The Toast - S4 Ep177: Tabula Rasa: Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

Bobby Flay Wanted a $100M Contract to Stay with Food Network: 'Strictly Business,' Says Source (PEOPLE) Megan Fox says romance with MGK is 'what my heart was searching for' (Page Six) Adele ...Reveals Release Date for '30,' Details Album's 'Blistering Truths' (Billboard) William Shatner's Blue Origin Space Flight (PEOPLE) Demi Lovato believes we should stop using the offensive term 'aliens' for ETs (Page Six) Vanderpump Rules Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Hump Day! That's right, it's Hump Day. Dew is here. Jackie's here. I'm here. Lil' Camper's here. We're all fucking here. We're all fucking here. I'm here too. I'd like to see how long you can go before I can get a word in. And you know what? I did say Jackie's here. You did. So I think people knew. And I'm just so excited to be back in the studio. Back, back in the studio. Oh, I like that better. Ready? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Back, back in the studio. You know, I actually think, I know people hate the singing. I don't want to get into it. But I do think like every time you and I sing, like you do get better at singing. Like where we started to where we are now, like you are a much better singer. Thank you so much. I didn't know I was going to be showered with compliments this morning that's what I do it means so much to hear that from you and I just wanted to say I'm so excited to be obviously back in the studio on a
Starting point is 00:00:54 Wednesday with do-do-do celebrating hump day it feels like the the nature is healing the universe is aligning I completely agree there's so much so much going on that got us here today and as usual it's so important that we acknowledge the space that we're currently in so yes it's hump day me and Theo have humped Jackie will be doing the humping after you also look so pregnant today it's crazy like can you just poke out your belly show everyone yeah I mean without getting up it's hard but like no it's there you can see yeah like I went away for a week and you can't and like you're pregnant. And it grew. Yeah. Yeah. That's what happens.
Starting point is 00:01:26 No, totally. And also I feel like, maybe correct me if I'm wrong, when you show up to the show, it's like the smallest your belly is going to be that day. It gets bigger as the day goes on. It gets bigger as I eat. Yeah. Yeah. Not like noticeably, but I can notice it.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Yeah. Okay. Well, we're back. I'm so excited. Hope everyone enjoyed yesterday's podcast only episode. I for one did enjoy it. I enjoyed it. And if you were waiting for us to come back into the studio make sure to check out yesterday's
Starting point is 00:01:47 episode because we left it all on the episode like there was so much to unload there was so much to unload and I feel so good because up until we recorded I was just like thinking about came on SNL came on SNL now it's like fresh tabula rasa what clean. That's what that means. Say it again? Tabula rasa. I think it's Latin. Honestly. I never learned that term. I never learned Latin. No, but like, it's like a, you know, a school ting.
Starting point is 00:02:14 I prefer to speak gibberish. Itagai. Itagav. Litigav. Didigoo. That means I love you. Okay. What was it called?
Starting point is 00:02:22 Tabula rasa? Tabula rasa. I feel like no one Tabula Rasa? Tabula Rasa. I feel like no one's going to know what you're talking about. Ancient Greek philosophy. Tabula Rasa is the theory that individuals are born without built-in mental content, and therefore all knowledge comes from experience or perception. Fresh plate. So like a clean slate.
Starting point is 00:02:38 This isn't my plate! Tabula Rasa! This is not my tabula! We have an amazing show, you guys. It's hump day. Our spirits are high. Theo is here just injecting our veins in, you know, with delicious love. And also the presale for my tour starts.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Not like other girls. I'm going back on tour at the end of this year. Tickets go on sale on Friday. But if you're a Patreon member, which hopefully most of you are, you get access to the presale. So the presale starts today at noon. If you're looking for the ticket links and the presale codes, they will be on patreon.com slash the morning toast. Or if you have the app, all of them will be posted at noon Eastern time today. It is Wednesday. I'm so excited to see you guys on tour. I'm very much looking forward to just like traveling, seeing the gals
Starting point is 00:03:16 again, seeing, you know, the husbands being dragged. It's going to be a tabula rosa event. Yeah, it's going to be amazing. Tour starts in december december 2nd i'm starting off in minneapolis which i just have to say like that was unplanned minneapolis is a great place yeah i had a fabulous time the last time i was there and we went there for the super bowl yes but it was so fucking cold oh my god it was so cold but we still have a great time but i've heard i've heard that the minneapolis summers are like something to say. But you're going in December. Yeah. So I'll bring my coat. So you didn't plan well for that. No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:03:49 But it's so, by the way, booking a tour after COVID is fucking impossible. Like everyone's competing for these venues. Everyone is competing for dates. Everyone wants a weekend. That's why it took me so long. But I actually think like I needed the time. I'm very pleased with how it's turned out. So I'm hitting up all the places.
Starting point is 00:04:04 We're going to Florida, California, Atlanta, Houston, all the places. So check it out. It's called the Not Like Other Girls Tour. And tickets, if you're not a Patreon member, will be available on Friday. But there are limited VIP tickets because of COVID. So I just feel like it's better safe than sorry. It's good to keep that all in mind when you're logging on at 12 p.m. Eastern time to the Patreon to hit up the presale.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Totally. So that is my personal promotion for the day i'll be done i think i'll end it there also we have an amazing show you guys because it's wednesday but we are doing dear toasters because it was just too crazy yesterday haughty insisted i insisted we're gonna do it a bridge version because you know that's called compromise jackie doesn't like like if we happen to miss something on a tuesday she will wait till next tuesday for the most part, I agree with that, especially as it pertains to the TV recap segment.
Starting point is 00:04:48 But, dear Toast, like, what, we should go a whole week? Why are we going to punish our – People are waiting for our advice. They're waiting. And, you know, so we're going to do two submissions today, not three. That way I feel like it's a good compromise. Okay, that's good. I feel good about that.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Plus, we have so much to discuss today, just more news. I feel like I have a lot to share, but I also need to know, because you posted last night on your story that you finally watched Blended on the plane. I was just going to bring that up. Okay, I need to hear your review. I didn't even realize that I talk about it that much, but I do. Whenever we talk about people getting married with kids, you always bring up that movie. And I say they should watch it.
