The Toast - S4 Ep135: The Other Side Of The Week: Thursday, July 29th, 2021

Episode Date: July 29, 2021

Chrishell Stause confirms she's dating boss Jason Oppenheim (Page Six) HBO Max's satirical series about the royal family 'The Prince' to air (NY Post) Rihanna picks sides in 'RHONY' Leah McSweeney, Ramona Singer feud (Page Six Style) Kelly Clarkson to pay Brandon Blackstock $200K in monthly support (Page Six) Adele is reportedly considering Las Vegas residency with huge payday (Page Six) Olympics Recap White Lotus Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. We are on the other side of the week. Congratulations, you made a bitch. The other side, the other side, the other side of the week. I was doing The Other Side of the Door by Taylor Swift, but I actually like yours better. Both iconic, both so exciting in order to celebrate being on the other side of the week. It's just the best feeling, like, and it's crazy how this feeling comes every week. Yet it still feels so rare. 52 weeks a year, 28 years of my life, and still the feeling never gets old.

Never. You know? Congratulations. Congratulations to everyone. We made it over the hump, and we're sliding into Friday. Slide. Just going to slide right in like A-Rod in San Tropez. Going to slide right in like Derek Path in My DMs. Slide. Just gonna slide right in like A-Rod in San Tropez. Gonna slide right in like Derek Peth in my DMs. Oh, in your dreams. We have a great show for you guys today. I'm battling a

little bit of a cough, so if I sound sexy and raspy, try not to get too turned on, okay? Yeah, it's a little bit of sticky shoe sticky shoes syndrome it's actually exactly that my sticky sticky shoes that was wow so I think you have to sing more today the other side of the door no I'm honestly like not having that type of cough like where my voice sounds really good no I think it does sound good but it's like your voice sounds good but you know you don't have the strength to sing like you know it's like you don't have the joie de vivre. No, I don't have the joie de sing. Like you don't have a song in your heart. And I always do. I know. And that's, what's really sad about being sick. I've been broken. She's been broken. But

she persevered and she came today because she said, I must deliver the fast vibe. I have to do it. And I am not COVID positive. I did get a COVID test. So there are other illnesses out there. And I think I've just got a cough. I think and like the common cold, you know? Yeah. Even though it feels very uncommon. Well, it always feels uncommon. And the cold is actually the worst thing to have because nobody takes you seriously. They're like, you're such a fucking baby. There's no medicine that treats it. You know, you can have soup and crackers. No, totally. And maybe have some toast.

Nobody respects you. Nobody respects you, but you're suffering. Yeah, no. And it's like they just write you off like, oh, it's just a cold. But it's like, it is because I feel like I'm on death's door over here. And it's not like when you have stroke, you've got an antibiotic and every day you're feeling better. It's like with the cold, you just have to ride it out with no respect attached to it. No, there's nothing you can do to shorten it.

And like, it's, I'm coming to terms with the fact, like I have a lot of weekend plans that I might, might not be able to go to. Oh my goodness. Yeah. But like, I will not give into this illness. Like right after the toast, like I'm getting soup. I'm going to take a really, really hot shower, like break down this mucus in my chest. Like I'm not giving in and I'm not giving up.

Okay. I just want to let you know, I'm so here for your resilience. There's nothing I could do. No, I'm here for your resilience, but it's that sort of attitude that sometimes makes it worse. And then, then you got a real problem. Totally. But if you just nip it in the bud and listen to your body. Oh, I am. I know. But like, you got to give it a few days in bed. And then like, if you were to do that by Monday, you would be feeling better as opposed to Monday. As opposed to Monday pneumonia. No, the thing is, is that like being sick as an adult is the fucking worst because I

wish I was feeling this way on Monday. Then I knew like by the weekend I would be feeling totally fine. But now it's like, I don't even mind. Okay, whatever. Missing work. Sure. Whatever. But like when my personal time off is up for grabs, that's upsetting.

Yeah, that is upsetting. And that's what I'm currently struggling with. Yeah, so. I work too damn hard for this PTO to go home now. I agree. But take it easy today, tomorrow. We'll see where you at. I'll give you an evaluation tomorrow.

Yeah, I did myself no favors. Yesterday was a really busy day for me, but it was totally worth it. Even though like I was dying on the inside. Right, and now you can tell us all about your secret project that wasn't your secret to share. It was not. Even though I told Taylor, I was like, I almost spilled it on the toast. She was like, she's so chill.

She's like, I literally don't care. It's hard to know. I know, and I took all these pictures. I'm like, you post first, and then tell me what I can post. She was like, no, just post whatever you want. I'm like, seriously? Are you sure? That's so rare.

It was so weird. She's really not like other girls. Truly. So I went over to her house yesterday. I also podcasted. Like, of course, she gets me for five minutes. I'm the same with her. I'm like, need you on the podcast.

So we podcasted for Taste of Taylor. But then yesterday, their wedding's in like a couple weeks. Taylor and Taylor went to City Hall to get their marriage license. They needed a witness. And even though it really was like a true formality, like you had an appointment at City Hall, we had to make it special, you know? They both wore white.

As they were getting dressed, I ran across the street to the dollar store and got like the only things I could find, which was like fake flowers. And they didn't have any veils. So I just bought like confetti poppers. And I was popping the confetti in City Hall. And I did get in trouble because in this climate, you really can't do that. I didn't realize how loud they were. Yeah. And like to be the confetti in City Hall and I did get in trouble because in this climate you really can't do that I didn't realize how loud they were yeah and like to be making a

mess in City Hall I cleaned it up I picked up the confetti oh that's good I just startled the employees with the pop that's really bad yeah really bad and like I think I embarrassed Taylor and Taylor you know yeah it was bad I didn't know this was a sad story it goes downhill pretty quickly okay but but it seemed like, you know, everything went well. Yes. You witnessed. They licensed. I signed it.

And my name was, like, on all their paperwork. So, special. That's exciting. Yeah, it just felt special. Well, that's so nice that you did that and that you just had such a fun, exciting day yesterday. Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married. Going to the chapel

and we're gonna get married. Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married. By the way. This is like the song that never ends. This is really good.

These were like true wedding bells. I can't believe that we like haven't had an instrument to date. Like it took us four years. Four years. That's horrible. We need more instruments. We need a ukulele. We do need a.

