The Toast - S4 Ep192: Giving Us Nothing: Wednesday, November 3rd, 2021

Episode Date: November 3, 2021

Britney Spears blames mom for giving dad 'the idea' of conservatorship (Page Six) Sister Wives' Christina Brown Splits from Kody Brown After 25 Years: We've 'Grown Apart' (PEOPLE) Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin's Daughter Delilah Belle Hamlin Says She Was Hospitalized After Overdosing on Prescription Drugs (US Weekly) Nick Lachey Reveals He 'Never Read' Ex-Wife Jessica Simpson's Memoir: 'I Know What the Truth Is' (PEOPLE) Now's your chance to own Carrie Bradshaw's tutu from 'Sex and the City' (Page Six Style) Vanderpump Rules Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Wednesday. It is a hump day. Hope everyone's doing great. Hey, Jax. How you doing? I'm doing good. You know, it's hump day, which means we're getting over the hump this week. It does feel like it deserves to be a Thursday. I'm not gonna lie. I couldn't agree more, but imagine my surprise when I woke up and it wasn't Tuesday. Like, I was just thought it was Tuesday. The first half of the hump did go by rather quickly. Oh, so we're saying opposite things. Yeah.

But like, of course, it should always be a Thursday. Okay. You just like vehemently agreed with me. Yeah, of course. No, I disagree. I agree with your right to be alive on a Thursday. Like I'll never take that away from you. Yeah.

So I'm really looking forward to tomorrow. But in order to get to tomorrow, we have to get through today. You know, I do feel that like it should be a Thursday. That's what I'm saying. But also grateful for Wednesday because you know what it's not a Tuesday and it ain't a Monday. That's true and you get to hump someone you love so you know call Jew, call Brew, get the boys out here. It's going down. Because you know what? We them boys. We making noise. We making. We making. I did a little remix remix we make it noise i'm just in this like musical headspace because i told you yesterday i've been working a lot on my song okay um it's pretty much

done like can you give us a tease can you give us like a lyric yeah okay you know what i can i actually we came up with this like last week and by we i mean my songwriter felipe like i didn't do it um but last week we were doing the bridge and he came up with a lyric that references toast which like i just loves loved so much it's called should i sing it or just like say the line whatever you feel more comfortable with a toast to us the wild ones toast to the wild ones so that was just like really exciting that is exciting i. The pitch is gonna need work. Sorry, that just wasn't your best. But I know... By the way, hurt me where it actually hurts, you know?

But I know that this song is gonna... You have an amazing voice, you just didn't grace us with it this morning. You! Fucking bitch. That's like me hurting you right at your core. I don't even know what I could say to hurt you equally. I'm here to make you better, better stronger the best version of you you know what I'm good no no no I'm good no I won't let you put out mediocrity put out mediocrity I can't fucking talk to you anymore

you're so fucking negative oh my god I'm so supportive put out you just want blind support and you're not gonna get that from your girl put out mediocrity like I was just I wasn't performing I was just like sharing a lyric like you don't have to analyze everything okay okay fine there's already a hard day for me like Christine and Cody from Sister Wives are broken up like you have no you have no sympathy for what I'm going through I don't because I don't know what it means and I'm gonna need you to explain it to me can't wait past five yeah of course we're talking about that we're also talking about Vanderpump Rules that was on last night um and it's just like a good hump day to be alive yes yes it is we're in the thick of November I'm really feeling this November

energy you know I'm really liking the space that we're in I would like the space that I was into if I lived in a home where I could see the outside so yeah my bunker doesn't really allow me to understand the seasonal changes got it but like when you leave your house, are you freezing? You're feeling it? Yeah. I mean, I got my coat on today. Sherpa. Oh, there she is.

Yeah. I love being, you know, in the cold weather. But today was just like a little colder than I expected. I forgot to watch the weather snitch. And I didn't realize like it's full. It's fully winter outside. Yeah. Today.

I watched the weather snitch and she told me what I needed to know. So I put on this little cozy little buzzer that has little pictures. It's really cute. Of Teddies. Ted. I'm going to wear it to the Ted 3 premiere. You'll be waiting a long time. I won't be getting in.

Literally. In this. No, I actually think they would appreciate the originality and creativity and the motivation and spirit for the brand. For sure. But they'd be like, girl, you're wearing a sweatshirt to a premiere. Get the fuck out. Yeah, I guess.

That's very true. Yeah. What was I going to say? About my sweater? No. Whatever. I can't remember. I'm just excited to chat.

You know, I love chatting. Great. Chat, chat, chat. Did you do something new with your makeup today? No. It looks like you have like a smoky eye. No. You didn't do the browns.

I've been doing the brown like every day. It looks like a different. Since you did my makeup. It looks like a have like a smoky eye. No. You didn't do the browns. I've been doing the brown like every day. It looks like a different. Since you did my makeup. It looks like a different color brown. Holy shit. Yes. I used a different bronzer like. As your lid?

As my lid. Wow. You're very observatory. I'm. Observant? I'm always paying attention. Always. It's a little annoying.

Like. Pay less attention. It's who I am attention pay less shoe source okay it's who I am are pay less shoe sources still in business I haven't seen one in a while Mr. Bogo Energy oh they rebranded yeah it's just called pay less it's not pay less shoe source anymore no if it ever was a hundred percent it was okay it's just pay less was it pay less shoe source or pay less shoeless Shoe Stores? I think Source. Now that I think about it, like such a bizarre name for a store.

Yeah. But that's why I think it was just called Payless. Yeah. No. I do think that they eventually rebranded to Payless. I'm being dead serious. Okay. No.

This is a quick Google. Okay. Hopefully it's working out for them. I hope they're still in business. But I don't think there's a lot in the city if there ever were. There was one I remember. Payless Shoe Source. They are called Payless now.

They still have a website. But yes, the store in Queens on Google, it's Payless Shoe Source. I guess it hasn't updated to the new name. They haven't gotten the new branding from the headquarters yet. Yeah. Honestly, like kind of craving a Payless Shoe Source right now. They had some bomb BOGO sales. Buy one, get one.