Starting point is 00:05:20 And you know what? I didn't realize that, like, I knew that the film was going to be about like a blended family obviously because it's called blended but I didn't know that like the the concept of a blended family would be like the backbone of this film yeah so let me just say I absolutely adored the movie I thought it was hysterical funny Bella Thorne was hysterical like the fact that like there his wife had passed away so Adam Sandler like just all of his kids he took them to their barber which made me laugh because when we were kids like one time our dad took Olivia and me and you to his barber like for a haircut like dads just don't think they're just like haircut yeah Olivia came home with an actual like I don't know a pyramid yeah
Starting point is 00:06:06 it was a triangle haircut it was we were all freaking like this yes oh my god so when that was like why Bella Thorne's hair was like that I was cracking up so I loved the movie I do have to say it was almost ruined by the horrendous acting from Drew Barrymore. Like, she should honestly be embarrassed. Like, it was her worst work yet by far. She was giving me community theater. Her acting was so unbelievably bad, but a few things saved it. One, Adam Sandler is, like, so endearing and so charming,
Starting point is 00:06:42 and it was just, you know he like probably like he was just great Wendy McClendon Covey if she's in a film or a tv show like A plus like I'm watching it she was hysterical agreed and then Shaq was there it was just family fun for all with a beautiful message but it was also like so funny and it just I feel like it's just so much better than it they probably set out for it to be yeah and like I don't think it's regarded as like you know there's Adam Sandler went through like this stage where he just made like the most amazing movies like Spanglish and Click like and he is what is an amazing movie that's like probably his most famous movie no Jackie Big Daddy that's what I was gonna say next but no like Billyison you don't respect the click um i only watched it once because it
Starting point is 00:07:27 was so long but i got the point he had a clicker that is what happened but for sure um and it was just a lot like i think you should re-watch it actually like i think it's like it's the most beautiful movie like it's gorgeous yeah okay i mean since you are a blended file like i am i'm a blendophile. I will respect your opinions. So what I was thinking was like, he hadn't made a movie in a while. Like, I feel like his best work was behind him. And I just never saw Blended because I'm like, okay, dumb, you know, Adam Sandler movie.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. I'm so glad to hear that. And so great to watch on a plane. It's actually like a long movie. So it was like two hours. The flight was three hours. It was perfect. Like I had dinner while I watched. It was really gorgeous. This warms my heart. Yeah. And you know, and like, I am sort of weary with things you become obsessed with because sometimes you become obsessed with things like just because like you want to, not because like you love them so much. You know what I mean? I hear you.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Can you cite an example? Well, yeah. Bad Teacher. Stop. You can't. Stop. I love Bad Teacher so much. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:08:33 It wasn't until I had seen it so many times where I realized how much I love the movie. Like when it first came out, I wasn't like, I don't think I saw it in theaters. You know, it just like grew on me in such a profound way. Can I ask you a question?
Starting point is 00:08:46 You made me watch Bad Teacher. What did I think about it? What was my review? Did I like it? You were fine with it, but you didn't love it to the degree that I did whatsoever. Okay. Whatsoever. So yes, I did watch Blended.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Thank you for bringing that film into my life. I would love to watch it again. Like, not with shitty headphones on an airplane. Like, in a proper, like, viewing viewing experience I'm just so happy to hear that thank you so much for that was just so exciting to see you I saw your story that you tagged me in something you're like Jackie's always talking about this movie I guess I'll watch it I'm like what fucking movie am I always talking about that you haven't seen and it was blended I was like shit yeah you literally talk about it all the time yeah yeah no when two celebrities got together and they have kids i do recommend that the kids watch oh and terry crews was just everything
Starting point is 00:09:30 that's literally me like walking around on people being like we're blending like just singing like he was so good and funny like yeah it was a great movie fun for the whole family the whole blended family exactly okay well i have a personal life update, which is that I finished Jane Eyre last night. Thank God. I know. You know what? I went to bed last night, and I was at 83%, and I just plowed through. I was like, I got to find out what happens.
Starting point is 00:09:57 It got really low for a second, and then the end was really sweet. And overall, like I said on the podcast yesterday, I won't be doing that again. You know what you did? I wish you literally listened to TikToks because you girlbossed a little too close to the sun. Like you just took it a little too far. That's a really funny term. Yeah. It's like, I don't want to think, but I think I may have girlbossed a little too close to the sun.
Starting point is 00:10:23 That's so funny. What do people say it about you know like when you apply for like a CEO job as like a 17 year old and they write you back like looking for an interview on LinkedIn oh that's that's such a funny thing phrase yeah love to see TikTok being funny so rare trying to tell you I've been trying to tell you okay well other than that I think we should get into everything I did watch Vanderpump Rules last night so I'll recap it a little bit at the end because I don't think I don't think you should watch it because it it had some highs but some low lows and just this season is just it's not it it's not it no and I keep seeing you know Tom and Tom just launched a um like a whiskey
Starting point is 00:11:03 or something okay scotch something like that and I just feel a, like a whiskey or something. Okay. Scotch, something like that. And I just feel like they're all kind of flocking now to like milk the, I don't think there's going to be more than like three seasons left of it. I think they're all just like trying to make the most out of what's to come because I do think the end is near. Yeah, it's getting rough. So we'll do a quick little recap at the end. But I think without further ado,
Starting point is 00:11:24 it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by a Peacock original. One of Us is Lying. Sounds spooky. Five students walk into detention and only four walk out alive. Follow the story based on the number one New York Times bestseller, One of Us is Lying. Now a Peacock original.
Starting point is 00:11:43 On the first day of school, Yale set Bronwyn, baseball star Cooper, cheerleader Addie, and drug dealing Nate all land themselves in detention with notorious gossip blogger Simon. When one of them doesn't make it out alive, everyone becomes a suspect, each with their own secrets and motives. This juicy teen drama takes unexpected new twists as we find out who's hiding what in this can't miss new series with romance betrayal secrecy and more one of us is lying is the murder mystery of the season so don't miss one of us is lying streaming now only on peacock go to peacock tv.com to get started thank you so much claudia our first story is it's a pleasure is some crazy food news. CFN. Oh. Bobby Flay is out at the Food Network after 27 years. I like to think we had a little something to do with this.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Okay. Reports are saying, People Magazine is reporting via source, that Bobby Flay wanted a $100 million contract to stay with the Food Network. That's nuts. Split is strictly business. Who does he think he is? Guy Fieri? No, literally. That's what they're saying he wanted more than guy fieri what we reported that guy fieri
Starting point is 00:12:50 got like the highest 80 million dollars got it and he wanted 100 million dollars to go around and bully people and ambush them in their hometown recipes weren't enough okay so here's the thing i think i read something i think it was on dumont that yes there's like a big thing coming with bobby like i don't think it's about yes theois that there's like a big thing coming with Bobby. Like, I don't think it's about the money that there's like a scandal coming. Well, it's a blind item. And so you assume it's about Bobby. It's about a big TV chef who ambushes people in their hometowns.
