The Toast - S4 Ep144: Reverie: Friday, August 13th, 2021

Episode Date: August 13, 2021

Kelly Clarkson's prenup upheld in divorce, celebrates on set of 'The Voice' (Page Six) Britney Spears' Father Jamie Spears Agrees to Step Down From Conservatorship (Variety) Slice of Charles and Diana's 1981 wedding cake sells for over $2,500 (NY Post) Bachelor Nation's Jef Holm Files for Restraining Order Against Robby Hayes (E! Online) Erika Jayne feels Bravo 'pulled a fast one' with Garcelle Beauvais spat (Page Six) Love Island Recap White Lotus Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Hey! Hey, everyone! Hey! If you're watching on YouTube and you could probably even hear it already from the podcast, we have an unwell Claudia on our hands. She is wearing an outfit that she usually reserves for Zoom Toast. Well, honestly, like, these are my two favorite.

If you know anything about me, you know I have, like, a bunch of pajamas. These are my two favorite. If you know anything about me, you know I have, like, a bunch of pajamas. These are my two favorite sets. The bottoms are from my Target Halloween pajamas that are year-round fun. And my top is from my Skims X Team USA. I couldn't find the pants to the Skims or the top to the Target. So here we have a Target X Skims collab. Those pants are crazy. They have all these different skeletons on

them, like, in different colors. If you knew how comfortable these pants are, they must be for you to walk around looking like that. You would plot that you've not been wearing them. I'm gonna get you a pair, you know? Okay. Wait, I'm gonna get you a pair. I mean, they're really, really spooky. Like,

I am fucking spooked from this Halloween pants boom nothing could be scarier than your pants oh god here we go here we go honestly I'm in such bad shape and I deserve it like I just didn't stop didn't stop is this your worst that you've ever been on the show? I don't think so. No. No. But it's not the best. Clearly. But you know how I knew when I was in trouble? When?

When I got home I was watching TV, Sex and the City Oh that's how you know. And I literally like could not see Carrie like my eyes were going cross. And I was like, I need to stay up and like eat a piece of bread because I don't want to puke you out.

Yeah. I don't think there was an end to that story. I just. Cool. Yeah. What's with you? All white, girly. You know, just really excited that it's Friday.

So looking forward to the weekend. Can't even tell you. Like I said, I was so looking forward to this week being over. So just to be here on this Friday is something special, you know? I mean, to be here with you in such bad shape is a shame that we can't be celebrating together. I know, because like for me, cheers to the freaking weekend. Oh, she'll drink to that yeah yeah yeah i will and i just like i've really been feeling lately like alcohol is poison my jackie was like just you sound like one of those people like you knock on people's doors try to get them to join a cult

you're like no no i'm like campers against drunk driving like yeah so give me your synopsis like look at you you You've been poisoned. 100%. My head is fucking killing me. Yeah. But you did it to yourself. I mean, there's a level of alcohol that you can drink without being poisoned. Yeah, no.

But you just have to take it so far. I have to take it so far. Every time. Every time. My legs are killing me. Like, was I dancing? Like, I feel like I've worked out. Like, I did Barry's boot camp.

Like, my legs are killing me. I just think I was, like, walking around in my heels. And that's a workout. That is. Honestly, it took every fiber of my being to show up here today. Yeah, it was a close call. We almost did audio only. But I had to talk about the disgusting nature of what we were subjected to last night even though i didn't even

watch we're here for one reason only and that's justice for trina j f t and that's the reason for us showing up today um the stories actually are pretty honestly we should have we should have not shown up because we out of we're so disrespected yeah i cannot believe what happened on love island last night you didn't watch so i'll explain to you all the traitors in the house. Oh my God, shut up. Because they were the ones who voted the least compatible couple. Okay, because I was thinking. It was up to the house to vote.

I was thinking that it was America. No. How did Trina go from being a favorite? No, it was the house voted. And they voted for Trina and Andre. And I am starting to feel like maybe the producers come on at least you're on the other way I was like what did I do wrong talking to your mic sorry okay you go you I'll just I was starting

to feel like the producers saw the reddit threads saw that Trina and Andre like that people were going to game the system that's not the outcome that they wanted. So they did this situation where the Islanders have to vote. And they, like, you know, did their producer-y thing where they had the Islanders vote off Trina and Andre. Because they didn't want, like, a solo win. Right. Or they're really trying to get Olivia and Corey to win. Who now they are going to win.

I don't know. I voted for Jeremy and Bailey. I told you to vote for them also. Okay, I just want to say the Love Island app sucks. I was literally at the bar last night trying to register. I'm like, just let me vote. I had to register so many times. It was so difficult to vote.

I didn't even end up getting to vote, but I was in the bathroom. I was like, everyone's like, someone's banging on the door. I'm like, I'm trying to vote on Love Island. Please leave me alone. I had to refresh so many times, but I finally got my vote in. And I saw on Twitter the people who were for Trina and Andre, like, literally didn't know what to do with themselves, were also like, I guess I'm voting for Jeremy and Bailey.

