The Toast - S4 Ep171: Humane Airlines: Tuesday, September 28th, 2021

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

R. Kelly found guilty on all counts in sex-trafficking trial (NY Post) Angelina Jolie and The Weeknd fuel dating rumors with another dinner in LA (Page Six) 'Saturday Night Live' announces who is - and isn't - leaving the cast (NY Post) Lisa Vanderpump: Kyle Richards spread Erika Jayne rumors at Andy Cohen party (Page Six) Facebook is 'pausing' work on Instagram Kids app amid growing scrutiny (Engadget) The Voice Recap Dancing With The Stars Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having an amazing day. And I'm smiling on my face because I just realized, like, I think today is a day for chili. You think? I mean, the weather. It just starts to rain. The weather. I did check the weather app and they said cloudy with a chance of chili. Chili, yeah. Which is my personal favorite weather forecast. I agree. It did start to rain as I was walking in. I was getting some drops on my fox. Yeah. Which was exciting. I could see a chili happening today. I really, really could. I'm just saying I'm putting it out there not just for us but for all of those who really kind of crave like a chili moment. Yeah. No you guys this might be our day. I don't have

all the ingredients. Mostly the meat. I actually have the meat and that's really for us like being kosher if you have that you can get everything else like at the grocery store but you have to call the kosher butcher it won't come till eight you're saying we have the meats no I'm saying dun dun dun dun da da da da da two things one I just want to say Ben drove me to work today because we still we have the car because yesterday we borrowed Ben's parents car to film I think our best work yet I've watched it three times and it's almost an hour okay so I watched it while editing it then before I exported it I watched it again because I was like I don't want to have to make cuts because it's going to take a while to export because it's so big

and then I watched it once it was published and I have to agree with you and everybody who we've sent it to and I mean the toasters have and the patreon members have seen it like are saying our best vlog yet I watched it again this morning while doing my makeup and I was just like hysterical laughing it's honestly such premium content like we went finally on our fast in the making a year in the making we did our fast food mukbang vlog we took the car we went to New Jersey that means cream and we went to three fast food restaurants we won't spoil and we tried the menu items that we were craving and that we're able to try that we saw fit we stuffed our faces stuffed I was having crazy belly problems the whole day after you know

what I really wasn't and actually the fullness was so fleeting like two hours later I was like I wish I finished that by the way when I was re-watching the vlog and I was looking at all the nuggets I like put down because I'm like oh I don't want to get too full moron I should have brought them home with me I was so upset watching by the way we took two bites of everything like two bites of the frosty I ate that burger besides burger we had two bites of the frosty two bites of the sundae like we didn't even finish the mcflurry like what were we doing no you get so full so fast on that food but it's not it doesn't stick with you because it's not like good quality it's not sustainable it's not nutritious there's not really like an integrity of the meat would you say there's not an integrity of the calorie by

the way that's just like an inside joke from the vlog so it's up on our patreon that was our fourth episode for this month it has been so long awaited and honestly I wouldn't have done it any other way. Like I think it's so premium. Yeah. And it's almost an hour and it's just so fucking good. So check that out. It felt like filming a reality show honestly because we had like the dash cam camera and we were just like sitting there like Kim and Chloe. We were literally like in a Range Rover with GoPros. Like I was feeling, really feeling myself. And I've never in my life like itched for a reality show. It's actually something I promised I would never do.

But I don't know, just like sitting in my car where like, you know, those mounted GoPros are at such a flattering angle because they're like a high above. Plus you get like the natural light. Yes. Car lighting is so good. I was thinking, I'm like, this might be for me. Yeah. No, I agree.

We will definitely, I mean, the Mukbang people were loving it. I think eventually we should do another one going to the ones that are opening on the strip. If you watch the vlog, you know I don't want to spoil. But there are so many more fast food chains out there waiting to be reviewed by us. A hundred percent. And then I think like, well, you're pregnant now. So like maybe after like you're good and ready, like we have to do a West coast mukbang. Cause there's like Carl's jr.

In and out del taco. Like there are so many West coast. And then maybe we do like a Southern regional, like we do like a water burger. There's just so many. And this is something I can definitely, you know, franchise.

Exactly. Yeah. No, that's a really good idea, but, and I agree we should wait till West coast till I'm fit to travel. Yeah. But,

um, I do like doing it while pregnant because I'm doubly hungry yeah yeah yeah you know yeah so I had extra room so the other thing I was gonna say was like Ben I could not fall asleep last night I don't know I had so much on my mind I have so like I'm now in the phase of my life where like a tour is coming up and I have nightmares every night about the tour like last night I had the craziest dream ready I got to my show and like nobody told me that it was like actually a variety show and there was like all these different acts and like nobody told me how much time I had and like Dave Chappelle was there and like it was just like a nightmare and then so random in my dream Bat Sheva from Unorthodox Life was like talking shit about me to all the other comedians and like

I had to confront her it was a very bizarre dream um so whatever I couldn't sleep but I was like a little grumpy this morning like I'm entitled to be grumpy it's the morning what else are you supposed to be so Ben picked me up and I was like I wasn't even being mean I was just being like quiet and he's like just on the car ride here just like commenting on my temper you know he's like are you grumpy I'm like it's the morning like can I just sit in silence oh Jesus and then like when he dropped me off I was like being nice because I'm saying bye to my husband who I love and I was like giving him a kiss and then he was just like commenting on my temper again like oh you're so positive like this this is all wrong Jackie I was like so irrationally angry I got out of the car on the passenger side

and I left the door open that's funny so bad to get out of the car like in traffic and close my door. I was just like wanting to, I just want to feel justified like in that he was being annoying. Am I right? That sounds annoying to me. I really don't like it. If nothing's like tangibly bothering me and I'm waiting for you to ask what's wrong so I can tell you what you did wrong. Of course. But you know there are other times where I'm just, it's called a mood. It's not even a mood. It's the morning. I'm tired. Like you fell asleep at 11 Ben. I didn't fall asleep till 2. I agree. No that would really bother me like just constantly it's called a mood it's not even a mood it's the morning i'm tired like you fell asleep at 11 ben i didn't fall asleep till two i agree no that would really bother me like just constantly being commented on like my state of mind no no no it's nobody's business oh no oh no no no no no it's

nobody's business i guess that's why you know your husband shouldn't drive you to work i know but it was so convenient especially because the second i stepped out of my house it started started to rain and I would have walked. And I was really grateful for the ride. So I put up with the commentary. Yeah. We have literally an amazing show for you guys today that's going to be six hours long because we've got the Fast Five stories, which are so important. No, and they're meeting. Party. Yeah. Party. And then we have a little TV recap because I watched so much cable television last night that I'm just dying to talk Party. And then we have a little TV recap because I watched so much cable television last night that I'm just dying to talk about. And then it's Tuesday, so we have Dear Toasters, which is our advice segment, which is really

a highlight of my week. Yeah. So that's what we're going to be doing today. That's what we're going to be tackling. I think we should get into it. Me too. You know, the only thing that we really did yesterday was mukbang. So if you want to see what we were up to, head over to patreon.com slash morning toast.

Not only do you have the mukbang of a lifetime waiting for you but if you join today then you have so much content waiting for you like it could get you to next year and also if you watch the mukbang from yesterday you'll really see like you know behind the scenes of what it takes to film a successful mukbang it is stressful it is you never see that side of it you know on the other channels those youtubers like the those la youtubers who like sit in their car and eat and talk to the camera like that looks like a dream job it does and it was incredibly stressful there's so much trash that accumulates like the traffic finding a good parking spot it's a lot yeah it's a lot plus you got to give it your all you know well and i, and I believe we did. I believe that we did.

