The Toast - S4 Ep190: High School Musical 4: Monday, November 1st, 2021

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

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Brr, brr, brr, ma, ma, ma. Good morning, millennials. Ryan, that's my line. Sharpay, we're supposed to do it together. We do everything together. How sad is that? Our hopes, our dreams, they're all rolled up into one, Sharpay. So you are just riding my coattails, Ryan.

Just admit it. Never, Sharpay. We can do this together. Miss Darbus, what do you think? I think that the theater waits for no one so get the fuck on with it it's fair darvis speaks darvis speaks facts no cap darvis she really no cap darvis speaks facts by the way always you are looking gorgeous ryan thank you sharpay i got a new hat can you give us a little um like where OOTD? Where's all this from?

Bama Rush style. Yeah. So my pants I borrowed from my husband because they're the only thing that fits me right now. Um this Argyle sweater is gorgeous. Yes I did sew this myself. It's from the costume department. Right right right. And this hat Amazon. So cute. Thrifty king. Yeah thrifty king. Everything I'm wearing is designer um because you know our dad likes me better. Right, right, right. And this hat, Amazon. So cute. Thrifty King. Yeah, Thrifty King. Everything I'm wearing is designer. Because, you know, our dad likes me better. Rest in peace. I wasn't aware you guys had one.

And yeah, I'm just feeling so excited to be here on the morning toast. I feel like this podcast is really going to launch my career. Yeah. Sharpay, I think you're a star already. Born a star. Born a star. You're going to do amazing things, Sharpay. And you know what?

You're going to do amazing things, Sharpay. And you know what? You're going to do amazing things, too, behind the scenes. I know you're going to be a great producer and a great stagehand, and I'm just so excited for this journey for us, really, Ryan. Family over everything. But I have dreams of the spotlight, Sharpay. Sure, yeah. I don't know. You were at the club this weekend.

Put your hand away. All right, you guys. Welcome to Toaster Ween 2021 that's right you've got Ryan you've got Sharpay most importantly Miss Darbus you have Darbus Darbus is here to keep us in check because you know Sharpay I don't want to I don't want to hurt your feelings but you know sometimes you can get a little carried away right and it's important that we have the theatrical director to keep us both in check you know what's so comical what is the fact that you you irrelevant ugly think that you can hurt my feelings like that's like saying you know well i know one person who can hurt your feelings. Darbus. This is a family matter. Read her to filth Darbus. Read her to filth. Troy Bolton can hurt your feelings.

Tarbus. Troy Bolton. Not cool Darbus. You know what I don't even need Troy Bolton. Him and Gabriella can go run along dancing in fields. I'm going to Broadway. I'm going to Hollywood. How did Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure go Sharpay? It was the Disney Channel original movie of the year, okay? Yeah, that's why you bought out the whole country club so you could spend the summer with Troy Bolton. Don't bring the country club into this, okay? You know that was a really hard period for me, right? And for you to throw it back in my face shows you're not my true partner. That was a low, Sharpay. How much money did you waste? Sunny would never have done this to Cher. Sunny would never have done this to share employed the entire wildcats

just so troy would talk to you yeah that's something that is something i don't think it's pathetic actually it's oddly reminiscent of you know really strong female heroines in in in i can't even talk in some of my favorite films and plays that That's sorry. I'm such a method actor that I just kind of channeled Juliet of Romeo and Juliet. You would know nothing about that, Ryan, would you? I would know. I think you would. Thank you. No, I don't think you would know what it's really like to put yourself out there in a real way.

I do because Kelsey and I have something special, which is why I borrowed her hat. Where is Kelsey? She's working on something new for Troy and Gabriella, not for you. Yeah, no, I'll go see to that. Yeah, no, it's some of her best work. Happy Halloween, Ryan. Happy Halloween, you guys. Thank you, Margo, for being here.

Thank you for having me. I can't lie. I can't recall an episode of The Morning Toast, Halloween or otherwise, where I've ever been so uncomfortable in an outfit. I've never. I'm sweating. You look incredible. Do I? my wig is like sliding back I'm so hot Sharpay who Evans you guys like this wig is so tight I'm so hot no you look so good blonde is your color you think yeah I think so too and those glasses Gucci

yeah via Amazon Gucci for Amazon you know what I saw people I've ordered this all a while ago but I saw people on TikTok who like had dressed up as Sharpay not obviously as good as us and not as in character um and everyone got these glasses because when you search pink glasses on Amazon this is the first that come up and they're so Sharpay they really are like I feel like all I needed was a sunglass is everything else my bow bow? It's just an accoutrement. Yeah, and the wig, of course. Yeah, the wig that's for a toddler. It's, like, sliding off my head.

Speaking of wigs, hey, Darbus. Hello. Your hair's looking a little unkempt. Is everything okay at home? I had a wild night with Coach Bolton last night. Is everything okay at home with Mr. Darbus? No. There is no Mr. Darbus. There is no Mr. Darbus.

There is no Mr. Darbus. Not anymore? Yeah, his name is Mr. Bolton. Oh, yeah. The theater can't have husbands. The theater is your husband. The theater is my husband. Darbus, why am I British now?

Darbus, when are the Spring Musical auditions? Auditions will be in the month of March. Okay. And callbacks will be in April And you will not be getting one That's not very Darbus of you Actually yes it is All's equal in the theater Everyone gets a callback Margot

Well No they don't Not everyone gets Everyone gets an audition No but everyone like me Gets a callback Well cause you're the only one Who tries out usually

Except for Troy and Gabriella What should we do this year bro? For the musicale? No for the audition I think we should do one of our classics me too bop to the top or bop to the top i'm feeling bop to the top yeah i'm kind of feeling that too it's kind of like a dangerous choice but i think rehearse yeah okay jarvis close yours yeah we don't want to spoil it for you i believe in dreaming shooting for the stars. Baby, to be number one, you've got to raise the bar.

Kicking and scratching. Ow! Grinding on my... Yeah! Anything it takes to climb the ladder of success. Shake our tails off every day. Wrong line, Ryan. The competition.

Throw them all away. Throw them all away. Throw them all away. Yeah, we're going to bop, bop, bop, bop to the top. Slip and slide and ride that rhythm. Zip, zip, zop, zop, zop. We're going to start our stuff. Zig, zag, zop, zop to the top. Run, run, run, run, corner.

We'll keep setting up till the music stops. Stop, stop, stop. Do the bop, b the music stops. Stop. Stop. Do the bop bop bop to the top. Don't ever stop. Bop bop bop. Show some muscle. Do the hustle work.

I'm ready to turn around. By my way and I have my dish. That's really good. We need to work on dish in. Oh, God. Sharpay. That's really good. We need to work on that one. Yeah, I think you really need to work on, like, that whole thing. I think I held it down. I wouldn't agree.

I think you're a little rough around the edges. Yeah, you know, I think my... I think you had a wild weekend and it's affecting your voice. I think my glasses are starting to fog up for how hot it is under my wig. You can take your glasses off. We're all friends here, Sharpay. No, I overslept, and I really didn't have a lot of time to do my best Sharpay makeup.

I tried to put, like, pink eyeshadow on my legs. I saw. And it looks like I got punched. Maybe somebody had enough of Sharpay's shit, and they finally punched her. Honestly, it looks good. You look great. But, like, the glasses aren't bothering me.

The wig is. The Sharpay can never. No, Sharpay can never. Oh my God. You know, being Sharpay is a lot of work. I have a lot of respect for Ashley Tisdale. Yeah. No, she gives it all every single day.

She does. And you know what? While I'm here, I would just like to show like Sharpay in 2021 has been canceled sufficiently. Well, she was like canceled in 2008. Then she was resurrected briefly, Justice for Sharpay. But now she's been thoroughly canceled once again like yeah so i'm now here as kind of the um the grown-up version of sharpay who's had her tweets exposed who's had her old high school bullying activities exposed on a tiktok

so i'm just here as like a person who is eating pot a. And I'm here to issue an apology. It's a screenshot on my notes app. It's pink. It's scented. And I just want to say, the person I was when I was a teenager is not currently who I am now. And who are you now, Sharpay?