They're the only couple, they're like the least worst of the couples because. What's wrong with Charlie and Alana? Will and Kira, I'll explain. Will and Kira can't win. Olivia and Kory can't win. I'm sorry. She does deserve an Emmy, even though I don't even think she's, like, doing a good job of convincing us.

Like, they're just insufferable. Sorry. So she deserves more of a Razzie. Charlie and Alana just haven't been there long enough. And that would just be so crazy if they won. They also have no connection really. Like they have a little connection just like Trina and Andre did. But if Trina and Andre were going to get sent home, then Charlie and Alana don't get to win. No, I just feel like all the people who are going to vote for Trina and Andre are now split. Like, so no, no one else is going to win. No, I just feel like all the people who are going to vote for Trina and Andre are now split. Like, so no one else is going to win besides Olivia and Corey.

I think Jeremy and Bailey are the lesser of all evils. Because one, Jeremy's been around since day one. So like he kind of. He deserves it. He doesn't not deserve to win. Him and Bailey, they've been cuddling every night. Like they're really getting intimate. I think this is the closest he's been with any girl yet.

And it's showing growth on his part. And like we've just seen so many sides of Jeremy throughout yeah and everybody has said he's like the best person in the house he keeps getting saved like let it be Jeremy yeah but the fact that he's been in the bottom so many times it's like America doesn't like him it's a comeback story I mean I'm here for it I think America's really coming around to him. I'll just kind of feel robbed if I tune into this whole season to watch Olivia and Corey win. No, I will feel defrauded. Like, I'm going to call my insurance agency and say there was

fraud. Because, like, since day one, I've just been waiting for each of them to get sent home. They had no connection with anyone. And they just got by because they're really popular. Yeah. Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just going to say, like, the covering of the mouth. Jackie, if you knew what I was going through right now and like that? I'm just going to say like the covering of the mouth. Jackie, if you knew what I was going through right now and the fact that I'm here

talking about these morons, okay? I tried to help you. I'm trying to help you. I gave you a Zofran. Did that help? It did. Oh my God.

The Zofran? You have to have a prescription? Yeah, but I have some stash if you want. Yeah, no, I got to hit up

my local physician. Zofran is magic. It really is. I i've got magic in me oh by the way i've been told i'm wrong the yellow part is supposed to be where you hold they both sound good you get two different sounds girls come snatching at me You get two different sounds. If girls come snatching at me, everybody wants some presto magic. And then the guy from Pitch Perfect goes, and it's like a rap.

Very cool. Yeah, I love that song. Ben Platt's album came out today. I know. I haven't had a chance to listen to it. I don't want to sound stupid, but what is it called? Reverie? I never heard that word before. Reverie? Reverie? I never heard that word before.

Reverie. Reverie. Reverie. I never heard that word. No, it's like reverie? I think it's reverie. It's like a reverie. Like, you know.

Oh, it's like a reverie. No, no, no. Like, I don't know what it is, but like, I think the word, I'm going to Google the definition and it's like, when you just take a reverie, you know. Like a break? google the definition and it's like when you just take a reverie you know like a break reverie is a state of being pleasantly lost in one's thoughts a daydream my bed plot is like so reverie it's a good question yeah no i've just been like excited about it but i couldn't talk about it because i don't know how to say the word that's right i was like embarrassed is there a song called reverie on the album i don't know I haven't given it any of my time yet.

Because I need to like sit down in a dark room with my emotions and a candle lit in order to listen to him. Honestly, sometimes it's too much. It's I still haven't watched his concert special because it's just too much. Like sometimes I don't want to feel so much. What's that one? In case you don't live forever. Claudia, stop.

Don't even. Really? It was kind of like unnecessary for him to make a song that sad. And like, it's so disgusting. Don't even talk about that. That song is a trigger for me. First of all, if you've ever lost someone close to you, like, do not listen to that song.

First of all. It's called In Case You Don't Live Forever. No, you know what? I don't want to talk about it. No, no, no. That song to me, like if I was an actress and I needed to cry on set, I would say play In Case You Don't Live Forever and I would get the Oscar.'s such a good song you guys yeah it's crazy I love you get up nope nope never wrap your head around that was good by the way yeah that was you're

giving us sticky shoes today my sticky sticky. I just feel like we should dive in because honestly like I don't know how much time I have left here on this earth. I agree. On this couch for sure. I agree. So without further ado, whereas Brew, I know I made some big promises. Oh, what the fuck? I ran an errand this morning because we started a little later and it's just too hot for Brew to be running errands with me. So Brew, by the way, is turning one on Sunday. I have like such a special afternoon planned for him. Brew, are we going to Ruby Brews today?

