The Toast - S4 Ep180: Blended 2: Kravis: Monday, October 18th, 2021

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

Impeachment Recap Younger Recap Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are engaged (Page Six) Lala Kent removes Randall Emmett from Instagram, sparks breakup rumors (Page Six) Olivia Jade Gia...nnulli Slams Rumor She's 'Hooking Up' With 'Dancing With the Stars' Partner Val Chmerkovskiy (US Weekly) Oprah Winfrey to interview Adele in 'One Night Only' concert special (Page Six) The Beatles have an official TikTok now - and you can use their music (NY Post) Real Housewives of Potomac Recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everybody had a splendid, refreshing, and truly glorious weekend. And if you didn't, that's too bad because it's Monday and we've got to get back to work. We've got to get back to work. I'm sorry to tell you guys. I don't know if you knew already, but it is Monday. And that just never gets easier to swallow. No, that's such a good point. Like, it is Monday. And some people might have not known that until we told them. And you guys know it is our job here to tell you what day of the week it is. When it is that day. When it is that day and how we're going to make it through the week.
Starting point is 00:00:29 So that's what we're here to do. We're here to make it through the week. But you know what? To get to another amazing weekend. I think that we're going to make it through this week. Let me tell you why. Just this is my guess. Okay.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I think we're all still riding high off the announcement of my tour. Like we all got our tickets. Some of us missed out on tickets. Some shows sold out. Like we're all freaking it's exciting you know our blood is pumping tickets available at girlontheirjob.com slash tour tomorrow we have a big merch launch like we have our insanely gorgeous insanely gorgeous claudia is wearing the reissued tmt sorority sweatshirt so last week i wore the old one that i've had for three years this is the new one so you can see how it's pig, how it's not been torn apart by the
Starting point is 00:01:08 washing machine yet, how it's so stunning. The pink is so pleany. It's everything of the sort. You need it for fall. I actually read the cutest comment yesterday. Someone commented on our picture where I was wearing that sweatshirt. She said she found that sweatshirt at Goodwill. And so she Googled the morning toast and now she's a toaster don't you just love to see it don't you i'm assuming she's toaster because she commented but don't you love to see that you know literally that is such a crazy story right who the fuck sent our sweatshirt to goodwill i don't know but it's free marketing thank you okay anyways i am wearing this new sweatshirt that says toasty it's perfect for fall so cozy as champagne glasses on the arms.
Starting point is 00:01:47 It comes with matching shorts, but since I'm a big pregnant lady. And it's freezing. Those shorts were just not happening for me today. And mostly because, not because the shorts don't fit. They fit totally fine. It's just because I can't be bothered to shave my legs, so. It's also really cold. Like, you would be insane if you wore shorts today.
Starting point is 00:02:02 No shorts for me, but the set is so cute. It's perfect really cold. Like, you would be insane if you wore shorts today. No shorts for me, but the set is so cute. It's perfect for winter, like, just for a cozy fall vibe. You need it. We're also launching homeware, glassware, and iPhone accessories. What size is your iPhone? We're 13. So we've got all the sizes, you guys. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:02:20 This is the sorority sweatshirt, but in a case. And then we've got this tumbler that I've been secretly, not so subtly using for like the last six months. And I'm just obsessed. So we're finally selling these on Tuesday. Everything is dropping at shopmorningtoast.com. We, Jackie, you wore the, one of our new crewnecks on Friday. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:38 And it's sickening. Oh, Thursday, Thursday. Yeah. And then tomorrow, the everything drops and we'll be wearing more things. Also, we have two crop t-shirts dropping that are so cute, because, you know, sometimes you just need a t-shirt. I actually need it. I don't own, like, t-shirts, period.
Starting point is 00:02:53 I'm always wearing, like, a sweater. So I'm very much looking forward to incorporating these t-shirts into my wardrobe. They're, like, the perfect, they say TMT in, like, the sorority letters on it. They're just, like, perfect to wear under a blazer or something. You know, you just need a t-shirt. Well, what I was going to say is like, yes, we are launching two t-shirts, but unfortunately both of the hosts refused to model them because they're cropped. I'm going to wear it tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I just forgot to take it home with me. I'm cool with the crop. I could be bumping. Well, have you, well, you've never seen Friends, but towards the end of Rachel's pregnancy, she's pregnant for like literally six years, she starts walking around in a crop top. Cute. Yeah. I mean, Kylie's doing it. That's true. They're literally six years, she starts walking around in a crop top. Cute.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Yeah. I mean, Kylie's doing it. That's true. They're not that crop. They're like to the belly button. Yeah. So that's really exciting. They drop at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:03:34 ShopMorningToast.com. As always, you know, there is, we have a lot of quantity, but it is a limited lot of quantity. So if you want something and you know that you want it, I would hop on early to make sure that you get it. Set an alarm. Yeah. 10 a.m. Eastern time. ShopMorningToast.com. And then continuing on with our exciting week of exciting tings, Wednesday we'll be in studio, we'll be being fabulous. But what you might not realize is that that is my last show of the week. And don't worry, I'm not leaving you guys like I did because I already just took a week off. But you know. She forgot to put in for PTO. I forgot to put in for PTO because I don't know if anyone
Starting point is 00:04:07 else is struggling with like so many weddings like I don't know how I'm supposed to organize my calendar and like have a job when it's literally wedding wedding wedding bridal shower bachelorette like all this COVID backup I'm sorry I did drop the ball but you know what the toasters have ultimately benefit so Wednesday will be my last show. I'm going to Rome. But Thursday, Friday, and Monday, Ben is going to be filling in for me in studio. So it'll be fun and exciting. Like, Ben, yes. So we're really like definitely going to make it through this week. I've never been more sure. I guess when you think about it that way, it makes the week a little bit more exciting, more palatable from the vantage point of this Monday, you know?
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yeah. Because it's a Monday. Monday was such a nice, cozy weekend. It's just gorgeous. Waking up this morning, it was like still one of those like cozy, it's getting darker like later into the morning and you just don't want to get out of bed. But I had a really great relaxing weekend. So I'm here.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I'm feeling as good as can be on Monday. Of course. I mean, I had a hectic fucking morning. I literally rolled over and it was 9.52. And I ran screaming. I'm feeling as good as can be on a Monday. Of course. I mean, I had a hectic fucking morning. I literally rolled over and it was 9.52. And I ran screaming. That's crazy. I ran screaming. I'm like, Ben, why the fuck did you wake me up? He was just sitting in the living room.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Yeah. I was like, oh, I thought you were doing your makeup. Like, check. And you know what? Now that I think about it. It's Ben's fault. Obviously. Whose fault is it going to be?
Starting point is 00:05:21 Mine? Theo's. The thing is, and what I really thought about I used to oversleep all the time like for like college and just like life but I don't think I've really overslept once in the couple years we've been doing the show. No I think that you have but it's never been like so bad that like you missed the show or something like you know it's never been after 10 30 but oh no of course not there's been like and I I have also like sometimes I miss my alarm and you get here on time but you're just
Starting point is 00:05:51 like chaotic no I literally was asleep not even 30 minutes ago like I'm a zombie that's really crazy and that feeling when you're like you roll over and me it said 9 52 and your whole body just like shakes it's the worst thing in the world and that feeling felt so foreign to me like I really haven't done that in years you needed the sleep I'm glad you got your z's a hundred percent I needed to sleep as opposed to like my husband's alarm going off when it was still dark out and I know he didn't get up when it was like what you just set alarms for the middle of the night that's what you're doing these days it was just fucking with my REM cycle not cool disgusting and Disgusting. And like think about Brew. What if Brew heard that?
Starting point is 00:06:28 His whole day is ruined. So obviously we have an amazing show for you guys. Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City. We're on and we're going to recap it at the end. But I did want to say I too had a relaxing weekend. I watched Impeachment. Okay. I am going to file a motion.
Starting point is 00:06:40 I'm not going to spoil anything. Nope. That's not the motion. I'm filing a motion to move all TV recaps to the end of the show for people who haven't watched yet, aren't going to watch, don't care, spoiler alerts, etc. To be honest, you read a couple podcast reviews and you've been acting so different and honestly, no, I'm not giving in. I'm not. No, but it makes sense. Some people don't want to hear about impeachment no the thing is like the stuff that we put in the tv recap is very much reality based and I think
Starting point is 00:07:09 like the scripted part of the show is always at the beginning and I think it's fine okay I just I saw that comment and it made sense to me and I'm saying like we must stop living for the comments like we have to live for ourselves we're not living for the comments but I I don't believe in like reading all comments and just dismissing them all as negative and unconstructive. No, by the way, for sure. I take. But I don't think that like, okay, maybe you would prefer it this way, but it's not like
Starting point is 00:07:32 destructive to the show for me to talk about impeachment now versus in 40 minutes. No, it's not. But like I also watched Younger this weekend. I would like to talk about it. Great. But there is a TV segment in which we can talk about it. That TV segment is like so already built out. Do you know what I mean? And like usually by the time we're done recapping
Starting point is 00:07:51 Housewives like we don't even want to talk about the thing we wanted to talk about at the beginning. We're just like oh yeah like I watched impeachment. It was great. Like you know. Okay I mean you guys will obviously weigh in here and let us know what you think. Today you can have it your way. I just don't. I think you really need to stop reading podcasts. I don't read them that often. No, you read them once and everything changed. Like we couldn't sing anymore, our loud songs. We had to move the TV recap to the back. Like there was something else too. Like who cares? Like this is our show. A lot of people. This is our show. A lot of people care. You're gonna, you can talk about impeachment today and you guys let us know. I think it does. It makes sense in the order of things.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I think, yes, on the surface, it makes sense. But when it comes into actually executing it, like by the end of the show, we're like mentally exhausted and like, OK, we'll just have to get through housewives. Like we're not thinking clearly at the end of the show. I think it's important for people to know that before they put their input in. OK, you guys. Well, impeachment is unbelievably good good it's so annoying because there's six episodes out and there's going to be 10 total so like me and ben were so into it and
Starting point is 00:08:50 then we were like what so that was frustrating now i have two things to say while i do think beanie felt scene did a great job i do not think it was the role for her like she's first of all she doesn't really look like Monica. She just has bangs. And everyone else looks exactly like the Linda Tripp. I had to look up what Linda Tripp looked like. Sarah Paulson is incredibly talented. One, because she looks just like Linda Tripp.