I'm a philanthropist. I'm a lover of animals and humans. I'm a thespian. I love the theater. I love art. I love culture. I don't know. I've just kind of grown up

over the last couple years and I think you guys are going to be really excited for the Sharpay that you're going to see here today. That's beautiful. Shut up, Ryan. Shut up.

Seriously. Like, it's enough already. I just want to support you. I want to support you. Shut the fuck up, Ryan. Shut the fuck up. You're right. I talk too much. I completely agree. completely agree okay well we have a great show for you today per usual we'll be in and out of

character you never know when sharpe's hammer is gonna come down on brian your hat like it's too much i mean i think it's so fabulous all that everyone's gonna be wearing it next season for sure yeah show us your best jazz hands Fabulous. Everyone's going to be wearing it next season. For sure. Yeah. Show us your best jazz hands. You guys, if you're listening today's podcast, I highly recommend, obviously, coming over to YouTube. We're in full costume, and it's Tostaween. And we're going to do our regular episode, obviously, but we just really can't be helped as thespians ourselves

if the Ryan, Sharpay, and Darbus just kind of ooze out of us. Yeah, because it's who we are at our core. And it's what happens, you know? It is what happens. It's worth mentioning that Jackie and I did fight over who, well not fight. I was going to ask how you guys decided. We both wanted Ryan. We both wanted to be Ryan. Even though you would think that like Sharpay is the more desirable character,

I think that Ryan's a bit more nuanced. And more dynamic and easy to like get into victim mentality. Like nobody wants to be like the big bully, especially me. You seem to have a really easy time. Right, that's what I'm saying. Like now everyone who thinks I'm mean to like you and Ben is just going to be like, look, she was so good at Sharpay.

So obviously I didn't want to do this. So we actually flipped a coin because neither of us would back down on it. And I just really didn't want to be like big pregnant Sharpay, like big dope. And I understood that. In pink. I do understand that. So what do do you call me i'm a big dope in pink yes so sharpay okay that is sharpay i'm just saying i just feel really comfortable in this outfit i think it's more maternity friendly i agree agreed and so i'm just like living my best life literally call me jazz hands jazz square um so i also feel weird that we're like swapped seats

yes but just darvis and i are just kind of a team you know you always want to stick close to darvis so you can manipulate her decision i'm a sneaky brown noser with a not so hidden agenda it's true um so now that i'm sitting here like should i do the crunch oh do you want to get into everything do you have anything else to talk about no I mean just I had a nice evening with Kelsey last night we caught up on Real Housewives and then she went home to work on her sheet and then you did a little jam sesh yeah we did we're always just jamming you can't put the jam in the jar no but like when I think about like some of the time you spend with Kelsey like it does make me sad why because I don't know I'm just out here living a fabulous life on our father rest in peace dime But when I think about some of the time you spend with Kelsey, it does make me sad. Why?

Because I don't know. I'm just out here living a fabulous life on our father, rest in peace, dime. And I'm just, you know what I did last night? I went to a movie premiere. And I actually saw Zac Efron. Do you remember him? He went to our high school. Troy?

Yeah. He's in this new film. And he was obviously so excited to see me. It was really kind of like a beautiful moment, full circle. He obviously saw the growth in me. I mean, I really get to talk to him because he pretended he didn't see me. It was really kind of like a beautiful moment, full circle. He obviously saw the growth in me, you know? I mean, I really get to talk to him because he like pretended he didn't see me, but I felt this like spiritual connection to him. That's good. That's good that no matter how much like you grow and evolve, like you're still delusional. Yeah, like that's kind of like part

of my brand. Yeah, that's your hallmark. You know, I'm really excited to be on this podcast because I really feel like, Ryan, you and I should really start um like working on our social media you know okay I think we can get discovered that way or at least I can yeah no I have some really good ideas and plans I think people would want to hear from me and you know my take on how I you know live my lifestyle sure Ryan like how I got this sweater yeah no it's and I have other sweaters too we believe it are you gonna give that sweater to Zach when you're done no I'm gonna give it to I wear that oh yeah like that's what the kids are wearing like Emma Chamberlain style yeah the hat I'm keeping obviously no the hat goes in the toast

hall of fame yeah no this hat has changed my life no I know sometimes you put on a piece of clothing that like literally changes the DNA inside of the person. Like, yeah, it gives you a whole new perspective. Is there anything today that's changing your DNA? I guess these glasses a little bit, but honestly, I know I'm not having the same sort of like moment as you are, but you know what? Ryan needs a moment. So it's fine. Darbus, are you feeling personally attached to anything you're wearing?

I mean, of course. Look at my, look at my fudge. You look so good. You do. Thank you so much. Thank you for my kimono. Yeah. I'm going to need that back. Yeah, no, I don't of course. Look at my, look at my fudge. You look so good. You do. Thank you so much. Thank you for my kimono. Yeah. I'm going to need that back.

Yeah, no, I don't want it. No, I'm just. Darbus is a savage. I don't know what you expected. Darbus is a savage. I'm just, I, you know, I get a lot of compliments on that. No, I know. It just looks different like when you're not wearing it on a beach.

That's true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. But when you're wearing it in the theater, everything sparkles. Right, Darbus? That's true. Right.

That's right. Oh, so what is the spring musicale? You didn theater, everything sparkles. Right, Jarvis? That's true. Right. That's right. Oh, so what is the spring musicale? You didn't tell us. Um, you know, we're still audiating on it. Okay, okay. I heard it's a Jarvis original.

Jarvis has become lazy. She's really kind of slipping up in her old age. I think we're going to do Dear Evan Hansen. Sounds like Ryan's going to shine. Oh, my God.

There's no female lead in Dear Evan Hansen. No. No, you'll be, what's her name? The sister. Laura? I think. No, she's played by a girl named laura but i think wait darvis how do i look i'm ready oh she has her cast on all right let's hear it this is an opportunity for ryan let's hear it i could i could help you workshop you know i'll let you have this one

on the outside always looking in will i ever be more than I've always been Cause I'm tap tap Shut up Sharpie this is my moment This is not harmony Waving through a window Oh Can anybody see Is anybody waving

Back at me Oh Waving Shut up Waving back at me. Oh. Waving. Shut up. Waving. Hey. Gorgeous, right?

What do you think, Darvis? I think it's good. I think I'm a shoo-in unless Troy tries out. He'll really give me a run for my money. I don't know. I purposely moved the school decathlon, the basketball team, qualifying game, the Great British Bake Off, and all the other extracurricular activities to the same time as auditions. So no person can be in two places at once, right? And I did that for you. Thanks. Thanks, sis. Okay, here's the plan for today's show, you guys. We got the Fast Five.

to Fast Five. We've got some TV recap. Last night was the finale of Potomac Housewives and then also a new episode of Salt Lake City Housewives, which was both just like meh. Meh. Big meh.

Big meh, but there's lots of news, lots of things to discuss. We have a lot to discuss. Did you get the new Bravo news? Yes. Okay. So let's jump right in

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like when I was a kid, I was such a star that I'd someday end up, you know, in the Grammy Museum or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, something like that, and they just wanted to preserve all of my things, which I thought was really cool of them. They're so smart like that. Yeah, and mine too. Yeah, no, I think they have a bunch of your hats in a box somewhere in the attic. I hope that flood in 97 didn't get to them. Okay, first story, you guys, Big news. I'm still thinking like quaking thinking about it. We need to discuss... The theater is quaking.

The theater is quaking. Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson holding hands at Knott's Scary Farm. They went on some rides together. First of all, they were just like together hanging out. Which is just weird. They were part of a big group obviously. So, it wasn't like a one-on-one date. But obviously like there's okay so like there was just like the group photo that was at first shocking then they sat next to each other on the ride like okay they held hands and then the picture okay how they got people magazine got that picture that's like taken on the ride I wonder how much they paid the operator for that yeah yeah they're holding hands they look so cute. And is there any chance in hell that they are a romantic item?

