The Toast - S4 Ep23: That's OUR Show: Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Happy Wednesday! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. It is hump day! That's why Theo's here to get us all in the hump day mood. Oh, we love to see it. Today's such an amazing hump day because it really feels like a Monday coming into studio for the first time this week. And this week has just been so unexpected, so beautiful, so special. But I am really happy to be back. But the two snow days, I have to say, like, were the, I didn't even realize, like, was the reset I needed so badly, even after a weekend. So, so badly.

Like, I need to treat my weekends, because we get two days in a weekend, and we had two snow days. And, like, what I did in those two snow days, like, I need to treat my weekends like that. Yeah, I don't know why. Where it's, like, a work day, but I'm relaxing. I don't know why I have, like, so much value for, like, days off that I get during the week. And I have no respect for, like, the actual weekends that I get every week. I just, like, treat myself like shit. I sleep like so much value for like days off that I get during the week. And I have no respect for like the actual weekends that I get every week.

I just like treat myself like shit. I sleep like shit. I don't actually reset. And what would the world be if I was like so intentional with my time on the weekends, you know, showered both days and read and, you know, ate nourishing healthy food. Like, yeah, I think I got to start doing that. Yeah, I think it's time to be intentional. Yeah, it's like waking up every fucking um week weekend morning and like feeling hungover vomiting

and eating McDonald's like that's just not a way to nourish your body no I think you have to listen to your body and I learned a lot about my body in the last two days and I'm very excited to be back in studio we we really really missed being here but the Monday and Tuesday's episodes were like so fun just there was just it was like the snow was just like a blanket over the city and I was cuddled up in it yeah and now the blanket has turned to like duty brown slush you love because I just feel like it's not said enough it hasn't snowed in New York if Claudia's not talking about the duty because people romanticize winter in New York and they like glorify the snow. And like you're yes. OK, sitting on the hundredth floor of a building looking at the snow is nice.

Walking to work, real life, having a dog like you are not a New Yorker unless you eat shit and like trying to cross the street and like other people that come and help you up. And it's so embarrassing. That's so bad. Do you remember like the first time you fell? I do. Yeah, but I don't think it was in New York. Like I think it was at Colgate because it's so snowy there so icy and hilly kill me oh so embarrassing yeah that's so embarrassing so like

compared to that the streets of New York are a breeze plus when you got your moon boots on like literally I walk so slowly but very carefully but there was like no snow plow no snow I mean no salt I'll never forget the first time I fell in the snow I was down at NYU and I was walking to my internship and I was walking to my internship and I was like feeling myself, you know, like I got dressed special for the internship. Yeah, nothing says like brave, courageous, like wearing heels in the snow.

They were heeled booties, but yes, it was a two block walk from my dorm to 770 Broadway. Like it was really short. And I'm crossing Broadway and they do this thing where like they pile all the snow into the corners of the streets. Like there's no way to cross the street. The street is empty, but the corner. And so I just like lost my balance. And I remember before I fell, I did like the, like my feet were

sliding and like the guy next to me looked at me and he knew I was going down. We made eye contact and I'm like, sir, it's over for me. Like, please save yourself. And it was so mortifyingly embarrassing. And the pain, not to mention the physical pain. Yeah. Not just the emotional. I think the emotional pain is worse. Guaranteed.

And that's what has stayed with you to this day. Of course. I'm not even thinking about like my sore thigh. I'm thinking about the shame I've harbored. Absolute shame. But it is a rite of passage. Yeah. In any snowy city.

Or in life. I think falling, like literally falling on your ass is something that everyone has to go through. Yeah. And you know what like brings me peace at night is that like even famous people fall. You know, like no matter who you are, Jeff Bezos like slips and he twists his ankle when he's just like going for a jog, you know?

Everyone does it. And that makes me feel so, so good. Like Jeff Bezos stubs his toe. Yeah. And then he gets like so mad. He like curses. He's like, oh, fuck. You know?

Like he also has like sweaty diarrhea too. Like I just love thinking of really famous wealthy people in compromising human positions. Yeah. Sweaty diarrhea being one of them. Shawn Mendes. Love to see it. He has diarrhea. I bet you didn't know that. No. Fun them. Shawn Mendes. Love to see it. He has diarrhea. I bet you didn't know that.

No. Fun fact about Shawn Mendes. He suffers from the occasional diarrhea. Oh, wow. Well, we have so much to discuss today. We have so many stories that we need to get into. It's also Wednesday. So we got to your toasters.

Real Housewives of Dallas recap. Yes. I watched the past two episodes of Real Housewives of Dallas, which was a treat. I finished the Redheads book last night, which was so good and really such a great compliment to the other book, the wonderful book that we read this month. We're recording the episode of the Redheads tonight. I'm actually really, I'm always really excited to record the Redheads. Yeah.

It's like two in two weeks. It's a lot for us. Oh, wow. It feels like I'm like being left out. Do you want to come? Well, I was going to read the book, but you were, we share a Kindle account. And by sharing me and I just like stole yours. And I bought two books yesterday.

Sorry, I'll Venmo you. What was the second book you bought? Well, so I had, I gave up on The Last Mrs. Parrish. Good. Even though so many people were like, part two is so good. I just like, it's moving so, it's just so bad. I recently learned that you are not supposed to finish books you don't like like if you get into a book and you realize you don't like it do not

keep reading that's what I learned I would have thought the opposite but no so then I started Night Road which counselor recommended to me I've never heard of it um and then I like by the time I bought that one I was just like fatigued with looking so I just watched tv understood it's like when you watch so many trailers on Netflix yeah and then you don't watch anything but now I have a book and a half maybe I'll finish mrs parish like if I'm bored on the beach once like now I have two books in the future that I will at some point in my life complete very exciting yeah love to see you reading not on vacation what do you think about the act and I want to watch and I want to read how to fail at flirting that's what I was gonna say but you were reading it and I didn't want to fuck up your page no you already said

that oh I did yeah wow amnesia is on today yeah what do you think about reading from home rfh you know it's good because I've through quarantine quarantine I think maybe people can relate to this like at first it was like yes let's stay up all night and watch television and now it's like if I turn my tv on I'll throw up like I'm just like so done with my television because it's just I've officially reached the point where I have watched too much tv and so I just sit and like scroll tiktok and then I get up I get a snack and I go back to tiktok it's just like kind of boring and these last few months I haven't figured out like where to put my attention and my time and reading at home not on a beach which is what I'm used to is quite lovely. So happy that so happy to hear it. Yeah but I also

think I should go to a beach soon just to test the theory and make sure it's better to read on a beach. Oh yeah for sure. For research purposes. For that reason only. Yeah. Well should we get into what we came here to do today? Yeah I mean I have a heavy heart with one of our stories today and I think we should talk about it so let's do it. Yeah so let's get right into the past five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And that's true that is did you lie? No I didn't. I don't think that I did. You don't lie. I try not to. But you might have misspoke. Oh. Because and that misspokenness really got me feeling kind of sick you know like kind of like like rdh to my stomach um today's episode is brought to you by hum nutrition

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your needs and proven by clinical research. One small change done daily can help transform everything. That's true. Like for humnutrition and for life. A hundred percent. Okay. First story is the big news of the day. Morgan Wallen hurls the N-word after a rowdy night out. He apologizes, saying, quote, I promise to do better. So TMZ has the exclusive Morgan Wallen returned home Sunday from a rowdy night with friends. And as he walked up to his driveway, he hurled the N-word and other profanities. And it's all on video, and Wallen is remorseful.

