The Toast - S4 Ep159: It's A Fabulous Time To Be Pregnant: Thursday, September 9th, 2021
Episode Date: September 9, 2021Spritz Society Merch: https://www.spritzsociety.com/ Morgan Stewart is pregnant again nearly 7 months after giving birth (Page Six) Jennifer Lawrence is Pregnant, Expecting First Baby with H...usband Cooke Maroney (PEOPLE) Pregnant Kylie Jenner unveils baby bump in NYC (Page Six) Addison Rae Signs Deal with Netflix After He's All That Success: 'Beyond My Wildest Dreams' Eric Church, Chris Stapleton and Gabby Barrett Lead Nominations List at 2021 CMA Awards (PEOPLE) Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday.
Hey, Jax. How you doing?
I'm darn good, knowing that it's Thursday. It's just an exciting day of the week.
I mean, it looks like it's not Thursday, but it's the last day on Earth.
I know. We're not recording at 10 p.m., you guys.
No, it's just, like, raining. I don't know why, like, the dramatic dark sky, but it's just raining.
It's a gloomy day, which I don't know why like the dramatic dark sky, but it's just raining. It's a gloomy day, which I don't hate.
Though when I woke up this morning, I just wanted like it was it was one of the harder wake ups.
It was confusing when you wake up so dark, but I'm supposed to go to the U.S. Open today.
And it's like, of course, the U.S. Open has been going on for weeks.
So fabulous.
So fabulous.
Like every summer sun.
And I was like, oh, today's my day.
And I wake up and I'm like what the fuck is going on
what is going on so like do you still go when it's raining well they actually can't play tennis
like on those courts in the rain so it might get rescheduled would you want it to get rescheduled
I don't know like I want to go yeah but do you want to go like this no under thundercloud no
but like I like me I wake up and i'm like oh my god my whole day
is ruined and i texted brian i'm like the weather he's like it'll clear up it's fine it might clear
up yeah but if it's like if it's raining they will play they won't no i'm pretty sure like i
remember from tennis growing up like you can't play in the rain on those hard courts i'm gonna
put the athletes in danger no you know it's really like it's not yeah you know my favorite part of
maybe they cover it but i don't think so you what my favorite part of... Maybe they cover it, but I don't think so.
You know what my favorite part of the U.S. Open is?
Because the U.S. Open obviously happens every year in Queens.
And I assume all the players stay in the city.
And you know it's like U.S. Open time when you see those Lexus official U.S. vehicles.
You ever see those?
Not really.
I guess Lexus is like the major sponsor of the U.S. Open.
And they have official U.S. Open vehicles.
And I think it's the vehicles that drive players to the stadium.
I'm not sure who's in the car, but I always see them and they stay at, on 42nd Street.
You know when you go down park and you go through that like weird thing, that hotel right there, I think it's a Hyatt.
All the cars are lined up and it's just like.
Oh, I do know that hotel.
It's like Christmas, you know, it's like the US Open is here.
The Lexuses have arrived. But I'm just wanting to know like are there coaches in those
cars or like actual players you're asking the wrong person because it seems like you're the
expert on the cards and you're the one like talking the ball boys would be in there I don't
know like I just want to know who's in there the windows are too you should you should do some more
research and find out well I wanted to talk about it just like somebody who works for Lexus or let
you know just let me know like I've always wondered when I was a kid, I always thought like
the players were in there, but I'm like, the players are probably not going to drive around
in a car that says the players in here, you know, like with the sponsored on the side,
just a thought. Okay. I'll let you know what I find out. Please do. We're awaiting with bated
breath. Exciting for you that you're going to the U.S. Open. Oh yeah I'm excited. Yeah. It's gonna
be a good time. Well hopefully if I go. Nice. There's like a lot of things going on in the city.
It's just like a like there's so much traffic. It's you know what it's been two years since we
had this time of year but it's Fashion Week. It's U.S. Open. Next week I guess is Met Gala which I
guess they tied on to Fashion Week. That's a new thing for us.
And then I don't even want to say these words, but it's starting to feel like the time of
year of the UN General Assembly.
Okay, so that's funny that you said that.
My doorman told me that the president was in town, which is why my street was so fucking
congested.
I'm like, what is going on?
You guys, if the UN General Assembly is in session, we won't be in studio.
No, when we were growing up, honestly,
like, I don't even know what the,
I don't know why I was like an eighth grader
who knew what the General Assembly was,
but it just turns the city on its head.
Every street is closed.
Every street is blocked.
Like, it's impossible to get around.
It's like.
No, but you're right.
That feeling in the air.
It is that time of year.
The traffic is building
did they not have it last year definitely not it was probably virtual or we weren't leaving our
houses so we didn't notice yeah but i'm really i hadn't thought about it but now i'm um oh no we
need to find out their schedule so that we can plan accordingly because we can't do what we do
it's impossible you can't just like live your life as normal when the UN is in town.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Oh man.
I didn't even think of that.
I had literally, there's so many things I forgot about because they didn't happen last
year.
Like fashion week.
Like.
Yeah.
I totally forgot that that was a thing.
Now it's back.
It feels like bigger and louder than ever.
Yeah.
It also feels like less cool than ever.
It feels more like. Relatable. Accessible. Revol ever. Yeah, it also feels, like, less cool than ever. It feels more, like...
Relatable? Accessible?
Revolve-y.
Yeah.
You know, because that's what it is.
Like, Revolve came to Fashion Week.
As they should.
As they should, and they brought all these, like, Revolve influencers
and, like, everything else in the world, like, Revolve has taken over.
No, totally. Just yet another thing.
It's not Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.
It's Revolve Fashion Week.
And honestly, like, that tracks.
That does track.
That's what people are wearing.
That's the industry.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I haven't really seen anything that's really taken my interest.
Taken your breath away?
Except I ordered a coat last night that I got a targeted ad for that was so stunning
and beautiful.
And there's not that much I can get excited about right now in the way of fashion because,
like, sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
But this coat, you you guys I think I'm
gonna have to wear it on the show just because it's like so so fabulous are you buying clothes
like for your pregnant body or for like your afterlife for my not afterlife like after your
for my pregnancy because I what I'm not buying for next spring right so that's why I'm not really
buying anything special except for this coat.
Because, you know, a coat you can cover a belly with.
Of course.
Do we see Kylie's coat today?
We'll be talking about Kylie's coat.
Thank God.
We will be talking about Kylie's coat.
Okay, well, I really didn't do...
Oh, I finished the erotic novel.
Please share with the class.
And I conducted an experiment that I would like to share with the class.
Okay, so the erotic novel, which was called, I can't remember what it was called.
It Happens One Summer.
And the wrong title for the book.
Yeah.
It's just, it's like a whatever title for like an iconic love story.
It should be called like The Fisherman and the Socialite.
Like, you know?
Or like something.
Yeah.
Like they could have done more with like fish, fishnet stocking, something.
Like, you know, something. Yeah. something yeah like they could have done more with like fish fishnet stocking something like
you know something yeah um I couldn't even remember the title because it's so doesn't
even apply to the book I didn't know it was summer literally when it happened and I thought
it was it happened one weekend and I'm like which weekend no I guess the one where they went to
Seattle Seattle Seattle okay like the book was so cute and like honestly even outside of the erotica
like the storyline was adorable like you're just rooting for Brendan and Piper.