So I will try and bring him on Monday and by then he'll be one. So he'll be fully grown. You know, if I brought him, if I brought him today, he'd still be a puppy. Oh my God. I cannot believe Brew is one. Can you believe? He's the the cutest is Magnolia already one yeah she turned one on May 23rd I feel like Margaret didn't make a big deal out of that one like she should have like she normally would I think she got like an Instagram post but her birthday's like the day before or after Michaela's so it's like irrelevant irrelevant gotta see Michaela that would make me feel better

um yeah that would maybe let's pop over to her house okay so let's get into everything so I just needed to address brew's absence I feel really like a liar I feel like a liar without further due to brew here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and I have literally nothing to say because we have no sponsors today and obviously that would make me sad because I live a very lavish life and I need money but if I had to read one of those cards right now like I would not be able to do it no you wouldn't it wouldn't be unfair to the sponsor like it's no it'd be disgusting look at me who wants me right now representing their brand

they're like health I look like I was hit by a truck yeah maybe health and wellness yeah you could do a sponsorship for trucks literally okay you guys first story some crazy but great news kelly clarkson's prenup has been upheld in her divorce she celebrates on set of the voice a judge has fully upheld the stronger singer's prenuptial agreement with brandon blackstock in their highly contentious divorce tmz reported on thursday the agreement reportedly segregated all assets and income derived from her during her marriage

to the former entertainment manager. Blackstock had been fighting the prenup in order to split their accumulated properties, including the Montana ranch where he now resides. As we said, he like took to being a rancher and is living in Montana. Yeah, it's easy to take to be a rancher

when your wife bought you a ranch. In Kelly's house. So now he has to vacate the ranch right like you didn't earn that ranch no and he also wanted half of the income that she earned during their marriage what a little shit yep the judge has upheld the prenup so that won't be happening but she will still be paying the spousal support the child support but her property more her properties her income everything that kelly's been working And you know she works harder than anyone in the industry. What a little rat.

She gets to keep. Right. And also. Rat. So by the way, we've been reporting on all this money she has to pay him. And we didn't even know he's still trying to take half of everything she has. And like all this time she thought she had a prenup. And he was trying to be like, we don't have a prenup.

And I'm sorry. Like, okay. We got a prenup. I appreciate the effort in contesting the prenup. But like, what's the point in signing one if you're just going to try and contest it? Like, of course it was upheld.'s a legal document 100 it's not like kelly's lawyers just like slipped up or they lost it yeah no i totally agree and then also so she found out this news while she was on set of the voice and she like was cheering with the uh voice

co-host but fun fact is that blake shelton used to be managed by Kelly's ex-husband, Brandon, because he was a manager before he became a wannabe rancher. And he actually stopped working with him, I think, because... Like he stood with Kelly. He stood with Kelly, as we all do and should. I think that that was like the best article I've ever read. Because there were so many... It's such a multifaceted article because as most things are it's layered and I was like really happy for Kelly but the more I read the article the more interesting factoids popped up like one that Blake Shelton used to be managed

by this man two that like everyone on set including Ariana Grande was cheering for Kelly Clarkson when she got the email that her prenup was being upheld and the judge did not agree to his appeal. Yeah. So this is just a celebration. A little more good news at the bottom of the article. The amount that Clarkson will ultimately have to pay Blackstock, a number that is likely to be far less than the original order, will change once the judge sorts out their property agreement. She'll still likely have to pay child support, which will cost her $50,000 per month.

But that's for her kids. But it could be less than the two hundred thousand per month that we had initially reported got it got it got it everything's coming up kelly everything's coming up kelly yeah that is really great are you ready for our next story that i totally forgot about until right now so i'm just adding it because it's like the big story of yesterday. He collected me up. Oh my God. You know, this must be really hard for Kelly. I'm actually being dead serious right now. Duh.

Well, obviously like hard for her because divorce is hard. But like if you ever have known, have heard the song Piece by Piece by Kelly, it's about like how her dad abandoned her and like how she found a man who will never abandon her. And like, here we are. Not only did he leave, he's trying to take everything you have. So I guess that song's probably painful. I will never leave her like

you left me and she will never have to wonder her worth because unlike you I'm gonna put her first did you know he'll never walk away he'll never break her heart what about he'll take care of things oh what about the part he'll never walk away he'll never ask for money what about he she says he'll never walk away he'll never ask for money what about he she says he'll never walk away he'll never ask

for money at one point oh my god you're so fucking right and he's asking he never asked for money he takes care of things because he loves me he takes care of nothing he steals your house and he does ask you for money my god love is blind kelly like i don't fall too i love you still just please don't please don't like not perform that song anymore because it's like you know it's false you know yeah it's been invalidated I agree um but just a reminder that Kelly makes a million and a half dollars a month so that's pretty sweet I'm just thinking of all the things I would do with a million and a half dollars a month yeah what's 1.5 times 12?

I think 18 million. Oh, I did that math. Honestly, not that much, like, for Kelly. I feel like she'd be doing better. No, seriously, because how much do you think her voice salary is? Yeah. No, I'm sure there's more to it, you know? And then she'd probably invest.

