The Toast - S4 Ep133: 1 + 1 = Sock: Tuesday, July 27th, 2021

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

Simone Biles Suddenly Exits Women's Team Event but Says She's 'Okay' and Will Be Back for Other Finals (PEOPLE) 'The Crown' turned down Sarah Ferguson's offer to be a royal adviser (Page Six...) Scott Disick bails on event after asking small-town restaurant for private jet (Page Six) Issa Rae Marries Longtime Beau Louis Diame in Custom Vera Wang Dress: 'So Real and Special' (PEOPLE) Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola confirms Christian Biscardi breakup (Page Six) Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. I hope everyone's having an amazing day. So far, so good. I mean, really, I can't complain. No, not for me. Oh, I can complain. But like we said, Tuesday is really like a sleeper day of the week that really sucks. It does. Like, it's just so... It's nowhere. Yeah. It's taken us nowhere. We've gotten nowhere. But these days, Tuesday is more exciting because we're doing Deer Toasters on a Tuesday. Oh, I forgot. This is our first week. We've gotten kind of crazy over here changing things up.
Starting point is 00:00:31 We used to do Deer Toasters on Wednesday. Now we do it on Tuesdays. So get ready for it. Watch out, world. Watch out. We didn't do Deer Toasters last week. So we have a lot of advice to give. I did while you were on vacation.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Oh, really? Don't downplay my hard work. Me and Tyler C. I saw a comment. Where's your toasters? With Tyler C. Like, me and Tyler C dished out advice. He was being very kind.
Starting point is 00:00:52 It was actually similar dynamic. Oh, really? Because you're usually, like, nice. You think so? I feel like my brand of advice is tough love. Like, that's me. Yeah. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Okay, whatever. He was being really kind and generous and I was just more like cut that toxic bitch out yeah it was a really good balance of different energies yeah like whatever advice you were actually looking for you could probably find right somewhere in the middle between me and Tyler like he was too nice I'm like Tyler I think people are walking all over you are you worried about him also no tonight's the night I'm so excited for him Tyler on Watched Robbins Live with Luann de la Seps oh my god so Roni's on tonight I don't know I've read somewhere Real Hot Stats of Beverly Hills is not on this week I wish every TV show would just pause because I'm
Starting point is 00:01:32 so invested in the Olympics I was literally watching Japan versus oh no China versus Brazil this morning and beach volleyball like I'll watch anything you know and that's kind of where my priorities are and all these shows like Love Island I know Big Brother's on right now I really just can't balance it I'm feeling very underwater you know yeah no it is a little disrespectful disrespectful for Love Island like the show is never on and the two weeks that is on is the same as the Olympics no it's disgusting show that you need to watch every single night but I am all caught up and this is not a spoiler but because you're 1,000 episodes behind I'm very behind I'm going to catch up but I will allow you to spoil it for me. No I'm not gonna spoil anything but we
Starting point is 00:02:08 Casa Amor happened. What do you think? And it's really bothering me like I feel very protective over these girls. The OGs. Yeah and now there's a big ceremony and everyone left. No I won't spoil that for you. Okay. So it's just like really bothering me not seeing the new girls. No, not seeing the old girls in Casa Amor with new guys, but seeing the old guys with new girls. Right. Who are so disrespectful. Like literally there was this girl. I just hated her from the second she started because one, she was just giving me bad energy. And two, like when the girls knew they were leaving for Casa Amor and the boys were out of the house,
Starting point is 00:02:41 they all like left cute little things in their boyfriend's cubbies, you know? And Kira, even though I don't like her she's so lame she like left this note with lipstick on will's mirror and a kiss and the girls the new girls got to the house before the guys got back and they wiped off her message it was like so rude this one girl did it and she was like bye and i'm like you are doing too much like we don't know you yet like you're now a villain in my eyes i know but those girls have to come in so hot because they need to make a splash one like they need to be memorable if they're not gonna move on yeah forward like you know this is a job they're on tv and chill like they're they are trying to steal someone's man and get a spot in the house it's it's cutthroat there's a girl who
Starting point is 00:03:15 knows shannon she's like i'm really good friends with shannon's little sister i'm like i think josh is hot josh didn't even look at her like that is so crazy isn't casa more just it's really actually annoying me because first of all, I just learned everyone's names and now I have 10 more people whose names I need to remember. But you won't need to remember them because there's only so many beds
Starting point is 00:03:33 in the main house. A lot of people have to go home. It makes me feel weird. Yeah, Casa Amor, anything can happen in Casa Amor. So true. So true. I was just going to say
Starting point is 00:03:42 one more thing about Love Island, but now I can no longer recall. Well, you have to get all caught up so we can do a proper recap. But I'm just, once again, I feel like I say the same thing every time we recap the show. Loving being a part of something. Yes. Oh, this is what I was going to say. Did you hear this rumor? And I only saw it once and I didn't look into it at all.
Starting point is 00:04:00 So maybe it's not a thing that Will and Kira were dating before the show. No. I saw. I don't know where I saw it. Where'd you see it? I don't know, someone like commented, maybe on like one of our things, like that that is what's going on. It's definitely believable
Starting point is 00:04:13 because they're so weird and like hot and heavy and they both like just happen to be interested in like the same things, like meditation, you know? Yeah. So just keep your eye out for that. That be crazy a true shocker yeah but I mean whatever they're pretty irrelevant I mean who knows what happens now but so irrelevant you know it's like bachelor in paradise once you're like all loved up it's like you go into your yeah and there's something just like not even cute about them because I could argue that Shannon and Josh are like just as coupled up not as they're
Starting point is 00:04:42 actually like a little less but they're not boring at all. Like I'd die for them. Yeah. I agree. They're just two boring people. Agreed. Like all they do is yoga and like make smoothies and eggs. And kiss.
Starting point is 00:04:52 All the time. Okay. So that was like our unofficial Love Island recap. But we're going to get back into the TV recaps this week. Yeah. Starting tomorrow. Roni. This is what we were talking about when we started.
Starting point is 00:05:04 We'll see what's on this week. But I'm really just, like I said, proud American. Yeah starting tomorrow. This is this is what we were talking about when we started. We'll see what's on this week but I'm really just like I said proud American. Yeah exactly. We have some Olympics news to cover which is just like really crazy so I think we should get into everything because we have a lot to cover today. So without further ado where are you? He's busy. Busy cool. Don't at him. Booked and busy. Also doesn't want to support us for 701. Keep that in mind. We have a happy 701st episode, you guys. Yes, we're going to put the balloons back up for 702. It is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.
