The Toast - S4 Ep178: The Morning Toast Halftime Show: Thursday, October 14th, 2021
Episode Date: October 14, 2021Kacey Musgraves Responds to the Grammys Excluding Her New Album Star-Crossed from Country Category (PEOPLE) Kim Kardashian Says Daughter North, 8, Tells Her 'Your House Is So Ugly' When Upse...t with Mom (PEOPLE) NFL taking Super Bowl halftime sponsorship rights to market as deal with Pepsi set to expire (CNBC) 'Desperate Housewives' Alums James Denton & Teri Hatcher Reunite In Hallmark Channel's 'A Kiss Before Christmas' (Deadline) Apple Studying Potential of AirPods as Health Device (The WSJ) Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. We're so close to Friday.
So exciting. Beautiful Thursday. It's actually a beautiful day here in the city.
And it's Thursday, which makes the weather and everything a bit brighter.
Plus, Doodoo is here. You know what? He chose to sit with Yeranti.
I'm fucking sick of this shit. I really am. I haul ass here.
I get sweaty every day walking over here.
And I walk because I bring Theo.
And every fucking day, he sits next to you.
And you know what?
I'm fucking fed up.
Theo.
He's an antifile.
Theo, you know what?
I used to feel bad because you didn't have a dog.
Now you do.
Theo, come here.
Now I've got brew and do.
Come here.
Yes.
Come on.
Come on.
The reason why he came and sat with me was because I was eating a Clif so what okay yeah yes come here it's it's your mom it's not that deep I feel like I'm literally
like you know like the hard-working mom and then the cool auntie comes over and like the kid loves
the auntie and I'm just like the mean mom who enforces the rules you know yeah who just taunted
him with an empty cliff bar Jackie I'm a Joan Cusack and raising Helen and you I'm just like the mean mom who enforces the rules, you know? Yeah, who just taunted him with an empty Clif Bar.
Jackie, I'm a Joan Cusack in Raising Helen, and you?
I'm Helen.
You're Helen.
That's very true.
I mean, Dew and I have a special bond.
He usually does sit with you, but now he's torn.
This is like that TikTok challenge.
See ya.
Come here, Angel.
Okay, we need to move on.
He'll make his choice in due time.
In due time. Well, it's Thursday, on. He'll make his choice in due time. In due time.
Well, it's Thursday, everyone.
Hope you had a great week so far.
I'm so excited, too, even though it was like only a three-day week,
four-day week for us.
I'm so excited that Friday's almost upon us.
I hope everyone has their weekend plans, settling in, getting excited.
Looks like he made his choice.
Wow, Theo just jumped back on Jackie's couch.
Choices were made.
It's fine.
You know what?
You know why I think he's sitting next to me, honestly?
Why?
Because I'm wearing new Morning Toast fall merch.
Drops next week.
We'll give you the deets in a second.
I don't think that's why.
And I just feel like he knows that in order to sell this merch and make it look amazing,
his presence needs to accompany it.
But look, I have new merch here, too.
This is a new sweatshirt design.
It says the morning toast. This color is green. I'm wearing a size medium and we're dropping some
sickening styles on Tuesday, this coming Tuesday. So gird your loins, prepare yourselves. We'll be
showing you all of the different styles that we have. New phone cases. New phone cases. We've got
sweatshirts. We've got t-shirts. We've got like some cute sets.
So stay tuned for all of that. But I think that dude just wants to make sure that my frame
where I'm showcasing the new merch looks as good as possible. I'm trying to move past this. I really
am. But like my feelings are really hurt. Like I can't lie. Like what I should just I should just
not say how I'm feeling. You should just move the fuck on, yeah. No, Theo. Are you for real? I love him.
Just come sit with me.
I'm your mom.
I'm just craving Theo, and he's literally just abandoning me for his auntie.
You gotta get a grip.
No, come.
I love you.
He has autonomy.
He has rights, and he made his choice.
But I just don't think he was in the right headspace.
That's what it is.
You think his chief was under the influence?
100% by the new sickening merch
and that's how sickening the merch is we're foolishly much of the warehouse because
everything is just sickening the warehouse down as per usual anyway stay tuned for all of the
styles we'll be showing you over the next few days it's really cute stuff and it's the first
of many sickening warehouse drops that are coming towards the end of the year like I would just I would just quake in your boots okay if I were you no like
fall winter FW 2021 that's the year yeah is really our season also spring summer joggers for sure but
like we really thrive oh in fall winter it's crazy how long it takes me to get dressed in warm weather
and how like literally I got ready today in five minutes. Yeah. It's a beautiful thing.
And I'm not sweating in my sleep so I don't really have to like run a blow dryer through
my hair.
Like it's just.
I used to live in Antarctica.
Yeah.
Those are my peeps.
I have two things to say.
One there's a new episode up on the Patreon and I'm just saying people are saying.
People are saying that it's the best vlog ever.
That's what they're saying.
And you know what?
I literally put my heart and soul into the recording of it, the editing of it. It took me all day yesterday.
And I'm so proud of the fruits of my labor. And it's a vlog. It's the second episode for the month
of October. And it was supposed to be a vlog of my trip to visit Olivia in Florida. But I like
dropped the ball a little bit. And like I forgot, like I was was doing really good and then I literally forgot to vlog for two days.
So then I decided I wasn't going to let that footage go to waste
because we got pieces of K in that footage.
Yeah.
So I'm like, you know what?
I'm going on another trip.
Let me make this a two-parter.
