The Toast - S4 Ep197: Let's Talk About Paul Rudd: Wednesday, November 10th, 2021
Episode Date: November 10, 2021Paul Rudd Is PEOPLE's 2021 Sexiest Man Alive: 'I'm Getting Business Cards Made' (PEOPLE) Travis Scott attended Dave & Buster's party after Astroworld: report (NY Post) Prince George Ate ...a Live Ant Like a 'Hero,' Reveals Adventurer Bear Grylls: 'His Eyes Lit Up' (PEOPLE) The Queen 'will weigh' Kate Middleton and Prince William after Christmas lunch as part of bizarre tradition (Page Six) Will Smith Says Venus and Serena Williams 'Cried All the Way Through' King Richard: 'They Loved It' (PEOPLE) Vanderpump Rules Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy hump day!
Almost did my Friday jingle. Excuse me. Mixing up your exciting days. I just got too excited about the hump thing, you know.
I know. I mean, I'm really excited that it's hump day. I have a tribute to Brut de Deux.
Oh my god, I didn't even notice you were wearing that. On my sweater today. Unfortunately, my mic covers my left breast.
You want to switch seats for the show? I think that we should add a respect for Brew.
No, people get so...
I cannot function on that side.
People get so twisted.
They're right.
It's the most moronic thing.
Like, I can't sit on that side.
Okay.
Plus, I like my situation here.
I have my tings.
That's the side where I used to have my mole.
So, like, I have a lot of trauma from it.
You have this...
You have right side trauma.
I have mole trauma.
I'm a mole woman. Hope everyone everyone had a great day you know what I think we should start
calling hump day bump day because you're bumping these days I am that works yeah happy bump day
happy bump day to me yeah no I got a big big belly how's the belly feeling the belly's feeling good
you know just moving and grooving any complaints no oh i mean back and feet back
and feet does zach rub them he does and have you used the home medics foot massager yes i have so
in the like when i wake up in the morning is when i feel my best for the day i have the most energy
you feel like p diddy wake up in them i literally thought that's what you're gonna say no no i like
because i've just like been off my feet for 10 hours right so
i'm feeling rested i'm feeling good i have my coffee and then just throughout the day i deteriorate
is what happens but how great is your life like thank god that you work in the mornings right
right but by the end of the day like i can stand up i can bend over like back breaking foot breaking
but you know what it's actually making me obviously i'm not to make everything about me actually Actually, that's exactly what I'm doing. But like, you know, I have a lot of
anxiety about pregnancy. I just don't think I would handle it well. And knowing that our current
lifestyle is literally structured for pregnancy, like you're very blessed. Yeah. And you would
think that probably morning sickness would be like, you know, collide with morning show. But I thought I found it to be fine.
Okay.
And I really did find that even when I was at my nauseous phase,
it came in the afternoon for me.
And a lot of people have said that too.
Like, it's really not the mornings.
Well, I've heard that.
Like, that's like a classic thing.
But I do, like, wake up, step out into my living room,
and do a nice big gag every day.
So, like, I just, like, wait for it to waft over me.
And I'm like, one of these days we have to catch it on a Patreon vlog.
I have been in Jackie's presence for one of her gags.
And when I think gag, I think like, actually, if you have like a gag trigger,
like don't listen to this.
Jackie's is like a full blown yelp.
It's like, it's alarming.
Like if you're not expecting it it will scare you yeah
yeah no it comes like sometimes i'll open the fridge gag but like every day i go to make my
coffee give it a second get the gag out move on oof yeah and then sometimes like that gag is a
nefarious gag it's a nefarious gag right right now i gotta hit the toilet no it's hard to know
which is going to be a nefarious gag and which is going to be the benevolent gag. Right.
So, I mean, I haven't had a nefarious one in a while because now I'm like at the next
stage of, with like back and feet.
How many months are you?
Six and change.
People keep asking me.
I'm like, 11.
I literally don't know.
I don't know.
I'm like, two.
I really don't know.
Six and change.
Six and change.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
Well, I had an eventful evening.
First of all, I just have to say this is not an ad even though they are a sponsor I recently got fresh um bowl and brand sheets
and I put them on last Wednesday and I have not slept like this like in a lifetime you actually
called me to rave about them it it's not even an ad I swear like no it's not but it sounds like one
I have just been sleeping like a dead woman.
Like you could set off a nuclear bomb and I would sleep through it.
Like it's just been amazing.
That's amazing.
I'm just sleeping so well and that never happens.
So I feel like I have to acknowledge the space that I'm in.
Yeah.
I think it's also the daylight savings influence.
Just a lot of factors.
Plus, you know, we have a chill in the air.
You're not as overheated in your sleep.
And I just think it's a culmination of things
that is leading to better sleep for all of us including bowling brand sheets yeah no you're
100 right and I'm just very grateful to be like in this moment in this space yeah um but I also
had an eventful evening because you know I never leave my house but I went to an event last night
that was so premium like and so filled with stars which never happens because you know as
major influences in this community we get invited to so many events.
And honestly, for the most part, like I stopped going to events a few years ago, like, because
they're all terrible.
Like, they're just not fun and they're like boring and the food stinks.
I went to such a, so awkward.
We talked about this on a Patreon episode.
Our last episode that's a podcast, we talk about the awkwardness of being an influencer
and attending these events. And I was literally peeing with laughter it was so funny and it's so
true and so I haven't been to one in forever just because like I don't have the stomach for it um
joke about my stomach um but I went to one last night that was so premium first of all like every
influencer in town was in there and I finally got to meet Sophia LaCorte who is an up-and-coming star
who's so gorgeous in real life and was such a lovely person like I just couldn't believe I was
talking to someone that was so beautiful and so nice no she's everything of the sort and I'm so
glad that you got to meet her I'm obsessed with her when we spotted each other from across the
room it was like seeing like someone I've known for 15 years we were like screaming that's so
sweet and obviously my boyfriend Tyler C was there which was just really good it was kind of awkward like seeing like someone I've known for 15 years. We were like screaming. That's so sweet.
And obviously my boyfriend Tyler C was there,
which was just really good.
It was kind of awkward because Ben was my plus one.
So it was like kind of uncomfortable to be like.
And they like have their own thing going on too.
Obsessed.
And then when you add Theo to the mix,
it's like this orgy.
So I did want to like let everyone know
that Tyler did ask about Theo.
He did ask about the podcast.
He misses the toasters.