Starting point is 00:13:15 And he's like, I can make a better chili. And I'm like, let's make a Patreon. And Dumois blind item said that, you know, there's something big brewing. So maybe this source is just doing some damage control. And maybe he also did want $100 million. And Dumas blind item said that, you know, there's something big brewing. So maybe this source is just doing some damage control. And maybe he also did want $100 million, but they're like, you're not worth $100 million and you're trouble. Right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:34 They smelled the trouble. And they're like, Bobby, you've been chopped. Bobby is cooking up trouble. He's constantly stirring the pot. So, I mean, there's so many other food networks that are not the food network and you know streamers and this and that so are there yes like discovery plus okay so there's a network yeah they're all owned by the same lot of magnolia table so I watched so much tv while we were off and the whole time I was like having a pix I'm like I'm not watching anything that's like productive for the show like I should be watching squid games you know but yeah you should
Starting point is 00:14:07 I couldn't bring myself to do it so I was just watching like irrelevant stuff but magnolia table is so fucking good she's literally a gem and a half she's such a queen her food looks so delicious but isn't food network discovery is it or is it scriptscripps I believe Scripps was bought by Discovery it's too confusing no I'm pretty sure they're all like all the food places are owned by the same and like the cooking channel yeah no this is making sense yeah so they're all really under one roof so I don't know where you go after the Food Network if you're gonna leave that Discovery Plus bubble but you know what I just I do feel like it's not his time anymore like I've really I think there are so many amazing personalities that come on Food Network and I
Starting point is 00:14:52 just don't feel like I feel like Bobby Flay is part of this like older generation of like boring I just he doesn't do it for me anymore like he's no Guy Fieri like Guy Fieri is oozing with personality literally it's coming out of every orifice in his body into the food literally in the best way possible and bobby play is just kind of meh i'm sorry 100 million is so not what he's worth i don't know i just feel like his days are are numbered in my opinion like you got your restaurants why don't you just retire yeah like he reminds me of that like rachel ray paula dean era like things have changed on the Food Network yeah that's true he's been there since 1994 things have changed I was born food content has really changed yes you know it's especially we talk about this a lot on the Food Network it's much more competitive shows than it is like lifestyle 30-minute meals which was
Starting point is 00:15:41 really unfortunate that's unfortunate because I think 30 minute meals and just Rachel Ray in general, 30 minute meals was the best thing to happen to Food Network. It was really like this place for like, you know, moms making dinner in a hurry. Like it was just this everything like relatable.
Starting point is 00:15:55 She was a queen with like her retro kitchen. Like, I don't know, the stuff that they're serving us now, some of it's good. I like the seasonal stuff, you know, like Halloween spooky cake off, but I don't know. So many competition shows, you know?
Starting point is 00:16:06 Yeah. Even though I did spend the week watching the Great British Bake Off. And it's so amazing. And by the end, I was I did have a tear in my eye. I did. Everything makes me emotional, though. So it doesn't really mean that much. But it was really beautiful.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Well, that's like you are permanently like on a plane. Yes. With your pregnancy. Yes. I cried at the end of blended last night it was beautiful why not why not shed a tear oh and the other thing about blended was that um joel mckale was like the mean ex-husband he is literally i don't think he's he plays the same person and everything like just like a dick you know yeah yeah i would love to see him in a you
Starting point is 00:16:42 know a more earnest role okay just to see if he can be, like, anything. He's always just, like, this sarcastic, like, prick. Yeah. He's, like, who he was on The Soup. Yeah. Whatever happened to The Soup reboot? But he does it so well. He does.
Starting point is 00:16:54 I think COVID happened. Yeah. I think they just lumped it in. With all, yeah. With all the COVID stuff. So we're wishing Bobby the best with, you know, looking forward to where he goes next. I feel like after The Food Network, like you really just retire. You have all these restaurants.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Think of like Emeril. I know, but it's not stagnant. Like you need to be on the TV for people to like go, you know. Yes, but I think at some point, like if you're on TV for long enough, like Emeril is not on TV anymore and he still has all of his restaurants. Like Mario Batali. Like I think that Bobby Flay's probably at that place where he could literally just retire he has he has you know steak houses
Starting point is 00:17:28 in Atlantic City in Vegas those are cash machines like just sit down go to sleep you know yeah I mean I'm sure if he wanted to stay at the Food Network according to this article it just would have taken less money yeah but like you know he walked maybe Bobby thinks that's not worth his time yeah he thinks he should be making a hundred million to go ambush poor people in their hometowns. Yeah. No. I don't know if he still does that anymore. Well, in this climate, he shouldn't.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Yeah. Yeah. Agreed. Agreed. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. For sure.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Because Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are on the cover of gq just freaks explaining it all i am weed i am weed megan fox says she saw her own soul's reflection in machine gun kelly the self-proclaimed twin flames didn't i you messed up the network earlier well then why don't you say anything? Because it's wrong. No, you think that if you stop correcting me, I'll stop making fun of you. And I'm not. So we might as well just be on the same level. It's wrong.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Okay. The self-proclaimed Twin Flames didn't hold anything back while speaking to British GQ Style for their joint autumn-winter 2021 cover shoot. The lovebirds reflected on everything from their early days as a couple to why they make the perfect partners in crime. Well I thought the photos before we get into the freakiness of what they said I thought the photos were really stunning. I think Machine Gun Kelly is really like a great model you know he like changes his hair he's open to all these different creative things. He's a chameleon. He's a chameleon. I thought the photos were gorgeous and obviously
Starting point is 00:18:59 she's like sickening looking. Yeah the photos were stunning. They met obviously as we know working on the film Midnight in the Switchgrass following her split from Brian Austin Green. like sickening looking yeah the photos were stunning um they met obviously as we know working on the film midnight in the switchgrass following her split from brian austin green who got sent home on dancing with the stars last night so with sharna and matt james um megan said you know this is what my heart was searching for famously like i'm an unusual person i had buried a lot of that because it didn't have a place to live i recognized so much of myself in him and vice versa and that locked up part of me that I had put away. So there's sweet. Yeah there's some sweetness. There's also some twin flame energy. Craziness. Yeah so I really like these cup this couple. I do. It's just to me like and I think that they're so well suited.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Obviously. Me too. it just this level of obsession is just so unsustainable in the long term like where are you gonna be in 20 years yeah I know but like I I also did feel that way about like Travis and Courtney but they've really simmered down it's been five fucking minutes no no I know but like I figured once they simmered like it would be over and I do feel like they're still going hot and heavy but they're not as annoying like with all their pictures and stuff but MGK and Megan like are doing the most still and I think it's because their relationship is so good for both of their careers like I know Travis didn't need it like as much as Courtney doesn't care like what her career she's like fine
Starting point is 00:20:17 and Travis is like an icon you know but Machine Gun is like still an up-and-coming artist Megan has had this like kind of treacherous career where she was like blackballalled in Hollywood so I think that like this relationship is the best thing to ever happen to them and every time they do something crazy and weird and like it's even better for them yeah I agree I just hope that you know they're not you know I think it's all very authentic I so I don't worry but you know if it is so good for them and then that starts to put pressure on toxic to keep it up but I But I think, I think they're very well suited. They're clearly twin flames.
