The Toast - S4 Ep134: A Very Toasty Olympics Recap: Wednesday, July 28th, 2021

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. Oh my god, I didn't even realize. It's so beautiful. It's Wednesday. It's hump day, which means that we're about to get over the hump. And I couldn't be more looking forward to getting over to the hump. And you're excited to hump someone you love, aren't you? Oh yeah, it's hump day. Even though do-do-do again 702 said still not supporting you bitches. And that is what it is. He's on strike. He's at home with his father, resting peacefully. I love that for him.
Starting point is 00:00:31 I really do. And you know, he's so distracting with his cuteness and it makes us look like so busted. And so unprofessional. So I can understand that he's on. I actually considered bringing Brew. And I think Brew is almost ready to start coming to the show in an informal capacity he's only been here twice I don't think he'll it'll be years before he reaches Dew's level of calmness and professionalism but I think he could I think if he were to come you would see a whole new Brew
Starting point is 00:00:56 because he's really matured in the last few months and actually in two weeks he is turning one oh that's tough I'm excited I really am because every stage of Brew's growth has just been so beautiful to watch. Yeah well I actually haven't seen Brew in quite a while so I don't really I can't speak on his behavioral status. I just do remember those days like I was like yeah no I could bring Theo and like you'll regret it the second you get here. Yeah no but that's how I felt the last time because he was so young. He was a puppy, but in two weeks he's no longer a puppy and I don't know. I just, I have faith in Brew.
Starting point is 00:01:28 I really, I really do. It's inspiring how much you believe in him, honestly. He's a whole new Brew. I'm so excited for you to meet this man. I can't wait to meet this man because the last man I met
Starting point is 00:01:36 peed in my house. Well, he was a little boy. Twice. He was a little boy. He hasn't had an accident in a very long time. And he went away. He didn't have an accident.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Like, he's been really good and he's been trying to prove to me like I'm ready to get to work put me on the show I want to get involved well I want to put kibble on the table I'm like bro you're just a kid there is a moment like when a dog stops being a puppy and like it's like um there's like a visible difference in their behavior and it sounds like you've reached that pinnacle no he still has puppy tendencies in the afternoon. But starting at 6 o'clock on, he is a mature man. He's drinking wine? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Reading the newspaper? He loves a cabernet sauvignon after dinner. Well, speaking of cabaret, did you say cabaret? Cabernet. Well, speaking of cabaret, I watched The Real Hostels of New York this morning. I forgot to watch it last night. I was so engrossed in the Olympic Village. And so much happened in the Olympics last night.
Starting point is 00:02:29 I didn't even feel bad. But then I woke up. I was like, oh, crap. I forgot. And so I'm excited to recap that with you because we haven't recapped Housewives in like two weeks. Yeah, we will recap it. I mean, it's so hard to care with everything going on on the television these days.
Starting point is 00:02:43 It's so hard to care about such a subpar show when literally the most premium historic content is being broadcasted. And like, what, I'm going to choose to watch Real Housewives of New York? No. No, but we did what we needed to do. And we'll recap it,
Starting point is 00:02:57 even though I've already forgotten what happened. Hopefully you can remind me. I mean, it's so fresh in my mind. I literally watched it, I swear to God, 20 minutes ago I finished it. So I'm a well of knowledge. That's perfect. And we have a lot of Olympics coverage.
Starting point is 00:03:09 It'll be part of our first story because there's so much to discuss. So we'll get your thoughts on everything Olympics that you consumed. And other than that, I'm starting to catch up on Love Island. And I know what I'm about to say is like so last week's news. Yeah, but go. But I just need to get it off my chest. Jeremy did not say that he and Amy were just friends he did not say that he said we're best friends and there is a big difference because in a relationship you hope to be best friends with your partner not just friends yeah that was like stupid drama so I do think that I don't think
Starting point is 00:03:38 Florida lied I think she just misheard and neither of them were lying but then it's also weird that they won't call each other liars because they're like into each other yeah I actually like was surprised that there was rockiness between Amy and Jeremy because they're such a good looking couple like what do they have to fight about I don't know they could just look in the mirror all day and just be so and smile yeah so I I agree with that that was like a really dumb there was at some point last week like a lull before Casa Amor it was just like the same people like trying different things with the same people so it definitely needed the refresh of Casa Amor even though like I hate that I have to watch new girls um but you're currently in like the stage where it's like they're definitely getting Stockholm syndrome like same people same thing every day same same same yeah so that's just
Starting point is 00:04:18 where I'm at I really want Jeremy to find love because like I just want him to stay on the but he's like really not into anyone that's on him like I don't hate him he doesn't put forth any effort like after him and Amy got to a better place like he literally reached out his hand and like she had to get up and give him a hug and they weren't even looking at each other and it's just so weirdly like not affectionate not visibly into anyone he went from being like one of my favorites and when things didn't work out with him and Trina I was like that's too bad but you know what you're not going to be into everyone like I have to accept that then like he's being all weird with Amy he just has like the weirdest relationships and I think there's something like weird with him I think he's like a weird guy I think he's a weird
Starting point is 00:04:55 guy too and it's just disappointing because we were rooting for you we were all rooting for you we were all fucking rooting for Jeremy and now I'm so like blasé about him I don't even like care yeah so I need to continue catching up but that was just like something that was really bothering me and I wanted to like see what if people online like were agreeing but then I would have seen like a million other spoilers no no being behind on Love Island is so dangerous like I was one episode behind one one on TikTok the Love Island TikTok posted a spoiler like it wasn't a spoiler because it aired it aired but like my, give us a day. Like you're on five days a week.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Like not everyone is going to be keeping up to the, you know, to the minute. Yeah, I understand. It wasn't like a huge spoiler. But I was like, I was so mad at myself, you know? Yeah. Damn. Okay. Well, I'm going to continue with that.
Starting point is 00:05:40 There's no Beverly Hills on tonight. Is that what you had said? Yeah, I read that somewhere and I have no idea why. But again, like I'm constantly reading things that are lying to me. So much like the podcast reviews that we read all the time, we don't know anything about anything.
