The Toast - S4 Ep167: Live From Buckingham Palace: Wednesday, September 22nd, 2021
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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. It is Hump Day.
Don't forget to hump someone you love.
Could never forget.
Who could?
Who could?
Highlight of my week.
Yes, and I mean, Dew's not here to celebrate, but I know he's busy with Dew-tings, so I won't get you down about it.
He's busy with his Dew-tees.
Dew, we miss you if you're watching from home?
Sending mad love.
Hope everyone had a great day since yesterday and they enjoyed yesterday's episode, which
I thought was hysterical and made a fabulous interview.
So we're just like, I don't know, killing it.
Yeah, this is the first full week in a few weeks and it's a struggle.
I'm not going to lie, but you know, one, but one foot forward, one day at a time.
And now we're getting over the hump, which pleases me to no end.
I feel like a great way to get through the week, I feel like this podcast should just
be tips on how to get through the week.
Because I'm constantly living and trying to pull away some tips, hacks, if you will, to
help people get through the week.
So I have, as of yesterday, made a really fun plan for Saturday.
And now I'm just like, I have something to look forward to. It's like, you know,
it's, it makes it so exciting, you know? Yeah. That's an interesting tip of how to get through the week. This show really is like letting you know what day it is and trying to get you to the
next day. No, and that's in this life, all we can ask for to get to the next day. You honestly,
the story about Willieie garson which
will get you really made me realize like life is so short yeah so maybe we should stop complaining
and just be grateful for each day yeah i know we really should i'll try i'll try to it just
depends on it just depends on like how bad i am no like when if i'm on vacation i'm living life
to the fullest no totally and then you really understand those people who like give it all up and like live in a shack on the beach or like get a van and just live no I I
totally get that if I didn't feel like I couldn't survive without so many material items I would do
it in two seconds yeah I don't think either of us are are suited for that no definitely not but
that's exciting do you want to tell me about your Saturday plans? I'm clearly not invited.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm going with Brian.
It's like, you know,
just like a date
with my boyfriend.
We're going to
Global Citizens Festival,
which I've never been to.
The one in Central Park?
Yeah.
Lizzo, Billie Eilish.
You know, Brian got the hookup
with like the best tickets
in the place.
Who else is performing?
I don't remember,
but I'm really excited.
That's fun.
Yeah.
Listen to some music, drink some booze.
I heard Harry and Meghan are scheduled to make an appearance.
So if I can get backstage and just talk to them.
And this is what I'm going to say.
Guys.
What's up?
Do you guys want to be friends?
We're both thirsty social climbers.
I actually feel like we have a lot in common.
Should we go for lunch?
I know it's a great place.
Cerebon.
Yeah.
Come on.
Let's go.
That's what I would say.
Okay.
Because even though, like, I talk major shit, like, I would still love to visit the compound,
see the chickens, see Archie.
No.
Yeah.
I'm team, I want to visit Kensington Palace.
Well, of course.
But honestly, I'm never going to be in the same room as anyone who actually lives in
Kensington Palace. You never know.. But honestly, I'm never going to be in the same room as anyone who actually lives in Kensington Palace.
You never know.
Dream big, sis.
That's true.
I could be invited to perform for the Queen.
You could be.
Imagine if we got invited to perform for the Queen, like, our podcast, you know?
Like, she just loves the podcast.
And, you know, people, when you get invited to perform for the Queen, like, you have a
talent.
Usually it's, like, dancing or singing or opera, guitar playing. She just just wants a live podcast but she just wants us to like sit and do our thing
oh my god and we would do like five royal stories we would give her our take on them
that sounds like just putting it out there actual dream of mine like manifest i yeah i need to you
know start writing down manifesting that's a dream of mine. Live podcast for the queen, private audience.
PA.
With the queen.
Yeah.
And we just bring our mics and nothing else.
And the iPads.
Maybe we fly in like the whole set.
Yeah.
All of our mics, our table, of course the book.
Queen needs a copy for those lonely nights.
She's already read it.
For sure.
If she wants a live show.
Neon sign and we just set up shop.
And you know what
maybe we'd become like a residency there like they'd leave our set so we could just do like
monthly shows yeah and also for the tourists that come through for sure got gotta indulge the
tourists it's a really good idea i know they're always looking for ways to modernize and i just
think that this could be something for them um free idea by the way major update from something
we spoke about yesterday about your
journey with outlander so as you guys know jackie's been watching outlander and apparently
at the end of season one there's like this awful awful disturbing scene that like may not be best
for a pregnant woman to watch like you're very sensitive right now we must protect your body
your feelings your brain at all costs right so i being you know the protective future auntie that
i am and the curious cat yeah of course I
like wanted to know what all the hoopla was about and like this is what I get for just like being
so fucking nosy because I watched the scene it ruined my entire day I was thinking about it
up until I went to bed so disturbing and from what people have told me like it's even more
disturbing when you know the characters because there's like this mental element that I don't know the context of who's who and who's on the same side.
I've heard it's even worse.
And then I've also heard that in season two, there is a very disturbing scene again, specifically about pregnancy, something that you should not watch.
So I'm really feeling like you should be done with Outlander.
I know because I keep turning it on.
Last night I watched an episode and a half and like I'm just so nervous and I'm gonna see something that I can't handle
and like the show is pretty good but it's just like I shouldn't be so on edge while watching it.
I might give it up. I really might but I do want to know what happens. Everyone's saying I should
read the books but now that I've watched the show I'm not gonna start backwards um so I would like to read some sort of synopsis
because I'm curious about what happens but and I also like would now need to know what happens in
that episode we'll see I might continue I will definitely not be watching the episode that you
told me I will just have you tell me what you saw so disturbing okay well thank you for doing that
for me of course the day was ruined but i protected my
sister so it's a net even and you you because now it's like my curiosity it's like what could it be
it's so bad also so much of the tv that we watch is gory violent yeah traumatic even
and you don't get warnings no so for this to have stood out, like, it's much worse.
Right.
So what could it be?
Because honestly, it's not even, like, a scene.
It, like, is the whole episode.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
I can't even fathom.
I know.
Okay.
It's just really bad.
