree. And also just even if there's one, you know, it's less than two. It's less than two. One is less than two. Yeah.

One plus one equals sock. Don't forget it. Don't forget it. And please forget Joe Exotic. Like, I'm so out of that headspace. Like, even when Kim dressed up as him for Halloween with Jonathan as Joe Exotic, like, I was so disappointed in her lack of creativity. Like, it's so, honestly, choogy.

It's choogy. Okay? Joe Exotic is choogy. Yeah. I just still want to say I never watched Tiger King. But I think you guys knew that. Oh, my God. So you're talking all this shit. No, but, like, that's how much, like, just the fanfare inwie. Yeah. I just still want to say I never watched Tiger King. But I think you guys knew that. Oh, my God. So you're talking all this shit.

No, but, like, that's how much, like, just the fanfare annoyed me. It was annoying. And especially, like, knowing, I just know in my soul it wasn't that good. No, no. You don't need to know it in your soul. I can tell you it was not that good. Right. Ben was, like, obsessed with it.

No, I seriously can't. Like, it does definitely hark back to a very dark time. Yeah, there's, like, a couple TV shows or activities. Like, I seriously can't like it does definitely hark back to a very dark time yeah there's like a couple tv shows or activities like I honestly can't in it anymore like I'm just brought back to such a dark place in my life yeah things that I really love to do at the height of quarantine that now if I pick it up I just like shudder at the thought any other shows there well I told you I watched RuPaul's Drag Race at like the worst time in quarantine but the show is so good like even the PTSD can't bring me down the only other show that I really think of in that like pocket of quarantine that was like so isolating is Outer Banks yeah I actually just saw a headline that the

season for the trailer for season two just dropped and I'm definitely gonna watch because I liked it so much but like I remember watching that it does have a tinge after being hung over after a zoom um a zoom night out twisted and like it just has that association for me I 100% feel that I was so hung over from our zoom yeah like we used to get crazy on the zoom we used to get crazy on the zoom we drank so much no dead ass I actually threw up one night from the zoom one night I had five of the double the big white claws so I had 10 white claws that's insane and I remember closing my computer and we were done I'm like walking down the hall and it's like really like dizzying and I'm like I get into bed I'm like Ben I think I'm gonna throw up and he's like go

for it honestly white claw gives me that PTSD. Because I really went hard on White Claw, like, for the first time in my life during COVID. Interesting. That is so funny. It's embarrassing. Like, what did you do during COVID? Oh, I just threw up. I just, like, had a bottle of wine on Zoom.

Literally. It was so pathetic. But we did the most. Like, we were playing Quiplash. I had bottles of wine on Zoom. Yeah. Bottles. No, I remember you and Margo were living like two blocks from each

other and someone i finished my whole bottle of wine that i got for the zoom for the big night out and i actually met margo in the street and she brought me another bottle of wine yeah like it was so desperate so desperate crazy times crazy times so anyways nobody wants tiger king anymore yeah that's the moral of the story okay are you ready for our next story yeah it's a little history news i'm sorry you guys but it's just so interesting the titanic news ocean gate submarine makes the first dive to the titanic wreck site and captures photos of debris oh that's pretty sick um so you know the titanic is still like in the ocean no i did not know that they did not

excavate it because doing so would kind of it's it's pretty much like intact underwater wow that's crazy um and so some fish is like living the life of luxury oh 100 first class yeah literally like his palace like it's like a shark king fish yeah 100 um but the titanic is slowly vanishing from the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, the victim of bacteria that's been eating away at the ship's hull for almost 110 years. This week, the undersea exploration company OceanGate sent a team of scientists

12,500 feet below to digitally map what's left of the world's most famous shipwreck. The crew took photos of never-before-seen artifacts, including a stained glass window and a piece of floor tile. Isn't that littering? Like dropping your boat in the ocean and like not picking it up.

And the oceans are already polluted. Okay, it's littering, it's murder. It's a lot of things. No, I just like, it's kind of weird to me, the concept like that they didn't just clean it up. Well, it took them a while to find it. It wasn't until 1985 that it was discovered. Oh, right.

I guess like no police came. Like it was in the middle of the ocean. But they were saving like lives. They weren't going to like collect debris. Got it. And then it sunk. Yeah. And then not until 1985 did they did they find it at the bottom of the ocean.

