The Toast - S4 Ep210: Menstruation in Space: Tuesday, December 7th, 2021

Episode Date: December 7, 2021

Little Mix Announces They'll Be 'Taking a Break' Netflix announces comedy festival (NY Post) Khloe Kardashian clarifies Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott's relationship status Michael Strahan Reveals the Personal Items He's Bringing to Space on Blue Origin Flight (PEOPLE) Tayshia Adams Breaks Silence on Zac Clark Split, Walks Off 'Men Tell All' Stage: 'I'm Heartbroken' (US Weekly) Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning Millennials! Welcome back to The Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone had a splendid, wonderful, rejuvenating Monday. I think everyone did. From what I was seeing, everyone seems to be splendid, wonderful, and rejuvenating. I think that we're speaking for ourselves as well. Yes. And now it's a wonderful Tuesday, also known as Doosday, because Duke Dadu is in the building and I plan on LARPing with him all show long. LARP, LARP, LARP. If that bothers you, sorry. I can't help it. I know. If you knew, do, then you wouldn't know what it's like to lose yourself in a LARP. But you don't. LARP, I recently learned, means... Oh, did

we not talk about this on the main show? We talked about it on the Patreon. Oh, right, right, right. Because someone like accused me... Of LARPPing of LARPing with the dogs and so I said that to Claudia because I didn't really know what LARPing was and she told me that it's live action role play and yeah no that's exactly what I do isn't it nice to have a word now like associated with who you are as a person a hundred percent it's like clarity I feel seen 100 and you love to see it you do love to see it, it was a rejuvenating day. Like, I did something I don't think I've done in five years. I slept the entire day.

My body is just, you don't understand, I laid in bed for two years straight, and then I had five back-to-back days with 10,000 steps. Like, that's just not how I work. Yeah. So my body's in shock. And when I got back from the toast yesterday, I had so much to do. I passed out. I couldn't even keep my eyes open. I was just dead. I still don't feel like a hundred percent bounce back. No, I mean,

it takes time. You have to listen to your body. I'm trying. Keenly. Keenly. And what was your body saying? We're tired. Please stop moving. Please stop. And I said, man, I understand. I don't want this any more than you do. Yeah. So you, you took the time. I feel like I actually might sleep the whole day again today. Like I know I sound dramatic for someone who literally worked for five days, but it's so laborious on your body, like the traveling and then like the mental anguish of like being in front of people and then the actual doing stand up for an hour. Like it's and then flying out the next day. Like it was.

And then I also went to a wedding. Like it's actually so hard on your body. So especially when your body looks like mine. So I'm very much enjoying this two-week period but this also is just like the busiest week you know everyone I know who like lives in LA is in New York I have like so many holiday parties this week I'm just not ready how nice for you so many parties I don't mean to rub it parties parties parties no it is a two-week grind over here and sometimes self-care looks like sleeping in the whole day I know you know and sometimes self-care looks like sleeping in the

whole day I know you know and I just feel I felt like I woke up I felt so guilty like I had so many emails like I didn't answer any of them I'm just like I need a break like I know well we have break coming up which is gonna be really nice so you just gotta rise and grind for the next two weeks and we told everyone right our last show of the year, Morning Show season four. Four. Wraps. On December 17th. So, yeah, that's crazy. Whenever we, like, come to the end of a year and we, like, wrap up our season, it blows my mind that we've been doing this for four years and then two years before that.

Yeah. Like, we're going in our fifth season. We're going into our fifth season, which is so exciting. Mm-hmm. I love a new season. Me too. Like, I have, like, a new enthusiasm, a new outlook. Mm-hmm. Whenever I come back from a vacation, like, I literally like I have like a new enthusiasm a new outlook whenever I come back from a vacation like I literally think I'm in a movie like I'm a different person yeah I mean you can

be anyone that you want to be that's so true so and everything is just so festive this time of year it's like even though we're rising and we're grinding like there's lights up on the trees like even in the streets you know it's just a nice time it is of year and the weather is like today's really chilly but it's like gorgeous like gorgeously chilly for the last few weeks chilly yum oh it might be a chilly day I need a break from chili yeah I was making I was going too hard too often and even though a chili sounds delicious right now I can't deal with a fridge full of chili again I No, I fully understand. I'm up to here.

I fully understand. With chili. Maybe I should try something else. Or a new chili recipe. I know. Chili's just so fucking good. It's so fucking good. You know what we should do?

You should make a chili for me, and I should make a chili for you. That way we have, like... Well, the thing is, like, I don't really make chili. Ben does. Yeah. And the one time I made it, like, he told me exactly what to do over FaceTime. It's just like, I just want a bowl of chili, not a fucking vat. Yeah, no, but, like, once you make it, like, you've got to make leftovers. Of course.

What's the point? No, totally. That's the beauty of a chili. Chili is low-key toxic. Like, such a vicious cycle. It is. We have an amazing show because it's Tuesday, which means we have dear toasters in addition to the gorgeous Fast Five stories that you need to know.

And I'm ready to just like change people's lives with our advice. I really am. I am too. And I'm ready to dive right in because we have a lot to talk about. There's one story in particular that we should have been mentioned yesterday, but I guess I'm just, you know, blocking it out. You'll know when we say it. And so I think without further ado, we could jump right in.

I don't have any other life updates other than just enjoying the rose code. Other than the fact that you're pregnant and can't do anything. Right. I was reading all day yesterday and the book is really good. So thank you to everyone who recommended it.

