The Toast - S4 Ep176: KKW on SNL: Tuesday, October 12th, 2021

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

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Good morning millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday! It is so good to be coming to you live once again. Though not totally live, Claude and I are remote. Claude is, you know, on island time. Hey Claude, how you doing? Hello everyone! I missed you so much. I'm so excited to be podcasting. Hi everyone! Are you? I am. I mean I've had there has been so much going on not only personally professionally but also in the celeb world that's like been killing me not to podcast. Like to not even do a three-hour special on Kim Kardashian on SNL has been one of the hardest things I've ever gone through in my life. I know. I have so much to say. And of course, you know, I have some unpopular opinions. Oh, really?

I what I found that, you know, I've looked around. I've seen what other people are saying. And I do think that part of what I have to say is not like similar to what others are saying. But of course, you know, it's nothing against Kim whatsoever. Oh, my God. I'm shook because like my opinions are so strong. And I just feel like you and I will we will discuss it like we absolutely have to discuss it. No but like I enjoyed it

immensely I have I just have a lot to say and I I have a lot of feelings is what I have you know what I mean? No yeah no and you know what it's so important to express your feelings that's what I've learned through this journey of mine in the Caribbean for about a week feelings are meant to be expressed. Yeah so I'm fortunate that today we have the chance to get that off our chest there's also just like so much other celebrity news that will even spill over into Wednesday's episode I couldn't even you know select every story so we just will have so much to talk about and I'll see you back in studio on Wednesday but also Loki I haven't spoken to you in like days usually we talk at least once a day even if we're

even if you're on vacation we always FaceTime once a day but I think that just is a testament to like how much fun you're having that I actually I was talking to someone else and they're like is Claudia having fun I'm like I think so I actually haven't heard from her no I know and it's so crazy that we haven't spoken and I was actually excited to just press record the second we started chatting so that you and I could like catch up right but I how are you doing I'm doing amazing like first of all I'm so relaxed I'm so tan like we're on FaceTime right now I'm gonna show you like my boobs look at my oh but like okay but that red is a little concerning so I actually arrived here in the British Virgin Islands with the craziest sunburn from being at Olivia's house

for one day like my boobs were bubbling purple sunburn. So this has nothing to do with the BBIs. I've actually been very good about putting on my sunblock. And, you know, Morgan Stewart taught me always put sunblock on your knees. Like I'm just out here preserving my skin. But I do have this sun-kissed glow that has really given me this confidence to, I don't know, be the best version of myself. Okay. I'm so happy that you're feeling yourself, but like now that I'm evaluating your sunburn, like I don't know if I

would call it sun kiss. Like I would say machine gun Kelly took his tongue and licked your whole body with the sun. No, Jackie, you, um, you have to see it in person. It's like this gorgeous glow that FaceTime just cannot really replicate. I'm sorry that you're missing it but didn't you show on instagram that you have a sunglass tan i do that's like the one thing but i've been wearing like i've been outside so much you know feeling mother in nature and everything she has to offer and i had to wear my sunglasses i'm sorry i understand but like you just got a lot of sun but i'm happy for you and you know what vitamin d is so important so critical and it's so it's so great for you so if you gotta burn a little let it burn and I think you're forgetting that I actually live in a bunker so this is probably the most sun exposure I've had

in about four years yeah soak it in soak in the D and honestly this trip I'm so excited to podcast but I also have a major announcement um and this trip just couldn't have come at a better time I'm relaxing I'm you know being the best version of myself and then I'm headed out on tour so I've been teasing this for a while but now I can officially say that starting on Wednesday which is tomorrow um the Patreon members will get access to my tour I'm going on tour again it is called the not like other girls tour and that really should not surprise anyone because Jackie you know best like I am not like other girls yeah I I know that I think some people do get it confused so I'm glad you're taking this nationwide and letting everyone know that you're not like other girls because it's something that people need to know and Jackie it's not only nationwide it is a global tour I'm going to Toronto well you know I didn't want to like say that if it wasn't true so it's you're an international girl

who's not like other girls I am an international not like other girl I am going to Toronto Kansas City Chicago Clearwater Fort Lauderdale Minneapolis Detroit DC Connecticut Boston LA San Francisco Atlanta Austin Houston and. So if you are a Patreon member, it's not too late to become one. You will get access to tickets tomorrow at noon Eastern time, and that will last for until Thursday night. And then starting on Friday, everyone's going to get access at noon to all the tickets. There are meet and greets. Of course, the meet and greets are smaller this time around because of COVID. So if you want one, just keep that in mind. I'm so excited.

I cannot even remember going on tour last time. I feel like I don't know the girl who toured. Like, I'm a whole new girl. I'm not like other girls. And I'm very much looking forward. The tour starts in December. So, like, we are hitting the ground running. This was, like, a last-minute trip for me to get ready.

And she's ready. And I'm just very, very excited and grateful. And I hope people can come out it's going to be so fun because you know we're all not like other girls I think we all are not like other girls all of us when does the tour kick off I couldn't agree more for my own calendar also literally like week one of December wow okay that's so exciting I can't believe you're going back into tour mode I'm excited for everyone who's been like itching to see you on the road again and I'm excited you know

to see it when the tour is myself I know like I I still have some work to do on the material it's just been you know in order to uh have something to say like I have to experience so this has just been like the last couple months of me experiencing things. Trying new things for material. Like I go on these trips. People don't understand. Like I go on these trips for work. Like I'm over here doing research and development for the content.

