The Toast - S4 Ep49: Go Home Shorts: Thursday, March 18th, 2021

Episode Date: March 18, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday. We're not quite there, but it's Thursday. We're somewhere. Not there, but almost there. But this Thursday is unlike any Thursday, and it's a very special day because our new merch just dropped this morning. Shop MorningToast.com. Get your beautiful, stunning, and smart collection merch. It is beautiful, stunning, and smart. It really, really is. Jackie and I are wearing everything from the collection. I'm wearing the crew neck in a size extra large. It is a different material. If you bought the Hayadurn or the Redheads, it's a much lighter crew neck, and I love it. I'm wearing it in XL. Jackie wears it in a medium. Yes, and today I am wearing the long sleeve crew neck t-shirt and so that's even lighter than the sweatshirt and I'm also wearing the sweatpants in a size medium but like I said

yesterday I might size down in the sweatpants because they are less fitted than what we normally have put out. We usually do like a fitted jogger and so I like those to be a little baggier but these are I'm just like extremely short and it was time for a small for me. So if you've been dying to just relive your bar mitzvah days here you are here you are it's really like taking me back to a wonderful time of life me too and I love to see it also I think it's the comfiest stuff we've ever dropped like I want to wear this around my house all the time but I don't want to stain the white you know and like Bruno comes in he's like all cone-ified and jumping around like ruining the white so I have to protect

it. It's actually really funny like what memories people associate with this particular style of font. For me it's obviously like bar mitzvah giveaways like you had a little spray paint during the cocktail hour but for a lot of people it's the state fair. Yes I saw those comments. So I just find it interesting like what people's point of reference is for this font because for me it's bar mitzvahs yes no it's it's so interesting no and it's like we're all just connected like through this font we are this font is really connective connects our generation like from all over the country all over the world i totally agree and it can connect with you at shop morning toast.com very well done we also have mugs by the

way this mug if you got the redheads mug you you'll recognize the size. It's like a, it's an oversized mug. It's the best size mug possible. If you're into mugs, you know what I'm saying. And if you just want to like cuddle up with your blanket and your big mug. If you're into mugs, it's the mug for you. We also have phone cases. So beautiful, stunning, and smart. Comes in almost every phone size imaginable, Android and iPhone.

And we also have stickers. So make sure to slap one of those bad boys on your skateboard. Or your computer, like most normal people. I'm putting it on my skateboard. I actually had a skateboard when I was in college. It was a penny board. And you couldn't put stickers on it because the material wouldn't stick. I think I'm doing like whole Marvin the Martian. Yes! No way, I love Marvin the Martian.

I do Marvin the Martian. Great reference. We love that. Thank you, thank you. We have a fabulous show, obviously, but I left my house last night and I hit the town and I have to say,

the town hit me right back. Good. Yeah, I... You needed that. I got into a fight. Oh, I heard. I didn't really get into a fight. I just kind of like

let someone fight with me. You let someone like make a snide comment to you and then you didn't pick up on it until too late yeah and it was just like so I was in the waiting okay I went to the bathroom at this restaurant this like lounge that it's a very confusing bathroom and if you've had a few drinks it's really dark it's all a mirrored hallway like you can walk into a wall it's like a very confusing bathroom and there was one girl waiting outside like a bunch of the stalls and I was like are you waiting for the bathroom and she was like yeah I'm like are you sure they're all full because it's a confusing bathroom and she's like no I'm just waiting here for fun and I like took one second to be like is she being like a fucking bitch

and she was and before I like before I even knew she was being a bitch and like had something to say like a whole minute had passed so like it would have been really lame of me to, like, come back with a retort 60 seconds later. But I was just, like, disappointed in her because I really feel like after all we've been through as a city, like, we should really be more supportive of one another. And now, like, we're reemerging. Like, we should be celebrating. Yeah, you would think so. But I don't know where you've been because that's not the energy. But what happened to New York's John?

