The Toast - S4 Ep150: Ship Happens: Monday, August 23rd, 2021

Episode Date: August 23, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday to Bruno and Bruno only. That's right, the rumors are true. Bruno has made it to the toast, you guys. He's so excited to be here. I'm so excited to have him. I'm so proud of him thus far in the way that he's behaving and carrying himself and really showing how good of a boy he really is. A hundred percent. He's very influenced by Dew. I think that Brew has been watching the show in his downtime, and he sees what Dew does around here. He looks up to him. And he's really just a Dew stand-in. Brew is looking so sexy, so cute, popular, to boot, bitchin', great hair.

The boys all love to stare. So thank you for bringing him. I know it's a journey, especially in the rain. When you texted, I'm bringing Brew. I'm like, there's no way. Because Theo, even if Bruno wasn't coming, I was not bringing Theo today. Because the rain is just so annoying. Oh, interesting.

Well, my thought process was, it's been about, I think, nine days since Bruno's mom lied. Since you lied. Yeah. So it's nine days of lies. So like, obviously, everybody's waiting for me to stop lying. We need to get a chalkboard. It's been one day since Jackie lied. Zero days. Yeah. Today, we're a chalkboard. It's been one day since Jackie lied. Zero days.

Today we're crossing it out. It's been zero days since you lied. You did lie to us yesterday. We all hung out yesterday and you were like, I'm bringing Bruno. And then you showed up sans Bruno. I know because I was too concerned because of the rain. And like, I was just too concerned.

It wasn't worth him being everywhere. But today I was like, oh, it is raining. And also I wasn't like crazy about bringing him on Monday because we have so much like work to do and catching up he's so distracting so I don't need him like running over to McPlant he's by the he's so distracting like I'm not even looking at you by the way right that's like Friday stuff so anyways I was like I'll bring him tomorrow but he actually um is getting groomed tomorrow morning he's busy at spa services so he can't join us tomorrow and I was like I can't go like 11 days of Bruno's mom lying. No, you can't be 11 days of a liar. No. So

Bru came today and I'm so glad that he did. I mean, he was really nervous to come here. He was nervous and excited because he was crying and wagging his tail. So that's like he's happy and sad at the same time. And I think now that he's here, I mean, he knows mommy never brings him anywhere torturous. And I think he feels comfortable here. This is a nice space. It's a safe space. No, definitely. But I think he was like's here, I mean, he knows mommy never brings him anywhere to our church. And I think he feels comfortable here. This is a nice space. It's a safe space. No, definitely. But I think he was like, where are we going?

What are we doing? He didn't see this for himself today. Yeah, well, the agoraphobia will do that to you. Yeah, plus like it's raining. Like it just, it threw him off his schedule. Speaking of, Henri was a major topic of discussion this weekend. I want to make sure everyone's okay. Here in the city, we're fine. I did see some videos of like Brooklyn being like a little

flooded, but for the most part, we were okay. Yeah. I don't know about everyone else, so just watch out. I haven't seen anything like too destructive, but I also haven't seen that much because I haven't watched the local news. I've just kind of been sidetracked with the Henri of it all. Like such a weird name. No, I love the name for the Hurricane Henri. Yeah, it's like Henry grew up on Long Island and then went traveled abroad for a semester and now he's Henri. Yeah. It's kind of a sickening name. It is kind of a sickening name and actually inspired us to do a little research yesterday on where hurricane names come from. And I always thought that the country of origin got to name the cane based in alphabetical order,

as we all know. But no, apparently the World Meteorological Service Organization has like six lists of names that they cycle through. So that like this year we're going through a list that was also used in 2015. So if some of the names sound familiar, it's because they are, which just doesn't seem like so unnecessary. It just doesn't seem like the best way to go about it. And I don't know. I feel like it's never too late to change, you know, what you've been doing. I feel like. But you were also telling me that certain names, if they're really destructive hurricanes, get retired. Yes.

Very destructive hurricanes. The names get retired. Because, like, you know, everyone associates it as one hurricane. Of course. If you're like, hurricane blank is coming and everyone's like. So, obviously, Katrina's been retired. What about Sandy? I was thinking Sandy might be retired.

Yeah. Sandy was weird because like in certain parts of the city, it was like completely fine. And then five blocks down, like it was underwater. It was so crazy. Yeah, but it was really destructive for New Jersey. Yes, Jersey Shore. So I have to now look into which ones have been retired.

But I don't know. I think we could use like a little bit more creativity when it comes to the hurricane names. And I would like to nominate the people who name the OPI nail polish geniuses to name hurricanes geniuses just something to think about I like that idea very much I support that legislative like they just have a list six lists that they keep cycling through that makes no sense no end like each hurricane is an individual like they deserve their own name it is there's no reason that we should have two hurricane you know beatrices whatever yeah that does sound like a

name they would go earlier this year i guess it didn't get a lot of um i guess it wasn't extremely strong there was hurricane claudette you're kidding earlier this year that's what they call me when i leave the bar yeah she is the hurricane oh my god interesting my namesake i should have paid more attention yeah but it wasn't such a big deal. They will recycle it. She obviously didn't make a splash. No. She never does.

I have to tell you that like I finally picked up my Kindle this weekend. I saw that you did. I feel so warm and fuzzy inside like knowing that you had a Kindle filled weekend. It was great. I actually had like balance this weekend, which is so crazy. I relaxed a lot. I saw a lot of family I spent so much time with Michaela my heart like my cup is truly full like truly um but I also went out I

hit the clubs I read like it was perfect balance I'm so happy for you would you like to share in some of the content that you consumed I read Regretting You by Colleen Hoover. And I love Coho. Like most of her books, I would say like Verity. It was, it ends with us. November 9. Most of her books that I've read, Ugly Love, I loved. Verity? Do you like Verity? I said that, yeah.

