The Toast - S4 Ep26: Sports Adjacent Relationship News: Monday, February 8th, 2021

Episode Date: February 8, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. I hope everyone had an amazing, delightful Super Bowl weekend. I know I did. I know I did. Wow, what a weekend. So much is going on this morning that we have to unpack. Yeah, we're a little late. Sorry to those who were waiting for the episode, but it's been a crazy morning. It's been a crazy morning. It was a crazy weekend. We were both away on our respective little road trips trips and then there was a huge storm yesterday. I was planning to drive back yesterday with my friends but none of us wanted to drive in the snow and the snow was like literally. It was crazy where I was. You couldn't leave early and you couldn't leave late and you couldn't leave in the middle. We were truly stuck so we just made the best of it and I actually wound up having an amazing Super Bowl Sunday with my friends and

then we woke up at 6 a.m. this morning and drove straight to the studio. Did my makeup here which is why like I'm wearing a pair of shoes that I would probably never wear on the show but I didn't go home first and it was the weather like blame it on the weather man you know I too drove straight but I stopped at home so that's why I look like much better than you wow hurtful I just feel like my sweater is just it's really cute it's actually a cute sweater, but one that I never planned to wear on the show is more of like a lounge sweater. Cause I don't know what that, it's super flattering, but I did the best that I could. And I actually wound up really maximizing

my weekend and it was, it was fabulous. Yeah. You know, like whenever I have like a sleepover, let's say on a weekend, I'm the type of gal who wakes up on Sunday morning and just runs home. Cause I like to, you know, make my Sundays productive clean my house wash my hair and so I miss out on like a big chunk of sleepover while I'm running home on Sunday mornings and it was something crazy about like spending usually at Brian's like I'll wake up and just bounce but spending the whole day there we went snow tubing we watched Super Bowl we made chili we made queso we made a roast chicken like it was so fabulous so fabulous so it all worked out maybe the weatherman you know had a little something up his sleeve he just knew we needed like a little bit more weekend

yeah he gave it to us and it's like my big plans for being at home were to make my spinach artichoke dip well magnolia table recipe hang with bruce and watch the super bowl and i wound up doing all those things just with my friends and without bruce and without bruce which was really hard and i still haven't seen bruce and i miss br Bruce he's on the loose well me and Theo like spent the weekend like falling in love all over again I heard I heard it was it was headline news it was such a good weekend and Mark I made Margo come with me and she brought Magnolia and TPG has like a beautiful home with tons of rooms but of course like I made Margo sleep with me and it was in the bed me Margo Theo Magnolia and it was like heaven heaven damn even though I slept horribly like the Magnolia lays on your head and Theo

lays on your feet like you just you're getting it I've heard that Magnolia lays on your head I'm sleeping and I hear something like sniffing and scratching behind me I'm like what the fuck I'm not used to that Theo does not go above my waist like he likes the bottom of the bed so it was just a lot and I didn't necessarily like have a good sleep but I enjoyed myself with my family yeah you definitely had like a fulfilling meaningful sleep and that's more important arguably yeah it's a new sensation that really sounds like so heavenly um I'm jealous and I'm sad for Bruce that like he wasn't a part of that but sometimes you know the cousins have to hang out without the youngest cousin that's okay not old enough to ride this ride but it was nice like I I feel like I usually

do like the most for the Super Bowl but it was just like very you know relaxed and it was nice I drank wine it was just lovely it was really lovely it and I just like watched it there was no one there that was like so invested like stressing me out like I was like registering what was happening but like no no emotions were invested except I remembered that I had $50 coming to me my palms are itchy I've got money coming in hey Claude where's my Venmo okay you know what I'll send it even though like I thought it was really more of a like hypothetical well I mean bet but I'll send it you sent the request let me make watching the game more interesting so if we're not gonna

follow through it's like what are we doing well the thing is is that I'm so glad you brought that up because I was in Pennsylvania where it is legal to bet on sports. So you can download apps like DraftKings Sportsbook that will only work when you're in certain states. So during, I bet like money on random things like the coin toss, who was going to win. And even though I did think the Chiefs would, I was hoping it was their time. I did bet on the Buccaneers because I'm not stupid. And I made $400. So I'll give you my 50. Wow that's okay because last night you called me

you're like I lost so much money I can't pay. The thing is is that the $400 that I made you can also play blackjack on this app and I I lost it all I didn't end up cashing out my winnings because I lost it all on so it was like I was net even but it felt like I lost. But did you have a good time? I did I like I can never live in a state where it's legal because these apps make it too easy and you know when you're

playing at blackjack on an app like it's so rigged against you because it's like a machine oh for sure because it can literally be

I sent it you're welcome wow thanks so much I just love being you know true to our word yeah no you're right

I'm a woman of my word it's the right thing to do and one time it will be your time yeah it's just like it was like so not the chief's time like not be your time. Yeah. It's just like. It was like so not the Chiefs time.

Like not even close. Not even one touchdown. Like how disgraceful. But they got like some points on the board. Yeah. But not from a touchdown. Like from the kicks. It was really disgraceful. And you know what?

Not that I'm an analyst or anything. But the true disgrace was the defense on the Chiefs. Like it wasn't Patrick Mahomes fault. They kept sacking him. Yeah. So it's like where is the line of defense? No, they were not protecting him whatsoever. That's their job.

To protect at all costs. And there was not even one cost. Not a cost. Not a single cost. Not a single cost. It was frustrating. Even though, like, I knew they were going to lose. But I just love an underdog story.