Like, what happened to all this shit? No, it's New York, go fuck yourself. Literally. And I just want to say, if you are a tall, blonde woman with shoulder-length hair who was at Zero Bond at approximately 11 o'clock last night, please come see me. Like, I would love to talk to you about what in your life hurt you that you felt the need to attack a little short girl at the bathroom i didn't even say anything and i wasn't being rude like oh are you

dumb you didn't look in the bathroom stall i was just like you are sure like if somebody said that to me i wouldn't be offended like who hurt this girl she's yeah come see about me okay okay anyone knows a tall blonde girl now you've had had 12 hours. I'm still so mad. No, no, no, to ruminate on the insult. What's your comeback? Okay, let's play it through, okay? Yeah. Are you waiting in line for the bathroom?

No, I'm waiting here for fun. No, no, she says yes. Yes. Oh, are you sure they're all taken? No, I'm waiting here for fun. Oh my God, what the fuck is your problem? That's what I would have said, because that's the message here.

It wasn't a confrontational conversation until she made it that she's obviously a deeply hurt person I almost wanted to hug her because she's obviously been through a lot yeah I mean we all have I was just so taken aback by the abrasiveness like oh I'm sorry so you called me last night while I was sleeping because you had something to tell me and then you said you were going to tell me on the show yes okay please tell me so last night I went to dinner with a bunch of my friends who I haven't seen. And one of my, me and Ben's like really good couple friends is Jordan and Nikki. So they're engaged and me and Ben are really, really close with them. They're like the best couple.

And Jordan went to my high school, our high school. And like you and Jordan, when you were in like freshman year, like dated. Like high school date. Yeah. Just like for history. It was like junior year okay okay so he we were talking about um your I brought it up do you remember when Jackie did that poem and she sang Hannah Montana yeah I don't think he was in the class with me oh okay but it was

world but it was it was worldwide news and we spoke about that on a previous episode if you don't know what we're talking about yeah and I just was like commenting on like how iconic it was and he's like no I don't really remember but I don't know if Jackie knows this but like I was so like in love with her when we were that's a lie and this is what he said that's a lie he said I was like so in love with Jackie when we were in high school like I wanted to do something nice for her and I knew she was obsessed with Hannah Montana do you know this story I don't know continue okay so he's like I don't know if she ever knew this but I literally wrote a letter to Miley Cyrus, like asking for like a signed picture or something. Like, you know how back in the day you used to write to like people's PO boxes and you

might get like a signed autographed headshot in return. And he was like, you know, I literally like wrote this long letter to Miley and like sent it to her PO box. And because I just like wanted to do something nice for Jackie and she never wrote me back. And I literally like my jaw hit the floor. I was like, oh my God, that's so sweet. That's so nice. I did not know that. I know. I'm like like I don't think Jackie knows that I don't I

didn't know that like I wish I knew that then because um that's just like not how I remember things going down between us oh okay you know so maybe you guys should talk it out like he's getting married so like you guys should talk it out so funny yeah but um you know him and his new fiance I'm glad it didn't work out so funny. Yeah. But you know him and his new fiance. I'm glad it didn't work out because like now I have this great couple friend and they're like so great for each other and so great for me. I'm happy for you. It's very tough when you have couple friends because you always end up liking you know

like the husband or the wife more. And they're a rare couple that like I like them both equally. Like I would hang out with them individually or together. That's great. But I do have a hard time making couple friends. Do you? Um, no, but I also don't have that many. And I feel like I don't have any couple friends that I wasn't friends with when they were

single. Right. So, you know. So you automatically like the single friend more. So it's like I just like my friend's partner. Right, right. But so like when you make friends as like a couple, it's like different. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can see that. And it's actually really fun. Because then like your friend dates someone like you don't like. Yeah. It's like, oh, got to see this guy again. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, so I just thought you would enjoy that little piece of history.

