The Toast - S4 Ep130: Flip or Flop with Olivia Oshry: Thursday, July 22nd, 2021

Episode Date: July 22, 2021

Erika Jayne claims ‘sloppy’ Tom Girardi didn’t deny cheating on her (via Page Six) Megan Fox stopped drinking after ‘belligerent’ comments at 2009 Golden Globes (via Page Six) Irin...a Shayk and Jason Sudeikis share laughs, hug after dinner in NYC (via Page Six) Jill Zarin in hideously unglamorous court battle over a Midwestern Rite Aid (via Page Six) Tarek El Moussa Blows Up at Ex-Wife Christina Haack on Flip or Flop Set: 'It's Called Winning' (via Yahoo) The Morning Toast with Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) and Olivia Oshry (@oliviaoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. Hope everyone's having an amazing day. I am so excited to be joined by a highly requested co-host. She's very busy as Michaela's mom, but she made the time to come down and sit with me. And for that, I'm grateful. So please welcome to the show, Michaela's mom, also known sometimes as Olivia, my sister. Hi, Olivia. Oh, you can move your microphone closer to you adjust feel comfortable I mean honestly you and Jackie look so great every day I literally could barely sleep last night thinking about like what I was gonna wear what I was gonna do what was gonna look flattering on camera and then ultimately I just decided like I was just
Starting point is 00:00:39 gonna embrace me do me all black blouse with leggings and some sandals like who am I fucking kidding you know buddy just um talk into the mic like you can bring it towards you bring it towards you I know but I'm such a monster I feel like it's gonna oh that's true thing's gonna fall over that's true well thank you so much for being here I know that being Michaela's mom is perhaps the most time consuming job on the planet surely and for you to just come and sit with me for 60 minutes while Michaela is not too far away, just like yearning for you, not to make you sad, but I really appreciate it. No, it's actually really good
Starting point is 00:01:11 because now is around her morning nap time. Perfect. So it's like perfect timing, 10.30 a.m. Eastern, obviously, as per usual. But I would say that nothing gives me greater joy than to just sit here and have a conversation with you because we actually do it four million times a day via FaceTime and I when I was thinking about the fact that I know absolutely nothing going on in the world don't really know like your hot takes
Starting point is 00:01:33 on things that are happening but then again I don't really need to because then I just pick up the phone and call you and I always ask you what you think about things so it sounds like you're saying you don't listen to the morning toast I listen to like pockets and people and things here and there which of the episodes this week have you listened to with the guests? I tuned in for the episode with not skinny but not fat in the beginning because I of course live under a rock and had no idea there was a rumor you were pregnant so that was really exciting for me to find out. It was a TikTok rumor but don't worry they've been debunked. Now people think I have a choking fetish because on my Instagram stories this morning my neck I have like so much buildup in my like neck wrinkles of like spray tan and I'm actually spray
Starting point is 00:02:08 tanning tomorrow so I have to exfoliate today so if you you can see it's just like I have like a little you see these lines yeah but like who cares people are like are those choking bruises I'm like girl no what is wrong no and it's like and if you think that these are choking bruises like you're exposing yourself because like what the hell is that even like a hundred percent yeah that would absolutely never come to mind for me no never it's obviously spray tan or like dirt yeah it's a combination of things I didn't shower yesterday anyway so I did that and then I I saw a lot of videos of Tyler Cameron petting Theo and I just felt like I didn't need to watch it because like the videos were so um conclusive but I would say that being a guest after Tyler Cameron is like, it's a big burden to bear.
Starting point is 00:02:49 But I do have to say, yes, was the response to Tyler Cameron overwhelming and so appreciated? Yes. You are such a highly requested guest co-host. The Toasters love you. And if you're a mom and you want to hear Liv talk a little bit more about her journey, I think last year we did a big Patreon podcast episode with you about your birth story, which was kind of traumatizing. We won't get into it.
Starting point is 00:03:09 And then most recently we did an update like Mikayla's one years old. How's life as a mom getting back to work in a pandemic? Will you stay in the city? Things like that. So there's two podcasts on our Patreon channel if you're looking. And me and Jackie uploaded a podcast yesterday that was so funny. We read our podcast reviews. By the way, I'm actually dying
Starting point is 00:03:25 to listen to that because I cannot wait you are brave as hell so honestly Jackie was more brave because it's a really good idea for a segment but you know like I take everything so personally and like so she was the one who went and found the reviews that we were going to read out loud like she was I couldn't I can't go down that road you can't like yeah I 100% understand that I mean Jackie is extremely brave so so kudos to her. She's so strong. But, you know, at the end of the day, it builds character. It builds tough skin, you know?
Starting point is 00:03:50 I have enough character for like 11 people. I think you do too. According to the podcast reviews. Some people say I'm annoying. Rude. So that podcast is up. That's our third episode of the month. And it was really funny.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I kill it on Patreon. I do my home tour. I love Patreon. I really do. Exploiting our family and their I kill it on Patreon. I do my home tour. I love Patreon. I really do. Explaining our family and their personal lives for the Patreon because that's what they're paying for and they deserve it. So thank you for letting us into your home and into your brain. Oh, by the way, happily.