The country star and a group of buddies had just spent a night out in nashville when they arrived at morgan's home at around midnight they were extremely loud honking horns and talking loudly loud enough to piss off the neighbors one of the neighbors began recording the antics on what appears to be a ring door like oh that's what it looks like oh that's interesting I didn't know that the neighbor was the one who took the video. Yes. So Morgan Wallen then sent out a statement, it seems like, to all of the major news outlets saying, quote, I'm embarrassed and sorry. I used an unacceptable and inappropriate racial slur that I wish I could take back.

There are no excuses to use this type of language ever. I want to sincerely apologize for using the word I promised to do better. I mean, this is so bad so bad like I don't know this is so disappointing this is so so so disappointing unacceptable and I have been such a big Morgan Wallen fan and I think today is a very upsetting day for those fans because there is this is just so unacceptable like it's January 2021 how are you using that word in conversation right and so casually. Like of course he didn't know he was being filmed.

But so you see like his demeanor. He's with his friends. This is clearly a word that is in his vocabulary. And that is just not okay whatsoever. And I feel like one this apology statement that he put out. Is bullshit. Is just not going to cut it. He did more of an apology when he got you know in trouble for kissing a girl in a bar. Because he had like a wife at home. Like I don't care what you do in a bar. Like, I want an apology

here. Yeah. And I think he's going to have to do much more to apologize for this. But I also feel like on a personal level, like he needs to look in the mirror and go on a personal journey. I think he needs help. I think there's been a lot of stories about him recently, like he's drinking and he's partying, which is absolutely no excuse, but that's definitely something he needs to get under control if like he gets drunk and this happens. Yeah, no, I agree.

And then also just like learning why what he's done is so wrong. So bad. I agree. He definitely needs some sort of break and some help to do some self-reflection. I'm so mad at him. Like when I, when I, like I defended him last time with his like dumb, like, you know, kissing girls in bars. Like I found a way around it. Like, yeah, because I just, two things I don't think are comparable. No, not at all. And so when I

saw this headline, I was so disappointed. I was so mad at him. Like, it's just, I don't know, first of all how you even say that word like in this day and age or at all any time of year but it's just this is like I'm so angry at him and I'm sorry to anyone like I watched a video and I'm sorry to anyone who watched a video and like no one should have to hear that word you know yeah yeah I agree I'm so angry at him. So, so angry. And a lot of people, a lot of country music artists are like talking about it on social media. And there's like two conversations going on.

It's like, you know, this is not what country music represents. And then some people are like, no, no, this like is what it represents. Like this is like a real problem in country music. And like we should talk about it, not like brush it under the rug. Like, oh, this is not what we're about, you know? Yeah. Because like it's of all the industries I'm sure they deal with especially like some the there aren't many black country artists and I'm sure they deal with like the worst of the worst so it's an interesting conversation whether it's like

something like should country music talk about it more or like you know it's not who we are or is this just like not reflective of country music but I don't think it's reflective of country music, but I think country music has a race problem. Yeah, I think that this like reinforces like a really negative stereotype about country music. Yes. And it makes the rest of the industry look bad too. A hundred percent. And I feel like, yes,

that's something that they need to figure out, but also like Morgan Wallen, this is on you. Oh, yes. Like you're not going to hide behind the industry and say that the industry is like what allowed you to become this person. Yeah. It's just, I'm so mad at him.

Like so angry, so disappointed. Like I had like, and since I heard, I've been listening to the album, like pretty much the truckers for Morgan Wallen are fucking angry outside. Yeah, that's an angry honk. Yeah, that's not a trucker like that they would do for Tayshia. Like, no, of course not.

I've been listening to the album like literally on repeat since the last like two weeks. I haven't been able to listen to it since. I'm like, I'm so mad at him. I feel the same way. If anyone wants to like put out a fire album, like now would be the time.

Somebody kind and genuine and lovely. Yeah, because I have an album hole. In my, yeah. Yeah. I'm so angry. Yeah. Okay, well, are you ready for some good my, yeah. Yeah. I'm so angry. Yeah. Okay, well, are you ready for some good news? Sure.

Out of the country music world? Okay. Oh, yes. Yes, this is such great news. TJ Osborne, who is one half of Brothers Osborne, is ready to tell his story to Time Magazine. In an interview with Time, he is coming out. He says that he's ready to put this behind him,

that he has known that he's been gay for a very long time and that people close to him know but that's just not something that he's felt comfortable felt comfortable coming out with publicly and now he is he says quote I'm very comfortable being gay I find myself being guarded for not wanting to talk about something that I personally don't have a problem with that feels so so strange. Right. No, I mean, when I read this, I was so shocked and I was so overcome with joy. I'm such a big Brothers Osborne fan. Their music is sickening the barn down. Like it's so fucking good. And I don't know, this is such a big deal. Like I can't think off the top of my head of any like huge country artists, male who are gay. Yeah. And I just feel like it's like such a brave thing to do and he's setting such an like an amazing example and he's

a pioneer and like I'm so thrilled I'm so thrilled and we always say like it's he's obviously been his true self for a very long time but to be someone in private and in public that is different I think can be tough difficult yeah yeah and so when someone like feels comfortable publicly being exactly who they are and being proud to be that person like I think that's the best feeling in the world and that's what I hope for for everyone yeah and I think that like this might encourage I don't know if anyone specifically I'm saying I think this might encourage more people in the country music industry to come out if they are gay like it just fosters a more welcoming environment when

you're not the first one yeah I agree and I'm sorry I'm sure I'm sure there are out male country artists that I'm not remembering but to me in recent memory this is like the first one I'm sure there have been so I don't want to like discredit but for right now contemporary yes this is a very big deal yeah I read it I was shocked like I didn't I never thought of him as anything other than straight because his music is very like you know yeah and when I saw it I was so shocked and so excited like I'm so happy for this is just a great great story it's a great day to put on a brother's house born album oh yes that's what we will do today that's what we don't do to celebrate the song tequilaquila again, like, is perhaps.