Loved. Five stars. I literally said Verity was the first one I said. Like, rewind. Rewind. I don't know if she did. I said it. I'm like listening intently.

No, I said it. Okay. Whatever listening intently. No, I said it. Okay. Whatever. So I've read a lot of books. One, what was the one? Hopeless. Hated. Trash.

So it appears to me. Trash of Year Above 18. Yeah. So it appears to me that Coho has like two different genres of books. And one is like for adults and one is for teenagers. And I think the one that I read, Regretting You, was for teenagers. Even though it was like kind of steamy. It was so cringy, like and bad. And I got invested in it rather quick because there's a big twist in

the beginning. And then like there's no other twists. So it was just like suffering the consequences of the twist. Yeah. And I finished it just because like I had to. But oh my God, it got so much worse at the end. And you just like hate all the characters. They're all being so dumb. So I did not like that. I didn and I feel annoyed that like that you came back to reading and that's what you read no I just feel annoyed that like like Koho like she almost like disappointed me a little bit you know but you know there's a pot for every kettle and this was just not my book yeah a cover for every pot yeah so then So then what happened? I started People We Meet on Vacation. I'm only like 10% in.

I had to watch Patel in my class last night. It's cute. Okay. I told you not to read it because I personally didn't like it. But you know what? I would love to hear your thoughts. The thing is, I'm now on my third book recommendation from TikTok. The first was We Were Liars or something.

Yeah. Hated. Literally, the first couple chapters are introducing the people in the book and there must be 50 of them. How is anyone supposed to remember that many people? Then I, my second one was regretting you, which I hated. Right. And now my third is people we meet on vacation. And if I hate it, I'm done taking recommendations from book talk. I think that's good because we have such a great community. I mean, obviously the redheads, but like within the toasters, there's just such a great community of readers that you should be able to

get recommendations from the group can I just tell you that like you making me or not making recommending when we were on vacation last year to read the seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo it's like the best thing you ever did for me let me tell you why okay because like first of all it's a book I think about all the time like I actually actually might even read it again. Like that's how good it is. But also because like a bunch of my friends like who are like into reading like not most normal people don't read as much as you. Right. So they'll read like the best book of the year.

Like most people probably read The Crudettes. Crudettes. Yeah. So most people don't like actively keep up like with the new cool books. So whenever people are like talking about books finally I can first of all join the conversations. Yeah. And two I'm like have you read The seven husbands of Evelyn Huger and they're

like no what's that and I'm just like I love giving people like a life-changing book that I know is like 10 out of 10 I'm sure there are people out there who didn't like it but like for the most part everyone loved it and like I get to be that person you know like the intellectual superior person yeah be like oh try this I think you'll like it did you read Malibu Rising you know I started it and it's not that I didn't like it I just I think you'll like it did you read Malibu Rising you know I started it and it's not that I didn't like it I just wasn't even pulled into it at all they're like I'll pick back up but it's not on my to-do list got it well I had a huge weekend of content as well that I just like to run through I watched the show Hacks like I said that I would

finally and I enjoyed most of the show because it was really great and um the older comedian was the best was the best and she's everything of the sort but we had to suffer through the younger comedians I know and that was our cross to bear because she was insufferable the worst the worst so I enjoyed the show very much but I would say however much percentage the younger girl was in it took away from took away from the glory of the show very much, but I would say however much percentage the younger girl was in it. Took away from. Took away from the glory of the show. Okay.

I just want to, I was just Googling it to make sure. So I was wondering, first of all, like why this girl got the job on like this HBO show. And of course, like her mom is super famous, you know? Okay. Her mom is like formerly on SNL, Lorraine Newman. Okay. She's, whatever, she's famous. famous so I'm like she wasn't that great of an actress I'm like why did she get this job in a show that was like obviously really well

thought out yes so that bothered me makes me feel better that like it wasn't because she you know because she's talented yeah she just but also I mean the actress herself she's fine but like the character she was playing was so irksome like atrocious and she's just like listen to deborah vance like shut up like you don't want to hear about your like not fully thought opinions like deborah has the answers shut up okay but honestly for me like one of the highlights of the show was the agent's assistant she was everything i feel like this is going to be like a breakout role for her i follow her on tiktok i'm not sure like how she got started, but I know she has like a big digital persona. She's so funny on TikTok. She is just hysterical.

I love her. I think her name is Meg Stalter. She's really funny in the show, but like obviously her character is annoying. Yeah. But she, I agree. She was a very good character. So I enjoyed Hacks. I did.

Thank you. I'm glad that I watched it I'm really clearing off this content plate are you thinking that the show is inspired by Joan Rivers not the show but the character of Debra yeah like the plot for the show is just clearly like a good idea like old and young coming together but like the grandeur of the way that Debra lives her life you know sort of the story of where she was sort of like blacklisted from late night is very Joan. Having like this tragic past with her husband is very Joan. Yeah. So I think Deborah was modeled off and also like being the OG queen of comedy, like is very Joan. But Joan didn't do Vegas. Like Joan didn't work with a young writer at the end of her life. This isn't like the story of Joan, but like they definitely were influenced by Joan. Do you

think there's going to be a second season? Does there like need to be? Yeah it's open to a second season because she sent that email. Right. Um I wish they didn't have that because it would have been like a perfect mini series. Yeah. But we'll see. I would watch another season. But like that actress who played Joan was hysterical. Yeah. Like I just was the writing was very good. I loved it um so I really enjoyed that then I decided to read because I didn't want to just like just be watching tv all weekend so I read the personal librarian which has been like very popular I've seen it like at every airport that I've been at it's a historical fiction book it's about JP Morgan's personal librarian so that

