The Toast - S4 Ep44: Keep Calm and Carry On: Thursday, March 11th, 2021

Episode Date: March 11, 2021

Prince William defends royal family against Meghan Markle's racism claims (Page Six) Meghan Markle Filed Complaint Against Piers Morgan Over His Comments on Her Mental Health (PEOPLE) Lady Gag and Adam Driver spotted filming 'House of Gucci' in Italy (Page Six) Ree Drummond's Nephew Critically Injured in Crash with Her Husband as They Battle Blaze on Family Ranch (PEOPLE) 'Bling Empire' stars Kelly Mi Li and Andrew Gray break up after five years together (Page Six) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday, aka Friday Eve. Hey, Claude, how you doing? You know, every day is a Friday when you're in the Virgin Gorda Islands, not to be obnoxious. It's very true. If we weren't doing the podcast, would you know what day it is? Is that the level of vacation that you're at? Oh, yeah, for sure. I barely know what day it is, that the level of vacation that you're at oh yeah for sure like I barely know what day it is but I do because I'm like is it a when is it a weekday or a weekend because then I have to podcast so I have like some structure but for the most part it's like what time is it you know you're on island time no and I very much intend to stay on island time

like even on upon my return there's something know. We could all learn. From the island culture. Like. Of just. Like letting the sun. Be your guide. You know. I totally agree. And that actually. Reminds me of something. That I'm starting to feel.

Really passionately about. It's a little like. Non-political. Legislature news. But there is a bill. A bipartisan bill. That is on its way. To the floor.

That is calling for us to stop daylight savings time and stop going backwards and forwards and that like with this daylight savings coming up like that should be the last one and that would give us more daytime more sunlight in the winter which I think is like so necessary so what the fuck is the reason why so it started a while back at first it started during World War I. I was doing some research on it last night because I thought the same thing. I'm like, obviously this benefits someone. I used to think it was like for the farmers so that they could get their like sunlight in check.

I thought it was like for the planet. Apparently it started as a way to like conserve energy during World War I. That's what i was reading um but i think that we should add more hours of daylight not and the daylight savings just like end it after this next one where we spring forward um because the winter is already so sad and why should it also be without sunlight we could could really use that extra hour. It's even more sad like going home from work at four o'clock and it's literally dark out. So I agree. It seems like a really unnecessary thing. And this might be like the dumbest question ever. And I might be like

really showing my lack of intelligence. But is daylight savings an American thing or like a globe thing? No, it's global. Each country, even different states, I was thing no it's global each country even different states I was like it's actually really interesting so I think Germany was actually the first country to do it different countries have it but some don't and also even in the U.S. some states don't do daylight savings so like during um any given time you they could be an hour behind us and then like later in the year they're two hours behind us because of the time zones so it really is just like sort of a clusterfuck and it's like so unnecessary like why are we making drama where drama does not need to happen right I think in like the modern times it's or at least in this current junction it's not necessary and instead like when we're all just

like struggling with mental health like we could benefit from the extra sunlight in the winter. And I rest my case on that. I completely agree. I'm going to look into this legislative, legislature. And very good to know. I didn't know that there was a, like a lobbying group on Capitol Hill who was passionate about this. No, they are. And like, I thank them for their passions.

And also like, if you're someone who is pro daylight savings like let me know why because I would love to like I would love to understand all facets of it um and just get a better sense daylight savings is like one of those weird things that's just like weird about the world do you know what I mean that and like leap years yeah no there's just like some like funny world stuff that yes but I actually understand the need for a leap year like I learned about it in school and it fully like makes sense in terms of like the calendar like there's a reason I don't see the reason we're not currently living during world war one right not currently but maybe there are other reasons so please like let me know I

know that you guys will let me know if you feel strongly on the other side. But I'm definitely open to a dialogue around daylight savings. Because like even now the days are starting to get longer as we head into spring. And like it is such a mood booster. Like to it makes such a big difference. And so if there's something that's like impeding our daylight nah. No you're 100% right. Like that's why people really call it and they really do get seasonal depression.