Actually, their album, they put out an album recently, and it's really good, and I haven't gone through it enough. So that's what I'm going to put on while I cook today. Literally, that song Tequila again, like, my favorite thing is to, people who don't like country music or have never heard that song, I make them listen to it because there's, like, a trick in the lyrics. Like, the whole first verse, he's talking about a girl, and then in the chorus, I don't want to spoil it for anyone you realize like the girl

he's been talking about it's tequila so I'm like did you see what he did there that's my favorite thing to do listen to the song yeah no that's like a lot of country music songs are like that where it's like yes trickster can't yeah and it's like beer can also like beer don't that's a Morgan Wallen song that yeah that. That we're just. We're not listening to anymore. Not, not right now. Okay, ready for our next story? Yes.

Golden Globe nominations are out. Oh, yes. Like who cares? Literally, who fucking cares? I know. But like one, the Golden Globes, like as far as award shows are considered a big deal. Two, I was interested to know like what were the big shows of the year? And three, as much as, like, celebrities have become

so irrelevant and out of touch in the last year, TV kind of got us through. Yeah, but Golden Globes is movies and TV. Yes. Sorry. I'm sorry. Like, the arts kind of got us through. Yeah, no, they did.

They did. So I was like, what were the big shows? Because there were so many shows. All we were doing this year was watching TV. Yeah, no, I could definitely tell you what the big shows are. I'm curious, like, what are the big movies because there were so many shows all we were doing this year was watching tv yeah no i could definitely tell you what the big shows are i'm curious like what are the big movies this year are there any so here are the here are the nominees and we'll go through each category tell me who you would vote for as a member of the globe okay that was golden of course the hollywood farm press yes no is that oscars whatever okay best tv musical, or comedy. The Flight Attendant, The Great, Schitt's Creek, Ted Lasso, Emily in Paris.

Are you kidding? I'm not kidding. Like, that's what makes this list. This was how you know it was a bad year. Yeah, and it's like... But it wasn't a bad year for TV. No, it wasn't. That is just so disgraceful.

For this one, it's either Schitt's Creek or maybe The Flight Attendant. Schitt's Creek. Yeah. Schitt's Creek. And plus, Schitt's Creek swept the Emm or maybe The Flight Attendant. Schitt's Creek. Yeah. Schitt's Creek. And plus Schitt's Creek swept the Emmys. It's the year of Schitt's Creek. Oh, yeah. Best motion picture, musical, or comedy?

Pairspray. Palm Springs. Oh, I heard that was good. I watched it on the plane and it was okay. It was at Groundhog's Day, right? Yes, yes, it was actually. It was okay. But the fact that it's nominated is like...

Crazy. Okay, it's been a tough year, I guess. But like we were all watching movies but movies i feel like were more delayed than tv hundred hand and rehearse the hand borat music the prom hamilton are they hamilton the hamilton that was like a video plus vcr like a camcorder like um Kris Jenner like someone like someone's mom on their iPad like um okay honestly I have not seen any movie in that category yeah so I can't give my professional opinion no um I the only movie that I saw was Palm Springs but like I I can't believe that's nominated for Golden Globe me too and in my mind the only movie like I heard about endlessly was

Hamilton like people were dying over it so I want to say hamilton yeah but then i also heard it was like weird and you could hear them breathing oh really like because it was live action like on the stage okay this is really crazy best actor oh no sorry best actor in a television series drama jason bateman for ozark josh o'connor the crown bob Bob who's Josh O'Connor and I think he's Prince Prince Charles oh Prince Charles excellent excellent Bob Odenkirk Better Call Saul Al Pacino Hunters Matthew Rhys Perry Mason oh Al Pacino and Hunters even though they disgraced his character in like the last episode he was excellent I just feel like I can't put my finger on who should be nominated,

but it's not these people. I mean, Hunters, I literally watched before quarantine. Like, how is that this year? Yeah. Okay, this is what's crazy. Sorry. Best supporting actress in a motion picture.

I have not heard of one of these pictures. Jodie Foster, The Mauritanian, Olivia Colman, The Father, Glenn Close, Hillbilly elegy amanda say freed mank helena zengel news of the world never heard of any of those movies never heard of any of those movies so i'm just gonna keep going this next category is good best actress in a miniseries or television film kate blanchett mrs america daisy edgar jones normal people winner shira haas unorthodox so good Nicole Kidman The Undoing oh

she's gonna win but the winner I think Anya Taylor-Joy Queen's Gambit oh this is a very competitive category this category this is the quarantine category yes I watched all of this in quarantine even Unorthodox that was like back when we were doing Toast Series yes and that was so good so good I think any of them these could win and I would be very very pleased. I totally agree. Best actor in a miniseries or television film. Hugh Grant The Undoing. No. No I mean I don't think he'll win. He wasn't that great. But I think that he was really good because like we had no idea what was going like how crazy he was. That's true. That's true. Ethan Hawke The Good Lord Bird. Ruffalo. I know this much is true. I kind of like, hot take, ready?

I find Mark Ruffalo to be like one of the most annoying celebrities. Like I feel like whenever there's a celebrity doing something like out of touch, Mark Ruffalo's there like with a, you know, a poster board. He's like, sign me up. Like I just find his presence so annoying and I really haven't enjoyed him in any filmography since Just Like Heaven. Since 13 Going on 30. No, Just Like Heaven is an incredible movie

when Reese Witherspoon comes back from the dead. Yeah. Bryan Cranston, Your Honor, Jeff Daniels, The Comey Rule. Okay, I forget, but it was someone in the beginning. Well, we've only seen The Undoing. But I like Jeff Daniels. I'm voting for him. I like Jeff Daniels, too.

Is he like the chubby blonde guy from the newsroom? Yes. So that, you know, the newsroom, I never watched it. But the, why are you laughing why i thought you made it in sky then why would you call me like the chubby brunette girl he's chubby blonde yeah by the way i don't like when people like get offended like you know whatever i'm really not even going there today um so you know i've never seen the newsroom but like the clip that opens the show, like tell us why America is the greatest, the New York Jets, like that clip goes so viral.

Like it's always coming up on my TikTok. I've seen it all over. I've seen the clip a hundred times. Like I've seen the newsroom. No, I watched all of the newsroom and I loved it so much. And I feel like, I don't know what happened to it, but I don't, and I don't know if it's like available to stream places, but it's such a good show.