Starting point is 00:20:49 I don't think anyone could really dispute that. Yeah. So I just, I wish them a lifetime of love. Like I want to see them together till they're old and gray. Me too. And like, I don't know. I just feel like they're a blended family.
Starting point is 00:21:01 He has a daughter and she has kids with Brian Austin Green and so maybe they watch blended and that's why it's also successful I mean I did read that on Jumoa so also Travis and Courtney are blended family yeah and they're like a real blended family a hundred percent somebody had dm'd me basically because yesterday we were kind of just taking stabs in the dark as to why Courtney like wasn't in New York for SNL and like didn't really appear to be that supportive it was one of Travis's kids birthday parties yeah I said that on the show oh you did oh I thought someone sent that to me in a DM yeah so that now that I've seen blended I do know how important that is it's so important I never expected her to be in New York
Starting point is 00:21:39 um you know everybody was like writing such nice captions it was just an interesting thing but I don't think she's a long caption sort of girl. Me neither. I don't think she's like a feely emotion kind of girl. Yeah. Like, especially not for just like an SNL performance, you know, she's her own person. I actually really respect that. Not everyone can open a vein just at the drop of a hat.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Are you talking about yourself? Yeah. I'm speaking for those of us who don't just give it all up. I feel that. Yeah. You know? And I'm speaking for all of us who literally meet someone for five minutes and like show them our vaginas. Except like when you write someone like a birthday caption you write HBD and like other people write them for you and they're much more involved. Okay so are you talking
Starting point is 00:22:16 about captions because like I just like cannot I'm more of a speaker than a writer like birthday cards birthday captions like my hand hurts like I don't really feel like comfortable I speak from the heart for real in Courtney's situation since I don't know if maybe she like called Kim and said something I'm just really talking about captions you know actually you're right then I don't not and it's not because I don't feel like I know what I feel I just don't want to write it like I'm too lazy maybe that's how Courtney felt is what I'm saying yeah and there's nothing nefarious going on. Well, thank God for that. Yeah, you hate to see it be nefarious.
Starting point is 00:22:49 You hate. Okay, our next story, a little exciting music news. Adele reveals the release date for her new album, 30, details the album's blistering truths. So as predicted by one Miss Claudia. Okay, I can't really take credit for it. Like I saw people saying it online. Okay, but then I told it to Margo and she was like, how do you know that?
Starting point is 00:23:10 And I was like, from Claudia? No, I have kind of. And she's online too. I have kind of turned into this like crystal ball healing, like psychic. Like I just found something out. And you know what's so sad? It's like, okay, so somebody just posted something out and you know what's so sad it's like okay so somebody just posted something in our Facebook group they were listening to a really old episode of ours basically like back in the day like 2018 2019 when we 18 we did like a couple live shows we would
Starting point is 00:23:37 record the audio and put it on our patreon for our subscribers and so someone was just like feeling bored and went back to listen to this random live show we did in Nashville where we're talking about like Chris Harrison how like if he just could end the Bachelorette, he would be doing us all a favor. Like we're so over this show. Then we were talking about like, well, what happens after Chris Harrison? And I'm literally sitting on the stage screaming Jesse Palmer, like Jesse Palmer, Jesse Palmer, 2018. So obviously I am a crystal ball healer, but I make these amazing calls and then I don't remember them. So like what's the point
Starting point is 00:24:05 in being able to predict the future if you can't remember your prediction? But you know what? Maybe it's for the best because like to have to travel with all of that information, it would clog up your internal hard drive. That's very true.
Starting point is 00:24:17 You know, you just, you set it and forget it. So I did say that Taylor was moving her release of Red up from November 19th to November 12th because of the impending Adele album. We didn't know if it was going to be true until we knew when Adele was releasing her album. This morning she announced it's November 19th and it's called 30 and she looks absolutely
Starting point is 00:24:33 gorgeous, beautiful, stunning and smart. Side profile on the cover album, album cover. It's everything. Her first single drops on Friday. So excited. Called Easy on Me. I'm so excited. I'm excited for this era.
Starting point is 00:24:45 This is the kind of music I'm just like needing in my life right now. And I'm we deserve this. I know we touched on it yesterday on the podcast episode but I also just feel like the point that we made about her being so consistent with her music. So reliable like even with her album cover her aesthetic it's just the same and it's just so nice I love when artists reinvent themselves I really do like literally the Grammys announced I think yesterday that Kacey Musgraves Starcross is now eligible for uh pop album not country like I for the most part like when people reinvent themselves not always but there's also just something so nice about being a consistent queen. Yeah. And we're so used to these pop queens. Like for every album, there's a whole new persona.
Starting point is 00:25:30 And it's like the Instagram gets wiped clean. Everything I did before is trash. That's not me. I don't know her. Yeah. And here I am. These are my new favorite colors. And it's like, what about just incorporating all those things that came before into what's next?
Starting point is 00:25:41 Totally. And it's just nice to see the sort of like growth from Adele that like we all experience in our actual lives totally like from breakups marriage divorce baby like yeah it's really like this beautiful cacophony of emotions yeah it just doesn't have to be like oh the old me is dead yeah yeah I know I feel that 100% and so I when I saw her album cover that she released I'm like there's our consistent queen. Yet again, being consistent. Yet again. So that's really exciting.