Yeah. I mean. Like every, like Page Six is saying they're just friends. Everyone is saying they're just friends. I mean, they might just be friends right now, but it's obviously like a stepping stone, no? Yeah. I just feel like too, like of age, single people don't hold hands on a roller coaster. Who just kissed on TV. Right. You don't hold hands on a roller coaster unless like there's the beginning of feelings. No, there's definitely something going on. I don't know if it's going to last forever. I think this is probably just like Kim's, you know, flinging back into single life. But I think they're definitely going to bone like and spend some time together.

I'm obsessed. I never would have. Obsessed. I never would have put these two together. I'm obsessed. I'm so obsessed for Kim because like he's a funny guy. She'll have fun. Obviously he's doing something right with his life.

He literally dates the most prestigious women in town. And I'm obsessed for Pete because it's like also you have to remember like he was engaged to Ariana Grande. Like you really can't go up from there in life. You know what? But I don't really feel like he's gone down at all. No, he hasn't. But like now he's dating Kim.

No, and like now it's just like, let's all take a step back, okay? Kim? We have to look at Pete Davidson, who has now, we think, dated Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale. Phoebe, what was her name? Oh, Phoebe Richardson. Margaret Qualley. Right. Kaya Gerber ever or no?

Or I just got her confused with margaret qually like they're so similar that's a good that's an interesting i feel like briefly but i could be confusing my skinny brunettes okay so we have this man who's dated all these women like literally the most sought after gorgeous rich bachelorettes in the world and pete is just like this funny guy from Staten Island. Like it's so, it's so crazy to me. First of all, I don't know anyone who's ever dated that many eligible women in such a short period of time. And someone who's just so like, he's not, he's not George Clooney. Like he's on a TV show. He's a standup comic. He's from Staten Island.

He still lives in his mom's house. Like it's honestly mind-boggling it boggles the mind no it's an amazing story a true uh it's a hero story yeah it's a it's a happy happy ending yeah no you love to see it i mean kim is the most eligible bachelorette in the world and i'm really really here for this i hope that it's something i mean or at the very least that they're going into business together because I would love to see what these two could cook up. Yeah, that's true.

I mean, maybe they're going to be in a movie together. And like she's helping him. He's helping her like be funny, like learn how to block cameras. Yeah, but that's like when you are like working on a project with your crush. No, it's a movie. And you're like,

we should go to Knott's Scary Farm to work on the project. That's literally what happened to you and Kelsey. Like you tricked her to come to your house to see like your collection of keyboards. Yeah. And she brought her sheet music and just plots. Right. And it was on from there.

So like that's why I feel as though even though it might not be something yet for these two, they could be on the road to love like me and Kelsey have found. We're literally on our way. Yeah. I can't believe it, by the way. When I saw these pictures it was i didn't know what i was looking at for a second it was so shocking that it actually took me some time to understand okay kim pete who cares wait they kiss wait they're both single wait they're both like

looking wait they're holding hands right it's a journey to get to the final conclusion that like these two might actually end up like an item not forever I don't know but like it'll be a fun little thing that Kim did on the way to her next relationship Mr. Right Now yes hello what do you think counts Darbus counselor Darbus Miss Darbus is the ultimate counselor oh wait that's a great question Miss Darbus what do you do in the summers I have the summers off. Yeah. Yeah, I know. So you don't volunteer

to theater camp or anything? No, I go to some summer camps. They bring me in as like a, you know, guest of honor. A liaison, yeah. But besides that, I really,

it's where I can just debrief from the craziness of you fuckers. And do Darbus tings? Yeah, Darbus tings. What do Darbus tings entail? Darbus tings entail I smoke a lot of weed.

For sure. Darbus is a pothead, for sure. And Darbus tings entail, I smoke a lot of weed. Darbus is a pothead for sure. And Darbus definitely is a son's topless. Yeah, for sure. No, she does like, I like to go to vagina tanning. I like swinger parties. Is there a Mr. Darbus?

No. No. You killed him? The theater is your husband. The theater is Mr. Darbus. Would you say that the theater came between Mr. and Mrs. Darbus? There was never a Mr. Darbus. Oh, there was never? No between Mr. and Mrs. Darbus? There was never a Mr. Darbus. Oh, there was never?

No. The theater was in the way. Oh, got it. Okay. She's married to her work. I'm sorry to have offended you, Mrs. Darbus. It's okay. You know, I'm probably going to end up being the next Mrs. Darbus at the rate that I'm going.

How's your Mr. Evans going? Sharpay, those who can't do teach, never forget. Excuse me, Ryan? Am I catching a fucking attitude from you, bitch? Is that, is that, wait, did I hear a fucking attitude? Shut the fuck up, Ryan. Go back to your sheet music. Let me go back to the auditorium, okay?

Sharpay, I thought you've changed. I have. Someone's going to make a TikTok exposing you for this behavior. We're being recorded. You know what? Villain mentality over here okay this is the villain like you know we need a villain origin story about charpe like how did she get this way yeah like the let's do like the year before gabriella and troy transferred to yeah

what was charpe going through right and i'm sure charpe had to like beat out some seniors when she like the year before who were putting her down and saying, Sharpay, you're not good enough. Yep. But then you live long enough and you become the villain. And I think that's what happened to Sharpay. I think so too. And then what's going on at the Evans home?

She could have used her position of power in the theater to raise up other voices within the theater. And instead she put them down. No, of course. Because you want to know why? A star is a star. and a star will rise. And she has risen. She has risen. She has risen.

Sorry, I didn't want to, I used the wrong tense. And I'm the star, and I just think it's time everyone on this fucking couch got on board. Well, I'm on a different couch, so, but I'm already on board. You know I'm Team Sharpay. Choo-choo. That's right, Ryan. And you know what? For that small compliment, you can be the stage manager in my next production. Thanks, Sharpay. Choo-choo. That's right, Ryan. And you know what? For that small compliment,

you can be the stage manager in my next production. Thanks, Sharpay. It's what I've always dreamed of. And you can bring that little Kelsey, too. Have her write me a stellar ballad for the second act. Kelsey, like, is not down for you. No, I know. It really comes between our relationship.

Not to make it about me, sorry. No, and I think we should talk about how this relationship you found yourself in while I am super, super happy for you, it's definitely become toxic for our family. We've all kind of spoken about it, and we don't think Kelsey's the right fit. I mean, I know mom and dad really like her, so it's really just you. No, I actually spoke to mom and dad. Rest in peace.

And they were basically just saying how they think, this is not my words, it's theirs, that Kelsey's taking advantage of you. She doesn't actually like you, and she's using you for your money and connections as a songwriter. Well, at least she's using me. Okay. You know, at least someone wants to hang out with me. I'm gonna cry. It's so sad.

Okay, are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Big news announced this morning. A new Bravo Real Housewives franchise is coming in 2022 and it's the real housewives of dubai bravo is further expanding the real housewives franchise with its first international locale officially greenlighting the real housewives of dubai now that was a little confusing because there are other real housewives like melbourne cheshire but those are by different production companies like they kind of like license out the name.

They don't air on Bravo. And they don't air on American Bravo. And like Bravo doesn't claim them. No, they don't. It's actually really weird. I don't really get how that whole thing works. It is really weird. This is not that.

No, this is full Andy Cohen approved. This is full Andy Cohen approved airing on Bravo, you know, 9, 8 central. So Andy said in a press release, everything's bigger in Dubai. And I couldn't be more excited to launch bravo's first international housewives series in a city i've been fascinated by for years with an outstanding group of friends as our guides caroline stanbury is rumored to be heavily involved well that was my next thing like she must be involved and that is so exciting to hear the cast has not been revealed yet but if they're revolving around caroline like i'm so in no No. And you know what? Like, what do I always say is required for a housewife to be

successful? Money. And there's literally no shortage of money in Dubai. And I actually think this is a great selection. I think it'll be so interesting. I mean, I think a lot of people wonder about like what it's like in Dubai. Like from Bravo's perspective, we've seen glimpses of it, like on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but to live there must be so interesting you have to be so rich and I actually cannot wait to see who they choose I can't wait to see all the homes the cars the bags I think it's gonna be fabulous I give this an A plus but you know what I do think it's now becoming like I think they need to like cancel another oh they I guess they did just cancel Dallas yeah because like it's too much and not all of them are so good yeah that like in order for me I think they need to like cancel another. Oh, I guess they did just cancel Dallas. Yeah.