So I'm sorry that, like, the show that you, like, were starting to get invested in.
I've invested in it, and I, like, you know, put down roots with it,
and I gave it the time that it needed, the space it needed to grow,
and now I might have to just abandon it.
I need to just watch something that's upbeat and fun like Desperate Housewives, but not
Desperate Housewives.
No, you need to watch Never Have I Ever on Netflix.
I've told you a thousand times.
How many seasons is it?
Is it enough teens?
Yeah, you love teens.
You're still watching Riverdale.
Only at the end of every season.
Every single season.
No, watch it.
It's so cute and fun and it's just easy. If you're looking for something really light, I really enjoy it. No, watch it. It's so cute and fun. And like, it's just easy.
Like, if you're looking for something really light, I really enjoy it.
I don't know.
Once a minute it's going to suck me in and take me into their world.
Well, that's not what this is.
That's Outlander.
That's Downton Abbey.
How's it going?
So it's going really well.
I'm going to issue a small spoiler alert.
So just go away.
So what I saw last night was very upsetting because Anna gets attacked by that horrible Lord Gillingham's valet.
And she's just kind of dealing with life after that.
And it's really hard because we stan Anna.
And she's always been like so, you don't even realize she's like this ball of sunshine and energy.
And now that she's like not, you really realize.
You see the effects in the house but also there's
something going on with edith because she and this guy michael like i know michael is the editor the
editor so she and michael like are planning this whole thing like he's gonna go to germany becoming
u.s german citizen so that he can get a divorce legally from his wife who's in the loony bin
um and you can't do that in England, whatever.
So the night before he leaves, he makes her sign a weird piece of paperwork
and then he fucks her.
And then he goes to Germany and she has it heard from him.
So she goes into London and we don't see anything
beside her going into a doctor's office.
So it's like unbelievably clear that she's pregnant,
that man abandoned her.
And something I feel like he maybe stole,
like I don't know what that paperwork was that she signed.
Like, maybe she like signed her estate over to him.
I don't know.
Like, there's something going on.
This man is not who we think he is.
And I'm so glad for it because Edith deserves nothing.
Edith deserves the worst.
Okay.
I know what happened, so I'm just not going to share.
You're not entirely right.
Oh, okay.
But still. He's not coming back. coming back but still edith it's not good
it's not good day to be edith did you give her an std why'd you go to the doctor don't tell me
you'll find out soon enough okay no and just it's the edith journey now that thinking back on it
like it is a wild ride no you know what else is wild like i went on youtube yesterday because i
wanted to watch magg Smith accept her Emmy
because she's won three.
And of course she never showed up any of the times that she won.
Queen.
And then I just went down a rabbit hole of like the Downton Abbey cast.
So there was like this Vanity Fair video reacting to Maggie Smith's best moments on the show.
And it was Tom, Edith, and Michelle.
Mary.
Mary Crowley.
And my God, Edith is beautiful.
And like in this show, I think they actually make her ugly.
Like because she's supposed to be like this ugly duckling sister.
And then she was sitting in this Vanity Fair studio.
I'm like, this is a fabulous chic looking girl.
It's so surprising.
It's like Game of Thrones when you see them out of the characters.
Their characters with like the dirt all over their face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's gorgeous.
And it was just crazy. And then I stopped watching those YouTube videos because I knew I was going to end up like spo all over their face. Yeah. Yeah. She's gorgeous. And it was just crazy.
And then I stopped watching those YouTube videos because I knew I was going to end up like
spoiling something for myself.
Yeah.
I just couldn't say no to this one particular video.
Okay.
Just keep going.
So I'm just like having the best time with Downton.
It did.
Sometimes it does get a little boring.
Yeah.
It does.
Especially like the five episodes I've watched since spoiler alert Matthew died are pretty boring like this
whole storyline Mr. Carson's friend from back in the day comes into town stays at Mrs. Crawley's
house like so boring yeah but um there's good stuff here yeah keep going keep going I certainly
know what season are you on four how many are there six okay no I know I'm like
almost done I know I want you to be done just so that we can talk about how it all shook out I know
and then the movie and then the movie I feel like I like the movie even like though I've heard it's
terrible like I just like the characters that's what you think oh okay like it's fine like yeah
you like the characters but it's like for some reason it's so silly it's so fucking silly i can't explain it and you know
what's so interesting is that like no one from the show ever really like acted again like in other
shit well dan stevens obviously of course but like no one else also cinderella what's her name
lily lily james yeah was she famous before downton or downton made her famous
i don't know it would be, I'd be interested to know.
Yeah.
But yeah,
no,
she's done a lot
of other movies
like Mamma Mia,
Yesterday.
She's fully not famous
from downtown,
Downton anymore.
Like she has
other shit going on.
Yeah.
She's honestly famous
from Dominic West,
but.
She's famous from?
Dominic West.
I guess Cinderella. And Dominic West. And Mamma Mia. And Dominic West. I guess Cinderella.
Yeah.
And Dominic West.
And Mamma Mia.
And Dominic West.
Yeah, but you had to know her to care that she was with Dominic West.
And she also dated one of the Chris's.
Oh, yeah.
Captain America.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was cute.
How nice for her.
Yeah.
Happy for her.
Well, we have a great show for you guys today, Fast Five Stories.
We gotta get into it. There was no TV on last night, but if a great show for you guys today, Fast Five Stories. We got to get into it.
There was no TV on last night, but if you are looking for a Bachelor in Paradise recap,
The Snatchler will be releasing an episode this week.
So make sure to head over to The Snatchler.
Check it out.
I will be checking out The Snatchler to find out what's going on with Snatchler.
What music should I be listening to?
What does Snatchler need me to know?
I'm always looking out, thinking about, dreaming about Snatchler.
Yeah.
And like we get more Snatchler listening to The Snatchler than I could ever get in a FaceTime
with her, you know?
No, she doesn't even like respond in the FaceTime.
Like she's so busy being Snatchler-y.
Yeah.
She puts it all into the Snatchler.
So she's like, if you want to know what's new with me, I just recorded it.
Check out the Snatchler.
Yeah.
So I will be checking out the Snatchler.
