The Toast - S4 Ep191: Bits on Bits: Tuesday, November 2nd, 2021

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

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Good morning millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday post-Toastoween. We're still riding that high. Hello Ryan. Oh oops, I mean Jackie. It's hard to tell the difference. We're so simpatico. And erotico. And hypnotico. But the Ryan energy is so underrated because he's really like, you know, he's like that loyal brother but he's also a shit starter he's like very crafty gaslighter and I really enjoyed my time as Ryan you know I give it all to Toast to Weed once a year every year I leave it all on these couches with my method acting and it's not something that I have any desire to do more than once a year but I do love to give my all to the show and everybody

loved the episode everybody loved High School Musical 4 they should definitely reboot that one Ryan and Sharpay start a podcast I feel very relieved like Halloween is like a big thing for us we always want to like top the year before I feel so at peace with our decision to do Ryan and Sharpay you know you never know what's gonna Uh-huh. And I feel like this huge weight. And now I really feel like we're in the holiday season. Like, it's fucking freezing today. And yesterday, like, I know everybody else was celebrating November 1st. Like, Rach Carsell got her tree up.

I watched her whole live. Mariah was smashing pumpkins. Uh-huh. But yesterday, for me, was still Halloween because we were in Toast-a-ween mood because of, like, you know, the scheduling. And now today is my November 1st. Right. had trees we would put them up today bright-eyed bushy-tailed so excited for the holiday season I feel like I can really let it start to sink in and that's how you all probably felt yesterday and it's never too late to feel like it's November 1st do you

think that it's an appropriate time to start listening to the Jackie ho ho ho playlist I do I would say November 1st is the appropriate time. And actually, I know that I said I would be listening to Kelly Clarkson's album when it came out on October 15th. But I haven't listened yet because it just didn't feel... It wasn't the right time. It wasn't the right time. And you don't want to force these things. No.

No, no. But now you can start. Now I can start. I need to, you know, make a plan. I want to... You know what I want to do? Maybe this is part of like my nesting. And maybe I've graduated from Chili. How many chilies can you make in one month I mean I

literally made a vat of chili and I was forced to eat it for lunch and dinner every single day I had it for dinner last night too like it's like enough I had chili for lunch yesterday no and like it's a fun process but like then I have all this chili and I have to eat it no totally so I think I want to try and bake something that's good so I need to get like baking No, totally. So I think I want to try and bake something. That's good. So I need to get like baking tins. I don't have baking tins. Even if it's just like peel and stick or whatever they call it. No, no, no.

I'm going to. Scratchio. Scratchio. And you know what? I'm in the mood to bake. You're going to like yuck my yums, of course. Carrot cake. Carrot cake.

You're kidding. That's sick and twisted. So unsupportive. Why would anyone put vegetables in a dessert like really I don't understand I guess if you didn't want to be supportive then you would oh for sure yeah no I'm not supportive at all like I was going to come over and eat your delicious treats but not that okay well then you make like a I don't know like a pie or like literally anything else that's like the one pastry I refuse to eat I don't know I

want to or also I don't fuck with banana bread I've never made a banana bread I just am having the itch for carrot cake to make carrot cake like I don't want to make a pie necessarily seems like a lot of you know cutting of apples I feel like okay fine why don't you make like homemade cookies like from scratch you could just do slice and bake. They're so delicious. Okay, I just feel like there are other things you can make. We'll take suggestions. I'm feeling like so good about my decision.

So Dew will come over. You guys, Dew is here today. I haven't seen him in so long. I know. He was literally yelping as we left the door. Like he knew exactly where he was going. I couldn't even get his leash on. He was like.

It's been a long few weeks for Dew, but now he's back in the saddle. He's back to work. He's going to help you and Auntie make a carrot cake. And... Okay, thank you. That's my plan. You'll be fine. Walk it off. Oh my God. Choked on my own saliva. I'm sorry. What were you saying? I wasn't listening. I was gasping for air. Just talking about my excitement for my plans of making carrot cake, nesting things. Now I'm kind of like, maybe I should bake something.

The Great British Bake Off. Yeah. What are you going to bake? Like something fattening and delicious. Yeah. Maybe make like a chocolate cake. Or like maybe like, maybe like we would like layer, like a real cake. No, sorry.

I'm like excited. Not just like from the box in a pan. Yeah. No, like I'd make two different cakes, layer them, frost them. That's what the carrot cake is. But yes, for your cake. Honestly, I just really don't feel like I can do any of this while I'm still in my apartment. I can't explain it.

And I have no plans to actually get out. But you know when you reach the end of your time in an apartment and you refuse to do anything? That's where I'm at. I refuse to put my clothes away. Olivia came over and she's like, what the fuck happened to your apartment? And I'm like, it was no bueno. It was outgrown. Yeah, and she's like, everything's broken.

I'm like, I know. Like, why would I fix it? I don't plan on living here for much longer. But you'll be living there for a long time. You won't be seeing the snow by Christmas. Just stop. I know. Barring some Christmas miracle, you won't be seeing the snow by christmas just stop barring some christmas miracle you won't be seeing the snow by christmas actually

saw brian last night he was asking me and actually seeing brian's apartment he just got a new place in the city really invigorated my he will not only see the snow he will see just like the girl who cried new apartment so and i think we're all just sort of no i don't think so at the end of our road so i was telling brian why i was having not serious you're not a serious I look every day you're not a serious no but what Brian said to me he's like I told him exactly what I was looking for he was like you literally need to double your rent like and he's like just do it I'm like it's not about what you can spend it's about what you're willing to spend on rent like it's just it's such silliness you know yes it is because you're like flushing money down the drain you'll never get that money back but your home is also the most important part of your life so both arguments

could be made I really thought my budget was way high and he was like I was like embarrassed to tell him you're just not a serious girl can you stop saying that like back when you're serious I'm fucking serious just because like I don't haven't found anything doesn't mean I'm not literally I spend every waking moment of my life on Street Easy. Okay. I do. I think I found a building I want to live in. Okay, that's a good start. Yeah. It seems reasonably priced.

