The Toast - S4 Ep132: The 700th Episode: Monday, July 26th, 2021

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Mondays should be dreary, but they ain't, because today we are celebrating our 700th episode of The Morning Toast, which is quite nuts, honestly. Quite nuts. And by the way, I'm here, too. Hey, everyone. I'm back. Missed you all so much. So excited to be back on the toast. So excited for our 700th episodeth episode we have obviously done so many episodes but we really don't celebrate our big milestones no and i don't know just like 700 felt different it's so many episodes really i feel like we've done more really no like in a year ish we'll be at a thousand like we should be at a thousand yeah pending we don't get canceled um we should be at a thousand now I feel like we've literally done so many we've done so many but we've done 700 and that's a lot of episodes yeah okay no it's a ton I'm feeling super proud I'm also I'm mostly proud that we've done 700 episodes and we still have stuff to talk about and the show is still good funny better than ever so I would say no more relevant than ever funnier than ever charting than ever like yeah no stuff sickening than ever no I agree like honestly the fact that and of course some

episodes are more full than others but there's never really been a day where we truly have nothing to talk about even when there is nothing to talk about in the world and sometimes like having nothing to talk about is so funny it's something to talk about no we have made having nothing to talk about into a full segment mindlessness. A hundred percent. So the creativity knows no bounds. But today's episode is not mindless because we have so much to catch up on like obviously the news of the weekend, the last week I wasn't here, missed you all so dearly. I was on Friday's episode and we did do a Patreon so I do feel a little caught up and up to speed but I just feel like I have so much making up to do. No it's it's been a journey here without you and we're so I think I speak on behalf of everyone. We're so thrilled and relieved to have you back. Okay.

I have two confirmed. What about you? Yep. Yeah. Okay. Everyone's happy. Thank God. No, actually you should have heard what they were saying about you. Like the ice queen. Oh my God. It was finally like party. Yeah. We could all finally talk shit about you. Like teachers gone. Like we could live it up at, at the toast. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. You and Tyler C. Yeah, Tyler C. was talking the most shit about you. Yeah, I sensed that from him.

No, also, can we talk about, did you listen to his episode yet? No. Oh my God. Okay. Okay, I have been booked and busy and I landed last night. I got home at midnight and I just, I was so busy. And then. Okay, whatever.

I had no time. Let me just tell you, I was like giving him like a whole debrief. brought up Luann or something and I he was like who is Luann and I went on this whole like Magilla teaching him about housewives the historical importance of the Suez canal etc etc he got booked on Watch Happens Live this week with Luann stop so he should I was expecting a text like thank you for the brief history lesson that is so funny I know you should text him and be like good thing you're all brief. Well I texted me the same agent which is how he came on the show and I texted her I was like not Tyler being on Watch Happens Live with Luann. She was like oh my god I was dying. That's so so funny. Yeah so um that's just me helping other people get ahead

and it's what I really love to do. Yeah and you're so good at it. And I'm not bitter at all. No it's gonna be good. That'll be good content. Yeah yeah. And you're so good at it. And I'm not bitter at all. No, it's going to be good. That'll be good content. Yeah. And I am so behind on TV, but we are going to get back to TV recaps this week just for me starting tomorrow, if that's fine. Well, there is no TV tomorrow. But yes, starting this week, like when. Oh, yeah. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, we will get caught up on Love Island, Beverly Hills, Potomac. I didn't watch Potomac last night because the Olympics were on. And I don't know if anyone noticed, but I'm wearing my most proud American outfit. My red hoops, my blue romper, and my red, white, and blue ASOS.

What are these called? Bomber jackets. So, I don't know. Just don't come for me. Proud American over here. You're feeling, like, proud in the Olympics? I don't know if I'm, like, feeling proud because I was watching a lot last night. Like, we didn't win that many medals.

But then that guy Steve. You know Steve. Do you know who I'm talking about? The guy with know Steve. Do you know who I'm talking about? The guy with the board. Do you know who I'm talking about? Oh. From CNN. I think they're using him again for the Olympics

with, like, his special board because he gave this whole presentation. And, like, I guess I think I'm reminded of this every year. We're, like, the best. Yeah. We, like, win the Olympics. It's weird. Like, depending on the headlines that you read,

like I read a headline that we, the USA had the worst first day in Olympics, like since 1972. Well, that's possible because I watched and it didn't feel great. Katie Ledecky lost. I also read a headline today that the US swimming team has won more first medals

in their first day than ever before. Well, that's Kayla Dressel. Is it the best or is it the worst? Yeah, I think we're winning a lot of medals, but like, I don't know if they're gold, you know? Medals are medals. Sorry. I agree.

Either way, you get to chomp down on it. Would you rather, this is like a dumb question, but I've actually thought about this a lot. Would you rather have a silver or a bronze? I think bronze because it looks more like gold. Yes, and I think if people came into my house, they would just assume it's gold. I'm not going to hang up a bronze.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they look really similar. So I was actually thinking silver is so second place. Bronze is kind of ambivalent. It's ambiguous. That's the word I was looking for, not ambivalent. That's funny. Ambivalent means neither here nor there.

Ambiguous is confusing. Yes. I meant ambiguous, and I know the difference. I I'm sorry that was just like brain fart Monday um so yeah that's what I was watching last night even though like Shots of Sunset was on Real Housewives of Potomac it's so hard I was watching Olympics all weekend like and I did not watch anything else what did I say to everyone like when the Olympics starts I'm wearing this outfit for the next two weeks like I'm so invested so the TV recaps like might have to take a back seat because I'm busy being a proud American over here I think that's fine you know like it's once in a lifetime

aka every four years like it's a big deal and also there's another Olympics in six months which is crazy I fucking love the Olympics you know they added cheerleading as a sport I was wondering where cheerleading was well because that's why when we watched um cheer on Netflix why it was so popular was because it really sucks as an athlete in college. Like you put your whole life into gymnastic, I mean, into cheerleading. And at the end of college, that's it. There's no professional career for a cheerleader, which just kind of sucks. So now I think it's an official.

