The Toast - S4 Ep209: Tristan and Khloe and Kylie Oh My!: Monday, December 6th, 2021

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. It has been a minute since we've seen you guys. Welcome. Hello, Jacqueline. How are you? I'm great. How are you? You're the one who was off globetrotting this weekend. It was an international tour, yes. You were all around the world. Yes, I had the first official three shows of, oh my, I almost said the DJT. No, N-Log. N-Log. And I'm wearing my Not Like Other Girls sweatshirt, because and log and i'm wearing my not like other girls sweatshirt because

spoiler alert she's not like other girls thank you jackie took the words right out of my mouth all available at shop morning shows.com we've got koozies beanies sweatshirts we're selling merch at shows limited merch only two or three styles we've got about six or seven on shop morning shows.com so you know what i want to show everyone my favorite piece of merch hold on am i you're getting up for it too you guys I didn't even ask her to do this okay I agree I designed this one with a very specific like inspo in mind it's a t-shirt these are ones are being sold at the show but there's more sizes if I were going to the unlock tour and I wanted to buy merch to wear

to the show it would be this t-shirt, like, with thigh high boots. Oh, that's cute. So it's giving Selena, it's giving early 2000s, like, Jonas Brothers. I wanted to do, like, a vintage concert t-shirt, and that's exactly what I did. The dates are on the back. I didn't know you performed at the Queen Elizabeth Theater this weekend. Yes, I did. How prestigious.

No, it's my second time there, and it's a fabulous theater. I didn't know. Really, really gorgeous. I didn't know that they were honoring Queen Elizabeth in such a way. Yes, I was in the Commonwealth this weekend, right? Canada. Queen. Queen, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was at the Queen Elizabeth Theater. Yeah, it was great. I mean, Minneapolis, Detroit, Toronto. Do you know how relieved I am to just have this first leg behind me? Just, I have these shows under my belt and now I have like this confidence because I've been dreaming of sitting here today. Like I've been envious of the girl who's sitting here. And she's not like other girls.

And she's not like other girls. And she has this experience behind her. And it was better than I could have imagined. Well, yeah, just to toot your horn, because I think it's, it comes, it's different when it's someone else, but like the fanfare I was seeing online the chatter online everyone had the greatest time I heard from like friends friends of friends and then also the toasters that like people were just immensely enjoying themselves like laughing at the jokes like as they fell asleep at night like which is oh that's so funny that's so nice which is like when you

know something that's exactly what you want funny and so I think it was a smash success yeah I feel really good you know it was it's a lot of work like going out and especially like I fly in the morning of a show and then I fly out the next morning so I get no sleep. I had to go through the border. It was like really kind of torture travel and you know me I have such a low threshold for anything even remotely like inconvenient but I found myself like not being bothered so much by the torture which is so unlike me. I think it's because you haven't been you haven't even had the privilege of traveling and being tortured in so long. No that's not it I really hadn't thought about it on the way home as I like cried on the

airplane I'm like why was this weekend different from all the other weekends and I think I've had so much anxiety about this tour and like a lot of self-doubt like what I accomplished on the DJT for me was like a far-off fantasy andoubt. Like what I accomplished on the DJT for me was like a far off fantasy and it will never happen again. And I really thought that like, it was imposter syndrome. Like I really thought I wasn't going to be able to do it. You thought you were a one hit wonder? I really did. Like I told all my good stories at the DJT and I've, nothing else has happened to me. And when I was doing the shows, I really, I felt very strong and confident in myself, in my material. And I really felt like for the first time, it's going to be so lame, but like, I felt very strong and confident in myself, in my material, and I really felt like,

for the first time, this is gonna be so lame, but like, I just really felt like I was exactly where I was supposed to be. Like, doing what I was supposed to do, being who I was supposed to be, and like, killing it on all fronts. And it just felt like, how can one be miserable when you're in that head space?

Claudia? You know? That's beautiful. Thank you, to quote the DJT. I look forward to seeing the N-Log tour, so that I have new material to quote you with. Yeah, no, I mean, I keep sending you videos, but I really want you to experience it the first time.

And it sounds like what you gave Minneapolis, Detroit, and Toronto was everything, and different from the prep shows. Yes. The show constantly evolves. I'm really a great improver, but you can't go on stage

in front of a thousand people. It's not a plan. You can't just go up and like, I'm going to improv. I wish I could, because I think my improv is sometimes better than my written jokes.

And some of the best moments in shows are just totally off the cuff. But you can't plan for that. So you've got to have good bones of a show. But yeah, it's easy to ad-lib in Toronto. Because the people are just weird and different. You're literally in a different country, which I always fucking you know they don't know the song Education Connection really in Toronto even though it played

on the end they didn't like it's different channels it's a different country I associate with Degrassi I would assume that they know better than all of us yeah but they didn't watch Degrassi on the end they watched on like their channel right so it was just like different cultural things but it was great I'm very grateful to everyone who came out I'm very excited for the next six months and I'm also very excited to have like a little bit of a break well we're excited for you we are glad that you're back we have a strong two weeks ahead of us and then you guys it it is the season our last show of the year will be December 17th and so I always feel like these two weeks of the year are some of our like best like this was like Dachshund week.

This was Robert Flats. Like this. Rascal. This is always a great time of year. Yeah. And so I'm just really excited to get like for the rest, what the rest of the year holds. Yeah. I think like we're, everyone has that mentality towards the end of the year where they're

just like, fuck it. Like nothing that happens really this week like matters. And so we're just throwing caution to the wind. Yeah. So we have so much to discuss today. Wait, but you also had an exciting weekend. I think you should share. I did. I had a very busy weekend for a not busy girly. Um, so on Saturday I actually shot a little something fun that you may or may not see depending on how it comes out. But, uh, uh no I took a little maternity pics and I think they're gonna I think they were like I think they're gonna turn out beautiful yeah I went somewhere that was like totally you know that it's maternity house to nuts like they have it all covered and

they made me feel so comfortable and like they have all of the different looks and everything so I really didn't have to you know muster anything up on my own so we'll see it'll be a few weeks before I like get the pictures back but that was did you do any nudies you'll have to wait and see I'm so excited I hope you like them because I really want you to be able to share them yeah so TBD but that was like a fun experience and you know everybody told me that I should do it and I think a lot of you know especially when you're pregnant for the first time a lot of women do it so um I would recommend it. It was a pleasant experience, except like it's very laborious on your body

when you're already breaking down. So when I got home, I was broken. Broken. It was crazy. And then yesterday I had my closet organizers come over. Twice as organized. Zoe and Michaela, they're two sisters, and they did such an amazing job.

