The Toast - S4 Ep14: Alarm Free Living: Friday, January 22nd, 2021

Episode Date: January 22, 2021

Sabrina Carpenter Addresses Olivia Rodrigo Drama on New Song 'Skin': 'Don't Drive Yourself Insane' (PEOPLE) Bachelorette's Dale Moss Accused of Cheating on Clare Crawley Throughout Entire Engagement (E! News) Gigi Hadid Reveals Name of Her and Zayn Malik's 4-Month-Old Daughter (PEOPLE) Stassi Schroeder shares first photos of newborn (Page Six) Erika Jayne reportedly moves into $1.5M home amid Tom Girardi divorce (NY Post) Southern Charm Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. It is a beautiful day here. I'm riding on a Friday high, and I had an amazing dream that me and Brett Eldridge were lovers, so it's just a good day for me. You guys were simpatico, erotico, hypnotico. You're my erotico. How does the chorus of that song go? You're my erotico. How does the chorus of that song go? That's like it. No.

Are you talking about Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Nope. I'm talking about Bad Teacher, Perry and Nine. Oh, okay. Confusing. I thought you were inside of you. Inside of you. How long to be? Is it wrong to be inside of you How long to be

Is it wrong to be Inside of you That's a beautiful ballad. Sickening. Good morning. Good morning. I feel extra smiley today because my teeth sort of hurt

because I wore my nightguards for the first time last night. Nerd alert. Nerd alert. Nerd alert. Working on myself. Of course. From the inside out.

My teeth are super crooked. That's a fun fact about me. And with every passing day, they become more crooked. Only your bottom teeth. Yeah. And so I've had this conversation with my dentist about, do I want to fix them? And I actually think they're kind of cool crooked. Quirky.

But they're getting rapidly more crooked. So now I have night guards so that the way that they look today, they will not become more crooked than this. Yeah. So that's exciting. But they will not become more crooked than this. So that's exciting. But they were super tight. Yeah, painful. And if you like, if you are not diligent and you like let a few weeks go by, when you put it in, it really hurts.

Yeah, but that was like what it felt like last night because it was my first time. But I'm looking forward to bettering my oral health. Oral health is so important yeah so important so important we have a fabulous show for you guys today fast five southern charm finale was last night and it was a weird episode yeah there's a lot to talk about and I look forward to talking about it I also look forward to the fact that today's Friday it's just like I woke up this morning so so tired yeah of course and just. Is there any other way to wake up? I don't know.

Recently, especially with Bruno, sometimes I wake up due to things going on around me. And it's not a bad way to go. But it was just like all of a sudden it was 9 o'clock and I had to get my ass up. But just knowing that tomorrow I'll be able to sleep in is such a beautiful thing. Plus, I'm hosting Shabbat at my apartment tonight. Yes. First time at my new apartment. And I'm like so excited, nervous. It's such a beautiful thing plus I'm hosting Shabbat at my apartment tonight yes first time at my new apartment and I'm like so excited nervous it's such a tough crowd and like I just really want to hit it out of the park and I'm also filming a vlog for our Patreon about my

first time hosting like I'm really inspired by um Barefoot Contessa to like make some content around hosting that's really smart and the vlog is going really well so far I've already set up my table um I'm doing all the food prep today and serving and the whole thing today um but I'm really excited about it so head over to patreon.com slash morning toast because that will be up probably this weekend some good weekend content viewing your third episode of the month hope you enjoyed the first two first two was general Q&A answering all the questions that you guys have about us miscellaneous questions and they were really. I hope you guys got a taste of us. So earlier in the week we talked a little bit about Morgan Wallen's album. And I said I just had not found the time to really.

You had not made the time. Sure. To just give it my all. And I don't want to do it half-assed. But I've now been. I'm going on day three of just like exclusively listening to it. And wow. Yeah.

Masterpiece. Sickening. Beautiful. Sand sand in my boots what's your favorite song what are your standouts so far it's hard because there's so many songs but like but i love that song like red redneck red red lights red beer red red neck red letters red dirt red letters yes yeah um let me pull up my spotify obviously sand in my My Boots is like so beautifully, sickeningly stunning. Love that so much. 865 is good. Okay. It's just so hard.

