The Toast - S4 Ep166: Simpatico with Erin Gilfoy and Carly Incontro: Tuesday, September 21st, 2021

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. I hope everyone's having an amazing day. Amazing. So far, no good, you guys. The UN is my personal kryptonite, and it's just, it's only, I can't believe it's just the beginning of the week. Okay, but here's a good sign. This is me my new positivity. I see you've cracked out your official boots for winter. I did. And that's a sign that we are truly falling into fall. That's true and also I was kind of regretting it because I had to walk this morning because just like traffic is really crazy in New York so don't come here this week if you were thinking about it and they were like too heavy for the walking. You have to think about these things

when you're pregnant because everything tires you out. You have to think about those things when you're pregnant and when you're fat you have no idea like we are so simpatico right now. I think about everything before I leave the house and I actually cracked out yesterday my like Zara knockoff of your boots and this is what happens when you buy Zara. I love these boots. I really wore them like to the bone last winter and there's no more. It's like I couldn't get a new pair. I got home yesterday and like the boot fell off the sole. Like it's just split right down the middle.

Don't worry. I'm literally taking them to the shoemaker having to spend more than what I actually spent on the cheap ass boots. Why don't you just get whatever the designer version is of them? Because you clearly love them and then they'll last you many years. Well, because I have to say I love the Zara ones. I really have no complaints other than like the terrible quality because they're so comfortable. And last year, I remember I spent the whole day like ready to spend the money on like

the real boots that I was knocking off. I couldn't even find them. And everywhere I went, they were giving me like stumpy little like cankles. Yeah, it was cankle season. So I found boots that I like and I'm going to spend every dollar I have to maintain their integrity. Okay, that's, you know, everyone has their own journey. So I found boots that I like and I'm going to spend every dollar I have to maintain their integrity. Okay. That's, you know, everyone has their own journey.

Speaking of maintaining integrity, this is a Downton Abbey spoiler and it's a really big one. So I'm giving you 10 seconds. Okay. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. Oh, we are simpatico. Simpatico. One.

Okay. are simpatico simpatico one okay last night i finished season three and to be quite honest i'm shocked spoiler alert matthew dies which is so unnecessary like i can't even begin to explain because with sybil it was like the perfect death like nobody actually cared but like it was a big deal for the family and it was like shocking but like it didn't affect the integrity of the show from here on out yeah now I only watched like 10 minutes of the next episode because I was so like I was so defeated like I just I mean and you know they had to do it in the most painful way like they had the baby it's an heir they're so happy he's driving home the sun's in his eyes he's laughing he's smiling he dead splat concrete splat and to be honest I'm not really interested in watching a show without Matthew and I don't know how that's going to affect the rest of the seasons I understand I mean

sitting here and listening to you going through Downton Abbey it's been hard for me to know what's coming for you and even still like there's so much coming good and bad and it's just a journey but it's okay it's so you know what it turns out to be okay no here's the other thing here's the other thing with Sybil it was like all right she wasn't even like a character like I really liked but with Matthew he was like I feel like as the show goes on everyone's getting worse and worse I used to love the dad Robert he's actually the worst character on the show he's so stubborn and just like he's the worst and Mary now that she's in mourning it's like a bitch to everyone and she gets really bitchy sometimes and now she's like in a permanent permanent state of bitchiness Edith is pathetic the mom is sweet and all we have is the dowager because Matthew's mom

for like the last two seasons has really started to piss me off with her self-righteousness. Yeah. So now I feel like I'm left with literally like just the dowager with characters who I stab. No, but then you still have like Carson and everyone downstairs. True. But still the family is sort of disintegrating. Just give it a B. You know, Downton never... Stays down for long. Stays down for long. It's true. And by the way, those three words that I was thinking of for people who have watched Downton,

Claudia finally closed the chapter on Thomas's scandal and whether or not he was going to be fired or not. The three little words were her ladyship soap. Which was sent a chill down my spine. Right? I never forgot it. I never forgot it either because honestly, I thought that was a secret that I was sent to chill down my spine. Right. I never forgot it. I never forgot it either because honestly, I thought that was a secret that I was going to die with Miss O'Brien.

Oh, and Miss O'Brien just literally bounced for their cousin who wants to move to Bombay and do her hair with O'Brien. Right. So that's good news at least. Yeah. But like she was bothering me less and less. And you know what? The woman who comes in to replace O'Brien is a really good casting.

Like she adds a lot of value. Well, I'm just like I need a minute like before I just dive back in because I was like riding such a high last night. Like the baby. And I was like, yeah. Oh my God. And Lily James was a real surprise. I haven't seen any actress.

Did I bring this up yesterday? No. No. I haven't seen any actress on Downton Abbey that I really have recognized from anywhere else. Like I couldn't even play Stan Stevens. So to see someone you know like Dominic West's lover rolling into Downton it was very

jarring and I didn't like it. And I also just don't like her character. Agreed. She will stop bothering you so much. It was definitely jarring the first time I saw her too but now she's just like a part of the she's an fabric yeah and her character is like has so much energy and it's like yes like relax yeah relax but what's also crazy which you didn't care about when i first told you but in the downton in the next downton movie downton sequel dominic west is in it what yeah i saw that on the bill.

Oh, he is just out here ruining things that I love. But I don't know, like, what his role would be. Ugh. Hopefully he's, like, a PA, you know? Yeah, yeah. Well, that's my Downton journey. I will keep you abreast on all things Downton, but just know I'm currently grieving,

and I'm just going to have to figure a way out of this, but I have no choice. And we have a great show for you guys today. Because it's Tuesday. So we're doing deer toasters. And we also yesterday recorded a fabulous interview finally with Erin Guilfoy and Carly and Contro from the Vlog Squad, from their podcast. You guys follow them on YouTube.

You know them. I sat down with them and we did a great little interview that'll be at the end of this podcast episode. And if you're watching on YouTube, we also filmed it. So it'll just be on our channel, a separate video with the three of us. So fun. So fun. Like such girly girls, toasters.

So, you know, it's really nice to talk to people with similar interests, you know? A hundred percent. And they're so interesting. You know, like they got started on Vine. Like that's how they launched their careers. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah. I can't wait to watch.

Yeah, it was really good. I am trepidatiously watching Outlander because you guys have really scared me because so many people have messaged me, stop, they say stop right now. Do not watch. Trauma everywhere you go. And I narrowed it down to one specific episode

and I've tried to get a sense of what it could be that's so, so terrible. And I've also heard it down to one specific episode and I've tried to get a sense of what it could be that's so, so terrible. And I've also heard like someone said, like, don't watch this scene because like you're pregnant. And like, apparently it's just really, you know, traumatizing. Are you easily traumatized? I'm not. It just depends. Some things like really like I think some things that would bother other people wouldn't bother me. But then sometimes things live in my mind run through for the rest of time that is such a good call like but and you know what I think this is compared to not in the act itself but the way that it lives

read freeing your mind like when you think about it you just your day is ruined the pig the pig yeah I have a few things that live read free in my mind the pig is obviously one of them the trundle the trundle yeah then there's like some episodes of svu that i comparatively because svu airs on cable it can never be that crazy but there's that episode i brought it up before where live goes undercover because there is a guard who's abusing the women and you know the undercover op gets like fucked and she ends up like locked in a basement with this man and that's like pretty tame compared to what we see on streaming services like

but it's still like if I ever think about it I can't go to sleep everyone has their things right so I think my plan is I'm gonna everyone said it's the last episode of season one so I'm gonna watch up until that if I'm really enjoying the show still I'll just skip the episode launch into season two and then someone could maybe brief me on what I missed. I just can't even fathom what it could be that has everyone being like, do not watch this show. Yeah. Like now I'm kind of curious. Like you want me to go watch it?

Cause I don't watch the show. I don't watch the show. Okay. Or you guys just DM Claudia and tell her what it is. Okay. Fine. Right. Yeah.

Or like, I'll just go watch it. Okay. Vlog it for the Patreon. So, but it's been fun. I mean, if I can't, if I have to stop watching the show because of it, though, I wouldn't be that upset. You're not like obsessed. No, but it's nice.

And it's a good, hearty show. I just don't know where it's going. Like, does she ever get back into time to Frank? It's no Downton. Or does Frank come to her? Like, it's no Downton, but nothing can be her like it's no Downton but nothing can be Downton nothing um so yeah we have a great show it's gonna be nice and long and I feel like we should just dive in you think we should dive in yeah I mean I have literally nothing else to share I spent the

whole day like waiting for Ben to be done working so we could watch Downton and honestly today I'm not gonna be as generous like because you know what I waited for him all night he got home so late from a meeting eight o'clock and we start watching and he's like on his phone so it's like he doesn't evaluate as much as I do and I waited all day for him yeah no more so fucking disrespectful do you want to talk about the vest in the room because you're just like sitting here looking so cool yes I'm wearing a vest you guys because it's officially in the 60s it hasn't been in the 60s yet so I've been waiting to take out my 818 vest that unfortunately I did not get for free and I did pay for.

But still cool. Still cool. No matter how you slice it. I love a vest. It's really cool. Look at me. So free because it's a vest. No, it really is a vest season.

And it's such a cool vest. So yeah, I got it for free. Super cool. Thank you. Thanks for pointing it out so I could talk about it. You're welcome. And my look is all from ASOS Maternity today so i'm just feeling super comfortable by the way when i hear just how simpatico we are sure i place like a i just have so many like engagement parties bridal showers weddings and like i just need dresses and honestly everything at revolve

is on pre-order especially if you're looking for a size extra large like best of luck maybe you could try sears like but so i went on other places and i haven't shopped on ASOS in a while and I got a bunch of dresses and it was like this really cute dress for a wedding and it was maternity I'm like I got a big belly so you got it for sure okay great I'll borrow it yeah and I'll see if it fits great yeah I can't wait show me what it is I need dresses too ASOS mater ASOS in general is just like catering to all of us the petite the tall the curve the maternity and I just want to say ASOS we see you for seeing us and we are grateful it's really true because all ladies are not built the same all pregnant ladies are not built the same and ASOS sees us and I love when I'm shopping maternity clothes I just go by my size like of not maternity like I'm a small

so people were asking me like what size do you get in maternity clothes like small because they're taking care of the maternity belly yeah right right um okay now without further ado where are you right here being so beautiful stunning and smart it is time for the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast oh my god oh my god i'm sorry my rdh just like attacked i'm trying to be creative and inventive could you at least like be supportive i just want you to Oh my god, I'm sorry. My RDH just like attacked me. I'm trying to be creative and inventive. Could you at least like be supportive? I just want you to know if I did that like scared you, you would have had to take like three minutes off of the show.