And you know what's so weird about Jeff Daniels in the newsroom? He's also dumb and dumber. Yeah. How do you do both? That is called acting. Right, which is why I think he should win. You know, I actually agree with you. He gives me grandfather vibes.

I just want to sit on his lap and get presents. Okay, now it's time for our favorite segment what else has jeff daniels been in yes we'll have to work on that but okay imdb i know it's easier google films does a better job but also google um like they organize it at the top but again like please use my data and know which movies I've already seen. Okay. He was in Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumber 2, The Martian, Terms of Endearment, Steve Jobs. He was in Pleasantville. That's such a great movie.

Who was he in Pleasantville? I love Pleasantville. I don't know who he was. He was in RV, which is one of your favorite movies. That is one of my favorite movies. He was in Because of Winn-Dixie. Such a stellar flick. Wait, who was he in RV, which is one of your favorite movies. That is one of my favorite movies. He was in Because of Winn-Dixie. Such a stellar flick. Wait, who was he in RV?

I think he was a competing family's RV, like the father of the competing family. Oh, drama. By the way, RV starring Robin Williams, Cheryl from Curb Your Enthusiasm, and JoJo the singer is literally the highest cinematic achievement Hollywood has ever put out. It is such an incredible movie.

They also do a rendition at the end of the movie of Route 66 by Rascal Flatts. Well, it's not by Rascal Flatts, but I think Rascal Flatts covers it in the movie. Like, it's so good. I'm going to watch RV tonight. Oh, that's a good one. Enjoy. And then JoJo comes in. She's like the moody teenager at the end.

And I think they're at some wedding or something teenager at the end and she they're i think they're at some wedding or something i don't know where they're at and they go into like all singing root c66 and then of course like jojo slays it you know yeah i didn't like rv as much as you did i'll have to give it another chance oh my god it's a movie where i literally cackle like i i can't breathe like robin williams is so it's like my bad teacher yeah yeah like you can't breathe like Robin Williams is so funny. It's like my bad teacher. Yeah yeah yeah. Like you didn't get it. But also I haven't seen it in so long that it might be like a joy to re-watch because I don't remember any of the jokes. Or the opposite. Oh yeah yeah yeah. No but you should re-watch it. Maybe I shouldn't so that I can live like rent-free in my head is the best

movie of all time. Okay best actor in a motion picture comedy or musical. Andy Samberg, Palm Springs, Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, James Corden, Gordon the prom Lin-Manuel Miranda Hamilton Dev Patel personal history of David Copperfield I don't really care like I'm happy for all of you yeah I do think Sasha Baron Cohen in Borat while I thought Borat was not good he is excellent as the character yes so there's something to be said about that agreed okay best tv series drama this is the major category and I think that the nominees are lacking. The Crown. Winner.

Lovecraft Country. The Mandalorian. Ozark. Ratched. What about Queen's Gambit? What about Queen's Gambit? That's really bizarre. I know.

And I'm sure if I went back to like the rest of my viewing history, like there's other shows that have been snubbed and such. Yeah, I'm sure Bridgerton will be next year.

Even though like I didn't, I liked it. I liked it. I liked it, but I don't, I wouldn't advocate for it to be. No, Queen's Gambit.

Like what the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck? But The Crown is so good. Do we, am I waiting for another Crown season or did I just finish one? We just watched it.

Oh, that's bullshit. Yeah. Best actress in a motion picture, comedy or musical. Anya Taylor-Joy, Emma. Didn't know she was in something else. Oh.

Watching that. Rosamund Pike, I care a lot. Maria Bakalova, Borat. Kate Hudson, music. Michelle Pfeiffer, French exit. It's just so crazy like how I literally am a pop culture connoisseur. And I say this every time we go over nominations for Golden Globes or Oscars. And I've never heard of any of these movies.

I know. I just feel like we actually really watched a lot of stuff this year. So like, again, I just feel like these choices aren't my choices. Yeah. I just feel like growing up, there was like four movies that made it into every category. And you saw those four movies and like you were a well-informed Oscar viewer. Yeah. But I'm not, I can't keep up with all these.

Between all the streaming services, there's so many movies that could be best movie. And it's just exhausting to keep up. Yeah. Soon we're going to get into the bigger categories but best actress in a tv series drama olivia coleman the crown jodie comer killing eve emma corin the crown oh two crowns laura linney ozark sarah paulson ratchet ozark is like a really big one zach was watching it i heard ratchet was bad yeah i didn't i never i didn't know like anyone who watched it. Right, and it's like a Ryan Murphy Netflix show. Like, and whenever he does it, you know, he did Hollywood, he did The Politician. Like, everyone dies for it, and it's like you see it everywhere.

Did not see one thing about Ratched. Maybe it's good, but I haven't heard anything. Yeah, and then Best Actress in a Motion Picture Drama, which are like the big movies. Frances McDormand, Nomadland, Carrie Mulligan, Promising Young Woman. Oh, sheising Young Woman. Oh, she's going to win. Really? I've been meaning to watch that movie.

I heard it's very triggering. Like if, like there's a big trigger warning for sexual assault on the movie, but I heard it's incredible. Got it. Vanessa Kirby, Pieces of a Woman, Viola Davis, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, Andra Day, The United States vs. Billie Holiday. Oh, by the way,

I've also been meaning to see the Billie Holiday movie and I didn't know that Andra Day plays Billie Holiday. It's a Hulu, right? I don't know what streaming service it's on.

I've been meaning to watch that movie. Oh, maybe we'll do that for Toast Movie of the... Oh, that would be great. The Billie Holiday movie. And then also Best Motion Picture Drama,

which is like the big category that'll probably reflect the Oscar contenders. Nomad Land, Promising Young Woman, The Father, Mank, The Trial of the Chicago 7. Okay, I'm going to watch Promising Young Woman and the Billie Holiday movie. That's what I'm going to contribute to the Oscars. Yeah, but this is the Golden Globes. Yeah, but you know, like this is just the dress rehearsal.

Yeah, the Golden Globes are just... Are they in person? Like, what are they? I don't Yeah, the Golden Globes are just. Are they in person? Like what are they? I don't know what the setup is going to be. One of my favorite things is when celebrities post videos of themselves finding out that they got nominated. And like you can tell it's really genuine. I just love watching like surprise videos.

I just saw Kaley Cuoco's because like she's used to being on a sitcom. Like she's not used to working on Golden Globe worthy material. And she got nominated for the flight attendant. And her reaction was quite joyous. Oh, that's cute. It's like I also love watching military homecomings i just love like surprises yeah so beautiful so beautiful okay our next story new couple alert aaron rogers and shailene woodley are reportedly dating and if you watch the morning toast we discussed this in july and we watch back what we said. I said I was, quote, here for it.

