The Toast - S4 Ep152: Jackie's Pregnant!: Wednesday, August 25th, 2021

Episode Date: August 25, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Hump Day. We have so much to celebrate. We have so much to celebrate. First is Hump Day, so let's just get that out of the way. Most importantly, it's Hump Day. And you are about to be Humpio. Oh my god, and Hump Day will be even more special around here. It will be a celebration of you. Oh, and my body body that's so beautiful.

I look forward to that chapter for me. It has been a whirlwind 24 hours. It has been. Well it's actually been like a whirlwind three months for us. You but. Right for me. You yeah. No but the last 24 hours have been extremely whirlwindy for a girl who's already been through a whirlwind so I can say that. as probably most of you know I announced yesterday on Patreon and Instagram that I am pregnant that is so crazy and it's so crazy to be able to share it now and I'm I'm so excited to share it because being in your first trimester and like going through so many like physical symptoms and it's so emotional and your body's changing and you can't really talk about it like it's so emotional and your body's changing and

you can't really talk about it like it's very isolating and so especially to do a show where like we talk about ourselves and it's like oh what'd you do yesterday I laid in bed all day what it like and I'm right and I'm not just lazy right um it's very freeing to be able to share it now so yesterday um I posted a patreon vlog of the past three months I started vlogging the day that we took the pregnancy test because I knew that I would want, you know, a memento. I knew that I want to remember this. You used to pray for a moment just like this. There's a fire in your eyes I can't resist. Baby, we're gonna want to remember this. Baby, we're gonna want to remember this. I could taste it for... We're done? Oh yeah, I thought. Okay, okay. Cool, yeah, no. I think that was a good place to start.

So I posted the vlog yesterday. It's on Patreon if you want to check it out just going through the three months you know a lot of the milestones a lot of how I was feeling along the way it's been very much a journey you know a gender reveal a gender reveal yes I am sharing the gender of my baby because I mean a lot of people like to tease it out but I just want to be able to share and talk about it and I don't want to have to worry like oh wait did I give it away like like did I use a pronoun like right yeah so I'm not gonna talk about it today cuz I want you guys to go watch a patreon vlog and like have that moment not spoil anything yeah I don't want to spoil my own vlog but head over to patreon.com slash a morning toast

probably the best part of the vlog is when I told Dana and Rebecca the best part literally ever I'm Jackie's vlog is and dana in the car mine was good first of all you sent us that video like when you took it i didn't realize it was going to be part of the vlog and i watched it 1 000 times i don't know where to look like who's better to look at ritter data because like data looks so funny but r writ is so like emotional it's such a great moment i've re-watched it 100 times since the vlog came out and i had already watched it like 35 times yeah so it was really special because i didn't get that many people's reactions on cameras because a lot of most of family i told via facetime because i just wanted you guys to know the minute that i knew so that was like nice for me but you know not great for

the vlog for the content so um that was really fun and then I shared a photo of Zach and I with the sonogram yesterday on my Instagram and and you got a hundred thousand likes and I got a hundred thousand likes and that's crazy I didn't see that for myself that's like half of your followers no I know and it's like where have you guys been this whole time where's that energy when I'm posting like thirst traps 100%, like that was really shocking for me. And I just like, I really felt so much love and support and I got the nicest messages and the nicest comments. And it was a very, it was a very fun day. It was also like very overwhelming and emotional and just like every day is when you're pregnant, really.

But it was, it was really wonderful. So again, if you want more content and you want to know the baby's gender, head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast. And also Claudia and I are going to be doing a podcast this month, like taking all of your questions. So if you have a specific question for me, you'll be able to ask that in the Facebook group. Claudia will ask me two things. One, the Facebook group has just become this like wonderful place and everyone's like sharing their journeys with their kids. It so cute but the other thing is I just have to say and I've been like dying to say this like since you became pregnant like pregnant Jackie O is such not the regular Jackie O's there's not anything wrong with her there's

nothing but like pregnant Jackie O is just like giving me life because like now you and I like really like relate on a lot of levels like everywhere you go you're looking for a chair like that's literally me like you're just eating everything like that's literally me. Like you're just eating everything. Like that's literally me. I'm always here. Like should we order a pizza? And like before that you were always like, let's say one more shop before we go have lunch. You know, like you're always like wanting to like do the most like, and not really like

relax. What did you say? Let's lay one. Like, no, like if we're going shopping, like let's hit one more store before we go have lunch. Like, no, no, let's eat lunch now. How about that? Okay.

So like now you're just like on my level and I'm just so excited for me yeah no I'm definitely feeling extremely lazy extremely hungry all the time and that's where the journey has taken me you know every day is different though every week is really different like it's funny to watch the vlog and see how I felt in the beginning what I like recognized the symptoms versus now versus like I've had some really awful weeks the past few weeks so now when people ask me how I'm feeling I'm like I feel great yeah but you also like forget about all the times that you didn't feel great somebody posted something so cute in the toast after dark today from brew to bro because he's gonna be a brother Bruno is gonna be a big bro and I can't even tell you about this man brew and I've been trying to tell you guys

I've been trying to tell you guys like how close been trying to tell you guys, like, how close we've become and, you know, because he's an amazing man. But, like, this man, Brew, has gotten me through the last three months. Like, no shade to my husband. I love you, babe. But, you know, he's busy. He works. Works, yeah. Brew's job is to be... Protect mom. Is protect mom.

He's mom's male nurse. And mom needs something, Brew's barking for it. Like, he's always, male nurse and mom needs something bruise bargain for it like he's always he we nap together every single day he's constantly looking out for mom emotionally and physically and I don't know what I would have done in this time without brew I really understand that I'm so glad that he was there for you in ways that nobody else could be nobody else could be did you see the reels I posted yesterday of course I was sobbing like that has been brew and i don't even have a huge actually i do have a bit of a belly but it's not like a huge bump yet that he can like play with um so i

don't even know if he knows what's happening he just knows mom needs support and he's like we support you i i captain yeah tell me what to do where when and he and he's hits it out of the park every time i'm so glad that he's been there for you because I don't know a mom needs her brew she really really does so so glad to have that I'm so glad to share with everyone along the way now on the show and on the patreon and just like be more open about how I'm feeling and you know like maybe you know cut me a little slack here totally here and there if I show up like in a bad mood. Yeah, if I don't show up. No, I'm definitely going to have to learn how to start like

doing a show alone. Like just in case like you're sick, like I don't want to torture you. Yeah, though I mean I'm at my first trimester so I should start feeling better. So it's like if I made it

through all the other shows, I should be able to make it through the next one. Well, that's early. Yeah, hopefully. This is just like a first. Like we are like a female-run business.