Like I. It's not as easy as it looks. Yeah. No. But you do make it look easy. And that's. That's something great about you and that's the hard part well I'm glad you're having fun I'm so excited for tour announcements tour life tour

Claude and it's going to be so much fun for everyone so everyone join the Patreon to make sure that you get your tickets and all the links will be posted on patreon you'll it'll make it real easy for everyone but i do want to ask you jackie how are you wow that's a really loaded that's a tough question that's a loaded question you know what i'm actually doing well i very much enjoyed all this time off brew and i are attached at the hip bonded like never before mostly been home like being a boring pregnant lady made a chili been watching great british bake off reading jane eyre like just really i would say just as exciting as your life if not more no you know what i would say like we are two girls with different interests yeah no but it's but it's actually been a nice time.

And I've been able to relax a lot and get a lot of rest. Which is, you know, just what the doctor orders. How is little Bebe? Little Bebe is good. Everyone's doing well in mom's tummy. And it's just, you know, every day is a blessing. What size is the Bebe today? Like you have that app, right? Yes, it is endive. What's that? It's a form of lettuce. It's like brown lettuce, brown purple.

I don't think you've ever had it. Oh, that's why I'm not familiar with it. Yes. It's lettuce. Oh, you know, actually speaking of lettuce, so I'm in the BBI's at my friend Ankur's house, who's totally vegetarian. So most of the meals here are vegetarian. Like there's not a lot of meat, if any, and not to get like, you know, oversharing. I have had the most gorgeous digestive system for the last couple of days. Like I think that like the plant-based life like might be for me. Granted, it is still like a lot of bread but still like it's lots of

things I don't normally eat yeah wow I'm just like really shocked have you I know snatch did you switch places like Aidy Bryant and Kim Kardashian literally okay I need to I need to talk about SNL so I think that without further ado we need to jump right in we can but I just have to preface this episode by saying one thing and I've mentioned this on the podcast before I'm on vacation with Brian and whenever I hang out with Brian like I start to talk like him and we've been on like level 10 with our annoying like things that we call each other so I just need to warn everyone like it's Claudia it's not Brian but I will be talking a lot like Brian okay cool I love you know when you bring new and exciting things to the show.

I mean, literally all we say to each other is girly girl now, which you told me came from Brian. And I feel I'm so glad to have that phrase in my life. So you would say you're indebted to Brian? Yeah, I would. I would too. Not like other girly girls. Not like other girly girls. Not like other girly girls.

Okay. That's like a Brian is. I'm like he's always squealing. Now, oh, that's a little rough. Yeah. Just for a podcast. But now can we further ado it? Can we do it?

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then I went to sleep and then I watched the second half in the morning but just like watching it knowing the rest of the world was watching it too it's the same way I felt when I watched Elon on SNL I really felt like I was a part of something like it must be how people feel watching the Super Bowl like this live thing that brings everyone together so like I was not as fortunate because I was like out and about we took a boat to like a bar and it was killing me first of all not to watch it and to not like go on TikTok and see little clips like I wanted to watch the episode in full which I did except I did watch her monologue because I just absolutely had to see like what she was serving. And you're right.

It was this cultural moment. Everyone was on the edge. I felt like it was everywhere. It was the biggest deal. I know this sounds crazy. It was the biggest deal on the planet. Like it was fucking crazy. It really, really was.

And like I felt like the lead up to it was the biggest deal. And then afterwards, it was even bigger of a deal because everybody. I mean I really have not seen a bad review from people. Like looking at tweets. Looking at Instagrams. Like of course you know the press writes what they write. But like everybody really loved it. And so I just want to. I need to share my thoughts.

Okay. I thought she did an amazing. No she was amazing. She's amazing. She's so funny. I knew she was going to like just really throw herself into it. Every look was amazing. Like I loved when she was amazing she's amazing she's so funny I knew she was gonna like just really throw herself into it every look was amazing like I loved when she was dressed as Kim I loved when she was dressed as other people like when she was wearing that yellow dress as the bachelorette Rochelle like

I was fucking crying it was crazy it was crazy to see her dressed as just like a chewy woman yes so I just was living I was living for all of it my only thing that sort of bothered me which is not a knock at Kim at all because I'm sure she didn't have that much to do with it and I think she this is what she thought people wanted but I just felt like her monologue as like someone who's such a big fan of hers and I love everything that she does I felt like her monologue was like so so self-deprecating and really like harped on the lowest common denominators of things people think about her like sex tape the plastic surgery you know all of these things that like someone who doesn't know Kim thinks about her I feel like it was more so meant for people who don't really know

her as opposed to like people who know and love her we're just like sex tape what like okay you know I hear that I do but I don't agree and here's why because before the episode premiered I was on the SNL Instagram and they like had pictures you know how they take those sickening pictures of everyone so they have these gorgeous pictures of Kim on their feed and the comments like people were just being such animals like and I just didn't agree with what anyone was saying and you're right like she really was not talking to us in her monologue like she was talking to the SNL audience and I really think that even though I hear And you're right. Like she really was not talking to us in her monologue. Like she was talking to the SNL audience. And I really think that even though I hear what you're saying that you didn't like it, I do think it was incredibly effective because now seeing what people like,

what the narrative is verse before. And I, and I really, first of all, I love people who can joke at themselves. I think that's like so much about what, like what SNL is about. I think she really wanted to show everyone, like she doesn't take herself so seriously she knows what people think about her she's in on the joke I I thought her monologue was so unbelievably funny no to me she's so much more than all of those things and it just felt like the monologue was for the haters and not for the fans and it's not like she doesn't have fans like she's one of the most followed people on earth like people love her just because like the 12 SNL audience like doesn't really get her and think she's only famous because she had a sex tape like I'm sorry I just can't relate and so I just it just hurt me like it hurt

my soul for her that she felt like she had to get down to that level when it's like you're a businesswoman you're a billionaire and like we're talking about OJ Simpson. Okay, yes, but I don't know. I just feel like she was incredibly involved. I know she was working with like Dave Chappelle, Ellen DeGeneres, Amy Schumer on writing her monologue. I don't think that she just like took this page of jokes from the SNL team and was like, I'll read this, which is what most people do who aren't comedians.