And I love the songs on there that I already knew, like Seven Summers, which I'm obsessed with and more than my hometown. Yes. Next, Red Letters, Red Beer. None of these are like sounding like things I remember my favorite two are outlaw okay oh is that with becky ben yeah yes agreed so good and wandering about the wind I'm not there yet I'm not like I just the way that I do it it's like I put it on and I listen to it I don't really like pay attention to the song but sometimes I'm

like oh this is really good and then I add it to my liked and you't really like pay attention to the song. But sometimes I'm like, oh, this is really good. And then I add it to my liked. And you look up like, oh, this is the song. Yeah. And then I'll notice that it will happen a lot with the same song. Oh, that's how you know it's a good song. And that's how you know. But a 30 song album. How does she know?

That was good. That was good, right? I'm so excited for Enchanted 2. A 30 song album is really hard to digest. No, but like we need more 30 song albums. I agree more works of art. Petition for more. Speaking of music we have some music news today because the Olivia Rodrigo, Joshua Bassett, Sabrina Carpenter trifecta has officially completed because now we have a song from Sabrina Carpenter and I have a lot to say about it. I have a lot to say that is

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just be silent because it'll be an hour of time that you should dedicate to reading my book. Yeah. And you just hear people's breathing. Yeah. Okay first story you guys this is what the kids are up to. Sabrina Carpenter addresses Olivia Rodrigo drama on new song skin okay like I feel like for like half the population like everyone knows exactly what that means and the other half it's like who are these people I'm so glad you said that so just a quick refresher we've been speaking about it the last two weeks Olivia Rodrigo star of high school musical the musical the series was dating her co-star Joshua Bassett but it was never really confirmed they like had a thing but she was also underage so they were never super public about it but it was like they were gonna wait for each

other yes um at some point before their big coming out happened they broke up and he started dating Sabrina Carpenter who is also a Disney Channel star who is older than Olivia and she's really honestly everything of the sort like you guys might know her from Tall Girl she plays the sister she's also the star of one of the stars of Girl Meets World might know her from Tall Girl. She plays the sister. She's also the star, one of the stars of Girl Meets World. Yeah, but, like, for the people who don't know

anything about this yet, you've probably seen her in Tall Girl. And I think, was she also in Dumplin'? I think so. Yeah, she has, like, a Netflix contract, obviously.

Yeah, yeah. She's really, she's really a Kroitis star. And she's so, like, she's a great singer. She's, like, it's the worst type of girl, like, for you to hate like

if you're Olivia Rodrigo because Sabrina Carpenter is like multi-talented and so sweet we've actually met her she's like such a nice girl right so it's tough so Olivia Rodrigo like she's a singer songwriter she put out a song called driver's license that was all about her breakup with Joshua and how he's moved on with Sabrina Carpenter there was one line about Sabrina Carpenter she's like the older girl. Yeah, you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt. She's so much older than me. Yeah.

Yeah. She's everything I'm insecure about. That song came out and it broke every single streaming record of all time. It happens to be an incredible song. Ballad. And so now the three people involved are doing their part to tell their side of the story. Joshua Bassett put out a song a week later that was actually pretty decent. But after further investigation I came to the conclusion that the Joshua Bassett song like isn't really about the driver's license saga

because there's a post on his Instagram from two years ago of him like in his room on the piano like playing that song. So he obviously wrote it a really long time ago. Okay. But I think he definitely released it now because to ride the coattails of Olivia's success yeah he probably looked through all the songs he's written in the past which one applies to the situation done he had to release something because this is like this is a record-breaking song in the music industry not just for Disney but like for literally anyone and I don't know how many I'm sure there were people on the edge of their seats wondering what he had to say but I also think it was like an opportunity for him to get his music out there and like look we're talking about on the morning toast we're 10 years older than this man yeah it is it worked a big

opportunity now Sabrina Carpenter has put out a song called skin sort of sharing her side it is very clearly about this it's very clearly so I'm gonna read some of the lyrics starts out maybe we could have been friends if I met you in another life. Maybe then we could pretend there's no gravity in the words we write. Maybe you didn't mean it. Maybe blonde was the only rhyme. The only rhyme. She said, want my heart to be.