Shaker. Shake, shake, shake. Tambourine. Tambourine. Tambourine. With a drum. It has a drum and a shake. It's a twofer. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.. Tambourine. Tambourine. Tambourine. With a drum, it has a drum and a shake. It's a twofer.

Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Yeah. Go into the chapel and we're... Wait. Oh, that was a go... Yeah, shake. Okay. Go into the chapel and we're gonna get married. Go into the chapel and we're gonna get married.

That was nice. Congratulations, Taylor and Taylor. That one goes out to you, Taylor and Taylor, if you ever see this. Literally. Ever. No, but I just can't relate to people who do... Everyone has to go and do the courthouse wedding thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I can't relate to people who don't make it fun and corny. We literally spoke about that on the podcast that I did with Taylor yesterday. Because it's a thing. Itouse wedding thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I can't relate to people who like don't make it fun and corny. I, we literally spoke about that on the podcast that I did with Taylor yesterday. Cause like, it's a thing. It's a thing. Like I got all dressed up. And they do sell flowers right outside. No, we went to Jersey City

because that's where they currently reside. And I thought that they would, you know, in Manhattan, they have like people you could like pay $1,000 to like be your witness, take pictures. They carry like fancy cameras. They didn't have that. Oh, okay. Well, I'm glad you were still able to make it your own. Obviously, even just wearing white, like you must wear white. Of course. Can I tell you something I'm really

struggling with right now? I see what you're holding in your hand. Do you know what I'm about to say? Your flow is about to be disrupted. Okay. And I was worried about you yesterday and I wanted to help you, but I didn't want to step on your toes. I know. I wish you had texted me to remind me. Here's what happened. You were sick. I didn't want to give on your toes. I know I wish you had texted me to remind me. Here's what happened. You were sick I didn't want to give you jobs and you'd be like bitch you do it. Here's what happened. No no I don't want you to do it like I'm really. I know I know I didn't want to step on your toes but I would have posted Chrishell. Fuck okay so when Jackie left for her trip I got into a really good groove with our Instagram at the morning toast. The feed. The feed and what I've started to do is we post a picture every day of us in studio.

And then we update you guys on the news. So I've decided to be really strict and only post twice after our initial in-studio photo because then we get a really cool flow. So if you'll switch to my individual camera, you'll see all of the pictures of us in studio get lined up and it becomes like a cool thing. Yesterday I was ill and busy and I only posted

once. So I think I should post right now just to get it up. And I'm just going to post this picture of Chrishell. Okay. Like I know it's old. And just say you'll understand when you watch today's show. Okay hold on. But can you wait to post that till like we finish recording that way people can go and watch today's show. But then we're going to post twice in a in a row it stranger things have happened okay but like do not post that in studio jackie always post the in studio photo i won't oh my god okay i won't until you give me the green light because i know you have you this passion of yours no and it's like it's only been going on for like a week so like i want to make it so that like forever you know no i know and it's like if you if if that one week you can't hack it like it doesn't bode well so i think it think it's important. No, if I fuck it up once, I fuck it up forever.

I think it's important to take these emergency measures. Okay. So I'll post it at the end of the episode before our in-studio photo. Yes. And of course we will be talking about Chrishell because I have so many thoughts and more than my own thoughts. I'm so curious to hear yours. Okay.

You know? Yeah, of course. So do you think without further ado, do, do, do, do. For sure. Like we only have so long till my voice gives out. That's true. And also we'll give you your Olympics mini recap at the end of the show.

We are not going to be spoiling what happened this morning in Tokyo because if any of you don't know what happened, like you deserve to watch it in prime time. Yeah. And you should all have the experience that Olivia Oshry robbed me of this morning. Right.

And that's the second thing Olivia has robbed me of. She also robbed me of the ending of The Irishman. Well, not really. Yes. I stand of the ending of The Irishman. Well, not really. Yes, I stand by that Olivia spoiled The Irishman for me. Just because I didn't know Jimmy Hoffa was murdered. Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert. Just because I didn't know in real life.

Who the fuck is Jimmy Hoffa? Like, I didn't know that he was murdered in real life. Apparently, Olivia's like, everyone knew that. Everyone did not know that. No. So she really didn't have to spoil. You didn't know. No, I didn't know.

See, she didn't have to spoil. That's just like an obscure historical fact. That's not like obvious. Like the Titanic, it sunk. Right. That's spoiler alert. That's not a spoiler. Yeah, I agree.

Also, but like with the Simone Biles stuff when it happened that morning, we talked about it. It's too big. It was everywhere. Like that just, you know, there's a difference. But, you know, we'll save that. Also, I've been watching White Lotus on HBO. Oh, I've heard about it. And I'll talk about it because I don't think you need to watch it and that's my okay that's my thesis I mean like I literally cannot

take anything else on I had to break I watched the Olympics during the day too and I had to take a break to watch Tuesday night's Love Island and honestly it was the most anxious I've ever felt in my life I'm like I've got to get back to the Olympics that's not good it's not good no wonder you're not feeling well the Olympics are like low-key ruining my life like I'm enjoying it but it's so much fucking pressure and like you feel pressure I feel pressure imagine how they feel totally but like everyone's kind of like you know like coming to me as like this like Olympics like kind of connoisseur expert and it's it's humbling for sure but it's overwhelming yeah well no wonder you're not feeling well you have too much on your plate too much okay withoutdo-do-do, it is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need

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That's N-O-O-M dot com slash toast. Thank you for that. Noom.com slash toast. What do you got to lose? Thank you so much. You're so welcome first story i would say this is the biggest news of the day which says a lot chrishell stouse confirms she's dating boss jason oppenheim selling sunset star chrishell confirms she's dating the famed

real estate broker jason oppenheim who also happens to be her boss stouse revealed the relationship with pda pack photos hidden at the end of a new instagram photo dump from a vacation to capri italy in one of the photos posted Wednesday, Oppenheim can be seen kissing Staus' neck. Oppenheim responded to the photos with a heart emoji in the comments section, and then his brother commented, Love you, Chrishell. Thank you for making my brother happy. Then model Tina, who was also on the trip, I have to imagine she was there with Brett,

because then Roman and Mary were there too, so it was like a triple. So the model wrote, Aw, congratulations, you guys. Finally, IG official, you know, letting people know that she knew for a while. I hate people like that. Like so glad you could finally share our secret. Oh my God. It's been, I've been dying to like share the secret. So excited about this.