I don't know. I think like this is what she wanted to do. And I loved it. Like, I think that there's so much that's said about them and we know every minute detail of their lives, but like to the average person, yes, it's the sex tape. It's the OJ Simpson. It's Caitlin. It's all this stuff. And she just tackled it all head on so confidently. Like, I don't know. My takeaway from the episode was like, I, one of the reasons I think me and you and so many other people look up to Kim

is like, she's the best at everything she does. Like she really does not fail, not anymore. And I thought that she approached this very difficult task with that same tenacity. She gave it a hundred percent. She absolutely killed it. She was in on the joke. She looked gorgeous. Like, I don't know, I couldn't even come up with one bad thing to say about it except I do think like Kris Jenner could have run her lines over a few more times in that last sketch because she had no idea what she was doing but other than that like I really don't have a bad thing to say I was like so impressed and so proud which like sounds so nuts I was like that's my fucking girl like she knows what all these people say about her. Like she's in on the joke. Like I just thought it was so brilliant. I did.

I mean, I think I, she is in on the joke. She knows what people say. And I think it just, I don't know. I didn't, so the monologue for me, like I wasn't living for it when I first watched it. And then I saw everybody else loved it so much. And so I like ruminated on how I felt. I was like, no, I still feel that way. Like much. And so I like ruminated on how I felt. I was like no.

I still feel that way. Like these are just like lowest common denominator things. About the Kardashians. Like the plastic surgery stuff. Like I just no. Like that's just what the haters say. But moving on from that. She like she's just great.

So like I didn't really like chuckle very much. During the monologue though. But the rest of the sketches. Like to see her in these other situations. Was funny but it also just highlighted like so much of the fact that like this is the beacon of comedy in our society and it's really not funny enough well that there was funny there there were funny moments and there were things that like I will will talk about in sketches that like made me laugh. Yes. But like the fact that this is the funniest show.

This is the pinnacle of comedy. And we have like the most interesting woman in the world. And some of the sketches were just like what? Well I feel that way about SNL in general. Me too. It was just like me watching SNL and I haven't watched since Elon Musk. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so I watch SNL like a lot and I watch a lot of the clips.

And like it is crazy that like for the most part it's really not the funniest show on television when that's exactly what it's supposed to be. Yeah, yeah. But for this Kim thing, it was really for me like more of this cultural event. And I just know like it's such a big deal to host it especially when you're not a person who like acts or does comedy that's why like everyone was freaking out over Elon Musk and I just felt like Kim showed up so prepared she knew her line she did not fuck up no Kim Kim was everything Kim is everything like Kim to me gets a plus plus she did everything so well and

she threw herself into it and she had fun and she was like enjoying did everything so well and she threw herself into it. And she had fun and she was like enjoying herself, you could tell. And she really took it all very seriously. Like even in her story, she was there till like, I don't know, 1 a.m. every single night. So I have no issue with Kim. It was just like, just looking at the show as a whole. But let's get into the sketches because there were some real highs. There were some real highs. Okay, the first sketch, which was um and we're not gonna

go in order but which was the jasmine and aladdin sketch oh my god which was like jackie the fact that they kissed no i was in shock and by the way this episode was made so much better by the fact that like she's a single woman and so every man who was opposite her i was like jackie is this kim's new boyfriend thing first of all the fact that she kissed Pete was so crazy to me like I feel like they could start dating like dead serious like I loved it it was just crazy and then in the bachelorette or whatever that fake show was called sketch I was like I hope she kisses Tyler C like I was really looking for some action like I was thinking the exact same thing the fact that she was single made this so much better, more exciting,

and just really like added an element of, I would say, a certain je ne sais quoi to the episode. I completely agree with you. It did. And like everyone in the room, I was like, Kim and John Cena? Yes. Kim and Chris Rock. Like everyone, I was just like, I was, it was very exciting.

And so the fact that Pete Davidson got to kiss Kim Kardashian is just the craziest thing I ever saw no literally same and you know what's so funny I've actually noticed this about and wait wait and just one thing like there was really no need for them to kiss like it's just a sketch like this isn't a movie where it's like the notebook and if they weren't to kiss, it would be like, what are we watching? Totally. So she was like, that's how much she threw herself into the craft. She committed to the role 100%.

And you know what I noticed a lot? And I feel like I've noticed it on Kardashians too. She licks her lips so much. Did you notice that? I didn't notice that she licks her lips. But I did notice, I've noticed on Kardashians, they like, they like bite their lips a lot. Like, like, I can't notice that she licks her lips but I didn't notice I've noticed on Kardashians they like they like bite their lips a lot like like I can't explain it I'll show you she just like kept rolling her tongue over her lips and I was noticing it oh interesting also when you start to

notice stuff like that then you start to do it yourself I just did I used to do this thing that I just used to do the thing that they did where like they bite their lips. It's more so Kylie would do it. And I guess it's like maybe I don't know. And I would do it. I'm like, this isn't even like a quirk of mine. That's really funny. Now it's my problem. Literally.

