The Toast - S4 Ep153: You Could Try Sears: Thursday, August 26, 2021

Episode Date: August 26, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. Hope everyone's having a great day. Hey, Jax. How you doing? I'm doing good because for us, this Thursday is quite like a Friday. Last show of the week, I'm feeling so good and excited about it, ready to give it my all and leave it all at the toast. You know, I'm wearing my Friday outfit because it's a Thursday that feels like a Friday. My outfit, too, is something that I would wear on a Friday because it's like, you know, a very cozy outfit. I have my cozy shoes on.

I really got dressed with Friday in mind. So everyone, if you're watching, it's Friday. Yeah, no, it's just Friday is more of a mentality. Yeah. Also just like take tomorrow off. Yeah, you deserve it. Yeah, summer Fridays. A little mental health day.

Yeah, love to hear it. Well, I hope everyone had a great day. Yesterday's episode was just full of information. You know, I'm kind of, I know this is not about me and don't worry, that's something I'm struggling with. But I'm just kind of decompressing from the last few days. It's been a whirlwind of attention. Are you ever just like relieved to have it not be about you?

You know what I mean? No. I feel like you don't like, it must be nice that it's like so much attention. It's like you don't even have to. Yeah, I guess that's true. Like, I'm reaping a lot of the benefits of your pregnancy just, like, clout chasing you. Yeah. And it does feel good.

Right? Yeah. There's pros and cons. For sure. And, like, I don't have to carry a baby. Right. To term. I'm good.

You get to go drinking tonight, having sushi and getting spray tans. No, I actually am getting a spray tan. And I was supposed to go drinking tonight, but I'm this fucking close to throwing my back out. And I have to get on a plane tomorrow, so I've got to relax. You do. Muscle relax. Muscle relax.

Yeah, take a bath. Take a pill. Honestly, you know I'm on this journey to... Separately. Yes. Bath. Get out of the bath. Bath, then pill.

Yeah. I'm on this journey to see the snow before Christmas. And I'm also on a journey. I've just, I guess, I knew that my bathtub wasn't an ideal size when I moved in. But I guess, you know, I have increased in size with thin length. Well, width. And another part of my journey to see the snow before Christmas in a hopefully brand new apartment is I need a tub that fits my needs. You should come over and use my tub. Your tub is so sick. I've got a nice tub.

No I actually can't even come over to your apartment. I've got a tub with a view. You have a tub with a view. A tub that is so sunken into the ground you could get lost in there. You really could. Like you know I have to use my core to stay up when like I'm chilling in the tub. Yeah, it's so hard for me. You know how like when we were kids, we'd go to the beach and you would say like, I'm digging a hole so far in the ground you'll go to China. Like if you go all the way down in your bathtub, you come out in Shanghai. Like it's so deep. It is.

You should come borrow it sometime. I should. But then it's like I have to waddle home wet. Sleep over. You don't have an extra bed. We'll sleep together. Okay. Bring the boys.

The boys being due and brew. Yeah, of course. Not of course not me you zach and ben in a bed together oh no oh no no no no no speaking of do and brew both boys could not make it today i can only speak for brew we're recording after this another episode for patreon q a about pregnancy taking all of your questions and we're also recording it as a video because some people requested that. So we're like, sure. Yeah, we should do that more often. It's just like a regular episode. It's going to feel like a regular episode, but just like pregnancy themed. And so Brew, I don't know how long that's going to go. And I didn't want to cut into his gym time. Of course, of course, of course. What's Dew's excuse today? Dew's excuse is that his mom literally almost broke her back, like my back. And I just can't be like bending

over, putting his harness on, lifting him up. Like I will throw my back out got it I'm so close like I have to be so careful okay well you should use one of the chirp um oh I should actually it's here yeah I don't I just like I need to not move in between episodes today you could do it totally a little r and r yeah otherwise how was your week are you excited for your trip tomorrow? I am. I spent all day yesterday like getting ready. And you know what? I'm really sick of it. Of what? The fashion industry. Let me just tell you this because I have been I've gotten really good in my old age about not leaving things to the last minute. Like I'm I'm really good about ordering things online in advance for big events in my life. And so for this wedding, I have a Shabbat, I have a Western party, like a pre-dinner, pre-wedding thing, and then the actual wedding. And for months I've been ordering stuff and just, I guess it all caught up to me.

Like I never actually got anything that I liked. I returned everything I ordered online. So yesterday I was forced to go shopping in person, which is literally the worst, like the worst. And I'm just fucking sick of the industry first of all like when did everyone stop making beautiful things like everything is ugly and everything is meant to be like the vibe these days is like little house on the prairie like nap dresses like where are the real dresses like for real women oh my god it's like it's like that stretchy material over your boobs and big puffy sleeves like that's's all they make now. Yeah. Why? I don't know.

And so I just went everywhere and it was so disheartening. One, because everything is so ugly. And two, like all they do is carry sizes. It's literally mean girls. Like I went to four different stores and they were all 135. You could try Sears. Literally. And I'm like, where is the nearest Sears?

It's just, it's out of control. Until there is a store that sells beautiful things in lots of sizes, like, I'm done. Yeah. I mean, the beautiful things is step one, you know, because, like, that's out the door. Out the door. Like, the way that we all dress now is so shameful. And myself included. Look at me. I'm wearing, like, sweat shorts today.