And now that I'm seeing it, you know, right in front of me, I don't know that I'm here for it. You know, do not get any sort of materials. I'm not even close to, like, building a ship. Do not get my building materials out. Leave the toolbox in the truck. But it's like, I won't be burning down other people's ships because I'm not against it.

Me either. I just, meh. You meh. Yeah. Meh. Meh meh. Yeah. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh.

Honestly, ever since Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn broke up, I just don't believe in love for Aaron Rodgers. Like, I just think his time is up. He should just like focus on his career. Yeah, because then like he found Danica and I was like, you know what? Like that's the one. And that wasn't the one either. So I'm starting to feel like maybe he's toxic.

Like maybe it's him. That's a really good point. Yeah. The Green Bay Packers quarterback and Shailene Woodley are dating according to e-news with a source telling the outlet the pair have kept their romance quote private and low-key I will say though like that's a good recipe for romance they've been yes they've been rumored together since July it's now January we hadn't heard about it and they're still going strong and they were able to be low-key like they might be in love agreed I just don't know if Aaron

Rogers could really get down with Shailene Woodley's lifestyle from what I know about it she's very granola she like you know makes her own soap and she doesn't like you know but how do you know that he's not interested in making his own soap I just have a feeling like that's just not like what NFL guys do you know maybe this is a stereotype of me but I just feel like that's not what they do make their own soapy me yeah and I feel like if there's anyone on the planet who I'm less in like incompatible with less have less in common with it is one Shailene Woodley like she made all this money she's like I don't want it I'm like okay give it to me like oh material items I can have anything I want I want nothing okay give it to me yeah can't relate to like her struggle yeah so but opposites attract even though

we don't know anything about his personality and maybe he does make his own soap. I know nothing about him. And to be honest, like how he goes through women, it's like, maybe it's not that interesting. Like maybe they're leaving him because he's boring. And all he talks about is football. Football, football.

Like we get it. Football and his friends. Yeah. Like my God, chill. Anyways, that's the new couple alert. Build your ships at your leisure. At your own risk. Yeah. I'm done ship building. I'm ships at your leisure. At your own risk. Yeah.

I'm done ship building. I'm done. It's not a frivolous effort. You know, you spend all this time, like, getting so many ships for these people. And then in a matter of minutes, it's just. We're by the port. We're by the port back unloading the ship. Yeah.

It's exhausting work. Okay, next story. This one's for you our fifth and final but I'm also gonna like sneak in a little fifth year and final year. Jeopardy announces more guest hosts and here they are we have Anderson Cooper, Dr. Oz, Savannah Guthrie, and Dr. Sanjay Gupta. Okay. Four more guest hosts in the rotation of maybe people just having fun maybe people are auditioning. Dr. Sanjay Gupta and I were next to each other in the rotation of maybe people just having fun. Maybe people are auditioning. Dr. Sanjay Gupta and I were next to each other in the bookstore. And so there is a special place in my heart for him because he really legitimized my book.

So I want him to get the job. Yeah. Or, I mean, still, I think out of all of these names, maybe Dr. Oz resonates the most as someone who could, like, be that person. Warm, welcoming vibe. Yes. But still, I haven't heard it's like it's i'll know when i see it yeah and you know what even all those people like i'm not even watching jeopardy all those people you named well yes they are good hosts i don't know if they have that

factor and you know who just came to mind i mean we like say here maury no but yes yes but you know who just came to mind who rachel ray kind of kelly clarkson oh kelly clarkson it's like it's not the next stop on her tour no but she would be good at it maybe in like the next few decades but it's just like that's not in her map right what about oprah i mean she's so rich she doesn't need the. But like she could be that energy. She could be. Oprah? Mm-hmm. Just something to think about. Yeah.

I would love to see her guest host. Yeah. And then also I just wanted to add just some important biz news. Is that Jeff Bezos. Yes. Is no longer CEO of Amazon. He'll remain chief of the board. But he has stepped down from his CEO duties. And it was revealed.

Duties. Sweaty duties. board but he has stepped down from his CEO duties and it was a sweaty duties and it was revealed that Amazon Web Services CEO Andy Jassy would take over as the main man interesting I mean I can relate like if I was so rich like why would I still be working like going to work every day like no sleep in Jeff Bezos and the chairman chairman, the chair of the board, whatever he is, board of the chair, he can sleep in. And I feel that. He's worked really hard. Relax. Yeah. He said that running Amazon at large is exhausting and all encompassing. And he's got other projects he wants to go all in on. He'll still have a hand at the wheel, though, as executive chair of Amazon's board. Yeah. I mean, I'm wondering, like, is there a scandal? Like, people don't step down. So it's like, what's the scandal? Naked pics? Like,

what did you do? Well, we already had those. Like, people don't step down. So it's like, what's the scandal? Naked pics. Like, what did you do? Well, we already had those. We already had the texts. Like, that was that level of scandal, I feel. I want to get drunk with you. I want to wake up and read the newspaper. Maybe he's just, like, stepping down because he wants to, like. Because he's embarrassed.

No, because he just wants to wake up and read the newspaper. Yeah, and drink with her all night. Yeah. Yeah, no, I just, I'm curious. Or maybe something's up. But you know what? We said the same thing about Bob Iger. But he stepped down, remember?

Because there was still like two years on his contract. And we were like, oh, there's a scandal coming. There wasn't. Right, but it's like, you step down to avoid the scandal. So if they're stepping down, it's like, we're not going to ever see the scandal. Oh. Probably. Oh, I thought it's like preemptive.

If they do their jobs right. I thought it was preemptive. Like, okay, the scandal's coming, but at least I won't be, you know, associated with Disney anymore, you know? Yeah. Maybe. Or maybe it's like this is the, these are the terms. You know what disappoints me about Bob Iger?

Hmm. So we were never able to get in contact with, like, one of his grandchildren, you know? Like, I feel like whenever we say things on the toast, I always get a DM being like, that's my brother. Yeah. I've not heard from a single Bob Iger relative. And that's upsetting. That is upsetting.

But keep dreaming. Never stop. Keep dreaming. Reaching for your goals. Should we do our TV recap segment? Yes. Those were the stories. And I feel as though you needed to know them.

For sure. I feel very informed. Like, I feel like I digested all that information. And I'm feeling good. Feeling good. That's good enough to cure the RDH. But just in case. Just in case. I'm sneaking back. I good. That's good enough to cure the RDH. But just in case, just in case. I'm sneaking back.