I know. I just thought it was going to be, like, more interesting and more of a nail-biter. I feel like for the last few Super Bowls it's like really just been like there's a winner the whole time and I find that so boring like give us a game. Yeah but at least like there was points being scored. I think the most boring Super Bowls is where there's like no touchdowns like nothing's really happening. Yeah also I felt like you know the Super Bowl came at a great time for our country. I felt very unified watching the Super Bowl like just everyone was online like talking about the same thing and like it was just even though it's like you know

different teams like we're all in it together. No, there was a lot of excitement. And it was nice to just see, like, a big sporting event like old times, you know? Just like old times. And there were people in the stadiums. Like, it was crazy. Yeah, but they weren't really showing us a lot of the stadium. Even when they did the field stuff at the end, like, it was, like, on portrait mode.

Everything in the background was blurred. Did you see that? The whole Super Bowl was on portrait mode. And is that, like like an artistic style or they just don't want people like be seeing what's going on in the background and like someone at CBS got a new camera and they couldn't stop playing with the portrait mode feature I was so confused they did it once I'm like oh that's cool but time and time again it's like all right we get it you have the new feature no and also when I was watching the end it was like Tom in portrait mode and then the back of Travis Kelsey like going into back into the locker room and I felt like I was watching the end, it was like Tom in portrait mode and then the back of Travis Kelsey like going into, back into the locker room.

And I felt like I was watching a movie. No, it was emotional. It felt like the end of the movie. I mean, ask me how many times I've watched that video of Giselle and the kids running down to hug Tom Brady. So cute. So cute. And I just really felt like, I did a little bit of research because I feel like a lot

of people are always like interested in, you know, the Bridget Moynihan of it all. For those who don't know, he was dating Bridget Moynihan. I don't know how anyone can not know. But I didn't know that this is how it happened. Okay. He was dating Bridget Moynihan of it all for those who don't know he was dating Bridget Moynihan I don't know how anyone can not but I didn't know that this is how it happened okay he was dating Bridget Moynihan they broke up he started dating Giselle and then Bridget found out she was pregnant so they weren't even together when she found out um but of course they decided to like co-parent and everything I'm sorry there's like literally like, literally, like, a hair in my mouth. That stinks. It's sick. Sick.

Fucking sick. Whatever. So I was, now, so I feel like whenever I watch, like, them interact, like, I always look at the oldest son, like, to see, like, you know. And Giselle is just, like, from, I don't know if she was, like, acting, but, like, it just really felt like she was, like, like, treating them all like they were her own. Like, it was just, like, a lovely blended family.

I think they have a lovely blended family. I think they have a lovely blended family. I think it worked out very well. And Bridget Moynihan, when they won the conference finals and now the Super Bowl, she's always supporting Tom on social media because that's like her kid's father. So it's just like, it's really like a picture of, you know, blended family and maturity at its finest.

Yeah, it's a modern family. It's very it's very nice to see and the fact that they're all famous like makes it so much more interesting yeah famous and fabulous because there are plenty of excellent blended families across the country but like I really care about Giselle's you know I care about the other ones too and also I care about Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler's in the movie blended because it's a fantastic movie about blending families I never saw it oh my god Claudia it's so good like you wouldn't think it would be good like you'd think it'd be annoying but there's just so many great moments it's like it's on point no I know it's just like one of

those movies I never wanted to see and like you should treat yourself especially since you've now voiced an interest in blended families well I am gonna treat myself I meant to do it this weekend but I just like didn't get to it but I've been meaning to treat myself to like a glass of wine and RV I haven't done it yet but I that's like that is a night coming up for me at some point I know it's in my future wow that sounds really really nice speaking of movies I want to say two things okay the first is that since it's Monday and it is February we are going to announce our second toast movie of the week for Black History Month this time we've decided to shift from you know black trauma to more of a comedy.

Yeah. This one's called Little. It's on HBO Max, starring Issa Rae, Regina Hall, and I don't know anything about it, but I've heard it's great. I know, like, the basic premise, and it gives me major camper vibes. I'm excited.

It has BCE, big camper energy. Yes. The second thing I wanted to say as it pertains to movies is that I went on a journey this weekend okay and that journey was the Lifetime movie and documentary of Wendy Williams I made the mistake I would say of watching the movie first and I want to preface that I've never I know Lifetime does these movies they do the Royals they do Britney like everyone gets one it's like a rite of passage I've never seen one but I know that they're not like good movies I know it's very much like the hallmark genre of movies don't bring hallmark into this let me just say because it's like it's like bad movies that are good don't

bring hallmark that's what I thought that's what I thought hallmark would never and I watched the the scripted movie first and I couldn't believe what I was watching like it was so community theater like skit like first of all they covered 30 years of her career in a 50-minute movie like it was so crazy fast I just felt like it was I couldn't I couldn't believe how bad it was like what I was and it was like obviously like bad like in a good way but like it was just it and I'm so glad I ended up watching the documentary because Wendy Williams is a story worth sharing. Like what she has been through.

And, you know, she doesn't get enough respect put on her name at all. Like what she did in radio. They really say she's like the female Howard Stern. And she was. And like she was getting into fights with people. She like invented like talking openly about like blind gossip and like, you know, not just what you're reading in People magazine. But like shit that we do here. Like she really invented that on the radio and she deserves so much credit. And then with her husband, Kevin, who was living with another woman for 10 years,

nine minutes away in a house that Wendy's money bought, you know, like the story is so crazy. And Wendy goes like all out on the documentary. Like she is personal. She's talking about the fainting. It was so good good and I had so much respect for Wendy after the documentary that I actually feel like them putting that movie together is so like it's disgraceful to her story because it made it into a joke like it was literally like it was awful I mean but that's what they do like that's what those movies are I had never seen one yeah you went in with a false set of expectations. That's what it is.