He asked about Theo. Because he was the podcast he misses the toasters he asked about
Theo because he was uh telling me I guess wherever he goes whether toasters are always like we loved
you on the toast which is so nice because it makes us look like so legit to Tyler you know when that
happens to celebrities never forget Yosemite um yes no was it Yosemite or yellow it's Yosemite
because I remember I said Yosemite and everyone dragged me okay yeah that's right
me through the national park no there are toasters in high places Yosemite is seared into my brain
for those who don't know Yosemite is a national park where Luke Combs had a day off on his tour
and wanted to go in and the security guard would not let him in they were closed his tour bus was
too big it was like a whole thing they're like he's like I'm Luke Combs and they were like we
don't care and this like National Park Ranger
came on the Ranger Girly Ranger Girly came on I think her name was Laura she came on the bus to
explain like why you know the bus was too big and it was the hours weren't right and she was a toaster
and she was like wait Nico I saw you on the toast like on CMAs and she was like yeah he's like oh
you guys can come right in so that's what I'm saying toasters in high places also you may not
know this because the event was for Amazon last night.
Did you know like 90% of the people who work for Amazon are toasters?
No.
I met so many amazing toasters.
Colleen, Reese, Sam.
Like I met all these toasters who were just like making Amazon happen.
That's why it's a trillion dollar company.
And that's what people don't talk about.
Wow.
What side of Amazon are they on?
All aspects.
So the PR company, the event company that put on the Amazon event,
Autumn Communications, riddled with toasters.
Then the actual Amazon fashion, Amazon school, like every single sector is infested with toasters.
And that's why you see this unparalleled historic growth from Amazon.
Wow. There's an infestation.
Infestation.
You absolutely love to see it.
So that's why it's such a good time.
I was just like around like-minded individuals and celebrities. Kathy Hilton and Kyle Richards were like the, they were an infestation. Infestation. You absolutely love to see it. So that's why I had such a good time. I was just like around like-minded individuals and celebrities.
Kathy Hilton and Kyle Richards were like the, they were like hosting the event.
Did see Kyle.
Her nose looked amazing.
And I was like, your nose looks amazing.
She was like, I'm so glad I broke it.
And it was just like kind of a fabulous holiday party.
And I, it reinvigorated my love for what I do, you know?
Wow, that's so beautiful.
Yeah, no.
And like, I like hate going to things.
And it was in Brooklyn, you know, like I had to get up and go yeah but Amazon is classy like they send a car
like they are just elegant I'm so glad you had such a great evening I really did and then I got
home at like 10 30 and passed out in my amazing bed like it was kind of like a perfect night wow
that's really nice yeah for you I actually had a great night too. And everyone was asking about you. Everyone. Sophia LaCourte especially.
She was like.
Tyler C.
Um,
no.
That's okay.
He hasn't,
it's been a while.
Have you,
he replaced you.
So have you ever met him?
Yes.
Cause he came on the show as a guest once.
Oh,
right,
right,
right,
right,
right,
right,
right.
Like went to his apartment.
Oh yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
We're old friends.
I was there.
Yeah,
no,
I just forgot because my most like obvious memory with Tyler is him sitting right
there making love to my son.
Understood.
Did he say anything about the marathon?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
So he was there with his home friend, Chad, who was such a nice guy.
And he was, like, so cute.
And I was, like, I was actually, like, thinking, like, maybe him and Sophia LaCourte.
Like, because Sophia LaCourte was hanging with me.
What about Sophia LaCourte and Tyler C?
Oh, yeah, that too.
But, like, Tyler was busy.
So, like, we were all talking to Chad.
Okay.
And so, by the way, they both ran the marathon together.
I was like, did you guys cry?
And they were like, no.
I'm like, why?
What's the point?
Literally.
And I said, did you guys have to, like, pee or anything?
That was my question.
And they were like, you actually, they have, like, bathroom stations, like, porta-potties
along the way, but they didn't pee because they tried not to, like, drink a lot of water
and stuff.
I wonder what the porta-potties, like, what level of pot of um I can't even imagine what level is it like you know Coachella
VIP no I think it's like porta potty porta john you know got it but then this guy Chad told me
the craziest thing that I haven't been able to stop thinking about I'm like well what are your
ailments like are your legs hurting like how are you here right now and he was like showing me this
picture and he was like honestly like my body's fine he shows me this picture where his tank top is like red but it's like a white tank top and I'm like what
is that he's like my nipples were bleeding because like you're you're chafing running up against your
shirt yeah and that was just like an unforeseen damage that he had had and he said like literally
they're scabbing I don't know if I should be like blowing up his spot right now like using his name
but he was such a nice guy and he was just like sharing he's like and then Tyler he said like literally they're scabbing I don't know if I should be like blowing up his spot right now like using his name but he was such a nice guy and he was just like sharing he's like and
then Tyler he said flicked his nipple and he's never been in so much pain in his life oh my god
he needs like a sports bra yeah I wonder if that happens to the women or no we're protected we're
protected but I think like chafing between the legs like no matter how great shape you're in
like you're running passing your thighs back so many times like you're gonna change even the most
in shape person also underarms oh yeah so that's why people wear like biker shorts under armor like undergarments you have to
like really prepare and so if it was their first marathon they didn't know wow wow ow yeah no I know
every time I think about it like I've like grasped my like it really pains me it's like one of those
eek moments marathon fun fact yeah no I was learning a lot interesting and tyler said he was like making amazing time until like the 21st mile and he was
like i was dead like my hamstring was broken like and he said he like trained but you know he's like
he's in shape like yeah so he yeah he made it to the 21st mile until he was like a dead man
wow but his time was like four hours and 20 minutes or maybe five hours and 20 minutes
pretty good really good really good pretty good like pretty good yeah as i say from my couch yeah man. Wow. But his time was like four hours and 20 minutes or maybe five hours and 20 minutes.
Pretty good. Really good. Really good. Pretty good. Like pretty good. Yeah. As I say from my couch.
Yeah. So it was just an interesting evening full of interesting people. I'm so glad to hear it.
Thank you. So I guess we can get right into everything. I know you didn't watch Vanderpump Rules, but. Listen, what is one thing we've learned about me? Like I never backed down from
a challenge. I watched it this morning. Okay. But you told me last night you were like I'm not gonna watch yeah so you don't need to watch but then
you said I am gonna watch right oh so then you were you were watching if you had confirmed with
me last night that we would be off the hook I would have you know I just I had the bandwidth
so did I this morning okay cool so we'll recap that even though it was a big waste of me pile
pile of dump waste of time yeah and yeah I'm still reading Good Morning Monster it is
so good oh yeah it's so good I'm on story person number three and like each person
comes from more interesting set of circumstances than the last it's wild I'm learning so much about
human behavior and I'm really enjoying I'm really enjoying maybe it'll like influence
and actually it actually already is influencing like how I think about things because everybody and I'm really enjoying, I'm really enjoying. Maybe it'll, like, influence.