You could do like NFL or NBA. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What you're doing on a college level is actually like more competitive than that. Right. So I don't know. It's definitely not this Olympics, but moving forward, and I couldn't help but think like,

is Gabby Butler going to be on the American Olympic team? She should be. But the only thing to me that I think might prove to be challenging for the cheerleaders, people cheering cheerleaders, is that like they're all individual athletes and they're going to have to come together

and learn a routine, you know? But no, if you're a professional cheerleader, that's what you do. Right. But like everyone else pretty much performs as individuals the only team is basketball which like still you know synchronized swimming they perform a dance together but it's two people they also have like a six group but they're like lifelong partner like they compete together so I think people cheerleaders or either individual cheerleaders will qualify for the olympics and and then Monica will get in there and give them a routine. Monica better be a part of the crew. Or a whole team

qualifies for the Olympics, in which case. They have that connection. In which case the team from cheer, what are they called? Navarro? Bulldogs. Navarro cheers. Dogs. Navarro. Dogs. Navarro cheer team. Um, no, that's a good point. I don't know how it's going to work, but I'm very much looking forward to it. I'm assuming it's going to be a summer sport, yes? Yeah, because they do it outside. Daytona. Daytona. Super summery.

I'm just really concerned about, like, everyone learning the choreography in time and also, like, qualifying. Well, I'm really concerned that, like, it's not going to be for another four years and it's Gabby Butler still going to be in fighting shape because in the documentary Cheer on Netflix, they said she is the most famous and most talented gymnast slash cheerleader, not gymnast, cheerleader in America. Therefore, she would be on the team, correct? But by the way, it's three years now.

So I guess I feel like she could she could still do it. Yeah, she's young. Like, I'm really holding out hope for her. That'd be so amazing. Like a great way to end the story arc that we started and cheer on Netflix yeah I I'm glad for the cheerleaders I was actually thinking like this could be an Olympic sport because you know they're always adding Olympic sports skateboarding yes and we could talk about that because I did watch yesterday and like of course you know nobody's perfect and who am I

you know big fat slob on my couch to judge you know people fall in gymnastics every now and then with skateboarding it was like every single person like fall, fall, fall, fall, fall. Yeah. You know what I was thinking about? Like I just was feeling badly for, um, Ethan Hawke because Tony Hawke, Tony Hawke. I was like, I think Ethan Hawke is the guy from the terrible movie, but, um, it just felt right. Tony. I was feeling badly for Tony Hawke. He's like such an amazing celebrated skateboarder, like lifelong skateboarder, career storied skateboarder. And like now it's an Olympic sport.

I mean, he didn't get to be an Olympian this whole time. I mean, I really don't feel bad for him because he's like crying, you know, wiping his tears with billion dollars. He's literally so fucking rich. I'm so sad. I'm so worried about him. Oh, I'm literally what's the opposite of worried I'm so I'm sleeping peacefully knowing Tony Hawk is fine no and so you know what so is Ethan Hawk

I I'm sure he's fine but I'm sure that's a little bit of a bummer like like I guess he was an Olympic level skateboarder and he never got to compete at the Olympics no but he got to become something arguably better like rich and famous I know he could have been on the cover of Wheaties box I'm sure he has been I don't know I'm sure like all of his friends were athletes were like but we're Olympians and he's like but I'm an athlete too bro you know and like during the two weeks when all his friends like went to Tokyo he like sat at home alone like watching on Instagram right like trying to convince everyone he was an athlete yeah it's like yeah sure Tony sure Ethan sure Tony so anyways that's what I was thinking no that's an interesting thought so I'm just like having the best time like I'm literally gonna go home and

like I'd subscribe to like Olympic Channel Peacock because the primetime thing ended before the skateboarding last night and I was like where I needed my fix so I got on Peacock I got the NBC sports app and there's just so much content and also Justice for beach volleyball like it's literally the best sport I saw your story it's so good like what athleticism and they have to walk around in underwear yeah it's the craziest thing yeah justice for them well actually there's a lot of drama now did you see some bikini bottoms Norwegian um I don't know if it's beach or indoor volleyball they refuse to wear the underwear they're like we want to wear shorts but it's not regulation and they got fined and our girl pink offered to pay the fine that's so funny because I read the headline

and it was really misleading because it said that they refused to wear the bikini bottoms. So I thought they just wanted to like... Be naked. And they were going to get fined for that. But to get fined... Of course they would get fined for that. But to get fined for wanting to wear just longer shorts.

Because they're not regulation. It's so stupid. That's crazy. And so Pink is out here supporting the Norwegian volleyball players. We we love to see it she's such an icon and a queen a little bit of a content update from me that i'm hoping praying that you're going to find interesting um because a few weeks ago on the show we were talking about the titanic and i said that i was going to read more about the titanic yeah and so i'm almost done with this book about the titanic like right now they just were um they were rescued by the ship so I think it's going to be a lot about like the repercussions um but I've

I've learned a lot of interesting factoids about the Titanic and one that I think you would like to know is that in reality they did not lock third class passengers intentionally in like those doors like in the movie that did not happen and also well they didn't do it intentionally or they didn't do it at all they didn't do it at all there was one there was one gate that was locked because it was nighttime and they locked the gates and also there i learned that everything like the classes were really separate because of u.s quarantine rules for immigrants so like they actually couldn't interact at all during the during the journey um there was one gate that was locked

because it was nighttime but you could hop over it but there were also other gates right and that also you know the scene is horrible I know and you know the scene where they're like the people in the boiler room are like running under before each like door closes yeah there was no like injuries in that way okay and how do they know that like the survivors yeah this is gonna be a really dumb question like maybe the dumbest one I've ever asked because I don't really know like when the Titanic was are any of the Titanic survivors still alive I was thinking that no it was 1912 so even if you were a newborn baby one you wouldn't remember anything and two you'd be like a hundred and yeah yeah okay okay yeah not not such I mean it's still

possible yeah but it's not but it's probably not possible okay yeah well that is interesting thank you that you know that does like ease my nerves a little bit I can't watch that movie like it's so terrible yeah tragedy travesty so the book I'm reading is called ship of dreams and it's a little dense and I would just say you know watch the movie totally yeah they dramatize for a reason it's good yeah yeah no for sure but it is cool to like I've been highlighting some interesting factoids so maybe if people are interested when I'm done with the book, I could read some of the facts that I've learned. Sure.

Just like I promised that I would, you know? Yeah, of course. I just want people to know I'm delivering on my deliverables. You're such a delivery woman. Thank you. Thank you. Before we dive in, I think let's take a moment. Look at our 700 episodes as a whole.