It was so bizarre. And like. I'm glad that you like the documentary and that you got so much out of it. And like my respect for Wendy Williams. Through the roof. Through the fucking roof. Like no one worked harder to get where she is. And it makes sense why she's been on the air for so long.

And how people just like really like love her. Like the whole thing. Everything I know about her like now started to make sense. all the messiness it was actually really interesting because I feel like for a while we were reporting on here like consecutively about her marriage about her living in a halfway house and the story that like her side of the story is actually crazy she was like I was not an addict like Kevin made me like do all these things he was our manager he was a producer on the show and he was just the one like moving you know making all these things. He was our manager. He was a producer on the show. And he was just the one, like, moving, you know, making all these moves so that, like, it would be, like, a good explanation for what was going on. Like, it was.

So when she was in the halfway house, she wasn't an addict? She was living in a halfway house, though. But she said she was not an addict. But I thought at that point, Kevin had already, like, they had already separated. I don't think so. I think it was, like, right after that. Okay. And then he stopped, like like being a producer on the show

and like stopped controlling everything. And now she's like living her best life. She moved into Manhattan. Like she's eating caviar with Doritos. Like it was everything. She's just, it was real. Oh, and she's the type of person who like, she'd be talking about like quantum physics

and it's just funny. Like she's hysterical. And it was really, really good. Oh, that's so exciting. Highly recommend. Not the movie, the documentary. Okay, don't get exciting. Highly recommend. Not the movie, the documentary. Okay, don't get confused. I'm going to add it to my content plate.

I highly recommend. That sounds great. Also, before we get into everything, I went skiing on Saturday. And I just want to say, I had the most amazing ski day, I think, like, of my life. It was so beautiful, sunny. It was. It looked stunning. Blue skies, snow on the trees.

It was cold, too. But it was just, just like an amazing skiing day and like especially you know they say east coast trails aren't as great as west coast and we see who the fuck says that no that's like it that's what people say no that's like fact those people sound so pretentious no no mountain is a mountain no no but like skiing in utah or like wyoming is far superior to skiing like upstate or on the east coast i don't know the mountains are just mountain ranges are bigger and wider there's more trails there's more variety that's what they say

sounds snobby it's sure but like it's just i think it's like i think it's geographical fact i don't know and it was just amazing my friends and i were all skiing like at the same level and i skied like the best i've ever skied and it was just the last time i skied with my friends at this mountain like was the first time i ever skied and it was a disaster like I had never skied before and I never thought I would ski again and so like to come back so strong and just be like the same person on the same mountain but like a completely different girl it was really like it was wonderful so I just I had a very fulfilling weekend so did I but in different ways because like I just, I had a very fulfilling weekend. So did I, but in different ways. Cause like I just ate everything. Whereas it seems like.

Oh, I did that too. Oh my God. Like literally I had to pull my pony so tight today to pull my face back to the size. You guys saw it on Friday. Well, the problem was that like me and Margo were there and Brian's friend, John was there. Who's an amazing cook. So it's like, you want a snack? Okay.

John will whip up a roast chicken. Like he's just, and he makes it like real hearty meal. So it's like, I was eating he makes it like real hearty meal so it's like I was eating for snacks like chili queso like I wasn't eating like cookies I was literally having like full-blown meals handmade pizza a penne alla vodka like it was just it was like having a chef it was amazing that sounds really amazing well at least you ate good like the worst is when you eat so much and it's all crap yeah sorap, yeah. So that's all you can ask for. I'm really excited to talk about the Super Bowl.

Like I have many a thought. Okay, so you want to get right into it? I mean, I'm all caught up. Are you? I think so. I mean, you know, something might slip out later on. You can't really predict. You never know.

But also if you're watching on YouTube, like we're definitely so blown out right now because the sun is crazy. We're recording a little bit later than usual. But I think it looks cool. It's getting hot in here. It's getting hot in here. It's getting hot in here. So much sun. So let's just get into the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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That's T-H-E-Z-E-B-R-A dot com slash toast for insurance in black and white. We'd love to see it. Okay, first story. The Weeknd rocks the Super Bowl halftime performance. May's moment becomes a viral meme. Yes. What did you think? The Weeknd took his talents to the Super Bowl last night for the halftime show

and performed a medley of his greatest hits. You know, I have many thoughts. And I don't know if people are going to like them. Let's just start. Let me say it. Let's hear them. I was very excited for The Weeknd. Like, I think he's the perfect type.

It was a good choice. Like, he has tons of hits. He's an unbelievable singer, which is, like, really hard to find these days. Like, people who don't sound so different from, like, their iTunes version versus their live versions. And I had heard that he had put $7 million of his own dollars into production. Like, he needed more money, so he just put his own money. So I'm like, we're getting a show. We're getting lights, camera, action, dancers.

We're getting everything of the sort. We got dancers. Yeah. I was just, like, underwhelmed by the whole thing. First and foremost, his, like, audio was off. Like, the music was so loud, I couldn't hear his voice that well. And that was really bothering me. Yeah, that's annoying.