And actually, it actually already is influencing, like,
how I think about things,
because everybody is just, like, a culmination of all the different things in their life.
And, like, so someone might have, like, weird, quirky things about them,
and it's not just, like, them being a weirdo.
It's, like, maybe when they were five years old,
like, they didn't have the opportunity to make that sort of...
Is that what you're thinking, like, about Tom Sandoval? Oh, oh no i wasn't thinking about him in particular but it does he is like quirky
and no it does make me think twice about like making fun even like a friend for something that
you never know you just never know it's so true so i'm like like dana for her rehearsal dinner
like i'm roasting her and i'm like jackie your speech is so good like i am so devastated i'm not gonna be there because
it's gonna kill like okay it sounds like it was written by like literally like jeff ross like
roast master like it's so good and you're also just like very well spoken and articulate and
like you use big words it's just it's really good like honestly if dana will let you like
you should record it for the patreon okay I think she would be totally fine with that
and also you guys don't know this about me but like I am I hate public speaking like especially
when it's like a room full of people that I know you know like when we have that's worse when we've
done like live shows and stuff I'm able to like just be with you. Yeah.
But when I have to like put my own words and feelings pen to paper.
Oh yeah, that's tough.
Share them.
Like it gives me so much anxiety. No, but also the aspect of it being people you know.
Like I would literally rather perform in front of 10,000 strangers than 20 of my closest
friends and family.
Like it's fucking painfully awkward.
Yeah.
And speaking about like your innermost feelings yeah
but anyway so that's been um a nice journey and actually I'm really I'm liking this non-fiction
turn that I've taken because I was getting I was getting into a weird place with reading where I
just like had nowhere to turn real real non-fiction. Cool, cool. So, without further ado.
Yeah, there was something on my mind, but it slipped.
It'll come back.
I'm sure it will.
Always does.
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First story. People's 2021 Sexiest Man Alive is here
and it is Paul Rudd. Cute. Paul Rudd is having a hard time accepting his new title of People's
Sexiest Man Alive. The actor has heard it all. Kind, self-deprecating, affable, hardworking,
all labels he's embraced to some degree.
But sexy?
That's a little outside his wheelhouse.
He said, I do have an awareness enough to know that when people hear that I'd be picked for this,
they would say, what?
He says to People Magazine.
This is not false humility.
There are so many people that should get this before me.
Okay, Paul Rudd.
Let's discuss.
Because there is a community of people obsessed would take a bullet who would take a bullet whose life has been made by this distinction
yeah who feel seen who feel heard and I just want to address you quickly I'm happy for you me too
know that I am know that I am even if I don't understand no here's the thing when when I saw this my reaction
was literally cute like yeah Paul Rudd is a hundred percent very handsome he gets better with age
would I say he's the sexiest man alive no would I say he's the cutest man alive yeah like he's
super cute he doesn't give off that like raw sex appeal but I feel like this is a really good safe
choice like I'm not mad about it like it's not offensive I feel like nobody has beef with Paul Rudd even if you're not
on Stan Stanis Baratheon worship like you are just like oh he's a cute guy like I love Clueless
like he's always in some good shit and he seems like an all-around stand-up guy like let's value
that as sexy cool I completely agree because really and I feel like I was just saying this to someone like sexiness and just like good looks really nothing that should be like so
you know like Mother Teresa have so it's confusing your guys are so so similar but like at the end of
the day once you know someone it has like nothing to do with how they look like one that you talk
your confidence your personality your ambiance like that really can make someone
like Pete Davidson who I think looks wise it's like a five out of ten everything else
ten out of ten like it's not about your looks anymore no it's so true like you're especially
for me like the first time I meet you I guess I'm registering your looks. But after that, like, the way that I see you is based on who you are.
And I feel like a really good example of that is The Bachelor.
Because, like, 25, those, all those guys are drop dead handsome, technically, classically, whatever.
But then, like, we spend two minutes hearing from them and it's like, get this man out of my face.
A hundred percent.
You know, and it's like, you, like.
But it also can be the opposite. Like, you can be so be so handsome and like literally what comes out of your mouth is like
dull boring stupid bye like it can make you uglier too no that's what I'm saying that's why we should
be working on our personalities just like nullifies your handsomeness and it's like I I can't be
bothered but then you could have someone who's you know every no one's really like that ugly
no you know the thing is we're really are
we're literally being like what's not mother Teresa like the nursery rhyme mother goose
I don't think I keep saying mother Teresa but that's not it no what are you trying to say
I was like gonna say something like cliche and like nursery rhymey so like what is that
it's not mother Teresa it's because that's like a she's like religious figure yeah no she's a saint
so she is just it
works no but i'm thinking of another mother someone's gonna know what i'm talking about
like in nursery rhymes and shit mother goose is a from nursery rhymes yeah but i don't think it's
mother goose okay okay we're being like very after school special but yeah yeah but you know
what that's like what you learn when you're a kid and you roll your eyes at it but like as an adult
it's so true like you have to spend your life with someone okay you're like conventionally hot but you're like boring and mean and stupid
like who cares you're the ugliest person on the inside yeah do you feel like not everyone has
reached this like level of enlightenment and like those are the people who just like make terrible
choices and partners a hundred percent but it's just a level of I guess it's like a maturity thing
but I don't know it's just a you spend a lot of time with this person like right you want to enjoy
yourself now the thing with Paul Rudd is like I don't know if I've ever told this story but like
I have like a Paul Rudd anecdote do you know what I'm about to say no this might be is this a fresh
Claudia story I don't think so I remember saying it before but okay what was the place called where we used to do gymnastics growing up as kids gymnastics it had like a name like
not gymnastics but like five star five star gymnastics remember so we had just seen the
movie Clueless we were like obsessed and I forget how old I was but we were in our gymnastics class
and the guy who like ran my like group looked so much I didn't know it was Paul
Rudd I'm like you look like Josh from Clueless like that's all what I thought and the guy I know
I sound crazy like I know I sound crazy I thought it so hard and like one day I said it to him like
you look so much like the guy from Clueless Josh and he gave me like this like smirk and he was
like I like you know I was on to him. And then he stopped working at the gymnastics place,
obviously because he became famous.
And I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Paul Rudd taught me gymnastics.
I know it sounds moronic, but if I ever meet Paul Rudd,
I have to ask him if he ever taught gymnastics in Long Island.
It is something that has eaten me alive and kept me up at night.
I know I sound crazy.
I know.