Starting point is 00:05:33 And it should come as a surprise to absolutely no one that today's episode is brought to you by Brosh, the best electric toothbrush on the market. Take it from me and the thousands of toasters who have upgraded their dental hygienic experience. And I know we have some RDHh toasters registered dental hygienists so you gotta get your hands on a bruce the best and most affordable electric toothbrush on the market it comes with six unique modes to customize your brushing experience it has a four-week battery life a magnetic charging stand and a compact travel case they also offer a subscription program so you never
Starting point is 00:06:01 forget to change your brush head again bruce will ship you new replacement heads every six months so you're never stuck using a worn down brush head. It also offers a very sleek design. A modern, aesthetically pleasing design that comes in trend-driven seasonal colors and it looks great on your bathroom counter. Jackie and I have been Bruch-ing for over a year now and like I'm stunning. So if you want to be stunning, get your hands on a Bruch. And you can get 15% off your Bruch toothbrush kit and the refill plan when you use promo code TOAST at bruch.com. That's 15% off using promo code TOAST at B-R-U-U-S-H dot com.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Love it. Thank you for that. First story. Pleasure. Big Olympics news. O-B-O-N. Simone Biles suddenly exits women's team event but says she's okay and will be back for other finals.
Starting point is 00:06:45 In a surprise reversal of her Tokyo Olympic hopes, Simone Biles exited the women's gymnastics team final early on Tuesday night in Japan after briefly leaving the competition floor following a botched showing on The Vault, her first event. Gymnastics officials said it was health-related, but were not more specific. Speaking with reporters after the final ended, Biles said she was, quote, okay, just dealing with some things internally, which will get fixed out in the next couple of days.
Starting point is 00:07:09 She said she planned to return for Thursday's all-around final. In a statement to People and other outlets, USA Gymnastics said during the event that, quote, Simone has withdrawn from the team final competition due to a medical issue. She will be assessed daily to determine medical clearance for future competitions. Biles, the reigning Olympic all-around champion and five-time medalist, initially left the floor with the team's medical trainer following her vault routine in which she bailed on her planned Aminar vault for an easier one and a half twist and posted a 13.766.
Starting point is 00:07:38 That is the lowest vault score of Biles' Olympic career and event in which she has dominated for years until now. Soon after leaving, Biles returned to the floor before the U.S. competed on the uneven bars. She was seen hugging her teammates. And as she remained on the side, she was dressed in her white Team USA warm-up gear. Jordan Childs, who was in reserve for that event, replaced her. Okay, like, I know that there's a really good support system like Sunili, Jordan Childs. Like, I'm really not worried.
Starting point is 00:08:02 But I'm worried about Simone. I really am. And honestly, like, I've just been watching a lot of Olympics I don't know if I've been mentioning that and we as a country are stinking it up like every time I'm watching we're losing and like our kind of saving grace is like it's fine like Simone will win all of our medals back Simone Simone Simone and of course that's a lot of pressure to put on a young woman but like I I've definitely been a part of the problem I'm not gonna lie um and now it's like okay we don't have Simone like we stink I feel like this might be like the first Olympics
Starting point is 00:08:29 where like we don't win I know there's not like an official winner but like whoever has the most medals whoever has the most medals and like you know you you said you watch a lot of events and especially towards the end like the big ones and it's like who's coming out on top and there's just like a sort of sense of I guess it's literally day two so it's not fair of me to say but like Katie Ledecky lost to that Australian girl I'm like everyone is just like a sort of sense of, I guess it's literally day two. So it's not fair of me to say, but like Katie Ledecky lost to that Australian girl. I'm like, everyone is just like not winning gold. And yes, silver is good. As I say, like literally never moving a day in my life, but it's just not gold.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Yeah, I agree. I mean, there was a quote yesterday from Simone that she felt like she had the weight of the world on her shoulders. She does. And I can imagine that she does, you know, this like goat title that she holds. Like it must be so much pressure, especially when you're competing like on an individual. Like it's not like when you're in a team sport and you're in like you have other people you can bounce off of like.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Well, gymnastics is a team and an individual sport. When you do your individual thing, you're acting on your own. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So unclear the exact reason why she left. They cited medical issues, but that yes, yes, yes. So unclear the exact reason why she left. They cited medical issues, but that could be physical or mental. Right. And I can imagine the mental weight of it all is a lot, like literally an entire country, the greatest in the world, is like on your back, like no one will leave her alone. Yeah. I just wonder, I mean, I wonder if it is like this mental,
Starting point is 00:09:42 this pressure that she's under that's like, you know, really stymieing her performance. I wonder, maybe she can consult with other athletes. There are so many in the village. What do people do in order to sort of alleviate that pressure? I literally think the only person that Simone could actually speak to who would understand what she's going through is like Michael Phelps. Like all these other athletes are so excited to be there. Of course, they don't feel the pressure. I think of course there's pressure with any competition, but like the pressure that she feels is so like on a global level. I think the only person who could literally offer any sort of insight is Michael Phelps.
Starting point is 00:10:13 And I would really encourage her to knock on his door or maybe he should knock on her door or just call him up. Cause he's not in. Yes, he is. Oh, he's in Tokyo. He is,
Starting point is 00:10:21 um, in studio, you know, he's with the people. He's a swimming guy. Okay also I saw that Tony Hawk was going to Tokyo. Ethan? Ethan was going to Tokyo. I don't know why he's there maybe just to see like his own dreams. Or maybe skateboard commentary. Realized by someone else. Probably skateboard commentary and of course I'm like happy for Tony he
Starting point is 00:10:40 finally made it to the Olympics in his you know preferred sport but it's like still the gymnastics girls don't get to have their parents there like and imagine and I'm sure that also I'm sure that also adds to this burden of like where do you who do you turn to you can't always go to a coach like these are people who are invested in your professional and your teammates you are technically competing against in a lot of the rounds I'm sure like they all have each other and they support each other but like no one's going to support you like your parents. No, of course. This is like this is definitely a consequence of not having a single person like in your corner who's just like there for you.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I thought the same exact thing. Like I'm sure I know her and her mom are so close. Like if her mom was there, I feel like she would be 1000 times better. She was just, you know. But I'm glad Tony Hawk and Ethan can go. Right. I'm glad Tony's there. Ethan's there.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Michael's there. Yeah. You know, but also the Paralympians have to share one aid for 33 people. And then some Paralympians couldn't go. Of course. Because they couldn't work under those circumstances. Right. So it just makes no sense. One plus one equals sock. Sock. Well, also, I've been watching some of the more obscure sports. And I have to say here's highlights and lowlights. Surfing. One of the most boring things I've ever seen in my life. That's a new addition, right? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:11:49 I don't think so. And I felt really stupid because, like, I've obviously never been to Tokyo. I was just like, when I think of Tokyo, I think of, like, bright lights. And I'm like, there's a beach in Tokyo. Like, I felt really stupid. Was it not? It wasn't a simulation? No, that's what I thought.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I'm like, I thought it was going to be like a wave runner they have at the water park. But also because, like, then different surfers are getting different waves. Well, so that's what I thought. I'm like, I thought it was going to be like a wave runner they have at the water park. But also because like then different surfers are getting different waves. Well, so that's what they were talking about. Basically, this girl, Caroline Marks, who's like the best in American surfing. She got an eight yesterday, which is huge. You go against one girl and you sit in the ocean for 20 minutes and you decide which waves to take. You get scored for each wave that you do take and whoever has the highest score at the end.
