The Toast - S4 Ep211: Fat in Hollywood: Wednesday, December 8th, 2021

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

1. Adam Sandler is 2021's top style star, according to Google (Page Six Style) 2. Dorit Kemsley's husband, PK Kemsley, arrested for DUI (Page Six) 3. Rebel Wilson Got 'Pushback' from Her Team When She Started Losing Weight (PEOPLE) 4. Drake Withdraws His 2022 Grammy Nominations (Variety) 5. 'And Just Like That' filmed fake scenes to throw off fan spoilers (NY Post) Vanderpump Rules Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Hump Day! Hope everyone's having an amazing Hump Day. Humping someone that they love and adore in a consensual manner. We are getting over the hump, you guys. It's really exciting. This week is just chugging along quite slowly. Yeah, it's been tough, you know? Yeah, it has been, but after this we will be over the hump and then we'll just be talking about sliding into AFL. And we are officially, like, in the holiday season. Like, I know we have been in the holiday season since November 1st, but, like, now in New York, you can't walk into any building. They have, like, trees and the sad little menorah.

It's nice. No, it is nice. It's cranked up all the way, and it's an exciting time. I really do always love this time of year, like, work-wise, New York-wise. It's a peaceful time. The really do always love this time of year. Like work-wise, New York-wise, it's the most wonderful time of the year. As Melania Giudice once said, it's the season of joy. Was that Gia or Melania? I actually think it was Gia. I think it was Gia. No, Melania does it.

Hey, Stephanie. And Melania likes to dance and rap, and Gia does girl band. Three KT, that's what they were called, right? Yeah. Before we start today's show, I do have a present for you. For me? I did bring... Well, it's not from me. It's from Aunt Sue. Oh, okay. So this is the gift that I transported back. I believe this was in Detroit.

Aunt Sue. I wouldn't read the letter out loud. I won't. I would never violate Aunt Sue's trust like that. Oh, my gosh. What does it say? It says, born to read. Oh, that is so cute. I can't sue.

And, by the way, I do believe, I didn't read the letter because that's, like, such an invasion of privacy, but I do believe inside the letter is a long list of book recommendations if you wanted to just read aloud Aunt Sue's recs. I'll share them at a later date but I want to read the letter first maybe there's some context in there. Yeah. Thank you so much Aunt Sue you know I'm an antifile and I'm just so glad that this made its way to me. Where's Aunt Sue from? I believe Detroit but I can't remember it's all a blur. That's so exciting. Definitely Detroit yeah. Thank you for bringing that in for me and I have have a present for you, which is that I'm wearing some N-Log merch. So cute. This is my favorite piece from the collection. Just her nice botch right there on my belly. What size are you

wearing? I'm wearing an XL because that's what you gave me. XL, I didn't give it to you. Like I didn't size you at an XL. It was just the one laying around. And that's what I wanted. But it is really long on me. I wouldn't say XL is my size. No. These days, I'll just wear anything that fits over my body. If it fits, it ships. Yeah.

So I would have probably gotten, I mean, depends how you're wearing it. Right. You're wearing it as a dress today. I think it's really true to size. So don't. Oh, it is totally true to size. I wear it in XL, which is what I wear all the merch in. It's at shopmorningtoast.com.

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Thanks. Well, we have a great show for you guys because it's Wednesday, and that means nothing, but it means our spirits are high. Did you watch Vanderpump Rules? Yes, I forgot. Wow, what a boring fucking episode yeah I did watch we'll recap there were so many fast forward worthy scenes though no there were so many moments where I felt personally offended that this is what they chose to show me to subject us to yeah it was really bad okay so yes I forgot we'll definitely talk about that we'll cover the past five and anything

else you want to recap I finished my book The Rose Code it was amazing and I know everyone was recommending it up down left and right for a reason and I don't know why I didn't read it sooner it was it's like always on every list it's so weird how I just like will skip some books sometimes just I guess we're just judging books based on their covers so which is so hard not to I know I loved it so much five stars people are asking me how it compares to the Alice Network which is by the same author I've not read the Alice Network either I guess I've just been like boycotting this author so I'm going to read the Alice Network but I do need a break I've read like a few serious books in a row and I need just something like light and I need a

an amuse bouche and then I'll get back on my grind but I can only read so many you know war books in a row it's so important to amuse your bush constantly yeah so I've been looking for an amuse boucher and I don't know what it's gonna be speaking of bushes I posted a clip yesterday on our Instagram of just a funny moment of us talking about periods coming out of your throat and space. And we went a little viral on TikTok. I posted the clip on TikTok. We got 200,000 views. And, you know, for me, like my sad TikTok account, follow me at girl with no job.

That was big for me. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's so exciting. You should post more clips. I try to. I don't want to like be annoying. I don't think it's annoying.