I just feel like in some ways I've let my generation down because like you and like so many everyone's like obsessed with the Titanic. Obsessed. And I didn't really even like the movie. When's the last like obsessed with the titanic and i didn't really even like the movie and when's the last time you saw the movie like i was like five okay i saw the movie this is just like this episode is always it's so much about my drinking and my hangovers we went to the bahamas a few years ago and i got so drunk one night i also think i was poisoned because like i was so sick i was so I remember that night yeah and then the

next day I could not leave the hotel room and Titanic was on VH1 or whatever MTV and I watched the whole movie with commercials and I was so fascinated riveted that I had to like go and learn so much more stuff about it and you need like you need to watch it as an adult but I just like hate watching movies where like something sad happens so like the whole time it's like Rose I'm the king of the world and then it's like we just know all these people spoiler alert like are gonna die and it's sad like I don't like that it gives me a pit yeah I know but while you're watching it you're like maybe they could maybe Victor Garber could swerve on this iceberg can we also talk about how watching a movie on

cable is literally the most torturous thing ever yesterday I watched Bohemian Rhapsody while I was eating dinner. The commercials were killing me. Like every five minutes. It's such an unenjoyable experience. I kept thinking to myself, I understand people who cut cords. Like this is torture. Yeah. No, it was rough.

But that's how engrossed I was in the film. With the Titanic. That I sat through every single commercial. And you know it's like a four hour movie. Right. Six hours with commercials. You should really. it was my whole hangover day you should really watch it it's such a fascinating crazy story I'll think about it so many great celeb cameos yeah Victor Garber Victor Garber is the ship's captain and he tried but other forces were trying

to get there they were trying to like break the record of not only does have to be the biggest nicest ship to cross the sea but get there the fastest time and they were moving they were doing too much they were doing the most yeah i did see a conspiracy theory actually on tiktok um completely unverified that like the titanic was done on purpose because like one of these really rich guys was on it and he was like blocking some decision at the federal reserve i don't know so they had to kill 1500 people right yeah it was on it and he was like blocking some decision at the federal reserve i don't know so they had to kill 1500 people right yeah it was a it was a major stretch but like because that guy did die today we have the federal reserve some some shit like that interesting send it to me yeah no it actually like kind of tracked that's really crazy yeah they just have it like had one

agent just throw them overboard no right like why kill all those innocent lovely families yeah i don't know anyways that's your titanic news of the day and it feels so you need to know it and if you haven't watched titanic as an adult treat yourself and if you're an adult who only recently found out that it's based on a true story and all those people did in fact i don't fret because i was there like a year ago but other people survived too they didn't yeah there were lifeboats there were not enough there were not enough that's not a truth the the love story is not true no but Rose technically survived on the door when she could have made space there were lifeboats on the boat and once again there were not enough lifeboats for how many passengers were on the boat there was never going to be but you know they had women and children get on some of

the lifeboats and um some people survived interesting yeah you should watch it no because that scene you know the scene all the water starts like running down the hallway yeah and then all those people come down yeah honestly like i can't watch it it's so it's so upsetting you're right and actually watched another tiktok of how they filmed that scene with the water how um very complex i can't really explain it to you in layman's terms you don't have to watch anytime you see a titanic tiktok i will i will i should read a book about the titanic yeah you should are you ready for our fifth and final story wow so fast yeah it's a little poop news i think i'm okay we already ate ate the Kraft mac and cheese ice cream.

Tel Aviv will test dog poop DNA to fine owners who don't clean up. I actually meant to send this to you because I wanted to talk about it on the show, so I'm so glad you brought it up. Tel Aviv has found an innovative way of dealing with dog owners who don't clean up after their pets in the city streets. Testing the excrement's DNA and sending a fine to the owner by mail. The city council on Monday approved a motion setting up a DNA database and stating that dog owners will be required to submit their pet's genetic details

to authorities upon receiving or renewing a license. This is so funny. This is so crazy. Let me tell you why. And I feel many a different way about it, but I just love that Tel Aviv's like so focused on like cleaning up their city you know and I wish we had that sort of energy here because like I don't I'm not even worried about dog shit I'm worried about stepping on like used needles and chicken wings like it's

just wild out here so jealous of that now as a dog it's like how much stuff have they cleaned up to get to the point of evaluating dog poop right they must have no other high trash problems. It must be the last remaining, you know, obstacle in the street. In the littering realm. Yes. So here are my thoughts as a dog owner and as a pedestrian. I'm thrilled about the decision and also slightly annoyed, if it were me, if I lived in Tel Aviv or if we had that law here because it's so disgusting like I see it all the time poop on the street it like flies swarm it like it's vile especially in the summer like it smells people don't notice

they step in it it's just like so torturous but as dog owners sometimes sometimes duty calls, you're not prepared. And what are you supposed to do? Pick it up with your hands? Theo's leash doesn't have poop bags on it. Okay, so I don't know if other dog owners have this problem. Because I never had Bruno poop and I didn't have what to pick it up. Okay, that happens to me all the time. I have bought a thousand and one of those little leash clip-ons.