Starting point is 00:12:23 So this, they actually surf for about combined 45 seconds out of the 20 minutes. You're just waiting for them to decide which wave to take. But also if the 20 minutes that you get don't give you like great waves, which they did not get good waves, but the girl from, I think it was South Africa, really just was taking every wave that she could. And Caroline Marks was like waiting for the best one. And I'm like, girl, it's never coming. Caroline Marks was like waiting for the best one and I'm like girl it's never coming waiting for you was like waiting for rain in the stroud like it was so boring but then this morning I tuned into handball I don't know if that's the official title but they were all running around with a ball in their hand throwing throwing it into a soccer net rugby no rugby's football rugby is like it looks like soccer but they're holding the ball
Starting point is 00:13:03 they're holding the ball but it's on an inside. Handball is when you do it against the wall. Huh. Okay. But it's not rugby. Rugby, you play with a football, right? Like a shaped football. Like a soccer ball. You play outside, no? Yeah. And it's very aggressive. No, it was, that was not what I'm telling you. It was handball. But isn't handball when you take your hand and you do it against the wall? Yeah that's what we did in middle school yeah I wonder what this sport is called it was fascinating it's like two like 12 person teams against each other was watching France versus Spain women's sickening Ben stayed up to like I think it's handball thank you thank you I'm so athletic um and Ben stayed up to like three in the morning watching women's
Starting point is 00:13:43 basketball because he's like in love with one of these girls Sue Bird I'm like are you gonna leave me for Sue Bird and they won that's so exciting how's break dancing going have you seen anything didn't we report that like in addition to skateboarding like break dancing was being added as a sport gotta go for gold yeah and then I also saw on the news but it was like kind of on mute so they're considering adding gaming to the Olympic Games oh my god I saw that new segment too and the guy was like interviewing a gamer and he was like what do you say to people who say gaming is not a real sport um and the guy was just like it is real sport it should be part of the Winter Olympics though
Starting point is 00:14:17 because you do that you know honestly like in the cold is race car driving a Olympic sport because I'm thinking because I'm thinking like i don't know if it can be considered olympic sport if you're sitting oh no what about rowing no rowing yeah yeah break dancing's coming in 2024 so everyone get excited for that i gotta catch a training yeah totally remember like when everyone's flex at bat mitzvahs was like that thing you would like swoop your leg around and like it would like get caught under your hand? Yeah, yeah. I wonder if I could still do it.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Or the worm. You used to worm? Never. Yeah, you did. Don't lie. No, I didn't. Race car driving used to be an Olympic sport. Not anymore.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Not anymore. In the 1900s. I wonder what happened there. Maybe it just wasn't interesting. It should be an Olympic sport if no offense. If it's a professional sport. If gaming is going to be a sport. Yeah, I don't want to offend the gamers because I actually feel like they're really scary, Because it should be an Olympic sport if no offense. If it's a professional sport. If gaming is going to be a sport. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I don't want to offend the gamers because I actually feel like they're really scary. But I just don't really feel like it should be an Olympic sport. Yeah. Do they consider themselves athletes? Well, I'm a podcaster, so I think I'm an athlete as well. So podcasting will be an Olympic sport. No, totally. If gaming is a sport athletically, so is podcasting. I get up here every day.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I'm like drenched in sweat. Yeah. No, you get out of breath. You get back on my knees. You need water. You you're sore I need to get massage you have Vaseline on my face so I don't know if gaming really I don't think that's fair I think it was up for debate and we're just a part of the debate I also think the IOC International Olympic Committee has lost their goddamn minds like they're just making the worst decisions this year I know especially like with COVID and they're really not taking care of the athletes and I remember like years ago where was that one in Russia Sochi Sochi and like everyone was taking
Starting point is 00:15:51 pictures and videos of like the Olympic um village it was like not completed it was her it was like condemned everyone was like sleeping on the floor and it was like funny ha ha ha I feel like it's literally 10 times worse did you see their abeds this year? No. They're made of cardboard. Oh no, I didn't see. And they claim it's like for sustainability and like to help their backs. But it's like, no. That is so crazy. I did see like one of the dormitories because I was following like Emma Coburn.
Starting point is 00:16:16 And it's just like so crazy that like Michael Phelps would sleep on that bed. Simone Biles. Like greatest of all time. No wonder she's having a hard time. Like we just assume like they're at the Ritz. Like prepping. As they should. You know, glamming up.
Starting point is 00:16:25 And instead they're just like in a twin bed with their teammates, like in a dormitory. But there are a lot of really good Olympians who are creating so much content on TikTok, like really behind the scenes. Like I got a whole tour of the dining hall because it has to be big enough to feed 10,000 athletes. Fascinating. That is fascinating. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Cool. Well, we're thinking of Simone. I mean, so this hasn't aired yet this airs tonight in primetime but it happened this morning at 6 45 a.m so we should have said spoiler alert because I think there are some people who try to avoid like not that's not what's going on I was trying to do that I didn't know if we were gonna like report on this today
Starting point is 00:16:57 because it's a spoiler for primetime but now you're briefed and now you should watch yeah no I'm definitely gonna watch tonight's the night like and I'm actually really glad like Love Island's not on tonight oh no it is on it wasn't on last night I'm just like so overwhelmed like it's a lot I tried to scream but my head was underwater what's that a song from TikTok from Billie Eilish oh hold. Hold on. Sorry. Oh, God. I tried to scream, but my head was underwater. Got it. I know the song now. Just the way you sang it. Oh, the triangle changed it?
Starting point is 00:17:35 The first time you sang it was just like. Off pitch? A little. It's okay. Rude. Are you ready for our next story? Which is a little interesting royal news. I am.
Starting point is 00:17:45 It's kind of like my favorite. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Which is a little interesting royal news. IRN? It's kind of like my favorite. When you ask like, what's your favorite news? For me, it is IRN. Mine's divorce news. No kidding. No. It's interesting royal news.