I do. Now I need to like, that's just not my memory of that time. It's incongruous with my memory. Well, and actually a little fun fact. I do believe Jordan's mom is like a big toaster. So she'll hear this oh my god maybe she'll hear this and she can shed some more light on what actually went down as the adult in the situation yes um so yeah that was my evening got into a fight and learned more about Jackie which is honestly not a bad evening for a Wednesday and you love to get into a fight like let's be honest

yes but I lost like because she caught me so off guard. I would have loved to come back with some fucking retort. Here's the thing. Next time, you'll be prepared. Yeah. No, and I'm just going to be on guard everywhere I go. My walls are up. And then you'll say to someone, no, I'm waiting here for fun.

Yes. Somebody hurt her. It's cyclical. Hurt people hurt people. You have to break the cycle. I will. But I just will be like. And you know how you break the cycle?

You let it go. It's the hardest cycle. I will. But I just will be like. And you know how you break the cycle? You let it go. It's the hardest thing. I can't. You just sounded like a 90-year-old Jewish grandmother. It's the hardest thing. Somebody's got to do it. It could be you. I will, but I just need some time.

I mean, this was literally 12 hours ago. Okay, we'll give you time. But then we let it go. Yeah, I think that's fair. Maybe we should have a balloon. Yeah, or like we'll sage the room. Yeah. I'm letting it go. It was just like shocking, you know? The shock hasn't worn off. Yeah, no, that could be shocking. And like traumatizing too. You know, I'm over it. I'm over it. Maybe we should just dive in so I can get my mind off of things.

Yes, let us dive in. We have a lot to talk about. Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. And we have some really great stories today. I'm really excited to just chat about some non-celeb related items. Jackie decided to change it up a little bit today. I did. Because like, I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I get really fucking sick of talking about celebrities. Well, like certain celebrities I just get like fatigued from talking about.

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Okay, first story, big news of the day. Okay, first story, big news of the day. Kanye West is reportedly worth more than $6 billion thanks to his Yeezy sneaker business, making Kanye West the richest black man in U.S. history. Oh, wow. According to new reports by People and Bloomberg, his estimated net worth. People?

People, you know, I respect people. Me too. Not for my finance news, though. I prefer, you know, Bloomberg. Well, Bloomberg corroborated. Oh, okay, okay. Wow, that respect people. Me too. Not for my finance news, though. I prefer, you know, Bloomberg. Well, Bloomberg corroborated. Oh, okay, okay. Wow, that's weird. Yeah.

His net worth is estimated at $6.6 billion in large part due to his Yeezy sneaker business, which Bloomberg places between $3.2 billion and $4.7 billion after reviewing private documents. Bloomberg also reports that West's upcoming Gap collab could be worth as much as $970 million with additional income coming from his music catalog, cash, stocks, and business investments, including Kim's Skims underwear brand. Apparently he's an investor in that.

Wow. Good to know. This is a huge deal. And for any celebrity to hit the billion mark, we always celebrate over here. And the six billion mark. But the six. And especially a celebrity who a few years ago was tweeting about how he was in debt. In debt.

And a celebrity who now is making history as, what is it, the world's richest. The richest black man in U.S. history. That's crazy. And you know, I just always would have assumed that Jay-Z was richer than him. Because Jay-Z, like from him because Jay-Z like from the beginning has been very business savvy like not even with his music but then with Roc Nation and Tidal and like all these different ventures the Nets they always said he owned the Nets and so I would have thought Jay-Z was richer than Kanye but he's not no Kanye that's crazy that is crazy I've

actually really been trying to get a pair of Yeezys recently I have a pair you do and I've never worn them oh you have the ones that they sent you? Yeah. Can I have them? I don't know. I haven't taken them out of the box because I feel like it's really like a token of like one of our biggest successes, like Kanye West reaching out to us. Yeah.