Yes, I know that those are currently the names
of the two main characters
fucking shit up on Bachelor in Paradise,
but I'm talking about the two main characters,
the protagonists in the book we're currently talking about,
which is called?
It Happens One Summer.
So cute.
I loved the ending.
It was just like an easy, light read.
It didn't require too much of me.
And I gave it five stars because I really enjoyed myself. you know what I wanted to do afterwards but I forgot you
know you could search words like in kindle like I just wanted to see how many times they used the
word pussy because towards the end like I was losing track at first it was one then two and
then three and then I lost count after three yeah I didn't think it was like that many times because
or maybe it was just like after the first time where like it just shocks you yeah then you become desensitized that's very possible
well I'm so glad you liked it and I had the same exact reaction like okay this book is super
raunchalicious but it's a great book that's why I recommended to you that's why I took the sleep
of faith and I did a poll on my story not a poll but a slidey scale of how if you've read this book
how spicy
would you rank it and a lot of people said and I saw in groups also that like it's not a 10 out of
10 on a spice scale for them not for people who read spicy books right like 50 shades and other
spicy books well I then was like you know what I loved it so much I'm like let me read the sequel
right and I bought the sequel and I guess I bought the wrong book because I didn't recognize any of these characters' names.
And then I realized it was, like, just another one of her books
called Fix Her Up, like, about a remodeling.
And honestly, like, it's really silly.
Like, it's...
It's not it.
It's not it.
Like, you know where they lost me?
Like, I was trying to be optimistic.
Like, it was corny, but I honestly don't mind corniness in books.
And you know where they lost me was, like, girl, Georgie, who's the main character,
who's just kind of like the little sister who no one will take seriously.
As a profession, she is a clown at kids' parties, and she loves it so much.
She loves kids so much.
And honestly, I just thought it was such a weird kind of character flaw
that I decided not to continue. And yeah, that's a little strange. It was such a weird kind of like character flaw that I just I decided not to continue.
And yeah, that's a little strange.
You know, so random.
Someone's got to be the clown.
But I know there are other jobs if you love kids so much like counseling teacher counselor.
Yeah.
Professional counselor.
So it was just bizarre.
But I spent the ten dollars on the book.
So I was like, let me give it a chance.
And honestly, I couldn't.
OK.
I mean, that's fine. There is a sequel to the book. I think it's me give it a chance and honestly I couldn't okay I mean that's fine there is a sequel to the book I think it's called hook line and sinker but it's about
which would have been a better name for the original it's about the sister who didn't
resonate with me she didn't resonate with me either because she was just like annoying being
like vinyl vinyl records are like my life.
You know like being into vinyl records is not a personality trait.
Completely agree.
She literally like all she said and whenever she spoke it was just like vinyl records.
No literally she spoke in vinyl.
But I was really interested in the storyline between her and Fox.
Like if all four of them ended up in Westport like that would be so cute.
Yeah.
And she was such a good sister.
Like I didn't despise her but like she's not a girl I would choose to hang out with yeah I agree with that
or read about that's why I didn't read the sequel um so yeah Beverly Hills was on last night yeah
it was it was okay it was good we have a lot good I've got a lot to unpack me too in addition to
the fast five stories like breaking news as we sat our asses down here yesterday like so fucking
in a wang.
So let's get right into it because we have some exciting news to share.
Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.
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Also, Claudia and I are twinning today.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I totally forgot.
I know.
We can't even see ourselves.
But we're twinning in our Spritz Society merch because the Spritz Society merch is launching
today at 12 p.m. Eastern time at SpritzSociety.com.
They have the cutest launch merch, including these sweatshirts,
which we obviously both chose the same thing to wear.
And also, we're wearing our shoes the same way and socks,
which is just something cute about us.
We're so cute.
We're so cute, and we didn't even plan it.
We also have crewnecks.
Oh, no, that's already what we said.
We have crewnecks.
We also have t-shirts, dad hats,
and really the most sickening reversible bucket hat.
I actually have it here. I should grab it. Okay, hold on one sec really the most sickening reversible bucket hat. I actually have it here.
I should grab it.
But okay, hold on one sec.
Really quite sickening stuff.
Just like great.
These sweatshirts are so comfortable.
It's freezing in the studio today.
Like actually they're trying to ice us out of here.
And we are chilling in our sweatshirts.
Oh, you look super cute.
Which is so cute.
Should I leave it on?
We'll leave it on for a second and then flip it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So here's the one.
And you might think, oh, they're selling two bucket hats a black and a white no no it's a twofer black it's a twofer which is so cool i've never seen this before
like why don't we have these for toast i don't know should i wear this for the rest of the show
yeah but i think i like it better on the white yeah i know the only problem is like my bronzer
because i did it just get on the white now let's say no I think you're good no wow clean queen durable I'm gonna leave this on so cute um
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that without now without further ado we can get into the past our stories i just needed to get that off my chest literally um i do because it's on my chest spirit society okay first story dropped
as we were speaking yesterday because morgan stewart yeah we did it and you already read your
ad because morgan stewart announced on daily pop yesterday that she is pregnant again nearly seven
months after giving birth this This was so unexpected.
So unexpected.
I think based on her announcement and what she shared on Daily Pop,
it was unexpected for her as well.
But Morgan Stewart McGraw and Jordan McGraw are pregnant with baby number two.
They welcomed their first child, Ro, in February of this year.
And now Morgan is expecting again.
She posted on her Instagram a picture of them bumping.
And she said, maybe this baby will look like me.
Because Ro looks so much like Morgan.
Yeah, I guess she does.
Yeah, it's crazy how much babies look like their dads.
Like always.
Yeah, no, it's like actually rude.
No, I know.
But then when I was watching Yellowstone, they were talking about that.
And they said it's because like in the olden days.
So you could like, it was a paternity test basically.
Like you couldn't like, but it looks like the dad so much yeah but it's like we did all the work no i know baby comes out looking like their dad who did
nothing but like ejaculate nine months ago no no it's wild it's wild it's misogyny mother nature's
misogyny it is but there is something that's also like cool that it's like a natural DNA test.
Yeah, I guess.
Like there's no denying that Zach Shapiro is Mikayla's dad.
No, no, no.
Oh my God, can we talk about Mikayla last night?
How like I literally, I did something bad.
You did something bad.
I gave Mikayla a chip and I guess like it wasn't the biggest chip.
And all of a sudden she started to choke.
And like honestly, I saw my life flash before my eyes.
I feel like I reacted in good.
I screamed for Olivia and I slapped her back.
And the thing came flying out.
And then Michaela threw up in my hands.
It was so sad.
That's really sad.
But there was like a little bit more to the story.
No, I don't think there's more at all actually.
I think that's really where the story ends.
Okay, I just like, I was there.