It's like the darkness and the cold weather, like it all contributes to a negative mental health state. And that's why when spring comes, it's like, oh my God, I'm healed. Yeah. And then there's like a bounty of beautiful things in the spring. There's more daylight. There's great weather. And it's like, why do we have to suffer so much in the winter?

You know, I understand the weather's never going to be great in the winter, but a little sunlight. Yeah. So that's my thought of the day. That's our piece of legislature for the day. Yes. And my other thought for the day is I just dropped Bruno off to be neutered. And I was just like...

Oh my God, his bark mitzvah. It's his bark mitzvah. He's becoming a man. It was honestly like kind of emotional to just like drop him off and like know what he's going, he's like going under. And he had no idea. He thought it was like another party for him. Like he's like, yeah, I'm going out with mom and pops.

What's good? And I'm just like, Bruce, the party's over. No, it's literally his, it actually is a party. It's his first time doing drugs. I know. And so like, I'll see him later today i'm just like thinking of him my heart and my mind are with him today well i am with him and i know the whole katoos community will be thinking of him it's such a fast procedure and then he's probably

awake already but i know he's probably done already but he just like sleeps off the the drugs like he'll be fine yeah no i think the actual procedure is in like an hour because he's still getting all of his tests to make sure he's up to snuff. So I'll see him later today. And apparently he's going to be like zonked out all day, which is actually nice. It's so cute. Sweet Bruce. So I'm looking forward to that.

And it's also cute because they have to wear the cone. And it's like so pathetic. But you really don't want them licking their sutures. Yes. So he runs around in the cone and he has no idea why he's being put in the cone. And it's like so pathetic but then you really don't want them licking their sutures yes so he runs around in the cone and he has no idea why he's being put in the cone and it's actually so cute you got to get cute cone pics oh i will i actually just ordered um apparently the best cone in the biz inflatable the comfy cone yeah i didn't get the brand name one because i ordered it on amazon and i needed the one that was going to be here by today. So I got the phone. That's fine. I got one from Amazon too and I'm sure it wasn't the name brand

one but I think Theo was grateful for it. Oh Theo. I miss him. That's really what the show has been lacking this week. I actually can't even talk about it. It makes me so depressed. It's like the one thing that's wrong with my trip you know.? Yeah, I can imagine. Well, you'll be home soon enough and Theo's having a blast and it's all done. And he's so well taken care of and I have no doubts. I just like miss him so much. Like when I lay in bed and there's no fiery hot piece of fur between me and Ben, like it just doesn't feel right. No, that ain't right. right it actually feels wrong yesterday I actually did um I got a new piece of furniture which I haven't gotten like something for my home in a long time and it's so exciting to transform your space what'd you get I got a bench for the end of my bed that serves two

purposes one so that Bruno can jump up to the bench and then onto the bed and he can have like autonomy and deciding when he wants to be on and off the bed and two it also has so much storage so remember how I was saying I have nowhere to put all my skims cozy and like my extra merch put it all on the bench like my air like it was one of the best things I've ever bought I'm just like so excited about my bench I bought a bench as well for Theo and it ended up just being a fabulous piece of decor I'm very pro bench oh cute you see it I just showed you yeah it's like super modern I got it from cd2 and I'm just like really excited about it like anyone who facetimes me I'm like have I shown you my bench

no and it's like counselor you may approach the bench yeah justice is always being served at the bench no no and it's like now you could literally hold courtroom from your bedroom. Love, love, love to see it. Well, speaking of home decor, that's a great segue into our first sponsor if you'd like to just dive right in. Wow, I love a segue. So without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. So if you're looking to spruce up your home why don't you try frame bridge they make it easier and more affordable than ever to frame your favorite things without ever leaving your house you can add a gallery wall to your home office or you can use it to send the perfect gift