The whole bunk is checking out the Snatchler.
I highly recommend it.
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Okay, first story, a little exciting. Bebe news. Kylie Jenner says her new brand Kylie Bebe
has been tested and approved by daughter Stormi. Yesterday, finally, Kylie unveiled her plans for Kylie Bebe.
It's a skin and hair care line dedicated to babies and young kids,
and shared that all of the brand's products have been tested and approved by her own three-year-old child.
She said she's so excited to introduce Kylie Bebe to us guys.
It was a dream of hers to develop clean, safe, effective, and conscious baby care when she became a mom.
Now, she has it. it honest is quaking I was thinking about honest too well honest is honestly like the benchmark for like one of the most successful celebrity brands of all time it's so true and like
Kylie is obviously such a success but every time she starts something new she has to prove herself
and I feel like with Kylie baby you know she's still gonna have to prove herself and also like people are extremely
Extremely diligent and particular about what products they use for their baby. So this isn't just like oh my god
I love Kylie lip kit. I'm getting or like bathing suit. Yeah. No, it's different when I know your kid people do literally so much research on
The things that they use on their kids kids so the fact that stormy uses it
that's great she said it's like vegan cruelty free she said it's all the things it's completely
clean um but honestly like and i know this is gonna sound crazy but like if courtney kardashian
uses kylie baby like then i feel like it's okay because she's like so clean i feel that but honest
is really like in my opinion not only one of the biggest celebrity like baby or just brands in
general it's also like one of the biggest baby brands in the world like yeah they fucking kill it no it's
like if you're looking for bebe products like honest is at the top of the list especially if
you're looking for like organic holistic they had some stuff though where it was like the products
were did they defective there was like an issue i think there was some sort of recall like i think
it's all squared away now but but like it wasn't without.
Drama.
Scandal.
So I was surprised because when I heard Kylie baby, I thought it was definitely going to
be like clothes or like, I don't know.
I didn't think shampoo, conditioner, combs.
I didn't think that at all.
But it's so cute, the branding.
I do think it's crazy that she's launching or like announcing so close to Kylie's swim.
Like she couldn't spread
it out like you know what based on those designs and this they're two completely different audiences
obviously you know because I support all Kylie endeavors I will not be wearing Kylie Swim Kylie
Swim would not be wearing me no Kylie Swim would be would be wearing me, but I would not be wearing it.
No, it's... It was a little tacky.
Like, I was actually really surprised.
Like, the designs were just, like, kind of, like, fast fashion-y.
Yeah, they just, like, were not...
They didn't seem like they provide any support.
None.
Flattering.
No.
You just have, like, all these cutouts of chunks hanging around.
It's like, hey, you want to see one of my rolls?
Right.
And so, as, like, a pregnant lady pregnant lady, the thought of putting that on,
Kylie Swim, no.
Kylie Baby, yes.
You know, you're either at a Kylie Swim phase in your life
or a Kylie Baby phase in your life.
Like, let's be real.
You're not both.
You can never be both.
Honestly, I feel like the Kylie Swim stuff would look really good on Snatchler.
Yeah, exactly.
She's like the perfect body for it.
Exactly.
You know, I feel you.
So I'm curious if Kylie Baby's going to like do well.
I mean, everything Kylie does does well.
And also the Kylie Baby Instagram already has over a million followers,
which I thought was like so crazy.
Wow.
I mean, she did like create the account and like do like a couple like
teases a few months ago.
So it's been a while.
But I thought that when I saw that number, I was shocked.
Oh, I didn't even look.
But that's that's really exciting.
I kind of want to compare like what all of Kylie's brands like.
What does Kylie Cosmetics have?
Like probably 12 million.
Ready?
25.
Kylie Swim.
Less than a million.
973.
Kylie Baby.
A million five.
1.3.
The branding is super cute.
I love like the pink and blue, like gender bending.
Clouds.
I know.
I just am curious if the shit is good.
I know.
And I wonder what it smells like because baby products smell so fantastic.
I know.
But you know what?
Like call me old fashioned, but like when it comes to baby products, like I'm really
like a Johnson and Johnson, like the shit that I used you know
yeah Johnson and Johnson you know no tears so fucking good so but like now that I think about
it is it cruelty vegan hyper allergenic I don't know it's SC Johnson a family company I don't
know but are they a cruel family you know that's a good question because like so much has changed
since like we were kids like what you remember those um like watermelon like shampoos we used
to use like they would come in those little short bottles and they looked like fish yeah like those
were full of parabens l'oreal definitely full of oxidants parabens very cruel very cruel so and
we're fine yeah better than fine yeah thriving sometimes like you there are products that like cause issues
yeah that you find out like it could be really bad so it's better to be not cruel but then when
i think and that's what i've been thinking so much like because you're pregnant like
the cave women were fine but the cave women like weren't putting power bins in their shit
that's true i feel that way about so many things in pregnant, like food things and like things that people
worry about, you know, if the cave women could do it like in the medieval times.
Oh, you have a cramp?
Have a glass of wine.
Right.
So I do feel that way in general, but like they were just using water.
And earth.
Yeah.
No, I feel you.
I feel you.
Yeah.
I, I will definitely would try Kylie.
Oh yeah. You're an Bed Bed. Oh, yeah.
You're an expecting mother.
Like, are you going to do it?
But I haven't at all, like, started thinking about, like, what sorts of products.
But, yeah, I guess, like, at this point, like, why would I go with something that's cruel
when there's something that's cruelty-free?
Right.
But, like, I'm going to need, like, you know, an investigation.
Because, like, we're putting this on our children.
Like, okay, Kylie says it's cruelty-free, and I'm not saying she's lying.
But, like, I just need some tests to be done.
Like, where's the FDA? How do you test for cruelty um I don't know see if it
cries also the announcement is making news because her and Stormi are wearing blue are they having a
boy oh I don't know I feel like Kylie's like not that obvious like it was probably just like a cute
robe no but she's always wearing pink.
I guess.
But like it's a gender neutral brand.
So she could have worn yellow. So it's girls wearing pink.
Yeah.
I think that too.