And I want to only post like the premium stuff. Who is it annoying to? Because either it goes viral because people are enjoying it or goes nowhere because it was annoying people yeah I just like I don't know I'm very selective about my talks are you yeah I haven't seen your page in a while I don't know how often you're talking because you you don't really share everything that you talk on Instagram now but I just did want to read if I may my last couple videos um views me and you 160,000 that was yes space and yes I made one about the movie something borrowed 222,000 I made a Taylor's version all too well video in my dressing room 100,000 I did a dance

in my dressing room 120,000 I made one with counselor at Thanksgiving, $175,000. I don't know. I'm like kind of a TikToker. Well, if I could spot a pattern here, if I may, it sounds like all those ones that are doing well for you were just like your ideas of things that you were doing, not necessarily like trends. No, it's the exact opposite.

They're all trends. Really? Let me see them again. Like every single one that i just mentioned is a trend really go back explain how what the trend is sure okay so not the tiktok one the one that i posted yesterday of course of course okay so the one about something borrowed it's a trend you sing to the song i could watch you for a lifetime oh my god okay you're my favorite movie the all too well version like people were doing you were tossing me the car keys like I copied the trend. Dancing in my dressing room was a trend dance

to an Olly Murs song. Oh, oh, okay. I love that song. I'm so glad some of these... When I saw you there, sitting all alone in the dark acting like you didn't have a care. I knew right there that you'd be mine and we'd be dancing the whole damn night. So good. So good. Olly Murs is so fucking underrated, and that song has been out forever, and it's so funny what just like gets picked up.

And I'm so happy that this song is getting justice. And then that one of me and Sitch was like a Thanksgiving trend. Like I I'm following the trends. Like I'm a trendsetter. Well, I'm a trend setter well okay so it sounds like you're just your talk is like the same of what you've been doing it's just been doing really well yeah and I'm just really proud of myself I'm so proud happy for you follow me on tiktok girl with no job cool cool um so yes Vanderpump Rules we will recap and I really did a whole bunch of nothing yesterday yeah I had a very chill day

with Bruisel we read all day I had to like plow through the book because it was so good and I was just like getting answers answers answers

and it was actually a really enjoyable day of reading that's nice yeah it was really nice and our episode was so funny I was just like

giggling all day about like the shit we said on the toast yesterday such good times just a little unhinged it's always good times. Just a little unhinged. It's always good to add a dash of unhinged to your Tuesday episode. You never know when it's going to come.

And the girl with the tip jar. That's what really was making me giggle all day. Oh my God. That was crazy. I hope that someone sends her that episode. Me too. Dear Toasters is wild. Mm-hmm.

Um. You want to jump right in? Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning ready. Without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Without further ado, it is time for you to wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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It's not Kim. Okay, wait. Say, what's the title again? Kim? It's not Kim. Okay, wait. Say, what's the title again? According to Google's year in search report for 2021,

this person is the person whose get-ups people could not stop Googling. Huh. Man or woman? Man. Huh. Kanye? No. No?

That's a good guess. I need to think outside my... Yeah, you're not going to guess it. And it's quite... What is it? It's quite shocking. It's Adam Sandler. What? With with you know his all of his like yeah of course like gym shorts fucking outfits yeah well he came out on top in the celebrity outfits category this year ahead of some of the more expected names how many people searched for his outfits i'm not sure but i mean must have been

millions wait that is wait i'm like so underwhelmed by this answer. I know. They're going to say like Virgil, like. Of course. That's why I said you will never guess. It's funny that we spend more time looking up. Unless Adam Sandler, maybe he really is the inspo for 2021 fashion. That would explain a lot.

It would. But people are like so head over heels obsessed with Adam Sandler. Like his core fan base like would literally take a bullet for him. Like they're insane. So this doesn't like surprise me and it's like funny. But it's like I could imagine him making the list of top 10 like as a joke. But not being number one. Yeah.

Yeah. No but he is number one. I think that really sums up the year you guys. 100%. At first I was like oh are we spending more time like you know looking at things like to make fun of versus looking at inspo but perhaps perspective shift this is the inspo yeah no he's like a chaotic mess with a ketchup on his shirt and I definitely feel as though I've been inspired by him in some sort of

way fashion wise yeah honestly it's kind of iconic now that I'm really looking at him like some of his looks look at these uggs. I never really thought about his fashion. I just think about that meme that like Billie Eilish dresses like Adam Sandler. Totally. Not really anymore, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When she was her hair thing.

Yeah. Oh, that is so funny. Well, I'm happy for Adam Sandler. I feel like he actually lives such a fabulous life. Like he's so rich. He makes maybe a movie a year now he just like hangs out with his family and is still like so famous and iconic when I was at NYU he lives around there and he like goes to the NYU gym I don't know how he gets in you need a student ID to get in and he

like waits for people on the basketball court who like want to play basketball and like plays with the kids that's why he's always in basketball shorts yes ready for a game at any time he's always going to Cole's gym like always that is really sweet it was sweet but like i always wondered like how did you get in the gym it's like high security maybe he's a professor maybe he's got like some sort of honorary degree yeah or maybe he's like a teacher's assistant yeah but it was very exciting for the kids happy for the kids yeah i think i went to the gym like once just to see if he was there and then he wasn't and i never went back damn well are you ready for our next story sure some surprising news dreek hemsley's husband pk clemsley was arrested for a dui what listen to the story pk was arrested for a dui in november after having a glass of wine at dinner and driving on the 101

in los angeles the husband of real housewives of beverly hill star derek hemsley was pulled over just off loyal canyon on november 23rd and blew a 0.081 during a breathalyzer test the 0.081 the legal is 0.08 yes and then he was arrested and brought to the police station in van nye where he took another breathalyzer test and blew a 0.073 so he was just like right on the cusp. I guess that equates to a glass of wine. Otherwise, I would say, how would you know what he drank? Really?

