The Toast - S4 Ep139: Jackie Finally Explains It All: Wednesday, August 4th, 2021

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. That feels like a Friday, but it's actually just a hump day. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? I am doing well. Thank you so much for asking, Miss Jacqueline. I'm so honored to be here today and so excited to go on this journey with you. And I'm just really praying that today's episode is less pressure, less chaos than yesterday's. I hope it's less chaos as well. I mean, I really did everything that I could to prepare for this show. I watched all the TV that you demanded of me. I four went my book last night. I didn't even pick it up because I watched old Love Island, watched Rony. This morning I got up early to watch new Love Island because I said, I said, I'm not letting Claudia down today.

I'm going to be there for her. I'm going to support her while she's on the Love Island journey and she needs a sounding board. And what did you say this morning? I said that I didn't watch one moment, one ounce, one iota of television last night. I can't. I can't. I can't.

Listen, now you know how I feel, okay? Like, I have a life, and I hit the town last night. And don't get me wrong. Based on the headache that I have, the town most certainly hit back, and I wasn't expecting that. Okay, well, next time you ride me for not watching something, I'm going to respond by saying I have a life if that suffices. Yeah. But like you don't leave your house. Like I do. Okay. Okay. But it's a subjective relative term of having a life. Can I tell you like actually the weirdest thing I did last night? Like you're going to be so ashamed of me. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So I got home at like two. Oh God. And I'm like in the bathroom doing my face routine, Ben's asleep. And my phone is like popping off because it's 2am in New York, but it's like a normal time in Tokyo. And you know, I DM with a couple Olympians. Obviously Emma Coburn is one of them. And I was like... Okay, who's another? Who's another?

Oh, I'm so glad you asked, Wench, who thinks I'm lying. Alex Kleinman, who's a part of that duo, the volleyball team I was referring to yesterday, she did sign into my DMs. Her sister's a toaster. Okay? Bitch. That is so fabulous. No, why don't you lead with that?

You buried the lead. No, because what I did is, okay, so actually I can't even go back and read my DMs with Emma because I was dead ass black the fuck out. Oh my God, stop. What'd you say? Oh, well she had, we were just, we're always like DMing. She said the shout out for

the South African toaster is her teammate. She lives in Boulder, but she's South African. Her name is Dom Scott and Emma introduced her to the toast. So they lots of lots of merch around the village that's so beautiful oh my god my messages i'm literally exclamation point central whatever so i literally what's wrong with exclamation points no it's jackie it's like out of control but like we're we're chatting i didn't even get to the embarrassing part yet we're chatting and i'm literally reading my messages this is at 2 11 a.m i literally sent her my phone number and I'm like, do you want to FaceTime?

So I FaceTimed with Emma. She showed me around Olympic village. I was just like wishing her well. I didn't, I don't know if she knew that I was like literally cracked out of my mind. Um, but that's what I did last night. Well, that's really exciting. You know what? I'm really not ashamed of you. I feel like that is just such a fun thing to do while you're drunk is to take a tour of the Olympic Village virtually.

I know. And so I think that, you know, Emma will listen today and she'll hear that you are so contrite in case you came off a little drunk. You know, now I'm just curious because I don't fully remember the whole conversation. But Ben this morning was like, what were you doing in the bathroom for like an hour? And I'm like, I was chatting with Olympians. What the fuck were you doing? Right.

I don't really want to hear what anyone else was doing unless they were chatting with Olympians. No, unless you're on an elite level like us, not interested. Yeah. So no, I think you're fine. I really do. That's not, that's not that bad. That's not as bad as some of the other stuff like that you've told me of things that I would be embarrassed about. Oh, wow. What are you holding onto there? No, no, no. Just the last time you said that it wasn't on the show. It was on, um,

a FaceTime. You were being really funny, but it had something to do with like you falling. Oh my God. When I fell in Vegas, that was really bad. That was really, really bad. falling. Oh my God. When I fell in Vegas, that was really bad. That was really, really bad. Really bad. So this isn't that. Fell in front of everyone. Snapped ankle. And not even like, not even like fall and you know, like a trip where you catch yourself, like a fall where you fully, full body hits the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know. And so this, that's always going to be the bar for me of what I'm expecting you to say. And this was not that. Okay. It sounds like you got drunk and you were a proud American.

Is that so bad? No. I'm saying no. I don't think it is either. I don't think so. So I'm glad that you had fun last night. How are you feeling today? Like actually truly unwell.

Like really unwell, like really unwell, but like so excited to dive in and give the toasters everything they deserve because this is the last episode of the week and I'll, and I'm not throwing away this opportunity. I'm not. No, me neither. I'm so excited. We have a lot to chat about. So I think we could just get right into it, you know, see where it takes us. In terms of structure, I'm really looking for like a TLDR on Real Housewives of New York. I don't know. Like, I just can't watch it, you know? Okay.

I couldn't give you a TBDR, too boring, didn't watch. Yeah. Because I can't, actually, no, I can't even tell you what happened. They filmed Luann's music video. I'll have to, you know, go into the recess of my memory to try and remember what happened. But it was a nothing episode. Nothing happened. I actually feel like we should at some point have the conversation.

About China-ing it? About taking it off of our content plate. We're not recapping so many things. I haven't even started OBX season two. But I'm still here watching shitty ass boring ass old ass real housewives of new york no so i sat down last night to watch love island i was like i'm making it a priority it was like eight o'clock i'm like i'm watching old episodes for claudia i'm gonna support did zach watch no he didn't he was watching

sports or something um and so i was using his ip iPad because he has our YouTube TV account on it. So I can just access my whole library, which is just a really great feature about YouTube TV. And I saw in the library that Real Housewives of New York was there, was coming up. And I was just like the grief that I felt in that moment. So I had to watch. I watched the two hour episode of Love Island where everything went down, where you were feeling really emotional. Okay. How did you feel?

