The Toast - S4 Ep181: All The Fall Tings: Tuesday, October 19th, 2021

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast and a happy Tuesday. It's Doosday because Do is in the studio and he parallel parked it right next to me. And again, you're being so accepting and loving of the situation because he's just trying to be close to and protective of his cousin. I am such an accepting and loving person, period. Like, I don't think anyone should be surprised. Right. No, and we're not. But I don't think anyone should be surprised. Right. No, and we're not. But I just, if anyone's listening

as a podcast, like, Claudia is being accepting. No, I gave up. Like, Theo doesn't want to sit with me. He'll be back. He'll be back. Well, by the way,

let's just get right into it because today's a sickening the merch warehouse down day. We dropped our fall collection. Shopify is quaking. Everyone's quaking head over to shop morning toast.com to get all your fall essentials your crew necks your crop tops your stickers like everything the stickers are so cute your tumblers your t-shirts so i am wearing the

collegiate black crop tee today and for like with my big belly and everything and i'm wearing a size medium so i didn't even have to oversize that much it's so comfortable and it goes down to like my belly button I don't feel so exposed it's like the perfect crop t-shirt I'm like so excited by it and I feel so free in it like it's a very breathable material and I'm just like this is my new favorite shirt you look stunning you should wear this shirt to the party tonight you should and this hat to the party tonight um I'm sipping out of my morning toast tumbler that comes in two different styles one You look stunning. You should wear this shirt to the party tonight. You should. And this hat to the party tonight. I'm sipping out of my Morning Toast tumbler that comes in two different styles. One is our classic logo and the other is Thirst Monster.

So embrace your inner Thirst Monster with our new tumblers. We have been getting requests for tumblers for years. These are custom babies to make sure that they were so sickening and exactly as we wanted. And we are literally saving the planet with our tumblers. Oh, yes. No more plastic straws we've got you have your straw in properly today I put my straw in properly today how neat is this there's a little stopper at the end of the straw I didn't know that oh I noticed it yesterday but I just thought you were you know being my quirky self just yeah you're not like other girls you're not gonna use your straw like I certainly don't drink like other girls that's what I thought but I'm glad to see that you learned something new.

So I'm wearing this navy crew neck that also comes in a hunter green. And I, for the record, wear XL in all of our crew necks. So if you're looking for a size reference, like you're as gorgeous and stunning as me, I would go with the XL. But it can never hurt to size up, you know? Yeah, I wear medium in all the crew necks because I like them to be a little roomy. And now that I'm pregnant, they're not roomy at all. And when, for my sorority crewneck, I wear an extra large because I used to like want

to wear that as a dress. So those are my sizes, medium or extra large. In the shorts, I wear a medium also. So it's just about how you want it to fit. I would say those crewnecks are the same. People like, because you've seen the How You Dare and crewnecks. Those were very thick material. Same as the redheads.

Same as the redheads. These crewnecks are different. These are more similar to like 100% beautiful, sunny, and smart. They're a little bit more light, but they're still totally warm and perfect for fall. We're so perfect for fall. Some could argue we're falling into fall right now. Yeah, no. We are all perfect for fall. Some could argue we're falling into fall right now. Yeah, no, we are all the faultings.

I like that. How did you think of that? This morning when I was writing the caption for the Instagram, I was like, go to Shop Morning Toast for all the faultings. I was like, all the faultings. Love that. Okay, well, the merch is out. ShopMorningToast.com, not AirM air maids calm I know it's really really confusing but it's shot morning toast not Chanel calm

even though with these Luke's we're currently stunting it's easy to get confused it is easy to get views it's such sickening stuff so head over there get cozy for fall I mean the the sweater set that's like the shorts and the long is the best the best like that outfit is the shorts and the long sleeve is just the best. Like that outfit is just like begging you. Well, not in the outfit, but it's begging you to enjoy a chili. Not make because you'll stain it. Okay.

A hundred percent. And I, first of all, remember I was talking shit about Ben. Like I was a hundred percent wrong. He had some chili for lunch. There was so much left for me that when I got home last night from the best night of my life, I have to tell you about it. I want to hear all about it. I finished the whole chili. And it was like, I said to Ben, I'm like, we need to have a rotating Tupperware of chili.

Like, it is so premium. Like, I had scooped some Tostitos. I was having the craziest fucking heartburn in the middle of the night, though. Like, literally ran out of bed twice to get Tums. Like, I had drank, like, some tequila and then also chili. Like, it was not a good mix. Oh, wow. That's hurting my heart. Wouldn, it was not a good mix. Oh, wow. That's hurting my heart.

Wouldn't trade it for the world. That's so beautiful. I'm so glad to see that this chili is just, like, filling every crevice of your heart. I know. And, like, it's gone now. Will you make another one? Can I? Because some, there's, it's not, like, chili is the most delicious food.

Like, can be served in so many different ways. I love to consume a chili. But, like, the act of making a chili is also quite fun it's part of cultivating a vibe you put on a little music and like you're technically cooking but it's like not that deep yeah and and then like you put your mood lighting on and like some candles it's just like it's the act of cooking a chili that's just as delicious as the chili itself and we're fully in chili season now it was in the 40s this morning. I saw the weather snatch.

Kept me up to date. The weather snatch. Oh, thank God for her. I have to tell you about literally what was the most amazing night of my life. Please do. So Brian was like, I got tickets to see a drag show with Tina Burner. Do you want to come? And Tina Burner, I feel like I've spoken about her a lot.

She was the one who performed at Margaret Joseph's Pride Party. We saw her. She was amazing, right? She was amazing. She's from Drag Race. And she was booted off prematurely, like 100%. Like, she did not go as far as she should have gone. And it was like a Monday.

And I was honestly just like not down. So she was at like 930. I'm like, oh my god, I'm going to be in bed by then. But then I was like, you know what? I'll just go. So we went for dinner. And we went to Barracuda, which Brian says is like his favorite drag spot, but he hasn't been since before the pandemic, but they're still killing it. And they're doing

a Miss Barracuda pageant. So for the last six weeks, they've been doing a pageant, talent competition. We went for, they did like a video competition and like a Q&A. And it was like a cute pageant. And in between Tina Burnner was doing numbers and Jackie I really don't know how to explain first of all like Tina Berner is so toasty in the sense when you think drag queens you think they lip sync popular music which of course they do but I've never seen and I don't know if this is a trend in drag but Tina Berner puts together these like skits almost that use popular sounds from, she was using Bring It On.

That's what she did at Margaret's party too. And this was a new sound I hadn't heard. So she's like doing monologues from Bring It On. Yeah. Interspersed with like Celine Dion songs. And it all is like telling a story and like these viral videos. Jackie, it was so funny. I was losing my mind.

