The Toast - S4 Ep154: The Alti-toots: Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Episode Date: August 31, 2021

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factually known as like the highest altitude in the country. Is it? Well, it has to be because like the way that I was feeling, there's no way you could get any higher than that. Like you felt higher than Utah? Oh yeah. No, no. Tully Ride and Aspen are, like, really, really high. Like, Utah's nothing. Utah's nothing.

When you go to Utah, do you feel anything? No, I guess not. No. But I just, like, assume I've got lungs of steel. No, and I have the opposite of lungs of steel. And, like, it was, like, I was choking the whole weekend. No, and I definitely don't. It's probably just because, like, Utah's pretty much at sea level.

And my lungs aren't working that hard. My lungs, like, were working in overdrive. I'm so happy to be back at sea level like I love it here I take back everything I've ever said about New York it was really hard for me to breathe like not breathe actually but like move yeah you just get out of breath pretty quickly yeah like and at the wedding you know I was trying to do my best simcha dancing and I just got winded it's like you're pregnant yes oh my god yeah that's how it feels like you just get winded over the most menial tasks.

And then there's the thing of the altitudes. Okay. Which is high altitude. When you go from, like, drastic changes, like, you get really bad gas. Is that your excuse? No, no. I'm telling you it was a thing. And, like, everyone was talking about it.

The altitudes. So everyone, like, you have it going there or coming back or both just the adjustment like the whole time like you're just and like the way that I experienced it was different from the way I was talking to other people who were experiencing it like some of them noticed like you know a unique fragrance to their brand of toots and others were just noticing the frequency in which they were tooting to be you know a lot heavier so, just as for the altitudes, because like when we landed, me and Ben were in the car and like all the windows were down. And you just like farted out all the air pressure?

No. And I was like, oh my God, like I'm like farting so much. And then on my stories, I was talking about the altitude and people were giving me great recommendations. Okay. Oxygen in a can, like a lifesaver. Yeah. And someone was like, the altitudes are real.

Like if you notice you're farting a lot, like it's a thing. And I was like, oh my God, I was like in the car. I literally couldn't stop. I'm dying. I've never heard that before. What a fun fact. Nature is hysterical. Hysterical.

So it was a smelly wedding. No, I'm kidding. It was beautiful. And it was really, really fun. And it's just, you know, Tolley Ride's like something you got to see. Yeah. No, you sent some stunning photos that's like something you got to see. Yeah. No, you sent some stunning photos that definitely had me scratching that Tully Ride itch. Yeah, yeah.

It gets itchy. I was feeling a little itchy. And that is definitely somewhere I would like to go. Yeah, it's beautiful. Some point in my life. You shouldn't. You're a skier, you know? I am.

Not this season, unfortunately. You guys will have to hit the slopes without me. But yeah, I should try to ski somewhere slopes without me but yeah I should I should try to ski somewhere other than Utah sometime I know I'm just a creature of habit and I love that Deer Valley at the end of the day isn't it all just a mountain like you know some mountains are different than others but then they say like Deer Valley is the best skiing in the country so it's like why would I go anywhere else plus it's a direct flight direct flight direct flight on the way there um we did have to take a one-stop flight.

And it was... Grueling. It was grueling. It was like about a 12-hour travel day. But you know, you love the bride and groom and you do anything for them. Yeah. So I stand by that. And on the way there is better than on the way home because like you're still excited to get there.

So you just have like more joie de vivre. Well, on the way home, I just kind of gave up and flew private. But yeah, I feel you. Yeah. No, but that's better than if you flew private there and a one-stop on the way home. Oh, no. On the way home, it's like you're depressed. You're hungover. You've got alcohol anxiety. You're like, if I don't get home in five minutes, I'm not going to be okay. Yes. So you did it right. I did it right. Before we dive in, because there's a lot to talk about,

we haven't had a show since Thursday. Thank you, everyone, for giving me the two days off. They were both spent traveling. I think we should discuss what's, there's been so much going on in the world and really devastating news coming out of Afghanistan. Yeah, the news has been extremely upsetting. The news of the 13 Marines who were killed in Afghanistan was just heartbreaking. I think it clouded over everyone's weekend.

It's just like percent I can't stop thinking about it can't stop thinking about them what's going on in Afghanistan now we've left but like there are Americans still there there are service dogs still there there are Afghans like in major danger like allies translators um there's equipment it's a really scary thing that's happening um and I just like feel really like sad for the families of everyone of the 13 service members who passed away. And actually there've been GoFundMe set up that are completely verified that GoFundMe made them and they've been in contact with the family.

So if you're looking for a way to like support, I know one of the service members was like three weeks out from having their first baby. Yeah. So if you go to GoFundMe to Twitter, they have like a whole thread of, you posted it to your stories. I saw. Yeah. Which, you know, it's so hard. Like when have like a whole thread of you posted it to your stories I saw yeah which you know it's so hard like when something like this happens like you just want to donate and then you never know like people set up GoFundMe's that are

not affiliated with the family so the fact that GoFundMe like is handling it I very much appreciate yeah yeah um and then there was also a hurricane in Louisiana um I do believe it was downgraded so it wasn't as terrible as it could have been but it's still like people have no power and their homes are flooded so for our Louisiana Toasters I hope you're okay and it's just been like a crazy like tragic like non-stop

so much tragedy but we're here to attempt but it gets harder it really does but I will segue because I have a gift for you what uh-huh it's the gift that I that we thought maybe we got the same one yes okay and it arrived and of course I don't like check my packages when they come I like leave them in my foyer for a few days that's sociopathic I'm just like the laziest person alive oh my god when

I see those boxes first I'm so excited to see what's in them and second of all like I'm like a declutter if I see one morsel of something in my like foyer is it foyer or foyer it depends are you french yes foyer um it drives me nuts like I hate things yeah it's like I am just so lazy so I wait until there's a ton of boxes and then I'm like okay like I'm gonna get them all that's insane it's insane so you should have had your gift last week it was already here oh I guess that's like people who leave like their emails unopened and opened those people are psychotic I leave need like emails that I need to get to unopened of course but you don't have 20,000 email like notifications I hate when people do that so crazy and I'm sorry it's not a personality trait to have like a thousand unread text messages. Like just open them.

Oh, I mean, text messages is like a little cooler because that means like a thousand people texted you. But with emails, it's like all junk mail. Like that's not cool. I think if you have to like, you know, if you need the validation of people thinking a thousand people texted you, like you should look inward. Yeah, I do agree with that. I just don't think it's like a cool thing.

Like, oh man, if somebody texts, like I can never respond. I'm so busy. Like you're not. You're not busy at all. Answer your text messages. Call your mom back. Yeah, I do agree with that. Okay, oh man, I have so many texts. Like, I can never respond. I'm so busy. Like, you're not. You're not busy at all. Answer your text messages. Call your mom back. Yeah, I do agree with that. Okay, are you ready for your gift?

Yes! In true us fashion, it is not wrapped. Of course, of course, of course. It's upside down, so. Is it a water bottle? Open your eyes. I don't know. Wait, hold on.

What is this? It's the water bottles they have on Love Island. You're lying. Oh, my God. I'm like, a water bottle? You're lying to me. Those are the ones. I got a text.