There's not a lot of outdoor space. But of all the things I want in my apartment, that's one I'm willing to give up. It's cold now. I got all hot and excited during the warm months. You're never going to use it. Ever. Ever. Because most people don't.

I had a balcony at my previous apartment. And you especially won't. No, never. So I think you can say goodbye to use it ever. Ever. Because most people don't. I had a balcony at my previous apartment. And you especially won't. Yeah, no, never. So I think you can say goodbye to that. Yeah, no, there's certain things of non-negotiable, but that's definitely one I could just toss aside. Great.

That's progress. That's getting serious. By the way, I'm also willing to toss aside a second bedroom. Like that's how fucking nuts I am. Okay. Okay. I'm serious. I'm committed.

And I really am upset that you don't think I'm committed. I need you to prove your commitment. How? By getting an apartment? I would love to. Yep. No, I, okay. I'm committed. And I really am upset that you don't think I'm committed. I need you to prove your commitment. How? By getting an apartment? I would love to. Yep. No. Okay.

You seem serious now. You were really dilly-dallying there. I don't have COVID. I'm like still choking from that experience. But I think I'm okay now. Okay. Let us know. Keep us posted.

100% So we have a great show for you today. We have Dear Toasters. It's Tuesday. We've got the stories. Nothing was on tv last night for our show but i did watch the new episode of succession and after binge watching everything it really is frustrating to watch them episodically i don't know if i'm gonna go on

because i'm not invested anymore like i'm just you know it was a good episode though it was a good episode because kendall was such a fucking loser an embarrassment and yeah absolutely love to see him getting his ass handed to him but it's a bit of his own making I'm still girly girly girl I'm really sorry if you can just move my mic for one second so I can just like let it out oh let it out over there so if you walked to session I am still team Logan don't come for me I mean you maybe if you had a fucking company that you built, you would know what it's like to run a company and not just try and steal one when you get a little bored.

No, Kendall is the biggest fucking loser of all time. I cannot believe, not only are like, there are people out there who are team Kendall, I'd say the majority of viewers are team Kendall. 75% of my audience is team Kendall, which is shocking i did a poll yesterday too and it was similar results and i'm just like what because like you have i just can't like honestly like it's first of all lest we not forget spoiler alert he's a murderer second of all he's just like such a loser like he's not even he's not innovative he's not smart he's not a killer

he doesn't have instincts anytime he's ever fucked something up for innovative he's not smart he's not a killer he doesn't have instincts anytime he's ever fucked something up for the family it's because he had to go to someone to ask them what to do and he couldn't keep something private because he couldn't make the decision for himself he is not a leader he is nothing of the sort no and he doesn't actually like want to make a change that's what Siobhan is like the one who I think has like the strongest moral compass and like she's the one who's just really going to do the thing that best serves society and like the victims and when she went to Kendall to be like you know we could really make a change from the inside like he doesn't care like that's not why he's doing this no and like he's not like a whistleblower for the right reasons in the

beginning of the show when he talks about like his plans for the company in the five minutes where he had control and he talks about like all the lifeboats and how they're going to be like disruptors and innovators and he's using like all these buzzwords that don't mean anything I'm like you are a phony he is Aussie media that's him yeah that's him he has no real ideas like nothing that generates income like the one acquisition that he brought in was like such an epic failure no it's a no for me dog totally um we also have deer toasters today which is just always an exciting day to give out delicious advice and the past five and i think that's it right no tv no nothing else nope um just thea's presence radiating positive energy throughout all of our

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That's 20% off and free shipping with the code TOAST at manscaped.com. Be thankful this holiday season for the best gift of all from Manscaped. Your balls will thank you. Okay, our first story, a little young Hollywood flame has fizzled. Outer Banks stars Chase Stokes and Madeline Klein break up after one year together. Page Six can confirm that the couple has broken up. Chase and Madeline are not together anymore, a source shared. It's no secret among those who know them that they broke up. A second insider revealed that things got rocky between Chase and Madeline in September and they were openly talking to friends about the breakup in October yes I it's like if you're a sleuth you've known

this yeah they both star on Outer Banks which up until now was a great show because the two main characters were in love on the show and in real life and now like everything else I expect the show to go downhill because John B and Sarah's relationship like love for each other is what holds the show together otherwise it's just two warring tribes really and so if we don't sense that deep connection anymore the show I'm sorry it's not going to be the same no you, you know what? Like, this isn't good. Like, not to be, like, a downer or pessimist, but, like, the show will ultimately be affected by this. But, again, like, how many great seasons do you get out of a show? You know, we got two really great seasons. Maybe we should just be grateful for that.

Not that the show's going to end. You know what? Maybe they already filmed the third one before the break-up. That would be great, but I don't think so. It's possible because it's a very, like, summery show. That's true. So I think they do have to film in the warm weather. That is true.

And season two came out a while ago. It was good too. And they probably knew they were going to do. I think there's a chance. So you're saying there's a chance. There's a chance. We got one more good season. Well, so she has been like gallivanting, being a gal about town, going to like Paris Fashion

Week. I saw she was spotted like dancing with Ross Butler from like everything teeny bopper. So I think that's a cute couple. I mean, be really interesting because you know those two got famous so fast and were dating each other the whole time so they've never been out in like the celebrity dating pool and there's so many fabulous young men and women in Hollywood for them to choose from and honestly we could get down about this or we could also get excited about the prospective partners of both of them they're both so good looking so famous young Hollywood no that that is exciting I just feel like they were a couple that it's like that I get more excited about the prospective partners of both of them they're both so good looking so famous young Hollywood no that that is exciting I just feel like they were a couple that it's like that I get more excited about them as a couple than their potential ships that they could sail off into

because you know they could wind up with people we don't know people we don't like people we don't know for sure you know that's worse yeah yeah no so I mean we'll see like I I mean I don't watch anymore but the thing that feels most similar to me is, like, Betty and Jughead. Like, are they still dating? Once they broke up in real life, were they still dating on Riverdale? I haven't watched the new season yet because it's so fucking spooky. I will let you know. Okay, because, like, that's interesting to me.