Scrolls? Yeah, you clip it on and then you refill. all the time I have bought a thousand and one of those little leash clip on the scrolls yeah you clip it on and then you refill it somehow one way or another a week later is gone whether it's Ben or the dog like it's always gone so I don't always have no I don't always have a bag okay well I feel like if this were to come to your city like you could be better prepared like Bruno's leash has this whole contraption on it that has treats and bags with it and it doesn't just disappear because it's like part of the leash yeah um so you would have to just be better prepared yeah i and you know what that's a small price to pay to clean up these

streets i know it is like a little like no offense for like it's a little invasive like for the dogs you know like to be embarrassed like that and what is the process of getting your dog's shit into the database your dog's dna i think it's like when you register your dog for like their license and their chip and whatnot. You're also, they take a big. I feel like that's hard to maintain. Like how are you going to. And who's testing it? Like is it, are there police officers who come around and test Aaron poop?

They don't get paid enough for that. Or is it civilians? Like, oh, there's a poop. I'm going to. It's a citizen's arrest. So I look forward to hearing more details about this um it's really crazy but you know what you gotta do what you gotta do you gotta do what you gotta do to me yeah so true I think it's an interesting concept I'll

I'm curious to see how it works out if anything will strike fear into the people who don't pick up their dog's poop and maybe they'll pick it up more it reminds me of like those swimming pools where if you pee yeah the water and it's like I've actually never been in a pool where that happened but once I heard that they might exist I I mean I'm not someone maybe as a kid I peed in the pool more you know if we're having a good time and I just didn't want to get out but um I definitely was always in the front of my mind like oh I should go use the restroom yeah no it's a scare it's a fear tactic I too don't know if those pools actually exist but the thought that you might be in one is enough to make you just get up and go pee and not pee in the pool a hundred percent and starts getting like purple all around

yeah again have never actually seen it in practice but it's like i don't know if it's like an urban legend or something but it might exist fucking genius genius it's like i think that's actually something like boomers did to scare our generation. And I think it worked. I know we need to instill it in our children as well. A hundred percent. Let's dive into the TV recap segment, which is brought to you by Halo Collar. You guys know our dogs, Bruno and Theo, are a huge part of our families. And that's why when it comes to keeping Theo and Bruno safe, happy, and secure, we knew that the Halo Collar was the only collar we could use. Halo is the only smart system with a collar that trains, tracks, and protects your dog so they can safely run free.

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you why please do one because she's Like, there was actually a fight. Thank God. Two. She's not wrong. Bless you. Sneezed on it. It's true. She's completely justified in saying, you guys are like grandmas.

You're kind of boring. She thinks she's going on a Real Housewives girls trip. She shows up to look at an old 1600s cabin and eat at a library like she's a hundred percent right if you look at the group two of the women are sober sonia can't have more than one drink ebony is dealing with grief and tragedy and so it's just ramona who's there like ready to dance on tables like you women like no offense because everyone has their own stuff going on but you're boring your grandma's i'm someone by the way i don't even think you need to drink to not be boring but my god are Ebony and Leah boring and not Ebony uh Leah and Luann boring a hundred percent I am someone who like we could go on a

girl's trip and maybe I won't drink and you would say you're boring your grandma and I'd say I know and this is my choice like for them to get so defensive over her calling them grandmas like when there was no lie involved it was really so crazy when like and they came for her so hard so Leah and Ebony like getting up and leaving like the fact that they sat in the restaurant in the Hamptons while Sonia Morgan had a complete fucking breakdown saying such mean things to Ramona about how Mario left her doesn't love her saying like such mean things nobody said anything nobody got up from the table but when Bershon called Sonia a clown sorry which was funny, everyone suddenly has this moral compass that's leading them out of the restaurant. Like, it's so dramatic.

And, like, they're making her feel so much worse. She didn't do anything that crazy. No. And she was just stirring shit up. And, like, it was time. Something needed to be stirred. Yeah, 100%. Also, her calling Sonia a clown, like, twerking, like, that's exactly what Sonia does.

That's what I was trying to say yesterday when we're talking about like the women who behave badly. And it's like, it's Sonia. She is a clown. Like she has an elevator. She couldn't even stand up. Right. Like,

and she says it herself. She can't have like more than one drink, which she often does. And like clown comes out. Where was the lie? No, she's speaking facts. A hundred percent.