Starting point is 00:05:51 So it might be on. We know some stuff. I also read that. Okay, Jillian also read that. I saw a meme that it wasn't on this year. Me too. That's when I say I read, I saw a meme.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Okay, cool, cool, cool. Christian Gray Snow. Yep. Okay, so that's our source. And if you have an issue with what we read, then... Check the bibliography, okay? Check the bibliography. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:08 And then check yourself. No, but that'll give us time to catch up on Olympics, Love Island, etc. Yeah. And I finished my book last night, Ship of Dreams. Nothing really new to report. I just feel like you don't really care about the Titanic factoids that I would want to share. Spit some more. I'll let you know if I care.
Starting point is 00:06:24 I didn't even bring my Kindle with my highlights. Like I didn't even, Oh, I didn't mean to discourage you. And maybe if I get, if there's like some commotion from, was there any commotion when you initially announced your journey into the Titanic?
Starting point is 00:06:35 Um, well, but I wasn't really, but it wasn't overwhelming. I just, but maybe I didn't see it. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:06:40 For sure. I was busy. Yeah. Things happen. But other than that, for me, I feel prepared to get into what we need to get into I actually have like a really exciting day ahead of me do you know I don't know if I told you actually I don't know if I should spoil it like it's not my
Starting point is 00:06:53 it's not my news to share oh oh yeah it's not your it's not my news okay yeah you'll see it on my Instagram later I'm just really excited to be a part of someone's special day I'm excited for you and you'll tell us all about it tomorrow yeah yeah yeah Okay, I'm so glad I didn't spoil it. I don't know if that was like appropriate or not. Yeah, I couldn't, it could go either way, but err on the side of caution. For sure, for sure, for sure.
Starting point is 00:07:11 We're just like so secretive. Oh my gosh, this is a secret personal project. Secret, secret, secret, secret, secret. So many secrets. So many jackhammers. Should we dive in? I think we should dive in
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Starting point is 00:09:27 up and I'm like for you but like it's for me because I went to her house and there was not a fucking picture of me yeah no I think that works really out for everyone if someone brought me pictures I don't care what they look like that's fun that there's pictures I know I love um having pictures in my home for a while I feel like we've spoken about this I had like no pictures in my house of like my family or like me I I now have some pictures in my house Zach has made sure of it but it was never a priority for me yeah like if you walked into my home it's like a mausoleum like you don't know who lives here it's yeah it is a ghost haunting the halls yeah also with frame bridge it does make it so easy like I really don't
Starting point is 00:09:58 want to have to go to the store print out my photos and then like buy a frame that that matches well we're not doing that that's why So I guess with the advent of FrameBridge was when I got my shit together. You know? Totally. Okay, first story, big Olympics news. Simone Biles withdraws from Olympic individual all-around gymnastics competition after team opt-out.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Okay, this is the second half of the story that we reported on yesterday, which when we reported it, I was still a little confused, but then watching it last night, like I understand. Yeah, it's actually really. I understand what happened. It's actually really confusing to understand the Olympics because we're getting secondhand information and we're not watching it until about 12 hours later. What had happened with Simone happened yesterday at 6.45 a.m.
Starting point is 00:10:34 So we're reading all these reports from like E! News. Nobody knows what the hell they're talking about. And then at 8 p.m. it was on and you got to see exactly what happened. Exactly what happened. She was clearly unwell. Yeah. So Simone will also not participate in the women's gymnastics individual all around this week. USA Gymnastics announced in a statement on Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:10:50 The announcement came after she unexpectedly bowed out of the women's gymnastics team final on Tuesday night at the Tokyo Olympics. Quote, after further medical evaluation, Simone Biles has withdrawn from the final individual all around competition at the Tokyo Olympics in order to focus on her mental health. Simone will continue to be evaluated daily to determine whether or not to participate in next week's individual event finals. Oh, so there's still, I'm holding out hope, obviously. That confused me because I thought it's like we do the team and then we do the individual. I guess there's multiple individuals. And so if Simone doesn't compete, does that mean an alternate gets to compete? Jade Carey, who had the ninth. Oh, she's great. But she had the ninth highest score
Starting point is 00:11:23 in the qualifications, will participate in her place in, she's great. But she had the ninth highest score in the qualifications, will participate in her place in the all-around. She's at the Olympics because she qualified in an individual spot. Yes, but there are also, like, a bunch of other alternates. And Michaela Skinner didn't make it, so, like, she technically could, no? Yeah. But she didn't qualify at the Olympics. So it's going to be Jade.
Starting point is 00:11:40 And, I mean, that's a great opportunity for her. Yes. I feel like an alternate like never gets. Yeah, never. Never gets to play because like who would ever not compete? But Simone is making a historic decision for herself. She is. To not move forward.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Yeah. So as we saw last night, she did her vault and it did not go as planned for her. She got her lowest vault olympic score ever and you know nastily you can actually explain it really well what had happened because she said when you like fly through the air with the greatest of ease like you need to have spatial awareness you need to understand where you are in your routine where you are in regards to the floor and for the most part like if you're a professional like simone you know exactly what's happening where you are but you can get like a case of like the disease where you kind of get disoriented and you don't realize like where you are so Simone
Starting point is 00:12:28 in her head was ready to do it was supposed to be a two and a half twist she ended up doing one and a half because she was about to go into the second one but she was at the floor she didn't realize the floor was there she thought she had more space yeah so it's called the dizzies according to Nasia yes and so after that she took herself out of the competition, citing mental health concerns. And she had also said that during the warm ups, she just wasn't like feeling herself. She wasn't feeling like herself. And then she warmed up again five hours later and just she felt like off the whole day. And then after that vault, she decided to not go forward. I have to say, I also watched the qualifiers like to make Team USA and she seemed off as well.
Starting point is 00:13:06 And I was like, maybe she's just like not giving it her all because like she doesn't want to like exert too much effort, like save it for the Olympics. But she fell off the beam in the qualifier. She was off in the qualifications, too. But I just kind of wrote that off as like preserving her energy. But now looking at the whole picture, seeing kind of every step of the way, it's very clear that she hasn't been in a right state of mind for more than just yesterday you know right I think it's been a while and I think a lot of people forget that like Simone everyone had a hard year obviously but Simone also was going through the entire Larry Nassar right uh situation she was vocal about being one of his abusers and no being sorry a
Starting point is 00:13:48 victim of his abuse and she did an interview um with her mom about like the process of coming to terms with that and like sharing that she was one of the girls um so it's just a lot and I and I hear everyone being like she could like just like stop like yeah oh and by the way we had discussed yesterday how Michael Phelps was probably going to reach out to her and Michael Phelps he's you know the swimming correspondent he did okay good also I read somewhere that he said that the extra year the COVID year was hard was bad for the veterans but good for the younger they're a year older right but. But for younger, newer athletes, like they had an extra year to perfect their craft.