But I also do think she's having a boy based on like she was putting like blue emojis on
stuff.
And no, I don't.
Her body like she's.
First of all, I guess her pregnancy style is like wearing your bump out, which cause she posted like some OOTDs yesterday and like, it's like crop
top season for her.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
So like, that's the inspo we're working with and maybe I'll try it.
Yeah, you should.
That would be so fucking crazy.
Just show up to the toast with like a tiny little tank top.
I don't even wear a crop top when I'm not pregnant, but I'm going to do it when I'm
pregnant.
And so I don't know how far along she is
and I can't tell but I mean I wouldn't people think she's due in December you think that would
make her pretty far along yeah and I don't know if she's having a boy but if she did that would
just be perfect for her because then she literally has just like the perfect family like boy girl
and then like we could just I could just take inspo for her. Like what's Mr. Stormy wearing?
No.
And then like if her baby is like a little bit older than yours and like she is always selling her like fancy shit on Kardashian closet.
Like you could literally buy Mr. Stormy's hand-me-downs.
Yes.
I look at Kardashian closet every time they post it.
Every single time.
And honestly, I would never buy clothing because it's non-refundable and like you really never
know your size and like it's all of its custom.
But the accessories are always gone.
People probably think the same.
It's like hard to know what size you are.
Jewelry, bag, shoes, gone.
But like one of these days, I don't have a Birkin.
But one of these days, like when I do something really successful and like make a lot of money,
like my first Birkin, I don't want to get it from Hermes.
No.
I want to get it from KardashianCloset.com.
You want it to have history.
Exactly.
Importance. Do they sell their Birkins on Kardashianardashiancloset sometimes they're the first
things to go damn and their prices are pretty it's not like they're charging more because they
were worn by kardashians no it's just they're like secondhand vintage prices yeah yeah no i so agree
i haven't bought anything but there's been a few times i really ruminated on something me too
and i always like love to see what they're selling me too I'm buying what they're selling and honestly I don't want to even say this because I feel like
it's the best kept secret but the best closet to shop Chris you heard it here first well depends
on your body your height I'm not even talking about clothes her opulence like I'm just she's
another level of like rich mom like no but like for
different people like I'm the same shoe size as Kim I'm not the same shoe size as Kylie like if
she's selling shoes I can't buy them I'm the same height as Kim so I'm just talking about in terms
of selection no in terms of selection probably Kylie's closet's my favorite but it just depends
like everybody probably has a different like and all the girls have different shoe sizes so like
some people are Chloe.
Like it's nice.
There's really something for everyone.
That's true.
But Kim's my exact shoe size.
And they've all like fluctuated over the years in their weight.
So there's literally size from like size 2 to size 12.
In every height.
Yeah.
It's really wonderful.
It is.
It's like a Kmart.
It's an inclusive place to shop.
It's literally a department store.
Yeah.
Okay.
Our next story is very sad.
Willie Garson, the beloved Sex and the City actor, has died at the age of 57.
This was so shocking.
I thought it was for sure fake.
Willie Garson, the actor who played the beloved character Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City
and its upcoming reboot in Just Like That with real life best friend Sarah Jessica Parker,
has died.
He was 57.
An HBO Max spokesperson told the Post,
quote, Willie Garson was in life as on screen, a devoted friend, and a bright light for everyone
in his universe. He created one of the most beloved characters from the HBO pantheon and
was a member of our family for nearly 25 years. We are deeply saddened to learn of his passing
and extend our sincere condolences to his family and loved ones this is so sad like when i think back stanny
is just like everything of the sort and honestly he was the only one he used to keep carrying
checks so like 100 this is such a loss not only for the world but like for the real world for the
real world but also it's so interesting because i had seen pictures of him somewhat recently filming the And Just Like That reboot.
Yeah.
So I don't know where this falls into place with the storyline.
I just feel like this reboot is like not, it's like cursed.
You think?
I just don't have good vibes about it.
And also now that Stanny's not in it, like I'm okay.
Yeah.
I mean, I wasn't one of those people who's been so excited about it,
but there's been like stills coming out and people are feeling enthusiastic this definitely you know puts a a sad twinge on it totally it was
just so shocking 57 apparently he had been privately battling i heard cancer and a few
weeks ago was put into hospice so for those around him it was not shocking but for us because he
didn't share it was just like the most shocking piece of news ever. Yeah. And so sad.
And just a true loss in the entertainment period.
Yeah.
Stanford is literally one of the best characters on TV.
Ever.
So many iconic lines.
And he's also in White Collar, which I didn't watch,
but Margot Oshry loves that show.
Yeah.
With Matt Bomer.
So just touching
millions of lives and has a wonderful legacy and it's so so so sad yeah and he has a son
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Sounds like you're feeling better. I am. Okay next story is really exciting. Some casting news,
some programming news. Katherine Hahn will play comedy legend Joan Rivers in the limited showtime
series The Comeback Girl. So the WandaVision actress will play the late stand-up comedian legend Joan Rivers
in a new limited series at Showtime. It's in development. It's called The Comeback Girl.
Okay I have so many thoughts about this. One just the fact that they're doing it's a show or a movie?
It's a series. Fabulous. Limited. A limited series. Which always respects the integrity.
Agreed. It's basically just like a really long movie. Yeah.
So the fact that they're doing this at Showtime and it's obviously being thoughtfully produced
is making me really happy.
And I have to imagine that like the success of Hacks
inspired this just because Hacks was so similar.
It was just giving such Joan River vibes
and now it like swept at the Emmys.
I just feel like Hacks influenced this.
Like, thank you, Jean Smart.
So I'm just excited about the concept in general yes
um and i'm actually really like pleased with this casting i don't know who i could have thought of
i mean i would have thought of gene smart but i think that this is very good i don't know what
age they're i think planning on putting joan in probably focused like on her earlier in her career
like in the 1960s when she was like paving the way. And like.
And then when she was down.
Post Johnny Carson.
Yeah.
And then got back up.
And now she's the comeback girl.
Yeah.
It's about the comeback.
Yeah.
I mean, I think this is amazing.
And you know, when I think of Katherine Hahn, I always think of Step Brothers.