Okay, let's let's continue with the sketches. Let's talk about the dream guy where Kim plays Bachelorette Rochelle. plays Bachelorette Rochelle and the contestants are Chris Rock, John Cena, Chase Crawford, Jesse Williams, Tyler C and who was Kyle Mooney? Kyle Mooney. Oh and Amy Schumer. Okay so I feel like it's so hard not to break character in SNL and I love that Kim was professional, except she did laugh a little bit when Amy Schumer came in. I was laughing too. It was so funny. And first of all, it was just a perfect sketch.

Like the Zeke Kyle Mooney thing was so stupid and funny. And I just didn't really, honestly, like the group of guys was really confusing to me. Like why was Chase Crawford there? Oh, Blake Griffin was the other one. Oh yeah. And he used to date Kendall. Kendall no the group of guys was so interesting and it was just crazy to see all these people in a room together and like them talking to

Kim I Chase Crawford was was a funny one but he was like so great everyone was better than the next and I since I watched it live like when I was watching this I I felt like like the world was exploding all these people in the same room together 100% I feel like if I did you see it online before that they were all in the sketch before you watch it I did because I can't explain the feeling to you of realizing that all of these men are like so famous and Kim is the bachelorette like I was seriously losing my mind no and also the outfit that is a dress like Kim Kardashian would literally never in her life set foot in and first of all her waist was so snatched it was like sending me her hair was just like so different you're right like seeing her in these like normie

clothes was too much like it was overload it was a shock to the system okay are you ready for next sketch which was I think my favorite sketch actually the switch with Aidy Bryant okay I was crying Jackie I was crying there were so many things that were so funny but you know what I really liked about the episode I felt felt like everyone who was there was, like, really excited that Kim was on. Like, remember with Elon, like, people were protesting. Like, everyone was just so lit. Like, they wanted to be in as many sketches as they could. That 80 was the star of the episode.

She was perfect. That was the funniest shit of all time. Then when Chris accidentally ended up getting switched with 80, and 80 sent the fake chris to jail and they were seeing kim and chris dressed as 80 in like a regular cardigan was too much it was so funny and at the end when kim was like i can't believe i had sex with 80 husbands but like that's because she's single like it made it so fucking funny just to see like see Kim in these situations. Chris and Chloe were excellent in that sketch.

Like really, really good. Yes. Oh, and also the monologue, of course, was a dagger to the heart because of the shade towards Corey. So I was like, no. And I heard that Corey was there and he like stood up when that joke was said and he was like living for it. But it's just like, it hurts my heart. Like I love these people. Of course.

No, and by the way, I thought a lot about the Corey thing. I really did. And I feel like it was okay because what a lot of people maybe don't realize is that Corey Campbell is incredibly wealthy. Like he comes from a very rich family. Like so he's actually not a gold digger. So when it's, when, if he was an actual gold digger, like then it would have been rich family like so he's actually not a gold digger so when it's when you when if he was an actual gold digger like then it would have been like awkward but he's not like at all he doesn't need chris's money okay okay that's that's good to know so just important factoid to keep in the back of your mind next sketch which was kind of a flop

except for the fact that kim kardashian was in it was lotto drawing drawing that was honestly like if you ever need to understand why snl sucks like that was such a bad idea bad execution not funny everyone was like making me cringe and then i saw on the snl instagram a sketch that got cut where kim was like in a band performing for like the CEO of Costco which was so much funnier why like that new sketch was honestly Kim and all it was atrocious it was atrocious but you know what I aside from Kim Kardashian being in the Costco meeting one I didn't like that one either it was like a funny concept but the execution was like I thought it was funny

it was meh no I didn't like it I understood why it got cut um I wish the local news one got cut yeah but it was cool to see Kim in a different outfit like that just another fun look from Kim she looked great like giving very much news anchor realness it was not funny but again like just seeing Kim do different things was such a pleasure a real feast for the eyes completely agree then we had the people's court where Kourtney Kardashian presides over you know petty court tings amongst her family and I just have to say like the concept of Kourtney Kim being Kourtney but being a judge who like doesn't give a shit about anything was so perfect. Like the concept was perfect. I do feel like the execution, especially from Kris, I'm sorry, like Kris was really not giving me what I needed. She was like flubbing her lines. But when

Kendall said that she doesn't have any drama because she's a Jenner, not a Kardashian. And Kris said, and I told you that's something you need to work on was one of the literally the best jokes of all time. Oh, that's so funny that you loved it so much. I agree. The concept was A plus. The execution was less than that. But again, like, and to see Chloe there and Chris to have the cameos was so much fun.

Keenan as OJ was, you know, the cherry on top. And then also you realize Halsey played Kendall yeah yeah I didn't realize that I couldn't figure out who it was and then I found out after did you feel like a lot of people were missing like who so like like Kate McKinnon McKinnon and Bowen Yang was in that sketch that got cut the Costco one so like where was he? He was Aladdin. No, he was the genie. He was, yeah, he was in the Aladdin sketch.

I guess not much else. And Chloe Fineman also. She was just Megan Fox, which was very funny. Oh, yeah, that was well done. Also, the other sketch was the clubs, the moms in the clubs. That was funny. Yeah, it was okay. Okay.