Starting point is 00:17:59 The Crown turned down Sarah Ferguson's offer to be a royal advisor for the show. She is so thirsty. So thirsty. But she's the one admitting that this happened. Yeah, of course she is because it got her in the news. She was also on Friends. She was in Town town and country giving them um giving them this intel prince andrew's ex-wife sarah ferguson offered to be a real life royal advisor for netflix hit the crown but was turned down the 61 year old duchess of york admitted to town and country magazine that she wrote to the show's executive producer andy harrys to give insight
Starting point is 00:18:22 direct from the royal household i said to, why can't I help my character, said Fergie, who still lives with scandal-scarred Andrew, despite their split in 1992. I didn't know that. Wait, her character? In the show. Has she been in the show yet? She popped in, like, once.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Well, maybe that's why they didn't want your input, because nobody cares about you. No, and also, like, if she were to give input about her character, like, she's obviously going to Biased. Frame it more favorably. Of course. I think next season.
Starting point is 00:18:46 We'll probably get more. Sarah Ferguson stuff. And like scandal. With the feet on the beach. You guys remember. No. But I know the scandal. Is that they got divorced.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Yeah. Yeah. Because she was getting. Her feet played with. It was crazy. It was crazy. Like I'm not even lying. Let's.
Starting point is 00:18:58 I'm just going to Google. Sarah Ferguson feet. Yeah. Feet pics. But. I think it would be. Who. Maybe she's not like. A reliable source. She's not a reliable source. But she's so biased. Yeah. Soet pics. But I think it would be Hoov. Maybe she's not like a reliable source.
Starting point is 00:19:06 She's not a reliable source. She's so biased. Yeah. So here. And I'm sure they have plenty of royal experts. Yeah, look at the foot. Let me see her foot pics. That guy's kissing her foot.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Those pictures, they were like paparazzi pictures. Ew! They went viral. And then like, you know. Oh, here's another picture up close of her feet. Okay. But so I think I like the premise of, you know, a royal family member offering their services to the show.
Starting point is 00:19:31 But I can understand why they turned her down. And I'm sure that Netflix has like a bevy of royal experts. Obviously, not anyone who's ever been as close to the royal family as Sarah Ferguson. But again, like she's had such a troubled, like, public life that I don't think she would be a reliable source in any way. Yeah, because I think she would just use it to try and, like, correct some. Right. Some notions about herself.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Right. And, like, make herself look great. I can't believe she still lives with Andrew. That's disgusting. One, because it's weird that they're divorced. And two, like, would you live with a pedophile? I know I wouldn't. No, I don't think that I would.
Starting point is 00:20:02 No, definitely not. So, yeah. I'm sure they have, have like royal advisors, people who probably know stuff, but to me when I hear the word like royal advisor, so-and-so was blanks like secretary, I just don't believe it. Like, but if you were like, you know, Beatrice is advising the crown, I'd say the crown is on point. Yeah, I think Beatrice and Eugenie would actually be very reliable sources. For the modern stuff, if they ever get to it. Did you see the new pictures of all of Kitty Spencer's different wedding dresses? No.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Her post, so like, you know, British weddings are weird. They have like the ceremony and then like later, like a dinner, then like a party and then an after party. Her like reception dress was sickening the palace down. On my way. It wasn't Dolce and Gabon, I guess. Everything was Dolce. And it was like thising the palace down. On my way. It wasn't Dolce and Gabbana again. Everything was Dolce and it was like this off the shoulder and it was like white but had these like gorgeous flowers on the back train. It was really something to behold and I just want to put it out there like how jealous I am that I was not born Kitty Spencer because like I know of course you know no one's
Starting point is 00:21:00 life is perfect and you never know what goes on behind closed doors. I just feel like what goes on behind Kitty Spencer's door is like still fabulous and perfect, you know? Yeah, I agree. Like how far off from her Instagram could it be? Totally. My Instagram is very, with the exception of some face too, and like very close to who I actually am. An accurate depiction. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Plus you do the show. Did you find the dress? No, she hadn't posted it to her grid yet. No, I found it on like some, you know, royal TikTok page. Oh, amazing. Can't wait to see that. Okay, next story. Scott Disick bails on an event after asking a small town restaurant for a private jet. This is like the saddest story I've heard in years. Yep. So it seems that Scott Disick may
Starting point is 00:21:39 finally have lost his grip on reality entirely, says Page Six, not me. For example, the erstwhile Keeping Up with the Kardashians star appears to no longer be able to recognize the difference between a Las Vegas mega club and a midsize upstate New York bar and restaurant. We're told Disick was booked to make a personal appearance Friday night at Gaffney's in Saratoga Springs, which is described by Google as a, quote, stalwart comfy eatery with a garden patio
Starting point is 00:22:01 and which serves an onion ring tower for $11. Yum! And called on Thursday to ask if the restaurant had a, quote, spare plane that could come and pick him up from the Hamptons. Though the restaurant didn't have an initial plane, never mind the spare plane. The Gaffney's team gamely tried for the first time in the history of the establishment
Starting point is 00:22:19 to make arrangements for a private jet to ferry a special guest to the gig. They probably literally googled, like, private jet. Like, what is he doing? Meanwhile, we're told Disick's team called again to say they found their own ride to the spot after all and wouldn't need the jet. But on Friday, the day of the event, Team Scott called once more saying they now needed a helicopter to bring him the 150 miles or so to the sleepy town just north of Albany.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Once again, the Gaffneys gang ventured into the unfamiliar world of private aviation to try to get Disick to the event, only to be told once more that Disick and co. had made their own arrangements. But then his team called yet again to say the chopper had fallen through and that he wasn't going to make it to the party. We're told the restaurant had to refund a slew of table reservations that had sold on the back of Disick's appearance, and bosses are now mulling legal action against Disick to recoup the losses.