Starting point is 00:04:15 I love it because it's such a wonderful community. It is. And it's just like fosters such like great funny vibes, you know? And I just feel like I bring out my best self on the Patreon. And like the last episode we did, me and you. Was so funny. Was so funny. I feel like I bring out my best self on the patreon and like the last episode we did was so funny it was so funny I was like kind of a little drunk yeah like I only had one glass of wine but you know it just like affects me differently and when they record podcasts at my house they make me turn off the air conditioning for the sound in the background
Starting point is 00:04:39 and like I cannot function so I was like sweating and semi-drunk could barely get two words out but like really excited to be there is kind of a fucking clusterfuck. No, but it was really good and the people loved it. So head over to patreon.com slash morning toast to check it out, keep up with Liv, and also check out the podcast reviews. So today we have a great show. I know you, you know what's so crazy to me because we actually do have a lot of housewives stories and I know that you're familiar with the housewives, but you don't't really watch anymore which is so crazy just because like my personal life experience was I only knew what the housewives were because when you lived in 777 6 avenue you were always watching it in your corner bedroom and I was like what is this and I literally
Starting point is 00:05:15 got into housewives because of you I actually used to watch it at the apartment before that, 66 Madison. And I, it was so crazy because it must've been like 2011, 2012. And I was like, this was like really before social media took off. And like, you were able to really kind of understand in the moment how things were, but I was like craving. You used to read their blogs. I used, I was the biggest Bravo blog reader. All their traffic came from me. I was the biggest Bravo blog reader. All their traffic came from me. BravoTV.com. I was obsessed. I read every single person's blog. I was really deep in it. But I just found it to be very overwhelming at a point where, one, basically the Daily Mail does a recap of every episode with, like, images and what happened.
Starting point is 00:05:58 And you don't necessarily have to waste an hour of your fucking week for one episode. So if there's, like, three seasons on at a time, that's three hours when you can read a five minute article. I feel like I'm abreast of what's going on in the housewives world without ever, the only season I watched was Salt Lake because one, you told me to, you're like, I think you would really like it. And it's easy to start fresh on a new season. Exactly. And I also wanted to like, give it a fair chance. There hasn't been a new housewife season in such a long time. I mean, like I'm talking like I watched Real Housewives of Miami. I watched the live reunion in the clubhouse. Like I don't even think people even remember that they did that. It was the biggest show of all time. They do remember it because we talk about it once a week here on the Morning
Starting point is 00:06:35 Test. It was unbelievable. Yeah. And so, yeah, I probably will keep up with Salt Lake. I'm actually finding that, you know, I need, Shapiro and I watch so much TV together. And like, if there is a night that he goes out to dinner or has plans, I'm like, what the hell do I watch? Because I can't watch the things that we watched together without him, without rewatching it, which I find really annoying. Can I recommend something to you? Absolutely. I actually think you'd really love The Real Housewives of Potomac. And it's very easy to get into because I think they're only on their fifth maybe sixth season okay I'm into it whereas like you know you have 14 seasons of OC and it's so premium and like I actually think Zach would really like it because there's so many
Starting point is 00:07:12 outrageous moments that's not even really about the drama they're just like they're really like a bunch of like silly goofy girls okay thank you for the recommendation it's really and then you'll be caught up now because the season's on and it it's like, it is consistently one of the best franchises in Housewives. Amazing. Okay, yeah. I'm super here for that. Also, I think most people know, like, I actually, I like, like, scripted dramas of sorts. Yes, I know.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I kind of just moved away from reality TV. Yes. I don't really like it that much anymore because I think that I kind of just, like, see through it. Like, the production of it all. I think the only people that ever really did it super, super well were obviously the Kardashians. And I think over time,
Starting point is 00:07:49 they opened up more and more and more of their lives. But also then, you know, Kris Jenner's the producer and things are quasi as they appear to be. So at the end of the day, thank you for the recommendation. And I'm excited to hear what the housewives stories are because I really don't know how I can contribute,
Starting point is 00:08:04 but I'm excited to bring my non-housewife perspective to the table. You are familiar with all the housewives I'm referring to, and I'm here to give you all the information that you need to know. Can't wait. I love a lesson. So I think I'm ready to dive in. How are you feeling? Strong?
Starting point is 00:08:17 I'm feeling stronger than ever. Okay, good. Stronger than yesterday. Free Britney. Okay, so Olivia and I are here, and we're going to do it, you guys. Don't be shy. We're going to deliver the Fast Five stories
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Starting point is 00:10:25 my world yesterday which was the real housewives of beverly hills was on and every week you know what's going on right like with erica of course i did watch housewife and the hustler oh okay so so literally every week on real housewives of course this is like the center storyline and we're learning more and more from erica because what we know now we only know from the tabloids and we don't know what's true we don't when it's not true and we're hearing it straight from erica's mouth and honestly she tabloids and we don't know what's true. We don't want, it's not true. And we're hearing it straight from Erica's mouth. And honestly, she's being really open.
Starting point is 00:10:46 I don't know if everyone believes her, but she's not not filming. She's showing up at every, she went to Palm Springs. She was in the court in the morning, Palm Springs that night with the girls. Like she's really stepping it up, like opening up,
Starting point is 00:10:57 which I have respect for. Cause that's hard when housewives go through things like that. They usually stop filming. Yeah. But she also needs the money. If I was going through something like that, I would hide in my house and never come out but she also is completely financially independent now and she doesn't need the money from the show so right so she dropped a
Starting point is 00:11:12 couple bombshells in the episode last night I'm not gonna lie it was like a little difficult to follow she was being like a little confusing with her story about like him in the car but one of the bombshells was that Erika Jayne claims sloppy Tom Girardi didn't deny cheating on her. Erika Jayne accused her now estranged husband of cheating on her and not denying it on Wednesday's episode of Beverly Hills. Erika Jayne told her castmates over dinner at Kyle Richards' home that she never went through Tom Girardi's phone or his belongings during their marriage until her friend Yolanda Hadid split from David Foster in 2015. Erika said, after Yolanda divorcedid split from David Foster in 2015. Erica said, after Yolanda divorced David, I just opened that phone. And I was like, wow, OK.