It's been like bursting out of me. Like, shut up. Like we get it in universe. That doesn't make you cool. No, totally. And, but it also means that they have been dating for more than just a day. Well, can we talk about the atrocity that was this quote-unquote announcement? Okay.

If it weren't for the comments, I would have never have known that this was a relationship announcement. It was a group pictures. It was a dump. And then there's one photo where like, yeah, that's an inappropriate place for like his boss to put his lips.

Like that's the only thing that I was like, oh, that's weird. They're so close at the Selling Sunset offices. It didn't strike me as anything. And then her caption was like the J-Lo effect, which I today, I was today years old when I realized that meant putting your relationship announcement at the end of a photo dump. Okay. Because to me, the J-Lo effect is, I don't know, being snatched at age 50 or like getting

back with your ex-boyfriend. I don't know. To me, the J-Lo effect was just being on a boat in the Mediterranean. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but. Like literally, I didn't read anything in Twitch. So many people tagged me and I'm like, you guys, I like Sailing Sunset, but like I'm not this big of a fan. Right.

And then I think it was, it eventually dawned on me that they're dating and it's just like really shocking. No, it's shocking for sure. Just because like, in my opinion, he's just not that cute. But he's super rich. So Mary just must be vomiting over this. And she, like, had to caption, like, I'm okay with it. But, like, I just know she's not. Yeah, and, like, people were commenting.

Like, Roman commented, so happy for you guys. Finally, people will stop with Jason and Mary, hopefully. Wait. Take a step back. Roman. Same as Roman. Is it? Are you sure? Yeah. back. Roman. His name is Roman. Is it? Are you sure?

Roman. Roman. Then I'll tell you where I got Roman from. Joanna Krupa, when she was on Real Housewives of Miami, and her man's name was Roman. Okay? Okay. I didn't just make it up.

No, I think you did. Roman. His name is Roman. His name is Roman. Do you even watch Selling Sunset? Joanna Gruber lives in my mind rent-free. Like, I'm sorry. 100%.

And so does Roman. And their toxic fucking relationship. You know what? I was going to make fun of you, but that is such a reasonable explanation. I totally understand. And I only have space for one Roman, and it's Joanna Gruber's ex. But are you 100% sure Joanna Gruber's ex's name wasn't Roman? No, I feel really sure, because I wouldn't just start calling people Roman.

I mean, you've called people the most random things. That's true. Ben Affleck. Bali. Bali. But back to what you had just said, his caption. His comment. His comment.

Can you read it again? So happy for you guys. Finally, people will stop with Jason and Mary, hopefully. You know, because everyone on the show was like. Of course, I know what that means. Okay. But I just want to talk about like the level of loserdom in just like actually saying that out loud yeah I agree I think it's like a 10 out of 10 I agree especially because I saw that comment but I didn't

I hadn't seen who wrote it yet I thought it was like just another maybe like you know um the girl Tarek's Heather Rae Young Heather Rae Young that's something like Heather Rae Young could say and I'd be like oh okay it's like a joke from the show yeah for mary's husband to say that i don't know no and i actually just like feel really sad for mary i hated mary like the whole time because she's like trying to make this relationship with roman like happen and it's like it's not going to happen it's like's, like, happening. It is happening. But, like, she went from dating Jason, who's, like, the boss. Everyone, like, loves him. He's super wealthy.

They're so successful. And, like, then she's, like, bankrolling this, like, kid as her husband. Like, it's just not an ideal situation. So I'm sure what she's feeling is, like, you know, seeing Chrishell live out her dream. Oh, you think so? But I feel like at any point she could have said goodbye to Roman. No. I don't think she could have said goodbye to roman no i don't think she could have you don't no i think like jason was like done with her like the second it started

like that's just what i think okay interesting he expressed not one more soul of interest in her romantically barely even as a friend like in the entire time i watch that show you know who i really need to know how christine i need to to know how Christine feels about this like this trip this everything I'm sure she could not give a shred of a shit she is so um just like on the outs like she's still part of the show and she's gonna be amazing and I can't wait to watch but like you know she's also in like um in the Amalfi Coast and they're not meeting up yeah of course because she can afford her own trip. Like she doesn't need to get on her boss's boat. But also when it comes to Christine, like there is a weird level of like intimacy

with this group of people. Like technically what we're supposed to believe is like they all work together. Would you ever go on vacation with your coworker? No, like most normal people wouldn't. So like, and like, would you have dinner with your coworker every night and like go out to dinner with your coworkers

and then wake up and have breakfast with your coworkers before you go back to work? No, it's just like an unhealthy, maybe like go out to dinner with your co-workers and then wake up and have breakfast with your co-workers before you go back to work no it's just like an unhealthy maybe like sorry Christine has a normal work-life balance no I completely agree I really sound like a man like oh with no it doesn't sound that bad okay actually but I don't know and I'm sorry I just coughed directly into the mic like that was so rude a little treat for you guys um but let's talk about the relationship itself right like like I'm not living for this in any in any way and it's just it's really surprising I just feel like Chris

is one of those girls who literally has the worst taste in men I just despise Justin Hartley even when you look at these pictures and the body language like it's not there no no it's that's such such an excellent point as a body language expert myself there is so much space between them but they're also like close so they're like it's fake like for sure I don't think it's fake but I just don't think she's that into it like I think I don't know what happened that like led her in this direction but I just don't think that this is like the greatest love story of our time and I disagree with you about Justin Hartley oh my god if Justin Hartley.

Oh my God. If Justin Hartley literally busted into the studio and was like, Claudia, marry me right now. I'll give you anything you want. I'll make you the star of This Is Us. I would literally tell him to get out. Like I despise him. Well, I wouldn't want to be the star of This Is Us either.