And I was like, of course I knew, I literally knew everything that she was so funny. I was losing my mind. And I was like, of course, I knew, I literally knew everything that she was talking about. It was amazing. The competition was amazing. And then it was like 1030. And there was another show afterwards. But I was like, I really should go home. Let me just see this new show. Like, see what this queen is about. Jackie. her name was Izzy Uncut, and she was unbelievable, she did a similar thing to Tina, putting together these, like, really funny sounds, full of music, full of monologues from popular movies, TV shows, videos, and first of all, she did a whole skit, okay, so, like, I was, like, dying, and then in between her um in between her song she was like oh my you're like obsessed with me and I'm like no I'm literally obsessed with you so she did a

song by Lady Gaga a million reasons interspersed with there could be a hundred people in a room and every time she said that it all it takes is one she was looking at me it was so funny it was so creative the dancing the singing I was just in, honestly, it was like nothing I'd ever seen before. It was unbelievable. The place was packed. The finale of the Miss Barracuda pageant is next Monday. You guys, if you are around, I think you should go. Are you going to go?

I get back from Rome that night. So like, I'll really have to see like where my priorities lie. If there's a delay. But it was, when I told you you I think I watched drag for like four hours and you know what Ben came and he loved every minute of it it was so good like I haven't really seen that many drag shows in person I became obsessed with drag race during the pandemic I've probably seen drag like three times yeah oh and this one just took the cake it was spectacular I'm so happy for you that sounds amazing you would have I

Jackie you would have like you would have died it was I can't even I can't I'm speechless like it was a blending of so much pop culture which I just didn't even expect pop culture dance their looks death drops cartwheels back handsprings in the middle of a bar like it was the most entertaining few hours I've experienced in the last couple years wow it was unbelievable like and and you know what's so crazy about that it's a free show it was free yeah and so you like take out cash and you give tips and you request songs and you support the bar I don't know how it works like buy food and drinks and stuff to have a table no wow no it's literally a free show I was just like I need to support I was like running to the ATM running to the bar support support it's a free show I'm like you couldn't pay like you couldn't you should pay a thousand dollars for this like yeah it was amazing it's called Barracuda and it's on 22nd

and 8th and it was amazing. I'm sure, like, all the gay New Yorkers listening to this will be like, yeah, we know. Like, I don't, guys, I just found out.

It's unbelievable. That's so exciting. I'm so glad you had such a wonderful experience. I'm extremely jealous, but I'm so happy for you. I so wish you were there. Like, Jackie,

it was life changing. They were pulling these memories out. One of the queens did a monologue. Do you remember that AccuView Oasis commercial astigmatism with the two twins yeah of course she memorized the whole thing as both twins she was like well i've got astigmatism but i don't like it was amazing like it was so fucking good so fucking funny oh premium content up the wazoo

wow incredible brian yet again showing me like what i'm missing out on in life So premium content up the wazoo. Wow. Incredible. Brian, yet again, showing me like what I'm missing out on in life. Literally. Literally. How was your evening? My evening was quite the opposite. I read all night because I started this new book, This Tender Land, which everyone says is like an amazing book. You know, if you love crawdads, you got to read it.

Well, I won't be reading it. Yeah. Do you have you read crawdads? No, you told me I would hate it. I don't think you would enjoy it it's not for everyone and so I finished it last night and it was so good but it was just you know it was so good I gave it four stars I didn't like it as much as Dana clearly did because she gave it like a 4.9 which is like off the charts for Dana for Dana it was um but it was like a you know a lot it was a journey and it was very long but it was so well written and it was a great story and I love the way that it ended and and I mean I spent like six hours last night reading it so you know

it was good. Time well spent. Did you make a chili to go with it? No. What did you make? I what did I have for dinner? Oh we we ordered but I earlier in the day I used some of my extra Caesar and made a Caesar salad and I've also been making grilled cheeses trying to make them like more premium with like the mayo I know like what you know that like the key to a good grilled cheese I know it has nothing to do with the taste because you don't taste it is to put a little

mayo on the outside and that gives it the crisp or butter no it's like mayo is you're kidding me so like I had fresh brioche you had mayo yeah but you don't taste it it just makes it really crispy I'm gonna puke you're gonna be okay I do think I probably had grilled cheeses without having I had mayo. Yeah, but you don't taste it. It just makes it really crispy. I'm going to puke. You're going to be okay. Do you think I probably had grilled cheeses that had mayonnaise on it? Yeah. Like from diners and stuff? Yeah.

It's just like the best way to get the crisp. I'm quaking. So I've really been working on my grilled cheese game. The first one was too burnt. The second one was too cheesy. Maybe today's the day I get it right. Hmm. Mm-hmm.

You're using potato bread? Brioche. Potato bread is so divine. Yeah, but I got a fresh loaf. You're so Emily Mariko. Do you know what that means? The salmon girly. Yeah, but she's also just like an overall lifestyle wellness cooking farmer's market girly. Constantly slicing her own bread. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I was slicing my own bread. Putting her herbs in water. Like what does that do? I don't even understand. But you should really watch her videos. I think it'll inspire you because you're in this very much, like, homemaking, nesting.

I think they call this, like, nesting. Yeah. Yeah. Watch Emily Mariko. She's everything. But then I think I would just, like, feel, like, insufficient. Like, I don't have herbs. I use, like, dried ones from the can.

No, totally. And she has, like, all this gorgeous Tupperware that she, like, stores her things from the farmer's market. And I'm like, where do you even get these Tupperwares? You got to go to a Tupperware party. That's so true. I had one more question I wanted to ask you when you were talking about your book. And so I'm going to start something new.

I've been on like a reading kick. Oh, and I tried the new Kindle. Oh. Because Zach has a Kindle Oasis. So I just snagged it for a read. And it's really, really real it's really nice but it's not worth like you don't have to buy one but like now it's like maybe I should just stick with that one it's clearly a superior product pretty big like it's nice and I do think I was probably

reading more because the page is bigger and like no I actually love making my font enormous five words per page yeah and then I'm just like tap tap tap tap tap tap tap wow I'm reading so fast tap tap tap yeah but then like your hand gets you need to get the clicker I know by the way it's not even that my hand gets hurt I'm like I'm getting comfortable and I just like move my hand you need the clicker yeah the clicker works by the way I finally found a bluetooth kindle no it's not bluetooth it's just a kindle remote and it works and it's I'll link it again on my Instagram because it's what we've been asking for. Yeah.

I can't believe it's here. No. And it works. Looks like we made it. Oh, God. Yeah, we are singing. We sing two different songs. Which one did you sing?