I felt, I felt more frustration than emotion because it just so much makes no goddamn sense. And I, and now I was watching last night's episode and it's interesting now that I missed a few episodes. And so I'm coming at it from a different perch. I haven't been in it the whole time. And like, I'm feeling kind of frustrated because there's five girls there and five guys right now before the three new girls came in. And the five girls that are there are the five OG girls.

Yeah. They just keep saving each other. They just keep saving each other. All these people who come in, so many are so well-intentioned and they don't get a real shot because like just these people keep recycling each other and they keep the same boys too, except for Will. And now Charlie is the only new person in the whole house. And it's just like, you have.

Oh, my God, I forget that Will is not an OG. He's not a day one. He's like a day two. No, I know. No, you're right, by the way. It gets a little Stockholm Syndrome-y. It really, really does. And it's like some of these people, and I love her so much, but Trina needs to go home.

Yeah. And I actually feel like she might come to that I love her so much but Trina needs to go home yeah and I actually feel like she might come to that realization on her own of like to be in this house where love is blossoming and it's just not happening for you and like you've tried so many times like it doesn't mean we stay on the show till the show ends it means we should leave like this is just I could imagine it's really depressing and like not a fun place to be like at some point the party ends and I feel that way about other girls too I'm sorry Olivia needs to go kira and will they do need to go there needs to be a major switch up and i actually think the three new girls who came in last night like they really brought that excited

energy that we don't get from the stale ogs yeah there's for sure a staleness in the air i couldn't agree more and that's why it gets like so boring so fast unless like big crazy things are happening but the scene where where Cinco left and was like obviously just like upset about Caché like what did you think because like I was crying I was I was feeling conflicted because I was really interested in the conversations that they were having about who to send home yeah and I thought it was really interesting that when they had to choose which boy to send home the girls, Kashi at first said it has to be Cinco. And then Cinco leaves and she's so upset.

And I'm just like, what? Why does it have to be Cinco that goes home? She was literally doing backflips around that villa to try and prove to Charlie and like everyone else that she's not in love with Cinco. And she just clearly is. Okay, agreed. And also like her and Charlie are fizzlingling uh-huh and next week it's over what do you think i think and i also think that if cash had chosen sinko at this junction

and they stayed together till the end they would have won love island of course so she played herself she really didn't so i just don't understand why she's like the first one who's like, Cinco has to go. And then she's the most upset that he's gone. And I just, I didn't like it. I didn't like how it went down. I almost wish Shannon, when she stood up, just like lied and said we chose Will. Yet. I would be so happy if Will went home.

And by the way, Shannon is everything. And the tone she took with Will and the firmness was so necessary and kira is just a doormat sorry i couldn't agree more i hate girls who can't speak up for themselves and like make their boyfriends do it and then like you can't be you can't your friend is trying to have your back and like you can't even have your own back so you have to turn on your friend right anyways those are my thoughts it's such a good show yeah but then it's like it gets really stale. So you need to bring in new blood, new flavors. And then it gets exciting again.

And then when they have the opportunity, they choose to go back to the staleness. Yeah, exactly. There have been dozens of eligible men and women coming through who deserve to meet each other. Not while these 10 stale people just like mope around the villa. Totally. And talk about how they need more from these people that they don't even fucking like Olivia and Corey. Totally. Olivia and Corey.

Everything you just said is totally on point. They need to wipe out. I mean, no, because of just that prize at the end. And I love Shannon and Josh. And it just goes to show that you can be in a stable relationship and not be fucking boring. Yep. And you can contribute to the house and the show. Yep, yep, yep.

But other people could stand to learn a thing or two. Yeah, so many of these people are just like really getting old at this point. Mm-hmm. But the three new girls have brought really great energy, and I look forward to seeing what they bring to the table. Oh, good. I'm excited about that. Yeah.

So that's your Love Island recap. We switched up the format. We're just so crazy i just really like cannot stop talking about love island yeah no it's it's it's really great a great thing to be a part of it and the narrator is just so funny and the music is so fire okay so excuse me oh my god in the beginning of our recaps like when i first started watching i was new to the island crew i was like i love this narrator he's so funny and now i feel like he heard me say that and he like became like really annoying well he is annoying and like that's his job but i do feel like sometimes when

he like makes fun of the people in the house and just like the way that what they're about to say like it just it brings a little levity to the situation it's like okay at least i know i'm not going crazy these people saying the same thing about like their feelings no for sure but like the narrator's just not as cute and funny as i once thought okay i think that's fine you know a lot of things you know they're not what they seem and disappointment is a part of the human experience um i feel like it is time cool. You were the one who like continued to talk about Love Island when I just said it was time. Jackie, Jackie, this is not an attack on you or any part of you. It's just a suggestion.

Like it's not that serious. But honestly, I cannot take you seriously in that shirt. Oh my God. Did you see my story last night? And I'm still wearing the shirt. Oh my God. Maybe I did, but I was like drunk. Hold on. You don't have to go and look. oh my god did you see my story last night and i'm still wearing a shirt oh my god maybe i did but i was like drunk hold on you don't have to go and look basically i asked zach for pajamas because

if you watch my patreon vlog i did pack one pair of pajamas for eight nights and i don't know what how i thought that was gonna work out and so i asked him if i could borrow a t-shirt and boxers and he gave me a collared shirt so she's like so weird i'm not gonna like complain by the hand that that dressed me right so i put on the collar shirt and i went to sleep and i'm still wearing it this morning and honestly i look really professional for this podcast no you i look like i'm going on a job interview also like my hair is all the way back like a tight bun so i actually look like I'm going on a job interview. Also, like my hair is all the way back and like a tight bun. So I actually look like a man. Hold on.

This is going to be one of my pictures in the flow for today. So hold on. I'm taking myself. I'm not getting in this picture. Hold on, everyone. Okay. Smile. Okay.

