The Toast - S4 Ep168: Claudia vs. Harry Styles' Butt: Thursday, September 23rd, 2021

Episode Date: September 23, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Brew this morning and our favorite time of the week we live five days for the two days where we can sleep in together and so I was like Brew one more sleep till it's our favorite time of the week and he's like mom go do your thing mom go do your thing bring home that coin mom yeah he's like you got to put kibble on the table boys got to eat get to work I said Brew I love how you understand how it works I hope everyone had an amazing day enjoyed yesterday's episode which I thought to be particularly hilarious that's so funny you keep saying that, like I don't want to jinx or anything, but like we're killing it. We're on a roll. We are. Maybe we should make this our career. Today's no exception, Jax. Like we're going to kill it today too. Oh my God. Look at you and your positive attitude. You're now four for four on days of positivity. You know what? I'm so glad

that you brought that up because there's something I want to share. And I feel like if I say it on the podcast, like I have to be kept accountable. But like ever since Monday, I've just had this like whole new outlook on life. And just like I have so many things coming up. I have my tour coming up, which I'll be announcing date soon.

I have, you know, Simon's wedding, where like literally the entire Kardashian family will be at. I'm going on a trip with Brian. And I just have all these things coming up. And I want to be like the best version of myself, both physically and emotionally and mentally. And I feel like I'm really getting on a good like track with the mental. Like I've been so positive lately, right?

Yeah. It's the Yom Kippur effect. You can use Yom, because I was going to say to what do we owe this pleasure? I just feel like I'm coming out of, like, my summer slump. Like, I was just, like, drinking every night, like, eating like shit, not taking care of my body. Like, I feel like I've been drinking so much water. Like, I don't know if you've noticed, like, almost every day there's water in my Love Island bottle. Like, that's a really big deal for me, you guys.

That's the intended effect. That's why they have them on the show. Like, I think they would dehydrate out there otherwise. 100%. No, and, like, something about this little straw like slurpy thing like makes drinking water kind of fun. Look at you. No I know Jackie I'm telling you like I've lost two pounds because I've been working

I've been walking to work every day because like now that I'm getting back on tour like I cannot be like so as out of shape as I am whilst on the road. And you know at the end of last tour like I got so snatched like maybe that'll happen again um so I don't know I'm just feeling like this is a new me and I encourage you find a new version of yourself you're gonna like what you see I guarantee it okay so do you have any tips or tricks for you know for getting in the headspace that's the hardest part about it like I just feel like honestly like you have to hit rock bottom like and I feel like I hit rock bottom like a week ago like I just woke up one particular one per day particularly hungover and I just been like acting like an animal the night before and I was like you know what like we got it's time to grow

up you know so I think it's really all about like how you see your life and how you see yourself that's what I would say this is like just we're gonna have to put this podcast in a different category no inspirational it's literally education whatever that category is there's an education category and I'm teaching you how to be your best self all you have to do is join my MLM ten thousand dollars to buy in and I'll see you at the meeting. What are you selling? Positivity. And you actually can't put a price on it.

You actually sound like a pyramid scheme. No. Not to be confused with an MLM. Join my team, full of boss babes. We're selling positivity, and we're changing lives, and you can be a boss babe from your own home. Well, now that's something worth thinking about. Well, if it's from your own home.

I don't have to leave. So yeah, don't mind me just being like positive queen over here that's so beautiful i mean we love to see it we love to see change oh god oh god so much positivity like raiding out of my nostrils to see change oh my god okay you guys so jackie and i were in the street yesterday and if you're watching on youtube or if you're actually if you're listening as a podcast there's like this hand gesture that is like viral on TikTok I think it's like big in the gaming community when like you're shy or like you're meeting people on the internet I don't know you like put your fingers together and you make this like signal that's like I'm shy and it's become like a thing on TikTok like a dance move it's like like Jackie did it to me in the street yesterday. And when I tell you, I was shocked, honey.

I was in tears almost. Because first of all, how do you know that? So I know it because... And did you know what it meant when you did it? No, I didn't know it meant I'm shy. But I remember seeing a meme that was like an emoji of like a face, a blushing face, with two fingers pointing at each other.

And I can, you you know also surmise that's in some TikTok dances I've seen Addison go like this yeah um and just the question that you asked me I forget what it was but like this was the only logical answer and you also made the accompanying like facial expression it's like this pout like shy and I was really shocked to hear you say that I'm not gonna lie I mean I said it with my whole chest. You did. And like, it stopped me dead in my tracks, like on the street, like I was floored the house down. Yeah. Shocked. I don't know what to tell you. Every day we're getting closer and closer to you getting back on TikTok. I'm telling you. No, I'm telling you. I'm farther and farther away, even though I saw that there was some love for AC out there because

you know my TikTok was just a counselor snitch fan page and was run by AC um people clearly really related to that and they miss her and I you know love for AC like warms my heart so much because like she is so close to your heart everything to me she's really a piece of you if you come for AC like you're coming for me. AC, by the way, is American Camper. And if you need a background on the camper saga, ask your local toaster. Ask your local toaster. Exactly. So it was nice to see everyone, like, talking about how they missed AC on the talk and,

like, please come back. But I'm sorry, but everything that you send me just makes me feel even stronger about my decision. Okay, fine. You know what? Like me trying to get you on TikTok is like you trying to get me to read a historical fiction novel. I'm useless and disappointing.

Speaking of, last night I was watching Outlander and then I switched to Beverly Hills and I was like, I can't go back to Outlander. One, I'm so nervous all the time that I'm going to see something. And two, there's so many moments where it's not good like they're constantly on the run everything's always going wrong like I need shows where there are some wins for the main character and some stability it can't always be bad like I need to see my faves winning sometimes no that's true and so I was like I don't want to go back it's like puts me and brew on edge too like he hears a small sound he starts barking

I'm like I can't do this to brew I think I should go back to reading back. It's like puts me and Brew on edge too. Like he hears a small sound. He starts barking. I'm like, I can't do this to Brew. I think I should go back to reading because I'll sleep better when I read. And it's just better for me. But then I could not find anything I wanted to read. Like I was completely at a loss. I sort of wanted to read. Fix her up. Another Tessa Bailey book.