Starting point is 00:09:17 And two, I didn't know Linda Tripp personally. I don't know anything about her. But if she is like what Sarah Paulson made her out to be, she's the most annoying human being on the fucking planet. Well, Sarah Paulson made her out to be like she's the most annoying human being on the fucking planet Sarah Paulson really has that effect on her characters 100% Marsha perfect for it yeah yes she plays like hateable figures or is she just hateable good question we don't know um also what's so crazy is like I honestly know very very little about the Monica Lewinsky thing because it was when I was three years old yeah so for me I feel like I'm watching like a totally fictional series and it's like I'm like
Starting point is 00:09:49 what's gonna happen next even though most people probably know what happens next like I know literally nothing like I don't even know about that guy like in the Clinton administration like killed himself like I didn't know any of this so it's all just like it's all really happening for me but what's so crazy is like it really wasn't that long ago so so many of the people who they meet when they're traversing around DC like still still working, like Jake Tapper was like, you know, some guy she met at a bar. Like there's so many people who are like, we still know they're like famous in politics and like, they're literally in the show. So that's just like crazy. Cause it feels so far away, but it's like not at all. Yeah. Um, so yes, I was actually very curious,
Starting point is 00:10:22 like whose story are we telling? You know, is this Monica's story? Is it Linda Tripp's story? Is it Bill's story? Like whose story is it? And so I did. It's Monica's story. So I did see that Monica was involved with Ryan Murphy. Like I just wanted to know.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I'm sure, you know, everyone perceived, experienced the thing differently, like the scandal. So who's, and we're taking Monica's side. And honestly, like justice for fucking Monica. It so sad like it's okay whatever the only other problem I had with the show I don't know I'm complaining a lot but I did actually really like it is um Bill Clinton is like butt ugly like no one can deny that in real life oh my god I don't know who the man is who's playing him but like, like, he is handsome. And he's doing the whole job, like, a little too well. Because I'm like, yes, Bill. And, like, Bill Clinton is not hot.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Okay, Bill Clinton today. No, even when he was president. Oh, you looked up pictures when he was president? Of course. And he wasn't, like, you know, gorgeous. But he was, he wasn't, like, heinous. But he wasn't gorgeous. And this guy who's playing him, oh my God, he's so hot.
Starting point is 00:11:27 And he's like so presidential, you know? Yeah. So I do feel like that's factually inaccurate. And I just like my shows to be more accurate historically. And also like where is Hillary? Like Edie Falco plays Hillary. She's in one scene in the bathroom in the first episode. She doesn't say one word.
Starting point is 00:11:42 She just washes her hands and walks out. And then literally like last night's episode, she was like sleeping in the bed and we didn't see her. Like, where's Hillary? I mean, that kind of tracks. She wasn't. Yeah. No, I'm sure that like this is a big stain on her life.
Starting point is 00:11:58 That's true. And I'm sure the people who are writing the show would like to keep her out of it. Yeah. Well, she's there. And Edie Falco looks just like her. Yeah. Like crazy like her. Or maybe she pops up in the last four episodes.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I have them all recorded. Like I don't want to experience what you experience. I want to watch all 10. Even though I feel like it might be a lot to watch all at once. Like I remember when I watched the last American Crime Story, OJ Simpson, and I watched every week. But it felt like the whole country was watching every week. So, you know, that was a fun activity for all of us. It was just like a lot to digest every week. But it felt like the whole country was watching every week. So, you know, that was a fun activity for all of us.
Starting point is 00:12:25 It was just like a lot to digest every week. And you kind of needed the week to sit with it. Like you couldn't just like bang them out. No, I watched OJ in one sitting. It was an unbelievable show. I don't think that you did because we watched it at the same time. I didn't watch it episodically at all. I think I maybe started watching when like the second to last episode premiered.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Interesting. I hate watching things weekly watching when like the second to last episode premiered. Interesting. I hate watching things weekly. Like it just, it grinds my gears. So the fact that I have now a whole month left of impeachment. Yeah. It's disgusting. Yeah. No, I won't make that mistake.
Starting point is 00:12:54 It's a mistake for sure. But then what happens is I'm like, okay, I'll wait for it to be done. And then I never watch it. Oh, of course. Yeah. So if you weren't talking about it, I could see myself not watching impeachment, but I do want to watch it because again we were two and four years old so I have no anything we don't know anything it was it's really good yeah you know Ryan Murphy is just
Starting point is 00:13:14 great yeah um and you watch younger I did watch you want to save it for the end or you want to talk about it now because you you could choose you want to script it in the beginning unscripted at the end. Okay. I watched Younger because I always used to watch and then I remember I started the second to last season a year ago and it was far too dumb and I was like,
Starting point is 00:13:33 I can't watch this and I guess, you know, the bar is lower because I enjoyed it immensely. Things have changed. Things have changed, yeah. Emily in Paris has come out, so. No, like the bar has just been lowered
Starting point is 00:13:43 and it was enjoyable. It's a cute show like and there are some really funny moments like there were some times I was laughing out loud and I love like Debbie Mazar and Lauren's character and Diana Trout even though she's not in the last season. What the fuck was that? They bumped up Lauren. Yes. And they gave her all of Diana's scenes. But still. So it made it okay, but still, like, justice for Diana Trout. Did she get a better job? Maybe she just, like, couldn't work because of COVID. Like, it was a very COVID.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Oh, yeah. Zayn broke up with her over FaceTime, never to be heard from again. Like, I was just like, okay, COVID. And also, it was sad to watch this last season because, like, the world, they didn't, you know, address COVID at all. The world that they're living in, the New York that they're living in doesn't exist. Like, these fabulous people going into offices just like having lunch you know jumping on the subway to get here oh let me come see your gallery in the middle like nobody does
Starting point is 00:14:32 that shit anymore like it's just an unfabulous city and so it was a little bittersweet to be watching it because it was like damn those were the days um and I enjoyed it like still some of the shit that they do on that show, like Kelsey should have been fired 20 times over. Same for Liza. Like when Kelsey sent her spoiler alert tits to her Instagram story, like when they just got funding from an investment group in Chicago who she all told them to follow her on social media.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Like, I'm sorry. Yeah. Fired. Fired. She didn't even get fired though. She just got demoted. And so she was like, fired. Fired. She didn't even get fired, though. She just got demoted. And so she was like, I've lost everything. And it's like, no, you...
Starting point is 00:15:09 You should have. No, like, you still have your job. Like, that's way more than most people got. I guess it's like Jeffrey Toobin, like, just got suspended for showing his wiener. But the thing is, is, like, with that show is the... Like, sorry, I'm literally, like, having a brain fart oh my god I didn't even know what I was gonna say oh my god yeah so I just really felt like she was just it's so it was crazy to me that she's in publisher to begin with like of course like it's just so stupid yeah okay that's
Starting point is 00:15:43 what I was gonna say like you can only like go along with something being so stupid for so long until it becomes glaringly obvious like how unrealistic a certain setting is so so unrealistic like I just there were so many things that were just like bothering me but on the whole it's and also like now that I'm a reader actually the last time I watched younger I wasn't it was pre-reading pre-kindle so now that I'm a reader I'm like immensely interested in like the publishing aspect and it's like all they would publish is like this this famous person's writing a book like what about the all the other books that aren't like celebrity memoirs you know what I mean like you're right like only ever took meetings with like already famous people well that was the point of incubator
Starting point is 00:16:23 yeah no and that and i appreciated the incubator and i thought that was really good idea and it was like patreon and like then i'm like okay this show hits it on the head right like they get the current digital climate yes so that like so things like that are redeeming the episode with fupa the um she was like fake greta thunberg oh my god that was so fucking funny it was so funny so like there were so many moments where I was genuinely laughing out loud and then there was others just that are just so cringe yeah and the fact that in the end spoiler alert Liza ends up with Josh I mean I'm a chisestan to the end. And they were so close. And I just, I disagree.