Got it. Do you think I'll get the job? Smile again. Yes, you look like you're about to, you know, start your first day at a radio shack. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I'm just grateful for the pajamas. And if you want to see what else I packed and didn't pack, head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast,

else I packed and didn't pack, head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast, where I was so fucking proud of how I packed for this trip. And then I arrived here and I have everything's wrong. You guys, everything, everything. And then last night I was going to do laundry at the hotel. Um, and so they came to pick it up and it actually happened to stumble upon a treasure that let you afford that. It's so expensive. I know, I know.

I know. But, like, what's the alternative? I don't have enough underwear. No, no, no. You got to do what you got to do. You got to wait. But, like, I hope that you and Zach are saving for rent because, literally, hotel lingerie will bankrupt a bitch. We have gotten scratch-off tickets. Like, we know.

We know. And, by the way, like like i'm literally just doing like a small number of pieces um but then they picked it up this morning and they couldn't guarantee that it would be back in the time frame that i need it back before we leave this hotel so so the laundry waits another day and let's just hope i have enough underwear to get me to the next spot it's really like i it's just so crazy and i do blame the patreon because i feel like i wouldn't have been so reckless so crafty if i wasn't trying to prove something for the patreon yeah for sure you know i just really wanted to show you guys i could do it but then i just came on vacation

with no clothes no underwear no pajamas and like god forbid you just like go to a store and get underwear right i'm honestly so busy that i don't have the time, which is so crazy. And I guess like for me, I could go into a grocery store and find underwear. That's true. My granny panties are truly like sold at the grocery store. And I guess for real people, you don't get your underwear at the grocery store. I actually, I strangely get my underwear at Victoria's Secret. I think they have such a nice, there's one kind of underwear that they have.

Five for 25. They have this like stretchy, nice underwear that I love so much and I need to re-up. But no, maybe I will hit up Publix later and get some underwear. No, I'm telling you, do not sleep on grocery store underwear. It's like a diaper. You can just throw it out. I know, but like what do you do when you're wearing something like where you could see panty line or I don't know. Well, this is obviously, I'm not saying to wear these to a wedding.

Claudia, to be honest, I don't have enough room in my luggage for your big underwear. Like for that level. My big underwear? Excuse me. Your style of underwear. Jackie, that's the beauty of the public's underwear. They're not meant to be taken home. Those underwear are shorts.

And I only had room for three pairs. Okay, I'm just saying, like, you don't need to pack them. Okay, that's an interesting theory. Just think about it. Next time you drug pass to Publix. I'll add it to my list of backup plans for what I'm going to do if I run out of underwear fabulous okay now I feel as though it is time

without further ado-do-do-do where are you okay you said it not me what's he up to oh my god he's just like being like a fucking bitch like what else is there

to do when you're Theo? Except Theo's literally Prince George. Oh, I finished The Prince last night. Oh, I haven't finished it, but I've watched a lot of it. What do you think? I loved every minute of it. Like the writing is so fucking brilliant. It is. It's fun to watch.

I mean, I do take a little umbrage with the treatment of the queen. I do. Yeah, but I feel like the role that they wrote for her is actually, like, not that bad. I feel like they're all pretty bad. I mean, William and Kate, oh, my God. Ooh, William, that face. Woof. Yeah, wooftastic.

Gary doesn't like William and Kate. That's for damn sure. No, and, like, Harry is so moronic. It's actually everything of the sort. No. Yeah. Harry being a moron is are the best scenes. Yeah.

And then Megan's the only one who's like normal. Yeah. So but maybe that's because she's the only one who's not royal. The best character is Owen. Yeah. But I just think Owen deserves more respect. Like Prince George is honestly like and i know that this is the point but he's such a little shit no totally but by the way owen becomes like

a super main character and he has like a huge character arc oh my god that's beautiful i love that for owen also like i'm i'm really curious to know what happens with like the the the flummery top the skeletal baker yeah i won't tell you okay but it's like pretty spooky stuff spooky okay now without further ado to do it is time for the fast five stories that you do need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and today's episode is brought you by glamnetic for me the last struggle is real from finding the perfect lash for my eye shape to a grueling application process it's exhausting and frustrating that's why glamnetic. For me, the lash struggle is real. From finding the perfect lash for my eye shape to a grueling application process, it's exhausting and frustrating. That's why Glamnetic has put in the work to create beautiful lashes for every eye shape and they've made the application easier than ever. It's done in seconds. All you have to do is take their quiz to find the perfect lash for your unique eye shape and style. eye shape and style.

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Biles wins bronze in her only Tokyo Olympics individual event. Suni Lee takes fifth on the beam. Simone made her return to the Olympics competition on Tuesday after pulling out of all of her previous individual events due to a case of what she calls the twisties and ended up winning bronze in the women's beam final. She scored a 14 for her routine. Suni Lee came in fifth place with a score of 13.866. And the gold medal and silver medal went to two Chinese gymnasts. Oh great now China's just even more ahead of us in the medal count. I know but you know what and this kind of goes back to what I was saying yesterday is China hasn't had a good gymnastics Olympics this year.

These are the first golds that they've won I believe so once again like everybody has got their gold. again like everybody has got their gold okay so here are the standings we still have the most medals with 79 but we're behind we're 25 to china's 32 in gold medals not much has changed from yesterday then no and honestly i'm not i'm never doing that again because i just saw a spoiler what happened i'm not saying but like what what's for was it a spoiler for track and field i saw it this morning you did yeah i want spoiler for everyone by the way i'll get some really helpful feedback that like really none of the toasters are have been able to evade spoilers like everyone just knows what's happening apparently like apple news and their notifications are ruining everything for everyone. But we're still not going to do it.

No, we're still not going to do it, which is why we're talking about Simone on the beam today, even though yesterday I knew that she won the bronze. I didn't say anything. Checked out her routine this morning. Like, so beautiful. It was so nice to see Simone back doing her thing. Yeah, for sure. Did you see the Taylor Swift commercial? I saw, like, the 10 seconds that I could see on Margot's Instagram story.