I'm glad. Without further ado, it is time for the fast-fire stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by the HydroJug. Seriously, one of our new favorite items.

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10% off today and start hydrating. Love it. Okay. Our first story, some sad news that emerged this weekend, but I want to break it down with you guys and let you know that it's going to be okay. Little Mix is taking a break. I know. So Little Mix put out a statement like out of nowhere. Nobody asked for this. Nobody was questioning anything. Nobody was worried about them. And all of a sudden they said, we wanted to let you all know that after the Confetti Tour in April, May next year,

we are going to be taking a break from Little Mix. It's been 10 amazing years, a wonderful nonstop adventure, and we feel the time is right to take a break so we can recharge and work on some other projects. We can't thank you enough for your love and never-ending support since the beginning we love you all so much we are not splitting up little mix is here to stay we have plans for more music tours and performances in the future we've made so many incredible memories with you all and we can't wait to make so many more we're sisters and we'll always have each other and you the fans in our lives little mixes forever see you on tour jade leanne and perry okay i think we should break this down for

a multitude of reasons first of all i do like that they said we're not breaking up but there's some other worrisome facts in this like we want to pursue other projects that means like maybe one of them has a lot of success with a solo career and doesn't want to come back even though she intends to right now yeah it sounds like a the one direction hiatus they're still technically on hiatus okay and that was after a member left I know it definitely feels like it's mirroring one direction but I'm gonna give you mixers all the reasons why we shouldn't panic yet first of all they did say that they're not splitting up second of all two of the ladies are new moms so like of course they need a break the only thing that's weird to me is like,

why can't they just take a break without announcing that they're taking a break? The announcement makes it feel weird. Plenty of artists don't put out music for years at a time. So the announcement is weird. Cause like, I would hope that the ladies want to take a break. Would take time off.

And when it comes to solo projects, I don't think that that's why they're taking a break. Because I do think that for the new moms, like they're to work less not more and like yeah why would you want to start like building up a whole new solo career when you have a great thing going does yes and maybe she'll do like she'll be on some songs while the other girls are home and and that works for me but I think I really really truly believe that like they love each other I think they love being little mixed I don't feel like it's a fifth harmony or one direction situation where there is one person who's always

been waiting to be a solo artist no I completely agree these three they're they're in harmony together I couldn't if you if I had to say who would have the biggest solo career out of the three that are left I really wouldn't know I mean if I had to say I might say Perry only because of all the Zayn stuff in my opinion she's the most famous one at least in America. Okay but like is she the most talented? No together. I agree. Better together. They're really one third. They all pull their weight and with Jessie leaving and like going on her solo career like I don't think that it's tempting them to do the same. I don't think it's going. It's a flop central and nobody wants to be that. Right. So I believe we have every reason to be hopeful, to be optimistic.

I think that they will come back. And other projects could also mean like movies, you know. So I'm not, I would, I would be more alarmed if they didn't take a break after like 10 years of bangers and now two kids. Yes, I agree. I'm not that worried but just if history has taught us anything it's not to be we're not totally in the clear. No but like everything about the messaging even like their new song Between Us is about them as a band like nothing comes between us and it's such a good song and they use that as the soundtrack for the video that they posted and then they sang it on the Graham Norton show and they were all like crying and hugging at the end.

Like I... Crying and hugging does not bode well. No, because they're gonna, because they love it. They love it so much. They were like, I feel good about Little Mix. And also like I could use a break from Little Mix. Like they've been my top artists year after year. And like I can, we can take a break.

Expand. Yeah. Diversify the catalog. Yeah. I'm good with a break from them. By the way, anyone who wants can take a break expand yeah diversify the catalog yeah I'm good with a break from them by the way anyone who wants to take a break an actual break like I will always encourage mental health being in the spotlight is so taxing I fully encourage people to take breaks we should normalize taking more breaks but break is often a euphemism even when Jessie first left the band she said she was taking a mental health break. And we were like, please go forth, prosper.

And then, of course, that's not what it was. So we have been burned so many times. That we're just skeptical. Yeah. I think that's fair. But I am not as skeptical as I could be. Also, which is weird timing, BTS announced that they're also taking a break.

But they were like, we're tired. Like, they were also very clear about what it is. They're like, we're not breaking up. Like, we're exhausted. Why do bands feel the need to let us know when they need... Announce. When they're having a break in between albums? Like, that's so normal.

Right, no, it's like, you're PTO. Yeah. No, I agree. It's always the announcement that gives us, like, the willy-nillies. A hundred percent. Yeah. No I agree. It's always the announcement that gives us like the willy-nillies. A hundred percent. Yeah. So I do feel like some bands when someone leaves it tears them apart. Like Fifth Harmony without Camila Cabello is just a bunch of I'm sorry like except for Normani. Average performers like hanging out. It's like a cover band. So that made sense. When Zayn left One Direction I think they were better without him.

Like, I didn't think they needed him to be what they were. And the same goes for Jessie. Like, I actually think her leaving might have even made the band better. So I don't think it's one of those situations where someone leaves and it tears apart the whole band like it did Fifth Harmony. I just feel like with One Direction, like, you could always feel them, like, bursting at the seams. Like, they don't want to be these, like, boy banders, teeny boppers. You know, Harry Styles, like, is Mick Jagger, and he's got to go do his own thing. Like that feel natural. But I feel like for Little Mix, like the band is really where they are in their lives.