I think that they have to still be dating on Riverdale. The show really doesn't work without Bughead because the writers made the decision that Bughead was gonna be endgame for the show. Like not Betty and Archie, not even Varchie. Like it's gonna be Bughead. You can't go back on that five seasons later. So like I'm just trying to think like in like in recent history like what other shows I mean High School Musical, the musical, the series also comes to mind but they did stay together dating in the show while also not being together in real life, Olivia Rodrigo and Joshua Bassett. And there's

weirdness. You could feel it. The show is like not that big of a deal. Right. So I think it'll be very interesting to see what happens. Like if they really did break up amicably, I don't know how amicably you could break up with someone when you have to like go to work and kiss them. Like it's weird. It's so weird. Hollywood is such a weird place when stuff like that happens. And you know what I always think about? Do you remember that guy from Desperate Housewives who played Edie's husband Dave? He had like the icy blue eyes. He's like this random soap actor.

And he will not kiss women. Like that's why he's like not that famous. He's only gotten so many roles where people have agreed to not let him. Not make him kiss his fellow actors or actresses. Because he's married. I think he's like kind of religious and he, our sign went out. Oh my God.

No, he like doesn't want to, because it is like a weird, it's a weird situation when you're married and then you go to set and you're kissing other, other people. Most actors and actresses just do it, but he had drew a line in the sand and said that he wouldn't,

which I really respect, but I was watching the Brittany Murphy documentary and like her whole career is like rom-coms etc and one of the last movies that she did like her husband Crazy Pants um wouldn't let her kiss anyone on set and like when she got the part that was obviously part of the part and then she like told the director no I'm not gonna be kissing this actor she like gave him a long hug or something. And the director then went to Crazy Pants' husband and was like, we're going to recast if you guys like continue this nonsense. So Crazy Pants allowed it.

So obviously like you would never want your husband to like not tell you to do something. But if it's a personal choice, I think it's a nice choice to make. Yeah, of course. Of course. But when I hear people in Hollywood like talk about it, because they get asked all the time, like it's a very natural question. Like you're in a loving relationship. You're literally filming like naked titty sex scenes.

Like is it not weird? Is it not cheating? And every response I've heard from celebrities, like they normalize it so much. And I guess if you do it enough, it does become normalized. But I'm sorry, like there are just some things that are not normal. And that's one of them. Like literally consistently making out with the same person. You're on a soap opera.

You're on something. And then literally going home and having sex with your husband. Like sorry, there's something weird about it. I agree. I agree. They're going to tell you it with your husband like sorry there's something weird about it I agree I agree they're gonna tell you it's not weird but it's just it's weird and there's also this new thing where like in more like art films during sex scenes the people will actually have sex just to really get it's very very very rare and it's very niche art I could see it becoming more popular in Hollywood and I'm just saying like things are fucking weird. Most sex scenes like they're wearing bits on their bits and it's like you know it's more mechanical

it's more of like a a staged thing but still like your bits are on their bits like. It's Bitsy Central. It's Bitsy Von Wuffling. It's bit on bit crime. It's nuts okay. Yeah so. I guess it's like. Hopefully they don't have too many bits in Outer Banks where they got to be bits on bits oh totally but it's not really that raunchy of a show it's for kids um the relationship is steamy yeah but we've never seen them have sex like we haven't no okay that's that's good ever yeah it's like really a kid's show with a lot of violence yeah and like a lot of storylines that don't fucking make sense and a lot of people acting like morons. Morons. Are you ready for our next story? Really just wanting to take one moment to acknowledge I'm

very sad about this couple. Like yeah me too. They were like so cute and they seemed so in love. So it's sad. On to the next. No and you know what? It really makes you know what it really makes you think it really makes you think like you shouldn't date your co-stars or at least until like after the show no you know what I think yes obviously this is a possibility you go two seasons hot and heavy and then the breakup is gut-wrenching but it's worth it for I think like the time that they must have had together getting famous together on this show together playing romantic partners in real life. They went to the Bahamas. I think that that was probably like an amazing two years

that you can't, you know, you have to live. You can't let the fear of heartbreak stop you from following your heart. But when you think about like the greatest shows, like most successful, there was none of that. Like nobody on Friends dated, nobody on Gossip Girl dated, like nobody on- Serena and Dan dated. In real life? Yeah, for a very long time okay so not that and oc summer and seth

dated give it like the oc yeah no it's the opposite no i don't think it's the opposite i think that there's something to not like i think riverdale like is trash that's just because you don't like the show no but like ever since like all of that fizzled out, it's like trash. All of what fizzled out? Bughead. You stopped watching a long time ago. Before that, for sure. But I just think like, I think there's a weirdness that you can sense. And like, I think it does, I think it does like affect overall shows. Like not even that one

specific example. I think that for sure. So it's okay for movies, but not for shows? Yeah, movies end. Like shows go on. No, but even if it's a series of movies? That's a difficult, that's a different question. I mean, were Kristen Stewart and Edward together for all five movies? I think so. Because that's like the perfect example of it working out for the best. And most of the time it's probably not going to work out,

but I think it's worth it for those moments of magic. You can't just live in fear Claude no of course not but I'm just talking about like as a TV watcher would it be best if like everyone you just let sleeping dogs lie no as a TV watcher it's worth it for the good times and then yeah you know but but all shows get bad no matter what happens in the relationship that's also also true. So at least we had those special moments. I'm really here for it. And for these kids, like, this was a once in a lifetime. You know, I'm sure they'll be telling their grandkids about this time in their life.

You know what show had, like, a lot of weird shit going on? I mean, obviously, and still to this day. Like, Glee. People were dating. There was also, like, weird shit going around on that show. Like, in general. Outside of the relationships. Yeah. So. So of the relationships. Yeah.