Kim looked great. It was cool to see Kim in like her party girl attire. Yeah, and like, you know, she doesn't dance ever. So like she actually danced in that sketch. Oh my God. Seeing her have to do, seeing her have to dance in like multiple sketches and you just know she's like dying. And also she was like rapping and then in the Costco when she's singing

and she has a beautiful voice her voice is good yeah she was good so the people's court did make me think because Chris and Chloe were in New York and Chris wrote them really the most lovely Instagram caption afterwards about how proud she was of Kim, how she's, you know, so good at what she does, how she always includes her family. Like it was really like this beautiful testament to like Kim's accomplishment. And Khloe left this comment being like, you are my icon, you're a superstar. And Kourtney didn't say anything or post anything. Okay. She posted about People's Court the day after after but Kendall and Kylie both posted like that night watching live and I think Courtney was celebrating one of Travis's daughter's birthdays

so like she was busy with that stuff and then the next day she did post about people's court saying I'm good at this which was like a line from the sketch I agree and I don't even want to like put it out like I don't want to even like give life to this but like it definitely makes you wonder if she's peeved about the sketch or just like what's going on and you know what they are filming for Hulu so I actually do think this will be a very interesting episode if they're doing like Kim behind the scenes studying for the bar while being at SNL doing the dress rehearsal I would love that yeah I would love that too and also then like Kim being like her and Travis I could I could see it being like a nothing burger like obviously that's funny that's what they're doing in their relationship these days but I could also just see it like maybe being something that

offends someone somehow but that's how I felt about like some of like just the Kardashian stuff in general where it's just like everyone was going under the bus so I was just thinking a lot about Kourtney that's it especially when I saw Kris and Khloe like writing these really beautiful captions yeah I don't know but she's just different like she's not she's not like a long-winded sort of a person so I could it could be nothing it could be nothing I just really loved seeing Chris and Chloe they're like so supportive of Kim it really made my heart yeah the cockles of my heart just explode and Kanye was there and Scott was there and Corey was there so like everyone was supporting Kim and even though they were all made fun of like

clearly it was with everyone's blessing because they were all there supporting her yes then the only other sketch um that I don't think we talked about was the skims commercial for thick dogs stupid yeah yeah um but I did like at the end how Kim like acknowledged everyone she made fun of for in her family and was like I appreciate you all being such good sports what really felt like it was like team, family effort. All of their famous friends, Dave Chappelle, like everyone got involved. It just felt like for me, like it was literally like one of the best things I've ever watched. Even if it wasn't, even if I have critiques of certain sketches and whatever, like all of it, it was just too much. No, it really was. It was a pleasure.

Like, and I love how, I mean mean not that I would expect anything less but that like even though she's gonna wear these like fugly wigs and clothes for some of the sketches like Chris Appleton is doing her hair and Mario is doing her makeup and like even when she looked quote-unquote ugly for like like she never looked anything other than snatched and it's just so funny because I'm sure most people go and they just use SNL hair and makeup. Yeah. They have a clearly very robust makeup department. They do like intense work there. And nope, it was Mario and Chris or nothing. Yeah.

Honestly, the glam, her skin, everything was so snatched to the motherfucking gods. I was thinking it the whole time. And she was still doing her like Balenciaga new, her new Kim era. And it really worked. and I remember I said after the Met Gala how I didn't know how like that look of Kim's would be distilled down into everyday life like all of her other high fashion looks I'm loving what she's serving at all hours of the day monologue look even the Skims commercial look the final look you you know, leaving the hotel look. All week she was just giving us everything. And it was really, really exciting.

And it's, I'm sad it's over. I agree. The Balenciaga looks with the gloves, the bodysuits, like it's, and she's literally in the best shape of her life. It is a gorgeous, I agree. I was like, where are we going with this whole mask, you know, covered up head to toe. It's everything of the sort.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Kim. I'm so fucking proud of you. It was literally as a fan, like a lifelong fan, never wavering once, maybe briefly with the Taylor Swift stuff. But it was such a fabulous moment to be a Kim Kardashian fan. I thought she was incredible. I only have positive things to say.

I love her so much now, honestly, more than ever. Like she accomplished it. And it was just really amazing. I completely completely agree she was everything of the sort and my comments on the monologue are in no way a detraction of her performance I think you know she did what she felt she needed to do and I do think and what's crazy is everybody loved it so much even the people who were like I saw so many tweets that were like wow I wasn't expecting that from Kim so she really did achieve you know changing hearts and minds which I think she's what she wanted to do I just you know it just it just hurt that she felt like she needed to go there

because I I just love her as she is but you know I guess of course I understand she had things to do so I I understand I guess I just wanted to share that was that was how I was feeling about it in case anyone else was no it didn't even occur to me but I definitely I don't agree but I understand what you're saying yeah because I watched it I shared it with to the snitch my thoughts and she like totally hurt me and I felt seen do you not feel seen with me no I do no but so that's why I'm saying like I that's why I wanted to share with others just in case they might have felt that way well that's kind of what we were saying at the beginning of the episode like feelings must be expressed I don't know about all the time but um I do love to express a hot take that's one of my favorite things to do you do you do I just can't

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promo code toast frame something beautiful okay you ready for our next story speaking of hot yes ma'am erica jane is in the hot seat as the real housewives of beverly hills trailer drops andy cohen is grilling her in page six's words about everything in the new trailer okay you guys i i guess i do have going to make myself a little plate of crow and i'm going to eat it because i did not think he was up to the task i didn't't think we would get, I mean, the episode hasn't aired yet. But based on the trailer, questions are being asked. And that's really all I asked of them. And I'm feeling very optimistic.