She should start a line of dusters. She has, by the way, a line at Wayfair of furniture. Oh, furniture. No, I need Kelly Clarkson clothes. Okay. Kelly Clarkson's caftans. She gave us the caftans we want for her money. Yeah.

Kelly Clarkson's kimonos. Okay. Kelly Clarkson's... Are you ready for our next story? It's the next story. Okay, wow, I'm being really annoying. Like, I need to reel it in. Like, the one person who left a comment once saying she hates the Hangover episode is like,

it's not your day. He's no longer a fan of this show. Okay, sorry. No, I'm going to reel it in. Like, let's be cool. Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spearsars agrees to step down from conservatorship. The turn of events is a massive win for the international pop star who has been placed under conservatorship for 13 years ever since Spears placed his famous daughter under the court-ordered arrangement in 2008 when she suffered a very public breakdown. But in the 13 years since

she has been fit enough to perform tour to hold a Las Vegas residency, and earn hundreds of millions of dollars. And now he's finally stepping down after, like, years of everyone asking him to do so. So this is a small win. I have one thing to say to Jamie Spears. Get out, leave, right now. He did. I'll believe him when I see it. Okay.

I also, like, read a report that this report like wasn't okay so did i but like everybody's saying that it's true tmz variety you know they usually know what they're talking yeah no but then i i did also see like he didn't actually step down so what does that mean i have no fucking clue like're going to just bore us to death with this so that we stop caring. Yes, but we'll never stop caring. Hashtag free Britney. I agree. It's not going to work.

Jamie Spears. First of all, the fact that there's a Jamie Spears and a Jamie Lynn Spears is very confusing. Jamie Spears is like a little raisin. You mean looks wise? Yeah, it's just like shriveled up and wrinkly. This picture I'm seeing if it must been old because he looks fine no that's what he looks like he honestly looks like a senator yeah he does like you could literally put that picture like like in the new york times and i'd

be like oh look the senator i'm sure the picture is in the new york times oh my god you know what i mean the political section okay This is a political matter. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, which is a little artifact news? A little artifact news. A slice of Charles and Diana's 1981 wedding cake sells for over $2,500. That's so disgusting. And I was actually thinking, first of all, do they know who took it?

Who bought it? No, who took it home from the wedding? Oh, I don't know. Oh, wait, the piece was given to Moira Smith, who worked for Queen Elizabeth at Clarence House. She wrapped the slice in plastic and stored it in a floral cake tin with a label on top reading, Handle with Care, Prince Charles and Princess Diana's Wedding Cake, with the date. with care Prince Charles and Princess Diana's wedding cake with the date. Her family sold the cake in 2008 to Jerry Leighton, a private collector from Leeds. Do these people know that like things rot? Well I mean you are when you

get married like you put a slice of wedding cake in the freezer that's like a tradition and then you eat it on the one year but like why not 40 years? You know there's something really unsanitary about this but like it still has like a lot of the schmaltz and stuff yeah well i was thinking like what losery ass wedding guest snuck this at home in their purse you know like and if they're losery enough to do that how would they have gotten invited but now it makes sense that it was like from d or Elizabeth, you said. Yeah.

From, yeah. Someone who worked for Queen Elizabeth. Very interesting. Did you see The Field of Dreams? I saw, I read about it. It was actually really cool. Like, um, basically you've seen the movie, right? No.

Me neither. But you know what it's about? A field that has a dream yeah like this kid like love you know by the way i'm gonna hatch this but hatch botch botch this kid like loves baseball or some shit in the middle of the night like leaves his house to like you know think about baseball i don't know and he goes cornfield, like, because he lives on a farm or some shit. And like, one night he goes out

and there's like a full-blown MLB-sized stadium, like, in his cornfield. And it's like this beautiful thing and he keeps sneaking out and like playing baseball with his friends or whatever.

I don't know. That's definitely not how it goes. But I know that there's a field. Kevin Costner's in it. That I heard. And I don't know if the field already existed, like, from the movie set, but the Yankees played there last night. Yeah.

They had Kevin Costner throw out the first pitch, and he was, like, in the emcee box, like, with the other, you know, voiceover broadcasters. And I thought it was such a cute idea and moment. Yeah. And it was stunning, Jackie. It was farm chairman, like, for miles. My understanding of what happened last night was that they've been building idea and moment yeah and it's stunning Jackie it was farm chairman like for miles my understanding

of what happened last night was that they've been building this new stadium called like the field of dream stadium it's probably like in a cornfield it is and it's like modeled off of the movie and they've been building this for a while and it finally is built it's so cute and they had their first game there last night and then I also read that the game was like a game for the ages you know they came back they came back they won not like a boring game with like no score so like in the movie there's like these big tall stacks of corn and like these baseball players like come out of the corn right I read that too and so they remade it was so cute I like never saw the movie and I don't like baseball but I'm like I was gonna cry I'm like this is so sweet I like never saw the movie and I don't like baseball, but I'm like, I was going to cry. I'm like, this is so sweet.