I sort of wanted to read like a silly rom-com book similar to it it happened one summer just to be like transported you know nothing crazy don't have to think too hard I couldn't really find anything and then also I would see some titles I'm like this looks too stupid so then I would go to something that looks more serious I'm like this looks too serious Exactly. I wound up starting Jane Eyre. Oh my God. I can't. I can't. I've never read it. It's such a classic for a reason. You know, I read the description. It sounds like a great novel. And, you know, scores of readers have really fallen in love with Jane over the...

Scores, yes. Over many centuries. Scores. Scores of centuries, too. Scores of centuries, scores of centuries scores of readers and I'm reading Jane Eyre everyone and I'm just pivoting completely I'm reading the sequel to the Tessa Bailey fix her up I can't remember what it's called what is the book called whatever it's not that great you should try Jane Eyre no but I'm so happy for you I'm just I needed to pick something and I just I'm glad that I picked something no and so far I'm five percent

in and you're happy with your choice I'm happy with I'm fine with my choice I just needed to make a good because it's the one you got I just needed to make a choice I feel that um but Beverly Hills was on last night and I did catch up with the episode from the previous week because I hadn't seen it and I have a lot to say in our tv recap so I'm very much looking forward to breaking that down with you sister me too and some news just dropped this morning um about Tom about Tom it's about Tom it's literally about Tom and so we'll talk about that fifth and final story leading into the tv recap it also just like makes everything from last night shown in a completely different light yeah so I guess I mean do you have any Downton updates that you want to share?

I watched a ton of Downton. Like me and Ben are officially separated on the matter. It always happens. It had to happen. Like Ben is, you know, he went to a concert last night. Tonight he's going to a dinner. Like I spend my nights in bed on the weeknights and I like to enjoy my shows. So if Ben's not going to be home in bed, then I'm just going to have to take matters into my own hands. And I finished season four last night and it's just so good. I mean, I'm still like waiting with bated breath to find out what happened with Edith's mystery man, but she did burn the house down quite literally.

And that was probably one of the funniest things ever. She literally almost burned down like the entire palace, but thankfully it was just contained to her bedroom. Thanks to Mr. Barrow. So i'm i don't really have any updates until like i find out what the fuck happened to michael gregson okay i could tell you but i won't no no no it's much too good for children yeah stay tuned i will okay i think we should get into everything yeah except like i've really been noticing because i've been so immersed in the Downton landscape that I've really started to talk like differently. No that's like Australian but um with an accent or just words? Words. Yeah that'll happen. Like if I'm if I love you instead I'll be

like I love you. I'll always say like not always but like recently I've started saying I love you so very much so very much and that's beautiful I haven't heard that from you well because I don't tell you I love you that's why because you're mean to me and you think that's right that's why and you think that's right because you make fun of me what do I make you just make fun of me you just made fun of me I don't think that I did so maybe if you were kinder I would tell you that I would so you don't love that I would tell you that I love you very much no I do love you but I don't think that I did. So maybe if you were kinder, I would tell you that I would tell you that I love you very much. No, I do love you, but I don't feel the need to tell you when you're making fun of me, mocking my passions. If we're going to talk about mocking passions. I don't mock your passions. We're going to start somewhere else. I just ignore them. We're going to start somewhere else. I don't ignore your passions, Jackie. I just pretend they don't exist. And that

hurts too. And it still doesn't. We should talk about that. And it still doesn't take away from me letting you know how dearly I love you. Well Jackie I love you so very much. Very very much. What they don't even say that. Yes they do. Instead of like I love you so much. You're like I love you so very much. They don't tell each other they love each other. It doesn't happen often but when it does it's quite beautiful and impactful and influential on me. Okay, whatever. And instead of being like, yeah, I'm okay with that, I'm always like, I'm very pleased. You should be pleased.

I'm very, very pleased. And then when you're in the shower, are you like, can you pass me your lady shit soap? No. But when I see Ben, I'm like, get the fuck out of my way, my lord. Thank you. Nice. Except like, I think in our house house ben would be like a footman and i'm the damage accountants and it's his lordship which i don't feel like his lordship

and his ladyship is what they called yeah but who do you call my lord would would like a footman have called matthew crawley that no his lordship no they were calling him mr mat Matthew anyway. It's confusing. No, the names make no sense. Yeah. Okay, let's get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by Relief Band, the number one FDA-cleared anti-nausea wristband that has been clinically proven to quickly relieve and effectively prevent nausea and vomiting

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was like a bright spot in my week like I really enjoyed it so I'm very much looking forward to it coming back it for me just depends on the person hosting and it has to be someone that I literally die for and we've been delivered because the season kicks off on October 2nd host will be Owen Wilson with musical guest Casey Musgraves I mean I think that's going to be incredible yeah I do think Owen Wilson is like really random because like okay owen is the blonde brother right not luke but justice for luke i think luke is like the better brother um why he has something coming out loki he stars in oh he does yeah l-o-k-i l-o-k-i doesn't also taylor treff's ex-boyfriend yes that's what i associate with loki i think he is loki me too and then i think owen is you know a friend of. I don't know this seems. Friend of Loki. Casey's excellent. I'm

not talking about Casey. I'm just talking about the host for like the season opener. Seems kind of lackluster. No I think that this is good. But also. It's not bad. It's not great. It's good. Owen Wilson is a very good funny actor. It's be great now we're two people in a blender whatever saving lives he's a very funny guy so it'll be good I just thought like star power wise it was kind of random no no this works for me I like I'm not gonna issue a complaint because I'm always complaining have then have Luke and Owen Wilson like ever been in the same room or even acknowledge the fact that they're brothers definitely really I feel like they don't I know I think they're they're fine as brothers I just don't think they're annoying about it

and are we annoying we do every single thing together who do you think like has like who do you like better I mean I love Luke because of Legally Blonde I know but he's literally been nothing else I know he's always just like you you know, the good boyfriend. Yeah. But Owen is just so funny. And some like the internship and wedding crashers. It's just so good. You know, I've never seen wedding crashers like in full. You're missing out. I know. But like that good. Now, every time it's like when we play. Well, I've never played with you, obviously. But like when I play two truths and a lie, like with random people like in college and stuff, I would always like, I've never seen Wedding Crashers. And like, it's like that thing about me and it was a truth.