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capping the 90s R&B superstar's stunning fall from grace. The crooner was convicted on all nine counts against him, including racketeering and violations of the Mann Act, which prohibits the transport of any woman or girl across state lines for any immoral purpose. Kelly, who was wearing a blue suit and white mask,

sat stone face next to his lawyers as the verdict was read he faces 10 years to life in prison at his sentencing which is scheduled for may 4th 2022 oh that's in a long time this may but like we know he's guilty like why can't we just sentence him today i never understand that me neither seven months well you know what this is just a fat you never know you know like with these types of situations there's so much evidence and for some reason like nobody ever goes to jail you know like I always think of Kevin the Kevin Spacey situation like one day like boom the trial was just over like so the fact that justice was served is so beautiful stunning and smart and I don't know I just feel like we've all been along for the ride.

And you know what? That documentary was, I feel, like I don't know how the legal system works, but I feel like the documentary was so instrumental in this happening. Like it brought, people were obsessed with that documentary, and it brought so much light to the R. Kelly of it all. Yeah, I agree. I wonder how it did affect the proceedings, but it definitely also garnered a lot of interest,

which puts more pressure on like the judicial process. Yeah, and what's so crazy is I remember when watching the documentary, like legal proceedings have like started, but he was stalling so much, which it is your right to a fair and speedy trial. But like if you and your lawyers want to slow it down, then like like you can and I just feel like it's been such a long journey with such a wonderful result and I am very much looking forward to justice being served and it has been served and that is cause for celebration and it's a it's a celebration yes are you ready for our

next story which is just some really surprising surprising news and i need you and myself to help dissect okay what i'm seeing angelina jolie and the weekend are fueling dating rumors i know with another dinner in la so they were spotted together once in june and then they were spotted together again at an italian restaurant giorgio baldi in s Santa Monica, which is a romantic restaurant. It was a date. And they arrived separately, but they left together after a couple hours inside. Okay, I think this is so bizarre, like for a million reasons.

To me, The Weeknd is like the coolest guy in Hollywood. Like he's like, just everyone wants to be his friend. Everyone wants to like make music with him. He's like, cool, cool, cool. Like only dates, like, you know, young young models like he's just a very specific type and how I perceive Angelina Jolie is like nobody in Hollywood really likes her and she kind of just gives me like what's the right word to use here she gives me like like she's a witch do you know what I mean not in like a mystical sense but I feel like she's a witch like she's a wicked person I don't know why I just get that vibe from her and the weekend

is like this cool guy everyone wants to be friends with like talk about opposites attracting again that's just how I perceive the situation okay interesting I also think this is a bit of a mismatch I I never got witchy vibes necessarily. And I feel like for so long we got like cool, sexy vibes. And then there's been a real fall from grace. With her divorce. Since the divorce. And like Brad is like the most lovable guy.

And there's definitely bad blood. And I just, they must be going into business together. There has to be some sort of project. Just like J-Lo and Ben Affle together. There has to be some sort of project. Just like J-Lo and Ben Affleck. There has to be some sort of project on the table, for sure. Yeah. I cannot wrap my head around this.

It seems so random. Like, you just picked two celebrities who work, like, in different industries, have different friends. Like,

I could, how did these two even meet? Like, for real? I don't know. I feel like Angelina just, like, lives in,

like, a chateau in Italy, and, like, never leaves. It's beyond strange. It's beyond weird. Like weird like and I'm sorry I do not ship no I don't ship either and but I do I do always like to be surprised you know I feel like everything is so calculated these days nothing is really that's true I don't really see a headline I'm like shocked I'm like what are you guys writing about right like this is nonsense so it is nice to feel like I saw something that like you didn't see coming it's

nice to feel something is what you're saying and it's nice to be a part of something well I just like got like a watery eye are you getting emotional over this beautiful matchmaking I am because love is a beautiful thing oh my god are you okay are you actually crying no I something went into my eye oh okay I feel like it might have been that fly that had been swarming. My eyes. Wait, also, I just find it crazy that Selena Gomez will have dated the same person as Angelina Jolie. Sure. Isn't that like a crazy part?

No, not for me. Why? Just isn't. They're just like, first of all, like not to be, you know, rude, like the age. Yes, so for those wondering she's 46 he's 31 it's not that crazy but how old is he 31 15 years she is 46 oh I thought she was much older maybe because she's so mature yeah she's definitely she's like very involved in like the UN you know like she was giving me like 55 vibes but she. But she's 46. Yeah, no, she's 46.

Never knew. It's not, the age difference isn't that crazy. I just think they're business partners. It's just weird, like, the weekend is just, like, so cool. Like, he has a song with Kanye, you know? But I think for a lot of people, you know, Angelina Jolie is so cool. You think? Yeah, she's like, you know, Megan Fox.

She was. Well know Megan Fox like she was well Megan Fox and I think for us who read like the tabloids every day like we see her for what she really is which is witchy totally but for most people like when you think of like sexiest woman alive it's Angelina Jolie so like yeah yeah I mean I used to think that like back in the Mr. and Mrs. Smith days I just feel like she's so low-key and And then she just, like, I don't know. Like, she stopped being, like, that girl. And then she was, like, you know, philanthropist, humanitarian, world traveler. I think for a lot of people, she's that woman now.

And they look at this and they're like, go weekend. It's your birthday. Got it. She gives me, like, like, for me, I don't know. I can't really put into words what I think about this situation. I told you it was going to baffle us. Okay. Because like for me, this is like.

We've been stumped. Okay. We have been stumped. Because when I think of Angelina, like she gives me a similar vibe to Amal. But Amal doesn't have that witchiness. Like Amal is kind of like this ethereal like woman of the world. Whereas like Angelina's that but like with a cloak of darkness. I can't explain.

Does anybody know what I mean? I understand what you mean because like she wore the blood and like made out with her brother. And she's just always like wearing like black frocks. I don't know. The difference between them is Amal is a famous humanitarian right and Angelina Jolie is a famous person who became a humanitarian yeah you know it's like the activist literally I don't know why maybe I need more time to ruminate on this I haven't given much brain power but I do need time to like come to a conclusion on why this feels so odd to me and like why I could see like Angelina okay I could see this is gonna

be mean but I could see Angelina like you know wanting to be with the weekend but I can't really see the weekend wanting to be with Angelina does that make sense yeah I the words you said made sense I don't see it for either of them. Or I see it for both of them. I think it's equal levels. Oh my God, there is a fly. There's that fly. And you know what I think? I should have just killed it.

I think it's because of the plant. You think if I turned around right now, there'd be some sort of infestation? I'm looking. At the bottom? There's definitely something going on. We talked about what's been going on with McPlant in the mukbang.

If you guys want to check it out at patreon.com slash morning toast. Oh my god, a bug just came right in my eye. There doesn't appear to be anything nefarious going on with the plant. Well, there does appear to be something nefarious going on overall. But I do think maybe after this show it's time to... To say goodbye. Dispose, yeah.

Should we do a little funeral for McPlant and do a vlog? I completely agree. Okay. McPlant, you were there for me when nobody else was. You literally and figuratively had my back. You gave us life, McPlant. And we didn't do the same. And we took it away.

Amen. Rest in peace. Amen. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah, I would say that. i think that you are you look ready you have your collar it's actually a dickie but thank you okay snl announces who is and isn't leaving the cast yeah well yeah so here's what's happening everyone is staying except for beck bennett and lauren holt so when i read this, I did have to Google who Lauren Holt was.