Can't imagine how he feels about, like that must be the most frustrating thing. Yeah, and like that happens a lot of the times at like award shows, whatever. That can't happen at the Super Bowl. That's the first thing. The second thing was like, I really just felt like he just like stood there. And when I think of like some of my favorite performances

of years past, Beyonce, Bruno Mars, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, like these predominantly women like are doing the most. Dancing, acting, costume change, like song, song, belt, belt, like are doing the most dancing act costume change like song song belt belt like just doing the most and just the weekend they just stood there like with all these dancers who like I don't know why he had so many dancers when they were just like standing there in their face things like I don't know I was just like so underwhelmed by the whole performance yeah I like the song choices I think like the whole um repertoire was just like really fun great music but firstly I didn't like that it was in the stands same I love when it's

on the field it's like it's so cool that like they play football here and we're singing here it's the best part it's the best part and so the fact that it was in the stands just like made it even like more of this like weird super bowl like yeah we're not even getting a whole hat like we're getting this section of the stands we're not even getting a whole half, like we're getting this section of the stands. We're not even getting the field. Then when he came down to the field and all the dancers came down, I was like, this is gonna be the craziest moment.

And they played Blinding Lights, which is the best song like ever. And it was so lackluster. And then afterwards- And do the TikTok dance. They should have done the TikTok dance. I don't know if that was a consideration, but they have all of these people,

they have this viral dance. You know everyone at home is doing it because it's like a family dance. Yeah, kids do with their parents because it's like easy. And so it would have been just so cool and so like 2021 meta if everyone on TV and at home was doing the TikTok dance. Yeah. And I thought that was such a missed opportunity. Couldn't agree more.

And now it's like when I think back to last year year like do you remember how J-Lo and Shakira were doing the most like belly dancing on the pole like all these different types of dance movements and things like there was just like so much work and I just saw him stand there yeah and like he was like you know walking here walking there and I almost threw up in the fun house of mirrors and lights like it was just just, it was so, sorry, like not great. It wasn't great. It was a decent TV performance for a game that's not the Super Bowl. Agreed completely. I was definitely underwhelmed.

I wish they utilized more of the field. I didn't know that I would feel so strongly about field utilization. Yeah. And then they just had this like big thing of like there was an orchestra and like also some of them were dancers. And he just got lost in the sea of randomness. And I was kind of let down. Yeah, I agree. But always entertaining and always appreciate a performance.

Always. Should we put in our predictions for next year? Because I think like we're rounding the corner to when it's Taylor Swift's time. You do? Well, I think, I feel like Drake could do it that's so funny I was having that conversation with someone literally well because he was in a commercial last night which was like an amazing Drake from State Farm Drake from State Farm and then it got me thinking that like he should be doing the Super Bowl yeah at some point well I was talking I forgot I was having a conversation I'm like you know I think he's more famous than The Weeknd, but The Weeknd has more,

like, radio hits that more of America would know. I don't know about that. Really? Drake's been an arm for, like, longer. I know, but, like, every single one of The Weeknd's songs becomes, like, a number one Ryan Seacrest top 40, like, thing. So does Drake, though. Not really.

But, but really. Like, um. Hotline Bling. Kiki, do you love me? Yeah. You know? God's Plan. God's Plan.

There's so many. Like, it's insane. And when that staircase opened up and he went into the Funhouse of Lights, I did think someone was going to come out. I'm like, oh, my God, please. Like, SZA, come save this. Like, someone. Like, he actually really could have used...

And I usually don't like when people bring other people out. I think he could have used some support. Yeah. I'm like, Beyonce us like something yeah but he said he wasn't gonna so I really wasn't waiting for it I know but the stairs open so I'm like oh and Saweetie like posted something on her Instagram like two days ago that made it seem like she was hinting she was gonna be at the Super Bowl so I'm like oh my god Saweetie's coming but it wasn't um so who do you think it could be next year? I just feel like, I feel like it could be Ari. I think it's Taylor Swift's time.

I think enough time has passed. I know that she was in a lengthy contract with Diet Coke for a while that I would say ended about five years ago. And I think those contracts also have non-competes for a certain amount of time afterward. And because it's the Pepsi halftime show, for a while that's not been something

she's been able to do. But I think she's so far beyond that um contract now i think we might i think it might be her time and sorry she would be perfect no one puts together like a performance with music fire dancers like a spectacle better than taylor swift she would be great i'm gonna put in my prediction pink please please I love pink I think she would be sensational and I think that she would be excited to do it I think like I just feel like Taylor Swift is not gonna do it for whatever reason whether it's them or her it's just not gonna work out I feel like pink they can make it work I feel that you know yeah so it was well the thing is is like Taylor

does not perform music from like her first six albums and those are the songs we would need you know she doesn't because they're purchased by Scooter Braun hmm so like since that whole thing has happened I don't think she's really performed or released like um like her city of lover she doesn't do anything before lover interesting but since they don't get paid to do the Super Bowl like they can't really be paying for the rights doesn't like nobody get paid no I think the the licensing like the songs get paid really yeah could be a good workaround yeah but i think it's like illegal to play music on tv without like paying the publishing rights and stuff okay well then maybe not those are my thoughts okay well other big news around the super bowl commercials oh and

the other two performances oh yes i missed all the beginning performances because i lost track of time making my spinach artichoke dip and i didn't know that it was even 6 30 until you said that you love that the national anthem and i was like shit fuck and then there was a roku and i had to find the channel so i missed it all yeah okay let me tell you what happened sisa slayed us like just murdered us with her electric guitar and her oh my god sorry her slayed us with her electric guitar and her delicious voice it was is it god bless america or america the beautiful i can never remember i think it's god bless america it was stunning like her voice her voice was so beautiful and i loved it and i usually don't like when they play an instrument at the same time because i'm like

you know just focus on one. Yeah. But she killed both. Like, it was really a beautiful rendition. And I was very excited about it. And it was America the Beautiful. America the Beautiful. Sorry. And then I knew Jasmine Sullivan was singing the national anthem.