So I vlogged my bender in Puerto Rico with Brian
and I don't know, there's kind of like a triumphant unexpected ending.
Do you agree?
Yeah, I watched it last night.
I enjoyed it so immensely.
It felt like, for me, the closest I'll come to going on vacation anytime soon.
Now, I agree, it was an amazing vlog, and I really, like, it was 30 minutes.
I put it on my TV, and I just was living life.
But it does hurt when we've done over 100 vlogs.
We're both in them.
And then the one I'm not in best vlog ever
okay by the way no but I feel that a hundred percent um because that's like how I felt when
like you were pregnant you know and like I'm like what about me so you know what like let the little
people get something okay okay the patreon is like quaking for your pregnancy and I'm like over here
having a bender like we couldn't be on more different levels and you know there's something
for everyone that's what's so beautiful about the patreon there's something for
everyone there are so many vlogs there are so many episodes so head over there because we have some
great stuff coming up for october too and that vlog was really a treat to watch i felt like and
we really didn't catch up a lot while you were on your trip we didn't facetime like we normally do
so i really felt like i was experiencing your trip. I feel all caught up. I feel really good about it.
I'm so glad.
And I just know how much I love the Patreon.
That like literally I'm in a bathing suit for half the vlog.
Yeah.
No.
You are giving us everything that you have.
I'm giving you a chest.
I'm giving you legs.
I'm giving you it all.
You are.
And my heart and soul.
And I get deep.
She does get deep.
About you know.
Some personal struggles.
Some personal struggles.
Yeah.
So check it out. Enjoy. And there's just so many perks to being a patreon member these days like pre-sale i just couldn't see why not you know why not season pre-sale season you guys yesterday was
the craziest day it's kind of the day i've been dreading like literally since the pandemic started
i like low-key love the pandemic because you know my first tour was so big and like so great and we
broke so many barriers and then you just become like old news, you know, like and you like, I don't know.
I was just like dreading it.
I'm like, do people still want to come?
I don't know.
So yesterday was a great day and I want to thank everyone for showing up during the presale.
There was a couple sold out shows.
Boston has been added a second show.
Presale continues today into tomorrow morning.
And then if you're not a Patreon member, on my Instagram will be all the links.
Everything will be completely open to all the shows.
And I hope that everyone can come.
So yeah, yesterday was just like the busiest day of my fucking life.
And I had to leave my house at night, which you know I hate doing on the weekdays.
Busy, busy.
Meetings, meetings, meetings.
Tickets, tickets, tickets.
Podcast, podcast, podcast.
Merch drop, merch drop, merch drop. Merch, merch, merch drop merch drop merch drop
merch merch merch merch merch oh by the way we got so many positive comments about our gorgeous
rendition of the final story song yesterday yeah so i think that we'll use that feedback
and we'll take that into today's episode and in every endeavor that we do.
In every endeavor that we do.
Yeah.
I feel really good about that.
What also I feel good about is that we have the Real Hot Sex of Beverly Hills part one
reunion recap today.
And you know what?
For part one, it was pretty good.
Yeah.
We have a lot to talk about.
And I do feel like they were giving us like splashes of Erica T just to keep us satiated
until part four and
that works for me did you watch Garcelle and watch what happens live I didn't okay I did with Amber
Tamlin who like it was like the just the Garcelle show you know but it's like but it's good and like
Amber's here too it was just like weird for Amber um any tea yes okay we'll talk about it when we
recap Beverly Hills it was a good episode and she looked
sickening the boots down well I started I it when I record Beverly Hills now they just record
Watch What Happens Live and give themselves the view like how nice for them and so I saw the
beginning but then I was like you know what it's getting late and I should start read I should
transition to reading so I started the new Sophie Kinsella book Party Crasher it's really cute she can do no wrong Sophie Kinsella but it's definitely not my favorite got it well
that What Happens Live was was filled with juicy tidbits you know how Garcelle doesn't hold back
great can't wait to hear all about it so I think we should just jump right in without further
where are you sitting by yet auntie it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know
before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.
You really didn't have to bring that up again.
Rub it in my face.
Sorry.
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first story, Kacey Musgraves is responding to the Grammys excluding her
new album Starcross from the country category. So we briefly mentioned this
yesterday. It's just like a passing tidbit that we thought was an interesting
factoid, but it turns out it's actually a lot deeper. Kacey Musgraves is making her
feelings known about the recent decision that has excluded her new album Starcross
from the country music category at the Grammys. Her fifth studio album has reportedly been deemed ineligible
for the country album category and will instead compete in the pop category at next year's awards
ceremony. On Wednesday, Casey posted a series of pictures to her Instagram story in response to the
move that was made public in a letter written to the Recording Academy by Cindy Mabe, who's the
president of her record company, Universal Music Group.
So the president of KC's record company wrote a letter to the Grammys,
and KC posted on her Instagram a series of stories saying,
you can take the girl out of the country genre,
but you can't take the country out of the girl.
Which is a famous line from my favorite KC Musgraves song,
Dime Store Cowgirl.
You can take me out of the country but you
can't take the country out of me. No. Well she could have just said that. No or like
played a clip or something. And used the music feature on Instagram. And you could
see the lyrics. And then she also did a slideshow of her with like country icons
saying like ain't that right at Loretta Lynn official. She also tagged Shania Tw George Strait Willie Nelson Dolly Parton and Reba McIntyre and then at
the end she posted a picture of her you know head to toe in one of her country looks with middle
fingers so then I was like oh I guess she wants to be country she's not pleased with she wants to
be considered country she's not pleased that they moved her to the pop category so in this letter
that the president of the record company,
she asked so Grammys to quote,
fully understand the importance of Casey Musgraves to country music.