We're in unchartered territory. We're going to have to deal with your maternity leave. Like what are we going to do? We'll figure it out. It'll be great. I'm like Googling like average maternity leave. It's like three months. Take as long as you need.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'll literally just sit here with my titties out like and just read ads. Whatever works. Speaking of, I don't know if it's a story you see only fans reverse is it a story it is okay so we'll save it we will i just was reminded i've been thinking i really should start an only fan you should sit on only fans with your titties out and read out no no i think that i should well that's actually a good idea but i think i should do i think people like really like to see me eat. Who? Who?

Don't be so surprised. First of all, like I've been going live a lot during my lunch hour and people are just like, yes, ASMR. And then on my TikToks, like the ones where I'm eating do so well. I think I just need to start like eating on camera. I don't know. That's where the money is. So I've heard.

I don't know. I don't like it for you. I don't know. Now you're pregnant. You can join me. That's true. We can compare bellies. So yeah, what else?

I mean, a lot of people were like thinking, oh my God, I need to clear up the biggest misconception. There's been a lot of misconceptions. So do I. The biggest one is that your TikTok is that that's what Claudia was telling Ben on the TikTok about a secret. Can I tell you that that TikTok blew up and people started commenting like you're pregnant or Jackie's pregnant?

And I wanted to delete it because I felt so bad because like you actually were pregnant, but that's not what I was saying in the video. No, and actually Claudia told Ben I'm pregnant and it's in the vlog. You see his actual reaction. I was in the Hamptons. You see his actual reaction.

Yeah, so like that really bothered me because then I wanted to delete it and then it's like, oh my God, an admission of guilt. Yeah. And I was like wondering if you were gonna like be mad at me and I was like- Lucky for you, I don't have TikTok. Thank then it's like, oh my God, an admission of guilt. Yeah. And I was like wondering if you were going to like be mad at me. And I was like. Lucky for you, I don't have TikTok.

Thank God. Okay. Because like I was drunk and like people were like starting to comment really, really fast. And then people were like putting it in toast after dark. And I'm like, shit, did I do something bad? But like I literally told Ben a piece of gossip about someone I, something I heard about someone we went to college with. Like that I used to know in high school.

Yeah. It was like not a big deal. People are so fucking nosy. I know. But people just think like you keep lying about it and that's what you told him i'm not fucking lying no i mean one i don't know when you posted that but like the timing wouldn't work out of the day that like i told family and two like the actual video because ben was golfing when i told the whole family like shapira was with olivia and so when ben came home from golf claudia told him and recorded it recorded it to send it to me so that's in the vlog and it wasn't

about the TikTok what's the other misconception the blankets the blankets is another misconception that we've been using the blankets to cover up my pregnancy I mean you guys I'm not nine months pregnant like no it's also freezing for real it's like I'm in the stage of pregnancy of like big lunch yeah yeah yeah um it's freezing for real I never thought for a second like definitely maybe if I'm feeling like but I only ever have used a blanket if I was genuinely freezing because I hate how it looks on the show of course I'm freezing right now that wasn't that wasn't a tell okay um there were a few other things I saw that there was one day where I did wear c-bands on the show yes you know what I was so surprised that you did that usually I mean there was a bunch of days where I wore them here and then took them off before the show but there was one day I forgot to take them off before the

show and you wear them what for nausea yeah like for the car ride and just the actual I even wear them to sleep like yeah um yeah that was a mistake yeah but also like I am just a nauseous queen like totally catch me wearing c-bands not pregnant catch me outside on a boat wearing c-bands for sure for sure and someone said like I offered you Zofran, which is like a nausea medication. I've been on Zofran. I actually haven't taken Zofran since I've been pregnant. Jackie's been literally like the Zofran hustler. Hustling.

Hey, you want a Zofran? No, I am a pharmacist. Yeah. And I am paid by Zofran. I found a Zofran in Ben's wallet. Like you gave him one once. They're so amazing. And so no, that wasn't.

I only had a Zofran because I'm not taking it right now. Yeah, no yeah no and also um well I don't want to spoil the Q&A because we're gonna do like a big Q&A but someone wanted to know and it was actually a fair question like have you ever tried spritz because I know I've been pregnant I've been really excited to share this so I have not tried spritz from the can since they've been canned I have not drank a spritz from the can in the year and a half where we were creating spritz we had multiple taste tests so I've tried earlier versions of spritz and then like later and we gave notes and this and that but I never tried the finished product in the can so that will be the probably like the first thing I do after I give birth that's crazy yeah

crazy damn mm-hmm well we're so happy for you and you know if you need anything like just let us know we're very accommodating here at the morning toast like we follow all the labor department guidelines like you take the time that you need if you need to push push a couple hours i'm accommodating whatever you need thank you very much no so far and thank you for you know exploiting this journey on our patreon so we can all benefit yes Yes. But also, you know, it is nice to have, um, like these memories to remember this. Not only that, like the internet is so disgusting. Like, I don't know how I have so much respect for people who just like share their pregnancy on like free platforms. Like that's crazy. It's crazy. Like there's such a, the people who are in Patreon

and in the Toast After Dark are actual menches. Like everyone is a Sunday guest, you and I'm not worried at all but like on the internet like I just can't believe like that people are just like always sharing so much it's admirable because like all that information people just like I don't know people are so scary yeah it is it is scary but then you have like a nice day on the internet like yesterday and you're like okay some but you know then the the mean comments have imported yet do not even bring that energy in yeah no I just want to let you know, the mean comments haven't poured in yet. Do not even bring that energy in. Yeah. I just want to let you know, not that this is about me at all, and it's something I'm working through.

I will kill someone. If they say one fucking thing about you, I'm just letting you know. I'm finding their IP address, and I'm taking a fucking plane, and I'm going to their house, and I'm having a stern talking to their mother. Good. That's the way to get to someone. So if you want to say something mean use IP that she go toast no I have no fucking time like no fucking time not that I don't I don't really expect people to be attacking a pregnant lady but those former toasters man they've done it before nothing

they've done it before yeah so I'm just letting you know like you're officially on notice bitch if you leave one fucking nasty comment on my sister's instagram in the next nine months i'm literally coming to your house but people might just want you to come over so then they'll start saying oh okay sorry i'm just calling your mother great from a remote location making a cameo from your mom go toast um so that's the latest with me it's so nice to have it out there so we can just like talk about it when i have stuff to share um but other than that you know we've got a job to do here that's true claudia let me ask you how was your day do we really care let's be honest how's do sickening he's getting groomed right now That's why he's not here because it's Sunday.