It's a reflection of who they are. I don't feel like they're like putting on. They're tied to the band in a way that they hate. Yeah. I agree. And that they're like, you know, it's they go on stage and they have to pretend to be people that they're not. I think they get to be fully creative exactly how they want to be, the songs that they want to make, the songs they want to sing. I agree. I think that they're creatively fulfilled by the band. Whereas like One Direction,

they were just like, we are turning up hit after hit, like a hit, right. That they didn't like hit factory. Yeah. Such good music, such good music, but the best set I was ever created. I think they were like embarrassed to be performing it, which is embarrassing for them. Yeah. I agree. Like you need to work on yourself if you feel embarrassed by some of those unbelievable hits made in the AM. Bop, bop, bop. It was bop after bop after bop after bop. And I just, it actually makes sense now that they broke up because a band that good making

songs that were only better than the next, really, it's not sustainable. It can't last forever. So it makes sense. Yeah, but that's not even why they broke up. They didn't even, I think they thought the songs were bad. No, they thought their music was trash and and I think like as a society people probably unless you're like a directioner you probably like oh one direction boy band they don't even know they don't the music that was made in those like five years I think is some of

the best pop music to ever grace the earth and I'm not being like dramatic I'm being dead fucking serious I totally agree with you and I actually feel like they're never going to come to that pop music to ever grace the earth and i'm not being like dramatic i'm being dead fucking serious i totally agree with you and i actually feel like they're never going to come to that conclusion because harry has had so much success solo so has nile like really all of them have so they know actually i would argue that only two of them have zane's solo career is flop central oh i wasn't even thinking about zane i'm talking about the four who like lewis is like but he doesn't work features yeah no he doesn't i think and liam is always like no i'm song on the chart no i think as a feature liam and lewis are like i think irrelevant lewis is the most irrelevant

but i think he's tied for last with uh liam liam no liam is just like always because i know lewis has gone through a lot of personal things in the last few years so the fact that his career is not like number one priority makes a lot of sense like he's dealing with a lot got it okay well whatever i think the worst of all the solo careers has to be zane because he tried just as hard as the rest of them but failed the worst really like that most recent album pillows no no jaggy that was like a million years ago that was like right after he left and he did some good shit with with taylor but then he put out this album most recently and he had like this van going around new york city

it was so sad it's called like nobody's listening which was so ironic because nobody was listening i couldn't name one song off the album it's like flop flop flop so i think of all their solo careers like his was probably the worst interesting but also because he made the biggest stink about it, right? Yeah Okay, so what can oh sorry one more thing like when we analyze the solo careers What I didn't see coming from the solo careers was like Niall being really close to the best one Obviously no one beats Harry, but Niall looks like way up there. Niall is nothing to smirk about a hundred percent It is I saw him in concert. He underratedly has so many bops. He does. I feel like he still shows up to the hit factory

and asks for music. You know what? Maybe he's the only one in the band with any taste. A hundred percent. He's like, let me in. I want, I want back at the hit factory. His music is so good. Yeah, no, I agree. But it's very Hit Factory vibe. That's why it's good. Which is why it's good. Okay. We'll let you know if Little Mix, you know, gives us any more signals. But I would say for now, mixers remain calm.

No cause for alarm. Yeah. They've been through a lot as a band. Yeah. So I'm so here for it. If it is what it is. If it is what it seems. Our next story.

Some fun comedy news netflix announces a comedy festival called netflix is a joke it will be an 11-day festival held in los angeles in 2022 where over 130 comedians will perform a live festival or like on the tv like in person i in person like they're gonna perform at but it's also it kind of reminds me of like new york city Comedy Festival where it's just like comedy shows all around town over the course of a month that are just billed under New York City Comedy Festival. There are a lot of comedy festivals that like are billed as a festival, but it's like there's

no unity. They're just like a bunch of random shows during the same four weeks. When I hear there's an 11-day comedy festival, I'm like, oh my god, people are going to be sleeping in the desert for 11 days listening to comedy. But it's not that. No. It's like 25 Hollywood landmarks, such as the Greek Theater, the Hollywood Bowl, Dodger Stadium, and the Crypto.com Arena. Oh my god, first comedy show at the Crypto.com Arena. We'll have all these comedians, including Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Gabriel Iglesias, John Mulaney, Amy Schumer, Ali Wong, Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari, Chelsea Handler, Chris Rock, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Ellen DeGeneres.

Enough with David Letterman. I'm about to start. Jerry Seinfeld, Pete Davidson, Ray Romano, more. That sounds very good, like a good lineup. And I'm sure they're filming it and it will be on Netflix. Yeah, it'll be 11 specials or however many people you just named. 25, I think you said. 130 total.

Oh, maybe not everyone's getting a special. But I just. Maybe some are going to get like, to get like. Variety, yeah. A variety show. I just want to hark back to what I was saying about a minute ago. I've really had enough of Dave, no, David Letterman. I never found you funny. I never found you funny.

I never found you interesting. And I just feel like we've got to let it go. Like we're living in a different time and David Letterman's like brand of like loser comedy. I just don't think it's cutting it anymore. And like when you see all these clips from his old show of how evil he used to be, like, I'm sorry, why haven't you been canceled yet?

Yeah. Not, I'm slowly becoming very pro cancel culture no but it's like cancel culture should just it's selective and it shouldn't be no yeah if it's gonna if it's gonna exist which it does it's roaring through town then everyone should get it all on equal footing yeah and so David Letterman like you are on my list you need to be canceled especially egregiously, because you're not funny. Like, you had Kim Kardashian for an hour and you thought it would be funny to take her to CBS. Like, please. No, and didn't ask her one new question that the true fans haven't known the answer to. Yeah, and, like, thank God for her ebullience, talent, and radiance for making that hour so interesting

because God knows it wasn't the bearded lady, David Letterman. Yeah, we know you're not about. No, I just, I just feel like he got so famous. I've said this before. He got so famous, so successful,

like at the biggest show on television in a time where he was like one of three people who was up for it. Like straight white man. Like you're just not funny anymore. Now that like everyone has a platform, you know, with the internet and everything. Yeah.