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It's like kind of weird. Yeah. But then it was like there was the other parts of the episode were people's personal lives. And I also was like not feeling that either. So I was like, why didn't we get more from Brandy's birthday? But there's only so much that they can do and I actually thought they had a really fun the day looks very long it did but like I feel like they were having a good time eventually and I thought Deandra did a great job of planning me too you know I'm in this place now where like

Carrie is so wrong and I'm really disappointed because I love Cameron but time and time again I feel like when it comes to fights she's always on the wrong side of history but I just love her so like I don't care but like I'm always disagreeing with her like Carrie is wrong but it's worth mentioning that like Carrie's obviously going through a lot and she hasn't spoken up to the women and I think that if she did they would like give her a break because she's acting so erratically and like she's so nuts but she's going through something so like if she had vocalized it I think the women would have been more sympathetic towards her um and kind of given her a pass for poor poor behavior but nobody knows so she just looks like she's just being insane yeah I agree it was tough to watch and I do feel like she is just causing a lot of drama and I just feel like she's in a bad head

space like with her kids like there's a lot going on I think we learned last year like her marriage isn't perfect I just think she has a lot going on in her personal life and that's why she drinks a lot and that's why she's just like always lashing out at people but then also like she hasn't mentioned it to anyone and then at the table she like kind of blurts it out and I like yes so given that now they know they should give them pass but it is hard for like the women and I think D'Andrea to just be like oh okay well now I'm not mad anymore no it was so the wrong time wrong place and I'm I feel like Carrie actually like felt really bad like she almost didn't get permission from her daughter to share it with the women yeah I felt like the way that that all unraveled was just not natural not and not what anyone would have planned I just it was kind of

strange yeah one of the things that I found really interesting this episode was we learned about Jen not what anyone would have planned. I just, it was kind of strange. Yeah. One of the things that I found really interesting this episode was we learned about Jen, who's like this friend of housewife who like keeps hanging around. And I think it's very clear that she was intended to be filmed as a full-time castmate, but something happened.

Maybe she was boring or whatever. What I read online was that there was like an incident with her and her husband and some sort of substance. Like they were just kind of messy and like, yeah, that's why they didn't get to but then she's sitting talking she doesn't drink she's sober like that that was shocking to me yeah so I think that's just a part of her story yeah um it would have been interesting to

see it but I was actually wondering why because it sounds like it's super dramatic and like interesting yeah but Bravo just clearly drew the line and was like no we're not gonna air this also Carrie referring to Tiffany as COVID girl, is literally the most out of touch thing, like, of all time. Like, in this day and age, like, where we respect our health care heroes and she's like out here making a mockery of it. Yeah. That was such a weird place that that argument went to. Like, then coming down on Tiffany for hanging out with them, even though she's exposed because she's a doctor. I was just like, what?

Is this like what's bubbling under the surface? Yeah, no, it was so stupid. It was so stupid stupid but I was glad that Brandy put an end to it because it was like getting really off yeah the wagon but it's clear that a lot of these tensions remain the one thing I will say about Tiffany as much as I am enjoying her it's very clear that she has this baggage like she's you know stressed about being a mom and working full-time so like maybe now wouldn't have been the best time to join a reality show like it just does feel like a little silly to like watch her struggle with this when I know she just took on a third job of being a mom and working full time. So like maybe now wouldn't have been the best time to join a reality show. Like it just does feel like a little silly to like watch her struggle with this. When I know she just took on a third job

of being a housewife, which is filming and reunions. Like it's a lot of work. Yeah. So I'm just like kind of bored by this whole like working mom guilt thing, which I know was like a real issue for a lot of people. But like you just took on a reality show. So like you should have figured that out

before you took on this new opportunity. I totally agree. And we kind of opened the episode with her talking about it, closed with her talking about it. It's a lot of her talking about it, especially like I always say for a new cast member to get so into like your personal issues when I don't even really know you yet. It's like, I'm not. You have to earn that.

I'm not like fully interested in like your work-life balance struggle. Couldn't agree more. And if that was just like her personal storyline that would be that is fine but it's just she's getting the most personal story time yeah line it's bizarre so I was just like by the end I was really bored and it was sad because she was so emotional and I'm just like I wasn't connecting to it at all yeah I'm like so why did you take this third job yeah like the irony of her you know crying in her room about being overwhelmed by her two jobs while doing this new third job like it wasn't lost on me also did you watch oh

you did not watch watch what happened i watched like the first five minutes it was so boring and like both of their wi-fi's were so blurry oh my god what are you talking about yeah literally i couldn't see anything it was perfection terrible terrible stephanie and tiffany were on watch what happens live and i was nervous that it was going to be awkward because like we know that they had like a little bit of yes drama because of Stephanie talking about the closet tour I thought it was Tiffany's first time ever on Watch What Happens Live I thought she did an amazing job like literally in her closet she was sitting in her closet but no a lot of things came up and she pretty much one of the viewers asked exactly what Cameron said like how is it

not hypocritical for you to push the chicken feet on her while you didn't want the shots and to call her a COVID girl when she called her COVID girl and she just like completely um was like yeah no she was like with the chicken feet thing I think I was trying too hard I wanted to like make a moment Cameron West got like on TV eating a chicken foot like how funny would that be and I just definitely tried like was trying to write I'm like wow that's a really big thing to admit like no that's very mature so often we all try too hard and like and to not defend your own hypocrisy is like the hardest thing to do trust me I know yeah and so I just think everybody I think Andy was really impressed by her I think that oh I'd love that yeah and I think that she's gonna be like amazing at reunions and I

think she's got it all going on well the thing what we always say like the cornerstone of a good housewife is being able when it when it's the time to admit when you are wrong and apologize and you go down a very dark path when you cannot ever once own your shit and like you just deflect everything onto someone else and like nothing is ever your fault that becomes like cyclical and really boring to watch so that makes me happy to to hear like she saw herself on tv like doing two conflicting things and she owed it like it's not not a big deal. It's so not a big deal. No, I love that for her. And like now that she said that, like I'm never going to think about it again.

Right. No, but like it would always bother me if she like never owned it. Yeah. Like that's how I always felt about Dorinda. Like she never owned anything. So I couldn't move on to the next season because I was still mad about what she did in Miami to Bethany. A hundred percent.

Also, Andy went on Bethany's podcast and I am 100% going to listen to that. I saw a clip. It sounded so good. That's exciting. Yeah. Can we do Dear Toasters now? Let's please. Let's 100% going to listen to that. I saw a clip. It sounded so good. That's exciting. Yeah. Can we do Dear Toasters now? Let's please. Let's see what everyone's up to.