I'll just read all the lyrics. Read all of it. Yeah. Want my heart to be breaking, breaking. No, I'm happy. And you hate it. Hate it. Oh, and I'm not asking you to let it go

but you've been telling your side so I'll be telling mine you can try to get under my skin under my skin under my skin while he's on mine yeah all on my all on my skin I wish you knew that even you can't get under my skin if I don't let you in. Sounds like she got under her skin, though. It does. Honestly, the song, Another One, it's just so good. Like, I think all of her music is really good, but I was listening to the song, and considering she turned this around in two weeks.

Yeah. Joshua Bassett probably didn't, but, like, the production, the vocals, the lyrics are there. I don't think there's anything mean. I feel like this song so like you know uh nice honestly like maybe what like yeah we could have been friends like she's not slamming her oh I totally disagree like of this era where it's like let's all be friends instead of back in the day when it was like Taylor Swift wrote that song about Camila Bell you know Jackie yeah like yeah but you're you're so wrong the song is so mean. What? Because you wonder why the entire song is about Olivia whereas Olivia's entire song was about the guy there was one line about

Sabrina Carpenter but the whole thing was about like how heartbroken she is over the guy whereas like Sabrina's song isn't about how happy she is with Joshua Bassett it's all you're not gonna get under my skin like it's all about Olivia Rodrigo I actually like first of all I think Olivia Rodrigo and Joshua Bassett while I understand that they their teams probably thought it was beneficial for them to release songs like off the success of Olivia of Driver's License and they'll never be Driver's License but they'll be more successful songs than they would have been otherwise but it does seem really losery to me like like Driver's License is so big so number one like stop oh I disagree I feel like even though her initial song wasn't so much about Sabrina Carpenter I don't think

Sabrina Carpenter can log on to Instagram and see anything other than commentary about driver's license pitting her against Olivia blah blah blah and so I think that even this lyric she says you're telling it how you see it like truth is whatever you decide some people will believe it and some will read between the lines like she's saying you, that's your story and this is mine. She's not saying you're a liar. This didn't happen. I just think this is as kind as a dish track can be. You know, I feel like.

I think the overall message of like, you know, if it had gone differently, maybe we could have been friends. Okay. She said that one time in the beginning. Like I, but she, she led with that line. I don't know. And I think that actually is really true. I feel like these girls could be friends I totally disagree I think like to make a whole song about

Olivia when Olivia did not make a whole song about you and yes the world interpreted it found out it was you and is blowing up your Instagram that is not Olivia's fault no but she's not saying anything mean about Olivia it just seems so petty to like make a whole song about a girl younger than you it petty this is this whole thing is petty why no i don't think it's petty starting from the beginning like for olivia to have written a song about her breakup that's what people do they write songs about love about breakups right and she's writing a song about what she's experiencing and being like the talk of the town i just think it's petty and i think that like to make the whole thing about olivia is kind of lasering i don't think the

whole thing is about her the whole song song is about Olivia, like 100%. I think that this is as classy a route as she could have taken. I think a classy route would just have been like to write a song about her new relationship, not like the girl that your boyfriend used to date. That's petty. I don't think it's petty. I do.

I think that everyone wants her side of the story, and I don't think there's anything wrong with what she said. Oh, I don't know if other people do, but I was not interested in her side of the story and I don't think there's anything wrong with what she said oh I um I don't know if other people do but like I was not interested in her side of the story like we stand Olivia Rodrigo in this house I'm interested in her side of the story in terms of like how do you feel about the last two weeks like you just had a seemingly like blah relationship with this guy from Disney Channel and all of a sudden it's like front page news because someone's feelings got hurt like how do you feel about that part and I feel like that's exactly what she said she's saying it's not going to get under her skin so then why write a song about it I feel like I got what I wanted to know from Sabrina I think she's doing