Okay. Let's talk about it. Okay. I don't really have an end to this question. Well, I thought you were going to say, what's your favorite episode? That's like choosing a favorite child. It's obviously Theo, but you know what I mean. Yeah.

I don't think I can choose a favorite episode, but. What was your favorite era so far? Like we've had a lot of studios. Oh, I would say my definitely, like my least favorite era was the previous one. The previous studio. In where we got evicted. Okay. That was just like a bad time. It was where we got evicted okay that was just like a bad time it was where we were quarantined I didn't love that studio like I just I don't have good positive associations with that time I think that was like 20 like early 2020 yeah don't didn't like

that okay and I would say I think my favorite era was our original studio even though it was far and like it was ugly it was just like we had such low expectations for ourselves yeah and I loved it yeah I think my favorite era was not like early days of that first studio but like eventually we like got really snatched like on a personal and professional level and um those were some good times we had like snitch cam going yeah when snitch was with us those were good times yeah so those were fun times but I also like love this era me too too. Also I love all of our Halloween episodes. Yeah. Like there hasn't been one I did not like. No they're actually it's hard to pick a favorite. I know and I think like of course I think the OG is gonna always be my favorite because it was so funny when we dressed

up as each other but like I really but then I'm like oh no but wait what about the Kardashians like Margot on the Chris cam like yeah there was our most recent one was the best I think for me the royal family is the best it's so good yeah but also the Jonas Brothers so good so good and that was a hard day like we our studio was under construction we had to move to like a makeshift studio yeah snitch was sick it was so hot Margot would strip throat yeah and it was just like she still came through because that's what Kevin would do WWKD what would do? And he would come through. Yeah. So I think those are definitely like my top.

We have to start planning. Like October is almost upon us. I know. But you know us. It always comes together. Last minute, day before. Yeah, we planned for so long, but we can't come up with it until the day before. And you know, we've actually had in the last 700 episodes, but also recently, like a lot

of amazing guests. Chelsea Handler, like so famous. We've had some amazing guests. We should count how many guests we've had. We probably had like 100. Well, also, do you count guests we had on like a lot of amazing guests. Chelsea Handler, like so famous. We've had some amazing guests. We should count how many guests we've had, but we've probably had like a hundred. Well, also do you count guests we had on like a red carpet show? No.

Okay. Not in reality. Who do you think is the most famous person we've ever had on the show? It's so... We had like back to back in the same week, the two most famous people we've had, Kevin O'Leary and Chelsea Handler on the same week.

Yeah. It's hard for me to say because I can't think of all the guests right now. Yeah. And I guess like if I do include red carpet, like Luke Holmes is up there week. Yeah. It's hard for me to say because I can't think of all the guests right now. Yeah. And I guess like if I do include red carpet like Luke Holmes is up there too.

Yeah. No, there's just there's so many. So many memories. And it's just been fabulous doing it all alongside you. You as well. Keeping us

keeping us you're like the captain of the Titanic but we will not sink. Captain Smith. No, we hit an iceberg many a time. Many an iceberg.

Many an iceberg but jackie the captain doesn't let it steer you know they said the titanic was the unsinkable ship but what they really they never met us they never met the toast did they say that yeah that is the dumbest thing that's like the biggest jinx of all time i know but like at the time there were so many ships the unburnable forest it wasn't like it wasn't like the first ship ever and they were like this is unsinkable like there were so many in the same like family of ships there were ships from other companies and so the titanic was like the newest and not even biggest it actually wasn't remarkable in any real way other than the fact that it sunk and if it hadn't sunk it wouldn't have really broken any records but that's pretty remarkable

that it's right but like you never would have heard of titanic no it didn't sink no but honestly whoever gave it that name was not jewish because it's such a kanai nahara like so superstitious you cannot say the unsinkable ship right before you get on a ship right but they didn't like it was just people would say it you know people are morons no beyond beyond and you know what that's cool to know like because i look around our world i'm like damn is moronic. But they were moronic in 1912 too. And that does bring me some solace. Yeah. Also, what I found to be crazy in this book that I read was apparently like 10 years before

the Titanic sunk, a fictional writer wrote like a novella. It wasn't a book that was very popular then called Something Sad. And it was about a ship called the Titan that hit an iceberg and sunk. Well, do you remember like when COVID first started? That's what I was thinking about. Yeah? Yeah. called Something Sad. And it was about a ship called the Titan that hit an iceberg and sunk. Well, do you remember like when COVID first started? That's what I was thinking about. Yeah? Yeah. It was like something went viral.

Like somebody found this like old Chinese book of Proverbs. Was it Confucius? No. No, whatever. Confucius didn't say. No, but it was like in the year 2021, a virus, Rona. Like it was so bizarre. Yeah, no, it was, there was a few things that started circulating,

but one of them was from a fictional book where there was an infectious disease that started in Wuhan because there is a laboratory there. And so they just, but then that turned out to be what happened. Interesting. And then also that fictional thing said it disappeared as fast as it appeared. And then that's how we know it's not true. That was a different thing. That was like some sort of omen it wasn't Confucius but it was it was a Confucius-y vibe it was a Confucius-y vibe yeah like I agree I agree it was like you

know how there are some people in the world I can only think of one that I read about on Daily Mail who like correctly predict like yes like elections and then like hundreds of major events and so and so there'll be a big thing in like we need to find some of like i can't explain it's like nostradamus yeah no but people were just like sending around all these spooky memes like during covid and i don't know if any of them were true but confucius definitely got in there yeah and i'm still waiting for it disappears as quickly as it comes yeah no that part um they definitely got wrong the whole thing here we are um well we have a great show for you guys today, of course.

We do. We have a lot to catch up on. A lot happened over the weekend. Let's just do it. So without further ado, if you're wondering where he is, he said he does not support the 700th episode. That's what he said. That's pretty much plain and simple.

He said, I'll see you for 701. Yeah, 100%. We should just get like new balloons every day. 701. 702. 703. Because we only get one new balloon every day. These are expensive, though. Balloons is the biggest crock of shit like as an industry it's literal plastic

guess how much these balloons cost three balloons 200 all right relax 100 but still like it's plastic and they're gonna be literally on the floor in an hour these ones do tend to last. Hopefully, we can save the two zeros for 800. Oh, yes. We'll store them in the closet. That would be funny if this really just turned into a calendar of what episode it is. No, I'm telling you, it's actually a good idea. It is a good idea.