So yeah, today's just going to be a fabulous regular day of the toast. I feel like it's been so long since we've had like normalcy here because I was in Italy, then there was the COVID exposure, and then there was Halloween. And now I'm just so excited to be like in my regular clothes. Yes. Sitting and chatting. Sitting and chatting. On my side of the set. Yes, but we did have a regular show yesterday. Yeah, no, I know. I'm just did have a regular show yesterday too. You know I know I'm just I'm getting back into the groove you know. I'm such a routine based girl. I don't know if you know that about me. I would say that you are. Really? You're a creature of habit. A creature of habit and you know what I remember what I was going to say five minutes ago. You know what I did

yesterday that I think I'm going to start implementing into my everyday life. While I was getting ready for the toast I put on the Today Show. So when I get ready it's like the third hour of today and it's just like nonsense like some celebrity interviews yesterday I saw the guy from the Sopranos and the golf player I don't know I just feel like it was a good way to start my day like that's interesting because this morning I put on Give Them Lala with Randall because someone told me that she talks about the Randall situation at 2 27 and I had to go run and listen and I did and like she what she says is that she won't be talking about it she's not ready to talk about it her daughter needs privacy please respect that and then she talks about how it's affected her sobriety which

um spoiler alert it's been totally fine and she actually feels stronger than ever in her sobriety during this time um but then I was like sitting there doing my makeup listening to a podcast and I was like you know this is kind of nice it's like a little companion so I was like maybe I should start listening to a podcast before I get ready for the toast but it would have to be something like so different from our show because you don't want to implant I don't want to yeah it would influence like what I say and then I started like with talking like these people and like I like to have my own thing going on yeah so I think I think, I don't know, I would have to be just something completely random. Yeah.

Well, the third hour of the Today Show is not like the best, I would say. Who hosts it? Al Roker's there and I don't know the other three people. And they were doing like fun, you know,

fashion segments, you know, cable knit sweaters are back in style. And they had a bunch of celeb interviews and just like travel segments. So it was just like real, like giving me, you know,

morning glory vibes. Like giving you nothing. Giving me nothing, but just like travel segments. So it was just like real, like giving me, you know, morning glory vibes. Like giving you nothing. Giving me nothing, but just like everything at the same time. Yes. Like inner peace. Like just knowing like there's so much going on in the world. Like this is what these people are talking about. Yeah.

Like it was kind of like everything, you know? Yeah. But I do wish like my schedule better synced up with like Hoda, you know? Because I think that's probably if I were to associate myself with like any hour of the Today Show would probably be the fourth. Got got it which I think is Hoda and Jenna but no um I'm stuck in the third hour and it's I don't know I just kind of like felt like an adult like watching cable in the morning like crazy yeah no that's it's an interesting it's an interesting prospect I might have to find like the right podcast that talks about nothing that we talk about what do you usually listen to or do with your when you're doing your makeup and your hair

in the mornings pretty much silence me too sometimes music if it's Friday or if there's like an album that came out that I'm really wanting to listen to but sometimes when I put on music it makes me move slower because I'm like enjoy I'm like and these things I'm always in a rush because I'm always like now I have to like make breakfast before I leave the house because I'm always hungry so it's so cute that like takes up time or I like to just get as much sleep as I can and then like rush the makeup oh that's my favorite thing to do yeah um so yeah that's pretty much it for me what am I do anything else you want to share with the group oh I watched Brittany Murphy I saw it was really upsetting yeah I have to watch your guys' recap of it.

Okay. But I kind of liked that towards the end. I like how the documentary was called What Happened to Brittany Murphy and like we still don't know. But the overall consensus, like there isn't this major conspiracy. Like she probably wasn't poisoned,

but she was controlled and manipulated so much to the point where like she wasn't able to take care of herself. And like she literally died of like- Neglect. Neglect, yeah. Like this is going to sound terrible, but like a dog, like we don't able to take care of herself and like she literally died of like neglect neglect yeah like like this is gonna sound terrible but like a dog like we don't feed a dog like it's so it was so upsetting and so much weirdness I you know we were so young I don't really

remember and I was never really invested in the story but I loved her as an actress Uptown Girls all that stuff but the mom and the boyfriend on Larry King like it was so crazy like you can't believe this stuff actually happened. Yeah. Yeah. That's what we said. You should check it out. I'm sure we have the same opinion.

Yeah, no, I want to watch it. But I thought it was very well done. It was. And they did a tour trust with a thousand pieces, you know? No. Two parts, two hours. Two parts is good. Suffices.

It's good. Okay, so without further ado, we have a lot to talk about today. So let's jump right into the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast and today's episode is brought to you by organifi a line of organic superfood blends that offer plant-based nutrition made with high quality ingredients each organifi blend is a science-backed craft to the most effective doses with ingredients that are organic and free of fillers and contain less than three grams of sugar per serving the organifi green Juice with essential superfoods and a clinical dose of ashwagandha. It helps reduce stress, support

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Okay, our first story, Britney Spears is speaking out, and she's blaming her mom for giving her dad the idea of a conservatorship. So Britney took to Instagram, as she always does, but in a now-deleted Instagram post last night where she was spilling some tea. She's talking about the moment that she smiled. She said, I realize I haven't in a very long time. My mom gets so concerned and says, you're acting weird. What's wrong with you? I say, hi, my name is Britney Spears. Nice to finally meet you.

Anyway, she said, my dad may have started the conservatorship 13 years ago, but what people don't know is that my mom is the one who gave him the idea. I will never get those years back. She secretly ruined my life. And yes, I will call her and Lou Taylor out on it. So take your whole I have no idea what's going on attitude and go fuck yourself. You know exactly what you did. My dad is not smart enough to ever think of a conservatorship but tonight I will smile knowing I have a new life ahead of me. You know what I think for a while like of course the villain of the story has always been Jamie Spears and I think like not people who are so so so invested in the movement but just like people who have been following and myself included are really unsure of like where other members of the

family like have landed in this whole thing like were they team Britney were they secretly just like stealing her money um and slowly but surely she has peeled back the layers and showed us like it's not just Jamie here. Like he's the face of this thing. Yeah. But it's really the whole family who were just like all on board, all living off the estate. And he couldn't do this alone.