So that's what I feel. And I'm the president of his hater club, like a hundred percent. No, we know next time I'll just skip over his hater club like 100% no we know next time I'll just skip over his name no it's very triggering I don't know how many times you can hear the David Letterman rant it's like enough like oh my god everyone on that list like I'd love love to see it yeah and I'm sure there'll be a lot of like up-and-coming comedians if it is 130

right you know and and they'll be batched together. So it could be a great platform to discover new comedy. Fabulous. But enough with the David Letterman. Okay. Okay. So we won't be watching that. No, but that sounds cool. It does.

It was supposed to happen last year, but then the pandemic. Because, you know, it sounded familiar when you started reading the headline. Yeah. But now it's here. So if you, you know, happen to catch any shows, but it's also just like going to a comedy show. Right. I don't think it's the type of festival that you fly to. It's like, oh, if you live in LA, there happened to be a lot of shows that month. Yeah. No, exactly.

But just they're under the belt. Unrelated. Of Netflix. Yeah. They're all related to each other. Yeah. No, I have done two comedy festivals. Right. One of them was Minneapolis Comedy Festival, which I don't think it's like really got its legs yet. And then I did Just for Laughs, which is a legit one. And I was very proud of that. Yeah exactly so very exciting for the comedy world. I like that. I like that Netflix is taking things IRL. Are you ready for our next story? A little clarification. If it's a clarification that's brought to you by BetterHelp. Is there something interfering with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals? BetterHelp will assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist where you'll be matched with a therapist in under 48 hours. BetterHelp will assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist where you'll be matched with a therapist in under 48 hours.

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is 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com slash toast. Great. Now, Khloe Kardashian is clarifying Kylie and Travis's relationship status. Khloe commented on a TikTok about the W magazine spread which the spread said that they were not a couple under the sheets but they haven't they are not a couple Chloe commented saying quote wow I don't know why this magazine would write this but they are very much a couple this is the messiest thing ever if because if you're on the cover of a magazine and there's a whole article inside about you that's because you sat down with an interviewer and they got all this information firsthand from

you so I'm very confused it wasn't speculation by W Magazine because you sit down with with a couple and they talk to you right so did they make it up did Kylie say it I'm extremely confused I'm extremely confused I can't believe like TMZ was so on the money this is just like another point in TMZ's column that it's like okay I'm gonna give credence I'm gonna refer to them on all things Kardashian at least yeah at least like the next time the whole thing is so I don't understand it me neither how do we get here I don't know this is so messy like they really did you know that they're together like that's the takeaway here but what the fuck yeah like that's the takeaway here but what the fuck yeah what like so an article that was literally out for two days is already irrelevant yeah no this is so embarrassing for w magazine yeah good

for them no one's seeing it they probably just put all these errors in like totally fuck it um is it a story about travis's legal situation no so know, there's all these lawsuits against him and his official defense is like claiming absolutely no responsibility for anything that went on at the festival. And people are obviously really offended by that. Yeah. I guess it's like a legal defense.

So he's just trying to like bear no legal responsibility. But obviously you are responsible. Yeah. That's. But it just makes him look even worse if we didn't think that was possible. Yes. And also in more legal news,

Jesse took the stand yesterday. And said that the two people said, this is MAGA country. And today he's being cross... Examined. Examined. So hopefully, you know, the real questions will be asked

and we'll have some updates tomorrow. Now that is a court case I would be very interested in sitting in on. Of course. We had to like watch him do all these interviews. But it's also like to be an actor on the stand. I know that's what we were just talking about. Oh, did you watch the Alec Baldwin interview?

I did not. I don't, I'm not, I'm not. Okay, I watched it. Okay. And I think I just stand firm in, in what I've said previously. He said he didn't pull the trigger. We got no clarification on the interview of, like, how exactly a woman died.

We got a lot about what Alec was feeling and how much Alec loves making a motion picture. We got a lot of that. It's clear that I do think this situation has really fucked with him and so I don't I still stand behind what I said like it's was a horrible horrible accident that I don't think Alec Baldwin was responsible for but he could be doing a hell of a lot better job publicly at being more respectful for the woman who lost her life so what's the point of the interview unclear so then and if he's really I mean I would imagine if something like this happens like it's incredibly mentally disturbing. Right. What are you doing in an interview? He's really unwell. That nobody asked for and you're still not giving answers. You're giving no answers you're really like making the

whole thing about yourself even though he said at the beginning like I don't want to make this I'm not the victim here and I was like oh good so then victim mentality like stop putting yourself at the center of everything I just didn't the interview did nothing for me except double down my feelings on thinking like I wish he didn't do this I wish he would act appropriately him and his whole family like need to calm down a little bit take some time out of the spotlight stop doing interviews stop pulling over on the side of the road to talk to TMZ because you're just making yourself look bad and it's hella disrespectful to the family of the woman who lost her life. And like he says that he's going through all this mental anguish but then he acts in a

manner that doesn't represent that and so of course. No actually he acts like he is losing his mind. Like he really does. He needs to stop. Like I really find I'm struggling between like feeling bad for him like oh my god what a horrible thing to go through but then also like really just having empathy for the person who lost their life the person who was shot their family and like having to watch Alec Baldwin like make this whole thing about himself yeah so I don't think it was a wise PR move I don't think one thing he's done since this incident

has been wise I didn't see anything that came out of the interview that made me feel compelled to watch it because it because it still felt like no answers and just like this man crying. The most compelling thing was that he says he didn't pull the trigger. Right.