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Elevating our process. Oh, we'd love to elevate the vibe when we cultivate the vibe. When we do, yes. Okay, let's get into the news. The first story, it's some more royal family drama it's just the week of the royals i'm sure you guys yeah it's their week we'll let them have it because prince william broke his silence on thursday about his brother harry's bombshell oprah winter winfrey interview so he um he was walking and a reporter was questioning

him so it wasn't like a formal addressing of the situation but he did answer this reporter's questions so um he had said that he hasn't he said that he hasn't spoken to harry yet but quote i will do and then um he was asked about uh megan markel's treatment from the family and was it racially motivated he said quote we're very much not a racist family. So those were the two quotes that he gave letting everyone know that he plans to talk to Harry and that they are not a racist family. Well those are two very interesting tidbits. The first is like really shocking. I think the fact that they haven't spoken and it's been

Sunday what's today it's been like four days since the interview came out like that is not a good sign like this relationship is on the fritz even more so than they made it seem in the interview but I think they were protecting William in a little a little bit yeah but he told us they were not speaking and that they were taking space like they were taking Spichemin so why after like you just threw your brother's career under the bus like would now would you talk I mean because there's like how can you not talk now like this is the time like there's so much to say really but it's also like what's there to say like and if you had all these things to say like you could have called me instead of going on television you know I mean them going on television definitely delays their their reconciliation right in this, like who calls who?

Does Harry call William or does William call Harry? I mean, Harry should call William. But. But he's not going to. But he's not. So it doesn't surprise me that they haven't spoken. It surprises me more that he says that he will be speaking to him. Yeah. And then the other part, we are very much not a racist family i can imagine how frustrating it is because

like we said like as a member of the royal family the rule is like we don't respond to people correct so if you have your own interpretation of how that conversation went down or you know megan and harry said a member of the royal family like let's say just for for instance like it was um like princess margaret okay you know like someone random but they didn't specify who it was so now like you're kind of painting with a broad brush is that the phrase so and you're not allowed to retort i can imagine how that's frustrating when like the whole world thinks that you said it. Or like you were just generalizing here.

So I don't know if they're going to change their family rule now. Like maybe we will speak out. Like maybe we'll do our own interview with Pierce Morgan. Oh wow. Probably not with Pierce Morgan. But I don't. Yeah because on the one hand like this kind of calls for their own interview. Like this is such a big story.

I was reading that the royal family actually hasn't been involved in such a scandal as big as this since David abdicated for Wallace Simpson. And like that. Oh. I thought you were going to say since Diana. No. Like apparently this is bigger than Diana. and I I don't know I mean I just would have liked to like be alive during those times because I we know how like history

has shaken out remembered it yeah but what was like public what you know what was like the the public consensus or what were people saying and thinking in America or the UK when like he abdicated IDK yeah I think in terms of the abdication that's like something UK people would like really give a shit about because that's like actual drama like this is like petty like that like can the abdication like changes the course of history forever whereas like this like Harry was six in line. He's never going to be prince. So this is just like fun drama. You know, not fun, but you know what I mean.

Yeah, no, it's like gossip. Right. But I don't know. I think it might have implications for the monarchy. So I'm saying given the fact that it's at that level, like it's extremely dramatic for them. I feel like we might get more of a response than what we're generally used to I mean William even like said something

like that's even crazy like that when I saw that video I was like shook to the motherfucking core like no I know I didn't expect that once again they're not saying much but it's way more than I expected but just to compare those two situations I had made a good point in my head. Just give me one second. Like. Comparing David and this. And Megan. It was like.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, like this is like kind of the biggest, most, you know, shook worthy piece of drama the royal family's ever been involved in. But it's important to remember, like these are not the royal family's ever been involved in but it's important to remember like these are not our royal family and whatever americans think like uk people like do not give a shit like it doesn't matter in the course of history and the uk population like stands with the queen like they stand with the royal family like they they're not taking megan markle's like word for any of this so even though it feels like for us because in america like we are so megan markle it's actually like not because in the uk like people don't even care about her like

yeah you know that's a good point it's like i feel like because things are reaching such a boiling point here that like yeah of course it's going to affect the family but like they we have nothing to do with them no and when that's what i was saying yesterday like when i went on their instagram accounts like there weren't like american you know that's such an american thing to do like you head to the comments you like troll someone when they're going through some sort of controversy and all the comments were like people in the uk being like i stand with my queen thank you for your long years of service like honor you know god save the queen like all those little phrases so it feels for us and i would love to get a perspective from someone who is from the UK like I don't think it's as it's still big but it's not as like