Is.08 one glass of wine? Well, it depends on the person. It depends on the timing of the drink. It depends on how much they weigh, how tall they are. We all took these classes in high school. Really? No, I have no idea what you're talking about. Or maybe it's in college where they explain how like alcohol affects your blood alcohol levels I must

have been drunk um okay let me tell you this I think this a lot when I watch housewives because they all like drive to each other's homes and shit and I'm like why are none of you taking ubers like I'm so crazy like if I if someone, has a sip of beer, I'm like, oh, guess I'm Ubering. Like, I'm very dramatic that way. Well, it's easy for you to say in New York City. Yes, of course. But, like, I'm sorry. There's just no excuse.

Like, even if you're having one glass of wine, people, like, say, like, you can have a beer and drink. Like, I'm so nuts. I'm like, no, you can't actually. Like, I would never get in a car with someone who had a beer. But you can because the limit is.08 for a reason. No, I get it. But I still so nuts. I'm like, no, you can't actually. I would never get in a car with someone who had a beer. But you can because the limit is.08 for a reason. No, I get it, but I still wouldn't. Got it. Or people who smoke pot and drive.

I would never do that. No, and that's... It's not illegal. Right, because I had you test for that on the spot. I don't know. I don't know either. Anyways, then PK was taken home where he was met by more police officers who are there guarding his home.

Oh, God. Yeah. And that's the story. It reminds me of the book that you made me read, When Life Gives You Lululemons, which gets pulled over for a DUI and it's like this whole conspiracy. Not that I think it's a conspiracy, but it's like very unclear on like whether he was drunk or not.

Yeah, no, like he was right on the line. I don't know how that moves forward. And it's also like when they did take him in for additional testing he was below yeah but also like isn't it like the longer you wait the like your blood alcohol will go down right so if only he had stayed at the restaurant for a minute but apparently he really was at well they say he was at dinner with a colleague and he had one glass of wine which like should be okay to drive yeah but oh my that sucks you think it's gonna be a storyline I don't know I when I first read the headline like I was like oh my god I thought it happened last night I was like oh my gosh um but I don't know if it'll be a storyline because when Bella

Hadid at 14 got a DUI that was a storyline because that was fucking crazy yeah but also to be like point one above the limit is really different than some of the other DUIs. Of course. I'm sorry. No, Bella Hadid like ran around light. She was like running around with like alcohol in her car. He was 0.001 over the limit. Right.

So that's a different story. Yeah. I don't know if it'll come up. Plus, Greeth has so much going on. I don't know if the ladies are going to bring it up. I like really am'm trying hard like I judge people so hard like I never ever honestly will support Sam Hunt ever again like after what he did like I just feel like drunk driving is just so stupid like take an uber it's so easy

take a cab like back in the day when you have uber I can understand maybe you just gotta get home but now it's like there's literally no excuse. So I do judge. But like honestly, I think pretty much every celebrity on the planet has a DUI. So like if that were the case, I'd be boycotting all of Hollywood. But you know what? I'm about to start doing. I'm sick of them and their nonsense.

Okay. That's your prerogative. Yeah. I think the Sam Hunt thing bothered me so much because he like put up an apology and like deleted it and like never really took responsibility for his actions when he drove the wrong way on a road. Like, it's so embarrassing. Yeah. Is he still married?

Yeah. He's so like weird and low key. He is so low key. And like he was the biggest country star of like the year and then like disappeared. Yeah, and it was kind of on his own terms. Yeah. And then he like started to come back and got the dui yeah but he then he put out an album last year that was flames yeah but he didn't like promoting yeah he's extremely low-key maybe

he's really just in it for the music well that i would respect the love of music that i would respect yeah no it's it's a weird trajectory yeah Yeah, for sure. Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Rebel Wilson got pushback from her team when she started losing weight, she says. Rebel Wilson says she didn't have the full support of those around her when she began her health journey. During a recent interview with BBC News, the actress opened up about some of the negative responses she received when beginning her year of health, mainly due to her career as the funny fat girl on screen.

Right. She said, I got a lot of pushback from my own team, actually. Here in Hollywood, when I said, okay, I'm going to do this year of health, I feel like I'm really going to physically transform and change my life. And they were like, why? Why would you want to do that? Because I was earning millions of dollars being a funny fat girl and being that person. Last year, the Pitch Perfect actress lost nearly 80 pounds.