Same. It's just, just like a sad state and I went to Saks which like when you go to certain stores you know you're gonna spend more and I was so desperate I was like okay so I try on this dress and I didn't really look at anything because I was like let me find a dress that fits and that I like first and then I'll deal with how I'm gonna pay for it and I found this dress and it was so stunning I didn't even send you a picture because it was Valentino it was just a red. It was not even special like Valentino. Was it high heels red dress? No it was high heels red dress. Red dress. No. High heels. High heels. Red dress. Red dress. That's the part

of the song we're in. The better part. I like like i like so it was like a very nothing dress but like a flattering piece of cloth it didn't have embellishments it was literally just a red dress guess how much it was valentino yeah three thousand dollars seventy nine hundred dollars i was like why am i in this store and i couldn't even you're on the wrong floor sis i was on the gowns floor and like i saw dresses of all different prices and I was trying everything on never did I think I would go into the high four figures I was like this is a joke and this is what it costs to get a decent dress it was by no means stunning it was just a flowy red dress that's I was shocked that's crazy so I've just like and that's why my back is broken by the way like literally pounding pavement

and I realize these are not real problems I just this is my podcast and I feel like complaining where and I asked you how your week was going and what you're up to where are the beautiful things and until I find said beautiful things I'm done I'm done I feel you and I got and I got stuff and I'm just like not particularly in love with any of my looks for this weekend right which is why there's such an emphasis on glam because with good hair and makeup, you can really turn it out. That is very true. You know? Yeah. Because the clothes are just not cutting it these days. No. Oh my God. Like, and I would love some recommendations. Like, first of all, I was like, okay, I need to go shopping in the city. Like, where do we go? And it's just like department stores. stores yeah it's been a while for me no I know I never

shop in person now I actually do have to go shopping like for my burgeoning physique yes you do you know revolve has maternity I searched maternity on revolve which is where I got my maternity jeans and a pair of leggings um that was it it didn't work for you or no no no no but I actually I was actually excited to share the news of my pregnancy because now I like, I could use some like maternity clothes recommendation stores if you guys know of any. I just have to say, I don't know how people like went through pregnancy before the internet. Like I feel like I'm always hearing about, especially like the toast groups for pregnant

moms or moms who are trying, um, literally like saving their lives during pregnancy. And I'm like, what did people do before the internet? Yeah. Justice for the cave women. No, there's literally everything available at all times, which is so fantastic. Totally. I feel like honestly, Amazon probably has really good maternity clothes. But I also haven't thought about what I want my maternity style to be.

Because I could just like buy clothes that I like in just larger sizes. I just, I don't know. I don't know. And like, I'm not someone who wears like long dresses or anything, but that's very like, you know, maternity chic. I think that the maternity vibe that like, I probably will literally be in sweatpants all the time. So don't take this from me.

But like if I had to choose a maternity aesthetic, it would be Kim pregnant with Saint. Yeah, but she was wearing like. Komodos and bodycon dresses dresses where am i wearing a fucking body con dress i don't wear that not pregnant all of a sudden it's just such a good look i understand yeah if i'm ever going to a conference i will definitely wear that no well we're planning a trip in like two months you'll probably have a small bump no i'm not concerned about like the more like dressing up but like for every day what the fuck am I wearing I don't know I feel like blouses like I don't know yeah maybe like my maternity jeans and like button down

shirts yeah honestly like I think a lot about how you know I hope obviously one day knock on wood to be pregnant um and how like some people I know you can't time anything but like your timeline is really ideal for me because like I don't want to be my absolute largest in the warm months. Yeah. You know, I was thinking about this and that's what most people say. But like the first three months are really difficult. And so like being so being in the first three months, like in hot, sweaty August, like where

the trash cans on the street smell so bad, like there's all these different smells and like things that are just triggering. I don't think there's ever a good time, but I'm like, I'm feeling this more than usual. But I think I would feel it in second or third too. That's an interesting take as well. Yeah. I just feel like the message here is like,

there's never a good time to be in your first trimester in New York City. In New York City. That's what's the message. I think that if we lived in Iowa and we had fields of like lilies and we would just be so excited to go outside and smell them.

I think the message is there's never a good time to be in New York City. Yeah, not even the pregnant part. Just like living here. 100%. Though if there is a time that's better than the other shit times,

it's fall. Christmas. Oh. It's fall. Christmas. You think? Yeah. But then you get like snow that's dirty. the other shit times it's fall christmas oh it's all christmas you think yeah but then you get like snow that's dirty that's true like the dirty gray snow that they never clean up i don't know we're gonna have a new mayor soon like maybe that'll be a priority of his and like maybe christmas in new york will be fabulous again oh my gosh that's something to look forward to

that is but it would be but not this christmas it would be for next christmas fuck my god next christmas i gave you my heart i love i'm just i'm telling you jackie if i don't see the snow by christmas like you will never see me again like i will have lost my mind i know the feeling i'm every day on street easy like looking and it's just such a tough market right now everything listed today gone tomorrow 10 applications for an overpriced apartment that has like ugly toilets. Yeah. I'm just realizing like in order to get what I want to get, I'm going to have to give something up. And I think I'm going to have to give up my closet.

Like my closet is so sickening. And in these new apartments, like with my budget, I'm not gonna be able to have a sickening closet. You know, I actually had to give up some closet when I moved. And it was tough, but I'm glad I moved able to have a sickening closet you know I actually had to give up some closet when I moved and it's it was tough but I'm glad I moved yeah right yeah and like I can do with some cleansing and I don't do with a lot of cleansing because you're always complaining that you have nothing to wear and I know a huge closet so I'm gonna have to give that up I also think I might have to give up my dream of having outdoor space I do too but. But I need a tub and I need light and windows.

And I found a great apartment that like literally, they're so sneaky, you know? I'm like, this gorgeous apartment, they make these fancy photos that are renderings, by the way. They're not even real photos of the apartment. And I was emailing with her. And you know, for me, it's like, before I go down and check out an apartment,

like I need to be absolutely certain that it's right for me because I'm not wasting my time. So I ask a lot of questions. And I know that the realtors on Street Easy hate that. And then I'm just like, wait. I'm like zooming in on these pictures. I'm like, I think this is good. Like, I think I could go see this apartment.

Zooming in on these pictures and they like put up fake drapes. And I'm like, what's behind the drapes? Brick walls everywhere. Like, there's no views. They literally trick you into coming to see the apartment. That's wild. And then I found another apartment and I was like loving it. Wrote to the broker. And I read in the description. they they literally trick you into come coming to see the apartment that's wild it's and then I found another apartment and I was like loving it real wrote to the broker and I read in the

description she's like these photos are not of this apartment they're of a different apartment okay but is it the same unit same line no I was like because I'm thinking I'm like the floor plan doesn't match the pictures they just they just don't put up pictures like that's how easy the brokers have it now because people are so desperate. I will not be desperate and make a desperate move. You should reach out to Ramona. I feel like Ramona does sales. You should just reach out to her.