Starting point is 00:14:27 They're better this year than they were last year. Grace McCollum said, like, if I didn't have this year, I probably wouldn't have made the Olympics. Right. So I'm sure like all of these factors go into, you know, Simone's decision. And also I think Snitch had sent me that one of the reasons Simone decided to come back to the Olympics was because
Starting point is 00:14:41 she is the last teammate who is a survivor of Dr. Larry Nassar's abuse and she doesn't and she wants to keep the pressure on USA Gymnastics to like be held accountable and it's just that makes me so sad that like I know that she still doesn't feel like and because I don't really feel like there's been any repercussions within the gymnastics community aside from you know the the Larry himself but so many people were involved and knew, and I'm sure these girls went to people high up in the organization and was just swept under the rug, and so she feels that burden
Starting point is 00:15:12 of responsibility to make sure that there's justice for the girls, but why can't there just be justice for the girls? 100%, I saw that interview, it's the same interview, you should watch it actually, her and her mom, she said one of the big reasons I'm here is because you can't ignore me, and if I'm still talking about Larry Nassar and USA Gymnastics involvement in the situation like we we can't sweep it under the rug anymore so it's an incredibly
Starting point is 00:15:35 like brave thing to do I think her interest right now is like protecting future gymnasts but like honestly fuck USA Gymnastics seriously see I feel so torn because like I want, like I really care about the girls and like I want them all to like win gold and I know it's so important to them. But like I kind of want
Starting point is 00:15:49 USA Gymnastics to lose. Like fuck you. Like you, this is what happens when you don't protect the girls. Yeah. But like I want the girls to win their medals.
Starting point is 00:15:55 You know, I'm feeling torn. I just, we need some action. We need some firings over at USA Gymnastics. I just feel like anyone who was involved
Starting point is 00:16:02 in this horrible situation like must go. No, I agree. And like I I'm firing for sure. But like I'm ready for some people to go to jail. Oh, that too.
Starting point is 00:16:13 But it's like I wonder if Simone is like competing for USA Gymnastics when there are people there who maybe some of the girls went to to confide in who didn't
Starting point is 00:16:22 have their back. Yeah. And you know, it's really interesting. I think that like we'll see a whole new side of Simone when she's officially done with the Olympics. Because if you're competing on behalf of USA Gymnastics, you have to behave a certain way because you're going to the gymnastics, you're going to the Olympics with them.
Starting point is 00:16:38 But when she's officially out of like USA Gymnastics rule, like she's just like a celebrity, I think her voice is going to be like even 10 times more powerful. I think she's going to speak on things like in a much more direct and real way but right now she's still technically a part of the organization yeah that is true so then last night Jordan Child stepped in for Simone I thought she did an amazing job I felt really sad for her because I think she like from what I could see they were like they had a strong chance after Simone was out they did beam and they did bars and they had a real chance and then Jordan did her floor routine and she fell really hard and the announcers were
Starting point is 00:17:10 like there's no way they can win now but like it's important for everyone to remember like Jordan did a balance routine and a balance beam routine and a bars routine that she was not supposed to do I don't even know if she had rehearsed it like Like she was filling in for Simone. I'm sure she was fucking tired. Yeah, no, she did her absolute best. Which was great. Which was great. I thought that it was a great performance. I thought Suni Lee just put the whole country on her back.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Suni motherfucking Lee. Oh my God. Every trick, everything, everything was fantastic. And you know what? I feel like I really know the girls now. And I think a major shout out needs to go to Grace McCollum. Because she's not the best, but she's so steady. She's solid. So solid and so good.
Starting point is 00:17:52 And I feel like she gets forgotten about because she's not like Simone and Suni Lee is like the shiny new. But Grace McCollum is a true, reliable team member. Yeah. She just always, she never does the best, most craziest. She always does really, really good. That's great. That's that you always need. Like a steady. Yeah. But Suni is. She was incredible. Oh my God. Spectacular. But you know who else was spectacular? The Russians. Oh my God. The most gorgeous. That last floor routine. Oh. And when she knew that she nailed it. So Russia is competing as the roc the
Starting point is 00:18:27 russian olympic committee because they were disqualified for doing like for doping in previous olympics yes and i just feel like let's test the girls no i'm kidding i'm kidding i just like was so bummed like obviously a silver medal is amazing but like we crushed gymnastics like no but they deserved it like 100 performances I mean there was a lot of like beams slip up oh the beam was turned like everyone was just like sliding off the beam yes yeah and when they would do the replay and you see you see the girls faces when they realize that they have to jump no yeah that they're not about to stay on this beam like it's so upsetting no I know and like the beam like really keeps me up at night like it's so dangerous like there's no need for people to be like doing
Starting point is 00:19:14 flips on a beam I just wonder if any of those any of the gymnasts in in Tokyo right now if beam is their favorite no way or does ever I just feel like everyone's like, I can't wait to get beam over with. There's no way that anyone like craves the beam. I, a hundred percent. Yeah. I, the beam is so stressful.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Floor for me. And I just, every time I see a floor, I'm just like, TBT, Allie Raisman, Havana Gila. Of course.