I always think of.
What's that movie called?
Frost Yourself.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
Oh, yeah.
She's like the friend. She's a friend who plays like the therapist. Oh, 10 days oh yeah she's like the friend she's a friend
who plays like the therapist oh yeah oh she's great yeah no i always think of like i want to
curl you up in a little ball and put you in my vagina like that's what i always think of wait
she plays flat so she plays derek's wife i think no hold on i'm going to her imdb she's definitely
in stepbrothers oh she's also in bad Moms. Oh, yeah. Which was actually
a very good movie. She's in Where the
Millers. Oh, she plays... I never
watched that movie. I hated it. I know you love it.
I started it. I walked out of the theater.
It's so good. You're so wrong.
Also, she was in WandaVision most recently
and Transparent.
She was in Knives Out.
She's really in so much stuff.
Was she in Step Brothers she is she was in Step
Brothers yes Win a Date with Tad Hamilton an amazing movie oh my god The Dictator an amazing
movie I love Win a Date with Tad Hamilton that's like I was I actually was thinking about that
movie I think about it a lot her seven laughs you know I know so good then she calls him out
she's in The Holiday she's just always the friend and now now it's her moment I feel like she's like a modern millennial like Judy Greer yeah like always
the co-star never the star yeah I feel like recently she's come up to the star but like now
she'll be headlining this show this could be you know this could be her Emmy moment even though I
think she's just snubbed for WandaVision. I'm really curious if Melissa's involved in this.
Like, I feel very torn about Melissa
because on one hand,
she was the only person who knew Joan better than anyone else,
and she was the apple of Joan's eye.
But, like, if you were invested in them as much as I was,
like, you know how, like, Melissa gave her mom such a hard time,
and, like, she was so ungrateful to have a mother as great and wonderful.
Like, if I was related to Joan Rivers Joan Rivers like I would literally wake up every morning
and just wait by her feet and have her tell me what to do yeah like I would do anything for her
like I would bow at the temple of Joan Rivers and Melissa like just couldn't be bothered with her
mom was always complaining about how her career took her over as a mom like shut up yeah so I want
her to be involved just because like she probably has
great stories but like I don't know I feel like Melissa's perception of her mother is not I'm not
interested in in seeing that because I don't think she idolizes her mom in the way that the world
does yeah I mean just reading through this article there's no mention of her there's no mention of
her involvement yeah but she's also like a tv producer so maybe she'll be involved yeah i'm sure
she'll let us know soon she got the apartment the gilded apartment on fifth i wonder like what
happened to that she'll probably sell it i know appreciate it like that's my dream if i could
purchase i'm honestly gonna go to the bank after this and take out a loan. Like if I could purchase that apartment and leave it exactly how it was, I would make a museum. She literally lived
like Downton. She lives like Downton. And that's why she said like, if you watch her documentary,
which I cannot encourage you to watch enough, it's called A Piece of Work. It's the best
documentary of all time. She lives like it's so opulent. She lives like a queen. And so that's
why she can't stop working. And they're like, why don't you stop?
But she's like, well, look.
And she also supports like everyone on her staff.
She sent them to college, college, private school, took care of their kids, like her
whole family.
So she couldn't stop.
It was like this hamster wheel.
But she also didn't want to because like she wanted this level of opulence and she had
to pay for it.
No one else was going to.
That's very Hacks also.
Very Hacks.
The way that she lived was definitely
inspired by Joan like she has all these people that work like she just doesn't lift a finger
they never gave us like any concrete answer on whether or not like Joan was the inspiration of
hacks but like she obviously was not the whole thing because of course Joan never did Vegas and
like there were things that didn't match up like Joan was the archetype for Debra Vance correct
yeah yeah I don't think you need to get confirmation for that.
I would have loved some confirmation.
Especially with like.
Like someone finally putting fucking respect on Joan Rivers' name.
Well, I mean, I'm sure if I search Hacks Joan Rivers, like I'm sure there's an answer.
I read like a Vulture article.
Nobody knows for sure.
They're like, let's point out the obvious.
Yeah.
By the way, like if you do.
Hold on.
Hacks creator on if Debra vance was based on joan rivers
after all blah blah blah he said or i don't i don't know the name of the director said
she's an amalgamation of a lot of people she started as a stage act with her then partner
kind of like a nicholas and may nichols and May. So there's Elaine May in there.
She had a famous sitcom and then very public divorce, not unlike Lucille Ball.
We also threw on Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers and Elaine Boosler and Rita Rudner
and Paula Poundstone.
So many female stand-ups that didn't get the recognition that some of their white male
counterparts did.
And obviously, Jean also brought a lot of herself to the role so it really became
something very distinct okay like the Phyllis Diller yes because like Phyllis Diller opened
the door for you know for the likes of Joan Rivers but I'm sorry like it's Joan Rivers and let's stop
yeah and Lucille Ball I see a little bit if you do anything today but like just watching a piece
of work by Joan Rivers like the fact that
like and then watch the interview where she she talks about getting snubbed for an Oscar for her
documentary like she was just everything of the sort and like you'll really come to understand
one like how fucking funny she is because she's not even trying to be funny in the documentary
it's really just like her everyday life and two you'll understand her whole life story and like
why she never stopped working I don't know the fact that
she's dead is just like something i still really so wrong i will never get an endoscopy and i stand
with joan yeah are you ready for our next story sure britney spears's new netflix doc will
sorry it's not her doc it's netflix about Britney Spears. And it will explore her conservatorship.
Yes, I heard it's very detailed and dark.
New trailer dropped on Tuesday.
It's called Britney vs. Spears.
Incredible title.
Incredible title.
In the clip that dropped, Spears can be heard leaving a voice message for her lawyer on January 21st, 2009 at approximately 12.
Oh my god, 2009?
12.29 a.m.
She said,
Hi, my name is Britney Spears.
I called you earlier.
I'm calling again
because I just wanted to make sure
that during the process
of eliminating the conservatorship,
dot, dot, dot,
the documentary will chronicle her conservatorship.
It has been in the works for over a year.