Because like it's too much and not all of them are so good. Yeah. That like in order for me to keep being like a full-time fan. They got to whittle it down. They got to trim the fat. Yeah. And that was, I guess, them in Dallas, even though I think there are other franchises

that deserve to go before Dallas, but it's easy to cut off Dallas when it's not an OG franchise. Like people are so attached to New York and OC, even though they both deserve to be permanently canceled. Yeah, I agree with everything. And I think Dubai is going to be really great. And it's like so crazy for Caroline Stanbury.

Like she was Ladies of London. She moved to Dubai. They stopped the show because there's no ladies in London without Caroline. And it didn't get really bad. And then, no, it was always good. It was like never had time to get bad. And now like, I'm sure this is happening in large part because of her. 100%.

And also, when they announced yesterday that Andy was going to be announcing a new franchise, and I was racking my brain trying to think about what it could be, because I was just thinking U.S. But now this opens up the whole world to Real Housewives franchises. I mean, the Real Housewives of Paris, that would be sick. Yeah, I think in America, the only thing that would still be good is a Real Housewives of Nashville. Yeah.

With, like, you know, country singers, wives. Yes. Like, Brittany Aldean and, like, Ray Lynn. Like, well, she's a singer, so she's probably too busy. But, like, yes, singers and wives. Yes, I agree. Gwen Stef like yes singers and wives yes I agree Gwen Stefani could be on it I agree I don't think that they live in Oklahoma totally I don't think that they'll do it like I don't think and I don't think the women will do it yeah I don't think they

want to open up their lives like no and they're so rich like they don't need it and they're so famous in their own circles like they don't need the fame or the money which is why it would be good yeah agreed well that's like some very exciting Bravo news for all of us. Yeah, and did you see I sent you something last night from like a Bravo fan page? They think they found who the new friend of Beverly Hills is. Yeah. I mean, she was just at a dinner, so she could just be like invited, but she had a house sale for $87 million, so that's always good.

Yeah, I'm just like not on that level of fandom of like, you know, exploring who showed up to a meal. Oh, for Beverly Hills, I think I am. Oh, no, but I'm glad to see that enthusiasm from you, Sharpay. It's nice to be passionate about things. Ryan, you should try it sometime. I am passionate about a lot of things. But something besides your hats.

And Kelsey. And Kelsey and your vest. Wow. Darbus with the knife. Darbus with the knife in the library. No, in the auditorium. In the theater, guys. Oh, you don't like

the word auditorium? No. No. It's so provincial. It does dull down what she does. Yeah. She doesn't like to be reminded

she's in a high school. In a school. Right, like literally, Darvis, you're such a thespian and like you literally spend all your time in a sweaty auditorium that they also use

for the science decathlon. I have tenure, so. Oh, oh. You know, you should take a sabbatical soon, Darvis. You work too hard. Okay. buddy auditorium that they also use for the science tk i have tenure so oh you know you should take a sabbatical soon darvis you work too hard okay do you want to travel darvis where do you want to go i would love to go to the theater capital of the world broadway new york i was gonna say like fucking kansas oh yeah i've heard that the theater scene in Wichita is unparalleled. Me too. Darvis.

No, sorry. No, it's okay. Okay, are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, because Alec Baldwin is speaking out about the fatal shooting of Helena Hutchins on the Rust set. I'm sure a lot of you guys have seen this video by now, and if you haven't, please go watch it, because we're just going to talk about the body language of the vibes of this video so Alec and Hillary Hillary Hillary are in Vermont

and paparazzi are like staking them out and so they finally they stopped in the middle of the road to like answer some questions and everything about it was off now first of all I think most noticeably was like that Hillary was trying to make it about herself and that really rubbed people the wrong way no it rubbed Alec the wrong way like Alec was not letting her make it about herself for me I thought Alec was unhinged I think the whole I think the concept of these two people stopping in the middle of the road to talk to paparazzi about the death of a young woman is so inappropriate and I think like they the way that they're acting is like literally so disrespectful to her family yeah and i when i saw the video i'm like there's

no way this is real like i can't believe they actually got out and talked to paparazzi about this woman like and i get i think he's so desperate to clear his name because like people already hated him he wasn't like known for being the best guy before this and i think that like he's worried that people will think that like he was responsible and I get that for sure but I think you have to act with respect and like dignity towards the person who passed like it's a legal matter so like shut up yeah no one's expecting you to stop on the side of the road and talk to the paparazzi if you want to keep walking with your head down that's that would be understandable for all of us that's something that like a youtuber does so I thought like them speaking about the case at hand was odd and i thought the way that he spoke to her was like so rude rude

but she was being annoying as fuck i know but like still there's a million cameras it's not as if you don't know that you're being watching like you're gonna yell at your wife no obviously if you're yelling at your wife like that in public you're yelling at her worse in the house no and if you're yelling at her not just in public in front of cameras right yeah like it was so like spotting her away like a fly a body language expert could literally do like a dissertation on that video you could be a body language amateur and you could yeah sum this up so i thought that like she was being so annoying because it's obviously not about you and she just like kept trying to get in frame like every time the camera moved she would move too yeah um and the way alec was so dismissive and rude to her,

like you don't talk to your wife like that. Like there's so much to unpack from this video. And that's just starting conceptually, the fact that they even participated in this video is so disgraceful to me. And I think- Even if they had said, even if they struck the right tone

and said everything right, I would have said, you know what? That's still weird that they're talking to the paparazzi on the side of the road when nobody expects to hear from them right now it's an ongoing criminal matter but the content of the video and what was so surprising to me is like most of the commentary I saw was just about like making fun of Hilaria which yes there that's there for sure but like please don't insult my intelligence by calling her Hilaria seriously making fun of Hillary. Which is definitely an element to the video. But like Alex behavior is so crazy.

No, you know what? He's unhinged. And he's obviously been through a traumatic event. So I'm here to give him a little bit of grace. But I'm just increasing. And we spoke about this on the podcast on Friday. How he's like tweeting out articles about. I just think his behavior has been so disrespectful.

And so like insane since this incident and I just would expect more out of like a major celebrity honestly yeah with a publicist through like scandals before like right exactly you should just know what to do yeah yeah so that video was honestly like the most shocking thing I'd ever seen in my life no for a multitude of reasons I get through the whole thing it's painful I know the way he keeps walking away from her to get her out of the camera frame and she keeps walking back into the frame and he yells at her, like shoves her away. It is truly a marriage story. Like it's horrible.

Yeah. And they're both filming and everyone was like, why were they filming? It's so that like their words wouldn't get taken out of context if someone like edited. That makes sense. But here's the, it's like, no one, just let it play out. Right. You guys are digging your own grave. You don't need someone else to like edit a video to make you look bad you already look bad and it's not about things that you're saying it's like how you're saying it no they're so fucking toxic like it's crazy yeah yeah okay you ready to move on to

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that is understanding the assignment like literally i couldn't tell who was megan and who was benny drama like yeah it was so sickeningly done. And honestly, after I saw his costume, anyone else who did MGK or Travis, like, meh. But Kourtney had reposted a lot of people who were them. And there were a lot of, like, non-famous people who dressed up as them. It was very much, like, the costume that everyone was doing. And so many people did it so good. Yeah. So that's probably most popular.