I was definitely muchkering Michaela me like crazy but she was just like tired and like okay
so the thing is is that I wanted her I took her onesie off so she could like live free she's always
in these clothes I'm like Michaela run free in your diaper like you're a child like I always see
child's children running alone in diapers like commercials for diapers in commercials I guess
whatever I just wanted her to be free she was at her auntie's house I wanted her to relax a little
bit but I guess when she gets undressed that's her signal that she's going to bed and it was like
7 30 and she was like started hysterically crying that she had to go to bed I'm like girl you're not
even home like you're at your aunt's house like you're not gonna be going to sleep anytime soon
but she was just relentless Olivia was like give her something to eat like she loves to eat I, queen. So I got a pita chip. And Olivia's like, that one's
too small. So then I got another pita chip. And it was bigger. But I guess it wasn't, like, huge.
Cut to Michaela choking on it. And I, like, felt so guilty. Like, after torturing her,
like, getting her out of her onesie, back in her onesie, like, she choked. She threw up. Like,
it was my fault, for sure. But it was also just, like, how things were meant to play out.
Okay, that's the full story.
And now you've shared it.
Yeah, I don't really feel like I needed to share the whole story.
You're just, like, coming for me.
No, but, like, I think the muchkering is essential to the story
because she was, like, crying and, like.
Yeah, but she didn't throw up because I was muchkering her.
She threw up because the chip was too small and Olivia said she didn't chew it she just ate the whole thing in one bite okay Miguel's fine you know everyone's good I'm just
saying like it was really traumatizing for you for sure it is traumatizing I remember the first
time I saw like when she was beavering her food and then she like she goes red oh my god traumatizing
truly I hope the Stuart McGraws don't
have to experience that oh right back to them look at us making everything about Michaela I'm so happy
for them their kids are going to be so close in age which is so cute yeah and I just love this
like yeah bang them out Morgan just like bang bang bang well so she shared on Daily Pop she
didn't share how far along she was because she had said that um she didn't even know she was going to be talking about it on like announcing it on the show until like that morning so she shared on Daily Pop. She didn't share how far along she was because she had said that she didn't even know she was going to be talking about it on like announcing it on the show until like that morning.
So she hadn't spoken with Jordan yet.
So she didn't like want to share too much about like what the babies do or whatever.
But I think she's pretty far along.
She showed us her belly and she said that like she didn't know for so long because she was like dealing with postpartum like thyroid issues and it just really
snuck up on them and I think that their doctor had told them that like they weren't going to
be getting pregnant at this time and so it wasn't even a concern. Well it's a miracle. It's a miracle.
And I just love like everything about this girl like every decision she makes like I'm so here
for. I'm like yes have another baby. Yes leave Daily Pop like whatever the fuck you want to do.
I'm like I'm following Morgan Stewart like to the grave no totally I'm
like another baby in four months done no and you actually said after the show wrapped like if you
had asked yourself like a year ago if you could be pregnant at the same time with any two celebrities
of course so now just to make it about me for one second like to be pregnant at the same time
as Kylie and Morgan Stewart it's like
a bounty the only thing that would make this like more like hit the trifecta for you is if
like Dorit came out and announced that she was pregnant no literally are you like over Dorit
well because I'm not like where I was last year with her but I still like love her but I'm she's
just not like my favorite this season. And that's okay.
Of course.
But still, yeah, no, if she was in the trifecta, like that would be so exciting.
But like, I, I'm so, I'm just feeling so grateful to be pregnant.
For this opportunity.
For this opportunity.
Look at me and this opportunity.
To be pregnant alongside these really iconic women.
And I just like.
And so many other millions of other iconic women.
Who are pregnant at this very moment.
Yes of course.
But there's always millions of pregnant iconic women.
But just these two are quite special to me.
And I'm feeling really special.
And also.
That leads into our next story.
Jennifer Lawrence is pregnant as well.
She's expecting her first bebe.
With husband Cook Maroney.
That's pretty much all the information that we have.
Her rep confirmed the happy bebe news to people on Wednesday.
We don't know, like, who, what, when, where, how.
But just that they are expecting.
It's very sweet.
I love that, like, she lives, like, the most normal life.
You know, she's like a normal husband, normal baby, like, normal, normal, normal.
And I don't know I'm just like
obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence like she's never given me one single iota of a reason like not to
be obsessed like she's so stunning her movies are so fucking good like name a bad Jennifer Lawrence
movie I know you don't like Silver Linings playbook but I wasn't even gonna say that I think
like what people would say like it was objectively not good was like that movie Mother was like a
horror movie oh yeah okay that's a good one it was more of like a rhetorical question but okay
um just like love jennifer lawrence like and you know what like not to flex but like i did go to a
wedding that jennifer lawrence was at i feel like enough time has passed now that like i can talk
about it and homegirl is so stunning and homegirl like eats which just really warmed the cockles of my heart like she was eating and
I'm like yes Jennifer eat eat it was now she's eating for two so cute yeah so cute and this is
another one like I feel special and like it definitely feels nice to be pregnant alongside
of her but I don't have the same relationship to her in my mind as I do to like Kylie and Morgan
of course not well I feel like it's hard to have that type of relationship with Jennifer Lawrence.
She is like a celebrity who chooses to live a very, very private life.
Yeah, but I'm sure she has Stan somewhere who like could choose if they could be pregnant
at the same time as any celebrity, like they would choose her.
Honestly, like, no, she is.
She really does such a good job.
I'm sure she has like a really balanced life.
Like, yes, she's very recognizable, but I know she lives in New York,
right?
So like,
there's just an element of like,
you become very grounded when you live in New York.
Like nobody gives a shit,
like get out of the way,
give me that taxi.
Like no one cares.
And she also like doesn't have social media.
So she doesn't have like fan accounts.
Like,
I don't know.
I feel like she's a,
but she's also like the most famous woman in the world.
It's actually really crazy.
She has such a,
honestly,
like to get that,
that level of fame,
but also probably, probably, I don't know any of this for sure,
but, like, to probably have that level of balance and, like, normalcy in your life, like, goals.
But don't you also feel like, so she's, like, probably the number one actress of our generation, like, A-list forever.
Like, if there's a serious movie, she's in it.
Don't you feel like if that person were, like, also, like, on social media being corny, they wouldn't be that person?
I don't know, but there's also a way to do it like i you know who i recently followed on tiktok and
like you would think like this person on tiktok like jessica chastain okay it's so good like what
is she most she's just doing like you know things she's on set like she got into i don't know what
movie she's playing but she has to have to these awful prosthetics that like make her look heinous
um like she has these huge jowls.
So she did, like, a time lapse of this whole journey.
And it's good.
I'm sorry.
Like, it is good.
She's not being, like, I think there's, you know, and I love her.
I'm sorry.
But, like, Jessica Alba on TikTok is the worst thing she ever did for her brand.
Like, learning dances.
Like, it's just, it's not it.
Like, for, like, I'm sorry.
Like, a grown woman.
Like, just, that's not what we're doing.
I understand.