well and also like I mean if this were me and I were her and like I was dating this like younger guy from Disney and he would be like into this mess I would be like goodbye goodbye good bye I could not agree more like Sabrina Carpenter is like 21 right I don't know I think Joshua Bassett is 18 and I think Olivia Rodrigo 17 and honestly I completely agree if I was dating this guy no matter how much I liked him and like I was into this like teenage mess goodbye boy yeah goodbye yeah I just I'm not a fan of the song I'm not a fan of Sabrina or Joshua I stand Olivia Rodrigo in this house you're not a fan of Sabrina not in this instance but I actually really like Sabrina Carpenter I think that like your feelings about someone,

given everything that she's done up until this point in her life, like should translate into the situation. No, I'm treating this incident as an isolated incident. This is a love triangle. And honestly, at the end of the day, I don't really feel like anyone did anything wrong. Like that's how I feel too. You're allowed to break up with someone and you're allowed to date someone else.

That's not illegal. It's not a crime. But feelings are feelings. So it's like, of course, I'm going to break up with someone and you're allowed to date someone else. That's not illegal. It's not a crime. But feelings are feelings. So it's like, of course, I'm going to empathize with the girl who got left behind. Yeah. You know? Because in a lot of ways, I am her. Oh my God.

I don't think we've ever had less in common with a person. No, I know. Because like she's talented and I'm not. But I'm happy for her. Know that you are. Yeah. I feel like honestly, she would have chosen, you know, the success of her song over a life with Joshua Bassett any day.

A hundred percent. And if she wouldn't, like, then she's not the girl I thought she was. Okay, speaking of more messy relationships, The Bachelorette's Dale Moss has been accused of cheating on Claire Crawley throughout their entire engagement. E! News broke yesterday

that apparently he had, was seeing someone else, like, the entire time they were together and now they have released who she is and she's a real estate agent in New York. She apparently Claire like knew who she was and was like skeptical the entire time and Dale just. This is a Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Joshua Bassett like situation. Dale just kept saying like they were work contacts, whatever. But like he was nothing of the sort. He was fucking around. Yeah.

I mean. I mean, I think it's, I mean, it's all bad. But I feel like before this just news just broke, I thought he was sort of like going out, meeting someone, like not really acting like he had a fiance back at home. But the fact that it seems as though he had like a whole other girlfriend. Committed relationship. Yeah. Is not good. Yeah.

I mean, honestly, I just feel like he wasn't showing up, you know, and that's, that's tough. Or he was showing up for too many people. Yeah. Or no, he, yeah, exactly. Like this is, this is just devastating. You know, I was really hoping he would show up. Yeah. I feel really bad for Claire.

Like even more so now that like this is really the absolute worst case scenario this man was lying to the entire time and I just really in in order to seek out any sort of justice for Claire I really don't want to see Dale in paradise yeah I mean honestly yes I do feel really really bad for Claire because not only was she so wrong did she scramble such an opportunity, but on like the most public of stages, the most public of forums. And like now everyone's like, Claire, like this is why you're single.

We told you so. Like shut up. Like, of course. No, I don't feel, I don't get any pleasure in saying we told you so right now. Of course. Cause like you think Claire wants to be single?

Like she tried her best. Leave her alone. Yeah. Even though like would I have done it that way? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I just hope that Dale like doesn't get what he wanted out of this whole situation which is probably just stardom yeah that's true you know but he will I don't know we never saw

Jed on Paradise that's true I feel like they would have had him if he wanted it though I think he was like so done with being embarrassed by this franchise. Yeah. TBD. TBD. But keeping Claire in my prayers. Yes. I'm praying for Claire. Yes.

Next story, we have some bad news. Gigi Hadid has revealed the name of her and Zayn's four-month-old daughter. In a super low-key way, she changed her Instagram bio to Kai's mom. And I heard she was was inspired by Instagrammer Claudia Oshry who's had Theo's mom in her bio for years and I think she was inspired by Olivia Oshry whose bio I believe is Michaela's mom oh is it and the pups with no job whose bio is Michaela's cousins oh that's cute really cute I mean so obviously I think this is such a cute bio such a beautiful name do you think Kai is short for anything I don't know um I have a theory on this would you like to hear it because this is like such a cute bio. Such a beautiful name. Do you think Kai is short for anything? I don't know. I have a theory on this. Would you like to hear it?