We should just get, like, a clock, like a ticker. Yeah, it's like zero days without incident. Right. Like, 700 episodes without cancellation. Well, no, it's probably be like 100 hundred since without cancellation if we're being honest but you can't cancel someone who doesn't care so without further ado to do it is time you were saying yeah yeah sorry got sidetracked it is time for the fast five stories that you do need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast you do it's confirmed that you do need to know though um and today's episode

i'm not in the mood to try today's episode for 700 oh true oh wait for 700 i gotta do something big start again okay without further without further a do-do-do-do-do where are you not here he doesn't support us it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast i don't even know what i'm doing you look like you're at some shakespeare well i was gonna like pretend to have a heart attack but that's like insensitive even though our dad did that's insensitive to yourself yeah no literally and then i was i don't like i don't know i'm running out of ideas so i'll just stop okay today's episode is brought to you by honey we all shop online and we've all seen that promo code field taunt us at checkout.

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ethan hawking no the stephen hawking ethan hawke old man kevin bacon ethan hawke boyhood does he look like kevin bacon yeah a little bit same vibe you're thinking of the right person yeah okay you're warm. Yeah, for sure. Oh my God. Remember when we were kids? It's like, where is it? You're getting warmer. That was so stupid. Like, wasn't that just dumb?

Speaking of getting warmer. Wow, just cutting me off. Speaking of getting warm and steamy, JLo celebrates her 52nd birthday by kissing Ben Affleck on a luxe yacht. Ben Affleck. Did I say it again? Yeah. That was not intentional. No, I know. Sometimes you, like, Ben Affleck. Did I say it again? Yeah. That was not intentional.

No, I know. Sometimes you do it on purpose, and I know it's a joke, but you just like very, you said Ben Affleck. You know what? Let me live. Okay. J.Lo is done hiding her rekindled romance with Ben Affleck after sharing photos of the pair celebrating her 52nd birthday

while aboard a yacht in Saint-Tropez, exchanging a kiss. She captioned it, 5-2, what it do, a collection of Instagram photos featuring shots of her in a print bikini and a cover-up, the last of which by the actress smooching Ben Affleck and his hands are draped over her shoulders. No, it was a lot. Like, first they put up their own,

okay, so here's what happened, actually. Leah Remini, Remini, I don't know how to pronounce it, but I just die for her, had a birthday party. And she put up a little compilation video for her, had a birthday party. And she put up a little compilation video, like very mom on Facebook. It was like a video of pictures, you know? And she had a murmur photo booth at her birthday dinner. It was like a 50 person dinner. It was fabulous. Like mini, it was just stunning. And in her video montage, there was a murmur picture of her, JLo and Ben and that was like the first time and I was watching Daily Pop on Friday and they were talking about like do you think she got

permission to share this photo and Justin was like Leah's been in the business forever she's not gonna like blow up her best friend's spot so it was definitely like an approved posting by J-Lo so that really opened the door a little bit then this yacht trip just blew the whole thing wide open because not only were they photographed like paparazzi super clear photos grabbing the ass like doing the most.

But then also content was put out on J-Lo's personal Instagram. J-Lo put forth the content and said here we are. Cementing the relationship permanently. Right.

And I just I never when we spoke about this like a few weeks ago I was like happy for her but like I just like didn't really care. It wasn't doing that much for me.

But these photos are doing the most for me. Like Ben Affleck is hot again. And I think more people should be talking about that. Because he went through like a stage where he was just like not doing it for me. I think he's a super cutie. I'm just really happy for J-Lo. I guess I have to take back what I said. Like I really thought they might be just like business partners, you know, venturing into something.

And I think it's clear that they're romantically linked. I mean, do you grab your business partners ass like that? I mean, I am thought they might be just, like, business partners, you know, venturing into something. And I think it's clear that they're romantically linked. I mean, do you grab your business partner's ass like that? I mean, I am your business partner, so I wish you would grab my ass like that. If we were on the yacht in Saint-Tropez, that's what I would be doing, for sure. So, yeah, I guess these two are dating. Yeah, I guess it's pretty safe to say that they're confirmed. Yeah, also, and some, like, sadder news is that a rod is also in san trope like just being thirst monster per usual you know and he's like on a bigger yacht but it doesn't matter lonely

i don't care what yacht he's on also like can you find mother bay no i know like go to nice you know like just there's a million islands uh-huh go to greece but like everyone's in san trope right now you know right But like he should really stay away. No, it's honestly embarrassing for him. And I don't know if he's like purposely like, I think the media has a lot to do with like, you know, A-Rod's on his boat while J-Lo and A-Rod, you know, and I don't know if he's like necessarily following them around, but the way it's being depicted is giving him such illusory vibes. And he needs like, he needs a major PR move because right now he's losing so hardcore.

Like not only did he disgrace arguably one of the hottest women on the planet and like one of the most well-respected as well. He's now losing in the aftermath of the relationship. Like he hasn't been linked to anyone. He's alone on his boat going down the slide. Like there's nothing there. With mystery girls. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just think he needs help. I agree. He needs to like just make himself scarce and a little bit more mysterious and leave us wanting more. Yeah, like I almost feel bad for him, you know, because and this happens like most recently reminds me of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green. He's in a better place now.

But like when Megan Fox like bounced out of Brian Austin Green's house and became like a part of this Insta obsessed couple, it was like pathetic for Brian Austin Green's house and became like a part of this insta obsessed couple it was like pathetic for Brian Austin Green yeah even though like he was mean to her and like JLo was cheated on by A-Rod right so like I don't really feel that bad for you but like when someone's winning publicly so hard I actually can't help but feel bad for the other person even if they were wrong in the relationship do you know what I'm saying I do know what you're saying I don't feel bad yet no but I'm really like it's just getting good the Daily Mail like had this picture of him like you know what you're saying? I don't feel bad yet. No, but I'm really getting there. I feel like it's just getting good. The Daily Mail had this picture of him. His arms were crossed over his chest.