groundbreaking as for us it is because we see it completely different in America like we see it a hundred percent differently got it very I think that's a really good point I feel like I've been seeing some perspectives from people in the UK and it already is different like even but also like we said like just the cultural differences like I feel like someone've been seeing some perspectives from people in the UK and it already is different. Like even but also like we said, like just the cultural differences. Like I feel like someone messaged me something like or maybe I read something that was like, you know, the UK motto. It's like keep calm and carry on. Like and that's not that's not how we know in America. It's like don't be calm and scream at the top of your lungs like that.

It's true. Like we're so different. Yeah, that's a really good point. So we'll keep you posted if we hear from any more members but our next story is that Meghan Markle filed a complaint against Piers Morgan over his comments on her mental health so we spoke about yesterday how Piers Morgan left Good Morning Britain and there were a bunch of complaints from viewers about what he had said turns out one of those complaints was lodged by Meghan Markle herself. She made a formal complaint to ITV following Piers Morgan's on-air comments regarding her

mental health, which she opened up about during her interview with Oprah. A formal complaint was filed with On TV on behalf of Meghan after Monday's broadcast of Good Morning Britain, The Guardian officially reported. Quote, Meghan's complaint to itv concerned the impact of morgan's comments could have on others and how it could degrade the seriousness of mental health issues the complaint did not relate to the personal nature of morgan's attacks yeah i mean there's like so much weirdness going on between pierce morgan and megan markle like i feel like since she's become what she is she hasn't even acknowledged his presence in the slightest.

So now it's like this is the first time she's like acknowledging him as a human being. Like and I'm glad like I'm glad that she felt heard. But I wish she like never even acknowledged him because like he's in love with her, you know? Yeah, this like gives him. I don't know if he's in love with her anymore. But I think it's personal. Probably not, yeah. It's personal between these two

it's personal for parse I don't know if it's personal for Megan no I don't know either but also we were talking about yesterday how why now like why would this be the thing like Pierce has been parse has been saying you know has not been crazy shit forever has not been a fan of Megan for a long time so like why now would he be leaving for that? But this seems to make sense. And apparently they, I think I read somewhere that ITV either said apologize. They told him to apologize and he said that he wasn't going to

and that he would rather leave. He also has been walking down the street with reporters asking him questions, answering questions. I guess that's what people do in the UK. Well, I'm not surprised surprised That Pierce Morgan is answering questions Like he's been like ever since he quit he like Is on this journey on social media

Like responding to literally Every person on planet earth And it's like okay we get it you took a stand Like leave us alone You know it's so funny I saw a headline that was like Because when he spoke to reporters the headline was like Pierce Morgan breaks his silence on Meghan Markle like thing and I was never silent when was he silent such a good point such a good point he actually could he could use you know uh

an exercise in silence he's just like so annoying and he just gives me like thirst monster vibes yeah well he says he has big things coming don't we all secret project yeah he's got a secret project i'll believe it when i see it okay so that wraps up our royal news of the day if you have any other um things you want to add i actually would like to add one thing because i've just been learning more and more about the um the like the traditions and the laws and the rules and we had said yesterday that the king broke the um the traditions like the traditions and the laws and the rules and we had said yesterday that the king broke the change the rules um for william's children um to all these the king princess the queen sorry i was talking about the king's patent king george's

we've all been hearing about the patent right yeah george v george v george v so the queen changed the rules for Kate and William's children to all be prince and princess, which is not what it would have been. I learned that that was because she changed the rules when Kate was pregnant before they knew if she was going to be having a boy or a girl. And she changed it so that whether she had a girl or a boy, that first child would be the heir to the throne because before that it would have been the first son but it's clear that like women it like it was an outdated law I mean she's a woman and she's a queenie vibe like obviously women can be queens so she made that stipulation

so that no matter the gender the firstborn would be in line to the throne. Feminist queen. I got it. But here's what I'll never understand. And you can explain this to me all you want. Why is it Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, but then it will be King William and Queen Kate Middleton? Like, why does that make any motherfucking sense?