Of course, because I know you don't scare easily. Like and I do. So that would be rude of you, but it's fine for if I do it. Okay, cool. And I'm sorry that I just got so scared because the looming sense of RDH was like so spooky. Okay, well, why don't you get it off your chest? Let us know what you need us to know. Thank you for indulging me.

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beautiful and they look out but literally 57 million dollars to be living on top of your neighbors no i know the townhouse that's that's beachfront in in california and that's robbery it's highway robbery i agree and i actually am shocked that kanye would be into this home i mean obviously the style of home everyone's making fun of it's very like concrete they're saying parking garage no and like that with those homes in malibu like the front of the home faces the ocean so the only thing you see is the back you see like the garage and literally you pull up to it i swear it looks like a one-story home like it could be anywhere like it could be yeah in long island it could be in queens like it's there's literally nothing unique about it well i'm like the interior is cool and it's very modern and clearly he wants a little beach access

and he's willing to pay $57 million for it. I can't get over that. Like this is robbery. And next question. Are the beaches that it's on public beach? No. I have no idea, but I can't imagine. Okay.

But just like, okay, so that's like one home. It's literally a townhome surrounded by like 15 others. All of them are like $50, $60 million homes. Right. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. I know. And it just really seems like not Kanye. He seems like personal space.

Like he went to Wyoming. Wyoming. And even their house in Calabasas or wherever it is, is like expansive. And there's no one around. They have so much property. It's like he's living in Manhattan in a walk up. Yeah. It's and $57 million.

Like I cannot get-up. Yeah. It's a, oh, and $57 million. Like, I cannot get over it. Yeah. If I have $57 million, I'm taking it to... I'm splitting it up. I'm getting a farm. Like, I'm getting... I'm getting a little $10 million here, $10 million, five homes at $10 million. Right, or like a penthouse.

Penthouses are actually very secluded. Like, you get your space. Like, I'm not doing this. That's what I'm saying. No. Like, literally, this is the opposite of what I'm doing. I agree. I would split it up. penthouses are actually very secluded like you get your space like i'm i'm not doing this that's what i'm saying like literally this is the opposite of what i'm doing i agree i would i would split it up for sure because honestly no beach house really even like you can get the nicest possible beach house for like 11 million dollars like you don't need to spend clearly not no and also like i've only been to one beach in malibu and this is a hot take. I didn't think it was that great.

The beach itself? Yeah. Like the sand? Like the sand and the atmosphere and just like the vibe. I was like, meh. I don't know. I'm going to disagree with you. I don't think there's any better vibe on earth than like Nobu Malibu.

I'm just saying the actual beach. Like the sand, the ocean. Nobu Malibu is everything. No, it's gorgeous. I'm saying texture wise the beach yeah okay like if i had 57 million dollars to send on a beach house my beach house is going to be an island off the coast of turks and caicos like this is nuts no one else agreeing with me like it's nuts no this i think everybody agrees with you plus they don't like the style of the house which it's not okay by the way if it was like this unique style of this palace like rach parcel designed it no no but like even if it was like this really a design that i thought was heinous

let's say i do think farmhouse is heinous but it was you modern farmhouse hate what's to hate oh my god it's so overdone like the tufted couches like i just i i hate so like Dorit's house you don't like that's not modern farmhouse oh by the way that's like the or the outside is modern farmhouse i'm talking about inside decor like like hold on give me a second okay show me some pictures yeah that's such a hot take farmhouse interior design here like That's such a hot take. Farmhouse interior design here. Like, yeah, like.

Let me see. It's so, it's so, like, basic. It's nice to, I mean, it's pleasant. No, it's pleasant. Not for me. Okay. But interior. The inside of Dorit's house is actually, like, very contemporary. But the outside is, like, farmhouse vibes.

Modern farmhouse. Yeah. But, like, house is actually, like, very contemporary. But the outside is, like, farmhouse vibes. Modern farmhouse. Yeah. But, like, these types of, like, lighting units. Like, I don't like farmhouse interior. Modern farmhouse. Okay. But wait. Back to.

No. So what I was saying was, like, okay, even if I don't like the interior, but it's, like, a palace. I'm, like, I can respect that it's not my style, but it's a palace. This is literally, like, a garage that's also ugly. Yeah. If you know what I'm saying. It's very my style but it's a palace this is literally like a garage that's also ugly yeah if you know what I'm saying it's very harsh that it is that's very Kanye but it's also not I'm so confused no but you know Chrissy Teigen and John what's his face had a beach house that they were always posting at and I do believe they recently sold it and it was sickening like a

Malibu beach house it was like so many stories it was gorgeous like and I think it was like 20 million so like I just feel like Kanye got a bad deal I'm telling you maybe it's like on a different stretch of beach like maybe this is prime location I don't know I don't know it just doesn't seem like a good investment and I know nothing about money I agree but Kanye knows a lot so I'm just gonna trust him on this one. Or maybe he has a plan. Maybe he's going to buy up the block. Oh, that makes sense. Like literally $1 billion later.

Yeah, literally. Okay, our next story, you guys, a little update from yesterday. I know everybody's been like shaking in their boots, waiting with bated breath. But Christina Haack has confirmed her engagement to Joshua Hall, and Tareq has already congratulated her. Is it a people exclusive? So she announced her engagement on Instagram. Tariq went to people to tell them that they just saw congratulations. My Tariq is so thirsty and a lot of sleuths on the internet realized that Christina's ring was made by the same jeweler that Tariq had

Heather's made from. None of this surprises me whatsoever. No, it's the most incestual. I'm just waiting to hear what Renee Zellweger thinks about Christina's engagement. Like, I don't think she cares. Honestly, we're all so wrapped up in this circle. But, like, Renee Zellweger is, like, so A-list, so, like, cut off from reality. I'm sure she doesn't even know, like, who Aunt Anne said used to date. She has no idea who these people are. Oh, but, you know, they have kids together, right?

Aunt and Christina? Do they? I do believe they have one child oh yeah can you double check that if they do then renee is going to be forced to be in christina's life which is insane but if they don't it's a clean break but i'm pretty sure they have a child okay i'm just gonna go to the last time she was pregnant, which was in 2021. Yeah. Huh. This is so crazy. Like, this group of people just moves incredibly fast.

There's so much toxicity. There's so much incest. There's so much weirdness. Like, the fact that Heather Rae Young used to host a podcast with Christina Haack's fiance's sister. Like, so much weirdness. It's like there's 11 people in Orange County, and they're all, like, just getting married and remarried and engaged and having babies and Tarek and Christina are at

the center of it and so is their atrocious HGTV show like you want to talk about something with people with no style you have to watch one fucking episode of their show they do the same thing in every home and it's white subway tile marble quartz counters like it's so basic they redo oh like every fireplace with just like white subway tile white brick white everything you know linen floors it's so basic Tarek does like the layout and Christina does the style and honestly I don't know who has like less taste interesting I'm gonna say Christina I've never watched an episode honestly it's so boring literally they go to like a shithole house that's like been, you know, foreclosed or like hoarders.

It's disgusting inside. And they either flip it or they flop it. Yeah, and like they never really flop it because like sometimes what they consider a flop, like it just hasn't sold yet. But it's done and it will sell. And like the episode just ended, you know? And then Christina has her own show now,

like Christina by the Ocean. Yeah, Christina Takes the Beach or whatever because they're so toxic together they can't even be in the same room um but i really would love for you to watch one episode of flip or flop like it's it's torture like it's just and you know once you've seen one you've seen them all they walk into a dirty home christina's like oh tarik tarik's like should i watch one from when they were married or not married say literally the same like it doesn't matter but watch when they were married just so you could really see like the underlying issues um and then like Tarek demos it Christina takes the

kid goes to the marble store and is like should we do this one or this one I like this one but it's more expensive but like what will daddy say she obviously goes with the more expensive one she comes back Tarek is like oh my, my God, we're so over budget. And he tries to find, like, other ways to, like, cheap out and, you know, like, justice for whoever, you know, buys the house because Tarek cut, like, 1,000 corners. Then their, you know, contractor comes in and is like, we found a pipe. You know, it's always, like, something, like, termites, mold, something. And they have to counter that into the budget. like termites mold something and they have to counter that into the budget then they have this fake open house where like actual paid actors come to be like oh what a great master bedroom

is that a wood burning fireplace and then at the end they like pretend someone buys it once you honestly i just did such a good i feel like i was there every episode is the exact same nothing unique ever happens ever okay okay but it's so good is it no it's atrocious especially like when you're watching reruns on hgtv and you just happen to catch like a fabulous old episode of fixer-upper and you see the love between chip and joe and the home style even though it's not always my style it's so unique and so thoughtful like every corner of the home is built with love for the family and literally like then you go to Tariq and Christina who can't stop fighting and literally the home is just a factory like there's no thought nothing it's just like literal like

model homes I'm dying okay thank you for that I could literally give a TED talk like on the intricacies of like being a couple on HGTV and then there's that couple from Hometown have you ever watched Hometown no what's that they're like a poor man's Chip and Joe but they're so sweet and they care so much about their neighborhood that's why they're like successful similar to Chip and Joe I think they live in like some random town in Minneapolis but they preserve the old homes in their neighborhood and it's just like everything in the house comes you know like oh this would burn it this you know this wood table like you know the pilgrims ate here like there's always something like and then she like does a watercolor of the house and frames it for the people like it's so cute that's cute sounds like

it has a historical touch to it by the way like it's literally historical fiction like you have to watch it okay okay thank you you've given me a lot of homework yeah i mean you've watched fixer upper before right yes and also I like their stuff on Magnolia I watch I've got to get on the Magnolia channel her cooking show no not that home shows don't really do it for me really yeah I don't watch any HGTV but um like I like her cooking show on Magnolia Network I watched all the episodes that were out when like I was watching them I went through a phase where I watched every single fixer-upper it was all on Netflix like one summer I just watched every single one and I'm obsessed

and then like I just HGTV really was born out of necessity for me because me and Ben went on vacation in Aruba and the TV was like not working and there was nothing on except HGTV and I never watched it before Chip and Joe were on and my life was forever changed that's beautiful yeah are you ready for our next story sure Dancing with the Stars season 30 premiered last night and they finally revealed which pros the celebs are paired with and I know you guys were on the edge of your seats wondering who was going to be paired with who don't be condescending like some people were like no by the way people who are obsessed with Dancing with the Stars like go on the tour and are obsessed not even with the stars but with the pros like they couldn't wait like this was like a huge this is like finding out who the next bachelor is for people okay i'm dead serious like what does it mean like they're just some fan favorites like

val klimakowski and there's also like some people who are always like thrown into like okay are they dating and then there's also people who just take one for the team every single time like i feel like cheryl is that her name uh we'll go through okay but jojo siwa made history with the same sex dancing partner jenna johnson chermkovsky very cute very cute very exciting amanda klutz and alan burston oh alan burston was the one who danced with h and won. Okay. I found him on I only watched. It seems like he keeps getting the professional dancers. I found him to be so annoying like and I felt like Hannah found him to be so annoying too. He's just like always like

glomming onto her like and just like. But I feel like they also had to like pretend like are they aren't they? Yeah. Because it's good for ratings. I don't, I actually don't particularly like him. Like, he just has a face I don't like. Nothing against him. Just his face. Just his face. Suni Lee and Sasha Farber. I don't know who that is.