I think someone who does a good job of being, like, so and a queen of social media can we say it on three one two three
reese witherspoon oh my god i didn't know if we were gonna get it yeah i didn't know if we were
gonna hit it um i think i love her social content i think it's like very um respectable but also
on point and like on message and she's not embarrassing herself
and she's also staying relevant there was like a joke on tiktok i'm trying to think of who it was
there was a joke of like whoever runs reese witherspoon social media like can you go over
to this person's house and help them out too because it was like a celebrity it was so funny
i can't remember that's funny but like there are so many celebrities in desperate need of
reese witherspoon's team yeah she kills it on every platform like yeah truly yeah yeah
she does others not so much oh it was camilla cabello because hers is but you know camilla
cabello's like a young person like she should be doing better no but also she it should be like
more just what is camilla doing today like it doesn't have to be so curated you know i think
jennifer lawrence might have a Facebook page.
I think she, like, might be on Instagram these days.
No, no.
I don't know.
Let's check.
But again, like, honestly, if she were on Instagram, I don't know if I would even follow her.
I mean, I just don't know if I would want to be attacked by her beauty, like, all the time.
I already faced enough.
No, she's not on.
Because I only really like following celebrities who, like, you can tell run their own shit.
But I'm sorry.
She does have fan accounts.
Jennifer Lawrence underscore Jennifer Lawrence dot sexy pics.
Let's take a look at that.
Ooh, sexy pics.
Yeah.
Oh, that's not nice.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
Jennifer Lynn Lawrence.
J-Law?
Oh, there's a race car driver?
Wait.
There is a verified person named Jennifer Lynn Lawrence. But it's definitely not Jennifer Lawrence. There's Jennifer race car driver? Wait. There is a verified person named Jennifer Lynn Lawrence,
but it's definitely not Jennifer Lawrence.
There's JenniferLawrence.act.
She has a bunch of fan accounts.
As she should.
She's the biggest model, not model, actress in the world.
And she really looks so similar to like the girl we met when she was,
you know, starring, what was that her first movie?
Katniss.
Winter Bones.
Katniss. No, Winter Bones. Yeah, but I didn't see it. Yeah, then she was, you know, starring, what was that her first movie? Winter Bones. Katniss.
No, Winter Bones.
Yeah, but I didn't see it.
Yeah, then she was in that movie
about those two people who fell in love,
but like they needed a green card.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
And like she was the other woman
and she was like in this loft in this oversized shirt.
I might just be making this up,
but like I remember being in theater seeing it.
Let me know if you remember what I'm talking about.
I didn't see it.
A little more pregnancy news.
Pregnant Kylie Jenner unveils her baby bump in New York City.
She is stepping out and giving us pregnancy looks in her white coat.
She was impossible to miss with a long vinyl coat left open at the front to display her
bed bed bump in a tight, clinging, short dress.
She also wore a huge smile for the outing with friends, but no sign of Travis.
I just feel like this is new territory for Kylie.
I feel like everything in Kylie's life, like been there, done that.
Richest girl in the world has everything.
But she's actually never stepped out and about as a pregnant person.
And it must be fun for her to be having new experiences.
Yeah.
And it's fun for us pregnant people to like see what kylie how she's styling the bump and like that's the
that's the style like bodycon i know you like hate it because we were talking about that the
other day like if i was going to wherever she's going which is like an actual party i would wear
that you would wear like a tight dress and a jacket yes but i'm not gonna wear that on the
toast every day why not it's just. The toasters deserve to see bump.
They can see bump.
I'll wear like tighter clothes.
But like I'm not going to wear a dress.
I don't know.
I think you should wear lingerie.
It's winter.
Yeah.
No.
And like we literally dress like slobs every day.
Like if you wear.
If you are a dress.
That would be weird.
Yeah.
Like I'll start dressing nicer in my pregnancy.
Than I did before.
No. I don't know about slobs every single day.
Like a few days.
No.
For sure for me.
Slob every day.
Not every day.
And it's
gotten worse and worse yeah because but that's also just a sign of the times but I feel like
sometimes you come in like looking so nice in one of your blouses like maybe I just I don't know I'm
feeling like not motivated to even look like good I need to get an outfit for the U.S. Open like I
have to wear like a white skirt you know yeah you do where the fuck does one buy like a tennis
outfit I have to go to like Nike yeah you just need a skirt you can even like wear this
Brit Society sweatshirt with like a little collared shirt underneath a little socks and
but then I have to like hit the town afterwards oh so it's like I need a transitional outfit
yeah my life is so unbelievably difficult like nobody knows what it's like to have my problems
well speaking of fashion i'm
just speaking of fashion excited that kylie is out she's bumping she's giving us everything
that we need and also we're seeing the bump like in real time what does that mean what how far
long is that person are we on similar timelines it's not that big it looks like you after dinner
oh no i agree it's not that big no not at all it looks bigger in the
video yes but like in the video we were seeing skin she was obviously pushing her back out a
little like you know yeah I feel like we could sync up everyone is literally pregnant what a
fun time for me totally you know because I felt like I missed that window of like when everybody
was pregnant you know like literally every single day on the show, it was celebrity bebe news.
To the point where we stopped talking about who was pregnant because it's just like.
Boring.
Yeah.
And I thought like, okay, I missed the time to be like in the popular pregnancy crew.
No, like you're never going to be a plastic.
And now I'm just in this like smaller, trendier crew.
And I'm so excited.
Yeah, no, it's more exclusive.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Addison Rae signs a deal with Netflix after He's All That success.
She says it's beyond my wildest dreams.
Addison signed a multi-picture deal with Netflix,
meaning the streaming giant is partnering with her to develop new films
specifically for her to star in.
She will also executive produce the projects.
The partnership comes after the success of her acting debut
in Netflix's rom-com remake He's All That,
which premiered less than two weeks ago.
She said getting the opportunity to work with Netflix was such's rom-com remake, He's All That, which premiered less than two weeks ago. She said, getting the opportunity to work with Netflix
was such a pinch me moment.
And now to be able to continue the relationship
is beyond my wildest dreams.
I'm thrilled to be able to collaborate
with this incredible team.
And I'm excited to develop projects
while continuing to strengthen my skills as an actress.
I'm sorry, like Miss Addison Rae is the queen of the world.
And we are all her loyal subjects.
Like, here's the thing.
Get you a girl who could do both.
And I'm not talking about Addison Rae.
I'm talking about Netflix.
Netflix is so fucking smart.
Like, maybe some other streaming services would want, you know,
would be hesitant about working with someone who doesn't have a lot of experience.
But Netflix can get Addison Rae,
and they can get Leonardo DiCaprio for that movie
that just came out. Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio. They can do both. And I love a versatile
streaming service. Yeah. No, I'm really glad that this means that obviously He's All That was so
successful. That we're not the only ones who think it was creme de la creme. It was cream. So cremey.
So cremey. So beyond cremey. And I'm happy for Addison. I'm sure like, you know, the whole time
they were like, if this goes well, we can talk.
Right.
And this went well and they talked and this is the outcome.
And it's also great for the consumers because Addison is a star and I need more Addison
on my screen and Netflix is going to give it to me.
No, she's literally just like a glamorous Hollywood movie star.
Like it's so crazy.
And we were just talking about, she's on Watch What Happens Live tonight, which is crazy.