Which like makes no sense. Right. No, no, no. But then just explain like so how it went off then. Right. He doesn't know so stop doing an interview

when you have no information and let the police do their job. Yeah. Agreed. Okay. Our next story is a little space news. A little Spachemin. Did you know that Michael Strahan is going to space in a little spachemin did you know that michael

strahan is going to space in a few days i did know that and he's revealing the personal items that he's bringing to space like some sentimental items he can only bring three pounds worth of personal belongings so he chose very carefully now here's what he's bringing into space things that mean a lot to him and then you can say like these things it's gonna be a jersey no it's really like really sentimental okay and then you can say like these things. Is it going to be a jersey? No it's really like really sentimental. Okay. And then you can say like these things were in space. So he's going to take along 12 shell casings from the 12 gun salute performed at his father's funeral. Wow. His Super Bowl ring. His pro football hall of fame ring of excellence and two watches. Wow. A pocket. Watches are heavy. Yeah no A pocket watch that belonged to his maternal grandfather.

A rare timepiece with a celestial face and a moon phase function. Okay. A lot of watches. Watches, yeah. And he'll also bring up a pearl necklace from his girlfriend's late grandmother. Oh, that's so sweet. So, so sweet. Not to make everything about myself, but then I'm thinking, like, what would I bring? Of course.

I have nothing of value. It's like sentimental value, value like in my home. Well you would, I think you would bring some toast merch. Oh it'd have to be really light. I'd bring a toast pop socket. Yeah and I would also bring I think a little podcasting equipment, podcasting from space. No of course no. Okay I can think of a million things from my business but like I don't really have like, like if I had like something from daddy,

like I don't have anything, what would I bring? Yeah. I guess I'd have like a watch. Yeah, you have to think about it no but see like it's nice Michael Strahan like keeps things like I don't have anything yeah I'm trying to think like any awards you could bring your um you won that gift of life yes I could also bring my shorty award I once won from a fan number one and she made Jackie like a full-blown oh fuck I forgot to bring you something I was wondering if the gifts were starting up again from your tour I got a bunch of gifts on tour which I loved but someone came to a show and she was like this is my aunt

Sue and aunt Sue was so fucking cute and she's like I'm the oldest person here I'm like literally every person over the age of 30 says that like you're not the oldest person here she's like well I'm a librarian and I have a gift for Jackie and it was so cute she gave his envelope and I'm like literally every person over the age of 30 says that like you're not the oldest person here she's like well I'm a librarian then I have a gift for Jackie and it was so cute she gave this envelope and I did like rifle through it before I threw it in my suitcase um and she told me she had a book a list of books that she thinks you would like during the rest of your pregnancy and just like for the future because she feels like you guys have really similar um just vibes when it comes to reading and then a little baby gift it It was a little bib. It was so cute. I have it at the house.

I'll bring it for you tomorrow. You told me about Aunt Sue when you were on the road and I'm so excited for her letter. That was so, it was such a thoughtful gift. I was like going to cry. That's, Claudia, that's so beautiful. I know. Wow.

So any other gifts that you got this weekend that you would bring to space? You know, I get a lot of custom tumblers. Like, you know, we have this one at SeanMorningToast.com. And the girls got a drink. And someone gave me like Theo's mom, Theo's dad. Really cute. I have a lot of custom tumblers like you know we have this one at shop morning toast.com and the girl's got a drink and someone gave me like Theo's mom Theo's dad really cute I have a lot of cups you could bring a lock of Theo's hair to space oh well Theo weighs about 20 pounds you go on a strict diet here's the thing if I lost 20 pounds do you think they would let me bring Theo to space

that's so interesting I wouldn't do it. You wouldn't give up part of yourself. No. For Dew. I mean, Dew is definitely worth my FUPA. Dew probably weighs the same amount as my FUPA. Yeah, no, it's so interesting. It makes you think. Like, maybe a piece of jewelry.

Yeah, it makes you think. But I also can't believe Michael Strahan's going to space in a few days, and then he's going to come back having been a spaceman. Which one is he going with, Ian? Blue Origin. Is that Jeff? I think that's Jeff. I think it's jeff too i had just recently heard about this and i thought it was very cool you know it's so funny michael strahan is just like the most popular guy like loved no like anytime there's like an opportunity like whether it's television space they're like who's someone that everyone likes and it's like michael strand you

know he must be just like a lovely guy personally because people just want to give him these opportunities you know he must be just like nice yeah I'm sure he's a pleasure to go to space with he's a pleasure so and if and maybe this will be a trend of like other celebs is he doing the one like the 25 minute yeah I mean I don't think he's moving up there I think it will just be like a popping in and out, say you've been to space. That's cool. He must be so nervous. I mean, yeah. What kind of prep do you think you have to do for your body?

I think a lot. I watched a trailer for a space documentary, and there's a lot of things. Oh, a trailer, wow. Yeah, just a trailer, and it just taught me that there's a lot that goes into going to space. Yeah. And you have to learn. Well, I mean, if it's the 25-minute ride, probably not. Maybe not the whole thing.