was just like a fun tie-in but really it's about the woman who was in charge of the Morgan Ladders, right? The library doesn't house Morgan Ladders, at least not when she was curating it. But throughout the book, she's writing ladders to the Morgans. Therefore, they are the Morgan Ladders. It was so Morgan-y. Really? The book was so Morgan-y. Like I really have a pretty good sense of that period in the Morgan family history. And now you feel like going to the Morgan Library, right? I do feel like going to the Morgan Library. I wonder, because the book is really popular, I wonder if they're getting like a surge of interest. 100%. Because it's just right here in New York. And that's like a pretty cool thing about living in New York. Like a lot of the times in the books

that we read, like the thing that they're talking about is just down the street it's on 36th and Madison right like you could just go and see it so that's pretty cool one point for New York today very small even though it happened 100 years ago um no but I passed that building before and I'm like that's stunning like someone should get married there yeah and I'm like what is the Morgan Library but it's a thing it's a thing and the book was amazing and the story of um the personal librarian bell da costa green is an amazing story and so i really enjoyed the book and i read it in like two days and it was historical fiction but like a true story i still don't know what to call books about real people though the the story is like fictionalized because they're they don't

know the conversations they're like extrapolating from other you know what i mean i don't know yeah i don't know what to call that either anyway so I finished that and then I started a new book last night called Rules of Civility by Amar Tolles Dana had read it and she gave it a high rating so I was like okay and I'm enjoying it so that's good did you make time to watch the Friday episode of the Morning Toast with me Josh and Shannon I I did catch some of it, but it hurt too much. Okay. You know?

And you did tell me, like, the pertinent bits of information. But it just, I'm so happy that they were here and that they had such an amazing time and you had such an amazing conversation with them. I'm just so sad that I couldn't be there. I have to say, I do think that's, like, top five, one of my favorite guests. One, because, like, of course when we interview people, I'm super interested in them interested in them but like i've never been so invested in anything in my life like i was love island right and like just to like have if i could have chosen any two people it would have been them they're so cute in person by the way they gave so much tea on the show and then also

like after the show they gave me even more tea which like unfortunately i cannot share but let me just tell you it's wild um and i like, would not let them leave without taking, like, Spritz merch. Shannon left here with, like, a new hoodie she was wearing, a new phone case. I gave them morning toast condoms. I gave them morning toast face masks. The girl who, one of Josh's really good friends,

who was the girl running his social, like, this entire time, like, you have to chew. They were saying, like, Shannon paid her sister to do it. Josh's friend, like, offered to do it. His friend is a huge toaster. So then I was, like, take this for Alex. Like it Josh's friend like offered to do it um his friend is a huge toaster so then I was like take this for Alex like I was like clearing out our whole thing yeah no it's empty I gave them everything um it was really just like the best and I really was trying so hard not to talk over them because I feel like when we do guest

interviews you usually temper the conversation like because I'm an animal but you weren't here to do that so like I just got to be an animal no I think I actually did a good job of like tempering myself and like holding back I read rave reviews about your performance I read them too and it really made my day they were really rave so um I'm just so excited so glad that we can put a button on love island you know I feel like so many of our burning questions were answered and then today is you know another episode of Bachelor in Paradise and I'm just not feeling motivated but I'm not feeling motivated to do anything but I just don't think it's gonna it's gonna work for me yeah I feel you about not being motivated to do anything I just like woke up this

morning and it's like still doom and gloom and I'm just like and I think we both looking at our outfits like we both have I'm done I'm done with summer i'm officially it's fall this slow ride out of august like speed it up needs to end it's fall i'm finished i just want to say growing i think i've said this a million times but growing up is realizing that summer ain't shit like you know as a kid it's like summer break there's obviously so much to look forward to camp no school two months no homework and then you just kind of keep that energy up your whole life but there comes a point when you realize like summer sucks because yes the weather is nice but we're still doing the same shit we have to do in the winter like low-key winter's the shit yeah like you get home in the winter after a long day of work you have no desire to go outside you're

cuddled up cultivating a vibe appreciating nature from inside but after a long day of work you get home you're fucking sweaty from walking out in the heat and then you get home and you're like oh it's so nice that I should do something but you're fucking exhausted so then you're sitting inside wishing you were outside honestly summer sucks yeah you heard it here I agree totally looking forward to falling into fall and I just want to let everyone know that that's where I'm at I'm not falling into fall I'm steamrolling into fall like I'm fucking done I have put on leggings today and I was like I haven't worn leggings in forever and that's a disgrace because leggings are my best friend yeah no I had the same exact thought but I got these ones with stirrups so that's like a crazy

thing stirrups I thought they were pretty cool when we were like kids like stirrups were everything they're so cool people would cut their own stirrups into their leggings. That was a little nuts. That was trashy. No, but stirrups, I just think they are super fall. But that's what I'm saying. You're falling into fall. I'm falling into fall. Fuck off. Falling into fall, comma, fuck off.

Love it. OK, so I guess without further ado, we can get into everything. I just want to give one more shout out to my best boy, who I love so much. I can't believe he's here with me. Like, the times that we share together are so special and private and intimate, and to be here, like, in the public, and he's just, like, doing his thing, and mommy's so proud. Mommy's so proud, Mr. Brew. Do you want to come here? My love's sweet. Come. Why don't you go to your auntie? Oh, he swerved on me. Come here. Do you love your auntie? I am. It's a hard no. Come here. Do you love your auntie? I don't.

It's a hard no. He's exploring. Let him. He's got to see what's going on here. Make sure it's up to code. Come here. He's the building inspector. Come here, my gorgeous.