Which I will be watching for the first time in months I was under the impression
that you had to be 21 to be on watch happens live and maybe that's only in studio because of the bar
but you know what now that I think about it like why couldn't you just be not 21 and not drink
yeah no I just for as long as I remember like i just know that was the rule maybe for the bartender or maybe that's true because you would know bartender rules yeah
but also maybe since it's virtual still like andy's there but the guests aren't the guests
are there but last night i watched and she's in new york last night i watched eileen davidson
and camille meyer grammar they probably couldn't get anyone better but she were virtual though
right they probably couldn't get anyone better and so they just like called some people in but she's in New
York. With Jason Biggs who lives in New York. Everybody's in New York this week so he would
not have virtual guests. Okay okay okay okay okay good good good. But well I mean I guess we'll see
but there's no way she's in New York. She was with the snitch. Honestly I'm gonna say something
really controversial. I feel like Addison Rae is the next Jennifer Lawrence.
Like, I'm sorry.
Like, I think that.
I could see it.
It's happening.
She's showing us.
Oh, and you know how yesterday when we were recapping the D'Amelio show,
we were wondering, like, if Addison kind of dealt with these same things.
So I think part of the reason, and this is, again, just conjecture,
part of the reason why Addison, like, might be having less of a hard time is I feel like everything that D'Amelio's do,
like their reality show, it's all very about them in real life,
if that makes sense.
Whereas Addison is now doing projects like music and acting
that are like, it's not something that follows her every day,
if that makes sense.
She's just doing projects and then can leave it at the door,
whereas they have a camera crew in their home so this I think I understand what you're
saying they have some like a lot of what the D'Amelio's are choosing to do like the Hulu show
like they have a podcast two chicks and the parents have a podcast it's like if you don't
show up you're not working right whereas I the goal but then they have social do it consistently
every day social tourists which is something they can leave at the door and just like they don't
have to be on every single day.
Addison also is doing things that, like, Item Beauty.
It's not something that she has to do every single day. Right.
It's, like, a product line.
And I think the D'Amelios are doing some of that, but they should do more of it so that
they can take themselves out of the equation more.
Because the equation is hurting them.
Right.
And, like, when the equation is, like, you have to post a million times a day, talk on
your podcast once a week, film this reality show, and it's also hell-bent on you and like your social battery I think that that can be
really taxing whereas like Addison is like she filmed for a few months and then she stops like
it's probably exactly projects you could leave at the door yeah so that was just like a thought
um a great thought thank you a great thought and now this really cements Addison as a triple threat
she's a singer.
She's a dancer.
And she's an actress.
And I would love to see her in a musical.
Maybe Annie live.
Maybe Annie live.
Maybe Annie the sequel.
Annie all grown up and moves to Hollywood.
Like.
Yeah.
No, I mean, like, she could have been Grace.
Yeah.
She's, like, so young.
But also, like, not that young in the digital space.
Yeah, right. Like, I think. I don't know if she could play Grace. Because she's like so young, but also like not that young in the digital space. Yeah, right.
Like I think I don't know if she could play Grace because she's 20. No, I guess there's no like there's no role for Addison in Annie Live, I guess.
There's no YA role like.
Well, maybe for the next live, whatever they do next.
Yeah, I could see her as like, honestly, Sandra Dee.
Been there, done that, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One of their musicals could be, like, good for...
They did Hairspray, right?
Yeah.
It's my favorite musical.
She's such a Penny Pingleton, like...
Truly.
Such a Penny Pingleton.
But she could also be an Amber Von Tussle.
Oh.
Because she just could do it all.
She's so versatile.
She could be an Amber Von Tussle.
A one-woman show starting Amison Rae.
She does Tracy. She's Link. She's so versatile. She could be an Amber Gontazzo. A one-woman show starting Addison Rae. She does Tracy.
She's Link.
She's all of it.
Yeah.
Well, I'm really excited
for the content, truly.
Truly.
He's All That was so fucking good.
If you haven't watched it yet,
go and watch it.
And don't listen to people
on the internet
who just hate Addison.
It was good.
It was good stuff.
It was good.
Mad good.
Mad good.
Are you ready for our
fifth and final story?
And this one's gonna require a song because it's a it's a music news story.
Because it's the final story.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, keep going on yeah like endlessly this is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was but
they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never
ends it just goes on and on my friend I'm sorry someone has to stop you some people because the song doesn't end
and so someone's gotta end it it's gonna be me are you ready for the fifth and final story is the
vein oh yeah i'm fine sorry cma awards are here nominees 2021 cma award nominees eric church chris
stapleton and gabby barrett are leading the nomination okay just go quickly to entertainer
of the year entertainer i'm to take you through all the nominees,
and then we'll vote.
And then our vote will mean nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Nominees, Entertainer of the Year.
Eric Church, Luke Combs, Miranda Lambert, Chris Stapleton, Carrie Underwood.
Okay, obviously my heart is with Luke Combs,
but when I think of actually who entertained me the most this year,
I don't think Luke Combs' came it came out more than a year ago who released new music what did we do this year I don't know it's a weird year because we're like
I'm year two of Q so this is like this isn't even this is from September this isn't six feet apart
like right I don't know like I actually felt like Luke really deserved it last year because of Six
Feet Apart and he had released an album yeah honestly I don't know what any honestly Miranda
Lambert probably she did release an album and she has like a line of tequila a line of clothes and
she opened that bar in Nashville maybe Miranda Lambert and you know I stand actually Miranda
Lambert's album did come out this year because she had that song that we loved how does it go bluebird yeah how
does it go i don't know okay moving on single of the year famous friends by chris young and
kane brown just came out like how can that be single of the year the good ones by gabby barrett
beautiful song hell of a view eric church also a beautiful song one night standards ashton mcbride
great song i am obsessed
with i feel like i'm starting over by chris ableton all really good songs but like i don't
know nothing about not one of these songs really like sticks out to me actually the good ones does
yes but like to me because that's like the most my genre of all of these songs no but like as
someone who as people who operate like in pop culture,
that song is enormous.
It blew up on TikTok like.
Okay, but like what was the country bop of the year?
I wouldn't say the good ones,
but I also wouldn't say any of these,
but I also don't know what I would say.
I mean like for me,
like it was Ashley McBride.
Like I just feel like
I haven't spoken about Ashley McBride
in a really long time
and that's like really upsetting
because I stand at the altar of Ashley McBride
and I think she deserves to win. Okay. Even though that song like was not the song of the year
the good ones was even though i don't even like that song no it's beautiful no also starting over
so fucking good by chris ableton the view is really good it's a hell of a view you know what
song i just heard on the radio that i love and I can tell it's really popular because it's in commercials now.
I'm noticing Freedom is a Highway.
Have you heard that song?
Sing it.
Freedom is a highway.
You need to listen to it.
Who sings it?
It's two people.
I think it's Jimmy Allen and Brad Paisley.
Okay, I'll listen to it.
I don't know.
Now I need to find out to see if my memory is worth anything.