Right. Because if everybody else in the family had Brittany's back, then like he would be the outcast. And it's like, what are you doing? Right. Grifter. Yeah. But he clearly had the support of other members of the family

if he was able to get away with this. And usually like my philosophy is like I do not support really no matter what's going on like airing your dirty laundry family stuff publicly like I just think you know family stuff should remain private but this I'm like living for every Instagram caption like more more more can't post enough can't get enough that ethos doesn't apply here because it's been aired it was aired a day 13 years ago when they took her to court and put her under conservatorship. Yeah. And they put her life even more out in the public. Like this isn't you know family tings. Like this is straight up betrayal. Agreed. But you know it's it's just not something I naturally like lean into. Yeah. You know. Yeah

but I do feel like you know the this is an exception the lines have been crossed here there's there are none like it's fair game what they did to her nothing she could ever say or ever do would compare to what they did to her so if she wants to take little jabs here and there go off queen go off queen there's also a lot of talk I've been seeing especially on Dumas like about a potential Disney biopic and like how allegedly like Margot Robbie is dying to play Britney um and Britney's been like rejecting all these scripts and she posted a video on her Instagram like I've been getting all these scripts about my life and like they're all just filled with lies like who's gonna write a movie

about me nobody knows what I've been going through for the last 13 years so why doesn't she get involved I'm sure she will she's busy like she's just got her freedom like yeah she needs to live a little bit but I definitely think there should and probably will be a movie. And I do think Margot Robbie is the perfect person to play her. Yeah. She should take some time off. And then she should be executive producing that. Helping with the script.

It should really be Britney's story told at a very high level. And it should be based on real things from the person who experienced it. be based on like real things from the person who experienced it and like we do need one official britney movie doc or something because we have all these other ones that she's like saying like stop even though they're like so critically acclaimed and they're helping britney spears britney versus spears like her and sam are like stop making money off of her story yeah so we need her to get involved in the official one to put all the other ones to bed. Right.

And also so I know which one to watch. You know, I want to watch the Britney approved one. I want to watch the one that Britney's involved in. And I assume, not yet, obviously, because again, she's just like, she's been taking like a million vacations. She can finally like travel without going through like having to put in paperwork.

Like she could just go. Yeah. I think there'll be like a movie, a book. I think there'll be like a movie a book I think there'll be all of that in due time in due time I'm in no rush I'm not putting any pressure on Brit like live your life go on your vacations do your dances like just be happy yeah I agree take your time okay our next story sister wives Christine Brown splits from Cody Brown after 25 years she says we've grown apart. Christine announced the pair split on Instagram Tuesday, saying the longtime couple had grown apart. Quote, after

more than 25 years together, Cody and I have grown apart and have made the difficult decision to leave. We will continue to be a strong presence in each other's lives as we parent our beautiful children and support our wonderful family. At this time, we ask for your grace and kindness as we navigate through this stage with our family. Okay let me just give you the backstory here please do sister wise is a show on tlc about this literal like monster named cody who has the show started with three wives and they acquired a fourth one um along the way it's actually right when the show started and it was like all this tension because like robin who was the new wife was like this hot young thing and like it was definitely weirdness so the first woman he married was Mary and they have one kid together and I think that

if I if you ask me or any Sister Wives fan like who would be the first wife to leave it was always going to be Mary like it was just she was so unhappy always um and he legally married her a million years ago like in the 90s and they were married and then they got other wives but what is the basis for their polygamy like I believe they're Mormon okay but like they're always fleeing different communities like the show started in Utah they live in Flagstaff now they moved to Nevada at some point like I don't know like what church I think they're real like outsiders like of their community so he married mary legally and then when they decided to become like polygamous they brought on janelle but he only married her spiritually of course you

can't legally have multiple marriages so the woman he was always married to was mary the first one then janelle then christine who's the one who just left then when robin came along when they got the show he legally separated from the original wife, Mary, to legally marry Robin. And that just changed the dynamic. Like, why did you not legally separate from Mary to marry Janelle? So there has just been so much weirdness since then. And when you watch a show, I haven't watched up or kept up with every episode, but, like, these are miserable people. Like, everything they do is just miserable.

Like, the living conditions, like, everything is just miserable. They are miserable people. Like everything they do is just miserable. Like the living conditions, like everything is just miserable. They're unhappy people. So I'm not surprised that a wife left. I am surprised one that it took this long and B that it was Christine. But allegedly, I didn't watch last season, at the end of the episode,

they had moved to Flagstaff and Christine was just like, I don't know what I'm doing here. Like where, I'm so unhappy. Like so to people who are really devout watchers of the show,'s not surprising but I do think that a lot of people would have assumed Mary would have gone first because she's just like an unhappy woman maybe Christine is breaking down the door oh yes now the women they might see how Christine fares out there yeah you know but I'm sure she'll get like a condo and a new man and a book. Maybe two. A book, yeah. And then Mary will be like,

if Christine can do it, I can do it. See, and Mary only shares one kid with Cody. Christine, who just left, shares five. Whoa. So it's just like a lot. And you know what? I need a big condo. I think a part of the reason why these women don't leave

is because of the show. So I don't know what the hell they do for a living, but like they have five homes, like because they have five, you know what I mean? They literally, I remember when they moved to Nevada, they bought a whole cul-de-sac

because each wife, each have their own home and he spends certain nights. So except in the first house they lived in in Utah, it was literally like this one home with four apartments. It was so sad. Oh my God. Wait, so couldn't Christine just stay in her solo home?

Probably. Oh, well, even easier. I mean, I don't know if she would want to. It's like, Wait, so couldn't Christine just stay in her solo home? Probably. Oh, well, even easier. I mean, I don't know if she would want to. It's like, it's so toxic, Jackie. Like, you watch one episode, you don't know how these people live, and you really feel bad for the kids. When you said, like, they own five homes, I was like, she could go stay in another one. No, it's all, they're all, I don't know what they're-

They're all on one street. I don't know what the flagstaff conditions are, but the last time I watched a show in Nevada, they were all on a cul-de-sac. It was like four identical model homes. How does this man afford all of this? Right. And if it wasn't for the show, like how does one man live a polygamous lifestyle? Exactly. Comfortably. So when the show first started, they were living in one home with three apartments. And like that would make sense for how like one guy supports three wives. Right. But now I think the show pays them very well. I know they do. Oh, here's the best

part. I cannot believe I forgot to tell you this. Mary, the initial wife, is a Lula Roe retailer. Queen. So there's just like all these things going on. And yes, so the show is a major part of it. I think they make a lot of money from the show. Like who would walk away from that? Like they went from living in one home with four families to living in a cul-de-sac, you know? Yeah.