Mel C and Gleb Savchenko. Who dated Lisa Vanderpump. He dated her? That's like, there was a rumor that she dated Lisa Vanderpump. But also, there was a rumor that he actually was one of Erika Jayne's mist or misters. He was Erika's partner that I remember about him. Melora Harden and Artem, Nikki's husband. Okay I heard Melora Harden like killed it. I watched a few of the performances. Yeah we want to get your thoughts. It's just one of those shows like it's an ABC thing like they have to waste as much of your time as you can. Especially in the first episode like

they're gonna let you everyone they're to let you know what these stars have been up to since the day they were born. It's so annoying. Like it's just one of those shows that has no respect for your time. And whoever is ahead of time management at ABC, like fired. Kenya Moore and Brandon Armstrong. I don't know who Brandon is. Me neither.

Christine Chu and Pasha Pashkov. No. Brian Austin Green and Sharna Burgess. Oh, that's cute. Oh, I didn't put this together that this would be happening. Oh, I'm going to watch your performance because I would like to see the chemistry. That's actually really cute. Okay, that makes him being on the show much cuter.

This is cute. If they were to win, like, which they won't. They won't. But I didn't watch, so who am I to say? Maybe he's super talented. Okay. Something not losery from Brian Austin Green. Shocking.

Cody Rigsby and Cheryl Burke. So she did not take one for the team. That's who I was saying. Cheryl is, by the way. This could be a winning duo. I actually think, I've done a lot of thinking about this, and I think that the top two are going to be Cody Rigsby and Jojo Siwa. That's just my thought.

You think? Okay. Because they're both really good dancers and have huge platforms. Okay. And they're not riddled by scandal at all. Like they are perfect, like brand safe people. Okay. I'm going to go through the list and then I'll give you my prediction.

Matt James and Lindsay Arnold. Okay. So I watched their performance and i have to say matt james was excellent there are so many guys especially really tall guys like former athletes who have no rhythm like it's so painful to watch and it's just a matter of days before they get sent home matt was excellent i have to say it's so much easier for a boy to be good because in, like, these traditional... Because the women carry the dance. In these traditional dances, like, the man just, like, stands there and, like... Twirls while she does the twirling. Right, and so if your partner's a girl, it's actually much easier to, like, show her off. But he was very good.

It's easier to make the dance look good, but I think it's harder to stand out. Yes, that's true. He was very good. Like, I was super surprised. Okay, cool. I feel like even if he's really good I don't think we're gonna have another bachelor winner me neither and they're back to the power of bachelor nation is not behind Matt James because they like hold him and Rachel Kirkconnell responsible for

Chris Harrison and they like justice for Chris Harrison and they like don't like Matt and Rachel oh so I don't think they're gonna I don't think he's gonna make it very far for that reason alone like most bachelor people make it like a couple weeks in just like even if they're not that great they're all both on abc the people who watch the bachelor watch dancing with the stars it's like you know the next channel the next night but like the bachelor nation that like got caitlin and got hannah to win they do i do i just think i do not think they stand behind matching you don't think the energy is there no okay the Okay. The Miz and Whitney Carson. She's one of my favorite pros.

Me too. And Wiz, what's his name? Miz. Miz. Like, I just personally, it's like one of those things I cannot. You can't? No, I can't. Okay.

I can't. Okay. Well, you know. And I won't. Hopefully for Whitney, they do pretty good. I love Whitney too. Olivia Jade and Val Chermkovski. So he like the most popular most famous most followed so like this was a very good pairing for Olivia Jade and I did watch her and she was excellent like her footwork was there

she like looked a little unsure of herself but it's the first week I'm telling you in three weeks like she's gonna be the best dancer like she was so good I was shocked wow like and she's like she was hesitant at times but like she could do every single move so like once she gets more comfortable like being on tv and with her dancing like I'm telling you she was really good oh that's exciting yeah and she's making me like want to watch but I can't sit down and watch literally what you have to do is like every Tuesday morning before the show is like just watch the performances on YouTube. There's no need to watch the other 55, no, sorry, an hour and 55 minutes because the packages, the scoring, everything is so fucking drawn out.

Yeah. And honestly, I have no respect for the people who give scores because they're so inconsistent and they choose favorites and there's no real structure to the scores. Yeah. Okay. Next we have Jimmy Allen and Emma Slater that's cute is Jimmy Allen single I don't know that's a cute couple I wonder out of everyone here like which couple is comprised of two single people you know Val Konorkowski is not

right he's yeah I don't think so but I think olivia jade is single uh i don't think so i think she is oh you think i think like recently i don't know where i know that from but i think she is okay um i don't know is melora harden married because i kind of like i'm living for this moment for her she's with artem who's married to nikki right right yeah so they have to be both single but i do feel like dancing with the stars would pair the two single people like who are age appropriate yeah who's partners with Alan um let me go back to the sorry no no because I do believe Alan's single Amanda Kloots oh that no she could do better okay um yeah so it's one of those shows like I'm very interested in but like cannot watch but I do watch on YouTube

yeah and like I like knowing like what happens. Of course. Sometimes like people share a personal story that's like you know. Touching. Touching. So we'll see. Iman Shumpert and Daniela Kargak. I don't know who that Daniela girl is.

Who she is. Oh she looks familiar. Mm-hmm. Then Martin Cove and Britt Stewart. Don't know who either of those people are. Same. He'll be the first one to go home. That's the cast. Very exciting. It either of those people are. Same. He'll be the first one to go home. That's the cast.

Very exciting. It's a really good cast. So I don't really, like, with Dancing with the Stars, I'm very, like, anxious and excited to hear about the people who get cast. I don't really care about the partners because I'm not involved in, like, the Dancing with the Stars universe but so many people are and, like, it means the world to them. Like, who gets paired? And they

think it, like, means a lot. But I'm putting my money out there. Like, Cody Rigsby and JoJo Siwa are making it extremely far and I think one of them is going to win what about Amanda Kloots I don't think you don't think she has like the the platform in the sense that like she's really famous and she's on the talk and like everyone knows who she is I don't think she has like hordes of teenagers you know waiting up all night and voting 10 times okay that's just my opinion but I do think she'll make it far okay what about you I don't know I whatever I guess is going to be wrong so I would say Cody Rigsby I would agree with that one yeah JoJo Siya what's her gonna dance good did you see it yeah she and she's an Abby Lee dance girl like she's a good dancer right right

right right I feel like everyone here is a good dancer everyone has some dancing background and there's also gonna be have to be someone who's like not what you like not the typical like who's like sort of like a uh an underdog it's gonna be Melora Harden I think which by the way if she wins like I'm 1000% here for that like we stan Melora Harden Jacqueline from the bold type the bold type what's her last name jacklyn i don't know carlisle yeah that sounds right i don't know okay are you ready for our next story which is a little game that a little trivia not trivia like well i'll just explain it people's sexiest man alive is open for voting. And I... It's about time.

I'm going to... So we're voting in all the, like, cringy categories. Best feet. There's 20 of them. That is insane. We'll get through as many as we can. Okay. Because I want to know.

And we'll place our votes. Do they have nominees? Or we just nominate people? They have not... Okay. They have nominees. Sorry. Oh, this is fun.

Yeah. Who is the sexiest TV star? We have Paul Wellesley from Vampire Di Sorry. Oh, this is fun. Yeah. Who is the sexiest TV star? We have Paul Wellesley from Vampire Diaries. Oh, that's... Is that show still on? It's not. And I thought you were talking about Paul Mezcal from Normal People, and he wins. Right.

So why is he nominated? Is this article from 2013? Or is it fresh? It was fresh. It was in the trending this morning. That's so weird. Okay. Okay.

Jensen Ackles, The Boys. I don't know him. Kikoa Kikumonu from the White Lotus. He played Oh, the jewel thief? The jewel thief.

Okay. So far he has my vote. Me too. Jared Padalecki from Walker and Shamar Moore from Criminal Minds. Oh,

flip it around. I think, I just want to make sure. Shamar Moore, 100%. Really? Jackie, have you ever seen Criminal Minds?

Baby girl? You know what? I'm airdropping you this link so you can place your own votes and I can place my votes. Shamar Moore is so hot. And by the way, have you ever seen him on Watch Happens Live? I've never seen Criminal Minds. Have you ever seen him on Watch Happens Live with Phaedra Parks? And like literally shipping so hard. It was the cutest episode.

Shamar Moore. And by the way, he is the voice behind that TikTok sound. I'm sorry. I'm just in a silly, goofy mood. That's really funny. Okayabar and Boar. And by the way, he is the voice behind that TikTok sound. I'm sorry. I'm just in a silly, goofy mood. That's really funny. Okay, so you'll vote. Shabar and Boar. For who you want.

I voted for Kikoa. Okay, who are the sexiest song of the summer? Silk Sonic, Leave the Door Open, Justin Bieber, Peaches, Call Me By Your Name, Lil Nas X, BTS, Butter, and Raul Alejandro, Todo De Ti. It's going to be Justin Bieber for me. Or Leave the Door Open. Okay, so you could vote for Justin Bieber and I'll vote for Silk Sonic, Leave the Door Open.

Yeah, because it's more about the song and not the person, right? Like, which song did I like better? I liked Peaches. They said who. Oh. No, who had the sexiest song? Not which sexy person had a song. It's about the song and I'm going Peaches.

Okay. I just can't vote for Peaches. I don't even need to swipe through this next one. The sexiest summer Olympian. Caleb Dressel. Caleb Dressel. But also Tom Daley, Bobby Fink, Noah Lyles, and Nyjah Hoston are nominated. But no.

Sexiest first time dad. I'm crying. Colin Jost. Derek Blasberg. Colin Jost, Joshua Jackson, Henry Golding, Derek Blasberg, Jason Derulo. Okay, I just want to say, I'm really happy for Derek Blasberg for getting nominated. And I just know, like, this means a lot to him, you know? Yeah, but you're voting for Colin Jost, obviously.