So here's my thoughts on that. I don't know if there are new toasters here who don't remember that, but just Google the morning toast closed on Sunday. Yeah. And also there is a conspiracy theory floating around that like they actually didn't reach out and that like we that we lied. The former toasters? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those bitches. Which is like

so crazy. I have the email. Yeah. You know what? I don't have anything to hide. That's like people also saying like I bought my own book and bought my way onto the New York Times bestseller, which by the way like I did not do, but whatever I still made it. You didn't. But whatever, I still made it. You didn't.

But, like, I swear on all that is holy. Like, I did not buy my own book. No, and that they did send us the sheet music. No, actually, I did buy, like, three copies of my own book on Amazon. Maybe New York Times knows that I did that. Oh, I bought, I pre-ordered your book, and then I bought it on my Kindle. Yeah.

So I got two, so I bulk, I bulk bought. Yes, but, no, we have the sheet. Like I have the email, you know, all these, what is the craziest thing you've read about us? Like people who, the thing is like, we for a while had like such, you know, devoted fans. And when they decided that they didn't like us anymore, like the devotion they once had to loving us

turned into like thinking about us 24 seven. Like how can we destroy their business? How can we ruin their lives? And and honestly the creativity was momentous like it was unbelievable the things people were coming up with I think my personal favorite thing that I've ever heard or like read someone say about us is like our business is completely illegitimate we have all our money in offshore accounts and we have investors in the morning toast who like we're corrupting out of their money no and that we evade taxes by having like a shell corporation investors in the morning toast who like we're corrupting out of their money. No and that we evade taxes by having like a shell corporation

like in the I mean it's not something I wouldn't do but it's something I don't currently do. No and it was just stated as fact. Yeah right. That's what we do.

And by the way the girl who said it I read in a Facebook group she was like a She works in compliance like she used her work her work like resources

yeah resources to like investigate us and so like everyone believed her because she like had a fancy like software computer company and I was like oh my god girl like you need to be fired like using company time to investigate some podcasters like girl get your life um I think my favorite conspiracy was that when we were canceled that it was actually my doing because I wanted to get out of doing the show and just like go and live my life. Why didn't you do that? Oh you don't remember that? No. No that was a big one. You know I could see that for you. No this is fun. No I honestly like it

makes me feel really famous like when people come up with like these crazy ass things. Yeah. Love that for us. Anyways back to Kanye and my quest to get Yeezys. Oh, right. I actually have on my computer, there's a new collection dropping tomorrow for him. And I'm going to try and get, because I want to get them direct from the Yeezy site. Otherwise, you have to like pay markups. Yeah, but StockX has a lot. Like if you ever get desperate enough.

I've been on StockX, like investing here and there. Which Yeezys? Like chunky ones? So it's tough because I really want like the classic Yeezy boosts oh like with the rubber on the sides yeah that are like like I really want to take the fake ones I did well no I had the pink ones so he never made pink ones so it's like I wasn't trying to pretend to anyone like right where'd you get those like pink ones right um so I want those because I think I'll actually wear those the most but like I also kind of want like the newer, cooler ones.

Yeah. But I don't know. So then I want like two pairs. And if I'm on StockX, like that's so expensive. Yeah. I kind of want the like Crocs slides. Like that look like the Marvin the Martian ones. Yeah.

Those are pretty cool. So now we know why Yeezy is billions dollar business. That's crazy. Like honestly, I just wouldn't. When someone told me. When I read that headline for the first time last night. And I'm like that is billions dollar business. That's crazy. Like honestly, I just, when someone told me, when I read that headline for the first time last night, I'm like, that is definitely not true. But now it's like, when you think about it, it's 100% true. Yeah. But it's just confusing because for so long he was like known as being the guy in debt.

Yeah. And now he's like, not only not the guy in debt, he's the richest black man in the world or in America. Crazy. We'd love to see it. We'd love to see a phoenix rising from the ashes. What I was going to say to you is you should wear your Yeezys because. I know, but they're so pristine.

Things are meant to be worn. I know. And it's like something that grinds my gears. Zach is a big sneaker head and he has all of these like really cool sneakers and he doesn't wear them. And he winds up like wearing sneakers from Zara. And I'm like, I'm like, wear your sickening fucking sneakers. Like.