So it's a very complex dynamic, I would say. Got it. Okay, well, thank you for that brief explainer. I'm rooting for Christine. I hope that, you know, she lives a happy, fruitful life and that she can inspire other women within her own family and maybe other women elsewhere. I know it's easy for me to say this because she left,

but like she was always my favorite. But the thing is, is like every season, I remember Mary's always been like miserable there was a time when Janelle the second wife was like super mad and we thought she was gonna leave so it's like kind of a thing with their show it's like every season some wife is miserable about something but none of them ever actually leave and I just think that this is like a pivotal moment wow okay so wait I'm looking at this picture which one is Christine all the way on the left okay okay I'll do a little thing for you okay okay Christine first wife Mary wow she got shoved all the way

to the end that's Mary she's the Lula Roe retailer the one in the pink this is on the people magazine article that's Robin that's the hot young thing that came in at the beginning of the show and she's the disruptor okay obviously the middle monster is Cody I don't know how this man pulled four women he's so weird looking um and then the little short one is Janelle. Okay, cute. Yeah. Janelle went through this major weight loss a couple years ago. I think she lost like over 100 pounds. Wow. Yeah, no, it's kind of like an interesting, it's its own planet, the Sister Wives universe, you know? Yeah. So I think a lot of people like vacation on that planet. So that's the tea. That's the tea. Yeah yeah where are my fellow sister wivers at like obsessed i started watching the show in high school like and i don't keep up with it anymore but when it's

on i'll obviously watch it's like see what the gang's up to the kids have gotten so old how many kids total a thousand like uh probably like 10 mary and six between the two was robin had her own kids before okay and then her and cody had some so there's like a so this is like blended on steroids it's the blended wives yeah no this is like blended to the next level yeah times four four different homes to the nth degree yeah 100 great are you ready for our next story um is it the next story that's brought to you by ShipStation? It is. That's great. Because the holidays are the most wonderful time of year. We were literally just talking about that.

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Make ship happen. Love it. Okay, next story. Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin's daughter, Delilah Bell Hamlin, says she was hospitalized after overdosing on prescription drugs. Okay, Delilah Bell Hamlin took to Instagram the other night to share her story in a nearly 30 minute video that was originally an IG live that she then uploaded to her Instagram

so you can go and watch it. She said here's my story I guess and she reflected on the past year of her search for answers about her health. She noted that some people who remain unnamed told her not to talk about what she experienced. Yeah they remain unnamed but I feel as though she made it pretty clear it was her mom okay so this Us Weekly article has a lot of the details of um what she experienced she said this is scary to do basically in the beginning of the year I want to say February and March is when I got my COVID-19 vaccine and after the second vaccine I was sick for like 36 hours I felt like my bones were breaking but like whatever that's when everything kind of started she then recalled flying home from the UK to get her second dose of the Moderna shot, which wasn't available at the UK at the time. Following her 11-hour flight, she had a severe

panic attack and called her housekeeper for help. She said- She called her housekeeper for help, not her mom. Yes, she said that she didn't think her parents would come down. So I read this article and I was still really confused because there's so much information in here so I watched the whole video okay I watched like half of it because it was long to get to try and understand what she was saying because there's a lot to what I she you know she's going through so much yeah there are so many things going on she said I didn't realize that the vaccine would cause an autoimmune response in my body basically it flared up and triggered certain autoimmune diseases that I didn't know I had I started getting really sick I started feeling like I had the flu I was getting

migraines I was having panic attacks and it was like my body was in constant fight or flight mode it was horrible so she the vaccine for her triggered like these dormant autoimmune diseases that she didn't know she had no she didn't know she had pandas. And then also, like, this anxiety disorder that was giving her terrible panic attacks. Then also inflammation of the brain. Then she got tested for tick-borne illnesses. Like Lyme disease. And that's when she was like, you know, which is so ironic. And so that has people wondering if she didn't want to share her story because she has Lyme disease. Right. And her mother has people wondering if she didn't want to share her story because she has Lyme disease. Right. And her mother doubted the fact that Yolanda did and accused her of having

Munchausen syndrome. Right. So that is one of the many ailments that she's struggling with. And so eventually. By the way, the way that I perceived it was that her mom didn't want her to say it publicly because essentially what she's saying is like this whole thing is as a result of the vaccine. Yes. And she said, I'm not anti--vax like this is just what happened to me and I I think this is a very rare thing to happen but she doesn't I don't think Lisa wanted her kid out there like making a political statement yes uh there are people who think that and also she never said it was her mom who didn't want her to say no we're just guessing someone close to her didn't want to say and throughout the the video there's like moments where it's like her parents are very

much there for her and then there are also moments where it's like her parents are very much there for her. And then there are also moments where it's like... She called her housekeeper. She called her housekeeper. Also, she was very sick and she had to go do a shoot in Portugal. And her mom still made her go. She was like, our mom has just taught us, even if you're dying, you have to work. A strong work ethic, but there is a limit. And then she also said that her and her family found this facility for her to go to in Arizona

where she could like detoxify so also the main headline here was that she was having really terrible panic attacks she started seeing a psychiatrist who over prescribed her Xanax she became extremely dependent on Xanax taking milligrams a day three milligrams a day which is so much and she's a tiny tiny person yeah and so she was on that medication and one night she also took benadryl and she had to go to the hospital she accidentally overdosed right and the headline is misleading the headline is misleading and also that's just like one piece of this whole story right because then when she figured out she was being over prescribed on xanax she went off of it but you can't if you're like heavily reliant on xanax and you go off of it almost immediately it triggers

seizures so then she started having seizures she went to this facility in Arizona to detox and they were going to take care of her and she was so excited and she felt like she was getting better and she was like weaning off of the Xanax but she they asked her to leave because she was like a medical liability because she was having seizures she was scaring the staff she said one day just her legs didn't work and she collapsed and got a concussion she hit her head and they asked her to leave and so and I think that's where she is now like she I think she left recently and she like doesn't know what to do where to turn and I think she just like turned to her Instagram because she's like out of ideas and she should talk to Yolanda I think that's what like people were commenting it's a really really sad story and she talks about

how her like boyfriend's been there through it. So anyways, the stuff about her family was interesting because she was like, my family and I found this facility. But then she also said that she had to pay for it herself. That she had to like invest her money into it, into going. Which was like an interesting factoid. Yeah. So there's like the Delilah piece of it.

