The Toast - S4 Ep35: Stormi by North: Monday, February 22nd, 2021
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Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. It is Monday. We want to cry.
But we will sing to make it go by.
Ay, ay. Good morning.
Good morning. So much positive energy for a Monday from you.
Yeah, well, you have to do what you have to do to survive.
You do.
This is survival.
This is survival. This is a super Monday- a super monday monday because not only do we
have a full week ahead of us where we just came off a short week that was so beautiful but we
have like such a serious weekend yes that i feel like on this monday i feel like how i felt on last
year's monday where it's like i'm coming back from the weekend like bloated tired still hung over
yeah yeah and i haven't felt that way in a while I'm not gonna say I'm gonna say I have not missed it but it was nice to have such a popping weekend I had a very robust weekend I
feel like we had the same weekend yes I feel like it was very um full in the sense that I got
certain things out of it I was productive on one day I made an investment on the other
I partied on one day I was hung over on other. It had all the different elements that you really crave in a weekend. You know, I totally agree. It had
relaxation. It had fun. It had productivity. It had shopping. It had rest. It did. We, um, we went
shopping on Saturday and it was just so much fun. We really haven't, I haven't shopped like that
till you drop. No, I shopped till I dropped. I was like going back and forth to stores. I haven't
done that since before the pandemic. And it's's exhausting. Oh you're telling me literally my back felt like I had
thrown it out. Like when I got home I felt like an old woman like walking down the hallway of my
house with my palm on my hip being like oh like I literally felt like I couldn't walk. No I know
but you got some great things. I made sure of it. It was such a productive day in terms of my
portfolio of investments and it was just really great day in terms of my portfolio of investments um and it
was just really great like I got a new purse that Jackie really encouraged me to purchase
I got a new fragrance which was not something on my list no I know Claudia and I were walking in
Bloomingdale's you know how they always hit you with the fragrances and you just like walk down
like this like I don't like oh no thank you and we were walking like trying to block it out and
at the same time we turn around we're like that smells amazing I've never had that before we're
like there's all these generic perfume and cologne smells like old woman old lady but this woman just like trying to block it out. And at the same time we turn around, we're like, that smells amazing. I've never had that before. Me neither.
There's all these generic perfume and cologne smells
like old woman, old lady.
But this woman just sprayed this Tiffany fragrance
and it was literally like refreshing young girl on a beach.
Like it was so stunning.
It's the new Tiffany fragrance for her.
Tiffany for love.
And we both turned around,
which is when we knew that you had to get it.
Yes, precisely.
It smells so good.
If you guys are looking for a new perfume, like we both like it. so I think that's a really good endorsement yeah I mean it was a
little expensive for a bottle of water but it was I wore it but that's what bottles of water go for
these days yeah no and I've never been the type of gal who had a fragrance and I've always wanted
to be the type of gal who had like oh smell that must be Claudia you know like and it's not like
a party true that could go both ways um but your husband has like a fart. True. That can go both ways.
But your husband has like a really signature scent.
Like your whole house smells like it. I know.
If I'm in like a public area and I smell someone with that perfume,
like I will be like, oh, Zach's in the room.
Right.
But it's someone else.
Right.
And because this is such a new perfume to market,
you'll be the first to have it.
Sometimes they're just conflicting.
And I'm like, wait, is it her or her?
Like who's coming?
Right.
No.
Which face do I put on?
That's going to be me now. Yeah. So just watch out. I'm going to douse myself in perfume every day. And I'm like, wait, is it her or her? Like, who's coming? Right, no. Which face do I put on? That's going to be me now.
Yeah.
So just watch out.
I'm going to douse myself in perfume every day.
And I wore it.
And then on Saturday night, you and I hit the town.
And I wore my new fragrance.
And I think it gave me a new joie de vivre.
You had such a joie de vivre.
We also, when we were in the fragrance aisle, there was a fragrance called joie de vivre.
We thought about it.
Which I just like, if I ever put out a fragrance, that's what I would call it.
Joie de vivre.
Jackie O.
By Jackie O. By Jackie O.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Saturday night we had a GNO.
It's been forever since we had one of those.
Indoor dining, we took full advantage.
We went to Kyma, which is apparently called Kima.
Yeah.
No, they called me to confirm the reservation.
She's like, hi, this is Suzanne from Kima.
Call in and call your reservation.
I'm like, no, I'm sorry.
I don't have a reservation at Kima.
I have one at Kyma.
But they were finally open inside.
And I just feel
like my whole perspective on nightlife has changed. Let me explain. Okay. Because I guess
some could argue that maybe, you know, the restaurant was a little loud. Or maybe it was
a little warm. Maybe we couldn't hear each other. Yeah. No, there were like definitely things about,
but I was so happy to be alive. Like, I wanted the music louder. And I wanted it to be hotter.
Like, I just my bar is so low now. I actually think it's a good thing like I've reset all my standards the restaurant was
fabulous like it was just music filled with toasters like legit you guys it was toaster
central and some of the most amazing toasters agreed I've ever met but also we haven't like
been amongst toasters in the wild for over a year but still like these were some fabulous toasters
no and I felt like this weekend was actually filled with like big toaster energy because amongst toasters in the wild for over a year but still like these were some fabulous toasters no
and i felt like this weekend was actually filled with like big toaster energy because the craziest
thing happened to me i got a covid test yesterday um me and ben were walking home and the place is
like super close to our house and we're walking and literally there's like a car honking and
screaming and i'm like what the fuck we turn around it's a mini cooper fill of toasters like literally full of toasters screaming like rolling their windows down honking
their horn and I was like I literally thought like someone was about to get killed like that
when you hear noise in New York like run the other way right but actually this was big toaster energy
that you actually run towards a hundred percent that sounds so fun it was actually crazy filled
of toasters no I felt like Harry Styles Like people on the street like screaming my name.
That's really awesome.
Yeah, so if you're ever in a Mini Cooper and you happen to see me, make sure to scream.
And then yesterday I was just wiped out.
Recovery mode.
And I was still trying to stick to keto.
I think I did as good a job as possible this weekend considering we were drinking.
We were at a delicious restaurant.
Delicious.
Being hungover or just like exhausted and not being able to like reach for a carb.
It was so hard yesterday.
That is, that's hard.
It was so hard.
I too have been trying to like cut down.
Not as crazy, but like I'm going on a trip in a few weeks.
Like I just need to look my best.
There's going to be like some famous people on the trip.
And I just want to be like the cute chubby girl, you know?
And that takes a great deal of refinement.
So I have been just like trying to cut back a little bit.
And so yesterday I woke up and I guess I've only been trying to cut back for like four days and we'll see how long it lasts but
I woke up and I'm like okay what do people who like don't eat like shit all the time do when
they're hungover it's so difficult it's so difficult but that's the cheat day is what
people right you know I was saying though I'm like I've only been on this diet for four days
like I don't think I've earned myself a cheat day yet I think next Sunday I could do a cheat day I
agree with you and now it's this Sunday.
I felt the same way.
I was like, it will derail all of my efforts.
So I really tried so hard to stick to it,
but it was so difficult.
I did the best that I could.
So we'll see.
But it was all worth it.
But that's what I was saying to you last night.