But you know what I mean. But he's so handsome. No, he's not. And successful. Despise. Okay. Well. Like, yes. successful. Ugh. Despise. Okay. Well. Like yes traditionally his looks like from a completely non-biased third-party perspective could make up a handsome man but the man inside no. That I can get behind that. I don't know the man inside but we only like. That's like Justin Timberlake. We saw

no no because his looks are not it. Yes, they are. Arbitrarily, if we came from another planet and we saw him, we'd be like, oh, yeah, okay, I guess this is a handsome man. No. But from the second a word came out of his mouth and he danced and had his curly ramen noodle hair, it was a no for me. No, I disagree on all counts. I don't think you could say that Justin Timberlake is not handsome

in a completely like... Let me look. I haven't looked at him in a while. Yeah, handsome in a completely, like. Let me look. I haven't looked at him in a while. Yeah, I guess I haven't either. Let me look. Show me pics. I'm going. It's gonna be me.

It's tough. Let me see. It's really tough. Eh, actually. I don't know. I actually think he looks better in these pictures than I was thinking of him. Really? I think he looks worse.

Wait, show me again. Like. He looks like Robbie Hayes. That was a really nice compliment to Robbie Hayes. He looks like Richard Madden a little bit. You know what? Justin Timberlake is not cute. I mean, I've been trying to tell you. Well, I just thought, like, because he's so mediocre and he got so famous, like, he must be handsome.

So I never even questioned it. But now that I just looked at this photo that's not a cute man. And this was like number two photo on Google Images. Like I wasn't trying. He's at the Oscars. I wasn't trying to sabotage him. I actually chose a photo where I think he looks really nice better than I remember. Do you think Jason Oppenheim is cute? He's not my type. Yeah for sure.. He's a cutie. And he has a really nice personality on the show. And he's like a nice boss. You hit him with the personality.

No, like he's cutie. Like I'm not saying anything. He's cutie. I'm not saying anything about either of them as individuals. I'm just saying these two together, like what, what went wrong, honestly. Yeah. And even these pictures, like still, if it wasn't for everyone saying that it's because they're in a relationship, like this is how you pose with your boss who you really like and you go on trips and yacht trips with. Yeah. Not the kissing of the neck, but for sure. That,

yeah. That's not a couple. This was the worst announcement ever. Like, how are we supposed to know? This is not a couple. Everyone on the YouTube. Okay? No. No. Yeah, no. So, that's my thoughts on that. I mean, clearly they are dating and they're saying they're a couple. For sure, but, like, talk about the worst announcement ever.

Like, having absolutely no grip on, like, social media behaviors. And I just, like, I just don't think this is a great love story no this isn't it for Chrishell no I I agree but I look forward to watching this season and see the circumstances that brought them to this conclusion right like how desperate did she have to like what circumstances left her feeling that desperate yeah yeah yeah maybe Justin Hartley like showed up and like ripped her a new one and she was just looking for a friend I know I guess for a friend and also it's like Jason he's always like, showed up and, like, ripped her a new one. And she was just looking for a friend. I know. I guess for a friend. And also, it's, like, Jason, he's always, like, with models, right?

And, like, what made him, like, after knowing Chrishell for three years now, like, be, like, Chrishell's the one. Yeah, that's a good question. You know, for both of them. So, it's not, like, either one of them is not worthy of the other. Like, I actually think they're both individually interesting people. I just want to put them together. What changed, yeah.

What changed. And also, like, whose idea was it to have this terrible caption and photo series? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I really want to know. I agree.

So we'll keep you posted on the most random couple news that I've heard recently. Yeah, but, like, it's not that random, like, because they're on the same show, but I literally would have

never even thought twice about. I'm like, no, no. They could literally be making out in these pictures and i would be like no why are you guys tagging for the show it's for the show why am i being tagged totally are you ready for our next story which is some exciting content news some exciting content news finally ecnf ec news finally ecnf ecnf. HBO Max's satirical series about the royal family, The Prince, will air, start streaming today. We got a trailer.

We got a trailer that was so hysterical. Like, and it really, so I didn't know what to expect. I thought it was going to be mostly George, but everyone's there. Queen, Meghan, Harry, Will, Kate, everyone. Yeah, so I'm really looking forward to see how Gary interpreted everyone's personality. But H.P.L. Maxx's anticipated satirical animated comedy about the royal family, The Prince, has finally set a release date, and it's much sooner than you think. The streaming service will drop the first 12 episodes of the Gary Giannetti-created cartoon

at 3 a.m. on Thursday, so it is live now. The Prince is a parodic twist about the imagined inner mechanics of the firm through the lenses of an animated Prince George, who is the eldest son of William and Kate. The youngster is third in line of succession to the British crown. I feel like a lot of people don't know because they know Gary from Instagram as like funny Instagram guy, husband, cute part of a dynamic power couple with Brad. But he's like one of the most successful writers. He's written like for Family Guy, right? Forever. Yes. So he got his own show like writing wise and he does the voice right of he does the voice of Prince George of Prince George so like I feel like this is like

gonna be shocking for people because they only know him from like young people know him from Instagram yeah but he has all the chops to make this a very great and he was like way successful before his Instagram blew up yes also. Also, here is the cast. It's some really inspired casting. Orlando Bloom is playing Prince Harry. Orlando Bloom is playing Prince Harry. Okay. You know, this is a palace inside of a larger palace.

Yes. Alan Cumming is playing George's butler, Owen. Oh, fabulous. I saw Alan Cumming on the street once. Exciting. Riding a bike and like singing. And I was like. That tracks.

I was waiting for the light and he like biked right past me. I'm like I think that was Alan Cumming and he turns around and he was like it was Francis de la Tour's Queen Elizabeth unfamiliar Lucy Punch is Kate Middleton don't know her Condola Rashad is Meghan Markle I'm familiar Ewan Rion is Prince William where is Sophie Turner Sophie Turner is Charlotte. I feel like she doesn't have a big role. Dan Stevens is Prince Charles. He is from Downton Abbey

and he also voices the Beast in Beauty and the Beast. Stop! Oh my God. And he will be playing Charles. Sorry.