There's the health piece of it. And then of course, you know. There's the Yolanda of it all. And's the Rinna like what is Rinna thinking right and they are filming yeah no by the way I do think that your reasoning for Rinna wanting her not to say it is better is that like more Yolanda than vaccine yeah I thought when I first heard it like I was like of course Lisa doesn't want to put her kid in the middle like her kid becomes a face of like anti-vax or whatever I mean she said multiple times that she's not that this is just what happened right no she's not lying so I that's what I immediately thought but honestly um the way you just phrased it like her Lisa not wanting

Delilah to say anything because of the Munchausens of it all I actually think that's a more and that she's having these inexplicable health issues that are occurring internally that you don't necessarily see externally. And it's a. It's literally what happened to Yolanda. It harks back to, you know, Yolanda. No, that's crazy. It sounds like justice for Yolanda.

Yeah, but it's really like sad. I know. She's so young to be experiencing all of these health issues and they just like keep compounding one another.'re like when she finds a solution for one thing it and now she's on antibiotics antivirals psychiatric medication there was another um the medicine that she accidentally overdosed on wasn't xanax it was called pro um propran propranolol.

I don't know. But I mean, when you're taking this many medications, the body. And again, she's tiny. So like, it's a lot. Yeah. Damn, that's so crazy. Yeah. I really hope she's okay.

She's such a nice girl. She's so nice. The video, she's just like really feeling helpless. And her dog was snoring the whole time. I know. And it was so cute. I know. Bruno was like, what? Who? Where? No,oring the whole time. I know. And it was so cute. I know. Bruno was like what? Who? Where? No by the way that was Theo during this week's episode of Curb. Did you watch

I Got the Dog Cafe? Yeah. Theo lost his fucking mind. Oh my god this week's episode of Curb um the fact that she calls her dog Angel Muffin you know that's what I call Bruce. No but like I don't think that's a weird name at all. No not at all but I'm always like to talk we're making angel muffins tonight. Like like I actually call him angel muffin so it's not that far-fetched of a name. No it's extremely relatable. He's a muffin made from angels. Very true. Soft buttery delicious. It's very simple. Um so really wishing Delilah Bell all the best. That's really's really tough same okay next story switching gears Nick Lachey will be missing out on the best book ever written because he reveals he's never read his ex-wife Jessica Simpson's memoir and that he never will he said I know what the truth

is oh oh please such a gaslighter well he was on Radio Andy, and Andy asked him if he... Oh, sorry, really quickly. That just reminded me of something. The craziest part about the Whitney, Brittany Murphy documentary is the clips of Ashton Kutcher on The Howard Stern Show, where Howard Stern calls Brittany Murphy the fat, ugly chick from Clueless. He's like, yeah, that's who you're dating right now? The fat, ugly chick?

Yeah, but Ashton was really menschy about it. Really? I thought he could have been menchier really he was like well basically what he said he's like you know in Hollywood the ugly girl is always like a pretty girl like with glasses well he's doing an interview but he he really doesn't like get in the mud with Howard like he not like yeah and she turned it around like he was like she was always beautiful I know I just felt like he could have like stood up for his girlfriend more I thought she I thought he was menchie no I wouldn't say menchie but he could

have been worse yeah okay fine I like I hated that interview and you know it pains me because like I love Howard and I really believe in his growth yeah but it was really weird to hear like yeah no it was awful awful but I I mean also like Ashton that is his girlfriend so he's like also insulting Ashton like right it was but and I thought like he handled it well for being in an interview and not yeah like, oh, I'm leaving. You know what I mean? Yeah. But also turning the narrative around. Like, making it about Hollywood, you know? Okay. I, no.

Like, I don't see it that way at all. He should have stood up for his girlfriend way more and, like, walked out of the interview. Okay. Like, a hundred percent. Okay. If Zach was doing an interview and somebody called you fat and ugly, like, you would want him to leave. Okay.

But, like, it's just, like, it's just different. How? Like, it's just, like, it's just different. How? Like, it's just different. Because it's not you. Yeah, that's true. Cool. Okay, anyways. Sorry to interrupt. Radio Andy.

Nick Lachey went on Radio Andy and revealed that he has not given his ex-wife's memoir a read and that he won't be doing so in the future. He said, you'd be shocked to hear that I have not, nor will I ever read it. He said, here's the thing. Obviously, I knew the book was coming out. I lived the future. He said you'd be shocked to hear that I have not nor will I ever read it. He said here's the thing obviously I knew the book was coming out. I lived the book. I know what the truth is so I don't need to read it or read someone's version of a story. I know it. I lived it. So no I never read it. Okay well I guess he's not saying you know outright that it's full of lies. But you know what it obviously was not a flattering portrayal of him. When I think back on it I don't think he came off so bad.

Like when I have to die, I can't remember all the details, but if I had to diagnose what went wrong is that they had two very different ideas of what a marriage should be. I would diagnose it as when they met, she was up and coming. He was at the height of his fame and throughout their marriage, she became a star and he was on his way down and he really struggled with not being the most famous person in the marriage yes but I think also you know and that's why they worked when they were dating because like they had this you know separate dynamics worked for him and worked for her she was like fine with being like you know she was excited to be someone

more famous yeah and like opening for them and all that stuff but then I think he thought marriage would be you know like the man is the breadwinner and this and that and like you know you maybe stay home a little more and then she's just booming and she's like I'm not gonna do like they just they had different I just they like never even fully moved into their house because like she was so busy and he was not gonna unpack boxes like it was a woman's job yeah and also like I thought one of the most interesting factoids about like their relationship was like they were going through, like, a rocky time. And then 9-11 happened. And she, like, just totally fell back, like, into love.

Like, because it just made her, like, realize stuff. You know what? Now I'm remembering. It's all coming back to me. I think that the thing that took away most from this book was how insane her memory was. Because she has these journals. Right. Like, it's so crazy no she literally has journaled her whole life like so these are facts yeah so I was watching Daily Pop yesterday and

they were talking about Nick Lachey saying this and then they were asking each other if your ex wrote you don't have an ex no I don't I'm so lucky but like if if you if me and Ben separated and he wrote a book yeah and he wrote a memoir but just, but it's the only thing is it's like, say you're about 20% of, you're not the whole book. I would say Nick Lachey was 20% of the book. Yeah. Would you read it? Obviously.