Because I saw her on Watched Rap and Sly. I didn't know it was a duet. And then I'm like, Eric Church. And I thought it was going to be weird. I'm not going to lie. It was stunning. I have to watch it. It was a different rendition.

Which I think honestly the Star Spangled Banner is probably one of my favorite songs you could say one of and I don't like when they stray from the original that's why Whitney's was so good because it was like the original on steroids like she took it to another planet so they did this like weird little electric guitar thing but it totally worked and their voices you never would have thought like men blended perfectly like she's very soulful she has this delicious voice like belty voice and he's like you know raspy country it blended beautifully and I don't know if like the world loved it but I loved it I was like getting chills I always get the chills when like they show you know the troops and then the planes and they were in Kuwait like I always like start crying but it was really

good I think that's I think I cried because it was really good also oh wow okay great were those all the performances that you saw yes there were two in the beginning and then the Super Bowl sweet I mean I have to show I'm gonna have to catch up with them I was so annoyed because that's always my favorite part no I literally would not let anyone get up to do anything I'm like I put the TV on at six because I know that it happens before 6 30. I completely lost track of time like I didn't even know I was in the realm of Super Bowl time. It crept up on you. I played myself.

Congratulations. Okay. Now for the commercials. Here are the top 10 commercials according to People, and I think we have similar tastes. People Magazine or People Magazine? As a generalization of People. People Magazine.

Okay. First one, Amazon, Alexa, Michael B. Jordan. Okay. That wasn't my favorite my favorite was rocket mortgage with tracy morgan because like you put tracy morgan in anything and it's stellar but the alexa one was really good too the alexa one was really good and a great like it was funny and it was also like germane to the product which i feel like there were so many commercials where it's like okay we have this message and we have this product

and they just never met in the middle let's talk about bruce springsteen's three-hour commercial with jeep where you didn't even see a car and yeah and it's like what is this a commercial for yeah and he's talking and talking there's a church in kansas i'm like this is a tourism commercial for kansas like yeah it was so boring that was probably the worst commercial so if i wasn't sitting with my friends who knew who he was i would have never known that was bruce springsteen oh i would have he looked really old though i did not I would never would have known the crazy thing was like they he's probably of all the people that were on um commercials probably one of the most expensive and it was the worst commercial yeah congratulations Jeep you played yourself

okay next commercial which was so cute was the Cheetos with Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher I have a I had a major problem with it why the singing Ashton Kutcher. I had a major problem with it. Why? The singing. Ashton Kutcher, like, it was, like, dubbed over. And it was like, I saw her in the shower. It was, like, so broken. Like, the song was being sung so poorly. Like, I had a major problem.

Like, musically, as someone with perfect pitch, I had such a problem with the discography of the particular commercial. Shaggy came in and sort of like saved the, the concept was really cute. Yeah. The concept was cute, but I also didn't like the way that it was filmed. It was like a little too,

um, HD for me. And then like, just, it was gross by the mouth. Like it was hard. I don't know. I love the concept though.

And, and I think that this, like these three people were great choices, like to be in your commercial. Do you think that and I felt this way that probably more than ever each commercial had more celebrities per capita than the others. Because like celebrities haven't worked all year and like they're ready for like an easy Super Bowl paycheck. That's so interesting. There were the ones with the streaming services where they like put all of their celebrities in.

So in those it felt like every celebrity was there. But on the other hand, I think it, it's a weird year to be incorporating so much celebrity into your advertisements because they're less relevant than ever. And I think that I actually felt like there should be less. I didn't feel like there was more, but I also felt like there should,

there should be less. I felt like there was very few commercials that only had one celebrity. It was literally the Doritos, Matthew McConaughey one and the Jeep one. The Jeep long ass short film with Bruce Springsteen. I felt like so many celebrities this year were like down to do it. Because think about it. Like we were closed down for so long.

Like they haven't worked. And one commercial is literally millions of dollars. Yeah. Okay next commercial was Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade. Which one was this? They were like Under a table This wedding party

I think I The lemons were falling Oh stupid From the sky I missed I missed the whole point now So I thought we reported That those beer brands

Like weren't doing commercials Because they were Going to focus on the vaccine I didn't see like One emphasis on the vaccine In every commercial I'm like Is this a vaccine one?

Wait where's the short film About COVID? I must have missed it Oh the commercial That I loved Which is the next one Was the Squarespace Five to nine I'm like, is this a vaccine one? Wait, where's the short film about COVID? I must have missed it. Oh, the commercial that I loved, which is the next one, was the Squarespace 5 to 9. Yes. Working 5 to 9.

And it's all about your passion projects and your side hustle. And then Dolly was like on the magazine cover being so cute. All about what you do like with the time that you're not working and you can be using Squarespace to really like work on your dreams. I thought it was perfection. I agree. It's very cute. And like well done filmed sets, everything. Original music.

I want to say 10 out of 10. I agree. And so far my favorite commercial that we've spoken of. Okay. Then there was Uber Eats Wayne's World. I think I was getting a snack. Yeah. Don't care.