No, and I'm happy to be wrong. We were just saying, like, if the past is any proof, Andy might not have the energy that he needs to take on this task. Because as we've said recently, he has been just kind of like lazy in his reporting and his reunion hosting. That's all we said. But I'm so happy to be wrong. I think we're wrong. It really looks like he goes after her hard. And I think the moment that really everyone's talking about is, you know, Erica, you're kind of misleading with the whole mental decline thing. And everyone just wants to know, like, why didn't you leave? And she makes it very

clear that she couldn't really leave she didn't have a lot of options she was she said she said where was I going and auntie flat out was like I know what you make on this show like you have plenty of options right yeah we'll we'll hear her retort to that on the show I'm sure she can I'm sure she can uh argue her way out of that but I think what other people are saying is like you know she the cognitive decline thing about Tom uh Andy asked a question like when you speak to Tom did you say blah blah blah and she said well I said and then I think she realized that she had said on the show that she hasn't spoken to Tom since the day that she left the house and it then seemed like she was saying that she spoke to him yeah he like asked like

have you asked Tom yet like if he did it and she started and stopped and she just looked hella guilty um and another thing that I noticed and then I saw somebody make a TikTok on and I was curious if you had had any thoughts on. Did you feel like she looked different at all? Oh, yeah, but the women are constantly changing. No, but not in a, honestly, in the reverse type of way. I feel like everyone shows up to a reunion with, like, new fillers and teeth, veneers. It felt like she looked kind of worn out. You know, she's always looked very snatched. She looked, looked like defeated almost

like she had let up on some of the spa services that housewives are usually doing well I'm zooming in on her face and so maybe she did that um to be more be able to be more expressive because maybe like she got a lot of critique on the show that you know it seems like she doesn't care but you know you don't want your face to move most of the time so maybe she just like missed her last appointment just so that she could let everyone show everyone how she's feeling but no I hadn't noticed that I actually think that she looks great and it's a great reunion look by the way what's so crazy is they went from being like so spread out on these couches to now sitting on each other's laps. They're literally those couches are too damn small.

COVID or not. COVID. It literally looks like a futon in a frat house. Like they're all just on top of each other. I thought the same thing, especially then when Kathy joins. It's too much. They're literal human soup. It was it's really like. They're literal human soup.

It was, it's really like, it's aesthetically not pleasing. Like the spatial arrangement is just off. And you would just think in these times that they would get a little more personal space. I thought that was very bizarre, very low budget. Especially, this was a four-part reunion. So it must have been filmed filmed for very long and they're literally sitting on top of each other yeah no I definitely like feel basically uncomfortable just like looking at the arrangement and it also looks like Kathy cries yeah I think she's crying about the time lost with Kyle where they weren't speaking that's the vibe I got yeah I thought pretty much the same because like what else would I mean who knows and

then we then we get some bullshit spiel from Lisa Rinna I'm sure they grill her like you are you know an accomplice with Erica you ask no questions you don't care about really asking any hard questions but you were you know Carmen Sandiego when it came to Denise and she gives this whole spiel you know like I'm doing better I'm constantly you know I'm not perfect yada yada I can't sit through that honestly yeah no that it like haunts her whatever but like right so apologize to Denise just like Garcelle asked I can't even did you watch the season finale no I haven't watched any TV I'm really sorry it was pretty uh I'll recap anything that needs to be shared it wasn't very eventful but it was an enjoyable episode and it just they dropped the trailer that day so it was

like bring us to the right you know okay are you ready for our next story yeah are you ready for our next story because adele is getting cheeky on Instagram Live and leaving fans like bold over in laughter. Plus, she shared a teaser of her new song, Easy On Me. And it literally sounds like the best song ever. Ever. It sounded gorgeous. And she did this huge spread in British Vogue where she looked unbelievably stunning. And she gave this interview.

I think a lot of people were wondering like they know that her songs are gonna be about heartbreak but she kind of explained how like this she wrote the whole album directed towards her son basically like explaining to her son yeah why she decided to kind of ruin you know his life for her own happiness yeah what he perceives as ruining his life yeah no no that's what she said her words not mine yes yes yes I understand no she's really like everywhere now it's you know she's fully activated and part of her PR strategy was Instagram live which I think is very surprising because she's very like you know marketed she's not really like a willy-nilly

sort of I'm gonna hop on the like a willy nilly sort of, I'm going to hop on the internet and talk to these people sort of celebrity. But it was really fun to see her in that light. It was fun to watch because first of all, she's very cheeky. She's like very funny British humor. And like she was having a really hard time

to get like her phone to play the song. And like Alicia Keys was in the comments, like literally being tech support, like the IT team telling her what to do so it was just great to see you know grandma's trying to use a microwave yeah no that's what it was but I had I just was so taken aback by this song because usually it takes you a few listens to like love a song anyway but this song just sounds like it's giving us everything ever you know there's no concern that this era of Adele will be a far cry from the Adele that we know and love yeah she's just giving us more of the good stuff I actually felt the

exact same way when I heard it I'm like that's so Adele she has this really unique brand and she doesn't stray away from it like her music and I don't mean this in a bad way her music always sounds the same she's like this reliable queen who we can turn to for these like honest ballads and I thought it sounded beautiful and I'm very much looking forward to this album it's going to be pretty killer yes but each album does always sound like way more elevated than the last one somehow and then even this song felt like on another level so she's just constantly raising the bar constantly for all. For all of us. For all of us. Okay, our next story is a little book news. Jamie Lynn Spears has changed the title of her memoir after backlash from Britney fans.