So I feel like I can't see it now. Oh, I mean, if you need it for that purpose, then fine. You never know when you're going to be thrown into a game of Two Truths and a Lie. I know. And you always need to come prepared. And I never am. Never. Like, it's literally the worst fucking game.

But I also like, I want to start putting myself taking myself out of situations they're hella toxic two truths and a lie because it's just it's not for me and even I thought on my wellness retreat like during orientation like we would have to do it no we didn't thank god and that's how I knew it was the right retreat for me right but if I find myself in a situation where it's like we're playing two truths and a lie I'm just removing myself and I'm an adult like I can do what I want well the thing is like I'm gonna step away we don't work in those types of environments like it's literally the four of us like there's no one here so maybe we could play two truths and a lie later but I think as an adult

a lot of where you get those torturous icebreakers are when you work for like corporate companies and do like team building yeah company off sites like stupid shit like that so probably the last time I did it was like on birthright oh that's the perfect place for it but also if I was on birthright and I excused myself it was when it was my turn I was like I'm not standing for this like I wouldn't have made any friends so sometimes you do have to break the ice which is unfortunate anyways just come prepared yeah and then it's like you know if you're trying to make it like funny like I've on more than one occasion wanted to be like and everyone would think it was a lie.

Like, okay, one of my truths is like Cuba getting junior stuck his finger on my butt when I was 16 in a club. And then it just gets like dark. So it's really just not a fun game. No, no, it's not a fun game. But that is an interesting fact about me. It is. Very interesting. It is interesting.

It is. Very interesting. It is interesting. Back to the story at hand. October 9th, SNL host Kim Kardashian West with musical guest Halsey. This is amazing. This is so incredible. I never thought about this happening.

Me neither. And it never occurred to me that she's never done it. Or that any of the sisters have never done it. And I think she's going to be so good because she's so funny. She funny she's so down and obviously if she's putting herself in the SNL environment she's willing to go with the flow well yeah I'm nervous for her because like you know Kim like hates dancing you know what I mean like remember that whole Prince concert thing she hates to dance and I just feel like it's like a personality thing with her like she's always in control she's like always in charge I'm actually nervous for her like I'm not gonna like I'm not saying I think she's gonna be bad I'm sure she's nervous too but she's putting herself out of her comfort zone

she's gonna do something new and also like Kim doesn't fail like if she sets her mind to this it's gonna be so funny that's true also even if she's like awkward or nervous like she's gonna be so cute like during her monologue, I'm dying. I can't wait. This is as exciting, probably even a little more exciting than Elon Musk, honestly. By the way, her monologue is going to be great. She's a great speaker. She's always going to conferences.

I'm not worried about her monologue at all. What I did find interesting is that she's still going by KKW on the little index card that said Kim Kardashian West. The only thing that could have made this better is if Kanye were the musical guest. Yeah. And then he has a new album out so it's not unfathomable. Or like someone who's like a part of the Kardashian crew you know because Halsey's like very much team Taylor Swift. Oh. You know? No I don't. That was my first thought. I don't know. No I'm sure like I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure halsey will jump in some skits and everybody loves kim and by the way everyone really loves halsey too is that what they say yeah she's a

great gal okay she's a great gal it's gonna be historic honestly and there's they announce more people yes of course but i just we need to ruminate on this particular this is why it's a story of course the first story and you know what got, I like went on like a rabbit hole, just thought wise. When they post these cards, like who's writing this? Like who is the writer? The writer of SNL font. But maybe. It's a font.

Oh, I never thought of that. Right. Because that's a lot of pressure for one hand. No, and you're saying this one hand has been working for SNL forever? Yeah. And what happens after this person, you know, passes away? Yeah. Or moves on. Like what if they want a promotion? And Lauren's Lauren's like I'm sorry there's no more cards for you to write

right like the card writing industry is dead yeah so this was just a thought I never thought of it as a font that's a really good call I think it's a font because look at the way all the octobers are the exact same there's no I'm with you you're 100% right I'm like a forensic handwriting analysis we should get an answer but that's a good that's a good call. Okay. Because then I thought it would be cool to do like a whole documentary on this person. Like I was thinking like that's something like Vice would do you know. Yeah and that I would not watch. Okay. Are we ready to move on from Kim? I just want I can't overstate it enough. So excited. So proud of Kim for stepping out of her comfort

zone. Yes she always has control but like she's putting herself in a situation. She doesn't know what's going to happen and I'm just so excited for her. Me too. And you know what else I actually really like about SNL? They don't give us like so, oh, next January, Kim. It's in two weeks. Agreed. And they only announce like three or four at a time. So we don't get too excited for something that's more than a month away. I actually really appreciate that. Okay. Then on October 16th, we have host Rami Malek he will be joined by musical guest Young Thug and I will be skipping that one yeah but I'll have to take the week off after all the excitement from Kim yeah it'll be too much and then the following week on October

23rd we have Jason Sudeikis hosting with singer Brandi Carlile fucking love Brandi Carlile we love a country music representation um and you know i'll actually be very interested to see jason sudeikis because if they don't address like the obvious elephant in the room harry styles of course um like i know he has other things going on like ted lasso swept the emmys he's like having this great career moment but like he's also having this like other thing and i would just love for them to address it. I just feel like the Jason Sudeikis stans, like Ted Lasso stans, like really don't think about the Harry Styles piece. Like they're two totally different groups of people.

Yes, but then the people who live in the real world who are not like up Jason Sudeikis' butt. Like when I hear Jason Sudeikis, I'm like Harry Styles. But you're up Harry Styles' butt. No, I'm not. Just because he follows me on Instagram, Jackie. No, I would say you're in the camp. God, I can't believe you made me bring that up.

You're in the camp of people who are up Harry Styles' butt. I'm really not. There's people who are up Jason Sudeikis' butt. And the twain never shall meet. I just want to say, I'm really not up Harry Styles' butt. Compared to the average American, I think you are. No, I think. Like, no shade.