Like, are you fucking kidding me? I mean, literally, I owe Ben my life. Like, if he ever wrote a book about shit like I do in the house and like things I've said like oh my god I would never be able to leave my home again like I would become a mole woman yeah but maybe if you just like ignored it didn't read it like it wouldn't affect you like Nick Lachey yeah I guess and also like this is like 15 years after I guess yeah 15 years later sure I don't care you have a new wife yeah I guess yeah yeah yeah but you know what I always felt like hosting love is blind right the thing is is like I always felt like the way that they broke up and how he literally started

dating Vanessa Lachey like a minute later and I got married and like it's just so unfair you know like your ex-husband marries the next girl and it's like the perfect love of his life they have a picturesque family like all that shit so you know what I always felt like I'm in the marriage front like he really got out on top and now on the book I just feel like we're even now well I would say yes in terms of the relationships he got lucky so to speak and has this wonderful life but like she also hit the jackpot in terms of her business and like yes he doesn't have that he's they're extremely d-list yeah and she's extremely a-list so like that's so true everyone gets dealt a different hand of cards 100 so you

would read the book um yeah I'm just a curious person but you're like someone who reads like the comments like see okay that's the thing I. I like to think I'm a young person. That's like an immature thing that I do. I hope that in 15 years, I will be at a place in my life where like, I don't give a fuck what people say. Like I'm still like, I'm still emotionally immature. And like, that's why I read comments and like respond to mean people on Instagram. Because I have the maturity of a five-year-old.

Like I hope that in 15 years, like I would be so evolved emotionally. I would be so mature that I wouldn't care. could be like that's your truth I remember it differently I think that's an actually a really extremely mature response I don't know if it's true we probably did read it but like if it's true like I have so much respect admiration and jealousy of your maturity your emotional maturity yeah I agree but we'll see where I'm at in 15 years yeah probably still reading the comments probably hopefully there are still comments about me in 15 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably still reading the comments. Probably. Hopefully there are still comments about me in 15 years. Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yes. It's the final story. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do you do. Am I done? Yes, you do. It's everything. Because you know, if I'm saying something nice, I don't really mean it. I don't need your approval. Because I wouldn't say it if it weren't true. This sister's fighting ASMR. Fifth and final story, a little fashion history news. Now's your chance to own Carrie Bradshaw's tutu

from the Sex and the City opener. I'll buy it just so I can burn it. Famed Sex and the City costume designer Patricia Field has donated the pink tank top and white tutu from the Sex and the City opener. I'll buy it just so I can burn it. Famed Sex and the City costume designer Patricia Field has donated the pink tank top and white tutu seen on Sarah Jessica Parker in the series' opening credits to this year's Housing Works Fashion for Action fundraiser. That's cool. The sale, which will also include contributions

from Kathy Hilton, Joan Jett, and Chloe Sevigny, Sevigny, and more stars. You want to hear a funny story about Chloe Sevigny? Sure. I have literally no idea who that is. Me neither. I know her name is famous, but, like, who is she? I was sitting at Soa's once, and I was waiting for someone,

probably you. Hmm. And she came over and, like, sat. She's like, Brenda or whatever? I'm like, no. She's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Like, I'm meeting someone, like, I don't know, and we've never met, so I thought it was you. I'm like, that's fine. And then maybe it wasn't you because whoever I was meeting was like, that my God, I'm so sorry. Like, I'm meeting someone. Like, I don't know. And we've never met. So I thought it was you.

I'm like, that's fine. And then maybe it wasn't you. Because whoever I was meeting was like, that's Chloe Sevigny. I'm like, it is? She just sat down. That's so funny. You could be her Brenda. What is she famous for?

I know. I should have just pretended. I think she's just like a girly girl. I don't know. Maybe she's an actress, too. I don't know her at all. I'll just give her a quick Google. Chloe Sevigny is an American actress, model,

and filmmaker. Oh, she was in American Psycho, Zodiac. Okay, she's an actress. Okay. Anyway, she's among the others who are donating items to raise money for the organization's life-saving services and advocacy for those impacted by HIV, AIDS, and homelessness. And while the shoppers will be able to peruse new designer pieces marked up to 80% off during the event, we're guessing interesting parties will need to pony up a bit more dough for Field's special donation. Yeah, I wonder what it's going to go for. Despite the fact that she snagged it for $5 back in the 90s, she found it in like an item

of five, a bin of $5 things. And she just had the idea for SJP to wear it in the opening sjp was so on board they said hbo and like darren star weren't totally sold of course not but um eventually it made the cut see that's why patricia field really is iconic like a five dollar bin an iconic cultural moment and it'll probably sell maybe like i don't know is that crazy to say like 10 grand a couple g's i would think yeah and especially for a good cause like it'll right't know. Is that crazy to say like 10 grand? A couple G's, I would think. Yeah. And especially for a good cause. Like it'll. Right. You know.

It'll be marked up. People are happy to pay it. If they were at like Sotheby's. Right. It might go for less. But I think this is a very fun. But where. First of all, who do you think is going to buy it?

Like just a regular person or like. I feel like an influencer would buy it. Yeah. That's a good point. And like. Where would they put it? Like would they wear it? Or like you put it in a glass box?

If it were an influencer they would wear it. If it were like some sort of collector. I can see like a New York fashion girly who's like a successful influencer purchasing it. Yeah. And like recreating the photos. I think that's actually a great idea. Free idea for a New York fashion girly. Who has like 10 grand lying around.

Yeah. There's plenty of you. Yeah. So those were our Fast Five stories and I feel as though you needed to know them. I really really do. I feel like it's been a while

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It's a pleasure. The underpump rules last night was pretty good. Yeah. You know, there were moments where I was in and out on my phone, but then towards the end, they really did, they hooked me. They hooked me in. And did you see Brock on Watch What Happens Live? I did.

Did you see his hair? I did. He got a blowout. He looked like he just left Drybar. I know. I thought he was hair? I did. He got a blowout. He looked like he just left Dry Bar. I know. I thought he was dressed up for Halloween. Okay. When they were like,

right before he like really introduced himself, I thought like he dressed, I thought it was a Halloween episode. Okay. Cause like Andy made a comment about his blowout and then Sheena posted something on Instagram. And I just want to say, Julius is the name of the person who did his hair.