Wait, I don't believe you. How do you know? Oh, it says Love Island. And it says your name on it just like on love island hold on let me get my LaCroix oh wait no no no you should rinse it out first oh come on just let me use it okay but you guys can just oh honestly smell it it definitely smells like actually you're pregnant don't make you nauseous okay thank you yeah it doesn't okay I'll wait I'll wash it through the dishwasher oh my god I love this I'm not gonna lie I was confused at first oh and it comes with a little they're always like walking around with it like a purse you know yeah how do

i oh my god this is a great did you get yourself one no just for you you're so selfless why um because i just saw it and thought of you i love it like i really do oh my god and it says love island you want to plug the website if somebody wants to get one? So I just found it from in the app. They said like, you can, you know, you can buy their neon signs in the app. Like you're lying. Similar. And then it also said you could get the water bottle. So I was like.

The second that the show ended, I deleted the app. Same. I have to re-download it. The second I placed this order. Oh my God. But the company is Frank and Green, I guess, who makes their water bottles. Oh my God. Thank you so much.

Like, I really love this. I'm so glad. And so glad and you know what i just have to start drinking water i've been enjoying water bottles a lot recently we got like the awesome hydro drugs and i also like still use my water bottle for my wellness retreat and just like you drink so much more water do you you do fill it up once and then it like you will drink more water oh my god i'm like freaking out like i love this i'm so glad i don't like no i don't even want to drink out of it like it's perfect oh my god i'm dying thank you so much it's a great gift yes so out of ten i'm not gonna lie i was like why did this bitch get me a water bottle i don't even drink water you can put anything in it totally die coke uh spritz spritz

use co-host you can put all four flavors in one you know what i was thinking that like since we launched spritz i really spritz spritz i really haven't drank anything else and then when i went to the wedding i was just like drinking so much tequila and i was really thinking like i wish i had a spritz that's so great i know just you guys should have brought some with you just some vertical integration co-toast at spritzsociety.com spritzsociety.com co-toast so other than that my weekend was quiet lovely you watched he's all that and i didn't so don't spoil it but tell me how it was i watched he's all that friday morning as i promised like i saw it was out addy was posting

about it and i was you didn't watch it at 12 p.m pacific time no because i um i was sleeping because i'm pregnant yeah so i woke up sweet are you pregnant yeah i'm pregnant. Yeah. So I woke up. Sweet. Are you pregnant? I'm pregnant. Okay. So I woke up and I was like, Bru, we've got to see our girl. Dude, daddo. Bru, daddo. So we watched it and it was fantastic.

Really? She is a star. I heard like, you know, people love to drag TikTok stars, specifically Addison, like whenever they do something in a new field, like when she released a song, like Addison.

I actually have heard amazing things I haven't read like any reviews or seen any comments really I only talked to Snitch about it she also really liked it but like I loved it first of all she's a really good actress and like because she was playing like you know an influencer oh she was that's yeah that's the point of the she's like the popular girl who these days is an influencer so true and she like does her all her stuff but like she just had such good energy she was such a great actress and I really was believing all of it and even like the the geek that they took from like zero to hero like before he really was being like a a geek and it was believable yeah and then he wasn't just like a nerd who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes he's handsome. No, he took off his beanie and everybody. No. And then after he really was so handsome. So I was just like, I felt like the writing was there.

Okay. Kourtney Kardashian has a huge part. Oh, no way. She's not just like, I thought Addison like stops over at her friend's house and like talks about what happened. I saw things on TikTok so I thought they had one phone call. No, she's like's like a big i mean i don't want to overstate it but like i thought she was in it for two seconds a cameo she's in it multiple times well you know who is in it as a cameo and doesn't even have a line you probably didn't even notice is bryce hall was in it no i didn't know so there's a scene i don't know who anyone is i just saw they're like maybe at like a party or a bar who's her ex-boyfriend oh okay but he was in it because they were dating at the time i don't know but like he's like one of the friends in like this jock group and he's like bro take a picture of me

and he's just like taking a picture of this guy went over my head yeah sorry i was just watching the movie at face value my only critique of the movie the wardrobe department owes addison an apology okay it was as you like to say turnt turnt her prom dress horrific horrific the dress she's wearing in the opening scene that's like that I guess like fake Missoni dress with like the big clogs wedges like it was atrocious that sucks because she's like so fun and young and beautiful like it would have been a great you know there were some moments where she just like totally fine she was wearing a cardigan and shorts like a little mini skirt when she was at the pool party oh my god 10 out of 10 on the look but I just feel like someone in there was trying to sabotage her it was like a missed

opportunity too yeah and there it was just like taking away from the storyline like oh my god I'm so glad that it's going over well I feel like I just love Addison Rae so much and I just like I wish that I was like you know 11 years old and like being influenced I think I would have like such a healthy like look on life if like Addison Rae was my role model you know I was saying to Snitch I said the campers are obsessed with Addison there's gonna be pictures of her all over the bunk this summer no and I just love that she's getting like so famous and she hasn't like really of course she wears makeup and like does fun things with her hair she hasn't like gone crazy and like gone on crazy diets she looks so normal like she has such a normal body like I just love her and like I literally will

not stand for a morsel of Addison Rae slander like you come here slandering Addison Rae's good fucking name shame on you she brought everything she had to the movie oh I'm so excited it was so good it's a real treat and so I watched it that morning and then Zach and I we went away for the weekend we took a little road trip and then um oh yeah I forgot it was really nice and then Olivia and Zach wound up coming too um and Miss Kay of course and that the first night we were there was just me and Zach and we were like trying to figure out what to watch and I was like you could watch all that we started it I almost watched it twice in one day by the way then I was like I actually can't watch this two times in one day it was it was like it was too much when you guys were out in the boonies together alone were you scared in a house petrified

okay that's a crazy thing to do like not stay in a hotel I am someone who is like pretty easily spooked about stuff like that yeah like kidnapping yeah and I lost sleep but then when Olivia Kaye and Zach came like I if I lived in a house permanently with Zach Shapiro I wouldn't be scared of anything yeah no it definitely you know having the numbers definitely helped um but it was it was a brave thing to do that's crazy it was really crazy like it was crazy um I finished Eliza Starts a Rumor the book you recommended and I have to say I just adored it Like it really lived up to the expectations. And honestly, when I first started reading it, it was longer than I expected.

And I just hate long books. But it really breezed right by. I read it like on the plane there, on the plane back. And then I finished it when I got home. It was just delightful. And you know, it did take a turn that I didn't expect. Because it was pretty much like a light story the whole time. And then there's a kind of like a heavy element at the end.