Starting point is 00:17:09 My God, she was pissing me off so fucking much at the end. Like, after all Charles did for you, like, all he wanted to do was get married. Like, he's not asking you for the craziest thing. Like, just fucking marry the man. Yeah. No, it's, it was really infuriating. I'm sorry to say. Like, that was really rough.
Starting point is 00:17:24 It's like Carrie ending up up with aiden and the fact that debbie mazar maggie i can never remember her character i'm just like debbie the fact that she like ends up with the woman who canceled her um heather mooney from real house from romeo and michelle yeah yeah oh my god she invented the quick burning paper i didn't even realize that but like that she's falling in love with the woman who canceled her. I'm just. It was so thrown together at the end. Like.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Yeah. I, it was not thoughtful in any way. No, but it was still, it was good for like a COVID ending. I feel like we got everything. I didn't feel like we missed out on anything other than like Zane and Kelsey. Yeah. And like the fact, the fact that Kelsey was living in a two-bedroom apartment with three people total and a baby while she was publisher of empirical press um no yeah no yeah
Starting point is 00:18:17 no no no and then when she finally is like you know what I'm gonna move out I've been saving up and she still won't just like move into a fucking rental there's a million in the city she has to like move into this building that this guy she's been dating for two weeks owns like that's the worst idea I've ever heard like you have terrible judgment I mean I literally watched your show so long ago like I don't even remember everything you're talking about so she like remember she starts dating Claire's ex yeah he's a real estate developer so when she needs to leave the apartment because Claire got mad at her for dating her ex she moves into the model apartment in his building it's like get your own fucking apartment you were a publisher that's like being fucking Anna Wintour and living with three roommates yeah totally higher than that because she's not even head of Condé Nast totally I'm so like I'm sorry so that's
Starting point is 00:19:01 that's how I feel so like it's over and it was a good show I know and you know what I spent all day Saturday and Friday night watching it and it was like exactly what I needed it was always like a fun stupid light show like yeah it was just what the doctor ordered so that was fun then I finished the book I was reading Party Crasher by Sophie Kinsella you know she's my favorite author it was my least favorite Sophie Kinsella book. There has to be one. Just the protagonist was just like not my kind of girl. Okay. She was not like other girls, but not in the same way as us.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Oh. Yeah. Eek. And then I started a new book yesterday called This Tender Land by William Kent Kruger. It's like a very, it's a novel. You know, Dana, it's a Dana's Choice recommendation. She said it was like the best book ever. So, and so many redheads did too. So I'm like 40% of the way and it is really good, but it's, it's a lot. So that's been nice. It was a good content week.
Starting point is 00:19:56 And for me, considering I feel like I've had a few failed, like honestly, like a failed month. Outlander. Outlander. And I'm not going back to Outlander, you guys, because I took a little break and then I realized I didn't miss it and I didn't miss the way that it made me feel yeah and I was planning on starting Made this weekend but from what I'm hearing it's like so emotionally triggering like I actually don't I'm in a good headspace like I don't really want to bring myself to that level wait okay I watched Made and I finished it and it was a lot and as I said it was very intense it's a lot to sit with I preferred to watch it when the sun was out because it was just too much when the sun went down I enjoyed it immensely I thought it was it's a true story which always I think makes it a better story
Starting point is 00:20:33 and I would I would recommend it it was productive viewing Margaret Qualley such a star and that way if you watch it I wouldn't have to to always be convincing you of her star power. And she stars in it with Andy McDougal, who is her mom. They play mother and daughter. McDowell. Yeah, yeah. They play mother and daughter in the show. And they're mother and daughter in real life.
Starting point is 00:20:56 And they're both fantastic actresses. So that was just like an acting nugget of cuteness. I love having little nuggets, like things that you know. Yeah. I just don't think I can do it. I'm like having little like nuggets like things that you know. Yeah. I just don't think I can do it. Like I'm finally in like a positive headspace.
Starting point is 00:21:09 It's fall. Like why would I do that? Okay. So you could wait but it was it's really really good really well done and I would recommend it.
Starting point is 00:21:17 But just like I was watching like two episodes today. It's not something like that's so bingey. Yeah. Because the episodes are like fucking movies.
Starting point is 00:21:23 They're an hour. Impeachment. They're all like an hour. It's crazy. They're making like binge, yeah. Because the episodes are like fucking movies. They're an hour. Impeachment, they're all like an hour. It's crazy. They're making like movies. No, I felt the same way about Downton Abbey since like every scene
Starting point is 00:21:31 was like filled with so much dialogue and sets and outfits. I'm like, this is an hour, like sometimes an hour 15, hour 30 minute episode. I'm like, you're just making movies.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah, no. For Maida, I was like, I've watched 10 movies. Right. Crazy. Yeah. Okay, and that's, I was like, I've watched 10 movies. Right. Crazy. Yeah. Okay. And that's the content. The scripted content. The scripted. Stay tuned for the unscripted coming at you soon. Don't get it twisted. I mean, Kravis is engaged. Like, we just have
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Starting point is 00:24:04 okay, they've been together since the beginning of the year. Like, not that long. But it does feel like this, like, kismet, astrological, like, soulmate thing. So I don't feel like it's too soon. I really don't. Like, I feel like they've known each other forever. He's been on the Kardashians, like, a couple times in the last, like, ten years. I think that the timing is fine.
Starting point is 00:24:21 I think the timing is fine. They've been dating about nine months. And I think, you know, if this were were my friend I would say maybe that's fast but like for Courtney is so not a hasty person like she was dating Scott for 20 years and still wasn't ready like I think she knows herself well enough to know when she's ready and that she's ready I agree so even though I was when I first saw they were engaged I was like how long has it been a year but I have complete and utter faith in these two and their relationship like it's yes it's very filled with lust but they also have a blended family and they're it's so much deeper than just like the Instagram pics that they post that's true and so I believe I think this is so
Starting point is 00:25:02 beautiful and I think the fact that like Courtneyourtney is so down and for this one, like we just assumed she wasn't like a marriage girl. Forever. But no, it's just she was a Travis girl. Right. And you know what's so weird? Because there's been so many Kardashian relationships and weddings. Kourtney's never been married.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Like when you think of like Hollywood, you think someone getting married, it seems like, oh yeah, whatever. Like this is Travis's third marriage. Like, but for Kourtney, like, she's never done it. So, like, it seems so real. But, yeah, that's how you, like, you know even more so that it's real and that you can just, you can go with Kourtney on this one. So then the second element worth discussing is the Scott of it all. Because Scott was very much wanting to marry Kourtney, as we saw many times on the show.
Starting point is 00:25:43 And she very firmly said like I don't want to get married maybe I don't want to get married to you or I don't want to get married period but everyone is now like where's Scott yeah I mean and also because I just for a number of reasons one a year ago she was saying to him like you need to do these things and if you do like if you do them we can be together and he didn't do them so like I can't feel that bad for him I need to know what those things are before I die yeah I like I absolutely 100% 100% to like knowing that him and Sophia didn't work out because he was always you know had one foot at Courtney's house and now Sophia's in like a really serious relationship she like moved in with her boyfriend they bought a house
Starting point is 00:26:19 together and it's like where does this leave Scott and he doesn't even have Amelia to ring up in this time of need well you know what like maybe this could be a moment for him to be like maybe I should stop dating children maybe that's why it hasn't worked out yeah so of course like I and I'm I do like Scott so you know I hope he's okay and I think he's fine because he was at SNL last week I'm sure someone gave him the heads up that this was happening well so yes that's the third thing I wanted to talk about do you feel like this is so kind of out of character for Courtney like such a public moment first of all like on a public beach like people it got blown up on social media before they even got to post about it so public so big so grand and then like filming for the show
Starting point is 00:27:00 filming the the dinner I felt like it was kind of out of character for Courtney who you know her boundaries yes but I just feel like when you're like Courtney I believe is so happy like circle is complete for her she's feeling amazing so like sometimes your walls come down a little bit and maybe in those times when she had them up so high it was because like she was wanting to keep people out she had stuff that she didn't want to share it's very personal but like in her joy I think she's just like sure sure it's just different and I think even though this like seems so big for us you know it's not Kanye proposing at the no at the stadium like even though at the stadium that was still more private yeah but no but it's just like a beautiful beach side at their favorite hotel proposal on like the day they got
Starting point is 00:27:44 back from New York so she probably wasn't expecting it like she might have been in her airplane clothes and I think it was just natural which she is a natural girly so I saw a lot of people online saying this and I agree with that more than your gorgeous theory um that they might have been engaged in that kind of private real moment um and then with this new show that I'm sure is paying them much more, Courtney has to participate. Then they decided to kind of give a moment for the show, but their initial engagement was probably like a more personal private moment.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Okay. That's what I think. Okay. I mean, even still, if it was like a different Courtney, she wouldn't give it to the show. And she might've even been like, I think family might've even been like, okay know you're we're not going to film your proposal like that's fine we'll talk about engagement tomorrow well I actually think that with this
Starting point is 00:28:34 new Hulu deal I do think the dynamic probably has shifted quite a bit because with the e-show it was like this burden where they weren't making that much money from it so like no one wanted to go out of their way to do it with this brand new hulu deal i'm sure they're making 10 times more what they were making that would mean that they're making a billion dollars for 10 seasons is it 10 is it a 10 season deal no that's what i'm saying the original deal was 10 seasons so i'm sure what they probably made signed on for one maybe two i think that what they're getting paid per episode is probably literally 10 times more what they were getting paid on A. So everyone kind of got their shit together,
Starting point is 00:29:08 especially Courtney. Like, if you want to accept that deal, we're going to split the money with you. Like, you got to work. Right, but then when you think about it that way, to me, that seems like the antithesis of Courtney. Like, thinking about her relationship in terms of, like, what the show is paying her.