The idea that a handful of people,
including competitors who would benefit from Casey not being in the country
category are deciding what is country only exacerbates the problem.
So they're saying that a handful of people, like the Recording Academy decided this, including competitors, I don't know who that would be, would benefit from Casey not being in the country category or deciding what is country only exacerbates the problem.
Okay, I do have to say, I do think, first of all, Casey Musgraves with all these pictures of her, she's country, bona fide country gal.
I don't think anyone can take that away from her.
But I've listened to Casey Musgraves since day one.
It's something I pride myself on.
And I think Golden Hour was even a little bit of a stretch as being country.
And Starcrossed is not country.
Like, it's not.
And you can be a country person and live in Nashville and write your songs in Nashville
and want to be country.
But at the end of the day, I guess like a genre is a social construct like what is country but it's
not country. Yeah you know what this reminds me of? Red. Yes. Because Red was
considered a country album even though it is completely a pop album just like
Taylor had it build it as a pop album so of course it won all the country
categories and then her next album which she was like now
this is pop it's like you don't the music is what it is right no and I this also reminds me when
Justin Bieber like was upset because he wrote like a full R&B album and the Grammys had categorized
it as like Christian music or something so or vice versa I don't remember he was really he was pop
when he wanted to be R&B so like I don't I don't know. At the end of the day, a genre is a social construct.
Like, how do you decide, like, what's pop?
It's like a sound.
But as, you know, I think someone who's, you know, very well read in country music,
like, Starcross is not at all country.
Yeah.
And, like, Golden Hour, which I even thought was, like, her poppiest work yet,
like, had twinges of country.
So, like, ready? I can't speak sorry golden hour was her red
yes but no because that would make this her 1989 which like Taylor said it was pop you know I just
mean in the sense of like the transitional work of art. Yeah. You know, it's all like,
they're all transitioned from,
from each other.
Yeah.
But no,
they usually,
they transition and stay within genre.
Like for me,
star crossing,
this is what we spoke about last week.
I don't like love it.
Like it's so different.
You know,
golden hour was different than her previous works,
but still like was so Casey.
Yeah.
This is like such a departure.
Yeah.
Honestly. I mean, it's kind of like a silly thing to be like so impressed about uh it's just it is what it is I mean it's it's pop
like yeah and I don't I don't know what the big like then that should be an achievement for her
that she's crossed categories and the Grammys recognizes that. Yeah, I think like when it comes to winning, it's probably way easier to win in the country category than it is to win in the pop category up against like Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish, Lizzo.
Yeah, yeah.
It's harder to be in that category for sure.
So I think probably like a little life hack is like release a country album.
But sorry, like it's just not country.
Like that's, and it's very simple.
Yeah.
And I thought she was doing it on purpose.
So to hear that she's upset about it, I'm like, oh, this whole time I thought like you were fully changing on purpose.
Yeah, you were transitioning in and out of genres.
That's like the biggest thing in art.
Yeah, the biggest flex for an artist is like I'm not a one trick pony.
I can win in country. I can win in pop I can and you know what I don't even think actually that star-crossed is pop I think it's like alternative it's very different so I don't know if there's a
category for alternative but that's like what pop is now like Billie Eilish yeah I guess it's very
Billie Eilish yeah interesting stuff interesting stuff. Interesting stuff, man. Yeah.
Well, we still support,
but I would love, like,
a true country KC album next.
Like, that's just kind of
what I'm craving.
I do worry that this will push
her further away from country,
even though the Recording Academy
is not a part of country music.
But I think what that letter
from her president said
was that, like, people in country
organize this,
which I don't think
they have the power to.
Like, who?
I don't know. But, like,. Like who? I don't know.
But like literally this morning I listened to like old ass Casey,
like album one, like those random songs.
Like finally got a flash in life.
They put it in last year.
I forget what that song is called.
But like it's so good.
Like I just love that music.
And so I'm all for growth.
I'm all supportive of it.
I would love, like, a very KC country album.
I think you'll be waiting a while.
I know.
I've been saying the same thing with Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
We got Betty.
Yeah, but now we get, like, new, like, as they transition to different genres,
we get new country artists.
That's true.
We're putting out some really great stuff.
That's literally how we got KC.
The Lorna Layton album is sickening lauren elena must be recognized for being literally like someone who
cannot write a bad song who refuses to release anything less than something stellar yeah no it's
really true there's so many good you're right like up-and-coming country artists okay our next story
kim kardashian says her daughter north tells her your house is so ugly when she's upset with mom
kim shares that her eldest daughter will sometimes criticize her home decor when upset over a Kim Kardashian says her daughter North tells her your house is so ugly when she's upset with mom.
Kim shares that her eldest daughter will sometimes criticize her home decor when upset over a disagreement.
On a new installment of Ellen's digital mom mom confessions web series,
the Keeping Up alum reveals that eight year old North, whom she shares with Kanye,
will tell her that their house is ugly during an argument.
She said every time I get into some kind of disagreement with my daughter North,
she thinks this is a dig to me. She'll your house is so ugly it's all white who lives like this first of all north it's your house too she just thinks it like gets to her and it's kind of
also kind of mean because kim likes her house no for an eight-year-old it's a very creative insult
like who lives like this who lives and then also like And then also, like, I don't know,
when I used to say things, I'd be like, I hate you.