Stevens is also voicing Prince Philip. Wow. He's a twofer. He's got a lot of good voice work going on apparently. I mean that's probably why he was cast from Beauty and the beast it was a lot of voice work oh my god that's so exciting

i'm actually gonna watch it today even though like i probably have to wait until after the olympics like i can't spare a minute of my free time watching anything but the olympics but i really want to watch this because you know the trailer gave me major vibes three two one Alan Gregory yes um which was the most underrated animated show of all time voiced by Jonah Hill the main character and I just feel like not enough people talk about it I mean some of these animations are like really savage to be honest yes like look at Prince Philip oh that's and look at William like I think that's probably considering William's still alive that's probably like the worst one yeah um queenie looks like queen looks like queen and charles looks like charles looks like charles um megan and harry

look i i feel like i wonder how much they're going to be in it but they looked like fine they looked like cartoons so i would say william was like the most slighted most slighted for sure because prince george looks adorable adorable he looks like alan gregory yeah no he's so fucking cute justice for alan gregory i wonder if jonah hill knows like the impact of that one show that he probably did one days of one day work for i feel like if he had chosen ruthie he would know yeah he obviously like has bad choice decision making skills because he didn't choose ruthie and he didn't choose Alan. I agree. Disgusting. Disgusting. Are you ready for our next story? Only if it's a story that's brought to you by Vivino. We all enjoy a nice glass of wine, especially after a long day, during a fancy

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You're welcome. Next story. Rihanna is picking sides in Rahoni feud between Leah McSweeney and Ramona Singer. I saw. The bad gal is known as a Bravo fanatic who follows her favorite stars on social media and occasionally weighs in

on various Real Housewives happenings. And sometimes she even gets name dropped in an episode. So this week, the fight broke out between Ramona and Leah. Ramona quipped that she would promote Leah's brand, mistakenly called Married to the Mob, Leah Mob or Mob something. And Leah replied, you're not exactly my demographic, so it's all good. I already have Rihanna wearing my shit. I don't need you wearing my shit.

So Rihanna posted a carousel photo, the first one in a t-shirt that says bitch mob obviously from from the mob and then a slide of her tv filmed of this scene and then she said what was said at Ramona Singer crying laughing emoji oh my god you guys like this every now and then Rihanna pops her head up to let us know she's still watching Bravo and I do believe the last time she acknowledged the Bravo universe was with Tom Schwartz. Like a million years ago, he was brushing his teeth and it was just like a random funny scene and she was like cracking up. Yeah. So we haven't heard from her and I'm like glad to know she's still keeping up even with

the worst of the shows, Real Housewives of New York. She obviously has a lot of free time since she's not releasing an album. So I'm really glad that she's still on the train with us. Right. But I do think she's also the last remaining person on the Leah uh yes what I was gonna say on the Leah train I couldn't really understand like what the meaning of her message was and I'm afraid that it means she's on team Leah she definitely is like she put the shirt on she took a picture yeah and she inserted herself but also like if the show you're watching says your name, like you're gonna, of course you're going to jump in. I'm actually so curious as to how many t-shirts Leah sold from that post.

Like, I wonder if that was good for business. I always forget Leah has a business. Yeah. I mean, I can't imagine it was bad for business, but I also just sometimes feel like those things don't really happen anymore. Like,

you know, where like, you know, it used to be back in the day, so-and-so was photographed and it's like sold out. And that still happens, I feel like with Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle but like now it's there's so much like content there's so many celebrities there's so many influential people and a lot of times people are like skeptical of what people are wearing thinking

that it's like sponsored yeah I just feel like I mean you never know maybe one day like Leah will share I'm sure Andy will ask her dad at the reunion. Now we have something to talk about. Yeah. Totally. Finally. So yeah, Rihanna's still watching Bravo. She's team Leah. And Leah now is probably going to be like. Even more empowered to be annoying. Yeah, exactly.

Totally. But I'm so glad Rihanna's still with us. Like I thought we might have lost her because so much of the content went so downhill. But Rihanna, she's just like us. She has plenty of free time. Are you ready for our next story yeah just wrong wrong wrong w what is it kelly clarkson will have to pay brandon blackstock two hundred thousand dollars in monthly support kelly clarkson has been ordered to pay her estranged husband brandon

blackstock nearly two hundred thousand dollars in monthly spousal and child support starting on April 1st the singer will have to pay Blackstock $150,000 per month in spousal support and additional $45,601 per child and per month in child support for the benefits of their two children seven-year-old River Rose and five-year-old Remington according to legal documents obtained by the blast she'll also have to pay all of Blackstock's legal fees, which amount to $1.25 million. You're kidding. This interesting factoid alert, the documents also state the daytime talk show host earns more than $1.5 million per month in income.

Okay, so she's earning $1.5 million in income per month. She has to put away half for taxes. She's at $7.50. And she's at 10% for agent, 10% for manager. Well, no, they wouldn't consider it her income at $1.50. That would be post-commission. Post-commission, post-tax? Post-tax?

No, no, no, no, not post-tax. Because Kelly Clarkson herself is only receiving the $1.50 because your agency gets the money. They take their percentage and then they give it to you. So 1.5, $7.50 minus taxes. So she's literally giving away 30% of her monthly income to this debt. No, that's mean. I'm not going to say it, because I'm sure he's a wonderful father.

But this just really bothers me. Yeah, I think it bothers a lot of people. And you know what? It's so funny about this. I'm all for gender equality. I truly am. But some things just run me the wrong way. And this, like, a man taking $200,000 a month from a woman, a mother.

From the hardest working woman in Hollywood. Who deserves, like, who's finally getting, like, what she deserves. Like, The Voice, The Kelly Clarkson Show, The Tour. Like, she's finally getting her place in Hollywood. And she's having to give up so much of that for her fucking loser ass ex-husband. Is this the one who's related to Reba? Yeah. Reba shames you, Brandon.

Shames. Yeah. This is disgusting. But like, I just can't stress enough. Like if the roles were reversed, I'd be like, yes, Kelly, get that money. It's the news. Yeah. There's just something.

And I can't stress enough like how I'm all for equality. But like some things just. Some things just aren't. aren't right i agree some things just are and you know what like when we're reporting on opposite roles it's because when you're divorced like more often than not of course everything every case is different but like majority of the custody goes to the mom so the mom deserves child support yeah also but kelly is the mom she alleged that he acted fraudulently as her manager. So like that's fucking chicey. And also he has given up his career as manager and is pursuing a full-time career as a rancher on his Montana ranch. His future career plans will include

sponsoring rodeos and working the ranch. Well, I would also quit my job as a manager if I knew I was getting 250K a month. I would go live the ranch life on the farm. It was $200,000 plus then $40,000, right? For child support? No, no, no. $200,000 because it's $150,000 plus $45,000. Okay, so $200,000 times $12,000 is what? $24,000. No, I'm sorry.