Why don't you go to your auntie? Oh, my. He's literally so distractingly sexy. It's like hard. Didn't I tell you it's a whole damn new brew? With this joie de vivre. It's a lot to take in i'm not gonna lie i've been trying to tell you but i'm glad that you're experiencing it for yourself oh also we're gonna have real housewives of potomac recap this week uh today i can't speak

sorry um it was a pretty good episode it wasn't as explosive as i wanted it to be yeah it was good yeah it was episode we've been waiting for yes okay without further ado to do brew here are the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of Yeah, it was good. But it's the episode we've been waiting for. Yes. Okay, without further ado-do-do-do-brew, here are the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. That's true, Jax. That's true. But I would be remiss.

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Thank you for that, Claudia. A pleasure. First story, big news. Doing business with you. Big news of the weekend. Caitlyn Jenner revealed another grandchild is on the way, but who's pregnant? Yeah. So while visiting the toy store in Quincy, California on Thursday,

the gubernatorial hopeful opened up about her 18 grandkids. I forgot that she's going for governor still. That's why she was doing like at this toy store speaking because it was a stop on the trail, a campaign trail. I'm just confused about Caitlyn's schedule. Like I know she's supposed to be or already is on Australia Big Brother. That must have ended because she's in Quincy, California. But also Australia's in lockdown.

Maybe like the show was canceled. I don't know. I don't know either. All we know is that she was at the toy store. Spilling the beans. Spilling the beans unintentionally. She opened up about her 18 grandkids and joked that she wanted 30 for the evenness of the number before confirming she'll soon have 19 grandchildren as one is in

the oven. So of course everyone saw this and freaked out because there's been so much speculation about Kylie. Confirmed this rumor that's been swirling that Kylie's pregnant. Then they came out and said that Burt, one of Caitlyn's sons, is pregnant with his wife. And I think that's probably true. For sure. Because I don't think Caitlyn would spill the beans in this way about Kylie. I mean, I hope to God Caitlyn is not that stupid. I don't think that she would. But it is shining a spotlight on what was already like, you know, something people were whispering about.

And now every single news outlet has come forward and said that Kylie is pregnant. Yeah. According to sources. So I don't know if that means that like Kylie's camp technically just confirmed it for everyone so they would leave her alone. I don't think so. To be honest, like I hate this so much. And like, I don't know,

I didn't even like post about it or anything. I just feel like people should be given the space to announce their own pregnancy. Like that's really all I feel. And I just don't like, I don't know, it just feels icky. And I also feel like Kylie is going to announce that she's pregnant like whenever she's ready and whenever it'sicky. And I also feel like Kylie is going to announce that she's pregnant, like, whenever she's ready and whenever it's time.

And I'm sure she has something, like, and we didn't get that from her first pregnancy. And so I'm sure she's going to be, like, publicly pregnant this time. And just, like, let her do it in her own way. I'm sure she has some cool things planned. Honestly, I don't know if we're going to see her publicly pregnant. I feel like, from what I gather, especially at, like, anytime they've done, like, a reunion or anything, or anytime Kylie talks about it, she says, like, keeping like keeping it low-key was like literally the best thing for her body and she loved it she loved that time in her life so much like I could see her doing that for the next

pregnancy too I think it's different because I think she was so young that like she didn't want to even have to deal with like a whisper of people's thoughts about what she was doing I think now that she's older she's already a mom like I think that I think now that she's older, she's already a mom. I don't think she's going to be doing clear blue sponsorships, but I think we'll see her. That would be crazy. I think she'll probably stay home because she likes being home, and so that's where she'll want to be.

If I had her house, I would like staying home too. I think we'll see her. I don't think it's going to be nine months of old content and then a vlog the day after Stormy's sin is born. I wouldn't be surprised if she keeps it like low-key again. She like speaks about that time with so much like reverence. Because I think it was about that particular moment and that pregnancy and her age. But she is like, nobody's questioning her now. No, that's true's true it doesn't

have to be that way well it's worth saying congratulations to Bert justice for Bert like everyone's like oh it's just Bert like no Bert's having a huge milestone congratulations Bert congratulations Bert the news here is that Bert is expecting congrats Bert it's really beautiful it's so happy for Bert. Right. Constantly being like steamrolled over like yet again, you know? Yes. Though I do believe, if you were to ask me, I do believe Kylie is pregnant. I just feel like it's not our business.

I look forward to finding out from hearing it from her. You know, I feel like when Kylie dropped that vlog of Stormi, like everyone remembers where they were. It was one of those moments. Do you? Because I know exactly where it was. It was in the back of an Uber. No, I don't remember. Oh, I guess it's not one of those moments. Like everyone remembers where they were. It was one of those moments to you? Because I know exactly where it was. It was in the back of an Uber. No, I don't remember.

Oh, I guess it's not one of those moments. Yeah, I remember like what time of year it was and everything. Oh, what time of year was it? Because that's when Stormaloo's birthday is.

Got it. Stormaloo. So what do you think this hypothetical other child will be named? Do you think we'll stick with a weather theme? Yeah, I think it'll be Henri.

Cloudy? Henri. Henri is like stunning. Except like when I think of'll be Henri. Cloudy? Henri. Henri is like stunning, except like when I think of a young child with a French name, of course I think of Johan and Francois. What was their last name? McCord. No, Van Campen.

Okay, that's... Francois Van Campen. That flows a little better. Yeah. I wonder what those kids are up to now. Honestly, the amount... I'm sure they're like TikTok famous. The amount that I think about them is they live not healthy they actually live in australia but also in my mind yeah i hope they're doing well i'm sure you know they're thriving they must be like have some sort of trauma i think every kid who grows up on the show like i'm sure if you ask like avery singer or like ali shapiro they like, trauma stories just because it was, like, such a weird time.