Of course. Yeah. So hot. I'm voting for Jason Derulo. I was thinking about also voting for Joshua Jackson, because I think he's so hot. Yeah, I agree, but... But I stand by my decision. I stand by my decision, too.

Who's the sexiest Marvel hottie? And we don't really fuck with Marvel. No, so we'll have to know them from something else. Daniel Kaluuya, Black Panther, Tom Holland,

Spider-Man, Chris Evans, Avengers. Good thing they have pictures otherwise we'd be so... Which Chris is which? Yeah. Simu Liu,

Shang-Chi, and Sebastian Stan, the Falcon and Winter Soldier. Hmm. think they have pictures otherwise we'd be which chris is which yeah um simu lu shang chi and sebastian stan the falcon and winter soldier hmm i just feel like i don't want to vote here like i don't really know i feel like it's not fair for me to vote i agree i agree sexiest newlywed not justin hartley derrick fisher blake shelton alexander ludwig or gz it's gonna be like shelton for me me too remember when he got nominated? No, he was Sexiest Man Alive, and it was like the biggest controversy in our country to date. Literally here today. Those were the days.

It was bigger than Megxit. Who is the sexiest newly single guy? Simon Baker, Tyler Cameron, Blair Underwood, A-Rod, Bill Gates. Okay, I'm sorry. Bill Gates, like... They're trolling us. People's got jokes. Yeah, like this is not... Okay, Simon Baker is also the man from

Devil Wears Prada who I think is Billy Bush. Right. So it's between Tyler Cameron and Blair Underwood. It's obviously Tyler Cameron because... Because he's a friend of the Toast. Because he's a friend of ours. And he's Theo's best friend. And Theo would actually like literally knock me out if I couldn't.

Oh my God. I am triggered by the next one. The next question. Who is the sexiest real estate king? Drew Scott, Chip Gaines, Tarek El Moussa, Jonathan Scott, Jason Oppenheim. You guys. Chip Gaines. Chip Gaines.

There's only one choice. I'm offended by every other gains there's only one I'm Offended by every other only one choice Oh and this next one is the easiest Question I've ever had to answer sexiest TV chef ludicrous Gordon Ramsay Guy Fieri Eddie Jackson Antony from Queer Eye Guy Fieri so fucking sexy he should be On the cover who took the sexiest

Vaccine selfie this is so stupid everyone's wearing a mask oh my god sorry I changed my mind it's I'm voting for Maluma because he's not wearing a mask oh yeah and he understood the assignment because honestly everyone looks ugly in their masks if I'm being honest but oh here's who's nominated Hugh Jackman Aaron Paul The Rock Prince William and Maluma honestly like all oh all, oh, I accidentally voted for The Rock. I'm voting for Maluma. I have to say this next one is insane. Who's the sexiest housewife's husband? Harry Hamlin, Todd Tucker, who's married to Candy Burris,

Juan Dixon, married to Robin, Bill Aiden. Oh, that's a good one. Or Mauricio Umansky. Mauricio always gets it. I'm voting for Bill Aiden. But the thing is, I'm voting for Bill Aiden but the thing is I'm voting for Bill Aiden like when we recap all these shows we're always remarking on how Bill is just you're right wonderful husband but when I think like if I had to steal the husband of any housewife I tend to mostly because

he's like one of the few Jewish ones but like it's always Mauricio like successful real estate agent like supportive husband knows lots of celebrities. Jewish. I don't know. Harry Hamlin's really growing on me this season with all of his like farm to table cooking. But I voted for Bill Aiden. Oh this is a good one. Who's the sexiest teen soap dreamboat?

Jacob Elordi. Cole Sprouse. Darren Barnett. Michael Evans Belling. Or Evan Mock from Gossip Girl. I honestly don't know these many. but it's obviously Jacob Elordi. Agreed. Oh, I'm sorry.

No, I totally take it back. Darren Barnett. I didn't recognize him at first. Paxton Hall Yoshida from Never Have I Ever. I know you don't watch the show. I told you you would love it. He's so cute. Paxton Hall Yoshida gets my vote.

Okay, next one. This is so fun. Who's the sexiest Peloton instructor? Dennis, Alex, Ben, Cody, or Matt? Obviously gotta go Cody because I've never taken the other people's classes. I don't really know these people. Oh no Alex. And I'm just going by looks and it's gonna be like Dennis or Alex for me because I don't know these people. He's an amazing instructor. Fabulous. Who has the sexiest accent? Cristo Fernandez. Okay I don't know any of

these people. Claudia you know Ant Anstead. And I'm skipping this question. I refuse. Okay, you don't want to participate. Oh, who's the sexiest internet boyfriend?

Now I feel like we're getting to the dumb questions. Okay, but this is a good category. Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles, Winston Duke, Keanu Reeves,

Pete Davidson. Those are the internet's boyfriends. Pete Davidson. Really? More than Harry Styles for you? Yeah.

Huh. I'm gonna... Because also Pete Davidson. Really? More than Harry Styles for you? Yeah. Huh. I'm going to. Because also, I don't really feel like Harry Styles is the Internet's boyfriend. Honestly, it's Noah Centineo, who's nominated in the next category. That's so true. And it's also Reggie Jean Page. Yeah. Who has the sexiest eyes?

Oh, no. Sorry. Smile. I skipped one. Sexiest smile. Dev Patel, Michael B. Jordan, Omar Sy, Randall Park, Noah Centineo. I'm voting for Michael B. Jordan. He actually has a great smile.

He does have a great smile. And he's the hottest one in this category. I am voting for Michael B. Jordan. Sexiest eyes. Oscar Isaac, Hasan Minhaj, Paul Mezcal voted. Chris Hemsworth or Patrick Dempsey. I feel like I'm taking a teen bop quiz. What does your crush think of you? This is so stupid. I told you a teen bop quiz. Like, what does your crush

think of you? Like, this is so stupid. I told you this is a stupid story. Oh, wait, sorry. Here's a good one. Sexiest TikToker.

Noah Beck, William White, Santaya, Frankie Jonas, oh, Bretman Rock. But I'm going with Noah Beck. Noah Beck.

We all saw the D'Amelio show. Because he is beautiful on the inside and out. Who had the sexiest silver thirst trap? Peter. Oh, it's done. I'm sorry.

Peter. It's done. Jeff sorry Peter's telling me on it Jeff Goldblum Mark Wahlberg Chris Maloney Mark Consuelos John Samos it's Chris Maloney but but Dr. um Carlisle Carlisle Cullen isn't on this and he posted some sexy silver agreed and he should have won but I'm submitting my vote for Chris Maloney and I'm submitted. Oh, I have to enter my email. Oh my God. I want my vote to matter. Yeah. Okay. Done.

Did I do it? Yeah. Okay. That was fun. Hopefully we'll get to see some results soon. And I would like to see my, you know, our votes make a difference. Fabulous. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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Sounds so much better with the ponytail. I know, but it's hard to control it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The triangle goes fine. One of our, literally one of my life's big. Okay. So I have a list of life's regrets. Not getting into the cop car. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The triangle goes fine. One of our, literally one of my life's big, okay, so I have a list of life's regrets.

Not getting into the cop car. Okay. What was the other one that you reminded me of? I need, these lists that we make, we need to start a clipboard, like keeping them.

We do. Stories I always repeat, like. That's my favorite category. Me too, but what are my biggest regrets? I said, whatever.

I don't even know where I was going with the thought it's a triangle is throwing away those little we thought they didn't matter so when we opened our triangles from amazon we like threw away all the other shit in the box but like there was actually something really important in there and it was a piece of technology in which to hold your triangle and we fucked it up and we fucked up one of my biggest regrets added to the list okay our fifth and final story speaking of a piece of technology, some exciting news for Kindle users. Amazon unveils three new Kindles with bigger screens and longer battery life, even though the battery life lasts like six months. I don't like a bigger screen. Like the Kindle's perfect. The Kindle is really perfect for my hand size, but I do wonder if

there's like a better Kindle out there. I mean mean the one that we're using is like a really old version yeah we so we use the paperwhite e-reader but they announced three new versions of the paperwhite e-reader so that's what we like it's the paperwhite paperwhite kids edition and paperwhite signature edition all models get a new processor a larger 6.8 inch screen so it's like less stuff on the sides you know but maybe it's the same no I'm so happy with my 10 weeks of battery life oh my god that's crazy warm light support a new USB charging 10 weeks but it looks huge it looks like an iPad does it come in multiple sizes can I get the kids one I don't know yeah I wish there was an Amazon store where I could try them out. There is.

But do they sell Kindles at the Amazon bookstores? There's one in Union Square. There's one in Columbus Circle. I signed a couple books there back when I was in New York Times bestselling author. So, yeah. I would like to. I do believe you can go in. And I don't know if they carry the Kindles.

But you should just call and ask. I know. For me, it's just like if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But, you know, I always want the best and the brightest. I know. For me, it's just like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But, you know, I always want the best and the brightest. I know. Me too. But I'm like, so. This is the new paperweight.

It looks like ours, but they're saying it's better. But it looks huge too. Or is that just the picture? No. That's just the picture. Okay. Yeah. Interesting.

So if you were like on the fence about getting a Kindle, I was just convincing someone to get a Kindle the other day. When's. Oh, we were. We were talking at Kristen's bridal shower. Yeah, and I think I made the sale, but she should wait for the new ones.

When is Prime Day? Just passed in July. Oh, fuck. All right, well, there's always next year. Mm-hmm. All right, those were the past five stories.

It feels, though, you moderately needed to know them, but I had fun while doing it, so that's truly all that matters. It is all that matters. And now it's time for

Dear Toasters, because there was no TV on last night that we're going to recap, correct? Nope. All right, Dear Toasters, our advice segment. We do it it every week and if you ever want to write in the email is deartoasters at gmail.com we will always keep you anonymous you can change people's names certain facts to keep those people safe first up dear jackie and claudia oh sorry claudia and jackie oh i'm not i'm not you're not helping

so last year during the pandemic my husband and I decided that we would move ourselves and our three kids to a slightly bigger house with more amenities. How fabulous. So we bought a home in a beautiful country club community in Florida in September of last year. So we just moved in and met a few of our neighbors at a block party earlier this year. A few weeks ago, one of the neighbors said something to my husband in passing about a barbecue for Labor Day.

And my husband says, sounds good. We'll be there. Sounds like the beginning of a Leanne Moriarty book. Or like a Lifetime movie like it was a barbecue but the only thing being grilled were the children you know. Well then our neighbor messages me on Facebook a few days later and sends me the invite and the party's actually on the Sunday before Labor Day when my son and my husband were flying back in from going to the Georgia game in North Carolina. So I knew my husband wasn't going to want to go, but I messaged the neighbor and said, OK, we'll try and make it. The day comes and I feel like laying around in my pool reading and drinking and not socializing.