She said that she was a confident woman and loved herself before losing the weight weight but she knew deep down inside that her emotional eating habits weren't healthy I don't know I really like have a lot of thoughts like I don't want to be controversial so I think I'll just shut up what are your thoughts are they they're very conflicting like I'm fully like I'm just gonna say how I feel and just know like you can poke holes in my theory like I'm not saying this is foolproof like it's just how I feel okay I just like can't help but roll my eyes like okay let me tell you why like I understand what you're I just roll my eyes it's like oh you're skinny now it's so hard for you like shut up first of all and second of all yes and I talked about this like with Adele it is nobody's business to comment on whether or not

you think she should have lost the weight. It's her fucking business. It's her body. I'm never going to comment on whether I wish she had stayed fat. I wish she had lost my weight. I would never do that. But there's just so little fat people in Hollywood. And then when they get really famous, they get skinny and betray us.

It's like rude. Stay with us. Stay fat with us. Oh, that's so interesting. My POV was going to be a little different, which is like, I feel like she has such like small minded and uncreative people around her. If like, they really think that she's funny because she's fat. And actually I feel like in some of the stuff that they would put her in, it was really just like throwing her at something and saying, go be fat. I completely agree. And there wasn't any like other comedic elements. And I actually think that like, these people are really the people who are around her.

She needs a new team that can like think outside the box. Cause like Rebel Wilson is a comedian who happened to have been fat, but they were only leaning into that. Okay. That is such a good point. But also, yes, I definitely blame her team, but I think like, it's also just a byproduct of the industry. Like, you have a come up, like, Melissa McCarthy. It's a very similar, you just fall into this trope.

And it's, like, the only roles you get. You're not getting, like, you know, the leading role in a romantic comedy. You're always the bad, funny friend. So it's, like, yes, the team around you is moronic. But I think it's also just the industry. Like, when you come up, like, that's who you are. Do you think that it's changing like at all no you don't think that there are shows or movies where the lead is fat no what about like shrill okay fine there's one show

shrill and it was atrocious and I'm also just like trying to think of other shows yes I do think like things are changing a little bit but maybe not at the speed that, like, people need them to. Fine, yes, okay, Shrill, but, like, Shrill, like, honestly, like, I'm not going to say what I really thought about Shrill, okay? Because I'll get canceled. I liked her first season. I thought it was fine, but, like, her apartment was gross. And, you know, there is this, like, stigma that, like,

fat people are disgusting, you know? Like, fat people can't take care of themselves. They don't have jobs. And I also felt like Shrill was kind of contributing to that. Like, her apartment was disgusting. She,, like fat people can't take care of themselves. They don't have jobs. And I also felt like Shrill was kind of contributing to that. Like her apartment was disgusting.

She never cleaned up after herself. That's like a bad stereotype about people who are fat. So it's like she's just continuing those stereotypes. And honestly, I found it offensive.

Like my apartment is very clean. I'm a very, very clean person. I took a shower yesterday. I have a full-fledged career. She was like the worst at her job. Like she was just

falling into every fat stereotype. I don't really feel like Shrill did anything for the fat movement. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Let me see like a really clean, organized, powerful, successful. Yeah, please. Dropped at Diva. The best show on television. But you know what the best part was? She was skinny on the inside. That's why she had all this confidence. Because in her former life, she was thin. But yes, thank you. We need to bring back Drop Dead Diva.

Literary justice for Jane. I fucking loved that show. I really didn't like it. I know. It changed my life. Like, actually, I can't believe you didn't like it. I loved it. Maybe I just didn't get far enough in.

Yeah, no. It was so good. Ben loved it, too. I just really, I really didn't like it. So, yes. Like, I'm so happy for Reb Wilson. Again, it was so good. Ben loved it too. I just really, I really didn't like it. So yes, like I'm so happy for Rebel Wilson. Again, I will never comment. Like if someone wants to lose weight, they want to get fat, live your life. Like that is so on you.

I'm never going to like comment on it. But like this whole like, you know, how sad. Like I'm skinny now. And like people like didn't agree with it. Like, sorry. Yeah. Also get new team members around you if they really can't think outside the yeah outside the box one trope I agree because you

know what like at her peak career wise like after Pitch Perfect she was just being put in these moronic roles and just being like thrown across the room to do something like silly and stupid like even though it's a really good movie like how to be single okay that is a good movie and she was great in it but I'm but she was like I'm thinking of like the Anne Hathaway movie the heist or whatever like that was such a stupid movie and like she was just like they're stupid stupid yeah I agree so yeah it's it's a byproduct of having non-creative people around you and the industry yeah And the industry. Mostly the industry, but yes.

Great. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. Me too. And I'm glad I was able to express my feelings. And I know like, you know, there's lots of people who are like very, you know, into like diet culture. Like I'm just like, please let me out of it. Like those are my opinions.

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Our next story, Drake withdraws his 2022 Grammy nominations. Drake has withdrawn his two 2022 Grammy nominations a rep for the recording academy has confirmed to Variety. Reps for Drake did not immediately respond to requests for comment. Sources tell Variety that the decision was made by Drake and his management and the Grammys honored the request although his motivation was unclear at the time of this article's publication though there is speculation that it is because he is named in the astro world lawsuits that he like took himself out of the running oh wait what yeah that's what the article

says oh my perception before I had heard that was like I think a lot of artists are like really fed up with like being so beholden to the Grammys and in a way if Drake like takes himself out of it and like other big artists do that they're like taking away the legitimacy of the Grammys, because a lot of them have been super outspoken about how it's completely rigged. Right. But the Astroworld thing makes a lot of sense, too. But it does and it doesn't, because it's like...