Yeah, it was pretty stunning, honestly. Yeah, there's, like, a nice camaraderie. Nice camaraderie going on there. Yeah, love to see the NBC-Taylor Swift synergy, and it makes me think, like, what is this partnership? You think it's a partnership? I don't know. It just seems like up

until recently taylor was an exclusive abc7 kind of girl you know like disney plus she's always doing her shit on gma and this just seems like tv though she was doing like direct tv didn't have a channel jackie that was like literally 6 000 years ago like yeah well i went to the exhibit i did go there. Yeah, for sure. But she definitely has these partnerships, like the DirecTV one, sure. And it's been like the Disney family for a while.

That includes ABC. And now it feels like she might be heading in another direction. Wow. I'm in shock because there is construction going on in the hotel room above me. You're kidding. And I'm watching my audio feed, and you can see the little lines like people can hear it. And I just can't believe that I traveled hundreds of miles and the construction still follows me. By the way, that is the second time you said that.

Hundreds? You're thousands of miles away. I don't think I'm thousands of miles. New York to Florida is not thousands. It's miles between New York and Florida. It's 1,300 miles. So it's not thousands. It's actually just hundreds because it's not even 2,000.

So it's not multiple thousands. But it's 1,300s. Right, exactly. So it's hundreds. I don't think so. I mean, everyone let us know what you think. But it's 13 hundreds. Right, exactly. So it's hundreds. I don't think so. I mean, everyone let us know what you think. Is it thousands or is it hundreds?

Yeah, that'll be a really interesting conversation. I can't wait for that. Yeah, because you don't want to hear the truth, which is what I was saying was perfectly... You can't handle the truth. You can't handle the truth. Anyways, I apologize about the construction, but it has nothing to do with me. Do you know what I mean? I just can't believe the truth. Anyways, I apologize about the construction, but it has nothing to do with me. Do you know what I mean?

I just can't believe the construction followed you. How are they doing construction in a hotel room at 9 a.m.? Disgusting. Disgusting. Oh, my God. We didn't even mention it's hump day. I mentioned it briefly at the beginning. But, yeah, you're right.

We really didn't talk about it enough. So what are your plans? Literally, after this, it's at the beginning. But yeah, you're right. We really didn't talk about it enough. So what are your plans? Literally after this, it's over for Theo. Like he should start running because I'm going in so hard on Theo after this. Like I'm hungover. I'm going to be literally in bed for the whole day with Theo betwixt my legs. That sounds so fabulous, honestly. And it's hurting me because I'm trying to be strong without brew.

But I'm in so much pain. You look like you're in pain with that big collar shirt. Okay, mean. Sorry, I'm like... In front of my looks. I'm sorry. I'm just in a silly, goofy mood. You're just like feeling like attacking me today.

And I do feel like I'm... You're dodging me. I'm dodging. silly, goofy mood. You're just like feeling like attacking me today. And I do feel like I'm, I'm, um. You're dodging me. I'm dodging. Yeah, for sure. I'm dodging the attacks. And I don't take it personally. I really don't. I think you just miss me a lot.

So you're kind of like taking it out on me. That's kind of how I feel about Brew. I don't know if I would like really go that far as it, you know, meaning that I miss you. But I do miss you. Another attack. Okay. I'll just shut the fuck up then. No, it's fine. Okay. So Olympics, Simone took bronze on the beam. Very exciting. Great to see her back. Any other Olympic sports that you wanted to share your thoughts on? A 19 year old female track and field stars, like one, a, it was the 800 meter dash meter dash well it's not a dash because 800 meters

but she won and first of all she's only 19 and second of all she an american hasn't won that thing since like 1999 so it's like a really big deal i very much enjoyed watching her run from my couch that's exciting that's from your couch yeah that's really great but honestly yesterday was not an olympic heavy day for me which is kind of the first one I've had since the Olympics started. I'm not getting fatigued or anything. Yesterday was just like such a busy day, like meetings, meetings, meetings, work, work, work, podcast, podcast, podcast. Yeah.

Also, I do believe that Emma is running. She ran this morning, so we'll be watching tonight. Oh, fuck yeah. So that's really exciting. Yeah. But I'm also excited because our next story is some news about a man who should have been an olympian but was was before his time theo tony hawk oh right has a documentary about his life and skateboarding career in the works

by duplass brothers tony haw Hawk is getting the documentary treatment after renewed interest in the man after a few episodes of The Morning Toast. The skateboarding legend is set to be the focus of a new documentary produced by the Duplass Brothers, Variety reports. Directed by filmmaker Sam Jones, the entitled film will follow the life and career of the 53-year-old icon who helped bring the sport to a mainstream audience in the 1990s and early 2000s. The producer said, we've been working on this one for a few years. We are floored with the unmitigated access Tony has allowed us to his life and his fascinating relationship to the sport.

Tony, who retired from the competition in 2003 but continues to skate recreationally, added, we have already shot everything for it. It's just an editing process. I definitely wanted to give them as much footage and interview as possible. Well, you know who's going to be absolutely jazzed about this? Delighted? My husband. I actually think Tony Hawk is a huge influence on men, for real. Wow. So that's exciting. I think every boy

in our generation looked up to I keep almost calling him Stephen Hawk, Tony Hawk. I just got my icons confused. Of course. There are so many. You really think that he's like that guy for everyone? What,

like, as Zach, what do you think of Tony Hawk? I will. He's not in the room. He did want to sit here while I recorded. And I was just like, I don't know.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster. Cause if you breathe, cause if you breathe, like, yeah, no, it's a small room. He did want to sit here while I recorded and I was just like, I don't know, that sounds like a recipe for disaster. Because if you breathe, because if you breathe, like, yeah, no, it's a small room. No, like, yeah, for sure, you could sit, just don't breathe. Right, exactly. So I think he decided he wanted to breathe. He left. That's a good choice. I like that for him.

Breath. Yeah, that's for the best. But no, I've never heard him talk about Tony Hawk in our whole relationship. Oh, no, like, I'm pretty sure Ben had, like, posters and Ben. But no, I've never heard him talk about Tony Hawk in our whole relationship. Oh, no. Like, I'm pretty sure Ben had, like, posters. Like, and Ben thought, like, he was going to be the next Tony Hawk. That's really sad. No, I know.