Starting point is 00:11:52 She alleged that she found evidence of a years-long affair that the now-disgraced lawyer was having in the form of text messages and pictures. Erica said, I knew a lot because it was so hard to hide. And you know, he was sloppy. She went on to claim that Tom did not deny being unfaithful to her during the two-decade marriage. And so that was really interesting. But then she also went on this weird storytelling journey about, because you know they're claiming,
Starting point is 00:12:12 and I know you know this from Housewife and the Hustler, that he's not mentally fit to, physically or mentally fit to stand trial. And Erica is kind of corroborating that. She's basically saying, and she said this for a few weeks on the show now, that he's like deteriorating in front of her his mental health his physical health and a couple seasons ago Tom got into a car accident and broke his ankle and Erica now is telling us that it was so much more than that like he didn't just break his ankle he like drove off a cliff and she's trying to explain there's
Starting point is 00:12:37 this ravine behind her house and the car went down the cliff and he was out of the car but he got thrown from the car and all the ladies are like confused because she was not being clear about what actually happened um but him cheating on her is it's it's kind of crazy and her saying that she had known about it for years because after their divorce came out all these stories were like he had a girlfriend the judge even though he's 97 years old that judge yeah okay but now erica's corroborating i have a million things to say about this just based on what you're reading so let's like pair it back. One, is Erica Jane shading David Foster? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Is she implying that David Foster cheated on her? Which got her to then think like, I need to look into my own because I will never like put out rumors about anybody, period. But like, we've always been justice for David Foster. So like, I'm irked by that. That's actually a really good point because as far as we know, it was the Lyme's disease and that whole journey
Starting point is 00:13:29 that really tore them apart. 100%. She was being like, you know, paranoid and he wasn't being supportive. So that's actually a very good point. Right. So that makes me think one. And then two,
Starting point is 00:13:40 the thing about the sloppiness that I don't think I agree with is... Do you mean agree with or believe? No, no, no. The thing about the sloppiness that I don't think I agree with is... Do you mean agree with or believe? No, no, no. The thing about the sloppiness that I don't believe. Yeah. Here you have a lawyer who has been shysting people for 40 years plus that nobody knew about. Meanwhile, he doesn't know how to hide his dick in his pants.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Like, I'm sorry, what? Yeah, but you know what? You also have to remember he is like in his late, late 80s or and he's trying to keep secret text messages I'm sure the man can barely figure out how to pick up the phone I know but he was also keeping like secret bank accounts and money from people but he figured out how to do that on his phone but not the messages from the judge actually you know what what I took away from the housewife and the hustler was like people have known about the shyness for years and he actually wasn't that organized with his fair super landering like all these families were confused no one knew about it but they did so it's like i actually
Starting point is 00:14:29 don't think he was that much of a criminal mastermind because one he got caught and two people some of the stories they were talking about people were on to him since like 2011 2013 people were just indebted to him for so long that they let him get away with it yes but then at the same time all those voicemails is like he was leaving physical proof like sounding like such a nice guy it's literally so confusing and I'm sure you talked about the housewife and the hustler the only thing I will say is like the thing that makes this storyline so confusing other than the fact that it's so hard to follow and also so mind-blowing is like when you have Danielle Staub and Dana Wilkie as your commentators like we said that's where you
Starting point is 00:15:04 just lose me like what we said the same thing. That's where you just lose me. Like, what? We said the same thing. And it's ABC produced. Like, you really couldn't find anybody else? No, like, Sunny Hostin, who's like a legal analyst, should not be in the same documentary as Dana Wilkie. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 00:15:16 And I thought Sunny's perspective was fabulous. No, and she really broke down, like, the legal jargon for us in layman's terms. Me and Jackie, when we recapped the documentary, we had a lot of positives to say about it. But we also said, the second I saw Danielle Stab sit down in that chair,
Starting point is 00:15:28 I was like, this is a joke. You know, Danielle Stab almost is okay if they worked at that same club. Right. Maybe Danielle had a perspective on her from 20 plus years ago.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Dana Wilkie and her $25,000 glasses. You're kidding. But Olivia, her and Danielle Stab didn't even work at the same club at the same time. Like they just, two ships passing
Starting point is 00:15:47 in the night. Right. But they might have overlapped with people that work together and she might have heard him say, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:52 like whatever. But I don't know. I'm really like struggling because, because there's so much uncertainty with the situation. And honestly,
Starting point is 00:16:03 last week, she had a breakdown on the air. I mean, not on the air. On the episode, she went hiking with Kyle, and she just absolutely broke down. Her entire face was covered in black mascara, black eyeliner. It was a... Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Right. You know what I mean? Like, it's sad, but I'm so confused. No, but then, actually, this is just another really quick story. Camille Grammer shaded Erika Jayne's crying on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Because a lot of people were like, they were real tears a hundred percent, but like her mascara was running everywhere.
Starting point is 00:16:28 It seems like kind of like deliberate, you know? Yeah. So like she didn't wear waterproof, you know? Right. And there's actually proof of her doing like YouTube tutorials where she says she always wears waterproof mascara,
Starting point is 00:16:37 first of all. And second of all, Camille Grammer, who's like so irrelevant. I hate to even like give her credibility. She did tweet something really interesting about Erica, like crying with all of the black mascara running down her face. She basically said, hold on, let me find the tweet verbatim. Where's the tweet?
Starting point is 00:16:56 Can I see something about Camille while you find the tweet? Oh, I found it. Because they went to the Bahamas in season nine. She wrote with a picture of Erica with the black mascara. We filmed in the Bahamas season nine and we were all swimming in the water. I don't remember, remember seeing Erica's mascara run after swimming underwater, just saying. So a lot of people thought the mascara was a ploy. Oh, interesting. I mean, it very well could be. I've worn like the same mascara for like ever. And sometimes when I work out, it runs. And sometimes when I cry, it does and doesn't like,
Starting point is 00:17:23 it's not consistent. so I don't know her situation but the thing I will say about Camille Grammar is that if all else fails for Camille like she should really become an SAT tutor because she taught us so many big words. Pernicious. Totally she's actually a very eloquent well-spoken woman. Like she just has a vocabulary that's so expansive it just blows my mind no literally i always think about that pernicious no it's what does that even mean and she was like responsible for calling her the morally corrupt faye resnick no yeah yes yes that was that was and she had allison dubois at her home so you watched housewives back then right yes i did i actually recently went on a spiral like where is
Starting point is 00:18:03 allison dubois now oh it's a thing yeah her Instagram's popping she's very much like still smoking electric cigarettes and being a fake psychic yeah giving people their fortunes oh my god good times um okay well we're wishing the best for Erica I don't know we're just confused and we want more information we want facts and honestly like mistakes were made here The intent was definitely shady and just come the F clean because like this isn't going away. Here's the question. Me and Jackie haven't landed yet, but do you think Erica knew?