Starting point is 00:29:23 I think they're just too separate. No, not her relationship. Yeah, no, like, you got to work. So, like, she's selling her relationship to the show. No show is paying her. I think they're just. No not her relationship. Yeah no like. You gotta work. So like she's selling her relationship. To the show. No but that's why I'm saying. I think she had a private one first.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Because they're paying more. If she had a private one first. And then this like kind of. Out of character. Very public thing. Was like for the show. I don't know. I.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I think it's just. You know. They're in love. And they're not looking around. Like and. It is what it is. And it's. It's beneficial for everyone. That it're in love and they're not looking around. Like, and it is what it is. And it's beneficial for everyone that it's filmed. And because she's happy, like, she's letting us into her life.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I think, I believe my theory. Well, it's not my theory. I saw it on the internet. But I think that there was probably. Because when I saw it, I'm like, there's no way. Because it's like, it's so public. But I guess their relationship also has been so public this far like so much PDA like they really have been like just very public doing their thing and the thought of
Starting point is 00:30:12 them like faking a second proposal is so not Courtney to me well honestly if that's the case it makes me love Kravis like yes you know that the show is important you're prioritizing your work maybe Courtney can you maybe Courtney will learn from that you know so I I don't know I kind of hope because that is like yes Kravis like be a stage mom let's go yeah Kravis Travis sorry okay I'm like the both of them yeah no um yeah no I think it's all so beautiful the ring is so stunning and that's like another thing I could have seen Courtney with just like a black yeah heart yeah totally like a tattoo ring right but like she's just going full fairy tale and this is what she's been waiting for. So it kind of tracks, like just, it just was never right before, you know? But now we're seeing a whole new woman, a woman in love, really. No, she has had the
Starting point is 00:30:56 most twisted dating history. Like, didn't she like date Justin Bieber for a minute? Like, she has finally landed where she was meant to land and you just love to see it. Yeah. So this is very exciting. Of course, can't wait for the show to come out. It's going to be like a year.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I know they all, but Kim did say, I forget what show she was on. She gave very little insight, but she did say like, they're going to have a much faster turnaround time on this show. Like how we're always complaining, how we're watching things on the Kardashians that happened a year ago like
Starting point is 00:31:26 we're on to a new scandal like that's so true and also like when you think about the D'Amelio show which is also on Hulu it was like just a few months in between right so that's really exciting that is very exciting you could never yeah okay well mazel tov to Kravis I look forward like Kourtney is a bride she'll definitely wear a black wedding dress. Totally. Like, the fact that she was wearing, like, full black, like, her engagement is iconic. She didn't even take her sunglasses off.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Good. No, but, like, look. That's a little extreme. You gotta do what you gotta do. I can't wait to see the photographer pictures. Yeah. Anyways, I really liked how they did it. They just got engaged like normal people,
Starting point is 00:32:04 and it's beautiful. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are like quaking because like they're like well we have to be the better emo couple like they're gonna get engaged in like a month you think so totally Shanna Mochler like posted something on her stories like like that she needed a break or something like sad because you know all of her kids are now like posting like, Courtney, we love you. Like, that sucks. Oh, okay. I thought for a second Shanna Mochler was. Sharna Burgess.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Sharna Burgess. Jackie, me too. I get them so confused. That's really confusing. Because it's like the same thing with Megan and Brian Austin Green. Okay. I just, I can't. So she posted.
Starting point is 00:32:42 My brain can only retain so much. All the kids, Landon and Alabama, Travis's and Shauna. Shauna? No. Shauna. Shauna. Mochler. Shauna Mochler. Their kids were there, like, with the Kardashians,
Starting point is 00:32:56 posting, like, we're so happy for you. Like, if I was Shauna Mochler, like, I would need a break, too. Yeah, that's really just, like, the worst case scenario. You know, your ex is marrying the most famous woman in the most famous family your kids love her love their kids they're gonna like move in together blended blended now are you glad that you watched Courtney she you know she was like always starting those like really cute movie nights in her backyard like she needs to have a family screening of blended I know but it already seems like they are blended they could star in the sequel
Starting point is 00:33:25 wow okay it pains me but we have to move on to our next story which is some the opposite of happy couple news but it's bad couple speculation okay okay lala can't i love when you go into denial mode like for your favorite couples no but i'll tell you why i'm holding out. I'll tell you why. Lala Kent removes Randall Emmett from Instagram, sparks breakup rumors. Lala Kent has fans wondering whether she and fiancé Randall have split after she either deleted or archived all the photos she had of him from her Instagram. The Vanderpump World star also posted a video to her Instagram story
Starting point is 00:33:59 of two male friends walking through a hotel, one rolling a suitcase and the other pushing her baby Ocean, set to the extremely telling song sorry by Beyonce so also there are some rumors floating that like Randall was spotted with some ladies in a hotel and an elevator on multiple occasions so are Lala and Randall separated the only thing I want to say is in the past Lala has deleted all pictures of Randall from her Instagram. She's done it once, maybe even twice,
Starting point is 00:34:28 like where it's like, are they broken up? What happened? And she says like, it's not, has nothing to do with their actual relationship. She just sort of gets like
Starting point is 00:34:34 spooked about just like having it all over social media. So I just- Okay, but there's also a lot of other things going on here. So I don't really see- What's a lot of other?
Starting point is 00:34:43 The literal photos of Randall like walking through the lobby. You walking through the lobby yeah walking through the lobby of hotel with like two blonde girls and the video of her of lala checking into a hotel like there's more here okay well she's at like beverly hills hotel so maybe she has a photo shoot just gonna set that one aside you saw photos of randall two of him walking through a hotel lobby was he holding hands no but he got into an elevator with the girl with one girl yeah and then i think in the other one there was two girls you don't know that they were just strangers passing in the night they weren't they weren't wearing masks so like they were in the elevator together so if they're vaccinated no but like if you're in the elevator with strangers
Starting point is 00:35:21 like that's when you put your masks on. Maybe not for them. Maybe in New York. Did I only want. But there's something going on here. I think there's just a path here to where, you know, there's not much going on. I don't think they're going to break up, but I do think there's something going on. They can't break up. What about Ocean? I know.
Starting point is 00:35:39 But, like, why can't Randall just keep it in his pants? But we don't know that he didn't. I'm choosing to believe that he did. Can you show me the pictures? Where did you see them? Oh, my God. Okay. I just need to see his pants. But we don't know that he didn't. I'm choosing to believe that he did. Can you show me the pictures? Where did you see them? Oh my God. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:47 I just need to see for myself. Okay. I mean, it's going to take me a minute. Hang on. Okay. This is just not the news you want to hear this morning. Especially as the show is airing. Because then it's like we can't even enjoy the show knowing what's coming.
Starting point is 00:36:07 I think it was on Reddit. Oh, it's okay. If you can't find it, I'll find them later. I can send it to you later. But I didn't see them like floating around crazily. You can show me later.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Okay. I mean, this is obviously sad because they're a couple we stan, but I just don't think it's beneficial for anyone for us to just be in denial yeah okay this is what she said the last time she deleted all the pictures of him this makes more sense than what I said in a moment of feeling protective angry and impulsive I deleted every photo of him including the moment we got engaged I felt
Starting point is 00:36:37 like what people were saying was so unfair and I'm the one that put him out there like that okay okay this could be applied to this situation too people are saying unfair things about him and she's the one who put him out there like that people are saying unfair things about him because she deleted the pictures so she this was the catalyst so make it make sense people are saying unfair things about him because of the pictures that were seen in Nashville and so maybe it's just like I don't know honestly I feel like the pictures of her I don't know if it's Nashville don't don't quote me on that um I think the pictures of him in the just like I don't know honestly I feel like the pictures of her I don't know if it's national don't don't quote me on that um I think the pictures of him in the lobby like I always saw
Starting point is 00:37:08 them after she deleted all the pictures because she made this whole kerfuffle damn okay I mean obviously I don't want it to be true either yeah but like let's live in reality for a moment yeah I just can't fathom it being true right now. I know. They just had a child. They seem so rock solid. They're so strong on the show. I read her book. Like they're so simpatico. Erotico. And so it's just hard
Starting point is 00:37:36 to swallow. I'm going to hold out hope. You know me. Because I don't give up on my ships that easily. You don't. I will not let this ship go down without a fight. This is literally you. I will go down with this ship. That is me. I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my bones. I'm in love and always will be. That is literally you. That is literally me.