No, I never saw the movie. I don't like baseball, but this just sounds like nostalgia. Well done. Yes. It was so top tier. Elegant. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Yeah. I thought it was really great. That's really cool. And like, I need to go to that stadium and have a photo shoot like a bachelorette girl in a cornfield. You should go. It's stunning. Where is it?

Iowa? Iowa. Been meaning to go to Des Mo in a cornfield. You should go. It's stunning. Where is it? Iowa? Iowa. Been meaning to go to Des Moines for a minute. We'll go on tour. Sorry, not we'll. Well, go on tour. No. No apostrophe.

W-E-L-L, comma. We get it. Go on tour. Jackie wants people to know she's not going. Yeah, I think that was a little confusing. You know, Des Moines, I can't. But I really want to go. Like, I'd just buy a farm and never come home.

Yeah. And live in the house that Kelsey lived on when she was in The Bachelor. You should do a stop there on your tour. That way you can tour the city. Yeah. I really can't. That's what you like to do. For sure.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some loser on loser crime? Oh, my God. In the biggest way. I didn't realize we were going to be getting some loser on loser crime today. I don't even know if you've heard about this crime, which is some loser-on-loser crime? Oh, my God. In the biggest way. I didn't realize we were going to be getting some loser-on-loser crime today. I don't even know if you've heard about this crime because it's that loser-y. Bachelor Nation's Jeff Holm files a restraining order against Robbie Hayes. Wow. Jeff with one F.

Jeff with one F. Holm has filed a temporary civil harassment restraining order against Robbie Hayes. Documents filed on August 9th in Los Angeles, obtained by E! News Show. According to court records viewed by E! News, Jeff's request for protection was granted by a judge who ordered Robbie to stay 100 yards away from Jeff's home and workplace. In the filing, Jeff described Robbie as an old roommate who used to live at his L.A. area home. It's unclear from documents when their friendship soured and Robbie moved out,

live at his LA area home it's unclear from documents when their friendships soured and Robbie moved out but quote at least once a week Jeff states Robbie enters his property without permission and becomes hostile Jeff wrote in the follow in the filing I do not feel safe around him he threatens me and still hasn't stopped to this day he claims he has belongings there and that's why he enters but he is not on the lease and is making me fearful. Honestly, talk about a fall from grace. And like, I thought it was crazy when like Robbie made it to Jojo's top three. But like, he was like the bell of the ball, you know, like everyone who was on Paradise, he was so funny, social media manager. And like now he's like going to jail.

I don't think he's going to jail. I think it's just like Jeff Holm is like really annoyed by him and he keeps like showing up. I don't know what he might have left at the house. And Jeff got a restraining order. Yeah. And this is just like really. Yeah, because they were like probably running around town. They were.

Remember? Yeah. Starting their own company. Yeah. Like doing like influencer. Losery things. Yeah. And now this is how that ended for them.

Well, that's just goes to show you it never ends well when you're a loser. No, no. And don't forget that Robbie was on a siesta key, like being extremely loser-y and throwing phones into the lake and lying about it. Yeah, literally.

Robbie Hayes is a loser. Yeah. Yeah. But he's always been really nice to me. I just want to say that. Yeah, but I just feel like publicly he's just, maybe, I don't know what he is like in his private life, you know, but everything that he does publicly

is just always the wrong move. Well, it seems like in his private life, he's going and harassing ex-roommates. Right. Yeah. Just a really fucking weird story. Totally. Jeff Holm is also like weird.

Yeah. Another fall from grace. He's been around so long. Emily Maynard could have any man in the world chose Jeff Holm and look where he is now. Which was a really weird call. And then he was living with Robbie Hayes. It was a really bad call.

From her? Yeah. Who would you want to see her? I don't remember all of her guys, but she must have not had amazing guys because she ended up with Jeff. I feel like Ari Leindyke was from her season. That would be crazy. I love Emily Maynard like she's

must be protected bachelorette who were the men Sean Lowe was her number three by the way by the way I just want to say like I love Sean and Catherine together but Emily Maynard and Sean are actual perfect matches but they're they're not they're actually like too similar yeah he was her third who was her second I really feel like it was Ari no I feel like maybe it was yeah Bachelorette hold on, runner up. Okay, runner up. I got my phone. It's just a blaze. Ari. Wow, that's crazy. That is crazy.

And she chose Jeff. Wow. I bet she doesn't regret that decision. No, I'm sure she doesn't regret anything because she's so, has such a wonderful life, such a wonderful marriage. She has 1,000 children. And she's living the life that she said that she wanted when she first showed up on The Bachelor, Bradwell,000 children. And she's living the life that she said that she wanted when she first showed up on The Bachelor Bradwell Max season.

And so that's all you can really hope for someone. Totally. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Already? Yeah, we just cruised through on this Friday because we're getting you into the weekend as quickly as we can. What story is it? It's the final story.

Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. it's the final story exciting okay it's a little real houses beverly hills production news twofold first erica jane feels bravo pulled a fast one with Garcelle spat. So there's some behind the scenes. By the way, there was some choppy editing in that scene. There's some behind the scenes tea there. Behind the steens or behind the scenes? Behind the scenes because unfortunately they're not steens.

Erika Jayne's upset and anger toward Garcelle on Wednesday's episode of The Real Housewives was actually directed at production and an insider exclusively told Page Six. While Jane accused, well sorry, while Erica accused Garcelle of betraying her friendship by revealing that Tom still called her amid their divorce in a scene with all the castmates, Page Six is told that Erica felt she was actually betrayed by producers in the network. Quote, they cut it and pasted it in a way to make it look like she was upset, but she was actually mad that Garcelle was told to say three times and she took the bait. They had three different conversations about the same subject.

The insider added, what they didn't show is that Erica and Crystal had a private conversation where no cameras were on, and producers heard it via their mics. Wait, wait, wait. When they got in the car, producers said they overheard it and asked Crystal to ask Erica on camera. Bravo didn't want to do the fourth wall. They pulled a fast one. They're told that Garcelle was actually never part of the conversation that Crystal and Erica had and that's why footage of the women walking with their backs to the camera was shown with the voiceover from the hot mic. So I was thinking that that piece of information was

very juicy. Why are we getting it as like a toss away when they're walking back from the hike? And the fact that we saw their backs was weird. Yes. But then a separate source is saying, no, Erica's reaction to Garcelle was genuine. But then Lisa Rinna posted on Thursday night an Instagram story that said, dang it, I wish they had shown the screaming fight between the producer and Erica last night on the show in La Quinta. Now that would have been epic TV. Too bad.

Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo. I'll get in trouble for this in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Shut up, Lisa Rinna. Okay, bravo, bravo, fucking bravo. I'll get in trouble for this in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Shut up, Elisa Arena. Okay, bravo, bravo, fucking bravo. You cannot say that. You can't say that. Denise made that famous, aren't you? Yeah, agreed.

But it does answer a little bit of some of the confusion as to why Erica's reaction was so big and knowing that probably it wasn't all directed at Garcelle and there was just producer intrusion because it was really a messy situation I also read an article yesterday from all about RHT but I didn't see it anywhere else that Beverly Hills producers are going to be giving unaired footage from all of Erica's seasons to the courts in order to piece together more of the Girardi case. Stuff, I think it's mostly stuff from like her first season

about like their lifestyle and things like that. And just things that they said back then to see if like, because they think that that money that she was spending in the first season like came from the Lion Air victims. Unclear if that's true, because I only saw it in one place. All about T, all about the T- tea all about the tea orange you know it yeah those are the blogs they're always referring to right but I thought that was an interesting fact way but also at a certain point at a certain point that those things might be court ordered

for Bravo to have to give over anyway but I think right now they're just um they're cooperating without being subpoenaed or anything and so that's interesting well with this garcelle thing i just think it's very clear that it was choppy choppy editing like i have even before this story the whole thing made no sense yeah like who heard what what was that yeah it made a little bit of sense just that like she said it to them walking back to the car and then garcelle missed the part where she said don't mention it to anyone else right but i guess she said it to crystal solo and then producers told garcelle about it and garcelle did what they asked well i kind of respect crystal a lot for not taking the bait even as like a first-time

housewife you pretty much just like do what you're told yeah um that's very cool but but crystal was the only one who had the information plus the knowledge of please don't repeat this like yeah i didn't say this on camera you know what i mean whereas garcelle just heard that oh erica said this to crystal let's say it to us too i do feel like it's interesting how erica opened up to crystal about that when they don't even know each other yeah and sometimes when you just you know you turn on the faucet it all comes out you know it's hard to like stop the the sharing yeah so I feel like Erica either shares or doesn't share yes period you know what I have to say she's been very um I think a lot of women regardless I know she needs the money but a lot of women wouldn't have been able to like face

this season like I'm like Adrienne Maloof couldn't even show up to the reunion when she got divorced I know but Erica needs the money I know and like this is the but it must be very the role of a lifetime and if she's smart about it which she is a smart person like she could use it to her advantage having being able to get her side out there it's actually like a win-win for her it's hard work and it's probably really painful for her but she can get more out of it than if she just hides and acts guilty yeah I just don't have a good feeling about it no me neither um so those are the fast-paced stories feel so you needed to know them and we sort of already talked about Love Island but I would just want to reiterate that if you're wondering who to vote for I would say vote for Jeremy and Bailey.

Voting is only open for like 30 minutes. No, it's open again one more time. Okay, I have to fucking register. I couldn't get it. Okay, it's opening in one more time, like after tonight's episode or something. And then the finale is on Sunday. Yeah, I think so. I'm just really enjoying watching the castmates who are at home.