Then there was Cadillac Edward Scissorhands. Oh, Timothy Chalamet. Like he can't do anything right, but he can drive a Cadillac Edward Scissorhands. Oh, Timothy Chalamet. Like, he can't do anything right, but he can drive a Cadillac. Because it's hands-free. I didn't really, like, I liked seeing him as Edward Scissorhands, and if there is ever, like, a reboot,

it obviously has to be played by him. But I didn't see the line, like, the thread. Like, how does that have to do with a Cadillac? So the thread is that they were promoting the hands-free feature on their new Cadillac. So even if you have scissor hands, you couldn't mess that up. And Winona was in it too. And she plays that role in the actual movie. She was like reprising her role. Yeah, I know. So that's pretty cool. Do you ever see Edward Scissorhands? I think so. You just sounded like someone who's never seen it. Well, I just read it and I was like, oh, okay. It's such a

good movie. I think I've seen it, but I just, I think some people. It's a little scary. Yeah, it's just a little spooky. But it wasn't my favorite. But it was like artfully done, and I think it was a good commercial. Agreed. Rocket Mortgage, Tracy Morgan. Winner.

Number of commercials, same concept, different spins, perfection. Which I love, because you know what's become my favorite little trendy commercial? That's not even a Super Bowl, but those progressive commercials with the guy who stops you from becoming your parents and he's like he just says like the if you ever actually watch it they're really like mini short films like they're so funny he's like guys the waiter doesn't need to know your name he doesn't care it's just like really funny I really like those commercials they should have done like uh a big big spectacular last Yeah, but clearly they've already made an impression. They're killing it. Like that guy is hysterical. And when it comes to rock a mortgage, certain is better.

It is. You're right. Right? Like pretty sure it's not enough. No, it's not. Okay, next one. I actually thought this was a great commercial. T-Mobile with Adam Levine, Gwen Stefani, and Blake Shelton. Hysterical. Where the connection's messed up and she gets the opposite of what she asked for for a date. Hysterical. Hysterical. Someone uncultured. It was so funny. From another country.

General Motors with Will Ferrell. I think people were talking loudly. I missed the point. Okay, I saw Awkwafina was in it too. He's like, meet me in Norway. Made literally no sense, but had lots of celebrities. There were other people in it too. Yeah.

Whose names I cannot recall. Kenan Thompson was in it also. Oh, yeah. And by the way, you know Kenan's getting his own sitcom on NBC? Yes, I do. I've seen commercials. Where are the ad dollars? Like, how is, like, first of all, I only found out about it because when I was watching SNL.

Why are they not promoting it? Because that's going to be really good. Yeah. For sure. Where's the budget? I actually had been seeing commercials for it. I don't think that's true. Okay.

And then 10th was Toyota spot featuring American Paralympic swimmer Jessica Long. One that you didn't mention is also the Mountain Dew one with John Cena. And it's like if you correct the guess, if you guess the correct amount of Mountain Dews that fall out of the trunk right now and tweet it at us, you'll win a million dollars, the first person. And did someone win? I didn't follow up, but I thought it was a cute concept. I missed that, but that is a cute concept.

There was another celebrity in the car with him, but I don't remember who. There's just so many celebrities last night. Mm-hmm. Oh, you know which commercial I liked? Amy Schumer for Hellman. Yes! Funny. Yeah. Funny. I wasn't expecting to see her either, but she hasn't worked. Everyone's, they gotta pay their bills.

Yes, and again an honorable mention to the State's, they gotta pay their bills. Yes. And again, an honorable mention to the State Farm, Drake from State Farm. Very cute. I don't know why people didn't feel the need to include it. Yeah, because they also

had Paul Rudd. It was very funny. Yeah, it was star-studded. So any other commercials you want to mention? It's hard to remember them all. It is. Also one they didn't mention

was Matthew McConaughey and Doritos 3D, how he feels flat, like cardboard. And then when he eats the 3D. How he feels flat. Like cardboard. And then when he eats the 3D he like comes to life. I just have to say like justice for him. Because when they had him walking around as like a cardboard figure. He looked so ugly.

Like he just he's such a handsome man. And they like made him ugly. I missed it. But then when he came back to life he became 3D. He was like sexy again. But I just felt like for 75% of the commercial he just wasn't looking his best. Damn that sucks. Like you it's the biggest% of the commercial, he just wasn't looking his best. Damn, that sucks.

Like, it's the biggest night of the year. Yeah. You know, Matthew McConaughey does quite a few commercials. He does. I mean, he clearly, like, tests well with audiences. America. Yeah. You're right. Also, did you notice that Robin Hood had a commercial?

Disgraceful. Disgraceful. What'd they say? I didn't see it. Like, they just had a commercial as if like, you know, we're all investors. Oh, I'm sorry. There's one commercial I wanted to mention. Please do. Okay. Oatly. Okay. Where they had their own CEO sitting in a field singing a song. Yes. Okay. Not gonna lie. Like if I had a successful company, I would probably do the same thing,

but that doesn't make it a good idea like this guy obviously just has like a team of people around him who just like say yes like you're doing great Rob or whatever his name is and that was Tony that was so bad like and that was that was the worst one okay like we were all like laughing at him you know like and I'm sure that's not what he thought was gonna happen he thought you know people would turn on the tv see his commercial be like wow I should try Oatly this guy's handsome and instead I was like I happen. He thought, you know, people would turn on the TV, see his commercial and be like, wow, I should try Oatly. This guy's handsome. And instead I was like, I'm never fucking drinking Oatly. This guy's dope.