But he's going to look so absolutely gorgeous tomorrow. Brew was getting groomed yesterday. That's why he wasn't here. And I would have brought him today. Oh, my God. Brew was out the door with me. He walked out the door with me this morning. I was like, Brew.

He had his briefcase and he was like, I'm ready to go. He was ready to go. But I'm doing someone else's podcast after this. So it would interfere with his gym. So essentially, it's podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast and if we do the patreon today we should but also i just have to say i know this is like not a great time since we're all like sharing positive news a little scheduling update there is no show friday or monday because i'm going to tell you right for me and ben's like

best friend's wedding so i'm really excited and it's like a western themed party and i'm just like i'm really excited but there's no show friday Friday or Monday so I'm really sorry but the pregnant girl needs to rest so blame Jackie not me no I'm not complaining take all the time you need and if it pours into Tuesday no I'm in and out I'm going so fast I'm going to Colorado but there is no show Friday or Monday and I deeply apologize but like literally I went to dinner with my high friends from high school last night and they're talking about like weddings because one of them is engaged and just like everyone's weddings that are coming up and some people have rescheduled. And it's like literally I don't have enough dress.

There are not enough dresses in the world for how many weddings I have to attend. And you know that literally every fucking gown on Revolve is on pre-order. They're like out of wedding dresses because everyone is now stocking up. No, we have doubled the weddings this year. We have last year's weddings and this year's weddings. No, I know. Like it's so overwhelming. Like everyone was just was just talking about oh you're going to this wedding this wedding. I'm like I can't I can't. No it's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah plus it's the second to last weekend of summer so we're using that summer Friday. Oh that's true we still have summer Fridays. Yeah and next week too. Next weekend's Labor Day. It's just gonna be

a crazy month because it's like summer Labor Day. There's a bunch of Jewish holidays coming up. Oh yeah like Rosh Hashanah is like on Labor Day. Oh I mean I guess you're not gonna really be able to sympathize with me this year because you're pregnant. You don't have to fast on Yom Kippur which is coming up so fast. It feels like literally yesterday we posted that card 364 days till Yom Kippur. Like how did how does the I'm so dreading it. Yeah. You're not gonna have Yom Kippur breath. You how did it, how does the, I'm so dreading it. Yeah. You're not going to have Yom Kippur breath. You'll be totally fine.

Yeah. But I will have, you know, pregnancy. I think that's okay. I don't know. Like, honestly, like, you couldn't handle it. No, Jackie. I know. I'm thinking about, like, everything I'm going through. And I'm like, how is Claudia going to deal with it?

With my low tolerance for pain, like, being so spoiled and, like, annoying. Like, I don't know. I think about that all the time. Trust me, it's on my mind. I don't even know if I'll be able to like do anything for like 10 months. No, I know. I don't think. You're a man amongst boys, whatever the phrase is.

Like, you are a hero. No, but like compared to. No, and like women who just go out and live their lives and like go to work, like we shouldn't have to do that. I just want to say it's crazy to think about. It's crazy to think about. No, I know. Okay. Without further ado, where are you getting groomed? He's going to look beautiful whenever he does show up. Cause he's, he knows there's like, you know, big news and he didn't want to like show up first of all and steal spotlight from you today. And second of all, he wanted to, you know you know in your honor look stunning when he sees you

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If approved by a California judge, Kanye West will legally become Ye, which is his stage name. He's applied to change his legal name from Kanye Omari West to Ye, which is his stage name. He's applied to change his legal name from Kanye Omari West to Ye according to documents obtained by People. In the documents he says that his decision for the change is for personal reasons and provides no further explanation. In order for the change to occur, a judge in California would need to sign off on the petition. I don't understand. I don't understand either. I'm sure he'll get the sign off, right?

Yeah, I mean, people change their names all the time. I didn't even know you needed a judge to do it. Can't you just like go to the name changing office? Yeah, I thought you like

go down to the courthouse. Yeah. I don't know. You learn something new every day about yay. Yeah, I mean, I feel like he's gone through many a phase

where his name was like Yeezus and like, I just feel like this might be a phase, you know, when I'd hate for him to make a long-term decision. No, he's been yay forever. I just feel like, okay, that's like your name is Samantha and you want to legally change your name to Sam. Like, who cares?

I agree. It's wholly unnecessary. I think you should have your long name and you should have your short name. Can I have that blanket? It's freezing in here. Yeah, there's one next to you too, though. But it's not within arm's reach and yours is. Oh, wow.

The pregnant lady has to reach. Oh, my God. Please. You're starting. The pregnant lady. Okay. Oh, thank you. It's so cold.

So, yeah, this is just like kind of like an unnecessary chop. Yeah. Choppy-o, but it is what it is. You know, but I'm sure eventually he'll share his reasons. I don't think so. Because he's got his reasons you see luke comes announced today new song tomorrow brew south on you sounds so good that does it just sounds like literally like put me in a field in the back of a truck and like i'm gonna bob my head back and forth

and a field in the back of a truck. Yeah, no, that was a confusing visual. Those are like mixed, yeah. Okay. Mixed messages. Okay. Like, do you want to be in a honky tonk? No, no, no. It's definitely like an outdoor festival song. And it's like, we're all like, because the beat is like.

Okay. So what about like at Holmdale? Holmdale, like third row. Let's talk about, let's talk about that. Okay. No, I really want to talk about that. If you're about to take a big dump on Holmdale, get out. I'm not.

But the thing is, like, when country artists very rarely tour in the Northeast specifically. They tour. They do. They come here and they go to either Jones Beach or Holmdel PNC Bank Art Center. Okay, I'm not talking about Jones Beach. I'm talking about PNC Art Center. But if you live in New York City, those are your choices. If you're going to Jones Beach, you are also going to Holmdel.