Because this is like such a low key subtle way for like such a major announcement. And I feel like Gigi, like when she announced her pregnancy and then her birth, like somewhere along the way, she just like forgot to announce the name. And then it's like now it's been four months. The baby's like basically going to college and she like forgot. So like she just like slid it in her bio and like hoped no one would notice maybe or I feel like this has been happening a lot too where it's like the name leaked someone's gonna publish it so let's just do it ourselves that's actually

I want to say a better theory yeah or maybe like in the beginning she wanted all this privacy and just didn't want people's input or opinions and And now that she's like onto next phase, she's like, okay, and I'll tell you what I did there. You know, I like that she's not making such a big deal about everything. And also I have so much respect for how much privacy she's seeking out.

Me too. I feel like she's also just like living the life. I've been, I don't know why she's something with the algorithm. She, her stories are just like coming up in my feed way more now. And like, all she does is like chill on the farm,

like eat ribs with Zane all day. Like they're just living their best life. That's so so beautiful I don't know if they're still in Pennsylvania or if they're back in New York um because like Zayn's album came out I'm sure he had like some work to do but um I'm just like everything's virtual now yeah I know so they had this like bus like a album I don't know cool yeah okay some more Bebe. Stassi Schroeder shared the first photos of her newborn Bebe named Hartford Charlie Rose Clark. Charlie Rose. Yes.

I wonder if they thought about that. They definitely did, and I think that they were like, we're okay with it. Okay. I mean, was Charlie Rose disgraced in the Me Too movement? I believe so. Hmm. That's tough.

Yeah, but the name's not Charlie Rose. It's hartford charlie rose anyway stassi writes beau and i have spent the last couple of weeks enjoying every moment with our daughter oh my god i almost said it like daughter oh my god my daughter's bat mitzvah is this weekend can't wait for you to see her beautiful dress and her magilla love you bye don't forget the cannolis you were saying every cuddle every sound every poop all of it it's her two-week birthday and I feel like I'm finally ready to share my little girl meet Hartford Charlie Rose Clark the best thing that's ever happened to me my heart is so freaking

full I can't believe I get to keep her I actually really love the name Stassi Clark it's like a you know it sounds like a really like famous detective you know yeah did she change her name on Instagram Stassi Schroeder Clark oh cute and I think when you have a baby like you start to yeah you start to incorporate your married name that's at least what I keep telling them we can't know when we have kids um totally I think it's a beautiful name I'm really happy for her the pictures are so cute the bebes the sweetie she's um I feel like she's gonna become like a Rach Parcell like big mommy blogger you think so yeah because I think I was talking about this on Heather McDonald's podcast when I went on like she was asking like as a canceled person

yourself like where do you see Stassi's business like going I think definitely Stassi is gonna be offline in terms of like working for a little bit longer just because she's like now on maternity leave but I do think she's going to come back with some sort of podcast and I do think it's going to be mommy focused because like the entertainment pop culture like fashion world that she was in like her name has kind of been smeared yeah that's so interesting I feel like I feel like I wouldn't be surprised if another network picks up the vanderbump girls for a tv show yeah oh that would be shocking it would be but i think that i think well lala is still on yeah and so is sheena so it would just be britney and stassi no but i think

that lala i don't know if vanderpump is coming back. I think that Lala would go. Andy said on Radio Andy that it is. Okay, I think that Lala would go with the Vanderpumps. I think Sheena is not, she wouldn't. And I think that. The three of them is enough for a show. For sure. And then Kristen. Randall, Jax.

Kristen and Katie would probably. Join. I don't know about Katie, but Kristen, yeah. Katie wouldn't because Tom Tom. Kristen 100%. I don't know if it's coming back, but I do think the ones that are still employed, like they've been on the air for eight years. They're making somewhere between $30,000 and $40,000 an episode.

Yeah. I don't know. I just, I feel like definitely a podcast, but I don't know. I think it'll be mommy focus is what I was saying. Like Rach Parcell vibes. Oh, Rach Parcell. I've been like stalking her so hard, like swiping up on all of her swipe ups.