Starting point is 00:23:15 To make matters worse, the Friday appearance was supposed to be a makeup event after Disick had canceled on them the previous week. Reps for Disick did not comment. Okay, I have so many thoughts. My obviously the plain thing we'll get into but my initial thought is like. What is he doing in Saratoga Springs? Thank you. Like are times tough at Talentless? Why are you doing appearances in random bars in upstate New York? Like that's reserved for like people from like the challenge you know not keeping up with the Kardashians. Yeah. Like I'm so perplexed like that's what people like who are on the bachelor five years ago do like
Starting point is 00:23:50 what are you doing even accepting this gig first of all yeah second of all read the room of course they don't have a plane a spare plane all right or a helicopter and like justice for these people for being accommodating rescheduling his event, trying to get him a plane, trying to get him a helicopter. I'm upset. I'm very upset. Yeah, I'm upset too. This is a story that like really doesn't look good for Scott. And I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because I also feel like this is the
Starting point is 00:24:17 kind of story where it's like, it gets into the press and it's like not a representation. Like, you know, they don't have the whole story. No, I feel like I got a really full picture of what happened, honestly. No, I mean, this picture is very... Colorful. Colorful and clear, and, like, I don't need to use my imagination, but I could also, I don't know, I could see how, like, this is one of those, like, frustrating celebrity stories
Starting point is 00:24:38 where, like, they don't understand. Because it doesn't really add up that he's going to Gaffney's with the onion ring tower. Right, like, maybe, maybe, like, someone booked it. Like, I don't understand why he it doesn't really add up that he's going to Gaffney's with the onion ring. Right. Like maybe. Maybe like someone booked. Like I don't understand why he would accept this sort of. But he's also been doing. Like he was at Rushmire's in Montauk.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Which is like a really popular place to go. But like I don't think they have a spare plane either. They definitely do first of all. And second of all the person who owns Rushmire's is Scott's best friend. Oh okay. But so why is he doing all these like local small town. Well because Amelia has you know needs needs she's a woman she needs things and he needs to provide them for her I don't know if you know being the daughter of a soap star is really raking it in for her but like
Starting point is 00:25:18 he why is he not at like Tao Las Vegas I don't know. He obviously mistook Gaffney's for Tao. He obviously did. Yeah. No, he could make like a hundred grand just flying to Vegas. They fly him out. And that's what he used to do all the time. Right. When he was like in that toxic spiral of bad behavior on like, you know, Courtney and Chloe Take Miami.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Even when he's been like sober and good, like that is like still good, consistent work for him that he was still doing. I think it became more challenging for him and he had to you know exert some willpower but like that is before he had talentless like that was his job like doing events like that right and like getting Kim to do it and Chloe to do it like making commissions on those deals for sure but like he wasn't trying to send Kim to Gaffney's maybe he was like thinking that Albany was the Vegas of the east I don't know like I don't know because he was in the Hamptons like you said maybe he's trying to like you know stay on the eastern seaborg he should have went to atlantic city mohegan sun totally they sent a plane for chloe
Starting point is 00:26:09 what's turning stone no the place that um foxwoods foxwoods thank you so many there are so many places so many places i would love to have scott and have planes yeah i'm just confused onto like why someone of sc Scott's stature would accept an appearance like that. Right. It makes no sense. Which is why I want to give the benefit of the doubt. I just I really can't. And say there might be one more piece to this story that we're missing. Hashtag I stand with Gaffney. Oh yes. I mean that's just a really crazy story. Terrible. Are you ready for our next one, which is just some happy couple, beautiful wedding news? Issa Rae marries longtime beau Louis Steyam in custom Vera Wang dress.
Starting point is 00:26:53 She said it's so real and so special. I have to say. This is the week of iconic wedding looks. This is maybe the top 10 like celebrity royal, not royal, celebrity wedding looks I've ever seen. Like she looks glorious she looks glorious she married her longtime beau which we love to see at a destination wedding she shared pictures on Instagram and she tagged the post location as Saint John Cap Ferrat which is a commune in the south of France oh stunning stunning sickening gotta get there's so much going on in the south of France, you know. J. Lo Arod.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Ben Affleck. Yeah. It's a ray. Yeah. Gotta get there. Gotta get a boat. Gotta get there. If anyone has a boat, let me know.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah, yeah. I could see us, like, on a boat. I actually could really use, like, a, we gotta go on Below Deck. Oh, yeah. But they don't have Below Deck south of France. They have Below Deck, is that Mediterranean? It's close by ish that's like Croatia right yeah and then they also have Greek Isles and Caribbean Caribbean however you pronounce but they also go to okay they're just the two backs below decks are below deck med and then
Starting point is 00:27:57 the one in the Caribbean in the winter and sailing yacht but I don't know where sailing yacht goes yeah no but I do think below deck med like gets you in the vicinity of where you're trying to be. I think so too. Yeah. And I think Captain Lee could find his way like through the islands to take me to Centrope. Yeah, I think he could. I actually don't know if there's anything I would consider like doing less than Below Deck. It sounds horrible.
Starting point is 00:28:18 It's so tempting. But I think the ultimate. A lot of people don't understand. You still have to pay for that charter trip. But it's significantly discounted. I think like for it's like a three or four day charter you pay like 60 grand yeah which i think if you're not on tv and you're just chartering a regular it's like a hundred grand yeah we actually i think ben got an email or like one of us have received and i think brian got an email and we were vlogging because we were going to Asbury Park.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Asbury? Asbury. Asbury Park. We were vlogging on our way. And I think Ben received an email about Below Deck. Yes, you're right. So if you want to go watch one of our old vlogs, we have all the info in there. Because they're always looking for like Z-listers.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Of what they offered. It is tempting. It's really tempting. I think ultimately the no, though, is like you don't know how you're going to come off. And like some guests. Some guests have come off. Sometimes the episode is not even about the guest so it doesn't matter and those people get lucky they just get to enjoy their trip but a lot of the time the drama is about the guests like being demanding drinking too much and like that would be us like we'll get off the boat go to a club like come back vomiting everywhere like bringing back strangers to party with us like
Starting point is 00:29:17 and I just don't know if that's what I want to be known for in Captain Lee's eyes yeah or in like America's eyes yeah so. So that's why it's a no from us. Totally. And of course you could say well I'll behave well you know I but then why go on vacation?
Starting point is 00:29:31 When on a yacht I can't predict how I'm going to behave. No I'm not going to drink why go on vacation? Right. What's the point in spending all this money?
Starting point is 00:29:37 No. That's not a vacation. Totally. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? A little unhappy couple news. Oh no. Sammy Sweetheart
Starting point is 00:29:44 confirms her breakup with christian biscardi it's actually really sad it's over for sammy and fiance christian more than a month after sparking breakup rumors the former jersey star confirmed jersey shore star confirmed the former jersey shore star confirmed on tiktok confirmed on t tock that she on tick tock yep that she and biscardi have ended their engagement go biscardi her it's sorry her video featured q a style messages as she moved along to music the messages oh yeah it's this trend nope it's not nope yes no no jackie because look it's you haven't been on tick tock it says are you coming back to the jersey shore no are you single yes let me see are you happy yes she's doing this in the video
Starting point is 00:30:29 she is but i oh i think it's no it's a trend it goes like this yes i did it too you can follow me on tiktok girl What did you do at saying? This is questions I constantly get as someone who's met Harry Styles. Do you think you're better than everyone else? Yes. It's just like a trend us One Directioners do. I don't know if you understand. You just answered one question.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Yeah, that's like the trend. It's like kind of like a satirical perspective on this kind of colloquial trend, if you know what I mean. She did three questions. No, I know. And that's like, that's the traditional trend. think us tiktokers who offer a unique perspective in a more post-modern way um I'm trying to like fit as many smart words as I know and I don't know
Starting point is 00:31:13 tiktokers who just want to do less than than the trends require wow um wow okay um so same sweetheart single I'm really no I'm just trying to like it's fine it's fine no it's just like imagine if I was like you know something that's real like you are constantly putting in no effort into being Bruno's mom like Like, see? It's her phone. Okay, but you really want to compare TikTok to motherhood? Yeah. Yeah. My TikTok is my child. I nurture it. It's such an integral part of my career.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I just can't believe, like, you wouldn't understand that, you know? Yeah, no, I don't understand that. You're right. I don't understand. Sammy Sweetheart is single. I'm sad. She's single, and she also let you know she's not coming back to
Starting point is 00:32:06 Jersey Shores in the past it's been her relationship set up kept her from family reunion but I also think too much time has passed now it's not her relationship actually I mean if Angelina can come back Sammy can come
Starting point is 00:32:15 whenever she wants I'm sure she will never come back if Ron's on the show and Ron is like a felon he's an animal like I don't know how the network hasn't like cut ties with him yet he's such a monster I don't know how the network hasn't like cut ties with him yet. He's such a monster.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I don't know how they didn't cut ties with him when he was being so fucking manipulative and gaslighting on the original. If you ever rewatch, I've said this before. If you ever rewatch Jersey Shore as an adult, you will be shocked at like what we watched as kids. This is one of my dentist stories. Yes, you can stop laughing. Ron is literally so mentally and verbally abusive to Sam.