So I didn't realize this, but I saw that Jamie Lynn Spears announced on Instagram yesterday that her book is coming out. It's called Things I Should Have Said. That is the name of the book. Yeah. The previous name name it was going to be called I must confess oh you're lying no so obviously that's a line from baby one more time and she was using it for her book and I think fans you know were very upset about that and she changed the name okay so I saw on Instagram this morning like

the announcement of her book I'm like oh cool I didn't realize that there was a previous title and it was like all this drama before and like that I'm sorry read the room girlfriend like that is chutzpah that is chutzpah and it also gives me that like radio disney vibe of like when she went yes the medley the medley like so i think that changing the name of the book was a good idea things i should have said so now we know what we can expect from the book you know maybe some regrets well you know what i read this like synopsis on her instagram caption about what the book is about and it's very much like about mental health and like her daughter. And it's like really doesn't seem like it's about Britney at all. Oh, so that's kind of makes I must confess like. Right. Like irrelevant. Like it wouldn't even been of a it wouldn't even have been a good

title. Yeah. No, but if she was using the title, I must confess to like fess up to like how she sort of been there for Britney. How she aided and abetted the conservatorship. Yeah. Oh my God. This is so convoluted. But I just was really shook. Like to change the name of your book is a big move.

It's not something one does lightly. It's not editing an Instagram caption. No. And honestly I don't know how you can really like be Jamie Lynn or be someone who works for Jamie Lynn and kind of like have experienced the last six months and like knowing what the internet and everyone like thinks of Jamie and Brittany's relationship and think that that was a good idea. And also we were literally saying last week how when the time comes for Brittany to like herself tell her story, like a book might be the best place for that.

And if that was the name of her book it would actually be an amazing title yeah and especially now with this history it would yeah pack a double punch yeah yeah so really crazy book news have you been reading at all on your trip not for one moment oh well there's actually the redheads out for anybody who's looking for that on the plane I did put the kindle in my lap for like 11 seconds and I was bored. Oh, you know, it happens. It does. There hasn't just been much reading time, you know? No, I understand.

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when there's so much catching up to do now here's the story we are using an integrated interface we are on opposite sides of the world we're not doing it I've been I've been I've been knocked down I read some podcast reviews and so now I'm changing everything about myself oh my god what do they say why would you do that Jackie you're pregnant you have to protect your mental head no I know but sometimes like you can't just like not read any comments reviews because like sometimes there's like things that can be constructive. But the hate for the triangles in the final story song, that's something that I, a hill that I think I'm happy to die on.

But not over FaceTime. No, that's a fair point. I don't think we should sing it either. But to know that there are people who dislike the triangles, just it's a good reminder that there is evil in the world no it's so true like to me the triangles are fucking everything like we have a live band on our podcast like they symbolize joy it doesn't get better than that and they also symbolize symmetry and you know what else like jimmy fallon has the roots we have the triangles and i'm sorry they're going nowhere yeah i agree but i just like i'm feeling very hyper aware today so i'm

like okay so we won't sing over facetime where we can't even sync up our voices that's fucking devastating but i agree okay i'm glad you agree but just do me a favor please don't read any more podcast reviews until you're like not pregnant anymore. I know but like how am I going to sharpen my craft? You know? Why don't you ask like Olivia to do it? She could take it. They really think not that bad.

It's just like every time we do one thing that like someone doesn't agree with like they have to let us know. And so you just have to take from that what you think like what you would want to change and what you wouldn't. Yeah. I think I'm going to stay away from that for now okay no worries I mean most of them are so nice and every and people love the show so thank you guys this is a great reminder if you do enjoy what you're hearing and maybe you do enjoy the symbols oh no what are they triangles why don't

you go let us know yeah thank you okay now it is time for the fifth and final story some really exciting news Nicki Minaj surprises the Real Housewives of Potomac cast during the reunion after asking to host. So you remember when Nicki Minaj tweeted about her love and support and opinions about Real Housewives of Potomac. Andy like tentatively invited her to the reunion and the reunion was just filmed

and Nicki Minaj was there. She said, it's a reunion I could never get away with. At the end of ours, oh, sorry, tonight, Nicki surprised the Real Housewives of Potomac and did her own thing. Hashtag Andy Conda. That's what Andy wrote. Got it. So I am feeling very good about this. No, this is so crazy.

Like things like this just don't happen, you know? So when they do, like you would have to take a moment and acknowledge the space that you're in, which is just the fact that, first of all, this is a first in terms of anyone other than Andy mediating any sort of housewives reunion. So that's crazy. And the fact that it's this mega star Nicki Minaj is historic and the fact that it's someone who's coming in with a bone to pick

with Candace makes it all the more sweet how do we know that so she um that's what she was tweeting when she was tweeting about Potomac that she like had some things that she wanted to say to Candace so we took that as meaning like she was team Monique but mostly she was just saying that she just had some stuff you know to to take up with Candace but you didn't watch Potomac this week I caught up on the new episode and the old one and it's really crazy what's going down and it's getting sneakily closer to justice for Monique even this week they did a flashback to the Monique fight Monique was on Real Housewives of Potomac and I was just I feel like things are are coming together for us especially now with Nicki Minaj going to be there

like you know if Andy's not going to do it then maybe Nicki is our person well so when I saw the beginning of that fight with the salad it it was very reminiscent because really the like Candace's M.O. is exactly the same. While she always kind of provokes it, like she threw the first piece of lettuce and she put her finger in Monique's hair or in her face. The other person then takes it to another level, like Mia threw the whole platter and everyone knows what happened with Monique so it looks like Candace is like the victim when she's equally as responsible because she did really start the whole thing yes both fights and don't forget about the fight at her house with Ashley and the knife with the knife and so that's what this week was about really is like the women even Giselle and Robin are like because Ashley brings up how last year was so traumatizing for the group.