Like he did him dirty. He should have had his hair in a bun. No, but like, yeah, but that's Brock's. Like I don't, like Julius did a beautiful blowoutout it just didn't look great on his spot and he looks really nice in a man bun yeah no i just i couldn't get past the hair no it was i thought he was wearing a wig like it was wild you know you know what he honestly looked like a girl in her mom it's fun like he had these curls it's just weird um okay but the actual episode so the thing is here's where i fall okay i fall with like obviously team lala mostly because like whatever team top team tom sandoval's on like i'm

standing on the opposite side of the field like i just he is the worst judgment he's literally the worst person in the world i don't want to be anywhere near him worst person in the world like every week it gets worse and worse and every week he's like let me go through my files find something contradictory that somebody did in these past five years and bring it up just to make my argument look better oh randall when oh lala when you and randall started dating it's like that was four years ago that's really not and i know people are just like lala doesn't want to talk about herself it's just like i don't think that's a valid way to argue with people bringing up shit from four fucking years ago no i mean well the argument to that would be well lala's bringing up stuff from 10 years ago regarding Brock it's still going on but I would like I agree with you completely um and also like the stuff with Lala first of all

Lala and Randall have completely opened up their lives this season like we see them in the morning like feeding the baby like they are actually being it's not like she's hiding her life anymore and so four years ago she asked like the crew the cast to lie for her because she was dating a married man and I just like that's just like reality show tings I'm sorry but a domestic violence charge in a restraining order is on a whole nother level and they cannot be compared I completely agree so while I do think that a Lala really is coming from a good place but she's also a reality star she is doing her job like I also think she's extremely emotional in new motherhood and she is like projecting all star. She is doing her job. I also think she's extremely emotional in New Motherhood and she is like projecting all of her,

a lot of her fears, concerns, and just like, you know, all these things that are running through her mind and she sees like her best friend in the same spot and she can't help herself but to like inject her opinion because it's just so real for her. And I think it's completely coming from a place of caring. Me too.

And you know what? This Brock stuff, like he just can't get his story straight. I can't follow anything he's saying on Watch What Happens Live. He was going on and I think it's completely coming from a place of caring me too and you know what this Brock stuff like he just can't get his story straight I can't follow anything he's saying on Watch What Happens Live he was going on and on about it and then this morning Sheena like they just keep changing like the timeline of stuff and it's so confusing okay this is what Sheena said on Twitter this morning that I was like it's it's just all so messy she said and she said he was like dyslexic so he's she deleted it oh also just to clear things up with just to clear things up because Brock is terrible with timelines and unfortunately suffers from dyslexia but the domestic violence order was only in place for about five months back in 2013

I don't know why he said four years ago the kids came to America and saw him after that was lifted too just FYI so they're all over the place They can't get their own story straight. But I have to say, when he said to Lisa that he slapped his wife, I like I I got like chills. Like, first of all, because if he's admitting that, you have to assume that it's obviously worse than that. That's just like what he's willing to admit. And I just like can't believe we're all having this conversation. It's like, you know what, Tom Sandoval, you like siding with someone who slapped their wife like that tracks like you're you're the worst. Yeah. Also love katie that's all i have to say me too me too wait i was just gonna say something shit i'm like losing all my trains of thoughts sorry i just keep like interrupting you that's why yeah no it was like um give it a second we'll give you a moment okay but now i'm thinking

about how i'm so embarrassed no putting you someone on the spot to remember something they'll never remember it it'll come up in like five minutes my brain you want to just move on it's just out the door just give me like two more seconds of the game on my phone this is so embarrassing no it's not um you're pregnant okay i guess we could just um um i think i'm getting closer no no yeah oh Grubhub 35% off okay um so yeah I just when he admitted that to Lisa I I was just obviously team okay okay so Lala I think actually summed it up really perfectly and it's exactly how I feel so I think the way that Brock is going about it on its face like seems kind of it's an interesting tactic he's being extremely open um watch what happens

he answered every single question he wasn't offended he didn't wasn't defensive he says I'm an open book and he's going to share his story this happened 10 years ago and like people can change you know someone can be rehabilitated if they've been like a bad person in their past so he's like going about this in a way that I think everyone else like someone like Tom Sandoval wouldn't no it's like this was 10 years ago you're different man but like what Lala said is like he's giving us this like vile package and then putting a bow on top everybody's looking at the bow of like Brock is being honest Brock is sharing when it's like let's look at the package as well and you know what there's so many holes in his story and I have to say Andy did a good job last night because the most pertinent question

of this all is like you said you wanted to leave Australia to get a better life for yourself the American dream in America. But like Australia is a thriving There's opportunity. first world country.

Like he was a professional rugby player. He arguably had a better life in Australia financially and professionally than he does here. He's like on a reality show. He came here to make a better life for his family yet he doesn't pay his kids child support.

So what better, like that's just a lie detector determined. That was a lie. Like you're not sending money home. What is your job here? What life did you make for yourself? You're vlogging, that's better than being a professional rugby player near your children. You can vlog in Australia though internet is global. Totally. i that doesn't add up to me nothing does like stop saying

you came here to make a better life for your family your family don't know you they don't claim you they don't claim you and you don't even send the money home right you're not even doing what you came here to do and it's like imagine being his ex-wife in australia watching him and sheena and watch what happens live last night like i'm sure she's feeling justice for herself. I'm sure she's feeling justice for herself but also like watching these two like try and con their way like through explaining an awful situation. And you know what? Like Sheena's

probably going to end up like paying the child support. That's what I was thinking. A hundred percent. Yeah. And this is just, Sheena's just one of these people who have terrible judgment. And I think like a year or two from now, like her storyline will be like, you know, she was taken for a ride by Brock. Yeah.

The thing about. I mean, I want to believe. I want to believe. The thing about Brock though is he doesn't seem like. A villain. A bad guy. It seems like, yes, everything in his past, like it's not good, but there, it is possible that he is a better person now and that

he would not do something like that again that he's learned from his mistakes it cost him everything at one point and so I think it's not impossible that him and Sheena like live happily ever after but like you can't expect everyone to just hear that and know that you have this new baby with a woman who is who is not the strongest impressionable yeah like you know she is just she's kind of the weak link like she's so trusting yeah so nice sweet like and so it's up to her friends to watch out for her sometimes and then they become the villain i'm sorry i'm grabbing my um army green chanel boy and i'm leaving as well that bag was sick her looks are so sickening everything about her like everything she's she's just so fucking on point also last week you said that Brock said something that signaled to you that he might have

watched Vanderpump Rules previously he said you know the playbook he said we're not all sucking dick for Range Rovers which is something that was said previous seasons and like probably Brock had seen it then she just spilled last night that like she had once um adopted a penguin for Rob and then you know without knowing Brock adopted her a koala when they were in Australia. And honestly, what you had said the week prior really like struck a chord with me. Because it's like, he's definitely studying something. No, like he has the answers to the test.