We were talking about what do you eat when you're hungover.
And it's like, this is why when you're trying to be on a diet
or any sort of plan, this is why you can't drink.
And this is why people stop
drinking yeah not because of the drinking or the calories or that but it's like because the way you
feel the next day it's like you'll reach for anything that will make you feel better yeah
and you're too tired to exert like willpower and judgment you know I have like a full plan like
when I'm hungover it's bagel the second I wake up before I even get out of bed I place an order on
uber eats then bagel comes in like an hour later I'll order mcdonald's chicken fries and a soda
um and then a few hours later after I've digested that I have a pizza and
pasta from serafino so it's literally like a 4 000 calorie day yeah and that's no bueno it's
fabulous I gotta have one of those days but so you did like half of that yesterday less I actually
like ended up sleeping most of the day so I was like grateful because I'm like if I wake up like
I will eat everything in my house yeah which I have done before great um also the other thing I wanted to say remember how like last year when
we thought this pandemic was going to be two weeks at home right two weeks to flatten the curve we
were like what are you gonna do when you know the world comes back to normal and you kept saying
it's not gonna be just like boom one day back to normal it's like a slow rollout so I feel like
things for us I think people in other states are probably more ahead of us but things do finally feel like they are starting to take a turn because like i'm going
on tuesday i'm going to a nick game wow yeah i have to wear a mask i have to get my covid test
that's why i did that yesterday and um i'm in a suite so like i do feel more protected but sweet
you're in a bruno it's the sweet life you're in bruno sweet it's a sweet life of bruno and tiggs
they should be there.
So I'm really excited for that.
Like, I haven't been to Madison Square Garden in two years.
Yeah.
And I was supposed to be there multiple times last year.
Two years.
Crazy, right?
Really?
You haven't been in two years?
Well, it's at least been a year.
And then it's like, who knows the last time I was at Madison Square Garden?
Got it.
Very true.
Who knows?
So things are happening.
That's exciting.
Yeah.
It's going to be a slow roll.
And I think that's why it's more pertinent than ever that I take off my quarantine weight.
You know what I mean?
Because it's like we're finally like on our way out.
And I just I want to be at my like feeling my best.
We're finally on our way out.
So I want to be feeling my best inside and out.
And that they both, you know, lean on the other.
That's true.
So we have an amazing show.
It's Monday.
So much to talk about.
And like, obviously, it's so crazy it's
hard it's hard it's a hard monday i'm trying and honestly i'm succeeding and really not thinking
about it but obviously today here on the show like we need to talk about kim and kanye are getting
divorced um i'm gonna really work through my feelings on the show because like i said i've
not thought about it since it was announced i've kept myself busy or exhausted the entire time
um it's also the final week of black history month so today is monday we are going to be thought about it since it was announced. I've kept myself busy or exhausted the entire time.
It's also the final week of Black History Month. So today is Monday. We are going to be assigning a new to us movie of the week, which is going to be Coming to America featuring Garcelle.
And we're watching it because one, we've both never seen it. And two, there's a sequel coming
out soon. Yeah. So I want to watch the sequel. So I have to watch the first one. And I think
it'll be a great movie for us all to watch.'s available on um Amazon Prime to stream for free so use your Prime membership or steal
someone you know can't wait also we have a great TV recap I spent most of my weekend watching
Downton Abbey so fabulous but we have to talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta oh wait the
episode of the year we actually have to talk about it was the best episode of TV like I've literally
ever seen also really quickly I want to talk about rupaul's drag race for two seconds just
just indulge me it was one of those episodes spoiler alert where nobody went home like they
sent candy muse home but then as she's walking away rue used like his one immunity card and was
like candy you can stay and candy's my favorite but she's not a winner like and even though she
really um is there like because she's
a 10 out of 10 entertainment wise like in when they're all doing glam like she's the one who's
being crazy and funny but it's a competition and unfortunately she's my favorite and it pains me to
say like she's not a winner she's not even close no but she's Miss Congeniality by the way they do
give out Miss Congeniality oh at at the uh reunion and she is 100 even though she's not like the
nicest to everyone she's actually always
starting drama.
She's actually definitely
not Miss Congeniality.
For the audience,
I think everyone loves her
but like we know she's not,
her looks aren't there,
her performances are not there
but I'm really struggling
because did you see
how Rihanna
messaged Heather Gay?
Yeah.
Rihanna was obviously
on some sort of
reality TV kick
because she also
messaged Simone
who I thought
for the longest time like is definitely the winner. Like her looks are just like you like you would think it's
Rihanna I'm not surprised Rihanna DM'd her she's definitely like so inspired by Rihanna her looks
are so sickening she has this like amazing attitude like the way that she walks but all
these recent challenges have been like acting challenges music challenges dancing challenges
and Simone is giving me nothing like literally nothing and this is what I always say it's like in order to win rupaul's drag race it's always like you always
think like the obvious choice is the one with the best looks but there's so much more to being a
drag queen than the looks it's like you have to be a performer you have to be well-rounded a little
bit of everything stand up you have to do they do stand-up challenges they do musical challenges
dance challenges acting you have to have all the elements and sometimes like the most popular girls
violet tchotchke gg good are like literally just models
like you never saw anyone so stunning in your whole life with the best style but they give you
nothing else and so it's easy to like want those girls to win like i really wanted gg good to win
but at the end of the day like she gave me nothing like ever viola tchotchke was like a little too
sickening not to win but sometimes you're like oh well why did bob the drag queen win because he's
not always like the most sickening but it it's like he had everything, like comedy.
So now back to my original point,
I don't think Simone like has all the elements.
That's what I've learned,
even though like to me it was so clear
that she was the winner.
So now I'm really questioning
and I have something crazy to say
because I've been like on this journey
with like who I like, who I don't like.
Rosé is kind of everything of the sort.
And I still really, I'm not like feeling Denali.
I just think like, I'm just not there yet with her, Rose is one to watch so that's what I'll say and even
though I'm glad Candy Muse is still around because she's literally my favorite queen of all time and
I would love to see a bigger queen win like the maybe once a season no one contest in a season
is like plus size and I would and they never really make it far except Eureka Eureka didn't
make it pretty far but I would love to see like a a bigger plus size queen succeed I don't think that that's going
to be Candy because she's just she's not there yet but at least she's still around yeah no and
she's everything of the sort like she did the way she talks like what she says she she later she has
a lisp and they did this musical where you have to lip sync and like her characters um lip syncing
like had so many s words and she was like of course like I get the one with the s and she's like I
know nobody can understand what I'm saying half the time I bet you guys are using subtitles right
now she said that in her confessionals and they're literally using subtitles but she's just everything
of the sort like she's a confidence queen but I'm glad she's still around but it won't be much
longer okay and if Elliot with two t's doesn't go home soon like I'm going to stop watching
that's that's my spiel sorry no and I heard drag race uk this season is so good i just like my
plate is so full but maybe if i get bored enough like on a plane or something like i have so many
places to go but if i get bored enough like i will watch it yeah i feel you my plate is so so full
so full and not in the good way not Not with food, with content. Totally.