I think because like from a production standpoint, they had to like stop filming. It was like, where do we go from here? You know, everyone like witnessed this fight. It was just this like crazy chaotic thing. And they were able to get past it, like as a show even, you know. I think it was just like this really big event.

Ashley had said it was traumatic. And so then for Candace to go and do that shit again, I think the women are just like, oh, you've learned nothing. Yeah. So, I mean, we knew that. And why would she have learned anything when everyone literally coddled her the whole time? Except for Candace. I mean, except for Karen and Ashley, who were made out to be the villains alongside with Monique.

So anyways, I just do feel like things are going into a direction of justice which I always appreciate yeah that is great and you know what like the thing with the the Monique and Candace stuff was so crazy but they really did have like this deep history of hating each other like Candace just met Mia like it's not that deep yeah yeah I guess they had a deep history because they were so close remember they were such good friends deep yeah yeah I guess they had a deep history because they were so close remember they were such good friends yeah and they had like they had had fights before is what I'm saying and this had went on for years and there was like so much pain this years of friendship sisterhood hating each other this Mia thing is five minutes old and it already got to that place

Candace gets so riled up like you saw the scene where Chris has to take her outside and she just can't let go of her anger and it's like I think she's crying because I think somewhere deep down like she knows she's wrong but she just can't stop you know it's like you know when you like would do something bad as a kid and then you would start crying because you're like fuck I fucked up no and like the the part where like wrong is, like, the hardest thing to swallow. Yeah, like, fuck, I did that. Like, and I'm wrong. And I'm in trouble. And I made this whole thing.

And I'm, like, feeling bad for myself because, like, it's all going downhill for me. That's where I feel like Candice is at. But, like, you're not a kid is the thing. Yeah, no, the behavior is really unacceptable. Yeah. So that's the latest. Hopefully Nikki gives us what we need in that department um I'm feeling optimistic about these Bravo reunions I am yeah I mean four parts is there's this is actually

while it has been a historic year of housewives in both a positive and a negative way I mean it's the first time we didn't have a New York reunion which is the craziest shit alive but it's also the first time we're doing a four-part reunion Nikkiki minaj on potomac it really is i'm optimistic yeah i'm optimistic too also i don't think we have like a major tv recap to do but i do just want to share what i've been watching because i've watched some good stuff um i've all caught up on only murders in the building it's literally the best show ever me too i think the the last episode is on tonight. Like when this episode airs, we'll be able to talk about it on Wednesday. No, I thought that there's two more episodes.

One today. Oh, I hope. One today and then one next week. I think. I hope. Like I cannot get enough of the show. No, I know. It's so fucking good.

So that's really been a pleasure. Yes! so it's so fucking good so that's really been a pleasure yes and I've been watching Great British Bake Off I'm watching last season it's just like so soothing honestly and so good but also it is really crazy because I remember because like these are like the best bakers in the world yet like every week is like such a fucking struggle for them to turn it out and like some of the creations look so bad is the premise of the show they're good bakers or bad bakers they're good bakers they are but they're all no one's really a professional baker anything they are or maybe they are I don't know but mostly it's like people who just like bake and enjoy baking yeah and it's and have experience yeah and it's very involved you have to like do all different kinds of things but it's always like I always find to be a very soothing show and I guess

I was in like a soothing mood state of mind and so I've been enjoying that and I'm almost done with Jane Eyre which please remind me never to do this ever again really like it's just it's so long and I'm only in it for the plot but it's not about it's not like it's so long and I'm only in it for the plot, but it's not about, it's not like, it's about the writing. And I'm just like, I'm not into it. I mean, I'm, you know what? I've, I've come very far in like my academic journey in the last year and a half. I don't know how much, I think I might've skipped a few steps.

Like it's just too much. Do you feel like you're back in like high school? I do. I'm like hazing myself to finish, to get to like these different like I'm like okay we'll get to 50% tonight now I'm at like 85 so hopefully I finish it soon but um it's just it's not that it's a good book obviously you know but I'm just not really enjoying it so sorry it okay. I took on too much. That's what we do, us creatives. It's true. So with that, I will let you go unless you have anything else that you want to share

with the class. No, it's my last night here. It's Monday right now, but this episode will be up on Tuesday. So I'm leaving early in the morning so I could get home to Theo and back to the podcast and launch the tour tickets. Again, it's never too late to become a patreon member and now uh there's an added value so Wednesday at noon eastern time all the ticket links will go up in the patreon app and then Friday on sale for everyone I'm so excited and

I'm just gonna enjoy my last night here and then get back to work back to the real world bitch yep we missed you and I'm actually really excited to get back in studio. There's still so much to talk about, like, from the last week. And looking forward to seeing you. But I do feel like I've been, like, burdened with, like, having so much to say on all that's gone on in the world in the last week, especially the Kim stuff. So I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I do feel unburdened.

But I'm curious if anybody felt the same way about the monologue as I did. Do let us know and please leave a comment in the podcast app maybe a review five stars only if it's five stars oh yeah if not it's just don't listen so yeah I love you Jax I cannot

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