And also Leah and Ebony are just like kind of hypocritical. Cause the whole time they've been like, everyone's so mean to Sonia like making fun of you know her talking about her past life and then literally at that 1600s cabin wherever the hell they were they're talking so much shit about Sonia they're doing the exact thing that they've accused everyone of doing all season right and you know what it's taken Luann and Ramona about 10 seasons to really like you know hit Sonia with tough love and not be able to put up with it anymore it took Leah and Ebony three episodes yeah before they're like we can't hear this anymore yeah so I just thought the whole episode was so hypocritical and so boring like she's right like you girls are boring and I feel like it was really symbolic of like what Housewives should be and what

Housewives is currently like Bershon probably knows what the show is about thinks she's gonna come and have a great time and literally they're sitting in a library yeah and I get like COVID of course but you got to make something happen like come on no and it's also because a lot of them don't drink and unfortunately that is where like a big source of drama I think sometimes and especially with these women in the past like it goes to a place where it's not entertaining at all but you know with all the other shows it's like you know liquid a little bit of like courage and they definitely get into worse fights than they would have if they weren't drinking right so but sometimes the show drinks so much that they all go crazy in the morning they don't remember and they don't like

care to and then it's just stupid because we're going in circles like with no point that was like when Dorinda was on the show yeah Bershon was 100% right they're having like this dinner with like red wine and they're just like sitting there and it's boring and it's been a boring trip so far so boring and just think about the day that they've had like just think about the day they literally went to that like colonial i don't know what it was like like pilgrim house yeah pilgrim looking at like the outhouse and then they go to a quiet dinner drink red wine and are supposed to she's like where are we going the library which is so appropriately named like yeah it's just so she's right like it's so boring yeah and this is not what she signed up for no and so I think everyone was like so defensive and heated I think

I really I mean all season they clearly seem to think that like people are going to agree with them yeah and I don't I don't know I read some tweets and it seems like people were like thank god for Bershon like yeah things up. I don't know where everyone else stands, but, like, I thought the reaction was so unwarranted. And then when they got back to the library, Ebony and Leah telling Bershon that Ramona set her up, I didn't really follow that logic. Because basically Bershon was just doing, like, housewife things.

She's like, oh, Leah, I don't know why everyone hates you. You're great. Like, that's what housewives do. And then they somehow were saying, saying like Ramona set her up when I don't think Ramona is like that calculated and manipulative no and also when they flash back to Ramona talking to Bershon about Leah like I thought everything Ramona said was actually really respectful and truthful but also like not rude at all and it's crazy because like Leah expects Ramona to speak so glowingly about her in front

of her behind her back when Leah says the absolute worst things to Ramona about Ramona. She called Sonia and was like I just spoke to Ramona she gave me a splitting headache. Like she Leah cannot Leah comes so hard for Ramona but also like like thinks that they're friends and expects Ramona to say nothing but nice things about her when like Leah is so disrespectful towards Ramona so I actually think what Ramona said about Leah was really nice I think Leah might be having one of the worst sophomore seasons of any housewife in history how she went from being so beloved to so hated like by everyone unanimously is shocking yeah I did like the moment where where Ebony revealed that her grandmother had passed away that morning

and like Ramona and all the women like stood up and were like hugging her. I thought it was sweet and like it had been such a weird night before that

and I think it was like kind of the unifying moment that they all needed even though I didn't understand Leah like breaking down and crying like making it about herself. Right.

I imagine she was crying because like For herself. Like just grandmother's passing yes is a hard topic for her right yes yeah it was just like a kind of twisted episode Sonia Morgan figuring out how to drink red wine through a face mask was I was shocked yeah like in tears yeah it looks like next week they're gonna talk to her like about her drinking yeah they used they did that a couple seasons ago and I actually really thought that she didn't have a

drinking problem because she did go a few seasons as dead sober just because she wanted to prove everyone like I'm not a drunk like I drink a lot but I can also not drink I don't think that she's like a drunk I just think alcohol really hits her in a wrong way you know like almost like she's allergic yeah like the slurring and because it her tolerance is so low yeah yeah but and maybe it wouldn't have seemed like such a big deal if this no one in this group was drinking and this group was actually full of sober women like yeah maybe it just stands out more because I feel like she's actually had it really under control for a while but this is just like not a turn-up group anymore like at all not at all and I also think it's retirement central after last

night's episode um this rumor that Ramona is the one who's going to be fired like that's again like not the the remedy for the season yeah no I agree like Ramona not being there last night would have done nothing I really do like Bershon though I think she has major potential me too I hope they don't like shut her out after this yeah um and then love island was on yes and i just want to just say my thoughts on the episode that came before last night that you had shared because it was interesting to see things shaken up i take back what i said about shannon because i thought i thought in the first episode like she i didn't like her attitude but then i really liked how she came for josh laid it all out there like didn't mince words like let him know how she felt

and also was like vulnerable enough to you know would rather be interested in him and see where it goes than like just boot him from the show and and you know prematurely so um yeah it was it was definitely things are picking up I thought last night's episode was so good first of all the Cinco Cache Trina love triangle has left me feeling shook and let me tell you why because when when Cinco and Caché kind of ended up as a couple not by choice just kind of by default I was like all right they'll they'll find other people for each other and I didn't really ship them but I feel like they really built like something nice like they have a nice friendship

and even when they show like the whatever how long conversations that they have on like the bench or whatever like they're always laughing they're laughing and their conversations are substantial as opposed to other people it's like how are you feeling I feel like there's a good vibe between us like the way that they talk like the whole show is really I know people talking about things like their feelings and things but not really like acting on their feelings yeah and but I I don't feel that way with Cinco and Cash like I feel like they're having real conversations a hundred percent and so when Trina and don't feel that way with Cinco and Cash. Like, I feel like they're having real conversations. A hundred percent. And so when Trina, and don't get me wrong, I really do feel bad for Trina. Like, Jeremy fucked her.