Yeah, but see like. You can't take them with you. If they crease. That's true. You can't take them with you. If they crease. That's true. You can't take them with you. But if he's investing in them to one day sell them, like, you have to preserve. Like, he is, but, like, he's been doing that for so long, and, like, there's no sales. Yeah.

Did he ever sell those Dior ones? No. Oh, that was dumb, because, like, the moment has passed. Yeah. No, the valuation has gone down in the stock market on the Stock Market X. Shit. I know. So maybe he should wear them. No, now he definitely passed. Yeah. No, the valuation has gone down in the stock market on the stock market X. Shit. I know. So maybe he should wear them.

No, now he definitely should. Yeah. Just like that's my philosophy of the day. I know. Wear your nice things. I do, but like. Because by the time you do, they're out of season. That's also incredibly true.

Maybe I should just wear them. Just wear them. Hashtag just do it. Hashtag just do it. Hashtag just do it. Okay. I'm going to wear them tomorrow. Someone should use that as a slogan. Yeah, it's very powerful.

Maybe like a sportswear brand. Okay. Are you ready for our next story little hair news? What? Billie Eilish is teasing a sexy new project. Yes. And driving fans wild with her new hairstyle. Yesterday she showcased a blonde

bombshell hairstyle that instantly won over social media. The hairstyle is pretty sickening and considering we've known her for so long as the black and green girl this Farrah Fawcett style hair is yeah a big change. It's a sickening hairstyle even for someone who didn't have such a drastic change like yeah and her Instagram post reached a million likes in six minutes, which is a new Instagram record. Wow. And it's because, obviously, because the change is so drastic, but it also just happens to be, like, the most sickening hairstyle. Like, the layers, the angles, the, like, curl.

Like, it's fabulous. It is fabulous. And she said, I'm going to give you a new era. I have announcements to make. I've got some shit to put out. So, yeah, this is definitely signaling a new era. Yeah yeah I'm sure that means new music it's very Taylor Swift of her yeah I mean like she really did not have to slap that hard like just for a new era but she did that for us yeah but I think that given that oh truckers for Billy are here truckers for blonde

you like the haircut it's truckers for blonde Billy yeah they said they like it um given that her old hairstyle was so iconic like she needed to come out of the gate if she was going to change that look it needed to be on point and it is and I'm excited I was never like a huge fan of the black and green hair it's just not my personal style but I love that it was like so her but I'm very excited for like I think it's what's going to be like glamorous bombshell Billy as opposed to edgy you know emo Billy yeah we'll see get you a girl who could do both oh my god Theo smells so good today like I've just been in the last 24 hours like in a Theo trance you know do you ever have that like I just like can not get enough a Bruce trance I've been there a Brance are you ready for our

next story sure a little more like Adidas news I guess we're just like Adidas stands today. You know, it's actually Adidas. I'm dead serious. But not for me. No, not for me either. But like people who don't live in America like cannot believe that we call it Adidas. Like we're 100% wrong. It's Adidas.

And you know what it stands for? All day I dream about sports. No way. A-D-I. No, it stands for all day I dream about sports no way ADI no it stands for all day I dream about snacks yes yes and even little mix has a song called ADIDAS but it's all dream all day I dream about sex I don't think they would be that overt okay what's the story Peloton and Adidas are working together on an exclusive apparel line which is great news for me because some of the apparel that I've gotten from Peloton has just been really fucking unflattering.

Yeah, I mean, I feel like apparel is probably not their strong suit. Like, the bikes are strong and they should just, like, stick with that. No, but, like, apparel could be, like, can be and is for other brands, like a huge source of income. Yeah, so good on them for outsourcing to Adidas. Right, so many of my workout clothes are from soul cycle because they had really great workout which was lululemon which was lululemon but peloton and adidas announced thursday that they're working together to create a new line of athletic apparel and

lifestyle gear in inclusive sizes and unisex styles oh my god also speaking of actually continue the collection was dined with help from some of Peloton's top cycling instructors, including Robin Arzon, Allie Love, and Cody Rigsby, my fave. I've been sending you his stuff. Yes, we're big fans. And he's so Claudia's cup of tea. Speaking of inclusivity sizing news, I read the weirdest story that I just had to double check. Ann Taylor Loft plans on cutting their plus size clothing by the fall.