Also, MGK and MegGun Kelly were a very popular and also like the four of them together it was a popular costume and then Courtney and Travis themselves the king and queen of Halloween this year dressed out as um Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen and they also dressed as a movie did you see the pictures on Danny Michelle's Instagram yeah but I don't know i didn't know any of the excuse me references i didn't know the reference but then i saw that actually like the movie has a connection to shauna you're lying apparently like that's like their movie that was like the first dance at their wedding was like what song their daughter alabama

is like named after that movie it's like a big movie in their relationship that's really fucking weird yeah i think like that's what you see that like on instagram no like yeah in the tabloids that's really bizarre yeah i mean she's already having like a bad couple weeks yeah this might yeah just be the the knife the nail in the coffin right after being eliminated from dancing with the stars like that's not what you want to see no No, that's Sharna Burgess. I was just like, what the fuck? We get confused here at Shanna Moakler and Sharna Burgess because they're both a part of the MeGun Kelly because Sharna is married, dating Brian,

who was married to MeGun, and Shanna was married to Travis. So it's very confusing because they both have the same name and they're both a part of the same foursome. It's really weird. It is really confusing. So let's talk about favorite celebrity Halloween costumes. And also a very successfully done one was Joe and Sophie Turner were...

Have you ever seen... Isabella and Paolo. Yeah, and so they had another girl with them who was, I think, Isabella. But I didn't see anyone being the sneaky brown-nosed or with a hidden agenda. Well, that's where you come in. Yeah. And Hilary Duff commented. Yeah, it was cute.

Quaking. So what were some of your favorite costumes this year? So, by the way, we have a new Patreon episode up. We just like shot the shit forever. Oh, yeah. We did a Q&A yesterday, but we also just wound up talking about Halloween the whole time. Who knew there was so much to say

about all the different holiday traditions. And I give my dissertation on why I think Halloween is a fatphobic holiday. And a lot of people really just kind of rallied around me just one but I'm happy for you I'm just not one person just one I agree but like no one's gonna tell you what's all you need because one is what is all you need to start a movement I see you um what oh so favorite Halloween costumes I said this on the patreon I thought that Lil Nas X dressing as the guy from Ned's Declassified was hilarious

niche reference i thought it was great i loved it yeah yeah snatchler i can't think of one celebrity right now lizzo did baby yoda she looked really cute a lot so the popular costumes were like squid games also yeah um queen's gambit ryan seacrest oh honestly my number one was kit keenan agreed agreed she is on young is Anya Taylor-Joy and she literally like her fucking chest purse yeah everything killed it chest uh headband yeah and if you're gonna do Queen's Gambit like it has to be premium because Beth Harmon is such a premium girly agreed but also Ryan Seacrest and Kelly Ripley both dressed up as Queen's Gambit and they actually did a pretty good job yeah Yeah. I'll show you a picture.

And I agree. Kits was really good. As someone who was just like home all weekend watching the costumes come in, it was really fun. A lot of people were Ted Lasso. Yes. Oh yeah. Which we don't watch. I just feel like a lot of people, what they do for Halloween is like, especially like

influencers and celebrities, like they do the most basic outfit, but because they have money, they throw money at the problem. And it's like crazy hair, crazy makeup. And they just do like a devil to the nth degree. Yeah. Get creative. No. Or they'll do like a really niche pop culture reference and post like an Instagram side by side of like what they're supposed to be. And I just think if you have to post a side by side, if you have to explain, and I didn't know before, it's not a good costume. Yeah. And also what a lot of people did, especially this year is like, get up do like a full-blown photo shoot sketch tiktok hailey bieber hailey bieber was um britney spears she looked just like her yeah she looked really great and she like did all these

different looks it's like she did these photo shoots i don't think she went trick-or-treating in the outfits like no no i think she probably did the photo shoot like a month ago no it's like halloween is just as much for instagram as it is for yeah like everything and you know kylie was very low-key. She just posted. She dressed as a cat. And she just went trick-or-treating in Stormy. I bet trick-or-treating in Hidden Hills is so sickening.

You definitely get a whole ass. You get iPads. Like a cake. Yeah. At one house. Yeah. A box of Krispy Kreme at another. And it's just like every house you go to is another billionaire, either megastar, tech

mogul. Yeah. Great place to network. Yeah. You know, they definitely give out full size candy bars. Like not. Not the main. Oh, obviously not.

Ew. Do you think that there's any toaster who lives in Hidden Hills who would like invite us to her home? Not invite us to her home, but is listening and saying good luck. Yeah. And if you do send us a message, let us know what it's like. I won't share your name. I'm so curious.

But do let us know what they give out on Halloween. Yeah. Definitely full size. I feel like they just give away big bags, you know like of they don't even open from the grocery store everyone gets like their own mixed bag it's like you know specialty items from dylan's candy bar like very artisanal yeah they're ordering from gold belly we know that courtney kardashian is giving out sugar-free candy organic always do you have to remember that episode it's a candy Candyland party! Oh my god, yes. Yeah. So she's giving out sugar-free. I wonder if Travis

is also like sugar-free, gluten-free. I don't think so. I think he is now. I do think that they're very simpatico on lifestyle. On lifestyle choices? I would hope so. I don't think they've had to make hard decisions between the two of them. Have you and Kelsey had to make any hard decisions? Well, yeah, because Kelsey's gluten-free and I just don't understand, like, why she would

cut that out of her life. Trouble in paradise. But I'm supportive, because Kelsey's gluten-free, and I just don't understand, like, why she would cut that out of her life. Trouble in paradise. But I'm supportive, because that's me. I've learned how to be supportive from being your brother. That felt like an insult. I'm constantly supporting you. Yeah, I guess you could say that. And your dreams, your lofty, lofty dreams that are never going to come true.

Not when you're scheming behind my back with all the nerds from the drama department and the basketball team sometimes you need to learn something the hard way sharpay and me contributing to their scheme made you learn it faster quicker and i think more painlessly you're welcome i don't really think that was the case i think you were trying to impress kelsey and or corbin blue whose name i can't remember um but also between you and me and gab Gabriella was like all over me that summer I completely agree I heard all about it and Mike you did Miss Darbus wasn't in the second movie she just let us out what a disgrace oh summer summer they should have invited Darbus to the talent show and to be the director of like the talent show that was a mess and she's the best character she got no love i know but

she does but she got all the love um during high school musical three yeah when when um troy was having his mental breakdown you know walking on walls in the high school oh yeah walking on walls yeah yeah so like gabriella was coming for me i was like troy who yes sure ryan um call me gs if things don't work out with Kelsey. Who knows? No, did you hear what? Are we living in like a post high school, Ryan and Sharpay or like a current?

We're living like, no, High School Musical 3 has wrapped. Okay. And like we're like stuck like in the society. We're stuck in a time warp. Okay, okay. I'm just like not sure. Like am I living in an apartment in New York going for auditions? You're not 30 years old, Sharpay. Oh, okay. I'm just like not sure. Like am I living in an apartment in New York going for auditions? You're not 30 years old, Sharpay.

Oh, okay. I'm not 30. Okay. Sharpay, is there older than you? Claudia. Okay. I just thought you were like trying to call me 30.

No, no. Okay. No, no, no, no. What were you going to say? Nothing. I was worried about living in an apartment in New York. Oh, yeah.

So like is Sharpay like living in a 2021 apartment like trying to go on auditions for Broadway or she just left graduation? Do you think like, is Sharpay, like, living in a 2021 apartment, like, trying to go on auditions for Broadway, or she just left graduation? Do you think that's where Sharpay would, she just left graduation for this show, but do you think that's where Sharpay would be now? How many years, really, is it? She's actually 30, because when we were, she was older than me.

High School Musical 3 came out in 2008. I remember it was 20 days after that. So, she graduated high school in 2008. Right. That person is 30. October 24th, 2008. Okay, all right. Dar. That person is 30. October 24th, 2008. Okay. All right.

Darbus. Steel trap. Okay. So she's like a little over 30, actually. I'm 28. I graduated high school in 2010. I'm a little young for my age, though. Yeah, you are.

Right. A few months. Okay. So it's. She's 30. She just celebrated her 30th birthday. She had a really sad party. So it's like 13 years.

Post. Not 13. Not 13. Like. Sure. Okay party. So it's like 13 years. Post. Not 13. Like, sure. Okay, whatever. It's 30. I'm 30. Accepted, Sharpay. So I'm a 30-year-old Sharpay.