Yes, I have a photo for you. Which I feel like means it was her time. She just did not leave a lasting impression. Her debut was just last season. That's so sad. I guess it just wasn't a fit. But it must be so hard to make an impression. First of all, in such a big ensemble cast be you're not she wasn't a

featured cast member she was like there's two tiers like featured cast members and then like the cast and she was on that and like I'm sure you can write and pitch but not every one of your sketches is going to get picked up some of them get cut for time so it must be so hard to like hard to like stand out um and she just did not so I think that her being let go was probably the best choice I was surprised by Beck Bennett I mean I don't like die for him and I don't think he's that great but he's in every sketch you know what okay I don't I just for to put some respect on his name like he really is a an important person on the show. He plays like, he could do any impression. He does everything. And he's really in every sketch.

Yep. He's never the star. It's never like, what's Beck doing? Not everyone can be the star. No. And he is just like a really strong, solid. Completely agree. Person.

And I think that his absence will be very much felt. I agree. I thought this was kind of weird. Like. Well, I mean, maybe he has some other opportunities. I think that he's been on for a while. I think that, you know, this isn't so crazy because people have to move on at certain points.

Sometimes you get so big at SNL that, you know, then when you move on, you're like Tina Faye. Yeah. But other times, like, it's just a one step and then you're going to take your next step. And he's been in some movies and stuff. Has he? Yeah. I've seen him around. Let's find out his. Well, the interesting thing about this news was like,

I remember at the end of last season, we thought a lot of the cast members were leaving. Like Cecily Strong at the final episode of last season was like very emotional. I thought for sure her time was up. And I do think her time is up. A lot of people thought Kate McKinnon would be leaving and she was not, which is wonderful. I think nobody really thought Keenan was gonna leave because he's just like the the stable figure that we all need um and he really is in every single sketch so the the big time people nobody left Pete Davidson is still on Michael Che Colin Jost no only those two left so really it's not it could have been more I thought I remember having a conversation at the end of last season that they were going to like Clean House. Yeah.

But they didn't. And what they did do is promote Chloe Fineman and Bowen Yang are now series regulars. As opposed to like that second tier that we were just talking about, which I think is fabulous. Yeah, makes a lot of sense.

And then they brought on three new comedians, Aristotle Athari, James Austin Johnson, and Sarah Sherman. Wonderful. Can't wait to see what they have to offer. I do think that Chloe Fineman and Bowen Yang are the future of the franchise. So love to see respect being put on their names. And can't wait to see what they bring to the writers table.

Yeah. I think overall it could have been a crazier shakeup. It's not. I think I will miss Beck Ben. And I think he's really funny. And he always understands the assignment. Always. I feel like he's just like a very hard worker.

Like kept his head down, like did exact. Never was atrocious. Never was the best, but like never really flopped. Never. No, I think I completely agree with your assessment of the situation. So good luck, Beck Bennett. Good luck out there. Yeah, Godspeed.

Looking forward to seeing you. I looked at his IMDB. He's been in a lot of animated things. So maybe he's got some in Bruin. He does have like that kind of voice. Yeah. No, he's very talented. He is. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Lisa Vanderpump is making headlines because her show premieres tonight. What show is it? Is it the Vanderpump Rules? Oh, I know. Somebody told me that yesterday. Actually, you know, I keep telling people that I want to to double check somebody told me that yesterday because i was on live and they said are you gonna watch pump rules tomorrow night um and is it just me or they've done no promoting

yes today okay cool season nine episode one well that's exciting yes why aren't they promoting it at all i saw some stuff but i just assumed that like when they announced that the show's coming it's gonna be in five months so i right didn't get excited. I just saw a trailer like one or two weeks ago, but no commercials, like nothing. Yeah, no commercials. Just like from following Lala, I've seen stuff. Right. Okay. Well, anyways, Lisa Vanderpump is drumming up some interest in herself by saying that Kyle Richards spread Erika Jayne rumors at Andy Cohen's baby shower party. So in a recent interview with Daily Mail TV, Lisa reluctantly claimed that it was former bestie Kyle Richards

who spread the rumors about Erika Jayne's financial woes at Andy Cohen's baby shower in 2019. So Camille Grammer had previously claimed on Twitter that a West Coast-based housewife and good friend of Erika's circulated stories about Erika at Andy's star studded party. When asked who it was, Lisa said it could be the person that my, that Ken kicked out of my house.

I just, Kyle, I just don't believe this one because if something is coming from Camille Donatacci, Grammers Myers, his mouth, I'm just, I'm reluctant to believe it.

She's so thirsty. And we know she has this like very weird alliance with Lisa Vanderpump. So I just feel like this is something they concocted in their heads to maintain relevancy when both of them are so irrelevant now. Interesting. I don't know. I agree. Like you definitely have to consider the source.

I think Lisa, if she could take anyone down with her, it would be Kyle. I think she's mad at all the girls. But if she could really get only payback for one housewife, it would be Kyle. Because I think the betrayal is the deepest there for her. So, yes, you have to consider that. But then also, when you say stuff publicly like this, like in an interview, like you don't necessarily lie. Like, I don't know.

Like, who's, how do, there's no proof that't necessarily lie like i don't know like who's how there's no proof that this is true so i don't know i could see some other housewife popping up there were so many women there no i'm saying i heard that i was i overheard that she said that to me someone to corroborate her story yeah so i guess we'll wait for that i do like and also what was she saying you know she could have been saying something that wasn't nefarious, but just true that, you know, Tom is in a lawsuit.

He was always in a lawsuit. Kyle is not stupid. Like let's say Kyle knew. I don't think Kyle would be running around this like housewife Bravo event talking shit about a cat. Like I just don't think Kyle's stupid. I think that's one extreme version of what happened. They're giving us nothing about what she actually said or did.

I don't think she was running around saying anything maybe she had a conversation with someone one person and she just mentioned Tom's legal woes because he had like just like Dorit has lawsuits Kyle has I don't think Kyle knew about you know widows and orphans yeah oh nobody did yeah so I don't think it was that extreme, but I think she might have mentioned something, and now Camille is like making it bigger than it is. But that's a very good assessment of the situation. Thank you. I feel that.

So it's neither this, neither things are true, neither things are false. Did you see that Andy went on Jimmy Fallon and said the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion is going to be not one, not two, not three, but four parts? Yes, and I know I'm supposed to be jazzed about it.