And now he's just cruising. Cruising. Totally. It'll come back. Like, I mean, everyone's colors like eventually show, especially on these shows. So, I mean, him and Sheena keep saying like, well, you'll see this show especially on these shows so I mean him and Sheena keep saying like well you'll see this season I'm like I'm watching this I'm seeing

Watch What Happens Live like four weeks ago also but you know what she is the topic of conversation that's the other thing they're on this weird transitional period where all the good people have left the show all the people who actually do and say stuff we're left with like the stragglers and Lala's making things happen so Sandoval and Sheena and Brock are all mad that like something off camera was said on camera like you know what I'm actually as a viewer I'm very grateful what the fuck else would we be talking about Lisa's kitchen oh the cocktails oh you know you know what every time Tom Sandoval shows up somewhere he brings like 11 shopping bags and if he's never invited to my home I hate when people do that I absolutely

loved like he was making Schwartz like feel bad about his simple cocktail he's like you know me I'm I'm extra extra and you're just like so simple everybody loves Schwartz's cocktail and Sandoval's will not be making the menu and I thought when when he took the thing off and there was no smoke that was like the best moment of my life Katie was like I didn't see smoke sorry Katie is the unsung hero she doesn't even do or say much but when she's always on the right side. And I just think she's really turning into. This season. Yeah.

Every season is a different journey. Journey for Katie. But this season, she's just giving. So over everyone. I said it a few weeks ago. She's giving us nothing, thereby giving us everything. Yeah. It's just, like, so stupid. Like, there's such a clear right and wrong side of this whole Brock thing.

And, like, she already hates Sandoval. And the fact that. And, you know, that's the other thing. This has nothing to do with Sandoval. Not one iota of a thing to do with Sandoval. And he's inserting himself. When he told Lisa to give me a fucking second, that was crazy. This man is out of control. He's unhinged.

He's losing his mind. And you know what? I love that Ariana doesn't stick up for him. Like it makes me love her so much. I know. Like I need them to break up. I know. I just like, I don't know how she honestly puts up with him.

All of his extraness. Because she's such like a low key girl. She's really not like other girls. Like she's really low key and chill and cool. It makes me think that he has to have some sort of reformation if they're still together right now, because this behavior is not sustainable. I thought you were going to say he has to have something over Ariana. That's why she stays with him. Oh no. But that like, he I mean I want to just be optimistic and think maybe he like turns a corner because him behaving this way and by the way her never sticking up for him which by the way so great is everything but that can't last in a relationship so something clearly changes between them because they're still together okay and also last night was just like the episode of Sandoval being so annoying. Like when he got to the restaurant, he's like, lights, we'll put a light bar, the door, the

chandelier. I'm like, shut up. Like seriously, shut up. You've never owned a restaurant in your life. You barely own the one that you have 5%. I'm like, shut up. Even when he walked into poker night and he was like wearing his hat. Extra.

I literally, my eyes entered the back. They saw my brain. And I was just like, those moments are chipping away at me. I agree. My soul, like, I don't know how much longer I can watch a show while Santa falls on it.

Like, it eats everything. You know, the vagina candle. Like, everything is like a moment. He thinks he's so funny and cutesy and gonna go viral. And he doesn't know, like, with every shopping bag he brings to someone's home, like, it's eating away at the souls of the viewers. But then, but like, the thing is, like, is like there are people on twitter like there are people out there no don't say it i refuse stand balls you're lying that's what they call themselves

no that's what i'm calling them that's a good name that is a good name and he only needs to see one comment to to know to think he's doing something right and to keep forging ahead okay i remember i read something in vanity fair like a million years ago when Anne Hathaway was going through her like weird thing. And the leading line of the article was like, somebody told Anne Hathaway that she was America's sweetheart and she believed it. And that's literally what's happening to Tom Sandoval. Like somebody told him that like he's the best part of the show and he's always right.

And that we love him. And he believed it so vehemently. It's not even that. It's that he was in like a pageant for America's Sweetheart with seven other cast members. And they all died. And that makes him the winner. By default. Yeah, I guess.

Even though technically I think it makes Schwartz the winner. But Schwartz is not an OG. He never even worked at Sir. And like Schwartz is always going to be a foil he's never going to be the leading man nor does he want to be yeah there's then there's no one maybe it's James actually like I don't know where we go from here it's Lala but I guess technically like but people do not like Lala no I know but by default Sandoval is the number one guy in that group. Agreed. Agreed and it's

eating away at all of us. I would rather see Brock in the role. I would literally rather see Ken. Yeah. I'd rather see Max. Brett. Anyone like I'll literally take Lorelai. Anyone. Lorelei whatever her name was. So that is the Vanderpump recap. Tonight is part

four. Also what's the deal with Charlie? Oh, yeah. She wasn't in the last two episodes. She was in last night. She got the hot sauce. Yeah, yeah, no. And then, like, she comes in and is just, like, automatically throwing shade at Lala for not, like, respecting her food.

Her dietary restrictions. And she still hasn't, like, really explained them to us. She just doesn't eat pasta. No, it's, like, deeper than that. You saw the episode in Palm... Oh, you might have skipped that one. Probably. There's an episode in Palm Springs where, you might have skipped that one. Probably. There's an episode in Palm Springs where like she talks about how she has like food.

Like some sort of food trauma from like growing up. She would like have to eat certain things. It was hard. It was. She didn't fully explain what it was. And it was also like something I had not heard. Like it was hard to understand. And now she just thinks that we all know, we still don't really know I definitely skipped that

episode yeah she just has um just food trauma trauma yeah and I guess she didn't feel supported by Lala but it was just like it's just weird yeah um part four of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion is tonight finally I'm like ready for it to be over Andy tweeted like this is the one they talk about the 20 million dollars put into ej global the phone calls from tom her threatening sutton like it's the it's erica show so that will be in the tv recap tomorrow and then thursday's winter house right no there's a tonight tonight's winter house i hate when there's two bravo shows like two hours like i like one hour it's a nice way to end the night but if it starts at eight it's okay yeah eight to ten good nine to eleven bad um so that is our show thank you guys so much we hope you have an amazing hump day thank you so much for listening to the morning toast millennial

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