And it wasn't, like, a thing now. Everyone has a reality show now. But back in the day, it was, like, really kind of like a spotlight. I'm sure they all have trauma. But I just feel like Francois and Johan's is worse. I don't know. I feel like Francois and Johan, like, have thick skin. You think?

I do. And I feel like they're not really, like, affected by, like, pop culture. The limelight. They're kind of, like, they do their own thing. Yeah, they like they're not really affected by pop culture. The limelight. They do their own thing. Yeah, they lived in Brooklyn. They're obviously very alternative. No, and I just feel like they've never even heard of Real Housewives of New York still.

They're just like... You think they have no idea they were on their show? Honestly? Probably. Yeah, they were so young, and they were only on for like three years. Yeah, and they're just like doing their own thing. That would be hilarious if they never knew. Except they show up at school, and there's obviously one loudmouth bitch who watched Real housewives he's like hi i'm francois van campen and she's like from the real housewives of new york uh maybe i don't know i just feel like they would just not

they would just be like okay they wouldn't they wouldn't know i'm telling you no i think you're taking it too far no i'm telling you they don't know they don't know I am telling you. It just doesn't compute for them you know. Okay. That's what I think. Okay you ready for our next story? Sure. Taylor Swift has joined TikTok. Lip syncs to a rap song with lyrics about her quote let the games begin. Okay I love Miss Girl more than anything like would truly take a bullet for her but like what was this video? I do think that like the transitions were meant to she was showing her different eras like so at first she was in her folklore then evermore then we got her like dressed in fearless and then we got a little

sneak peek of what she's going to be looking like for red and she has the bangs and the red lipstick and she honestly looks like she's 22 again like it's it's great but this song like I don't know who sings a song what is the significance it's a rap song and she's singing like the 10 seconds where there's a song lyric about being Taylor getting business done swiftly like who sings a song a British rapper Dave and the song is called screw face capital it just felt like a very weird place to start yeah and I just feel like Taylor Nation like which is her management team there they have their own social medias. They have like a million followers everywhere.

They've been on TikTok thus far. And everything they put out is like so curated, so like perfect. It's really like a great content machine, Taylor Nation. And I just feel like they were obviously like managing this emerging, you know, artist on TikTok. And I just feel like they dropped the ball. Well, I feel like this is actually pretty like well, like thought out and done for TikTok where it's a little more on the fly. Like you said, like I remember when we were doing TikToks and you were like, nobody cares

what you look like. And it's just more so like spur of the moment. That reminds me, I have a TikTok we need to film after this and I'm going to need your help. So just don't let me forget. Okay think brew got into mcplant um so this already feels like way more curated than like the tiktoks that we see but it's still not as curated as the shit she usually posts which is like made by a video editor like which i love by the way like i'm ready for you know taylor raw yeah but. But it's not even the rawness I'm questioning.

It's the concept. Like, what is this song? What is this? What is the point? Why are we all here? Yeah. So it didn't hit for you. No, but like, of course, I watched it 10,000 times and I already followed her.

And I'm just curious to see because like, it's such a big deal. And she just did it right before we started the show. When I was looking at her TikTok, she had about 140,000 followers. And right now she has 245. Wow, that's like 100K in like a minute. Nice. So, yeah, that's new with Taylor. Cool.

Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool. Are you ready for our next story? Is it the final story? Not even close. It's the number three. three wow we're moving slow today i know we have a lot to say well you know what we will be singing that oh give brew love if you show brew love he'll give you everything in return hi gorgeous brew love brew love i can honestly fit brew like into anything that's all i do when i listen to music

because honestly brew rhymes with you it rhymes with do no literally my the one we sing the most is i can't imagine my life without brew i can't imagine one night without brew honestly i'm like disappointed in myself i've not listened to reverie me neither what like for one iota of a second either because i just don't trust ben platnot to fuck with me no i know and like also i've just not been in a headspace i haven't been on a plane in a window yeah right my friend abe texted me and he was like i'm like on this plane right now he was going to la he's like this plane right now. He was going to LA. He's like, I'm so emotional. I'm like, happens to the best of us. Happens to the best of us.

I'm like, just lean in. But you know what I will say? Like, I do feel like, you know, being emotional on a plane is just, you know, part of being a human being. But I've never seen someone else on a plane like crying in the window. Let me tell you why. Because traveling is so miserable. Like if you just saw someone looking miserable, you'd be like, oh, me too.

No, but like with a tear. Yeah, because what do you, how close are you to their face their face like if there's you're never crying like sobs it's like maybe you'll tears though maybe like one or two i've never cried really more than one oh oh then you haven't experienced no i have then you haven't experienced but also people like hide their faces when they cry like they they don't want to be seen. Just look out for it. I will. Check on your fellow travelers. For sure. Come here, Brutadu.

We got to get into the next story because it's some big news. What is it? Mike Richards is out as the Jeopardy host amid a cascade of scandals. Okay, so we reported last week that Mike Richards, who was formerly the executive producer of Jeopardy, was now going to be the host. And we were like really kind of jazzed about it and I guess honestly I don't think we've ever given like a news story that much praise right and then in reading more this weekend I'm pretty sure we

were the only ones who were jazzed about it because not only does has he like made um offensive comments in the past and also like his workplace behavior was extremely sus oh but people were not happy with the fact that this person who was running the contest for who's going to be the next jeopardy host the whole time like was in the running himself you know and they feel like maybe he could have i mean i didn't read this specifically but just reading between the lines they feel like he might have like chosen himself yeah like sabotaged other of the guest hosts like to make himself look better you know and that they never really had a chance you know i have to say like i was going to come on here and say something totally different first flight i know about his workplace conduct i just know that he went on a