I should, just in general. She definitely knows of some good properties. I was also thinking I should reach out to Ramona when I was watching Real Housewives of New York yesterday because I feel like she would love a spritz. Would love. Right? I feel like we need to get a big delivery to her home for all of her parties. Yeah. That's a good call. I'm going to tell Ben. Okay, cool. Um, sweet. So that's my complaining for the day. I'm done. Okay, great. Great, great, great. I don't have much to complain about. Just like was so fatigued yesterday. I went to

sleep pretty early. Um, I was reading all day, really enjoying my book. I'm like 85%. So like the next 15% are just going to be pure enjoyment, which I'm excited about. It's called Rules of Civility by Amor Tolles. And yeah, then I'll have to get a new book for this weekend. So send me any recs. Yeah. I was going to start a Liza Starts a Rumor, but I think I like really want to save the whole thing for the plane, you know? Okay, cool, cool. I'm excited for you. You've got a lot of good stuff lined up. So I guess without further ado-do-do-do-do, moment of silence for do and brew,

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I believe it has national distribution. Because if you don't know that jam since literally the early 90s, like, you ain't living. Yeah. So that was really funny. It was in my head all day yesterday. Beautiful, stunning, and smart we are. This is a great reminder that if you have a card that you want to donate,

go to 1-877-CardsForKids.com. Code toast. Code toast. And you get a car that you want to donate, go to 1-877-CARS-FOR-KIDS.COM. Code toast. Code toast. And you get a free tax deduction or something. I don't know what the kids are doing with those cars. The whole charity makes no sense. I don't know even what the aim is. How do the cars help the kids?

I don't know. They can't drive. No, maybe they, like, I have no idea. It's a mystery. I'm sure it's not. But, like, they don't really clarify in the commercial why these kids need cars. I know. And like we're just so distracted by these stunning campers like just rocking out with

their fake instruments. It's it's a genius marketing move. It really is. OK. First story. Honey Boo Boo is back. She is on the cover of Teen Vogue talking about drugs, body shaming, and having no friends. Aww.

Yeah, really sad. She, well, that part sounds sad, but the whole article, she's back, and she's better than ever. Better than ever. It's Honey Boo Boo like we've never seen her before. She's mentioning it all to Teen Vogue. She said, my mama did not name me Honey Boo Boo. My name is Alana. Oh, she's done with the boo boo i guess so i mean this is probably

the time you know when you go from lizzie mcguire to hillary duff and montana and miley cyrus honey boo boo to alana i mean i've been waiting for this like kind of expose not expose profile profile on alana because i really feel like she is an american hero and I love her. And I just feel like she was here and then she was gone. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And we never really got an explanation or a follow-up as to what went on. Even though they're very like public with everything. Like they have a show for everything.

I just feel like I still don't really know what went on. Yeah. I think that article is clearing some of that up but also I wonder what's next like this clearly seems like you know step one in relaunching Alana. I wonder what step 10 is where are we headed? Yeah no I mean she's literally like made for television and I just know that this is not the end for her like I really believe that in my bones. No it it's this, these pictures, this everything feels like the beginning of something. Gorgeous. Honestly, I loved the direction of the entire shoot.

I thought it was so her. I love that they put her in, like, minimal makeup. She's a child. Like, she's turning 16. She's a child. She was wearing what looked like Morphe 2, like, Charli D'Amelio makeup. I thought she looked gorgeous. And I just love her.

And I think everyone who worked on this shoot, like, great message, great photos, great art direction. I'm a huge Honey Boo Boo fan. Like, huge. Yeah. And I just feel like our time has come. It's coming. It's coming. I do feel like the resurgence of Alana Honey Boo Boo is on its way.

Me too. And this was a great start. So congrats to her PR team. Excellent. Really great shoot. And check out the cover. Yeah. Check out the article if you're

interested to know what Miss Boo Boo has been up to. I know. And if you really are bored, they have a show on WE tv and it's nothing like it was, you know. That couple seasons where they had the TLC show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, was really

a cultural reset. And it was so good because they didn't give a shit like they had nothing to lose they were totally authentically themselves even when it was like gross like they were putting mayo like up their butts like it was really gross but it was like I feel like in 20 years like if somebody you know like if somebody who time traveled from 100 years ago like came and watched that television show like they wouldn't understand it like that's how transformative it was yeah yeah really great and I stand by and it was so crazy like I always forget that whole family came from toddlers and tiaras like she was like a breakout star on that show and then they got their own

that show was crazy that was like a crazy time for tlc yeah now i feel like tlc is like really focused on like like medicine like dr pimple popper my 600 pound life like surgeries like they're very like kind of gross like with like we're always getting like surgery vigils like which make me nauseous yeah i don't feel like they're into like the weird and crazy anymore no I think they're still into that but you're right they definitely have a medical folk yes like the medical department has blown up what's the name of the doctor for my doctor Nisardin I fucking love him I fucking love him and I will never not I will never just like scroll past a

meme about him like I will always give it my time and my energy because he is so and there's like if you go on YouTube and watch like Dr. Nazar Dr. Nazar it's like most savage moments it's such a joy I saw one recently that was I literally sent it to everyone in my life I was laughing so hard he goes viral on TikTok and you know I don't even know if he knows like what a figure in pop culture he is because he's just so humble and like just does his job keeps his head down lives in Houston but like literally at my next birthday party like i am having like a special appearance by dr nazardan and then he's gonna give me surgery roast you and then he's gonna give me surgery yeah like if i'm ever gonna get weight loss surgery like i'm going to the best

you would go to him 100 houston yeah done cool and like i've seen people who like cut out get like cardboard cutouts of them or like huge magnets of him and put it on the refrigerator to like help with their dieting and I feel like it's an effective method for sure oh you know whatever works whatever works I've not seen that but also I'm not you know on the talk you're not on the Dr. Nisard and Stan kind of for you page and it's literally me and Olivia Olivia Olivia is his number one fan. I would love to be there. I'll send you, well, you don't have TikTok, but if I find something on Reels, I'll send it to you. Thanks, girlie.