Will it be Queen Kate? Yes. They say she's the future queen. No. And, okay, in the crown. Ready? In the crown. Okay.

Queen Elizabeth's mom was a queen. Queen mother. And her dad was the king. Are you sure Queen Elizabeth's mom was the queen? Yes. And then she was queen mother after the king died. How do I didn't know she was a queen because I watched the show and like for the first episode the first minute the dad was still king huh well I mean honestly that's never I mean it's also like never made sense why a 90 year old man is like a prince um oh it's hysterical no it's

like Prince Philip is a prince and so is prince george and you know what i feel as though they both add equal amounts of excitement to the royal family no i agree and also what was funny i was reading about all the titles in like the royal family and also like the more extended network and the title that they offered to archie was like earl of dumberton earl of dumberton i'm sorry, is 70 years old. No, and that's also just like an ugly name. That's like Earl of Sandwich, you know, from Ladies of London. Not to disrespect the history at all, but just like phonetically,

it's like, would I rather be the Queen of England or the Earl of Dumberdell, whatever it was called. Okay, but like Earl of Sandwich. It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue Earl of Sandwich isn't bad and now it's obviously an iconic name and also it's like because he invented the sandwich so it's like if you don't want a silly name don't invent something useful right so I guess that would make me like the Earl of Dirty Jeans no you'd be the Earl of Chipwitch I was just thinking that too but I didn't invent the chip, which I just popularized it.

Okay. Earl of Dirty Jeans. Earl of Dumbledore. Is that what you said? Dumberton, I think. I'm thinking of Harry Potter. Dumberton. It is confusing.

Yeah. I just, again, think it's so funny how media just makes things up because we now know they said that Archie wasn't offered a title and the media was like oh my god Meghan and Harry are doing things their own way like not giving Archie a title so he can have a normal life and it's like where the fuck did you come up with that like that's just not true yeah also I was reading this like whole long IG stories from like a royal expert um and there are in some of the other families some of the other children or grandchildren have foregone titles for their children to lead more normal lives. And apparently it's gone really well for them. Oh, good.

I'm happy for them. Anyone I know? Like Zara. You know? Larson? Zara Tindall. Don't know her. Like Phillip.

Just some randoms. Don't know them. Yeah. They enjoy the life of rando. Right. That's why we don't know them, because they have a normal life. Yeah. While also, like, having the queen as their grandma.

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movie about the house of gucci um oh wow and the pictures are sickening yeah the pair were spotted in italy wednesday dressed late in late 20th century period costumes as they filmed the new Oh, wow. And the pictures are sickening. Yeah, the pair were spotted in Italy Wednesday, dressed in late 20th century period costumes as they filmed the new fashion, greed, and murder flick, House of Gucci. In the photos, Gaga ditched her signature blonde locks for a brown wig to get into the role of notorious black widow, Patrizia Reggiani, who arranged the murder of her fashion mogul ex-husband Maurizio Gucci in 1995. Don't you think it's weird how Lady Gaga is the face of Versace and she's doing this

movie? I do feel like this is a conflict of interest. Is she the face of Versace? She has been for a really long time. Oh, I miss that. By the way, so on brand for both of them. I agree that that is sort of funny. This whole movie and pictures reminds me of

um assassination of january yes which when you said it I thought it was going to be another ryan murphy like uh show no it is um it's a movie um called the house of gucci and it's based on a book the house of gucci a sensational story of murder madness madness, glamour, and greed. Well, it actually sounds good. Maybe her contract is up. The pictures look like really on point. So it looks like Lady Gaga is like continuing her journey into acting. How do we feel about that? I feel good.

I think people should, for the most part, stick to what they know unless you are like a multi-talented queen. And we've seen many pop stars try and act you know in recent memory nick jonas and i don't think it's the move for him i do think he should act in um that movie that he was promoting on snl that i heard was just like an atrocity oh i didn't even hear about it i just don't like when he acts like like some people it works for and some people it doesn't. Lady Gaga is one of those people. And Nick Jonas is also one of those people. That it does work for?