We have The Bachelor tonight. It's just like a bit, we're just back, you know. The weekend was
here and now it's gone. It's very, very true. So without further ado, let us get into the fast
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NU-X.com promo code TOAST. Yes okay we're gonna need some CBD after this announcement. Kim Kardashian
has filed for divorce from Kanye West citing irreconcilable differences. She has requested
joint legal and physical custody of their kids,
which is, you know, a good sign in terms of the amicability.
Yeah, because I was just watching Mrs. Doubtfire over the weekend.
And you really forget how fucked up it was that Sally Fields
would not let her kids see their dad,
even though he was not like a deadbeat dad.
He just had lost his job and he was working on getting his apartment
because she kicked him out of the house.
Right. He just had a lot going on at the moment.
But he was such a devoted dad by the way such a good
dad like it's actually a really sad movie if you watch it now one because robin williams is no
longer with us so it's like you feel sad and then it's like sally field like lighten the fuck up i
know and she's my birthday buddy i know i know it's a really hard pill to swallow yeah no and
she's like just moving on so fast with pierce brosnan and it's like robin williams still hasn't
even unpacked his boxes in his new apartment.
100%.
It's like as if it couldn't get worse.
James Bond.
Oh, yeah.
Pierce Brosnan.
Right.
No, you're right.
It's actually like a tragedy, the movie.
Except the best scene ever is Harvey Fierstein making Robin Williams into Mrs. Doubtfire.
It's honestly such a good movie.
I really appreciate your efforts to distract once again from the story at hand.
No, but what I was going to say
was that I actually read the
public
court documents are public. Okay.
And it's cited that the irreconcilable
difference was the moment that Kanye
tweeted that he doesn't fuck with that bitch Stormy low-key
was really when the
marriage ended. He said he doesn't fuck with Stormy?
Yeah, he put up a tweet when he was
you know, tweeting a lot and he said, low-key, I don't fuck with stormy yeah he put up a tweet when he was you know tweeting a lot and he said loki i don't fuck with that bitch stormy he really said that yes and that
said it said that in the document no i made that up oh okay you can't just be safe i don't know
what half is true and what like if it's a joke based on truth i don't know where the truth lies
i thought like you're uh you know a kimmy a historian i thought you knew that he tweeted
that i have just brushed all of this to the side I know but here we are having to deal with it they are getting divorced
apparently and no not apparently they are yeah allegedly and the denial knows no bounds you know
what it is what it is it is what it is you know I think that I will continue to support each member
I will continue to stan and I. I will continue to stan.
And I just hope that they both find happiness and what's best for each of them.
And I hope that the kids, I mean, I think 50-50 joint custody, like, means that they're pretty, they're good.
And that the kids will, you know, spend half their time with each.
And that's good for, that sounds as good as it can get.
Yeah.
I want to say two things.
One, I think, like, we shouldn't all forget, like, we are dealing with someone who's struggling with mental illness.
And, like, that is really sad.
And I'm sure it's been, like, so hard for Kim these last few years.
So I just think, like, there should be a level of sensitivity the way people, like, especially, like, the media talk about Kanye.
Like, he's crazy.
Like, no, he's suffering, first of all.
Second of all, I kind of love that, like, Kim is now going to, not that, you know, it's sad, obviously, not to see your kids.
But they're going to be with their dad 50% of the time.
Like maybe we can get some nice like single energy Kim,
like going out to the clubs, like when we're allowed.
Yeah, I guess.
No, we love drunk Kim.
Come on, be positive.
Come on.
No, I am.
But first of all, I just don't,
I think that they were just everything of the sort.
Like, I just don't know where you go from there
when you're like, they're as A-list as it gets.
Like, you know, she could date someone like Kanye adjacent sure but it won't be the same it
won't be the same no you're right I don't know where we go from here specifically I don't know
if either one of them are looking to get into another relationship I think that Kanye is probably
going to focus on himself and his business and his kids and I think that's probably the best for
Kim like maybe each one of them will fall into love,
but I don't think they're like seeking it out.
Like they have four kids.
They have many businesses.
Like I do think eventually like they will find love,
but I don't think that's like their immediate goal.
It's just so crazy because I feel like for so long,
so much of Kim's brand and her fame was like,
who's Kim dating?
Who's Kim dating?
And now so much for the last like 10 years,
Kim's whole brand has been family girl.
She's really changed her image so well.
She went from being a sex icon to being a family woman.
And now it's like, where do we go from here?
What's next?
I'm also curious what this means.
Not the immediate future, but what this means for their fashion.
The whole family's fashion has been completely influenced and changed by Kanye and so I wonder what they'll keep wearing what they're
wearing you know we can go back to middle parts and skinny jeans and blazers no but like whatever
they're going to be wearing in three years is not what they would have been wearing if Kanye were
still in the family no that's 100 true they've all really emulated that like toned down nude vibe yeah so that part will be very interesting
I'm just going to continue to process this as I have been which is really not to not to think
about it and then enough time will go by where it's just back to where it's just like a part
of your life I think I can like skip over the grieving process if I try hard enough I really do
yeah I mean that's not healthy no it's not but I think it's okay in this circumstance okay you
know because it's it's far enough out of my life that it doesn't like I don't need to
process it so deeply.
Yeah.
But I also like don't need to live with that pain right now.
I just feel sad.
I really do.
Like I wanted this so badly for Kim and I loved that like she.
She.
I'm just sad.
I'm sad for Kanye too.
Yeah of course.
Of course.
Just the way that he like talks about Kim like, lives for Kim and always has.
Yeah.
I want that for him, too.
I think there's so much, like, we can learn from their story.
Like, when we watched the True Hollywood story, which, whatever happened to that reboot?
I can't.
Another reason to stop doing reboots.
The E! Network is so messy.
reason to stop doing reboots. The E-network is so messy. When Kim said like in terms of like her place in the fashion world like people only started taking her seriously when she started
dating Kanye because at first she was just like you know this like reality star who nobody really
thought much of and then Kanye gave her like this level of gravitas and the way they spoke about how
like he was just like so proud to always be with her, even though like in his circle she was like considered, you know, kind of Derek.
Yeah.
So the way they always spoke about like the respect they had for one another in the beginning
of their relationship is always like what I like loved about their relationship so much.
And now it's for not.
Now it's for not.
Well, not for not.
They have four beautiful children, hopefully.
And, you know, being a child of divorce ourselves, it'll be fine. They'll be OK. They'll have two big houses. I'm thinking of North and you know being a child of divorce ourselves um it'll be fine
they'll be okay they'll have two big houses north you know oh she's she's gonna be going through
some stuff yeah but i think she'll channel it creatively and artistically and i look forward
to seeing what paintings we get her next her next piece yeah it's gonna be maybe darker you know
a hundred percent stormy clouds stormy instead of like a sunny day stormy by north that's good
well we're
wishing everyone the best you know divorces are really hard i watched a marriage story
and we're just wishing everyone the best hopefully we can end this amicably you know assets yeah i
just hope it's all as amicable as it sounds and that you know they can just part in the easiest
way possible for two mega stars yeah well, well, there is some like pending lawsuits against Yeezy
that I think part of the reason why I saw this on a TikTok from a lawyer.
Yeah, I saw that too.