Maybe he could hold his bladder. Yeah. But you do have to learn how to pee and poop poop in space and all these things pooping in space must be so weird like the second the poop comes out of your butt like it goes floating above your head I think you have to poop into like a cylinder a tube or a bag or something smelly stressful yeah being an astronaut's like all fun and games until you have to take a dump oh I know like being an astronaut's all fun and games until you have to take a dump. Oh, I know. Like being an astronaut's all fun and games until you get your period.

Yeah. And I think also for women, it's much harder to pee in space than it is for men. Oh, 100%. Just like on a road trip. Any road trip. Just like literally life day to day. Yeah.

You know, there's a lot of personal hygiene things I don't think I can get on board with. How do you put a tampon in space without it like floating away? Yeah. I think maybe if you're on your period, you can't go, which is just like misogynistic. Yeah. Or you could as part of space prep, like, you know, get on some sort of cycle. No, there's like a there's a thing on TikTok. Remember when NASA sent a woman to space for

only six days with 100 tampons? They sent a woman to space with 100 tampons for six days I have to be honest like that's a little extreme but like that's what I would need if I was going to space on my period no I would be so uncomfortable with every time I put in a tampon it's like oh gotta take it out put in another one yeah no because it's constantly defying gravity and you know what does your period flow down if you're in space? That's true. I feel like it would come out your throat. Because of gravity.

That's disgusting. I'm crying. It's something to think about. We need to have a space, a female space expert. We really do to ask these tough questions. Yes. But it's very much a thing. I think people have asked these questions because I've seen like, you know, things that are fun. Fun facts about women in space. But you could also, you know, like get on birth control or something and make sure that you're not going to have your period in space. Yeah. No, it's just like there's too many. I have too many bodily issues to really take the chance and go to space. Like what if I react weird to some space food and like have diarrhea, you know?

Yeah. I just am not comfortable with that. And then you're like with other people. Well, I'm sure you have to train your body to space food before you go. Right, right, right. You know, they think about those things. Yeah, that's true. So, yeah.

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nearly one year after the proposal between the two of them aired. So Caitlyn noted that Tayshia wasn't wearing her engagement ring. Tayshia said, quote, all I have to say is that I'm heartbroken, but we really tried hard, and I still love him very much, and I'm not sure what the future holds. You know how it is. It's really tough. Caitlin responded, I sadly do know how it is.

It's really hard, but we're here for you and obviously want you to be happy. Then Tayshia walked off while they brought on one of the suitors. Michelle. She just, like, needed a minute. And then she came back and joined the show. Because they are the hosts. Right, right, right. Which I didn't even. This is their final time, right?

I didn't even put together that we were going to see her and she was going to have to address this. Me too. Because I'm so, like, not in on what's going on in Bachelor Nation. I just love Tayshia. I don't know what happened in the relationship, but I'm 100% on her side. And, yeah, this is sad but like I just want her to get over it so we can start like shipping her with other people yeah I think it's gonna take some time and I'm sure like having to go on live tv like two is like annoying to talk about it when you're probably not even ready yeah and I

don't know what and it also feels like maybe this is just me being hopeful but like maybe they could get back together you never you we don't know what happened between them so maybe it's just like things weren't working they needed a break yeah that's possible but just like a little mix sometimes break is not good yeah but also sometimes if you're announcing your break like that's that's the final right I think that if you were really just actually taking like a month off from each other just to see where you land you wouldn't make the full announcement and stop wearing your engagement ring not when so many people have so much invested in your relationship or your band.

Right. Or your band. So just love to Tayshia. Die for her. Yeah. Hope she's doing well. I'm sure she is. Me as well.

And if you want more Bachelorette content, head over to The Snatchler. She has a new episode of The Snatchlerette. Men tell all. Up now. And you get to catch up with The Snitch, which is such a fun thing to do it's so exciting the life of snitch the life of that would be her reality show name yeah and then everyone would be tweeting about it t-l-o-s t-l-o-s and log um okay well those were the past five and i definitely feel as though you

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Wonderful. All right. Dear Toasters. Dear Claudia, Jackie, Theo, Little little bibbit and bruno long-time listener first time writing in i'm writing in for my friend who's about to get married in eight months she's having a quick engagement because her fiance has a job where he's where he's gone for weeks at a time i don't think eight months is a quick me neither i think it's a perfect amount of time she asked one of her friends to be made of honor i'm a bridesmaid but her friend currently

lives in new york city and we live in the south where the wedding is this has caused some logistic issues for planning wedding stuff already even worse she hasn't been available to help my friend plan her wedding because she has a really busy job two of the bridesmaids are lawyers including myself and we all have busy jobs so that's annoying to me my friend has been my friend has been relying on the other bridesmaids who live in the same city to help her plan everything my friend's fiance is out of town for her job and she feels like she has to plan everything. My friend's fiance is out of town for her job, and she feels like she has to plan this wedding on her own, and her maid of honor has essentially left her high and dry.

I think my friend finally hit her breaking point with her maid of honor when she complained about having to share an Airbnb house with eight bedrooms with the bridal party after my friend had already paid for it, because she didn't want to have to share a space for two nights with the wedding party. She also said she couldn't have the bachelorette party on one weekend, we can all go, because it's the weekend after her boyfriend's birthday, and they might go somewhere. She hasn't taken any steps to plan the bachelorette party on one weekend. We can all go because it's the weekend after her boyfriend's birthday and they might go somewhere. She hasn't taken any steps to plan the bachelorette either or connect to the bridesmaids so we can help plan.