Because, like, he just turned into, like, a marketing maven, you know? He didn't end up becoming the next Tony Hawk. No, not even close. Maybe he could market for Tony Hawk. That would literally be Ben's dream job. Maybe he could market this Tony Hawk that would literally be Ben's dream job maybe he could market this documentary dream job wow that's fabulous well I do hope the documentary where's it gonna be like is it a YouTube exclusive what is it oh I don't think it's been sold yet I think it's just like you know they're putting it together it's gonna come out in 2022 in theaters following the fall festival debut yeah but i just i do hope they

ask the one lingering question which is like how bitter are you that this wasn't olympics sporting your heyday i think that's a really good question do you think that if tony hawk like competed at the olympics he would beat those kids today yeah he's probably still better than the kids recreationally. Yeah. But if that were true, like, he would go. No, but also, like, do you think he would feel weird literally competing against, like, an 11-year-old kid? I don't know.

A medal is a medal. Totally. I think if he could do it, he would have done it because, like, that would have just been so nice for him to round out such a storied athletic career yeah beat out a couple of kids for a medal i'm crying are you ready for our next story lol lol are you ready for our next story are you still laughing out loud is it the third it's laughing out loud? Is it the third? It's the third. Is it the third and final that's brought to you by Pill Club? Actually, like, no, it's not final. So it's just the third.

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Like, let the girl be a princess, okay? Cinderella is getting a girl boss-esque twist in the forthcoming Amazon Studios reimagining of the beloved orphan-turned-princess fairy tale as seen in the trailer released Tuesday. This time around, Ella is chasing her dreams and not a husband. Written and directed by Kay Cannon from Pitch Perfect, the modern version introduces Cinderella, played by 24-year-old pop singer Camila Cabello,

as an ambitious dressmaker who hopes to start her own clothing line called You're Kidding! Called Dresses by Ella. You're Kidding! Her character says at the beginning of the clip, I have to make a life for myself. When her evil stepmother, played by Idina Menzel, threatens to throw her out on the street,

Cinderella opens up her own clothing store and dreams of being a huge fashion designer. And where did she get the funds to open a store? I don't know. Like the rent, the fabrics. It's top quality fabric, though. The rent? Much to the

chagrin of her family and her community. There's a laugh, jokes one of the townsfolk. This girl fancies herself a businessman. Okay, but also I saw the trailer and it looks like it takes place like Cinderella, the ones that I've seen, like exist in like not

real life. Like it's like this little town. Yeah, and like fairyland. not real life. Like it's like this little town. Yeah. And like fairyland. Yeah. Yeah. And this one, like she's going to high school,

Lily Reinhardt's there. Like it's like a normal suburb. Like why? Okay. So like, it's less of Cinderella live action and it's more like another, another, another Cinderella story.

It is a very loose interpretation of the original story. Okay. So then up until now i thought into the fell into the category of cinderella remakes live action like you know brandy whitney houston and the one with richard madden lily james which i still never saw i don't know why i've never seen it um but instead you're telling me it's more like hillary duff selena gomez lucy hale lucy hale did one and the most recent one up until this one was with laura moreno and greg sulkin oh my god i gotta see that i told i tried to tell you

i did well i didn't know that i really thought it was just going to be like cinderella reimagined with camilla cabello which i was like kind of on board with this sounds like they're just doing too much like i understand like i don't. This sounds like they're just doing too much. Like, I understand, like, don't get me wrong. Like, I really do understand, like, how Disney movies are, like, inherently, you know, gender stereotyped. Like, princess, she can't, like, move until her prince comes. Like, I get it.

It's toxic for sure. But, like, this movie's doing a lot. Like, really just trying to, like, do the most. Like, she's a girl boss. She's independent. She doesn't doesn't need a man like it's okay to want a boyfriend you know that doesn't make you anti-feminist yeah also this is reminding me of the beauty and the beast remake where for emma watson it was really important that bell was an inventor that her dress was hiked up no like she wanted like Belle to have her own thing. So Belle was into inventions. And so we got that scene of like her doing the laundry using like this laundry.

I mean, honestly, I could really use that today. Oh, the barrel. Yeah. Where she was like walking around the town with her wheel. Right. Like the horse. Like she invented like this. Yeah, that was like a really subtle, nuanced way to develop the character in a more feminine modern way yeah without it it wasn't

like the whole story but then it wasn't just so overt girl boss girl i agree by the way i forgot to talk to you about one thing in love island that was a problem do you know what i'm about to say that shannon referred to herself as a power couple oh Oh my God, you literally stole that from my brain. How the fuck did you know that's what I was going to say? I just knew where your head was going because I know that girl boss is like one of those trigger words. One of those phrases, yeah. Boss, bitch.

Yep. And just like things that just people overuse that just make you cringe. Yep. And I had recently said that like referring to yourself as a power couple is one of those things. Is one of your triggers. But you know, it was one of my triggers. It wasn't as bad coming from Shannon, but it's still, it's still just like. It's still not good.

What's really hitting me sideways is them calling these men boys. When the narrator's like the boys and I'm like, you mean this grown man? No, Cinco is not a boy. No, like I just, I just need to make sure like I'm not alone in that like do you why don't they just call it girls and guys I don't know that's all I'm asking for we need to get in touch we do need to get in touch because it's just this boy you think she's about to call out her son? Totally. Like she's picking him up from third grade. Yeah. I choose this boy.

Oh yeah. By the way, when they say boy in the recoupling ceremony, it's literally pedophilia. Like. Thank you. That's what I'm saying. Totally. That's what I'm saying. It's at the peak of its uncomfortability during the coupling ceremonies.