Like, she has nothing going on right now. So when she was, like, being a Jezebel, like, running around the house, like, trying to kiss Cinco, I was really upset with her for a multitude of reasons. One, Cash is her friend, and they had, like, a really nice conversation at the beginning of the show, being like, we are sisters. Like, no one can understand, like, what it's like to be here as a black woman I felt like they had a really strong bond and for her to just like go behind her back and try and kiss her man when Caché is like so into Cinco I was really mad at her like for real

and I thought Caché's response was completely appropriate and their conversation like Caché just fucking let it out I love when people are like let me finish it's just the best like I love it so I'm okay whatever so they worked it out but. It's just the best. Like, I love it. So I'm, okay, whatever. So they worked it out, but Trina's still actively pursuing Cinco. And I don't know how I feel about that. In the beginning, I really shipped it. But now it's like, girl, you waited too long. Sorry.

It's been a day. No, it's been like five episodes. Okay. I sort, I hear what you're saying, but I feel a little bit differently because I, I want Trina to find the love that she so so desires not with Cinco but the name of this game is like they are still in their first week of being coupled up Cinco and Cash really and like you gotta explore your connections and Trina and Cinco will have a connection I know it was really sad during the kissing booth challenge

which I want to talk about in a minute when they were kissing and Cash was like she like admitted like that she could see their connection and that like maybe it should be Trina and not her but that just made me sad because like Kash deserves love she's such a good friend to all the girls and like she's really like probably out of all the girls one I've feel like I know the best yeah she actually opens up yeah I I agree the kissing challenge was like really crazy there's too much kissing and challenges and not enough kissing outside of challenges. That kind of bothers me about the show because it's like, it's just too much kissing for when they're not like. Romantic.

Romantic. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's actually a really good point. How like they really never kiss except for Will and Kira. Except when they're like dare to kiss. Will and Kira. Like they're so, they're like kind of annoying me.

They're annoying. They are because they're like so attached. So hot and and heavy and like that fizzles out so fast I do feel like it's a flame that's gonna fizzle quickly when he rated her kiss a nine I was like he said it was a nine and then when he was talking with the guys he said it was like such a different kiss they've never kissed like that before it was so intense they were so connected so why'd you give it a nine I don't know he was just lying maybe he's just like a really harsh critic like Dana will read a book on redheads and be like it was the best book i ever read so incredible 4.2 got it you know honestly the best part of the episode was when they both separated the girls

and the boys and they were talking about who was the best and worst kisser because when they all agreed that jeremy was the worst kisser i swear to god i lost my mind jeremy has went from being like my favorite person in the house to me wanting to see him fail so badly like i'm so mad at what he did to trina and i was just kind of a loser and honestly the stuff that Trina was saying to him Amy is now also saying to him like he doesn't know how to be in a relationship he doesn't know how to be like affectionate or like show interest and it's like frustrating to be in a couple with him yeah he needs to give more I still really like him and I felt like Amy's speech about him was really nice when she coupled up with him and she's like you're like the angel of the house which makes me feel

good about him but he needs to give more in a relationship or else Amy is going to walk out the door yeah and Amy like is actually really beautiful like sickeningly stunning every time I see her I see her like with a different face yeah like sometimes she looks like Miley Cyrus yes she's so complex looking she's gorgeous she is gorgeous I agree like she styles herself do you think Isaiah is going to choose her or Shannon oh I feel like Shannon you think yeah he spoke to her twice and only Amy once do you think I don't know I don't know I don't know him well enough yet do you think Cinco's going to choose Cash or Trina I feel like his head is telling him Cash but his heart is telling him Trina but maybe him and Trina just have like sexual tension and there's no relationship there whereas like him and cash

actually they're teetering on between having like one of the most healthy relationships or like a pure platonic friendship like I can't tell I feel like they actually might be really good friends yeah I feel like if he chooses Trina like he might regret it really quickly but if he chooses cash even if it doesn't turn into like this big romance like he would never regret it it's like the solid thing to do I know and I just feel like I just feel like they really could be like OTP like I really when he brings her tea like I swear to god like I lose my mind he's so sweet oh my god when he brings her tea I think Trina saw that and was like I want tea no Trina saw that and wanted to jump off the cliff like yeah literally he's and she could have had it like he was so he just got paired up with

Kesha because there was no one else and and he was interested in Trina when she went for Jeremy yeah but that's also on Trina because Jeremy like he doesn't give much no and she was just like chasing Jeremy for no reason and also like what we did see of their relationship. Like there wasn't substantial conversations being had. No and that's Jeremy. That's on Jeremy. He's like kind of a loser. Like I really went from like being obsessed with him and now I'm like I hope everyone breaks up with you.