No, no. Probably compared to the average American, like, I might be in his crack. No, by the way, I'm not taking any slight offense to it at all. Okay. I'm just saying, like, actually, I'm really not, like, the biggest, like, Harry Styles fan. Like, yes, do I feel connected to him because he follows me on Instagram. Yes, I do.

But, like, I don't know if I'm going to go see him on tour. Like, I'm not, like, so far up his ass. But you've already seen him. Yeah, because, like. You went to his tour. No, I didn't didn't yeah you did with the snatchler we went to the today show that's even crazier the today show invited me that's for people who are up his butt Jackie that was a work event the today show invited me okay no you and the snatchler went to see Harry Styles I believe yeah like a million years ago okay like and you had a One Direction poster hanging in your dorm oh by the way I'm fully up the ass of One Direction I not even

I'm so far up the ass I'm coming out of their throat who's your favorite member of One Direction I'd have to think about that but probably Lewis okay no it's Harry obviously but like I just like currently like I'm not and I don't even like i'm not like i don't know why you're fucking gaslighting me like i'm not gaslighting i'm being very direct no but you're like you are trying to convince me that i am a harry styles fan i'm trying to show you that you are but i'm letting you know like i'm really not i don't even know that much of his music that isn't like super popular like i know sign of the times okay i know um watermelon sugar oh of course everyone knows that song you know just give me a second i wish i could pull up my spotify like like data and let you know like how little i

listen but that's not saying i don't like harry styles i love him like of course he's so cute but like i'm not trying to be offensive but like okay watermelon sugar sure adore you i don't think i know that song i think you do sing it i don't know how it goes but it's like it's like the title is everywhere okay play it for a second but then oh yeah of course just looking for you okay falling falling i'm falling i keep on falling no no remember i tried to sing this song on the show the other day. Okay. When we were falling into fall.

I'm falling. What the fuck? I mean, I have a horrible voice. You know this song. Oh, that was not what you sang. I tried my best. Okay. Then there's Golden. I tried my best. Okay. Then there's Golden.

I know that one. You're so golden. You're so golden. Okay, anyways. Let's call it truce. Yeah, like, I don't know why this is, like, becoming a thing. Like, I like Harry Styles for sure, but, like, I'm not up his butt. I think it's very normal to see Jason Sudeikis and think of Harry Styles.

That's the original point I was trying to make. And now that we've gotten down this rabbit hole, this episode would only be made better if it was Jason as host, Harry as musical guest. Oh, my God. That would make my life. That would be crazy. I mean, they might have to start co-parenting. So, like, it's better that they just get on the right foot.

A hundred percent. Okay, so that's all the SNL hosts to start co-parenting. So like it's better that they just get on the right foot. A hundred percent. Okay. So that's all the SNL hosting guests we have so far. So they announced what? Three or four weeks. Four. That's exciting. It's exciting.

And I like that they don't like schedule a whole lineup for the whole year. Because, you know, people change. And people come up. They come down. Someone could be a nobody right now and famous in November. Olivia Rodrigo. Like that's how it happens. So I really, I'm So I really I'm very

excited. I'm very excited as well. And are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Megan Fox and Kourtney Kardashian are the new faces of Skims Cotton Collection. So brilliant. And they are heating up the internet. It was a sickening photo shoot. I mean, all the Skims merchandising is gorgeous. But this was just like a sick photo shoot. Like two like snatched girls like eating an apple. It was gorgeous. But also the sheer concept of it. Like, my God, this is just like the marketing machine that is the Kardashian empire.

And like you can deny it. You can deny it all you want. But like this is proof. Like they are so fucking smart. It's twisted how smart they are. No, it's twisted. These pictures are everything. Like, and it just like confirms like Megan and Courtney are, are besties.

These pictures were probably taken a while ago too. Right. They both look so incredible. Like I'm buying what they're selling. Me too. And it really is Kim. Like she's so on trend. Even when she had like Addison in the skim campaign like she's just crushing it no and skims

is just like everything of the sort you know yeah I like I always forget that Kim even has other companies like her fragrances and KKW Beauty which is like in the process of a rebrand but like skims is absolutely everything and skims is a billion dollar industry yeah and these pictures were so gorgeous flames I loved it I was shocked I just was not expecting to see it at all okay but now here's my question do you does she pay them yes yeah yeah but like I I think she pays them like their market value value price because honestly like I think that this relationship that Megan Fox has had with Machine Gun Kelly and therefore, like, thrust into this Kardashian world has been, like, the most attention Megan Fox has gotten in years. Because, like, she's always been really, really famous, but she has had this weird career where she was blackballed in 2009.

And, like, she hasn't really got that many movie roles anymore. So, like, I think you get there are multiple ways of getting paid. I think you get, there are multiple ways of getting paid. And I think the attention, the press, all of it is a huge value to Megan Fox. In addition to the, of course, you have to pay like a day rate. Right. I don't think this was like charity work for Skims. No, no, no, no. Yeah.

Do you think Kourtney gets paid? No. I think she should. I think she should too. She probably does. She probably does. But yeah, it's just curious, you know you know because like obviously I would do a skims campaign for free but I'm not Megan Fox I mean like I would but then I think about like I'd have

to be in my skims and then I'm like that would take a lot of money oh you think yeah I know I would come to peace with it for free just want to meet Kim I need at least a billion dollars I just need to have a talk with the CEO totally a billion dollars okay are you ready for our next story yeah Jennifer Nettles is going to Broadway she is joining the cast of Waitress following in the footsteps of Sara Bareilles and Catherine McPhee and Catherine McPhee and is it wasn't it um Keri Russell and And Miranda Sings. No. Yeah, she was in Waitress and Musical.