I'm so jealous. It's given me a new joie de vivre for the apartment and like i wore a different shirt today than i've been wearing for last month because i saw a different shirt i feel that a hundred percent see a shirt wear a shirt no that's the philosophy but the hard part is the seeing right but they take care of that so thank you girly girls it was really enjoyable so it was a very productive weekend i read a lot this weekend I finished the book I was reading which was The Hearts of Millisable Furies by John Boyne which was so good like it was a masterpiece it was extremely in-depth and involved and long af but worth every second and just a wonderful prose you know what I have to thank you for something oh I do who for

me okay so this was my first time like being on like a long leg of tour that I haven't had a Kindle and like was really into reading. I don't think I read one morsel of anything. You should just like scroll my phone on the long flights and the long like hours in the dressing room. But I read two books this weekend and the time like I got to my Detroit dressing room like six hours early and I just it zoomed by it was really such a joy thank you for giving me your kindle not even making me pay for it like you just handed it over and thank you for opening my eyes to the world of literature because I read two amazing books I read the something blue something borrowed series because I had

watched something borrowed I'm like this movie is so good and then everyone's like the book is better so I was like do I need to really read the first book in the series if I've seen the movie 6,000 times and you know what I did but you do not have to but the book is better. So I was like, do I need to really read the first book in the series if I've seen the movie 6,000 times? And you know what? I did. But you do not have to. But the book was really good. But it's verbatim, the movie.

It's actually crazy. That's great. Like conversations like to a T. And then I read Something Blue, the sequel. And I finished it yesterday. And it was the cutest book I'd ever read in my life. And I don't know why they never made the sequel. That's frustrating.

Because everyone was like, Something Blue is better. And you know what? Book-wise, it was better. Oh my God, I'm feeling tempted to read it. It was so cute. And you know what? I liked that I had seen the movie before because Darcy was in it. Rachel wasn't really in it.

Ethan was in it. And I was like, John Krasinski. Marcus was in it. So I knew the characters, what they looked like. And it was fun to visualize. Yeah. So I really, it's so late, but they have to make a movie. I think they might have missed the boat.

Me too. But that's frustrating. I wonder why they didn't. Maybe the first one didn't. No, the first one is a cult classic. But like maybe it didn't perform. I think it really performed well. It's like so many, it's one of my like top 10 favorite movies.

It is really good. And even though I despise Jennifer Goodwin, she couldn't even ruin it. Is it Jennifer Goodwin or is it Finnefer Fudwin? No, it's Jennifer. No, I don't know that it is. It's not? I think it's someone who looks a lot like her. No, Jackie, I'm telling you it's 100% Jennifer Goodwin. Hold on. Let me just something. I'm telling you, I know it is. I just need to make sure. Oh yeah. It's Jennifer Goodwin. Yeah. So even she couldn't ruin the movie for me. And me and it was just so good and I love that movie and it was such a joy to read the books it really was oh and I'm trying to read okay so you made me really cognizant of my reading challenge which like I wish I didn't so I'm trying to get to 30 I'm at 25 I think I can do it you

will do it plus with vacation time like all we do is read yeah that'll be good and then I also started yesterday the rose code which is a historical fiction book. I got a Goodreads email update about you. And everybody has been telling me to read it. And it's also, like, nominated for, like, historical fiction of the year. It's, like, the book. And it is really good. And there's, like, a little Prince Philip in there.

But I don't know how, like, if it is based in reality whatsoever. Like, did he ever date Asla? I don't know. I don't want to Google it because I don't want a spoiler yeah um but just like Philip R.I.P. oh right right right too soon yeah it was like the girl that he was dating before he like the ballerina before he no before he got wifed up got it got it got it ballerina was during the girl he was dating during World War II got it wow that's so crazy that Prince Philip was alive and he was alive during World War II yeah that is so crazy um so we have a great show. We've got the Fast Five and there

was a lot to discuss. We also have a TV recap. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City was on last night. I watched a little bit of Coming Out, Colton, and I got to talk about it. You do. And now at which point should I share my Annie Live thoughts? Oh my God. Okay. I don't know. What do you think? I feel like right now because it's not like I'm gonna give a recap I just need to give major commendations to everyone in the cast and the crew because it was as good as it could possibly have been for like a live show NBC live and like considering some of what we've seen which has been tragedy like I do have some notes but overall but even with my notes I

would say it was a 10 out of 10 like it was fantastic I thought everybody like carried their weight everybody did a really good job no one was cringe I mean major shout out to the campers the orphans gave us everything they left it all on the soundstage it was incredible to watch them like they they did not stop. I was so, those were the best scenes. Like hard knock life, never fully dressed without a smile. Like the campers were knocking it out of the park.

So I obviously had a show the night of that, Minneapolis, thank you everyone who didn't stay at home to watch Annie Live and came to see. And then I was like, you know what? I'll watch it on the plane or whatever. And then I was like, you know what? Annie Live is like a cinematic event. I don't want to just rush it on an iPad. like I need to be at home I need to have my vibes

cultivated I should make a chili yeah so I decided to wait he loves chili I decided to wait okay well one thing you're not gonna like about it was that it was far too long it was three hours but I'll watch it without commercials it'll be like 2 30 there were so many songs and scenes that they were clearly just doing like to drag it out sell more commercials. Wendy's was doing spots like in the retro 1932 vibe which was cool. It was like. Annie's in 1932? Yeah. A classic. Yeah no it's like depression era and you know FDR and Annie inspired the New Deal. Good to know. you know FDR and Annie inspired the New Deal good to know um no it's like Saf is so cute I love her she did she's so cute um so it was far too long they incorporated like songs from the different movies because like they did NYC which is from the first movie but like they didn't do Let's Go

to the Movies which is from the second movie because they don't both so they picked and choose from each movie but let's go to the movies is a good one I know but you know what NYC is really iconic and like I don't know if anybody else feels this way but the woman who sang three bucks two bags one me she had like one verse star who do you think performed the best like Harry this is gonna be so I thought everybody did an amazing job and maybe because of like my expectations for certain people I felt most blown away by Nicole Scherzinger I heard that she was Grace like I heard that to a T she's such a performer they all were such performers so I don't I'm not taking away from anyone else but like the singing the dancing they gave her one of um in one of the movies Grace has

her own song that Zach like can't stop singing around the house. Really? It's not even a real song. It's just her dancing around saying, we got Annie. That's funny. You're like, pop out of the kitchen, we got Annie. Which it's not a big enough song for her, but they clearly wanted her to have a moment because she's an incredible dancer and singer. And I'm glad that she had a moment moment but it wasn't even big enough for her but she was just so elegant and like you didn't feel like you're watching Nicole Scherzer right