But I just loved it. Like it got, usually with books, no no matter on the length like even if I'm loving it by the end I'm like okay wrap it up like let's go and by the end here I was just like it couldn't it like ended too quickly yeah so I gave it four out of five stars but I was like teetering on five I'm not gonna lie it was really good I highly recommend you know I do think maybe um trigger warning for the book. They do talk about sexual assault and rape, but it was a really good book. I don't remember. You don't? It's like the whole thing in the book. I'll tell you after. Yeah, remind me. I love that book as well. I read it this time last year, so I'm glad that you finally read it. I actually, I started a book this weekend called Empty Mansions, which is like a true crazy story about like an American family um and then I realized we're recording the Redheads on Wednesday so I

had to read the Redheads book which so I started it yesterday and finished it yesterday it was really good it's called Snitch's Choice it's called We Are the Brennans and it's great will I like it I think that you would I do think that you would. Okay. It was really, really good. I mean, I couldn't put it down yesterday, and that took up my whole day, and now I have like two free days until we record, so I guess I'll go back to my other book that I was in the middle of. How can you do that? I've never done that, but usually I don't like to do it. It has to be the last thing in your brain.

Right. I don't like to cross wires, so maybe I just won't read until Wednesday, but it was really great. So I would say it's a great time to become a redhead I would say it that's a crazy thing to say it's a crazy thing to say but I would say I would say like this is a great book to start with I think a lot like most people will like it I'm sure I think I'll be shocked if not all four of us liked it oh I guess we'll have to wait and see till the girls are back together but the girls you know they love to disagree um we also have dear toasters today and we have an update exciting do you remember the girl who like

you know was in a relationship and things were going well and she like at the same time she had went to nashville and met this guy and like they never really like whatever but he would like been texting her then asked her for feet pics and he was like gonna pay her for them okay she gave us an update i hope she gave him the picks and made a little cash money. Times are tough. Times are tough. In this economy, sell your feet. A hundred percent.

Become an entrepreneur. Work for yourself. If you love what you do and your feet are stunning, you'll never work a day in your life. So true. My feet are the opposite of stunning. Is there some sort of plastic surgery for like big fat feet? My feet aren't cute either. They're like.

Loaves of bread. That's how I like to describe mine. Mine are a little bit like baked bread. Mine are leavened for sure. Should we dive in? I guess we should dive in because we actually have some good stuff to talk about. So without further ado,

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maybe things in Tully ride were different than they were for you in New York that's true I mean I did listen to Donda and we could talk about it oh was it not a story it wasn't gonna be a story because like okay Donda dropped Donda dropped it like it's the second biggest album drop in streaming ever it did surpass folklore which like obviously everyone was like and losing their minds over um and for me like the one really just a small reason I wanted to talk about it was because I did listen to it it's very good I'm not gonna like I'm not gonna lie and sit here and pretend like I understood everything like some of the beats like I it went over my head but like that's what Kanye does he creates new beats that you've never heard before and then like in a few years you'll be like how did that beat not exist before

that right so I'm not gonna you know I didn't understand it all but I appreciated and respected the art of it all but I just do really feel like I'm so glad that the album finally dropped and like was a huge success because I just feel like at this point in a lot of ways when it comes like Kanye and his music and he's always late like some people like regard him as like a joke and I just honestly I feel like he needed to win and I this was a huge win that's all I'm saying I think the narrative around Kanye is really interesting because it's like yes the media and the critics like really consider him a joke. They write about him like he's, you know, crazy.

Right. But the fans and the people love him. And like, it's always like this, like numbers like you've never seen before. Like he could fill stadiums like nobody else can, like decides the next day we're going to do a listening party. can like decides one the next day we're going to do a listening party and it so it's like the you know what's being said about him doesn't represent how people actually feel also I did see that his two listening parties at those two stadiums grossed 12 million dollars seven million in sales and then the rest in merch so he literally made just as much money in merch

as he did ticket sales right so if you like just read the like headlines in life you would just think like kanye was just like this broke crazy man yeah but that's not the reality no so like i was just really glad to see him win and kim win and she wore the dress he stays winning everything he touches turns to gold what did you think about the wedding dress of it all? Oh my gosh. Okay, yeah. They're playing with us. I guess that's newsworthy. I agree. Okay, first story, Donda.

Here we go. Okay, yeah. I'll kick something else. Something's got to go. So they have the second. Elizabeth Holmes, you can wait till tomorrow. What's she up to? Her trial started for Theranos. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

I have to, I can't even lie. Like, I never watch that documentary. I have no idea who Elizabeth Holmes is. I just know she wears turtlenecks and she has a man voice and she's like this okay um so donda second album listening party kim participated they built the house he had to baby in maryland manson which people were like up in arms about which i feel that um but kim came out in a valenciaga wedding dress and i'm not sure what it meant i'm not sure okay i i'm not sure what it meant either but for me it's it couldn't only be good like first even if they're obviously I don't think

they're back together like I'm not that delusional foolish but even though they are literally standing there as man and wife but yeah I'm the crazy one okay I don't think they're back together but like they're clearly on such good terms the fact that she would participate like in his art in this way right and that I feel like I feel like what could happen I feel like in their marriage they really just became like not even roommates because they weren't living together they were like pen pals across the country and like I'm sure Kim was like I want love like I want romance I want to be swept off my feet and I feel like they're gonna take this time away from each other to go do those things and make

maybe she'll go find maybe she's already you know had some flings and things but I think they're going to come back to each other because nobody is right for either of them on par with either like yeah so even if or maybe they'll come I don't know I just I think it all really bodes well for the ship and the family. And I think whatever arrangement they have or they will have in the future, like it will be unconventional. But like you can't break these two. No, and honestly, like I don't know how you felt,

but like when I saw her at the first listening party wearing like a matching outfit, I'm like, oh my, thank God she's there. And she's wearing an outfit. Like my bar was so low. And now it's like, she's a bride, you know? Like we're moving in a good direction. We're moving in a really good direction. So it's all I feel really OK with where things are.

Me too. And maybe they're each on the side, like getting what they need. But the family unit, it just can't be broken. No, I cannot. They have such a strong bond with their kids and I'm really rooting for them. I really am too. So the album, I listen to most of it. My favorite song is Jail, but it's also because it's at the top of the album. So every time I start the album, I listened to most of it. My favorite song is Jail, but it's

also because it's at the top of the album. So every time I start the album, I listen to it. Totally. No, but it's also that good. And Jay-Z's verse is very good. And I just love seeing, you know, brother and brother back together again, like two brothers. Yes. And also on first listen, I also liked the song Hurricane. Yes. With The Weeknd, right? Yeah. You know, what's weird is that all these people are featured on it, but he didn give them credit no i'm sure they have the credit on the back end but in the title on the in the album which featuring was interesting too but it's like how well do you know your favorite artist right so uh there was a bunch of rappers who i couldn't like tell who was who but obviously jay-z's voice he's so famous. And The Weeknd's style is very unique.

But I was like, why is it in the title? Yeah, no, that was confusing. But I don't know. But then also Kanye put out that Universal dropped the record like without his approval, like it wasn't ready still. And he's not happy. Got it. Well, I enjoyed it. I really only got through half of it.

Every song is three years long. But it's a journey. And I'm willingly going down and taking that journey. Yeah, me too. It's going to take some time to get through the entire journey. But it's always fun to have a journey to even go on in the first place. That's true. So happy for the Hold West family.