Like, normal.
No, but North is just on another level from all campers.
No, so, like, psychologically, North is supreme.
That's what I'm hearing here.
We've known, I feel, but every time we get, like,
a little snippet of North, it's just like, like, North is,
it's really like Norrie's Black Book, you know?
Literally. It's just like, like North is, it's really like Nori's black book, you know? Literally. It's literally that. What is up with like Kim and Ellen? Like why are the Kardashians
obsessed with Ellen? It's like the one thing I don't understand. I don't know, but maybe Ellen
was someone who like in, you know, embraced them from the beginning and has always like had them
on and take, taking them seriously.. I can't see that actually happening.
Like Ellen taking them seriously.
Like Ellen is like mean to everyone.
There's obviously some good blood there.
Yeah, I think Chris and Ellen are like really good friends.
Like, I don't know.
Like would Kim ever do a web series for like a motherhood.com?
Like so fucking random.
But like Ellen, okay.
No, but yes. But you know what? We really, at the end of the day, but like Ellen, okay. No, but yes,
but you know what?
We really, at the end of the day,
we benefit from this.
Of course, of course.
We got this cute fucking factoid.
Yeah.
Which is so hysterical
and it's just, it's so funny.
But oh, I saw yesterday
that Kim like won the house
in the divorce.
Yes.
But like it's very much Kanye.
Aesthetic?
Aesthetic. So I wonder if she'll she'll be you know putting out any family photos on the mantle anytime soon yeah because like as much as i really
really respect like the whole vibe you know the arches and like the not one piece of dust or
clutter you know it is a home with five children and like i don't know four four children like
i don't know i just think like I don't know I just think
like there should be like pillows and stuff it's like I actually the more I
live the more I strive for a home like Kim's where there's nothing in sight but
like where do they keep their things like they obviously have to have a room
that's like off with stuff like where's your stuff where your chargers yes so
I'm very much of the same mindset. Like, declutter your life.
But, like, you can leave, like, a picture frame or, like, a pillow.
I don't know.
Maybe now that Kanye's gone, like, there will be a throw pillow.
So she got the Hidden Hills home, and he put his Idaho place.
Wyoming.
Yeah.
On the market.
Which is crazy.
I wonder why.
I wonder why also.
But then he also bought that place in Malibu.
Oh, yeah.
The garage for $60 million.
Yeah. So. Interesting real estate things. Maybe to be closer to the kids. Also I feel like North should know like she's insulting her father when she says that. Right. It's not so much Kim.
That's very true. Though Kim does like it and it is really nice looking. It is and I feel like it's
actually made her like so famous like people are obsessed like with her sinks. Yeah. She's like the
most recognizable bathroom in the world.
Yeah.
So like of course she loves that
but like doesn't she ever
just want to like,
I don't know,
do a puzzle?
Like where are the puzzles?
When the kids want to like
play cards.
Like where are the cards?
I don't know.
What if she wants
to light a candle?
Where are the matches?
That's a great question.
Where are the candles?
No, it's such a good question.
It's crazy.
These are the things
that I think about.
That I want.
No, I do. I would like to see the room where they keep their things. Yeah, like the. It's probably scary These are the things that I think about. That I want. No, I do.
I would like to see the room where they keep their things.
Yeah, like the.
It's probably scary, like hoarders.
Yeah, like everyone has like a junk drawer.
They have like a junk wing.
Okay.
Like even her closet where she films all those like skims things.
It's literally like a rod with three items of clothing.
So she has a closet where she actually keeps her things where she doesn't film.
Yeah.
I would love to see it. Have they done a spread about their home? Yeah. Like
an arch? Yes. And they did a video. It was really cute. Gotta rewatch that. Yeah. Look for any hidden
doors. Yeah. To where all the clutter hangs. Okay. Are you ready for our next story? It's a little
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Okay.
So obviously the first thing I think of here is Taylor Swift.
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Honestly, they're some of the most iconic commercials and photos.
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And like I've never related to Taylor Swift more than like her drinking Diet Coke writing songs.
Like that's literally me except I don't write songs. So when
it comes time every year for the halftime show, a lot of people are always like, where's Taylor
Swift? And so for a while she was contractually not allowed to do it because she was the face of
Diet Coke. But then even years after that, like there is a non-compete. It has been so long that
I actually don't think now the reason why she's never done the Super Bowl halftime show is because of that.
I feel like there's other reasons.
But like she literally at the start of the 1989 era, like the night before the Super
Bowl, had like the biggest concert ever, like right outside the stadium.
Like DirecTV.
Yeah.
Or yeah, maybe it was AT&T, something like that.
Yeah.
So there's always that.
There's always that.
I don't know what the reason is why she's never done it when it seems like a perfect
fit.
Like when we're always thinking of people like Pink, people who have endless categories
of music that people from all different walks of life enjoy.
Taylor Swift is really that bitch.
Like Blank Space.
There's so many songs that like.
So I don't really even know if they do change sponsors to like The Morning Toast.
If she would do The Morning To toast halftime show which sounds
so good by the way we should really go start a gofundme and it would be the best halftime show
it would be like we have taste like it would be like kelly clarkson opens a show pink shows up
maybe beyonce shows up and then like taylor swift closes it out like it would be we would literally
you know what we would do we would recreate that pepsi commercial with pink beyonce and who was the third one christine aguilera yes was it
i think i feel like i've remembered oh britney spears sorry oh yeah yeah um that's what i would
do and i would have everyone in the stadium be a part of it because you know how in the
in the commercial they're all like yeah i would make everyone do that oh by the way they should
free idea free idea no i agree buys it again the way, they should, free idea. Free idea.