That's the tour. That's the stops. Okay, I'm just talking about as a venue. Will you let me speak? No, but you need to have the full picture. I know the full picture a lot of these artists will come through to New Jersey at the PNC Arts Bank Center whatever PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel New Jersey it's an amphitheater and they get like sickening you know artists because every country artist makes

a stop around here but they're not going to play arenas like they're playing in nashville and i just want to say like it's nice that like they come but i just like that venue is like not doing it for me i'm sorry i know you have like a personal interest in the venue i love that venue i love it because it's the only place we get to see country but like you i just want to be in an like in a field like i don't know i don't want to be in the grand central parkway garden state get grass seats then i'm far away right but no you could go to jones beach to see that same artist and then you could be like by the ocean yeah why don't you do that jones beach is far jones beach is overrated the idea like you're literally in this like concrete kingdom like it's like an old fort yeah and like you're on the water coliseum vibes you're on the water which seems nice but it's like always freezing and by the way the concert

it's dark out you don't see the water and it's so far and it's far but it's pretty probably the same as homedale i feel like it's not but just like the energy it's also like the way the amphitheater is set up versus like on the water can't hear shit like you're in this like fortress i just think jones beach is really overrated. I saw five seconds of summer there with Ben when they were like such a small time band and like they only had like 15 year old, no, like 11 year old followers.

And me and Ben, like the tickets were so cheap. It was like seeing the Wiggles. Like it was like so, like they were not popular and we got like literally front row seats and we felt like the biggest losers because it was actual children everywhere. But we were rocking with our cocks out like we were like it was so sick and that's the only time i've ever been to jones beach that's not true we went to um

we went to a festival there i did not go and i was right because i said i didn't want to go no no not hot 100 that's something else no no billboard no yes billboard hot 100 that's i went with margo and ben and victor yeah yeah yeah me you margo and olivia went to a festival at jones beach it was like a day a lineup of days i have pictures of you yes yes yes yes we saw that girl yeah wait there were so many people no give me a second iggy azalea was there. Let me speak. Hold on. We saw that girl, Daya, right? Yeah, yeah. And the Chainsmokers. Or no, maybe she just sang that song.

Just Daya. Yeah, you're right. Iggy Azalea. I think Meghan Trainor or someone who looks like her. Sounds turnt. We enjoyed ourselves. So I guess I've been to Jones Beach twice. Yeah.

I'm sure I could think of more times that you've been there. I saw Lady A there with Margot and Nicole, the Snatchlers, new episodes coming out. My first concert I ever went to was at Jones Beach. My first concert I ever went to was at Irving Plaza. Katy Perry. Wow, you waited a long time in life.

Yeah, I mean, first of all, kids these days are so spoiled. I feel like we talk about this a lot. Like, back in the day, going to a concert was like a once-in-a-lifetime thing when you were in high school.

Like, first of all, you had to ask your parents to pay for it which like never fucking happened worse they have to drive you it's like a chaperone yeah sit there no totally like it was unheard of yeah actually we might have went to hannah montana best of both worlds before that remember at like um at nassau coliseum yeah uh you would have still been in middle school or high school no but we also saw Glee. Yeah, no, Katy Perry was, I talk about this a lot, but you know I'm like one of the OG Katy Perry fans. It's funny because I don't even stan her anymore,

but I was her biggest fan. I went to an Irving Plaza concert with my friend Alex Rizal, who I talk about a lot here, who is a toaster, and we saw Katy Perry. And it was just when she had released Hot and Cold, and I kissed her girl. And it was a turnt show. We had had the best time I'm so happy for you so as far as I know that's the first concert I went to but Hannah Montana Best of Both Worlds would have been before that no it would have been around the same time no I think Glee was after Glee was such a good show

yeah that was a good time no that's the best concert you've ever been to oh I mean nobody does a concert like Rascal Flatts. Nobody. So true. Oh, my goodness. But then also, like, I've seen Adele. Like, I've seen Andrea Bocelli. Like, they're just all so different. You just can't. We've seen Stevie Wonder.

You just can't compare. That's true. But nobody throws a concert like Rascal Flatts. Actually, nobody throws a concert like Taylor Swift. Like, if we're being honest. But also, like, probably the best concert I've ever been to is, like, Stagecoach. Because then I didn't have to choose. Yeah, yeah.

It was, like, a multitude of artists. Yeah.ach because then I didn't have to choose. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a multitude of artists. Yeah. Even though Lanco didn't play Halloween Nights. And it wasn't a Halloween night. And that's fucking disgusting. Disgusting. Even though their album is called Halloween Nights. By the way, their song Rival is so good.

If you ain't with me, you a rival. Rival. Rival. Sick. Such a good song. So good. I'm like dying to go to a concert. I've actually been like looking up so much at country concerts. What about Kesha next week? No,'m like dying to go to a concert I've actually been like

looking up so much like country what about Kesha next week no I really want to go to a country concert okay and the only one that came was Luke Bryan and I just like don't stand I don't but remember we saw him at stagecoach and he was unbelievable yeah but like stagecoach just does something to you no no we were all to drive an hour and a half to Jones Beach. We were all ready to like leave early for Luke Bryan and he just has that je ne sais quoi. He has that stage presence for sure. He really, really does. I think you would have enjoyed yourself. I know. It's just not the same. I'm just like I really need like a Luke Combs concert. It's not for so long. Yeah. And it's on a Monday and a Tuesday and honestly I might have to take the Tuesday and the Wednesday

off because like I'm not gonna be okay. Okay. I'm going to do Molly. Make provisions. No, of course. Like I will find a substitute or we will delay the show. But like I'm doing Molly and like you can't stop me. I know the feeling. When you just want to do Molly at a Rascal Flatts concert. Yes, I do.

I never did it. Mostly because like a Rascal Flatts concert that just like isn't long enough. No, and it's too good. Then you're rolling and you have to get an Uber. And I've never done Molly. And honestly, I think I would hate it. And then I would have a bad time at the Lou Combs concert, which is the opposite of what I intended to do.

100%, that's what would happen. But I don't know. I still might do it. Okay, well, that was our brief interlude on concerts. Oh yeah, but Kanye, good luck. Good luck to Kanye. The courts will decide. Next up, Netflix is hosting its first ever ever global fan event bridgerton

stranger things the crown and more will join it's called to doom a netflix net t-u-d-u-m a netflix to them to them oh when you turn on netflix yeah it's not really da-dum it's it's like da-dum like Like da-dum. Honestly, I don't care what they want to do. Like the fact that that's what it is is hysterical. And now I'm going to say nice things about this. On Wednesday, the streamer announced it'll take fans behind the scenes like never before with a Netflix global fan event airing September 25th.

Named after the signature ping viewers here after opening Netflix, Tudum will unite the production company's hottest stars and creators representing over 70 series, films, and specials on the virtual stage for an exciting experience full of exclusives and first looks, the platform said in a statement shared with people. So this is like Netflix con. Yeah, I was going to say it's like Comic-Con. Netflix con, but virtual.