Paul Rudd taught me gymnastics. You've definitely never told that story. I like, I know it. Because
I wouldn't have had you committed. I'm telling you, if anyone knows Paul Rudd, like please,
this has been something that is plaguing me my entire life. Like, because I know that this
happened, you know? But I also have like a lot of childhood trauma. So like maybe I did make it up,
but I'm telling you like it totally happened.
I know it.
Okay.
You know what?
This is your Stanley Tucci on a plane moment.
I'm going to let you have it.
No, don't gaslight me like that
because we were all there.
We were all adults.
We saw that it wasn't Stanley Tucci.
And like, you're just being funny
by joking that it was Stanley Tucci.
It was Stanley Tucci.
And on the off chance that it wasn't,
it was the guy from Kingsman.
Very possible.
But it was not Stanley Tucci. We were all there. You guys like don't know what I guy from kingsman very possible but it was not stanley
juji we were all there you guys like don't know what i'm talking about so it makes it seem like
this is an even more far off idea i'm telling you paul rod taught me gymnastics i know it
so if anyone's city is even remotely close to paul rod like related to him like works for
like something please just like ask him if he ever taught gymnastics in long island like it will save me like so much therapy like please okay and that's your truth oh fuck off it's the truth no
no it's not even close to the truth but it could be your truth unless this guy who was teaching me
gymnastics i should call the gymnastics place take a look at their records if they're still open you guys
we've lost her I feel like now that I've kind of like said my truth people will start coming out
of the woodwork like oh my god Paul Rudd taught me also okay well you know what does anyone know
what I'm talking about like I do feel crazy space to explore this yeah please and then like if I'm
wrong I'm wrong what yeah yeah yeah when you're wrong but I just like needed to get that off my chest it's been like plaguing me for the longest time
okay and now he's the sexiest man alive yeah and I did that it was me at gymnastics who gave him
the confidence definitely he does look really good on the cover so I think this is this is
great I've actually been like ever since we did that quiz I was like when are they gonna give us the SMA oh yeah and oh I forgot that we did that like poll yeah and I'm
glad that now we know you know because how would we go on if we didn't know who the sexiest man
alive was you know what's so funny about the sexiest man alive thing it's like they get they
always nominate or give it to an a-lister who would literally never be associated with people magazine
ever like you think paul rudd would ever sit down for an interview with people magazine like
george clooney sort of because when you think of actually like sexiest man alive like harry styles
you know right it's always an older man it's always someone who's like you know has a new
show coming out could use a little press to see if a new something come out yes the shrink next
door on apple plus got it with will ferrell yeah it is weird that they always do like Does he have a new something coming out? Yes, The Shrink Next Door on Apple Plus. Got it. With Will Ferrell.
Yeah, it is weird that they always do like a much older,
it's always like Blake Shelton, George Clooney, Brad Pitt,
like older men.
When like actually you're right,
like the hottest man alive right now by like society's terms is Harry Styles.
Pete Davidson.
Right.
But he's not joining People Magazine.
No.
To talk about his sexiness.
That's true.
You know, so it's like sexiest man alive that we have access to. Did they release the other like sexiest hair alive? No I
wasn't seeing sexiest hair. Okay. Some stuff had been like trickling in recently but I'm sure
hopefully tomorrow we'll have the full list and we can we can see if this hair really is sexy. Yeah
we'll be the judge of that. Whenever we say sexy so many times I feel like Anna Faris in House Bunny.
So sexy. Oh I thought you were gonna say, you know when you say a word a lot of
times, it starts to sound weird?
Yes.
No, that's not what I meant.
I cannot say the word garage more than like three times without having to go to the hospital.
Okay.
Well, you have two more.
Garage.
Don't do it.
Garage.
You guys, she's done.
Someone get Paul Rudd to resuscitate her.
Make her do a cartwheel.
Paul?
Is that you?
Okay, I'm better.
Thanks, Paul.
Okay, are you ready for our next story?
Sure.
Switching gears a bit,
new information has come out that Travis Scott attended a Dave & Buster's party after Astroworld.
Travis Scott attended an after party at Dave & Buster's following after Astroworld. Travis Scott attended an after party at Dave and Buster's
following the Astroworld Festival tragedy,
but he was unaware at the time that several concert goers
had been trampled to death, a report said.
The rapper, quote, didn't know the severity of the situation
when he arrived to the party, a source told TMZ,
but once he was informed, he immediately left.
The after party was thrown by Drake,
who made a surprise appearance at Friday's opening day of the festival in Houston.
Drake also did not initially know
the extent of the tragedy
when he went to the arcade for the party,
according to TMZ.
I mean, this is just no bueno.
Like, everything that has come out,
like, since is just so bad for Travis.
Like, this is horrible.
Yeah.
Like, we knew.
Yeah, it was, like, trending on Twitter already. Like, is horrible. Yeah. Like we knew. Yeah.
It was like trending on Twitter.
Like how did we know?
And you didn't,
I don't know,
but I think this,
I really don't think that he knew when he,
I don't think he went to Dave investors,
like knowing that his concert was a mass casualty event,
but it's like,
how,
how do you not know?
Where are your people?
Right.
Like I fucking knew right but
like i could imagine maybe his phone is he's not on for sure no i'm not thinking he's trolling
twitter like what are people saying about my concert but he has a million people around him
people handlers managers who are like constantly taking the temperature right of what they just
put on like this huge festival right no i'm i have a hard time believing this and this is just like
such a bad look for travis just like such a bad look for
Travis it's such a bad look but I mean it's so bad that I believe that he did not know I just
think like honestly I don't know how Travis got also like you said he cut the show it was supposed
to be 175 minutes he made it shorter so like what was right what was his reasoning for making it
shorter now it's a flaw in his story because he
said on his Instagram like we cut the show short even though people were like you could have should
have cut it way shorter you did like 20 minutes less so if you did cut it short you knew something
was wrong but you still went to an after party but to what extent did he know that something was
wrong maybe he thought that just the crowd was getting out of control like maybe but it just
this is so bad like I've been thinking about it a lot. Like I don't know how career wise Travis Scott bounces back from this.
This is like a career ending moment.
You think so?
I mean,
I don't know how he's going to,
he's being dropped from festivals left,
right and center.
I saw he was replaced by Post Malone.
Thank you.
No one wants to be associated with that right now.
And of course,
like that always dies down.
The news cycle picks up something else.
But I just think people are so disturbed by this story, like on an emotional.
I don't know how you can see the picture of the 10 year old boy in a coma, the 14 year
old boy who died and the unidentifiable man who they had to release a picture of him from
the morgue.
Like, I don't know.
They did identify him, by the way.
Good.
Yeah.
But what's crazy, he traveled from Washington for the, for the concert
and his family,
like,
didn't hear from him
that night,
so they thought
something was wrong
and they called
the Houston PD,
like,
is there anyone
who's not identified
who has passed away?