He was going down this big inflatable slide. And it was just like, it's lonely at the top. You could have the biggest yacht in the bay, but you're alone. And it's sad. It's lonely at the top of the slide. It's lonely at the top of the inflatable slide, sure and he has like the biggest yeah i can't i need to see that picture it's pathetic like it really is so like i i'm sorry i'm human i'm starting to feel bad for him i'm not there yet i'm just really enjoying this moment because i do feel

like i didn't allow myself to get excited about all the previous moments because i i just felt like it could still be speculation somehow but here's the question i'm getting in and out of the same range rover like wasn't enough for me but like last week they were shopping for houses together like maybe like he was just maybe they were like about to go into like an investment together like still i just like you're so you're so scared of being like presumptuous that you become like a conspiracy theorist i just don't want to get hurt that's fair that's actually so fair and i also feel like so many times with these with couples like we jump to conclusions and that's how I wind up like building ships that fucking sink yeah so not like a rods not like a rod ship ship oh it's huge yeah but so is the Titanic so I'm really happy for you know it's just tough it's always like when I mean I've only had one

boyfriend so I've never been there but I imagine for other people like when someone you were with gets back with someone they were like with previously because it was like was it always about them right how's Anna de Armas feeling right or like or right like for both of them on both sides every totally how's Jennifer Garner feeling not well oh that's not well because she came right after and she thought that she was the one I mean I actually feel actually feel like Jennifer Garner could not care less, because she was tortured by him for so long. He was in such a bad place. Like, he was so unwell.

And she, like, got a boyfriend and got engaged, and, like, he's hot. He's a businessman. But I'm sure she's just, like, happy to be. It all looks so fun when you're watching pictures on the Daily Mail on a yacht, but, like, at home. She's happy to be rid of him, you think? And his problems, for sure. I don't think so I just feel like there's a part of her that's like extremely um insecure no I don't want to say like serious like serious isn't the word competitive is not the word but just like

I feel the word competitive and I feel the word serious where it's just like in in the so far the narrative up until this point had been like he left JLo literally like at the altar and then found his true love in Jennifer Garner they got married they like and then and she was the one you know what it's reminding me of and then everything that came after was just like okay the like you know he's obviously in a crisis mode yeah and now it's like was JLo the one that got away it's very Cash Trina and Cinco yes these people who knew each other for three weeks you know what I'm saying it's a similar Trina and Cinco yes it is who knew each other for three weeks you know what I'm saying it's a similar love triangle yeah though I am behind yeah and that's always like

what I think like with Morgan Stewart like the queen like a lot of people don't know like her husband now they used to date yeah so now do you think like Brendan is like oh my god it was always Jordan because like it was always Jordan 100% and it was and like you know you just can't stop true love no you can't and you shouldn't try and that's why it's it'll always be maverick that's why it'll always be maverick um did maverick see that episode with tyler say do you think um he was quaking no i don't think he did that's good better for his mental health for sure are you ready for our next story yeah it's a little it's actually like a lot of news that you know transpired over the weekend and um we got to talk about it Kanye West is now living at Atlanta Stadium to finish his album Donda so on Friday or Thursday night

he held a listening party for Donda at Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta Kim was there the kids were there everything was like so fabulous for me personally they were wearing matching outfits they were wearing matching outfits and I I'm not going to venture to say like just I don't want to get my heart broken I'm not going to say they're back together because she was there but they're on good terms and that means everything to me yeah of course because honestly like what I was really worried about was Kim and Kanye were good for each other for a lot of reasons but for Kim like he she was really his muse and I think a lot we were talking about how like some of her looks in Rome were like a little weird and like maybe she lost the Kanye effect but as long as I really want them of course they'll always be in each other's lives for co-parenting reasons but I want them to still

support each other's art yeah and seeing her there looking so sickening obviously styled by Kanye because they were both wearing like the same shade of like Kanye Yeezy gap red and like that just made me feel relieved yeah I do feel relieved I don't think he'll be styling her anymore and I I do feel like already we're seeing the change in her style based on the lack of his influence not like I mean she always looks amazing but she was always like on the complete cutting edge of fashion with him and now she's just like doing her own thing whatever yeah but I just really am glad to see it's not even of course they're going to co-parent for the kids but it's like they're publicly supporting each other yes Yes. It's all good.

It's mostly good. Yeah, the album never came out. Right. Then the album never came out. It was supposed to come out on Friday. Now it's coming out August 6th, which I personally was feeling okay about because I'm just feeling overwhelmed. I agree. With content in general, and I just didn't have the bandwidth to sit down with my earphones and listen to a whole album.

I just couldn't. I agree. I actually couldn't. I agree. I actually wasn't ready for it. Especially not by Monday, like with a review for the toasters. Yeah, no. And this is so Kanye and art takes time. And I'm in no rush. But it was like, because he did the listening party,

there were so many collabs. Jay-Z is on it, which is just like really interesting and something I think we should talk about. Because as we know, they haven't been on good terms for a while. And I don't know what the root of the problem was, but I always felt like Beyonce didn't like him. Yeah. I'm sure it is deeper than that, honestly.

And also, like, Kanye wanted to borrow money. Remember when Kanye was in debt? Right. And there was, like, money stuff, too, which is always icky. Right. But I'm sure. And that's what we knew publicly. I'm sure there was so much privately that we didn't know.

But it's nice to see them back together. That's what everyone is talking about. This collab. First one since Watch the Throne. And I guess he needs to perfect the album. And now he's living in Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Recording and finalizing the album. Yes.

I read it on Dumont. And then like it got picked up everywhere. He basically just really liked the vibe of the stadium. And he didn't leave. And then I saw. And now he's like going to events at the stadium. It was like a concert or something. And like I saw him in the same outfit. he was wearing during the listening party that red outfit

and like the pantyhose on his head yeah he was wearing it again yeah so um I guess that's cool I just I feel like maybe it's like something about the acoustics of the stadium maybe they go in there when maybe maybe he had his listening party heard his song in a stadium for the first time and it wasn't exactly what he wanted it to be and now he's workshopping everything with that stadium acoustics and that's why he won't leave the stadium because I can imagine there are so many more comfortable studio options I mean I'm not personally going to even attempt to understand the logic behind like why Kanye does what Kanye does he's an artist he's a free thinker so I don't really I'm not craving an explanation, if that makes sense.

I'm going with stadium acoustics. That actually sounds like a very reasonable response. Right. But I don't know. People do crazy things all the time when they're artists, you know? Yeah. I mean, I know I do. I'm constantly creating.