Yeah, which like sucks, but I don't know. I think it's cool. Like Comic-Con looks lit, but like I Yeah, which sucks, but I don't know. I think it's cool. Comic-Con looks a little lit, but I've never been interested in anything even remotely related to comics, except Riverdale, maybe. Yeah. So I think it's cool.

They're opening up the cons. Yeah, I think it's cool, and it'll be nice because we'll definitely get the Crown previews, maybe Bridgerton season two previews, the press that will come out of it. They'll have to do a lot to make it press is it like live or it's pre-recorded i'm sure it's pre-recorded maybe it's live that'd be cool yeah but like all the hot shows are going

to be there so like maybe there'll be some crossover like maybe people will fall in love at to them you think addison ray is going to be there? Her movie comes out like tomorrow. Yeah, that's a good point. Are you going to watch it this weekend? I'm watching it at midnight when it drops. I'm literally so excited. Okay, so here are participating programs. I mean, it's everything.

Bridgerton, Cobra Kai, The Crown, Ozark, Stranger Things, and The Witcher. Also films like Red Notice, Don't Look Up, Extraction, The Harder They Fall, and The Old Guard. Also series that will be spotlighted are Emily, like I'm just going through what we've talked about, Emily in Paris, Sex Education, The Umbrella Academy. What about Vampire Academy? No, unfortunately. Okay, so just like a lot of crap. Yeah, pretty much. Also, I don't know if we've spoken about this here, like in your dream world if they made a movie about Evelyn Hugo Seven Husbands who would play Evelyn um

Aza Gonzalez got it okay because like somebody was talking about that on my Instagram live and they said Anya Taylor-Joy and like now I just can't see anything but her understood for me Anya Taylor-Joy is Addie LaRue you didn't read the book it's TikTok famous she is Addie LaRue well I'm done taking book recommendations from TikTok you wouldn't Addie LaRue is far too long and spends too much time in the 1700s you would not like it well I have like a bunch of long flights I have like actually like four flights this weekend because it's a one-stop and I need really good books so I think I'm gonna go with Beach Read I'll actually have my list would you tell me if it's good like what I like and then I'm gonna pull up my list and I need really good books. So I think I'm going to go with Beach Read. I actually have my list. Would you tell me if it's good?

Like what I like? And then I'm going to pull up my list and I'm going to give you recommendations. Okay. So. But I think Aza Gonzalez would be amazing for Evelyn Hugo. Just think about it.

Just think about it. I'll think about it. I still have Malibu Rising, but like I've actually been hearing like meh things about it. I don't think you would love it. Okay. So.

So I'm going to do The Good Sister. Okay. Amazing. By Sally Hepworth. Yeah. Who we love. We love. I'm going to do Beach Read.

Let me write that. And then I was thinking of doing that one Lion's Den that you said I would like. Yeah. I think you could even do Lion's Den before Beach Read. Or Twice in a Blue Moon. The redheads one. No. Oh, Margo put it on my list.

She said I would like it. It's like mind numbing. Stupid? It's just, it's fine. Okay. But it's not going to let, you're not going to be like. Invested. Invested.

Okay. Okay. I'm looking through books I recently read to see what I would recommend to you. The Hunting Wives. Okay. Put it on your list. Okay. That's probably the only one.

It's most similar to- By who? By Mae Cobb. By the way, you should read Eliza Starts a Rumor. I was going to say it's like- Oh my God, yes! You love it.

You have no idea what it's about anymore. You never read it. I just would read it out loud to Claudia on vacation to make her fall asleep. By the way, that's like when I really started reading. you started like Tim this is like a good book it's not like Facebook groups and like crazy bitches and Facebook groups you

started reading in Utah with luckiest girl life oh luckiest girl alive is a book that changed my life yeah and then you took my second kindle and you got Eliza starts to remember what was the other one um the hunting wives oh now I'm. I definitely want to do Eliza Starts a Rumor. You really should. It was so fucking good. Yeah. Oh my God. I love that.

Read that first. Okay. For sure. Okay. And then back to Netflix Con. Yeah. Cool. Cool.

Cool. Cool. Hopefully one day it'll be like in a convention center. Have you ever been to like any conventions? I went to Comic Con once at the Javits Center. I went to Drag Con once at the Javits Center before I ever watched one morsel of Drag Race and I feel like I totally didn't appreciate the experience.

I was on a panel and I was just like cool. Like I was just excited to be like a part of something but I didn't really understand like how important the event I was at was and like it kills me because I have never been invited back. Damn. It was awful. Like I know like it was amazing and like the fact that I in hindsight like I didn't

even know like what drag was like yeah so disrespectful yeah that sucks it's like when we have someone on the toast and then like afterwards I watch something that they've done like fuckity fuck fuck I have a million questions that's how I feel about um Chris what's his name really hot hot hairdresser for Kim. Chris Appleton. Chris Appleton. Like, first of all,

I've become such a big fan like of his work. And also the biggest regret of my life is like, we showed up looking like two rats who just climbed out of a sewer. Cause we were going on a flight and we just had spray tans. We just had spray tans. Like we were just doing the episode and then like getting on a plane to Nashville for the CMA awards. So we both looked like rats. Yeah,

we did. That's my regret about it. Like my regret is just like not in like being more present in the moment okay that's okay yeah and like i feel like my opportunity like for him to think i was cool and like maybe offered you my hair once like gone oh yeah no oh no oh no no no no no are you ready for our next story? Only if it's the next story that's brought to you by Skylight Frames. Yes, it is. Nowadays, staying in touch with those we love is more important than ever,

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Code toast. Thank you, Claudia. Our next story is... It's a pleasure. Our next story is really crazy so i'm gonna need you to bear with me okay so basically you're saying don't interrupt you it has to do with two really important entities one is liquid death which is a water company that is also a sponsor of the show yeah and two tony hawk okay bear with me tony hawk is selling 100 skateboards

painted with his actual blood. Liquid Death, the water company which claims to murder your thirst, use code toast, has teamed up with Tony Hawk to create a limited edition run of 100 skateboard decks infused with the skating legend's blood. Each board boasts a vile's worth of Hawk's DNA mixed in with the paint for the decks. He said, I am deeply thankful to have a connection with my fans, and I appreciate how Liquid Death connects with theirs. This collaboration is taking those connections to a new level,

as I have literally put my blood and soul into these decks. Liquid Death said that they actually own Tony Hawk's soul. He signed a legally binding contract selling his vitality to liquid death. And consumers can too if they want exclusive access to merch and private events. So this reminds me, Lil Nas X did,

he put blood in his shoes, right? Yes, he did a blood endeavor as well. And people were like outraged. Like, where's the outrages with Tony Hawk? This is so weird. We live in such a bizarre culture. I'm sorry. Sometimes I'm like, you ever take a step back from the world we live in and a bizarre culture i'm sorry like sometimes i'm like

you ever take a step back from the world we live in and be like what the fuck is going on this is one of those moments okay all the time i do like probably once a day and i not today like i feel like this is obviously crazy but like if you are a skateboarder like he's your idol skate is life no like honestly you want to skate with the power of Tony Hawk. Like, you've got to get a little blood. Let's say, like, I could get, you know, a microphone with Taylor Swift's blood in it. Like, would I want that? No.