Starting point is 00:19:39 I literally brought it up to Ben last night. I made him watch a video. I almost pulled up the video because I just, that was such an amazing moment. I said to Ben, like have you seen the Ali Raisman one he's like yeah and he just said that to shut me up I'm like oh really what song did she dance to he's like you know like the beats and I'm like nah no um but also justice for vault a stunning activity yeah it is pretty stunning and it's over quickly, you know? So it's like, you're not biting your nails. No, the beam, like, it kills me.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Like, and we used to do, I mean, everyone did gymnastics growing up. But, like, the beam was, like, traumatizing. It's so fucking dangerous. My kids are not getting on the beam. No. I agree. I mean, obviously, it's a sign of immense talent. Core, balance, even, like, those, okay, the wolf turns.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Do you know what those are? Yeah, when you're, like like it's almost like break dancing yes yes they do it on beam and on floor and it's literally like the hardest thing ever I need gymnastics to get rid I see those especially on the beam and they give me such a pit yeah no that's not even what gives me a pit it's just like everything else everything and I love how like the dismount on a beam is like the easy part right because it's like it's physically it looks like the hardest but there's really not much balance required because you just like run off do your thing but they're also probably so excited that it's over yeah no like they're always on the announcers are always being like just the dismount now it's like oh only the hardest part yeah so I also I love bars but just gonna say the bar also there was a Russian
Starting point is 00:21:03 um gymnast I think she was the youngest one I think she was 16 who did a floor routine that was so cute do you see with her dancing yes yes yes and she was having so much popping locking oh my god she was like kick like this is her I was just like you go girl I know I actually feel like sometimes the floor routines are so like routine like they need that's why Havana Gila was so iconic because it's a song most people recognize and like she was really like vibing like sometimes it just feels very robotic I agree but then you've seen Stick It and you know that the song can't have music but you know there are so many lyrics yeah lyrics there are so many orchestral songs and I think one of the American
Starting point is 00:21:39 girls was actually um tumbling to the Spider-Man um i'm not familiar soundtrack i only knew that because zach was like spider-man i was like i guess got it got it yeah so that's a pretty cool way to you know get some some personality in there yeah i just i really need some usa gold like not to put too much pressure on the girls but um i think when they compete individually they really are all like so good yeah that i just can't wait also if you're looking for premium fucking olympic coverage you have to follow um leslie jones on tiktok okay it is so only tiktok i don't know if she posts them on other platforms like tiktok she's like become obsessed with tiktok it is so premium no she's watching she's filming her tv but i feel like at the last olympic she was there as a correspondent.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Why does that sound familiar? She's a huge sports fan. She's a huge sports fan. It's possible. I swear she was doing Olympics coverage. It's very possible. Yeah, but she probably like didn't make the media. But her TikTok is so funny.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Like, please enjoy. Okay. All day yesterday, I was watching like literally the most obscure. There was so much equestrian on. So boring. like it's not horse racing they're just like jumping no not even like the horses are doing like the dougie like it's so random i don't really get it it was so boring but i did watch surfing which
Starting point is 00:22:55 was fascinating and carissa moore from america won the first olympic medal in surfing by the way you were right yesterday is a brand new sport yeah and um she won the first women's medal for that and a really big deal the u.s lost to japan in softball it was like a really big deal yeah then i watched diving synchronized diving oh my god so hard like the woman who was like announcing for nbc like these girls they jumped off they did the literally the exact same flip at the exact same time oh look at that entry oh no that's that's a deduction it's like girl shut up like they're literally so in sync it was crazy US came in second and these two prodigy teenagers from China who literally when one moved the other moved like it was
Starting point is 00:23:42 like looking in a mirror they, and they totally deserved it. Then, the swimming. So much trauma. Because it was a lot of, like, semifinals. And it's just like, show us the medals. Show us the medals. I turned on, I watched swimming, and then, like, Katie Ledecky came in fifth. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:23:59 So, Katie Ledecky ran. She lost? I was just feeling like every time I'm watching, we're not winning. Maybe I should stop watching, and we'll win some. Katie Ledecky swam. And then, was just feeling like every time I'm watching, we're not winning. Maybe I should stop watching and we'll win some. Katie Ledecky swam. And then that's what happened. She won 1500 meter. She swam a couple days ago.
Starting point is 00:24:10 And there was like this really big, younger swimmer from Australia who like really looks up to Katie. And Katie lost to her. And it was like a big deal. But Katie came in second. Whatever. Then Katie swam again last night. And it was like, all right, whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:23 She had an off night. She came in fifth. Yeah. And we were like, all right, whatever. She had an off night. She came in fifth. Yeah. And we were like, what's going on? Then they added a brand new race, the 1500 free. And basically when you have to qualify for the Olympics and you just like compete in world championships outside of the Olympics, there's always the 1500 free. But it was never in the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:24:40 But it's like Katie Ledecky's thing. It's so long. It's 30 laps there and back. So it's like katie ledecky's thing it's so long it's 30 laps there and back like so it's like one two one two no no so it's like one wait what are you doing like there and back is one or there is one there and back is one and 30 of those 30 there and back yeah they went to a commercial break in the middle of the race. Like, it was literally 30 minutes. That's crazy. But she won by a mile, like, because it's so her thing. Because it's, like, endurance. And then her teammate, she was even more excited for her teammate who swam right behind.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Well, not right behind her because Katie was so far ahead of everyone, but came in second, got the silver, and we just stand. Like, I feel like she's having a hard time. And I was trying to Google if she was dating anyone because I was just, like, curious because she's, like, super famous. And basically, basically like what all the articles were like she's not interested like she is focused on her goals goals goals so I feel like she's taking these losses you know really hard yeah um so I'm really glad she got that 1500 millimeter win yeah that and that's a big win because that is a show meter meter I could do that is a show of strength oh my god it was so
Starting point is 00:25:43 long I was like how are these girls not dying and then they had to do an interview I'm like how are they talking I was thinking I'm like if that was me they had to pull themselves out of the pool afterwards I'm like you would literally need to like pull me out on a stretcher I could not get out of the pool because they you know there's not a ladder like they just push themselves out I'm like holy shit that's what I was more impressed with right but it's like after everything they've done like the push is really it's no it's nothing it's nothing for them so Caleb Dressel did good um my boyfriend so it's just been an exciting such an exciting time I mean yeah and with this gymnastic stuff it's like unprecedented everyone's talking about it and it's really crazy I look I
Starting point is 00:26:20 I really look forward to seeing what the girls do I think they need a regroup like as a team because I think when watching it, like when Simone left and it was unclear like why she was leaving if she was okay. I think the girls were just like- Frazzled. Frazzled. But then also like Jordan had to go straight to the bars.
Starting point is 00:26:33 No, of course. Like it was so unsettling for them. And she did amazing considering all I would have been thinking about is like, is Simone, what's going on with Simone? Considering she wasn't supposed to do that routine. When was, when do you think the last time she did that routine was?