Yeah. So he's making $2.4 million in salary for literally sitting on his ass. Yeah, on his ranch. I would quit and become a rancher too. Yeah. Ugh, this makes me so mad. Plus, she has to pay his legal bills. Justice for motherfucking Kelly.

We have to get her, like, a new job. What's next? She needs a raise. Yeah. What's next? Because now she has to support this schmuck. Yeah. Also, did you see the new trailer for The Voice?

Yeah, of course. It was so good. It was so good. What song did she sing? From Grease. Hopelessly Devoted. But now there's nowhere to hide. Since you pushed my love aside, I'm out of my head.

Hopelessly devoted to you. Hopelessly devoted to you. Hopelessly devoted to you. So yeah, we just had Ariana Grande on the show. Thank you for being here, Ari. I loved the trailer. I loved the trailer. It was so cute. Like such a cute concept.

I feel like they're all like really nice. Like I know what celebrities are and like whatever. I just happen to feel like the four people who are hired as voice coaches right now are really four of the nicest celebrities. There's no doubt in my mind that Kelly. Kelly is nice. There's no doubt in my mind that Blake Shelton is nice. There's a small doubt in my mind that John Legend only because he's married to Chrissy

Teigen and she's like a professional like mean person. But I do feel like he's really nice and Ari is definitely like cool as hell I just I don't I think on these ensemble shows where it's not just about one big star there's no room for these stars to take up all the air and the energy no and there's no room for people to be hired who are those types of celebrities right and it won't work out so I think they have to and that just goes to show like Blake Shelton must be the nicest man in Hollywood because he's been on every season. So true. And I feel like he's probably, like, the alpha of the show in terms of, like, you know, everyone goes to him and he probably, like, is just, like, the father figure. I think he's had the most success with, like, talent.

No, but, like, I'm sure out of all the judges, it feels more like Blake's show because he's been there the longest. He doesn't act like it. And he makes that show clearly a welcome environment totally so that's on Blake and I just loved that little campfire little setup it was so cute the whole thing like it was really really sweet and I'm not someone who like goes googly eyes for a trailer no me neither but also just back to what we were saying we need to brainstorm some projects Kelly can pick up just to make up for that 250k per month like she's got to start doing some sponsored posts on her Instagram. I agree, because I don't know how much actual, like, time she has. Yeah, you know. But, like, we got to get her, like, a crust sponsorship or something,

you know, one post a month. Or, like, a commercial endorsement. Yeah. Yeah. Like, she should be the voice of, like, Hall's, what are they called? Like, loz lozenges like because she needs to protect her voice she's like one of the best voices of our generation yeah well speaking of one of the best voices of our generation truly Adele is reportedly considering Las Vegas residency with a huge payday I feel like we've spoken about this I know we're always talking about potential residencies which isn't like my favorite type of news but no but I think before COVID a lot of the news we were talking about like was gonna come true right and then everything was halted but adele is considering performing a residency in las vegas where she could earn a staggering 138k per night according to a new report that's what

kelly needs oh my god we were supposed to go to her residency of course she has that coming up still oh good okay because like she needs she needs to do two shows a month and then she'll make up for her husband who she's like literally carrying through this world yeah since city sources tell the sun that the rolling in the deep singer is mulling a residency at the strip's new venue resorts world which claudia actually went to the opening so maybe you could tell us where you could envision this taking place let Wait, let me think. I'm like so hazy. Where was there even like a... This could begin as early as January of next year. Okay, first of all, great location.

Like right by the Wynn, definitely good location for Adele. Okay. Really nice hotel too. Like clean. Adele approved. Adele approved. I didn't see like the theater because I went to the casino and I went to the club. That sounds like you.

For sure. But I'm sure they have like a sickening theater. They have a theater which holds just about 5,000 people and they're already slated to host performances from Katy Perry, Luke Bryan, Celine Dion, Carrie Underwood. Oh, fabulous. Yeah, sign me up. Throw Adele in there.

I do feel like, I don't know why, something about Adele just, I feel like she's not ready for that yet. Only in the sense that like, I think a lot of the time people who do residencies aren't retired per se, but they're headed towards that part of their career. They still, a lot of them still release music,

but like they're not as heavily anticipated as Adele's next album. I agree with you completely in the way that we used to look at residencies, but the residency formula has changed. It's not now someone who like lives out their days in the Las Vegas desert and comes in every night to sing their songs like oh I haven't watched Hacks yet you haven't but I'm going to it's like it's top of the list actually I should probably watch it today like oh my god I really like need you to

watch it okay I'm gonna watch it today oh my god I can't believe you haven't watched it that's like disgusting that's what it used to be you know like way yes yeah Celine that was it not even Celine but then I remember before COVID there was all these stories like Cardi B is doing a residency and it turned into more like just a five night stay in Las Vegas over a few months a two-week run yeah or it's like you don't have to live there in order to do it so I feel like there's residencies in the way that we classically know them like you are living in Las Vegas and you're working every night because you're sort of like at that stage in your career. And then there's also like

cash grab residency Vegas, which is like when they wanted Bruno Mars. It has nothing to do with like- Bruno Mars should be in Vegas. It has nothing to do with them putting you on the shelf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I agree.

I agree. Cool. I'm glad we're in agreement. But then it feels like COVID ruined all of that. And like, we're back to like that old school- Just add it to the list of things that COVID ruined. Yeah. I mean, it would be really far down, but it ruined.

Totally. Yeah. And also ruined our experience of going to see Kelly Clarkson. Premier night Las Vegas residency. We had a table. We literally bought the best table. And I'm almost like 500% sure I never got my money back. It was just going to be the best night of my life.

No, I know. And it was also the same weekend as CMA Fest in Vegas it was so sick I had to dress and everything I still have the Delta credit I know that but I'm like I remember getting an email from Ticketmaster they're like we're just not gonna refund everyone now oh okay sure yeah sure like we're coming and that was like literally two years ago oh my god well I guess that means we're still going but you know what Kelly can keep the money because she deserves it. Well now you know it's going to Brandon. Oh no. Get it back. Snatch it up. Snatch it up.