So. So I think I stand by. I really do stand by my statement. Like please don't take your co-stars. But I agree. Like it is this like once in a lifetime. Like. Thing.

And I stand by my statement. And I'm happy for them. I'm happy for them for the time that they had. Don't be sad that it's over. Smile. Because it happened. Madeline and Chase. I'm just like trying to think of one example.

Where like a couple stayed together the whole show. know but i can't we'll figure it out someone will let us know okay next story cardi b will be hosting the 2021 american music awards and she is so excited on tuesday the rapper was announced as the host of the upcoming amas producers and ab ABC confirmed in a statement shared with People. She said when I received the invite to host the AMAs I was so excited I'm ready to bring my personality to the AMAs stage. I think that she'll be great. Yeah me too. She's very funny very personable. The AMAs are not like a serious award show in terms of like no one like oh we won an AMA like it's not the Grammy. So it's all just a fun yeah thing and she's gonna be excellent at it it reminds me of like Kelly Clarkson hosting

the Billboard Awards it's like a good award show it's a great place to you know see if you got the chops and I think Cardi will have the chops that's why I'm here for this I think she's a star like she is but she also has like such a great personality that I think it's gonna radiate I think this is a really really strong choice it's just crazy that like she probably is among the most nominated like and she's also working the room so this is what I was going to say and I would love to hear your take on this do you think it's a step down for like a celebrity to like to host like I was always under the impression that the host is always less famous than the people in the room the nominees but that hasn't been the case as of recent.

Like, JoJo Cat hosted the BMAs, obviously Kelly Clarkson. So, I don't know. It's like this weird new thing. I don't know if I like it. I don't know if I like it either. And it is weird when it's like you're supposed to be the person that's celebrated and you're hosting. It's not a step down if, like, you're very much choosing. Like, Cardi, there's no question.

It's not like she's on the decline. She didn't have to do it. Like, this just seems like a fun project for her. So, light it's not sad yeah but it is weird don't you think I like I prefer the days when like comedians or people on the up or on the down would take the job and like they're significantly less famous than the people they're they're discussing yeah like Cardi B is going to be like introducing and just talking about her peers right but that also makes it fun it makes it cool i'm not i'm not not here for it i don't think i'm here for it but the idea that like these celebrities are just taking over the hosting jobs when it's like there are hosts there are comedians there are people who are like this is their job right well

that's the other thing it's like i feel like we talk about that a long time like if you're a trained host or like you go to school for journalism, like, you want to be an on-air correspondent, like, the eligible jobs for you are just getting fewer and fewer because they're really being taken by influencers, celebrities, people who don't have traditional hosting experience or training. Yeah. I wouldn't even be offended by influencers doing it because some influencers, like, it's their dream, too.

Right. To be Juliana, you know? No, not offended. I'm just, I'm just, it's interesting to point out that like the job, like when I was in communications classes, like every girl, like what's your dream job? The next Juliana Rancic. Everyone. And now it's like, good luck.

Yeah. Whatever happened to Laverne Cox? She was doing. She was the next Juliana, right? Yeah, but Red Carpet season hasn't started. I feel like we report on that a long time ago now. We reported on it at the end of last Red Carpet season,

and now it hasn't. It comes back in January, February. So we'll see her then. Cool. Are you excited for Laverne? Oh, yeah. I don't really like... I like watching Red Carpet shows,

but I don't really notice the interviewers. And actually, I think that's good. They're not meant to be noticed. They're not meant to be noticed. So we'll see how Laverne does. Yes. Okay, next story, a little Bravo-lebrity romance news. Summer House stars Carl and Lindsay are sparking dating rumors.

I mean, this is just weird, because if you're watching the show now, it's like, who? She's obsessed with Austin. Yeah. Lindsay Hubbard and Karl Radke had fans in a tizzy on social media over the weekend after posting an intimate Halloween photo dressed as Baby and Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing. They held each other close while mimicking the iconic movie poster. So there's like whispers that these two are dating. I don't. I saw a video of someone from Entertainment Tonight like fully asking them and they like, they said like, no, we don't have anything to say,

but like they're obviously dating. Okay. I don't know the history. I don't think there is. I mean, I don't know the history. Did they ever date on Summer House? No. But I think people have just been like rooting for them

like quietly. Like she's, she's. Okay. You know what? I actually, when I was watching Winter House, I had this thought. She's like the type of girl who says like she's not like other girls like she loves hanging out with the guys like her guys her best friends and so she's really been best friends with really every guy forever um and that includes Carl but Carl's in this like new place um he's sober

you know his brother passed away last season he's been through a lot and he's in this like new I think really fresh good headspace and the thing a lot and he's in this like new, I think really fresh, good headspace. And the thing with Lindsay and I actually really like her. When I first started watching his show, I didn't get her. She's a lot and I fully get her now

and I think she's hilarious. But I don't know if she's the best person for Carl right now. Because she's still this like crazy gal. I mean, you see her on Winterhouse. She loves to drink and that's why we love her

and she's hilarious. I don't know if it's the best match for him in the current headspace that he's in interesting interesting do you think like she could be in a different headspace than where she was on Winter House of course we never know yeah because it was filmed a while ago yeah so I don't know I mean I think it's really interesting I think it's great for the show I think with the absence of Vanderpump Rules, I think Summer House is really turning into like the young show on Bravo. And I think what they're doing with Winter House is great. I think all of them dating within their group is only even better for the show.

Yeah. All rise, ships, sink, tides. Yeah, agreed. Okay, so we ship? I need to know more. I do. But also, I don't know these people personally. Sometimes when we talk about reality stars, I know them in real life. I don't know these two at all.

I've met Carl. I don't think I've met Lindsay. But you know what? I'm cautiously optimistic. Okay, cool. So maybe like a little canoe that might take us. Like maybe, what's it called? The boat that takes the.

Dinghy. No, it's a more official name. Fricker. The boat that takes you to a yacht. No, it's a more official name. Fricker. The boat that takes you to a yacht? Yeah. A dinghy? No. Okay, hold on.