I sing the... Looks like we made it. Yeah, what's her name? Shania Twain. Shania Twain. Look how far we've come, my baby. And what do I sing? Looks like we made it.

That's funny. Who sings that one? I don't fucking know. The Beatles? Okay. Aerosmith? Okay. One of them.

Anyway, so that's all that's new with me. I mean, we have a lot to talk about today. I would love to. It's your toaster's day. I know. I would love to delay the's your toaster's day. I know. I would love to delay the stories as long as possible. Are they bleak? There's one that just, it's hard to remain optimistic.

Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Well, if you want to talk about it, you know what I was thinking this morning? Where the fuck is Brian Laundrie? Like, why can't people find him? And where's Dog the Bounty Hunter? Like, get on it. I don't know.

What is going on? Like, there are people convinced that, like, his parents are, like, actually hiding him, like, beneath their garden, which, like, I don't think it's true. But really, how hard could it be to find one bald man? I don't know. I mean, I feel like if his parents were hiding him, do they not have a warrant for his parents' house? I don't know.

Like, somebody took a drone over their backyard and saw the garden. And it's like, there's a bunker beneath. Oh, my God. But, like, where is he? Like, I just don't feel like it's that hard to find someone. Especially when everyone knows what he looks like. That's like trying to find Kim Kardashian now. Like, we all know what he looks like. Yeah.

That's true. We've got a good story about Kim today. She's solving crimes. Yeah, it's a really crazy story. Oh! At the Met? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let's get into it. Let's get right into it, because without further ado, who's right here just being like the perfect nephew, couldn't ask for anything more. I'm so close, yet so far away. I've never missed Theo more than I do right now. He's sending love your way. Without further ado, and talk about ado. Here are the Fast Five stories. Without further ado, and about a do. Here are the Fast Five stories.

Like, without further ado and without further talk about a do. Oh, I got it. Okay, okay. Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by Allbirds. We're settling into fall, you guys. Life is picking back up again. And these days, staying comfortable is at the top of everybody's list, including ours. And that's where Allbirds Wool Runners come in. They're super soft,

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but i heard that you actually have a different source saying something else. Yeah, no, I definitely have heard some other things, so I'll share that. But, you know, Page Six is reporting that it's over for Lala and Randall. The Vanderpump Rules star left her fiancé and is staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel with their seven-month-old daughter, Ocean. Oh, that's so sad. After the movie producer allegedly cheated on her in Nashville, a source exclusively confirmed to Page Six.

The source said Randall always lives a double life he lives the life of a husband or boyfriend and then he lives the life of a serial partier and then goes on a bender reps for the couple didn't respond to page six's comments so I do want to say like I'm not trying to be in denial but I do think it's worth noting like this is page six is reporting this based on a source like yeah Lala hasn't said anything Randall hasn't said a confirmation and they've both been posting on social media. Like Lala got a pair of, you know, Jordans for Ocean and she was posting them. So it's not like they've gone silent

and they also haven't confirmed this. So even though it's probably true, you know, all signs are pointing towards truth. There's like a tiny, tiny grimace of hope. There is a tiny grimace of hope. And maybe like they're not together right now maybe they will get back together I did wind up seeing the photos I do think they can be explained maybe that was a business deal maybe that was a business deal they were gonna do a

one together they wanted to talk about it at the hotel in Nashville maybe all of them just happened to be on the same floor in like the hotel you know stranger things have happened but it's really disappointing and I mean you know if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck then maybe Randall did just cheat on Lala and I'm sure she probably also has information that we don't have like of course whoever took that picture and like sent it around the internet probably also dm'd her and was like oh and I also took this video and this and that the only thing that I don't really feel like tracks in this story is like, this is so classic Randall. He has two lives and he's a serial partier.

When like, he's the one who really encouraged Lala to get sober. I don't really, I mean, obviously I don't know him at all, but I don't really see him being the serial partier. He might have a problem staying faithful, but I don't really see that. I agree. And based on what she shared, like, I think when they're together, they're pretty much sober. But who knows what he does when he's not with her in terms of, like, extramarital affairs

and also, like, drinking and partying. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, this is just disappointing. Also, like, the mother and the child really do get the house. Like, Randall should be at the hotel. I was thinking that. And also, he's out of town. like he was in nashville maybe then like so he fucked

someone in the house and she doesn't want to be there no but he has his kids now oh so maybe they're at the house yeah so like he's not gonna maybe she's not gonna displace them you know because of him can i just talk about your nails for a moment they're so long they're literally look like what kylie pays like a thousand dollars per nail for like they look like acrylic those are your natural nails these are my natural nails on prenatal vitamins um yes so that middle one on your left hand yeah is the craziest fucking claw I've ever seen in my life it's crazy but look at this stub it broke but you know what okay so broke, but it was actually not a natural break. Because remember when I cut my finger with a knife cutting a bagel a few weeks ago?

Oh, of course, a bagel. So I cut into my nail a little bit. And it had been glued when I went to get a manicure. And then it just gave up. So I do think this nail, this little stub would have stood a chance if not for that. But then also this one's starting to fray like they are starting to i get brittle like when i got a manicure last week i was like please don't i was like don't cut i'm just gonna file i want to see how long you can go for i think

they are starting to get too long but it is crazy how like the difference is is now they're strong because before prenatals my nails would grow but they always break on the side yeah in the middle of the nail the most painful crack and so I had to get rid of them I don't have those cracks now can I ask you a question and I would love to hear other people's input on this like just a personal preference if you have long nails whether they're real or fake no let's talk about real you have real nails they're super long you finally got them to a good spot and one of them breaks do you cut all of them you just leave the broken one so I think that I will I'm not going to cut them all down to stub size but after the stub incident I am going to cut

them because I think it was like a warning like these nails you don't want them all to have like but I'm just saying not when you're pregnant like I know a lot of people like they have a philosophy with their nails like if one of them breaks they all go down and we start from scratch which I think is fucking nuts no if one usually if one of them is breaks you're on your own a hundred percent this like now this is us but I know a lot of people who will use that as like all right time to start fresh with the nails we're just gonna cut them all and start growing again which I just think is such a waste if two or three break then then we're starting fresh fine yeah just thought I'd bring that up yeah no they are really crazy I was trying to share with everyone on my Instagram like how wild it is but I also felt like the pictures didn't do it justice are you

getting hairy anywhere isn't that also what those vitamins do well I did just germ I'm playing my face not so you got a beard no but I had more peach fuzz than ever really yeah um but I also hadn't done it like in a year but it doesn't make you hairier but I do think my hair is growing faster that's why when I cut my hair short two weeks ago I was like I don't care it's gonna be long again soon and like can just a regular person take prenatals yes but let's start to grow a baby no you they're really good for you and so I always like people would always say that like you should take them before you get pregnant you should keep taking them after you give birth but you know what they're so big and gross are they swallow or chewy you can do chewables the chewables don't

have as much vitamin content as the swallows like how big it's the biggest pill i think i've ever taken oh i would gag i used to gag every single time now it's gotten much more pleasant i don't know what the difference is maybe i'm just like like, less nauseous. Maybe you're just, getting used to this horse pill. Your throat's getting bigger. Maybe. But yeah, no, it's a,

it's a crazy thing. Happy for you. Thank you. With my literal, nubbly ass, your studs. Stubs. Remember when you used to get fake nails?