Oh, and also some other news was that Kim posted some songs on her stories. And then the volume was all the way down. Oh my god. On the screenshots. Okay, I just have to say like literally every morning I take a screenshot of the chose podcast and put it up like swipe up. I haven't listened to it. I lived it first of all and second of all like I'm not listening to it. I'm promoting it like. Right. It's if you look at it first of all the volume's down and it's at zero seconds like I haven't even started it yet. No I totally agree. So can honestly. Maybe. Can she live. Had an audio

business and you knew what it was like to run an audio business, you would know what it's like. But you don't. That's not a big deal at all. She's obviously promoting Kanye's music. What, she has to listen to the whole song before she's allowed to promote it? I'm sure she's heard it a million times. I agree.

I had no time for it, but I'm glad you agree. Can she live? No. Don't you know she can't live? Honestly, that whole can I live thing where she cut north out of a picture because she liked the way that she looked and like north did it that will forever be one of my favorite Kim moments such good times when like literally north's face is like sliced in half that was good north okay now for I guess the second big story

of the weekend I'm gonna blow my nose while you talk. Oh, okay. That's good. Venice, Italy, Dolce & Gabbana, Altamoda Show, Courtney and Travis, Pac on the PDA, plus a lot more celeb sightings. I was living for their Italy content. First of all,

people were saying that they took that trip to Cabo as a test run for him flying because they went to Italy oh I forgot you should fly to Italy I didn't even think of that right unless they're taking a ship but I don't think it takes two weeks yeah but actually I think they've been on like a yacht so it's possible but no I'm sure I think they flew I'm sure that they just flew um they're literally hot and heavy in Italy like the fashion show looked amazing and like it really did and the setting was beautiful

but like everybody's stories were like Kourtney and Travis are in the front row and so you can like see them being like so loved up it was just there was so much to see Kourtney loves a PDA in Italy moment it's worth mentioning that this is not the first time she has had some scandalized photos come out from Italy do you remember her and Eunice on the boat where she's like she's reaching under the boat to like grab something and like literally her whole, her whole ass is out. Do you remember that? No. Okay. So she just loves it. Uh, uh, Italy, you know, PDA moment. Yes. But also I think she just like, she seems like the type that when she goes on vacation, like she's let's go thoroughly vacating, like not worrying about the paparazzi. So, but they're also like,

we're posting really cute pictures there was like some sunglass swapping these like prada frames very cute i was obviously following the whole weekend through simon because like he takes the best content on his instagram simon chris and cory were there did you see the story that chris and cory are getting married they better like honestly on my way over here i was getting myself so worked up because like the first thing that happened when i opened my phone this morning was a carousel of photos of Corey Gamble smoking a cigar in like four different photos of the same thing. And I was just like, justice for this man, like him and Chris literally relationship goals. They seem so happy, so like healthy, not toxic.

Like I just fucking stand and I don't even need them to get married. You know what? Like everything is perfect. Don't ruin it. I love this man and I love these two together. I love them so much. I agree. I don't need them to get married. It didn't really cross my mind before. Cause also like none of the girls really are married or getting married.

Kim is like half. Yeah. She's the only one. She's the only one. So I don't need them to, but I agree. Like just Chris and Corey appreciation moment there. Everything. Chris and Corey is one of. Everything. Chris and Corey.

Corey is one of my favorite follows on Instagram. Same. And like, I just, I can't really put into words how I feel about Corey Gamble. I think he's so gorgeous. Like his face. I do. So cute. I love him.

Second of all, I think he's such a, you know, it takes a very strong man to be, to stand behind a powerful woman. and he is just there supporting support support what can i do who can i help who can i take in the car he is just not he is just a dream man i'm sorry like i love him and i think that honestly like it's the healthiest relationship i've seen in pop culture i'm'm serious. No, I completely agree. And when they announced it, we were all like, who? What? What?

And if you had told me, what has it been now? Like six years? Like, right? I don't know. Whatever. If you had told me then that like Kris and Kory would be not only like the powerest of power couples, but like the most healthy Kardashian relationship, like I would have laughed in your face. Yeah. And here I am standing corrected. Standing corrected. I agree. So it's a

pleasure just to see them living life. It's a pleasure. I'm living life. What's Courtney? What does she say? I'm just living life. It's a TikTok sound. Yeah. And also there's a TikTok sound that I've been loving and I just found out what it's from okay you're gonna love it okay say it's me first let me see if I can find out someone kill me please kill me I'm asking yeah I'm begging not asking locked in a cage with all the rats that's up under their cracks oh Cameron Diaz and Annie yes oh my god okay so I just found out what that sound was from and I've just been like every time I'm walking around the city I'm like locked in a cage with all the rats and I didn't realize it's crazy when you like know something from TikTok and then you see it out in the real world and it's mind-blowing and then I

just found out it was Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan I'm so but you want to know what gave it away like the way you said someone kill me please kill me you sounded like her no because someone kill me please kill me I'm begging not asking locked in a cage with all the rats that's up there that cracks oh my god queen i'm so glad annie is having its comeuppance on tiktok and by the way we never even spoke about how annie was cast yes they cast annie she they did an open casting for annie live and they found their Annie and I'm so excited she's adorable it's all it's all happening it's all happening even though like we're like so jazzed about Annie and like when we were with guys when we were with our sisters like we were talking about Annie they're like why are

you guys so excited we're like and we're like listen to this guy and we're like you obviously don't listen to the shows right but we're just like listen to the cast and we're rattling it off and like as we're coming down we're like this sounds like a terrible cast like we we've just been getting like small bits of information and we announce each bit on the show but i don't think we've really ever looked at the cast at a glance so here's here's what we have so far we have annie who is an unknown child but she won out of all the other annies so i'm sure she's super talented i have no no concerns taraji taraji p henson as miss hannigan harry connor jr as daddy warbucks and like i guess i don't know i have to say i still stand by that casting but i think where things go south

is number four nicole scherzinger as grace and i said that when we announced it and you said it was good and then when we told the sisters like that was the turning point I'm just trying to be upbeat and then you do have Titus as Rooster but as you said everything that Titus has been in since Kimmy Schmidt like it's not great he's he was too good at playing Titus Andromedon that like you he's actually incapable in my mind for me at least to perceive him as anything other than oh Titus is an Annie like you know what I mean it's like oh he left Kimmy Schmidt to go be in a production of Annie like I can't get my head out of a like the space that he's Titus Andromedon yeah I would agree with that so I'm just trying to remain

optimistic but I did have a moment of like clarity clarity when we were explaining it they were like why are you guys so excited we're like listen and then the more we went on their faces were like what and I kind of feel it I'm not gonna lie but let's remain sure yeah she was a dark point let's just remain positive and save our negativity for after for the reviews. Okay. Now for part two of the Kourtney and Travis PDA story. Eunice decided to let us know. Eunice, who is Kourtney's ex, who they dated for a long time, never really like publicly. He was never on the show.