just watching great so I and I felt that way about everyone really like no even Harry Connick Jr. I know everyone's like coming for his bald cap but like we need to move on they're literally coming for his head they're coming for his head we need to move on from the bald cap but when I was watching I didn't feel like oh here's Harry Connick Jr. you know devoting his time to a little community right I just felt like he was part of the show so I really like that I thought Titus was amazing like Titus is a star like Titus was just a perfect like he was perfect Taraji P Henson was really good I felt like on the acting stuff she had Hannigan down to a T but she's not really a singer so when she was singing I was like will she hit this note

that note right and she did. Okay. And everything went well and Megan Hilty who stepped in for Jane Krakowski. I would have loved to see Jane Krakowski but Megan Hilty is clearly a Broadway vet. She is. I think she came in two days before I learned every line learned every step. Yeah I have no concerns about her. A plus. Okay good okay so everyone did their jobs and did them well and now I have to talk about Annie um she was so cute and she I don't I didn't see any mess ups like she really nailed it nailed it she really really did her voice the in the beginning I was like when they started with maybe which is a tough song yeah and I was like oh I I don't know if Annie Live is gonna be for me but then it like Hard Knock Life it just like really turned around I thought she was so good she was so professional and um she had some scenes with Sandy and I was

like getting nervous because I was like what if Sandy's like fuck off no that's true they had a real dog they had a real dog but then there was only one scene with Sandy in the movie and I do feel like it was pre-recorded because they they did say portions are prerecorded, because we didn't need to see Sandy going rogue. And let's not torture the dogs. No, we didn't need to see Sandy going rogue and running away. That would fuck up the whole storyline. 100%.

But then Sandy was like, am I the rest of the show? And Brew was upset, because he was promised Sandy. That's true. But then when they were doing all the cast bows and stuff, she really brought Sandy over. It was so cute. That is so cute. Her parents must be so proud of her like oh my god it was an amazing feat and everything there was a few sound

issues there was a few like shots where the camera was just like showing back but like overall that's live that's live i would say that my only other critique was like there were some musical numbers that were just like the backup dancers like when it was was, I think I'm going to like it here or even NYC, they go see a show. And I felt like the show that they were seeing, it could have been bigger, better, more razzle-dazzle and more dancing. And it was a little bit lackluster. I understand. So I would have liked more dancing would be my critique. But it was better than I could have ever, than I thought it was going to be.

Like I think like the hype that we gave Annie Live, like, It wasn't enough. It wasn't, and no, we weren't like overdoing it. Like, No.

I think for a while we were doing it satirically, but now they really proved themselves. Like, I thought it was going to be good, but still like a little cringe, as all lives are. There wasn't really no cringe. Love that.

I'm so like looking forward to watching it in a peaceful, gorgeous, cultivated environment. Yeah. And I will give my thoughts as well. I just didn't want to like watch it just to watch it and like torture myself. Yeah. No, you should enjoy it. You're definitely going to have to skip a lot because there was a lot of extraneous

scenes. Fodder. Fodder. But overall, I'm just so happy that, you know, we put our time into this thing and we got out what we put in. Because that never happens. No. Never to and whoever was like running the show the whole sound stage like the the setup it was it it worked beautifully everyone 10 out of 10 good job everyone we we needed that we did as a society and live was necessary yeah and it's just such a great story. A tale as old as time.

Truly. Truly. Okay. So I will watch that. But in the meantime. Now I feel ready. I feel definitely somewhat ready. As ready as a gal can be who's having dry mouth.

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unclear what's going on it's very unclear because she also posted something on instagram that people revealed she posted a picture of a baby and it was a stock photo no but it also i don't think it was her account i think it was a fake account oh so it's all it's all very unclear whether or not the baby has been born but what we do know is that tristan got another girl pregnant in march when he allegedly allegedly when he was dating Khloe, and that he offered her $75,000 in hush money after she became pregnant while he was dating Khloe. Oh, that's terrible. So, yeah, there's text messages.

This story is, like, so messy. It's honestly so Tristan. And it's like... I'm embarrassed. We've known Tristan. It's like Tristan showed us who he was so many times, and I guess they just didn't believe him, you know? No, I feel as though we have been majorly duped especially like that image revamp they did for him on keeping up like

I believed it I believed it too and I was really like there was a little ship out for me Chloe and Tristan I was like you guys we have to give them another chance we even like we're talking about them and we were just here for it and I don't know why we thought like this man could change when he cleared like cheated on her having another child and then also like acting in a way towards this woman that is right so wrong I don't know what the worst part about this is is it the infidelity or it's literally offering a woman you got pregnant 75 grand to shut up like yeah that's horrible he was also saying how like he's gonna be out of the NBA soon so he's gonna be unemployed so she's expecting child support and like like that she's going to live off the land

that you know she has another thing coming so this 75,000 should look pretty good to her yeah that that was really embarrassing that part like his text messages that were screenshotted and like used as evidence he literally was like to her you know I'm retiring soon I'm not gonna have any money so you should take the 75 grand while you can. Yeah. Which is just not true. Well, he might be retiring soon. But he has plenty of money. Yeah. So, I mean, it was just awful. Like, I don't know who I feel worse for,

Chloe or this other woman. Like, to get pregnant and then literally have the man tell you, like, fuck off, here's some money. Like, that's so humiliating. And I just really hate this man. And I'm, like, embarrassed that I even ever went to bat for him. I just, like, when he was, like, chasing UFOs on Keeping Up, I'm like, oh my God hate this man and I'm like embarrassed that I even ever went to bat

for him I just like when he was like chasing UFOs on Keeping Up I'm like oh my god this man is harmless he's actually kind of weird like what kind of shit could he possibly get into no I'm so done I have a feeling Chloe is so done as well like how many times is this I know this is three it was Jordan while she was pregnant. Then there was like that security footage of him like making out with a girl at a bar. Jordan wasn't while she was pregnant. It was the footage was while she, like he was seen to be cheating on her when she was pregnant. Oh, right. Then at a later date was Jordan.

Got it. And now this. And that's all we know about. Right, right, right. And so honestly, I'm sure there's more. Okay. He's. Goodbye. I don't want to see him on hulu i'm i'm you know what they were china they were unchinaed and now i just want to say you unchinaed i did because i believe in second third chances i believe in 11th chances but this is just this is too much and he worked so hard it seemed to get back into like everyone's

good graces and this is why was he trying so hard if he was still acting out it's not like it was like okay a year passed and he couldn't you know stop his player ways like this happened back in march like when we were all rooting for him like fuck you goodbye no totally i'm officially putting you back in the china box sorry you you've been China'd. Goodbye. See ya. Our next story, though, Kylie and Travis's W Magazine cover has leaked. And it leaked in Toast After Dark. Did you see that?