And I learned, I didn't even know that was a thing,
but I learned that with Chrishell and Justin Hartley.
Like in California, the date of separation is like super important
because that's when like your assets become officially separate.
So you have to make it really public when your date of separation is and I guess that's why there
were so many news articles about Kim and Kanye because even though they've known for a while
um they needed they need like the paper trail out there okay well we'll keep you posted um just to
all the Kimye fans like I see you I feel you and we're gonna be okay we're gonna get through this
we're gonna be all right. It's gonna be okay.
Speaking of music, SNL this weekend put out a sketch of the, about Driver's License, the song, and for the first time in a long time, they completely hit the nail on the head.
I agree.
I was actually really shocked that they even addressed it because SNL, I think, tends to
skew a little bit older whereas TikTok driver's
license Gen Z it's like all a much younger demographic and so I was surprised honestly
I don't know this for a fact I just feel like Bowen Yang who is obsessed with TikTok like it
was definitely his idea like I just know it 100% and I just think he's actually like the best thing
that SNL has ever done I completely the best decision they ever made and also Chloe Fineman
I completely agree about Bowen Yang and so the sketch And also Chloe Fineman. I completely agree about Bo and Yang.
And so the sketch was, if you haven't seen it yet, go see it.
So many people were like tagging us.
Like this reminds me of the morning toast.
Cause it's like basically all these guys at a bar, like playing pool.
Like in Queens, they have like New York Italian accents.
And like the song driver's license comes on.
And like, it turns out that they all know the song,
know exactly what it's about and like are so into it,
which is really like how the song has taken the world by storm um it's an it's a really great sketch but Olivia Rodrigo and Joshua Bassett
have reacted to it now so um she posted driver's license SNL sketch is the best birthday present
ever I'm shaking and then he posted a really funny TikTok where it's like oh someone said
there's an SNL sketch about you and then he goes and watches and it's like one of the guys. My bitch ex Gina is Joshua Bassett. Yeah which is
just really funny. And then he plays happy and sad at the same time by Kacey Musgraves and I
actually thought that was a very mature funny reaction and he got some kudos you know from you
points yeah. Wow yeah one of the biggest Joshua Bassett detractors. Haters like detractors.
the biggest Joshua Bassett detractors haters like haters 100% so um good for SNL for like really keeping up with the zeitgeist yeah and um Regé-Jean-Paul from Bridgerton was the host and I
also feel like because he was there like it made it the sketch even better because he is so Gen Z
and I feel like he's like I feel like the sketch might have not happened without him, but I don't know that. Yeah. Well, I have to say,
I watched a bunch of the sketches on YouTube and, you know, I was really taken by him.
Like, obviously he's super handsome
and like everyone knows that,
but there's a lot of very handsome actors
who don't go on to become huge mega stars.
And watching him, he has it.
Like, he has the star quality. yeah he is a star like he was funny
I you know I'm used to on SNL nobody memorizes their lines they have cue cards and it's like
kind of distracting because like I'll be talking to you but I'll be looking over here at my cue
cards like hey Jackie what'd you have for lunch today you're also looking at the audience it's a
lot it's but I believe he memorized most of his lines because when I was watching, he appeared to be reading them from memory.
And he just like really, I was very impressed by him.
Like his monologue was great.
He was funny.
He was self-deprecating.
He has star quality.
Like he will, Bridgerton will not be a flash in the pan.
Like he is going to be, I have a feeling you're hearing it first.
Wow.
Oh, also speaking of SNL, two more things I want to talk about.
But one, Nick Jonas just announced. Oh, also, speaking of SNL, two more things I want to talk about, but one, Nick Jonas just announced that he is going to be hosting and performing on SNL next week, a solo performance
of a new song called Spachemin. Yeah, and I heard, I can't verify this for real, but I did hear he,
you know, obviously no shade to Priyanka, but he did meet someone someone and he was so inspired by their joie de vivre that he wrote
Spichemin about um Fletchemin that's who he met. Yes but he didn't want to give too much away he
knows that Theo's a private like man so he called it Spichemin instead of Fletchemin but I really
look forward to hearing the song that he wrote about Theo. Yeah to be honest like when I saw
the card people like love to photoshop the SNL announcements
so I thought it was fake like I don't know like scaring Jonas Brothers fans into thinking they're
breaking up again and I'm like oh well but then I saw Nick Jonas tweeted it so I'm like oh man no
this is actually real and also it begs the question like what's going on with the Jonas
Brothers I personally think it's like Nick Jonas was just working on some stuff in the queue like
wants to put it out there that's always how it starts though and like I'm just not ready to go through this roller coaster of emotions again like if
Jonas Brothers if they're all doing solo endeavors again like that's it for me yeah I just can't keep
going up and down no the thing is is like when they got back together they never said it but I
think the fandom and everyone like it was under the assumption like it was for good like there's
no more like breaking up right we watched that documentary where they literally said like we're gonna like if we're
doing this basically said there's no more breaking up yeah basically and so not only are they a band
but they're also brothers so I think like them being brothers gave us more faith like you know
family sticks together so I'm like okay you know if they get back together like this time's for real
and I'm not saying that him performing on SNL automatically means that they're breaking up
but it's not a good sign and I'll just say that but it's not a good sign. And I'll just say that. Yeah. It's not a good sign. When I saw it, I was
like, I really thought it was big. And like, there's a difference between like working on
some solo music, putting it out, seeing like getting feelers. There's a difference between
that and like doing that on SNL. You know, as like a solo act. Hi, this is me. I'm here. Nick
Jonas. Yeah. Like my coming out. I'm hosting and I'm performing. Nick Jonas. Yeah. Hosting and
performing is like big. Yeah. It's like I'm making a big splash in the music Jonas. Yeah. Like my coming out. And I'm performing Nick Jonas. Yeah. Hosting and performing is like big.
Yeah.
It's like I'm making a big splash in the music industry.
And people who do that are usually promoting something like huge.
Like not anyone can just roll in and perform and host at the same time.
It's like you have a big project you're promoting.
So again, not saying this means anything.
But it doesn't mean nothing.
Unless the Jonas Brothers like come out for a song, then I'll good but I doubt that they will oh they might you never that is
actually because he has to perform two songs he's only releasing one song what he's gonna sing one
of his solo songs from 10 years ago that would make it okay if the Jonas Brothers come out for
one of the songs then I'm like okay they're supporting his new endeavor yeah he obviously
was just getting his artistic juices flowing I could just see like an Amazon Prime documentary
in five years from now like referencing this moment.
Yeah.
When we knew it was all over.
Right.
Like they always talk
they talk about in the documentary
like when Nick and Joe
did that Z100 radio
jingle ball performance.
Like that was like a moment
for Kevin
where he was like so hurt
he wanted out.
I feel like in five years
we will find out that
like this SNL
like you know
Joe and Kevin
like they didn't know
they found out on Instagram.
They were like
he wants Spaceman.
Oh my God. He can have his space you're right space man man just think about it we'll have to read into the lyrics of the song when they come out of course just like driver's license the other
thing about SNL that I wanted to talk about is a joke that Michael Che made on weekend update
about Israel and their vaccine rollout he Israel has vaccinated 50 percent of their population
they are the leading country in the vaccine rollout they Israel has vaccinated 50% of their population.