No, I agree.
If Pepsi buys it again, that's what they should do.
I look forward to seeing who comes in, what they do with the space.
I wonder if they have influence over the performers.
I imagine they do.
Or they at least have to approve it.
Yeah, I imagine that they do.
So I think, you know, this could be a big opportunity for someone.
But it's also possible that Pepsi will just buy it again.
If they were happy with their investment i mean honestly for me i actually love diet pepsi but i understand you know the landscape that is the soda industry like pepsi is so like
lame compared to coke like sorry um but i actually think pepsi having this halftime show was like
they're the coolest thing about the brand like they should really keep it yeah they're always
losing to coke i don't know but you're saying they're still,
they've had this spot for now 10 years after this year,
and, like, they're still losers?
It didn't work.
Okay, here, wait.
Sorry, I would like to offer a different perspective.
I'm glad you brought that up.
I think they were way losery before the halftime show,
and now they're, like, they compete.
The thing is, you'll never be better than Coke,
so you just got to be different.
And the halftime show, I really believe, set them was like such a big deal yeah i could i would i would be down to see
someone else come yeah like who has that much money i don't maybe like a tech company oh please
no the uber halftime show enough honestly you know what it's going to be like the facebook
halftime show that's that's like the only company that has any money because they're like i don't know like stealing all our data and shit yeah and selling it yeah it it's going to be? Like the Facebook halftime show. That's like the only company that has any money because they're like, I don't know,
like stealing all our data and shit.
Yeah.
And selling it.
Yeah.
It's literally going to be the Facebook halftime show.
Mark my words.
Because you know.
That sounds fucking miserable.
I actually wouldn't watch.
Like even if Taylor Swift, like in my soul, I couldn't do it.
No, me neither.
Okay.
We'll keep you posted.
This is some interesting news.
Shaking it up.
What if it was like the Netflix halftime show?
Even though that wouldn't make any sense because it's like a streaming service.
Yeah.
First cable.
They wouldn't do it.
Yeah.
No, I think it's going to be like a, I think it'll be a tangible brand.
Probably not a tech brand because like the tech companies, they don't need this advertising.
And like the Super Bowl is so, honestly, you know what would be a good one?
Like Doritos.
Well, that would be like Frito-Lite. Yeah. It is ownedi yeah pepsi literally frito-lay is pepsi so it would
be the same yeah but like who kills it at the super bowl with their commercials doritos is
always really good yeah but so maybe but they should stick to that yeah oh my god my fingers
are unbelievably swollen are you okay am i going like look I almost didn't get my rings off Should I put them back on?
No
Yeah
Let them breathe
What about these?
Oh my god
What is going on?
Do you have a lot of salt?
I did have like a whole pizza
For dinner last night
But that's not salty
That's not salty
Okay
Are you ready for our next story?
Yeah
I'm just like concerned
But I'm fine
Okay
Some exciting Hallmark news
That I think you're really
hn finally hn you know tis the season desperate housewives alums terry hatcher and james denton
aka mike delfino and susan meyer are reuniting in hallmark channel movie a kiss before christmas
oh that's cute isn't that so cute it will be a desperate housewives reunion on the hallmark
channel two former stars of the ab ABC drama will headline A Kiss Before
Christmas, a holiday movie that will premiere during the cable channel's
annual Countdown to Christmas programming event. It's the first time
the pair has worked together since Desperate Housewives ended in 2012. As
you know, their characters had an on-again off-again relationship during
the series. So Mike Delfino aka The Man has actually been in quite a few. I've
seen him in like a lot of these like... He's hallmarky hallmarky movies i do not hold a place in my
heart for terry hatcher like but that's just because of susan no it's also because of terry
the beef she like started all the beef on the set and i think part of the reason why they like ended
it maybe sooner than it would have was because of her like no one could get along with her yeah it was like a toxic workplace do large in part to terry allegedly allegedly
you sound like erica jane i know but it's such a great word it just gets you off the fucking hook
allegedly it does the movie uh a real estate development executive mike calvino is married
obviously why would the woman in a hallmark movie be the real estate executive um yeah I'm trying to like see what her backstory is but she's just
the key to him being able to reclaim his oh right yeah that's so fucking twisted anyways he's a real
estate development executive and he's married father with two teens on Christmas Eve he is
disappointed to learn he's losing out on a promotion and laments that his nice guy way of doing business has held him back his career he's
a failed real estate mogul thanks to some Christmas magic Ethan's casual wish that his life had taken
a different course becomes reality he wakes up the next morning and is shocked to find everything is
different he isn't married to Joyce Terry Hatcher he doesn't have two teenage kids and he's CEO of
his company. So
it's, you know, a real, a real choice. What would you rather, the love or the success? Joyce is the
key to Ethan being able to reclaim his original life and the family he loves. They're always
asking the tough questions at Hallmark. They are. They are. And it's, it's good to see he'll probably
make the choice of family. I mean, I assume it's on the homework channel. I have to say like, you know, 364 days a year, like I'm a card carrying feminist, like equality for all.