I 100% agree. I haven't watched a real recoupling ceremony in so long, but maybe it's because it's like, I can't, I can't. I'm choosing this boy because from the second we got here, he's been literally my best friend. No, it's weird. It's weird. Thank you so much for just validating my feelings. Um, anyways agree. Girlboss is one of those words. Even though that show Girlboss, based on Sofia Amoroso's book starring Britt Robertson, was so good. And of course, so good, doesn't get a second season.

That's how things go. Canceled. Oh, Netflix. Jackie Oshry likes this show. Sending an email. Cancel immediately. That's what happened with The Society also. It's your fault.

It is my fault. Yeah, no, if I ever enjoy a show, just know it's getting canceled. No, like literally. And so that was one of them. And if you haven't watched it, I know it's still like sitting on Netflix. And I keep recommending it to people. And it's like, why are you going to get their hopes up to get into the show just for you to not have a second season? Totally.

Also, just really quickly, going back to Camila Cabello. Did you listen to her new song? I've heard bits and pieces. It's stunning. And I don't know what happened. Because she was the biggest songstress in the world. And now nobody cares about her or her music. But I love this song.

I mean, it's hard to stay on top don't go yet it's so good it is really good but it is hard to stay on top and it makes you realize like maybe ariana grande was um aware of something when she never took a day off and now she's where she is like it used to feel like yeah you've had success take a break but look camila cabello takes a break and you've forgotten about her you are so fucking right but also camila cabello took a break and then like performed on jimmy fallon with one of her dancers wearing blackface which was really just like a very bizarre decision did you see that oh wow no i didn't see that and the weirder the only thing weirder than the blackface was her explanation for it. What did she say?

Like that they were trying to have like the song is about like coming together and they want to like, you know, a multicultural. I was like, so are you admitting that you put him in blackface? That is so strange. It was the weirdest situation ever. But like no one cares about, I'm telling you, you didn't even hear about it.

No one cares about Camila Cabello anymore. And I actually think it has a lot to do with her TikTok because someone has to take her phone away and it should be shown. Like it's out of control. Damn. I just want to let you know that the construction has now come to my balcony.

Oh my God, what are they doing? They're on my balcony. It's literally like an episode of the Morning Toast where there's the construction workers in the background. That's crazy. I know. Like, what if I were sleeping?

Like, this is a vacation. What if you were nude? For sure. No, but instead I'm all, I'm in a collared shirt, don't worry. I'm professional and ready. Don't go, don't go yet. Don't go yet. Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a bit of surprise wedding news. John Corbett and Bo Derek are married. They wed last year. After 20 years, they decided to get married around the holidays last year, and no one knew, which is really so crazy. During an appearance on The Talk on Tuesday, Corbett told co-host Jerry O'Connell,

which, by the way, Jerry O'Connell is now co-host of The Talk. He replaced Sharon Osbourne. He did? Or was that like temporary? I'm pretty sure he did. Good for him. I mean, that actually makes sense because like they had him as talent from the Jerry O Show and I don't think that's happening anymore. And they had an open seat at The Talk since Sharon got the boot. And so I feel as though it's a good match. That was a good use of the chair. Yeah. He said, Jerry, I can't believe that I forgot to tell you that around Christmas time, we got married. Bo and I got married. The Sex and the City alum revealed. Also, the Raising Helen alum revealed. He continued, we're pretty private people. We

didn't make an announcement. All our friends and family knew. I guess, Jerry, we're not that close. we're pretty private people we didn't make an announcement all our friends and family knew i guess jerry we're not that close but this is the first time either one of us has said anything publicly about it because really we haven't had an opportunity so you're my buddy and now i guess i'm telling all of america or the world after 20 years we decided to get married we didn't want 2020 to be that thing that everybody looks back at and hated we thought well let's get one nice thing out of it oh that's so cute because i'm like if you're together for 20 years like what's the point in getting married in the 20th year but that's like a sweet reason that is a suizen a suizen i like fucking love john corbett like honestly i don't put him on like my list of celebrity crushes but like young john corbett should be

also old john Corbett. Yeah, handsome, like live for him. And the fact that he's married to like Bo Derek is just like kind of everything of the sort. It's extremely iconic and I think underrated, which is why I chose this as a story because I do know that you love John Corbett and I also think everybody needed a reminder.

That he is wifey'd up. That these two are coupled up. That this girl chose this boy. Because for 20 years, he's been her rock. That's so cute. Really, really cute. Now are you ready for our fifth, and you could say, final story? It's the final story. That was a beautiful rendition.

I felt that one in my soul. Me too. Thank you for that. Thank you for appreciating it. So are you ready? Are you ready then? That's you saying you're ready i'm ready okay this is actually a little pretty interesting news that i think you and i should um pay attention to big sean says that he grew two inches taller this year

by going to the chiropractor what he got stretched at the doctor. He got stretched. Big Sean has gotten slightly bigger. The rapper recently revealed on his Instagram that he'd grown at least two inches over the past year. In the video, he recruited his friend Ronnie, whom he said is 5'10", to stand next to him. When the two stood side by side in front of a mirror, Sean appeared to be slightly taller. He said, how the fuck did I grow two inches? He wrote over the video. Chiropractor for a year straight twice a week. That's how. Straight week. That's how.

Straight spine. That's how. Wait. Sean added that people. He obviously like had such a complex about being short that he literally went to a doctor. Well, he said that people try to hate on him saying that he's only five foot six. However, now he insisted he'd grown a couple of inches. I mean, I think Big Sean is known for being small.

Yeah. You know. He's small Sean. sean yeah he's small sean and i wonder if you know choosing the name big sean like had to do with like you know putting that narrative on its head but i also think it just sort of like highlights it more yeah you know yeah for sure but it's it's nice to it's nice to hear that like there are i guess remedies for if you want to gain a few inches. Well, honestly, I'm never going to the chiropractor, first of all, because I really like being short.