I don't know if she was the actress that Sara Bareilles was, but she was in it. So was Todrick. Okay. Also, the part has been played by Jordan Sparks, Nicolette Robinson, Shoshana Bean, Betsy Wolfe, and more. Wow, I didn't realize there had been so many people who played it if you're like a Broadway like fan or just like like hearing people who can sing go to YouTube and search Shoshana Bean she used to be mine and it's a video with Broadway.com they have like this studio in Times Square where people just like come and sing covers and it is hands down the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life so I've never seen Waitress the Musical I have no idea what

it's about but she used to be Mine is my go-to karaoke song. And I'm not going to lie. Like, tears are shed. Like, it's a moment for us all. And now I'm like, I've got to go see the musical. I've never even seen it. Also, I was thinking Shoshana Bean sounds familiar from Greatest Showman. Somehow I couldn't put it together.

She recorded the demo for This Is Me. Not the one that we heard. Like, obviously, it was K.L. Settle. Oh that's so interesting. She like was part of the. She's just like a Broadway queen. She's like a New York queen and she's the most incredible voice like you've ever heard in your life. That song She Used To Be Mine just makes me too sad. It's so sad. Jackie later today like when you have a moment of peace go to YouTube and watch a video it's and then also they have the same Broadway.com video

with Catherine McPhee singing it. Also really good. Shoshana's much better, but Catherine's is also stunning. Interesting. It's naughty. It's cute that the show always has like a... Rotating. A rotating like big star.

And I think this country Broadway crossover is going to be so exciting. I love Jennifer Nettles. Like she is a true icon. Yeah. What band is she in? Sugarland. Right.

She was not really a band. It's like a duo. Yeah. But she also did some solo stuff, I think. Yes. She has a song with like Bon Jovi. Speaking of music, Kelly Clarkson's new Christmas single came out today. Christmas Isn't Canceled, Just You.

And I was listening to it. Just You? Is she talking to me? Yeah, no, it's like her fault but no she's talking about her ex I when I was when I was listening to it I was like oh this is like a good like Christmas song for someone who's like is it about an elf with old tweets going through a breakup no it's just like how Christmas isn't going to be ruined for her because he's not there right you're ruined not Christmas I had forgotten that she's like literally going through such heartbreak right now.

So Kelly Clarkson to write like a breakup song, but make it Christmas. And she has a Christmas album coming out on October 15th, which is crazy because her existing Christmas album, Wrapped in Red, is the best Christmas album. Like if I could only listen to one forever, it might have to be that one. It's so fucking good. So the fact that we're getting a sequel, we're not worthy. if I could listen to one Christmas album till the end of time it would be like the glee one it's so good and you get all the classic hits right no but I'm saying hers is up there with like the best of the best Carrie Underwood Mariah Carey well Mariah Carey doesn't

actually have a Christmas album she just has the Christmas song and she's the Christmas queen yeah I would have to go through like Michael, Michael Bublé would obviously be, you know, some people's choice. I don't know. After that whole Michael Bublé scandal, I was never able to look at him in the same way again. Yeah. No, things have changed. He keeps coming up on my TikTok and he's like, he's doing all these things to prove he's not a sociopath. And I just know, like, when the doors are closed, like, he's a fucking monster.

Like, I just know it in my bones. When your eyes are closed, you see him for what he truly is which is a monster literally um but back to kelly wait what was the story jennifer oh jennifer so yeah so she's sugar land of course she sings the iconic taylor swift written song how could you do this babe and then And then also, stuck like glue. You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue. She's kind of like an icon. Yes, she is. There's one Sugarland song that's like so good.

I don't know if it's even, let me try and find it. Hold on. Let me try and find it too. I'm trying to find it in my like songs, but it's like. She also has a song with Bon Jovi. Could it be still the same? could be that's what's in my liked what is the song she has with bon jovi it's so good jennifer what's her name nettles who says you can't come back being all around the world that's a matter of fact she's great and like

can't wait to see her on broadway maybe I'll finally see. I really would like to see. Also, Unlove You by Jennifer Nettles. It's in my heart. So it must be good. I would like to see Waitress Musical. I don't know if I want to see it with Jennifer Nettles, though. Like, I really would love to see it with Shoshana Bean or like, Catherine McVeigh.

Wow. She's the one you got. I missed it. Literally. Literally. Okay, ready for our next story? But will you promise me you'll watch that Shoshana Bean video? I actually can't promise you because like it might make me too emotional.

Oh my God. Just watch it. You don't know what it's like to be hormonal. No. You have to avoid emotional triggers. It's not emotional. It's just a beautiful song. No, but that song I find to be particularly sad.

It is. But like that's why it's so beautiful. And honestly, like I think that's going to become like my next go-to song like you know whenever i'm like you know i can sing and everyone's like claudia sing i always sing don't rain on my parade i disagree with this no decision you're trust me i'll send you a video later of me singing it like i did karaoke at brian's house share with the class no no no like give us a little it's too meaningful to me give us a sneak peek if it's so meaningful you can't even sing it like just on the couch with your sis. How are you going to sing it at a dinner party?

Well, I haven't practiced it like enough yet, but like I will get it to a point where it's so good. I can't do it yet, honestly. Like it's, I'll make a video and send it to you and then you'll let me know. Okay. Okay. Fine. But like nothing's.

And carves out a person. No, I'm kidding. No, I'm really going to work on it and then I'll send it to you. Okay. Thank you. But now I've got you. No, I'm kidding I'm really gonna work on it and then I'll send it to you okay thank you but now I've got you no I'm done I don't next story if I'm honest I know no I'm done yeah it's not sounding excuse me because don't rain on myade, the Claudia version for me, is better than Rachel Berry. Like, you know how I feel about it.

So you're going to have to really do something. You know what? When I get home today, I'm going to make two videos. Okay. One, Don't Rain on My Parade. Two, She See Mine. And we'll put it to a vote. Okay.