Starting point is 00:26:08 November 19th. Set your calendars. Oh, and then also speaking of Taylor Swift, I'm not sure where it came from, but some like country music blog last night leaked a demo of Taylor Swift's recording of Better Man. Now, I'm not sure if it's the recording she maybe was going to put it on red the first time or because she's now putting it on the second time. That's what I was playing before we started the show. Got it. It was absolutely gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Like, not what I expected. Gorgeous harmonies. And like, I just, I don't want to encourage people to go listen to a leak, but it is on TikTok if you want to go listen to it. So, okay. I wish I knew what I was listening to when I listened to it, but I feel like if I had to guess what it is, I feel like it's what she sent to Little Big Town right being like I wrote the song you want it yeah like
Starting point is 00:26:49 I don't know if it's the one that's gonna end up on yeah I think it was like the demo whatever it is I loved it like and who sings at Little Big Town yeah yeah and you know what I have to say I'm very hard on Little Big Town mostly because that little blonde one just i don't know she she bothers me like i can't explain it um but what they did with that song is so gorgeous like it's really something to behold yeah so for that there's one point for little big town one point for me okay we're even yeah next up i can't i'm sorry continue I'm just gonna go on this time just next step no I'm kidding I'm sorry next up some exciting space news William Shatner is going to space actually I think he's there right now um on a blue origin space flight with Jeff Bezos so his historic flight will make him the oldest person ever to go to space.
Starting point is 00:27:47 This comes nearly three months after Bezos and his brother Mark and two other passengers flew on the company's first space flight with humans on board. So wait, this is Jeff Bezos' one? Jeff Bezos is doing another space. Because I saw on Twitter this morning, like, NASA tweeted out a picture of him and Elon Musk responded, so I thought maybe it was, like, Elon's thing. No, this is a Bezos endeavor. And now William Shatner's the oldest person to go to space.
Starting point is 00:28:10 But I thought Jeff Bezos' other thing was, like, he brought the oldest and the youngest people to space. And now he's, like, has to outdo himself already three months later. They're just going to, like, keep going until, like, we got the first redhead with blue eyes who took a dump in the third grade. Like, they're just, like. No, it's beyond dumb. It's so stupid.
Starting point is 00:28:26 It's so stupid. But I do love William Shatner. His work in Miss Congeniality 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 is some of the greatest, I think, out there. Chef's kiss. He was really something. And his work in the Priceline commercials. I hope he's bringing that energy to space.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Me too. I think, you know, the aliens will love him. Do you think it was hard growing up with the last name Shatner? I mean, he made the most of it. Yeah. He did. He's a megastar. He's in space. And where are his classmates? Not in space. Not in space. Until, you know, then Richard Branson's going to come out and be like, well, I brought William Shatner's third classmate to space first. I brought William Shatner's bully. Literally. Yeah so that's what's going on in the space news. It's getting a little stupid. It is. But you know they think it's cool. You know and it's definitely cool. And someone's having fun with it. Yeah as long as someone's
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Starting point is 00:30:24 like your hair is like an organ. It needs to be taken care of thank you claudia it's a pleasure this and final story is technically okay wait okay yesterday we opened up a can of worms do you like the triangles or not i would say a lot of the feedback that I got is they like it, but we specifically may sing too loud and it like busts out their ears. So I'm going to be, let's take my constructive down version. Okay. And I'm going to move my mic away a little bit.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Ready? And yeah. And keep the triangles just like at a distance. It's the final story. Do, do, do, do,
Starting point is 00:31:04 do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, Final story. Next story about Demi Lovato. Starting drama with aliens. Y'all, I think that was beautiful. I think that was sick. And you know what? And that's where... That's like ASMR. That's where the constructiveness comes in with the criticism.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Because I think that made us better. We were gorgeous. You guys will let us know what you thought. And now we're going to do the rest of the show in a whisper. ASMR, yeah. In a whisper. So what's up? And you know what I love about the Triangles, if I may?
Starting point is 00:31:43 What? Other shows, you know, they actually have like music intros. In the beginning. And like segues in between segments, whatever. And they just like hit a button and the music plays. And we do that shit live. And I think that sets us apart. I think I've never agreed with anything you've ever said more.
Starting point is 00:31:59 You know, like we are just. We're live performers. Live show. It's 30 Rock live show. It's Morning Toast live. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, performers. Live show. It's 30 Rock live show. It's Morning Toast live. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do. Live show.
Starting point is 00:32:09 It's 30 Rock live show. It's Morning Toast live. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Oh, do is freaking out. Do is freaking. He's like, how many do's can you do? Honestly, that was just a good reminder to rewatch 30 Rock. Zach's rewatching it now.
Starting point is 00:32:23 And so sometimes I'll get a glimpse of it while I'm making a snack and it's a pleasure. It's literally the best show on TV. It's hysterical. Yeah. Okay our fifth and final story Demi Lovato believes we should stop using the offensive term aliens to describe extraterrestrials. Demi Lovato thinks that referring to extraterrestrial beings as aliens is offensive according to an interview flogging their new peacock special Unidentified in which the Disney alum seeks to uncover the truth about the UFO phenomena alongside sister Dallas Lovato and best friend Matthew Scott Montgomery. Lovato explained to Australian TV outlet Pedestrian TV last week that quote I think that we have to stop calling them aliens because aliens is a derogatory term for anything. That's why I like to call them ETs. So yeah, that's a little tidbit, a little information that I learned. Now I just want to share. According to
Starting point is 00:33:14 the online etymology dictionary, alien comes from the old French alien and the Latin alienus, both meaning strange or foreign. It adds that the meaning, quote, residing in a country not of one's birth dates to the mid-15th century, while the meaning wholly different in nature is from the 1670s, and the usage not of this earth was first recorded in 1920.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I just feel like Demi is very confused. Because, first of all, I think she's just, I think they're just getting conflated. Because when you used to call someone an illegal alien, like, that is not PC anymore. That's, like, a derogatory term for someone who's undocumented. We're not talking about aliens, like, from Mars. Like, this is giving me very much shark attack energy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:03 And I have one thing to say. Alien. Shark attack. Like, first of all, we don't even, okay, so this is such a dumb conversation for a multitude of reasons. Alien is a word, it's a term. It's in the dictionary. And its definition is, you know. Not from Earth.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Not of this Earth. So let's just unpack, because first of all, there's so many things that are stupid about this. One, we don't even know if aliens exist. So let's say, what, there's like a 50-50 chance that aliens exist. So we're like worried that we might offend something that doesn't even exist, which is like a whole level of like sensitivity culture like I can't even get into.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Like we don't even know if, and then let's say they do exist. Do they have feelings? I'm sure that they do. Do you think aliens exist? I, you know, I think it's very self-centered to think that of all the galaxy and all the world that we're the only beings to exist. All this stuff with like UFOs and all this recent activity. I did watch that documentary that Ben made us watch.