podcast and said something like he had a podcast oh and he like said something anti-semitic and misogynistic and like as a jewish woman i just, I just hate to like read things people said eight years ago. Like I just don't feel like it's reflective of them. And I hate like that we live in a culture where it's like if you said something eight years ago,

boom, that's your label today. Like I just don't like it. But hearing all this other information, especially about the sabotage. When I first heard that he was out because of like old comments, I was like, okay, this again. But then I read,

there was a whole long article, I think it was in The Ringer, about like just him in general and him as a boss and all this stuff. And then also the idea that he didn't tell me I read there was a whole long article I think was in the ringer about like just him in general and him as a boss and all this stuff and then also the idea that he didn't tell anyone like he was in the running yeah and I guess like there was also in reading in between the lines that he was like when we report on this article it's like you never thought the guy behind the camera would be in front it's an American dream apparently he's thirsty as fuck oh you're lying they didn't use

those words specifically but it's like he's he wanted to host price is right like he tried out for that drew carrie got it like he well he must be devastated to come so far and literally you didn't even come close you got the job yeah and then you fucked it up yeah oh interesting okay because you know i was literally like, thinking when I heard this story that I wasn't going to talk about it with Josh and Shannon. I was going to, like, wait for you. And I was going to have, like, a totally different reaction. But you're kind of persuading me, like.

No, when I read the headlines, that was, like, I was, like, you know. Old tweets. Old tweets. Like, when, you know, this is just so crazy. And then I read, like, more about just him as a person and his conduct as a boss. And there was a lot yeah there was a lot honestly I'm like so surprised that they even chose him first of all ABC is like so buttoned up and Jeopardy is like this most prestigious show you would think whenever they

made an official decision the person would be thoroughly vetted and probably there were people like like people on social media talking about this before while he was still being considered before it was officially announced so you'd think that they would have known about it but also if they're vetting him like some of this these things are just about him his personality right there's no like trip like paper trail no no not even that but like the people who are vetting him like must work with him like if people in the office don't like him like that should go towards his yeah so who's it gonna be I don't know back to square one literally Mayim Bialik I still is still I still would prefer if it's not someone like famous famous already like someone who's just straight Jeopardy forever vibes so there's also the Ken

Jennings of it all but Ken Jennings has old tweets. Like, I'm sorry, we are all humans. Like everyone has old tweets. Like, but when people thought it was going to be him, like those tweets had resurfaced. And I guess they had surfaced many times before, because he's like kind of famous before this whole thing. And he's addressed them and he says he keeps them up like as a reminder to like show what an asshole he used to be, which sounds like something people lie when they get they get caught like taylor nolan said that too remember she was like yeah i knew about these atrocious tweets like i i love them like she was like they remind me every day how much how far i've come like no like girls go through your social media if there's one thing

that's even remotely offensive delete it like people who say they keep up their old tweets to remind them of how far they've come are the biggest liars ever just trust and believe okay you know that's true it's the go-to excuse for someone who's like no i've known about these it's not like the go-to but like it is like a crafty way of how dumb do they think we are for real i could let you know I had old tweets and I did delete them and somebody had screenshotted them before I deleted them. And I didn't know that they were there. I deleted them. Okay.

Yeah. So I just hate that. But that's what Ken Jennings said. So even, I don't even think they could choose him now. I just want to say like, based on what I read, I think there's a chance if it was just the comments made on the podcast from 2013. They would have been okay. Not like it still would have been a news but it was like more than that it just seemed to be like issues with him as a person so ken jennings technically i'm sure ken jennings is lovely

i i have to i refuse to believe anything other than that but i also like i don't know this man so like now like at first i was like yes and now i read this man. So, like, now, like, at first I was like, yes, and now I read this article. I'm like, no. And I'm like, you know, just a follower. Yeah, totally. You know what I mean? So I don't, like, who am I? I have to meet Mike Richards and then I'll decide what he's like. Yeah, I just, it's so hard. I know.

You know, so I guess. But he's staying on as the executive producer of the show, which is probably so painful for him. Oh, my God. Seeing someone else literally right in front of you living your dreams. It's better than, like, losing your whole job and your career. That's true. You someone else literally right in front of you living your dreams. It's better than like losing your whole job and your career. That's true.

You know, could have gotten that way too. Been there, done that. Yeah. So now I'm like confused with where I stand. Yeah. And like,

where do they go from here? When does Jeopardy come back? They've got to like hustle. I don't know. Like Alex Trebek died a while ago. Like we've got to find someone yeah maybe it's Ken Jennings maybe it's Mayim Bialik like maybe she won't just do the college thing even though

she is like famous in other ways she's really like after Big Bang Theory I feel like she doesn't really act a lot she does like a lot of philanthropy and she's like very involved in academia movie that you watched Jackie that was like 10 years ago it was like an old lifetime movie and honestly I was never able to look at her the same so thank you for bringing that up. I'm just saying,

like, she is very involved in academia. She like studied like neuroscience or some shit. Yeah. So she wouldn't be

a terrible choice, I'm just saying. I just don't want a celebrity. That's all I'm asking. Yeah, I kind of agree. That's all I'm asking.