Starting point is 00:18:35 I don't know either, but she's really smart. I can literally make the case for both sides. Yes. Of course he's not sharing his financial information with her. Like there is a power dynamic when you are an older, wealthier man with like marrying
Starting point is 00:18:47 a cocktail waitress for sure. But Erica's a smart fucking bitch. A hundred percent. So how do you not know that all these, like I don't know. I really, I'm so torn. I know.
Starting point is 00:18:55 It's very, very confusing. And honestly, I don't think we'll ever know. I think at the end of the season people are expecting like closure. No, there won't be. I don't think we will ever know. Because this also filmed a while ago.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Like all of this stuff was filmed probably in tandem with or even before Housewife and the Hustler. It's Christmas. Yeah. In Beverly Hills right now. Got it, got it, got it. All right, next up. That was seven months ago.
Starting point is 00:19:15 In some relatable news, Megan Fox stopped drinking after belligerent comments at the 2009 Golden Globes. Megan Fox claimed she put down the bubbly after having a bit too much at the 2009 Golden Globes. Megan Fox claimed she put down the bubbly after having a bit too much at the 2009 Golden Globes, leading to her to make, quote, belligerent comments throughout the carpet. The actress, 35, said she went through multiple glasses of Moet at the notoriously boozy event where she says she was seated with Blake Lively and all three Jonas Brothers.
Starting point is 00:19:38 That sounds like a great table. This is what she said. Now I don't drink and this is why. I was belligerent and I said a bunch of shit I shouldn't have said on the red carpet after that. I think I got in a lot of trouble for whatever I said on the carpet at this event. I don't drink and this is why I was belligerent and I said a bunch of shit I shouldn't have said on the red carpet after that I think I got in a lot of trouble for whatever I said on the carpet at this event I don't remember why but I know I did you can look that up so of course page six looked it up so on the red carpet Megan spoke to Julianne Rancic about feeling insecure and pointed to Salma Hayek and was like I really want her boobs and then Rancic called Megan Fox one of the hottest women in the business right now that Megan Fox made a joke that she's quote a doppelganger for Alan Alda before adding
Starting point is 00:20:09 I'm a man um so she went on to declare how painfully insecure she was adding I'm on the verge of vomiting right now I'm so horrified that I'm here need to watch this interview with uh Juliana Juliana then Juliana asked if her then boyfriend Brian Austin Green was there and Megan Fox told Juliana, quote, he doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego. I think he's probably working on music.
Starting point is 00:20:30 I don't think he cares about watching the show. Oh, dear God. Did Brian Austin Green ever even come out with music? That's a good answer. Well, honestly, like, can you imagine the pitch he had? I sometimes, like, wake up with the biggest anxiety. And I'm definitely overthinking about, like, something weird I did the night before. Yeah on a red carpet like thank god I'm not
Starting point is 00:20:48 famous like a million percent wait I have so many things to say about this do we know how old um Megan Fox is 35 so oh my god she's so young she's young but also this is 2009 if I put my math brain on 11 years ago at least she's 24 like i just think in general she's probably nervous too yeah we put these young girls she was even like more of a child actor just you know with her iconic role confessions of a teenage drama queen and what was the one with the also i get what i want thank you and this winter break i want jordan holiday in the sun films at the atlantis yes if you as a child didn't go to Atlantis, Bahamas and like die that they filmed
Starting point is 00:21:26 that Holiday in the Sun, does everyone know what I'm talking about? Like that, we went to Atlantis and we thought we were Mary-Kate and Ashley. Yeah, but it's just like
Starting point is 00:21:32 she's thrown into this situation so young. By the time she's 24, of course she's drinking to cope with the years of residual anxiety and pressure. And I mean,
Starting point is 00:21:44 I just feel like kudos to her for like sustaining in the business for another 11 years and like you know being in a place where she's comfortable now sharing I'm sure her sustainability has a lot to do with her not drinking a million percent no I actually really like love her really an easier can be like I'm not saying it is or it isn't but like that's the way that some people cope right of course so I think then removing that you really have to like bring your full self all times right no but then you're also celebrating so it's like she's on the golden globes she's 24 like she wants to celebrate 100 so it's really like a very toxic 100 environment for like a young person who might be like insecure or new to the business a million percent but she looks fabulous at this event she doesn't look drunk I mean she
Starting point is 00:22:22 looks like she's living her best life, if I may say so myself. Do you stan her and Machine Gun Kelly? Because I do. I mean, I do because I don't know enough about either of them and their lives. I know, obviously, she was married to Brian Austin Green, and it seems like they were on and off, and it was rocky for a while. I know nothing about Machine Gun Kelly's personal life, but they really do seem so happy together. They are thriving in kind of the, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:46 Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker of it all. Like, these people seem really happy to be together. So, like, thus, I'm super happy for them. Yeah, no, and it's also really great when, like, two people get together. And I think Machine Gun Kelly has one daughter, and she obviously has kids with Brian Austin Green. And I think she was in, like, such a bad place with Brian Austin like they were so tumultuous like constantly like with their Instagram drama like it was really messy um yeah I'm not into the mess I'm not into that either
Starting point is 00:23:13 but now she seems to be like in such a better place and honestly Brian Austin Green is too we just reported he's dating Sharna Burgess yes I saw from Dancing with the Stars yes so you just like some people are just not meant to be together forever no totally and I think some people think some people, like, hang on to, like, every waking thread because they think they're supposed to or it's going to be, like, too difficult if they leave and, like, what it's going to be like. But, like, once you free yourself of the shackles of your unhappiness. That's, like, that movie. Do you ever see Marriage Story?