Like I just hate him. I'm not there yet with him but I can I understand your feeling. You'll get there don't worry. I understand how you're feeling. I should say I'm really loving the journey of like watching Love Island. It's so fun to have something like serious like not serious but and good to watch every night. Something else to keep in mind is there is a winning couple at the end of the show that the fans vote on. Everyone's favorite couple. I don't even know if that couple is together yet because I don't think there's

anyone strong enough. Usually it's the people who have been together the longest but sometimes they also have to have like a really they have to be two people that you like so much. So wouldn't these people just be smart and like stay with cash and single and be so cute the whole time like just so they could win do you win money yeah you win money and at the end so it's a hundred thousand dollars and then the couple wins and they each vote if they want to share the money or keep the money if they both say share they get to share it if one of them says keep and the other says share the keeper the keeper wins so it's like do of them says keep and the other says share, the keeper wins. So it's like, were you in it for the money or were you in it for the relationship?

Oh, that sounds good. Yeah. It's a final twist. Love to see it. So we'll keep, we'll probably do one more this week. Yeah. It's just good. Like I'm enjoying my life.

I'm so glad. And Ben is obsessed. He couldn't believe I got to watch it without him last night because he was playing Monopoly. Oh yeah. And so I had to like In bed like tell him All the cachet Cinco drama Like it was so dramatic

Who does he favor? Trina Yeah I think he just like Thinks she's hot So he doesn't like He's not as invested Emotionally as I am

Yeah and like The layered feelings Yeah he's just like And the friendship She's cute Yeah Alright Dear Toasters Coming up our advice segment

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Thank you for that. Okay. Ready. Hello, my queens, Claudia and Jackie. Again, if you ever want to write in, deartoasters at gmail.com. I'm beyond obsessed with the toast. Literally listened to 10,000 minutes of the podcast last year according to Spotify I've been hesitant to write in but I desperately need your advice I'm a 26 year old virgin and trying to change this ASAP I've always dealt with self-esteem issues because of this whenever anyone would show interest in me way back in high school I would

avoid it the one then once I got to college I was beyond embarrassed that I had no sexual experience with anyone. So yet again, I would avoid any advances guys make at me. I felt like everyone else knew exactly what they were doing except for me. It got to the point where people assumed I had done it and truthfully, I wouldn't correct them. So I was terrified of being caught by being obviously inexperienced in the bedroom. I did every other normal college thing, had a ton of close guys and girlfriends, partied pretty hard, overall super social, just couldn't get myself to do anything with a guy. This has become a very vicious cycle. Fast forward to now, I'm still in the same boat.

I don't have many friends because I moved to a new city right before the pandemic and I am in a leadership position at work so I can't mingle with my staff. I am so ready to get my lack of experience over with so I can start living my life. I truly don't even know where to start or what to do. Do I find a random hookup and how? Go on the apps and hope to open up to the right guy who won't think I'm a freak at what point do I bring up my experience before we meet in person how do I get this over with just for some context I live in a big itch city so lots of people and lots to do I haven't tried dating apps in six years no recent pictures and I'm working on losing my quarantine weight same so I'm not confident with my looks, but I'm so desperate.

I don't know if I even care. Signed, an embarrassed toaster. Okay. I really want to change, like, the whole way you're looking at this situation. Because it sounds like you're just wanting to give away your flower. You are in a place in your life where you're, like, not respecting yourself. And that's just the worst. You will feel so bad afterwards.

Trust me. Like, you will hate yourself for making a decision in haste decide in haste repent in leisure like I think you need to have a complete 180 on your mindset like you are a vision like your virginity and I don't like in our society not to get all preachy but where like being a virgin is a negative thing like it's your decision it's not a big deal like it's really not and I just think like the way you're looking at this whole situation you need to completely turn around because you need to put some value in yourself look yourself you are a prize you are a prize really it's not it's not a bad thing at all and it's not such a

big deal yeah and you don't need to like go out and meet someone just to lose your virginity I'm pretty sure you will feel really badly if you do that you'll feel badly afterwards I think the way that you should approach it is just the way you should approach looking for a relationship first of all I totally understand gaining quarantine weight like I feel you to my core um but the people that you're gonna meet now don't know what you used to look like like so true you know like like, you can still continue on your journey. But, like, try and find a way to be, like, confident in who you are right now. Right. And so much of how other people perceive you is how you perceive yourself.