And they said no.
So they assumed he was okay.
Oh.
And then they had to find out
on social media.
Oh my God.
See,
like,
that's the thing.
This is such like a,
like,
we're all human.
Like,
to hear all of this, it's so horrible and it's like thing this is such like a like we're all human like to hear all of
this it's so horrible and it's like so it's like impacting everyone I can't stop thinking about it
and it's all over our news feeds like I really don't know how we move on from this like it's so
devastating and the more we learn and the more videos we see like we see a lot of the responsibility
is on Travis and so I don't know how he has a career after this, like for real.
And also people are now surfacing like old posts of his where there are photos of people who got like injured at his concerts.
And it was before, you know, this Astroworld, it was sort of like a badge of honor to come out with a bruise or a broken leg or in a wheelchair.
Right. And so it encourages this behavior.
Right. And now knowing what we know, seeing it all, seeing it all it looks terrible right it's been going on since 2015
also some internal documents came out about their like safety protocols where they said that they
if you know like what to do in an emergency at this festival and they had plans to refer to
possible dead fans as smurfs. Yeah.
Which is so disturbing.
So disturbing.
It reminds me of Succession.
No real person involved.
Yeah.
Like a terrible way of describing.
That's the thing.
It's like all these things that keep coming out are just getting worse and worse.
And when you look at it, like you take a step back,
you realize that this was completely unavoidable based on how they put this thing together like it was always like it had
to like there was no way there wasn't one thing someone could have done like this was just a
a really poorly constructed festival with a performer who encourages this type of like
violent behavior. Yeah.
So it's just so terrible.
It's like the worst thing. I can't get over it.
Like it's so sad.
It's so sad.
And even more details.
Like some of the injured victims are either brain dead.
Yeah.
I saw that.
Completely brain dead.
Or like fighting for their lives.
So it's not just injured.
It's a broken leg.
People are like.
Fighting for their lives. injured. It's a broken leg. People are like fighting for their lives.
Yeah.
It's horrible.
So people are really angry.
And I do feel like they're completely justified in directing that anger towards Travis.
But also Live Nation is immensely responsible.
Because like so when you're a performer, like you put on an event, obviously you're not,
you don't have the capability of what a Live nation does so you partner with a live nation and you think that
a lot of these things like security like you know just regular like boring administrative stuff
should be taken care of by live nation and they are extremely responsible for that yeah well the
lawsuits there was a 26 million dollar insurance policy the lawsuits that are coming in people are
saying like could go up into the hundreds of millions of dollars right so for Travis and then going forward it's like what
venue would have Travis perform right and also so when you're a performer um you have all different
types of insurance like I have insurance like if somebody trips and falls in a venue I don't want
to be liable for their you know broken tooth or something. So every performer has insurance. I'm sure Travis does too.
So it's possible that his insurance
will cover all of these lawsuits,
but also he will never be able to be insured again.
So I don't know how you can't perform without insurance.
Like, so I don't know.
I can't imagine there's ever a insurance company
who wants to insure him because it's such a liability.
So again, I don't know how he performs ever again live.
Yeah.
Wow.
And Live Nation is also royally fucked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Are you ready for our next story?
Switch things up a little bit.
Please.
Prince George ate a live and, like a hero,
reveals adventure Bear Grylls.
What? Prince George was hanging out adventure Bear Grylls. What?
Prince George was hanging out with Bear Grylls because he's a...
Bear Grylls is like a Crocodile Dundee person?
He's Man vs. Wild.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
And he's like the guy in the wilderness.
In the UK, especially.
And Prince George is a big fan.
That is so cute.
Bear Grylls appeared on Good Morning Britain on Tuesday,
and he looked back at his August 29 encounter with the little prince,
who the British adventurer says was a little hero for eating a live ant.
The moment happened at the King's Cup Regatta on the Isle of Wight
when George's grandmother, Carol Middleton,
invited Grylls over to meet the prince, a huge fan.
Grylls explained that he didn't really mean to encourage George
to eat an ant that day, but the moment presented itself,
and he couldn't resist.
He said, and so we were chatting and he was down here
and just as we were chatting,
a stream of ants went across his feet
and him and me looked at them.
He looked at me with those amazed wide eyes
and I said, come on, we've got to eat one.
What?
I didn't encourage the prince to eat an ant.
Come on, let's eat them.
And he said, oh really?
And we ate.
He said it was a privilege to give the
future king his first aunt and his eyes lit up as they do with anyone when they're out in the wild
and they face a few fears and they overcome them so good for him what a little hero kids are so
stinking cute so stinking cute what does bear grillis look like? Gryllis, Grylls on the right. And that's good. Watch what
happens live I guess. Yeah no. That is so cute. Imagine just like being the prince and like you're
just everywhere you go you get to meet your heroes. Like I know. You know kids are so obsessed with
like Disney prince like all these people that they see in television and movies and just be the prince
and like oh daddy I'd like to see bad gorillas like you just
get to see anyone you want like that's such a life you also like become a monster but it's so sweet
and you become so you know nothing amazes you no and nothing can like stun you impress impress
and he's so little but like I mean I'm glad that he had his auntie experience he's an antifile no
and you know what it really
makes me think of the prince on HBO max like that is literally what he's going to turn into when
you've literally just been given everything in your whole life yeah but this story you know we
don't get to know much about Prince George's personality um but this story like just gives me
a little insight a little insight and I'm liking what I'm seeing yeah no he's gonna make a great
king it's a very brave thing to do.
It is.
I just can't believe, like, currently right now,
there's, like, so many kings alive.
Like, future kings, right?
Charles, hopefully not, but yeah, Charles.
William, George.
Like, there's three future kings alive right now.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
The Britons, I mean, not the Britons,
the British just, like, live forever.
Well, you know
medicine is a wonderful thing yeah is she the oldest living monarch like in she has to be right
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ZipRecruiter, the smartest way to hire. Okay, next story. The queen will weigh Kate Middleton
and Prince William after Christmas lunch as part of a bizarre tradition. Oh, I could never be royal.