Starting point is 00:26:44 I don't know. Maybe she probably practiced it in the gym, but like still. Right. So I just, I think once, you know, Team USA, and I think now that Simone's head says she's not doing individuals, like Jade, Carrie can get in there. They can reset. They can reset.
Starting point is 00:26:55 And I think I'm really looking forward to seeing what they bring. Yeah. So Olympic coverage constantly coming at you. We should be in Tokyo, yet here we are. So that's that on that. Yeah, but maybe, you know, if we're doing such a good job this year, like, we'll be in Paris in 24. Yes, or LA 28.
Starting point is 00:27:14 I know I saw that. Well, we could go if we wanted. Yeah, we could just, like, show up. We could also, like, go to Paris. Nobody supplies over there. Like, we could just get on the plane. Yeah. Okay, ready for our next story?
Starting point is 00:27:23 Yeah. Paris Hilton says she can't wait to have children after denying pregnancy rumors so yesterday after we wrapped the toast it came out that Paris Hilton was pregnant period you know of course and we're like we missed the breaking news right we missed the breaking news and you know all day like other media outlets were writing it up and then you know Paris took to her podcast to say no I'm not um she also said that she does want to become a mom she said I love being a boss babe I love working hard I'm running a huge empire so I'm always focused on my business but one day when I become a mother I'm not going to be traveling the way that I used to
Starting point is 00:27:53 it was too much um Paris Gus it's the true meaning of life it brings you so much joy and so much love that you can never even have imagined before I just can't wait for that one day though that day is not today. She said she woke up yesterday to about 3,000 texts. All my iPhones are blowing up. All five of them. Everyone wishing me. All my iPhones.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Everyone wishing me congratulations and so happy for me. Heard from people I haven't heard from in years. But then she denied it on her episode of This is Paris podcast. So glad I didn't text her. She said one day I can't wait to have a little girl. I want to name her London. One day there will be a mini Paris there will be mini Paris and mini Carters but not yet stay tuned for 2022 well I think this was really believable because one in her YouTube documentary when she was like at Nikki's house playing with the kids she talked about how
Starting point is 00:28:39 she definitely wants to have kids and then she's been open about um how her and Carter are thinking about or starting the IVF process. Right. So I actually wasn't surprised by it at all. And they are doing IVF currently. Right. But she's not. But she's not pregnant yet. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:52 So I just feel like speculating about people's pregnancies is really weird. Where did this come from? Let's say it was like a super valid report. Like I think people should be able to announce their pregnancies when they want. I agree with that. Like on their social media or whatever. And I did think we were done like with this sort of thing yeah like this is so archaic especially considering it wasn't true right and if you're gonna like blow up someone's spot make sure it's true yeah I mean this kind of reminds me of one of my biggest
Starting point is 00:29:20 like pits is when I announced on the toast Instagram and I got a really um really like solid source told me that um MJ from Shaw's was pregnant right and she literally commented on the post no I'm not and then I took it down because I was like so pit inducing and then she announced the next day but she wanted to make her own announcement she was 100% right and I was wrong and that's a learning lesson I learned such such, I remember I was at the US Open and I literally had the biggest pit of my entire life. I will never do that again. And we've gotten a lot of like really solid pregnancy tips
Starting point is 00:29:54 and I've never posted them. Like someone gave me a really good tip. Catherine McPhee was pregnant before she was. I'm like, I just didn't post it. Like it's not my business. No, it's not your business. And it's just so personal. Also, sometimes you have to learn stuff the hard way because like telling someone you shouldn't say that about a pregnant person before
Starting point is 00:30:07 they're you're like okay yeah sure but like you you'll never forget that pit ever and that pit lives with you and that pit is constantly teaching you and i'm so grateful that she still like is my friend because like i was so she had like an exclusive with people she's like you're blowing up my fucking spot like stop yeah yeah totally i. Yeah. Totally. I'm really sorry, MJ. Like, if only, you know, like, that's like on the list of things that like keep me up at night. But I just think when someone feels that badly about something, it's on the list of things that keeps them up at night. Like, we have no choice. You've made peace with it. No, no, no. Like, it's like, I don't want to add to you already. Like, no matter what I say, you're going to feel bad. I'm not going to add to that. Yeah. You know,
Starting point is 00:30:43 and like, you know, Shams is like four now. Maybe we can move past this. No. Still fresh. Never. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? It's some pretty crazy bathing habits news that I'm really looking forward to.
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Starting point is 00:33:09 after chatting about their family's bathing habits during a recent interview on Dax Shepard and Monica Padman's podcast, Armchair Expert. The subject came up when Dax explained his ongoing argument with Monica that she should not wash her body with soap. He said, you should not be getting rid of all the natural oil on your skin
Starting point is 00:33:23 with a bar of soap every day. It's insane. I don't know if I agree with that well mila kunis and action kutcher do they said i don't watch she said i don't wash my body with soap every day but i wash pits and tits and holes and soles as for her husband he said i wash my armpits and my crotch daily daily and nothing else ever he said i got a bar of lever 2000 that just delivers every time nothing else and then monica was speaking for all of us what the fuck is monica it's dax's co-host oh okay okay was surprised by the revelation she said i can't believe i'm in the minority here of washing my whole body in the shower. With soap! She said, who taught you not to wash? And Mila said it began as a matter of circumstance.
Starting point is 00:34:10 She said, I didn't have hot water growing up as a child, so I didn't shower very much anyway. Then she said the habit continued when she became a mom. When I had children, I also didn't wash them every day. I wasn't the parent that bathes my newborns, ever. Shepard then noted that he and Kristen Bell only bathe their own then-newborn daughters as part of a nighttime routine. We could care less about their cleanliness, he said. We haven't washed them since.