Oh, man, that's crazy. I crazy i'm sure like the spears clan is
quaking because this might explain why we're seeing some movement like why jamie resigned
like maybe because this documentary is gonna make people look really bad there that now they can't
call for anything because he's out or like it's just gonna make people look really fucking bad
like people just wanna you know revert to their bunkers while the documentary is no but like there would be some sort of like action
after if people are really like upset about it but what can you know they ask Jamie to do now
that he's resigned so maybe they won't ask anything of him so I'm sure he's hoping the
official trailer drops at some time today we don't know when but that little teaser did send a little chill down my spine yeah her voice is like so sad like and by the way I cannot believe that was in 2009 I
literally thought it was from like this year yeah that's how long this has been going on right that's
even sadder yeah I think this is I mean the free Britney movement already feels like it's everywhere
and everyone's talking about it but I think this is going to like blow it out actually change things and blow it out of the water I think everybody's going to be talking about it but I think this is going to like blow it actually change things and blow it
out of the water I think everybody's going to be talking about this documentary that's so crazy I
wonder if Britney's involved at all like I don't know if they can get to her because of her
conservatorship but I'm sure she would have loved to have provided some documents voicemails things
like that right I'm sure she's not but once this once she's free of it like
I wonder if she'll share her journey her story I feel like we we could be getting a book like I
don't I don't know how else you memorialize something that's been going on for so long like
a documentary wouldn't even do it justice like I think a book is really like the best that's a good point also a documentary at this point like
we've seen a few so if we get like another one that's just from her POV I think a different
format me too would be stronger I think a book would be great me too I hope that this you know
has the intended effect and I'm sure we'll all be watching so of course I can't wait for the
trailer to come out today. Yeah.
And then the whole show should be dropping soon.
It's a documentary or like a series?
It is a docu... It's a doc.
That's...
Cool, cool.
They keep saying the doc.
Documentary.
Oh, so it's not like a four part...
A documentary could be a series too.
So confusing.
Like what's a movie and what's a show anymore?
Sometimes when I think of The Queen's Gambit, I'm like, that was a movie.
Yeah, a beautiful, wonderful eight-hour movie.
Stunning movie.
Sickening.
Honestly, every episode of Downton Abbey is literally a film.
It's over an hour.
Mm-hmm.
They don't play around.
I'm watching like 11 movies a day.
That's crazy.
That's crazy when you think about.
Right.
Like, we're all watching 11 movies a day. I think we're all watching. Isn't that crazy? That's sick. That's crazy when you think about. Right. Like we're all watching 11 movies a day.
I think we're all watching.
Isn't that crazy?
That's sick.
I know.
Every time I like turn on an episode and it's over an hour, I'm like, time for the theater.
That's really crazy.
Also, you know what I've noticed when I'm binge watching something?
It's so hard to like stop watching at the end of one episode because it's like on a
cliffhanger.
And you're just like, wait, I need you to go to the next one.
I stop watching in the middle of the episode because when'm when I get bored I'm like you know what I could put a pin in this is a good time to take
a break I literally don't care no that's true because like actually I feel the exact same way
because at the end I'm like oh well I gotta watch what happens but then in the middle I'm like Mrs.
Padmore's being a nut I'm like you know you know, I could take a break. Are you talking trash about Mrs. Padmore?
Never.
But she is, like, off her rocker.
She's extra.
Sure.
But you know what?
She loves Daisy.
And she loves what's at Ivy.
Ivy's cute.
Yeah.
Daisy is so jealous of Ivy.
It's hilarious.
It's a really good foil for Daisy.
Totally.
She needed a good kick in the ass.
Yeah.
No, Daisy's up there with Edith.
Like, they should go be roommates. The worst of the worst. Totally. She needed a good kick in the ass. Yeah. No. Daisy's up there with Edith. Like they should go. I agree.
The worst of the worst. Yeah.
And she like gets more prominence in the
show over time. Yeah. Because she's working her way up
in the kitchen. She must have tested well in
Q scores. Right.
But I never wanted to hear about it. Totally.
Oh. Also Mosley.
Obsessed.
Don't say anything. King. No.
I feel so bad for him because spoiler alert mr matthew died and
like he doesn't have a job and now he's like paving roads delivering groceries and he like
got offered a job as a footman which is such a step down for him and he like needed a minute
to think about it and they fulfilled the position in the minute that he was gone like no no like
i'm i'm hurting for mostly i know something good's coming for Mosley.
Like, it has to.
Right, because it's...
Mosley will have his time.
Good.
It's all coming up Mosley.
It's all coming up Mosley.
Any new castings happening?
Yeah, Thomas brought in that wench,
like, the new lady maid for Cora.
And I don't know what his plan is yet.
Why is she a wench?
Because she's with Thomas.
Okay. And then that't know what his plan is yet. Why is she a wench? Because she's with Thomas. Okay.
And then that maid who like tried to fuck Tom
came back and actually did fuck Tom.
And then they let her go again for fucking Tom.
Yeah. That's pretty much it
I think. Okay. And
Lord Gillingham who
proposed to Mary. And she should
have accepted. No but then we'd have to
deal with his valid.
True, true, true, true.
Yeah.
True.
Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story?
Do you mean?
Wait, hold on.
Everyone, get your triangles ready.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going to try, like, to make something happen here with this scrunchie.
Okay.
It's the final story. Okay.
It's the final story.
It's the final story on a Wednesday.
It's hump day.
Don't forget to hump someone you love.
That was really good.
Thank you.
That's always what I had in mind for the final story when we started singing it.
Couldn't imagine it better myself.
Literally.
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Thank you, Claudia.
So it's...
It's a pleasure.
It's less reboot news.
Apparently it's spinoff news.
Okay.
Adam Devine will star in a Pitch Perfect spinoff series on Peacock.
I want to hate this, but it sounds pretty good.
A Pitch Perfect spinoff series has been ordered at Peacock
and Adam Devine will reprise his role from the film franchise
that the movie's fans all love to hate.
We did?
Well, two, three, and four, but Pitch Perfect 1 was excellent.
His role, I think they're saying we hate.
I guess he was like a little bit of a crazy.
No, I'm sorry.
He was like an acapella dictator.