Like just getting rid of it. I heard about that. Isn't that so weird? Yeah. Did they put out a statement or something? So somebody tweeted like, hey Loft, is it true you're discontinuing your plus line? They responded, unfortunately due to ongoing business challenges, we've had to make some difficult decisions, which does impact our plus collections.

Come fall, our size offering will be double zero to 18, aka extra, extra small to extra, extra large. We sincerely apologize for any disappointment. That's just like kind of lame. Like why is that the first thing to go, you know, when like business is bad? Yeah. And I think like as far as I know, Loft has kind of been like very consistent in their plus size and like really reliable.

Like people have always just like, and I can't imagine that it's actually good for business to cut your plus like the average woman woman in america's size 16 so like what are you doing damn well you can get you can get peloton adidas apparel yeah that's cool the merchandise will include shorts hoodies tees crew neck sports bras jogger pants retails anywhere between 30 the joggers she by joggers she by shire? September. Spring, summer. Okay. Just because if they're not, I don't want it. I don't want them. Beginning on March 25th, they'll be for sale on both companies' websites.

So if you're interested. That's pretty cool. I think that is pretty cool. I feel like I'm gonna start buying some more. Like, if it's good stuff, like, why not be wearing Peloton merch? It's, you know, that's my source of, that's my primary source of exercise. I mean, there is Pelotoster merch, so it should only be, that's my primary source of exercise. I mean, there is Pelotoster merch, so it should only be fair that there's actual Peloton merch.

The Pelotosters, shout out to you guys, are just such a great community. I agree. Very empowering. So empowering. Very uplifting. Okay, ready for our next story? I'm ready, come and find me. That used to be our fucking jam.

Yeah, still is. Who sings that song? Sheryl Crow. No. Shania Twain. No, I think it's just like Sherry. Yeah, Sherry. I knew. That's what it's called.

Sheryl Crow. Would never. No. What's your favorite Sheryl Crow song? On the count of three, ready? No, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I need to look at her catalog.

The first cut is the. No, that's my least favorite one. What? That's my least favorite one. I'll give you my favorite one, okay? I'm going to her catalog. Also, like, has anyone ever seen Cheryl Crow and Jewel in the same room? No, because they're literally the same person.

Okay, here are the good ones. If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. I'm gonna soak up the sun. I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up. Gonna tell them that I've got no one to blame. That's a great fucking song. Okay, and then all I wanna do is have some fun. Don't know it. Nope. And then correct me if I'm wrong but does she sing Photograph with Nickelback? Wait. She has a song about a photograph. Wait. She has a song about a photograph. What? No! Oh my god. Jackie, Photograph is a Nickelback like solo endeavor through and through. She has a song about a picture with Kid Rock. Same thing. No. So not the same thing. Picture,

Photograph, same thing. Kid Rock, Nickelback, same vibes. Photograph, that's like comparing a song to the national anthem. Like you just can't be done. I know, but I meant picture and if you heard the song you would know it. And I think. No, I know the song. I think for those who are listening there they see how I got from A to B. Oh, obviously I see it, but I just can the song, you would know it. And I think. No, I know the song. I think for those who are listening there, they see how I got from A to B. Oh, obviously I see it. But I just can't believe like you would ever like not like fully understand the scope of photograph. No, I understand the scope of photograph.

And I thought maybe like they brought her in for a remix or something. But I also didn't think it like I was thinking it through. Okay. I was thinking it through. It wasn't my final answer. Okay. Okay. It wasn't my final answer. Okay. Okay. It wasn't my final answer.