Starting point is 00:35:02 And I've been listening to a bit of Joe Rogan and he's very into unidentified foreign objects yes he is so I I'm open you know I'm open to believing though it's not something I feel very strongly about well it would make sense that like there's aliens oh for sure like there's definitely something you know I don't know if they're like organized and like coming for us but there's something yeah I don't know how often they have come to earth and but they're aliens I think I think we could agree on that so back to Demi I feel like there's like I don't know what's going on with Demi as it pertains to their career because Demi recently signed with Scooter Braun.
Starting point is 00:35:46 And I was like, you know what? Scooter Braun makes stars. And Demi was going through a weird thing with the frozen yogurt. And she was just not very beloved on the internet. And I just feel like I don't understand what Demi's doing. Like with the music. And that last album was seriously like offensive to the music industry like it was really atrocious I didn't listen it was atrocious and like I don't want the Demi fans
Starting point is 00:36:10 to come for me I just don't and then she like Demi did like this award show not award show like talk show on Roku like I don't understand what's going on and they have this career they have a podcast now called 4D so she's they are really entering into more of a personality. And I think what people are saying is, we don't like your personality. Ooh, that's rough. You know what I mean? No, totally.
Starting point is 00:36:35 A lot of the times that Demi has spoken about stuff, there's so much. To unpack. No, and there's so much backlash along the lines of this. Like, this is ridiculous. Okay, so most recently, like, so Demi did an interview with Hoda talking about how I think Demi's sister is pregnant. And now that Demi is non-binary and she goes by they, them pronouns,
Starting point is 00:37:00 like, Demi doesn't know what her nieces and nephews should call them. Like aunt or uncle. So this clip went viral on TikTok of Demi being like, I think we've landed on uncle. Because like it just sounds like. It's a combo? Yeah, like ankle. No, she said ankle, ankle, ankle.
Starting point is 00:37:19 She said ankle. Ankle. So it's just like every time Demi does something, there's so much blowback. Yeah. Because they're kind of cringe. Like everything that comes out of their mouth, so it's just like every time Demi does something there's so much blowback yeah because they're kind of cringe like everything that comes out of their mouth is just like what yeah and I think Demi really thinks that they're doing something most of the time yes and then everyone has to let Demi know no you're not no and I think Demi's intentions like are in the
Starting point is 00:37:41 right like I don't think Demi's a bad person. I just think she's like kind of weird. And like sorry they're like kind of weird. And I don't know like where we are gonna go from here. Like she's had they've had such an interesting year. Maybe two years from the Froyo thing. It's kind of been like a fall from grace. Yes I agree. So what what now I don't know well they have this new show unidentified what's it on peacock it's a special sorry yeah so I feel like they're doing just way less music stuff yeah I don't know anyways there's only one thing to say alien alien I'm so glad you brought that up oh okay now it is time for a little tell me about a little tv recap banner pump rules so last night was Rochella James proposed to Raquel and I'm gonna start with the good news because James and Raquel I ship so vehemently hard so the
Starting point is 00:38:41 episode was actually really beautiful because they had a really nice moment I felt. So Raquel they were playing like Jenga where you pull out and like there's a dare on it which was just like so cringe. I literally felt like I was watching I don't even know what it felt like. They were just all sitting around doing it. I can't even explain it. Silliness. It was it was so so dumb. It was like wait guys come here we have to film something anyways Raquel pulled out the Jenga make a toast and she really she froze because you know that she's so shy yeah and she pulled something out which was like totally fine and then later in the night they were about to take shots and someone's like Raquel make a toast again and
Starting point is 00:39:17 like she really couldn't get something out it's giving Hannah Brown remember I know but then so then she was like to James can we just like go outside for a second? And she really like broke down talking about how she's so shy and she's always trying to put herself out of her comfort zone. And then she's around like people like Lala. Lala. Who are so confident and it just makes her feel even more insecure. And then like a lot of people like Lala like put her down.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Yeah. No, but she wasn't even saying like that. Like she just really wants to be able to, you know, have her brain and her mouth connect better. But she just, she can't do it. That's't do it and it's been like that her whole life and she was like aren't you embarrassed of me like and James was just such a great I was literally like I had goosebumps he was every response like he was such a great partner and I think they're just so well suited for each other like you know they're they are who they are you know maybe they're just so well suited for each other like you know they're
Starting point is 00:40:05 they are who they are you know maybe they're not for everyone but there's a lid for every pot and I really believe that these two are that for each other that's so cute because James is like an extreme extrovert yeah and she's extremely introverted and I think that they both admire in each other those qualities like the the extremeness and because they're so different and so he proposed to her and like I just it was the perfect episode to explain why they should be get engaged because I have I really had no doubt they're just as ready to be engaged as any other couple I've seen on TV and it was really so lovely it was moving and I stan Raquel I really do she's been on such a journey she's such a sweet person she's so stunning and I just like I just want her to know like you're not embarrassing
Starting point is 00:40:51 at all you know a lot of people freeze when they have to give a toast and a lot of people give a good toast but like they're hiding that they have a massive fucking pit oh yeah yeah so that was the good news the rest of the episode was just the bad news first of all Tom Sandoval is single-handedly ruining the show and he has been for years like even when the show was good he was always the worst part of it I wonder now if I went back and watched the first seasons if I would loathe him as much as I do now or if he's just gotten worse and his head has gotten too big it's it's the latter like he was definitely not like everyone's favorite person in the beginning, but he wasn't like a bad, like he was just like someone,
Starting point is 00:41:28 like not your favorite character. But now he's like actively chipping away at the good parts of the show. And they're like building the show around him. His commentary, he constantly thinks he's doing something. Yeah. And he's doing absolutely nothing. And like they had this pickleball tournament, which was really cute. And he like was all, you know, dressed up and like they had this pickleball tournament which was really cute and
Starting point is 00:41:45 he like was all you know dressed up and like distracted like everything has to be a theme with Tom like you know and he's just trying so hard to go viral like so corny I can't and he was like blowing a whistle the whole time he's like my tactic is distraction and Katie Maloney who's I'm loving on the show I know know. It's just her presence. Because she hates him. Her presence is so funny because like she hates everything. Like she hates all of this. Yet she's staying in a house in Palm Beach with Charlie.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Like make it make sense. No, totally. Anyway, so she, but she participates because she has to. And she was like, this tournament was a random draw and I randomly chose the most annoying player of all time. Tom Sandoval. Like he's like blowing his whistle every time she serves because that's his strategy it was just painful no i really do like katie too um i yeah and i'm just really liking this energy she's giving us a season because she's like giving
Starting point is 00:42:34 us nothing yeah because she like hates she's like i she knows she has to be a part of the show she i'm sure she doesn't want to like all of her best friends aren't on it anymore but she has a restaurant she's like still very much tied to this group of people and she's like this is moronic this is moronic but like she's representing all of us who feel like this is moronic she represents like the generation of people who like know what vanderpump rules used to be and now she's playing pickleball being like this is so fucking stupid everyone thinks they're funny and it's not yeah but you know i love pickleball i know so it was nice and it was randall who set it up because he loves pickleball. It looked like they had a pickleball court in their house.