Starting point is 00:23:38 Remind me who's in it. Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver, Netflix movie about divorce. I don't think I watch it because I think somebody told me it was like depressing and unnecessary it's so depressing I'm not into that like I'm into happy vibes but it's all about how you go from like just being in a happy place with someone to when you're in the process of getting divorced like literally despising this person like you you would actually kill them when you once like used to love this person yep and it's like Scarlett Johansson he was so mean to her and then she finds herself in a great place at the end of the movie she's got like a great thing with her career and she found a man and so it's like Scarlett Johansson, he was so mean to her. And then she finds herself in a great place at the end of the movie. She's got like a great thing with her career and she found a man.
Starting point is 00:24:08 And so it's like literally, it's that. Like the juxtaposition of being so unhappy and then being happy, it's just so wonderful. Yeah, it is. It's very wonderful. But it's a fucking journey, man. Divorce or life? Life of being like going from a place of happiness, unhappiness, happiness, unhappiness. But that's life.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Yeah, no, I'm just saying. Happy and sad at the same time. One of the main themes from our episode yesterday where people were, we were reading podcast reviews was people asked us to stop singing. And I'm just going to say, no, no. Like you sing literally 10 seconds of a song. Please, it's a 60 minute episode.
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Starting point is 00:26:35 celebratory dinner at the Hunt and Fish Club, your favorite restaurant, Olivia, in Midtown on Tuesday, and they even shared a friendly hug as they exited the posh eatery. The Ted Lasso star joined the model and about a dozen others for a steakhouse fete thrown by British Vogue editor-in-chief Edward Enfield, sources told Page Six. Sudeikis was seen in a cheery mood, and we've learned he is single and no longer casually dating Keely Hazel. He says he was never really serious with that British model, but she also appeared in his show, Ted Lasso.
Starting point is 00:27:02 And now it's just got me thinking like hmm I do believe this was a friendly encounter they're just like saying bye to each other outside a restaurant but I don't know the way she's smiling at him I feel like these two have been in the news a lot recently obviously they say she's dating Kanye no clue if that's like still happening he seems very busy yeah and she mean, he has obviously lost the war between Olivia Wilde because she's like out on boats making out with Harry Styles. So I just think he needs a win. And I think Irina Shay could be it.
Starting point is 00:27:32 I mean, she's stunning. Can I just say something? The only thing that I care about with respect to the story is that they were at the Hunt and Fish Club. Such a good restaurant. Why don't you tell everybody what happened to you there? What happened? I fell.
Starting point is 00:27:43 You fell down the stairs and you were meeting with somebody. I honestly. I honestly could have sued. You had a bruise. I could have sued the Hunting Fish Club for what they did to me. I can't believe they're still open. I'm like actually happy to hear that. You should go with Zach for like a date night.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Definitely. It's a gorgeous restaurant. I met someone there. I walked in the restaurant and I realized I was like 10 minutes early or something. So I'm like, I'll just wait outside. And so, you know, in New York, when it's cold outside, they have like doors outside the doors that you're like, they're supposed to capture the wind or some shit. So I go outside.
Starting point is 00:28:17 I'm inside the restaurant. I open the main door and I'm in this little vestibule. Then I open the fake door. And you would assume like when you take a step out of the fake door you step onto the concrete but I didn't realize that this fake door was elevated like two feet in the air and it has like three steps down but they're like so steep like yeah I literally just took one step out this vestibule thinking I was gonna walk on flat land not realizing I was in the air and I went flying yeah I was so embarrassed and I had so much like physical pain
Starting point is 00:28:48 and it's in Times Square, like near Times Square. So there was a thousand people like, you know, everyone's like, oh my God, are you okay? I'm like, get the fuck away from me. I'm fine. But I was not fine. And honestly, I had to then go sit through like a meeting for an hour with like this bruised hip. And I, I did say something. I'm like, you guys should have a sign or something because this is a hazard. Yeah. And now I'm thinking, I don't you guys should have a sign or something because this is a uh hazard yeah and now I'm thinking I don't know this is a fancy restaurant they're throwing Vogue parties there like I could have had a case I mean I had totally forgotten about that oh my god it's actually when I think Hunt and Fish Club like the first thing I think other than the fact that good they we also oh Hunt and Fish Club we saw okay we had one of my birthday dinners there yes
Starting point is 00:29:25 and they had just finished filming real housewives of new york reunion reunion and they all came there together after it was like the highlight of my life yeah that was crazy it's a fact you know i just haven't heard about that restaurant in so long we should plan a dinner 100 i'm super down but back at the story at hand irena shake jason sudeikis could be dating could have just run into each other this could be the start of something new. It feels so right to be here with you
Starting point is 00:29:48 and now looking in your eyes. This is the start. I just think this is something. I'd be happy for them if it is something. Then I would just be really curious as to what's going on with Kanye. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:59 But, you know, if people are, they're both like in similar places having left long-term relationships marriages kids kids the whole nine so it seems like a likely pairing um and if they're happy again you know you know my mantra if you're happy i'm happy yeah no i actually just think this could be a good pairing i agree they're like they give me similar vibes i don't know like when i when i read this headline i was like oh yeah they're dating but they're not they've never even been
Starting point is 00:30:24 linked so i just think it's cute cute happy for them into it all right a little bit more housewives news because Jill Zarin is having some legal woes she is in a hideously unglamorous court battle over a midwestern right aid stop yeah bear with me being one of New York City's ladies who lunch isn't all champagne at the plaza tea sandwiches and calling lee radswell a bitch sometimes apparently it involves going 15 long and bloody rounds over a right aid in something called canton ohio page six has learned that racehorse owning hampton summering upholstery doyne jill zarin is locked in a knockdown drag out battle over a fabulously appointed yet tastefully restrained strip mall pharmacy with sweeping views that take in Wendy's, Arby's, okay, this person, like,
Starting point is 00:31:08 is making too many jokes. Literally. Just, this isn't, like, you know, Funny or Die. It's fucking Page Six. Just give me, okay. Here's what happens. It seems that as well as leaving her, oh my god, this person doesn't stop making jokes. It seems that as well as leaving her, one imagines swaths of diamonds and strings of pearls.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Oh my God, stop. Jill's late husband, Bobby, bought her more than one Rite Aid store. We're told Bobby
Starting point is 00:31:32 forked over $650,000 for the location in question, but he bought her a few, which is like such a generous, like, thing,
Starting point is 00:31:39 like you want to take care of your wife, like you buy her business, not just like diamonds. But according to court papers, a $1.7 million loan on theton drugstore came due right at the beginning of the pandemic court papers claim that due to a bungling property manager nobody mentioned this
Starting point is 00:31:54 to jill and so the leader central state credit union took over the right aid and has since been collecting the rent now she says she's not being given the opportunity to pay off the debt and take back her beloved right aid so the former real house Housewives of New York star is now indrenched in a deliriously unglamorous fight to get Benadryl and Ritz Crackers boutique back in her name. Oh, my God. This article is really bothering me. She complained in an affidavit that Page Six got. I have been caused to expend thousands of dollars on counsel to resolve what should have been a routine matter. Jill declined to comment and lawyers for the credit union and court appointed receiver
Starting point is 00:32:26 did not get back to them. This just sucks because this was supposed to be like a nice gift from, you know, her husband. And now it's like a troublesome journey. I mean, two things are I have two thoughts on this one kind of confused that she wasn't given some grace like it seems like everybody else on the planet was with the pandemic and like loans. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:48 And like most people aren't even back in court and people are doing zoom court and all these things so like that just seems fishy as hell no it just seems honestly really but i have a solution okay right aid needs to partner with shop jill and ally carry all their masks and all their stuff and it'll be a beautiful happy relationship you know it's so funny i actually thought when i first read this headline, it had something to do with like them carrying Shop Jill and Allie masks or phone charms or something. But she doesn't own the Rite Aid. She owns the property. Oh, interesting.