Like they're being so active on social media. Yeah. And I'm living for it. Yeah, no, it. Yeah. No, it's true. So are you going to vote for Jeremy and Bailey? I have to watch, but either them

or Charlie and Elena. Okay. Or Libby and Corey. Kidding. No, that can't be. Kidding. I love Charlie and Elena. Just like visually,

I think they're the best looking couple. Yeah. They are really cute. I can't believe Trina went home after all she's fucking been through. Just like visually, I think they're the best looking couple. Yeah. They are really cute. I can't believe Trina went home after all she's fucking been through. Oh my God, Claudia was disgusting. Who was kind of like leading the group? Well, so it wasn't like that.

Each couple got to vote. So the couples broke off. They all had conversations. And Will and Kira voted them out.'re killing we're voted them out alana and charlie voted them out olivia and cory voted them out fucking traitor and they were already fucked by that point and then jeremy and bailey voted them out too the only other couple who got one vote which was from trina and andre was charlie and alana yeah so it's like, I understand why Charlie and Alana voted for them because they were the two weakest links.

Fine. But I can't deal with these cast members when they vote out their best friends and then they're so emotional that these people are going home. So like, Kira and Olivia were so upset that Trina was going home. And it's like, you guys could have not sent her home, you know? Also, like, did anyone want to step up and vote off Will and Kira? Thank you. You know?

Literally the most problematic couple since day one. You know? Also, they need to go home and figure their shit out. They really shouldn't be here a minute longer, because until Kira sees that footage, she has no idea what to do with her relationship. And until she knows what it's like in the real world with him. Like, he's not using her for the money or the show.

The show isn't bringing them closer anymore. Like, they're just waiting till they can go home. So go home. So go home and figure it out. Go to sleep. And then Olivia and Corey was a big disappointment. Like why are you going to vote off your friend when you could easily vote off Charlie and Alana?

Why? I literally despise Olivia and Corey. It's crazy. Actually, not even Corey. No, like it's just so fraudulent. It's so fraudulent. Yeah. And like she's a different person from the first episode and it's just like an amalgamation of all the other girls. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Who is the real Olivia? I don't know and I don't want to know. No me

neither. I've seen enough. Also I caught up on White Lotus last night. Oh I'm all caught up. Okay so um it's still like really weird and stuff. Slow. But things happened, I guess. Yes. The main thing is like the robbery. Yes. That was actually crazy.

Which was really crazy. And I don't know where, like where we go from here. And if he's going to get caught. Wait, because the daughter knows that it was her friend. Like who? I think she has a suspicion, but I don't think she knows that. I think she does. You think she knows that she sent him? No, not like all the details, but she knows that this girl was involved. Yeah. I think she has a suspicion but I don't think she knows that I think she does you think she knows that she sent him no not like all the details but she knows that this girl was involved

yeah yeah I think so too but I think until she gets like the facts and also would she even snitch right because she's such a bad daughter I cannot stand her she's probably my least favorite character on the show no hands fucking down my least favorite is Rachel. Oh. The honeymoon girl. I cannot stand her. She's so annoying. But also, I can't. And you know what? Like, her husband's a dick.

But my God, she's such a nitpicker. Like, she just doesn't stop fighting. Like, it's infuriating. She's miserable. And her husband is a dick. But like, at least, like, he's like. I'm sorry. I was on his side about the room.

He paid for a nicer room. and he didn't get it. And the manager then sent him on that treacherous journey on the boat. Like, I'm sorry, this man has been wronged by the hotel. I can't deal with the manager. Like he has a disgruntled client. He's so self-destructive. No, he's so self-destructive. Like literally someone asks him for something that he doesn't want to do.

So he has to like break his sobriety and take a drink no like he's so destructive i cannot no it's and he's so like put in the beginning he's like so put together his job it's just it's so extreme the thing that broke him was seeing that woman go into labor which was such a crazy crazy thing that happened but he wasn't even like emotional about it he like i don't even think that broke him no i know um oh but the scene where he was in a K-hole, like eating ass. And then the guy from. From the pineapple sweet. From the trade winds.

Like it's actually hysterical. He's in the palm room. Yeah. And when Molly Shannon showed up, I was like living for it. The palm room was so toasty. Also like their next room did not have a water view. Like, no, I know. And like, it was like bigger and like bigger and on the ground i'm sure they had their plunge pool but like their original room was nicer that's always what happens always um what else and then the this lady who works at the spa like you just really want her to win

i know such a nice lady and it's just so annoying that jennifer cool is just like so distracted by like this guy she's just like so crazy and it's just upsetting because like for the last few days she's been like so annoying towards Melinda Belinda Belinda and now it's like she has her new mans and she's just like so useless yeah I kind of like hate everyone that's the thing okay I hate most of them um like I said I think the younger brother is having some character development yeah and like now he's going out with the rowers and like he's interested in nature and he like doesn't have his phone all day because he was like out with rowing with the rowing team like he's he's changing I agree I I do I I do tolerate him but like honestly I despise

everyone okay I I'm trying to see the good the good in it I pretty I despise everyone. Okay. I'm trying to see the good in it. I pretty much despise everyone, too. But it does make me want to go on vacation. Yeah, but, like, the fact that they keep going to the same breakfast and the same dinner. Like, it's a cruise ship. Like, this is the nicest restaurant resort in Hawaii. Like, can't you go off? Two restaurants?