Starting point is 00:38:09 And for the ships that I, there's a, I don't do it for every ship. But for this one, I will go down with the ship. And I also realize that my argument is losing steam. I do realize that. Okay. No, I mean. The ship is sinking faster and faster. We've hit a nice point. Now we have like switch faster and faster but let's just we've hit a nice
Starting point is 00:38:25 now we've like switched spots like let's just wait and see what happens you see how you know no i mean nothing is definitive but also something happened i was the one who first said when courtney and travis got together they're probably just business partners like right maybe i don't have a good read on these things you think everyone's going into business together except wait the weekend and Angelina Jolie it came out that he's now like a UN um like working with the UN or something which is like so Angelina wait it's very possible they were in business together and that they weren't dating that's amazing yeah that's one point for me but still I lost Kravis. Irina and Kanye are in business together. J-Lo and Ben Affleck
Starting point is 00:39:08 are in business together. Honestly, Jerry's still out there. Oh, totally. No, no, no,
Starting point is 00:39:12 but I really thought they were like working on a male skincare line. Right. Called him. Right. Um, so,
Starting point is 00:39:20 you know, maybe you don't, maybe you don't follow me on this one, but I have to be able to sleep at night. Of course, of course, of course. I totally understand. I just am going to...
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Starting point is 00:41:08 yeah you've got it how was the chili so good and I made it bad okay and I have leftover and I put a picture of my chili like up on my story and I put like a weird filter on it so I can make my house look moody and everyone was like ew your chili looks gross and I'm like shut the fuck up bitch first of all it's delicious and second of all get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here and you know what chili is an unphotogenic meal sorry and you know what the worse it looks probably the better it tastes so don't pay the haters any mind I will not I'm glad you enjoyed Ben's home and I'm like panicking he's gonna eat the leftover chili before I can get home to it like oh wow wrap up the show okay that would explain why you didn't bring me any. I actually cooked a little something last night I made my own Caesar dressing salad dressing
Starting point is 00:41:52 without eggs because you know most Caesar dressings have raw eggs so you can't have it when you're pregnant. Oh no I didn't know that. But I had ordered Hillstone and they have an eggless Caesar dressing so I put it in the fridge because I was like this is a good dressing I'll make a salad. Dressing disappears. What? Yeah yeah but I already put it in the fridge because I was like, this is a good dressing. I'll make a salad. Dressing disappears. What? Yeah, yeah. But I already had it in my head that I was going to make a salad.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Who the fuck? Blaine Brew. For sure. So I wound up making my own dressing, which I just feel like is such a... Mom thing to do? It's such like a level, like a level up in life.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I agree. It's like you get older, you settle down. You settle down. You make your own dressing. You make your own dressing. And it was really good. So now I have some in the fridge and I'll be using my own dressings. How exciting.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Yeah. So that's a fun fact about me. Okay. This next story. Speaking about jumping to conclusions. Because this really bothered me. Olivia J.G. Newley is slamming a rumor that she's hooking up with Dancing with the Stars partner.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Partner. I was going to say pal. Because his name is Val. Cherms Copstein. Pal Val. Pal. Her pal. Val.
Starting point is 00:42:52 So not here for the drama. Olivia Jade clapped back after a TikTok user. You know what? Can I explain the story? Like I literally saw the whole thing happen in real time. Okay. Please explain. There's this girl on TikTok who gets like anonymous.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Not anonymous. Well, she gets people's like experiences. Like I met Jackie Asher at Starbucks and she slapped me in the face. But she then goes on TikTok. That's funny, I don't go to Starbucks. Right. And you're more of a punger than a slapper. So and then what she'll do on TikTok is reenact them like in little skits. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:18 So it's like fun and it's like she doesn't really try to like hide the, she never says like Olivia Jade, but she'll be like, girl who pretended to row. Like she's very obvious in who she's talking about. And in the comments, she'll like the comments of people who guess right. So it's, she's not trying to, you know, be really anonymous at all. Okay. And honestly, they come up on my For You page sometimes and it's like the kind of long winded and I'm like, I can't get to the end of the story.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Like it's the longest skit ever so then I saw the Olivia Jade one and I knew immediately who she was talking about one because she didn't make it difficult to guess and two like people have been like saying oh I heard you know Olivia and Val are fucking like so and also like he said she said like his wife isn't allowed to go to his trailer right and he's the only one whose wife is like working on the show right there might be one more but like yeah it wasn't hard to go to his trailer. Right. And he's the only one whose wife is like working on the show right now. There might be one more. But like yeah. It wasn't hard to guess. Right.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Okay. So I mean it was just like silly rumor. But like everyone was quaking. And this particular girl's video blew up. And she blocked Olivia Jade. Right. So Olivia Jade like went to like duet it and be like this is just not true. She couldn't even duet it.
Starting point is 00:44:23 So she had to like put a green screen up. It was like a whole it made the editing process for Olivia Jade probably quite treacherous. Yes but she just suggested straight on and said I'm gonna be super blunt and straight up and say Val and I are not hooking up. We've never hooked up. This is a complete rumor. We are genuinely good friends and I adore his wife. And I completely believe her.
Starting point is 00:44:38 When I saw that video I was like there's no way. And it's just like it really bothers me that people just go around like saying these things and like blind items whatever and it's true unless like someone has to outright deny but then even still like it's it's floating around there like to me that video I didn't know that was the premise of this girl's account I thought that girl the way she made it seem I guess she was reading from the submitters perspective but she made it seem like she works on the set of Dancing with the Stars. She reads people's submissions. It's just one of the loseriest things I've ever encountered. Yeah. No, I mean, I love that Olivia Jade just outright was like, absolutely not. This is not a thing. Cause I'm, I think a lot of people were
Starting point is 00:45:18 thinking it like they're very, but that's all the people at Dancing with the Stars. You like literally grope your partner when the thing's over and you're waiting for the results and you're grabbing each other's tits like it's fucking you're like grinding up on each other and they're like they're looking close yeah because they're fucking grinding so I think that everyone thinks that especially Olivia Jade's like this gorgeous girl like I think that it's a natural thing to think but to put it out there like it's fact when actually it's not I agree like this age we're living in where people just kind of post things on social media with absolutely not even one morsel of research like how do you know that this girl even works at Dancing with the Stars like I do not like that and sometimes the stuff turns out to be true for sure but sometimes it's just like a flat out lie
Starting point is 00:45:58 yeah that just reminds me of like the Kanye thing with um the TikToker in the hotel Cole something I don't remember who it was but it was just lies you didn't know when he said he made the whole thing up there's nothing loser here yeah I agree I hate that okay ready for our next story Oprah Winfrey will be interviewing Adele in a one night only concert special so we we're getting more tea about. So not Buckingham Palace. Well, not not Buckingham Palace, but it's, you know, I do feel like it might be a conflict of interest. Yeah. And I do think Oprah should just go around
Starting point is 00:46:34 interviewing everyone. I saw someone say that like Adele's been living in LA for COVID and she can't go back to UK because of COVID. So there's no way she filmed at Buckingham Palace. I saw someone say that too, but you can travel to the UK. Yeah. So she could have done it. And it's like I'm someone say that too, but you can travel to the UK. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:45 So she could have done it. I'm seeing people on Instagram do it. Adele can do it. I'm literally going to Rome this week. Right. So Adele can do it. Okay. Oprah Winfrey is set to interview Adele as part of a two-hour special
Starting point is 00:46:55 welcoming back the Grammy winner from her years-long break. The special will feature an exclusive interview with Adele by Oprah from her rose garden. Oh, I guess that's... Oprah's garden? Yeah. Or whatever. It's a garden. Oh, I guess that's... Oprah's garden? Yeah. Or whatever. It's a garden.
Starting point is 00:47:08 But is there a performance in the garden as well? Well, maybe it's performance garden, performance garden. Buckingham Garden. Buckingham Garden. Is it the same garden where Meghan and Harry were interviewed? No, because that was confirmed as not to be Meghan and Harry's house, nor Oprah's house. But could you imagine if it was going from Buckingham to that Garden? I think that's the bridge that we need. Adele. Adele is the bridge. In Adele's first televised wide-ranging conversation about her new album, the stories
Starting point is 00:47:34 behind the songs, life after divorce, weight loss, and raising her son. Adele One Night Only will also feature an extraordinary concert performance that includes the earliest opportunity to hear her new material in six years. The special is being produced by James Corden and Ben Winston's Fulwell 73 and Onward Productions in association with Winfrey's Harpo Productions. I read a funny tweet once that was like who what body did James Corden help and Hollywood executive Barry to get as far as he, like, he's funny for sure. And definitely not everyone likes him, but like his shtick is cute or whatever, a carpool karaoke. What is, where, what did he do? How did he get here? I don't know. He must be, I mean, aside, he either buried a body or he's just like the best guy ever.
Starting point is 00:48:25 And everybody loves him. Because Adele also like has gone on vacation with him. Like I think people just like love being around him. Harry Styles loves him. And they love burying bodies with him. Yes. Him and like, it's so confusing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Like Adele, Harpo, James Corden. Yeah. No, it's, it is pretty wild. But there was a time, like now I think my biggest gripe with James Corden is that he's just everywhere, you know? And then he doesn't. But before he was everywhere, like I really did, I really thought he was a talented guy. So I think everybody had that thought and we're like, we should give him everything. And now he's everywhere and we hate him.