Yes. So here's what I believe happened based on what I'm seeing, is that subscribers of W Magazine still got the magazine this month, but it won't be for sale anywhere. So you can't get it unless you had been a subscriber and it went to your house. So they stopped all the delivery trucks, you know, going to like the store and here and there, the pictures aren't online, but the pictures are in Toast After Dark. And then like they got picked up on TikTok. Like they, it started in TAD. I just want to say like, we are making news yet again. Okay. So a lot about

the magazine article. And I mean, I completely understand why they're trying to you know shut this down but I have a few questions first of all we need to talk about the pictures yeah oh you're making a face yeah they were like meh oh my god I think if circumstances had been different these would be like the most iconic photos what they were giving me like Brad and Angelina and W Magazine vibes. Oh, no. They were giving me like, this is the set? It's,

it was giving me not much, honestly. Oh, it was giving, she was giving me everything. I mean, she walks out of the house and farts and it's everything. But I'm like, for a W Magazine photo shoot, a family, like,

it was kind of giving nothing. Like, I think back to like when we had that first photo shoot of Kim Kanye in North and Vogue. And while the cover wasn't my favorite, that those inside photos were fucking sickening, like iconic. I was getting like muted colors.

And like, it was very artsy Tumblr Tumblr. Yes. In a, you know, I just think that if these had come out at a different time, everyone would be living for them. We haven't seen like a peek behind the lens.

There were so many pictures. They were so intimate. You know, he's listening to the belly. She's showing the belly. Stormy's everywhere. But then like the article was also chock full of very bizarre information. Like they are not a couple and they haven't been a couple in over two years. Right.

But TMZ is reporting that they are very much a couple. What? Despite the W Magazine story. Yeah. They said, TMZ said sources with Right, but TMZ is reporting that they are very much a couple. What? Despite the W Magazine story. Yeah, they said, TMZ said, sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ that Kylie and Travis are 100% together at the moment,

meaning they're romantically involved and presumably exclusive too. Not just that, but TMZ was told that they were a full-blown couple when this whole profile was coming together for W Magazine, which is weird.

Then the next sentence, which is also weird, this is from TMZ, said, the article slash accompanying shoot seems to have been whipped up in early November. Early November was when Astroworld happened. Astroworld happened like November 5th. So are you telling me that Kylie and Travis use this W Magazine article to say they're not a couple so that Kylie wouldn't be attached to the Astroworld? No, no, no, no. I like, I don't know who's wrong, but someone's dead wrong. Someone's got their facts twisted.

No, I don't think anything. But also, I don't believe that this was whipped up in early November because. They would have. That would mean even if it was whipped up November 1st, that they would have had four days and then they would have been like, unwhip it. They could axe it, not this weird subscriber model. Right. Like to me, when I saw this I was like oh this must have

been done in October because it's so you know far removed from where they're at now but then I was also thinking how her I was trying to assess the belly and see where she might be at yeah that's a good call you know because the belly is is there like so I don't know wait i don't know i'm confused i'm confused as well because them being a not being a couple just like doesn't track for me i'm like it it was really surprising to see that yeah yeah i don't know like otherwise then why are they doing this whole shoot like i guess they're trying to like brand themselves as some sort of modern family like i guess but like if they're trying to brand themselves as some sort of modern family. I guess, but if they're not a couple and Kylie's single and she wants to get out there,

who would want to be attached to their ex-husband? They struggle. Yeah, right? No, this is so weird, and I have more questions than ever. A hundred percent. I'm very confused. Yeah. They look nice, though.

Stormi looks cute. Yeah, I thought the pictures were really nice, and the whole timing is unfortunate, but now apparently it's not that unfortunate. And especially because TMZ is, like, literally the official spokespeople for the Kardashians. Which is why I'm even giving this life. I'm always inclined to listen to TMZ,

especially as it pertains to the Kardashians. But this is just in direct conflict with an article Kylie and Travis sat down and spoke to W Magazine about. Yeah. I'm so confused. No, they gave W Magazine a lot of time and a lot of energy. Only for TMZ to debunk it in 35 seconds. Right.

And to say that they are together, which it's like if Kylie's trying to remove herself from the situation, then... I don't know. What does this serve? I don't know. they are together, which it's like if Kylie's trying to remove herself from the situation, then. I don't know. What does this serve? I don't know. So many questions, but. None of them being answered.

No, but that's the latest with those two. Are you ready for our next story? Sure. Some surprising news that is surprising that I'm surprised. Vanderpump Rules stars Raquel and James and their engagement. Surprising. And I'm surprised that I'm surprised. Raquel and James Kennedy have called off their engagement. The Vanderpump Rural stars made the announcement via Instagram on Sunday

with a joint statement and a selfie that appears to have been taken on the reunion stage. Right. They said, after these five wonderful years we had together, we decided we have two different goals and made the decision to call off the engagement. taken on the reunion stage. Right. They said after these five wonderful years we had together we decided we have two different goals and made the decision to call off the engagement. We love each other very much but we aren't in love anymore. We want nothing but the best for each other so please keep any thoughts positive. This was really surprising. Like yes they are toxic and they have all their problems but the one thing they've never wavered on is each other. Yeah. So I was

just really really surprised by this and they filmed the reunion two days ago and I had seen like a few rumors like that they broke up on the reunion or they announced it on the reunion and I'm like there's no way and so I wasn't that surprised because I'd seen the rumors but just conceptually I think this is very shocking very shocking it feels like if there was ever a time to break up it was during all the tumult of the last five years but based on what we're seeing like he's in a great place is in a great place raquel is like more self-assured than ever and i mean maybe that's eventually what leads to her yeah look seeking greener pastures is like she's found her voice and like this isn't who she wants to be with anymore but i thought that they were so sweet why does this always happen to me like yeah when you get on board when i get on board with a

couple like they let me down in such a way. So the thing is, is that even though I really did, like, ship them, I think they were, like, I think Raquel was good for James. I don't know if James was good for Raquel. Well, I mean, I don't know that he, I mean, he's done some very questionable and said some very questionable things. But if you look at her journey over the last five years that we've known her, like, she came on this show so incredibly shy, like, and she's really blossomed.