So those were the Fast Five stories. I feel as though you needed to know them. I felt like they were very fast and very five. We have a small TV recap because I want to talk about some of the Olympics that I watched yesterday and I know you, what did you watch? White Lotus. White Lotus. Which everyone is talking about. So our mini TV recap segment is brought to you by Legacy Box, a super simple mail-in

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because it's the best fucking idea. Okay, the Olympics. I watched like all day yesterday and then obviously like the prime time was men's gymnastics and swimming. Now I- You know what, justice for men's gymnastics because I was watching a little bit a few days ago

and like it was so on point and they just don't get, you know, the shine that they deserve because those girls just sparkle like the top of the Chrysler building. Totally. And they do the same level of tricks. Some of them, that pommel horse thing. That's the male, male beam. Oh my God.

Yes. It's impossible. So like you're right. America lost. They didn't even place whatever. Really? Yeah. But during the day I did watch men's synchronized um diving which is so interesting like it's just the nbc had this woman

emceeing whatever it's called hosting correspondent and when i watched women's diving synchronized yesterday by myself she was the host and. And she was so negative. That's so funny. Did I say that already? You did. And then I saw a comment that people were like, she was negative. She was. Except, my God, she was on point. Like literally I watched again yesterday with the same woman.

And Ben mentioned her. I'm like, she's like so negative. But every time she says something, she's 100% on point. She said like these people can't get higher than a 75. No. She said they might get a little higher than a 75. They got a 77. She actually knew everything. And so like maybe she wasn't being negative. Maybe everyone was just stinking it up.

Okay. I have a question that I was wondering when I was watching the coverage of Simone Biles exiting the all around. Is the commentary live in real time? Yes. Okay. So with Simone Biles, that shit happened at 6 45 AM.m they aired it on primetime which is when you watched it at 8 p.m but they air it still on NBC at 6 45 commentary the same commentary just nobody's watching because who the fuck is awake at 6 45 I was like they could have like if they knew what was coming you know it might have informed what they said it was all in real time and they replay the live great thank you for that that's a good question I thought the same thing okay so because then she imagine she watches the scores and then she records her audio.

They can't get higher than 75. No, totally. And she has the answers to the test. Totally. No, I do believe it's all in real time. And so after day two of watching synchronized diving, I had enormous respect for the woman. And I take back what I said. She was incredible.

And she was nailing every single point. Like she was just. What a roller coaster of emotions. She was so. I'm telling you, nobody on the planet Earth knows more about synchronized diving than this woman like she was so well read and like so smart and she had this great like southern accent which first I found annoying but now that I'm in love with her I think it was really good wow I'm so happy we love you know a change of heart no totally and then I watched um so America won silver and they were really good I'm really happy

with that but like every time I'm watching something, like China is just winning everything. Like I know you can like, I actually want to check this morning, like the official. The score count. Yeah, I want to see too. I check it like every five minutes. Olympic medal count. If you just Google it, you guys, I know a lot of people don't know this. It just comes up.

Oh, that's cool. And also if you open Peacock, they have it there too. Okay. Or you could Google it. Okay. So we have the most overall medals. 38. Next is China with 31, and then Japan with 25.

But in terms of gold medals, Japan and China have 15, and we have 14. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. I just wish we were more ahead. Yeah. Wait, so who's top three in the medal overall? Overall, China, Japan, us.

Okay. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. China, us, Republic, Russian Olympic, which like, I think we spoke about that yesterday. ROC, Russian Olympic Committee. Just feels unfair. Like if you're disqualified, you're disqualified. You don't get to like come back.

With a new name. Call yourself the morning toast. You don't get to come back in a wig like with a new name. Totally. Okay and then I watched of course what everyone tuned in for yesterday Caleb Dressel. He had already won one gold medal but that was like a relay that he won with his four teammates and they won so easily like they were obviously gonna win. But then like. I love a relay. Totally. I'm sad I missed this. Yeah but that was a couple days ago. That was a couple days ago. Then last night he ran his first individual one.

And he won. It was the men's free 200. And he won by like literally four one hundredths of a second. And he's just so fucking hot. Like there's just nothing. He's just so hot. And then he went for his interview post race. And he was just like very overwhelmed.

And before he brought they brought in his family via microsoft teams but before that it was a sponsorship before that he was just like he was crying he's like it's just been like such a hard year and he was just like really giving me like simone biles like on like really struggling vibes and i'm like this is what's the word i'm looking for it's not just simone it's prevalent amongst all athletes like he was literally like just unwell then they brought in his family they were on Microsoft teams in Orlando and he just like lost his mind he was crying like his wife was just like they couldn't even hear each other they were just like talking on top of each other and his parents were

there and then his brother came in like it was so beautiful and stunning I feel like the impact of these athletes not able not to have their families both have a family one person, not even like usually your whole family would go. Everyone who was on teams in Orlando would be there in the cheering section. We'd be seeing them, but to not even let them have one person of support, I think contributes majorly to this mental health crisis that we're seeing. I could not agree more. And very few of the athletes are incredibly lucky that their husbands, wives, or like parents are their coach and that's the only reason that they're able to be there with them but

that's because they're their coach right but most people's coaches are just coaches they're not related to them right so it's i agree it's a crisis and it's like if everyone just had their mom or their dad or their partner it would make a world of difference i really agree i completely agree as well. So that's interesting. And then, because I'm sick, I fell asleep. Like, I just needed to stay up for Caleb Dressel, and I went to bed at like 10 o'clock,

so it's not my fault. I don't know what ended up happening. I know Katie Ledecky swam, but I don't know if she won, so I'm sorry. Like, I'm letting... She won silver. Eek. Okay. Who won gold?

It was a relay. Oh, so it wasn't her fault. Okay. Who won gold? Do you know who won gold? Irrelevant. Yeah, not America. Not Australia. Oh, so it wasn't her fault. Okay. Who won gold? Do you know who won gold? Irrelevant. Yeah. Not America.

Not Australia. Oh, okay. That's really. Yeah, Australia's like killing it. China. No, China wins everything. Like, it's just not fair. From what I think, the ones that I have caught, like the, it was China.