You and Olivia have been sending me, I don't know if Olivia listens to The Toast, but like I put that energy out. She's been sending me Reels that like I literally saw on TikTok. I'm not even serious, like a year ago. Like she sent me one this morning, like, you know, Gen Zers will never understand like the feeling of being a millennial like hearing levels in a club I'm like Olivia like this went viral like like I'm embarrassed for you like six months ago I also can't believe that that's like the kind

of content she sends around yeah it was very un-Olivia I was wondering if she was like trying to tell me something I don't know she was hacked totally okay our next story is a little beauty news Ariana Grande wait if you ever get hacked, I really hope that the person who hacks you changes your username to Hackyash, right? Free idea. That's how we'll know if you got hacked. Okay, cool.

Ariana Grande's R.E.M. beauty line is coming soon. Here's what we know. Try and remain calm, but R.E. is launching a beauty line, and according to a new billboard in Times Square, it's all about to happen very soon. The singer caused quite the tizzy after she created an Instagram account and website for R.E.M. Beauty,

which seems to be a reference to her song R.E.M. from her album Sweetener. The acronym stands for Rapid Eye Movement. I wish that her last name began with an M, because then it would be R.E.M. I know, when you said to me, Ariana's launching a makeup line called R.E.M., I was like, oh, Ari, like makeup. Gee, yeah, like it's confusing. That.M. I know when you said to me Ariana's launching a makeup line called R.E.M. I was like oh R.E.

like G yeah like it's confusing that's interesting maybe it's R.E. makeup R.E.M. that's cute yeah because R.E.M. is like your sleep cycle so what does that have to do with makeup also I do feel like if I looked at R.E.'s catalog of everything's done, there might be a better name for a makeup company in there. Even like sweetener makeup. 100%. Also, like R.E.M. is obviously a sleep cycle. And I feel like makeup is supposed to make you look like alive and awake. And like, why are you going to use the sleepy makeup?

Yeah. No, I just, I feel like there could be better options. Well, I have to say, I feel very like on the fence about certain celebrity makeup lines because now it seems like a cash grab. But every now and then, like you have a real success. Like Fenty, Rare Beauty is a smash. Like everyone loves it. And the products are very good.

You've used it? Yes. And it's, Counselor loves it. And everyone on TikTok loves it. Like it is a bona fide success. Like you, it's going to be it and everyone on TikTok loves it. Like, it is a bona fide success. Like you, it's going to be the thing that Selena Gomez retires on.

Like, but then you have like, Halsey's line, which we never heard about again. Even, I'm sorry, like House Laboratories from Lady Gaga,

like flop central. Kesha released one, floppy-o. Like, there's more flops than there are successes, but you never know. And Ariana Grande

does have like a very signature look. Yes. That I do think that this could be really popular. I agree. She's also at a level of fame that I thought for, you know, Lady Gaga is so famous, like no matter what she does, like it should be a success.

So that's why like House Laboratories flopping like was kind of shocking. But Ari's at that level now where like she just farts and it's like, you know, success. Yeah, and it's a new perfume scent literally sold exclusively at Ulta yeah so I think that no matter what this will be successful but also I don't think it's a terrible idea like she does have a signature makeup look she does and I I can already envision like it's an easy sell to think about what she's gonna be

producing like obviously the eyeliner mm-hmm hopefully she'll do some hair products too because yeah like whatever pomade she's using like bottle it for my salad need for my frizzy ass bun today yeah yeah so I don't think this is the worst idea I've ever heard um I just I want a little more clarity on the name yeah well right now I think they're in that marketing stage of like mystery here's a name right right everyone's going into like you know detective mode the account has 65,000 followers but has never posted and they follow like Joan follows it and her makeup artist follows it you know it's definitely like legit but it's just an interesting

like Alicia Keys did skincare right I don't remember hearing about it but that was like the best idea yeah no I think it was makeup too no that was like the thing like that she she doesn't wear makeup right so I think at first people thought it was makeup and we're like what and then it's like skincare it's like oh that's actually really on brand for her and like authentic yeah then I never heard about it again I don't even know if it came out yet yeah and then like A-Rod has a makeup line he's gotta stop oh. Oh JLo skin. That was like floppy central. I don't know. It's just cause like you don't use it. No, it's not use it. See it. Like I watch so much beauty TikTok. Like I never see someone, I'm going to prep my face with the JLo skin primer. Like

I've never seen that. Yeah. So if it never comes across my desk in tutorials or like if it's only on their social media, like that's how you know it's a flop. You're going to call that a flop. Okay. I think that's fair. I think the biggest flop, I don't even know if it's only on their social media like that's how you know it's a flop you're gonna call that a flop okay yeah I think that's fair I think the biggest flop I don't even know if it ever came out is Halsey's like I I didn't even know that it was brewing there was like a lot I think she did like a YouTube video with like a big YouTuber that's what they all do Lady Gaga did Nikki tutorials um Selena Gomez did also Nikki tutorials I think and then she like popped up in everyone's videos like she facetimed in remember right and that and I don't even I don't follow Selena Gomez on any platforms I see rare beauty everywhere like especially on TikTok everyone's always using

it the blushes went viral like sorry it's a success you know I need a new blush okay so like their pigmented blush has been viral and like I bought it because I'm a follower and a loser and I don't like that. Margot loves it. You put it on your cheek and you're supposed to, it's like very pigmented. So you put like a tiny little liquid dot. It is so pigmented. You look like a clown and like where you put the dot, it like leaves a mark.