And I'm, like, Taylor Swift's biggest fan. It's, like, gross. What if it was. Also, like, in the age of COVID, we're really swapping, like, bodily fluids. Yep, we are. What if it was a guitar painted red and had a little bit of blood honestly that sounds sick someone to think about thank you you've given me something to think about but it's just weird like yeah no wait it definitely this is like a

trend like why are we doing this i guess this is what happens when like your sport becomes an olympic sport only after your prime you get desperate you get desperate you get crazy money hungry brand deals and you have these radical ideas this is nuts this is nuts i think it's like a bit of satire too yeah you know um but it's just that crazy tony guys tony's gone crazy again if only you let him skateboard in the 2008 olympics for two people who like couldn't give less of a shit about sports and honestly had like zero influence by tony hawk in our lives we sure talk about him a lot he's become extremely relevant ever since you know he's been slighted yeah by the international olympic committee disgusting the ioc until he

hit 40 boom olympic sport disgusting disgusting i actually i mean i'm sure he thought about it but i like when we saw the skateboarding events like honestly it was pretty amateur it was literally child's play i feel like tony could have gotten in there i feel like he could have beat those snot nose kids in two fucking seconds i wonder if he even tried honestly like i i know this is gonna sound crazy but I think Tony Hawk competing in that farce of an Olympic sport would have been like bad for his image. Like him winning a gold sport like beating out some like you know 11 year old Romanian kid like that's not a good look. Like really you have to go to the skate park and beat

up like little kids to feel good about yourself Tony? That's not how I see it. That's how I see it. There was not one person in that competition over the age of 18 what the fuck would Tony be doing there I'm sorry like well first of all he went to commentate and also like he gave his life to the sport like he deserves an Olympic medal from it I agree just give him one okay that's no no that's not how it works no no especially not for a new sport not for a No. Are you ready for our next story? Sure. Tom Girardi has been spotted at an assisted living facility after being disbarred. Yeah.

Erica Jane's estranged husband was spotted at the Belmont Village Senior Living Facility in Burbank, California on Sunday in photos published by the Daily Mail. He wore a purple sweater over a blue button-down and khaki pants. The black eye that he sported when we spotted him earlier this month was noticeably gone. It is unclear why the attorney was at the assisted living home, former attorney. They wouldn't confirm if he lived there or what. Maybe he was visiting a friend.

Now my antennas are going up. Because do the paps hang out at the belmont village assisted living home how are they knowing where he is and honestly that's what sutton was kind of saying on last week's episode just kind of being like there's this narrative being painted like you're kind of supporting it and so is tom like three years head injury he's not been the same like there is this picture trying to be painted of him for some reason and this all these quote-unquote paparazzi pictures first he looks frail then he has a black eye now he's in a nursing home like how dumb do they think we are yeah no I think like I really I feel like if I didn't do this job like I would just read the article and move on be like oh Tom's

living in a nursing home you know I wouldn't like have to I wouldn't have to take the time to like think what where'd we get this pic? Yeah. No, but we are investigative journalists. Also, did he get the black eye at the nursing home? Elder abuse? No, and honestly, these pictures of him would be so sad if he wasn't so evil. You would see these pictures of a frail old gentleman who used to dress so dapper. That's what they're trying to do to you.

But we're too smart. And so are you guys. Don't believe it. Yeah. No, maybe he is living there. like he's living there for show and things have gotten like really dark with erica on social media and like reina like like of course like anyone who's sending erica a death threat is a moron um but she's like posting that i don't know she's really handling all of this in a very bizarre manner and so was like lisa reina and lisa reina's like i feel like

if erica jane released a line of lipsticks made of her blood like Lisa Rinna would be the first person in line to buy them the obsession is like a little weird yeah it's not even like a friendship anymore it's an obsession yeah no they are like mutually bound yeah it's weird are you ready for our fifth and It's the final story. Gorgeous. I know. The note I need to hit is a little higher. Maybe I'll get there one day. I don't know.

I'm just feeling like I've reached the end of my rope with this triangle. Like really doesn't serve me anymore like I really think I need like a banjo or something I literally love this triangle I think it's such a beautiful instrument it's also so soothing I imagine for the podcast listeners like they love the triangle life oh you know what I think a bit yeah that's what you need to do. You do need to put like a ponytail. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do. Off. So off. Oh, my God. Flat. Okay. I'm ready.

No, don't knock the triangles. They're literally the best thing that ever happened to the show. No, no i know i can't believe we're the first podcast to think of having triangles no i was saying we're the first podcast to do a lot of things um i just was saying like i feel like i've outgrown it in the sense that i need more i need like a trumpet like you need more notes recorder no i'm gonna learn that's not a beautiful how to play no on the recorder i feel like actually it should be easy okay fine but you can't bring your recorder here until you've mastered it because nobody wants to hear you fumble your way through the recorder nobody so mean and so true until you've mastered it

keep your recorder at home jesus fucking christ my god you're already turning into a mom this show is for experts only that's true we. We talk about things 100% factual. No, and like the triangle, there's no wrong note. That's true. If you want to fumble your way through a recorder. Oh my God, so dramatic. No, like, you know that sound. No, of course, it's atrocious.