Starting point is 00:33:13 And Rite Aid rents it from her. And she's not able to collect the rent anymore because the credit union took over because she was late on her loan. Why didn't you write the story of her page? You know, this guy made it so fucking confusing. Oh, my God. She basically is just like, give me my business back. They took it from her because she did not pay her loan. And she said that the property manager who has now been fired never told her that the payment was due.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Right. So they just took it. And now she's like, let me just pay it. Right. And get back to business. Oh, my God. Insanity. Some people just really make more work.
Starting point is 00:33:40 It's unbelievable. I feel like Canton, Ohio is actually like a place known for something. Like something's there. Yes. A hall of fame or something. Okay. Does Dave Chappelle live there? Ooh. Um, he lives in Ohio, but I think it's called like yellow Springs or something. Yes. Spring something. You're right. That Canton, Ohio is not a random, whatever this article called it. I've heard of it. Something there. Rock and roll hall of fame. Pro football. Yes. I would know that because from this. You're married to a football player.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Yeah, and like with all the Super Bowl and games, it's like, Canton, Ohio, Hall of Fame. The final story is about a couple who I just am enamored with. And I know that you are too, so I'm really glad because like whenever I talk about it with Jackie,
Starting point is 00:34:18 she does not care. Okay. But I'm talking about the El Musas. And their web, it's like six degrees of Christina El Musa. They're so crazy. But she has a new last name now, Hack. Hack.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Yeah. Whose name is that? Because she was married to Ann Anstead, who we previously reported on Monday, that is dating Renee Zellweger, which is the weirdest thing of all time. That's her maiden maiden name from pre-Therese. Because she went from Christina El Musa to Christina Anstead. When I was reading the article on Monday about Ann Anstead, they referred to her as Christina Anstead. Yeah. So now she's Christina Huck. She has a new boyfriend, but she's not married. So is that her maiden name? It might be, but I would, it is her maiden name.
Starting point is 00:34:53 I would also say she's the type of person that if she wants to get a job somewhere and they do a background check, they would not know who it is. She's got a million names. One million names. Yeah. She's literally the seven husbands of Tariq El of Tarik, of Christina El Moussa. So, and then, you know, Tarik, there was that weird. Okay. And I always talk about it. That's like one of my things. Like, yeah, it's Dennis's funeral.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I always talk about Tarik El Moussa because he's like living his best life now. He's dating Heather Rae Young. They're engaged from Selling Sunset. They're in every magazine. They're always blowing up on TikTok. He's like so great. But people forget that he had that incident. You know what I'm talking about with the gun?
Starting point is 00:35:27 I don't know about the gun, but when I actually think about him, for some reason, just anger and craziness comes to mind. They have a lot of big blowouts that feels like domestic disturbance level. They had another one yesterday on set of their show. Okay. So that's what I'm talking about. And how, why, who, what, when, where, why is Heather Rae Young. So that's what I'm talking about. And how, why,
Starting point is 00:35:45 who, what, when, where, why is Heather Rae Young putting up with this? I don't know. Like just, can he control himself around her,
Starting point is 00:35:52 but there's something about Christina that really sets him off? It's actually very possible because he's always like bursting up. Poor Christina for having to deal with this lunatic. Okay. So here's the story. Something is up there. Tarek El Moussa flipped out at Christina Hack on the set of Flip or Flop last Wednesday. People can confirm El Moussa reportedly
Starting point is 00:36:06 Lashed out at his Ex-wife and co-host After he didn't Like the way She signaled to him That she and the crew Were ready to film The next segment
Starting point is 00:36:13 El Moussa went on A verbal tirade Against Hack Whom he shares A daughter Taylor And son Brayden 5 with He was comparing her To his fiance
Starting point is 00:36:21 Selling Sunset star Heather Rae Young And saying that He enjoys watching her fail. What the hell? Enjoys watching Heather Rae Young fail or Christina Alamosa fail? Must be Christina because she just got married and then she got a divorce,
Starting point is 00:36:35 so that's probably deemed a failure in his mind. No, I know, but this article says, comparing Christina to his fiancee, selling Sunset Star, Heather Rae Young, and saying that he enjoys watching her fail. Okay, whatever, That's weird. This is what he said. Is this page six again
Starting point is 00:36:47 with the poorly written article? It's Yahoo. Don't even get me started. This is what he said. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. It's called winning.