I am. You're jazzed. Jackie, first of all. I just, they have to make up for those New York time slots that they didn't sell that's possible but I think first of all there's like so many things going on there's the Erika Jayne of it all which really needs like two episodes like there's so much and then there's also the other shit going on and it's a pretty good season like I think that four is definitely extreme but I'm very I mean I have to see what they give us first Andy was on Watch Happens Live with Sutton and they were just talking about it like they both had this trauma that they like lived through going through the reunion and I think it's going to be premium

and you know what I would rather watch a four-part drawn out Beverly Hills reunion than one part New York reunion agreed and I'll I'll open-minded. Just keep in mind that means we're going to be recapping Beverly Hills reunion for a month. No, I know. That's insane. Insane. And I better get the answers that we deserve and the justice that I'm looking for. You know what? You know, I should have screenshotted it. I saw this post, like I just follow all these like random Bravo accounts. I saw this post that somebody posted on Reddit and it was just like their thoughts on this whole situation and it was so well said like can you imagine if this situation was going on with a housewife in a different city like this person basically wrote like imagine if there was someone on Atlanta who went through this like

Kenya would be chewing her out Nene would be inviting the victims to a dinner party if this happened in New York Bethany would get to the bottom of it in 10 seconds. Literally, Erika Jayne is so lucky that she is with this group of, like, honestly, wussies, like, who will not ask a question, and the only one who asks literally even the most, like, modest question is getting chewed out. Like, Erika has no clue how good she has it, because if she was on another franchise with some of these other sleuths, Meghan King Edmonds, imagine what these women would do to Erica. Like if they knew the magnitude of what was going on and we're filming with her. Like, so the fact that she's having a fucking sissy fit temper tantrum over Sutton just

saying, I don't want to be sued. Like she doesn't even know how good she has it. Agreed. It was such a well said Reddit comment, which is so rare. I was shook. Yeah. yeah no I agree completely so I hope someone fucking lays into her at the reunion yeah even if Erica is completely innocent and has no blood on her hands we have to be asking hard questions and currently we're not and we're all like yes Sutton when Sutton is like low-key doing nothing. Like she's not even asking hard questions. No, but she's doing more than everyone else.

Right. I agree. I agree. So if the reunion doesn't give us that, I'm going to be really fucking disappointed. And you know what? Like Andy has given me little to no faith that he will actually take matters into his own hands.

When he's spoken on the Erica Jane case on Radio Andy and on Watch What Happens Live, he's so like cautious and nice about it. And I just don't think and then, you know, if the Monique of it all is any precedent. Yeah, we're getting we're getting not a man who serves justice. No, we're getting nothing. Fuck. And you know what? I've been like on this Andy Cohen like downward spiral. And if he fumbles the ball on this reunion, I'm letting you know, like it is the nail in the coffin for me.

It's going to be a turning point for me. If he fumbles the ball on, if, if the whole show fumbles the ball on this reunion and we don't get like the justice and answers and the questions that we're looking for, like next season for Beverly Hills for me is up in the air. And you know what? Like up in the air.

When I think of how hard everyone was like the housewives and Andy at reunions on Teresa, when like Teresa definitely committed crimes that were victimless and that really were perpetrated by her husband. And she's just like. Not the smartest. Right. But everyone like came for her so hard.

Like we need that energy times 11. Right. And I just don't, I don't have faith that we're going to get it, but I don't want to be negative. I'm going to keep an open mind, but I'm just letting you know, if we don't get it, things are going to change around here. I completely agree. Thank you. I'm glad we're on the same page. And that page is brought to you by Bowling Branch. Bowling Branch started with a mission produce the highest quality sheets in the market and make the world a better

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And by the way, you told me that you had to take off Friday, which really was like the thing that I was like, okay, well now I can go Thursday. Yeah. So I'm spending Thursday to Sunday with Olivia and Michaela and Zach. And I'm just so excited. Olivia's like, I'm going to make a nice Shabbat. We're going to go to the club for dinner.

And I just don't even know. I'm bringing my bathing suit like I just feel like you might not be coming back no a hundred percent like I'm I'll make Olivia podcast with me like all week and next week like oh and I think I'm gonna vlog for the patreon like my whole trip but I also want to enjoy so like I might forget but I'm gonna try um I'm so fucking excited like that was what was keeping me up last night like I miss the Kayla Oshere Shapiro so much I'm so jealous. I know.

Like I'm seriously so jealous. I have a nice weekend lined up for myself and brew, but. Oh, you're bringing brew. Yeah. Brew's invited. So nice.

It's so nice. Should I bring CO? Ask Olivia. It's just more about the plane. Like I'm traveling by myself. That's a lot. Yeah. That's a lot.

He's a big boy. Big boy. Big boy. And he's them boys and he's making noise on a plane and i'm sitting in coach because literally it was crazy no flights everything sold out and so expensive wow and the airlines have zero respect for human beings let alone animals these days good luck to you there are no animal rights on planes anymore it's actually disgusting so crazy how all the airlines got together and said, fuck these animals. No, they literally were like, oh, where's PETA on this?

I was just thinking. It's so crazy. They just woke up one morning and decided, I think I'll ban the animals today. If you've been watching, at first they tried to kill our pets, throwing them in the overhead bin in the cargo space. Oh, and that wasn't enough to get people to stop bringing their pets on planes? Fine, we'll just ban it. They tried to make it so that we didn't want to bring our pets anymore by making it unmanageable.

You know, you land, your dog's belly flipped and your dog is dead. Then they're like, oh, that didn't work. People are still, all right, I guess we'll just ban it. But they tried. They really did try. But like, if you've been watching the situation closely, it doesn't seem so nefarious. I just don't know why, why it has to be this way. And my one airline, just one won't stand up and say, we will take your will take your animals and i understand i mean they said there was a lot of incidents and accidents

and biting happening on with people's dogs on the planes but what about for those of us who didn't have those incidents and accidents yes also why must we all be punished i'm just waiting for one person one wealthy person to start an airline. And it should just be called humane airlines where we respect people. We respect their property. We respect their feelings. We respect their pets and their personal space. So it's an airline where you pay slightly more, not anything crazy, slightly more for just really every row should be two decently sized recliners. Like this three. Also, like we're living in America, every row should be two decently sized recliners. Like, there's three. Also, like, we're living in America.

Like, not everyone can fit in those seats. Like, I just think two big recliners per, I'm not even asking for anything so crazy. I don't need a leg-flat bed everywhere we go. But I just need an airline called Humane Airlines where you can bring your pets. We won't be rude. You can't be rude either, though. That's the thing. It's a social contract. Don't get me wrong.

Some people are animals. Some people. But these days, like, when you see the viral airline videos it's the airlines no these days when you see those viral literally people I saw the craziest video this guy had to be this guy had to be sedated and taped to his chair it's the passengers no I don't agree with that at all oh no I think it's the airlines like your two-year-old can't keep their mask on and he has asthma and get kicked off the flight that's moronic I'm not talking about that I'm talking about like people literally like starting fights I see the craziest shit like

people I don't even know like I just see all over TikTok like people acting like animals and like getting thrown off the plane and that's TikTok stuff sure delaying the flights like people just trying to get home to see their family delay Delaying for three hours because you are fighting with the person next to you because of elbow room. It's so stupid. Those people, we are separating them. I don't want them here. Okay. I do not want them here.

Also, on Humane Airlines, might I suggest my very ergonomic theory for airplane seats? Instead of three and three, we get two, two, two. That way, everybody's on an aisle everybody's happy nobody's in a middle seat okay I also saw on TikTok this rendering it was like a possible idea for how to lay out a plane and it was pretty genius so I can't really explain it okay so it's two and then behind you there's like a set of like three stairs. And then another two above you. So that you can lay flat on top.

Like a bunk bed almost. Interesting. It sounds like a concentration camp when I say it. But if I show you this rendering, like it actually looked pretty fabulous. Okay, show me the rendering. I want to look at the plans. I've got to start saving my TikToks. Like I can't remember.

I'll find it. But I agree. Like, I'll start a GoFundMe for Humane Airlines. Like, as long as we can get, like, some Fortune 500 CEO to run it. Like, I'm fucking done. Yeah. No, I agree with you. It's gotten to be too much.

Too much. Now are you ready for our fifth and final story? Oh, my God. Already? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. Sorry.