Or maybe they were like, we're doing a Super Bowl commercial. We probably can't be the best, but maybe we could be the worst. And therefore memorable. And memorable. And they're going to talk about it on the morning toast. Yeah. And now Oatly, like, how are you? And it's like milk free milk.

Like, what is it? Honestly, like that sounds good because we were saying milk is a little weird. Yeah. Like it's like milk free milk like what is it honestly like that sounds good because we were saying milk is a little weird yeah like it's like cow titty juice like that's exactly what it is yeah so but sorry to be harsh with that CEO but if you're gonna put yourself out there it really was not it like yeah I think he's grateful for the press yeah no I mean you're right like there is a method to atrocious commercials yeah there's something there there's something there there was also one commercial where it was like an office space and they were like he whipped out his opinion oh yeah it was like um what was it for it was for you whipped it out last week at happy hour I honestly thought it was very

inappropriate yes it's getting backlash as it should it is the one commercial uh with backlash because first of all there's kids around second of all don't make light of workplace harassment that's exactly what what's going on i was watching and i'm like am i is this real what company was it um i would have to do a little bit more research it was bad yeah that i did see that as well b-a-d i'm sorry that you had to watch that i mean i was fine i was, the Ed Council is going to get an earful. Okay. So that's our Super Bowl recap. Is there any other moments, highlights you wanted to discuss?

Anything you want to say to Jackson Mahomes? Obviously, he had a hard night. Yeah, no, it was obviously hard for everyone, but especially Jackson Mahomes. And I just want him to know I'm thinking about him. He changed his TikTok bio. I'm the kid who gets bullied. Still here here and I just have so much respect for him like love him you have more respect for him after last night yeah no it's not easy because you know all the kids on TikTok like wanted them to lose so like it's because it's not the same reason you

wanted him to win yeah and like I just I hope he's having a good day okay I'm thinking of him so sweet of you okay next story a story. A little sports-adjacent relationship news that just really took the sports-adjacent relationship world by storm. Is it the sports-adjacent relationship news that just took the sports-relationship-adjacent news story world by storm that's brought to you by Framebridge? Yes. Crazy.

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I think it's like all of these awards minus the people who are playing because they can't come to the awards. Got it. That's fair. And then like the Super Bowl has an MVP also. Right, right. Which one too, obviously. I wonder who was last night's MVP.

My boyfriend. I don't know if you have you met him yet, Tom? didn't really stand out i call him tommy thing it's really so crazy that he won we haven't even discussed like the sporting aspect of the fact that the bucks won like tom brady can just go to any team and just win a super bowl like he is the greatest of all time yeah and i thought for sure like that he was just like trying to prove a point like winning one last super bowl and like he was going to retire now. But, like, he said when he won, like, I'm not going anywhere. Why would he retire?

He literally just proved that he is the best player in the game period at any age. Because that's, like, for sports, like, you go out on top. You go out on top, but, like, when you're still. But he doesn't feel like he's done. If I were a top athlete, I wouldn't go out when I'm, like, clearly in my prime. I would go out when I'm, like, number two or three. Still at the top, but not, like, I'm a waste just to sit at home. Yeah, the thing is, is that, like, they're more inclined to go out on top.

Because, like, if Tom Brady leaves now, great. Like, he left after just, like, this miraculous Super Bowl. Whereas, if he goes next year and he loses, like, you go out on a loss. Like, it's not a risk you want to take, especially when money isn't even really a factor. Yeah, but or he could win again. You know, of course, but then it's a gamble. Like at this point, it's like, no, I won. I did it.

I could bounce. I think he's a gambling man. I guess so. I'm not. But you are. You would keep going, right? Yeah, of course. I mean.

Especially if you were in Pennsylvania. I have very bad judgment when it comes to gambling. I don't know if I'm the person to ask. Okay. So Aaron Rodgers won the NFL MVP, and he revealed that he's engaged just days after reports surfaced that he's dating Shailene Woodley. He said, quote, it's an honor to win this award for the third time. 2020 was definitely a crazy year, filled with lots of change, growth, some amazing memorable moments, 180 straight days of having my nose hair scraped playing for very little fans or no stands the

entire season I got engaged and I played some of the best football of my career so he thanked he then thanked his fiance without naming names but he said he also got engaged so that's two confirmations two confirmations that he's an engaged man days before the woman of the apple of his eye is Shailene Woodley I think it's safe to say he's engaged to shailene yeah no and i know they like just announced it but we were talking about in july so they've been together for close to a year i would think and the fact that we know so little about it like makes me feel like this could be it like i know like and also when you do get engaged quickly but not too quickly i just feel like it bodes well and also given the fact that i would never pair these two people together makes me think like maybe it's love. No maybe like we're not seeing something but there's something

to see. The only way that these two people like get engaged is if they're in love. Well yeah hopefully. No but like sometimes you get you or you date someone for the idea of them. Yeah yeah yeah. Big hunky football player. But these two have nothing in common. Right so they must just genuinely love each other. Well one can hope you know yeah I think that's great Aaron Rodgers has had quite like you know a journey in his personal life and we're happy for him but he clearly just like wants to love you know he's yes he's constantly in a relationship like long-term trying to make it work I'm assuming and I think he's he just wants a committed relationship and I hope that's what he's found here but personally I'm still not um

building a ship but I think I'm going to what he's found here. Personally, I'm still not building a ship, but I think I'm going to take a ride on someone else's little cruise. Yeah, no, definitely like a tour. A sunset cruise. A tour. I'm not ready to make a full commitment, because I've never even seen a picture of the two of them, you know? Yes, I agree.