I'm not worried. Are you ready for our next story? Finally, are you going to cut me off and sing again? No, I'm just like really like hurt that you said it didn't sound good. I'm sorry. For your one, for your go-to song, it's got to be the best of the best. Like I'm not going to let you get away with mediocrity. Fine. Are you ready for our next story? No. No, no yeah I am okay cool Linda Evangelista is suing over cosmetic procedure that she says left her brutally disfigured and deeply depressed the former

supermodel said to my followers who have wondered why I have not been working while my peers careers have been thriving the reason is that I was brutally disfigured by Zeltik's cool sculpting procedure which did the opposite of what it promised, she posted to her Instagram. She claimed the treatment increased, not decreased her fat cells and left her permanently deformed even after undergoing two painful, unsuccessful corrective surgeries. Oh my god. She added that she has been left as what the media described as unrecognizable. This is really surprising. Yeah, also because Cool Spa is like an outpatient. It's not like a invasive procedure. So to have results that leave you like disfigured

when it's like a app. Some people don't even see results from Cool Spa. Yeah. That's mostly what I've heard about Cool Spa. It's like a waste of time and money. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm not sure. But like that is really sad. And also like just a good warning for other people. Yeah. You know, I don't really think I believe in Cool Spa, even though I do know someone who got Cool Spa. I'm not sure but like that is really sad and also like just a good warning for other people yeah you know I don't really think I believe in in cool spot even though I do know someone who got cool spot on their neck and it like looked amazing like I was shocked what was their next situation before like big neck I thought about doing cool spot a few times I know I remember I thought that my you know particular ailments would could be solved but then enough people told me that it's a waste of time it's a hoax and it's like a little painful too no it's incredibly

painful and I thought at worst it was just a waste but it seems like at worst it could do the opposite of the intended effect so yeah effect like unfortunately like things like that like if you want to get all the fat removed like you just have to get liposuction like you there's no magic machine unless you're going in for surgery that's going to get rid of it trust me i've tried yeah it's really true so or like you could go on a diet and exercise which is going to be a no from me but there are still like other things though that you can't target with diet and exercise like if you just right that's why like so many people just get like liposuction in the stomach so So the stomach's like always flat. Yeah. And then like, yeah. Anyway, she said, I'm moving forward to rid myself of my shame and going public with my

story. I'm so tired of living this way. I would like to walk out my door with my head held high, despite not looking like myself any longer. Oh, come on, Linda. Do it. We are here for you. Do it, Linda.

Who cares? Like you're a queen, an icon. To be honest, I don't really know who Linda Evangelista is, but like her name sounds familiar. She's one of the like 90sford yeah exactly I think she doesn't get out of bed in the morning for less than ten thousand dollars that was her who said that that is a really fabulous mantra to have and that was before inflation too my it's probably like thirty thousand yeah I mean it wasn't that long ago but yeah inflation inflation is real man inflation's pretty high so that's really sad.

But like, you know what? You're a queen. I hope that this feels like you've broken the shackles of your shame and you're a queen and like, live your life. Yeah, agreed. And it was Linda Evangelista who said that. Got it. Are you ready for our fifth and final story that's going to lead into our TV recap?

No, I'm not. Hold on. You're not ready. We got to get the band together. Back recap. No, I'm not. Hold on. No, you're not ready. We got to get the band together. Back together? For band practice. Okay. Now.

It's the final story. It's the final story. She used to be mine. How about for your dinner party trick, you sing the final story? I should bring my triangle with me everywhere I go. Thank you so much for having me at your beautiful home. I've had an amazing time tonight. This is the final story by Jackie and Claudia Aschray.

It's the final story by Jackie and Claudia Aschray it's the final story stunning I gotta work on the arrangement but that's a good idea yeah also like I like how we're worried about this when I've literally been invited to one dinner party in the last like six years yeah but you know it's just like two truths and a lie. You always have to be prepared. Always. Our fifth and final story is that Tom Girardi was spotted leaving a two-hour lunch with a friend at an upscale restaurant and the paps got him papped. They asked him the question that's on everyone's mind.

Did Erica know anything? And he stated, I think she does. So here's the thing. I watched the video and he's definitely like weird. Like he's not, actually he didn't feel like that different than like, he's always been like an old man who like talks slow and like is weird. But they're saying he has early onset dementia, blah, blah, blah, Alzheimer's. So if they ask you a question, you're not going to know who Erica is.

I mean, it depends on what stage he's at but also like the answer to his question was in like the wrong tense based on the question that was asked did she know anything and he said i think she does yet now she knows everything thanks oh that's an interesting call i mean this doesn't bode well for erica this is like the first time anyone's even gotten a word out of tom's mouth right and he's really the only one who would know in his heart and soul, like, if she knew. But, of course, like, they're also going through a divorce,

so, of course, he's not going to have her back. Which is just even more surprising after last night's episode where she really, like, was acting like the concerned ex-wife. Like, put all the drama aside. Like, this man deserves better than what he's getting. And if you watch the video. And then, fast forward to the next day, he threw her under the bus that's his version of he had two bodyguards with him who were like telling the paparazzi like turn your camera off turn your camera off like no

no no and Tom like stood by and like wanted to talk and he like thought for a second and the paparazzi was like I'm not turning the camera off Tom wants to answer me and he did like Tom didn't move Tom had something to say. Well, that doesn't surprise me. Because, I mean, obviously his ship is going down. There's no stopping what he did. But he's also mad at Erica. She dropped him off at work and then left him.

Left, yeah. High and dry in what is going to be the worst time of his life. And he wants to get back at her. And she's in Vegas opening up Sushi Samba. And she's on TV. And even though she's obviously going through a hard time compared to the uh living facility that Tom's in with his black eye you know he's wants to take her down with him no he's like this is bullshit so I don't believe really what he has to say but it's just like it just underscores even more so how last night of course like erica having concern for tom's well-being is

just feel so misplaced when it's like it's not that she said you want to know who your real friends are get old and go broke that's not what happened here get old go broke and steal from some of the most vulnerable members of our society yeah exactly then you'll know who your real friends are because who would want to be fucking friends with you and i would say if i was your friend and i left you because you took advantage of the most vulnerable members of our society, I would feel good about no longer being your friend. A hundred percent.