And second of all, those videos on TikTok of the chiropractors literally pulling people's necks out of their brains. It's disgusting. Have you ever gotten adjusted yeah also um i have not gotten adjusted but i just read um in this article that he has said in the past that his name is not big sean because of the height and like the size of him he said people think it's for all the wrong reasons growing up in detroit he had a mentor his name was sean in the neighborhood he was somebody who kept the kids on a positive note he was like 6 8 and i was like 11 12 years old old. So I was like 4'8. And just to be funny, I said, you guys got to call me big Sean and him little Sean. So I guess it still has to do with height though. Yeah. Sounds like he just proved the point. Interesting. Well, um, I've never gotten adjusted, but it's definitely something I'm never going to

do ever. Why? Why? do you see those videos of people like literally being twisted like a fucking pretzel to be honest no i don't oh my god like people do okay like chiropractor asmr where like they get the cracks and it just looks like hell torture by the way do you like about love island that just strangely like pretty much all the cast talks in tiktok sounds oh my god okay i'm so glad you brought that up because literally every day we finish the toast i literally like want to slap myself in the face for not bringing it up i've been meaning to bring it up on the podcast for literal literally a month like i'm i could cry i'm so happy you brought it up all they they do is talk in TikTok sounds. Shannon and Cash specifically.

Say, get it, say. Say, get it, say. And she's like, not me having options. And then she's like, for me, no, it's crazy. Yeah. Last season, they did it too, especially Justine. You would have loved her because it was also when we were all beginning to talk in TikTok sounds. Right.

So it was like, it's the eyes for me. It's for me. It's just crazy how like TikTok has really changed the vernacular of our generation. Yeah. Also in last night's episode, which you will watch when the girls are on the balcony, Shannon says something that I realized afterwards was a TikTok sound. It's like a full sound. I can't remember what it was, but it'll be a nice treat for you.

Oh, I love that. I'm just like literally head over heels in love with Shannon. No, I know. She's so amazing. Are you going to, have you downloaded the Love Island app? Of course.

Are you going to vote for Shannon Josh in the finals? Is voting open right now? No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, I downloaded it because like when they wanted us to vote for our favorite Islanders. Who are yours? I was voting for Shannon Josh, Cash, and Zinko. Shannon, Josh, Cash, and Zinko.

Okay. But was there any voting last night? Like, are we required? No, no, no. Nothing is required of you. Everything's okay. But are you also getting the feeling like the show's almost over? I mean, only because of the Stockholm Syndrome.

Like, the fact that nobody can penetrate this group. The same people are here who have been there since the beginning. That it really only has so much potential in the way that it can evolve. Yeah. I am starting to feel like it's almost at the last day of camp. But they said six weeks. In the beginning of the show, they were like, it's six weeks, I think. And I think we're on a week like three or four damn

well they're gonna need to wipe out the cast then yeah and i'll give them i will let them know who i think i think like four people should stay me too like literally shannon josh cachet and someone else and like cory honestly because like a lot of a lot of girls seem to be into him but cory's like having the same issue he's been around since day one he's been single the entire time dozens of girls have come in interested in cory yeah and it's not happening same thing i would say for olivia and now the two of them they're like we're the two leftovers so they're like oh we're in love now um totally i'm just not buying it i'm not buying it they're just like trying not to look like they can't make a connection it's a loser on loser couple and i would say the same thing

about jeremy like even though it like watching him last night yes jeremy every single time a girl has come into the house always the prettiest girl like goes for him and he goes for her and he always he's only interested in looks like three new girls came into the house there's one he's like so excited because of the way that she looks and it's like every single girl who has come here has been pretty like it's not and and so it just makes me feel like even if he could get this girl that he really likes who by the way this girl likes cory more than jeremy that's her number one yeah but even if he could get her then like in a week when new girls come he's gonna want the prettiest girl again like no and even if he gets get her, then like in a week when new girls come, he's going to want the prettiest girl again. Like he's incapable of actually building a connection with someone. So like it'll be a fruitless endeavor.

Right. It'll fizzle out. I honestly think he needs to go on like too hot to handle where he has to like talk to someone and or no go on like love is blind. He needs to go on love is blind because he needs to make an emotional connection that has nothing to do with looks because he's a little too superficial. And I don't like that. That's such a good call.

You are just being so smart today. Thanks. I mean, thanks. I'll just say thanks. You're welcome. Anything else? No. No TV recap?

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Walk me through the Real Housewives of New York last night. Like what the hell happened? Okay. Um, Hmm. That's a really good question that you said that. I think you asked an interesting question. What happened. I don't know what restaurant it is. It's so cute. The food looks so amazing.

And I just like wanted to be there. Sonia says that like she hooked up with the guy that she took home from the party. This guy with like long hair. He was really handsome. She says she can't walk today. LOL. Like they hooked up, you know, like it was just like crazy hookup stuff. Did Ramona say anything about

going home with that guy um i think i don't know if she said this on the show we're on watch what happens live um that she brought that guy home but because she was having people over okay like she didn't i don't think that they hooked up i think she like invited you know how ramona likes to like keep her like work friends and her real friends separate separate yeah a second party she wasn't gonna invite him got it also Ramona and Bershon were on watch what happens live last night which I watched some of and I just like I love the two of them so much Ramona was being like extra Ramona and extra cute it's like Andy Andy even asked her about the firing rumors which means that there's not any

smoke there oh my god that's crazy he said where do you think those rumors started she said i thought it was leah but leah said it was not her so she really doesn't know i think it was just like some bored editor who was like let's get some clicks no and it wasn't that far-fetched no it wasn't that far-fetched and i also like i mean i feel like those rumors circulate all the time and i feel like that editor whoever wrote it first like was watching this season and just was reading the room incorrectly and that's what people would want to hear and maybe thought she could actually or he or she could actually start something by putting this out there you know and like make it a self-fulfilling prophecy but none of that I can't believe Andy brought that up that's like a historic moment yeah also

Andy's pulse I haven't watched watch what happens live in so long but um it was just attached to the episode and I was just like feeling Ramona and Bershon. So I kept watching. His polls are so mean and so shady and they're wrong. Like first it was like, whose team are you on? Rihanna or Ramona? Oh, come on. What chance does she have? Then the next one, the next one was, are Bershon's eyelashes too long? That's mean.