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Our fifth and final story. Facebook is pausing work on Instagram kids app amid growing scrutiny. Yeah, I think that's best. I think that's best. Facebook has announced that it's pausing its Instagram Kids project in order to, quote, work with parents, experts, and policymakers to demonstrate the value and need for this product. The announcement follows criticism from 44 state attorneys general who asked Facebook to abandon the project and to request from Democratic lawmakers for more detail about the project. You guys. Yeah, it's just such a weird idea. How about permanent pause?

You know, dissolve the branch. These kids are already not okay. As we've demonstrated on the show so many times. No, and it's like we're already so worried about like what, for as long as I can remember, like, you know, be careful who you talk to on the internet. And what, we're going to make a platform just for kids so like people who are freaks like know exactly where to go. Oh,

I wasn't even thinking about that aspect, like how to catch a predator, go on Instagram kids. Right. But I'm thinking about like the social dilemma. Of course. The campers aren't okay. The campers have anxiety.

The campers don't know how to socialize. And these kids need to get off their phones, not have reasons to spend more time using technology. Here's an idea. Go outside. Complete. You're like so Michelle Obama, like get reasons to spend more time using technology. Here's an idea. Go outside. Complete, you're like so Michelle Obama, like get up, get out, get healthy. 100%.

No, 100%. By the way, these kids are not well. And I think that this is giving me very much vibes of like the activists. Like who thought producing this app, producing this television show would be a good idea? And then like, I love when they announce it, like we all have a normal human reaction.

We're like, what the fuck? So problematic for so many reasons and i'm so here for the cancellation of kids to gram i don't know what it was going to be called but very much here for the cancellation very and i don't believe in cancel culture but very much it's a pause it's pause culture permanent pause permanent pause let's just not forget the permanent i just really hope they don't come back to this like i just hope that they can find a dignified way to say, you know. We fucked up. We fucked up. Let's just, you know what?

It's okay. If they never. It's okay to make mistakes. If they never bring it up again, I will never bring it up again. You know, like I don't want to be embarrassed. I'm not going to rub it in. I will never talk about this again pending that this pause is just like, we all just forget about it.

You know? I totally agree. And we need to focus on what the kids actually need. They need more counselors. Counselors. They need actual like guidance counselors counselors in bunks counselors amongst we need to renovate the bunks and we need to get the kids out like the kids i really like these kids are not well like i think they've all been cooped up inside their house for a year in addition to like all of what happened before. In addition to being a kid. Social media, being a kid, comparing yourself. Just like kid things for generations.

Then they've been stuck with their parents for a year, not seeing their friends, not going to school, not going to their soccer practices. During these developmental years. It's not like I just didn't see my friends. I'm 25 years old. And I'm living with myself. And you're fully developed. The kids, you guys. I'm really worried about the kids this cannot go forward

no this will be truly like the straw that breaks the kids back yeah and the campers cannot be walking around with broken back the campers can't sustain much more they cannot so that's what's the latest with the campers um so yeah justice for the campers justice for the girls and those were our stories those were our stories feel so you needed to know them. And now TV recap. Yes. Okay. So I watched so much cable television yesterday because we were talking about last week how we both wanted to start watching The Voice.

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Okay. So let me just quickly get through the voice because I'm obsessed. So I feel like I've watched The Voice in the past, and it's always about the contestants, of course. But, like, for me, there's so much star power on the judging panel. Like, I didn't even care about the contestants. Like, I was just obsessed with watching them all like banter. And they all really have their own thing going on.

Like the dynamic is basically John Legend is really quiet. Like it's actually crazy how shy he is. Maybe not shy, maybe introverted. Like he's so quiet. It's so disarming. It's just like not what I expected from him. Then there's Ari, who was like obviously the most famous person there and like they're always just like joking like if Ari turns around like they're never gonna get the person that they want because like who wouldn't want Ari but doesn't

she have a maximum amount of people she can take okay so but she's also very selective so like once she turns around like it's over for everyone else and they all just like start crying and they're just like talking about how famous she is the whole time and she's like so humble she's like oh my god what are you guys talking about like you're Kelly Clarkson like you're Blake Shelton like you're Dawn Legend like she's so we we stan a humble queen and then Blake is obviously like his like annoying self but it's actually quite endearing and he's just very funny and then Kelly's a fucking queen and I just like love her so fucking much and she just wants to like help her her team like so bad and you just love to see people out here respecting Kelly Clarkson and for the most part they really do I do wonder how it works because

obviously like if people turn like you know someone turns around and like you want them but they need to even out like the teams like you have to go with Kelly even though like you wanted Blake or something like I wonder how that works what do mean? Like because not everyone can go on one team. So like you can't, like they have to spread out like where people go. No, but like Kelly wouldn't turn around if she didn't have any more spots left. No, I know. But like let's say Kelly has like, this fly is terrorizing me. Let's say Kelly has like one person on her team and Ariana has like four out of five.

Like they have to like spread it out. Do you know what I mean? Well, that's up to Ari. If she doesn't want to fill her last spot with this singer, she won't turn around. It feels like they're spreading it out on the show. That's all I'm saying. Okay. But I feel like as a judge, you would want to spread it out yourself. Like this singer better be the best thing you've ever heard if they're going to take my fifth spot. It's easier to get Ari's first spot than her fifth spot. I just feel like they're spreading it out. And there was two people last night who got like all four chairs to turn. One was this like cutie. Okay, by the way, you would have loved him.

He's like from Tennessee. He's obsessed with playing the fiddle. He got like so famous playing the fiddle like in his town that Ricky Scriggs, who I think is like a really famous bluegrass singer, asked this kid to open for him at the Opry. And it was like the highlight of his life. His dad starts talking about watching his son play the Opry and they start crying like I'm telling you I was hysterically crying but he also loves to sing and he came out and sang this country song

which I didn't know it's called Tulsa Time which was like annoying because like whenever people don't sing songs I know like it just makes it worse but everyone turned around for him and of course he went with Blake and it was like so cute it's so so cute. And then this girl came out choosing Rocketman by Elton John and everyone turned around. It was spectacular. Like I was, I had chills down my spine. I have a question.

Who do you think Ari is taking the most contestants from? Because like, Kelly. Oh, you think people who would normally go to Kelly are now choosing Ari? They really are very similar.

They're like belty queens. Like with, oh, crazy vocal range. And they're both like pop. Interesting. That's tough. Like I don't feel like Ari's taking people from Blake. Like that fiddler wasn't choosing Ari. Never. Like so Blake is so country. John Legend is so R&B soul. Ari and Kelly are both pop queens and they're both known for their like unbelievable vocal range. So for me, like if I was going on, like I would have a hard time choosing between Kelly

and Ari. Who would you choose? I think I would choose Kelly. And this is why. I think Ari has the best voice ever. And I think that like she was just born with it. And I think Kelly has an amazing voice, but has trained her voice over the years so much to like hit notes and work on her breathing

and I feel like that's the kind of help I could use like it's so like maybe I don't know this to be a fact it just feels like it's so easy for Ari and I feel like Kelly like works at her talent. Yes and also I think Kelly has had to work harder to make a space for herself like in the pop world I mean there were so many albums that she did for labels that like just didn't understand her like story brand person you know she always talks about like the some of the albums that she made that like she had no control over and I just feel like Ari was like born to be a pop star exactly like I feel like Kelly's just had a hard time until recently honestly like finding her space in this industry yeah no it's extremely recent it's just and so I don't know I just feel like I love someone who struggles. Like, everything in Ari's life is just like,

it all happened so fast. You know, she was Nickelodeon, then she was the biggest pop star in the world. Like, I just feel like I would relate more to Kelly's musical and professional journey. I agree with that. Who would you choose? I would choose Kelly because, you know, I just want to get to know her her see what she's all about um I do think that actually like Ari like she's literally our age and has all the same interests and like we would be best friends but in terms of a coach like Kelly gives me counselor energy okay but then there's also this thing where it's like okay if you're a country singer yeah of course you want to be mentored by Blake but then you're also like competing against all the country all

the other country singers so when Ari and like Kelly were trying to persuade this fiddle kid, they're like, OK, obviously Blake is obvious choice. But do you really want to? I don't have anyone country on my team. Like you would be the the country. And when you go into the ring, the battle round. Yeah, it's not country on country. Exactly.