I would feel as though I'm the good person in this situation. Honestly, after last night's episode, and we'll dive into the TV recap in one second, I just really felt like I can't keep up with what's going on anymore. Like, first of all, the Erica stuff is so frustrating. Like, we're all just like sitting around this table

acting like Erica's not, there's not a good amount of evidence to prove that Erica knew about these atrocious crimes like so we're all just gonna pretend that doesn't exist and then there's this like moronic shit going on between like Dorit and Garcelle and like and Lisa and Garcelle and it's just so stupid like I actually could not keep up with the other side of the table last night no agreed and it turned into what seemed to be a nice dinner. But I I'm so glad Garcelle called out what they continue to do, which is like be honest, be honest, be honest. Oh, and I'm helping you. I'm going to throw you under the bus, but it's for your own good. OK, so let's have it to the TV recap. I feel like now's as good a time as ever. And the TV recap is brought to you by FastGrowingtrees.com. Skip the big box stores and head to fastgrowingtrees.com,

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for me I'm sorry and always same for Garcelle and I just she gives voice to so many of the to the voiceless that I'm yes and so many of the things that I'm thinking and feeling like even when Sutton you know Kyle literally did the same thing did the same thing and is telling her she's helping her like I'm sorry no you're not I I know I'm not on the show but you're not helping anything and you're not letting Sutton get her point across I'm glad Sutton and Erica have just reached this like I don't want to talk to you I don't want to talk to you Erica is so fucking dismissive and rude and for someone who's being it's not that like they keep acting like oh it's just her husband lost her money and you know that it's just like she's collateral damage. Like it's so much more than that.

What Tom's being accused of is awful, awful, awful. And for the women to sit around and pretend like that doesn't have anything to do with Erica. It's just like what? And I can't get over the fact that they were married for 20 years. And she divorced him the week before all of this came out like how are those two things not related of course they are and honestly like eric is so mad at sutton for calling her a liar but in response to being called a liar she has called sutton small-minded miss small town she's threatened her so it's like we're not even here

like it's so stupid and honestly if I was Sutton I would be so mad at the other women a hundred percent especially like because in light of you know how they treated Denise for um what she may or may have not done with Brandy in her personal life there is that energy own it answer the questions be honest with Erica no and what is Lisa Rinna's tagline? Because I had a thought while watching last night's episode. Because it's such a contradiction. These lips were made for talking. I don't know.

Hold on. Lip, lip. It's something about her lips. Lisa Rinna tagline. These lips. Oh, my lips are legendary and they will never gloss over the truth. And when it really should have been, my lips are legendary and they will never gloss over the truth, unless it's about Erica and Tom stealing millions of dollars from orphans and widows. No, they will never gloss over the truth when it comes to Denise.

When it suits me. When it suits me. For everything else, they're completely glossed over. So I actually loved the conversation with Garcelle because Garcelle is right. There is something going on where she feels excluded for sure but then I think she also like broke and was very vulnerable being being like I feel excluded but I definitely am also like holding back because it's really hard for me to be the only black girl in this group and Lisa Rinna was like going so hard on Garcelle like we don't leave you out you leave yourself out and then when Garcelle like really

explained what was going on oh I could have just killed Lisa like she was so oh my god like getting up and hugging her like she's just so fraudulent I were Garcelle I would just be like get well first of all I that thing of like people coming and behind you from behind I'm just someone who like I can't even when Erica was crying at the dinner table at Kathy Hilton she had like a tear and Garcelle touched her face to wipe it away and Erica swerved like I don't like my face being touched I don't I wouldn't want my face being touched either so like when I see stuff like that I'm just like how are you just sitting there and Lisa is just so fake and also what really was confusing to me it's like I think they all had a breakthrough moment and I'm glad that Garcelle like shared and that is how you become you know closer with people you

share like how you're feeling about stuff. But the women were just, like, a little too happy. Like, they were just like, this is amazing. Like, it's like your friend is crying and she's been feeling this way for a really long time. Like, is this really so amazing? No, Lisa, I'm telling you, Lisa was, like, too happy. And I actually think the person who had, like, the most genuine reaction was Kyle. And I really appreciated, like, Kyle Kyle was like I'm obviously not happy

that she's been going through this but I'm so happy to know about it I think that was a good way to respond Lisa was like doing a dance party that like Garcelle has been you know that Garcelle's crying that Garcelle's crying in her whole life she's felt like an outsider like that makes you happy yeah it was just like it was a kind of an a lot reaction I completely agree but ultimately I think Garcelle felt like well received by their reaction and I think that the dinner and the evening then got off to a much better foot and hopefully Dorit can just bury whatever gripe she has no Dorit is like hanging onto this Garcelle thing for a storyline because otherwise it's just about her stupid dresses

and like okay so Garcelle did an interview with Mario Lopez and was like they're coming for me and I'm coming for them which when you're out out promoting Housewives, that's a very nonspecific, fine thing to say. Like, you know, they're coming for me and I'm coming for them. That builds up hype for the show. It's not a big deal at all. So like, Kyle should not have brought it up. And Dorit should have just fucking let it go. Like everything Garcelle says, Dorit takes as a slight towards her.

Or she's just trying to hang on to this so she can keep talking about it. And it's like, if you wanted to, if someone asks you about how's the season going, because Garcelle's the only one who does press every single day,

because that's her job, what else should she talk about? Erica? It's all very peaceful. Erica? Right. Because that's what everybody wants to know, so instead she made it about herself.

Like, that's actually a nice thing to do. I thought it was a totally fine thing to say, and talk about being blown out of proportion. Like, so so dumb and you know I'm sorry Garcelle is just spitting facts left right and center like also Lisa Rinna is so up her ass to be friends again but Lisa Rinna never steps in and helps Garcelle when like people are ganging up on her or Garcelle's just taking on a lot of women or not she doesn't even have to take her side but like helps mediate anything like yeah Lisa runs outside to Harry Hamlin yeah it's true and then Lisa will say in her confessional that it's because she doesn't agree with Garcelle's point of view but then it's like how can you have a friend who you literally never

agree with right or like who you're always against but you're dying to be back in their good graces right it's like no no I'm your friend I just I don't agree with you ever and I'm sorry Garcelle is right a lot of the time like she has a really good head on her shoulders and she doesn't have any like crazy alliances that like that. Cloud her judgment. Exactly. Except I just do think she feels very protective of Sutton. And they have a nice friendship.

Her wheeling Sutton around and being like, I can't believe you're doing this to me on Black History Month. Like that was so funny. So funny. They have a great friendship. I actually think they're really funny. And you know what's so crazy?