What's the name of the small boat that takes you to the yacht? Tender. Tender. By the way, it didn't even come up. I just remembered it. Yes. From Below Deck. Yes, exactly. Did you exactly here that that you probably wouldn't know him but the captain from the very first season of below deck i think his name was mark he passed away i saw that he was only 65 that's so sad very

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book it's the center of the book you know she the center of the book. You know, she goes to the kids' school thing and with the cup. And she's very triggered. Yeah. And so you know where she was at. And she said, this person in the early morning on November 1st, 2017 is a recognizable version of myself. I had so much self-discovery to unlock and explore. I knew in this very moment I would allow myself to take back my light, show victory over my

internal battle of self-respect, and brave this world with piercing clarity. It was really like a heartbreaking post and that picture. I mean, when you read the book, basically the whole book starts at this day, the day she decided to get sober, and then she goes back in time and forward in time. But the main kind of hook of the book is this day. And you picture it in your head, of course, when you're reading the book. And to be honest, that's exactly what I pictured it looking like. Yeah me too I can't believe it's been four years that's amazing yeah I'm so happy that she's like me too still in this wonderful place and I just want to use this as a reminder um if you haven't read her book yet you absolutely have to absolutely have to one of my biggest regrets is rushing through it because it was just like so big and long and I

wanted to talk to you about it and I remember just like rushing through the end take your time it's a long book so like you don't have to read it all in one sitting it's so good it's full of so much first of all if you love pop culture there's so many John Mayer, Nick Lachey, A-list celebrity stuff that's just like gorgeous but it's also this like really honest and like deep book about trauma her childhood is so interesting honestly when celebrities write about their childhood like sometimes I skip right through it. Oh my God, she grew up in like the Bible Belt. She had these crazy stories about her dad's church. Like it was really good.

Like I loved every part of it. The John Mayer stuff and the Bible Belt stuff. Yeah, I loved every part of it. I read it in like one or two sittings. And I loved reading it that way. Like I couldn't put it down. Like I was so immersed in it. And it was very long. and like it's a very well-written book so it's not like something you just breeze through it's like every page

there's a lot of meat to it but it was so so good and I would say before her book came out I wouldn't have called myself like a Jessica Simpson stan she was just like you know one of the pop stars so she's my birthday buddy so I probably you had a different connection but you don't have to have a pre-existing connection with her you will feel connected through her journey and I just want to say I often think about how like one of the pivotal moments of her career was a chili cook-off yes but in a really negative way no no in a very negative way but like chili was there for her yeah no that's true um and she talks about that moment I'm sure you guys all has all you know what's so funny it's like you remember certain things so like there was this picture of her wearing these high-waisted jeans um she had gained a little bit of weight

and they splattered it everywhere like big fat girl chili cook-off they were so fucking mean to her and you remember and you're like oh yeah she was like big and then i remember like after i read the book i went and looked at the picture and like she's so normal looking like it's not it's so crazy how you remember things and how everything was sensationalized and she was a part of that group like we're seeing it play out with Britney and those young uh Mickey Mouse Club. Miska. Muska. Mickey Mouse. How like they were all just like pitted against each other and I thought one of the most interesting parts of the book is like how Jessica Simpson during her time as like a pop star compared herself to the Britney's and the Christina's and like had to do things differently because they were all like the same they came from similar backgrounds they were

all blonde they were all pop stars it's really such a good book and I loved it loved so that's your daily reminder oh and you know we didn't talk about yesterday how um when Andy went on the Today Show to announce the Real Housewives of Dubai, he was actually doing press. He has a new book coming out. But it's not like one of his Andy Cohen diaries. It's the quotes. Yeah, it's quotes from, it's like a hundred quotes, 365 days for 365 quotes of woman I

love or whatever. I'm good. Yeah, I loved Andy's books. Like all three of them are on my top. I gave them all five stars. I would have loved another book. Yeah. No, this is not that.

No, this is like a coffee table book. Yeah. For like real house, like true, true Real Housewives fans. But it's not coffee table book sized. It's kind of lethal. Oh. So it's probably something they sell at like Urban Outfitters. I saw it on Watch What Happens Live.

No, but you could have books on your coffee table or like display books that aren't massive Asseline books. Yeah. I don't know if I'm going to get this one. Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yes. It's the final story.

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proud of it so it's so exciting have you'm really proud of it. So it's so exciting. Have you recorded it? No. So it's just been completely written and like built out and I'm recording it next week. So I'm really excited. Exciting. Are you recording it here? New York?

No. Oh, in New York. Yes. I think you meant in this studio. No, not unless you want the jackhammer on the ones and twos. You know,

it sounds pretty good. Um, no, like a full fledged studio. In New York. The last time that you had to go to LA. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. And I'm going to LA next week for a wedding. So maybe you'll hit up the studio there. I asked the producers, I'm like, is it easier? They're like, it doesn't matter. Because with COVID, everyone recorded songs remotely. That it's actually easier to record a song remotely with a producer in your ear.

That's what I'll be doing. OK, cool. Yeah. Very exciting. Well, our fifth story is some more epic music news that everybody's looking forward to. The track list for Adele's album 30 is here and it includes a duet with Chris Stapleton. Chris Stapleton is having the year

of collaborations. Literally the two biggest albums of the year are coming out like this and next week Adele and Taylor Swift and they both have Chris Stapleton on them. Yeah okay so here are the names of the songs which just like if it were anyone else I wouldn't care but because it's Adele I just need every nugget. Or I guess if it was Taylor Swift, you would care. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And if it was Kelly Clarkson, I would care.

For sure. We actually did this for Kelly Clarkson. We went song by song. And we did it for Taylor Swift. Okay, cool. When she did Love Her. At least we're consistent. Yeah.

One, Strangers by Nature. Ooh, that sounds like a... You tell me the song lyric and I'll tell you what I think it sounds like. Okay. And then in a week, we'll go back and listen, okay? Okay. Too easy on me, obviously. Let me think.