Starting point is 00:34:31 It's been like six years. Mila Kunis said, that's how we feel about our children. We're like, oof, something smells. While it seemed like the star was joking, Kutcher weighed in with this. He said, here's the thing. If you can see the dirt on them, clean them. Otherwise, there's no point. Okay, so I just want to say, like, and I feel like I've actually had this conversation with Ben like when we're
Starting point is 00:34:48 drunk like it is crazy that like you know people survive for millions of years like with like taking monthly baths like that but we we have evolved like evolution is a thing and like we now live in a society where you have to shower every day like and trust me it's hard I hate showering but I'm not subscribing to this weird alternative like Hollywood free thinking way of living like I'm gonna shower and so are my kids and if that makes me a bad mom then so be it well here's the thing I do think on a necessity level like you don't need to shower every single day like for cleanliness sake and also like if you say you were to even do every other day then like then you're getting the dirt off and you're clean but and also it's not really even dirt like what dirt are you accumulating
Starting point is 00:35:28 but for me showering is a mental thing like it's just part of my routine it's not like I'm so dirty I need to shower it's just like time to shower oh no for me it's like don't want to start smelling time to shower oh no like if I missed a shower one day like it would only just mess with my head like my body is fine oh that's so funny I'm the opposite like I love not showering but like then when I do the next day I just feel like a like a layer of stick you know yeah yeah but I'm sure like uh like actually physically you don't need to like use soap every single day it's probably like not great for you but I just love it no and like when it comes to kids I guess like I can understand like if a kid doesn't smell like why do you need to shower like i actually i can see that but like as grown people who are
Starting point is 00:36:08 have agency over their you know lives i think we should all be showering i agree and trust me this pains me to say i hate showering oh i love it so much but i i think newborns they obviously like what are they doing their feet don't even hit the floor like they're not accumulating dirt maybe they get hot i don't know so they don't need a shower like a bath all the time and i don't think they get baths all the time once a week but i think kids need i think kids are probably disgusting more dirt than adults they're in paste foraging picking their nose eating their boogers putting their fingers up i think these kids should be showering i agree i actually think like middle schoolers are probably the most disgusting i think we're talking about like 6-7.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Is that not middle school? No. Oh, I meant elementary school. Yeah. Kindergarteners. No, like, no, I think kindergartners are cleaner than like a fourth grader. Yeah, I guess that's true.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Fourth graders are disgusting. You know, from experience. No, like, honestly, don't get me wrong. Like, I definitely want to have kids. But like, kids are so gross sometimes. Yeah, they really do even your own it's like other kids yeah but mine no yours too like they're all just like gross and then they get like this weird ugly stage you know like where they're just like weird and they have like little hair on their lip i don't know i'm just like nervous because like yes all kids are beautiful until they're not, you know. I don't know. Some kids sail right through that stage.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Very few. Very few. And trust me, it's not going to be me and Ben's. No, but like, you'll always know it's like, I don't know. I feel like you're just really scarred by Bran Stark. Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Because other than that, like, I really don't look at kids and I'm like, you're in an ugly stage. Oh, you got to start looking at life that way.
Starting point is 00:37:44 It's so much fun. Oh, no. I really don't think about it that way ever and maybe like the parents can't see it because like you're so in love with your child that like even when they're in their ugly stage like they're always beautiful to you but I'm just very logical and I know ugly you know yeah yeah but Kayla will never have an ugly phase in her life exactly and that's how you're supposed to feel yeah and that's how you will feel yeah like for sure anyways um i love to shower but you know teach your own no i just didn't know this was a thing you know like in hollywood like we're not using soap since when did soap become like so outdated yeah and tits and pits and holes and souls like that's so crazy you know like it's crazy that there's like a song for it and yeah like it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:25 She came up with a phrase, like a catchphrase to explain like why she doesn't like shower. Yeah. That's just not how I was raised. We were so privileged to live in a country with so much running water, so many options for soap. Yeah. And I'm not going to take advantage of that.
Starting point is 00:38:40 No, I am going to take advantage of that. I won't take it for granted. No, me neither. I love, I love soap. I just love cleanlinessliness i wonder how they feel about hand washing then like do they then they're probably not the kind of people who wash their hands ever after every
Starting point is 00:38:54 time they go to the bathroom and you know what that makes them super sputters are you ready for our next story it's a little unnecessary reboot news that nobody asked for what now pretty little liars is coming to hbl max the reboot cast bailey madison in the lead i can't sorry sorry bailey you just said like like a lamb I could are we gonna walk off I'm walking off
Starting point is 00:39:34 like I can't get away with anything I knew I messed it up I'm crying. And I just hoped you would just let me see. Never, never. Can't wait to watch that on the re-show, repeat, rewind. Okay, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:00 HBO Max's upcoming drama Pretty Little Liars Original Sin has found its leading lady. They have cast Good Witch star Bailey Madison in the starring role of Imogen, described as a true survivor. According to Deadline, the revival is a darker and more twisted version of the series, which aired from 2010 to 2017 and was based on the best-selling books by Sarah Shepard. The new show is set in the present day and features new story arcs and brand new characters and potentially the option for the characters to call the police when something bad happens did you write that i ad libbed i'm like wow no way um okay no no you guys the show ended yesterday, why not just continue it if you're going to bring it back?
Starting point is 00:40:47 This is out of hand. No, this is out of hand. Like, the show was a joke when it was on, and it's a joke in the reboot, even though I really low-key like Bailey Madison. Sorry, Bailey Madison. Oh, I like her so much. Yeah, me too. So I think she's cute, whatever.
Starting point is 00:40:59 But, like, just no. Like, stop. Like, where is the creative energy? Write a new show. No no it is so so crazy and it's not a show that people are begging for like people people die they're like give us another episode of friends like they did something stupid with friends there's no demand here so why the supply no and also like people are still watching the old one like it's still very much like you know something that you just watch on netflix it just ended if you're going to bring it back also like you could use the original cast also
Starting point is 00:41:28 like didn't they have a spinoff on freeform right with yeah with sasha uh-huh yeah it's just like they're trying to make it into like this universe you know and like no we don't care yeah like spinoff schminoffs reboots like different like different stories, different arcs, alternate endings. We really don't care. Like we really don't. Yeah, we really don't. This is a no from me. Me as well. And I just don't know who this is for.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Because I do feel like the fans of Pretty Little Liars like want the integrity of the original show to be kept intact. Yeah. And also the fans of Pretty Little Liars are grown up. Yeah. So it's just, it's so crazy. But remember when that show, like, was so good for five seconds? No, that show was, like, so crazy. And it made such big stars out of all of them.