I bet probably after high school, I moved to New York. Did the New York thing. Did the New York thing. Like, maybe got like one job on like an off-Broadway show in the chorus line. And then I'm like... I'm so sorry to tell you, but she went to University of Albuquerque oh in Sharpay ever after no no at the end of high school musical three and she she stayed on at the theater department at East High and then also went to University of Albuquerque because Ryan was the one who got the scholarship to Juilliard

once again taking things for me um yeah so I guess like she probably would now really be like the next Miss Darbus. That's like the whole cycle. Pray for the campers. No, literally. But she's grown and she's changed. I'm sure Miss Darbus, you know,

when she was 25 wasn't like a gem. I'm sure she was. Darbus has been an old soul from the jump. That's true. So wise. Always.

Constantly. Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story? I got this, Ryan. Why don't you just manage the stage? It's the final story. Shut up, Ryan. This is my line.

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I'm back. You're constantly, like, trying to stay on my spotlight. Like, you're so jealous. I don't even like light. Just seriously, like, why don't you just sashay over there? Okay. Thanks. We're better together than we are apart.

Agreed, Sharpay. Agreed. Now get back to your computer and write me a song. Can I sashay back over to you now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, queen. I feel like Ryan, like, would probably end up going to Juilliard, like, become successful as, like, a producer, songwriter, composer,

and, like, end up, like, a like a judge on like RuPaul's Drag Race like no and like Ryan would always be trying to like help Sharpay like you know I'm doing this new show like come in okay could only get you the part of you know stagehand right the roles reversed but when Ryan's on top he's gracious that's actually so true that's how it would go that's how life goes it's literally what happened to baby jane you ever see that movie no i never finished it but basically like baby jane that's like a whole thing but all right i'll tell you so baby jane was like this movie star when she was a baby and like the parents were obsessed with baby jane but baby jane had a sister and like they didn't care about the sister because baby jane was like making all this money the sister became like evil because her parents were so fucking mean to her.

And they didn't care about her because she wasn't Baby Jane. So when they grew up, also then Baby Jane was in an accident. Like, everything was over for her. And I'm pretty sure I never finished the movie, but I'm pretty sure the sister was behind it. So when they grow up, Baby Jane is in a wheelchair. They're, like, old women now living in a house together off of Baby Jane's money. But the evil sister who became evil because her parents were so mean to her like she like locks her in like a cabinet you know like she's so mean to her she locks her in a room socks in the attic

so and she's in a wheelchair so she can't help herself and she's just like waiting for her mean older sister to come so it's like when baby jane was on top she was very nice to her sister but when then baby jane was on bottom and the other bitch was on top she was evil oh sounds like the kitchen front does it I was thinking that too that's the book for the red I know that we are recording the new episode of the redheads tonight so if you read along with us yes email the redheads book club at gmail.com with your questions snitch and I just finished the kitchen front by Jennifer Ryan is a historical fiction book with a lot of strong female characters, and I have a lot to say about the book, so I'm going to save my opinions. Now, Sharpay, we're working.

Sorry, my social media is just bopping off. I just hit a thousand followers. How sad for you. Gabriella has a million. Ryan, you're being like a bitch. I'm just trying to keep things in perspective, Sharpay. What's the fifth story, bitch? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Dorit Kemsley

says she's feeling blessed for her family's safety after the home invasion. Dorit is speaking out she took to Instagram and posted a statement on Saturday saying, as you all know by now, I have been through a terrifying ordeal, one that no parent or person should ever have to experience. I've received so many messages of love and support,

and I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. It's truly overwhelming. She said, my kids are unaware of what happened. They slept through it and I thank God for keeping my kids and myself from being physically harmed but that she's just trying to get back to normal life for her kids. Right because her kids don't know that something major happened. Something major traumatic happened so like even the rest of the weekend they dressed up for Halloween. Good. I think they're back to filming Real Housewives of Beverly Hills just like in that TikTok you sent me there was a meal a dinner yeah they all got together for so I think Dorit's just like throwing herself back into normal life mostly probably for her kids and

also to move on from it so I'm just I think that's probably the best thing to do like you don't want to spook the kids um but I will say like and I don't know why it's bothering me so much like people who are just like doubting that she went through this and saying it's an insurance scam or it's a storyline um I think they see her getting back to life so quickly and they're like look she's not even traumatized but it's like when you have kids and like you go through something traumatic even if you don't have kids like you just have to get up and like keep going so like that's what you do that's what you do in life and but especially if her kids if they really don't know they really didn't know like she's not going to be the one

to shake things up. And you know what? That's really a blessing. Like for real, that they didn't even wake up. Like it's amazing. Yeah. And I'm sure she's,

would prefer it that way. I'm sure she'd prefer it didn't happen at all. But you know what I mean? Yeah, I agree. So glad to hear from her and to hear that the family is doing as well as possible.

Yeah, I'm a team to read on this and I really will not tolerate any slander like downing people's trauma it really bothers me i would agree with you sharpay girl finally you have my back sharpay you're like gaslighting me no you were like so fucking phony to my face and then like you run around with troy gabriella chad zeke yeah see you're Zeke. Yeah, see? Who? Me? Literally. Like, you are the one fucking gaslighting me. At least I own who I am. Like, yes, I'm a bitch. I'm a star.

I am that bitch. And you, like, run around being like, oh my god, I'm just like the poor little victim, little composer boy. Like, me and Kelsey were the victims. But you're not. Because you're nice to my fucking face, and then you betray me. You betray your own sister. Well, Sharpay, if you really want to go there after years of being knocked me you betray your own sister well sharpay if you really want to go there after years of being knocked down by you told i'm not good enough

that i'll never be more than a stage never happened i'm starting to find my voice sharpay good for you i'm sure you don't like how it sounds no i think it's fine i'm gonna sing to my own tune girly girl no we think that's great ryan. You can take your new attitude and shove it right up your hairy ass. I actually feel like Ryan's ass is like so smooth. Pristine. Totally. It's not hairy at all. He's like a very maintained person. Yeah.

His nails are always done. Yeah. He doesn't let it slip. No. I mean, he would have had his pants hemmed, but that's just Ryan. Yeah. Ryan Tings. Ryan Tings.

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at betterhelp.com slash toast. I was just going to say something, Margo. Is this like the first episode of the Morning Toast you've listened to in full in years? Yeah, I was thinking about that when you did the final countdown song. I obviously know about it

because you guys post about it and people talk about it. But you've never heard of it? No, well, when you guys post the clips on Instagram, I was thinking about that like when you did the final countdown song. I obviously know about it because you guys like post about it and people talk about it. But you've never heard of it? But I've never, no, well, when you guys post the clips on Instagram, I always watch those.

You should do that more. Thanks. We're getting in trouble for Mr. Armas. Yeah, like, but so what do you, now that you're sitting here like listening to the show live,

like what do you think? No, I think it's hilarious. I've never not. But just not hilarious enough for you to watch. I'm just really not like a podcast girl. Yeah, no,

we have a web show too. That's true. When I do listen, I watch. Me too. Me too. We talked about that yesterday. Yeah, this podcast episode we did yesterday was actually like just a really fabulous episode. It was fucking hysterical.

We were doing general Q&A, so we took some questions, but we mostly were just like couldn't shut the fuck up the whole time. Yeah, that's so crazy for a Sunday. Oh, you know what? I wanted to ask you a question that we were asked. Yes, it's the best question. It's the best. What's the most embarrassing part about being an influencer?