And I have to believe that being in a, in a relationship with James, like allowed her, sometimes, you know, if someone loves you so much, it makes you love yourself even more. Yes. But I do think a lot of her blossoming probably had to do with James. I think it probably had to do with like coming into your own, becoming a full-time cast member, like having your own platform, becoming like really famous, becoming really good friends with all those girls. I think it was a lot of things. I don't think James like gave her like the voice that she never had. No, but like I think that if you're an incredibly shy person, but yes, you get a job on the show and you're really famous, that might give you this like false sense of confidence, but that's not really real but I feel like when

you're not feeling totally sure of yourself but someone like loves you so much and it's like thinks you're everything of the sort you start to see yourself the way that they see you and so I just feel like it's I agree with that I'm not saying James is an amazing partner I just think her blossoming is a testament of a good relationship I agree with you that concept yes like when someone loves you so much it can really like change you um I don't really see like that that was the case for James and Raquel I just thought they were they were definitely like a decent couple I don't think this is like the greatest love story of our generation and I think like it's sad that it's over but I actually think Raquel can do way better for sure no she's really she's really, she's coming to her own.

I've become like a big fan of hers. Me too. And I think it'll be nice for her to be with someone who's not like always like center of attention, dramatic. No wonder why she never had a voice.

She was married to like a diva who had to be like the center of everything. And now she's like, no, what about me? And like maybe she'll have a man who like worships her instead of someone

she's like always running behind trying to catch up with. Perhaps, but I don't think that's who she wants to be. Or even equals. They were not equals. No, but there is always the star in the relationship, and then the person who's supportive.

And those roles also do happen to change over time. But I'm not sure that she's looking to be, she still is that introverted girl. She's more confident, but I think she's very to be, you know, she still is that like introverted girl. She's more confident. But like, I think she's very to herself. I think she is too. But I think being James's fiance is not an easy job because we see the best of it. But I think the job just got easier is what I'm saying. You know what I mean?

Like, I think it's been a hard job for the last five years. But like, based on what we're seeing this season, I think the job is getting easier and easier. So obviously not because they broke up. Well, we can speculate all we want. Hopefully at the reunion, we the reunion we'll find out we didn't get any concrete answers they were just like we don't love each other maybe someone just fucking cheated on someone right right you know what they said was like we don't love each other anymore right so we shall see yeah i'm just saying i was surprised you know what like pump rules has been so atrocious but there's been

actually a lot going on off screen that's making I think a lot of like hype for the reunion the la la stuff now this. Well as we say the worse the season is the better the reunion is. Yeah and I do love some good off-air drama to stir the pot at a reunion. Yeah so that should be good but I mean always sad. Always sad when a ship breaks down and we have to reassemble the parts for someone else. We have to get on lifeboats. Yeah, we got to take the dinghies back to shore. But I don't know. I actually think this could be the start of an exciting new adventure for Raquel.

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Ebony Williams storms the stage at a comedy show. Ebony stormed the stage at a comedy show two weeks ago in New York City after taking issue with comments made by comic Sam Bloomstone. In video footage shared on social media, the Real Housewives of New York City star is seen confronting him at Broadway Comedy Club after he referred to her as JCPenney Collection. Williams, clad in a black sweater, black pants, and leather boots, hopped up from her seat to grab Bloomstone's mic,

at which point he asserted, I put my life savings at whatever you are going to say is nothing funny. Completely unbothered by the remark, the Bravo celebrity told the crowd, it's not about being funny, bitch. What it's about is you respecting a motherfucking black queen. The audience then erupted in cheers, prompting Williams to continue. What we don't do is JCPenney, bitch, okay? A bitch like me, you gotta respect me, bro, on your worst day. Okay, so I think I was extremely bothered by this story and it really wasn't until I spoke to Heather MacDonald that I got even more angry. You spoke to her? So I had texted her like okay so I

had seen this video. It happened a few weeks ago but the guy posted the video on TikTok a few days ago and it went crazy viral because I don't know the concept of a heckler who then gets up on stage is so fucking insanely disrespectful and disgusting that of course it went viral. stage is so fucking insanely disrespectful and disgusting that of course it went viral so she had the guy the comedian on her podcast Heather McDonald so I was like lol and I sent her a screenshot I'm like oh man I'm about to listen to this and she called me and I was like I was I'm literally about to go on stage in Minneapolis I'm like I haven't had time to finish it but like I love that you have this guy and I don't know what you said but I'm sure you're right like it's like Heather was like I'm so angry like the, if you've ever performed anything, like, and you saw, like, you have nothing but respect and sadness for this man.

So I listened to his podcast with Heather. Heather was just, like, irate. Like, so bothered. And this guy was, like, kind of a weenie. Like, I think he's new to stand-up, and he was like so mad when it happened, but then he went out to dinner with them. Ramona was there.

Bronwyn was there. And then he's like, yeah, and I think I'm planning to do another show, and I'm going to have Ebony come and do stand-up, and Heather McDonald was just like, are you fucking kidding me? But just conceptually, like, first of all, so he explained what happened.

He was doing a set but are you sure Ramona was there yes I don't think so they went out for dinner afterwards I listened to the podcast he said Ramona was there and okay this article and Barbara Kay Barbara Kay was there I saw her in the street the other day like stomping down I was um in a cab so like I couldn't say hey Barbara Kay um and Bronwyn and Bronwyn's new girlfriend but I've not seen Ramona but you say he said Bronwyn's new girlfriend wasn't there so this article like obviously did not listen to Juicy Scoop so he said that like they were being so fucking annoying like screaming and he's like trying to get through his nine minutes said he was obviously excited like nine minutes is a lot

and this table just like wouldn't shut the fuck up so shut them up, he said the JCPenney thing, like, sit down, shut up. Yeah. He finally addressed them. And I guess that just gave Ebony this desire to storm the stage, take the microphone, and just go on and on, not being funny, and talking about how you have to respect a black queen. And then on the podcast, the guy was like, I don't know why she said that said that like I didn't even make my go-to black queen joke that's what he said he's like I didn't say anything about like race and I just and then I think like he felt super uncomfortable yeah and he went out for dinner with them afterwards and like he said it was all fine

but like and Heather's right like Heather wasn't letting it go like because conceptually like to heckle someone like you seriously like should never be able to leave your house be the annoying person at a comedy show who's like at the table like being annoying and when this person is like doing stand-up is just a bad trait in general and usually the the comic like will call you out say you're even like on your phone like they will call you out that's part of being at a comedy show to then get up and like take the mic if this was someone who was not famous whatsoever right like it would be the loseriest thing of all it's just not done like it and it is so disrespectful it's so disrespectful like can I first of all and I don't want to jinx but I have not been heckled because the toasters are just great they like I'll be trying to get through a joke and they're