I don't know when those homework movies start to play. I'm like you in the kitchen, man,
back to work. Like, I don't know. There's something about like the traditional. I'm like,
make that pie, bitch. Make it. Get the tree while your husband works like no husband gets the tree
you pick it out no you know what i mean like i become so like
traditional yeah you're just a traditional girly but don't at me because the other days of the year
like women in the boardroom uh-huh but hallmark women in the bedroom
that's hysterical anyway so that's really exciting i love when people who have acted
together like act together again i always hope that it'll be you know in some way like a sequel
like maybe james was a plumber ethan sorry yeah well i don't want to spoil anything but it's not possible what do you mean that this would be
a sequel oh someone goes do you know what i'm saying i don't want to spoil because if you
haven't watched desperate housewives you're cheating yourself out of one of the life's
greatest luxuries like it's one of the greatest pleasures so i'm not going to spoil anything
even though i feel like i already did i don't even know what you're talking about okay so I'll tell you later um but treat yourself it's on Netflix or Hulu it's on there yeah it's amazing
amazing stuff I think it's on Hulu okay are you ready for our fifth and final story
allow me just to move my microphone back slightly it's really like someone said this in one of the
comments um it's from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen when the nutty drama teacher is like,
Press your bars.
Yeah, that's how we feel before we sing.
One, two, three.
It's the final story. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooio women in the bedroom
men in the boardroom
Theo's like
you woke me for that
good morning Theo
it's your mother
he's like
going through this like
teenage like
angsty phase rebellsty phase yeah at least
in his rebellion he's going to his auntie he's not going to you know turning to drugs turning
to drugs hanging out with bad kids bad influences like Bruno don't bring Bruno into this don't bring
Bruce precious no like Magnolia yeah she's trouble Magnolia grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.
Magnolia just, she just has that spirit in her that you can't break.
Can I tell you something?
So I went to an event last night for Simon.
And Magnolia was there?
I wish.
No, so I went to an event for my friend Simon and Phil.
They started a candle company.
And by the way, I took home two gift bags.
You will love the candles.
Actually, Ben took home two. And you know what Ben did, by the way? He
literally walked into the bedroom. He's like, I love this candle. Lit it and left. Like, the first
rule of candle etiquette, you can't just leave a candle. Like, you have to watch it. Like. Well,
you were in there? No. Like, you just left it. Whatever. That's not what I was saying. So, you
know, it was like this, you know, event. Like, there were influencers there. And they're like,
all these, like, influencers. And they were like, oh my god, we're obsessed with Margot. Like,
we saw her last weekend. Like, became margo's sister like in it
like i think i'm so great i launched my tour walk into a party like you're margo's sister i'm like
yeah who are you and they're like we're best friends with margo we fucking love margo i'm
like yes she's the coolest but like i'm claudia they're like yeah we know like margo's the best
i'm like yeah she's fine margo's. What a beautiful thing to be known as.
Yeah.
And then I told Margo and she was like, why wasn't I invited to the event?
And I'm like, that's a good question.
I don't know.
Sorry.
Well, everyone was talking about her.
Yeah.
It's better to be missed, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Our fifth and final story is like a little interesting tech health news.
Apple is studying the potential of AirPods as a health device.
So this is pretty interesting.
It's like take your pulse.
Seems to make sense to do a lot of things.
Apple Inc. is studying ways to make AirPods into a health device,
including for enhancing hearing, like a hearing aid,
reading body temperature, you know how you do a thermometer in your ear,
and monitoring your posture, according to documents reviewed by the Wall Street Journal
and people familiar with the plans.
The plans further demonstrate Apple's ambition to add health and wellness features
to devices beyond the Apple Watch,
where most of the company's health functions exist today.
Apple is also working on technology that aims to use iPhones
to help diagnose depression and cognitive decline.
Well, the iPhones are causing depression and cognitive decline.
It seems a little twisted.
But the EarPod thing is actually really smart.
First of all it
should totally be a hearing aid like yeah to amplify the sounds around you if need be right
and then it's like you know if you're a person who needs a hearing aid everyone's just wearing
airpods you're just like everyone else like it's normalizing hearing devices yeah and the temperature
is a no-brainer a no-brainer love this yeah isnbrainer. Love this. Yeah isn't that pretty cool? I mean already I'm pretty
sure that if you wear your airpods while you're working out because when I used to run on the
treadmill all the time like if I wore my airpods it would count towards my steps in my health app.
Oh so they're like feeling it already. I think so and if they're not they should be and so other
things like that you know pulse whatnot I think it would be great to use those as a health device.
Totally.
Do you know how to take your pulse?
Yeah, well, when I was at my retreat,
we would have to take our pulse while we were working out
to make sure we were hitting our goals.
Like, I'm literally a vampire.
I swear to God, I don't have a pulse.
Like, I've never felt it in my life.
Oh, but I was like thinking, I was like,
I was like, I was like I was
like why did I never do it because on all the workout machines you can just put your hands on
the metal and they'll give you your pulse and they'll give you your heart rate is that your pulse
unclear unclear um no actually but this is just a really pertinent story to me because
I was on the apple website literally yesterday I have air have AirPods in my cart because I need new AirPods.
Because when we podcast, they die.
We can't do more than 55 minutes because they die.
No, they released like the version two of the AirPods.
So all of a sudden, everybody's version ones went.
Yeah.
So I was about to buy new AirPods.
I still think that I should because this seems like it'll take a while.
It's just an ideation phase.