My friend is now regretting making her her maid of honor. Should she say something or should she just preserve the friendship and let it go until after the wedding? Okay, so I'm like feeling like are we responding to the bride right now or to the bride's friend? We're responding to the bride's friend who is not the maid of honor but who's like acting like the maid of honor because the maid of honor no I know but I feel like this is an issue that the bride should be having not she wants to know what advice should I give the bride right basically we are the vessel in which is the bride asking for advice like I feel it doesn't seem like she is no I feel like maybe

she is like I do feel like by the end said should said. Should she say something? So yeah, I guess. I'm going to go with the fact that like you told her, you know what? We're having this issue. I'm going to write into my favorite podcast. They're going to tell us what to do. A hundred percent fire the maid of honor, but not like, just be like. You obviously seem so busy. I don't want to be more stressed on your already busy life.

I'm just going to have someone else be the maid of honor. I love you. No, no shade. I'm being just, it'll be better for both of us. A hundred percent. Maybe don't even have someone else be the maid of honor I love you no no shade I'm being just it'll be better for both of us a hundred percent maybe don't even have someone else be the maid of honor maybe go no maid of honor because otherwise like that could cause friction and also then you're like promoting it's just like becomes a bit of inciting so maybe just be like listen I I didn't realize what the role entailed and I think I'm putting too much on your plate when I can handle it and

some of the girls down south can handle it too so you are relieved of your duties like I love you do not worry about it I'm not mad I'm not mad like but this is off your plate and just act like you're doing you act like you're doing her favor yeah that's a really good idea act like she asked and then like the the friends who live down by you who have been like going out of their way to try and plan you you don't have to make them the maid of honor just be like I'm now bestowing these responsibilities onto you because these girls seem eager to help like the girl who wrote in no and neither of us had maid of honors and everyone like pitched in with their you know specialty I don't know but like weddings in the south are like very traditional and a maid of honor is like an important task like you hold

the rings I don't know what you do but no but it's like an important thing but in terms of like planning the bachelorette party and stuff but I think it's like you need someone like in name to have that title I don't think that you do I think that this is something that you can part with me too it's like a little immature yeah you're my best friend like you tried it didn't work out no need to like cause political infighting with the other bridesmaids just to have a maid of honor to say that you had a maid of honor yeah and you know what this is when it's like just so easy to have a sister because obviously even if you have the best friend in the whole world your maid of honor is always gonna be your sister so like it's like a scapegoat yeah I agree so and then also I think that the bride

is gonna have to pick up some of the slack you know but I don't think that's a bad thing no one's gonna be as invested in your bachelorette party as you. Like I feel like for our bachelorette parties, we did prime, like we planned like the, I remember doing like finding everyone's schedule. Cause like also I'm close with everyone who's coming. But you're the center of the group. Right. So we really, and then we can do it.

We can go exactly where I want to go. And then everybody, you know, brings the shirts and brings the merch and like brings the vibes. And that worked. And I think it makes it a little bit less painful for everyone. And less like... And painful for you. No one knows what you want for your bachelorette party better than you. Yeah.

And when other people have to not only pay for the trip and go on the trip and spend the time, but they also have to plan it and maybe they get it wrong. I think you can alleviate everyone's burden and get the exact trip that you're looking for. I agree. I think it's all good. Me too. Don't sweat it. And maybe they get it wrong. Like, I think you can alleviate everyone's burden and get the exact trip that you're looking for. I agree. I think it's all good. Me too. Don't sweat it.

Don't sweat it. It's really not a big deal. Yeah. And you're the bride, so everyone has to be nice to you. 100%. It sounds like you have good friends who are writing into a great podcast on your behalf. I'm not worried about you. Friends with taste.

Friends with taste. All right, next up. Hey, Claudia and Jackie, longtime listener and lover of the podcast. So my question slash issue is one of my best friends has these parties for the holidays, Memorial Day, Labor Day, New Year's, et cetera. And each time she hosts a party, she puts out a jar requesting donations for the food that she provided at the party, which is like hamburgers, hot dogs, chips, pasta, salad, nothing so crazy.

Her and her husband also request it to be BYOB also. We're in our early 30s and they both have pretty well-paying jobs. Usually no one puts any money into the jar and she gets really upset should i tell her that no one contributes anything because it's fucking tacky as hell or should i just say nothing any thoughts and opinions would be great love you guys you make my day better by doing what you do and congratulations jackie i'm about to have my first baby girl in a few weeks sincerely an anti-contribution partygoer that is wild when you first started sharing this like, wow, how cool to be the girl who always has a party.

And how nice to be a friend of that girl who always has something to do on Labor Day. The hostess with the mostest. This is the hostess with the leastest. I just want to say there are two very different things. This tip jar is so insane. I think BYOB actually is a nice thing. Like you're alleviating something for the host.

Alcohol is expensive. If everyone just brings one bottle, I don't think that's a big deal. I don't think BYOB is crazy. When I have a party, I ask everyone, I'm like, please bring a bottle of tequila.

I'm never going to have enough. And it's like, I will have some for sure, but bring more. I don't want to have to like buy a million cases and then like people might not drink it.

Yep. And also bring what you like. I like a little BYOB. Me too. But you can't also like have nothing. No, you got to have like the base, but in the hopes that

pretty much everyone brings a bottle of whatever they're going to drink so that you know exactly that everyone's covered with what they want. Yeah. But you can't also like have nothing. No, you got to have like the base, but in the hopes that pretty much everyone brings a bottle of whatever they're going to drink so that you know exactly that everyone's covered with what they want. Yeah. I think that's totally fair and actually a better way to throw a party. Especially at this age. Like everyone can afford.