So I actually kind of agree with that. They make a lot of good points. It sounds like. No. And it's so fucking funny. Like basically Blake Shelton says that he's, like, old enough to be Ariana Grande's grandfather, and they just keep calling him grandpa.

It's just they have the best banter. It's so premium, and I just never really thought I would be, like, a girl who watches The Voice. I feel like I'm officially, like, an old person. I feel like old people watch The Voice. Old and young. Well, already now. Yeah, no, she is earning her keep. Like, she said she would bring in a new demo, old person I feel like old people watch a voice old and young I think well already now yeah no

she is earning her keep like she said she would bring in a new demo and here you are and here I am and she's excellent she's so sweet to like everyone she's funny she's great like I think that these four should be on the show forever wow like I don't ever and I remember I used to watch with Adam Levine I found him to be annoying I know know people really liked him. I'm not glad he's gone, but like I wouldn't be watching if it was him. Like these four are perfect. Oh my God, I have to watch. It's so good, Jackie. You will love it.

And the singing. Like this girl who sang Rocketman, all four turned around. I believe she chose Ari. She was, I never heard a voice like that in my life. It was unbelievable. I think I recorded them, so I'll watch them. You should. Also, you can just watch them all on YouTube.

Okay. Then I watched... Dancing with then I watched Dancing with the Stars Dancing with the Stars so there was a lot to unpack and honestly I got so bored by the end I didn't even watch You Got Eliminated I believe Christine from Bling Empire went home no she didn't um the guy from Cobra Kai oh okay Martin Rove. Martin Cove, I think. I was watching and I'm like, obviously he's the one who goes home first. Only because like, it's so hard to dance, compete with everyone when you're that much older. And I never heard of this man. So it was his time.

I thought I saw Christine went home. Okay, never mind. So here's what happened. Cheryl Burke, who was partners with Cody Rigsby, tested positive. Yeah. And they had just been together, so he couldn't go to the ballroom. But they are going to let him still compete. I don't know with who, but I'm sure he's quarantined for like a little while.

And we watched their performance that they had in dress rehearsal, which was like them in their studio. And it was dark. Like it was not. But with Chucks, it was such a well-choreographed routine. And Cody's like so good. I would have loved to have seen that on the ballroom. Like, it was so high energy. They danced to, I think they danced to Camila Cabello.

Oh, yeah, don't go yet. Don't, which I really like that song. So we did miss out on that, like, for sure. And everyone is just, like, getting really good. I'm sorry, Olivia Jade is very good. And, like, her and her partner have amazing chemistry. Is he married? He's dating someone on the cast.

Or he's married to someone that's on the cast. That's too bad. Because there's a lot of. I think so. Chemistry between them. Let me just. I think her partner's Val. Val Chermkovsky.

But there was someone else on the cast with Chermkovsky. I know. That's why it's confusing. So. I think he's married to Pacha. No. He's married to Jenna Johnson okay who's partners with Jojo Siwa okay Jojo Siwa was okay she was good she was fine she was good but she was just fine like for a dance mom Amanda Klutz was unbelievably radiant and gorgeous like she did this gorgeous dance like a Frank Sinatra song it was so elegant

so old Hollywood so everything of the sort and she's such a did this gorgeous dance like a Frank Sinatra song. It was so elegant. So old Hollywood. So everything of the sort. And she's such a good dancer. It's like not fucking fair. Who got the best scores? Oh, I don't know. The scoring is so irrelevant to me.

Let me tell you why. Because somebody will do like good if they're like a really bad dancer. So it's like graded on a curve, you're saying? It's graded for, no, not even on a curve. Graded for the person. Okay, so like if I'm like a bad dancer. Like Martin R rove's 10 is different than amanda klutz's 10 so right so i'm like someone who's a bad dancer but this time i kept up with all the steps i didn't like drop anything but i wasn't obviously like giving it you know the best technique ever i'll get a seven but then like amanda klutz who's like very talented like they'll point out her footwork problems yeah and she'll

get a six yeah so it makes no fucking sense. Okay. But it also makes it a little bit more fair because otherwise Amanda's getting a 10 every time if we're all graded on the same scale. Well, it's dancing with the stars, not dancing with the scale, teaching with the stars. Like, yeah, sorry. I have to think about how I think, how, how I think it should go. But Christine from bling Empire basically said she's obsessed with Dancing with the Stars she's every year like since she moved to LA like she used to enter in a

lottery to win tickets she's been they had footage of her sitting behind the judges like 10 years ago she was literally saying like this is the dream of her life she is not great like she just I feel like she reminds me of someone she's coordinated but has no rhythm which is so hard to learn you know yeah yeah so she was just giving me like low energy but she was having so much fun like I just want her to spend a good amount of time there because like I want her to have fun Jimmy Allen is so good but again it's so easy for a boy to be good like he's very much giving me like leading man energy where like his partner's doing all the dance where he's just like carrying her around whereas like Cody and Cheryl like they're both like salsa-ing like going giving it the most like he loves it you know yeah um and who else was remarked oh Melora Harden from The Office

Jacqueline she's so good I just like I love her how was Matt James not good he got bad scores and they like roasted him. And I was reading on Twitter, people were like coming for him, like for his Roomba, like whatever. It just needs work. It's still only week two. And to be honest, like for a while,

it's just a popularity contest. Like there are a bunch of people who need to go home before anyone who has like a substantial Instagram following is going to go home. And then it really becomes about the scale yeah like for now like we you just and also for now like you do want to see growth so having a bad week in the beginning like will ultimately make your final dance look better oh you know who I thought was good was Iman Shumpert he's like not the best dancer but he was having so much fun and he remembered all the steps and I think that he was really surprising and then also also they're going to keep him on for a while

because LeBron James watched Dancing with the Stars last night and tweeted and they like commented on it on air. They're like, LeBron James is watching. It was like crazy. Oh, that's cool for them. Yeah. And Tyra was like out here wearing crazy fucking outfits, but doing much better than last season.

Like people are a little too hard on her. Like I was, I wanted to see what people thought of like everything. And I was on Twitter and people are just fucking hard on Tyra like yeah she was wearing the craziest stupidest dress you ever saw in your life but like leave leave her alone like it's it's a moment she's a model yeah cool well that sounds like very good it sounds very good um okay did you watch any TV you want to recap I didn't I just watched a little Outlander but I was mostly editing the mukbang so I was just watching patreon.com slash a morning toast all night and I have to say it was premium content I would

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always keep your shit anonymous here's the first one hi Claudia and Jackie I love you guys so much congrats on your bed bed jacks and Claudia congrats for simply being you

which is fabulous wow that's pathetic no i thought that was like you've accomplished so much and like i'm just like over here it's fine i'm not sure i don't this is about her i don't want to make the deer toasters about me but it's like you obviously but it is i loved your toasters and i never thought i need to write in but i'm torn and i need your input input on what to do for the past year my best friends and i have gotten together to get group gifts for each other with the idea being that putting our money together for one big gift would be better than giving each other small and expensive gifts. And it would likely be something that we would all like to have, like a designer piece of jewelry or accessory.