Do you have an answer? I'll tell you what we said and then maybe that'll inspire. But for me, it's like when you go to an event and you're working, you're there to take pictures. But I never travel travel with like an assistant or a photographer or anyone really and usually I'm just like going to work and so like having to get someone there to like take a picture of me or it's like maybe I would bring Zach but like I don't want him to even like see me in that situation you know and like see me at a low

and like when he needs to take pictures of me in public like it's so embarrassing and he doesn't do anything to make me feel more comfortable yeah like do this or like that looks great like he's just like you're not gonna feel worse he's like you're not gonna like that's mean so um i would say that's like the most embarrassing we cited a few hysterical examples yeah what's your least or like least favorite thing most embarrassing thing um about the influencer lifestyle most embarrassing thing like when you go on your influencer playdates or like you go to so many like influencer events but it's like that's not bad because we're all in the same boats like everyone's taking photos for each other sort of thing and they're all good at taking photos yeah no exactly i think it's like that's a good one but also like i find like the just like

even though i do it all the time so it's shocking like storying like in the back of an uber or like speaking like in you know what i mean like fully in public like that's really hard like when i do my weather reports and everyone's just like that's rough no that's painful that's painful probably but you do it for the craft yeah of course and it's become really the highlight of my day it's the first thing i watch yeah so many people tell me that they don't even check the weather app i don't you are the weather app you should launch a weather app yeah and it's just like telling launch a weather app. Yeah. You should. And it's just like telling people what to wear. But then I have to get

all this data and stuff. No, but then it's just like telling people what to wear. You could tell me it's 60 degrees. I'm like, okay, what does that mean? Pants or shorts? Right. What kind of coat?

Right. A coat at all? A light one. It's good preseason. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking wig.

It's so itchy. Me too. Okay. Okay, TV recap. The Potomac finale was on last night and honestly, it was so stupid. Everyone was acting like a child. We got to see Karen's 25 on last night and honestly it was so stupid everyone was acting like a child um we got to see karen's 25th wedding anniversary party it was so nice and everyone kept making a big deal of the stairs because they just cannot leave karen alone

um but the event seemed really pretty i think it was really cool that macy gray was there and i have to assume that they've been friends for four years like macy gray watched the show and that's how they met right yeah like she got they became friends like once karen became you know a queen um the whole thing was just like so odd to me I feel like typically when they do Vower New Rules it's like on Bravo shows you know they go to a hotel it's like a whole weekend and there's like all these things like it was just like thrown at the end of the episode it was seriously like in like a staged like production room and if it was anybody else's event like we would be roasting it yeah ripping it to shreds but because it was Karen it was gorgeous it was it was really it was honestly the most stunning event

I'd ever seen my favorite part was that like the outside of the building like it was so unassuming and then you walked in into this most beautiful affair agreed 100 and Karen has like just so many friends in her life like it was a real event like there were people there who were really celebrating their vow renewal and Karen's sister looks just like her. It's crazy. Yeah. I couldn't stop thinking that. So it was, but the whole,

it was just a weird way to end the season. Yeah, like off the backs of this fight between the men. Like no one even cares. We haven't even spoken about the fight between Chris and Michael from last season. Like nobody cares. Yeah, and I didn't realize everyone was waiting for Michael Darby to show up all season.

Me neither. And when Mia said like he exists, it's like no, that's not like a thing about Michael Darby. Like, he's so elusive. It's like, no, he actually needs to make himself scarce because every time he shows up, he gets himself into trouble. No, 100%. And I thought the fight between the boys was so stupid.

And then when Candace got involved, it just like, it wasn't even, it was so a conversation not worth having. Like, they don't need to work it out. Of course, Michael and Chris are not going to be friends. Literally Candace called his wife who just had a baby. Why? Like why would, why would. That's not even the worst thing she's ever said.

No, of course not. Like why would Michael be friends with Chris and Candace for one fucking second? Like, yeah. Why are we trying to make this friendship happen? It's not meant to happen. Yeah. It was. And suddenly Juan is like so invested in anything when he can't even like he's

any more invested in the fight between Michael and Chris than he is with like anything going on in his own personal life no I agree and I just really love Michael and Juan's friendship I really do me too it's hysterical I think it's really cute and it's cute how they went on the double date and I just it's it's something unexpected yeah and I think with that whole Robin and Juan thing, I think like, I mean, because I'm thinking like, why is he like being such a baby about her talking about this? And I don't think that he's necessarily mad that she's talking about it. I think he's mad that she's talking about it on camera.

Yeah, and it's just like this narrative again that like, He was like a deadbeat dad. Yeah, and which is all true. And like he wasn't a good partner when they were first married but like and that's why they divorced and it's either tabula rasa or it's not yeah no and i think that's probably what a therapist would say to them i was thinking like of course like it's clear robin has like trauma from the time that they were like so as she should but then like ryan this is a nice place please don't put your feet on the couch. Ryan, you're pregnant?

Yes, everyone. It's Kelsey's? Never telling. It's Troy's. No, I understand if Robin is still upset about those things, but then she shouldn't be remarrying Juan. They still have things to work through. They should tabularize it with someone else.

100%. But if you're going to be with this man and you're going to marry him again, you have to get old. And you're thinking about starting like with a new baby. Like you, they have to work some shit out. Yeah. No, they can't be bringing in this old stuff. You know, Giselle has really cooled the jets on Karen Huger, even though she did drop like

a bomb yesterday saying like, that's why Karen's always DMing people because her and Ray are just friends. Do you remember that? She said that on the show yeah in her commentary because the guy who was doing the um ceremony was basically like friendship friendship friendship friendship and Giselle in her commentary was like this guy's talking a lot about friendship maybe like is that why Giselle is I mean is that why Karen is constantly DMing people like because her and Ray are just friends um I obviously wasn't paying attention and that like if Karen if Karen and Ray after how many years of marriage 25 years of marriage are at a place where they're like just friends and maybe they got a little something on the side like and it works for them yeah then it works for them then it works for them then it

works for me oh no it was like not this climax. There was really no, nothing there. Yeah, I agree. The whole season just like fizzled out. Yeah, but the reunion does look really good. The reunion looks so good. First of all, the looks. They all look amazing. They were all inspired by you, Sharpay.

Literally. They understood the assignment. Pink queens. They look beautiful. Nicki Minaj is there. I'm so excited. I can't believe it. And it really feels like it's going to be a great reunion.

And you know what? When you look at the production value, the budget, the set of that reunion versus the Beverly Hills one, why are they so different? Well, no, just the size of the couch. Yeah. But also the grand, like the opulence. It really feels like there's a completely different level of Beverly Hills and Potomac. Like just comparing the reunions.

Oh, I didn't get that vibe I just think someone like mismeasured the couch and that's all the couch I also think like the outfits like they all when you saw them from the side they all have like trains going down like I don't know I just feel like it's it looks way better yeah I think it's just like and there's a theme like they're all on Beverly Hills like wearing different shit like well usually there's a color yeah but I feel like you can't tell the real house as a Beverly Hills. Like to all the same. I guess in Potomac it was white.

It was yellow. Like they always get a color. I think it looks great. And I think it works for them and they need that structure. Yeah, maybe. But I don't think you're right. You can tell the Beverly Hills housewives what to wear. But they do all look like a Mishagoss.

No, and the looks aren't great. And actually Andy asked someone. When Tayshia was on Watch What Happens Live, he was like, who's your favorite best dress for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? He was like, the fans are like not feeling the looks. And when I like reflected, I was like, yeah. No, think about the dress that Erika Jayne is wearing to this reunion. Like literally a tiny little pink short mini dress.

Then look at literally any of the women from Potomac. They're literally wearing gowns with trains. Like you would wear it to like a royal wedding. how are these two the same I mean they're not they're not so I don't even I think my best dress though probably for Beverly Hills would be Lisa Rinna because I thought that her outfit was interesting and cool yeah no I can't so who's your best dressed I don't know I don't even remember what literally any of them are wearing I'll watch again tonight maybe Garcelle Actually, her dress was like a little mother of the bride. Yeah. Yeah. I have to look. I don't remember. But Sutton looks cute. They all look cute. They

all look like they're going out to dinner. They all get so dressed up for a night out in Beverly Hills for a dinner. More dressed up than the reunion. Yeah. Like when they all showed up to Dorit's house that first party because she did like a black tie party. That's what they all should be wearing to the reunion. Yeah. And I just, like, will never get over that wasted Gucci outfit that Dorit wore in Palm Springs. Like, just for dinner in the house. Yeah. Like, head-to-toe Gucci, like, tights, all, like, sparkle sequins.