What this episode highlighted? It's like Rinna or Kyle was like in their confessional. Like if you want to be a friend. If you want to have a friend you have to be a friend. And Garcelle doesn't do this for me. And she didn't know Kyle's birthday. And this that and the other thing. I did think that was weird though.

Okay whatever. Maybe like fine she didn't know Kyle's birthday. But in the whole episode there's one woman who's in a wheelchair. And it's Garcelle who's showing up to set him single day to make sure that she gets to where they're going and she's the only one being an actual friend so in the same episode where they're saying that she doesn't know how to be a friend she's actually being a better friend than any of them agreed but I did think that birthday thing was bizarre like just because like Kyle's famous so like you know people a million people are posting on Instagram and I just sometimes feel like and

maybe that's what Garcelle was saying she doesn't really see these women as friends she sees them as co-workers um and she's afraid to like let that wall down just because of all that she's been through and I did think that was just bizarre like how do you not know it's your your co-star's birthday I don't know maybe she doesn't spend that much time on Instagram maybe she doesn't run her own Instagram like maybe she's busy I just also like I don't think she would lie about it so she just didn't know why didn't all the women just meet at the hotel in Del Mar like why did they have to meet at Kyle's house and watching that whole ordeal was giving me such bad anxiety yeah like such chaos yeah though the trip looks

really nice and yeah like I would love to do a GNO to an empty hotel no I know and like that's a great thing about when LA and like that's what I always see on like OC and Beverly Hills there's so many great drivable destinations like Santa Barbara Palm Springs Del Mar wherever they are like Lake Tahoe Lake Tahoe there's a big sir like in Shaws of Sunset they just went like literally camping and it literally looked like the mountains in like Utah like it was so cool there's a million things that's a great thing about California like for us it's like the Jersey Shore Atlantic City Hamptons like there's really not much. Upstate. Yeah.

So that looked really fun. And I just love Kathy Hilton. Like I'm sorry. She really is the gem of the season without contributing one ounce of like energy or drama. But I do love when she does like make her stance known and everybody just respects it. It's crazy. Like she'll say like drop it and they drop it. Because she's really like this wise leader. Yeah and no one wants to like embarrass themselves in front of her. No and she's not ever going to get in tit for tat with anyone so no one even bothers. Yeah. She's a queen like I'm obsessed.

No I totally agree. And her house is so fucking nice. Like the back of it is just gorgeous. And that facial although how dumb like to waste a facial on a reiki infused face mask like wasted money. Just looked like a delightful way to spend my day. Last week's episode. Oh, that was last week. Oh, so I caught up and I have to say, and I know I'm late, but like the conversation that Dorit, PK, Kyle and Mauricio had about the ankle was sending me.

PK is literally, I'm sorry, like the best housewife this season. Like everything that comes out of his mouth is so funny and so true and when they're trying to rationalize why they wouldn't the hospital wouldn't operate on Tom's brain injury but instead his ankle like and Dorit's trying to like come up with reasons I was just dying and I felt like maybe like when Kyle and Dorit were cooking in the kitchen like Mauricio and PK like went out and smoked pot because they were like giving me vibes of like people who were stoned. And it was so funny. That's very likely.

It's very likely. Yeah. It was so funny. It was really funny. And Kyle like wanted to die because Kyle's really trying to stay on Erica's good side, like just in case. But now in real time, like I don't think that that's there. Oh, I do.

No, apparently Kyle said, I mean erica said she only went into the reunion with one friend yeah but like right before the reunion remember they were all in mexico on the boat singing zero but things have changed since then i believe oh good and the women are on the outs and even like so they're gonna look really fucking stupid for what they did this season five went to john malekham's concert and erica wasn't there and it was in vegas and she was in Vegas opening Sushi Samba oh my god literally you're right all the what was well it's not five five five Rinna wasn't there it was just Teddy Dorit and Kyle okay maybe Rinna was you know busy busy and then two other people

but usually Erica would have been invited to that of course and she was in Vegas so like after she opened the restaurant she could have gone to the concert they all went to a John Mellencamp concert and honestly he brought the housewives on stage and it looked so fun. Like that. Why couldn't Teddy have brought that energy when she was on the show? Like a John Mellencamp concert that they all go to and film. Would it be great for John? Great for the Cougs.

Is that his band? The Cougars? John Mellencamp and... It's the... Hold on. Cougar sounds right. No, I'm like pretty sure. Yeah, because he's John Cougar Mellencamp i'm like pretty sure like yeah because he's john

cougar mellencamp right or just make that up no that makes sense hold on teddy just posted it i was looking right before what's your the cougs yeah okay cool and i just like kind of love like john like being a house husband so why don't we get any of that when teddy was on she probably didn't want to be like known for that. Now she probably. Well now she's known for nothing. Right. Well no she's known for being fired which sucks. Yeah but it seems like she's enjoying her life.

Yeah it does. And like her. I don't think she liked being a housewife. I don't think she could take the pressure. People just didn't like her like. And in the beginning they didn't like her for no reason. Which is like really hard to deal with like. When you're just a nice person and people don't like you.

And you're just like not coming off well. It's just a lot. I think she has a nice life. Like she doesn't need that. So I'm glad it worked out. And I'm glad her and Kyle are still friends. Exactly. That was like a real friendship.

Exactly. I think it's all good there. Me too. So all in all, it wasn't like a crazy episode. But they did just film the reunion. And I'm very much looking forward to it. I do kind of wish they had waited to like the last possible minute. Right. Because now we have like this Tom footage

that's not going to be asked about. Right, and honestly, they should bring back the live reunion. They should. And it should be like an all-day affair. Oh my God, that would be crazy. Because they filmed for like 12, 13 hours for the regular reunion,

and they only air like two and a half hours. I know, but I mean. I'm just saying, like Real Housewives of Miami did it, and they weren't even interesting. Yeah, but it wasn't good. I would just saying. Like, Real Housewives of Miami did it, and they weren't even interesting. Yeah, but it wasn't good. I would love that. So that's a TV recap, and I believe that's our show.

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