Okay. Okay, next up, a little makeup news. A little interesting makeup in the queue news. People are buying more above-the-mask makeup during the pandemic, the Ulta CEO says. Above-the-mask makeup, like eyeliner, mascara, and brow products did well during the pandemic. Other categories that fare well included skincare, clean beauty, hair care, and fragrance, the CEO of Ulta told CNBC. That's actually so interesting and on point now that I think about it.

And I realized this the other day, I haven't bought a new lipstick in well over a year. Yeah, that's true. I actually feel like makeup, more so than any other industry, wasn't as impacted by COVID just because I think people like were desperate to feel like themselves at home and like kept their makeup routine for like for the work day yeah I know I think that a lot of people like definitely scale back on makeup but so much about like buying makeup isn't about what you actually wear every day it's like fun palettes and yeah it's so it's because a lot of people just like collect makeup and don't even use it. Yeah. I'm done doing that by the way. Me too. It's so wasteful

and it just sits there and expires. No. And like I have all these palettes and I don't need them. And I hold on to them because I'm like one day, like when we're doing our Halloween Jonas Brothers, like I'm going to need it. Yeah. No, I also used to hold on to like all of the packaging that my Kylie cosmetics came in because I just thought it was so cute goodbye yeah that's silly holding on to like the lip kit um peppermint no no the box that like when you buy a lip kit it comes in like a Kylie box like the unicarton yeah that's crazy and I have to start getting rid of those things yeah no I just like hate having like an outpouring of makeup it's just like so wasteful and so unnecessary yeah so above the eye makeup and i also feel like above the mass brands like specifically makeup brands like really could scale back in their packaging when it comes to like pr like it's so wasteful like all the confetti it's like

terrible for the environment like these i literally i'm not gonna call it the brand the bit when i got back from my trip there was the biggest box i swear on my life it was the size of one of these couch cushions guess what was inside two cartons of ice cream because it had like this big freezer and this dry ice and i'm like this is so fucking wasteful like for two i couldn't oh and they packaged it so poorly the carton of ice cream was open and the whole thing was melted on. Like it was, I had to throw the whole thing away. It's just so wasteful. Well, that's also because you were away. The carton was the, no, the carton was open. Oh, it spilled out. Oh, I thought the dry ice melted by the time you got home. No, just so wasteful. Like I feel like a lot of brands like really need to scale the fuck back. Like you can

send, and also like, okay, you have a new foundation coming out. Like, you don't need to send the person all 40 shades. They probably only need three to five, like, to figure out which one's theirs. Right, or you could ask them in advance. Right, like, it's, like, what does a person of one skin tone need, like, 10 other?

Like, it's just so stupid. Yeah, I hear that. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Fifth and final. A little tech competition news. Okay. YouTube's TikTok competitor hits the U.S. What is it called?

Shorts. On Thursday, the company said it's expanding the beta program for its short-form video offering called Shorts to the U.S. now and over the next several weeks. Previously, it tested the product only in India. Globally, users have been able to view shorts but not create them. YouTube says its feature allows social media creators to shoot short, catchy videos using nothing but their mobile phones. Sounds familiar.

Yeah. It offers a way to string multiple clips together, add music, and use a timer and countdown to record videos hands-free. That's literally what TikTok is. All features currently available on TikTok. I mean, I literally, literally like just hit 100,000 followers on TikTok. Like please can we stop with this rat race? Like I'm a 26 year old woman. Like I cannot keep up with all these apps. Like Reels is like already so stupid but I'm just like using it as I see fit and it's just exhausting like to keep up as a millennial. Like relax. Yeah. I'm

exhausted. I really do. Reels has been around for a while now and I really don't think that it has posed any sort of threat to TikTok and also I read somewhere that the Instagram algorithm was going to be like not prioritizing videos that have a TikTok watermark or what assholes or that are like not great quality which means you like saved it from TikTok and re-uploaded it so they're really going hard that's crazy to me like you're gonna steal TikTok's idea and people okay we're playing the game like we're uploading our TikToks that's what we did with Instagram stories we were saving our Snapchat stories and uploading them to Instagram stories until most of us just eventually left Snapchat behind