Starting point is 00:32:45 It's like so disgusting. He's so manipulative. And now like I understood completely why she didn't come back to the show. But now like Ron really shouldn't be there. She should. Yeah. Thank you for coming to her TED talk. Truly.
Starting point is 00:32:58 But she didn't want to be there. So then they were like, okay, Ron, we'll take you. Yeah, of course. Because like, you know, the more the merrier. And like Snooki left, but I heard she, like, came back. So much drama at Jersey Shore Family Reunion. Oh, there's a new... I wonder if anyone felt this way.
Starting point is 00:33:10 There's a new girl on Love Island, the one who knows Shannon. She's literally Snooki. Really? Like, it's not even so much her looks, the way she talks, and, like, her facial movements. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I was curious if anyone else felt that way. I think her name was Genevieve But she goes by Jenny
Starting point is 00:33:26 Cute No I actually Really don't like her Right Because she's coming For Shannon Yeah but she actually Was like kind of
Starting point is 00:33:31 You know sparking up With Jeremy Jeremy's still around Yeah Nice for him It's shocking That he has Like he's so irrelevant
Starting point is 00:33:38 But I think they're all Really good friends with him So like every time There's like a ceremony They like save him and shit Yeah if like there's Someone who doesn't know Who they want to pick
Starting point is 00:33:44 They're like Yeah And that's on being a good friend that's on yeah no and that's what the whole show is about friendship for real it's true it's really true okay um those were the past life stories i feel as though you needed to know that the truckers for jeremy have arrived um all right so today is tuesday which is our new day for dear toasters our advice segment where we'll give you our best possible advice. And sometimes it hurts, but that's just what we're here to do. And if you ever want to write in,
Starting point is 00:34:08 the email is deartoasters at gmail.com. We will always keep it anonymous. You can change people's names. But we're going to do our best to help all of our toasters. And the Dear Toaster segment is brought to you by ZipRecruiter. If you're a business owner who's hiring,
Starting point is 00:34:18 you probably face a lot of challenges when it comes to finding the right person for your role. Sometimes you can't find enough applicants that have the right skill set. There's too many resumes to sort through. It can be very overwhelming. And you don't know where to post your job
Starting point is 00:34:29 so you can reach the right people. And that's why hiring can feel like trying to find a needle in a haystack. You can post your job to a job board, but then all you can do is hope that the right person comes along. And that's why you should try ZipRecruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com slash toast.
Starting point is 00:34:41 When you post a job on ZipRecruiter, it gets sent out to over 100 top job sites with one click job on ZipRecruiter, it gets sent out to over 100 top job sites with one click. Then ZipRecruiter's matching technology finds people with the right skills and experience for your job and actively invites them to apply. In fact, ZipRecruiter is so effective that four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. It's no wonder over 2.3 million businesses have come to ZipRecruiter for their hiring needs. So while other companies overwhelm you with way too many options, ZipRecruiter finds you what you're looking for, the needle in the haystack. And right now you can try ZipRecruiter for free at ZipRecruiter.com
Starting point is 00:35:12 slash toast. Again, go to this link, ZipRecruiter.com slash T-O-A-S-T, ZipRecruiter, the smartest way to hire. All right, dear toasters, ready? Ready. Hey, Jackie and Claudia. Hey. I need some beautiful, stunning, and smart advice, and I'm hoping you can help me so let me get into it yes get into it i've been seeing my girlfriend let's call her evelyn for almost a year now and we have a really great relationship and then hugo oh my god yes it's it's the first girl girl relationship either of us oh my god yes another girl's name is celia i love a literal reference okay it's the first girl girl relationship either of us have ever been in, so we are still establishing our own dynamic. Here's my issue. She has a friend
Starting point is 00:35:49 that she talks about all the time, Celia. Evelyn always makes comments saying how much she loves Celia, is obsessed with her, thinks she's such a catch. Evelyn says that Celia is the prettiest of her friends and makes comments about wishing they were roommates, basically jumping on any chance to talk about her, so it makes me feel like she has a crush celia isn't gay so nothing would ever happen but it still makes me feel weird i'm trying to decide whether i'm out of bounds for feeling jealous when evelyn makes those comments or if i'm right in feeling jealous if this was my boyfriend i'd shut it down immediately but for some reason it feels different having it come from a girlfriend who i do know loves and wants to be with me should i say something to evelyn
Starting point is 00:36:22 or ignore the comments because our relationship is pretty solid otherwise? I don't want to come off as super needy or insecure if I do bring it up. I wish I was that girl who was just so unbothered and confident, but in reality, I'm feeling like a little green monster of jealousy over this. Hoping to get a perspective that's not like other girls' perspectives and will help set me straight. Thanks and unsure toaster. Ooh, that's tough.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I think that my perspective is like other girls because this would bother me too. Well, of course, but like the feeling of not wanting to be like annoying and like clingy or like weird is very legitimate. So I think it's just all about how you communicate it. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:54 And I don't even know if I would get to saying something because I don't know what there is to say. There's nothing that's really been done that's wrong. And at the end of the day, Celia is not gay. So like it doesn't even't even matter technically yeah but it's still like hurtful
Starting point is 00:37:09 it's still hurtful I guess you could just say I guess you could mention it because maybe sometimes like once someone says something to you and like it's in your mind and you weren't aware of it before you're gonna bother you forever you're just so much more aware of it so now if she knew that every time she brought up Celia it was like a little bit of a sore subject she would bring her up less probably no but honestly this is kind of like how I was feeling last night when Ben was like being obsessed with Sue Bird like right in front of my face and like I should have said something you should have said something but that's probably how he feels like all the time about Maverick so true oh my god I'm crying I'm so guilty of this you're right