I've never heard at a tip jar, a contribution jar for a party to help offset the cost because it's like, then don't have a party. That's awful. I'm sorry. Like that's really bad. No one's like then don't have a party. That's awful. I'm sorry. Like that's really bad. No one's like asking you to have a party and if you can't swing it then that's totally fine. No I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that.

I don't know that I would say something because like it takes a big set of balls to put out a jar like that. Yeah. And I don't think it's something that she hasn't thought through and felt like she wanted to be that person. Well she made that decision and she has to sleep at night. Just make sure like that no one is contributing. Please don't ever feel compelled to contribute.

Yeah. And you don't have to say anything like, you know, just reap all the benefits. You now have a party to go to every New Year's, every Labor Day. It's nice. And maybe, you know, in a few years of no contribution, she'll get the message. Right. Right. The silence will be deafening.

That's insane. That's a really kind of bizarre. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that because. Don't throw a party. Don't throw a party. If you don't. Like, when you throw a party and you're like a host, you're really doing it for the love of the people.

You want them to all enjoy themselves. Not for any sort of like financial reason like because if you if you if you need financial help then you shouldn't be throwing the party or you throw whatever party is within your means there's all different kinds of parties right so I'm just and I and you know what if you're throwing a party and you want to offset some of the costs like you can do like a potluck but there are ways to be like tacky without being so tacky. Like there are ways to just take things off your plate. Like, oh, can someone bring dessert? Yeah.

Oh, I've got everything covered, but someone can just pick up some sodas. Like there are ways. The tip jar is just like kind of obvious and tacky. Yeah. No, it's like we're all doing you a favor by coming. I'm good. And now, yeah, very bizarre. And then it's like if everyone starts paying for the parties that they go to,

then the next person who has a party should get you have to pay them. No. And then if people start paying for the parties they go to

well it's like well I don't want hot dogs I want macaroni and cheese. 100%. So it's just a slippery slope. Do not put anything in the tip jar but also don't say anything.

Just let her like embarrass herself in her own way. Okay. Here's the final one. Yeah. Hello ladies. First of all

I listen to the podcast every day and i love you guys jackie congratulations on your pregnancy being a mama is so special thank you i gave birth to a precious little girl in september and as a push present my husband is having a band made with sapphires her birthstone i was so excited about this super sentimental gift and i so i sent a picture to my mom of the rendering of what my new wedding stack would look like fast forward to today we were talking about what everyone wants for Christmas, and my mom says that she's asked to have a band made with blue stones to go with her wedding bands.

I literally thought it was a joke. I have a great relationship with my mom, and she's an amazing grandmother. She's always copied things I've done, like wearing some of my clothes from high school, buying the same running shoes, having the same home decor, buying the same designer purses that I have, and she even copied my perfume last year.

I've always thought it was a little cute, but a little annoying, so I've never said anything besides little comments here and there. But now I can't help but feel like copying this is a step too far. I tried to give her ideas of other ways she can celebrate her grandkids with a pendant, bracelets, even different kind of ring but after 30 minutes of trying to gently talk her into something different she said she really wanted the ring and my dad was going to get it for her. I really want this to be my special thing and having her matching one with, having her have a matching one will really bother me.

I don't want to be a bratty daughter who bitches at her mom for copying her, but what do I do? It's kind of weird. That is so funny. I don't know. It's kind of cute. Yeah, it's not like that big of a deal. I know.

And I feel like this toaster has a good attitude about it in general. Right. Because it's clearly like a thing but this is just one thing that has gone too far for her and she's trying to put her foot down and it's just not working so I really don't I don't know what to tell you other than to just maybe be honest about your feelings not like maybe a pendant maybe just be like listen this is something that like I want just for myself like I love when we we twin, but I just want this one thing to be mine. You have to either go all the way, like just ignore it or be communicative. You can't be like murky in the middle.

Yeah, no, and like just be honest about your feeling as opposed to like trying to dupe her into wanting something else. But also know it seems like your mom loves you so much. Like when you, if you do communicate it with her, like she'll be really hurt. So just think, is it worth it because this is not an ill-intended thing it's very sweet yeah it's overstepping boundaries but it's really sweet it is it is sweet and also then I don't want her to get the wrong idea like that she can never copy you again like on the running shoes and stuff because like cute it's so cute and it doesn't seem

like it bothers you at all like I just can't relate because nothing I do or any of the ideas that I have is are like creative enough or cool enough for people to copy like I'm always copying you I'm always copying other people um so I think that if someone did this for me like I would be so unbelievably flattered that they like liked something that I came up with so I can't relate to it but I I can see how it's annoying I agree it just it really for me would depend on who's copying me like and what it is someone yes but like if it's someone that like I love so much like anyone in the family and they were copying me,

I'd be like so flattered. Yeah. Truly sincere as form of flattery. But if it was someone who like, stop copying me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, like some people just like get under your skin.

Yeah, no. And it's like, especially when, yeah, it just depends on the person. But it seems like in most respects here, like it's a really sweet thing. But I understand wanting this one, you're allowed to like, you know, have your boundaries. But it seems like in most respects here, like, it's a really sweet thing. But I understand wanting this one.

You're allowed to, like, you know, have your boundaries. I would just try being honest. Yeah, and then let us know how that goes. Yeah. Honesty is the best policy. For the most part. Depends on the dear toasters. Thank you guys for writing in.

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