Dear Toasters is our advice segment. If you ever want advice, you can email us deartoasters at gmail.com. We will read your prompt anonymously. We will change names. You don't have to worry about any of this. This is a long one. Hi, Claudia and Jackie. I love you both so much.

Thank you for always making my mornings great. And Claudia, so excited to read your book. i'm starting right after i send this thanks here's the sitch at the last super bowl in miami my boyfriend cheated on me after some time we've been able to reconcile our relationship is better than ever and i'm not worried about this ever happening again the real issue is all of this is his the real issue in all of this is his parents they don't know any of that stuff that happened and i'm not exaggerating every time i'm around them which is about once a week they bring up him going to the Super Bowl last year. It's weird. That is weird. They're huge fans of the Chiefs and anytime they have a chance,

they will say things like, wasn't the Super Bowl the best weekend of your life? And it's driving me insane. For Christmas, they got him a coffee mug, a beer mug, and a mouse pad with a photo of him at the fucking Super Bowl. When we were at that house for Christmas, his mother served me coffee in that mug. She also got one for herself. And it took everything inside of me not to chuck it at a wall. We've completely moved past this, so it's really annoying that now in my own home,

we live together, I'm constantly confronted by the hardest thing we went through in our relationship every time I do the dishes. I know if his parents knew about this, they would never bring it up again, but I know he really doesn't want them to know. Is this part of forgiving him and moving on?

I really do think I will be marrying this guy. And sometimes I think about how my whole life I will never stop being reminded of this incident. What should I do? Smash the mug? Right now my plan is just to suffer in silence and hope one day it'll stop. But I know if we do get married and this continues, one day I will crack and it'll all be exposed. Let me know what you guys would do because I am stuck from a triggered toaster wow get rid of the cups no this is just so not your problem to like you didn't do anything wrong and now it's constantly staring you in the face and I feel

like part of your boyfriend um being forgiven like what he needs to do is like tell his parents like listen um he doesn't have to say I cheated on you just say like the Super Bowl is a source of contention for us like I messed up that weekend. And please stop bringing it up at every turn. Like, I think he needs to say something to them just so that they know that it's, like, a weird spot in your relationship. And assuming that once they know that, they will stop bringing all of these things up. Yeah, and honestly. Also, like, if your mother-in-law wants to serve him in the mug in her house, like, that's fine.

But in your house, you do not need those mugs. Yes, get rid of the one in your house but also you know what you could do hold like you stand in the kitchen on the hard on top of a hardwood floor and you hold it and then you release yeah no literally like you drop it kerplunk the thing is though is that like i don't know why we're like he fucked up like why we're protecting him so much like tell your parents like the parents should know if you're that close to them once a week but yes i it's not that we're protecting him so much. Like, tell your parents, like the parents should know if you're that close to them once a week. But yes,

it's not that we're protecting him. It's like, who wants to dig this all up again? And now everyone knows and it's like, it just happened all over again and she's finally gotten past it. It's as much for her

as it is for him. And I think that they can just be like, politely nudged into being like, listen, like that is just like a pit in our relationship. Please stop bringing it up. If she is as over the incident,

like as she says she is then they should be able to get through this like I don't think it'll last forever no and I think that the best way to go about is he needs to say something to them not disclosing all the details but like making it clear that he Super Bowl is off limits Super Bowl is just a sore subject and you know what as more Super Bowls pass this will get less and less because crazier things will happen at the next Super Bowl you You know, my Aunt Sally gets drunk. By the way, I've been meaning to say we need to put in our predictions. Also, you're saying that they're Kansas City Chiefs fans.

So hopefully they win. Is this a sign? They win this Super Bowl, hopefully. And maybe you guys should go to Tampa like tomorrow. Is this a sign? I think you guys should go to Tampa. Hopefully Chiefs win. New memories.

Okay, Jackie, who are we giving it to? I'm going with the Bucs. Maybe we should do different ones. That way one of us is a winner. Okay, because I was going to say the Chiefs. Okay, great. I just like to put my money on the future, not the past. I understand.

I just... And I'm not going to lie. Loved Kansas City when I went. Fabulous place. Fabulous people. I did also go to Tampa. Fabulous place, fabulous people. But not as fabulous as Kansas City. I said what I said. You know, I don't know. I could see it going either way. No, I know. The thing is, there's really a 50-50 shot.

I think one team is going to win and one team will lose. No, I think that's actually a really good prediction. And I could see Tampa winning and I could see Kansas City winning. And I could also see Tampa losing and I could, hypotheticallyetically see Kansas losing. I don't know. I just. Is Kansas City in Kansas City or is that one of those Missouri ones? Oh asking the wrong person. Like I get confused. I think Kansas City is Missouri and Oklahoma City is Oklahoma. There's one that's like not in the city you know. Yeah. Okay yeah. All right next up. I'm still I just feel like I could see myself watching the Super Bowl and being like how did I not bet on Tom Brady like duh how many times

does he have to tell me right yeah yeah yeah before I believe that he's gonna do it but I could also see it like being the time like this underdog turning no just like a turning point where it's like everything's in the rear view for Tom Brady yeah that doesn't you don't get to the Super Bowl playoffs championship just to be in the rear view. No, when it's in the rear view. Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. So he's still that Tom Brady.

I'm going Tom. All right, next up. How you doing, Claude, Jax, Theo, and Bruno Sweets? Doing good. Long-time listener, first-time caller. I live in New York City and my businessman, Beau, and I rented an apartment at the beach for the winter. Oh, that sounds so nice.

It's a studio with no desk, so we both work from the kitchen table. Yesterday, businessman Bo requested I not go behind his computer as he would be on a video call. Easy enough. I then went to the bedroom to change into workout clothes without remembering that there was

a mirror behind him. I had just taken off my bra when I heard him screaming. Much to my dismay, it was too late. I had flashed the whole group. To make matters worse, this was a welcome to the team call for a new analyst welcome to the team here are my girlfriends here are my girlfriends

tits he's so welcoming what now ladies his group meets for outdoor safe happy hours regularly and significant others go also he's a pjama and I don't want to break up with him do I bring it up and laugh about it do I pretend it never happened all while knowing in the back of my mind that it did help an itty bitty titty toaster can't relate oh well if it's itty bitty titties maybe he would think that there was a man stop no it's like like it's just less stressful do you know what i mean here's the thing here's the thing i just feel like i we never really talked about the flip side the flip side to having a businessman bow you're right there is a flip side which is that he's constantly working he's yeah it's exhausting you can't run around naked like if he's even if there wasn't a mirror behind

him like if he's working like through the night like the window behind him gets reflective like these are just the trials and tribulations of having a businessman but the thing is like you guys were so conscious enough before this phone call to be like let's not walk behind me nobody really thought about the mirror like how things happen claude things really really happen you would just fucking own it if that was me i'd be like yeah those are my titties want to pick i would just i'm that girl five dollars for a photo ten dollars for feet i just feel like what i'm getting from this story is like, you guys have a good relationship. Don't let this.