I just don't think he wants to be receiving accolades while people are grieving. Yeah, but I don't think that he would then... If it really is wrong place wrong time then he just wouldn't win but wouldn't go yeah but why have to like go through this process of like taking your name out of the nominations honestly your theory sounds I think so too and I think you know the weekend has been really open about the Kanye too like about how it's just like so stupid but it like it's so well respected in the industry that it's like about how it's just like so stupid, but it like, it's so well respected in

the industry that it's like annoying because it's so rigged, but it's also like the thing you want the most. So if people at the top of their game, like kind of step aside, it's like, oh, well, Drake doesn't care about the Grammy. It's like, I won't either. Yeah. But it's confusing because one, it's like the nominations came out a while ago. So if you were upset to be nominated, like wouldn't you have taken yourself out then? Two, don't you nominate yourself to be nominated? Like don't you put forth what you want to be in the running. Represent. So that's a little unclear.

Yeah, that's true. Also, rather than giving the nomination to the next person in line who had the sixth most votes, they're just doing four in those categories. Oh, that sucks. For whoever was sixth in line. Yeah, it's a really weird, random move. I hope we get a

little more clarity if it's one of these reasons or maybe a completely different one yeah I'm unclear to be honest did you see that um the girl who Tristan got pregnant has like been putting up all these Instagram stories and she'd put up a story that Drake and Kylie had sex last year I I think I saw that I saw a lot of stuff but see, I don't know which of her accounts is real. And then I also saw a Cash App link in her bio. Yeah, so that always makes me think, like, it's a fake person pretending to be this person. You think?

But then she was also talking about, like, Doja Cat's birthday party. Yeah. And then had messages from Tristan saying, don't bring Doja into this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that. I, and her page didn't have, you know, the stock photo of the newborn. Right. It had a sonogram picture. And I was looking at it like this is the real girl with the Cash App link in her bio.

Yeah, I mean, if it wasn't the real girl, it's a very creative, like, she's using a lot of details, using a lot of color. Yeah. And also, if Drake and Kylie did have sex last year. How cute. How cute. How cute. Not cute if Drake also had sex with Kim.

Also, then people are like, well, if it was last year and she's pregnant. Oh God, get out of here. Yeah, I agree. I don't think he's the father. No, I don't think so either. But like I totally ship like Drake joining the Kardashians, that would be so fabulous. Yeah. I ship completely.

Completely. And I do for some reason. I don't know why. I just thought that was her page. Yeah, no, because it's being shared a lot. Like it's just being kind of accepted as valid. As gospel. And I'm not here for it.

Yeah. I'm not here for what she's putting out. Are you ready for the fifth and final story no but you're gonna get ready thank you jackie i couldn't have said it better myself it's the final story Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, yeah you know what I was actually realizing yesterday I don't think the key we're singing final countdown in is really my best key well you lead it off so if we're not in your key then I know but I'm really not talented enough to like know how to change a key okay so you're singing right now it it's the final story no that's not what I was doing sorry what I was doing was you know I'll have to work out this arrangement out with like my producer. Like I'll figure it out. Okay.

Look in the mirror and figure it out. Our fifth and final story is a little Sex and the City reboot news. And just like that. I can't believe that's the name. The name kills me. I'm actually looking forward to watching this. Like I am going to watch it. Did you watch a trailer?

Yeah. I thought it was cute. Like I'm excited like to see what they do. But I cannot. Why isn't it called Sex and the City? Okay, and if they're thinking about going for something else, why aren't they going for, like, I couldn't help but wonder, like, and just like that.

Like, I can't even say it without cringing. And all I can think is, and just like that. Oh. And I love that song, and I hate this. No, but also, I don't really hear, hear and just like that and think of Carrie Bradshaw that's really not one of her signature lines her signature line is I couldn't help but wonder yeah no but why can't it just be sex in the city right it's on HBO like they own the rights but I think they do like this isn't season 15 yeah like it's so okay they want it to be a separate show

but like there are so many ways that they could have done that without this annoying title like after the sex or something yeah that's good yeah i thought the trailer was not it but i'm glad that you thought it was good anyways here's the headline okay and just like that film i can't get past it sex and city reboot filmed fake scenes to throw off fan spoilers. That's kind of cool. Kristen Davis and Cynthia Nixon have revealed that they filmed fake scenes of the highly anticipated Sex and the City spinoff, and just like that, in order to confuse lovers of the iconic TV show. The actresses made the admission during a sit-down interview just two days before the premiere, which is on Thursday.