Starting point is 00:42:12 And it was a great show. It was definitely. But there were so many other. Who do you think is the most famous out of all four? Shay Mitchell. Yeah, me too. There are so many other, like, books and series out there that could be made into shows. Like get on it.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Totally. You know. Totally. Like there's good stuff. Every time I read a book I'm like this should be a movie. Get to work. No by the way I literally feel that about every book. Right.
Starting point is 00:42:35 But then the movie happens and I'm like you shouldn't have done that. Yeah you should have left well enough alone. Yeah. Okay our fifth and final story is a little bit of sad end of an era news sad end of an era news okay thank you now i feel ready feel at peace yeah pbs children's show arthur will be ending after 25 seasons arthur's still on it looks like everyone's favorite anthropomorphic aardvark is finally retiring his iconic yellow sweater and fist. Arthur, the longest-running children's cartoon in the U.S. history,
Starting point is 00:43:16 is slated to end next year after its upcoming 25th season. But why? In the winter of 2022, the 25th and final season of Arthur will debut. I'm really not looking forward to the year of 2022. No, you shouldn't. No, honestly, I didn't even know. You can't lose something you never had. So like I never knew this show was still on.
Starting point is 00:43:36 I thought it was like a relic. I thought it was on for like five minutes when I was a kid. No, totally. And also the news was first dropped during an episode of the podcast called Finding D.W. with the writer and editor who originally developed the program from PBS. A podcast making news. You know, D.W. is like Arthur's gal. I only know that because there's a sound on TikTok that went viral.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Hey, D.W. That's D.W. Oh, cutie. She's very familiar to me. And she's very famous in the meme world. Yeah. Yeah. As is Arthur's fist. Yeah. I mean I guess like it said that it's ending but again I just found out that there's 25 seasons so it's technically good news for me. Right. What's the TikTok sound? Hey DW. Hey mom. Why are you touching my stuff? I don't know it's like a random tiktok sound oh arthur sister
Starting point is 00:44:26 and gal and people say we don't know what we're talking about that's cute i'm happy for them i just have siblings so that's the longest running tv show and like i'm just cartoon spongebob spongebob is still around for sure i don't know. Can we get a season check on SpongeBob? Yeah. SpongeBob started in 1999. 1999, but is it still on? So it hasn't been 25 years. So it hasn't even been.
Starting point is 00:44:54 It's been like 22. So. So basically, SpongeBob will probably eclipse this record if they go on for three more seasons. If things keep going the way that they're going. SpongeBob is so good. What's your favorite episode of SpongeBob? I actually think SpongeBob might be over as well. Like, I think it's not even on the air anymore.
Starting point is 00:45:15 But what was your favorite episode? I don't know. The one where Sandy, like, becomes a pop star is really good, but also the one where, who was it? Like, Squidward had never had a Krabby Patty, and then he, like, became hooked. He was addicted, like, needed his fix, like, eating them out of the dumpster. Oh. So good.
Starting point is 00:45:34 That's really sad. I relate to Squidward. A hundred percent. Like, those annoying fucking sponges. Totally. So those are the best five stories, correct? Yes. I feel as though you need to know them.
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Starting point is 00:46:36 Coors Brewing Company, Albany, Georgia. Are you making fun of the way I was saying Coors Pure? No, I wouldn't do that to you. Okay. Real Housewives of New York. So let's just like, it's so's so pathetic okay there were two things happening one was this birthday party that was like literally full of five people um and then the song and i have to say i did get a serotonin boost like the whole i'm depressed watching real housewives of new york it's so depressing but watching them all sing was actually
Starting point is 00:47:01 a great joy and i have to say who did you think was the best leah oh i thought all sing was actually a great joy. And I have to say, who did you think was the best? Leah. Oh, I thought Ramona was actually like pretty good. Ramona was horrible. No, okay. While she didn't have pitch, she had like Ruach. Yeah, no, but her voice was, I think, the worst. Even though they all have really bad voices, I thought that Leah's was the most pleasant. But it's really crazy how they each, like,
Starting point is 00:47:20 none of them could carry it, too. No, it's crazy. But I'm so, but wasn't this last Christmas? Right, where's the song? Maybe she's holding out for next, or maybe we'll find out why, but she didn't end up releasing the song. No, I've never heard that song.
Starting point is 00:47:31 There's no music video. No. Yeah. But what are your thoughts on the whole like legal thing? Like I kind of do agree with Leah. Like it's weird that there's no release or anything, but like everything Luann does is janky. Like just accept it.
Starting point is 00:47:43 Right, it's not that she's like being shady. Sheann does is janky. Like just accept it. Right. It's not that she's like being shady. She's just being janky. And I do agree with Leah. Like, you know, you got to protect your bases. But what would like, she's not getting a release form from Luann. So either do the song or don't do the song. Yeah. And I didn't really understand her logic because she wants to protect herself from what?
Starting point is 00:48:04 Like what liability is there singing on a song um okay so she said like if the song say was using a sample of another song and they like owe you know money on that or say when this happens with songs that you know it turns out it sounds too much like another song and then you could be sued is everybody on the song liable in that case like yeah it's not the worst question. No, no, it's not. And I actually thought it was, like, a pretty reasonable request. Like, can we just sign a release? Is there, like, a contract or anything?
Starting point is 00:48:30 But something about the way Leah goes about everything just bothers me. Like, it's not even what she's doing. Yeah, but also Luann gets, like, so defensive. She goes from zero to 100, and she just starts, like, not even answering the questions and just starts, like, slinging insults. That it's not a conversation no and she becomes like so she veers the conversation like you don't think i'm trustworthy that's not what we said no and also i did think leah made a good point like this song could come out and you
Starting point is 00:48:54 know a few it could go viral on tiktok and literally become a huge song in five years do does fortune still get in perpetuity like when does the donation end right no these were all fair questions and that's why I was struggling because like if somebody else had asked it I would be like yeah like what the fuck I find Leah so irritating like I can't stand by her for any for shit yeah I can't I agree um then there was this party which was so bizarre and so weird and honestly when Leah was like I want to be in charge of the cakes i had no idea what she was doing and i actually really was proud of ramona for not like giving leah reaction because that's exactly what leah was trying to do leah's so like trying to set
Starting point is 00:49:33 ramona up to like look bad she's obsessed with ramona yes calling her out and like exposing her and um and if ramona had reacted i would have thought she had every right to. Like it's Ramona's party. And she's made it very clear. For whatever reason. She doesn't want to talk about dicks. And then she gets a big dick cake. Like it's so stupid. I was so proud of Ramona.