just like wasted like Theo like and you know what and that's really positive but it's so distracting and and I know they're not coming for me in a negative way but I'm like do you know how much I'm trying to remember right now like and you throw Theo and then I get sad I think about my son that I left at home and so it happens to me in a positive way they're just like screaming like Taylor Swift like in the middle of no and it's so distracting so I can only imagine how earth shattering it is when someone's streaming something negative at you right um and also like we know these women they're animals extra like Ramona like they're they have no self-awareness they have no they think that they're really like a list and you know in New York and they are at

these type of events they are are. So I loved, I'm sorry, I loved that Heather like blew this up because it's abhorrent. It's embarrassing. It's abhorrent behavior. Like if you've,

imagine if, you were so nervous to make your speech at Dana's rehearsal dinner. And imagine if someone was like, boo! You suck! Like imagine how embarrassed

you would be. Yeah, and then I told them off and then they came up and took the mic. Yeah, when you're, like, just clearly you have a task to do. Get through your speech. It's just, and if you've, if anyone listening to this podcast has ever heckled someone at a comedy show, I don't care who it is. Like, just know in your soul, like, I literally despise you and I think you're the worst person on the planet. It's the worst top ten thing you could do in this life.

No, and also, she gets on stage, she said it's not about being funny. You're at a comedy show. It's exactly about being funny and you know what you weren't funny no when she got up and now I think she's gonna like launch into some sort of stand-up career which really pissed Heather off yeah so this comedian was like I'm actually gonna put together like another variety show and have Ebony do some minutes which just I think like Heather was like okay this interview I think this guy's trying to be a good sport you know I think this guy's trying to like make a moment out of this moment yeah you know when you're a comedian up and coming i don't think you get a lot of viral moments like that yeah and i think that you know

for the both of them like it's not it's just a really honestly like awkward and embarrassing clip and i think that he's trying to like turn it into a positive thing which is cool yeah but as like fans of housewives and Ebony I'm just this is like it's just disappointing a really bad look you're a public figure like you're supposed to like act like a role model and this is the worst thing you could do ever in a comedy club like it just bothers me a lot yeah I agree now our fifth and final story a little related news Adele a little what it's related oh adele is talking about why she doesn't watch the housewives i know she said my brain will die adele you are completely correct

i just can't what i'm sorry like adele confessed that she's not a real housewives fan and that's not going to change anytime soon she was getting her makeup done by nikki tutorials on youtube i need to watch the whole video yeah she said i know a lot of people love it but I can't my brain will die I can't. She added I don't know who any of them are so I don't feel like I can start from the beginning when it's been on for so long. That's fair. She also said that like Nikki said that the shows are binge worthy but the singer rejected the idea saying I'm not going to lie it doesn't work for me. She said that she gave the Real Housewives of New Jersey a shot but the arguments were a tad too intense for her liking. She said one time I She said that she gave The Real Housewives of New Jersey a shot, but the arguments were a tad too intense for her liking. She said, one time I did watch one episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey

when they were all like literally killing each other, but it was too much. I was like, I can't. I can't watch. She said she would rather watch a wildlife program. She prefers programs that are a bit more educational, and she's not interested in reality TV in general. Okay, like that's fine. I'm not asked about Love Island she said I can't bear that show. Okay I just want to say not everyone

has to watch reality TV that's not what I'm saying but I just think people who take like a moral high ground on it like you're not better because you listen to David Attenborough and I listen to Luann de Lesseps like I just I hate when people like just like look down on reality TV because you know what a lot of it is trash but I like a lot of it and I just hate when people like just like look down on reality TV. Because you know what? A lot of it is trash. But I like a lot of it. And I just hate when people think they're like too good for it. I don't think that she's like looking down on anything. I prefer more education. I think she was asked a question.

And then she's talking about the kind of TV that she does like to watch. It sounded condescending. She was asked a question. And that's the truth. It makes her brain go numb. I know the feeling. And I watch every single. I've seen literally every single episode.

And it's mind-numbing stuff. I didn't like it. I'm sure she only has a certain amount of time on her hands. But like her best friend Jennifer Lawrence loves it. I feel like she has actually a good amount of time on her hands. No, I mean it depends. I think it depends on the year. Yeah, of course.

I think she's had a lot of time the last six years. Now, yes, the last six months, maybe not so much. Right. So it's not like she looks down on people who love it. JLaw loves it that's her BFF it bothered me I I actually felt like yes can someone please say this because like it's true no but everyone says it like that's the overwhelming consensus in our country the reality tv is like trash but it's like some of us like it fuck off like what if I said you know Ozark was you know? It's true that everyone says that. But then you look at the numbers and it's like these housewives get more viewers than

like CNN primetime. 100%. So like we're all watching it. Yeah. So and maybe because we're just so in this world and like everyone that like we know or like just in the toaster world, reality tv is like the bible yeah so for me i'm coming at it from a place of you know it's not as good as we say that it is that's true but i just feel like overwhelming like in our country the sentiment is like reality tv is trash like

people who watch it are dumb and it's like fuck off some of us just like it and it's like not that serious but i think people who say that like unprompted out of nowhere you know like the way that they talk about the kardashians too when it's like nobody fucking asked and like right you go try and make a billion dollar business for each one of your siblings like go let's see how you're doing um that does bother me that bothers me a lot but this just it felt like they were just talking about like tv in general and Adele just shared her opinion like I don't I don't feel like you know she was being one of those people. Do you feel like, you know, Adele's been very selective with her press.

We were talking about that guy who didn't do the assignment for his interview in Australia. She did Oprah. She did these two concerts. And then like this random YouTube video. Well, no, I've been seeing some other stuff too. She did like a Apple Music interview with John Mayer. Oh, I saw that. Serious, yeah.

Yeah, she's been doing some, like, Zoom interviews type things. And then I'm sure she's also trying to, like, do some new age stuff. Yeah, I guess, like, Nikki Tutorials is really, like, a global. Yeah, I'm surprised she hasn't popped on to, like, Armchair Expert yet or, like, Joe Rogan. Oh, totally. She should do one podcast. Yes.

Armchair Expert's a good one. I don't think she would do Joe Rogan. I mean, I think Joe Rogan would be so so great but i feel like she would be better suited she probably like also has met dac shepherd yeah bell and like that would just make sense you know what she could do the morning toast she could but she wouldn't but i think those girls are a little booked and busy yeah um no i would love to see her do a podcast. There are so many that do celebrity, like Conan is always...

Yeah, and honestly, it doesn't need to be the biggest podcast because whatever podcast Adele sits down on will become the biggest podcast. Marc Maron. Marc Maron.