Starting point is 00:43:09 And Randall, spoiler alert, won the tournament because obviously he fucking plays every night in this house. No one else has heard of it before. That's funny. So the tournament was fine. There was some drama between Sheena Brock and Sheena's mom who is their nurse and nanny and Sheena pays her and it's giving very much Candace and Chris it yeah it but it was a really interesting dynamic because like Brock you know he left an hour early to practice for pickleball because he's an athlete he's never played before they bring their kid to Palm Springs? Yes. And Summer and Ocean met later in the episode,
Starting point is 00:43:46 which was a very telling scene. But so yes, the mom is there, but it's also the mom's birthday. So anyways, Brock left the house like an hour early to practice for pickleball, which I actually thought was like kind of cute. Like he's taking it seriously, whatever. And everyone was like upset with him.
Starting point is 00:43:59 You know, he went to sleep earlier than Sheena and he woke up later and he went to play pickleball. Well, if they're paying a nurse, that's the luxury. Right, and that's what he's like saying. But Sheena, it's like, you know, it's not just, it's her mom. She feels bad asking for, you know, any, so it all falls on Sheena. And it's just a very, very odd dynamic. And Sheena's in the middle and it's like, it's not good.
Starting point is 00:44:19 No, that's actually like a terrible, if your mom's going to be your nurse, that's lovely. But to pay your mom is kind of weird. Yeah, so it's just stressful over there. And then they had a double date with Randall and Lala. They went over to their house. And the babies met. And Brock shared more about himself, which is that he was married before. And he has two kids.
Starting point is 00:44:40 And he hasn't seen them in four years. And they don't talk. And the kids have like a new stepdad now and they all live in australia and like when lala and randall heard that they hadn't spoken in four years like randall's face and they were shocked why did they say why so apparently she said i watch what happens live like we'll find out more throughout the season they always say that. I just. It's really crazy.
Starting point is 00:45:09 And he has a daughter whose name is Winter. And then Sheena's daughter's name is Summer. You're lying. And then. But Sheena said it was always something she wanted to name her daughter. Which I believe because I could see Sheena. I thought it was Madison Parks. Apparently that was Rob's name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:22 But also I could see Sheena being obsessed with the OC. And being like I want to name my daughter Summer. Summer Roberts, yeah. So that, I believe. But then Lala was like, imagine you have a kid with someone. She was like, imagine, you know, in a few years. Imagine you're Winter and you hear that your deadbeat dad had a baby with someone and named the kid, my name is June, and they named the kid August.
Starting point is 00:45:42 So Lala was like, if Randall went off and had a baby with someone and called her Lake like right that would crush me yeah so it was just it was really shocking I think that's gonna be like an interesting uh storyline and other than Rochella happened oh the only other thing that was so weird was Tom Sandoval was making this whole Rochella thing like as if it was his proposal and because he like is so extra and I guess that's his thing but he was writing all the checks to all the vendors he like paid for everything at Rochella what like the food trucks and the acrobats and ever in the fireworks how do you know that because they showed it they like the vendors said how much and he and he was like uh he's like yeah I'm paying for you know stuff for my friend's engagement even though I'm like
Starting point is 00:46:24 putting my house up for uh collateral he's like because you, I'm paying for, you know, stuff for my friend's engagement, even though I'm like putting my house up for collateral. He's like, because you could always borrow more money. What? It was very confusing. It was so weird. It was so weird. Like I think maybe people think it was like a nice thing to do for your friend, but to like, it was probably around at least $7,000,
Starting point is 00:46:42 and it looked like he was paying for it and that is just so weird. No, that makes literally no sense. None whatsoever. He really like was doing way too much with this engagement. But that's his thing,
Starting point is 00:46:51 he's extra. No, no, no, no. So the Real Hostess at Beverly Hills reunion starts tonight and I just cannot fucking wait. I can't wait
Starting point is 00:46:59 but it's also just no. Part one. It's part one. It's going to be, you know, not much. No. But the show's not over because we have Deer Toasters,
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Starting point is 00:48:25 thanks all right dear toasters our advice segment if you ever want to write in it's deartoasters at gmail.com we'll take issues you know that you're dealing with anything we don't judge sometimes we do but we try not to all right first off hey guys love you so much congrats jackie on the new bebe let's get into it my boyfriend and i've been dating for four years we live together and we just got a puppy the issue is my boyfriend's mom she's a very nice woman but it's definitely a little odd i'll explain my boyfriend is one of three boys so i understand this is partly not her fault but her wardrobe choices are awful it's to the point where i have friends and co-workers
Starting point is 00:48:58 saying things to me last week i had a co-worker come up to me saying she saw my boyfriend's mom shopping at the junior section at target i was horrified and then the next day I saw the top she had clearly picked out which was clearly meant for a junior. She's always wearing really tight short small things that I would never even but I wouldn't even wear because I'm half her age. I've never said anything to my boyfriend before because I don't want to seem judgy and like I said she's a sweet woman so I just bite my tongue but here's where I'm having trouble. We were going to a college football game and she sent me a picture of the dress she's wearing to it and let me just say I would have maybe worn it to my eighth grade semi-formal what do I do just let it go her fashion choices seem to
Starting point is 00:49:32 have gotten so much worse over the years and I have nightmares about what she'll wear to my future wedding I need some advice love a conflicted toaster so I'm struggling because because because you're a toaster and I don't want to say something mean but you're being so mean you're being really bitchy I think like okay the the concern about what she'll wear to your wedding one day you'll cross that bridge when you get there and who cares no like if it's your wedding you can say what this woman can and can't wear sure but in her daily life I think you got to leave her alone. Totally. Why are your coworkers like staking out where she shops? Why do your coworkers even know like who she is? It's really mean.