Filming of the series has taken place in New York City over the past five months, with fans trying to deduce spoilers from paparazzi photos taken during production. But they now reveal that some scenes won't actually make the final cut because they were intended to dupe, which is so crazy. Yeah, it's such a waste of time and resources. A hundred percent. I guess HBO Max is just shitting money now to like make fake scenes um but it's true like I've seen so much stuff on like Dumas and all these accounts like you really I guess back in the day like when Gossip Girl and Sex and the City used to film in New York like social

media wasn't really as like prevalent and wasn't so fast like you could get away with like shooting something on the corner and like like, a couple people seeing it and not becoming headline news. So I guess this is, like, a creative way of doing it. But, like, okay, film on a soundstage. Like, what? Yeah, but no, but they need all these, like, New York locations.

Yeah. Yeah, no, it's definitely an excessive use of time. Imagine, like, being one of the actors and having to film this scene that you know is just... Trashed. In the tin bin. So I was actually talking about it with my friends last night we went to dinner and I think that Miranda is probably going to be a lesbian because like in the trailer it like looked like she was like

I just felt I got that vibe from it and my friends were also saying that they got that vibe too and Cynthia Nixon like is so proud and out in real life I feel like she would want to bring that to her character that's just one of my calls like I think that oh interesting yeah like I think her and Steve are co-parenting while she explores her sexuality interesting and in the trailer Big is there right even yeah and they're together I don't yeah and Aiden is was he in it was he I didn't see him I don't know but like they said that he was gonna be in it I just I can't stand Carrie and her like I'm really tuning in for I love eat sleep and breathe and like love Miranda and Charlotte and obviously Samantha like who makes the show and the show will ultimately be a failure without her um so I'm so uninterested in what's going on in Carrie's

I think I will be fast forwarding through her scenes yeah so for me I did not find the trailer to like be something that I felt like I needed to watch. So I, I'm not going to say I'm not going to watch it, but if everyone says, oh my God, this is amazing.

You have to watch it. Then I will. And if I, if it's like, you know, mom's the word, then yeah, I'm not watching.

It's just for me, I think the fatal flaw of the show was always Carrie and was always like her dumb decisions. And, but,

but at the same time it was like, oh, she was like a young girl in New York I don't think she could pull this shit at 60 Carrie so I think she better have gotten her shit together and stopped making moronic decisions because I just don't think that's gonna cut it for the viewers as a six-year-old woman frolicking around New York in a stupid hat like throwing your life away yeah you'll let me know I will I'm actually looking forward to it okay well this drops tomorrow Sex in the City is one of like my comfort shows like friends like I feel that so I'm it's exciting excitement excites you know what I

did watch last night well most of no I watch it I finish it I think Jonas Brothers Family Roast oh what did you think and I didn't despise it as much as you did. We're officially moving into the TV recap segment. Those were the Fast Five stories. Oh, yeah. No, but it was just, like, I don't know that I'm going to recap it because you already did, but I just wanted to say I did not despise it as much as you did. Like, there were some really funny moments, some interesting dynamics at play. Would have loved to see the camera on Priyanka's face when they made that Meghan Markle joke, but she was nowhere to be found. Yeah. Even though Priyanka, like, was literally peeing in her pants. I've never seen anyone laugh harder more. Totally.

Throughout the entire special. At herself too. At literally everything. Like she must be such a fun person to be around because she just laughs at everything. Same with Kevin Jonas. Yes. No one can take a joke like Kevin. And also like Kevin, it's like he really got the brunt of all the jokes and they were a

little too repetitive. Like everyone had a trope. Like Kevin was like, who? And Nick was like who and Nick was like broke up the band Joe solo career yeah and so and then also like everyone making fun of Jonas Brothers music was like yeah and so I would have liked a little more you know creativity under the surface jokes but I there were some laughs there I thought Pete Davidson was hysterical when he came out as Frankie Jonas I was crying crying Davidson was hysterical. Me too. He was the best part. When he came out as Frankie Jonas, I was crying.

Crying. That was hysterical that, you know, he lives off of his Christmas and birthday presents. He was the best part of it. No doubt. I thought the, and actually the more I ruminated on the roast,

the more terrible I thought it was. Like I thought it was such a waste of time and energy and money. It was just like a little random. I skipped all the packages because you said like such bad things about them. Oh, okay. So you only watched like 30 minutes. I only watched the roast things yeah did Danielle Jonas really lose

her voice that's why no I think that like she is not a celebrity like she's a mom and she's a former hairdresser she's a jewelry designer she can't speak in front of hundreds of people most normal people can't yeah so I think that like she wanted to be involved but like was not and also most normal people like would not want to get up in front of a televised room of a couple hundred people let alone do stand up that's like the hardest thing you can do yeah so I just think like she wanted to be involved for sure but like not in that way okay that was fine and there were some really funny jokes in hers yeah like you know most like the rest of our world our daughters didn't know you were famous funny um and it was just interesting to see all the like

relationship dynamics at play like especially between like Nick and Priyanka I didn't realize that they're age different like maybe when they first started dating we talked about it but now I'm like I know she's older than him but like I didn't realize 10 years yeah me neither actually something I never even thought about yeah and then like Sophie like Sophie and Joe. But they're all, I don't know. It was just like, it was a little, it was a little crazy. I really, like I hated it. I hated it. Hated it. And I love the Jonas Brothers.