I only saw it like through the
box on the radio you know oh yeah so they're giving us nothing on the radio jimmy allen and
brad paisley good for you okay that's really nice okay so i don't really feel like there's a clear
winner here agreed album of the year okay 29 by carly parse dangerous the double album by morgan wallen heart by eric church skeletons by brother osborne
starting over chris stapleton if we're just talking about album it's tough because you know
i know he's in a bad place but i have to say that morgan wallen album that he dropped like right
before he got canceled was the best country album in literally like 10 years like it's it's a beautiful piece of work and I
don't know if they're gonna give it to him because he's so kind of radioactive and I don't know if
like country music wants to be associated the fact that he was nominated I think is a big deal
um but I'm sorry like that was the album of the year and then also just in terms of sales like
it was the most successful out of all of those records country without borders remember that
cover so I don't know where we go from here because Dangerous really was the album of the year.
Yeah, but he's been like doing stuff and coming back and he's been rehabilitating himself.
Yeah.
So and this is just the nomination for album of the year.
They didn't nominate him for entertainer of the year.
Right, right, right.
Which has to do with more than just music.
Yeah, that's true.
No, I'm saying if we're just talking about this like.
Musically. Musically from a total third than just music. Yeah, that's true. No, I'm saying if we're just talking about this like. Musically.
Musically from a total third party perspective with no additional info in the matter.
It was the album of the year.
Yeah.
Song of the year.
Forever After All, Luke Holmes.
Oh, that was the song of the year.
Sorry.
The Good Ones, Gabby Barrett, Hell of a View, Eric Church, One Night Standers, Ashley McBride,
starting over, Chris Stapleton.
I'm loving the Ashley McBride respect, but I'm sorry this particular award does go to
Luke Holmes forever after all.
That was the song of the year.
Yeah, I agree.
Give them all to him.
Give them all.
Female Vocalist of the Year.
That was fun.
Gabby Barrett.
I think she'll win because like she's so highly nominated.
No, she's like weirdly like killing it.
Like it's so random.
Miranda Lambert, Ashley McBride, Maren Morris, Carly Parse.
I think it's going to be Gabby Barrett.
You can't be nominated.
Like she's nominated for so much stuff.
No, it's true.
Like she did that.
Yeah.
Male vocalist of the year.
Darks Bentley, Eric Church,
Luke Holmes, Thomas Rhett, Chris Stapleton.
I mean, there's only one man for me.
No, it's honestly Luke Holmes.
When we have to think about it,
like from a more realistic perspective.
Luke Holmes has not released...
I think he released the bonus songs of his
album this year, but he didn't
really release anything else.
So I don't know how you can
win that award. I do think it'll probably go to
Chris Stapleton. Is my hair okay? Do I have hair?
You did, but now it's better.
That's just my opinion.
Do you like one more zhuzh?
Okay. I guess we'll see what the Academy has to say.
The Academy.
Vocal group of the year, Lady A, Little Big Town, Midland, Old Dominion,
Zac Brown Band.
Wait, you're going so fast.
No, no, but then, because I went so fast,
because like these are always the nominees.
There's only five vocal groups in the country music.
And they never include Rascal Flatts, so.
And they never include Rascal Flatts, and it's disgusting ageist.
Even though ACM Honors held an event at the Opry.
Did you see this?
No.
In honor of Rascal Flatts where all these singers came out.
Raelynn sang Life is a Highway.
Was it televised?
I saw it on TikTok.
I don't know where you can watch it, but it was like a beautiful night honoring Rascal Flatts.
Why wasn't I invited?
No, totally.
That's fucking sick.
Sick.
Vocal duo of the year. That's fucking sick. Sick.
Vocal duo of the year.
Claudia and Jackie Ostrich.
Vocal duo of the year.
Brooks and Dunn, Brothers Osborne, Dan and Shay,
Florida Georgia Line, Maddie and Tay.
It's Brothers Osborne.
Yeah, it's Brothers Osborne.
Florida Georgia Line is like not even together anymore.
Yeah.
I mean, Dan and Shay are always doing great stuff.
I know. But they can win any year.
And I do, Brothers Osborne had a huge year.
Brothers Osborne had a huge year.
And honestly, like, it pains me to say this because I hate to be one of those people.
But, like, the music that Dan and Shay makes, it's so good.
But it is not country.
Like, I'm sorry.
That makes me sound like such, like, an annoying, like, you know, it's not even country.
But it's not.
Like, it's really pop.
Yeah.
Like, I'm so glad you exist. Like, that is like a Charlie Puth song. Like, it's not pop yeah like i'm so glad you exist like that is like a charlie pooh song like
it's not country yeah honestly the more pop their songs are like the ones that are super poppy
i don't like those ones same and i think that their first album the one that has um
19 you and me yeah yeah no hold on just give me a second. Nothing like you. I love Summer of 19.
You and me.
But they're not this album, but the one before it.
I don't know how many they have, but it's so good.
Like they.
Yeah.
City discography.
The album Dan and Shay 2018.
It's gorgeous.
Like it's so fucking good.
But the next one is too.
I think it's called like Obsessed.
That was the one before that.
2016.
Obsessed.
Yeah they're both really good.
But like when they were.
They were huge.
And then they released Dan and Shay the album.
Can I say one more?
Yeah Obsessed is probably my favorite album.
They're just like not doing what they used to do for me.
I'm sorry.
They're just doing it for someone else.
No offense.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Not for you. Okay last one I'm'm gonna do is the musical event of the year
which is exciting by dirt by Jordan Davis and Luke Bryan chasing after you Ryan Hurd and Maren
Morris drunk and I don't want to go home Elle King and Miranda Lambert famous friends Chris
Young with Kane Brown half of my hometown Kelsey Ballerini with Kenny Chesney I'm gonna go drunk
and I don't want to go home because that was a musical event for me yeah me too uh but the Kelsey
Ballerini Kenny Chesney song is delightful delightful and one more category sorry new
artist of the year Jimmy Allen Ingrid Andres feel like she's been nominated I was just gonna say
that Gabby Barrett what she? What? She wasn't nominated
last year. This is a joke. No, this, I
hate when like award shows make no fucking sense. Like
Record of the Year and Song of the Year. No, no, no, no, no.
This doesn't make sense. Gabby Barrett
is nominated. She's been around since
American Idol. And I feel like last year she was
even nominated for Female Vocalist of the Year. So how
could you be in that category and then the next year be
a new artist? I'm in shock. Mickey Guyton
and Hardy. Oh. Based on who? Both really good mickey guyton and hardy are both amazing that song one beer with
hardy and lauren elena is like one of my favorite country songs based on who's actually a new artist
in this category i'm voting for jimmy allen or mickey guyton is really a new artist yeah hardy's
like kind of two i'm unfamiliar not i'm from i've heard of him but um he's not on my
playlist yeah um okay well those were the country music award nominations and i feel as though you
needed to know them i do i know i now feel like a breast but it also just highlighted for me how
not abreast i am like i just keep listening to like the same old music and like some of those
songs like i don't know no i know before the award shows i'm gonna have to do some recon like
usually they make a playlist.
That's nice.
So that's nice.
I'll check that out.
But no, I need to do a little bit.
Wait, when are the CMA Awards?
They're going to be in November.
Are we going?
We haven't discussed it.
We'll have to do it in our staff meeting.
Strategy meeting.
Wait, we have to go.
I know, but some of us are pregnant.
No, I know.
Like, what the fuck?
We'll discuss it.
Okay.
I guess I could be bumping on the carpet.