I'm good. You know, I really am good on the reinventing of blush. Like it's literally probably been the, it's like the first cosmetic ever created, the Rouge. And if it ain't broke, don't fix fix it like do you like a powder blush I like a powder blush I just want something that's like the perfect color for me it's really not that hard like I agree to go to Sephora I agree like I actually had one and then I dropped it I'm pretty sure it was Charlotte Tilbury and had a little bit of highlighter on the rim I have that too it's like a it looks like a blush in the middle it honestly looks like a like like a vulva. Stop. Right. Like a bullseye. Okay. Sure. A bullseye.

Blush in the middle, rim of highlight. It's a rim, it's the rim job highlighter. Yes, I have that too. That's what Charlotte calls it. It's delightful. It's delightful. And then I dropped it because of Bruno. Okay. What do you think is the most popular makeup brand out there right now? What do you think is the most popular makeup brand out there right now? The most popular? I mean, I know for me what I use the most. No, but like in culture. Maybe Fenty Beauty or I just need to think of the aisles at Sephora.

Just give me a minute. I mean, Urban Decay is really popular. Is it? But it's like a little dated. It's not popular with the kids on TikTok. Like Milk? No, honestly, it's Charlotte Tilbury. Glossier? It's Charlotte Tilbury.

Like I can tell you her stick, she has like the contour stick, the highlighting wand and the blush changed the makeup game forever. And when I'm on TikTok, every single person's entire skincare routine, not skincare, sorry, face base is Charlottelotte tilbury the foundations the hollywood flawless filter those wands it's crazy how charlotte tilbury in the last two years became the biggest makeup brand in the world it's because she like makes amazing videos that make her products look delicious like i want to eat them yes like i want to take a bite out of the model's shiny glazed donut face yeah but then you just realize like it's because like

she's gorgeous and i'm fugly yes and the products do no matter how much Charlotte Tilbury put on my face I don't look like her the products work but not in the same way that they did on the model and that's just like something we have to live with that's something we have to live with no the brand that I use the most if I can only like use one brand and it's like probably 60% of what I use is NARS really fucking love NARS I think it perfect. Yeah. I feel like it's a little dated. Right. I don't think the kids are using NARS, but like. No.

I love NARS. Yeah. NARS and Mac are like so. I don't use Mac. I've never used Mac. I can at least safely say I don't use Mac. Yeah. I've never used Mac.

It's just interesting to think about. It is interesting to think about. Are you ready for our next story though? Yeah. Thinking about something else. Olivia Rodrigo is adding Paramore writing credit to Good For You. Olivia Rodrigo is giving credit where it's due and it's due to Paramore's Hayley Williams

and Joshua Farrow. The songwriters have apparently just learned that the 18-year-old pop star has added their names to the songwriting credit for her recent hit, Good For You, a song that debuted at number one in the US. It's not clear when their names were added to the track notes.

However, they were not reportedly there when the song was first released a few months ago. Fans observed early the similarities between the song and Paramore's 2007 single, Misery Business. Musical mashups comparing the two songs appeared on social media, accusing Rodrigo of being heavily inspired by the pop-punk group, drawing in millions of viewers in the process. Yeah, so I think, like, you I think for months we've all been saying it sounds a lot like Paramore, and Olivia's definitely influenced by Paramore.

Yeah. And what's interesting is that a lot of her songs from this album sound like other songs, but it's because she sampled New Year's Day from Taylor Swift. She sampled a Billie Eilish song. So each artist that she was influenced by gets a piece of from Taylor Swift she sampled a Billie Eilish song so each artist that she was influenced by like gets a piece of their song because she's using a sample but with this one there wasn't one and this one was like really the most obvious one and I read online

that two things one it's called an interpolation like what she did it's the same melody so that's why she had to give them songwriting credits but also I read somewhere and I don't know if this is true or not that before the song came out like she her and her management team were talking with like Paramore and the Paramore management team like about how similar the songs were so I don't think there's any bad blood by any means I feel like also Hayley Williams is like so mature yeah like she supports other women yeah but I'm sure now she's like making a good amount of money from the song yeah they do sound really similar and I mean all this time like you see those videos I've been seeing them on reels of like six months later

millennials who are like no wonder this sounds familiar and then it's like a flashback to them like in their emo phase of paramore and i was just i always thought that was like a funny trend but i guess it was like i just another reminder to olivia rodrigo like to add these people as yeah songwriting credits i mean like a lot of songs sound the same. Like that's just life because there are only so many, you know, keys on a piano. But this one was, I think, like unavoidably similar. Yeah. So congrats to Power More.

Yeah. I just want to say like I and I've seen like a lot of like old men like on the internet talking about how like, you know, like Olivia. I don't feel I just I don't feel like this takes away from Olivia Rodrigo's like talent or success just like the fact that a lot of her songs like sound like other songs I think she's admittedly like been obsessed with pop music her whole life so this is like the influence like I don't think it is bad and I don't think it takes away from like what she's done no me neither I have to listen to other songs but to me when I listened to the album like the first time I heard it I was like oh this one really sounds like that but yeah so we got two great

songs so the misery business fucking slaps like so now we have a 2021 version like literally like if you're ever in my presence at a karaoke bar and misery business come or honestly anything paramour like stay away stay away far yeah I agree such a good song such a good song and now it's back in like the culture because of good for you so I'm not complaining have you ever seen the video of Hayley Williams like it was like an iPhone video of her in the studio recording I should be over all the butterfly have you seen the video it's like her true vocals that ended up being in the song and it's she's such a crazy voice like it's exactly the same like itunes it's the craziest video it's it's on my list of videos i go down and watch you know nice nice i need to start an official playlist you should i know share it with everyone yeah

that sounds cool uh next story a little tiktok news tiktok is issuing a warning against the milk crate challenge amid reports of injuries across the country milk crate you this one it's a crate that's like what you used to use in high school it's called the milk crate challenge and even i knew that it's called the crate challenge it's called the milk crate it's called everyone's been calling it the milk crate i can't believe that you've missed okay wait when you look at those crates though what do you think i don't milk i think textbooks yeah that's because they're reused milk crates but they they eventually, they initially started. They're not reused. We used to get them at Staples.