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I will defend Patreon to the death. Love. I and you should be like one of their brand ambassadors you should check out our patreon at patreon.com slash the morning toast where we have premium content we just came upon the one year anniversary of the great chili cook-off which is just such a good day feel like now that we've hit one year i'm just like itching for a rematch for a rematch i have a chili it's such a chili day i have a new recipe and i i'm ready to bring it and i'm ready to show you guys what i've been working on do you agree that today is a chili day it is i need to get meat me too that's the hardest part yeah speaking of patreon i just wanted to say so one of my favorite things is that whenever someone gets fired from a reality

show they always immediately are like it's fine i got an offer to do my own show um what's her name elizabeth vargas has me and brian oh bro scared the shit out of me did he eat that whole rest of the bone i guess you'll find out when he takes a dump no but like he couldn't be barking if he was choking no it's in his mouth oh my god like a little cigar come on here pup okay so elizabeth vargas one of me and brian's favorite things to do is send back her stories to each other because she's always saying like met with the producers today she's continuing this charade that she's getting her own show when like first of all nobody gets her own show especially not a one season wonder I wasn't I wasn't worried so then also Kelly Dodd is like you know I'm getting my own show blah blah but then

yesterday her and Rick announced that they're starting a podcast on Patreon and they like made this turnt video in their backyard and it was I'm sorry it was so funny like I was laughing my ass off um so Kelly Dodd joined Patreon that was just all I wanted to say we welcome all creators but head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast the morning toast are you ready for our fifth and final oh I cleared out our triangles hold on i think it's worth getting because bruce never heard the song in live and in person thank you bruce dudu it's okay it's okay my sweet okay i'm back ready you want to know why it's okay because it's the final story Do you think these triangles are making Brew feel at peace or like he wants to kill us? He looks peaceful.

He's just making some friends outside the door. Okay, you guys, fifth and final story. I feel like this one goes out to me. It's a little Suez news. The massive container ship that shut down the Suez Canal trade tries to sail through again. Here's hoping they've gotten their ship together. That's funny. The ever-given, the massive vessel that got stuck in the Suez Canal will try to sail through it again Friday

after sparking a nearly week-long international shipping disaster, satellite data show. The Japanese-owned container ship that caused billions of dollars in trade delays in March left a port in Egypt and began voyaging through the Red Sea towards the canal with two tugboats early Friday, according to the ship tracking site marinetraffic.com. The behemoth was shown inching toward the narrow waterway alongside dozens of other ships with no apparent trouble on Friday afternoon. But all hands better be on deck this time, shipping experts said. This is crazy, you guys. Crazy. Honestly, of course I'm praying for a safe voyage, but like, I don't know, I kind of want to go over there and sabotage them just so we can all start talking about the Suez again. Yeah. I'll send Luanne down to distract. Yeah, so obviously it's

nice to be back in the Suez I'm happy ever given you know it is like a massive ship they're not just gonna retire it because it had a little bad PR yeah no it's like you're not gonna retire the ship because the ship is embarrassed yeah like the ship get back to work like totally we all screw up like we all have bad ship happens we all cause billions of dollars in losses for people. Happens all the time. Happens every day. So I'm glad to see, you know, you get knocked down, you get back up. I get knocked down, but I get up again. That's what they should be blaring through the speakers.

Ain't never gonna get me down. And I get knocked down, but I get up again. And I get knocked down. Damn, flat. Sorry, sorry. Flat. So flat. What am I paying for those triangle classes, flat. Sorry, sorry. Flat. So flat. What am I paying for those triangle classes for?

That's literally you. Literally. I don't think I've ever actually related to a character in a movie more than I do the brother from Step Brothers. A hundred percent. That's me. Like if my family's not driving a Range Rover doing like organized harmonies,

I don't want it. No, send it back. Send it back. So good luck to everyone aboard the ever given um nice to see you guys back out there and nice to be a part of something again totally good luck but also not that much luck you know if things happen don't worry we're here for you we'll support you um let's dive into our tv recap segment which is the real hostess of potomac last night finally ashley arrived at the house and like brought the information that we needed in

order for things to move forward and I don't know I was just feeling really conflicted it wasn't as I was waiting for like Giselle to get her ass handed to her and she did but for some reason it didn't feel as good as I wanted it to I think it's because Ashley's like weirdly on Giselle's side I know and it's like Ashley what are you doing and now the lines are getting crossed because like I'm agreeing with Candace because and you know what like honestly I never thought I'd say this like every episode like I hate her a little bit less like I I think her friendship with Wendy just because I'm like so riding with Wendy this season is actually like working in her favor yeah so I just didn't feel really good but my god did Wendy have some things

to say like she went beyond you know of course you turned out to be exactly whatever. But when she said, the life you're living now is God giving you like what you deserve. That was just like a wild thing to say. Here's where I sort of landed. Landed. Because I was ready for the takedown. When they were having lunch and, you know, Wendy was saying like, you hurt my feelings, blah, blah, blah. And I was with Wendy. I was right for the takedown when they were having lunch and you know Wendy was saying like you hurt my feelings blah blah blah and I was with Wendy I was right there with her laughing at her no but then what Giselle said to Wendy she was right when she was like this isn't CNN like the way that you

speak to us like you think we're like on some heated show like we're just talking and it's really true like Wendy is a hard person to root for because she does do those things where it's like I have time today tick tock like yeah you know you're right you're right where and she really treats it like it's you know a soundbite a soundbite a debate and not just like a conversation with friends like the zingers like they just sort of like they fall flat for sure they fall flat so it's hard and also I felt like sometimes she she's like obviously has a lot to be upset about but like in certain instances I felt like she was overreacting like knowing that I really like Ashley and I think that like one she's doing her job like she's here she's at work for 12 hours and she's gonna earn her paycheck information but she also did come

to Wendy like in the kindest way possible and made it all about her like self being like if anybody can relate it's me like she wasn't being holier than thou at all like Giselle can't say shit because Giselle refuses to talk about her own problems yeah so Giselle really can't say anything but like Ashley deals with this all the time so like her coming to Wendy like it was already out there when when Ashley came to her right and I I understand that Wendy was just already on the defense especially with Ashley because Ashley was sort of taking Giselle's side but like I really don't think Ashley came in I think Wendy was right to be mad at Giselle for bringing it up to Ashley but like I wish