He gets some big guests. Yeah. So, I think she should give us one. Give us one. Morning toast. That'd be so crazy. No, I would love,

if I could choose, I would say Joe Rogan. If I could choose, I would ask for one with a video component. So I guess I would do Joe Rogan as well because I prefer to watch

than listen if I can. Those were the past five stories. I feel as though you needed to know them. Definitely. Yeah, 100%. And we're not done because we've got the TV recap.

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sidetracked with this Mary nonsense I don't know why Jen going to prison has turned into a referendum on Mary like we need to look at everyone's finances and everyone's businesses and everything that everyone else has said like why can't we just have this moment to like talk about this one thing we need to compartmentalize down what's going on with jen and like where we all stand as her friend and as viewers in the show like what and instead it's like no now let's bring up everything everyone's ever said about mary i was so and their logic makes no sense heather was like well we knew stuff about jen so and we didn't say anything and now we know stuff about mary so we have should learn from our lesson from jim i'm not understanding the logic like

there's stuff said about that like someone and one person went to jail doesn't mean, like, everybody's engaged in criminal activity. Like, okay, maybe at worst, like, Mary is... Unethical? Influencing her congregation in a way that is a little unsavory. But that doesn't get you sent to prison, does it? No. No.

So here's where I landed with the episode I was making a lot of progress on Lisa Barlow but like she did she was two-faced like she brought up she literally started the fire of Mary Cosby she got up from that conversation because people weren't going hard enough on Mary Cosby and then she goes down and is so fucking shady like with the presence it's weird no I have been finding myself defending her all season long and like just trying to understand where she might be coming from and when she did that I was like goodbye I seriously can't but then it's like then Mary doesn't care no no but then it's like then Whitney accuses her of like masterminding this whole thing and I don't think Whitney's on the money with her accusations either and I'm like no I don't think

Lisa did all that but like she's definitely guilty of some shit but not what you're saying so I really can't agree with anyone and I now realize that Lisa invited Whitney to Fresh Wolf obviously to get like Cameron to talk to her by the way do you know that Cameron is dead has passed away yes which makes this even like weirder spooky and just to be like all talking about this. And he's like the center of the drama. And now. He's passed away. It's like so incredibly sad. Yeah.

And I don't even think the women realized that a month ago. Lisa filmed with Cameron. And got his story on the show. So she is trying. She is behind this. She's pulling the strings on this whole Mary thing. Yes. I don't know.

Whitney thinks it's like. To come between Whitney and Mary. It's not. And I don't know. If it's that. But we can and Mary it's not and I don't know if it's that I but we can't expect Whitney to really understand what's going on because I don't even understand what's going on with Lisa like how how she can wake up and be so two-faced and then like be so righteous about it too like it's it's mind-blowing but because I find this Mary stuff to be so stupid but I do feel like yes last night's episode like really showed Mary's true

colors and I'm sorry when she called Heather chubby like um that's i draw the line like i officially hate mary cosby um and then she said like a really weird talking about like mexican thugs she was off her fucking rocker god is in her butt she's just delusional and i'm sorry like whether her her church is savory or not a quote-unquote woman of God doesn't call another woman chubby, doesn't make like racial things about Mexicans. Like I just, I really, I cannot stand with Mary anymore. I think she's awful. I agree.

And, but I felt like half the time I was like, I felt just only defensive of Mary just because it's like, this isn't Mary's time. These things have been said for so long. And now all of a sudden we're gonna to bring them up overnight but then the way that she defended herself I was just like nope can't be on your side yeah I was like Lisa can't be on your side and I was on team weather so Whitney and Heather they just like get a little dramatic yeah and they and Whitney like then goes into like baby talking voice and it's like Lisa you

don't like me and I'm like you're not girl. And you could have went home on the plane. No, I would have done the exact same thing. The only thing I would have done differently is I wouldn't have let them leave me on the stoop like that. And then they're going to their PJ. I like find your fucking Valentino bag faster. Get an Uber.

Get an Uber and go sit at the airport and go be out of sight, out of mind. But let me tell you why things are just confusing to me here. Because we're still really not clear on what Mary did. And Heather's just like writing Mary off completely like not wanting to be associated with her but Heather is also probably the only one left in real time now who's like standing with Jen and like saying that she needs a friend right now and she's gonna be that friend for her

and that's what's confusing to me like you have yeah moral superiority like depending on the person no I totally agree knowing where Heather stands now made everything she said last night like even but I don't think we can watch like that like we need to just watch episode by episode because as of last night I was definitely on team Whitney and Heather and you know what Lisa is really bringing Meredith down like because you know what I actually thought Meredith's apology to Mary was... I understood exactly where Meredith was coming from. Of course, she felt like she started it. Yeah, and, like, she shouldn't have said... Like, she...

This all happened to her last season, and at first I, like, wasn't understanding if Meredith, like, wants to explore Mary stuff, and I thought Jenny was so also off the mark when she was like, you don't talk about your friends behind their back, but you hired a private investigator. She stole from her store.

Wait, but I don't think hiring a private investigator is like talking behind someone's back. Like that's just like facts. Jenny's like, sorry, useless. And she's like kind of spineless and she just like follows Lisa. Yeah, no, I was just like, that's your takeaway from here.

That like comparing it to her having a private investigator when like they're just like, no. your takeaway from here. That like comparing it to her having a private investigator when like there is just like, no, it was the messiest episode of anything I've ever seen in my whole life. And of course I still getting off track. I mostly stand with Meredith because I think she is the most sensible in

general. But, um, when it comes to all of this, I'm just like, who, what I have no allegiances anymore. I really felt, felt like we were getting somewhere and now we're getting nowhere, but I agree this, I'm just like, who, what? I have no allegiances anymore. I really felt like we were getting somewhere.

And now we're getting nowhere. But I agree. Like, I'm out on Mary. I'm halfway out on Lisa. I'm going to give her, like, next episode just to try and understand. Yeah. And halfway out on Whitney. And Heather really is just coming off all wrong.