No, you don't build one of these for textbooks, but like when you have an extra one, you use it for your textbooks. I don't. It originally started with milk. Listen, everybody's calling it the milk crate challenge. Like you're just way behind on the times. I thought it was the crate challenge, but okay, whatever. Yeah, but it's short for milk crate.

Okay. The milk crate challenge involves people climbing up but it's short for milk crate okay the milk crate challenge involves people climbing up and down an unsecured pyramid made out of milk crates which often ends in a catastrophic fall and tiktok is putting its foot down amid growing reports of injuries sustained while participating in the viral stupid trend it's fucking moronic i'm sorry if you have participated in this challenge like you're a moron in a statement to people on wednesday a tiktok spokesperson TikTok spokesperson says soon Claudia is going to be like gathering all the milk crates in the building. No. Oh my God. Me? Are you serious? Like so uncoordinated,

don't have any semblance of balance. Like even people who are hyper athletic, like are falling off on like the third row and like literally breaking their backs on a milk crate. But Claudia, are they going viral? Maybe that's how you broke your back yesterday. You were trying to do the milk crate at home. So in a statement to on wednesday tiktok spokesperson says that the app prohibits content that promotes or glorifies dangerous acts and we remove videos and redirect searches to our community guidelines to discourage such content we encourage everyone to exercise caution in their behavior whether online or off good this is like when people were being stupid on instagram or twitter and like eating Tide

pods. Like at some point, the platform has a responsibility to stop this asinine behavior. Uh, I don't know if that's on the platform. Like people just like you're responsible for yourself. And if you want to be a big idiot, like go for it. Of course. But like the fact that these videos are going viral adds incentive for people to do it. but like the fact that these videos are going viral adds incentive for people to do it so like tiktok is inadvertently like influencing people to do it because of the cloud it gives them so

like if they're removing the the cloud element who's gonna fucking just start climbing up a staircase made of milk crates that's true but it's like if they're naturally going viral because it's so entertaining but i mean it is like every time when i come across like i watch in full because i've only seen one person completed successfully you have and what was like what do you think what the method was? I don't know because he looked like he was doing it just like everyone else. Just like slowly one to the next. Yes but like when you put one foot on the crate you have to like balance your weight because and you're you're for the first foot that goes has to be in the middle of the crate to balance.

This conversation. But then where do you put the second foot? This conversation is making me want to try it. I'll make you one. No, stop. Again, I'm pregnant. No, I know. It's so stupid.

But like, I saw a video of like literally thousands of people gathered in Washington Square Park. That's insane. Watching people do it, taking turns. That's insane. And like when you fall, the entire milk crate pyramid underneath you crumbles. Yeah. And then you're forced to land from milk crate pyramid underneath you crumbles. Yeah. And then you're forced to land from like 10 feet in the air onto crates. It's so stupid. So stupid. I'm sorry. Like this is where I just don't feel like I belong in my culture. Like what are we doing? Yeah. Do not do it. You guys don't, even if her description made it seem like,

I wonder if I could do it. Please don't try it. You know, do something else with your time. Read a book. Join the Redheads. Join the Redheads. If only everyone participating in the Milk Crate Challenge joined the Redheads. Read a book.

Try Girl With No Job, The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster, a New York Times bestselling novel written by this podcast host, Claudia Oshra, available anywhere. E-book, hardcover, audio book, all of the places. Yes, exactly. That is a good use of

your time yes educational now are you ready for our fifth and final story that's going to lead into the tv recap is it the final story do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do every month to you a little bonus content, a little more personal content behind the scenes, vlogs, Q&As about all different subject matters, interviews with some of our friends and family. And then once you're a patron, you can request some of the interviews and episodes that you want to see. So patreon.com slash The Morning Toast. It's the best way to support our show. And it's $7.99 a month for bonus content that is truly premium. And also the best part about it is that if you sign up today, you get access to all the episodes that we've ever done.

And there are some gems in there like Drunk Get Ready With Us. Who remembers that one? And you get access to Toast After Dark. Oh, which is the last remaining Facebook group where people are so kind and warm. Just a fabulous group of people. But it's really crazy to think about some of the episodes that we've done, like, that were just so funny. You know what came up in my time hop yesterday when we went to Walmart?

We did Walmart, like, shop with us. And then we did a little mukbang with Ben. Good times. We still need to do our mukbang. Sure. Maybe next weekend we are going to take a trip, a road trip. We are? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. For Labor Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We could do mukbang mukbang yo mukbang yo so yeah there's just like such fun stuff so check it out mm-hmm then the final story Tom Girardi's law firm owes a hundred and one million dollars in debt new bankruptcy case filing reveals this is fucking crazy per document not to victims to creditors per documents obtained by people, the total liabilities for the once famed powerhouse attorney's law firm, Gerardy-Keese, comes in at over $101 million,

roughly $97 million more than the total assets of all listed property. The documents state that the trustee handling Gerardy-Keese's Chapter 7 bankruptcy case has filed to amend the schedule of his assets and liabilities. The trustee reviewed the firm's books and records in preparation, of his assets and liabilities, the trustee reviewed the firm's books and records in preparation, noting that, quote, the debtor's accounting offices were not well-maintained

and that much of what the trustee found upon her appointment was very dated. A lawyer for Tom's conservator and a representative for Girardi-Keese did not respond to comment. Yeah, I mean, I just feel like every time we open up, you know, the newspaper, it's just worse and worse. Not every time we open up you know the newspaper it's just worse

and worse not only are they like you know stealing settlement money from orphans and widows but they're also running like a fraudulent business where like they're taking money from creditors and unable to pay back yeah it's like the women said last week there he was running his firm like a Ponzi scheme yes but you know what like, if the only thing that he was guilty of was running a fraudulent thing and stealing money from creditors, like it's like, it's not a victimless crime, but it's, it's less. It's less atrocious than the crime. Right. Then it's just like a white collar crime where like, you know, he's a classic businessman who goes to jail, but like, this is like, you are an evil