I don't think anybody liked him. He shared a DM that he received from Scott Disick that had a photo of the PDA in Italy and said, yo, is this chick okay? Bro, like, what is this in the middle of Italy? And then Eunice replied saying, it doesn't matter to me as long as she's happy. P.S. I ain't your bro. So I think we should unpack this really from the beginning. Step by step. Before we get into this. And then Eunice put a caption on top of that saying, keep the same energy you had about me publicly, privately. So I have to say, I'm definitely biased

because from what I know about Eunice, they refer to him on the show. They never say his name, but they're always referring to like one of Courtney's exes who was the worst. And after I remember, after they broke up, he was like leaving comments. He's like very weird

about Courtney showing her body and like thinks that like she's sexualizing and demeaning herself like it's literally 1940

and then there was that video that came out of him after him and Courtney broke up of like literally beating the life out of someone

who worked at the Nice Guy in LA so from what I know about Eunice it ain't good yeah so do I think this screenshot is real I can't

I can't imagine that it's fake but I also can't understand why Scott would reach out to this person he's like irrelevant now okay never crossed my mind that the screenshot might not be real I'm gonna I know I'm saying I think it's real I think it's real I think Courtney and Scott must be in such a bad place if he's going to Eunice, who clearly did not end the relationship with Kourtney on good terms. And they were only ever dating. They weren't like friends before, friends after.

So like, he's not a part, like usually in the family, even when you date someone and you break up, like they're still a part of the circle. I think it seems to say Eunice is not a part of the circle. I think the fact that Scott would reach out to him is such a betrayal of the family. And I think that like, if this is all real, which I think the fact that Scott would reach out to him is such a betrayal yeah of the family and I think that like if this is all real which I think it is like he'll be feeling the heat after this yeah no it's not good it's like so that's great like this whole thing is so

crazy to me that he would reach out to you and like try and commiserate with him and it's also like Scott where do you get off like you literally post pictures of your 18 year old girlfriend's vagina no on your Instagram. No, it's so true. The hypocrisy is so real. But also the reason, like this makes no sense, but then when you unpack it,

like Eunice's thing always, and I think what they always argued about was like Kourtney loves showing off her body and she's very proud of her body. And like Kourtney thinks, I mean, I think Eunice like wanted her to be more modest. And so I could see Scott being upset about this and Eunice is the perfect person to go to because he used to hate when she would go on Instagram and like show her

ass and like get paparazzied in a bikini so I actually see Scott's line of thinking here in choosing Eunice I think there's no thought here and I think it's clear that Scott is in a bad place because only someone who's like really not thinking clearly would think that that is a good idea and that makes me sad for him because I feel like for so long he's been in a good place like bring back Sophia no this is I think I'm this is bad it's bad and I think obviously like the betrayal is bad because like the Kardashians are like like literally like they're like the mob family family that's literally the only thing that matters you never betrayed the family never go against the family Scott is in the family right and they never even at his

worst all the mistakes he made they never turned their backs on him ever they have protected him they've given him a life and for him to betray them first of all is so upsetting and two the blatant hypocrisy of this all of all of this is so blatant yeah like you have a girlfriend who like literally what was it like two weeks ago that picture of her like reaching up on a bookshelf where like you could literally see her butthole like that's what i'm saying so you did that you constantly taking pictures of her like really inappropriate she's also so young right hello pot kettle you're black right also like just want to say the picture that he sent to eunice was a paparazzi photo so she's just like living her life she's not in control of that she's literally just living life again

versus the pictures that Scott posts that nobody asked he takes he posts he puts it out it's his content you can't control what the paparazzi capture you also shouldn't live differently because you're worried about what people are gonna to see. I'm so team Courtney on this. It's disgusting. Disgusting. And this is now like the series. I feel like everything we've reported about Scott in the last few months like hasn't been good. And we also don't even report about him that much because like we just don't want to give

any life to his inappropriate relationships. Still inappropriate will always be inappropriate, especially because it's a pattern for him. And that's just really fucking concerning. And still like we should all be concerned about it. no and i think like honestly the way we see it portrayed on real housewives of beverly hills is actually even more concerning because like lisa like scott is obviously like a powerful person he's older and like amelia and lisa is just like like loving it like you should be protecting your daughter not like relishing in the fame. Right. But also I think it would maybe be different if Scott like had been in a relationship with Courtney

and say his next relationship was with Amelia. Okay. Maybe these two like met and fell in love. But the fact that like every single person he's been with since is like just become legal. Borderline minor. Yeah. It's twisted.

It's disgusting. Yeah. And honestly, like I really wish andy cohen had pressed him more at the reunion i don't you know look for them the young girls find me like no they don't no they don't you're an old man showing up in the kindergarten no literally like cradle robbing everywhere you go stop it yeah stop blaming the younger women so what i was just wanting to say is i think scott is like in a bad place scott bps bps that's what i'm sensing and then um i mean i i can believe that eunice shared this to his instagram especially

because his response comes off so well eunice is such a shit starter i just want him to be happy liar no but like if he knew he was posting it he could say you know and yeah right like he if if it's private he would be like yeah fuck that bitch like yeah but no i'm sure he saw it like knew he was posting it he could say you know and yeah right like he if if it's private he would be like yeah fuck that bitch like yeah but no i'm sure he saw it like knew he was gonna post it so he wrote back something nice he could also be like let me be the hero i'm also working on curing cancer no right too busy for this gotta gotta head out of my habitat for humanity trip no he's painting himself as the hero of course yeah but like Scott gave him that opportunity Scott's a moron yeah so that was really crazy I woke up to so many messages people sending me Eunice's story I was like the fuck did

Eunice do that I'm seeing so many stories yeah but see like so much so much of it doesn't make sense first of all it was their first message if you look at it it's like there's no messages above so they don't talk like it So much of it makes no sense. But when you think about the fact that Scott's probably in a very bad place right now, he would do something quite erratic. Yeah. Honestly, this is one of the situations where I wish the show was on. Yeah.

Or filming. I don't know if they are. I'm so confused about what's going on with Hulu. We have no information. We have no information, but I think this is a betrayal. You betrayed me and I know that you'll never feel sorry but you know what I feel like Courtney like might not have even seen this yet like she's so busy being in love and you know gallivanting around Europe like sorry she's busy this will have to take a back seat yeah she's on Positano time yeah

like that the food looks so good everything I'm just starving all the time everything like give me a Dolce dress and some pasta primavera I don't even need the dress

just the pasta I know but the fashion show was amazing yeah like the fashion and they it was really like a star studded

those are the beautiful things next time you need a dress Altamora Altamora Venice okay that was only oh that was our second story hold on oh my god let me give elizabeth holmes the boot quickly okay next story some really exciting book to movie oh my god i'm so excited neil acunis is spotted in new york city shooting scenes for

luckliest girl alive sorry don't make fun of me. I just was like moving words in the headline around. I wasn't planning on it. To make it make more sense for the audience. You don't have to explain yourself. You're pregnant. Pregnancy brain. Luckiest Girl Alive is filming.