Starting point is 00:36:56 El Moussa reportedly yelled at Hack exclaiming that he, quote, made her and referred to her as a washed up loser. The pair were married from 2009 to 2018,
Starting point is 00:37:05 and they both found fame with the launch of their series, Flip or Flop, on HGTV in 2013. They also both now have solo shows on the network. Hacks is called Christina on the Coast, and Tarix is called Flipping 101. They filmed nine seasons of Flip or Flop together and are currently working on season 10, and the show follows the divorced duo
Starting point is 00:37:21 as they navigate life as co-parents and real estate experts, flipping rundown homes in California for a profit. A rep for Hacked did not immediately respond to a request for comment. And HGTV had no comment. OK, so I just want to say, this is horrible. He sounds so crazy. Like, I don't think it's like you're not able to like be a nut job to one person and civil to another.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Like, I do really feel bad for Heather. I think she probably gets the brunt of his anger as well but christina's like the the punching bag for sure and if you know about that incident with the gun when he ran in the mountains and the police had to come like this is not a surprise it's not but if you see him on selling sunset he's like oh heather's fiance so cute big ring they love to make cupcakes then you're like what i've never watched sunset to be honest with you but let me tell you olivia that's what you should watch. It's good? So good. So here's my honest take.
Starting point is 00:38:08 I am giving myself homework after this. I'm going home. I would like to know whose show is performing better on HGTV. Right. I'm just interested in the intricacies of their business dealings, that they each have individual shows, and that they have a show together. Very bizarre. Well, that was actually really smart of HGTV.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Because when that whole blow-up incident happened with the gun, I was like, oh my God, their show is so successful. They're like a much less successful version of Chip and Joe.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Right. But they're a cornerstone of the network for sure. For sure. And you know, I'm obsessed with HGTV so I was like, I wonder where this is going.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Yeah. And then they just carried on with the show, married. Which is also like alarming. But then they gave them their own shows which I actually think was really smart because if the show ends up flopping which i think
Starting point is 00:38:48 they can't go on like this forever um then the network still has them separately do we think like the whole notion of flip or flop flipping out when he's a psycho is kind of hilarious there's an undertone i don't know but that would be funny it would be funny um i just honestly like i just hope i feel like Christina has gotten herself into a good place to remove herself from this crazy,
Starting point is 00:39:08 despite the fact that she has to deal with it every now and again. I know. But I hope that Heather is okay, to be honest with you, because it just seems like
Starting point is 00:39:15 there's just no way in hell he can control himself on the regular if they're saying that the spark that- He's doing it in front of cast and crew. because she didn't like
Starting point is 00:39:23 the way he signaled ready to film? Like, that's not a thing! No no that's like a real sign of someone who is abusive like you're triggered by nonsense absolutely so honestly i'm wishing the best for christina hack and heather ray young well so then christina married and instead who's now dating renee zellweger they got divorced and now he has a show on discovery plus like about some shit i don't know he's like a host and renee zellweger went on it and now they're dating okay i'm waiting for my hgtv show it seems like you guys are just giving them out left and right what is that like where's the hours of programming because every
Starting point is 00:39:58 time i turn it on it's reruns from the 80s well magnolia network did just launch like literally this week yeah i saw that are you with Chip and Joe, girly? I'm into them. Like, I follow Joanne on Instagram. Like, I totally get the shiplap of it all. Yeah. Am I ride or die? No, I'm more ride or die for Pioneer Woman Reed Drummond. She's my fucking idol.
Starting point is 00:40:18 But that's Food Network, baby, and that's where I live. But they're all a part of that Discovery Network, you know? Do you have Discovery Plus? I don't, actually. Okay,'re all a part of that Discovery Network, you know? Do you have Discovery Plus? I don't, actually. Okay, I have a couple more questions for you before we wrap up the episode. Oh, I can't wait to hear them.
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Starting point is 00:42:28 i feel like she would have been destructive she would have just really wanted to be part of the action so badly that like it would just have been super distracting for us because she would have been like yelling in the background kicking and screaming and try to bust out of her stroller and it is her nap time i'm like pretty like would say, I don't want to use the word strict because like I don't think that that's the right word. You're incredibly strict. I am,
Starting point is 00:42:49 I adhere to my routine. You're strict. I adhere to my schedule. Just with the timing. Yeah, like honestly, The kid was spoiled rotten. She's 14 months today and she still takes two naps.
Starting point is 00:42:58 I don't want to move to one nap because then it just, it's a big nap in the middle of the day and like if you want to do anything, go anywhere. Like it's impossible. So I have a great structure in place right now and I'm not fucking with it and so what is Michaela doing like what are some milestones she's recently
Starting point is 00:43:13 reached um she's taking some first steps which is extremely excited she's not like fully walking yet but if we kind of like let her go in between like Zach and I for probably like five feet like she'll walk to the other one so like really exciting there she's also taking swim lessons which is it's so funny because she actually like loves being in the water she loves bath time and like anytime we've taken her in a pool like she adores it but as it relates to swimming she literally just whines the whole time and her this past Tuesday she was being crankmeister in the pool and then when we took her out she started laughing and waved to her swimming instructor I swear to god I was like you little faker like you're just looking for so much
Starting point is 00:43:59 attention are you kidding me and like what what is Michaela playing with like what are her new kind of interests? Oh my God. Number one toy right now are these stackable cups. So like nesting cups. And she is, I can't even believe like how smart she is. I know that like every parent says that about their child. No, but this child.