And how you present yourself. And if you're just, like, doubting yourself, feeling down on yourself, that, other people can read that. And it's, like, if you're this confident queen, it doesn't even matter, like even matter like if you're wearing makeup like people see the confidence shining through it's so true like the the way you look at yourself is really how other people begin to look at you it's the energy you put out definitely so I would say first we need we need to do an inside out like makeover almost and I think for me like if you want to start getting out there now like go shopping get some stuff that you feel good in right now you know the other stuff will wait and will come in time but like get some clothes that you want to go on a date on that you feel your best in yeah

go to a spa get a manicure yeah like and then get out there and I think you should be looking for a relationship and I think once you find a relationship with the right person like the right person is actually going to be like oh that's kind of relieved like it's like the virginity thing it's it's like it's really not so it's not a bad thing over it I'm sure you'll like I have only been with one person and it's like such a relief like I don't have to worry about where Ben's dick has been like it's there are lots of cons I'm just saying I mean no sorry pros there are lots of pros and don't just like do it to get rid of it because you've waited this long.

It means something to you as, you know, it means to a lot of people. So just like take a step back, be easy on yourself. And in the words of RuPaul, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else? Yeah. I agree.

I actually think that was really good advice. Yeah, definitely go shopping, make some investments. Okay, second to your toasters. Jackie and Claudia, I'm an overly paranoid person, so I'm not sure if I should be putting my house on the market or not. A little background, a few years ago, I babysat for a neighbor. When the dad relieved me, he talked my ear off. That evening, I had a Facebook friend request from the dad

and this strange account that was linked to his dad's business. I ignored both because I only use Facebook for the toast groups, and I thought it was weird. LOL. Well, last week I was at the pool the toast groups and I thought it was weird. LOL. Well, last week I was at the pool and the dad was there with one of the children. We had a friendly exchange because I'm polite, but I was there hanging out with my mom.

Oh, and he's married with two kids. Well, later that night, I had a friend request from that same strange Facebook. At this point, it's clear it's his burner account. I ignored it. A day later, I get a message that said, hey Brit, John here. Not our real names. Oh, no, I think she message that said, hey, Britt, John here. Not our real names.

Oh, no, I think she's telling me that they're not our real names. Okay. I thought he messaged her. Yeah. With fake names for them. With like a code name. I'm sorry. Okay.

So he messaged her. Hey, Britt, John here. So now I confirmed that it was him. Again, I ignored it. Well, last night at 2 a.m., he liked a Facebook post of mine from 2010. At this point, I blocked because I'm freaked freaked out that's him using his burner account three separate times to try to get my attention since the pool the friend request the message and the like what the fuck do i do so far i drive by the pool before heading down there to make sure he's

not there his wife is a sweet woman but i don't know either of them very well my plan is to avoid but they live almost directly across the street from me i'm so freaked out i'm a single 30 year old and he's a married 50-year-old. What if he's a psycho and doesn't take it well that I'm ignoring him and decides to stalk me in person instead of online? Is it all innocent? What do I do?

XOXO. If I die, please turn this over to the police. LOL, but really. You know, this is really tough because there's so much weirdness here but also there is like a level of weirdness that comes with 50-year-olds being on Facebook and like I don't know the situation enough. I could see him being like a level of weirdness that comes with 50 year olds being on Facebook. And like I act I don't know the situation enough.

I could see him being like a freak dad who's like hey Brit it's me. Yeah. But also. Glad to be connected. Yeah right. Like people adults on Facebook are so weird. But I don't take shit like this lightly. Like it is weird.

I don't know if you should like I don't know if we're overreacting or like underreacting. Like should you move? I don't know. This sounds like a Lifetime movie I watched once with the babysitter and dad. And was it twisted in the end? Oh, it was twisted. It always is. I don't really remember everything,

but I just remember this premise. Yeah, no, it's definitely weird. I would continue to ignore him as best that you can. Obviously, you can no longer sit on those kids and you'll have to find new campers to work with. And just hope that he gets the message. And even whether it's being friendly or creepy, you have made it clear that you're not interested

in pursuing any sort of relationship with him. And then if it's still like, if it gets weirder and weirder, you can take other measures. Yeah, I would continue to monitor the situation. Don't write it off as just like weird old people things. Just continue to monitor it. And if it does get weirder,

it takes it to another level, like move move immediately because those situations like never end well i know but that's like so drastic i know if you like love your house maybe there's other things you could do first like tell his wife oh yeah but would you anger him then and then it's like you have to live across the street from like this couple that you like through right and like maybe the wife becomes a bitch and thinks you're like some you know whore of Babylon. And then together they start plotting to murder you. Because wives can be helpful but they can also be destructive like if you bring them in. They get like weirdly defensive and insecure. Yeah because it's like why would I trust this babysitter over my husband of 20 years. Right. Right. Right. That's a tough situation. I'm not gonna lie. Continue to monitor it. I don't

think you're overreacting. I think it's something you should be aware of because in this day and age like people are free. Do you like your house? overreacting. I think it's something you should be aware of because in this day and age, like, people are free. Do you like your house? Do you like your neighborhood? Right, if you've been working to move. How are home prices in your neighborhood? You know, it is a really good time to sell your home because everyone's just clamoring to move out of the cities. So maybe it's a good time for you to move.