That would be so cute, actually. It would be so cute actually it would be cute but you know and then maybe people would like come and interview
with us because they feel bad like there's a pregnant woman in heels like she came all this way
let's fucking give her you know the time of the time of day yeah we could use it as like a pity
play okay just a thought okay sure sure if that works for you. It does. Okay, well, today's...
I just think it's so sad.
So sad.
Like, the only way we'll get, like, a good spot on the carpet is, like, if Jackie comes,
like, bump in.
If there's a pregnant woman in here.
Totally.
Talk to her.
Sir, could you spare a minute for my pregnant friend?
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Okay, part two of the dinner party ended quickly into the episode.
It did, but it was actually really shocking.
And where do you land?
Like, whose side are you on?
I'm on Sutton's side me too
and i also it's just like the way that erica spoke to sutton was so disgusting right it's not even
about the conversation and sutton didn't even say anything like other than just like a whisper of
doubt doubt which the whole world has of course and the fact that they all the women let Erica sit
there just like petting no petting that dog after like and get away with it while Sutton's like
has to leave so she doesn't get sued it's like why didn't one person stand up and say
you leave Erica yeah no you don't talk to us like it was sociopathic behavior with the dog at the
end like how she was just so evil and then like like at some you know what it's just like not a good look for Erica because at some point like
we're all human and if like even if you're fighting with someone and they're like breaking
down and you're berating them like you let off like you let go a little bit like you stop going
so fucking hard and then it's like Erica's been painted in the media as this evil woman who stole
money from people and then she's acting like an evil like dr evil petting her petting her dog and like you know verbally assaulting people
like she's really not helping her case at all no and i mean the winner of the episode pk speaking
facts facts and it looks he spoke facts last week about the dresses sorry he spoke facts this week
about erica and it looks like he's speaking facts next week with ma Mauricio and I'm really excited for that conversation not to be like but
next week looks good because it's gonna put Kyle in a weird spot because she's just kind of blindly
defending Erica and I just don't understand what these women are doing and I think the person who
bothered me most in this episode weirdly was Crystal oh my god talk about spineless just like
just because she thinks Sutton's awkward and like now
she's excited that she's just gonna be like the enemy of my enemy is my friend like even though
the enemy of your enemy is maybe potentially a criminal no honestly I every morsel of respect
I had for Crystal was washed away the moment Sutton left the dinner party and she was like
crawling so fucking far up Erica's ass it was pathetic I'm like you're a
grown woman you have children you're acting like you're in high school like it was so lame it yeah
I I'm good on Crystal now like she really contributes nothing to the show and now she's
falling on the wrong side of the pack especially when like Garcelle and Sutton are the outsiders
as Garcelle said like crystal
you're an outsider you can you know crawl all you want but like no but like no it was loser
like behavior i was shocked at like have some respect for yourself like you're just it's so
blatant what you're doing i don't even get her mo because like she just hates sutton yeah and
what happened between them is so not serious oh my god like who fucking cares she just hates Sutton. Yeah. And what happened between them is so not serious. Oh my God. Like who fucking cares?
She just hates Sutton and she's just going to immediately jump on the ship of the person
who's arguing with Sutton at whatever moment, which is just like so losery.
Like beyond, especially because like what you were fighting about, it's not even like
it was real tings.
And compared to what these two are fighting about, Erica and Sutton, like this is moronic.
And you know what?
Erica keeps like when, now that Sutton spoke up about her doubts, like Erica just like
is looking at her like she was never a friend.
But it's like you think back to that scene like in the sauna when like or like all those
things that Sutton did for her when she first found out that Erica was going through a divorce
and like I think Sutton is as good of a friend as they come.
So like I agree.
If she's not allowed to ask questions, what like what are they doing?
And like Erica being like, do you want to get sued?
How dumb is erica
first of all because this whole time you've been treating sutton like she's so irrational for
thinking she could be implicated in this in any way just for being friends with erica but then
you're literally threatening a lawsuit so it's like you're literally giving light to sutton's
worst fears and the concerns that she brought up with you and also erica like who the hell are you
gonna sue like you have no money no but what's even crazier is erica was insinuating that tom would sue sutton because of sutton saying
like she doesn't believe these like narrative uh decline situations so it's like so she should be
worried no no it's like erica are you in tom's corner right no the fact that erica is just kind
of expecting everyone to sit around not ask questions and believe every word that out of her mouth, when she's now admitted that for the last few
years she's been lying about like so much about her life, it's so unreasonable of her to ask that
of people. And I don't even feel like Dorit and Sutton have like gone hard at her or really asked
her the tough questions that they should. Like, I need someone to pin Erica down. It was like,
where did that $20 million from EJ Global come from? Like, where did you think it was coming?
Like, there are so many things they could be asking so many things they could be grilling her about and
they're not they're just like poking holes in her very clearly like shitty stories and that's
sending her off of the edge like it's so unreasonable who would want to be friends with
someone like that I think that Dorit was good at the at the dinner party she was you know
call like defending Sutton as but like more than any of the other fantastic
for anything obviously Garcelle like has Sutton's back but it was nice to see Dorit sort of calling
Erica out and being like don't say stuff like that I Kyle was a disappointment completely
and throwing Sutton under the bus and then not understanding why Sutton's mad throwing Sutton
under the bus and then saying she's doing it to help Sutton gaslighting at its finest she was
such a bad friend to Sutton and I'm so glad Sutton gaslighting at its finest she was such a
bad friend to Sutton and I'm so glad Sutton stood up for herself at that auction place which is just
like such a weird subculture of like rich people auctioning off oh and then like whatever um
then like she couldn't even understand what Sutton was saying like Kyle knew exactly what she was
doing and she was gaslighting Sutton even more at that auction place yeah like Sutton I don't think
she's been two-faced at all.
Yes, she speaks a little more strongly behind Erica's back than to her face.
Erica's scary.
Everybody does that, okay?
Everybody.
And it's not like she's saying two different things.
And then at the dinner, she, and Sutton is someone who is extremely well-mannered,
like in terms of actual manners.
Etiquette, yeah.
And so she went up to Erica and asked if she wanted to have a conversation.
Erica said no.
And Sutton's not going to have a whole conversation at the dinner table at this beautiful dinner because she has manners yeah so her taking Erica's no I don't want to talk to you and just accepting
that and maybe they'll talk another time isn't Sutton being two-faced no not at all like I was
so disappointed in Kyle I think she really thought and the way they say it on the show they're like
well if you talk about it privately you have to bring it up to the group otherwise you know it's
going to be out there and it's like it means like if you say it on the show you have to say it on
the show and it's like we're watching the show and that's not how we feel no not at all and this is
like a much smaller thing but at Garcelle's party I feel like if I was to read like I would have
left crying me too like everyone was just, like,
jabbing her, like,
nonstop about the timing?
And first of all,
she got something done to her face because she looked so different.
Did you notice how she looked?
Oh, no.
She looked different, but, like...
I think that she might have just, like,
recently got, like,
lip injections or something
because she just looked like
they hadn't settled yet.
Okay.
But whatever.
Like, first betting on
who was going to be last
and then, like,
joking about how much she talks.
It was just like they would nonstop, like, joking at Dorit's expense
and everyone's, like, hysterically laughing.