It was finally my turn and I was so excited to get my gift. My birthday comes around and I get a hodgepodge of items from Amazon with the total value of half of what I've coordinated and gotten with everyone else. I know this because your girl got gift receipts. of half of what I've coordinated and gotten with everyone else. I know this because your girl got gift receipts. I naturally was bummed because I was excited to get a nice new item, and instead I got items of significantly less value and things I've never even asked for nor wanted. Having the money is definitely not the issue here,

so I'm not quite sure why I didn't get a nice present when we've been putting in this gift-giving trend for a year. I know you should never expect anything in return, but I just feel left out, and I'm not sure why my friends didn't spend the money on me. So here's my dilemma. It's time for the next girly girl to get her gift. Do I continue on and coordinate for her to get the same big ticket item

I've coordinated for the rest of the girls in the past and be a good friend, or do I mention anything about my lackluster gift? Please help, sincerely, a disappointed best friend who's trying really hard not to be petty. Oh my, this would bother the shit out of me. This would bother me so much, especially because there's not that much that you can do without looking like a

slob yeah and like that you're like counting everyone and like you know they did get you a gift no but like a designer piece of jewelry and things from amazon that's like a crazy difference yeah no you you have to put your foot down you can't be a schmuck i'm sorry yeah you can't just be like steamrolled over no and just like keep buying everyone all of these things and like why didn't they well the reason actually why they didn't get it for you is because you coordinate it for everyone else so let someone else coordinate this time and see what see what happens i think that's why because i don't want to say like they like you less and and you know i because that seems too obvious yeah i think it's because someone else got put in charge they waited to

the last minute and they sent you some shit from prime overnight and they've been used to you like taking all the work yeah I think that's what happened here don't take charge that's the answer here do not take charge hello hi thank you thank Oh, it's raining out there. Stay dry. Have a good one. We got a package. Sorry, that's from the postman. It says fragile on it.

And it has a photo of brew on it. Should we do a live unboxing? Yeah, because I think it's from this brand that had DM'd me. They put together some mock-ups of some things they wanted to send me. And it was some of the most incredible looking stuff because it was like all brew merch this is not an ad it was all brew merch and they really captured his likeness and so I was like I would love to receive these items did it occur to you at any moment to get something for your nephew they They didn't mock up due. And I didn't want to be like a haza. So I just accepted what they had for me.

Just watch out for the address. Okay, first up. I hope you guys are watching on YouTube today. Yeah, no, this is about to be some of the most premium shit we've ever seen. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Now I know why I don't get anything.

It's for babies. Okay, here are two bibs. Ready? It has a picture of Bruno on it and it says Bruno. Oh my God. Give that to me.

And then there's also This is a onesie, not a bib. Oh, sorry. Then there's also this one that says best friends and there is a bib. Sorry, that's why I got confused. This bib, oh my God, it a bib. Oh, sorry. Then there's also this one that says best friends. And there is a bib. Sorry, that's why I got confused.

This bib. Oh, my God. It just has a picture of Bruno. Look at this hand-drawn picture of Bruno. They completely captured his likeness. Completely captured his likeness. There's so much more stuff. By the way, this company is not an ad.

And there's some stuff for me in there, too, like a crew neck, I remember. Perky Prince. It's called Perky Prince. And they will capture your pup's likeness. Masks with Bruno on it. I'm dying. Do you want to be unboxing this? I just felt like you didn't want to. No, you're doing a great job.

Oh my God, a gorgeous t-shirt with Bruno. You guessed it. Hold on, there's more. This is the crew neck. This is actually sick. Hand-drawn Bruno F fachemin oh my god this is sick that is fucking sick thank you perky prince wait there's one more big thing oh my god is it for you here this i think is gonna be where's my socks oh my goodness.

Oh my god, this is the cutest fucking company. Thank you, Johnny. Oh my god. Oh my god, we finally have our first piece of brew art. This is gorgeous. That is gorgeous. Oh my god, what a great time for the postman to come hey wait a minute mr postman oh my god hey mr postman oh my god this is so beautiful it's like i want to hang it in the studio you know because we have so much theo art here but this is theo's

place okay but you need it for your house i need I don't you like you have a wall of Theo at home too so I just need to get started on my brew memorabilia I can't believe that's a hand like sketched sketch of brew that's so impressive like all of his little baby hairs and his little freckle on his like nose and his numerous freckles and it's just the look of love in his eye they got that too. You can get these at perkyprince.com at perkyprince and then hashtag perkyprince. Again, not an ad. Just great timing. Just great timing and a great product.

And they had the picture of Brew on the Box. Otherwise, we probably wouldn't have opened it live. Okay. So back to this girl who is getting like. And sorry to like open all these gifts for me when your issue is. Rubbing it in her face. Okay. But here, I think that you need to drop the ball now you need to because it hurts too much and fool me once shame on you fool me twice and just say where do I send the Venmo like do not be in charge and see what happens like if they're now going back to designer duds then you

know it's not because you're not in charge there's another reason that we might have to face but let's not get let's not jump to any conclusions yeah but i think it's time for you to relinquish your duties as you were not respected and you're not going to put up with that you're not a doormat i'm i'm unfortunately in agreement all right next up but i don't think it's because they don't like you so that's good news no but we'll see like what happens next like yeah i don't i don't want to bring that up of course no after you relinquish then they'll get their shit together still i don't think it's because they didn't like you i think it's because they didn't have their shit together. Okay.

Next up. Dear Claudia and Jackie, first off, I could literally not survive the week without my daily dose of morning toast. Side note, I took a road trip with my fiance two weeks ago and he fell asleep and was abruptly woken up to, it's the final story. Anyway, I'm currently planning my bachelorette party and I'm in a bit of a predicament surrounding the guest list. I have 10 bridesmaids. My three sisters and I are best friends and they make up much bachelorette party, and I'm in a bit of a predicament surrounding the guest list. I have 10 bridesmaids.

My three sisters and I are best friends, and they make up much of the bridal party, but I wouldn't have it any other way. The rest of my bridal party is some of the best friends a girl could truly ask for. On top of that, I plan on having my mom and a few other close relatives there. I'm so sorry. I wasn't listening at all. Oh, God.

I'm really sorry. I was just thinking about the brew items we received. I'm currently planning my bachelorette party, and I'm in a bit of a predicament. I have 10 bridesmaids. My three sisters and I are best friends and they make up much of the bridal party but I wouldn't have it any other way. Okay. The rest of my bridal party is some of the best friends a girl could truly ask for and then on top of that for the bachelorette party. I plan on having my mom and a few other close relatives there. Cute. My issue is that I've had other people who are not in the wedding reach out asking me when the bachelorette party will be some people

who are these people these people need to get together and have their own party no and like we need to like send them you know a presentation a cease and desist as to how you behave in as a human being as a human being when you get invited to a wedding these are friends that i may not see that often but we do speak every day or every week. I do suffer from a bit of social anxiety, so events like this already make me anxious. I worry a lot about making sure everyone else is having a great time, and I don't love everything being all about me. I hate the idea of anyone being upset with me if they are not invited,

considering I do talk to these people often. When they ask me what it is, I usually just tell them we're still planning. My question is, will I regret not inviting everyone and just anyone to such a special event or should I just keep it to my close group of people? If I don't invite them, what's the best way of going about telling them since I already have a larger bridal party that I'm just going to keep it small? Sincerely, a social anxious who wants to please every bride and toaster. Okay, if you weren't planning on inviting them, they didn't come across your mind even though you said you were inviting people who aren't bridesmaids, then they shouldn't be there.