I just saw a TikTok that was so well said, pertinent.
Growing up is realizing that the troublemakers were so much better than the Barden Bellas.
Like they deserve the praise.
They deserve the hype.
I'm sorry.
They were much better.
I've got the magic in me.
Actually, they weren't so nice to Ben Platt, but they did let him perform in the end, so.
Yeah.
Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold.
So good.
I stan the troublemakers, just saying.
Okay, well, it sounds like this is the show for you, because-
And I stan Adam Devine.
NBC Universal said,
when we saw the opportunity to create a series for Pitch Perfect
with Elizabeth Banks,
Max Handelman, and Paul Brooks,
plus some more earworm classics for super fans to enjoy,
we jumped at it.
And to top it off,
we are so fortunate that Adam Devine is headlining the series
and bringing fans the quirky laugh out loud sensibility
they loved in the film franchise.
So Devine played Bumper Allen,
as we all know,
the leader of the all-male rival acapella group.
Went on tour with John Mayer, right?
And then he had to come back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he was just like the king of the acapellas.
No, he's actually really funny.
I think the fact that Elizabeth Banks is involved makes me feel good.
Like the project is in good hands.
Well, I'm curious about what the storyline will be.
Because obviously he's too old to be in college.
Even though he was like a super senior.
But no, I think he'll move on from college.
Maybe he'll be like the TA for the troublemakers like of and would kind of give me like glee vibes oh I kind of love that or maybe he like moves back to his hometown and and starts
to run his glee club local glee club and then and he's like the new uh Mr. Shoe by the way that's a
really good idea he would be an amazing Mr. Shoe. So this is the thing.
And you know what?
I haven't thought about Adam Devine in a while.
And I feel like right before the pandemic, he was like blowing up.
Like his comedy special on Netflix was like one of the most watched.
And then I just feel like because of the pandemic, like I literally forgot he existed.
And one of my favorite facts about him is that he's engaged to Donna LaDonna from The
Carrie Diaries.
I'm unfamiliar.
You don't know who Donnaald adana is did you never
watch a carrie diaries i watched a few episodes but i didn't love it she was the mean girl with
like she has really big lips donald no i don't think that's her real name it's chloe something
donald adana carrie diaries yeah you know this girl she's like in every bridges yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah so they're engaged and i just feel like they like are so cute and like they were well he
was getting like so famous right before the pandemic.
And now I just, like, forgot about him.
So I'm really excited for this Peacock series.
And it does sound really good.
I will give it a chance.
And I do think he can carry the show.
Me too.
And I watched his comedy special.
I totally forgot during the pandemic.
I remember enjoying it.
Right.
So this.
Ben, like, loved it yeah oh his birthday's november 7th just a day after mine oh interesting spooky birthday twins share a party who's your birthday twin
sally field of course queen flying well it's it's funny now because like back in the day birthday
twins was like the biggest deal in the world but now there are so many more celebrities like your
identity yeah my identity was having the same birthday as Jessica Simpson like
it was so important to me but now there are so many more celebrities like I'm sure Jessica
Simpson isn't even the most famous person with my birthday I actually have the same birthday as
Erika Jayne yeah no now I'm looking at November 16th birthdays new celebrities Emma Stone like
that would have been really helpful growing up Ethan Ethan Hawke. I always knew that one, but I never knew who he was.
And now, you know, now that I watch the Olympics, I do.
Sally Field, obviously.
That's Tony Hawk.
I know.
Oh, okay.
It was a joke for the people who listened to that episode.
Okay, okay.
Referencing myself.
To reference or not reference myself.
A new celebrity, Lamar Odom.
Very fresh. Rebecca Romijnijn who was a celebrity when I
was growing up but she was like a supermodel yeah she was just a supermodel I really couldn't
relate just a supermodel I couldn't relate but now that she's married to Jerry O'Connell like
things are different yesterday and Hernandez yesterday two years ago, or maybe one year ago.
No, two years ago, Jerry O'Connell was on the toast.
He came up on my time hop.
Kind of miss Jerry and his chaotic energy.
Like, need him back.
Mine too.
Kelly Rutherford.
From Lily Vanderwoodson.
From Glee.
Not Glee.
Gossip Girl.
Chris Souls.
I didn't know he was in November 6th.
Bebe.
That is really interesting.
I'm just going to hold my tongue.
That's really interesting.
I'm going to go do yours.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Because I do know I have the same birthday as Jessica Simpson, obviously, but new celebrities.
I know I have the same birthday as Erika Jayne, which is crazy.
July 10th, famous birthdays.
Let's go.
Sofia Vergara.
Of course.
Like, only stunning people have July 10th birthdays.
That makes sense.
Nikola Tesla.
He's on famousbirthdays.com.
He's on Google's, Google does a roundup.
I didn't go to famous birthdays because like, it's a chaotic website.
Let me know if I come up on the Google search.
Though I'm happy to be, oh yeah, maybe you'll show up here.
Like you have to scroll for an hour, but let's do it.
It's fine.
Erika Jayne, obviously.
Jessica Simpson, obviously. Perry Edwards. Oh, little wicks. here like you have to scroll for an hour but let's do it it's fine erica jane obviously jessica simpson obviously perry edwards ah little mix i don't want to hurt you on this next one adrian
grenier you're lying not lying you're lying not lying i'm changing my birthday that's disgusting
i fucking hate adrian grenier for a multitude of reasons yeah change your birthday change your
birthdays and also cut yourself out of Devil Wears Prada.
You're the worst part of the movie.
And also give us back our straws.
Okay.
Then also like a ton of other people who I do not know and not you.
I'm sorry.
No!
This just ruined my day.
I know.
That's like so crazy.
Even one of like the Beckham babies is on it.
Harper.
Which one?
Harper. He's pretty famous
I don't know um so yeah like just know your birthday twins it's such an important factoid
for you to know and it's a great thing to talk about on a date I feel like you think because
your birthday twin and they're gonna be like how old are you okay now on famous birthdays let's see
how far I have to scroll till you come up no honestly I don't like this activity it's gonna
make me depressed because you know like in my own mind, I think I'm so
famous.
But in actuality, reality is that I'm not.