I know, you know, I, in my time hop, they come up, and like, I loved it so much. It was like a three hour process. Like, I just can't sit like that anymore. Like I have a job. Me neither. I mean, nobody has

crazier nails than the Snatchler. These are her real fucking long nails. People who have long nails like you, who look like they have acrylic nails are literally the people in the world I am most jealous of. And if you have long skinny fingers, like that is just like a whole other level. Like I want to be you. Like how does it feel to live my dream? No, the snatchers nails are crazy because not only do they stay long, like they don't break. She's tough as nails. That's natural.

She's a lizard. She also takes the time every week to get like a detailed manicure. So she has like the perfect hands and then she's always wearing her cool rings and things and it's just like, Hey, it's a snatcher. No, like there are two types of girls in this world, like long skinny fingers, short fat fingers. And it's important that you come to terms with which one you are because there's really nothing you can do about it.

It's true. And I do think sometimes like when you try and like dress up your short fat fingers with. It makes it worse. Yeah. You're drawing more attention to like the big meaty hands in front of you no my my fingers are very slim you could say that yes but I don't feel like I have a slim hand you do you're you have slim hand I just want to say for how fat I am like in my body my hand could be worse so let me see it let Let me see it like that. It's not terrible. But like for me, I find that this part of the hand is so ugly, like in general.

All right, you're getting really specific. You're like that scene in Mean Girls. I have really bad breath in the morning. The bottom half of my hand is not attractive. Right, like what? I'm just saying if we're talking about hands. No, but you know what I did find really interesting on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion? When they were like the first five minutes, they're like, all right, everyone get your

seats. And they're all like calling out for the hair and makeup. And someone was like, can you get me my hand makeup? Yeah, I think it was Rinna. Yeah. Old lady hands can be quite jarring. Yeah, I could use some hand makeup sometimes. Yeah, of course.

The KKW Foundation. Anyways. Max, Lala, and Randall. Wishing their family the best. The KKW Foundation. Yeah. Anyways. Max Lala and Randall, wishing their family the best, hoping they can work through this. Hoping they can work through this, not giving up hope, but it's not a good situation. It's not. It's not. So, we'll leave it at that

for now. But, in some more positive couple news, Beyonce and Jay-Z are cozying up in a romantic ad for Tiffany's inspired by Breakfast at Tiffany's. Have you seen? I saw it on at the store. Yeah the store in New York is like undergoing renovation so the whole building is just one big ad and they just recently changed the ad to this new Beyonce and Jay-Z. It was Anya Taylor-Joy who was also looking gorgeous. Also looking gorgeous but this ad is everything of the sort. It comes with like an accompanying video where they're playing on the Breakfast at Tiffany's theme.

It's a short film called Date Night that shows the loving, playful side of their relationship, inspired by the New York City backseat taxi scenes from the 1961 film Breakfast at Tiffany's. The video begins with a glam Beyonce sitting in the back of a Rolls Royce, applying red lipstick and some jaw-dropping Tiffany & Co jewels. I have to say, this is a sickening campaign. I actually, like, when you live in New York, there's campaigns everywhere, there's ads everywhere. I almost got hit by a car.

Like, I was very struck by it. First of all, it's such a big billboard, because the whole building is wrapped in, like, a scaffolding while they're under construction, but they turn the whole thing for this photo shoot it is so jarring and it's so glamorous it's so rich it's it's really a work of art it really is and the harking back to breakfast at tiffany's when it's never hurt tiffany's never hurts never hurts no it's a 10 out of 10 on the ad scale like ad week is quaking.

They really, they crushed it. Oh, my God. I lost my triangle. What were you going to sing? Maybe I'll lend you mine. No, no, no, no, no. That's fine. No.

I'll lend you mine if you tell me what you're going to perform. I want to surprise you. Okay. And, like, you really can't guess it? Hannah said, what about breakfast at Tiffany's? She said I think I remember the film and as I recall I think. If you didn't listen to that song like On Your Way to School, that and like I Don't Want to Be by Gavin DeGraw, you weren't living. Like as you fall asleep on the bus and like wake up and then it's like henna said what about breakfast at tiffany she said who sings that song deep blue something i

don't know deep blue something no it clearly i don't know deep blue something that's the name are you sure deep blue something okay yeah that, I mean, I know the song. Give me my fucking thing back. I think Theo ate my triangle. No, I'm sure it just fell through the couches. Um, I'm so glad that song like resonated with you in such a deep way. It did it not with you? No, it's a good, like, I know it.

It's a good song. I wasn't like listening. That wasn't my bus jam. I feel like if I called Olivia right now and I'd be like, what does this song remind you of? I think me and Olivia had the same like life experience with that song. I don't think so. Should I call her? Yeah, call her.

See if she picks up. FaceTime or regular? Do FaceTime. Just let her know she's on a show. Being recorded, yeah. You know, not to say anything. Oh, she fucking sent me to decline. She, oh, okay.

Hurtful. Well, I'll get back to you on that. So what song do you kind of associate with like early mornings getting you know to school for me it's all fall out boy panic at the disco oh no yeah and I think for Olivia it's more in that vein too because Olivia and I are closer in age and have no but the thing is like I got an iPod and I remember that's when I started listening to it on the way to school and Olivia was the one with the computer and um LimeWire LimeWire like I didn't know so she whenever I wanted music I had to be like Olivia will you put music on my iPod and so we just listened to

whatever she was downloading yeah so literally all the music I listened to growing up was you guys were listening to interesting point no because also like I had my own computer so I wasn't listening to Olivia's playlist so I was 100%. Maybe. I see what you're saying. Wow. I've actually never really felt so old talking about my iPod and having to have Olivia put her LimeWire on it. I know. And Napster.