Starting point is 00:48:57 No, and the thing is, is like, I wish he would just be more selective with where he goes because so much of what he chooses to do is like flop central cats. Cinderella. Cinderella. I feel like I can name a thousand things where he's just floppy-o. Don't bring her into this. If you're going to be everywhere, like you have to be great. And he's just unfortunately not.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Not always. But he has been in the past. Yeah. When he was just the James Corden guy like I was loving him yeah carpool karaoke that used to be everything now you couldn't fucking pay me no literally it's so crazy you used to like wait for the new one and now tv show they have of it and then like now there's another put like fifth harmony in with like a Jonas brother like it's just too much of a good thing. Yeah. You know? It's a good lesson. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Are you ready for our fifth and final story? What was the story we just said? Adele, Oprah. Oh yeah. I feel like we didn't really kind of massage it enough. But I'm excited. I'm excited. I think Oprah will be doing the massaging. And we'll be doing the listening.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Yeah. It's going to be gorgeous. Do you know if it's happening after or before the album release? It sounds like before. Because it will be songs that we hadn't heard before it'll be the earliest opportunity to hear the first new material i kind of would have preferred it to be after just so i can like learn a few songs yeah but watch it at your own pace how much how many times did you listen to easy on me this weekend not that many times because i wasn't like listening to music I was watching Younger but um I had it in my head all weekend but I also have found some really good Spotify playlists I guess it's like of like songs from you know Gen Z and stuff that are really really good so I've
Starting point is 00:50:36 just been enjoying you know like James Arthur yeah you know him yeah so he was on the playlist like Mimi Webb it was just like it was called like Everyday Essentials and it was just some good music. And it's been a really long time since I just discovered new songs and artists. So I was just like enjoying their curation. Well honestly I know you're so against TikTok but that's literally how I find out all my new music. No I know. Like you know who's really like coming up as like one of the best Gen Z artists of our time? You're gonna be shocked willow smith
Starting point is 00:51:07 and that's not that shocking i mean like her music transparent soul and meet me at our spot blew up on tiktok and it's like so good okay i'll add it to my playlist yeah me me at our spot well that's actually the perfect segue for our fifth and final story which is about tiktok music okay but before we've got to let you know that hold on what do we have to let are we going full blast full blast the people weighed in and they let us know and the the negative reviews were overruled. It's the final story. Do-do-do. Do-do-do-do.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Where's the body? I felt good to be back. Oh! Okay, our fifth and final story. The Beatles have an official TikTok now, and you can use their music. Oh, my God. In an apparent bid to infect Gen Z with Beatlemania,
Starting point is 00:52:18 the Fab Four have officially arrived on TikTok. Their handle, at the Beatles, the iconic rock group's account, has amassed over 180,000 followers since its creation Friday as a promo for the Disney Plus documentary Get Back, as well as the Beatles' new remixed
Starting point is 00:52:33 Let It Be album, Variety reported. So, not only will they be on TikTok, but their most iconic tunes are now available for use on TikTok. And I know all the TikTokers are dying to just dance. Have been waiting for this moment. And I'm really happy for them.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Hey, Jude. Don't make it bad. Okay. Like, honestly, I don't really feel like the Beatles should be on TikTok. Like, that's just me. I'm not, like, gatekeeping TikTok. I think if they wanted to upload their music, you know. Organically. Organically. that's just me. I'm not like gatekeeping TikTok. I think if they wanted to upload their music, you know, organically,
Starting point is 00:53:05 organically, so people can use the, the music in different sounds and videos for sure. But I just think there's something inherently losery about like trying to promote your documentary on TikTok when you're literally like the greatest band of the eighties or whatever. Yeah, no,
Starting point is 00:53:18 I, I agree. I think, you know, the Beatles, I forget who owns their catalog now, but it's a very like business thing, you know? Yeah, I think it's partially owned by the Michael Jackson estate.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Yes. And maybe even Elton John? Perhaps. I was just talking about that the other day. But like, so they're very choosy, you know, they do partnerships. Yeah. If you use their song in a commercial, like their whole catalog is like a business enterprise Michael Jackson purchased the publishing rights to the vast majority of the Beatles catalog for 47 million
Starting point is 00:53:51 dollars outbidding Paul McCartney himself wow that's crazy that is crazy okay so yeah exactly this is a whole business Beatles enterprise uh this article says he only has it until 2026 and then what happens when paul mccartney can regain the copyrights to all of his songs that's so weird so he just loses the money he spent or he's made it back well he's made it back for sure uh-huh well maybe with this move too now maybe they're getting desperate this is a desperate move a hundred hundred percent. Desperate, loser-y move. Especially like, either let your songs be like,
Starting point is 00:54:27 free. Let it be. Let it be free to use on digital platforms. Like, it doesn't have to be a big special announcement. Or like, you know, protect the history of the songs. And also just,
Starting point is 00:54:38 you have to protect the integrity of the Beatles. Yeah. Honestly, them being on TikTok, them doing a Disney Plus special, I don't know what it's about. Gorgeous. Like, that is so premium.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Like, we are keeping the integrity of the Beatles intact. But I don't know, whoring them out on TikTok, like, I don't know. I don't, it just is not, not what I would do. Yeah, no, definitely not.
Starting point is 00:55:00 So anyways, when you're talking about Look Like a Beat, Yeah, gotta do the Hey Jude The Hey Jude challenge. Or maybe the Eleanor Rigby challenge. I don't know. Okay, wow. That was pretty dense.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Everything kind of took an emotional toll on me. I know. There were highs. There were lows. Aren't you glad we don't have to recap our scripted shows now? Yeah, I'm so thankful. Thank you, Claudia. You're welcome.
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Starting point is 00:57:30 Like being on my period with all these other women and their husbands, my husband's not here. I'm sharing a room with my friend. I don't have a bathroom. Absolutely not. Also Giselle does have a broken toe. I do think like, I know Wendy doesn't like them. She should have been slightly more gracious.
Starting point is 00:57:42 No, Wendy is so overplaying her hand on a power trip overplayed and she's actually making Robin and Giselle look like sympathetic characters and so yes I have totally shifted in that regard I still see Robin and Giselle and I'm not like giving them a pass for everything but in that situation they were completely right I would have done the exact same thing it is inappropriate to be walking around the house like going from the shower and also that bathroom downstairs is the like communal bathroom for when they're all hanging downstairs. So like it's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:58:11 And that's going to be their personal bathroom. And Wendy, that doesn't make you look like cool. Like you didn't take care of them. It makes you look like a bad hostess with poor planning skills. Yeah, no, Wendy was not looking her best this episode. She looked like in every situation every situation she's just like so stubborn so even in the rooms the hosting situation like she thinks she's a good host on the boat like she can't even have a conversation with anyone and like you see the way Mia and
Starting point is 00:58:36 Candace are actually like communicating and finding resolution and I feel like their argument was so much deeper than whatever Wendy and Robin's issue is. And Wendy just like can't see past herself. She's really making herself look so bad. I'm so team Monique. So like with Wendy, like is here or there, that doesn't affect like where I stand with the show. But like for a moment, she was not the hero that we deserve, but the hero that we got. Yeah. And now all of that good work
Starting point is 00:59:05 is just being flipped on its head. I completely agree. She's like so butthurt that Robin and Giselle are just like commenting on the way that she looks being different. And by the way,
Starting point is 00:59:13 not that I agree with them saying that, but like your reaction is so out of hand now. No, like move on. Like that was literally six weeks ago. Move on. The way that like Karen handles
Starting point is 00:59:22 Robin and Giselle is just like the right way and so to see like Wendy she's so bothered by them and it's like it makes her just look bitter bitter and wrong and in the situation like I would a hundred percent if I hadn't left the trip completely I would a hundred percent have gotten a hotel these are obviously grown women to be sleeping in a twin bed with your friend on your period on her period with no bathroom and having to use a downstairs bathroom in a house where there's people's husbands is wrong. No, and this house is very bizarre because when they pull up, it's so big. But like there's literally one like communal living space and like one floor of bedrooms.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Like it's really not that big. Yeah. I wonder if production stays there. Maybe. They only have so many rooms to use but it's just Wendy is completely wrong in this situation and Robin Giselle came off looking great sympathetic and Wendy did that so I feel like the hero of the last couple episodes has actually really been Chris Bassett like I've never really thought much of him but like my god I don't know how he takes being married to Candace she's so irrational and she just gets so heated so quickly and I feel like
Starting point is 01:00:30 he does a really good job of trying to settle her and like trying to make her see outside her own bullshit like and I don't know I just like kind of love him in that conversation he had with Ashley like I really appreciate it he knows his wife is wrong like I think he just like walks around on eggshells around everyone. Like, yeah, I know my wife said, called you fat. I know my wife did this to you. I know my wife did that. But he's just trying to, like, smooth everything over with everyone.