I think it'll probably sound like, you know... Go easy on me, baby. Just a guess. I don't think so. That doesn't sound like her. Three, My little love. My little love. Love bug, yeah.

Something like that. Cool. Four, cry your heart out. Cry your heart out! That was good. Five, oh my God. Ooh, that's tough. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God, you guys guys that's it for sure six can i get it okay i think it would be like no actually i can't i can't see this one in my head you know i'm very i'm a very visual person i can't see it seven i drink wine oh i could see it being like a very brit, but like, I drink wine, wine, wine, wine. Something like that. Yeah. Very Amy Winehouse vibes.

Okay. That's what that was, by the way, Amy Winehouse. Yeah, no, you guys, don't. That was still Claudia's singing. Don't get it twisted. We didn't just cut to Amy Winehouse. Eight, all night parking with Errol Garner interlude. Okay, so.

I don't even know what any of that means. I think it means no lyrics. It's an interlude. Oh. That's cool. So you're off. You get this one off. Oh, like,

oh, wait, all instruments? Oh, yeah. That's probably what it sounds like. Nine, Woman Like Me, not to be confused

with the Little Mix song. No, but by the way, that sounds like it's going to be the best song on the album. I'm a woman, no, no, no. A woman like me

yeah that's what i think and i hope someone doesn't mash up with woman like me are you following at all any of this little mixed drama because i'm on little mix talk so i i was following yet it's crazy it is crazy it's kind of quieted down yes it was like two weeks or maybe a week or two ago the The girls obviously broke up. Jessie Nelson released her first song. But like every time I talk about Little Mix drama, like everyone comments like, who? What? Yeah. So I was like, okay.

Hey, let's educate the people. Okay. So Little Mix is the most epic girl band on the planet right now. Yeah, they really are. They're literally the best band ever. They're so great. They're from X Factor. They're from X Factor.

They were four girls. We have Perry, Leigh-Anne. Jade. Jade and Jessie. band ever they're so great they're from x factor they were four girls we have perry leanne jade jade and jesse a year ago you might remember when you commented who on our posts that jesse left the band and claudia will tell you she saw it coming i did the other three i did see it don't frisbee's pass that i did see it coming okay but that's not the we have to get to the point the other three seem to have like a really great sisterhood.

Sisterhood. Two of them were pregnant at the same time. Two of them just gave birth and so the other three carried forward without Jesse. They never looked back. It was giving very much

Zayn energy. Like the band was unaffected by the departure. Yes, and also just a fun fact, Perry and Zayn did used to date for a very long time. Right before he started

dating Gigi. And that's just something that you should know. Yeah, no, that was actually like. But it's not germane to the story. She was the biggest girl band on X Factor UK and then in the UK. He was the biggest boy band X Factor UK

and then in the UK. And then they were dating and it was actually like perfect. Yeah, but it's not germane to the story. No. Just a fun fact. So then. So the three girls are Little Mix.

They put out an album since. They're not letting this slow them down, nor are they letting Pregnance they're doing the most fucking most and they even have like a new album coming out that's like I think it's been how like 10 years of little mix or something and the album is like old hits new greatest hits yeah so fucking good so but by the way part there were a lot of rumors when she left and before she left that there was a big divide between Jessie the girl who left and Le, who is the one woman of color in the group. Okay.

And Jessie had been accused a lot of times on social media of blackfishing, of appropriating black culture, and apparently they had, you know, spoken about it within the group and they really kind of tried to

speak to Jessie in a polite and calm manner about this whole thing and Jessie was like having none of it. So then her new song she just released her first single yes bad bad boy nikki minaj is on it yes it's jesse nelson her first single and the music video came out and it was kind of like everything that people had

been upset with about jesse nelson about coming to fruition in this music video like it's very provocative in the sense where she's you know really dressing acting looking like she's blackfishing and so it just kind of blew up on social media especially on TikTok that's where I learned about everything um and it's like I didn't know it was such a big story on TikTok oh because I like was seeing it because I'm a little mixed fan but it wasn't everywhere no little mixed talk like it's everywhere I've seen the whole music video a thousand times better than because I like was seeing it because I'm a Little Mix fan but it wasn't everywhere. No, Little Mix talk, like it's everywhere. I've seen the whole music video

a thousand times. Nothing sounds better than Little Mix talk. It's so good. And now they're doing like performances like comparing with Jessie without like how much better it is without Jessie.

Like the Little Mix fans are shady as fuck and it's really like been a wild story. Back to the story though. So then the girls who are still in Little Mix like unfollowed Jessie.

Then Jessie and Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj has had Jessie's back through this. Through and through. They went on live together. Yeah, there were tweets, like. And Nicki was just, like, going after Leigh-Anne, who is the woman of color in Little Mix. And it was actually, like, really not cool of Nicki Minaj. I didn't like that.

They were being mean to Leigh-Anne. Because, like, wherever you land on this, like, Leigh-Anne's a really nice girl. Yeah. She's a p-jow. She is. Precious gem of a woman. She's a precious gem of a woman. She's a p-jow-lum of woman she's a precious she's a pjow precious gem of a little mix so it's just been like this crazy thing because when she broke up when she

left the band it wasn't like the biggest it wasn't contentious they were like jesse and she had was citing like mental health concerns and like that the band was no longer good for her mindset and and all the women were like so bad jesse yeah we were the fans were supportive we were like as long as this means continued little mix right you won't hear a peep so like when a person leaves a girl band like it's either destructive camilla cabello or not zane and jesse like you can always tell when the person's leaving if it's going to ruin the band yeah zane was like 50 50 because zane was like a lot of people's favorites um but the band i think was better without him yeah um camilla obviously like there was going to be no Fifth Harmony without Camilla.

But Jessie, I think we could have predicted that the band would remain intact. Yeah. If not better. Sometimes you get better when you trim the fat. Yeah. And also, like, if you don't want to be here. We don't want you. Yeah.