No, Napster. Yes, Napster was before LimeWire, but it was also before you. We really used LimeWire a lot. Used LimeWire. That was illegal, right? LimeWire? Yes. So we didn't use it. No, alleged LimeWire a lot. LimeWire. But also, that was like illegal, right, LimeWire? Yes. So like,

we didn't use it. No, alleged LimeWire. Allegedly, when, you would also download music, sometimes you would get like really janky songs,

and I feel like I've said this before, that had like stamps on it, so like when I, whenever I hear the song, um, who says you can't get stoned? Turn off the lights

and the telephone. Me in my house alone. Who says I can't get stoned turn off the lights and the telephone me in my house alone who says I can't get stoned johnmayor.com yeah they had like weird um like commercials they called a watermark watermark yeah um god I miss my iPod I know like my first iPod was literally the most important thing in my life and iPod nano that was my first iPod was literally the most important thing in my life. And iPod Nano. That was my first like the little black one before like iPod touches and all that stuff like which were sick obviously. Which morphed into the iPhone. Right. But when it was just you and the pod. What was your first iPod? The white one with the scroll. Oh like the circly. Yeah yeah like the that's og yeah no i got

the the nano yeah and then they had the ipod shuffle the little clip one that you like could clip to your jacket yeah that's such a snitch yeah that's such a snitch one that one stuck because it had no screen like you couldn't see what you were listening to yeah but it was like you know it was perfect for like the younger sibling yeah because they don't deserve like all the bells and whistles iPods are so iconic I know and the music just like sounded better from them like totally good times good times um are you ready for our next story if it's brought to you by Peacock's original one of us is lying it is five students walk into detention and only four walk out alive follow the story based on the number one New York Times bestseller one of us is It is. alive everyone becomes a suspect each with their own secrets and motives this juicy teen drama takes unexpected new twists as we find out who's hiding what in this can't miss new series with

romance betrayal secrecy and more one of us is lying is the murder mystery of the season so don't miss out on one of us is lying streaming now only on peacock go to peacock tv.com to get you claudia it's a pleasure okay our next story is a little art crime kim kardashian news she'll solve any crime by dinner time kim kardashian's met gala photo helped solve looted gold egyptian coffin case so somebody had stolen the the coffin yeah and they sold it to the met under false papers and then kim took a picture with it at the met gala and then sold it to the Met under false papers and then Kim took a picture with it at the Met Gala and then they like realized that that's where it was. Oh so somebody didn't steal it from the Met when the Met purchased it it was stolen goods. I believe so. I'm gonna read through the details

because you know this is involved. It's literally Ocean's 12, 13 whatever whatever the one that was at the Met Gala. Eight. Eight. In a wild turn of events, a photo of Kim Kardashian rocking a gold dress at the 2018 Met Gala, I believe her best Met Gala look ever. And Claudia Asher agrees. Has led to something quite unexpected, solving a mystery. A viral snap that showed her posing next to the coffin of Nejmonks has led to the conclusion of a long-running criminal case involving the golden artifact in a recent episode of journalist Ben Lewis

his podcast art bust you just love to see like podcasts making news podcast making news Kim making news art making news the podcast is called art bust scandalous stories of the art world he He dives into how the photo. Are there that many that they needed to start a podcast? For sure. Like there's so much art. Drama. Drama, crime.

And it's been around for so, I'm sure there's crazy stories. So many forgeries. There's so many stories. I'm sure. I'm sure Ben has plenty of content. He dives into how the photo played a role in catching the thieves who stole the coffin and sold it to the metropolitan museum of art for four million dollars by using fake documents damn before that the coffin which date backs to the first century bc was dug up from the

almenia region of egypt in 2011 during that year's revolution the manhattan assisted da was notified of kim's photo standing next to the coffin by an anonymous tipster. Not the DA. The DA was notified of the coffin. Was it Raphael Barba? Who's that? From one of your shows. He's the best DA in town.

He was notified of Kim's photo. The DA was sent Kim's photo by an anonymous tipster in the Middle East who originally received the image from a gang of pillagers. So Kim's photo going around, the informant was irritated that they were never paid for unearthing the coffin seven years before. By the time he talked to the informant, the DA had already opened up a jury investigation. But so what was it about Kim's photo that was like the last missing piece of this investigation? I guess they didn't realize that it turned up at the Met. Oh, those people who sold it. that it turned up at the med. Oh,

those people who sold it, the people who were looking for it. Yeah. Okay. This is, I need a film about this because it's not making sense. Or you could listen to the podcast. I'm sure he has a better job of explaining it.

Just all I know is Kim. Kim saved the day. Yeah. It does give me like PTSD though. Like all these gangs, like looking at Kim and like Kim and her pictures, like leave Kim alone, you know? And did that come to mind for you what like all these like gangs crime gangs like who would have thought like kim just taking like an innocuous picture of

met because she's like dressed similarly it's not even like a like a fabulous picture it's like blurry i hadn't even seen it me neither because it's not a good one it's probably like went right into her trash like you know delete yeah yeah it Me neither. Because it's not a good one. It's probably like went right into her trash. Like, you know, delete. Yeah. Yeah. It's like blurry and there's like a beam of light in the middle. Like it's not a gorgeous photo at all.

That is so crazy. I wonder what she thinks about this. I know. Like does this stuff get back to her? I think so. I think something like this would. Me too. Because it's a very serious thing and it's also pretty crazy and cool. You know.

But I'm sure not every you know she doesn't read every she doesn't have google alerts for herself no because her phone would break i just want to say i have google alerts on for us like the morning toast you're the most boring literally the morning toast google alert is one of the most painful things to read every morning you try avocado with your morning toast i Oh, stop. French toast recipe. I don't have Google Alerts for the toast then because I only have

Google Alerts for myself and I'm the most boring least famous person ever. No, same. It's once a year. Nothing comes out. Nothing comes out. Once a year

and it's full of lies. Allegedly. Yeah, for sure. So anyways, good on Kim. Like, love to see crimes being solved. Before dinner time. Before dinner time.

Before dinner time. Are you ready for our next story? I think it's news I don't know how you're going to feel about. I think you'll feel good, but I also think you'll have something to say. Well, that's what I came here to do. Netflix's To All the Boys franchise will be getting a spinoff series titled XO Kitty, starring the little sister who's played by anna cathcart netflix is expanding its hit to all the boys i've loved before franchise with a

brand new entry the streaming giant announced on monday that has picked up a 10 episode order of a new young adult series titled xo kitty which is a spinoff to the popular movies trilogy of films that were previously previously released the new show will center around the character of kitty song covey who's played by anna cathcart you guys might also know her from descendants oh really she plays drizzy yeah oh well let me say this i definitely have something to say because i had to say probably the one complaint i had in the movie was that that sister was really annoying and she had too much of a role

and like I just didn't enjoy her but having said that will I be watching this show? No. Is it for me? No.