Constantly creating. You are. So that's exciting. August 6th, Donda. We'll see you there. I'm sure it's going to be awesome. I know. The song from the,

we reported on it before when you were gone. One of the songs was in the Beats by Dre commercial with Sha'Carri Richardson. It sounded really good. And then there's clips like being put out

from the listening party and it sounds great. Right. It sounds like really good actually. I want to listen like an album form. I haven't listened to any clips from the party.

Did you watch the Beats by Dre commercial? Yes. He's done miracles on me. Really good. Really good. I'm really excited. I mean, we have not gotten

our sheet music yet, so that's how we know the album isn't coming. That it's not ready. Speaking of 700 episodes, that is definitely a career high. Mm-hmm.

I would say that's in the top 10 of all 700 episodes. Was performing exclusively close on Sunday. If you guys are new here, what was the last album called?

Jesus is King. I got an email like on a Monday night saying, hi, this is Stephanie. What's her name? At Yeezy.com. She sent us sheet music of a new Kanye song. Well,

it's old now. It was called close on Sunday. She wanted us to perform it. She wanted to hear our take on it. And she sent us the sheet music. And I was like, can I get an MP3? She was like no so we had to well Jackie really did because we took music theory growing up Jackie whipped out her keyboard we performed it it's honestly

on YouTube you should check it out I pretty much watch that um once a day oh I don't it's so good I'm not thrilled with my performance oh really me neither and I've actually never been so nervous like I was more nervous to do that than I was to perform at the Beacon Theater. Like I had the biggest pit. I was freaking out, right? I agree. I think that's more nerve wracking. Yeah.

Also a highlight of the toast for me is when we performed your song on the episode, the day that it dropped. Of course. The speaker died. The speaker died, but our spirits didn't. And that was just the craziest thing that's ever happened. That's one of my favorite toast moments ever top 10 of all time i agree all the halloween episodes are in there so that's how

many halloweens have we done four kardashians jonas brothers royal family oh because breath wasn't yeah it's a three kanye performing toast that's five and we have to fill up the other five for our top 10 episodes i'm sure it'll come to us while we're sitting here. Yeah, because Roscoe Flats is definitely in there for me. Oh, good stuff. Mad good stuff. May I? Yes, because it's time for our next story.

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for not attending the movie premiere. She's lying. Everyone here is lying. I agree that this doesn't feel 100% truthful. So as you may or may not know, Lala Ken, Vanderpump Rules, her fiance, her husband, they got married? No, fiance still.

Oh my God, I can't keep up. Everyone's wedding's getting postponed. I know, I know. And then they just do it. Right, and it's like a small backyard ceremony and then you forget about it. But I do think it's fiance still. Her fiance, Randall, is a movie producer and he... Sorry, sorry, continue.

It's okay. Ignore me. Movie producer. He made a movie called Midnight in the Switchgrass, which filmed like right before COVID. Machine Gun Kelly is in it. Megan Fox is in it. That is where they met. Oh, yeah.

Bruce Willis. But this is so not about him. Oh, that's where they met. And apparently Emile Hirsch also says on the poster. And that's where Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox met. Very exciting. I think Megan Fox is a star because she's technically on the poster. And Machine Gun Kelly, it's a small bit for him.

But whatever. They met. And it's good. And so you would think they would like highly regard this movie right because it's where they met but the movie just came out and they were not at the premiere they said that you know with COVID cases spiking in California they just did not feel safe and then Lala posted a photo to her Instagram story of her at the premiere in front of the poster her body is covering Megan Fox and her caption is cutting uh covering Megan Fox's name in the poster and people were thinking that is because she's like mad at Megan for not

promoting this movie that Rand made and that Megan is starring in yeah of course and then I think I saw a tweet and I don't know if it was fake but it was Machine Gun being like why would I go promote a movie I was in for five minutes right but and then also there's an old Instagram live clip that's floating around now where Machine and Megan are like just going live and talking about stuff and then they said like that they pretty if they're in a movie like they'll pretty much you know they're just like acting in a movie he's like except for the one and they were like laughing about got it yeah well this makes me sad because they've been on Lala and Randall's podcast so I thought they were for sure like two power couples like loving each other up but it appears as though that that is not the case

no I mean maybe it started out as the case but then maybe you know maybe they watched the movie and they just like weren't feeling proud of it well I have to say Randall isn't known for making good movies like mostly all of them are actually bad not all of no not they're all like incredibly low rated on Rotten Tomatoes yeah but I think they're like the one lone survivor oh is that did he do that yeah okay well the John Travolta one Gotti was meant to be good yeah but it's like literally one of the lowest rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes in history right but I feel like they had every intention of it being a good film well I don't think people set out to make bad sometimes you're like this is just like corny direct-to-dvd let's yeah we know what we're doing here let's just do it yeah that's even sadder yeah so this actually makes me

really sad because of course lala's shading her and to pretend like she's not like just own it right so now i feel like maybe this this whole drama got like really messy and like no one in the movie i'm sure bruce willis is like get me out of this no pictures and all of this stuff bruce willis being dragged into this drama is so embarrassing yeah well so Lala said my mom quickly took a picture of me I was just standing next to the poster she said pose I want to get a picture I quickly um she said she was excited for the movie and posted it and then went in to watch the film so she's saying there was no shade it was just like an accident I mean that's possible but there's more evidence to support that that it was

completely shady so there's so much space on top of the poster for her to put her caption it's so intentional it's so intentional and if you look at the photo you don't see anything wrong with it but then if you look at what the movie poster actually looks like it's incredibly intentional yeah but maybe she just wants to clean up this mess because nobody's associated with the movie wants to deal with it yeah no and it's this is also just like really shining a light on how lame this movie was because if they all just went to the premiere would have been like oh a movie I'm not gonna see but now it's like well why not because the movie was bad and it's just like really making an emphasis on the fact that Randall made

another bad movie. I don't know I feel like ultimately it would probably lead to more eyeballs if everyone went to the premiere we'd just see pictures and be like okay that movie they were in but now it's like how bad it could it be? How bad could it be? Let let me watch this is actually also an interesting conversation because I was um on TikTok and I saw like a bunch of different celebrities talking about this and I think Kevin Hart has gotten in trouble for this like if you're in a movie is it on you to promote it because you're a part of the film like you should want to promote your project or should you be paid by the studio to promote it what do you think because remember when those sony emails got hacked yes no i know exactly what you're talking and kevin hart was like those emails he got so much shit for it like he wanted to be paid to promote his movie because that's his his time okay here's what i think i