I didn't hate it. I was like, I found myself smiling at times. I had a few laughs out loud. And also, I don't, I didn't know who Jack Whitehall was. Me neither, but he was hysterical. Yeah, he was really good. Yes, he's a big comedian in the UK. Yeah. And then him he used to date jemma chan oh wow that is interesting yeah i ship but now they're broken up um before we talk about vanderpump rules i did also last

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Woof. Okay. I mean, I think let's start with all the scenes I fast-forwarded. The photo shoot with the feet, the screaming therapy with Sandoval. I fast-forwarded that. I actually didn't fast-forward the ice baths because I was just curious about... No, and it was so early on that like it just like they sucked me in somehow. And it looked miserable. Yeah, no, but I was, you know, impressed by all of them.

They just got in and did it. I want to talk about the feet thing because I had so much respect for Lala for being like, no. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. But I also had respect for Katie. Sheena, oh. For like getting, for, trying to participate. And, you know, she's so.

Much more mature than these girls. Yeah, this is not, like, you know, she, all of her friends are off the show. Like, these girls are not her people. But she really, like, tried to ingratiate herself with the new generation. She hired the photographer. She had them at her house. That's true. She was really trying.

So I thought that was really sweet. So I respected the people who didn't do it and I respected the people who did yeah also um I guess the only person I don't have respect for is a person whose idea it was Charlie because it's a moronic idea moronic I was so glad to see throughout the episode that the no one did not sell I think that by the end like one of Ariana's did right that was it obviously like not gonna cover the bill thirty thousand dollars No. One of the dumbest ways. Premises. Of television airtime I've ever seen.

I agree. What I did think was interesting was this whole Charlie, Sheena and Brock's friend thing, because I like really kind of felt both of them. Like, yes, that guy was really inappropriate with Charlie. And that's like Sheena's boyfriend's friend.

Like Sheena should have said something, but also Charlie's boyfriend was right behind her. Andena was like Sheena did get caught in a lie saying I didn't see it but then it was like oh your boyfriend was behind you so you did see it but also like her boyfriend had it handled like it wasn't getting out of control and what the hell is Sheena gonna do she's like two months postpartum who is she gonna fight off you know yeah no Charlie like handled it I guess she just like wanted some backup support from Sheena, which she didn't get. And it's interesting to see like the collapse of like the Sheena dictatorship among her minion friends.

Yeah, the young girls. Ariana was on Watch What Happens Live and she's like, I've never felt Sheena's a dictator, but that's not the kind of friendship that we have. But that's because it's a different dynamic. Because you're equals. But Sheena like does recruit these girls and like they're, she's helping them like come into

the fold but she requires like unwavering loyalty in return like that danica stuff was wild right and then watching charlie and markel like put together that like sheena's not really a good friend to them it's like great to see it but you know what i also love like postpartum sheena doesn't give a fuck like i think before her kid like every time someone would have a problem with her she was like really invested in it like every time someone would pull her for a chat she would like give it her whole that conversation with Charlie she was like I'm sorry yeah because no she was because Charlie like literally read her to filth yeah but I also think Sheena doesn't give a fuck like no she was just completely called out and there was no route to

take other than I'm sorry just like last week when Katie and Lala called her out for like running to Tom Sandoval telling him what they said about him. And like she just keeps backing herself into these corners. It's not that she doesn't give a fuck. She has nowhere else to turn. Also when she was at the table and everyone was ganging up on her and she was like I just like I left my dog like my kid for this like I just want to go home to my baby. It's like so now you know how Lala has been feeling all season. Also, can we talk about this whole photo shoot James Brock thing yes please okay because yes I do think James being

annoying like you help out a friend but I don't know I do think that Brock is like taking advantage of everyone here like I agree they're all celebrities they all have huge Instagram followings and yes they're all friends but like if this was just a random fitness app who wanted to like use them for a photo shoot their name and likeness like they might have been getting paid like maybe like 50 to 100 grand for this like they it's not nothing so no uh that's that's a that's extreme say it was um just an instagram post like at least oh just an instagram post yeah like he was on the one hand i think brock asks them to like post stuff all the time like text stuff and that stuff that would at least charge like 3k. Depending on the person.

Yeah yeah yeah. And also he wants them to like. That was interesting when James said. Like you're always sending us stuff to post. No and that just gave me like a window into Brock. That is like a major red flag. I agree. Especially because like he has Sheena.

Sheena's his partner. Sheena will support him. But to like use all of your connections in that way. When you haven't even launched anything yet. So like what's going to happen when you do have some shit that they need to promote yeah no that was a very telling thing and I do think like on the surface yeah it sounds like James is being annoying but you know it sounds like fucking Brock's being annoying and taking advantage of everyone in this group whom that he just met and to launch all these random businesses I agree

for everyone on the show when they're not filming the show like Instagram is their job and you are asking these people over not just once it seems to be like over and over again friends like friends like if any of my friends ever ask like I'm watching of course like but if it's like non-stop I'm like girl no and also it's different to like hey can you come to my launch party and support me? Yeah. That's different than can you come be a model. Post this link. And be the face of this brand and also post about it. Yeah.