So maybe the young kids like who watch that movie who are literally 15 years younger than me but also like the movie maybe they were like you know drawn She's our queen.

Yeah so I think maybe this is not a show for me but I just like if i had to make a spin-off of anything i honestly would give it to like either two people like john corbett ends up with his neighbor right i never saw the third one and then it could be like a nancy myers movie like he finds a nice woman across the street that could be one or you know who's like a really undervalued character in the franchise is, I can't remember anyone's names.

It's been so long. Lara Jean's friend who's cousins with the bully. Yes. She was like this wild gal. And she came on the toast. Oh, yeah. Like she was just like a wild gal. Like, I don't know.

I would watch a series. I think her name is like Chris. Chris. Chris. Yeah. I think she would be amazing. Like she's like, but I don't know. Maybe they're trying to skew younger. Yeah. I think she would be amazing. Like, she's like, but I don't know, maybe they're trying to skew younger. Yeah, no, I don't think they have a problem with, you know, getting the John Corbett demo

to Netflix. They should do a Nancy Meyers spinoff, John Corbett, and, you know, how, like, they blend their families. Called Blended 3. Blended 2 by Nancy Meyers. Yeah. No, I agree. I thought you would like this news because it's like more to

all the boys which you love but then you would also feel meh about it because you know is it the best premise I'm not sure no I'm sure it'll be fine it'll be good but it's not for you no it's not for me and that's okay but you know what you know what it's for it's for the campers it's for the campers but um did you see that they released a few photos from the summer i turned pretty no um so jenny han like launched like the twitter account for the series um jenny han wrote to all the boys i loved before and then she also wrote this other sickening trilogy which is actually made for children like i read all three books in actually one day um but it was so adorable this like teen romance it was so sweet and Amazon bought it and they've cast everyone and they're

the kids are just the kids are like quaking the kids are like good looking it's on Twitter we've gotten like a few sneak peeks I'm very excited about that I'm excited for you I'm just trying to find pictures but I didn't go to the Twitter I didn't read the books so you didn't no no because you said they like if you felt old reading them yeah I guess and you said it was just like yeah it was so sweet though I'm sure it was oh when that guy like touched her hair in the car I just like couldn't it was so sweet I literally like consumed all every book like in a day yeah I'm so good maybe I'll watch a show but I'm not gonna read the book yeah I'm sure the show will be cute or it'll be like really teeny bopper and I'll feel stupid yeah anything goes anything can happen anything goes well I'm feeling really annoying like show tune I think it's like from last night yeah like the inspiration that the drag queens

like left on my soul I think that's a really good influence you know a hundred percent are you ready for a fifth and final story no I'm actually not Oh my god okay get up and look for your thing. Get up? Yeah like just look in between the couches if it's not there then I'll play and you'll sing. And also this gives you guys... Oh amazing. This gives you guys time to lower the volume if you have a sleeping baby or dog or self or husband. It's the final story! do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do It was worth it. Is it worth it? Oh my God, I'm being really annoying. It was worth it. Also, the fifth and final story is Brushy by Bruch. Do you care?

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snapchat show about returning to her Louisiana roots. Addison Rae, one of TikTok's biggest creators, is going to star in her own show on Snapchat. Addison Rae Goes Home will document the influencer actor's trip to Louisiana where she grew up, her first time since moving back to L.A. Since moving to, her first time back since moving to L.A., yes. Got it. To pursue her entertainment career.

In the unscripted series Addison will reveal a more personal side than fans have ever seen before according to snap the series is scheduled to premiere in 2022 and is being produced by Maven so I want to say I think conceptually this is an amazing idea for a show there's you know we know Addison as the megastar but literally two years ago she was a college student like she's just a regular. I would love to see her in her hometown, but, like, Snapchat, really? First of all, like, who the fuck is watching that? Second of all, Addison was just in a Netflix movie. Like, this should be, like, a D'Amelio show thing or, like, a YouTube original. Like, something. Like, Snapchat? I mean, I guess, like, her teeny bopper fans, like, they do love Snapchat,

but I don't really think people are watching that long term, long form content on Snapchat. I agree. I don't think it's going to be that long. I'm sure it's like a very short 15 minute sort of series. And I'm sure they're paying her so much money. You know, like it's not ideal for us because I don't want to watch it on Snapchat. Like I would rather watch it on YouTube or like YouTube. Yeah.

If she was trying to be like a digital gal. But I think this is just an easy job for Addison. I think for a while when we used to report on everything Addison did, like every step she took was like the biggest deal because all of this was so new. So when she did I Am Beauty and then she did the Netflix, I think that every choice she made had like a huge impact on where her career was going to land. And now she's like a bona fide celebrity superstar, if you will. So she can do things like this that are like not as.

No one's even going to notice it. Yeah. Honestly, it's just like a drop in the bucket. This is just a press release. And it's a paycheck. It's a paycheck for sure. So, I mean, I don't think I'll be downloading Snapchat to watch it, but I would if it was elsewhere.

But I do feel like this like is a missed opportunity because the concept of the show is actually very good yeah and I'm sure the show will be really good like everyone loves to compare her to Britney like two Louisiana girls like I just think that her backstory like actually probably is really interesting Margot told me and I listened to like the first 10 minutes of her very first podcast episode with her mom Margot kind of gave me a synopsis of it because like I just couldn't listen to it. But they have a very they had a very interesting and kind of tumultuous life like before all of this happened. So I would actually love a real show like this but not on Snapchat. Yeah I agree. Well it's not over yet you guys because those were the past five stories and while I didn't

feel you needed to know them I do feel good knowing them. I agree. There's no harm in knowing them. Absolutely not. Today is Tuesday, which means it's Dear Toasters, which is our advice segment we do every Tuesday. And if you ever want to write in, get some advice from your favorite gals, your favorite gal pals. Deartoasters at gmail.com is the email. You can write in about anything and we will always keep it anonymous.

As we do today, we have a few submissions, so I would love to share them with you if that's okay. I would love to hear what everyone's up to. Hi. This is someone else, not me. Sorry, I didn't transition well. All right. First up. Thank you.

Hi. Congrats, Jackie on the baby. Longtime fan and listener of you both. I am currently pregnant with my first girl. My husband, Michael, and I are thrilled for this blessing. We always knew that when and if we have a son, we're going to name him Michael with a J middle name and call him MJ.

My immediate family has always known this. Who stole it? Who stole the name? Who done it? My sister, who is not married but has a long time boyfriend whose name also starts with an M, texted me randomly at 11pm at night that when she has a boy he is going

to be MJ. Your sister sounds delusional. I would be remiss if I didn't tell you that I got the biggest pit. I couldn't believe she had the audacity to text me that randomly. Am I ever reacting? I knew I shouldn't count my chickens before they hatch, but this just seems like such a slap in the face for my sister. If you guys were in the situation, would Jackie be annoyed?