I would have started crying.
No, me too.
The thing, betting on her being late, like, I didn't find that offensive
because, like, she's the late one.
Like, they had a whole fight about it last season.
But it was just the first of, like, a million things that happened that night.
Like, she's obviously feeling, like, sensitive towards whatever Garcelle says to her.
But when she was at the table and she started talking about, like parents and like and well that's how it's and then she got into
like the first night her and PK met and like I was really I thought it was a really sweet moment
and then she's like you guys don't want to hear this and I thought the ladies like they were so
mean about it like yeah when first I didn't think it was a sweet moment but I was just like I did
I just like couldn't have cared less it was like a little cringy but the women like I don't know I just feel like they like she felt awkward and they could have like
done something to like make her feel more comfortable these are supposed to be her friends
and they just were like well don't talk until dessert like shut up no and also like none of
the other women are speaking to each other like does anyone have anything interesting to say
gotta fill the conversation totally it bothered me so much just the way they were treating her
enough to be like you guys don't want to hear this do you you? And like the response is like, no, we do.
Even if you don't, like at least she asked.
Of course. No.
And you're just like, we're at a dinner party.
Let's be polite.
No, we would love to hear your boring story.
Like that's what you do.
Yeah.
But it didn't seem to me like as boring as some of the other things she might talk about.
It seemed pretty boring to me.
Like she was just being like, like a boring old lady.
Like, you know what I mean?
That's what they are.
Back when I was dating PK. I don't know. I thought? Like, that's what they are. Like, when I was dating PK,
I don't know.
I thought it was cute.
Um,
the dinner party like had weird vibes.
Yeah.
I just like,
cannot Stanley Serena.
Like she's so far up everyone's ass,
but like for the wrong reasons.
No.
And like,
what was her pretending like she wasn't at Kathy Hilton's dinner?
Oh,
literally like fake dementia,
like amnesia.
She was drunk. And we said that last week and she said
it um but to act like this is the first time you're hearing like she needed a reminder like
you have no idea that erica said that's not a threat that's a promise that was phony as fuck
she had two drinks no literally what the fuck like that was so weird it's like pretend amnesia
from like three seasons ago yes that was really weird i feel like she just like she doesn't want
to have to explain herself for being blindly loyal to Erica because it's such
a questionable decision yeah so if she just gets drunk she doesn't have to explain herself and she
doesn't have to get involved it's actually like a good plan it's pretty good and then the next day
she doesn't have to have an opinion on what happened she's hearing about it for the first
time she just gets to tell everyone like oh my god how crazy was I throwing my legs in the air
like yeah oh but I thought the conversation about Erica's Instagram like with PK but then also Kyle was talking about it I thought that was really interesting because
it's true like the victims who have watched you like fly on your planes and driving your
Bentleys for years who have wondered where their money are monies are now they're watching you
like show your vagina on Instagram like it's not the time Erica no but it's it's the victims
but it's also like the public like you are also on trial in the court of public opinion and like
just like us like with every word that comes out of her mouth like I am weighing what to believe
and what I think happened and like the jury is out for me about like where I stand on so every bit of
what Erica puts out there is like evidence being judged yeah yeah and that's what you decide to put
out there no it's really bizarre it's like she doesn't give a fuck if people believe her because
the way she's acting on this show like an animal and her social media posts before the show aired
and even currently like nothing is adding up like does she want to be well liked I don't know I
don't know either I think she thinks that if she's like Erica Jane jane about it yeah and i think some who was saying
this i think yes pk he was talking about like erica jane and erica gerardi and i think erica
gerardi is fucked yeah that's tom's wife yeah so she's leaning in heavily to erica jane it's a good
call and so like she's like i don't know her yeah this is me yeah that's a good call you know but
it's like okay you're still the same fucking person.
No, like how dumb do you think we are?
Like we know you're literally the same person.
This isn't Hannah Montana.
Literally.
It was just a very bizarre episode, but still so good.
Yeah, no, really good.
Oh, but you know what I loved?
It's really frustrating when like things are happening on the show and like it seems like
all the cast members like really think they know how it's going to play out and they're all acting accordingly and like
everybody else watching it is like screaming that you're all wrong yeah you know like they
probably think that Sutton it will never get another season embarrassing herself like no but
the audience stands with Sutton and Garcelle stands with them but you know what I thought
was a really fucking fabulous moment that I loved Garcelle for? At the end of the episode where basically Kyle's explaining like kind of taking a defense for Erica.
Like, you know, I think Erica's mad because instead of Sutton like going around and talking to everyone, she should have just come to Erica.
And Garcelle's like, but you literally did that to me last year.
Like you literally told everyone that I didn't cash my check and I had no fucking idea.
Like you should have just told me.
Yeah.
And she's like, well, I'm not the bookkeeper.
I don't collect the money.
And it's like, that's not the point. She's like, I thought we the bookkeeper I don't collect the money and it's like that's not the point she's like I thought
we were past that not the point like you say one thing and you do the other like you're actually
hella hypocritical yeah and it's like we can be past something like I don't hold it against you
but like it's still be used as I can still reference it it still happened yeah totally
well they just filmed the reunion I hope there is accountability but you know what after the
you know Monique Samuels of it all I I have no faith in Andy to do what's right.
And after like all the shit, well, not that much, but the few times Andy has spoken about it on Radio Andy and like I've heard it transcribed.
He's very much giving Erica like the innocent treatment and like he's not going to be going hard.
Well, I mean, you are innocent until proven guilty.
And especially with erica
it's so unclear like what she knew whatever but there are legitimate questions to be asked will
he be asking them they're such fair especially now now that it the reunion was what filmed this
month we know so much the housewife and the hustler the 20 million dollars we know so much
again if we're not even gonna press on like, then there's no point in watching.
No.
I just don't know where we go from here.
I don't know either,
because I don't think Erica's going to be fired
if she's not...
Convicted.
Convicted.
I don't know how Sutton will stay on the show,
but, like, she doesn't deserve to lose her job
because she tried to do the right thing.
No, I completely agree.
I don't think Sutton's going to be fired.
But how her and Erica can't... Like, they can't actually have dinners like that.
Erica's never going to forgive Sutton.
Never going to speak to her again.
Do you think she's going to forgive Dorit?
Like, they're so close.
I think that they're friends still.
And Dorit, like, didn't go as hard as Sutton, even though Sutton didn't even go hard.
Sutton was being so lame.
Like, the fact that everyone's like, oh, I can't believe Sutton said that.
I'm like, what did she say?
She didn't say anything.
She was like a scared cat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know either,
but Sutton and Erica,
I don't think can stay on the show
because they won't speak to each other.
And just like at Garcelle's dinner,
like that,
that doesn't work in a group of seven women.
No,
and Erica's just so obnoxious.
Like I'm reading the New York Times.
It's more interesting.
Oh really?
Is there an article about you stealing money
from people in there?
Right.
Right.
Is there an expose
or was that the LA Times only? Like she's so cavalier
and like condescending for someone who has very questionable ethics right now. Yeah. Like she
should be acting a little bit more humble in my opinion. Yeah. That's just my opinion. I would
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