Starting point is 00:50:11 I'm not here for this. The woman's happy. It doesn't bother your boyfriend. He's never been like, I wish my mom would wear longer shirts. Right. I just, I'm. I'm afraid this one's on you. Yeah, let it go.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Let it go. Let everyone be who they are. Yeah. And you know what? It's cheaper to shop in the junior section, so. Yeah. It is what it is. And she likes her dress.
Starting point is 00:50:32 And even for when you guys get married, everyone's looking at you. Let her be herself in her dress. No, but this girl was writing in being like, my mother-in-law, future mother-in-law, always dresses kind of weird. I never really care. But like, re-wedding, I kind of want her to look just like more conservative. I would think that you had somewhat of a leg to stand on. Like, it's your wedding.
Starting point is 00:50:50 You can decide what people wear. Sure. Like, you can give them colors and some feedback. Guidance. Guidance. Yeah. But this for everyday life is just mean. But I just can't relate to why you would care so much.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Like, let people be themselves. Yeah. I agree. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry like I know that to hear it from someone else and I'm sure that's not what you wanted to hear but that just like did not that didn't sit right all right this is our second and final one good morning Jackie and Claudia I'm hoping you can give this day one toaster oh there's a bug sorry um this day one toaster some girly girl advice. Love giving girly girl advice.
Starting point is 00:51:25 There's no better sort of advice. Two of my good friends are dating each other and they just moved in together this summer. Their names are Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck have never had any relationship hiccups and pretty much are annoyingly obsessed with each other. Blair recently found sexting messages between Chuck and another girl. The girl sent multiple nudies and he was saying things like what he wants to do to her in bed etc etc this went on for weeks blair since confronted chuck and he said all the typical things that you say when you get caught how he didn't mean it and he's sorry within days blair is forgiving chuck and is cracking jokes about it and acting like he's the almighty chosen savior
Starting point is 00:51:58 again i'm one of the only friends she's confided in and i've told her my opinions that cheating is cheating but i'd support her in whatever she decides to do but it's bugging me how she's so forgiving of this terrible thing she would have never known about without snooping was he going to continue this or have it form into a physical affair how do I go about this and act like everything is peaches and cream is sexting cheating in your opinions obviously I love them no matter what and it's not my relationship to get involved in and I don't know what I'd personally do in this position but what the fuck xoxo gossip girly girl that's funny uh this is like really disturbing I do think that sexting is another individual is cheating because it's emotional cheating they just hadn't gotten the
Starting point is 00:52:35 chance to get physical yet or maybe they had and you just it's still cheating it was unsnoopable even if they didn't ever that's that's so cheating. I think, you know, you give her your advice. You definitely need, I would, you know, advise caution for her. But she's going to have to figure this out on her own. I mean, I'm sure. That's exactly what I was going to say. She's like, wants to be optimistic and believe that all's well. I'm also sure that maybe she's putting on a braver face because it's
Starting point is 00:53:06 hurting her more than she cares to let on. But it's not good. And Chuck and Blair probably, you know, aren't going to end up together. But sometimes people just have to learn things for themselves. Like even if your friends can see it so clearly, the best lessons are learned the hard way. And so if she wants to like be, you know, innocent about it and she'll get her heart broken again, maybe then she'll learn. If not not and maybe it'll take five or six more times some people you can see it so clearly because you're not involved in it but sometimes people just have to learn things the hard way and you can tell her your opinion and she probably won't listen and then in five years really oh she'll listen to my great friend who's a toaster right
Starting point is 00:53:39 and so I would just you know be a friend to her and if she asked your advice definitely give her the truth but she's gonna have to go through this on her own, which is unfortunate. Yeah. Damn. But you sound like a great person. Yeah, for sure. What's new with you? Literally.
Starting point is 00:53:54 How are you feeling? So those were the Dear Toasters. The Dear Toasters email is deartoasters at gmail.com. And I just want to remind you, if you've ever written in and we've given you fabulous, sage sage wise advice um and you either took it or didn't take it we would love to know how things turned out for you last week we got literally the happiest ending of all time about the girl who found adult diapers in her husband's closet and it was literally like the best thing I ever read so dear toasters at gmail for new submissions and for updates we would love to hear from you we would love to hear from you the only other thing that I want to share before we wrap
Starting point is 00:54:26 is some of the other stuff that I was watching. Sure. I started this new show, Made. Oh, it's on my list. On Netflix. It's starring Margaret Qualley and her mom, I know. Andy McDowell.
Starting point is 00:54:36 They're playing mother and daughter in the show and they're both amazing actresses. So it's really good. That's really cute. I'm only three or four episodes in and it's a really good show and the acting is really good it's just you know it's pit inducing so um but I'm one of them a maid or something so she's yes she's working as a maid okay it's really about Margaret got it okay it's
Starting point is 00:54:56 her story you know Margaret's like so famous like you know just as like being a Hollywood socialite and like a Hollywood nepotism queen um But I've never seen her in anything. So I'm actually looking forward to like watching her act. She's a great actress. And I feel like I saw her as an actress before like the nepotism queen stuff. So I really don't associate. Like I think she's really earned her these roles. No, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:20 I don't know if I would say earned, but I'm sure she's good. No, no. She's like a serious actress. She was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Oh, was she? Yeah. She's a serious actress. I don't know if I would say earned but I'm sure she's good no no she's like a serious actress she was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood oh was she yeah she's serious I don't like I don't know anything about her she's a serious actress except like she dated Shia LaBeouf and Pete Davidson and her mom is obviously the queen for my favorite movie ever Beauty Shop yes that's Annie McDowell in my opinions best work it's really good but you haven't seen Beach House with her and Leighton Meester playing
Starting point is 00:55:45 a mother-daughter duo. Ooh. It's beautiful. It's a Hallmark film. Is it? Okay, is that all you watched? I'm sure I watched some other stuff that just doesn't. I'm going to watch Maid so we can recap it as we move on.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Okay, cool. And then, yeah, I think that's it. I'm so excited to start a new book. I knew Sophie Kinsella book is out. It's the perfect palate cleanser. It is. After what I've been through. So I think that's all she wrote now.
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