Sincerely, a disappointed sister. Well, I just think it's worth noting, first of all, you are pregnant. Your sister has a long-term boyfriend but is not pregnant so you will get the name mj no but she's having a girl and that's oh i didn't put that together that's what she wants to name a boy so she still has to save it so in all this time of you know her having the girl and then whenever she gets pregnant again like the sister the sister could slide in i didn't i didn't see that it was a girl if this was like someone in my family and there was a name that like everyone knew I wanted and I planned on and then like some sister swooped in and was like I would just be like what the fuck you're joking

right but also there's a difference because we have a bunch of names in our family that we we like love as family names. Yeah. So whoever's pregnant gets to choose from the family name. Yeah. But if this is an original name that this girl came up with, no one's allowed to take it. Yeah. I agree.

And that's why you should never say your original name idea out loud ever, Shayla. You should be able to trust your sisters. Totally. But still, Shayla. But this is a betrayal. I mean, if she does. It's a betrayal of the highest degree. A sister betrayal.

If she does wind up betraying you in this way, like, say, you know, a year, a year and a half. Like, she has a son before you and she names him MJ. Like, whenever you do have a son, fucking name him MJ. Like. Yeah. Also, I just want to throw one thing out there because just I wanted to let you know that, like, personally, like, my first reaction to the name MJ, was Michael Jackson so I just oh no okay mine was Mercedes Chavid oh that's an amazing namesake I'm naming my child shot it Mercedes Chavid nobody steal it

so like that way if you want to you could name your daughter MJ what about Michaela J but MJ for a girl oh Mercedes Chav. Mercedes Javid. Mercedes Javid is normalizing like everything for me right now. Right? Yeah. MJ for a girl. Take it. Like for real.

And Mikayla, I mean, is the most beautiful name. And there's, take it from us, the possibilities for nicknames are endless. Endless. Kayla. Mikayla's like become my favorite name of all time in the history of names. And so I think you should really consider this. And then you could also call her Kayler. And then Kayla, Kayla Swift, her royal canis, like KKK.

Oh no. Oh my God. Sorry. Are you okay? I was just trying to be like Mikayla. No. Oh my God. So sorry.

Absolutely not. Let's move on. Jesus. Consider Mikayla. no oh my god so sorry absolutely not let's move on jesus consider mckayla and if you're if you if you're gonna if you say no to that suggestion i understand that's fine you know it's not for everyone no you're gonna be offended like um the less mckayla's there are and your sister like does go through with the betrayal then you should just still name your son mj and you know what i'm feeling so kind of like upset by this betrayal i wrote a song you bitch it's original betrayed me and i know that you'll never feel sorry for the way i hurt you talk to mj i'm still working on some of the, but that's pretty much like the gist of it. What do you think? I think it was pretty disappointing.

Like, because it's not an original song. How could you say that? It's a real song. I just heard it right now. It's a real song. Who sings that? Olivia Rodrigo? I don't know. I literally just heard that song.

You think Olivia Rodrigo, that's how good you think my song was? You think Olivia Rodrigo wrote it? And then the minute you had to improvise, you ran out of words. And I know that she'll never be. Okay, whatever. Yes, it is an Olivia Rodrigo wrote it and then the minute you had to improvise you ran out of words and I know that she'll never be okay whatever yes it is Olivia Rodrigo song but you didn't even know that so I did I just said it I know you were like it's Olivia Rodrigo like I could have said it's Taylor Swift like you would have known you know yeah that's true okay um so that was the first one that what was our advice our advice was Michaela yeah oh or Michaela's always the answer Michaela's always the answer or um just continue forge ahead in your path don't look in the rear view yeah forge

ahead do whatever you want doesn't matter what she does because she's a betrayer okay are we ready for this next one dear Claudia and Jackie congrats on the bebe Jackie congrats on your new tour Claudia thank you tickets available atwithnojob.com slash tour. Even though there's like almost none left. Okay. I'm in need of dire, no, I'm in dire need of advice. My best friend is about to get engaged to someone who's awful.

She's my ride or die from college. We have another best friend in our group and we both feel this way about her man. Let's call the girl Rebecca. Since college, the three of us have all lived in different states, so we didn't meet this man until later in the relationship. I met him first and immediately talked to my other friends, but my concerns were just that he was obnoxious. However, three months ago, the other best friend in our group met the man. We visited them in the home

they just built together, so obviously they're very serious. Rebecca and her man have been together for almost two years, and my concern has since escalated to major red flags. One, Rebecca cried to us, begging for us to be extra nice to her man and offered to help clean up Ooh. asked. Rebecca's man talked horribly about her other friends who visited before us. He actually said to us that he would rather murder them than have them visit again. Hyperbole, but very strange. Overall, he's abrasive. He kept saying very offensive things to try and instigate fights. We chose to ignore him because we were trying to be polite. There are a bunch of other things he does that are just ick. Me and my friend feel like we need to say something to her about him. Rebecca is so isolated where she lives and doesn't really have friends of her own there. Rebecca found the engagement ring box in the house, so she thinks he will propose soon.

My friend said she wouldn't be able to be a bridesmaid if she marries him. Multiple other close friends have brought up other concerns about him to me. My question is, do we say something and how do we say it? We love Rebecca so much and we are concerned. Please help a fellow girly girl out. We have to do it for the girly girls. Because, you know, I'm always like, just mind your own business. Let people make their own mistakes.

But, like, if you're all saying something that she can't see like and you haven't they're not engaged yet like you have the chance to do something wouldn't you want your friends to do that for you I don't know like you guys don't have to date him like she's she's a girl like she makes her own choices like on the one hand yeah you have one chance to save her but like what because you don't like him. Like obviously I doesn't sound like I would like this man either. I understand exactly where you're coming from, but at a certain point,

like people get to make their own choices. And like when you put your foot in it, like you just stink up the whole joint. Like I think no good deed goes unpunished. She's still going to get engaged to him. And then you guys are going to look like unsupportive friends. And how are you ever going to all hang out again? Like that's fair.

In reality. Of course, you've got to stop her. They built a fucking house together. This girl's not going anywhere. Yeah, and maybe she likes him. Maybe all the things that you don't like about him are endearing to her. Or they don't bother her as much as they bother you. Or somehow the way he is when they're just alone makes her happy

and that like the way he is around other people he's a worse version of himself that's very a lot of people are like that you know they in group situations suck and one-on-one they're totally fine but like this isn't like a a non-serious relationship where it's like they haven't moved in together yet right she doesn't know him and we're seeing something she doesn't she knows everything she knows this man She knows this man. She chose this man. She's excited about the ring. Like you could say something if, but you would only be saying it for yourself actually just

to get it off your chest. Right. Not necessarily for her because she knows him. Right. It's not like she's ever complained about him to you. So like she's very happy. And isn't that all that matters? Yeah.