don't but who cares what i think but this is what i think i care a lot if you're in a movie you should have to go to the premiere yeah of course as far as posting on your social channels you should be able to work that into your deal for payment especially if like you have a really big following and that's probably why they wanted you in the movie to begin with right but then also a lot of people um so like if Kevin Hart didn't go to the premiere of his own movie that he was starring in he's on the poster I'd be like oh I would also just be like why were you in the movie if you if you don't want to be a part of the movie yeah and a lot of the bigger celebrity that you get a lot of times you take like a small salary up front and then you get a huge piece of the movie and that's how like Julia Roberts made

all of her money she was like the first celebrity to really do it so in that case you should want to be on every red carpet because the more successful the movie is the more money that you make it's not like a guarantee right so I just thought it was interesting um it is interesting and I do think that there is definitely there's definitely beef here yeah well the video that I was watching was um about the movie Precious Monique said she only got paid fifty thousand dollars to do that movie and then they wanted her to fly to Cannes and she was like are you kidding yeah she was like no pay me they're like we'll give you a hotel room and a suite and she was like no was this unrelated to this you just saw that separately or yeah so that's separately but it is

a conversation in Hollywood like should celebrities have to be paid to promote their own movies or should it just be a part of their job I think it depends on what we're talking about in terms of promoting like this premiere was in LA they live in LA like they should have went but but if you want someone to go to Cannes like you're you better fly them to Cannes and put them up. 100%. Yeah. 100%. Okay, you ready for our next story? I guess. It's some fancy royal adjacent wedding news. F-R-A-J-N? Yeah.

Was that right? Fancy royal adjacent. W-N. No, no J, yeah. Princess Diana's niece, Kitty Spencer, marries billionaire Michael Lewis. So Princess Diana's 30-year-old niece, Lady Kitty Spencer, who you might be like, what? Who?

Why? She went viral at the wedding of Harry and Meghan, I think. She did? Yeah. That's how she got all of her Instagram followers because she went to the wedding of like a royal wedding and she was so stunning and sickening that everyone was like, who is this girl? I just think it's worth

mentioning like I knew her before and No you found out like I don't think you realize that's how you discovered her but that's how you discovered her.

Are you ready? Lady Kitty Spencer follows me on Instagram so I followed her back so I knew her before everyone else did. You only followed her back once you knew

who she was which was from the wedding Claudia. No I'm telling you. No I don't because Simon knows her. Simon was at the wedding. I saw Simon was at the wedding. Simon's posting those premium pictures. Simon is so cool. I saw Simon was at the wedding. No, I'm telling you. No, I don't because Simon knows her. Simon was at the wedding. I saw Simon was at the wedding.

Simon's posting those premium pictures. Simon is so cool. I saw Simon was at the wedding. He's so cool. He said so many people have amazing love stories, but he loves kitties and Michaels the most. I know. That was really kind.

I was like, so do I then. Yeah, me too. Okay. Princess Diana's 30-year-old niece, Lady Kitty Spencer, has married a 62-year-old billionaire, Michael Lewis. Oh, jealous.

The pair exchange vows at Villa Aldobradini in Rome on Sunday with the bride wearing a gown by Dolce & Gabbana, a designer she has modeled for since 2017, The Sun reported. If you follow her on Instagram, like we both do, she's always posting Dolce, Bulgari. She's just like... Yeah, she's like the fashion it girl of London. Every brand wants to work with her.

So I'm sure there was literally a million designers clamoring to make her wedding dress, which is like such a crazy feeling. And I saw a lot of like mixed reviews about her dress. I thought it was stunning. I didn't see any reviews, but it was stunning. Spectacular. Spectacular, royal, classic, sickening.

Traditional, modern, everything. Never been done before, but is traditional. Yeah, no, it's like, it's timeless. It really is like I feel like that photo and like the royal wedding book will age very well oh for sure this is a dress that will age well it's just like stunning visuals and if you're interested in like royal randomness like this is she's a great follow yeah no because she's like stunning she lives this it's it's literally a life nobody has it's so outrageous like and now she's a billionaireist. So like it's only going to go up

from here. I really suggest following her on Instagram. She's cousins with William and Harry. Yeah but I feel like she doesn't like they don't like associate with each other. No except for the wedding where she went to and she went viral. Right right right right. Yeah and Harry wasn't at the wedding. So like does does Lady... Neither was William. Well, of course not. Does Princess... That's actually kind of weird. Like, why wouldn't they go to their cousin's wedding? I don't know, in Italy?

COVID. Yeah, maybe it was small. Well, here's my question. Maybe they hate each other. For sure. What was my question? My question was such. We were talking about them being cousins yeah I don't remember

but a lot of people oh yes so of course Kitty is like famous for being Diana's niece but also being everything of the sort I think she's mostly famous for being everything of the sort and then her fame was cinched by the fact that she's Diana's niece because does Diana have other nieces I'm sure Diana has other nieces and I'm pretty sure has other nieces. And I'm pretty sure Kitty has sisters. Yeah. Or like brothers. Like nephews of Diana. Yeah. But they're not Kitty. Because Kitty is Kitty.

So I was like, is she special? Or is she just the only last remaining niece? She's special. She is. Okay. For sure. That was my question. And then my other thing was a lot of people are all verklempt that like she's 30, he's

62. But he's a millionaire. So age doesn't matter. Simon said it's his favorite love story. Yeah. So it's obviously something remarkable. Simon is a trustworthy guy. No, totally.

And Simon was posting the most premium pics. Because I was at Surf Lodge wasted this weekend. I'm like, where are you? He's like, I'm in Rome. I'm like, oh my, you're going to a royal wedding? And I'm eating chicken fingers at Surf Lodge. Honestly, I think I would prefer to have been at Surf Lodge. Everyone has their own journey.

100%. 100%. 100%. So also, just a fun fact for any Redheads readers out there, Lady Kitty Spencer, the Spencer household, Diana Spencer as well, it's part of the Spencer Churchill household, which is the family that Consuelo Vanderbilt married into, and they reside at Blenheim Palace.

Blenheim Palace. Which the Blenheim pups are named after. It's really just a beautiful full circle. So Kitty's mom is Diana's sister. Dad. Oh, okay. Because whatever happened, because in The Crown, William. The sister that he was.