And I just love her so much. I love her so much. I'm watching Downton Abbey and I've realized that she looks a lot like Mary Crawley. That doesn't mean anything to you. And I also realized that it's all about the Crawley family, the show, Claire Crawley. And it's also all about the Parcell family.

It is all about the Parcell family. The similarities between the Parcell family and Downton Abbeybey is just did you see them going tubing of course i did of course i did of course my god let's go tubing i know we actually probably could go tubing like upstate yeah we should do that okay let's plan a trip you're ready for our fifth and final story oh my god already no is it the fifth and final story brought to you by my memoir yes the one that's available at girl no job.com book yes oh thank god what are the odds this is my book you guys it's a fucking masterpiece it's 240 pages if you buy the ebook or the hardcover book in the inside there are a lot of photos of moments that i reference in the book and things you've never

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a great idea i think that would be really fun. Okay. Fifth and final story. You actually sent this to me. Erika Jayne reportedly moves into a $1.5 million home amid Tom Girardi divorce. You guys, this thing is getting so real. So crazy. They say he's very sick. Every day there's like a story about the divorce and the lawsuits.

And we don't go into all of it. And it feels like in the beginning you were like just disbelieving. Yeah. And it was like, there's always saying stuff about them, but they, you know, remain strong.

Yeah. No, but like they're filming now she's moved out. She's like posting all of this stuff to her Instagram. That's like provocative. Yeah. Like all these like new photos, they look like great photos for Raya, you know?

Well, she also now is really going to need to be like a full-time housewife slash influencer financially. So she's got to get her content in check. Yeah. And it already is in check. Yeah. But I'm sure it's like, it's just different when you're choosing to do it. Of course. Erika Jayne reportedly downsized her home amid an impending divorce and mounting financial troubles for the star.

According to The Blast, the 49-year-old reality star moved out of her lavish home with ex-embattled attorney Tom Girardi and is living at a smaller residence in L.A. The 1920s Spanish-style home is a three-bedroom, two-bathroom property that is described as charming on its Realtor.com listing. Shady page six. Shady. Shady. So the New York Post has the photos, and honestly, the house looks super cute. And I can like see it. There are being scenes filmed there. And yeah, I mean, it's not to sound so jaded, but a million dollar house in L.A.

is literally like not that big. And compared to the houses. We've all watched Selling Sunset. Right. That's what I'm saying. Like you watch Selling Sunset and you're like, this is a four million dollar house. You could see your neighbor's penis like it's all so tight so like one million dollars does not get you a lot in la like at all no so but the pictures of

this house like do look really nice maybe because it's three bedrooms it's small yeah it's small so it's just going to be like a huge um disparity between the homes of the other women and now the home of erica jane and i'm just like i'm i'm just not ready to see like, you know, an Erica Jane down on, you know. Down on her luck. Down on her luck. I'm really not because I just, I love her life. I need some billionaire financier who like just wants to support her lifestyle. That is just so backwards because she can take care of herself.

Like she really can. If anybody can, it's her. But I don't, I just want her to like have the option to like work or stay in her chapel, you know? Like that's the life I want for her. I understand. But I feel like reading this news now,

it's like, oh, Erika Jayne's down on her luck. But I feel like when she's on, when we watch it on Beverly Hills, like it's not going to read that way at all. Like I think it's going to be very empowering for her. I actually agree. And I do think the journey of who will Erika Jayne date next, because none of the women in Beverly Hills are single, not going to read that way at all like I think it's going to be very empowering for her I actually agree and I do think the journey of who will Erica Jane date next because none of the women in Beverly Hills are single I don't think it'll be very I don't know

actually is Kathy Hilton married yes she is um I think that it'll be very exciting to like Garcelle single oh Garcelle has a boyfriend but Garcelle is single right now Garcelle and Erica out on the town like that's a storyline we need searching for rich men yes that'll be good yeah I just I just I'm not really interested in seeing like a sad Erica Jane and I just hope that she doesn't give that to us yeah I agree and I don't think she's capable of it so I think that it's gonna be really interesting yeah um that's our fifth and final oh great oh well I don't have another ad um so just buy my book and let's talk about Southern Charm let's talk about Southern Charm the second half of the party which was super messy but the party looked so fun oh my god the party was starting to like really look unfun honestly oh well then when it started to rain