You're right. Okay, our fifth and final story. OnlyFans has reversed their pornography ban after intense backlash. They say the platform stands for inclusion. Sorry, I have lost literally every morsel of respect for the people running this company. Like, if you're going to make a decision that stupid, like, stick with it. Yeah. The company told people that the proposed October 1st, 2021 changes are no longer required

due to banking partners' assurances that OnlyFans can support all genres of creators. They said, thank you to everyone for making your voices heard. We have secured assurances necessary to support our diverse creator community and have suspended the planned October 1st policy change. So, like, I just feel like it was such a crazy thing to do. And to go back on it, like, is so loser-y. But I do feel like last time we spoke about this I gave them a really good idea I feel like they should start a second platform that's

the same kind of you know paying for content but it has like more strict rules and it's for like podcasters and housewives and like a Patreon and it should be called Only Friends like I just think that was a good idea. No but why can't it be Only Fans? Well because it has to be a separate like it has to be distinguished from

Only Fans. Why? I think they want to be a separate, like it has to be distinguished from OnlyFans. Why? I think they want to make OnlyFans like more, you know, less about like sex stuff. I just think it's a good idea. Also, I saw someone message me yesterday, so I'm not sure if this is true or not, but the reason why they pushed for this move to begin with

is because the banking partners were pulling their support because like there were instances on OnlyFans and I guess Pornhub too, where there was like videos of rape happening oh and they couldn't take them down and the banking partners like did not want to be involved this has been like a long march to trying to to stop that from happening on these platforms um well that's a problem right so again some just one person messaged me that right I haven't seen that elsewhere but that would maybe explain why they would do something so radical to begin with well that's so interesting because when I first heard about OnlyFans I had heard that the major benefit of you know paying for porn is that when

you're watching something on a free website for porn, like you don't know where it's coming from. And it's oftentimes like people in those videos are victims of human trafficking and it's just like unethical. And the whole idea of free porn is actually like not good. So OnlyFans really remediated that problem. Like everyone is getting paid for their content, sex workers are being compensated, they're doing you know their own consent so if that's the case that like content is popping up that sucks because that was like the antithesis of why only fans like became popular yeah interesting yeah just thought i'd share that yes and i'd like to share the tv recap segment which is going to be so painful because i have reached a boiling point. Mm-hmm. You hear that?

My kettle is boiling because I'm done with The Real Housewives of New York. I think maybe for good. Wow. The TV recap segment in which I annihilate The Real Housewives of New York

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So I just want to say before we dive into last night's atrocity where like they literally gave us the most unnecessary to be continued because nothing happened. Rumors. First of all, next week is the season finale. Okay. And rumors are circulating that today is the Real Hospice of New York filming date and they are doing it remotely. Andy Cohen has confirmed those rumors.

The reunion. Yeah. But honestly, why the fuck would they spend one more dollar? There would not be one thing to talk about. No, I don't think it's about money. Well, Andy's also on vacation, so I'm sure he didn't want to come back for this shit show. Yeah. Oh, my God.

That's really crazy. I know. Yes. Also, do you see the rumors? And we'll get into the episode. Do you see the rumors? I think it was on DuMois that NBC higher ups, they're changing it up for New York,

and pretty much the only two people who are guaranteed staying would be Ramona and Ebony. Okay. With Lou as friend. Oh, my God. She's going to have a breakdown friendony. Okay. With Lou as friend. Oh my God. She's going to have a breakdown friend again. I think she likes being friends. I mean, obviously everybody wants to be the star, but like she doesn't want to get her

hands dirty on this show. She kind of floats through and like she's gotten so much out of the show. Also, the rumor had said that like NBC now owns a piece of her cabaret, I think in exchange for her staying on the show. Wow. That's it. Her cabaret is very successful. very successful yeah before COVID she was literally selling out enormous theaters yeah so that's what I read anyways no they there's like there's something going on because like I think last season of Real Housewives of OC was like so bad that everyone was like we need to

shake it up Andy acknowledged it was terrible and I think compared to what we're watching right now that season of OC was incredible seriously at least something happened like Bronwyn was being nuts and Kelly was being nuts and Emily was being like everyone was being nuts and like it wasn't great but compared to what we're seeing now I couldn't believe they pulled a to be continued just because Harry Dubin was calling like that's not a thing the person who mans the to be to continued sign has lost their privileges needs to go to to be continued rehab because they're addicted to using it in the most mundane of circumstances. When they were playing pin the lips on the Harry Dubin,

like my six brain cells got up and left the chat. Like they, I was losing brain cells. So dumb. Everyone like acting like school girls. moronic brain cells so dumb everyone like acting like school girls like I mean good on Ebony for even caring at all and being able to play this game it was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen and I so last night I watched last week's episode plus this week's episode which I'm glad that I did because last week's episode was actually like interesting the second half of Black Shabbat yes and then also just I forget what else happened

but it was just other stuff happened it was just a better episode and then this oh they also they went to um dinner with Ebony and Louis it was just better and then this episode was mind-numbing the only redeeming thing I'll say about this episode though is they went back to Ramona's house in the Hamptons which I know you you hated. I couldn't believe, seriously, one season, two trips to the Hamptons? I know, but like seeing all the five, all the girls go back to the Hamptons, like where they are now, just a few months after, where they were a few months ago, where it's like Ebony is now such like an integral part of the group.

They were all so excited to see each other and be together. And like, it actually looked fun compared to like, when you think back to five months ago, everything was so strained with like Leah and the plasma and the grandma and like no I didn't think anything about this weekend was fun it's so stupid like I thought it was actually really sweet to show like how far the group has come in actually becoming friends no and honestly like I just can't like first of all I don't Leah has got to talk about something like this is gonna be mean but it's like in something. Like, this is going to be mean.

But it's like, being a housewife, like, you have to be multifaceted. And part of that is, of course, family scenes. But like, we really don't care. Yeah. We really don't care.

No, we really don't care about. And it's either Leah's just being insufferable to the women or talking about her family or with her family. And like, honestly, I don't know your family. No, and also like,

talking about your high school antics. Like, we got that last season. No, it's really like, she's, she has turned out to be in my opinion like the biggest disappointment in a housewife like talk about someone no one has ever had a better first season than her and talk about like a fall from grace she's insufferable why isn't she showing us to like marry to the mob stuff like why isn't she going out on dates like something it's just family and and women like it's and in the women I think I can't I'm disagreeing with her at every corner yeah so then I'm like oh you're talking to your mom again like cool boring yeah it's just so bad oh my god it's

really bad but I did think one thing was interesting when um Luann and Ramona were talking about Sonia and they were like you know we both got divorced and we accrued wealth and it's true like in their own ways like with the show and the platform and Instagram and Cabaret like they both ageless like they have both made a nice life for themselves and it's like you can never really put your finger on like what it is about Sonia she's stuck in this thing and it's because like she had got the show got this platform and stayed the same person that she was she never accrued her own wealth like she's still in this like money pit with her townhouse like and I just thought that was like an interesting take on the whole thing that Ramona said it's true but I also think like Ramona is a very apt business woman Luann has been I think she went through highs and lows and and now she's found her her spot Sonia like made horrible business decisions like the toaster oven like you know even the guy who

runs the guy who runs her business and it's like okay we'll give you five thousand of the ten thousand no it's so turnt it's so turnt like it it is really interesting and but it also goes to show that like it's not a guarantee the success from the show no not at all and I actually was just I had never thought of it that way but it's true because like of course when you're a housewife and you've been on for a while like you make good money from the show but the real money is in the opportunities outside the show like endorsements and I feel like most housewives do like a pretty good job of it but like Sonia just like can't get out of her own way no and like she should be so popular famous and successful like her social media she's an only fans like her interns run it it's atrocious like