In our family, we all like to boast
about how much food we can tuck away on Christmas Day, but when you're a royal, it turns out you
have to put your money where your mouth is. Yes, as if Christmas at the Queen's Norfolk estate,
Sandringham, didn't sound daunting enough, there's also a very odd tradition that every
member of the royal family has to follow. In 2018, royal experts said that the queen asks
each of her guests, including Kate and Prince William, to weigh themselves when they arrive
using a set of antique scales. But this is all to make sure guests are having a great time and
they're being weighed to make sure they're being well fed. The tradition dates back to King Edward
VII's reign in the early 1900s and applies to all members of the royal family that's atrocious like literally
fucking atrocious never invite me to sandringham before this episode if you would have told me
like where's your dream to spend christmas i'm like with the royals in sandringham now you have
to get never never you have to get way and do they do it in front of the group like i don't know like
i can't imagine you know if they're weighing you out in the public like i can't imagine that they're
then sensitive about the numbers right right no like they're doing it all
in front of everyone but you know they're all just like so tiny it doesn't even matter yeah
but oh my god I can't the trauma the trauma poor Kate that's just a lot you know she's already like
and like you know when you're a woman in those a young woman in those types of scenarios like
you're being picked apart in the media constantly like i'm sure you have such a negative body image oh great finally get to spend
christmas with my family what do they do they weigh me yeah disgusting isn't that wild that's
so bizarre i'm telling you british people have like weird shit you know yeah this is such a
british thing i mean and then they weigh you like i guess at the end of the meal to see how much like
food right ate and that you are well fed like who literally ate the most it's just
embarrassing it's atrocious even though this is the stupidest thing i'm ever gonna say but
when you get weighed in london like uk you don't get weighed in pounds right no stones yeah okay
so like i probably weigh like what like 11 stones like that's so little you know
yeah but it's like less embarrassing when the number isn't that high no to them though like
stones are pounds so like they're it's just relative no i know but like there's just something
about saying like 150 or 11 i don't know what the right conversion is but like there's something more
acceptable like to me about that, you know?
Okay.
Okay.
So maybe I should move to London.
I think I'd be skinnier in London.
You'll wait less.
Yeah, literally.
Okay, ready for our fifth and final story?
Not yet.
Hold on.
Places, people.
It's the final story.
It's the final story.
Please never weigh me in public.
That was like a nice, light final story.
Not everyone has to be 100%. I like when we switch it up.
We give it different energy on different days, you know.
Our fifth and final story is a really sweet story.
So I don't know if you've seen the trailer for the new movie coming out
called King Richard with Will Smith.
Serena and Venus's, yes.
Yes, Serena and Venus's.
It's the story of them and their dad, who's their coach,
and like their childhood and tennis and everything. Will Smith says Venus and Serena Williams cried all the way through King
Richard they loved it that's really sweet and they were involved in I was watching the Today
Show and they said like this is Venus and Serena approved okay that's great which is so important
to know when I first saw the trailer the first time I didn't know this movie was coming out I
didn't know what it was about I just saw like the girls playing tennis and this and that.
And then once I, once he was like,
and what are your girls' names?
And he was like, Serena and Venus.
I was like, I literally had chills.
Me too, I was like, King Richard?
Is this like a historical?
Yeah, no, it looks amazing.
And I guess the Williams sisters think so too.
Will Smith waited on pins and needles
to hear Venus and Serena Williams' reaction
to his on-screen performance as their father.
In King Richard, out November 19th, the Oscar nominee plays Richard Williams,
the dad and childhood tennis coach of the famous athlete sisters.
While appearing on The Tonight Show on Tuesday,
he recalled being nervous to find out what Venus and Serena thought of the final movie.
He said Venus and Serena were really excited about the possibility
and they said that they would potentially be executive producers and they would walk us through the whole process
but they were going to withhold whether or not they put their names on the film until they saw it
oh smart so then i get the call that venus and serena are walking into the theater to see the
film oh that's really smart yeah it's the worst two hours ever the worst two hours because you
spend so much time creating these things and there is literally only one audience when you do it you hope that they like it fortunately the stars enjoyed the
movie he said they cried all the way through and that they loved it that's so cute that people are
saying like this is going to be will smith's like oscar moment yeah no it looks incredible i'm
glad to hear it has a stamp of approval oh my god you know we should keep that yeah and that's what
i was just thinking.
We're all obviously spending the holidays together and every fucking holidays.
We literally spend every night fighting over what to watch.
We've decided to preemptively start a list of approved films.
Yeah.
Like Google upstart a Google doc of things that like we would all, we all really want
to see.
And then we're not going to see it until then.
None of us will watch it until then.
What was the one we already had on it?
Cruella.
Oh yeah.
But that one was just like so good. I need to see it again. Yeah. us will watch it until then what was the one we already had on it cruella oh yeah yeah but that one was just like so good i need to see it again yeah so add it to
the list add it to the list we actually like i will physically start a list because i know nobody
else has suggestions yeah for like family friendly like boys girls young old like we just need things
we can all agree on yes that are good we love a musical too even though we've really seen them all
um okay it's just we spend so much time fighting over what to watch no and so like if we can just Yes, that are good. We love a musical too, even though we've really seen them all. Okay, I just started the list.
It's just we spend so much time fighting over what to watch.
No, and so like if we can just preemptively make our holiday even better,
why wouldn't we?
Put in the work now.
Put in the work, put in the hours.
We take what's ours.
Yeah.
What's a viral TikTok song?
I've heard it.
And it sounds like a song from Descendants.
It's sung by Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
And people are literally demanding he continue his rap career
because that song went so viral.
When did he sing it?
I don't know what it's from,
what it is,
but it's recently made a resurgence
and people now are demanding he.
That's so funny.
He rejoined the music industry
because he is the music industry.
Speaking of the music industry,
it is such a big week for music.
I know.
And Jessica Simpson.
11-11.
11-11. Tomorrow. are we what's happening um I don't know maybe a single maybe an album maybe a Christmas song like I don't
know but she just would be good she just threw her hat in the 11 11 ring and you know what I love
that she's like she's so like confident in her like she doesn't care like because I feel like
back in the day she was constantly being compared to like Christina and Brittany and it's like spread out she this is
like the busiest time of year for music right now and she's just bye yeah no I'm so excited
obviously Red Taylor's version comes out tomorrow but tomorrow she's on Thursday Friday and Saturday
she's SNL Late Night with Seth Meyers Jimmyon. I think maybe she's on one more show.
She's just like giving us the most and the all too well short film, which is so crazy.
She's just a musical guest on Saturday, right?
Yeah, I think.
Who's the host?
Someone I'd never heard of.
Okay.
And I wonder what she's going to sing.
Yeah.
So I saw a theory on TikTok because, you know, you get two songs.