no but like it was just the longest day like to go from like swimming and then you change for a dinner where it's like so awkward and And it just looked all over the place. When Catherine arrived, the vibe definitely shifted to a negative place. It started like last episode, the party looked fun. This episode. And also we've been at that party now for two weeks. Yeah. It just was like reminding me of the scary island party they had.

It was also, yeah, that party was terrible. It was also just like difficult to watch because I really couldn't take a side. Like, I love Madison, but she was being nuts against Danny. And I literally just, like, my least favorite character on reality TV of all time is Danny Baird. But, like, Madison was wrong. And then they were just, like, both being so insane. I can't even follow the storyline anymore. I didn't even know what they were fighting about.

And then that conversation with Catherine was so, every conversation with Catherine was was so frustrating because it's like you know what you're grown up like take some fucking accountability yes your friends should know that that's not who you are but you did something really bad so it made them question it put them questions to rest and start acting like an adult like she was being so childish and so frustrating and honestly like the leva's right like the way everyone's coddling her like she's a child, it's, like, so stupid. Like, grow up. You made a mistake. Take accountability for it.

And stop being mad that everyone doesn't just automatically not believe what they're reading. Because you actually did that shit. So you made people question you. And now take some fucking accountability. My God, it's so infuriating. Yeah. I'm sorry.

No, I think that's where everybody was at. Like, and I've really tried to give her grace. Like, because it was a weird season everyone was separated maybe she didn't have a chance to apologize or explain herself but no she had like multiple opportunities on this last night's episode and she squandered every single one of them by the end that's what I was going to say about the episode is 98% of it was like really frustrating watching everyone like chase each other to have conversations the conversations going sideways what are we fighting about like Madison who I really love it was just all over

the place and by the way at that party she was off her rocker in every in every sense and I and I want to talk about her in a little bit but 90% of the episode extremely frustrating I thought that the way that it ended and the conversation that Catherine wound up having with the girls ended on a pretty good note I really loved what Leva said about their children like yes how they can change the past and the future can be different for their two kids. And like that I thought was a beautiful note to end on. Agreed. The episode did seem kind of choppy. Like it just ended in two seconds and then there was like a six months later thing. Oh, the six months later thing was really weird,

especially considering I think it's clear that Catherine is not pregnant she actually at the reunion looked like she lost weight right so yeah I agree um by the end though I felt like the season the whole season was all over the place but I felt like they they pulled it out at the end yeah it is silly though for like you know a 30 year old woman with two kids like who needed to be badgered into understanding like why sending a monkey emoji was bad like I just it was so frustrating because like I don't know but Leva had incredible patience with her yes and then watching Leva and watch what happens live last night I feel like added so much context to a lot of what we've been saying about this season because I think a lot of people have been feeling like and it does seem like you know all Leva does is talk katherine wants to have a conversation with katherine it's katherine katherine katherine and leva said i'll watch what happens live last night like the katherine story was in the news

it was top of mind for everyone in the cast like it was big news for them and she just wanted katherine to have this conversation sooner rather than later so that they could move on from it and move forward right and honestly i feel like whatever they did to Leva in the editing, like they kind of did her dirty because I almost didn't even like recognize her personality on Watch What Happens Live. She was just so different than like the Leva we've gotten to know on the TV. And I thought she was so like funny and cool and interesting. We didn't see any of that in the show.