But I just want to let you guys know that they're working on technology
that might actually be beneficial to our lives. And that's exciting news you don't really hear very often. No that's
fabulous news I love that. Okay well let's dive into the TV recap because part one of the Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills four-part reunion started last night and it was very good and you
know what seeing the ladies up close and personal really kind of highlighted for me how close they
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wonderful resource and platform. All right, let's dive in. So we got part one. Everyone was there.
Kathy joined us for the part one. So do you think she's there for all four now? No, still no. No,
I think she'll be on for next and I shall probably leave eventually. I actually cackled when Andy
asked her if she knew where she was. I know. I was like.
I didn't think it looked that similar.
Not at all.
Does she have a million statues like that?
No, and they kept.
And they showed the side by side.
I'm like.
So it's a brick.
I didn't understand it at all.
Yeah.
So part one, we didn't really tackle, obviously, like the big major stuff.
They did give us like bits and pieces of the Erica stuff, but it was really like Garcelle
versus the world.
Yeah.
And I feel very torn on the Garcelle thing.
Let me say why.
Because like I thought, I don't ever want to side with Lisa Rinna and I think Lisa Rinna was just siding with Dorit because she just like fucking hates Garcelle
but when it comes to the Erica stuff I think Garcelle is like so on the money like I really
like side with her completely but when it comes to her being a housewife I do think Dorit was
making some like decent points like she is very very jab, jab, jab, especially in her confessionals.
And yes, everyone is.
But Garcelle does it the most and I think the worst.
And then like really says nothing to the women face to face.
And that must be frustrating to like really feel like
you're hanging out with someone
and you know like zero about what they're thinking.
Yeah.
So I didn't feel like it was fair for Rinna and Dorit
to keep ganging up on Garcelle.
Especially when like, first of all,
it's between Garcelle.
And Dorit.
Like.
I need Rinna to shut up.
Like.
But.
Dorit like.
Was making some decent points.
About like.
Garcelle as a friend.
I.
I hear that.
I do.
I think that.
And also Garcelle as a housewife.
Like I think.
Dorit had said that she was checked out.
And Garcelle was like.
I always show up.
And I think.
But it's like a chicken and egg situation.
Because I feel like.
Dorit feels like.
Garcelle isn't involved in the group but Garcelle feels like she's not in the inner circle so which
is true so if right which is true because there is this fab five right without Teddy there it's four
and they are real friends and so when they're doing the show they're very invested in it because
these are their friends these are their lives for Garcelle it's it's more so like uh these are my co-workers and i'm not going to give them every piece of myself
that's very true and because like those relationships like they need to be earned so i feel
like what dorit's feeling is it's true but what garcelle's feeling is true you don't just like
get my love and friendship when you guys kind of keep me at an arm's length that's so fucking true
like that five that five is so toxic and the thing is these things just take time but like no one's giving it any time and yes it must
be frustrating the thing the reason why I don't have an issue with the fact that Garcelle you
know is shady in her confessionals is because she's saying what everyone's thinking yes so you
know because it's facts I'm like well where's the lie and you know what really bothered me in the
conversation with Rinna and Garcelle amongst a million things was like Rinna was just so annoyed that like Denise kept getting
brought up and then she kept asking Garcelle like what is it about me that you don't like like what
is it that we can't get past and she doesn't want Garcelle to keep bringing up the Denise thing but
of course it's the Denise thing look what you did to your friend of 20 years on a public
why the fuck would i be friends with you we've been friends for just as long and obviously means
nothing to you right so like the fact that rina like kind of cornered garcelle into not be bringing
it up like get over it already it was a year ago soon garcelle didn't say anything but at the end
of the day of course it's about denise yeah no and i think you know it's not like she's upset
on beneath denise's behalf waiting for an apology it is like, this is how you treat your lifelong friends.
You discard them, you know.
Embarrass them.
Embarrass them in order to, you know, be closer with these women or for the show or just to like, for the political world of Real Housewives.
And who wants to be collateral damage in that?
I mean, the issue between the two of them
is that they really don't fucking like each other as people,
and so when Rinna came over to Garcelle and was like,
I love you, and it's like, but you don't.
But you don't, like, you don't even like her,
and then we were talking last night on FaceTime,
so I just wanted to remember to say this again,
because I said this to you, which was that,
so Garcelle, say at the beginning of the season,
Garcelle and Rinna had a detente, and it's like,
I'm open to moving forward, let's see if we we can get there which I think is a very fair place
to start and then throughout the season Garcelle felt like Rinna didn't have her back and then
Rinna says it's because I didn't agree with you so Rinna never agrees with what Garcelle is thinking
or feeling when you are friends with someone yes of course sometimes you don't agree with them you
call them out sure but generally speaking you agree with their basic premise and their line of thinking right so the
fact that in every argument that Garcelle was in the season and there were many Rinna never thought
Garcelle was right you clearly don't agree with it you're fundamentally like not aligned as friends
yeah you know what else I really liked about last night's episode was kind of just pointing out how
there's so many double standards in the group.
Like literally nobody comes after Erica.
Like if anyone else spoke to Sutton
the way that Erica was like threatening her,
like or what?
Everyone would be shocked.
And it's like Erica just gets this pass
and it's like so unfair.
Yeah.
Poor Sutton.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure we will get to all of that.
Also Sutton's boyfriend broke up with her.