Yeah. gonna sing yeah so I saw a theory on tiktok because you know you get two songs yeah um
and some someone just because of the timing like someone was like she could use both of her like
song slots to sing the 10 minute all too well version even though I don't think that's what
she's gonna do because we're getting the all too well thing I think one of it one of them will be
probably be like the most popular single from the song so like I know you're trouble we are never
getting back together I know those are my least favorite ones please no or red or
state of grace was a single if she could do state of grace I mean I would literally die and then the
second performance is probably one of the new ones okay or oh my god like if she's saying better like
we've never gotten better man live like we are so desperate for like let's make our guesses let's
put them in okay let me I think she's gonna sing red let me look at the album like get all the songs in my head I think she's gonna sing
red and a new one and a new one or better man okay I do think she also is gonna sing red not
to copy off of you but it's the name of the album it was a single and it's the best fucking song
yeah but will she do it the same way as
yes okay what I've learned from the fearless re-recording is that nothing will change and
that's because these songs at least for me and I think for a lot of Swifties are like literally
like benchmarks in our life like or everything will change every that's the worst song um
that like when we want to go back and reference like moments in our life
and we want to use the Taylor's version, like she's given us a carbon copy.
I understand.
No, no, I know.
I know.
But it's like, okay, you're going to go on SNL and perform just the same song
that you would have done in 2013.
Even though like for a lot of the songs, especially the ones from 1989,
she did unbelievable remixes of her own songs on tour
that I thought were better than the original.
Right. We've had this conversation so many times, but we need to learn. We need to get it through
our heads. Like, no, I think she might do it for 1989 because I don't think there's any songs that
I would have wanted her to change on Red. Okay. I just feel like there could always be a harmony,
just like one. No, actually on 1989, she did the most unbelievable cover of a song from Red.
1989 she did the most unbelievable cover of a song from red and the saddest fear comes creeping in
that you never loved me or her wait i know you're trouble yeah that's red right yeah yeah oh so i guess she's not doing it that remix is so good i will not i don't want to hear i knew you were
trouble we're never getting back together or 22. 22, me too.
Those, for me, are China. They're just so overplayed.
I agree, actually, 100%.
Okay, what were we saying?
Big musical weekend.
Yeah, and then next week is Adele.
Yeah.
And the CMAs are tonight.
I'm so excited.
I can't watch.
I have somewhere to be.
I'm so upset.
And what's on?
Winter House is on tonight. Yeah, I probably won't watch it either. I have a busy night. I'm so upset. And what's on, Winter House is on tonight.
Yeah, I probably won't watch it either.
I have like a busy night.
I'll be watching the CMEs.
I'm so excited.
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Let's talk about Vanderpump.
It's just getting harder and harder to do that.
I know.
Let's start with some,
some things we liked,
some positives.
I thought the scene at Lisa Vanderpump's with Lisa,
Ken,
Randall and Lala was so premium and lovely.
And really I am in a place right now where I finally Savannah pump, Lisa Vanderpump's with Lisa, Ken, Randall, and Lala was so premium and lovely.
And really, I am in a place right now where I find Lisa Vanderpump just very, like, not offensive.
Me too.
And dare I say, miss her?
No, not miss her, but like, because she's never acted like this.
She's always been, like, inserting her ass in the middle of, like, people, young children's
drama.
I just, like, I'm at peace with her tabula
rasa tabula rasa at peace that's such a good way and so whatever she wants to do next like if she
weren't even like to come back to Beverly Hills say like I would be at peace with that I kind of
agree and that's just crazy like that's time heals all wounds I think she's been I also think she's
been severely humbled like by not showing up becoming
like a joke on social media having that failed dinner party show she's been humbled 100% and
she's a renewed tabula rasa woman and it's actually very refreshing and she's also not
inserting herself she hears everyone out but she doesn't like get involved which I've always thought
was bizarre like you're an older woman these are your staff they're 30 years younger than you like let them hash it out yeah and I just like that she's
there for Lala and even though they had like the culinary party which I need to talk about like
me too in depth um you know Lala was actually wound up on top because she's at a better swankier
event yeah um let's talk about the okay culinary I first want to say, so the point of the party,
which was to try all different foods,
and so Charlie could continue to expand her palate,
that's a cool idea, but I would, like, doing it potluck style is like,
if you want to try the best enchilada, go get an enchilada.
There's literally so much Mexican food in LA.
Like, those plates, like, that didn't look appetizing especially as someone
muscles i eat anything muscles home-cooked muscles so it's like all these different foods that like
don't go together it actually looks like kind of gross and this is a girl who's easily like
grossed out by food yeah so i was just i felt like it was counterproductive no i really related to
charlie because i am charlie Like I eat the same four things.
And I don't know if I say I have food trauma because I just like what I like.
But I eat like chicken fingers, quesadillas.
Like I'm Charlie.
We have the same palate.
And I just want to say from one picky eater to another,
like it's not a personality trait and it's not a storyline.
And we've got to evolve.
Like watching you try different foods,
like I have a lot of sympathy for your food trauma.
But I'm completely uninterested, to be completely no I I understand it's not gonna cut it I
just feel like if you were to decide to like try new things like you should go to a different like
gourmet restaurant every night and really enjoy and not just have this like potluck dinner that
is gross like period and I don't think that like if you're gonna try different cuisines and that's
like a journey you want to go on I don't think we need to watch it like I really don't okay you know what else we don't need to
watch and this is the second time that they've done this and it's the fucking bottom of the
barrel in terms of reality tv oh let me guess like their light show no them playing games
me watching you play a game that's not two truths and a lie that's not about it's like a board game
yourself watching you play a board game that's that doesn't count it doesn't qualify as television
except thank you for reminding me I have to say like first of all playing a game with a bunch of
drunk people I have absolutely so much sympathy for James it is so annoying and like I am James
like when people are not paying attention to the rules it's so annoying like why are we sitting
around playing a game if we're all going to talk and like not actually attention to the rules, it's so annoying. Like, why are we sitting around playing a game if we're all going to talk and, like, not actually play by the rules?
Like, it's so frustrating.
I was 100% Team James.
Yeah, I don't associate with games.
Like, I don't play them myself, let alone watching other people play them.
Jackie hates games.
It's psychotic.
It's satanic.
Games are fun.
Jackie hates games.
It's psychotic.
It's satanic.
Games are fun.
The reason why I hate games, if I have to like boil it down,
it's like I'm an all or nothing person. So I'm either going to get extremely into this game and get very competitive
and I have to win or I can't be present or I just have to detach.
So like I don't want to get like so competitive.
Like it's embarrassing and loser.
Like I don't want, like I just want to chill out 100 so I really hate games there are some games that I have okay like in our family
like we love games yeah we love games so there are some things you'll never catch me doing a puzzle
there are games that I will play you would fucking love puzzles if you just were stop
stop being so stubborn like you and your pregnancy like it's a great activity it gets your mind running but you don't have to like do anything you just sit down you can leave
it on the table for days like it's really you would fucking love puzzles maybe I'll try it
maybe I'll grab the puzzle that I bought for you that you know I still never took home that's why
I did it that's why I did it for you okay that's not a bad idea but no I will tolerate monopoly
and by the way you would be unbelievable at. You've always had like this crazy eye.