Does not work for. Got it. Okay. I mean, yeah. I feel like this will be interesting because Star is Born, I thought Lady Gaga was really good because it was like the role for her. It was literally written for her. And she really like played some sort of version of herself. So it will be interesting to see how she does in in more of a period piece yeah i don't know if i

would say period piece the 90s man we're getting further and further away it's almost like 30 years ago that's true you know i always i regard the 90s as 10 years ago of course no it was like five years ago but i was born in the 90s so that would like literally make me 10 years ago. Of course. No, it was like five years ago. But I was born in the 90s, so that would like literally make me 10 years old. Of course. Same. Are you ready for our next story? Some sad news for the pioneer woman. SNFTPW? Yes. Reed Drummond's nephew was critically injured in a crash with her husband as they battle a blaze on the family ranch. Ree Drummond, the pioneer woman, her husband and nephew were involved in a collision near the farm in Osage County, Oklahoma on Wednesday. According to a report from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol obtained by People, the collision took place around 1.43 p.m. on Wednesday about eight miles west

of Pawhuska. Very sad. We always talk, well, we have sometimes spoken of the pioneer woman and her farm chairman vibes. And this is just a sad story. I hope everyone is doing okay. But what was the collision? Like an accident or were they fighting? It was an accident. Lad and Caleb Drummond were each driving a Hemat fire truck on County Road N3660. This is the most country story. He was driving southbound while her husband was driving northbound. The trucks hit one another head-on due to high winds on a gravel road that caused visibility to be decreased, according to the report.

Oh, so they collided with each other. Oh, that's scary. That is really, really scary well i hope they're okay okay yeah we have a lot of pioneer women we have a lot of pioneer women stands in the toasters and so um she she's really i as i continue my journey into cooking like she's really coming up for me and i just hope everyone oh really okay yeah no she's so fabulous and just like the farm chairman element is immaculate it helps I just uh followed her on TikTok oh what does she do there she obviously like has one of her daughters run it and it's actually it's pretty good I mean I wouldn't say it's her best platform but it's hard

I I give people like a six month grace period when joining tiktok yeah yeah i mean but i feel like food tiktok is so wonderful yeah but she doesn't really do recipes she does more like lifestyle farm life vibes wow might have to get back on tiktok for her john mayer also just joined tiktok and i have to say it's been a journey, like a really exciting journey. His content is there. And did you see him and Maren Morris announced that they are collabing together for the Grammys? Yes, I wanted to mention that. We were speculating on what he might be doing and with whom.

And though I still think he'll be doing like a cover of a classic, it's nice to know that he'll be working with Maren Morris. Like truly, it will be wonderful. Yeah, I feel like now i'm even more sure that the he's doing a cover of a classic because marin is also like that go-to girl at the cma awards at the acm awards to like put respect on some legendary artists work so i think the two of them together will do an amazing classic collab a hundred percent also it's not like either of them is currently promoting new music so they're definitely doing a tribute to someone with a classic cover.

Right. Is there like a legendary artist who passed away this year? There's a number of them. Maybe Charlie Pride. Oh, yeah. That's good. That's a good guess. Okay. That's my guess. My pick is in. Okay. I'm actually looking forward to the Grammys. I will be tuning in to as much as as much of it as i can stomach okay i'll keep you posted on my decision are you ready for our fifth and final story it's actually some good news i'm excited to share and talk about with you

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I'm so glad that you did, and I'm so glad that even more people know about the magic of bruch. Yeah, it's the magic of bruch. Okay, fifth and final story. I think you're going to be happy about this. Bling Empire stars Kelly and Andrew break up after five years together. They are officially done. The Netflix stars decided to split after five years and some incredible times together. Kelly shared via Instagram on Tuesday.