So I decided we're not going to go, but I didn't message them. The next day, I get a Facebook message from my neighbor kind of scolding me for not coming to the barbecue that they invited the entire neighborhood to, basically saying that they made all this food and did all this planning and that we didn't show up I apologize then he kept laying it on saying how his wife made it nice etc dude it's a barbecue I didn't miss your wedding like let it go should I say something or just ignore it and make nice the next time we see them also they live like catty corner to my house so we see them often I don't know what that means signed an annoyed toaster I just want to say I am on your side but rcping to an event and then not going like is rude and without like not saying like hey we can't make it because people do prepare for a certain amount of people and as someone who throws events

quite often like saying you're coming and they're not coming is rude yeah and I mean personally I wouldn't follow up and like let someone know I was offended and assuming the party was fun I probably wouldn't have noticed the people who weren't there but that's just like never follow that's just on seeing the glass half full no and that's on like having some integrity but like this is a small community you're new you don't want enemies across the street catty corner so I would maybe like just send a little something just like something that's because you don't need to do that but it would just make her feel you know special and maybe smooth things over you don't want issues no and the more true crime documentaries i watched the more i realized like you need your neighbors on your side like

that was my biggest takeaway from the chris watts documentary like that neighbor uncovered the whole thing yeah and the neighbor who was like chris has never spoken so much in his life yeah like neighbors are important in a fire i'm always seeing things on tiktok like neighbors like this person's house was on fire their whole family was asleep inside the neighbor came and like literally busted down the door this old woman was like wake the fuck up you need your neighbors on your side yeah so make nice and don't be too proud it's like a neighbor thing and like you do want to be invited to the next one and I'm sorry you were in the wrong you don't want to be the outcast neighbor no not so early on right and like maybe you'll make friends in other neighborhoods but you want to be on good

terms with the neighborhood like neighbors look out for each other and I think you should make it right send a nice candle or something yeah I like Voluspa that's my favorite brand of candle they have really nice ones in different sizes I like um what's it called nest thank you she likes the grapefruit flavor I like moocara from Veluspa. I mean, if I'm just like, you know. I can't pronounce the brand. It's like, I think it's Veluspa. Veluspa. Veluspa.

If I'm not paying for a candle, I love the one that starts with an F. Fornasetti. Oh, I don't know that one. And people also like Diptyque. And the best selling flavor is Base. B-A-I-E-S. Yes, but Diptyque is $1 best-selling flavor is base b-a-i-e-s yes but but it's really expensive one thousand dollars really expensive and then you get like a tiny candle yeah anyways some just enjoy candles always such a nice thing to send by the way little life hack one time years ago

somebody got me a diptyque linen spray so it's the fragrance of the best-selling candle but it's like a huge bottle of you're supposed to spray it on your linens but like when I have company I spray it all through my house and in the hallway so like my house smells nice and it's lasted me for years it's like so much better than a candle and it's really fragrant that's a good hack for yourself oh yeah I'm just sharing but not for a gift no no I'm just sharing that's nice thanks I also my favorite nest flavor is ocean spray and sea salt not mine grapefruit cool next up dearasters, one of my college best friends is getting married this winter. We're super close throughout college. We had all the same friends, were on the same sports team, were roommates one year, hung

out in the summers, et cetera. Senior year, things got a little weird when she started dating a creepy, overly religious older guy who kind of drove a wedge between us. After college, I moved to Arizona and she moved back to our Midwest home state. We stayed in touch. We are definitely less close and just busy with our own lives. She invited me to her bachelorette and I went, assuming I wasn't in the bridal party since she hadn't said anything, thinking maybe it was just going to be like a small party or she was going to have her sisters stand up with her, etc. I only found out mid-bachelorette weekend that

she's having seven girls, including two girls from college who I barely remember her even speaking to. My feelings are hurt and I'm a bit confused. Do I say something or ask why I wasn't included? Do I even go to the wedding? Other people close to the situation have commented on how weird it is that they think I'm not in it as well. To add insult to injury, she didn't give me a plus one because I'm not engaged or married, even though I've been dating my boyfriend for two years. And I'd be traveling to the wedding.

Love the show. You guys kill me. Please advise. This is tough because tough because like I don't know because you're not gonna like what we have to say I know because like it's her wedding and it's just like not about you and like if I would thought I was close to someone and they didn't make me a bridesmaid when like I really thought I would have been then that's the message received like okay we're not as close as I thought I am like I'll just come to your wedding as a guest but also like you said yourself that you guys like aren't that close like you drifted away starting senior year and now you don't even live near each other and you said like you went on the bachelorette

party assuming you're not a bridesmaid the only thing that's now bothering you is that there are other people who she wasn't close with in college who are in the bachelorette party but you don't know that they might be keeping in touch yeah I would just say message received yeah and when you're not in the bridal party and like most people institute a no ring no bring policy like no ring no bring I did yeah you have to and it's hard it's really hard but you have to like be consistent about it you can't say this person oh they're two years this person is a year and a half right but they seem closer than and they're having trouble like and at this point you're not in the bridal party you're just a guest like you're just following guest rules like

it probably sucks and but maybe you're also just a guest you're not in the bridal party you don't have to go right apparently you have to travel like she said mess she sent you a message you've received it you don't have to go you know where you stand you don't have to go that's the silver lining for you but is this like if you don't go then like you're officially taking your friendship like down like two notches so or do you want to do that but yeah I I don't think the whole boyfriend thing is a big deal even though it sucks a lot of especially in COVID like we have so many like capacity you know time limits yeah no ring no bring is a rule that is tough but I did have it at my wedding and I stand by it like a hundred percent there for a reason yeah I'm sorry you just need some sort of standard to apply to everybody's relationship or else it's just like a free for all some instances it definitely is harsh you know some people have

been together for so long and yeah whatever but you know no that's also the crazy thing like in movies when it's like I have a wedding would you be my plus one it's like how free willie is the bride like I always like think that like oh I went as a date with someone to a wedding. Would you be my plus one? It's like, how free willy is the bride? Like, I always like think that like, oh, I went as a date with someone to a wedding. What? Yeah. No, like, or I met my date for the wedding, like on Tinder. Like I'm. It's like, who was this a 600 person wedding? No, I totally agree. I always think that's so weird. So weird. And especially if you're a bridesmaid, sometimes all the bridal party gets plus ones, even if they're not in a relationship. But then it's like, if you're a bridesmaid, you're busy the whole time. You't deal with your third date tinder date yeah totally i agree that's a plot hole totally all right next one is the final one and it's a little long

hi claude and jack first of all everyone just wants to disrespect me today no they said congrats on the baby news jackie i'm so excited for you and the family sending you best wishes for an easy pregnancy. Thank you so dearly. Okay. I've been married for almost two years

to my PJM husband that I've been with for 12 years since high school. Before we got married, we talked about changing my name to his and initially, I wanted to hyphenate my name.

For some background, I have two sisters and we're all really close to my dad and we're a close-knit family in general. So needless to say, I'm proud of my last name and it means a lot to me. After talking to my then

fiance I could tell that he really wanted me to fully take on his last name and drop mine. I'm a bit of a people pleaser so I did just that and I moved my last name and added it to my middle name. Ever since I did that I've always felt weird about my new last name. When I see packages or go to the doctor and have to say my new last name it just feels like a part of me is missing. It also doesn't help that my dad and my family gave me a hard time for completely dropping my last name. I've recently looked into what I could do to change my name yet again so I can add back my last name and hyphenate it.

And basically, I'd have to file a petition with the court, get it approved, and then update all my shit, like a driver's license, social security, passport. I talked to my husband about it, to be honest, about how I was feeling and he obviously was not thrilled. He said he ultimately wants me to do whatever is going to make me feel like me, but that he's also bummed because he thought I had taken his name and was proud of it. My question is, what the hell should I do? If I could go back in time at 100% hyphenate my name, if there's any way I can change it now, should I? Should my thoughts, should my husband's thoughts about it upset me would love to know your thoughts a confused toaster I'm confused no I'm not confused

I I don't know what to tell you honestly because it's clearly very personal decision and like I did not change my name and I feel weirdly about it because in so many ways like I'm very traditional but with the whole last name thing I'm just like not into it at all like so much paperwork and I am who I am and like we're all girls like we have on our dad's side like we have boy cousins and we have a half brother but I don't know I just feel like it's my responsibility to carry on the Australian name like I'm in no rush I think where it becomes and I think where most people get comfortable with their married name is when they have kids. Yes.

Because then you're like, we are the Kleinbergs or whatever, you know? Yes. No, I agree. I haven't made moves on changing my name, but my plan was always, you know, move my last name to my middle name, take my husband's last name,

and I will do that eventually. I'm just lazy. But I understand how you might be feeling I don't know that like doing a hyphen like why can't you just why do you have to do it legally why can't you just have everyone call you your middle and last name like yeah that's true because there's two things going on here legally changing your name and socially changing your name are two very different things like if it's your Facebook name and your Instagram name and you know, like the name you've signed on forms,

like that's pretty good. Yeah. Like for a while I was going around like Claudia Ashery software, but like, I don't know. I have, I'm struggling with the same thing. I don't feel like I can give advice here.

Cause like I'm struggling with the same thing too, but also because like art, like Jackie O that's like my, it's a branding thing too like when when I've literally worked for the last 10 years like get people to know my name I'm not about to just change it like yeah but I actually have so much respect for influencers who change it like pretty immediately well sometimes and then and then you really do everyone comes around sometimes it is best for your brand like Lauren Lane Lauren Bushnell was fabulous too but Lauren Lane is like meant to

be an influencer but like I was following um Ariel what was not money when she got married and she went charnis immediately and it took I was like this is so weird and now I couldn't even remember almost her last name no like Rach Parcell like she her and her sister her scala her sisters are in Parcell oh my god that's so true I always think of them as the Parcell family but they're not no they're not so it's actually like I feel like either like my friend Anna changed her name right after like immediately Facebook legally and now to me she's on AmSlam like I don't think anything of it yeah but I feel like if you teeter like I don't know what should I do like then it makes it harder yeah so like I just gotta rip the band-aid off or not if you

don't want to do it yeah but I don't feel like we have to do it anymore like it's the 21st century like I'm not you don't have to do anything but like you know clearly your husband feels some type of way about it and I don't know just I wouldn't go through the process of changing it again because that's just a lot of work I know I just feel like legally like it doesn't matter what your name is like Lil Nas's name is Montero like nobody knows that if they like do the hyphen then I guess the kids will have that name the hyphen name got it got it got it got it but the hyphen doesn't make me feel any better about anything and also like this is what I'm really struggling with like kids who had hyphen in names in school like we're weird I'm

sorry like why do you have three names like it is weird I'm sorry and I know mean. And now as an adult, I understand exactly why the parents did what they did. 100%. But that doesn't mean that their life as children is going to be easy. It's an identity crisis. Yeah, no. I totally get it now. But as a kid, I'm like, ha-ha, you have three names. That was just what it was.