Starting point is 00:37:42 Tyler C so So, okay. I think you definitely have to say something. Also, it's just like, that's a, I don't think that's a good way to like be in a relationship. Like if you're feeling something, say it. Yeah. And like, honestly, I think it's a really reasonable thing to say. So if she thinks you're being crazy, like she's gaslighting you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:56 If you're feeling something, say it because it's not just going to go away on its own. But maybe like hype yourself up. Listen to that Sara Bareilles song. But I also don't. Say what you want to say. i don't agree with the idea like if you're every single feeling you have to you have to speak out no that is a fault of our generation like every millennial and like zillennial thinks like i have a feeling and i need to be heard like no the world is not here to listen to you all the fucking time no but i just feel like if you have a feeling over and over and over again and you
Starting point is 00:38:24 can't move past it like yeah maybe maybe speak up but like just because like if you have a feeling over and over and over again and you can't move past it like yeah maybe maybe speak up but like just because you feel something in one moment like doesn't mean you need to share it with everyone no like not every feeling has to get off your chest like some things are okay to stay in the chest sometimes you just gotta bottle it up like a normal person no totally like I feel like we're just like spoiled as a generation because we were conditioned to like share our feelings and like go to therapy and that really is great but not like all the time yeah no there is a limit no and the limit does exist don't listen to Lindsay Lohan okay all right next up hi Claudia and Jackie listening to the toast every day is the highlight of my day and as a fellow dog mom listening to
Starting point is 00:38:58 the toast while walking my dog it's truly the most relaxing part of my day a few weekends ago I took my best friend Rachel home to get out of the city and go to the beach she had always made little comments here and there about my about thinking my brother was cute and i never really discouraged it my brother ross was going to be there with his friends as well on the first night we all went to bars together and ross and rachel were together all night holding hands kissing and kept leaving the bar together to go outside i hated it the next day we had a discussion about boundaries and i told her that i really didn't like it especially when they would mysteriously leave together and not tell me i told her i didn't really want to give it any wanted to go any further and i wanted to keep in the loop if she wanted to be kept in the loop if they went any
Starting point is 00:39:35 further the next night we all went out again and when we got home ross and rachel disappeared together for like an hour i had no idea what was going on and i felt like such a loser i'm stuck playing ping pong with ross's friends sorry it's not a nice laugh i was pissed at her when she came back and joined us especially because she offered no explanation flashed forward a few days i called ross to chat and check in i couldn't help myself and asked him what happened ross told me that they hooked up every night of the trip she didn't tell me any of that and i feel like trust has been completely broken because she specifically went against the boundaries that i said on top of that ross feels a little weird about it because he was really drunk and she
Starting point is 00:40:06 wasn't. I told her that I need space for now and I haven't spoken to her in like a week and I don't know how I will ever trust her again after she did that with my brother and purposely kept it for me. However, she has been my best friend for three years and I miss her so much. I feel really lonely without her, but I don't know how I'll be able to move on from this. Any and all advice would be accepted. Thank you and I love you.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Ooh. Ooh, this is layered because this is layered i was ready to be like get over your sister and your brother and your friend be happy they are clearly so in love i agree but the fact that he was really drunk and she wasn't is weird like she took advantage of the situation yes and the fact that she was hooking up with the brother all weekend so i was just feeling like oh then they have like you know this connection you tell your friend that you tell your friend that yeah so I agree in the beginning I was gonna be like just get over it like I just hate girls who are like weirdly in
Starting point is 00:40:51 love with their brothers you know but that's not the vibe I'm sorry I misjudged I really did like there's something weird here and I know you're lonely but I feel like Rachel needs to be cut out she seems really fucking toxic I think that that is maybe where this will end up but I think there are some steps you could take I would first confront her and like see see how she tries to spin this you know and be like and just say exactly how you feel like you hooked up with my brother not crazy about it but also I'm more upset that you didn't tell me we and the circumstances around the hookup right we were like together all weekend and like we're friends like why don't you share if you hooked up with anyone else you would have told me of course and then also I just want to remind you like three years is not a long time
Starting point is 00:41:27 um if you do happen to lose the friendship you know well that's the thing I was gonna say I feel like in friendships a lot of the time like you're so invested in like the history and the memories that you let people like get away with things that are like truly atrocious when so much about life is like meeting new people like join a toaster group like make new friends like I don't know not every friendship is like worth hanging on to and this girl sounds toxic as hell yeah but I would give her enough benefit of the doubt just to get her perspective I mean there is a chance that the brother is trying to downplay it to his sister doesn't want to start family drama is saying like she was all over me right right like I didn't do anything that's true too but then hooked up with her every single night
Starting point is 00:42:00 of the trip and but he felt weird about it kept going oh that's interesting makes you think is Rachel the victim here that's why I'm saying you just need to talk to people you gotta hear communication that's true every side of the story and then put together the version that you think happened based on the facts at hand that's really interesting all right third and final Jackson Claude I don't know if I'm acting like a crazy five-year-old that because I'm upset that my friend is literally copying me, but this is very annoying.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Oh, that is annoying. That is annoying. I'm 28 years old. My friend is 22. That's kind of weird. No, like, under what circumstances did these two meet?
Starting point is 00:42:36 Like, one was in the eighth grade and one was in the second grade? Like, I'm just curious. Like, how do you meet as a 28-year-old? I guess, like, no, none of my friends are 22.