That was really sad. But she has a really great outlook about it she looks great too yeah no she's
Sutton's a cutie like she's quirky she's misunderstood for sure she's misunderstood
she's emotional but she really owns it all and I think that she's a really good friend to everyone
and I feel like and I said this when Crystal was fighting with her in the beginning of the season
like she just takes a minute to figure out but I feel like they got there I feel like they got there they have mutual friends who
tell them that they're so similar like they would actually love each other like they're fine and I
knew that they would be fine it's not that deep like Sutton really doesn't have conflict she's a
very like caring person she's just quirky she's just weird yes so like you get a weird read on
her yeah um what else happened Kathy showed up and was just like giving me life.
I just love her.
Andy did press Erica
on a bunch of stuff.
She's coming out like,
I'm innocent.
These women have doubted me
and it's unacceptable
and I'm here to clear my name.
And on Watch What Happens Live,
they did a poll like,
part one,
like,
do you feel like
you're going to feel differently
about Erica's situation
at the end?
And it was like 80-20 now i mean erica she's made some decent points which is
that like there's no need for her to be fired just yet i think that we said that like let the
the um justice justice system like do its thing you are innocent until proven guilty and if if
i i think that that's pretty fair it's just very damning yeah
of course you know and andy said like even by the time we record this till when it airs like more
stuff is going to come out and literally you saw yesterday bravo's been subpoenaed to hand over
unaired footage of erica i keep seeing that headline is like new i feel like we we report
like yeah it does feel like it's been repetitive. Yeah. The other thing I wanted to say was this conversation between Rinna and Garcelle.
Like Rinna getting up and like hugging her and like literally forcing her, giving her
no choice but to say like, OK, is so fraudulent.
Like Rinna's just I'm sorry, she's 100 percent my least favorite person on the cast.
And I was like so into her for so long.
She's so performative, like in everything she does.
Do you think she said that thing about race I don't know and perhaps she said a version
of it so it's not exactly what Garcelle said she said so that way she could sit there and say I
never said that but what Garcelle was feeling what someone relayed to Garcelle isn't untrue either
yeah for sure so I'm sure it's somewhere the truth is somewhere in the middle and on Watch Happens Live like Garcelle basically said like yeah we left the reunion
fine but like I know who Rinna is like and like it's almost like they've made no progress like
yeah no it it it is what it is like I don't expect them to ever move forward because they do have so
much history and you see the way that Rinna blindly supports her friends Erica like she doesn't give that to Garcelle by the way that's
such a good point her friend of 20 years like Garcelle knows Garcelle has eyes like she can
see that look what you do for Erica she's not treating me like a friend yet you want to sit
there and come over to my couch and tell me that you love me like but you don't oh my god that's
the best point you've ever fucking made thank you like how she blindly supports erica but then she's
like well i didn't agree with you in your fight with dorit about nothing about like fucking
nonsense so you won't back her up but you'll back your friend up who's like probably guilty of fraud
yeah damn okay and then when kathy came i'm like why is kathy like literally sitting on garcelle
and kyle's lap like just for kathy who's, like, this regal woman.
Oh, on Watch Happens Live, they said there was a question, who do you think is richer?
Kathy or...
Crystal?
Sutton.
And they were like, Kathy.
Like, Kathy's so rich.
Yeah.
So, for her just to be sitting, like, wedged between, like, all these housewives, I'm like, that is not right.
It's not right.
Oh, we got a package.
We got a package.
What do we think it is?
It's chocolates.
Oh, wow.
Thank you so much.
Can you just pop it on the table?
Thank you so much.
Lindt.
No, you're good.
I know people didn't like when we opened the package, but that's a package from the Lindt
Chocolatiers.
That was something in the reviews, that they didn't like that we opened a package on the
show and that we ordered lunch.
And, you know, if I'm going to concede anything, maybe it was annoying to order lunch on the show.
But we only did it so that we would have the stamina to record a Patreon after.
Anyways, Claudia is about to open this package from Lint.
Just be careful with the address, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
I'm here, and I'm sorry.
I couldn't just let this box.
Lint Chocolatiersier. Wow this is exciting. I thought maybe at first it was just someone using a lint box but I checked the return
address. And it's from the lint. It's from Belgium. It's from Belgium? It was Swiss.
Whatever. Okay.
This whole big box.
Oh, God.
We have three samples.
For this.
Oh, my God.
That's so annoying.
I thought we were going to get like.
Ooh.
Okay.
Ooh.
First up.
Again, this is not an ad.
This is the Lindor Milk Chocolate Truffle Bar.
Oh.
Should we try?
Yeah.
Mook bong.
No, they hate when we eat on the podcast. Put it down. Put it down, Claude. We'll do this bar. Oh. Should we try? Yeah, mukbang. No, they hate when we eat on the podcast.
Put it down.
Put it down, Claude.
We'll do this later.
Okay, but also the show, we were about to be done.
Double chocolate milk chocolate truffles.
We're about to be done.
Are you telling me to stop?
I'm telling you to stop, I think.
Yeah.
I'm just like.
Not to be a bitch, that inside of that box like smells like duty.
So like I don't know how the chocolate's going to taste, but it smells like the the box has been sitting in the cardboard like wet i feel
like i'm about to smoke a cigar these smell fine i'm definitely eating this this is what people do
before they have cigar literally theo don't eat it okay well that was gonna be a wrap on beverly
hills anyway anything else you watch i'm still watching watching Made. It's very, very good, but it's very pit-inducing.
And I'm realizing I'm only going to be watching it while the sun is out.
Oh, shows like that can give you trauma.
But it's not even that traumatic or graphic or anything.
It's just like a lot to sit with.
Yeah.
So also, thank you to Lindt for finally getting Theo back over to Claudia's couch.
Yes.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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