She said, I have a tremendous amount of respect and love for him and will always cherish the memories we made. However, we have made the difficult decision to officially separate at this point in our lives we are both so grateful to have experienced a relationship that allowed us to grow and learn so much i mean this is not shocking but what i do find shocking is that at the very last episode of bling empire like they got back together and that was filmed before covid so they've been together for over a year even though that was like on again off again like that's not it like that is one of the worst most toxic couples ever like i'm glad they weren't alone during quarantine but still no ever i would

rather be alone than be with him he was like literally one of the worst characters I've ever watched on television Kelly is an actual literal queen queen and it was so frustrating to watch like I can't believe they they were even together this long and that they did spend this whole past year together but I'm glad that finally it's over like I don't care when or how I just like need need a better match for her yeah he was like so emotionally manipulative and like even though I didn't ship Kelly with Kevin who was like so into her I just wanted her with anyone besides what's this guy's name I call him Power Ranger Power Ranger yeah no I so agree I was like here for um Kelly and Kevin I was but then Kevin started to get on my nerves too and I'm just like like like we get it you don't have

as much money as everyone else like you don't have to talk about it all the time yeah yeah I will I hope that like we get another season of Bling Empire and I think whatever season comes next like will be better than the first one because I think the first one it was enjoyable at times and I thought the cast was like elements were so super interesting but then there were some people that definitely had to go Andrew being one of them yeah and actually speaking of Netflix reality shows Sun Selling Sunset was renewed for a season four and five which I feel like we knew it's such a hit but it's now official right and um I think we're gonna get like pregnant Chrishell on there I'm sorry Christine on there which is very exciting but speaking of course shell she

has been like popping up everywhere recently like like being like um like getting involved in like random people's drama like she was starting stuff in the comments on bethany's tweets about megan markle which i i get that you're passionate about but it was just like kind of random and then i feel like i saw her pop up somewhere else I can't remember exactly but she's just like she's obviously like um maybe she's just like bored and she's been spending a lot of time on her phone which I get because I've just been seeing her a lot yeah no I saw her in the comments on Bethany's tweet and I was just like yeah I'm like this is loser on loser crime I'm not getting involved totally also speaking of Netflix reality show

drama I sent you this article yesterday and I don't think that you read it but there's like major beef between Francesca Faraggio and Hayley who was her friend who like literally was like only shown on the show as being her friend like they have so much beef and it's all this like COVID related drama which yes i'm sorry i did see your article and i had i was drinking and i had already like caught up on the gossip so i figured we would just like discuss it on the show okay no i was only sending it to you like not even like just like because i just thought it was so crazy reading it like the accusations that were hurled the each accusing the other of like having covid and going to like restaurants and taxis and stuff and like it was

just nuts yeah so basically hayley who is like kind of irrelevant like francesca's really reinvented herself like i even forget that she's from too out to handle because to me she's just like an la tiktoker youtuber instagram queen and they were like best friends and then something happened now they've been like literally like annihilating each other on social media and harry jowsey has taken hayley's side obviously because he is francesca's ex and they're both accusing francesca of like you know not paying her whatever and going out to bars and restaurants even though she knew she had covid three times which like if that's true like they have to the cdc has to contact francesca because she would be like the first person on the planet to get COVID three times right like I've heard about people getting it twice and they're

like a rare no and it's always like a three times she's got to talk to Fauci a hundred percent that's crazy she's got to talk to Fauci so I think like probably people were exaggerating on both sides but it's like the most random drama ever but then francesca was accusing hayley of having covid and going to restaurants and it's like well which one was it right no so now it's like there was this drama of like um remember chiron from the show also i guess like hayley has an only fans and like posted um that chiron like had signed up for her only fans but like she photoshopped his email like it was fake. What? Like the drama is so intricate. Sharone? Sharone signed up for Hailey's OnlyFans, but apparently he didn't. But it was like she photoshopped and like made a fake email address that like looked

like it was Sharone. Like I guess in order to promote her OnlyFans. Oh, you know, I kind of understand that. It's kind of like an interesting marketing like imagine if we were like so and so sign up for our patreon like you should too well it actually reminds me how like like 10 years ago you remember i used to make fake tweets so what year is it right now 2020 one 2021 it was probably 10 years ago when donald trump was like on celebrity apprentice he was not political like he was just a celebrity i made a fake tweet from like taylor swift kim