Starting point is 01:00:51 And I actually really appreciated his candor when it came to Ashley. And I'm sad that the conversation then at the restaurant turned so bad. I had no idea that Candace called Michael Darby a slave driver which is crazy crazy so this is just like time after time below the belt called her wide slave driver Mia's big hands Mia's mom mother's low budget your mother's a hoe it's like it's kind of like I'm like done like I was done I think other people are becoming done, which is, you know, refreshing to see. But then also I think the craziest part is then at the end of the night, she's in bed with Chris and she was like, that was yesterday.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Today was fine. It's like, wait, what about everything you just burned in your wake? Like that's the damage is still there. Just delusional that like, oh, I can behave like that one day. But as long as if I don't do it the next day, it's as if it didn't happen. No. And the scene where they're really kind of doing side by sides I think this is from two weeks ago side by sides of uh drag me Monique and then throwing the one piece of lettuce
Starting point is 01:01:53 yes Mia threw the whole platter lest we not forget Candace threw the first piece it's always it's a small little instigation and then obviously the person blows up because you threw food at them you put your finger in their face and so I just I really can't with her anymore like at all and I really tried yeah no I really I was coming like and in certain instances and situations like she doesn't bother me that much I think some of like her the friendships that she has are nice whatever but just if she doesn't get justice rained down on her at the reunion, like I can't go two for two on reunions with no justice. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Also, for me, the part where I like completely like left Candace last night was when they finally all sat down on the boat. They're talking about like why, you know, Mia was talking about why like what she said hurt her. Her mother has been sober for eight years. She was in jail for eight years she was in jail for 10 years um and then Candice is like well when you said my music video was low budget and she started to cry like to compare what she did to Mia to what Mia did to her which are
Starting point is 01:02:55 literally not even close to being similar she started to cry I'm like are you fucking kidding me like she like honestly now I just feel like the entire time she cried at the reunion last year like fraudulent like just'll just cry over anything. Over anything. Yeah. Also, I think that Mia, I actually really like Mia because on the one hand, she's, like, so messy and ditzy. She can't, like, when she comes up.
Starting point is 01:03:14 She can't carry bones. She comes upstairs, like, snitching on what Robin said and she, like, got it so wrong. She botches it. But then she also, like, and so. She owns it. In that moment, I'm just like, jeez, like, what? Yeah. And then she owns it and I'm like, oh my god, she's, like, so cute. I agree. And everybody, like, and she owns it in that moment. I'm just like, geez, like what? Yeah. And then she owns it.
Starting point is 01:03:25 I'm like, oh my God, she's like so cute. I agree. Like really likes her. But then also I really like how like she was so, and I admire actually that she was so hurt and offended and like at a level 10 of like, I'm done with this person. But she still sat down. She still was like, I want to have a conversation. Whenever that happens, like she had the conversation and she moved on from it.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Like that's extremely mature. I could never. So to have like one person encompass all of those things, it's really refreshing. She's a great housewife. Like I do have to say. Her husband. I'm glad that they always nip in the bud that like the game of telephone got mixed up. Me too.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Otherwise it would cause all these issues, you know, like, you know, um, like I hate when a season of Housewives is all predicated on, did you say this one word? Yeah. Did you call Kim and enable or whatever? Did you take my sister's clothes to death?
Starting point is 01:04:15 Like, yes, yes. That's the one. Um, so also I do love Mia, but her husband like is kind of annoying. And with the Ashley thing at the end of the episode, like Ashley's right.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Like leave me alone. We were on the boat all day. Like I have to pump like I have a kid can I just fucking sleep and there's nothing that grinds my gears more than like when someone's like you're sleeping like I'm tired yeah I'm sleeping yeah I I want to like G and it's right now I do until this particular instance I also like how Mia is just like that's not my problem no like she's not gonna like tell him how to live tell him to stop drinking tell him what to say they're just like and I think that's actually a good approach otherwise she would be so fucking stressed out yeah and it would like
Starting point is 01:04:51 come between them if she was like please stop because when he's drinking it's like when he's being annoying and he's just really annoying and he's an annoying drunk for sure um yeah like he picks fights with people but he's a grown very grown man like she's not gonna tell him how to live his life but you know also best dressed this episode a scala like she was just looking like a thank you for like a gorgeous model old hollywood glam with the glasses and the scarf on her head like she's killing it but even like her pajamas she's been killing it but this episode i think she shined brighter than ever and you know when she sat down with Robin and was like I actually another thing that was a big check
Starting point is 01:05:31 in Robin's bank thing for me she was like I know like I hate Wendy but like you want to be friends with her like that's fine like so fucking mature especially then you go to watch Salt Lake City and it's like exactly can't even talk to each other exactly no Claudia I had the same feelings about Robin and I think not to negate everything that we've ever said about her but I think it's like when Robin's on her own yes like in her friendships she's has a really good POV when she is Giselle's sidekick is when she's at her worst that's exactly what Karen Huger said she's like Juan should come because like right now she's just being like negative with Giselle whereas like if her and Juan were here they could have like a good time though I didn't think she was being negative with Giselle I thought
Starting point is 01:06:10 that they were being extremely realistic me too like I didn't think they were being dramatic no I would have done the exact same thing every single time I would have done the same thing yeah so yes I had a nice moment with Robin me too I would I had a lot of respect for that like I especially when we're now watching Salt Lake City where like literally the crux of every fight is like well you're my friend but you're friends with Whitney and I hate Whitney like which is so immature and Robin was like I had wondered like if it was weird that Robin brought a Scala on the show and a Scala like hasn't even been seen with Robin she's actually really good friends with like with the other side Karen um Wendy Wendy. They're like a threesome. The cottage girls you know.
Starting point is 01:06:49 So I thought I'm like I wonder if this is gonna be a problem and Robin was like so mature about it. I was honestly impressed. Impressed. Kudos to Robin. And kudos to Scala for bringing fashion to this show. It does not go unnoticed and And, you know, she's working against the odds here. I was, you know what? I feel like we've had other first-time housewives who brought Les to the table. And I'm curious why,
Starting point is 01:07:13 they obviously filmed a lot with Escala. She's on the trip. Like, she was, I feel like she was supposed to be a full-time housewife and ended up as a friend of when I actually feel like
Starting point is 01:07:19 I want to know more about Escala. Her husband is very hot. Like, I want to know more. Yeah. Maybe we'll get that next season. I wonder why it didn't happen. But that's happened a lot before where like someone's on every trip and then yeah but you kind of understand like Barbara Kat of it like we knew
Starting point is 01:07:32 why she didn't get a full-time housewife role like I mean we had that with Sutton we had that with um but we knew why Sutton had legal problems yeah we had that with that gen girl from Dallas but honestly like after seeing her I didn't think that she like would have been in like an amazing housewife like I needed to see more but with the Scala I'm like give me more. Yeah I don't know. Just a thought. Just a thought. Anyways I really appreciate what she's bringing to the table um from a fashion perspective. Me too. You know um so it was a good episode for sure. Yeah. I'm very much looking forward to Rey and Karen renewing their vows. Yeah. And then Salt Lake City was on, and it was pretty good. Honestly, the ending was so shook-worthy to me that I actually watched Robin's Live because I needed to see Jenny give some sort of explanation
Starting point is 01:08:15 for, like, I thought her husband, when they kept showing that in the preview, he was asking for a sister wife, was kidding. And because they're not Mormon, they're Christian or Catholic. But I didn't realize in Vietnamese culture it's actually pretty common to be a polygamist so i thought it was a joke and then when he was being dead serious after just like hounding her like how many more times does she have to say like i've miscarried nine times i had a stillbirth like fuck off yeah i don't know how many other ways she could say it and then i thought he was starting to like understand a little bit and then he brought up the sister wife comment and honestly i don't know how many other ways she could say it. And then I thought he was starting to like understand a little bit.
Starting point is 01:08:46 And then he brought up the sister wife comment. And honestly, I don't think I've ever hated a house husband more than I hate this man. Yeah. And at first the conversation went so sideways so fast because they both have really, they both had really deep trauma, but also like personal personal opinions about this like i completely understand where jenny's coming obviously after speaking hearing from her husband like i i understand where he's coming from from too but jenny's perspective is more important in my opinion yes of course so i'm sorry but like fuck off beyond fuck off when she was down to watch what
Starting point is 01:09:20 happens live and she just summed it up as like you know obviously when you're young you have these ideas like i want a big family but then like life happens and you know and two kids feels like a million no and she has three kids right yeah no so like no everyone says like yeah I want to have a thousand kids no but it's not even I want to have a thousand kids like you if you can't sometimes like that just doesn't happen for you and like he's still living in the past of like where's my big family and it's like look around these are it's over this is the reality of the situation yeah I think she's like on watch what happens live she had a very um good perspective take on it so I'm hoping that they've moved on from this sister wife comment I don't know how you
Starting point is 01:09:56 do but she seemed like she was like they've reached some sort of. When she was telling Meredith and Lisa about her stillborn birth, I have to say I literally cried so hard. And then when I had a real 180 degree moment with Lisa Barlow, when she was in her confessionals and she was like, I've actually heard this story. Like I've known this about Lisa, about Jenny. And then she started to cry. I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 01:10:22 Lisa Barlow is a good friend. She is an empathetic person. I am turning around. Lest we not forget when last season when Meredith told her that her and Seth were separating and she started crying. Like, she is a good friend. I want to say this episode, I'm completely turned on Lisa Barlow in a positive direction.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Okay, I was until that meal. No, no, okay. Jackie, that was fraudulence. No, I'm putting it all I'm a Whitney's Dan oh my god for her just calling it out being like are you kidding me this is so staged no it was I I still really like Whitney but like there was points in the Lisa column after last night's episode and I didn't feel like I had points in the Whitney column let me just explain if I may first of all when when Lisa took her to whiskey and pie
Starting point is 01:11:06 or gin and pie, which was like a really cute date, Lisa was very, I felt, direct, honest. She didn't really like try to pretend like, I think maybe she did try to like obfuscate, you know, I never had an issue with you. But then eventually she gets real and is like, you know, we've had issues. Let's move forward.