Hyphenated kids. We're weird. I'm sorry. I don't make the rules. It still doesn't make your name go more than another 20 years like you still won't pass down your name it's just okay we have 20 30 years till it expires yeah till that kid gets married yeah it's not like the wife is taking the hyphen right right so the next grandkids take the hyphen I feel like the name of it like the naming industry it's a problem I think a lot of

modern women are facing I think about it all the time yeah because like I want to be the software family like when we have kids but like I'm Claudia Oshry and I'm sorry that's not changing I know I'm glad I feel you and does that make me like a bad wife like because I love being Claudia Oshry like she's the best her google search results may not be great but she's a really good person she has a good heart she does and like I don't know I just want to be her I I'm sorry. I don't think Claudia Safar has those things. I don't know. I just don't know her. I don't want to say anything negative about Claudia Safar.

I'm sure she's a great person, too. I just personally feel so attached to Claudia Asher. Like, I don't think I'll honestly, if I'm being honest, like, ever change it. Okay. So, I can't give advice here. I'm just commiserating with you, girlfriend. I feel you. I'm, like, I really can't give advice here. I'm just commiserating with you, girlfriend. I feel you. I'm, like, I really can't give advice.

I'm in no position to give advice either because I'm still in, like, this limbo. Right. No. And it's, like, you're, I think you're in a limbo. If you don't change your name immediately after you get married, you're in this limbo until you have kids. But, like, people who change their Instagrams, like, the day after they get married, like, I'm, like.

That's, it's smart. I'm sorry, like, for brand building. It's smart. Like, you already start to associate the name even when I'm watching a tv show and like someone gets married and you know they like by the way you should watch a place to call home when you finish Downton it will I started it I didn't think it was that great but now it's so fucking good okay anyways she was like Sarah Nordman Sarah Bly and I was just you know it sticks it doesn't take that long before it sticks yeah okay um well our episode is not over but that was your toasters again if you ever want to write in it's

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Thank you so much. Or as Taylor Swift says, welcome to New York, welcome to New York. Honestly, incredible. You guys are so LA. Are we? I cannot picture you in New York. Wait, in what sense? Well, just that you live there.

I'm like, trouble. Just that you live there. You're always like, you know, there. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I get it. Not like your vibe at all. I was like, I haven't gotten fake boobs yet. No, but I just associate you guys with LA. But neither of you are actually from there. No, no. Full transplants. Is anyone actually from LA? I don't know. I hate LA. I don't know how you guys live there. Like, it's like kind of the vibe. Is it? Yeah. Do you meet your fiance you guys live there. It's like kind of the vibe for me. Is it? Yeah. Did you meet your fiance in LA? Yeah.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, it's crazy though because his parents actually grew up in the town next to me. In Massachusetts? Yeah, we were like rival towns. That's crazy. So Friday Night Lights, East Dillon, West Dillon. I know, but then when he was like 10 months old, they moved him to Park City. So he grew up in Utah. So you are from Massachusetts and you are from Nebraska. I'm from Nebraska. Yes. My little corn husker. Everything. Do you

eat a lot of corn? Honestly, not really. Corn is so good. I know. Yeah. I mean like it's fine if it's around, but I'm not like requesting corn. You're not? I am. I think corn is like the best. It honestly is. It's so good. It's really good in LA too. They have like street corn. That's why I moved there. Oh, you know, I'm more of like a very basic on the cob girl like grilled little butter salt like I don't like people are making like a whole meal out of corn when it's really a side dish yeah elote is really yummy canned corn is also like a little sweet I agree so good yeah really delish okay so can you guys tell me I mean I know so much about you guys because like I watch your vlogs and I listen to your podcast but you guys have like been in the game for a while.

How old are you guys? 30. Okay. I'm 27. It's fine. Like we're so old. Like just kill us. But how did you guys get, how did you guys meet each other?

We met because of Vine. So when Vine was around back in our day. Vine girlies. Yeah. We are Viners. Oh my God. I was obsessed with Vine. Oh my God. I was obsessed with Vine. Oh my God.

It was the best. It was the best. Do you think it's better than TikTok? No. I think TikTok is so much better. Obviously, my heart will always be with Vine. Of course. But TikTok is so much better.

Hmm. But yeah, we met through Vine. And you guys had group platforms on Vine first. Yeah. Yeah. And then I don't even remember exactly how we met. I think it was because we okay so on Vine even like with TikTok you kind of like form little communities of people we didn't

form like a hype house or anything right on a smaller scale yeah we were just forming friendships and I think that we had mutual friends and then Carly started like watching like we started following each other and I started following her because at the time she had like bright pink hair and looked like Hayley Williams. Oh my God, you do look like Hayley Williams. Thank you so much. That's such a compliment. And honestly, so on brand for you guys.

Like Emo Night, which we need to talk about. We need to talk about. Yes, we do. And she would like make like cute little like paramour vines. I was like, oh, I like this girl. You did? I'm sure I saw them. I'm like, you don't understand.

I was obsessed with mine and I'm obsessed with tiktok too oh yeah do you guys talk like you're you're always coming up on my for you pages she's like a talker a talker oh oh yes i was like i can talk sometimes i'm kind of nervous right now yeah i love making tiktoks it's literally like the greatest i don't really like making them i like watching them yeah same because none of mine get in good engagement like everyone thinks I'm annoying on TikTok I can't get out of like I just can't find success it's hard I mean it's weird because sometimes something you don't even care about will blow up on the for you page you spent no time on no yeah well I think the one sometimes you come up on my for you page but the one that made me really lol was the Reba one you did with Theo yeah that would that actually wasn't to do very well for me yeah if you just knew like how much i thought about tiktok like every second

of every day and like for only me like 120 000 followers isn't nothing but it's not a lot and like for that to be my legacy on this earth like that's so upsetting it is like it's nothing are you someone who watches it for like hours before bed? Hours. It's bad. I look up. It's noon. I open my eyes. It's midnight. Like, it's crazy.

Like, the time just flies. I know. I have to set aside time to do it. It's a problem. Well, we now, we're like, okay, should we lay on the couch and watch another show or should we get in bed and watch TikTok? By the way, that's a really, really good point. Yeah. It's hard for me to watch shows because I want, halfway through, I'm like, I wonder

what's happening on TikTok. It's so bad. Totally. It's so bad. It's bad. So good. Okay. So you were Viners.

You met on Vine. And then like when the day that Vine like ended, which literally happened in like two days, what were you guys thinking? Because was that your full-time jobs at the time? Well, we had kind of stopped posting on the platform before it died because it just kind of shifted and started getting more really bad humor. so bad oh popular page vines do you remember like ponds and oh yeah yeah i do like just kind of like girlfriend yeah totally yeah fake skits yeah we're like this is just like not for too weird now yeah and at that point we had already lived in la

and we had started making youtube videos we did a series called finding and driving where we would like excuse fake interview other vine friends but we played these like narcissists narcissist that like would just like make people do stuff for this I don't really know if we were playing characters yeah so that's kind of how we got into YouTube but so we had already like kind of shifted and then then we were like, oh, well, Vine kind of sucks. Now, I also was still working like a full nine to five job. Oh, you were? Yeah.

Where? I worked for my best friend's dad. I did like accounting stuff. And I was able to keep the job remote when I moved to California. Oh, that's so interesting. So I quit when I was able to like pay rent. So did all the vlog squad members meet pretty much from the Vine days? Yeah.

Yeah. That is so interesting. We'd be out filming with friends and Erin's boss would call and she'd be like, I'm just at the grocery store. I'll be back. Hustling baby. And like how old were you when you officially quit your job and did this full time? 24 I want to say.

Oh wow. Maybe. I don't remember. I was 17. So however old I was then. Got it. So like four years ago. Yeah. I don't remember that long ago. I think it was 2017. Yeah however old i was then got it it's like four years ago yeah i don't have that long ago i think it was 2017 yeah i think so that's crazy i'll tell you you could have told

me 2012 i'd be like sure i quit wearing one of those t-shirts that has like the bathing suit printed oh yeah like you have like the fake body yeah i had like a full-blown panic oh my god it was the worst i was just watching her like good job because it's always so hard like leaving jobs when you're like connected to the people so closely and like when you're taking a risk like i'm sure everyone's like when i graduated college and like didn't get a job everyone was like she's a delinquent i know and like because when you're doing something new like people don't understand it and then you're like the crazy girl like who's taking a risk and everyone in your hometown's talking about you that was like literally fine we'd like have vine

meetups and people were like what the fuck hometown is talking about you. That was like literally Vine. We'd like have Vine meetups and people were like, what the fuck are you talking about? You're meeting people online. Like you're meeting strangers. Oh girl, a hundred percent. And we're like, yeah, it's normal. Honestly, whenever I think about you two, like I cannot believe that you work together and you're not related. Cause like for me and Jackie, like no matter what, like at the end of the day, we're family

and then we have to work things out. We'll never like break up, you know, because we're sisters and we'll make, we'll figure it out in the end. And we don't really get sick of each other because we're sisters and like that's just what like family does so i'm in awe of people who work together successfully and don't break up and don't like want to kill each other yeah yeah it's really interesting i feel like we're just so similar in a way where we're both kind of go with the flow yeah neither one of us is like causing an issue ever it's funny too because we will like Q and a sometimes people are like, what's your biggest fight?

And we're like, I don't know. Do you fight? No. Okay. That's good. Not really. I mean,

we'll like, we both also hate confrontation. Just ignore it. The construction workers are obsessed with us. Like they're constantly trying to get us our attention and we won't give it. We will not give in. I'll wave if they need me to.