They are the leading country in the vaccine rollout.
They're actually doing an amazing job.
And Michael Che. Yes, I actually saw a bar giving out vaccines,
like buy a drink, get a vaccine.
Wow.
Like gotta get to Tel Aviv for a drink and a vaccine.
Yeah.
Michael Che said,
Israel is reporting that they vaccinated
half of their population.
I'm going to guess it's the Jewish half,
which I find to be a very offensive joke
rooted in bias and uh misinformation about bad stereotypes about Jews that have existed forever
right and I just think that a joke about in this fashion about any other religion would never fly
yeah and here's my thinking here's my thinking because I've spoke to you about this morning and
I'm very much on the side of like a joke is a joke. Like I really believe that. And like, but you did point out and, and I do agree. Like a joke is a
joke. Yes. But SNL for like the last 10 years hasn't been like, you know, the pinnacle of comedy.
They are, they're on TV. They're very, um, you know, conservative in their jokes. Like they don't
make crazy jokes anymore. You watch stuff that used to happen on SNL. You're like, oh my God,
I can't, I can't believe that this was on TV.
Now it's like,
it's kind of not PG,
but it's just,
it's not outlandish.
It's not offensive humor.
It's not,
it's not good.
It's just not crazy humor anymore.
So I feel like for SNL
to have made this joke,
it's very uncharacteristic of them.
Like they don't make jokes
like that anymore.
Like I think a lot of comedy
over the last 10 years
is about like certain cultures or
stereotypes and that has been deemed inappropriate by like well culture so SNL
doesn't do that anymore so the fact that they did it about Jews like does feel
like once again like as Jews and maybe people who aren't Jewish don't
understand it just feels like you know it's not okay to me say anything about
other cultures but like when it comes to us like we always feel like it's fine
like people are always joking about us.
Right.
I feel torn because a joke is a joke,
but you can't help but think, what is the root of the joke?
Either you make jokes about everyone,
or you make jokes about no one.
And you don't just make jokes about one group of people.
Also, then I saw a clip, I don't know when this episode aired,
it was about a Miss Hitler pageant that was taken off.
It was 2020, May 2020.
Oh, okay, so not that long ago. May 2020, there was a Miss Hitler pageant that was taken off. It was 2020, May 2020. Oh, okay.
So not that long ago, May 2020.
There was a Miss Hitler pageant
that was taken off of Go Daddy.
And then Michael Che made a joke.
Oh, and the winner of the Miss Hitler pageant
was Miss Israel.
Yeah.
No, now it feels like, is it a pattern?
Is it a pattern?
Where is it coming from?
So I'm inclined to just like brush it off
like a joke is a joke.
Everyone gets made fun of.
But on SNL, it's like, actually, no,
not everyone gets made fun of. So like when you feel singled out, like it does feel like, do you have a problem is a joke everyone gets made fun of but on SNL it's like actually no not everyone gets made fun of so like when you feel singled out like it does feel like
do you have a problem with me Michael Che? Right. Let's talk about it. I just yeah I I'm not here
for it. I think that it it also then like perpetuates this negative stereotype about Jews
about Israel and I think it's just a dangerous road to go on especially because it's so untrue
because it's so untrue and what Israel is doing with vaccinations is like should be admired should be
admired and is admired by everyone so like by the way it's not first of all just to put facts out
there it's not only the Jew it's not true first of all half the population has been vaccinated
they're doing like the best and the most they're the most far ahead of any other country they have
Christian citizens Muslim citizens Druze citizens andish citizens who all have equal access to the vaccine so it's just
worth noting like maybe if you heard the joke you don't think much of it but like it's not true
right but also maybe you feel this way too like i think probably other cultures feel this way as
well like i just like hate to be like naggy like it's anti-thematic you know what i mean like you
just feel annoying pointing it out but it's like you also get a pit it's like oh man this is what people think of us like yeah so I
actually think a lot of people can relate to that like I'm always inclined to be like it's fine you
know like it's a joke just because like I hate to be like that girl again you know like she's
always complaining it's anti-thematic but like it is I do feel that way a lot of the time and
and so I feel like I don't bring up on this show like a lot of things that I find offensive.
Yeah.
But SNL is such a huge platform.
And also.
But I'm also always inclined to give people the benefit of the doubt.
100%.
So I'm not saying like.
I'm not saying that.
I don't know Michael Che.
Right.
I'm not saying he's anti-Semitic.
I don't know him.
I don't know that he is.
But this joke.
I find to be anti-Semitic.
And I think that he should apologize.
Yeah.
I mean.
I agree.
Like.
I'm torn. Because like. I'm really mean, I agree. Like, I'm torn.
Because, like, I'm really, especially, like,
because, like, comedy is comedy.
But it's, like, SNL is, like, not even comedy anymore.
Right. They're just, like, it's, like, a show.
Like, I can't explain it.
So, like, if someone had said this in a comedy club,
like, maybe it wouldn't have bothered me so much.
Because, like, people are allowed to joke.
They are.
But, like, when SNL has just become, like,
so sensitive to, like like everything in the world
except for me like why but not for me so yeah but I really do try so hard to give people the benefit
of the doubt like I feel and you know what I feel like a lot of times it pays off like I feel like
when we were talking earlier in the year about last year about Nick Cannon I feel like we really
gave him the benefit of the doubt and I think he he and I think he's a great
example of like why you shouldn't just write people off maybe you should like help them instead
of you know canceling them like pulling away like taking away all of his jobs all his opportunity
all of his revenue instead like I actually think he would benefit more from like being sat down
and explained to and I think like of all the people who've been quote-unquote canceled like
he has done the most with the opportunity that he's been given and I'm so glad I gave him the benefit of the doubt because like I might even be a bigger fan than I
was before like just for someone who knows how to like own up to their mistakes and do the and do
the work and just be like oh why was this wrong this is right okay yeah so I'm always inclined
to give people the benefit of the doubt but this does feel abyssal like a pattern and I'm also
inclined to give people the benefit of the doubt but like Nick Cannon
apologized
and then did some
sat down with a rabbi.
Right.
Yeah.
So let's get there.
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very passionately about it. Okay. And so if you are like a really sensitive person who like you
know thinks talking about the vaccine is like taboo please turn off because you're not gonna
like what I have to say. Okay let me take it it from the top, okay? Amanda Klutz is receiving backlash and
shaming for getting the COVID-19 vaccine. Amanda Klutz has responded to social media followers who
took issue with the fitness pro getting vaccinated following the death of her husband, Nick Cordero,
last summer. We spoke about Amanda Klutz last year. Her husband passed away from COVID-19 after
a very long battle with the disease. He was 40. He was in good health. He was a Broadway
actor. Broadway actor. And she like started this social media campaign. Like just she couldn't see
him. Never saw him. She was FaceTiming with his nurses. But she like remained so positive. She's
just been like a beacon of hope when like I don't like she's one of the people who's had such a hard
time in the pandemic and lost so much. And she's a hero. And she's now a host of The Talk.
Great.
So the daytime talk show personality
shared a photo of herself
receiving the COVID-19 vaccine on Friday night,
upsetting many fans as only essential workers
and residents over 65 are allowed
to take the vaccine in LA at this time.