Mila Kunis was spotted in the streets. One picture in a baby blue dress, like looking so stunning. We also saw the other pictures of her kissing the man who probably plays her boyfriend. Who's the... Like an asshole. Yeah, he's a like an asshole and yeah he like he's a complex character no he's a prick yeah he like never let her talk about her trauma yeah he hid the picture and he was like one of those douchebags like yeah but it took her a while

to see right that like he's probably one of the well let's not spoil them okay sorry sorry but he looks the guy whose cast is like perfect guy's cast is perfect he's from the big short and he's in other stuff and i'm pretty sure he's the guy who came up with the iconic line one plus one equals sock because that's that's from the big short i don't know if that's exactly what he said but i remember the first time i said it was because i had just watched big short got it so i think he's perfect me too he looks like you know who i thought would be good for it too who i cannot remember his name but the guy from something borrowed yeah yeah but that movie's just like a little old so yes we might be like he might be old but that's exactly that's what I was reading the book that's who I was picturing as her boyfriend

yeah no but I think his name is Connor I think the casting is on point and then it actually took me into um the IMDB for luck Girl Alive to see who else is in the movie. Because I was like, oh, if they got that so right, I look forward to seeing. Because I want to see who plays young Mila Kunis. Okay, but by the way, I swore on my life I would never be one of these people. And I hate myself for even what I'm about to say. But before you see the movie, read the book.

It's really good. The book is so good, you guys you guys like it's the best book I read it in 2020 so it was my best book of 2020 yeah it's so amazing it's just stunning and it's long and I didn't even mind it was really long okay so I wanted to see who was playing like young Neil Kunis because I thought it should have been the girl from that movie Let It Snow um you know that movie on when I show you a picture of this girl, you're going to, she looks like, everyone said she looks like Mila Kunis at the time.

Okay, but she didn't get the role is what you're saying? No, she didn't get the role. But the person in the picture who did get the role does look. What's her name? Like her. Her name is, sorry, I have so many tabs open. Kiara Aurelia. I'm just assuming based on her

picture got it and who oh who's connie britain connie britain's in the movie maybe she's um annie's mom i don't know oh my god connie britain's in the movie and jennifer beals is in they're not saying who's who no when i looked last time there wasn't saying it just said cast but not connie britain this movie's gonna be so fucking good when they had all these like younger kids for the high school and they literally look exactly look at these kids pictures they look exactly like what you would think like that girl's olivia that's obviously dean one of them liam the crew who plays i don't want to spoil it guys it's so good oh but i love how like nobody has billing like it's just connie britain's in the movie but the woman in airport is played by alana panker like that's the only person who has like a role that's funny that's really funny so i'm so jazzed about this so fucking jazz and i guess this guy scott

mcnerney is the teacher okay when i was picturing the teacher it was jason street from friday night lights oh yeah you told me that that was really good and honestly I do think he should have been cast but whatever like I'm so excited about this I don't think I've ever been like one of those people who's like really read the book and seen the movie like I've never and when people are like I read the book it was so much better I'm like yeah I'm sure Sally like but you know what Sally was onto something because I'm sure this movie's gonna be great but the book was so powerful the and I it will be so difficult for the movie to be better than the book because the book is a masterpiece.

Yeah, but honestly, I'm so pleased with what I've seen so far. Her blue dress, like she looks stunning. She works in a magazine. She's like a fabulous girl. Yeah, and honestly, she's giving me Ani vibes now. When it first came out, I could totally see her being Ani, but when I was reading the book and then I thought about the movie, I wanted it to be Emma Roberts because she was like the exact age of Ani

and I think she had that like funny, dark sense of humor. The only thing is that Mila Kunis is much older than the character, but Mila Kunis has this like ageless effervescence. So I think we'll be fine. And also like, why can't Ani be in her thirties? Like she just happened to be 28 in the book, but like, okay. So everything was, maybe it was the 10 year anniversary or the 15 year anniversary, whatever.

That I can work with. It's so good. Like I'm so excited so excited okay next story are you ready yeah the view has lined up a bunch of guest co-hosts to fill Megan McCain's role they have there's not a there's not a person who's filling the role yet but they have some guest stars who I guess will be like auditioning probably like Jeopardy style yeah I guess you can't just like give the I mean I don't know how do people usually I never keep up with the view like but in the past how have people gotten cast? I wonder if it's been like they have a bunch of guests or if there was someone who like came on as a guest a lot of times and then they were like people really liked her and now there's an opening. That's what I thought it was

going to be Ana Navarro like who was always filling in. Right but I mean maybe it will still wind up being her but they have a bunch of different people lined up. Some pop culture names. Who? Andy? Andy. Cohen. It has to be a female. Oh, right. Sorry. Okay. So first, former Utah representative Mia Love will join the stars when the show resumes on September 7th. And then other figures who are set to come on the show include Condoleezza Rice, Gretchen Carlson, Ebony K. Williams. Shut up! Mary Katherine Hamm, Carly Fiorina, Alyssa Farrah, Cameron Eubanks.

What? And Essie Cupp, who you know from Watch What Happens Live. And I think a lot of people just assumed Essie Cupp would get it and that she would be perfect for it because she's good friends with Megan. Yeah. But now I'm like really interested.

Wait, I'm sorry. We have got to backpedal. Yeah. Okay. Ebony's everything obviously but she's a political commentator. Yeah. Honestly, Wendy could be

on this too from Potomac but she doesn't live in New York. Like that's not shocking. They work in politics. Cameron Eubanks is Southern Charm, correct? She's a mother. She wrote the book on mothers.

Yep. Unless there's two Cameron Eubanks who spell their names the exact same way. Jackie, there has to be two. But Cameron with R-A-N? I don't get it. Make it make sense. But why? Does she do politics?

I don't know. Maybe she will. Like, I'm sure she has opinions. And she was a really great like narrator on the show she was spoken she's funny and maybe maybe she's not gonna but maybe she's not even in the running to take the seat but she's gonna guest host an episode I'm sorry I don't I really don't understand I'm having a hard time like ingesting that information yeah I really feel like this is gonna be mean and it's not a slight towards Cameron at all I love her like I I do but I just feel like the view has remained this place where

like you have to work in politics like do you know what I mean like yeah but why can't you be someone who came up a different way but and maybe she has like interesting yeah maybe I don't know it's just crazy it's just and I'm sure she wouldn't wouldn't raise her hand for this position if she didn't think she could hack it. Yeah, I'm just confused. Actually, I have it recorded, so whenever she's on, I'll check it out. I really do like and appreciate

The View, so I just want the integrity to... And I think that Ebony has already been on The View as a guest. You know, I love the crossover, but that's a logical thing. She's a political talking head. That's literally what she does for a living. And she's a lawyer. It makes total sense. So I was excited

to hear her name, but I wasn't confused like I am with Cameron. But I love a Bravo moment crossover. And honestly, Ebony would be great. That would just be crazy. Because I feel like Garcelle really got her job on the talk due in large part to like her success on the housewives. Like people loved her. That would

just be crazy if like, let's say Ebony got the job at the view, like, and housewives of course has something to do with that. Like that would just be like crazy. Like Bravo, just like taking over daytime. That would be crazy. I mean, same with Cameron. Not that I think she's even in the running for a job. And like Stephanie had her own show. Like, it was just like, just crazy. Yeah. So still keeping an eye on who is going to get that seat. But this is like,

feels like Jeopardy style. And then maybe like the executive producer in the end will get it. Right. And then the executive producer has old tweets. Yeah, exactly. Okay. That is interesting. I figured that they like would just fill the spot immediately and like move on.