Wendy didn't just like explode on Ashley too because I felt like she wasn't really coming from a bad place I agree um but like the fact that there's rumors about all of the women all the time on every franchise and like you're gonna bring up this one this season and it's just the person who brought it up first of all Karen Huger said it best we all heard the rumor and only one person chose to bring it up that's Giselle that's because she's been spirited and she is successful on the show for stepping on the necks of other people so that's and just the fact that it was Giselle is just extra annoying because it's like Miss Girl like you literally have the most rumors about you you like die when anyone brings them up and you

have the most to like you hold things so close to the best when you have like the most shady shit going on and you're really digging into other people's lives like worry about yourself and it's true she does all this to deflect from the fact that like are her and Jamal together did he have a baby with someone like what's going on right but I feel like I mean she probably thinks she's deflecting from it but the more she gets involved in other people's lives the more it's like but what about you if she just kind of sat back in this instance like say Candace or someone else like I wouldn't be thinking about what's going on in her personal life also when Wendy was just sort of like railing into her and Giselle like did the

thing where she also did it on the reunion where she really doesn't know what to say she sits in like laughs and she just sits and it's like she really has no defense I love it I love it too I if I were Wendy like I would be so upset I don't think she was like overreacting in any way. I didn't think anything that she said was so crazy, honestly. No, but she misdirected with some of her anger at Ashley. Yeah. And then like Ashley and Candace are fighting because Candace is just like defending Wendy.

And that was annoying because like we need them all to band together. I know. But also my God was Robin being annoying, like getting involved. Like literally no one's talking to you, Robin. Shut up. Yeah. And I'm sorry. How dumb does Robin think we are? Macy's is not wanting to sell your hats okay right

embellished right the lie is embellished she's embellishing she's embellishing yeah truth um so I don't know why I just wasn't feeling like the satisfaction from that episode that I was waiting for and it's because things didn't go as I planned. Ashley was like also the target of Wendy's anger. And I just felt like that was misdirected. Yeah, it didn't go exactly as planned, but still it's like a step towards justice for Team Monique. And, you know, Karen just sits idly by like the queen that she is. Mia was also being a little annoying, like getting involved.

It's like, you're new here. Just don't try and mediate. Just sit back and watch. Especially like when every time you want to jump in, you want to defend Giselle. But it does look like next week she's calling her out. By the way, I just have to say like, Karen Huger, when she was laying by the pool

in her thigh high boots with like her thigh out, I was just like, that's a beautiful thigh. Like she looks so good. I feel like she's just, and it must be very difficult for Giselle to see all of this. Like Karen is really living her best fucking life. Like her things with her and Ray are so good. She's back on her feet financially

and she was open about that whole thing. Her kids are like, you know, flourishing out in the world. She looks her best. She's got LaDame, the wigs. I just feel like she is like such a boss and Giselle is just like kicking herself. Like it must kill her to see Giselle's walking around in her fake Chanel cardigan that I saw on Instagram, certified fake Chanel cardigan, and just like living this fake life, like

pretending living in all these lies. And Karen's just out here living her truth. She shared when she was going through a hard time with Reggie, shared their financial troubles, and now she's just living in her truth. And Giselle's still caught up in these lies I know and I mean we that's how we see it but I do think that for the person who's like the Giselle in this situation like that's not how she sees it she literally she thinks that she's everything of the sort and she can't roll up to the west wing and

think she's living her best life. No, she does, though. And, like, that's what she believes. I refuse to believe it. I think. I don't think she looks at Karen and is like, this person has everything I want. Well, I'm just saying, from my perspective, that's what it looks like. For mine as well. And Karen Huger responded to my story last night.

I totally forgot to tell you. I was, like, so geeking out. She said, thank you so much. Because I just posted a picture, like, reminding everyone, Karen's a queen. Right, don't forget. Because it's hard. It's easy to forget. Yeah. So then she She said, thank you so much. Because I just posted a picture like reminding everyone, Karen's a queen. Right. Don't forget. Because it's hard. It's easy to forget. Yeah.

So then she was like, thank you so much. And I was like, oh man, I'm obsessed with you. And then she never answered. Oh. I like blew my load like way too early. Oh God. Whatever. I don't care. I'm just so.

She should know. Now our DMs are open. And I feel like I tag her in stuff all the time. Like when I go to Brian's and I spray myself with LaDame fragrance. Yeah. Now she'll be able to see the content. Right. Okay, cool.

Get her on the toast. Literally. Like that that would be i think that's actually up there whenever we say like kelly clarkson like karen huger on the show is a part of that especially for like dream housewives guests also karen was on bravo chat room with giselle and kind of portia was mediating this conversation between them k Karen posted the clip on her Instagram. They didn't really get anywhere. Karen was just being funny. I thought the show was canceled. I thought it was too.

Honestly, the idea that there's an after show for the talent to talk is not a bad idea. But first of all, the name is so bad. And I just feel like they were weird. Nobody wants to hear from Giselle. And nobody wants your Zoom content anymore. They got to get in the get in studio but then it's like they don't live together right the Bravo shows are all but they need Portia was a perfect casting I don't think Giselle was a good choice no I think it seems to be like someone young and like nosy like I don't like someone from Southern Charm like you know what I mean I just feel like it wasn't the right cast. Like that's like what Hannah Burner.

Was supposed to be. Yeah. Yeah. But she. And then what happened to Kate? I don't know. It's just I thought we were. I thought that was behind us.

I thought it was too. I thought it was like a quarantine thing. It should have stayed in quarantine. Yeah. That and like my knitting and the tie dyeing. Yeah. That was. Yeah.

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