Someone said, can you explain why you got the vaccine
ahead of 65 year olds and first responders here in LA
that can't get them yet?
Inquiring minds want to know how you got your vaccine while those working in school in schools
still cannot even book an appointment so then she amended the caption on her Instagram post to
explain how and why she got the vaccine she said I went to a site and waited in my car until all
appointments were over in hopes that they had any extra vaccines I was fully prepared to be turned
away but they said they had enough tonight for everyone waiting.
I cannot tell you how emotional I was and still am right now.
She said that she's been terrified since Nick has passed
as a single mother of getting the virus,
and now I am one step closer.
I'm sorry, she doesn't owe me an explanation, okay?
Here's what, first of all,
what people may not know, especially in New York,
do you know how many vaccines they're throwing out every night?
Because they have to defreeze them, thaw, they thaw.
So if somebody makes an appointment and doesn't show up or moves their appointment, they can't
use that thing tomorrow.
So at the end of the day, if there's certain vaccines that go unused, they get thrown in
the trash, which is why young people have been standing outside these warehouse, these
facilities for hours, hoping that maybe someone didn't show
up or maybe there's one leftover, that instead of throwing it away, which is so stupid, this person
can get vaccinated. And that's exactly what Amanda Clutes did. There's literally nothing wrong with
it. And Amanda Clutes has been through enough. Leave her alone. Leave her alone. Agreed. I have
no issue with someone who wants to go and wait and get a vaccine that would have been thrown in the garbage.
Yeah.
Also, I'm a part of this thing.
TBG told me about it.
So they, you put your phone number in, your like social security number, your address
and everything.
And then if there is a vaccine at a facility in your area that is going to be thrown away,
they text you.
You have 15 minutes to answer.
Brilliant.
Two hours to get to the facility.
So it's saving these doses that would otherwise be thrown away which is so stupid like
I can't believe that we're throwing away vaccines so people are doing this this is not illegal
it's fine and also like I think there's a lot of you know questions around who's getting vaccines
I think people are cutting lines I think people are lying if you want to talk about that that's
a separate conversation um but if you're not lying or paying your way or cutting lines I think people are lying if you want to talk about that that's a separate conversation um but if you're not lying or paying your way or cutting lines like I have no issue with you
getting a vaccine that would have gone in the trash yeah and it's just like please we're coming
and good for her for being transparent like she's been sharing her whole journey when I spoke on the
toast like six months ago about how like I definitely feel like some celebrities are like
getting the vaccine like they're private doctors I got so many dms like yeah I work for a publicist I work for a celebrity like my boss got
it like this is a thing celebrities are doing they're being shady about it whatever Amanda
Klutz is being transparent and she did nothing wrong so like really we're gonna fucking attack
this woman after all she's been through leave her the fuck alone now no but also a vaccine in the
arm of anyone is is more contributes more to us getting through this pandemic than a vaccine
in the garbage oh my god so beautifully said i don't know i stuttered a little you want to say
it again no i do it again do it again and add some like a vaccine in the arm of anyone contributes
more to us ending the pandemic than a vaccine in the garbage you're so right thank you
no i'm also just like done with this like you don't know what people are going through you
don't know someone's health like fuck the fuck off leave everyone alone everyone is just doing
their best and if you don't like what someone's doing maybe you should just unfollow them
silently i really think that no one knows what amanda clute's health is nobody knows what what
this last year has been like like please like please, like, let's just leave everyone alone.
Like, it's just exhausting, like, having all this energy to, like, backlash.
Like, where do you get the energy?
I can barely get out of bed in the morning.
100%.
Leave Amanda Kloots alone.
I feel we must protect her.
Stop.
Now.
Claudia said stop.
And she did nothing wrong.
Mm-hmm.
Let's reserve our energy, like.
In fact, I would.
Oh, you know what?
I would venture to argue that more people should be getting vaccines
that would be thrown in the garbage.
Of course.
By the way, every vaccine that gets thrown in the garbage, kill me.
That could have been me.
I have something else to say.
All this energy these social media trolls have for vaccine,
I would love to see them give half the energy to actual bad people.
Do you know what I mean?
Right.
I don't know if this is a story and I'm not saying you know whatever but um have you been
keeping up with this Chris D'Elia stuff no so like a year ago there were like a couple social
media accounts that started like um gathering stories of women who had had very bizarre
interactions online and in real life with Chris D'Elia.
He released a statement and like went totally MIA.
And now he's back.
He has a podcast.
He released like a nine minute video.
And I also think it was an audio, but I watched the video.
I'm just kind of addressing the claim saying,
stating that like everything he, that was,
all of his relationships have been legal and consensual. But like he understands like why it was like a little fucked up
to like abuse his power. Honestly honestly the apology like on the surface
seemed genuine and then you're like listening to his words and it's like what are you actually
saying like there's no substance to the words like he was just talking in circles um and i was just
like reading the comments and it was just like so much grace being given it's like where's that
grace for amanda klutz like why are like people on the internet are just so inconsistent you know
like it bothered me so much and it's like where, where's the grace, you know, where's all these
people coming out to, like, support, you know, the women who spoke out against him? Like,
it was just, like, it kind of bothered me, like, a lot.
I feel that.
Sorry, I know they're, like, not the same. I'm just saying, like, backlash, I'm saying, like,
we need to have the same energy for, like, people who we think, you know, got the vaccine wrong
for, like, actual bad people.
Well, I would say not the same energy.
Right.
Thank you.
No, thank you.
Yes.
Okay.
Are you ready for our next story?
I think it's going to turn your frown upside down.
I'm so much looking forward to that.
Garrett Hudlund is talking about Tim McGraw being the godfather to his and Emma Roberts'
son, Rhodes.
What?
Yes.
The actor explained on the Kelly Clarkson show, just the story gets better and better,
why he and Emma chose country star Tim McGraw
as the godfather to their new son, Rhodes Roberts.
Wait, okay, but so for those who don't know,
like Garrett Hedlund knows Tim McGraw from Country Strong.
But also because they did a movie together in 2004
called Friday Night Lights,
which I think is like Friday Night Lights.
Oh my God, so they've been in two movies together?
Right, and he explains how he looks up to McGraw,
whom he has worked with since 2004 on Friday Night Lights and Country Strong in 2010. He said, he's somebody that I
admire and respect, not only as an amazing father and an amazing husband, amazing musician and
amazing actor. I've known him for a long time. We laugh about it because it's probably been over
17 years since we did Friday Night Lights together. We played father and son. So I got to first
experience him as a father in that film, somewhat more of an abusive one. But then we did Friday Night Lights together, we played father and son. So I got to first experience him as a father in that film,
somewhat more of an abusive one.
But then we did Country Strong together
and we've remained such close friends.
And, you know, I've seen his children,
his daughters from the time they were one, three, and five.
So now he is the godfather to Rhodes Robert.
Wait, that's so stunning.
First of all, I love this friendship.
Garrett Hedlund is just like such a major hottie.