Yeah, no, I'm sure that, but I'm also sure this is good for ratings to like milk it a little bit and like make it like a little bit of a rat race. And see who brings in ratings. Like some, like Cameron Eubanks might get amazing ratings or terrible. People love her.

So, and I think it could be interesting. Me too. That would just be crazy. Like the same girl who, you know, co-hosts The View. Like she was on The real world right right and like she like knows thomas ravenel you know what i mean no so she's into politics she has an inside track that's true i forgot about the thomas ravenel of it all he was a former congressman and then a failed attempt at a second senator i think and then um tried to do it again yeah then

he went to jail and then he tried to run again. Got it. That was a really good idea. Yeah. Okay ready for our fifth and final story? A little like new romance news. Is it... Oh shit. The final story! Do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Cavallari is allegedly, according to E! News, dating the singer Chase Rice inside their new romance. Yeah, I read that on DuMont, actually. Okay, then that actually gives it a little bit more legs. Yeah, I like how everyone just steals from DuMont. Basically, someone wrote into DuMont and was like, I was at a restaurant.

Oh, no. Yeah, they were at a restaurant or something, like on the Bahamas or something, and they overheard Chase Rice talking to his friends about how he's been seeing Chris and Cavallari. And, like, honestly, it's getting kind of serious. And he's like really into her. And she was like, please keep it low key. I think she was at Baker's Bay. She was like, it's a members only club.

Like, do not snitch on me. Kristen was there? Chase Rice and the person who wrote into DuMois was there too over eavesdropping. Got it, got it. Okay, well. So it's literal hearsay. It is, but sounds legit.

The Laguna Beach alum and the singer are dating. E! News can confirm, according to a source, the stars who both reside in the Nashville area have been spending time together for a little over a month. At the moment, it's still casual. It's new, the insider tells E! News. She's been to one of his shows already, and they're having fun. Oh, I love fun.

No, I mean, literally every year we talk to Chase Rice on the red carpet. We're always trying to set him up with someone. And he did better than we ever could red carpet we're always trying to set him up with someone and he did better than we ever could yeah we were trying to set him up with like people from The Bachelor like he's obviously better than that um and I love this I really think it's a great pairing me too like it's I'm so excited I mean Kristen Cavallari must she's really the perfect like person to be single it's just like she's the most eligible bachelorette she lives in Nashville she's and she's so stunning and she has such a great personality so it's like you know of course your looks can get you through the door but then you have to talk to someone for like a lifetime yeah how's that going no it must be fun to be kristen cavallari and be single in nashville

like jealous of all the fun she's having yes like i don't think she gets rejected you know yes she does chase rice is hot she does the rejecting yeah that was just crazy that victoria fuller and kristen cavallari have like kissed the same boy have crossed swords literally um i guess she's not dating austin or craig either oh yeah i didn't really think that they were yeah i'm also confused like what's going on with craig with page yeah because also like you know naomi's single she is and I'm sorry I do think that Naomi and Craig like are soulmates I do I don't so I think their relationship would take a lot of work but I don't think they're soulmates actually I don't I would love to see them get

back together but like I don't know I feel like Craig's in this amazing spot like yeah and I do really feel like Naomi helped to get him there like maybe you feel like say she was harsh but like she kind of gave him the kick in the ass that she needed yeah if she hadn't left he wouldn't be the success that he is he needed to like really hit rock bottom because you sit at home and you sew and it wasn't even about the sewing it was the fact that he had no ambition like he was depressed no you would see it on the show like they would he would like say to like they would literally sleep till like noon then like take Adderall go out come back be up till five sleep till noon like that's just that's not a life no like that's not a healthy lifestyle and Naomi want to know part of it but I guess for Craig it's like now that he's in such a good place it's like well Naomi didn't ride with

him through the low um I don't know that I not that I disagree with her no I don't disagree with her at all and I do think that like she is definitely partially responsible for getting him to this place yeah I don't know I just think there's something worth exploring there right but it's it's like a revenge body sort of thing it's like revenge life but then you don't do it like but they're on good terms like I know that they are okay I mean I totally shit but I just don't think I don't think she'll go back there and I think at this point he wouldn't either because I think the way that he now views it is like she left me at my most vulnerable. Okay.

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send us an update. First up, good morning, Steens. Longtime listener here coming to you with a situation that could use some Steeny advice. So there's this guy I went to elementary school with. Let's call him Maverick. I always thought he was cute and a nice guy, but we went to different high schools and kind of lost touch.

He posted an Instagram photo recently and I was reminded of how cute he was. Since then, I kept having this weird gut feeling to message him. Would I be overly ambitious to DM this guy that I haven't spoke to or seen in like eight years? How does one even go about messaging a Maverick? I've been thinking to wait till he posts an Instagram story and maybe send a sweet response, but he's not an avid Instagram story kind of guy. Help. That's cute. I feel like a lot of people, you know, have cycled through everyone they know currently and are starting to go into the

backlog. The archives. So I feel like you could, well, sometimes if you're on a dating app and you guys are in the same city, like you do wind up matching with people who you went to kindergarten with so like you could wait for that or you could do you have his number did you guys have cell phones back then I just have to say I think there's just one thing we need to discuss like there is a very very small remote possibility that he doesn't remember who you are that's all I'm saying do you remember everyone I went to middle school with no just maverick I think he does okay well but we also went to a small middle school so like I actually do remember everyone I meant went to middle school I'm saying. Do you remember everyone I went to middle school with? No, just Maverick. I think he does. Okay. But we also went to a small middle school.

So like I actually do remember everyone I went to middle school with. I'm just saying, let's keep that in the back of our minds. Okay. But I'm going to, that would be really like tragic if he didn't. But if you have his number and I have everyone from middle school's number, like pretty much, you know, if you don't get so many new phones, I think you could text him and have it be like an accidental text. Oh, that is so lame

you meant it for someone else and you could just say something like so random like you know Jackie that's lame as fuck I don't know it's just random enough and if you think of like the right thing that you say like whatever the next text you were going to send to like your best friend is like send it to him by accident so you have to make it like oh my god I meant to send it to my friend Amanda yeah that's what I was that's what I was gonna say. Like, it has to be believable because the accidental text, one of my favorite stories to tell, I'm not gonna name my friend

because I love her, but she used to do this thing in, did I ever tell you this story? Yeah, I know the story. She used to do this thing in middle school, like, you know, iChat was everything and she would DM people,

like text like boys, like, hey, ooh, sorry, wrong message, you know? And then you get the conversation going. Right, and then one time and the last time she ever did this, she accidentally wrote in the same breath, you know, like the same sentence. Usually she would write, hey, enter. Oh, sorry, wrong message, enter.