I would love you know the job remember big shot with Bethany they need Sonia to do that someone who has like a good head on their shoulders who could run her business no and that's you know what they say you get what you pay for free interns free interns and And that's the end result. Totally. So it was just like last night was a dark episode, like for all involved. Yeah. Except like I love this new thing they're doing with the Sprinter van, taking it everywhere. It's stunning. Yeah.

Gotta get the company name. No, and also when it was just like snowy and even Leah and her big pink puffer, I was like, summer needs to end. I know. We're literally. Winter. Winter. winter winter winter no i can't wait and i've made no progress in seeing the snow at christmas but i'm still working very hard on it again this is just me putting it out there if you have any off-market apartments that you are putting on market for rent please dm me we also need to secure some road trips and i'm thinking newport once again yes

newport in the winter or like fall like how we did last time i know our outfits were so sick oh my god it was just so incredible the bump in newport you'll be bumping in newport the bump in newport we've got to take this bump on the road she deserves it who knows the bump deserves like just bucolic energy snow fresh air the bump can't ski though so i got no jackie i'm telling you like pregnant you and i are gonna be best friends of course like i've never skied in my life one time and like when we go skiing on family vacations it's like you ben and margo like and ben like barely makes it out the door and now we're gonna sleep in together i'm gonna miss skiing that and then when you have a baby like you're gonna have to go on the bunny hill

with them like you're really never gonna be able to they'll go to ski school they'll stay with zach they'll stay with zach yeah no it's beautiful does that ski no yeah he's like tried it enough to know that it's not for him yeah no i respect that a hundred percent so i'll be in the lodge drinking and well i'll be drinking you'll be in the lodge drinking and well, I'll be drinking. You'll be eating. I'll be eating for two. I'll be eating with you too. No,

that's not, I would love to do a ski trip with no skiing. Yeah. I forgot about that. What else can you do? What are you going to miss? Like you can't have sushi. Yeah.

I haven't had sushi. But you're not like a huge sushi person. I like sushi. It's not like I've been craving it though. And also when I, when I'm at a sushi restaurant, I just get a roll with cucumber and avocado and it's pretty good. The soy sauce and ginger tastes like sushi.

Yeah. Um, soda, soda. I have a soda when I want one. I just have decaf coffee. I have a coffee a day. Are you allowed?

You're allowed to have up to 200 milligrams of caffeine. And my Nespresso has about like one 20. Oh, okay. I used to drink two a day. Um, also if I don't have coffee, like I will have a headache and you gotta do what you gotta do. It's not good for mother's health. No. And the cavemen like we're, we're fine. Oh my God. That's like, what's so crazy about being like, so into history is just like thinking about and like

studying like how women just used to like, Oh, you're not feeling well. Here's mine. Like literally, literally. It's so crazy. crazy so like obviously i'm sticking to all the laws of pregnancy also the pasteurized cheese thing is annoying not because like i love pasteurized unpasteurized what's the rule you can't have unpasteurized cheese but it's like everywhere i'm like is it pasteurized and it's like no but like are they i feel like it's illegal to sell unpasteurized i don't know but like, are they, I feel like it's illegal to sell unpasteurized. I don't know. But like literally every place that I eat, I'm like, is it pasteurized? And they have to like go find out. And it's like, it is.

What, where do you get cheese? Like on your pasta? Like is Parmesan pasteurized? I'm pretty sure like all hard cheeses are. It's really confusing. I just ask everywhere. Yeah, that's annoying. I get it on my salad, you know.

So it's just. Me too. What's for lunch um others I guess like you can't have deli meats which isn't um I hate it's not like I eat so many deli meats but you know a turkey sandwich does sound good oh you can't have turkey not unless it's cooked turkey like thanksgiving yeah the tryptophan or I could the tryptophan yeah or I could like heat up the deli meat turkey which i tried once but it just i felt weird after i think it was more of like an emotional feeling of weird yeah like microwave turkey that sounds disgusting yeah no i tried it um i can't have hot dogs so

i'm adding minutes to my life oh by the way that was hard not to talk to yeah talk about yesterday that was hard july 4th yeah that was really. Because you know I love a freaking hot dog. Can't have, can't spray tan. They say you shouldn't spray tan your first trimester, so that's why I'm like a ghost. That's been really difficult, honestly. That's hard. Because like a spray tan would just like clear the whole thing right up. Ease all your worries.

What else? There was one other thing that I was thinking that I can't, that had to do with like deli meats or something. I don't know, but yeah, it's just, all I eat is carbs. Carbs.

Fabulous. Oh, I can't have tuna fish. I don't think, which like wouldn't sound like something I would even want, but I don't know. There's been a few times where it's like, I want a tuna bagel.

Yeah, no, I feel like you pretty, like you like tuna pretty much. I do like tuna fish. So like, and it's just hard to find like sources of protein. Like I don't know there's been a few times where it's like I want a tuna bagel yeah no I feel like you pretty like you like tuna pretty I do like tuna fish so like and it's just hard to find like sources of protein like I don't want a piece of salmon send it back no I had it for dinner last night and it was honestly atrocious my friend Margo ordered spaghetti and like I've never regretted my life decisions more yeah so like it's just hard for me to get sources of protein um what about like a filet mignon can you have that yeah

you should order that i should well i rather like go and have it at the restaurant because like delivered filet mignon just doesn't cut it i agree delivered period just we should go to a kosher restaurant and like have a carnivorous meal i would love to do that lunch let's make a reservation i'm very hungry well i'm so excited for you to just like continue journey with us, you know? And just, again, can't reiterate. Like, if you ever need anything, the toasters are here for you. So am I.

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