And now he's like a daddy. And I'm loving the respect he's putting on Tim McGraw and you know
if I had a friend as rich as Tim McGraw I too would make him the godmother and father of my
child yeah the mother and the father yeah of course it's such an honor to give them both
totally this is just like the sweetest story also like maybe we're gonna be angling for a
country strong sequel imagine
no it's like no one even cares about the first one it's fucking disrespectful that's not true
i just have to say no i do i care and i spread the gospel all the time like i actually just made my
friend jason watch it i'm like it's literally better than a star is born he's like really i'm
like yeah he loved it he couldn't believe like he had never seen it before and i'm just feel like
i'm personally responsible for like at least 100 people who love Country Strong that's good and by the way I don't
know if you guys know I'm actually like friendly with Gwyneth Paltrow and she loves the movie like
she she should she should be so proud and she knows there's like a small but passionate following
and she really appreciates us I'm dead serious she reposted me uh singing Country Strong at
your wedding on her Instagram right and also like a story like this shows us that like the cast loves it too it was a good experience for them as it was
for us yes like they are family yeah no that's beautiful like next thing we hear is like leighton
meester's the auntie you know yeah auntie yeah auntie oh my god i would love to see that i would
love like a reunion of leighton tim garrett and gwyneth like all i don't know maybe like when it's
like huge house in Malibu.
I don't know if that's where she lives.
But I just, I assume she has a property there.
But also Emma.
You know that Emma would come.
Brad Falchuk would come.
Adam Brody would come.
Faith Hill.
Faith Hill would come.
Like iconic foursome.
Iconic.
We got to set it up.
I'll host.
Okay, ready for our fifth and final story?
It's a little Housewives news.
A little HWN?
A little HWN. Brandi Redmond is leaving Real Housewives of Dallas? okay ready for our fifth and final story it's a little housewives news a little hwn a little hwn
brandy redmond is leaving real housewives of dallas question mark she posted a very long
cryptic message on her instagram saying sometimes things come to an end it does seem as though like
that was her announcing her departure also stephanie posted like a photo of them like
love you brandy so i feel like this was an announcement just like wrapped in. In a Bible verse. In a Bible verse. Yeah, it was confusing.
And I was thinking about it.
And while I'm saddened because I love Brandy,
I do think at the present moment,
she's not adding much to the storyline.
And I do think she has a lot going on in her personal life.
Like her mother-in-law just passed away.
She was in a car accident with one of her children.
The child was okay.
And then she just had another baby.
So I just feel like there's actually a lot going on in her life.
Like maybe it's worth her taking a step back.
Because she used to be like the straw that stirs the drink.
And now I just feel she's kind of on the outside of the storyline.
Yeah.
But it's also interesting and strange that she is announcing this in the middle of the season.
I wonder why that is.
I feel like there's something to this story.
But I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm going to miss her. I'm going gonna miss her and Stephanie's like dynamic yeah and I feel like she maybe this didn't
always come through on the show but I feel like she contributes so much to like the positive
energy and like fun that they have on the show like the drunk vibes yeah and it's like she's
like always you know she's everyone is in such a good mood when Brandy is around and it's like
that doesn't translate to great television or anything, but like everyone
being in a good mood is always fun to watch.
That's true.
No, I do think that there's things that she definitely brings to the show and that will
be missed.
But overall, I think in the last few seasons, she's kind of faded from like the main storyline.
Like it used to be like her and Leanne, I remember her and Stephanie, like weren't friends
and she became friends with Leanne.
It was like the betrayal of a lifetime.
Like, I do think that she's kind of taken a step back from that because it is exhausting to like
always be you know the one in the drama so now it's like she's not irrelevant but she's not
pertinent yes I think she was just like being actually friends with everyone and enjoying her
time but like that's not the whole show also her husband doesn't like to film because I mean I
remember her first season the
first season of the show like he was just not translating well like he was kind of coming off
a dick when I actually think they have like a good marriage yeah um but as oh that always happens
like remember Bill Aiden his first season was like kind of a dick and now I'm like so in love with
him I would do anything for him like that is just kind of what happens with husbands and some don't
translate and some do like I think Travis does really well so I think the fact that her husband doesn't film and like they can't really spend nights
together when she's filming, it must be, it's just not ideal anymore.
Yeah.
Also a little more Housewives of New York, I'm just putting these two like small stories
together, is that according to page six, everyone and their mother is auditioning for Real Housewives
of Miami, which makes complete sense.
I was thinking about it.
Like everyone is moving to Florida.
The rich men and women,
the couples married people here
have moved from New York to Florida.
And that's exactly what
they're looking for.
We need rich housewives.
I think if there was ever a time
to bring back Real Housewives of Miami,
like now is the time
because I think there's a lot
of fabulous people living there now.
The social scene.
More fabulous than there was.
I mean, half the Real Housewives of New York
live in Palm Beach now.
Right.
But even like Ariel Charnas
could be a Real Housewife of Miami.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
I mean I don't think she would want to be.
No.
No.
But like just so many people are moving down there.
That's a good call.
I think that the pool.
I'm sure it's fierce competition.
I think it actually will be amazing.
And I actually think it'll be difficult for even the women who were already cast.
Like I've heard that like Lisa Hochstein and Alexia.
Like they have to audition again.
Yes.
And Marisol is also angling for a return.
And even Larsa could be coming back.
Page six is saying.
Larsa would be good just because like she is famous.
She's interesting.
But like, is she Miami anymore?
Yes.
But she was looking for a house in Calabasas with Chrishell.
She just sold that house.
I saw it.
And she's selling it with like all of her cars.
That's why it was written up in TMZ or something.
And she's moving back to Miami? I believe. Oh, well, then I hope for her sake that she got on the show. And she's selling it with like all of her cars. That's why it was written up in TMZ or something. And she's moving back to Miami?
I believe.
Oh, well, then I hope for her sake that she got on the show.
And she actually is like so Miami.
Yeah.
I'm just confused by her finances because like, yes, she was married to Scottie Pippen,
like one of the highest paid basketball players of all time.
But like, does that make you rich as a divorcee?
I don't know.
I think so.
Maybe they had a prenup.
I think so.
Okay.
I hope so.
Yeah, I believe so.
I believe in a thing called love.
And those are the Fast Five stories.
And I feel as though you needed to know them.
Yes.
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trip for so long like they're really stretching out yes into episodes now we know why yeah and
there was a lot to unpack I'm going to reserve like the sex party stuff I just want to talk
about like a few random things okay before I like love Marlo Hampton so much and I really felt like
she was genuine in her like um reunion with Kenya Moore and that was actually really nice to see because
I feel like Kenya's just one of my biggest frustrations with her that she's like incapable
of having a genuine moment and so I'm glad they made up but I'm also inclined to think like what
is Kenya getting out of this like why does she want Marlo as an ally like there's more going on
yes but I do think like it was a genuine moment at least it was for Marlo and then I was worried
that Kenya was just gonna like you know and Kenya started with that but you said this and that and
this and that right and then they both just like had this moment and I felt like it was genuine
and also I do think that Kenya is alienating herself from some of the other women and so
it's a good time to get a new friend.
Because Toya.
Who's been like so up Kenya's ass.
Was for the first time like starting to be like.
Oh I know why everyone's been always talking shit about Kenya.
Like she's starting to annoy me right now.