Starting point is 00:42:43 What? What? I should keep reading. Okay. I'm 28 year old i guess like no none of my friends are 22 what i should keep reading okay i'm 28 years old my friend is 22 we met because i'm a property manager and she rented an apartment for me okay we clicked well you know that is like a very kind of toxic dynamic between a landlord and a renter and that's also like the beginning of a horror story totally we clicked and became very close after a year of friendship she asked me to go to their house in Florida for vacation and I was so excited.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Oh, I love a rich friend with a vacation home. Once I got there, she was... This is a horror movie, sorry. Yeah. So this girl, the older one is 28.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Yeah. The property manager. The property manager. The older one is 28. So, but she was the one who went to the 22-year-old's Floridian's house. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Once I got there, the 22-year-old was copying literally everything I was saying and doing. For example, I had my nails done as I always do when everyone kept commenting. So she had to book an appointment to get them done. She hates having her nails done. They liked my sunglasses and flip flops. So immediately she was looking up the stores I got them at so she could get them too. I had AirPod, AirPod pros and I read a ton. She has said a thousand times that she hates reading and she had to stop at the store to get AirPods and
Starting point is 00:43:43 a book. She heard my friend and I say hello to each other on the phone in front of her friend who laughed and then every two seconds for two weeks, she would say hello to everything. I might sound crazy, but it was just too much. Ever since then, I was super sensitive to seeing exactly how she was almost morphing into me. I was like, I like her for her and I want to be myself without having to be, sorry. I like her for her and I want to be myself without having to be sorry i like her for her and i want to be myself without having to be friends with another another version of myself how do i tell
Starting point is 00:44:09 someone to stop wearing army pants and flip-flops just because i have is it rude am i overreacting sincerely a very annoyed but sensitive to other feelings toaster well it's definitely weird behavior but like so was hanging out with a 22 year old and it's like that's what 22 year olds do like they're not fully formed and they're trying to form themselves so they're like i'm gonna take bits and pieces of things I see in the world that I like and add them to me. Unfortunately, she likes all of you. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:44:30 I have a thought. What? I feel like, I feel like someone wrote this in about me. You're 28? No, no. I'm the 22 year old. Okay. Because I like, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Oh my God. Wait, I have a conspiracy theory. Did you go to someone's house in Florida? Well, okay. I think they maybe changed some details because my best friend in the world is Brian Kelly, who is, like, 10 years older than me. Okay. Do you think Brian wrote this in about you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Let me just, just bear with me here. Okay. Okay. Because, yes, he's older than me. Okay. And I always go to his house. Like, I'm going this weekend. And I, every time I leave his house, like, I talk just like him and his friends. Because, like, they have such a cool language. And, like, I'm just, weekend and I every time I leave his house like I talk just
Starting point is 00:45:05 like him and his friends because like they have such a cool language and like I'm just like always like copying it like you know how I always say everything's like turn and like it's twisted moronic those are all Brian's words like I totally like every time I hang out with him I just like start to talk like him okay and I feel like Jillian like who emailed this in is it from someone named Brian not Brian okay I just. I just want, okay, listen. Because I have been the copier. When you hang out with people, like, you do start to talk like them. Even if you listen to this show, you start to talk like us.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Like, that is normal. The nails, the books, the everything. Yeah, the books is really loser-y. It's, it's, the AirPods, it's too much. And that's when you get from hanging out. No, but, like, maybe, maybe it's, like, a metaphor. Like, Brian started watching Drag Race, and, like, I started watching Drag Race. I just think. It's not about me? I don't think it's about you, unfortunately. Fortunately started watching Drag Race and like I started watching Drag Race. I just think.
Starting point is 00:45:45 It's not about me? I don't think it's about you, unfortunately. Fortunately. Yeah, fortunately. Okay, okay. No, I think this is what you get for hanging out with a 22-year-old. When other 22-year-olds hang out with each other, they're all figuring out the world together.
Starting point is 00:45:55 They don't know exactly what they like. But when you're 28, which you know what? I actually, I am 28. Maybe I wrote this in. You know it. You know yourself so well. Yeah. Better than you've ever known yourself before. I'm sure, you know, in your 30s, you know yourself. well better than you've ever known yourself before I'm sure you know in your 30s you'll know even better but I actually do feel like I was realizing I was
Starting point is 00:46:11 having like a minute of realizing stuff and I was realizing that like I really know what I like and like what makes me happy and like things that I have like no time for and so I think a 22 year old is kind of inspired by that no I think this girl is going about everything in the complete wrong way and I also don't think you need to um work very hard to like protect a friendship with a 22 year old like what are you doing anyway but it's not like your lifelong friends like she's a tenant right so I mean I I don't know if it's worth even saying something and also when you do say something you sound crazy also keep in mind like imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but I think only when it's like being
Starting point is 00:46:45 credited to you I don't think you should say anything one because like technically she's not doing anything wrong it's like weird and sweet in a way immature yeah and so like if you don't want to hang out with people who are annoying and immature don't hang out with people six years younger than you yeah and it's not like six years like oh I'm 40 she's 46 because at some point it all comes out in the wash but your 20s are such like a formative year like there's such a big difference between a 22 and a 28 different person from 22 to 28 and your brain isn't fully formed until you're 25 so i would say it's like sweet maybe color in three years and if it's really bothering you then stop hanging out with 22 year olds because you clearly don't like 22 year old behaviors yeah which i couldn't understand why you wouldn't of course
Starting point is 00:47:21 22 year olds are annoying that would be annoying yeah like especially if she's not like admitting that she's copying you right no like pretending like i just have this original idea i want to go get books in an airpod i think we all really like to read and listen to airpods totally like i think we all need to go get our nails done like it's for sure but you're you really need to lower your expectations yeah i agree but that's not weird that it bothers you that would bother me no of. No, of course. It's bizarre. But it's also like, it is a little flattering. Yeah, of course. I wish someone would think I was cool enough to copy everything I do.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Nobody copies anything I do. I copied your nails. I guess. It's like the one thing. I literally copy everything you do. I copied your shoes. Look. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:57 We're wearing the same shoes today. Like, I waited a year because I couldn't find them. Like, I copy everything everyone else does. But I did copy. I copied your entire phone case. Look. Literally. Copied. No, I copy everything everyone else does. But I did copy. I copied your entire phone case. Look. Literally. Copied.
Starting point is 00:48:08 No, but I copied your nails, like, big time, even though you made fun of me and said that they didn't fit. But I think. They don't fit. What do you guys think? Jackie needs press-on nails for children because her nails, can't relate, are so skinny and thin. And those, like, literally the one that you put on your thumb,
Starting point is 00:48:21 I put on my pinky. That's really funny. And they don't make one small enough for your fingers, but they are fileable, and you should file them like if I'm gonna be filing I'll just file my nails like yeah I guess filing sucks the sound the sand um well that is dear toasters again if you ever want to write in dear toasters at gmail.com is the email to do that and if you've written in to us and you have an update for how our advice went and if it went over well, if you took it,
Starting point is 00:48:46 you didn't take it, we won't be upset. Email us an update at deartwisters.gmail.com. That is our show. Our show. No one else's. 701.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Don't get it twisted. Do not get it twisted. It's easy to get twisted. I'm constantly twisting. 100%. Thank you guys so much for listening to the morning toast, the millennial morning show
Starting point is 00:49:03 where we deliver the fast-sized stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, iHeartRadio, CastBox, all the places.
Starting point is 00:49:14 So why don't we listen to podcasts? Find us, The Morning Toast. Leave a five-star review about how beautiful, stunning, and smart we are. This is Society Season 2. I think nails, the manicure nails. Yeah, manicure nails. Leave a manicure nail Instagram emoji on our Instagram. Emoji, you know, the nails of the manicure.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Have a great day, guys. Love you so much. Bye. Bye.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.