And I still see it as an odd pairing, I'm not going to lie. I agree. But nonetheless, happy for them. Know that I am Even if I can't understand that's literally it I can't understand no and I refuse to but I'm happy for them but I'm trying I'm trying okay next story more relationship news the rest of the show is relationship news I guess like Super Bowl and it's February brings out like the love oh yeah it's cuffing season it's's cuffing season but JLo and A-Rod hit the Super Bowl 2021 amid Madison LeCroy drama.

So we're just pretending like this shit doesn't exist. Right I want to talk about this like this strategy of them just ignoring the fact that like another celebrity is saying that she had conversations with your man. Okay celebrity is a strong word because yes, she's very famous, but I think in JLo's eyes, she's like an influencer slash reality star. Like I don't think JLo wants to,

in her opinion, I mean, I don't know JLo personally, but it seems like this would be like for her to acknowledge it. Like a step down. JLo is the biggest star in the world. And this is like a small reality show. A hundred percent.

But it's like, it's out there in a very major way. It's on TV. I think JLo even watches Bravo sometimes. For sure. It's not something that's just going away. Yeah. But they're acting like it is.

They put up a united front at Super Bowl 2021, their first public appearance since the rumors swirled. In a video posted to A-Rod's Instagram account on Sunday, he and J-Lo are seen walking side by side after exiting a private jet. So if we were waiting for any sort of breakup or statement or, you know, statement saying that they are, you know, working on their relationship, committed to each other, blah, blah, blah. It's not happening.

I don't know. I just feel like the fact that he got caught with Madison LaCroix is definitely not, you know, a one-time thing. I'm sure that there have been many incidents. If he's this messy, like. Right. And there were so many, I mean, obviously unverified accounts. Yeah. But, like, in a lot of these accounts that we're sharing that Madison was talking about,

A-Rod, we're also sharing other women talking about their experiences. Sharing their stories. So, like, maybe she knows. And, like, this is just a part of their arrangement. Because I don't know why you would let a man embarrass you like that if you didn't, if you weren't okay with it. Yeah. But I definitely am just like looking at them.

Questionably. No, I mean, we literally said last week how I thought they were the best couple to ever exist in the entire history of Hollywood. And now I'm like, I feel embarrassed for them. Like this is so like tacky, this whole thing. Like FaceTiming younger girls. Like why I loved them so much,

they were like such an age appropriate couple and they were just like doing the most for everyone and everything and like, they were so supportive of each other's businesses. Like,

and now I'm just like, you're embarrassing us, A-Rod. Like, get it together. Get it together. Well, fifth and final story. No shade to Madison LeCroy. I'm just saying like,

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Really? I'm much more of a Super Bowl product. I'm a Super Bowl fan, really. But Super Bowl LV was very, very sweet, honestly. Very. They were both at the same party. And a source tells E! News that they were together the entire night. As a source put it, they looked happy and were having fun drinking and dancing together and with their friends.

So, it... Like, I'm happy for them. I just don't ship these two at ever. I've said this once. I've said it again. Like queens do not belong with sorry people. I agree. But you know what.

I hate Peter. I saw this news. When you said queens don't agree. Don't relationship with sorry people. I was like yes. Yes. But when I saw that they like were working on the relationship. And like we're seeing together.

I was honestly happy. I really like them. I like them. No. I'm happy for Peter. that like he has one good thing going for him which is like taste because Kelly's a fucking queen but I'm like still mad at all the time Peter wasted during his season like he was honestly in recent memory the worst bachelor of our time I don't know the indecisiveness and then Maddie Hannah Ann and then ended up with Kelly like no but it was like that sounds like a journey, and that sounds interesting. You always remember things more fondly than when you actually experienced them,

and now I'm like, Peter. Oh, I haven't had that. Even though I'm the queen of hating things when I'm in it, and then years later I'm like, that was great. But no, with Peter, he's aged very poorly in my mind. Oh, in my mind it's like him and Kelly, it's just all very redeeming, and it's an unconventional way that they it's all kind of strange but the fact that they were together for so long i was like okay this is

it and so i kind of want them to get back together i don't know i've said it once i've said said it again queens do not hang out with sorry people okay well and that's by the way that's just the way the world works like i that's just how it is well you know i kind of like when we disagree on stuff because it's like no matter what happens one of us will be happy with the outcome that's better than both of us being unhappy that's so true so we'll see we'll see um so those were the best five speaking of the bachelor it's on tonight yes so we're back on our weekly recaps bachelor we've got this week the Salt Lake City reunion start. OC just ended, thank God. Southern Charm just ended, right? Is there one more?

No, it ended. Fabulous. I just need it. And Jersey starts soon. So I'm really excited. Very, very excited. And I think that's it. I think that's it.

I didn't watch Atlanta last night because the Super Bowl. Oh my gosh, me neither. I don't even know if it was on. Oh, it wasn't on. It wasn't on because of the Super Bowl. Great. And so yes, we'll be back tomorrow with The Bachelor recap and just another fabulous show by two fabulous gals.

Just like a crazy week. Now that it's started in this way, I think it's actually going to go the rest quickly because I feel very rushed. Me too. So I'm excited and I hope everyone had a great weekend. We look forward to another fabulous week of TMT.

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