kardashian donald trump like i made a million like being like oh my god girl don't job it's like amazing i love her and of course like when i got canceled like it made its way around being like donald trump follows girl no job i'm like oh man you guys are fucking crazy like it was a joke i made when i was in high school like but so that shit comes back to bite you in the ass i can attest to that and i'm sure sharon and hayley can attest to it too yeah so just like a lot of drama and also some of the drama centered around like season two of too hot to handle apparently has already filmed and one of hayley's friends is on it and then like hayaley told Francesca like what happens on the on the season because it's over and then like Francesca apparently like let it slip on

IG live so it's just like oh shit that's bad yeah there's just like a lot of too hot to handle drama and I just feel like it was it's too hot to handle it was like new new drama too you know it's so random like and it's so random and it's so messy. And it's honestly a little too hot to handle for me. It is. And it's like if you don't follow all these people on Instagram and watch their stories and also watch the stories within the first 10 minutes of them posting them, then you have no idea what's going on.

No. And if you never watch Too Hot to Handle, you have absolutely no fucking idea what we're talking about. And I apologize. I know. But I really feel like that was one of those shows that everybody watched because that was when we were all in this together. Yes it's crazy to think like these people have only been in our lives for like a year. Less than. By the way we are coming up on the one year anniversary of two

weeks to flatten the curve and how are we how are you going to be celebrating? I think we should take two weeks off and go to Bali. I agree. I think that's the only way to celebrate. No, we should definitely do something. And also we're coming up on our interview with Dr. Birx and I think we should wear our scarves.

Oh, for sure. We should wear them on our heads like you did looking so fabulous. That's, you know, I get you a girl who can do both. I wear the same scarf around my shoulders to interview Dr. Deborah Birx on behalf of the white house coronavirus task force and i also wore it around my head to the soggy dollar beach bar um yesterday which was a fabulous fabulous bar that

you would have loved like i roll up it's a beach bar so you have to come up in your boat and you have to swim like a little ways from your boat to the shore and I pull up and what's playing got my toes in the water ass in the sand now don't worry in the world a cold beer on my hand and I just knew that like that was where I was meant to be that's so beautiful wow talk about inner peace no I've really um kind of perfected the art of inner peace I don't even have to post about it now because like I just live in it, you know? Wow, that's goals. Thank you.

And you know what? When Bruno comes back, give him a big kiss from his auntie and tell him that the auntie is transferring a little piece of inner peace all the way to Bruno's little crotch. Oh my goodness, Bruce. But you know what?

This show has been a great distraction because I wasn't thinking about the Bruce Nutz extraction. I was thinking about it the whole time how could you not so I'm off to the spa and then to the beach so I must be going darling sorry what are you getting done at the spa well I'm gonna get a massage mostly because and like is it gross like okay is it gross to go to the spa for a massage when my back is like so sunburned and peeled? I don't think that's gross. Like should I exfoliate it?

No, I think that maybe even ask them to use an exfoliator. I think people have come in with like a lot worse ailments. Even like people who like don't shower before a massage. I think you have more peeling. Or like people who, I won't go to the spa if I have my period. You wouldn't get a massage? Mm-mm. Why?

It's like too close to my tampon string interesting i've never thought i'm actually surprised that you don't do that i mean i don't know how many times like my period has coincided with the massage i'm sure that it has but no i just wear underwear that's also like the people who um get like brazilian waxes like during their period like those people should be sent to prison. I'm pretty sure that like they'll send you home at the wax place. They'll be like. Yes or they'll only do like the top.

Yeah no I've never collided. That's also for me like people who don't like take a shower five minutes before their wax. Oh that's sick. If they don't. Yeah. Yeah that's so crazy. I'm actually getting a wax today. Oh make sure to't. Yeah. Yeah. That's so crazy. I'm actually getting a wax today. Ooh, make sure to shower.

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