Like, oh, I dropped my earring back.
Jackie, it's over there.
Like, you have this eye for things.
Like, I'm telling you, Jackie, you could enter like puzzle competitions.
You would be so good.
Okay, I'm going to try it.
But it's like if I'm not good, it's going to ruin my life.
No, like if it's good, like we could spend our whole winter vacation doing puzzles together.
That'd be so much fun.
Okay, you know what?
I'm open to trying new things.
And there's nothing competitive about puzzles.
Yeah.
And if I can do it like alone and figure out if I'm good or not on my own.
Yeah.
Practice at your house.
Okay.
I will.
I'll try that.
But I do Monopoly.
I like Scattergories because it's a game of skill.
Yep.
I do not like games of luck.
By the way, Monopoly is a game of luck.
Like it's all based on what.
Monopoly is a game of luck.
I agree.
But I found we make it fun. Yeah. Well, literally the best day of my life was like
literally I think I smoked pot and played Monopoly with Jackie. She was being so funny. Like I wish
we had recorded that hour. You were being so funny. You were losing. You had no money. You
were stealing from the bank. You were being so funny it was just the best night of my life yeah no see that's why you should play games it's
so fun and like you're so fun and like if you just played games like do you know how much better it
would make the game okay I'll try and keep an open mind but I really don't so annoying you
guys when we're on vacation she'll like literally go to the other room like she will not play a game
I just really don't like games you're triggered by the word game. I don't like games of luck really.
What games do you like?
So I do like categories.
Yeah me too.
And I like sometimes when we play Cards Against Humanity.
Yeah that's fun.
But it gets old really fast.
A hundred percent because you go through the cards and you've seen them all already.
Yeah and what else do I like?
That's a good.
I did get a new game for our trip.
Okay.
And I think you're gonna like it.
Okay,
I don't like Codenames,
it's just like
too much of an undertaking.
Codenames,
I agree,
like you have to really
be in the headspace for it.
It's so like
physically laborious.
You have to like
hover over the table.
I agree,
and like use so much
of your brain.
I have to be like
100% like ready
and I'm usually not.
Yeah.
Okay, so anyways, back to Vanderpump Rules Rules I don't want to watch them play games especially when it's like who
can name all these rappers not like Nate never have and never have I ever is fine because we're
getting to know you guys about people whatever um so that and that's the second time this season
that they've done it they play the game they play Jenga in Palm Springs. And it's unacceptable.
I agree.
It's not entertainment. It's filler.
It's not entertainment.
You're right.
Let's talk about Raquel's nose.
Because I was loving the botched crossover.
Me too.
And like I'm pretty sure that if she wanted to get her nose done.
Like he would do it for free.
Because it's on the show.
And like.
Right?
I don't know.
I wonder if she winds up going with him.
Yeah.
I have to look at her Instagram.
Take a look at her nose.
I don't think her nose looks bad at all. But if something's on your face. In the middle of your face. And it bothers you. Like you don't care if other people don going with him. Yeah. I have to look at her Instagram and take a look at her nose. I don't think her nose looks bad at all,
but if something's on your face in the middle of your face and it bothers you,
like you don't care if other people don't notice it because you notice it.
Yeah.
I just think Raquel looks so amazing.
Like me too.
And it's not even like,
I don't think she'll come out like James is saying,
looking.
James is like moronic.
He is so moronic.
Um,
it's just,
it's a lot like going for surgery.
It's a lot. Like it's just really like, you're so stunning. But again, it's a lot. Like going for surgery is a lot.
Like it's just really, like you're so stunning.
But again, it's like what makes her happy.
Right.
And that's just unfortunate that that's where she's at.
Yeah.
But I think she looks awesome.
Me too.
And I would love to see Paul Nassif's work.
Yeah.
Like if I ever need a nose job, like I am going to Paul Nassif.
Like he's the best of the best.
He's the nose guy.
It's also hard to see on TV how it goes to the side.
When they took those pictures in Paul Nassif's office, I'm like, oh, now I see it.
Yeah.
Because at first I'm like, what are you talking about?
I really didn't before.
But maybe it's more noticeable in person.
Yeah.
It's nice to know the bump didn't do anything.
Like Lisa trying to make a mountain out of a molehill, like with the bumping of the nose.
No, but like also.
It's not that unheard of.
No, it's not.
But the way that Raquel brought it up.
Yeah.
It was like, wait, she made it the biggest deal. And then it's like, oh, but you're saying it's not a big deal. Rightheard of like it's not but the way that Raquel brought it up yeah it was like wait she made it the biggest deal and then it's like oh but you're saying
it's not a big deal right just make it a big deal they were acting really strange about it that's
true but I don't I at the end of the day I don't think something nefarious happened me neither and
because the family was there like oh my god speaking of nefarious people Brock knowing that
Sheena's old boyfriend used to hang at TV in seven seconds like
ever since you implanted in my brain that he used to watch Vanderpump Rules it was that and then it
was the adopting the penguin and now it's a seven minutes a hundred percent yeah he is the number
one fan of Vanderpump Rules he knows more about it than I do studied the playbooks rehearsed his
script yeah and now like just watching this like basketball game of the Toms, Brock and James.
And it's like this is the new like crew.
It's pathetic.
It's just these people used to be friends.
Right.
It used to be a group of friends.
No, now it's a group of co-workers.
And that's the worst type of reality show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It just sucks.
I can't even get into how much Sandoval bothers me.
And honestly, Tom Schwartz is really starting to bother me too.
Like fucking stick up for your wife enough.
Can I come to the restaurant?
Yeah.
Like shut up.
She's your wife and she's actually way smarter than you
so just let her in the restaurant.
It looks like next week someone does testify
that Katie is smarter than the Toms.
Obviously.
Yeah.
She's just like first of all normal.
Like they're both living on another planet.
She lives on Earth which is always good.
She has tons of restaurant experience from Sir.
She grew up working in a restaurant
and she's just like level-headed like just the more they push her out the more this
restaurant is going to be a big fat flop yeah yep yep i wonder if it even winds up happening i don't
know because now what is this like a year ago like how no it's like june june okay like six months
ago is there a restaurant i don't know we'll see. So yeah, that was Vanderpump Rules
and that was our show.
Tomorrow we are here in studio.
Friday's episode is going to be podcast only
because I will be in Los Angeles.
And that's all we got for you guys.
Thank you so much, right?
Yeah, no, that's our show.
No one else's.
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