She wrote, hey, sorry, wrong message, enter. She never did it again. So these types of situations can be quite precarious. Well, only if like you're a 12 year old and whose brain just didn't decide to work that day it's the best story but I think I wonder if anyone's actually ever had success with this because it's a pretty good plan like it's random enough that he doesn't think you've been like crushing on him stalking him you'll send him like a random fucking text

that's like I don't know just whatever text you were gonna send to someone else just send it to him that's like benign enough and then be like oh my god I meant to send this to Mary Maverick or maybe have it be like a sexy like not a sexy but like a really cute picture of you be like can you edit this for me no that's so embarrassing oh is it okay yeah sorry I've been out of the game for a while um I think just something like but there's also something earnest about just being honest. Like, hey, Mad. No, because you're on like, because at the end of the day, this is like, you don't know

him anymore. So it's not about like a sweet crush that you have. It's like you think he's looking good and, you know, you ran out of options. It's always nice to hear that you look good. Yeah, I guess like if someone from middle, if I were single and someone from middle school texted me like saying I was looking good, would want to go out it would be sweet like it's the thing is it's like it's never hurts to hear someone's thinking of you or thinks you're good looking yeah it's very sweet yeah but like then how come it doesn't work out more often because

life sucks okay I agree so I think you should reach out you've literally nothing to lose um and go with whichever one of these options you feel more comfortable with. Feel comfortable, yeah. But at the end of the day, it's going to be the same result. Like, you're getting in front on Maverick's radar. Is he interested? Good call, yeah. All right, next up, Jackie and Claudia.

I've always wanted to write into your toasters, and today I'm in dire need of your advice. I have a group of three friends at work. We've all been working at the company for about a year, and we all met at work. The three other girls are a lot closer to each other than I am with them. I'm more of the keep our friendship in the office type. I've been out with them a couple times but other than that I'm never really invited. I also never really make an effort to hang out with them either so it's not like it hurts my feelings. A few months ago we were all

invited to one of the girls bachelorette party. I don't know about the other two girls but I am not in her wedding. I was hesitant to say yes but figured I would take a chance and book the trip. Now here I am a few weeks out and I feel further away from them than ever. I'm really debating if I should even go on this trip. Of course, if I don't, I would still help pay for my part of the trip. I wouldn't feel right if I didn't. But honestly, losing out on that money sounds better than going. So I guess my question is, should I suck it up and go on the trip or am I justified in

feeling like I just shouldn't be going? If I don't go, how do I even approach telling them and what do I say? Please help this conflict-averse toaster out. Just go. Well, it depends where they're going. Does it sound fun, or are they, like, renting a cabin in the woods? No, but, like, you're paying for it. Just go.

No, but, like, or are they going to the Bahamas? Are they going to Las Vegas? Like, if it's something where, like, you can have a good time regardless, go. But, like, if you're really just, like, a bunch of girls sitting around in a house. That's true. The trip is an important detail here yeah so if it's log cabin vibes like no but if you don't want to go and you're still gonna pay and like you don't really care what these people like if they you don't really care because this is like your work relationships which by the

way i think that's a pretty healthy mentality me too i think people who like crossover like work wife all that shit like it's so toxic yeah i agree boundaries are important you could there's so many excuses especially in you know a pandemic like cases are rising i can't make it yeah there's excuses in a pandemic but also like more excuses to party like no no but she now wants to get out of it so like she needed an excuse yeah honestly i feel like 2021 is a year of just like doing things you want to do so if you really don't want to go don't torture yourself like i agree i feel like that's what we learned in the pandemic like i'm not spending my weekends doing shit i don't want to do anymore like sorry agreed so i think i actually i'm sorry i've had a change

of heart like you do what you want to do don't be an asshole so still pay that's really nice but if you're not even that close with them i don't think they're gonna care yeah just make up some excuse say you know you're seeing your granny the the two days later and so you can't like be exposed yeah yeah yeah always good with an exposed thing yeah my favorite thing to do is like oh sorry i can't come my dad died eight years ago ago all right oh god no 2008 13 okay all right next up is our final update so you remember the girl met this guy in nashville they hit it off um then like they never really spoke and you know a couple months later she has a boyfriend back at home and this guy's texting her asking her for feet pics and i do believe we told her not to like invest in your relationship not in your feet pics hello my dearest Claudia and Jackie.

I wanted to send you an update on my feet pic predicament. To refresh your memory, I wrote in saying that a hottie I met in Nashville several years ago randomly asked me for feet pics, but I had a boyfriend, so I was in a pickle. Long story short, I ended up dumping the boyfriend a couple months later, unrelated to the feet pic situation. I don't believe it. And earned about $200. Honestly, easiest money I've ever made, but I don't plan on pursuing this endeavor further.

LOL. Please find the attached photo of my precious gem, Feats. I feel as though it may spark joy. Best regards, now a rich toaster. Fork it over. I don't have it here. I will, I'll forward it to you. Oh, is it in the email?

It's in the email. Just pull up your phone. I guess I have the same email, but. Yeah. But I'm really, I feel like this is a great ending. I love a happy ending. $200. That's beautiful.

Like, where are we going? What are we buying? Yeah. At the end of the day, you made money. And I don't know why you would just, you know, cut yourself off from doing it again. Sounds like it was extremely prosperous. Is he a returning customer or he got what he wanted and he's done? He only needs like it was extremely prosperous is he a returning customer he got what he wanted and he's done he's like one one hit and he's good he's a one-hit wonder

okay i have to um or it's like now your feet are old news oh you're like feet are crusty and he's not interested no your feet aren't crusty but like he's seen them you know there's no more mystery right i'm trying to find the email hold on it's okay we can find it later i can look at your feet any time of day no honestly i i really want to find it i just i just got into the email give me one second oh okay wow toaster here i have him oh she didn't say she didn't send a picture of her feet she's in a picture of her dogs she's at her pjoms i thought she was referring to her feet let me see those pjoms they're cavaliers they're hella cute it's a better picture they're fucking so cute oh man that's so many two calves these stunning i know that's why she sent

it now i understand i thought she was sending um no i still want to see your feet if you're listening i just want to see what kind of feet like you can make money on yeah because it's not these it ain't these loaves of bread. Honestly, I don't know. They look kind of cute. I have a spray tan and a pedicure. This is as good as it's going to get. Let me take a picture. Oh, yeah.

And then we'll sell it. Oh, you know what? Can you see it on the YouTube? I don't want to give it away for free. Oh, that's a nice foot. Thank you. You should start an OnlyFans. Only foot.

Only one foot. So that is your toaster. Thank you to everyone who wrote in for being vulnerable with us. And if you want to write in deartoasters at gmail.com. That is our show. It is.

We actually have to wrap because we have a busy day. Podcast. Meetings. Meetings. Podcast. Podcast. Podcast. We're actually doing four podcasts today.

Yeah. That's crazy. Should we listen all? Because we're doing this one. This one. Check. Then we're going on Skinny Confidentials podcast, him and her. We're so excited. We need to go there now. We're already this one check then we're going on skinny confidentials podcast him and her we're so excited we need to go there now we're already running late are we then we're recording with them for tmt so stay tuned for that i think that'll be up tomorrow yes and then

claudia and i are recording a patreon episode all about books we just feel like we've been talking a lot about books we should dedicate a whole it's not going to be like a mini redheads but i just want to catch up with all the books we've read and like be able to recap books like I feel like I get so many messages that are like where's the Verity recap where's Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo recap and where are our like official lists I'm gonna go through my goodreads and make my official like five star four star three star list yes exactly so that we can share that with all of you so if you have any book questions reach out before we record um but we're just gonna get we're gonna get into get, we're going to get into it.

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