I guess they're, like, technically in a COVID bubble. But, like, aren't there restaurants on the island? You know? Mm-hmm. which two restaurants I guess they're like technically in a COVID bubble but like aren't there restaurants on the island you know I also did like the daughter's friend until she put Kai in that really bad spot who's Kai I think that's his name the guy who robbed oh my god she like forced him and I know her intentions were good but like his life could be ruined yeah but I liked her before were good, but like his life could be ruined. Yeah. But I liked her before that. Me too. Her heart's in the right place, but she's just like a immature.

And like, I like that she like has like the 411 on her friend, you know? Yes. Same. Because that friend is so fucking toxic. So conniving. When that friend went over to Kai to like try and fuck him. Yeah. And then she found out that girl's such a little snake.

Such a little snake. I really, I like Connie Britton too in the show. I like, I don't mind her. She's like very annoying. I mean, I'm trying to find. Everyone is so annoying. Everyone is so annoying. So.

Like the dad was really annoying in the beginning. Yeah. With like, like his midlife crisis. No. And he's still annoying when he found out his dad died of AIDS. No was the beginning like so I'm saying like now where he was at the beginning I know and he's like telling his son about the affair and he's like trying to be more like engaged I'm just like I'm still not understanding like why we're watching this show but like also don't some people go on vacation and like are good fun people? Where are those people? Yeah.

Like where's like the. Where's the bachelorette party? Totally. Actually they'd probably be the worst watch. No. Where's like the. The moms getting away. You know.

Yeah. The young moms. Molly Shannon and her friends. Molly Shannon was hysterical. Yeah. Can you imagine. Like your mother-in-law coming on your honeymoon. I love my mother-in-law.

But like no. No. But like i don't know there's just so much to do on like at the resort and like no one's just keep sitting around like reading her um alana ferrante book it is really interesting to see the books the books that what they have each character reading i'm sure there was like a lot of thought that went into it uh the book that rachel reading is actually a series that Dana really liked um and it was turned into a tv series on HBO oh um but then like the husband is reading like Blink which I think is like a a pretty cliche beach like vacation read got it and then the girls were reading like Nietzsche and Freud and like that was a little stupid yeah like where who's reading Evelyn Hugo you know no and I just want to say like that girl the the daughter the blonde daughter like that type of girl she doesn't read Freud like she's a bitch yeah bitches don't read Freud no but I don't think she I don't think they

were reading it I think they just like were wanting to be seen reading it you know I and I think that's what when the husband was like flirting with them oh I thought he was just being an ass no I I feel like because each day they came down with like a new philosophical book I think they just like want to look more interesting than they are that's interesting you know also that is the sort of books that are assigned in college so like they probably like put them in there but like I don't think they're seriously they're like contemplating you know a Freud Freudian yeah and between the conversations they have with each other like it's clearly not that deep them doing ASMR and like that was funny okay whole whatever

that is that looked like the worst experience I actually hate watching television television shows where people do drugs and like it goes badly it gives me the worst anxiety yeah and there's like of every show there's an episode like that like and it it really fucks me up i do not like watching shows like that no and every episode is happening with armand like oh my god totally even though he's not having like a bad trip no but it's like he keeps being like just found out or like he's waking up like hung over on his couch and like has to get back to work i'm like doesn't your head hurt i was thinking the same thing like when he woke up in his car yeah he woke up on his couch one time and it's like clear off all the drugs

like yeah ow totally um so the finale is this weekend finale is on sunday so we will recap that on monday so we have a big tv recap on monday and like who died and how did they die yeah all we know is that the guy who didn't die is rachel's husband because he in the beginning of the show said my wife no they said he's not with his wife he's not with his wife the guy who didn't die is Rachel's husband. Because he, at the beginning of the show, is at the airport. He said my wife. No, they said. He's not with his wife. He's not with his wife. And they said, didn't someone die there?

And then he's like the body. I thought he said that's my wife. No. No, he didn't. No, we don't know who dies. Who do you think it is? He just said like his wife isn't with him. Because we also say she might leave him.

100%. So anyone could be. And I keep looking like who is in the most trouble and i'm like well i could see this person dying and i could see this i feel like it's gonna be the son he's like getting on boats with random strangers you think no i i just assumed it was gonna be rachel but now let me think let's make a guess i don't know like jennifer coolidge is very vulnerable i could see her being killed easily. Or like falling off the boat.

Yeah. Right. I don't know. Wow. Okay. Something to think about. Yeah. Make it interesting.

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