Because Toya was definitely involved. In whatever was going on in that open bedroom.
Oh you think so?
Yeah.
That's not the vibe that I got.
She was exonerated from the trial.
Because she was on Instagram stories
right Tanya allegedly and Portia Kenya's working theory is that it was Tanya and Portia I I'm
actually believe that it probably was but Portia's gonna protect Tanya because Tanya has a fiance
and like they were just having fun like it's a bachelorette party but Kenya it's just like
annoying me so much like I get that first of all they went so we saw the footage they went so out
of their way to like make this an off-camera thing and even more gracious enough
to like talk about it the next day on the show being like oh it was crazy but not like get into
details but can you just like it's like a dog with a bone and like won't let it go and just trying to
like out everyone when like they're just having trying to have a good time on the trip that you
planned like you wanted them to have fun that's exactly what they're doing yeah and I I hate that
energy and like any friend when it's like we all like had a rowdy time and someone needs to like go back and remember every single thing and not
just like let the fun night be the fun night like sure let's like recap it but to go to like have
this literal investigation as to what happened it's like no no it's bothering me and it's not
just like for fun like she obviously knows what she's doing yeah like not
great intentions like she wants to embarrass people and also a lot of these women are in
relationships like if that were if i were in that house i would i do not like that no and so it's
starting to rub the girls the wrong way now like by the end of the day the next day they've all
kind of spoken to one another and they realize that like kenny's just like not letting this go
like they were just talking about it like yeah last night was so crazy so fun on camera but they're
not going to go into it detail the most they're going to say is like what time did you go to bed
you know they're not getting into detail like who was kissing who but kenya is just like trying to
paint this picture and it's like leave everyone alone like these girls have been cooped up at
home for a year they're going on a bachelorette party okay they got a little while leave them
the fuck alone yeah isn't that the point of a bachelorette party it is and so i feel like on
the one hand i feel like some people might be conflicted about the producers like using footage that they that
they went so far out of their way to conceal to paint a picture I think like that is the producer's
job like they had these few rogue camera angles you know that one angle of Toya and Portia kissing
and they didn't push the camera all the way out but I feel like the things that the producers
were able to cobble together,
like still weren't that damning.
Like it just shows a crazy fun night with Bolo.
But I think that what Kenya's doing is like breaking girl code,
breaking friend code, and also like breaking like co-star code.
Reality star code.
You know, you were with us in trying to like keep this off camera.
Yeah, because she was the one, Kenya was like, go get Bolo. When Bolo was done, he went to like his room off camera yeah because she was the one Kenya was like go
get Bolo when when Bolo was done he went to like his room I guess to change and leave she was like
she said to Candy Candy go get Bolo bring him back here and then Candy was the one who told
the producers like could we cut so we can like actually have a good time so Kenya was almost
not a catalyst but she was definitely you know involved yeah in getting the night to where it
got she was all over you know spreading her
legs on the floor like she was down so it's like now you're gonna be like a whistleblower yeah i
did not like it what did you think about the way that they filmed the oh my god i thought it was
hysterical literally like emmys for everyone like when they opened the episode and kenya was smoking
a cigarette and they were like man you can't smoke in here i just thought there were so many funny
elements to it and it was like a real and it was clear that they had a lack of footage from the original night so they supplemented
it with like all these other things and I actually think they did a good job I think they did a
really good job I also think that they had a lot of footage I can just even imagine like everyone
all the producers like combing through hours of an outdoor camera to see what's going on inside
zooming in to see who's who like that. That must have taken. They worked hard.
Days.
But I also thought like the episode in other ways
was just also really funny.
Like when they went fishing
and then they came home and Portia was like,
now I feel like a man.
Like if there's not a sandwich in there for me,
like I'm going to kill someone.
They were just being so funny
and like they really embraced themselves
like before the craziness,
like in those outfits
just to like make Cynthia have a good time.
Like I just think it was really fun and I'm like annoyed that Kenya ruined it
because now like they look back on that night with like a pit not with just like oh it was crazy
of course with a pit it could have we would have never found out about any of this and the fact
that all this was also in the news a few days later like somebody leaked it Kenya yeah she's
really she's major snitch energy yeah and I'm glad Portia's mad at her because Portia is my queen.
And like, I always agree with Portia.
So like, whatever Portia does, like, I fully support.
Yeah.
I stand by that statement.
And I've been, you know, a Kenya apologist this season so far.
And I'm just like, I'm not here for this energy.
Yeah.
This is like the worst type of energy you can have.
Snitch energy.
And, you know, I believe it was Marlo Hampton said, have you ever heard?
Snitches get stitches.
It's so true.
And that's literally
what the episode
should have been called.
But I also loved the scene.
I mean,
I was literally,
I was also like unwell last night.
So watching them
be hung over
and then go on a fishing boat,
drinking and fishing.
And I was like,
I would,
like I actually would
have thrown up
because like that time
we were in Nantucket
and we went on a boat
and I didn't even drink as much as they did.
And I wasn't even up as late as they were.
Yeah.
And I was throwing up off the side like I was.
No, they're my hero.
They are heroes.
But also I think we need to summer in South Carolina.
Like need one of those houses.
Need to be on the beach.
Need a boat.
Yeah.
The house was really amazing.
Gorgeous.
And they really haven't left the house.
But like would you?
No.
Sickening.
No.
On the beach. It's good stuff. No. Sickening. No. On the beach.
It's good stuff.
Yeah.
So it was a great episode.
And then I was just really thinking like between Jersey, this episode of Atlanta, and this
most recent season of Potomac, like Housewives has been on fire.
Yeah.
With the exception of OC.
And Salt Lake City.
Oh, and Salt Lake City.
With the exception of OC.
And I think this season of Dallas is good.
Yeah.
So they've really just been, but like in particular, I think we're having the best season of Jersey, Potomac and Atlanta we've had in a while. Yeah.
So that was exciting. That is exciting. I just like cackled so many times during the episode,
like Portia's so funny. And that's like why I feel like Atlanta kind of separates itself from
the other shows is like the women are hysterical. Like I find myself laughing from their confessionals
from like random shit they say
when like walking up a flight of stairs.
They're so funny
and it's just refreshing to like laugh.
I agree.
So it was a great episode.
Been a really good season.
Highly recommend.
Don't forget our test movie of the week.
We will be recapping on Friday.
It is our final one
in honor of Black History Month
and we are watching
Coming to America
starring Eddie Murphy
and Garcelle.
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Bruno is the star.
No, I mean, Hollywood is buzzing.
No, quaking.
They saw Bruce.
They were like.
They're like, is he represented?
Is he an agent?
Who's his publicist?
They're trying to get there.
Is he on the loose?
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And we also have two other episodes already up this month.
We did a Dear Toasters episode where I think, I know we say this every time,
I think we gave the best advice we've ever given.
Really?
Yes, I really do.
I was like thinking about it the whole day after we filmed it.
I mean, I have no memory.
I don't even remember what we said because it was like a week ago.
Yeah, no, but it was good.
And then also the other episode we did.
Was it a part two of the Q&A?
I don't think so. No, what was the first episode of the month? Maybe two of the Q&A? I don't think so.
No, what was the first episode of the month?
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