And you shouldn't just invite them because you feel pressure and because you don't want to be the awkward of saying no. Like, you just need to put together, like, a text that says what it needs to say, which is that, in a polite way, you know, I'm so, like, honored that you would want to go on this trip for my bridal party, but I'm just keeping it to uh bridesmaids only and family members so and maybe these people don't know they're not brides like how do you say so not you so here I want to say one thing with bachelorette parties I'm very much of the mind

that truly the more the merrier like I agree and so I know that's not for everyone but having done a bachelorette party where I just invited everyone, even people who weren't bridesmaids, because it's really the more fuck people, the better. But because you wanted to, not because they reached out and made you feel uncomfortable.

No, but I just want to just say that. I think bachelorette parties, the more people, the more successful. One. Two, if someone is willing, because sometimes with a bachelorette party, it's like people don't want to pay if somebody's willing to pay to join you to have fun I'm more inclined to be like sure

come so that's just what I want to say think about that like if you if you think that like you actually really like these people and it's like tough for you not to invite them like sometimes on a bachelorette party like you'll be glad the more people you invite so I just want to put that out I do agree with you but if you decide that you don't want them then we must concoct a plan yeah and i just think it's like just honesty is the best policy yes i already like have a big group going and just like keep keeping to like delaying it is not helpful yeah say like thank you for like even wanting to come that's so sweet of you but i'm just keeping it to bridesmaids and family you know because my mom's coming like you can always i love blaming things like blame it on your mom like my mom's coming so it's only

gonna be like a couple girls like no but it's she's gonna see pictures it's 10 plus so just invite these girls no because you didn't think about she talks to them every day she said once a week I heard she said she said she said, these are friends that I may not see often, but we do speak every day or every week. So we're both right. That is what it looks like. Okay, think about it. If you think these girls would add value to your trip,

just invite them, and then you don't have to deal with the awkwardness of turning them down it's no expense to you but also this is the time in your life to be selfish and do if you don't want them coming for whatever reason just say like i'm keeping it to bridesmaids yeah thank you though for even like wanting to celebrate me yeah yeah yeah um okay i hope that was helpful. Just invite them. Third and final, dear toasters, is brought to you by Bruch. The best electric toothbrush. Bruch.

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$15 off using promo code TOAST, B-R-U-U-S-H.com. That's so cute. Okay, you want to hear the third and final one? Yes, I do. I hope we can do better for this one than we've done for the first two. I'm not going to lie. We've given some wishy-washy advice. I think that the advice I gave in the last one was actually good.

Like, just invite. Like, you'll never regret inviting, like, a bunch of friends somewhere. You know what I mean? Like, you will regret not inviting if, like, let's say in five years you end up being really close with one of these. You know what I mean? Like, just invite. I think that's actually good advice.

This one is actually not addressed to just us. It's Dear Jackie, Claudia, Dr. Du, and Brew. I need your advice and have included the boys because I would love a male perspective as well. She needs our voice. What? She perspective as well. She needs our voice. What? She needs our voice. She needs our voice?

Never mind. You guys heard it. Yeah, I know. But I guess let you out of it. You literally guessed. I guess let you out of it. You literally guessed. I'm like, what are you talking about?

She needs our advice and she included the boys because she would love a male perspective. I wish I thought of that. She wants to include a male perspective. Okay, okay. When it comes to dating i've always been super picky i usually know right away whether i can see a future with someone or not the problem is when i do find a guy i'm interested in i fall fast and hard and get my heart broken by someone i've known for a month it's pathetic i know no it's not flashback to two years ago i go on a date with a guy i met on hinge i did not have that first initial obsessive all-in feeling that i usually

get with guys that I'm interested in. But I figured I would give him a chance because he honestly looks good on paper and is super attractive. And leaning into that initial intense spark I've had with guys in the past has only left me heartbroken. Love you changing things up.

And talk about being self-fucking-aware. Yeah. Like knowing what you're good at, what you're not good at, and enacting change. Like I'm, I think you're a one. This course of action hurt you in the past. I'm going to try something different, action hurt you in the past I'm

gonna try something different you know get out of my comfort zone exactly so we go on a few dates over the span of a month or so and I really like him he's smart has a great job and has a wonderful group of friends and is the cutest dog in the world other than do and brew okay we make the relationship official after two months but I still don't feel that spark flash forward to the present we just celebrated our two-year anniversary and things are going great. So I'm assuming you feel the spark. Our lives fit. No, I think the problem is that she doesn't. She's been sparkless for two years.

Why don't you let me finish and we can find out. Our lives fit perfectly together and we talk about getting engaged and our future. The only problem is I still don't feel that spark. I even feel like we skipped the whole honeymoon phase because I wasn't head over heels for him. I really love him and our life is great, but I'm just worried he's not the one. Am I watching too many couples on TikTok and being overly critical of my own relationship? Watch Downton Abbey. Or should I throw all of this away in the hopes of finding Mr. Right? Please help and un-shear toaster. This girl's so smart. Like she knows what she's feeling might be irrational. And you know what? I'm here to

tell you, like, I do think it is. You said, I really love him. I have some advice that I don't, that's probably going gonna sound like the wrong advice but just hear me out okay because of course like you should feel spark and love and honeymoon phase but really most of the couples that have all of that it doesn't equate to long term success at all or a successful marriage yeah and so the things that you guys have in common even though it did sound like a little superficial but maybe I'm assuming there's more if there's two Or a successful marriage. Yeah. And so the things that you guys have in common, even though it did sound like a little superficial, but maybe I'm assuming there's more if there's two years worth of relationship here.

The things that you guys have in common are a really good foundation for a marriage, which is about more than spark. Because as we've said, those butterflies up and leave in two fucking months. And they turn straight into gas. And they don't come back. And honestly, I think like if you're spending your whole life chasing a spark, like that's not a realistic way of ending up in a long-term relationship. Relationships, marriage, commitment is about so much more than spark.

It's about partnership. It's about. Compatibility. Communication. Support. Belief in the same thing. Yeah, values. Philosophical.

Yep. So when you say like that you don't have a spark but you respect this man and you've found a way to spend all your time with him for two years you love him very much that's literally what she said i say that that's a pretty good foundation for marriage and when you think about like downton abbey you know and all these marriages that were arranged marriages like so many years ago where you know at first there was no spark and there probably wasn't going to be spark for a long time but eventually there was love right and you fall so deeply in love with each other every day every year and you know what that reminds me of indian matchmaking yes they started every episode of the show with this cup with like a different couple

who was you know really old school arranged marriage and they were some of like the healthiest funniest couples i ever saw in my life. Not saying that this is an arranged marriage, but all I'm saying is like watching so many movies and books, like you're supposed to think that like you meet someone and that second you get the spark and you just know. And that's really like not how realistic marriages work. So I do think we've become like fan,

like we just fantasize and we've been like taught that a relationship is supposed to start and end in this one way. When at the end of the day, that's just like not realistic yeah and that's my opinion I agree I think you should marry this man I think you should marry this man and just to let us know like if we're right in our hypothesis that like this could be the stuff of a really long-term successful marriage and I wish you honestly the best of luck with that because not many people have it but it's it really sounds all really fabulous and you sound like a great girl with like such a great head on her shoulders yeah love that for you

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