Don't let this sidetrack the good thing you have going. In terms of the happy hour, just walk in confident. Walk in confident. Like, you're beautiful, stunning, and smart. Walk in and say, you're welcome. And just get a drink. A lot. And then flash your titties again.

This time intentionally. Find a way to make a joke about it and then like but it's also a professional environment so you can't also don't want like people hr yeah yeah yeah that's a tough one good luck hey claudia i mean i'm sure people have done worse in these times you know oh yeah we reported on that guy like six months ago started started jerking off on his Zoom. Jeffrey Toobin, but like he lost his job and everything. So it's like, that's not really- We don't want that for you. That's not a good example.

You know, in these COVID times, like there is like a line, like- Between like, oops, I'm at home. Like, what do you expect from me? And unforgivable. Hello, I'm a pervert. Just your neighborhood sex offender. Hey.

All right, third and final hey claudia and jackie how you doing claude thank you so much for your book i absolutely loved it i laughed i cried i think i might just have to read it again thank you i swear that's written i didn't make that up so my boyfriend and i have been together for seven years and living together for three over quarantine i found it impossible to sleep in the same bed as him for the most part it is him allowing our five-year-old chocolate lab to push him over to my space, leaving me hanging off the bed. When I awaken to this in the middle of the night and either move the dog over or kick

him off the bed to the dog bed, which is two feet away and very comfortable, my boyfriend gets upset. Then there are nights when the dog is sleeping on the dog bed and my boyfriend will still maneuver his way into my bed space and I'm once again hanging off the side. When I nudge him, sorry, this is funny and I'm seeing a lot of similarities to my own life. When I nudge him awake and he once again gets upset. I've tried explaining to him that he's never done this before and I sleep like that. Sorry. I tried explaining to him that he's never done this before and I sleep like that and don't move so it's completely on him. He says he just wants to be close to me.

I know this is completely not true, because we were long distance for a year, and when we visited each other, we never had this issue. He's a pijam, and I don't want him to think that I don't like sleeping with him, but I feel like I'm one bad sleep away from drugging him with Advil PM and red wine. We have a queen-size bed, and we can't fit a king

up the spiral staircase in our apartment. Any advice? Love a burnt toaster. You know what? There is a special place in hell for people who get in your way of you in a good sleep. I agree. It's so abhorrently offensive. And this, I take personal, like, I take personal events to this. I've been going through this. Theo always sleeps in the middle of me and Ben's bed. Theo is small. As he

should. We have a king bed. It really works totally fine. But recently Theo has been deciding to lay horizontally. No. Even if he lays horizontally he still fits. Our bed is really big. He's been deciding to lay on Ben's side on the opposite side of the middle. So Ben is now forced to move closer to me. And I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and Ben is like breathing in my ear. I literally suck him I'm like get the fuck what the fuck he's like I'm like I don't care move him he's a dog like it's so disgusting I'm like I can feel when someone's on on me in my sleep and this is really upsetting and you have to start laying down some ground rules say like listen I work eight hours a day I'm fucking tired Put the dog in the bed and get away from me. Yeah. Or.

Stern. Stern. Or it's time for separate bedrooms. Yeah. I just feel like it's just, I'm watching Downton Abbey and that's like something that they used to do back in the day. They do it in the crown. Yeah.

Separate bedrooms. And I just, I see it. Yeah. No, to be honest, like, you know, when people say like, oh, how's, you know, this person's marriage? They're sleeping in separate bedrooms. I'm like, oh, so things are going well. You know, like that sounds ideal. I don't think there's anything wrong with sleeping in separate bedrooms.

If you're the type of person who doesn't sleep well with others and you like really value sleep, like some people can run on five hours of sleep. I checked my health app. I get consistently nine hours of sleep every night and I'm still so tired. Like sleep is important to me. What about you guys get like a really nice dog bed for the dog to sleep on she said she has one it's so nice it's two feet away from the bed and it's very comfortable so you're and then your boyfriend can sleep on it maybe you also just have to like put him down yeah your husband

or you need to move where you can have a king bed like yeah that's a thing you know I was um I forget I was looking at someone's Instagram they were saying how they just got a king bed for the first time I forget who it was oh it was Julie Wilson from Cosmo magazine she said she's they've had a queen bed their whole life and she's gonna get a king bed now and I literally left a comment I'm like this is going to change your life like king beds if you have the space I cannot do you sleep still sleep in a queen i sleep in a queen bed okay that's insane i know and i have the space for a king and i'm not gonna get one right now but like and i ordered a new bed a year ago change your life i know i know

what am i doing by the way your new bedroom is huge huge but i can't get one right now because i free mattress companies reach out she needs one but it's like it's too much change no it's not jackie literally like in me and ben's first we're literally on top of each other when we're asleep like it's always it's always something in me and ben's first apartment the bedroom was really small and we still shoved a king bed in there we didn't have any room for nightstands we had one dresser and a tv we had no room for anything it was the happiest i've ever been like i would have it no other way even though the room was perfectly sized we could have had the cutest room if it was a queen or a full bed

not gonna happen like i think that you know a good sleep situation is the root of a healthy marriage yeah but we do have a good sleep situation and bruno does not sleep with us oh that's true and if bruno slept with us it would be a disaster. But in a few years, he will start. Like I'm just letting you know. In a few years, I'll have a king. I don't know why you're like so against it. You just like need it. I don't know.

It's like, it is sort of nice. Like we're forced to like see each other in our sleep. No. And it's like, hey. I'm gonna vomit. Hi, how you doing? That sounds fucking horrible. How you doing?

That sounds disgusting. Like I don't want to be at a certain point. Because like when we sleep in a king bed in hotel room beds, like, we don't see each other. Like, it's like goodbye. Yeah. And so then when we come back to our queen, it's like, oh, hi, how are you? No, the thing is, is that, like, with the king, when we watch TV

and, like, before we go to bed, like, we're in the middle. Ben's on my side. I'm on his side. But then a time comes when I'm like, goodbye. And that's nice to have your own space. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I know. a time comes when i'm like goodbye and that's nice to have your own space yeah okay i mean i know but it doesn't i mean i sleep great yeah yeah okay well good luck to you like put rule with an iron fist sleep is too important yeah i don't know what the suggestion was but the suggestion was

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