So I just don't want to talk about it.
OK.
I do know that like I am like the third most famous social media star with the name Claudia.
So it's Claudia Salewski.
She's obviously had a man and there's like some other girl.
Yeah.
OK.
Well, three is, you know, you still get on the podium.
I matter.
You get on the podium.
For sure.
So that's our show.
Those were our stories.
And I feel as though you needed to know them.
I do feel as though.
And now you're one step closer to getting over the hump.
Because the next time we see you guys, it'll be the day before Friday.
It'll be Friday Eve.
Yes.
And you know what today is?
Friday Eve Eve. Damn. Which is so exciting. That's our show. It'll be Friday Eve. Yes. And you know what today is? Friday Eve Eve.
Damn.
Which is so exciting.
That's our show.
God, it's brutal out here.
It's brutal.
Have you been watching her performance from iHeartRadio?
It was like her first festival ever.
Or first performance ever not at an award show.
No.
It was really good.
I'm sure it was.
The crowd was like on fire.
I saw videos on TikTok of people like beating the shit out of each other to like get to
the front.
That's how you know it was a good show.
Oh yeah.
So you mostly see it on TikTok?
Like exclusively.
You know what I want to watch that looks so good?
The Voice.
By the way, so glad you brought that up.
So I watched all the blind auditions on YouTube and I think I'm going to start adding it into
my repertoire because first of all, we should have been watching for Kelly.
Like, it's actually disgusting of us that we call us her fans,
and we didn't even watch.
It's disgusting.
And now with Ari, like, there's such a good vibe between the coaches
because, like, John Legend is the biggest Ariana Grande fan.
Blake and Taylor – Taylor.
Blake and Kelly are, like, such good friends.
Do you know – I don't know if we've talked about this yet.
Blake used to be managed by – Yeah, we talked about it. and he fired him for Kelly yeah we talked about it and like they are the best friends
and everything of the sort so like there's so many good dynamics and also Kelly and Ari have
such a good relationship did you see Ari on the Kelly Clarkson show I saw that she was on it just
giving respect to Kelly it was so because like obviously like Ariana is
like the hottest thing right now she's like the biggest pop star in the world right now and Kelly
is this more like seasoned veteran and I guess it's easy to be intimidated by Ariana Grande and
or the dynamic could be very you know competitive very Nashville yes that's what I was thinking
yeah Raina James and Hayden Panettiere and Hayden Panettiere like
the old guard and the new guard but no they they seem so simpatico simpatico erotico you have to
watch it was so moving honestly full of respect full of compassion for one another and they were
just like saying saying something and Kelly Clarkson was like yeah but you're Ariana Grande and Ari was like but you're Kelly Clarkson like it is fucking
beautiful so there's so much beauty going on at The Voice right now that I completely agree
we need to watch. Did you see the video Ari posted of um the burn book? No. Okay it's the scene from
Mean Girls Regina George writing in the burn book about herself this girl's a fugly slut do not
trust her and she picks it up and it's Blake Shelton and I was actually laughing out loud me too like love Ari just like
getting you know getting her hands dirty yeah and there what I I mean I know there's still so many
auditions left but there was a girl who sang you know what I just want to I want to put it out
there just in case she wins because I was like so incredibly moved by her voice and I just watched
the video so it should be in my YouTube library. Did she have the voice? She might have had the oh
oh and of course she was on Team Ari and she sang The Bones by Maren Morris in the most
unique way like she changed the song. Oh my god I think I'm gonna watch the the premiere episode
there's two episodes so far. I know those those episodes are those types of shows are hard to
watch they're so long and there's so much trash like oh I'm a struggling musician like I work in a restaurant like okay they all like yeah everyone's
story is worth telling but it's so boring that's why there's fast forward but like also the looks
Ari is serving I know it's just we're really unworthy you know where is Songland just your
your biannual reminder
that Songland
hasn't returned.
Hmm.
We'll have to look into it.
Also, I saw
Esther Dean is on
a new competition show.
I was like,
did she jump ship?
Oh, she did.
And it's a show
that's about
cover songs.
Oh, you know what?
I actually did see
a commercial for that
and I kind of thought
the show looked good. It's like Battle of the Cover B of the cover bands yeah it just no offense like it just looked
like a step down from songland oh because songland was genius artistry at work this show reminded me
of lip sync battle where it's just an excuse for people to get up there and do karaoke honestly I'm
so glad we've moved out of the time in our lives where lip sync battle was on tv yeah it was like the dumbest idea for a show no I completely and it was like embarrassing for
everyone involved I could understand how you get carried away with something like that because like
if you were on the battle if you were battling and like you got to dress up as someone and like
be them like that's so fun for you nobody fucking wants to watch it for you and then they just got
like so desperate with like
people to come on the show that like no people were lip-syncing they didn't know the words like
Ramona did a Britney Spears moment where she didn't know one word to the song like love Ramona
but like come on yeah yeah no I'm glad that that era has has ended but now it just seems like this
cover band was just giving me vibes of that I feel that like an excuse for people to like perform
for themselves that was also like a weird time for that network.
That was Spike TV that like turned into Paramount
and now we have Paramount Plus.
And what is this channel?
And they had American Woman
for Kyle Richards
and it was just like a channel
that couldn't get their shit together.
But they also produced Waco.
Did you ever watch Waco?
No.
What is you doing?
I don't know.
It's so good.
It's so good?
It's so good.
It's so good.
Okay, no, like I'll watch it after Downton. Okay. It's only one season. It's pretty traumatizing. It's so good. It's so good. Okay, no, like, I'll watch it after Downton.
Okay.
It's only one season.
It's pretty traumatizing.
You gotta watch it.
No, but, like, Tim Riggins is in it, right?
Yeah, and David Koresh.
Who's that?
Leader of the cult.
Oh, he is David Koresh.
He is David Koresh, yeah.
Okay, well.
And it's based on a true story.
It is a true story.
So I'll watch Mako if everyone who's listening to this podcast watches a piece of work.
Like, seriously.
It's educational.
That seems like a fair deal.
Everyone.
Every single one of you.
Every.
All six million of you.
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