Charles came over to date Diana's sister and Diana slithered in there and stole him. Yeah. What happened to that girl? I don't know. Is she alive? I'm sure. But she's not related to Kitty through blood? She is.

Kitty's auntie. Through marriage? No. Diana has a younger brother. That's Kitty's dad. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Oh, that's why she's Spencer. Well, that also definitely helps.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very interesting. Well, wishing her and her rich husband all the best all the best you guys should check out her instagram and check out her look because it was quite sickening also i'm um looking forward to the honeymoon content i feel like it'll be really good private jets i feel like they're gonna go to san tropez everyone's in san tropez i know but i feel

like she doesn't post like iphone photos it's only like if someone's shooting her like a bulgari photo shoot right and it's always a Bulgari photo shoot. Always. And honestly, I relate to her. Like, it's so hard to have to do so many photo shoots for so many designers. Like, this one brand, Shop Morning Toes, like, they don't stop taking photos of me. It's so annoying. I can't.

Shop Morning Toes is going to design your wedding dress. Literally. It's going to be a crew neck dress. With a TMT patch on the breast someone please make a graphic of like what a crew neck dress would look like on a body like just take one of my wedding pictures i'm actually so curious because that would be so funny a crew neck dress that is so funny honestly if i could redo my wedding, I would fucking do it. Or my after party dress would just be an oversized crew neck in white with TMT on the side. So cute.

So cute. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh my God, already? Already. Time flies when it's your 700th episode. I know. But is today's fifth story brought to you by Bowling Branch or not? Should I just go?

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She said, it's so exciting. We found out right after the wedding. I've wanted to be a mom for a long time and I always imagined creating a family with someone I love so much and expanding my love with Adam into a human. I can't even imagine. They conceived on their honeymoon so this is a honeymoon bebe and they are expecting in January they're such a fabulous couple beyond fabulous I'm really happy for them

they found love in a hopeless place bachelor in paradise they really did and I feel like we forget like when we think about the successful couples of bachelor nation I always forget about them because they met on paradise and they're just so low key. Like they just moved to Dallas and lived their fucking lives. And I think we knew that this was coming. She said on her podcast Girls Night, which was date night with her and Adam, they wanted to take a step back. They were thinking of starting a family. So I'm really happy for them. It was premium content and she's she's really like the sweetest girl. She is. And I'm so happy for them. I'm really happy for them. The content was very premium. The pictures were sickening and I'm happy for the Gottschalk Gates family. Also speaking of Bachelor Nation I am on Jason Tardik's podcast today. I saw. I recorded a long time ago and I

was kind of nervous to do it because it's all about like money and I'm like weird. I mean I think like a lot of people are weird like when talking about money or like business but I actually really liked it. I think it's a really great idea for a podcast. It's all about like, it's called Trading Secrets. So like you're trading secrets with someone from different industries and just all about like how you make money and how you sustain life as an influencer.

And I had a really good time. So if you want to check that out, you should do that. You should definitely check that out. Definitely. 100%. So that's it. Like, are we going to wrap up? That's our show, 700.

Anything you want to say? I was just going to ask you the same. I don't know. Just feeling grateful, excited about the future, grateful for the past. So many memories. Yeah. I don't know if I'm, like, grateful for the past. But it made you the woman that you are here.

It did. Constantly looking forward. Constantly looking forward. Anything that you want to change for 701 Plus? That's a good question. I mean we recently did our podcast reviews so I feel like I got a lot of constructive criticism yeah um and so moving forward I'm gonna constantly um just try to keep my talking to a normal pace I'm going

to it wasn't a complaint it wasn't fast talking no it should be I listened to the episode I'm like what the fuck are these hookers saying like I have no idea what they're saying um so I'm gonna work on that I'm definitely gonna try and sing more more than ever I'm actually working on new music I think that that was the feedback that we received most was please sing more yeah no and it was like overwhelming and really humbling because you know my true like I love what we do here but you know if I could have any job in the world I would want to be like a famous pop star yeah um and so for people just to kind of like see that in us was so humbling right we didn't sing once today not even for 700 not even oh not even for the final story I know I thought triangles the where are they wait we okay so a couple what before you left so like maybe two

weeks ago we were getting really into our final story song which if you don't know it goes a little something like this it's the final story and we were you were saying how we really need like a percussion the note that we end on would sound beautiful with a triangle so I think that we should end the show with our rendition of final story but I think we should try and find a way to say it's a 700 yeah the only thing is that we can't find the triangles where did i put them that's a great question i know i feel like they're on the shelves they're in like i put wait i put them all in like one thing of course like i never know where i put anything oh god just you hold down the fort i'll be right back okay and then will you get into your head it's the 700th i keep saying 700th but it's 700th with Ben Affleck.

Nice. She found them. We are in business. Wow. Those are so cute. They're Amazon's finest instruments. Okay. Brand new.

This one was mine. That one's yours because I opened this one. Okay. And that's my tapper. Yeah. Take it out of the thing. ASMR. Which side do you think we hit it with the rubber or the no uh i think rubber oh that's beautiful okay rubber and hold from the top yeah okay it's the set oh what are we doing oh my god sorry i wasn't listening to anything you

were saying before i was busy busy looking for the triangles. It's the seventh hundredth. Seventh hundredth? Sorry, I keep talking. Seventh hundredth, seventh hundredth. Yes, yes. If you were listening to me, you would have known I was struggling with that.

Okay, okay. It's the seventh hundredth. Do do do do. Do do do do do. No, no, no, it's not a drum. It's not a drum, sorry. Okay, we just sing normally, and then the last note, we do a little ring. So we bought these to play it once?

Once a day. No, okay. You do the final one. I will improvise percussion-wise. It sounded good. It was okay. It lingers too long. It sounded good.

I could stop it. It's the 700th. 700. 700th. 700th. 700th. 700th. 700th episode number 700. Where do you get it? You're using the wrong side.

Fuck. No, it sounds the same. No, but you have to, like, give it, like, a... It's more the wrist. Does it only play one note? Yeah. Oh, that's a good question. No, it should have to like give it like a. It's more than just only play one note. Yeah. Oh, that's a good question. No, it should play different notes.

Is this annoying? It's a one note. It's a. Whatever we got. We should get like some nails and just hang it up here. So for easy access. That's our 700th show, you guys. You are the best.

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