Starting point is 01:11:23 I know I can be people think that they know how I'm thinking or feeling and I do feel like we always feel like we know like oh Lisa's really thirsty like this or that and I just don't feel like we know Lisa I she's just way more interesting and complex than layered than I had previously thought so I really liked her direct take her take on reconciling with Whitney and also it's like we don't need to go through everything I ever said yeah I'm sure she talked some trash I'm sure she thought Whitney and Heather were basic and that they weren't cool like her and uh Meredith and Jen sure but you know what Whitney's here to stay Lisa gets it now can we move forward sorry and
Starting point is 01:12:01 she did apologize like she wasn't just I thought she was going to be a lot more hard-headed because also that's what the previous like she was like laughing in Whitney's face yeah so I was like okay you know what I like how Lisa Barlow does an apology pie looks great gin's looking good I'm here for it then she's such a good friend to Jenny and I'm just like feeling her as a person and then in the situation at the restaurant I don't think that it was meant to be a setup I think I don't know what the name of the the owner Aubrey it's Angie okay then Aubrey and Aubrey yeah Aubrey so did you see the DMs from last week I did that okay after last week's episode that some DMs went you know on the internet from the restaurant owner saying Lisa did not tell us to cancel Angie's event we had already planned to
Starting point is 01:12:53 film at our restaurant like with product with Bravo they were going to have like a cast event at our restaurant and it was just a matter of like we're doing this instead of that not so I came at it from this perspective of like, they had plans to film at Aubrey's new restaurant. Lisa's going to support her friends. It's where her tequila is. It's just so, like, I think it just so happens that there's, you know, not so many restauranteurs and restaurants they're going to go to.
Starting point is 01:13:21 I thought, I'm glad that Whitney called it out, but I'm also glad that they moved on because it was too stupid no and you know what Lisa probably did want like I do I do believe Lisa's genuine and wanting to be friends with Whitney and I think that the fact that their husbands are so close is so cute and I loved the idea of them going we literally saw them hang out three times in this episode like I loved it um but I do think she probably was genuine in that but also wanted to like clear her name and her friend's name so she's like oh this is my friend this is her restaurant she can you believe what Angie said about me like it was so staged I love that Lisa called it I mean that Heather called it out but I also am
Starting point is 01:13:53 glad that they got past it because I I do really stand this friendship yeah me too and also I just want to put all of it on Aubrey like Angie no Angie oh you want to put it on the restaurant tour I want to put it all on the restaurateur like she came over like you don't need to be serving the food right let them like the restaurant was getting such good press the food looks so good the drinks are so good you didn't need to come over you didn't need to bring up Angie and you ruined this beautiful night and so even if Lisa Barlow is complicit I'm putting it all on Aubrey. I mean, her acting was... Lisa, can you believe what Angie said?
Starting point is 01:14:30 She really thought she was auditioning for the show. And for that reason, I'm glad Whitney called her out and put an end to the madness. But I just want, even if there is blame on Lisa's shoulders, I'm putting it all on Aubrey so that I can move forward with a clean conscience. I really do love this friendship I hope it stays and I just I can't even tell you how much I love Salt Lake City like the fact that Whitney like is going to the gym and there's just like
Starting point is 01:14:54 mountains in the background like could you imagine no it's so gorgeous it's so gorgeous oh Lisa and Heather are gonna go talk about the birds and the bees let's go skiing yeah even uh when Jenny had that atrocious conversation with her husband they were skiing no they were like doing um cross gonna go talk about the birds and the bees let's go skiing yeah even uh when jenny had that atrocious conversation with her husband they were skiing no they were like doing um cross country that looked so ms that's the worst part of skiing is like walking around right the flat who would make a whole sport of it psychos psychos um so yeah i feel like it was actually a very low-key episode like the whitney heather stuff was really the the the main Lisa yeah that's what I meant um but you know what Mary's home scenes are just getting like so sad and so dark Mary and Lisa playing tennis was no Meredith honestly like I don't know it's
Starting point is 01:15:39 Monday Meredith and Mary playing tennis was just like so hysterical they both looked amazing why is meredith playing in a fur coat and she shows up in boots yeah it was but she looked so stunning mary in her tom brown outfit like i can't um and i felt like they were having two different conversations where like meredith thought we were just like complaining about her husband our husbands and like their weird quirks and mary was just like i hate my husband no we live in separate wings like yeah i i'm forcing my son to live with us because I don't want to be alone with him no and I'm not joking yeah um like doesn't Robert Sr. watch the show like that's the only thing I'm curious about Mary says it shit to his face like if you change
Starting point is 01:16:16 everything about you I would be in love with you stop for sure so I don't know where they go from here but like they just like have one like a marriage just you know very like Downton. Yeah. Separate rooms like we're just partners but like in this day and age like once your kid's out of the house like. What do you do? And that's actually when a lot of people in this day and age like do end up
Starting point is 01:16:37 getting divorced. Like when the kids are gone you like look at each other and you're like what the fuck do we even have in common anymore? That brings me back to a main theme in the book I just read Party Crasher. Which is? Which is they had, you know, kids grown up, divorced, and then the kids were all like. That's when it happens. Everything was a lie.
Starting point is 01:16:52 And then like the women like have this like renaissance and like find themselves again. Like it's like a Nancy Meyers movie. Yeah. It's like everything. Yeah. No, but sometimes you think it's best for the kids to like wait, but then the kids are like, wait, so you were just lying the whole time. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 01:17:05 And that messes with the kids too. So like, do you think it's better to be children of divorce like at our age when it was, we were like 11 or like when you're 27? I actually feel like younger is better. I think it just, it's like either way could be bad and you can like blame all your issues on it. It just depends on the kid. Yeah. Not the time.
Starting point is 01:17:28 No, but if you're like in the process of like dating, getting engaged, getting married, and your parents get divorced and like it's your whole foundation for like love. Oh, that's really messed up. That like is very difficult to deal with. So like honestly, I would prefer being 11. Like I remember like if you read in my New York Times bestselling novel, girlwithnojob.com slash book, I really don't remember giving a shred of a shit that my parents were getting divorced. But some people, it's like the thing that breaks them.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Like they never recover from it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. But when you're an adult and your parents get divorced, like you're in your own life and apartment and it doesn't affect your day to day as much. Whereas when you're a kid, like it could mean moving. That's true. There's a lot of upheaval. That's true.
Starting point is 01:18:02 But also if you're like 27. That's why I think you need to know your kids. You know what. Yeah. Yeah. Because if you're 27 and like you're dating and like you've looked up to your parents forever and like that is the foundation of what you believe a healthy relationship to be.
Starting point is 01:18:16 And then it just becomes comes crumbling down. Like how do we get to this conversation? Oh Mary. Mary. Okay. No but it's an interesting conversation. I think I would prefer to be a child of divorce at age 11. Even though then it's an interesting conversation and I think I would prefer to be a child of divorce at age 11 even though then it's like all the kids are like
Starting point is 01:18:29 looking at you like who fucking cares no and I was just reading about it and thinking about it and basically the reason why the main character in the book like so she's 25 maybe and her parents are getting divorced and she cannot handle it oh my god she like loses her fucking mind right so when like honestly i know it's very triggering for a lot of people but like it really is not a big deal like your parents are both alive like not to rub it in but like come on no but see honestly i really feel like i think being younger is better also because like i'm sorry kids they need some things to go through in order to have a personality like that's a really good point you gotta build character like not everything could be easy for
Starting point is 01:19:08 the kids the kids need adversity a hundred I think adversity is the best thing that ever happened to me a hundred percent I would agree I think like the universe took it a little far with like killing my father but before that I think it was good yeah no you gotta crank up the adversity and things it shouldn't always be easy that's like that's how your kid becomes like a spoiled fucking brat it's true but it's like as a parent like you just want to protect and just give them everything in this kitchen never no pain of course of course of course you know it's so true it's like a balance of like wanting them to have a really easy wonderful great life but also like you don't want them to be like a pussy like interesting
Starting point is 01:19:41 well-rounded human being and you have to go through things in order to be a person with something to say. Yeah. So that's your real. So this is all like sitting recap. And that's just, you know, a little bit about being a parent. No, I mean, you're literally about to be one. I know. It makes you think.
Starting point is 01:19:58 It does. You need to like set up. Like you should like set up fake obstacles so that like, you know, the stakes aren't that high. No, like when I think of Kayla and she's like standing up, like standing up i'm like push up just push it down so she can know what it's like to fall try again like is she gonna get back up she's too successful she's too successful it's terrible um okay that was the real housewives recap that was our show and that was some parenting advice yeah god can't wait till we're like, we're obviously going to be doing this show forever. So like when we actually have kids
Starting point is 01:20:26 who have like, you know, like problems and shit, like the show is going to be so funny. Hysterical. But are we going to like really air out our kids dirty laundry on the podcast? 100%. It depends on the stain.
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