But on Watch What Happens Live, I'm like, who is this girl? Yeah. No, watching her on Watch What Happens Live last last night and it makes me really excited for the reunion because her and Catherine are friends yeah it seems like they're good and I feel like on the reunion you know of course there's editing but who you are it's more of who you are so I'm actually really looking forward to the reunion and like I said the other day I think the worse a season in this the better the reunion is because when it's a great season it's because we're getting questions answered you know fights are happening yeah uh like closure and there was none of that on oc

this season or southern charm because of the way it was filmed so i think that the reunion next week will be really good i agree um let's talk about madison because she was just acting like an absolute lunatic even though i love her she's so wrong in the whole austin thing she's so wrong when she was like is he looking like she was just being so extra and honestly kind of beta yeah no i i love her so much and i just and i i'm this is why i extra don't like the madison austin relationship because it makes me dislike both of them and i actually like both of them so for that reason they need to stay away from each other because they're making the other one unlikable but when she was just like being so

extra at the party like everything she was doing going up to the treehouse and it's funny because when you look at the conversation like um the girls were looking being like are the boys bullying her and when they cut to the audio it's like no she's bullying yeah all three of them she was being insane yeah she was being insane and then that insanity carried over to her conversation with Danny and I realized afterwards and I think because Annie mentioned it on Watch What Happens Live I think that the two of them have a lot of leftover beef from last season with the STD thing yes I think so I think that it's like nothing could happen yet the two of them just like are ready to go waiting to like get back in the ring right no

that's a really good point right I also thought um Shep was so cute on Watch What Happens I have him I just feel like he's grown up you know uh-huh I think that his relationship is so so cute and really this season he's just like in this honeymoon phase of like we just want to be together the two of us and get in the water and he said because we love swimming but so they could take their mics off oh interesting because that's like the only time you're allowed to take your mic off on a reality show. It's like if you go in the pool or in the ocean. No, I think that his girlfriend is so well matched for him. And I also think that like the way that being in a relationship

helps him navigate these social situations, like makes him enjoy being in a relationship. Like he's really seeing, I feel like for so long he was like, relationships are all responsibility, no perk. And he's seeing the perks. Yeah's really good good point um the reunion everyone looks amazing at the reunion Catherine dyed her hair blonde everyone looks like they really showed up and showed out so I'm excited for that and it's um it was a good season it was not bad given the COVID stuff like it wasn't OC and it wasn't you know Potomac like it was somewhere between

yeah and you're right um now that I'm thinking about it when was the last time Vanderpump Rules was on the air um the beginning of quarantine and I don't think they've started filming it no they haven't but it's also because restaurants aren't LA is like total oh right um and I'm sure that you know restaurants will open and they'll continue filming Vanderpump Rules again but like the last season was so bad a lot of the mainstays are gone I think that they have their work cut out for him then like at this point all they really have is the title of the show right maybe they should just start over like maybe they really do they take the show to Vegas and they do Vanderpump

Garden something um so yeah those were the tv shows that we watched last night I didn't watch anything else except oh I did I did watch my first episode of Jeopardy with Ken Jennings. And it's good. Like, he does the job totally fine. But he does lack this sort of emotion, you know? Like, when someone got an answer wrong, like, you could literally feel Alex Trebek, like, wanting to cry for the person. He's like, no, it was Jackie Oshry, you know?

Whereas Ken Jennings does this weird thing where I couldn't get over it he literally sings he's like no next one he was just like lacking this sort of connection to the players that's a good insight but it wasn't bad by any means and if you just watch it and you're not like a crazy Jeopardy fan like he does the job very well he doesn't stutter he reads the teleprompter he reads the prompts very well he knows all the answers he adds his weird little it was actually the ancient Egyptians you know so he does good on the surface but there's more to being a Jeopardy host than reading what's on the cards yep I feel that but again this was his first week and I only caught one episode like the sort of thing that you can't fake or teach well it does seem like the

sort of thing you can't fake or teach but that does develop over time being more comfortable like imagine yes and imagine like the shoes trying to fill like i i hear you um um so that's our show anything else you want to say before we wrap this mother up no just so excited to head into the weekend i just want to thank the weekend for coming you know it's just so exciting this is thank you so much for being here like we know how busy you are yeah i just it's so wonderful so i'm really gonna just soak it all in soak up each other's awesomeness that's what I was gonna say it's like the weekend has never been we've never had more weekend in front of us than we do right now and I just I want to encourage everyone who's listening close your eyes take a deep breath remember this moment acknowledge this moment acknowledge the blessings you have in

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