person yes yes yes orphans widows burn victims yes so let's get into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap it's really crazy because if Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wasn't airing right now and every week and every day you open the newspaper and these new things are going to be so frustrated Girardi Keys no I would just be like they cannot she will never get out of this but like she's doing some real damage control on the show and really making people question like what did she know what did she know and I mean do you feel like her reaction to Sutton she's very defensive at like the first person who hasn't like blindly supported supported her and poked you know holes in her story do you think her very kind of defensive reaction

to Sutton proves her innocence or proves her guilt? I think it's an easy reaction to have. I think neither. I think that the women who came to her and said Sutton's worried about her reputation were misrepresenting Sutton's concerns and making it seem very small. And that's so easy for Erica to call her out on and be like, you small town. And because that's true, if someone, if one of your close

friends is in trouble and you don't want to be by her side because of your reputation, like how small are you? Are we friends or are we not? But that's not what Sutton said. But that's not what Sutton said. Like maybe that's one small piece of why Sutton is concerned in general, but it's not because of what the neighbors will think. No, very clear like in participating in this charade with erica all of the women are inserting themselves into a very serious fucked up legal situation also it's important to keep in mind that like sudden isn't completely wrong because as of recently and this was filmed like months ago but recently bravo has been subpoenaed for footage so like this does involve like the network and the women so Sutton is not wrong in wanting to protect herself like worried that you know her friends are gonna think ill of her because she's friends

with Erica who's in legal trouble they might think over because she's involved in now this legal trouble also there is an element of like you know everyone here has a conscience and a moral compass and like could you live with yourself if you didn't ask questions you just like believed everything Erica said when of course she has a lot to protect so there's also that element too and I really do not fault Sutton at all I just don't know if Sutton is strong enough when it comes to confrontation to be able to adequately tell her side or what she's feeling and then again that's next week they get into it and they're sitting next to each other again and it just makes no fucking sense it makes into it and they're sitting next to each other again. And it just makes no fucking sense.

It makes no sense. So they're both talking to each other like this. With Sutton, like when she's going toe to toe with someone, you're like, you know, just rooting for her to be able to get her words out. I think with every situation, she's getting stronger. Me too. And the way that Erica's like really so dismissive of her,

like that's like, we saw a little bit of it at the Rina Beauty party. Just like she says something and then like goes back. She's just very dismissive of her like that's like we see a little we saw a little bit of it at the random beauty party just like she says something and then like goes back she's just very dismissive of Sutton and it happens again next week I do think that is gonna fuel Sutton like she doesn't like to be treated like she's irrelevant because it's actually so rude the way that Erica speaks to her yeah no I think that I I mean I I think that most of the viewers are Team Sutton in this situation. What do people believe? Like, I would love to know.

So I don't know. I look on Twitter after like some of the more heated episodes to see where everyone's at. And every single tweet is Sutton and Garcelle are the queens of the show. Sutton, Garcelle, and Crystal, like are the investigators. Crystal's not really, she really says nothing. Sutton and Garcelle are really putting the you know the defense the prosecution on their back who do you think pays for a party for Winna Beauty at Crystal's house there's no way Crystal pays for that maybe production pays for it because it's

like they need a setting in order to like what did they even launch they just had lunch no I was also like I thought they all got there early to talk and then like the party would start but like literally all of that for seven people to have lunch ridiculous i was more wondering when crystal throws three parties a week for her friends she's paying for three parties a week well yeah for sure but like this is not her party it's rena's and this is just a venue yeah but so rena beauty launched like when with that lunch right like when did the website go live i don't know i don't know but i i don't think i don't follow rena so if but then i checked out rena beauty last night and I guess it's all like it's all there there's a lot of content okay good yeah um the fight between Garcelle and Dorit was like frustrating because

I really do like both of them and I need them to just like stop this nonsense I do feel like part of Dorit's reasoning for starting this random fight was one because she has been like kind of irrelevant I think that she needed something like nonsensical to like dig her teeth into but also like Garcelle like has been making those digs of irrelevant. I think that she needed something, like, nonsensical to, like, dig her teeth into. But also, like, Garcelle, like, has been making those digs, so it was, like, an easy thing to... Bring up. To bring up. But I didn't really understand Garcelle's response.

Okay, so, like, Garcelle said, like, yes, I have said these things to you. And the reason is, is because I feel like you talk a lot. But none of what she said had anything to do with Dorit being chatty. And I just want to say, we've been watching the show for years, and I've never once gotten the vibe that Dorit is chatty because they cut her shit out but the fact that every single person has said it at some point it

must be so true yeah um no so here's what I was thinking I feel like when Dorit is talking she's so long-winded and like so let's go instance by instance because they're all different when she said to Dorit that's not what you said at that's not what you said on Saturday night she said that three times she said it three times because Dorit was trying to ignore it yeah and I was like it's crazy that Garcelle said it three times it's like annoying but like Dorit wouldn't have responded if if she didn't stop saying it yeah because she was ignoring it also bringing up Palm Springs like was not cool not cool at all but so Dorit is talking so long-winded so long-winded so long-winded and then Garcelle is just like let's get to the meat of it that's not what you

said Saturday night right no and like you're gonna leave Sutton and Garcelle and Sutton are friends so it's like you're gonna leave Sutton out here to like be killed by Erica all alone when you were also the one like fanning the flames yeah with Sutton I agree so that to me like that's Dorita talking a lot and like let's get to the point yeah Yeah. You didn't say that Saturday night. Yeah. The other instance that she brought up was something about you would never take. Sutton's side. Sutton's side. But I also think again, like if Dorit's talking in circles and then like in order to just

cut through the shit, you need to just be like, you would never do. You know what I mean? Like honestly, now it seems like both. I forget what the third example was, but like now two out of the times where Garcelle made jabs at Dorit it had to do with like protecting Sutton yeah I just think sometimes when Dorit you know is trying to make a point but she wants to couch her language because she doesn't want the blow to land so hard she just talks around herself and so Garcelle is bringing her back to but you didn't say that yeah yeah the only thing is is like Garcelle like if you're gonna say fuck you fuck you fuck you get up and leave just to

sit back down that's like a weak move no I think walking out when you're being confronted is a weaker weaker move no of course but if you're already up like go no I think just sit back no I disagree if she had left it would have been like oh can't deal with being called out like you know Denise style but every single time someone brought something up Denise left so she stood up to let everyone know she's she's frustrated but she sat back down because she can handle this conversation I just think like if you're gonna commit commit no I was glad that it didn't end that way because then everyone would be like Garcelle left and then it's all about but then it's over yes like I um I very much like Dorit and Garcelle and I just thought Dorit was like coming out of nowhere.