Like, she should be wearing that at the reunion. 100%. Okay, let's talk about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Also boring. There was, like, that really... Okay, so the thing is, is, is like I'm really growing Lisa is really growing on me but then she does things that like take 10 steps backwards because I really do feel like a lot of the women are misunderstanding her like I think that that fight with in the limo with

Mary was not her fault like Mary was just on one because then Jenny she was even like when she first said it it was uh, Heather brought it up. Like it warms your ovaries. She's like, she was testing with Heather first and then with Lisa. Mary was like, I usually really like Mary. I just felt like she was. A hundred percent wrong. She woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed. And I can move on from that. But like, we don't need to go into the depths of Googling. No. And you know what? When it comes to the catering thing, like I don't we don't need to go into the depths of googling no and you know what when it comes to the catering thing like I don't think Lisa was responsible and I think when she said like I would never get in the way of like an LGBTQ event like I actually really believed her like me too so I'm like you know what I think this bitch is misunderstood I think people think

she's calculated but she's actually like not but then she goes and pulls that shit where she invited that guy from Mary's church obviously to go talk to Meredith he was being an amazing actor the whole thing was set up and so it's like well is Lisa this like manipulative calculating you know chess player or is she not yeah I didn't understand that event so the way that I was feeling in last night's episode is like Lisa does a lot of things that you know she's playing chess and she's probably not right in every situation but I'm just like really digging her right now I can't there's no rhyme or reason I agree and especially like and last season I was like all about Whitney and Heather and even the flashback to Lisa saying like you your wardrobe is like a

little Utah like you could step it up that was mean yeah no it was mean and that's really how they got off on the wrong foot and and so I understand my last season like I was just not here for Lisa and I also misunderstood her I thought Lisa was like at so when I was watching the show I thought she was like kind of shy because of the tone of her voice like I thought she was like quieter but then then we saw her watch what happens live and she seemed really thirsty so I was like okay so everything that she does on the show is is performative is performative but now I'm understanding her better and it's like no she's not shy nor exceedingly thirsty she just is who she is and she's just not apologizing for for that and she's a little beachy I think the vibe that I got from her the first season was that like she was in like

a different social group than all the women and she was in like a cooler group like she hangs with Rach Parcell and I think that she like looked down on that's how I felt I felt like she was looking down on the women from a social perspective I felt like in the first season she was like trying to be like so coy about everything, you know? Like she's too cool. Like Meredith's like, you know, sidekick friend who's also going to stab you. And so I didn't understand her. And now that I feel like I do understand her and I feel like the reunion helped me understand her more. Where it's like, no, she's not desperate to like be loved by everyone.

Otherwise she would have apologized for everything and moved on and just switch gears and been like, oh, that didn't work. Let me try something else. Right. So now that I get her a little bit more and I felt like I did like her approach to Whitney just being like, let's fucking move forward. I mean, we could go. Yeah.

I could apologize for all the times I said you had bad style and you weren't that cool or anything. Right. Or we could just start anew. And I feel like Whitney and her confessionals, like she can't. It's shady. She's obsessed with Lisa. Like like obsessed and also like lisa i'm sorry she is so fabulous i know like every time it's hard to dislike her like when she's going to wendy's when she's showing up with these looks like every time she steps out of the car she just like

she's incredible and you know what it's not like everything she wears is so interesting like roller skating with that lipstick on yeah and it's just there's two sides yeah and i'm not choosing that lipstick no i know i agree and you know what i do feel like they're taking a really long time to get to this jen shaw thing because i think next week they get on the bus but i don't think it really happens till the week after it's gonna yeah but i'm so glad the bus is next week like it's like enough already i'm ready i forgot that that's what's waiting for us so i am very excited that the ball is moving in that direction. And also.

And that Lisa is already starting to like dislike Jen. But why didn't she invite Jen to Fresh Wolf? She invited anyone who like supported Fresh Wolf. Yeah. And Jen literally showed up to the photo shoot with wolves. Yeah with wolves. I don't know. I think Lisa's line of thinking was that like Jen was mad at her for bringing up the guy who recorded her.

And she didn't want to like have Jen. Honestly like even if I was friends like Jen was mad at her for bringing up the guy who recorded her and she didn't want to like have Jen honestly like even if I was friends with Jen I would never invite her to something that my kids like were like passionate about she ruins everything like she throws glasses like she's not really a well-behaved person yeah but you know what in the last few episodes and I mean like obviously I'll be eating I know it's next week in the last few episodes she's been bothering me less really reformed uh-huh I know and you know like even um next week they she's going at it with someone she's like how many times do I have to apologize and you know what I'm like yeah like she really has yeah like I'm obviously when it comes to down to the and you know the fraud I'm completely not it all starts fresh but I'm watching it like you know in real time yeah and it's, she's actually acting quite normal. Yeah.

So yeah, both episodes last night were not great housewives. It was kind of boring. Yeah, but I know we're in for it with Salt Lake City, so I'm fine to wait. And I just love the franchise. The looks. Them tubing. What a fun day. I mean, Angie, Cordova, Sue.

I know. I was thinking the same thing. She looked so great. She looked so great. Just imagine literally having to have a whole wardrobe like and you use it quite frequently i feel like you ski like many times like yeah it's year round yeah they want to go hang out catch up like they go skiing yeah it's crazy i would sit on the side of a mountain like and have a drink it's so fun yeah how do the

cameras like do that i don't know i always like ski with them yeah they do that's crazy it must be fun for the camera i'm sure they like every you know in any show like most people like half the people could probably ski yeah yeah so they're like let's do it maybe they should like go pros or some shit yeah they definitely have like both um so yeah tomorrow we will recap succession yes because we didn't want to watch it last night like there was so many housewives we want to enjoy it yes i want to take my time i didn't want to be like up late like speeding through it yeah exactly and same with curb I actually watched curb it was so bad and I'm actually was thinking like I wanted to talk about like how disappointed I am oh wow because

literally I don't think there's essentially curb is like a very it's like a dry humor show that's really at the end of the day like a commentary on social interactions the culture the zeitgeist like it's really like a a really interesting commentary on like the way we live and to think that the way we've been living for the last 18 months is not even addressed in the show is so disappointing and i never thought i'd say that i fucking hate when people talk about that i hate that but it's hilarious no but last before covid curb ended like series finale and then larry said he was bringing it back in covid he said he was bringing it back because like how can you talk about how because it's like larry and covid like larry probably hates wearing masks yeah so i agree with you i mean i'll i haven't seen that

it's not funny not literally nothing happened there's no covid like there's nothing still with the stupid netflix show oh yeah okay um so yeah that's our show well really my show it's the show thank you all so much for coming to my show and ryan you know thank you for being here you're welcome i mean i just love to support you i know and also undercut you and back and manipulate me yeah yep and and gaslight me i'm the real victim here that too yeah um i think we should lead him out with a song sharpe what do you think yes but before we do darvis thank you so much for being here we know how busy you are just putting on the spring music how music how running the theater you thought our little show was something you know it's something what do you get what do you give our production

value over here darvis production value is better than mine better what better than mine yeah of course i don't know that hsm3 set was something well that's when we had real like movie theater budget yeah but the first two on october 24th 2008 yeah what should song should we uh well you could go out with one of yours you know fabulous that's a great song that you wrote that I wrote yeah wrote for you how does it start um life guys ice cream okay you're tweaking um or. Or the other one. The one from Broadway. Don't you want it? Can't you see it? Oh, I want it all.

Imagine having everything we ever dreamed. Don't you want it? Meh. Maybe. Maybe. Can't you see it? Kinda. Imagine first audition after college.

I get the lead. Apart from me? Apart from me? Well, of course. You gotta believe it. You and I, all the fame. Sharp from me? Well, of course. You gotta believe it. You and I, all the fame. Sharpay, what's his name? Sounds exciting.

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