Starting point is 00:44:16 She will sit on the floor for over an hour and stack and unstack them perfectly. When she puts one in and it's wrong, she immediately knows it's wrong, takes it out and keeps going. I actually just bought another set of like stacking nesting cups that are like pleany colors just because I like wanted like more variety. But there's just nothing like this toy that she just sits there, legs spread, cups in the middle, stack, stack, stack away for like literally an hour. It's unbelievable. unbelievable you know I have a question because like when I look at Michaela I literally like and this is just me being completely objective because I would feel this way anyway but I think that there's literally never been a child more stunning thank you and like people send me pictures of their nieces I'm like yeah cute
Starting point is 00:44:58 not as cute as Michaela but cute and I'm curious like am I under a spell or like, we just need like a, like, I'm like, it's possible that Michaela, like it would never be, but like that she's like heinous, but like she's gorgeous. You know what I mean? No, I do know what you mean. I'll never be able to see her as anything other than the most gorgeous thing that ever was created. But I actually think I'm being impartial in saying that. No, no, I know. I feel the same way. It's like when everyone's like, oh my God, she's so beautiful. I'm like, I know. I think so too. But like, of course I have to say that, but like, I really do feel that way. But I think for me, it was kind of like solidified when our pediatrician was like, she could be a Gerber baby. And I was like, okay, you see so many kids. Like you're saying that to me. Like I now feel like I'm not completely delusional, but regardless, of course. All children are beautiful. No, all children are beautiful. And everybody that you love and you're related to, you see beauty in them. That's true.
Starting point is 00:45:50 You see them in a way that other people don't see them. It's the same way. It's what you find attractive. I find Zach attractive. You find Ben attractive. And also because we love them and we love their personality and everything about them but somebody some like troll could be like her husband's so ugly like how does she find him attractive right but like i do right that's yeah no but like sometimes i think i'm like is michaela really that bitch i think she is i think she might be
Starting point is 00:46:18 no i think she's also just so good like she has such a good sweet soul like she never really cries she's such a happy baby like when we pick her up in the morning she's always just like biggest smile on her face like even when she wakes up in the morning like she just lays there silently until we come get her and like sometimes it's five minutes and like sometimes it's 30 minutes because like I want to try to get her to like sleep later and thinking that like she lays there and we'll fall back to sleep like doesn't always happen but yeah what do you think Michackayla's gonna be when she grows up oh i don't know i you know i think she'll be a gymnast she can be whatever she wants to be i i feel like for a vegan the stacking and the building
Starting point is 00:46:54 like she likes the whole notion of oh you think she'll work in like contracting i don't know i think like barbara k i could see her like just doing something kind of like really creative. People say the craziest things about their kids. You fucking prompted me. I was joking. I'm crying. We're like, yeah, no, she's good. I want to be a cheerleader and a mom. Who said that?
Starting point is 00:47:15 That's what Margot used to say when she was a kid. She was like, I want to be a cheerleader and a mom, which is so sweet. And what did you used to say? You definitely want to be a gymnast. Yeah. Or like a celebrity. Nailed it. you actually didn't well I feel like you always had this like aura about you where you were like I'm gonna be famous someday but like you never said when I grew up I want to be a celebrity no I never did but people when I was like a kid I was just like so nuts I had so
Starting point is 00:47:38 much energy if you read about it in my New York Times best-selling book um people were always like you're gonna be famous And I'm like, yeah. And thank God I did. Because if I didn't, I would have been like really depressed. And like in college, Jackie was very much like, I want to be a host of some sort. Yes. And like she used to like interview the football team. Jackie says that she's like in this job is fully living out her dreams. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:47:58 And I can attest to that. I am too. 100%. But like her career dreams are being fulfilled in terms of hosting. Well, it's so funny because of the part that I listened to with the Not Skinny But Not Fat episode, you guys were talking about the fact that like really so many kids grow up and they're like, I want to be Juliana Rancic and there's not enough jobs for everybody. Blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:48:14 But it's like, that was Jackie. And I remember like she used to say those words, like that's exactly what she wanted to do. She ran like the network for Colgate. Like they had this like loser little news station. Yeah, she used to interview the football team and like go to the games with like a microphone that had a really long wire and like, how are you feeling about the game today? Yeah, yeah, literally.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Yeah, no, 100%. So you just love to see people living their dreams. Absolutely. Olivia, I have lived my dream here with you today. Thank you so much for spending the time. Oh my God. I know you're busy. I know the Toasters really appreciate you taking time off of work and off of being Michaela's
Starting point is 00:48:43 mom to come grace us with your presence. So thank you for being here. I know the toasters really appreciate you taking time off of work and off of being Michaela's mom to come grace us with your presence. So thank you for being here. I am thrilled to have been here. This is my first time in the new studio setup. So loving everything that is happening here. Love the toasters. Love the vibe. I feel like it was such a great episode, even with such shitty stories.
Starting point is 00:49:00 I know. We tried. Some days it's like, what is going on in this world? I want to go to another planet and like never come back here again. And then other days it's just like another day. Like, yep, we made it through. We made it through. And I feel like that is what today was about. And tomorrow is going to be a podcast only with Jackie. We're finally going to be able to catch up, talk about all the things that went down here today, this week. I'm so glad to be back with my girl. I'm not going to lie. I'm exhausted.
Starting point is 00:49:25 You worked hard. Doing the toast, like not by myself, but like all the work by myself, like I really learn and this happens every time Jackie leaves
Starting point is 00:49:32 to appreciate like how much we really share like the workload. Yeah. Because I have just been dead. Like I have like every single day
Starting point is 00:49:40 felt like I ran a marathon, which everyone knows I did not. So thank you all for bearing with me for being so excited about the guest co-host. I hope you've enjoyed this week. I've actually had a really, which everyone knows I did not. So thank you all for bearing with me, for being so excited about the guest co-host. I hope you've enjoyed this week. I've actually had a really, really good time.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And I'm so glad we got to get some people in studio who haven't been in yet, like Tyler and Amanda. So no, it's such a good range of interesting people with such good perspectives on like, like a balance of regulars and new people. Like Taylor's a regular, you're a regular. Taylor Strecker is a queen.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Angel from heaven. I love you guys so much so tomorrow's episode is not video it's just podcast with Jackie and it'll be up in the morning so thank you so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you yes you need to know before every Monday through Friday on YouTube so if you're watching this on YouTube please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found so it's Spotify iTunes Stitcher public radio I hear me CastBox, all the places where we listen
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