No, she needed something to do. Like she's been so irrelevant. I agree. And also, I mean, she must really talk a lot for everyone to have said it over the course of different seasons. And it's never like, I'm going to try and talk less. Yeah. And to me, that is like, I mean, I love Dorit as a housewife,

but like as a person that I would know, that is probably one of the most annoying traits of someone who talks and talks and talks and doesn't say anything. Yeah. No. And also doesn't let room for other people. I realize the irony in me saying that. Yes, I do. You're usually saying something like there are people who just get lost in the lingo. And I like, and I think it happens like in corporate America all the time where people just like are just using like jargon and if they think the longer you speak the more you seem like you know what you're talking about and like I have no time for that like I think the shorter you can say something the better the better your message is I have to say the scene

at Kathy Hilton's house I found to be really interesting one because when when she was in her interviews and she started crying that like they lost 10 years like first of all I've never seen Kathy Hilton cry I just love to see not that I love her to be sad I just love seeing a more emotional side of Kathy and when it comes to like the American woman like whole thing like I'm fully teen Kathy like first of all just like the whole idea of making a show about your mom it's just like kind of weird like I understand Kathy being like people have said so much stuff about us over the years you're gonna give them a whole tv show to like pick and prod at and like Kathy's just very protective obviously of of her mom and I think

Kyle is in a completely different way she thinks like blowing up her mom's spot like making a show about her as like an homage is the way to do that where Kathy's very much like close to the vest like people have said things about us for so long like let let's just, like we know who our mom was. Like let's leave it alone. Right. Also what I think is so confusing about what Kyle says, it's like, okay, so it's based on them growing up, but it's not.

A direct. It's not a true story. So she takes these creative liberties, but it's also like we all know the premise for the show is based on your life. Of course. How is the viewer supposed to know that this thing didn't happen but this thing did and like

I actually think that makes it worse like either be totally true to the story so there's no room for like extrapolation yep or make a show based on someone else at another time you know I completely agreed with Kathy like being mad at Kyle for that especially if when she had the idea for the show and started producing it she was not even on good terms with her sister. Like, honestly. And the show ended up getting canceled. And I'm sure that's something. Like, all of that just to get canceled.

Like, I think that Kyle should and probably does regret doing that project. Because everything Kathy was saying, I was like, facts. You know, Kathy's like, you know, funny, who's hunky dory. But every now and then she's really fucking poignant. Like, she's really the older sister. Yes. And I was just like living for her. She was 100% right. Like.

Yeah. First of all, not to be rude, but who is their mom? She's not a famous person, right? No. So like why would anyone care about a TV show about her? I don't know. Like that's what I wasn't understanding. Like.

I didn't look into it. I mean, there's something like. Yeah. Google it. Okay. Well, I just, I agreed with Kathy. I love her. Yeah. understanding like I didn't look into it I mean there's something like yeah google it okay well I just I agreed with Kathy I love her yeah and it was nice to see her like in her home in the way that she lives her life tv dinners ritz crackers look fucking fire tv dinner tv dinner I'm going

to buy one I actually got one recently that I it's a bed um like eat from bed tray oh my god um I have to sit up in order like I don't like lay in my bed and eat but because my kitchen smell if you watch the patreon vlog like I can't even walk into my kitchen like let alone eating there smelly so I take my meals in my bedroom most of the time now and so I had to get a tray and it's hysterical I need is it one that like you put over your lap yeah or okay I should also get one that stands on the floor and that like slides under your bed oh yeah yeah yeah i should that's really crazy no i know but like you need one and honestly in my new apartment i don't think i can't buy anything for my house until i'm in a new apartment right but that's gonna be my first purchase yeah no like she's really um bringing back tv dinner

trays and they're so like useful no i know that like little library nook just looked like a warm, fabulous place to eat a salad on a TV dinner table. It did. And I bet her dinner party is going to be fabulous. I can't wait. The Baccarat Lanterns. I liked what she said about how Dorit like does her look. That's like fashion.

That's what she's into. And like that Kathy does her look on the table. I totally understood what she meant. No, she's really like a grown woman. Yeah. And I think she's elevating the shit out of the show. I don't think she meant no she's really like a a grown woman yeah and I think she's elevating the shit out of the show I don't think she was like shading to read at all and I'm someone who does my look on myself like she wasn't shading at all but it was a made the viewer really understand like what she's about to put into her table yeah I am obsessed like she's elevating this shit like so hard no yeah in the beginning I wasn't sure where we were headed with her as a cast member.

I didn't think, but now I'm just like I want actually her to go on Watch What Happens Live and I want Annie to ask her opinion on every single storyline in the franchise because like I trust her opinion. She's so on point. And when she was just putting on her lipstick when everyone was fighting and she had no idea that Garcelle was telling everyone to go fuck themselves. She's a queen.

Yeah. I love her. Yeah. So that's a tv recap right anything else happened on beverly hills we need to talk about no oh um delilah and amelia and the boyfriend and the um scott nothing i don't know anything delilah and her boyfriend are cute delilah is everything like i'm obsessed with her and her boyfriend's so cute yeah and you know he's from Love Island yes but UK right yes maybe I should go we should go watch this season you should yeah um well that's our show hope everyone enjoyed and yeah that's it that's it for the week I hope everyone has an amazing weekend what a fun week

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