Starting point is 00:49:52 For not giving her the slightest reaction. I know. But I feel like Ramona. It doesn't. She's not even like mature enough. To be like I'm not going to give her a reaction. I feel like her. Sometimes she has a reaction.
Starting point is 00:50:01 And sometimes she doesn't. And there's. I don't understand the method. The rhyme or reason. The rhyme or reason. To what offends her. And what doesn't and there's i don't understand the method of like a reason the rhyme or reason to what offends her and what doesn't because she is very you know like sultry and like yeah she likes to talk about like men and took that man home sometimes but then the sometimes the way leah says it it really offends her so i don't understand like what her ethos is no me neither like it's so because I don't think that dick cake offended her I didn't I don't think she was trying to be cool about it I think she was just cool with it I don't know but
Starting point is 00:50:31 I just find Leah annoying like she's just like doing everything she can to like give Ramona Ramona just looks bad when Ramona reacts so she's just trying to get a reaction out of Ramona yeah I feel like she's very sneaky Leah like I really am like hating her no she really is so obsessed with trying to take down Ramona both covertly and overtly that it's ruining her own development on the show because people like Ramona Ramona like I feel like Ramona's actually having a really good season where like she's so integral to the group like she really is she's one of the few that like you know wants a party and drink and it's like down to do all of these things and Leah just doesn't get that she doesn't get why people like Ramona so much yeah totally and also I do think in general Ramona's reactions are you you
Starting point is 00:51:16 you question them you're like is this genuine is this not but then when we were watching in last week's episode the seance and when her brother was brought up and the way that she reacted which was obviously so genuine this is something that deeply plagues her but her similar her reaction you know physically and just like the thing she was saying was like was a lot and it was but it's very much how she reacts with other things so it just she's just unlike other people she's not like other girls she's not like other housewives she you know so like I just felt like that was actually a really interesting window into like her actual soul and how she feels and how she reacts in a genuine way and I'm like oh
Starting point is 00:51:54 then all those other times were also genuine yeah just look strange totally um I did think it was like incredibly bizarre for Ebony to invite all the women to Black Shabbat which I want to talk about in front of Bershon when Bershon was not invited like why not just send a text um yeah well she obviously like started she thought she was alone and Bershon came she shouldn't have continued what she was saying she should have switched the shots it was so painful but also why can't Bershon come well because Ebony said that all the women most of the people at the Shabbat are black and they're the black people she's been to Israel with. And I guess that doesn't include Bershon.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I'm like, why can't Bershon come? But I guess like COVID too. It's one more person. She was using COVID as like a- They're already in the same pod. I don't think Ebony likes Bershon. I like Bershon a lot. Me too.
Starting point is 00:52:38 And I loved how, I mean, I watched last week's and this week's together. I loved how she just owned that. She was a little out of line in what she said she said I acted familiar and we are not familiar and I was like that's exactly the perfect way to phrase it yeah um Sonia like I'm really struggling with her because I feel like the advice that Ebony is like empowering her with is good but it's also like making her into like a monster yeah so it is becoming like a dictator like yeah
Starting point is 00:53:05 I just feel like Ebony and Leah they don't like understand they don't understand Sonia it's just like how Bershon came in in the first day they were like you know Sonia's like this open book and you really feel connected to her and then you also realize she's a broken record yeah and it's they they think that they don't understand the depth of the issue and I actually feel like in their own weird way Ramona and Luann do. And they try to, even though they put her down and they speak to her in sometimes ways that she should not be spoken to. I'm sure it's frustrating being friends with Sonia.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Of course. No. And like all this empowerment Leah and Ebony are giving Sonia is going to bite them in the ass because she's not doing well. No, she's not doing well. And it's technically good advice. You know, you should like. Don't let anyone walk all over you. But she's not doing well. And it's technically good advice. You know, you should like. Don't let anyone walk all over you.
Starting point is 00:53:45 But she's not applying it in. In the normal right way. Right. Cannot wait for Black Shabbat. Yeah, I'm really. So interesting. It's not next week though. It's not next week.
Starting point is 00:53:54 I just watched the previews and it wasn't then. So we're talking about Black Shabbat and then it's not even next week. No. What the hell else could there be? There's literally nothing going on in this group of women. I forget what the previews had, but it wasn't Black Shabbat. Okay, well, I was really looking forward to that. Stay looking forward.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Yeah, I guess. It was just like fine. It's such a bad show. Yeah. It's not good. It's not good. I do hope where Sean becomes full time, because I also feel like right now the women are writing her off like,
Starting point is 00:54:20 oh, this woman won't be around for a while. This crazy lady who. But I do think people like her. Love. And I think she adds a lot to the show. And to see her home and her, like, want to know about her British banking ex-husband. Right, and every time we find out some information
Starting point is 00:54:33 about her personal life or her past, it gets so fascinating. Yes, I mean, even just her story of being 13 years free from cancer, like, interesting. Yeah. Let's talk about it. Learn more. So it's just like
Starting point is 00:54:45 it's yeah and that's all I watched because I was just like so engrossed in the Olympics but I did catch a couple minutes of Tyler Cian watched weapons live with Luan de la Seps and he looked great he did great I was so proud of him I feel like in an unofficial capacity like I really trained him for that moment yeah he didn't even know who Luan was before he met me okay no I watched a few minutes. It was a pleasure to watch. And his girlfriend was there. His girlfriend was there and Matt was there
Starting point is 00:55:09 and Tyler called both of them his soulmates. Oh. Because Andy was like, do you believe in soulmates? And he's like, yeah, I got two right there. Oh my, that's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:55:17 I'm sure his girlfriend was like, what the fuck? No, stop. No, it's nice. Yeah, sure. But now they have to get married. Well, it's been a pleasure sitting here with you.
Starting point is 00:55:24 You as well. Always is. Rightly. And that's it. Yeah, sure. But now they have to get married. Well, it's been a pleasure sitting here with you. You as well. Always is. Rightly. And that's it. That is it. Thank you guys. Would you like to wrap up? No, you can.
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