Yeah. We only want people who are interested in Little Mix. Like, right. So if I think if Perry or Leigh-Anne left, it would have been destructive. Yes. Yes. Yes. So that's the latest on Little Mix. Like, right. So if I think if Perry or Leigh-Anne left, it would have been destructive. Yes, yes. So that's the latest on Little Mix. Yeah. Ten, Hold On. Oh, we're still doing this. Hold on. No, that was very giving me very much Broadway. That was giving me like Hodor. Don't be rude. Hodor. Don't be rude. How was that that rude i think it was more broadway it was very adina menzel it was my lower register and it was really hard to do 11 to be loved oh

to be loved i'm thinking very like you know tony bennett okay 12 love is a game love is a game. I don't know. I'm just making shit up at this point. I mean, what were you doing in the beginning? No, at the beginning I was really kind of like connecting with my internal musical spirit. Okay. Now I'm just making shit up.

Bonus tracks. Bonus tracks. Wild Wild West. Ooh, that sounds good. Sounds so good. Yeah. For Can't Be Together. I'm done guessing by the way. Okay that's fine and then the last one is Easy on Me with Chris Stapleton. Oh you're

lying. You guys everyone. Oh I didn't realize that's where he was. Everyone. Also I'm sure you saw that um the special Adele's like One Night Only is being filmed at the Griffith Observatory. So not Kensington Palace. And I can't even tell you like how disappointed I am. I'm sorry, but it's not my fault. Like it was a really good guess. Something was filmed at Kensington Palace. People are saying it's Taylor Swift now. I'm just saying.

That's what people on the internet are saying. So listen to none of it. But I just like, even if the special is like the best thing I've ever seen, like it won't be good enough because it wasn't what I hoped. But I am very much looking forward to it. I guess. But still like the disappointment. I had no expectations before.

It's a lot. So yeah, he's on Easy on Me. So we already know what that song sounds like. So it'll be cool to hear a different version. And with the Red re-recording, obviously we know the song's on Red already, but there are bonus tracks that she's never released. And Chris Stapleton is on one of the bonus tracks.

So we don't know what song is, what it's going to sound like. Interesting. We know Easy on Me already. Very, very cool. Easy on Me is aging gorgeously. Like it's just getting better and better with every listen. This is going to be a great month for music, everyone.

Yeah. Both holiday and non-holiday. Holiday and miscellaneous. And I think we have a lot to look forward to. Yeah, especially because we're about to do Dear Toasters, which is our advice segment, you guys. If you're ever looking for advice from your two favorite gals on anything,

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I just snuck off really quickly because I have my glucose test. Oh, diabetes? Yeah, pregnancy. And I have my drink with me, like the sugar drink that you have to drink, but it needs to be refrigerated and I just my drink with me like the sugar drink that you have to drink but it needs to be refrigerated and I just remembered so. When's the test? After this. I drink it like when we wrap and then an hour later

I get the test. What is it like a needle? Blood. But you have to drink like the sugary drink that should be chilled but I forgot to chill it. Are you going by yourself? Yeah. You want me to come with you? what time uh one okay i'll call it one i'll move it okay should we get lunch first no i can't eat no you're lying no i can't eat for an hour i don't think i can come okay hey claude and jack hope you guys had a spooky halloween i wanted it was so spooky it was it was beyond spooky i wanted to write in about this very first very first world problem i've encountered i want to preface this by saying I've never been one to sorry I've never been one to split a plate at dinner or swap clothes with my girlfriends or sisters so what I'm about to tell you guys is very triggering for me okay

one of the okay a month ago sorry I'm like having a hard time reading and speaking a month ago we got a party bus for my husband's birthday one of the wives got soaked on the bus I'm assuming from spilled beer but it was never just soaked was like a new word for drunk drunk yeah but it was never disclosed as what the wetness was from she could have peed her pants for all we know the couple lived five minutes from us and rather than going home it was nearly 1 a.m they wanted to continue hanging out with us so this wife demanded i give her some pants to wear so i found some spandex workout shorts for her to wear. They stayed too long, ended up getting in a huge fight with each other and leaving. Without her shoes, lol.

This girl got into an Uber without her shoes. The next morning, they had to pick up their car and the shoes and didn't bring my shorts back, which I was thankful for. Like, please wash them before you bring them back. But here we are a month later and still no shorts. Her husband and my husband are very close and they see each other every week. She and I are not close and I only see her on holidays and outings. What does one do? Her husband literally comes to my house every week. She didn't want to send them over with him

anytime this past month. I can't help but wonder, where are my shorts? Is she regularly wearing them as if they are her own? Are they being stashed in a drawer somewhere? Have you girls ever encountered something like this? Will I ever see these shorts again? It's not even short season anymore. So I feel like I would come off petty if I just texted her and was like, hey, can I have my shorts back? Clearly I'm not wearing them anytime soon. But truly, where are they?

Sincerely, a shortless toaster. Okay, I mean, if this were me, I really can't relate. Because if she had like unidentified liquid all over her and she borrowed my shorts, and she was borrowing anything, I would have given her something that I actually didn't want back something I've been looking to get rid of so I wouldn't have to go hounding her down even when I let people borrow stuff like like I never would give away like my nicest things if you come to my house and like you need a sweatshirt and you leave with it I am assuming I'm not getting it back especially if it's like a crotchety pair of biker shorts like please keep your crotch and like she had those unidentified fluids on them.

Plus, I just want to say she is obviously very drunk. There's a chance she got home shoeless, woke up the next morning in these shorts, no shoes, has no idea where these shorts are from, and is just moving on with her life. Yeah, I think we need to, you in particular, need to part ways with the shorts. And it's a lesson. Like, if someone's ever at your house, you offer them up a sweatshirt, shorts, anything. Like you are giving someone something. And at least this is how I perceive it

without the intention of getting it back. Yeah. I'm giving it to you permanently. Like it's yours now. Yeah. I mean, you could, if you really want them back, you could ask for them back. I just wouldn't want them back.