Yeah, they were all like really mean and they need to they need to cut back on the meanness like who would want to be on the show like when you're just going to be made fun of totally well I think that the perfect example of that and I think like everyone gets a pass for like being mean and making fun of Jax Taylor because like he's makes it so easy yeah he when he we to go on Watch What Happens Live like he would get his ass handed to him and I do think like one time um Andy like thanked him like just always like for being a good sport because he never really got like upset about it yeah and I do think that Ramona is a very good sport so that was Watch What Happens Live and and it made

me happy that Bershon was on because it makes me feel like maybe she'll be a cast member. Yeah. But then, so at the lunch, also Sonia told the girls that Ebony's new boyfriend, who she had started dating like two months ago, he broke up with her. I guess he was Jewish. And he like, you know, couldn't get serious with someone who wasn't Jewish. And like he hadn't been honest with himself. And the girls were like really upset, you know. For her.

For her that men could do something like this it was just like we never even met him like no totally anyways but and i think his he had something to do with black shabbat happening to begin with right that's what i was gonna say is black shabbat still on black shabbat is still on and it's happening next week oh you didn't even get a more still a black shabbat we didn't get anything. The main event of the- I feel like I could really skip this episode. You can. I'm going to explain it all to you. Jackie explains it all.

Finally. The main event of the episode was filming Luann's music video for What Do I Want for Christmas? Just You. So she had like all the girls come. They got Giovanni dresses. Honestly, it looks like pretty iconic like housewife where they film it they filmed it at the um intercontinental barclay is that a hotel a brickland no no no no it's an i don't know that's just what i'm remembering i

remember looking at the hotel hotel oh i don't know a hotel in know. A hotel in a penthouse. It was really nice. She had like so much caviar from Petrosi and I was feeling extremely hungry and jealous. A lot of champagne. And it was just like, you know, Lou doing her Lou thing being the start of the show and the girls just like backing her up. But like, you know, when this comes out, I'm sure it'll be like part of Housewives history. But the fact that it's like we're watching it in August and it's going to come out in this December, it's a little pathetic, honestly.

The timeline is curious. It was meant to come out last December. Billy and the team couldn't get it out in time on like all the platforms they would want it. So it was going to be waiting till next year. And they also said something about maybe a Christmas album for Lou, which would actually be like, oh my God, that'd be so good. Yeah. But if we're watching like this music video in four months, like I'm good. Oh yeah. Yeah. I guess like we don't even know what song, what the song sounds like.

We're literally guessing based off of what do I want for Christmas? Just you, just you. So then also like Ramona is cackling like a hyena because she knows that the guy that Sonia went home with, um um he posted on his Instagram story like in the hotel room it was him Sonia and his girlfriend was there and so she was like you didn't hook up with him like or they had a threesome um Sonia's going with the saying that they had a threesome she says that to Leah but like Ramona knows her fact she must have talked to the guy yeah Ramona knows for a fact that they that she didn't hook up with him that Sonia was too drunk and just sort of like

fell asleep but she's like going around telling everyone like these wild sordid stories and it's just like kind of sad yeah wait that's like so unlike Sonia but like she's not a liar no I mean I think she might be because then also they were talking about like other stuff like I think it was on watch what happens live it's like what else has sonia lied about it's like the jack nicholson stuff like oh yeah she just it's like a little delusional yeah but i do think like her lying about something that took place the night before like that clearly didn't happen is like really strange but maybe she just like wanted some cloud among the ladies and just like but i don't know i don't know that's really weird it's really weird. So that was like the main

ish storyline. Ebony got the DNA results from her potential sister and they are not sisters. You're kidding. They're not sisters. And so on the one hand, Ebony was disappointed. On the other hand, it leaves open the possibility that her dad is still alive. And so she's going to meet with a geneticist and try and meet him. Wow. That's really interesting. Actually. Do you remember that storyline where Melissa Gorga felt like she had a long lost sister? Of course I do. And like, and it just, I was thinking about that and it's like, Melissa Gorga was on the show for eight seasons before she resorted to looking for a lost sister. Right. A lost sister that she had literally no proof even existed. It was just a feeling she had. She had sister that she had literally no proof even existed it was just a feeling she had

she had a sister that's really bad um and it's it's hard because like ebony is her first season so it's like i don't know how much how invested i am in this but it is kind of interesting and i do i just hope that we get some answers you know yeah no i agree like family stuff is boring especially with with a housewife who you just met it's like like hard for you to care. Um, I just can't believe that that woman's not her sister. No, I know. I thought for sure she was. Yeah. I really thought the DNA test was just the formality. Like, no, it's not her sister. Oh wow. That's crazy. That's whack. Yeah. Also Sonia did some healing stuff that i fast forwarded oh yeah my favorite seems to fast forward i have been loving utilizing fast

forward totally it's one of my new favorite features because i can get that i can just plow through these shows totally and not get stuck and also usually during a sonia healing scene like i would pause for a second and then I would like go FaceTime people and like, yeah, of course. Like I get lost for an hour. I get so behind.

So like I just cut all that out. That's my new favorite method. So if something was shared, I missed it. That's so funny. And I think that is really all you missed. Really? Well,

thank you for explaining it. And Garth broke up with Lou because she's like too in the public eye. Right, because she calls paparazzi and herself too much. Oh, that's a good call. Because he was just like, he didn't like that they were paparazzi-ed. But maybe it's because she set it up. Of course. Thank you for putting the TV recap on your back today.

I really appreciate it. I'm usually really good, but I went out last night and just like, I'm leading a life of regret today. Like it's the worst decision ever. Oh really? You don't seem that bad. I'm atrocious. Like it's not even, it's not even to the point where we could do like a funny hangover episode. It's like to the point where I actually think I need to go to the hospital. Oh wow. Okay. So do what you got to do. Get into bed with Theo. Um, Oh, wow. Okay, so do what you got to do. Get into bed with Theo.

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