Yeah. Show a titty, whatever you got to do. I will. If it comes to that okay yeah okay so back to you guys working together yes it's like i feel like it's pretty easy i handle most of like the business stuff and carly likes doing all the editing and like those kinds of things it's important to delegate like yeah yeah everyone has their responsibilities and just to kind of know your roles yeah and then if like someone's doing like all the work like the other person's like feeling real like this it just gets really bad when the responsibilities are not delegated properly yeah does that happen to you ever um no

in the beginning though like when we first started like we we didn't have good footing like i think that we were all of us like we were either one of us was doing all of it at one time then the other one was doing all of it at one time and now we have like like a clear delineation like what the responsibilities are yeah and like we like wrote it out when we launched a toast after the morning breath was canceled and we were like this is your job this is my job and it's been the same ever since because you just don't want to feel like you're doing more than the other person right you don't want to feel like you're not being valued and so it's important to communicate but it's also so awkward yeah totally there's definitely times where it's like well i don't know i never feel like weird no i don't

either i feel like we just know what we're doing yeah in terms of working no you've got it like down pat too yeah so you do the podcast you do YouTube what do you like better um it's so hard to say because we've been doing YouTube for so long now yeah and I think over the pandemic here's a better question what makes more money um depends it depends we probably I mean we make most of our money with brand deals, I would say, on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. So that's a big part of it. Right now, I like our podcast over YouTube, I think, because it's newer. Because you don't have to put on makeup. What did you say?

Because you don't have to put on makeup. Well, we don't. Well, I don't really wear makeup ever, anyway. But you're so beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, just naturally. Not everyone has perfect freckles and eyebrows. God, Erin. I know.

It's so annoying. It's so annoying. So real. Yeah, just naturally. Not everyone like has perfect freckles and eyebrows. God, Erin. I know, it's so annoying. It's so annoying. Like, stop. I think that's what was like kind of like our strong thing in the beginning of YouTube is people were like, oh, they're not like all done up and like being like, like we were literally just like relatable trash girls. Right, more authentic. Just like emo girls.

Yeah, and it was kind of before the Emma Chamberlains. Yes. Who were just like. Perfect regardless. Or yeah, or just being completely themselves and just being messy and whatever. And I feel like most YouTubers

at the time were very done up and like, here's my beauty routine. Yeah, yeah. Which is fine, but we're just not. It's not it. Yeah.

So I know you are like super into the emo scene. Obviously, we're going to talk about emo night and I know your husband's like a bit big into it. Did you guys connect initially as emo girls?

Like, are you an emo girly at heart? a hundred percent. Yeah, you both share a emo girly at heart like it's crazy wait really yes but do you think it's because you know that about us no i'm telling you like you're just like i can't explain it and i can't put my finger on it but you are emo girlies but like in a good way or like of course okay like an embarrassing way no in like a hayley williams way you real now that you said it, like, I cannot look at you and not see. Oh my God, thank you so much. She's so everything.

Just keep thinking that. Of course. It's funny because I don't feel like I look like her at all. I just feel like my hair did at the time. And now we're both, I don't think she's blonde anymore. No, you really do look alike. Oh my God, thank you. No, it's a compliment.

She's so pretty. Okay. Have you seen Carly with pink hair? No. I'll have to show you after because you'll be like, what? Have you ever dyed your hair a crazy color? Yeah, I did. Well, I went like platinum blonde you did the worst decision of my life um fried my hair and then i went purple oh overtone has like this i don't know if you've ever heard of them she's like oh wow i know purple is brave i know it luckily it wasn't like super

bright so that was good is this your natural hair color yes i don't the last time i toned it was last november is that a rude question to ask i feel like it is like asking someone how old they are no i think i'm the same where like i don't really have a filter and like no out of control yeah out of control you guys like you get it right like i'm not yeah i don't care um okay so we need to talk about emo night because i swear to god it was the best night of my life. And I was like so unwell, like literally tripping around the stage. I was just like so excited, full of adrenaline.

Ben, honestly, like he won't even look at me. Like he thinks he's too good for me because he's like... He's a world famous DJ now. Okay, so just to give people some context, it's your fiance's like event, right? Yes. So he throws, it's called Emo Night LA, but you do it all over. Yeah, he does it all over the country. I want to say it's called emo night la but you do it all over yeah he does it all over the country uh i want to say it's like 20 plus cities now they've also done some festivals overseas like in london and stuff and so the night is just like scheduled full of awesomeness like

you guys did a set ben did a set there was a performer afterwards and it's just like a real celebration of the emo-ness in all of us correct yeah the genre and it's like avril lavigne it's not even like particularly 90s. It's like really all emo music. But they really like keeping it current too. Like at the LA shows, like they have lots of, what is it called?

Like hip hop, like, you know, like Lil Peep, like his, no, I know. Like Machine Gun Kelly. Yes. He really like keeps,

it's like current emo. Yeah. So like they try to keep the genre like going. And I feel like a lot of like elder emos don't really appreciate that because they're like keeps it's like current emo yeah so like they try to keep the genre like going and i feel like a lot of like elder emos don't really appreciate that because they're like that's not emo but well i actually that's a really good point because i think that like the one artist like responsible for ushering emo into the 21st century and they don't get enough credit is five seconds of summer okay are you like heart Heart. I agree. Jet Black Heart. I agree. Cause I've got a jet black heart.

I literally rock out with my cock out. So good. And you know me and Ben They've been to emo night. You're lying. No I swear. You don't understand. I'm obsessed.

They're so emo. They used to go a lot. They're so emo. They're so emo. You'll have to come to LA. I have to. You'll see all the like emos like come out.

Oh my God. Okay. Because me and Ben Me and Ben drove two hours like 10 years ago so emo you'll have to come to LA I have to you'll see all the like emos like come out oh my god okay because me and Ben the like celeb come out me and Ben drove two hours like 10 years ago to go see five seconds of summer and this was like when they they opened for One Direction and they're like yeah they were like really like for teenagers and so me and Ben get to the concert it's like people with their parents like it's me and Ben are the oldest people there and like the tickets were so cheap because it was all kids we were like sitting in the first row it was the best night of our lives they're so talented yeah yeah I agree it's so nice to talk to people who like can appreciate oh yeah did you like One Direction too obsessed okay good because they're like the pop punk version of One Direction

basically well one of like my kind of reasons why I feel like I'm better than everyone else is because when I was in college I went to MetLife Stadium and I saw five seconds of summer open up for One Direction and it was it's pretty iconic there were no words like honestly better than words better better than that was beautiful Erin thank you so much so Eonite was just like I can't really even explain and that's like becoming really popular now I'm seeing all over TikTok these like themed nights out like Taylor Swift night and I think it's so brilliant it's such a good like I can't believe I didn't night and I think it's so brilliant it's such a good like I can't believe I didn't think of it first it's like the best business idea ever I'm like I can't I don't ever want to go out again if it's not emo night a themed night yeah I know

you just have to go to every city I'll be a groupie you can do like a bucket list yes every city but I would say like New York is always so fun it's particularly hard to get artists right now just because like everyone's starting to get back on the road and COVID and all of those things. But they've done some really cool stuff at Webster before. It was the best night ever. And you guys did a set. Yeah.

And how many times a year do you do a set? Seeing you guys up there, I was like, you guys are just killing it. You guys look so cool. Thank you so much. I was just like, this is everything. You guys look sick you were dressed the part thank you so much it's funny because well i don't know if you know but she met tj like we went to emo night before she even knew tj yeah oh my god is that where you met um sort of so tj's her fiancee yeah she's a coveted bride

she doesn't want to talk about it i don't. So we had gone to like one emo night. And then. Obsessed by the first one. Yeah. Of course. It was so fun. Well, because friends were like, oh, you guys will love this night. You have to come.

You're so emo. So it was like our friends who already lived in LA. And the party had been happening, I want to say, for like six months. So it had like kind of just started. And so we went. We had like the best time. It was actually funny because we had just gone to the Taylor Swift 1989 tour. Like the night before.

The best concert ever. And Carly still had on her like glow wristband. Wait, I don't remember this story. You had on your glow wristband and TJ had actually gone. We obviously didn't know this at the time. But he had gone the night before we went. I love a man who respects Taylor Swift. I know.

So important. Why do you think I married him? The only reason. Are you guys married? we went. I love a man who respects Taylor Swift. Oh, I know. So important. Why do you think I married him? The only reason. Are you guys married? We got legally married just because we thought like the handmaid's tale was going to happen. And that was the best thing. Yeah.

And our wedding is in a few months. So also your drink was very strong. I started inviting literally everyone I saw to the wedding. I invited Ben actually. You did? You guys are booked though. We'll be there. No,

you already have a wedding. Can't wait. Also, you have to officiate her. That's okay. Sure. Do you need me to sing an acapella acoustic version of toast yes okay do you guys sing no you don't i feel like you would no i feel like any youtuber could sing so it's like fine that's true that's true james charles can do it yes i mean every youtuber literally you guys i feel like I've met so many famous people like through the vlog squad like who's the most famous person you've met probably Justin Bieber

were you in the car for that segment yeah it's so funny because we got like paparazzi'd after and like we don't really think about it like that but then like I didn't even know that happened and then I had friends sending me pictures and like hugging what's happening what is the selection process like obviously there's so many members in the vlog squad like but you, only three people can fit in the Tesla if someone's sitting in the front seat. Who, what's the selection process like? It depends on the bit. Like, I feel like a lot of the times, like, there's some people who can be, like, very

overwhelming. If it, like, around Justin Bieber, like, it could be really overwhelming. Yeah. And we're, like, we're just kind of, like, chill. Yeah, you guys are, like, in my opinion, the most low-key members. Thank you. Thank you. Honestly, I want to say I'm a Carly, I'm most low-key members thank you I'm honestly I want to say I'm a Carly I'm an Erin but like I'm kind of a Zane that's fair I feel that too I just

like am like I'm always just like the drunkest oh yes and like center of attention yeah if I had to put a finger on like which one yeah but I'm also like a Carly and Erin like fusion Carly Erin like Zane well probably like Zane is your age actually Zane is 28 okay same thing turning 29 I think in November I'm still 27 so I feel like when you get a little older yeah I think I think we went out of our Zane phase like well you were I was a Zane at one point actually I was by the way we're all I think we're all a Zane yeah at some point yeah no I know it's like everyone goes to like a Zane. By the way, we're all, I think we're all a Zane. Yeah. At some point, yes. No, I know. It's like everyone goes through like a Zane phase. Yeah. So you guys have been on the internet for like ever now.

Do you feel like you go back and watch some of your old content and like want to die? Every day. Okay. Kind of. I don't, well, sometimes even like videos we film, like I don't want to watch that one. Like a full Johnny Depp moment. Current ones, you mean. Especially over the pandemic because we filmed separately and we posted at the time

three videos a week. I remember that. I watched that. Oh my God, please don't watch that. Don't ever watch it again. By the way, me and Jackie, like we cannot talk about Zoom toast. Like it's filled with trauma.

Oh yeah. And we just, we don't even acknowledge. It's like, if she knows I brought it up, she'll be mad. Like we don't talk about it. Would you rather?