Like, are you dying for them? Can you just get another pair? Like what? Would you really wear? And spandex shorts, you know, that touches a lot of areas. It's labia material. It goes in places and stuff. And I, would you really wear them again? Like, is it worth asking for them back? Honestly, I think sharing biker shorts is like sharing underwear. I totally agree. And do you even know if she was wearing underwear? Such a good question. She was so drunk. Maybe she did. If she was soaked, wouldn't she have taken off her underwear?

You could run a pair of underwear through a washing machine six times and I still wouldn't put them on if somebody else had put them on.

Yeah. Yeah. There's just some things that we don't touch. Yeah. We don't share. So maybe this perspective will make you realize

you don't even want them back. That's what I'm hoping for. If you still want them back because of the principle because you're not a sharer, which I also understand... Send a text. Yeah, just ask for them back. there's a chance she doesn't know where she got them but I would recommend just say a prayer say goodbye to the shorts they're not yours anymore yeah goodbye shorts have a good day all right next up hello

Jackson Claude love you both and seeing the growth of the toast also congrats Jackie on a little camper long time listener first time writing in. I need your advice. I broke up with my boyfriend of two and a half years in August. It was mutual and we ended on good terms. We still talk every now and then, but we've established that there's no future for us as partners. Back in January of 2020, he bought us these... Sorry.

In 2020, January 2020, he bought us these pretty leather and gold Tiffany matching bracelets as a promise to spend our lives together. Classy. He lost his towards the end of our relationship, but I still have mine. Here's where I need advice. Do I keep the bracelet, give it back to him, or sell it? It's a nice $1,400 bracelet.

I still have the receipt and the box. To be honest, I'm leaning towards selling it because I will never wear it again due to it representing a promise that no longer exists. And it's not super stylish, lol. I don't want to come across as ungrateful or disrespectful, as that's not my intention. So what would y'all do? With love, a toaster who kind of wants to cash in on heartbreak. I mean, if you don't love the bracelet and you're not going to wear it, then definitely sell it. If it just is a matter of like, do you want to keep it or not?

I don't know. I think that there's two things. I would love to, like, with this $1,400, if you sold it secondhand, you maybe would get, like, $800. You get, like, about half. And then it depends where you're selling it. They might take a cut. Right.

Like, once you boil it down, whatever the final number is, let's say $600. Like, I don't know your financial situation. Like, would that really, really help? Or would you remain on, like, $600? Great. Because, I don't know. I know right now it's, like, fresh. But I think it's nice to like

collect things from former lovers like you know when you're 80 you're telling your grandkids like yeah I used to be this hot bitch look this man bought me a $1,500 bracelet if you don't need to sell it I know it's kind of tough right now but like throw it in a box full of mementos and I just think it's like nice to keep things that once meant something to you yeah I agree with that I do agree I was just gonna say, if you enjoyed the bracelet, I would say keep wearing it, even though it doesn't mean what it once did. I don't think she enjoys it. She said it was ugly.

She said it was unfashionable, which is quite hurtful. But I agree. If you don't need to sell it, you could always sell it down the line if you need to. But it is nice to keep mementos from relationships past especially since this seemed like it was a very serious one yeah and it just I feel like maybe you're thinking about this now because like the feelings are still fresh you just want to like get rid of all mementos but I don't know there's something to be said about just keeping burying it in your

closet keeping a box of things that remind you of people who used to love you yeah it's not like he you know cheated on you you broke up amicablyably. I would keep it. Yeah I agree. But you don't have to wear it. And you could always then sell it if your decision to keep it is bothering you. Or you need the cash. Yeah. All right this third one is an update. Finally we are hearing from a girl. She said I wrote in earlier this summer regarding my friends constantly talking about babies anytime we're together. Well here's the update. I confronted my friends on day one babies anytime we're together. Well, here's the update. I confronted my friends on day one of the girls weekend, which was a terrible idea.

I don't remember this one, do you? No. Okay, maybe she'll remind us. My friends felt personally attacked, started crying, and couldn't understand why I was feeling this way. So needless to say, I slept with one eye open, and I was afraid they would murder me with a breast pump or something of the sort. The next morning, I heard all the girls in the dining room eating breakfast,

and I went up to apologize. As soon as I started, one of the girls. The next morning, I heard all the girls in the dining room eating breakfast and I went up to apologize. As soon as I started, one of the girls interrupted me and apologized. Smash, we talked about what you said last night and we agree with what you said.

We never realized how constantly talking about our kids would impact you. I was shocked, long story short, after a few mimosas and wine tours, the gal pals were back together

and reminiscing about the good old days. And to everyone's shock, our friend announced that she was pregnant. Can't wait to listen to pregnant. Can't wait to listen to this birth story and her baby's milestones for the next year. Signed, the best auntie who has her friends back. So I guess if I recall it correctly, this girl is one of the only girls in the group

who doesn't have kids. And it's like fucking in a way. Can we talk about something else? So she told everyone, of course, the mamas were offended at first. But you know what? They mulled it over. And this is the lesson here. And this is what we're always saying.

Communication is the key. Saying how you're feeling, if you feel like it's worth it, get it off your chest. But sometimes it's not worth it. It's knowing whether or not it's worth it. And that's where the magic lies. That's what we do here. And sometimes you think you're so right and then you hear it from another perspective. I remember the last time we did Dear Toasters, a girl wrote in thinking thinking she was 100% right but when we are totally unbiased third party

non-affiliates and it's like we probably are leaning towards taking your side just know that like we're ready to take your side so if we are saying like you're wrong we're saving you all the trouble of like making a big stink about something and your friends are like no but you're wrong yeah but you know what this girl was right she was entitled to her feelings and everyone worked out in the end and that's what we call a happy ending here at the morning toast you love to see it and speaking of happy endings that is the end of our show that is the end of our show also it is election day so make sure you get out what is it primary no it's mayoral is it november oh my god it's it's legit election day it's so weird like election

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