Yeah, good financial move. Yeah. Our third and final, dear toasters, is an update. Dear Claudia and Jackie, a few months ago I wrote in on how my husband's family was excluding us from family events due to them thinking I was rude to his grandmother. I wanted to give you all an update. Things are a little bit better,

but they have turned competitive. Maybe I'm being dramatic. You tell me. The cousin that excluded us has now started inviting us to their barbecues or parties. But we had a 4th of July barbecue in the late afternoon at 5 p.m.

and I found out that this particular cousin was having a barbecue just after mine. She had invited the same exact people to her house that I had invited to mine, but excluded to invite us. The cousin and her family showed up to our house for maybe 45 minutes and then left early to set up for their barbecue. So after everyone left our barbecue, they all proceeded to go to her house for her barbecue. Now I feel like I'm in this weird competition with her, like when I just want to get my

husband's family together for a holiday. My husband says I'm making a big deal over nothing but I feel like his cousin is now doing this to out doing this to me out of spite since she's the one that said I was rude to her grandmother I could really use your advice as sincerely a toaster with dramatic in-laws okay you know sometimes I just feel like relationships aren't worth keeping and this is like one of them like seriously you're you're not related to this bitch and she's making it so hard for you to get her family together like go fuck yourself okay sorry that's Claudia's take my advice was just gonna be it's only a competition if two people are participating but if you're good advice if your outlook is like I don't care what you're doing I love my party

we're doing my thing and I have the party from five to seven whatever you do afterwards is your thing like if you just couldn't look at it differently and just disengage honestly from this competition, then I think it's all about your mindset. You're letting her get to you as opposed to just being like, I'm doing what I want to do and whatever you're doing, that's cool too.

But like, I like what I'm doing. See, that's like so mature, but it's just annoying that she has to do this. Like, why doesn't this bitch just stop? You know, like we have to dance around this crazy cousin. Like, do you know what I'm saying? No, I do. But you know what?

That's life, dancing around. I know, it's so true. But honestly, like, I would just cut this bitch out of your life. She sounds so toxic. No, but she had said in the other one that, like, her husband's family is, like, so important to him. I know, I remember. And, like, the grandma.

And, like, it's not like you just cut out a cousin and the rest of the house stands. No, I know. But, like, at some point, especially with in-laws, like, yeah, we all married into each other. But, like, we're not actually related. So is this relationship worth keeping up? And, like, of course, you try so hard for your husband. La-di-da.

I'm not speaking from personal experience. I'm just imagining. Because I actually really like my in-laws, not to be annoying. But at some point, it's like, fuck off. Like, why do I need this trouble? Let me go hang out with my own family, you know? Yeah. So that's where I'm at.

But Jackie's advice is probably more mature and better. Like, when you stop caring, you have all the power. Yeah, exactly.

So if she wants to be in this fight with herself and be planning parties around your parties, like, that's fucking freaky. That's actually a really good point. And she'll drive herself insane.

Let her, let her keep fighting with herself. Yeah, like, just let her keep, like, she'll lose her seam, honestly.

Like, punching the wall, like, hoping someone punches back. Yeah, exactly. That's good advice. Go with Jackie, it's like just let her keep, like she'll lose her steam. Like punching the wall. Yeah. Like hoping someone punches back. Yeah, exactly. That's good advice. Go with Jackie. It's not mine.

My advice, drive her crazy. And that is Dear Toasters. Again, if you want to write in about anything you're going through or you want to give us an update about something. You could also, just if you want to like actually drive her crazy, you could like say you're planning a party and then of course she'll plan a party following yours. And then like you'll say, oh no, I canceled mine because you never actually planned it. And she's like has all these parties that she and then by the way you run up all of

her bills and then her house goes into foreclosure yeah and parties anymore she can't pay her bills yeah just keep like scheduling parties and then canceling them like right before but you never actually planned like to anyone but her right exactly be like i'm thinking about having a party this day at this time we're at this location we're gonna have fireworks yeah you'll run there's gonna be an elephant like oh yeah petting zoo literally run her dry like yeah that's good advice um all right again if you want to write in for anything you're going through or you have written to us and you want to give us an update on how the situation went deertoasters at gmail.com and if you can't get enough dear toasters we are recording a patreon episode full of dear toasters quandaries and queries so head over to patreon.com slash the

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