The sports that I have caught, it really feels like everybody's winning. You know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Really? Every sport. Every sport, every sport I watch, it's like China winning by a mile and America in like second or third. Interesting. Okay.

Maybe we're just watching different things. I agree. Um, cause you're watching white Lotus. So how was that? Cause I was watching white Lotus, which I saw people were talking about. And like,

it's about, um, the premises, like all these random people are on vacation in Hawaii at this resort Jennifer Coolidge is on Jennifer Coolidge is in it and like she's so amazing but her character I just like don't fully understand yeah I mean she does an amazing job but like you're just constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop with the show and the way that it's filmed like the scenes are really long and there's a lot of talking but it's like usually in shows you only

say like really every word that's spoken is like intentional and you know you don't just like waste time just talking about stuff but like there's just the way that it's filmed I guess it's like quirky and meant to be like interesting but it's just it's kind of stupid honestly oh and the show there's only three episodes out so far which I didn't realize when I started I hate that I know like starting something with nothing to give yeah and it's just like I don't if everyone's talking about this show, like it's just because it's on HBO Max and it's pretty star studded. I mean, Connie Britton's in it and she's amazing.

She's probably my favorite character. But like her daughter, the teenage girls, like they're just like such assholes. And like, I just, I'm like, what am I watching? Like, what's the point? Totally. What's the point? Who else is in it? Um, the girl from the thruple in Why Women Kill.

Oh, you know what? I do believe i saw a clip of this on tiktok does it turn out that connie britain's husband's father was gay yeah yeah i saw like a clip of it on tiktok oh it was supposed to be funny people were sharing it i didn't get it oh interesting um yeah that's like one storyline he's just like having a hard time uh yes some sort of midlife crisis because he also got him went on the trip and like his testicles were swollen which they showed us they showed us big balls no i have to watch and like i'm surprised that didn't go viral on tiktok you know white lotus episode 1 right 20 i'll have to check that out like and it's just like the way that it it was

like we were watching a different couple scene right and then flashed to the next scene and we're just on testicles. Yeah. It wasn't like they're talking about it and then they show us. Yeah. It just opened. It was really crazy. Just testes. Just testes for the resties.

And so he went on the trip thinking that he might have testicular cancer. And then, you know, I won't spoil it. No, I won't. So he's having this sort of just like crisis life like you know what is life existential crisis existential crisis like let's make the most of every day but his son just like wants to play video games of course like fuck off dad no but it's also like you're at this amazing resort in Hawaii like I can't relate to being on your Nintendo the whole time of course and also just like watching these shows it's like I don't know if all kids are like the kids in the show but it's like it's really fucking bleak i know no

kids these days are they're so mean moody and like what all they do is drugs like i just i don't literally that's what it sounds like i definitely remember being like a mean moody teenager but i don't think i was really doing drugs no and like you still have respect for like of course no parents and authority no not anymore stuff not. Stuff. Not anymore. Not anymore. So, I mean, I'll keep watching because it's pretty, like, aesthetically pleasing in terms of, like, it's set at a resort. Stunning. And it wasn't, like, bothering me.

But I'm just, like, again, like, what's everyone watching? Right, right, right. Like, why all the hoopla? Right. Well, now we have The Prince. Now we have The Prince. OBX season two comes out tomorrow. I heard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The trailer looks high. I'm like, I don't know if maybe because I was just like so hyped up on it and it was COVID. Like, I don't even care. Like, I feel like. No, I feel like season one was really good. But season two looks like too much chaos.

Yeah. And it's like, I can only suspend disbelief for so long. Like these 16 year olds are treasure hunting and they're running away to the Bahamas. Like, I can't. Like, where are your parents? No, they're the ones chasing them. Right. Like, right like right please yeah no it's all a little crazy so I need to watch Hacks I need to you need to catch up on Love Island I need to it's a tall task I know but tomorrow's Friday so we haven't done any recaps this week because you're behind that would mean I would have to watch everything today yes you have to watch all

of Love Island today so we could do a recap tomorrow oh my god because we also have no tv recap tomorrow well what if i were to watch something else interesting that people want to hear about no but cook of castlemar but on netflix but i didn't watch i didn't watch yesterday but yesterday was the recoupling ceremony from casa more so like there's a lot happening oh and someone sent me a picture like is it a spoiler yeah i'm not gonna say i'm not gonna say what it was but they sent me a spoiler picture because i guess like someone in the house sleeps with one eye open and like you see it who she's with a couple yeah oh that's really fucking someone who wears tell me from my pov it's like this person is very much in a couple i thought you don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't seriously seriously i thought were going to say someone sent you a picture of someone sleeping in TMT merch.

That's how delusional I am. That would be amazing. Yeah, I know. Have you checked all their Instagrams to see if there's any toasters on the show? Yeah, I think I checked like the second the show started and none of them were.

Not even Casa Amora? Amora? Casa Amora toaster? No, I haven't checked, but none of them give me toaster energy. The only one who did was Shannon and she let me down. No, but it's always,

it's never who you expect. No, but also like seeing these people's Instagrams because I haven't been me toaster energy. The only one who did was Shannon and she let me down. No but it's always it's never who you expect. No but also like seeing these people's Instagrams because they haven't been able to update them so you're seeing what they look like before they're famous.

Jeremy's Instagram you have to look at. It is the biggest piece of loser-y content. It's just every single day a new mirror picture of him without a shirt on. It's so loser-y.

Stop. That's really bad. It's really bad. That's really bad. I don't like that. He should have just like started a brand new Instagram like it's embarrassing.

Yeah and like left a little mystery. Totally. Damn. Um, okay, so we will do our best to recap Love Island. We'll do our best, but some of us might watch Hacks or the Hookup Castle, our new period piece dropped on Netflix. Thank God. It looks so good. Juicy. You want to wrap up? My throat hurts. I would love

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Man, this is a long fucking wrap up. I'm doing it my way. Okay, yeah, yeah. I did it my way. And that is all she wrote. So thank you so much for listening. We'll see you tomorrow. Society season two.

What is it? It's going to be the. What about bells? Sure. Oh, yeah. Bells because of going to the the... What about Bells? Sure. Oh, yeah. Bells, because of going to the chapel. Bells, Bells, Bells. Love you guys so much.

We'll see you tomorrow. Feel better, Claudia.