I know. This season. She's just, like, a little all over the place. Like, she has no, like, values. Like, she just. No, she's just. Yeah yeah she just flips so hard in such extreme ways even in like the stuff with her sister like and her previous life like when she was a mormon and she went so hard for mormonism and like and cut out everyone she's an extremist she's an extremist she just goes so hard in the moment for whatever it is that she's feeling in the next day it can be

completely different yeah but it's like take your time relax yeah hacks like and not everything needs to be so extreme no it was extremely messy but my biggest takeaway from the episode was like mary's awful like i can't with her like it was funny for a while but she's actually like an awful person no mary's awful and all i could think about was like when she says little girl little girl and then so leave little girl miss hannigan little girl oh my god she's miss hannigan she's miss hannigan no and i can't even say little girl anymore which is really fresh but i'll be like little girl um so it was like honestly a really dumb boring episode because i was like where is jen like this is so stupid if we didn't have this fight they would have been back in by from Vail by now yeah and we're getting so sidetracked yeah

but I have to tell you that okay so after my show in Toronto I went to Simon and Phil's wedding so I went to the wedding in LA and they had another small wedding in Toronto Simon's Canadian it was just like crazy coincidence and I got like really really drunk and then on my way out like someone was smoking a joint and I was like okay like I don't really smoke a lot of pot I was so high I got home and I started watching coming out Colton Jackie when I tell you I was sobbing like I because you know when like all my inhibitions of like hating Colton and like all the things that like I know about him my guard was down I was crying but I did this is what I want to say only once you watch any of it sober no I don't and I oh yeah no I didn't and I watched like the first two episodes where he just is like basically coming out to everyone and I do feel

like it's bizarre that like he's like having these conversations like with his parents and a camera crew and a camera crew yeah like there were, okay, like his best friend from home, whatever, this girl, sure, film it. But like your dad, very weird. Like it's giving thirst monster. Like it's really bizarre. It's insanely thirst monster. I watched the trailer and I'm not going to lie, it did look very compelling. Yeah, you know, like I hate Colton.

Like he aggressively stalked his ex-girlfriend, put a tracking device on his car. And I don't think that like coming out is an excuse for bad behavior because it's just not but the stuff that he's gone through as a person who's struggling with their sexuality like he did say he did try to kill himself like it was very it was moving I'm sorry like it really wasn't I know everyone hates him it was very it was moving I can imagine the show is moving and i think he addresses a lot of the cassie stuff he tries to go head on but like people just are not happy no but no one even wants to give him that chance and like he shouldn't have this platform this show on netflix so that everyone

you know the other people get free form and colton's on netflix and he's like and he's the one who's committing crimes against like i understand the outrage i feel like maybe if people watch the show which I didn't but I found the trailer to be very compelling and long so I feel like I was there yeah then maybe they would turn a corner on him a little bit but I don't think anybody wants no one's giving him a chance no one's giving him the corner to turn no one's interested in giving out corners no but I did watch also love hard so I watched the whole thing and then i had 20 minutes left when i got back from the wedding and i was really high and i don't really remember how it happens but spoiler alert it's

not that big of a spoiler oh my god i can't almost call her victoria justice they look so much like her nina jobrev and that guy ended up together which like what they didn't have any romantic connection like he obviously liked her but she like didn't even see any romantic connection. Like, he obviously liked her, but she, like, didn't even see him. I thought the movie was great. Let me say a few things. They really. When she sees him on the dating app at the end, when he's, like, made his profile. Oh, yeah. That's when a tear came to my eye.

That was really sweet. I forgot about that. Oh, my God. I was literally, like, chills. He was such a cutie. No, and honestly, he was too good for her. Couldn't agree more. Too good for her.

So smart. She was the worst. She was the worst. She was the worst. So fucking shallow. Shallow. Like when she was just going, running around town like a big dope, trying to make herself cool for Paxton Hall-Yashida.

He's from, the guy who plays the cute one. Tag. Tag is from, his name is Paxton Hall-Yashida in some other TV show. Oh, okay. That's why I called him that. I never saw him before. I thought that was his real name. He's super cute.

I was like, this girl's the biggest loser I've ever met in my life. Like the ice luge-ing and the rock climbing. I'm like, her character was the biggest loser. she was physically catfished by Josh and now she's emotionally catfishing Tag.

Like when will this girl learn? And she's also a dating expert? No thanks. Yeah. Keep your advice to yourself. But, I have a bone to pick with netflix because they really teased heather in that fucking trailer she was hands down the best part of the movie

when she's pouring scotch into her mug and then her phone ring she's like oh honey i gotta go it's my sponsor i she was so good she was so good and we got nothing from her. Like, we needed more. No, she needed to fly out to Lake Placid. Yes. Or even at the end for the engagement party. Yes. Wrap it up. I agree. It wasn't enough.

And in the trailer, like, they're showing you the setup for the movie. And so, like, the best friend is very much a part of the setup. But then it just wasn't enough. Heather, considering she was so funny. A star. A star. Like, you know what she was giving me? Tiffany Haddish in Girls Trip where

it was like this random movie that launched her career like Heather was so funny like I just loved seeing her act I've never seen her act before me too so the movie was oh and I guess I didn't put together that the movie's called Love Hard because like love actually die hard yep stupid um so there were things about it I liked things about it I didn't like, just Nina Dobrev in general. But it was cute. I don't think they really should have ended up together though.

They had no chemistry. Yeah, that's what Olivia said when we watched it. But she thought like someone else was going to come out of the... I was like, who is the winner here? Like I couldn't... No, I figured... You know what?

She really needed to work on herself. She did. I figured that they would end up together, but I thought he was way too good for her and that he could do so much better. You're right. When his profile came up and he had like his smile

and he took his glasses off, I was crying. That was so cute. And he had like answer to the questions and he was just like being himself. It was so cute. Honestly, like he needed to leave this toxic woman behind him.

Yeah, they're not going to go far as a couple. Yeah, but it was a good movie but also didn't it make you think of the idea of catfishing differently yes because like there was no reason he was such a nice guy okay so you trust this guy enough to stay in his basement with him but like you're not gonna give him a chance why because he's not your traditional like hunk you're shallow no and it's like you guys had such a good connection you connected on so many levels and even like by day two or three like you guys are laughing at the same things it's very clear that like you have this you got over it emotional connection why so shallow shallow shallow how shallow nina we need a shallow how

like remake even though maybe it's just perfect the way it is so i don't know it just made me think of like neve and the whole cap it should never differently i'm like why can't you guys just love each other blind right no that's true i see that for you next thing um so yeah that's the tv recap right anything else that is no i've just been reading um most of the weekend i didn't oh i finished uh i caught up on dynasty oh wow i'm like i just needed like in a a moose boosh like some good looks and it's such a good show to just like fall asleep to and this season was crazier than ever and the way that it ended was just shocking I'm not going to give away any spoilers that's so dynasty it's so dynasty but it's just like so funny it's like a

gorgeous show to watch it's a gorgeous show to watch and I just I mean Fallon and Liam do stumble upon some hard times and. I'm over that. They're the backbone of this show. And so that cuts me to the core. Yeah. And I just feel like they're so perfect for each other that the narrative doesn't work in a way where they don't end up together. Good.

I hate when they do that shit. But they definitely go through it. But it's okay. I think it will turn out fine. Okay. So that is our show. Our show. Our show. Ours.

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