That's something that like for these people, like they get their agents involved. Right. They get paid. Right. So I'm not surprised that someone said something. I'm surprised that it was James. Me too. I thought it maybe would have been like Lala.

It could have been anyone. Yeah, anyone. Because you know, when you you think about it like they're all huge on social they're all monetize their Instagram and this is bullshit like yeah and also it's like I don't know what his businesses say it's like a fitness app like then then they then it's like a non-compete with the next right brand that they can't work with in the future like this is their this their career career and so I didn't think James was being egomaniac at all I thought that you know Brock was asking for a lot of free services right and apparently this is not the first time yeah which was just very interesting to learn but you know what I was also thinking

like Brock is as much as I like literally can't stand him he's like becoming one of the main characters of the season like he will grow a huge Instagram like he has made himself known and if the show continues like he will no doubt be be asked back like I want to see how many followers he has right now I don't know if 101 okay not bad not bad so I just think like he's definitely understanding the opportunity he's been given to be on this show and like the implications it could have for him and his business and whatever I think he's putting the car before the horse i think when sheena said he has a kid to take care of and lala was like actually he has three i lost my mind like yeah did you forget no i literally lost my mind that picnic was like so stupid and so funny and like everyone was like ms like them all showing up just like in fairy princess dresses like they're

like 35 years old like sitting in a park in a poofy dress like I just know Katie Maloney felt stupid because like it was stupid yeah and that's where it's like you know Raquel and Katie being on the same show Raquel and Lala like Lala has a child like it just that's where the show doesn't make sense sometimes no it was all so stupid Katie's really doing her best to be a team player so much respect for Katie yeah no I was thinking of her and like I actually really doing her best to be a team player so much respect for Katie yeah no I was thinking of her and like I actually really like her friendship with Ariana because I actually do think they're both way smarter than their partners and they know it um but this Sandoval stuff is like so out of control and thankfully he was like not in this episode that

much like that's what made it somewhat tolerable but of course he will come back no even like like the previous he barely no no he like wasn't majorly in it but he still found ways to annoy me for example when he showed up to pick a ball and he was like oh damn i should have worn ariana's cheerleading uniform it's like no if he thought of that before he left the house like he would have shown up yeah in ariana's cheerleading uniform then when like later in the thing i think that maybe it was during the national anthem yes oh i know what you're gonna say i was like extra i like, extra. I love it. Yes. Yes.

I noticed that too. Oh, this is so extra, man. I love it. And then. Like he's the only one who's ever allowed to do something slightly over the top. And then Tom and Ariana were on Watch What Happens Live. And Ariana was like so great. She gets cuter and cuter every episode. Tom just like when he's asked a question, just like it's a bunch of words strung

together he doesn't ever finish his sentence and he doesn't say anything he should work in marketing it's just like a word salad oh that's what it's called I don't know how she deals no he shouldn't work in marketing he's not convincing me of anything no I know but like like he's working corporate like buzzwords it wasn't even buzzwords honestly it was a lot of like it was a lot of like you know um like just what are you trying to say spit it out yeah oh my god he's so infuriating and honestly the previews for next week where he like basically tells Tom Schwartz that they need to take a break because Tom Schwartz for the first time in his life in the most sad way ever like tries to defend his wife like I cannot stand Tom Sandoval and I'm like annoyed that all this stuff is happening off air with like James and Raquel and Lala and Randall because the

reunion is obviously going to be focused on that when I need like a full sit down that like we need an intervention with Tom Sandoval we do and I have to be honest I think Jax leaving the show was the worst thing that ever happened to Tom Sandoval because it really put a spotlight because he was always going toe-to-toe with they were always like you know getting under each other's getting on each other's nerves and Jax is like the villain so Jax was always in the wrong but it really him leaving has shown a spotlight on how insufferable Tom Sandoval is oh my god but when Charlie was like well you're friends with Jax who said horrible things about me oh my god like way to pull this reference out of your ass I loved it like no no Charlie like came with answers with facts that's why Sheena had nothing

to say other than I'm sorry you're right yeah actually I had a lot of respect for Charlie this episode yeah she go she like goes up and down between being like super strong in like her the way that she talks to people like when she came for Lala out of nowhere and also just being like a a quiet friend. Yeah, I think she like just climbs these random hills and like wants to die on them. And sometimes I'm like, what are you talking about? Like how her whole storyline was about like a dinner.

I was like, okay, why are we here? But then she like went super hard on Sheena. I just think she chooses the wrong things to like make herself about, you know? Yes, I think sometimes she chooses the wrong things. But when she chooses the right things and she puts the right energy forth she makes a concise clear argument yeah yeah um so it was like a dumb episode full of lots of filler but it was fine because mostly because tom sandoval was like completely gone yeah and i i considering i love

rala and i love pickleball i did not mind the pickleball tournament yeah and when that guy saying i was like dying that was so funny and he was really good he was really good and that just seems like a fun way to spend an afternoon totally but maybe I'm biased um so tonight what's on tonight OC oh yeah okay OC's on tonight we will recap that tomorrow and that's our show that is our show thank you guys so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the past five stories that you need to know

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