So bad. Is it like you'd rather just not even do it if it's over Zoom? Well, so the thing is, is like we, so our about it would you rather so bad is it like you'd rather just not even do it if it's over zoom well so the thing is is like we so our episodes are video and audio but most of the people listen as podcasts so like the video is always just like an added bonus for us because we like to like you know be on camera yeah and so during the pandemic at first we were just recording audio which is easy from home we have great whatever totally and everyone's like we want to see your face and we're like you know what like we have to make the most of the pandemic so we're like

we'll record on zoom yeah and like i don't know i can't explain why just like everything about it was like disgusting no it is i i fucking hate zoom i have so much trauma like from that time like i don't i i will not hop on a zoom call like i'm a skype girl now like i just can't call me on the phone please you know like facetime me like i cannot go on zoom it's the most toxic platform to me that like so many people are still having to use it yeah but you guys also did a really good job like with the editing and all that with the zoom episodes it was kind of had to figure it out i feel like we did zoom for like a few months and then we're like okay we can actually just like be on zoom but then film it with a different camera so that way it doesn't look like we're

right that's the key it was a whole it was like such i became a producer we both became producers how do you guys continue to come up with new ideas for your pot for for your um youtube videos i don't know i think that's why we are enjoying the podcast more because we have been doing it for so long we posted three times a week like it's always so easy when we're just like around our group of friends of course like something's always happening itself yep and that's kind of what our videos have always been i feel like during the pandemic they shifted to more of like a traditional youtube like what is my boy my boyfriend styles me like those kind of like cheesier videos um so that was kind of traumatic um but now it's really really hard especially because during the pandemic we

did that for like a year plus right and we're just like we wind up dropping a video so now we only post two times a week you know sometimes it's better like quantity over quantity uh yeah agreed it's just tough on youtube though because i feel like if you don't post for maybe even like two weeks no you're irrelevant people just don't care yeah i don't know how true that is but just feels like i just feel well that's like the thing it's like a rat race in post for maybe even like two weeks. No, you're irrelevant. People just don't care. Yeah. I don't know how true that is, but it just feels like that. I just feel, well, that's like the thing. It's like a rat race in the space. It's like we podcast every day. I'm like, I think we should move to twice a day.

Like, cause you just want to be like the most current. Oh my God, please do. I'm still happy. Like you, it's actually like so toxic on your mental health to like constantly be keeping up and you see everyone else like doing more videos and they hire editors and like they have a whole team. So you want to do that too. But it's like, when can I live?

I know. I know. can I live? I know. Can I live? I know. It's also people being like, YouTube isn't relevant anymore. Instagram isn't relevant anymore. Oh, that's moronic. I don't,

that shit doesn't bother me because those people are like so jealous of us. I know. It's really funny too because like everyday comments, what are you going to do when this ends?

Like, what do you, why don't you get a real job? People have been asking that like since I graduated college. Like, I think, I think we're here to stay.

Yeah. No, you guys are good. good it's like do you ask people when their job is going to be over no it's moronic like when are you getting fired for being lazy susan yeah um do you guys keep up with youtuber drama at all because you're like youtubers and like you i feel like you're always like filming with other youtubers we 100 keep up with okay so like what are your thoughts on this like frenemies thingies thing? Because, like, that's, like, the biggest thing. Oh, my God, here we go. And also, like,

you guys, like, have met and hung out with Trish because she used to date someone in the Vogue Squad, right? Yes. Yes.

I guess, I'm just not surprised that it happened, I guess is what I'll say. I think it was kind of a thing for us where we were like, this is going to go wrong

at some point. Yeah. And we were kind of just waiting for that to happen. Do you know Ethan no like we popped out of nowhere like who is he I never heard of him well Carly you had like watched their podcast yeah I used to really like H3 I just and they always you would interview him and his wife

yes and they did interviews with like Bo Burnham and comedian like Bill Burr and stuff like that so I always really liked them but yeah I don't really know him at all. No, it's just watching some podcasts. That was the craziest drama like ever. Oh my God, totally. It was really mind blowing. No, I was like living for every single moment of it. What are you guys' thoughts on Jeffree Star?

I don't know. I don't really understand. Has Jeffree ever filmed with the Vlog Squad? I think, yeah, David and Jason filmed with him a little bit. They went to his house, I think. It was just like a vlog, I think. Is that when he was with Trisha? Because I remember seeing that vlog.

Yeah, they were still friends and Jason was dating Trisha and they went to Jeffrey's. I don't know if they ever, I think they filmed, but like they never posted it. I don't feel like I've seen. I think they did just like a little bit in his video, but I remember they did like a bit more, I thought. Maybe. But I don't, we never met him. And then like the Shane Dawson of it all.

Like, were you guys watching that documentary that they were doing like Shane and Jeffrey yeah oh the makeup the makeup yeah yeah I mean that was iconic it was literally like I can't believe I was alive for that and like now like both of them were like like I never hear about Jeffrey anymore I never hear about Shane like Jeffrey's like living in Wyoming and like Shane moved home. Like, Oh yeah. They moved to Colorado. Right. To like Rylan's family. And so it's like, I don't know. I feel like like three years ago was like the goals in age of YouTube.

Like where did all those people go? I know. I know. They're so low key now. I know. I guess that's what happens when you make a lot of money. I guess, which is probably nice for them.

Totally. I think you've got to make a lot of money. It's like that. And like cancellation. Yeah, of course. I mean, can't get,

don't want to get canceled again. Like, please not, not manifesting that for us or anyone here. We are nice people. Please. We are good. Leave us alone. But definitely like need to buy a ranch in Wyoming. It's on my bucket list.

A thousand percent. Wait, I wanted to ask, maybe I shouldn't, but you mentioned that you guys go to Utah every year. What part? We stay all over. Like we've been to Park City. Oh my God. We went to Deer Valley, like usually in that area, but within like an hour from the airport, pretty much. But I just love. It's the best. Oh my God. I'm literally going to start an OnlyFans

so that I can make money to buy property. No, no. If I cannot get like a ranch in Utah in the next 10 years, like I don't want, I don't want to be here anymore. Like, I'm obsessed. I'll cancel myself. Literally. That's where your fiance's from? Is that what you said? Yeah, so he grew up in Park City. So you get to go back? Yeah, but it's so sad

because his parents, he had like the most stunning house. And then in 2017, they sold it. And then they bought a house on Cape Cod. Oh, nice. And then they spend the winters

in Utah. So it's like nice because we get to go back all the time. Yeah. Probably like close to, do you know Ogden at all? No. Yeah. It's like the outskirts. Yeah. But it's like small towns. And so they have like a condo at the top of a ski resort. That's like from the eighties. It's literally ski in, ski out. It's so nice. So we go like every winter. It was really yeah but i learned oh i can't while i i went i would die to watch you try to ski like to learn that's so funny and i have to say like i

can't actually recall a worse day of my life i'll let tj teach you he's really good and patient and like i honestly was like this will probably make or break our relationship and it okay but the thing is it wasn't even about the teacher it wasn't about the circumstance it's just like my body like my legs were killing me yeah like my shins like from the boots were on so tight and my all my weight is like on my shins and i was like why do i enjoy this like i like to snowmobile it's oh my god so fun yeah you just get to sit sit it's like a jet ski so much better yeah and actually you do engage your core quite a bit oh do you you do because it's like there's tension and like yeah actually like when, I'm not even making this up, like your stomach like does hurt afterwards.

There is like some core. It's like, what is that? Like cool sculpting? Yes, exactly. You're just like doing this the whole time. So now that you've been in New York for three days, like would you ever live here? Well, I have like, we've always wanted to probably relocate here and be bi-coastal just because like I can't do winter anymore I grew up with winters and like I'm just not here for it unless it's

going to Park City or like Montana right like a vacation vibes yeah it's like I'll go there for a few weeks and then it's done I don't have to worry about cleaning off my car and like schlepping all over the place I'm just not here for that. Yeah. Like, I literally left Massachusetts the year we had, like, 106 inches of snow, and I was like, I'm done. Oh, my God. Yeah. So I feel like it's, like, I would love to live here during, like, the summer, fall, and then go back to L.A. for, like, winter.

That's ideal. Do you guys have apartments or houses in L.A.? I just bought a house in January, actually. You did? Yeah, I just bought a condo. We bought it at, it sounds so planned. Homeowners, look at you. Yeah, it's no big deal. It's not a real job. It's's a real job we'll get a real job right yeah when the internet's like done with us

oh my god you guys bought houses that's crazy are you ever afraid like someone just my only i've always lived in an apartment and like yeah my thing with the house is like someone could just like walk in the door like do you ever feel like my biggest literally my biggest oh okay cameras on every available entrance like but even still at night i'm like lock the no that would like kill me it's yeah yeah it's nice though because we're in like where we are we lived in like hollywood-ish area for like three and a half years and i was like done yeah moving to the suburbs um suburbs so we moved to the valley the suburbs that's where where the Vanderpump Rules kids live.

Yeah, we live so close to all of them. Do you see them? I've never seen them, but they've also been to Emo Night. You're lying. I swear to God. I've got to go to Emo Night. When's the Emo Night LA next one in LA? It's the first Friday of every month.

They used to do it on Tuesdays. Oh my God, it's like the first Monday in May, the first Friday of every month. I'll be there, seriously. Every month. Every single month. Where is it at? It's in Echo Park. Okay, whatever. I'll be there. Seriously. Every month. Every single month. Where is it at? It's in Echo Park.

Okay. Whatever. Lincoln Park After Dark. That's my go-to nail polish. Stop. This is literally the first time I switched. These are going to be, this is going to be my wedding nail color. You're doing black nails for your wedding?

No, this is Guys and Galaxies, but typically always I own. So instead of like the purple undertone of Lincoln Park After Dark, this is like a maroon. Okay. It's black. That's how I am. I'm like, it'sone of Linkin Park after dark this is like a maroon okay it's black that's all I am I'm like it's black yeah for sure it's black thank you for showing me your black nails thank you both so much for being here everyone make sure to check out their podcast only friends which is such a good name for a podcast I can't leave myself first um amazing youtube channel follow them on instagram erin it's just at erin gilfoy and at carly and contro right yeah thank you guys so much for being here here we're dolls

and a half I hope I didn't talk over you too much oh my god no that's like my thing my thing too I always talk over Carly and everyone yells at me no literally like then you're Jackie and you're me like I'm an animal and I'm trying to be conscious of it and I'm incapable of being aware it's hard yeah it's so hard but I love you guys thank you so much for being here thank you thank you guys for watching and we'll see you tomorrow bye