And you don't have to sleep next to him at night like and it's not a crime to be annoying by the way like and talk about money it's fucking annoying but it's not a crime like sometimes you don't like the person that your friend is with yeah and that's fine you're not dating them and you know what like eventually I actually think this is a really hard part about growing up like everyone's priorities turn out to be like their partner and their relationship, the family they're going to build together. And it's not always about like friends, friends, friends. But like when you're in college, like your friends are everything.

So like that transition, like when the first friend is like obviously building a house and getting married, like it's really difficult because like what about us? Like, you know, we were your priority forever. But everyone, the older you get, like the family you're building building for yourself becomes your priority and it sounds like that's what this girl is doing yeah so if there was something that she didn't know i would say tell her you know you saw him you he was talking to this girl you heard something about him but it's all things that he's doing like in front of you and you just want to share your opinion about it and in front of rebecca yeah no it's all things that he's doing in front of her too like she sees, she sees exactly what you see, and she actually sees more because she spends more time with him.

And she likes him. And she's still making her choice. I don't think it's going to be productive for you to say. I just don't think you're going to get the answer that you want where she's like, yes, save me, and you guys all go back to being roommates. Like, I think she's going to, like, then she's going to choose him. Resent you, yeah. She's going to choose him and keep you at arm's length.

So what would you prefer? Yeah, the balls in your court. Sorry, I know that's not what you wanted to hear. Resent you, yeah. She's going to choose him and keep you at arm's length. So what would you prefer? Yeah. The balls in your court. Sorry, I know that's not what you wanted to hear. No, not at all. There is one more into your toasters. Okay. And it is brought to you by Spritz Society.

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making pasta yeah but I now bring like a can of spritz and it's just like such a festive cute thing to bring and it's just like a level up I That's a great call. Okay our final dear toasters. Hello Jackie and Claudia. I have to say that the podcast has gotten me through some tough times this past year. I lost my brother in June and you guys have been a ray of light for me since. Thank you and I'm so sorry. Now to my petty friend situation that I need your advice on. I have a really tight circle of best friends and after I lost my brother last year. Sorry I read this wrong. I have a really tight circle of best friends and after I lost my brother last year sorry I read this wrong. I have a really tight circle of best friends and after I lost my brother last year all of them except for one Ramona made a huge effort to be there for me. I confronted Ramona she said some nasty things and we naturally had a falling out but she stayed

friends with two of my best friends. That would piss me off. Fast forward a year and multiple apologies later and I've tried to reach out to rekindle a relationship inviting her to my parents lake house for july 4th inviting her to lunch texting her to check in and even seeing her a couple of times she blew off my july 4th invite and i decided not to invite her on a girl's trip for my birthday a weekend i asked my best friends to be my bridesmaids ramona wasn't invited ramona never told me she was upset about that and i moved forward with still reaching out and even invited her to formal engagement party with my fiance well this past weekend she had a large birthday dinner and doesn't invite me two of my best friends telling two of my best friend that it's because I didn't

invite her to my girls weekend three months ago am I being petty by uninviting Ramona to our engagement party our very close family and friends will be there and we're spending over $200 per person at a 100 person venue so you're you're spending... What is that? 20 grand. Wow. Nice eating party. Maybe invite us. Yeah, we'll take her spot.

Yeah, 100%. Clearly she doesn't think we're actually friends and I'd rather focus my night on hanging out with people I don't have to question why they're there. Please help. From an overly...

overthinking and possibly doormat of a toaster. I have to say, right from the get-go here, I was shook because... You should have checked my math. Oh, was that right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, right from the get-go here, I shook because check my math oh was that right yeah okay right from the get-go here I'm like I don't think this girl if if there's a friend in your life who you

considered a friend who's not there for you like when your brother died it's like the hardest time in your life not a friend first of all not a friend you're a very nice person for reaching back out after but I do think that this relationship is kaput like yeah I don't think you should I think like you should just wash your hands of it like it's so petty back and forth don't invite her to the engagement party and really never talk to this bitch again like there there are things that people do that are unforgivable and for me like this is one of them I completely agree like that would be my response to it sounded like she already sent out engagement party yeah she's the girl's invited but she's like is it petty if I disinvite

her I think like yes because then you're getting back into this like tit for tat with Ramona where it's like let her come to the engagement party ignore her and please don't ever speak to her again like what an awful awful person like she didn't deserve your kindness when you were the one to reach out after you were going through a hard time and the fact that like you invited her to your parents house for July 4th and she can't invite you to a birthday dinner. Like fuck Ramona. Fuck Ramona. And you know it sounds like you have other wonderful people in your life. You're engaged.

Like we're moving forward and we're leaving. We're leaving Ramona in the in the rear view. And if you feel like that the lack of Ramona in your life is going to leave some sort of gap like join a local toaster group and you can find an amazing friend there. Like I really really want you to know like how little I want you to be friends with Ramona you need to get away from Ramona absolutely and I love that you named her Ramona like it's so appropriate yeah I'm so like she's so you sound like a lovely person for like wanting to welcome this person back into your life but it's okay for you to be like you know what what you the lack of love you showed me at one of the hardest times

my life like I really don't think I can get past. So with all due respect, like, fuck off. And you have so many friends who were there for you. You know, focus on the positives. Your fiance, you're getting married. Leave Ramona in the dust. Peace out, Ramona. That's the message here.

Good day, Ramona. Good day, Ramona. So that was Dear Toasters. If you ever want to write in for some unsolicited, fabulous, what I think to be really constructive, helpful advice, deartoasters at gmail.com. And if you've written in recently and we gave you some advice

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And that's our show. Tomorrow is hump day. It is my final show of the week. But fret not, Thursday, Friday of this week and Monday of the week but fret not thursday friday of this week and monday of next week my husband ben boy with no job will be filling in for me with jacqui so thank you once again for you know picking up the slack when i could not and really thanks to ben for hooking it up a lot of people were wondering like why ben's not coming with me so

yes ben was invited to the wedding that i'm going to it's one of my best friends from high school but ben can't go he has many work commitments that he couldn't get out of. So then I'm like, well, if you're not going, do my work commitments for me too. Yeah, add a little more to your plate. Also, just a reminder, fall merch is available at shopmorningtoast.com right now. I wear a size medium in everything.

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