because Instagram stories at the end of the day were better products so why don't you create a better product why don't you like innovate something that makes reels more compelling than tiktok oh my god like that's so fucking lame of them and this shorts thing like girl you are too late shorts go home you're drunk like we've settled this debate instagram tried if instagram can't copy you really youtube like good luck like instagram is the best at copying people and they weren't successful so you're not going to be shorts but do you think that youtube creators that there'll be some sort of way or it's like if you have a lot of subscribers on youtube maybe somehow that translates over to shorts i don't know like you can spend a lot of money on talent and and content a lot

triller which is TikTok's biggest competitor they literally pay for all those sway boys they live in a house that has triller everywhere like they spend insane amounts of money on creators to be on their platform like JLo's on it and still like nobody fucking cares no but I'm not even talking about spending money but like if your shorts profile is connected to your YouTube page where you are a creator with millions of subscribers, wouldn't you want to utilize shorts? Because you're already like the biggest influencer. But most of those enormous YouTubers are on TikTok and have more followers on TikTok than they even have on YouTube. Ooh, the plot thickens. Yeah, like it's too late.

Like, can everyone just leave it alone? Like, the ecosystem, the way it is now is good. Like, we're happy. Like, we're fine. We're all just, like, living. Like, leave us alone. Yeah. It's not like the streaming wars.

Like, more streaming services, like, benefit us. More apps, I don't feel like I'm benefiting. No, because we're the ones who are creating the content, so you're just, like, spreading the creator thinner and thinner. Right. And I just think that like the way it is now, like TikTok won. Like everyone needs to stop coming for its neck. Like it won.

Yeah. I mean, anything can happen though. Yeah. Because I would have said Snapchat won. Yeah, of course. There were a few years of Snapchat. Yeah. But I just feel like the way that instagram annihilated snapchat over the course of

like a month was so crazy to me well i'll tell you what it was there were things about the user experience on snapchat that were kind of infuriating and that one line of text yeah and snapchat like wouldn't listen when and then we went to instagram stories and like every time someone had a thought about like oh it'd be better the next day it'd be better if we could add a swipe up link like they just kept adding these features tag our friends better the next day. It would be better if we could add a swipe up link. Like, they just kept adding these features. We could tag our friends. Like, the next day these changes would be implemented before you even thought that, like, you needed them. And it just became a better user experience. A hundred percent.

And they have not successfully done that with Reels. And they haven't successfully done that actually with anything since. And I find that making Reels using, like, their platform is much harder than making a TikTok. Yeah, of course. So you guys should sort that out yeah honestly like they could really use some beta you know users some feedback the moral of the story is go go home shorts you're drunk um now it's time for our real housewives of new jersey recap which is brought to you by today's sponsor imperfect foods imperfections we

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Like nothing crazy happened. It was just hysterical. I feel like the women were in rare form, the men were in rare form, and that party looked really fun. It did. It looked like a really good party. The pool is really stunning. And I love that we saw last year that like she was thinking about a pool and now here we have full circle pool. Why is she selling the house if she just put a pool in? I don't know, but I feel like I've seen that like she bought a new house with her new man. It has like 11 rooms because she has five kids. He has five kids. Like they needed all these rooms. Oh, wow.

I guess it's like one of the memories. I think it's like such an expensive big house. She is going off to college. Like it never. And I think like that house is so symbolic of all of the. Treachery. Treachery that they went through as a family. Like I think that for them to move forward, like the house had to go.

Yeah. I just don't understand why you would put a pool in. Maybe just to increase like market value. Like I guess houses in New Jersey like need a pool. All the women have pools. I'm sure that it did increase market value. I mean, that house has always been like a haunted empty lot. Like it's a house with no furniture and it's like a yard with no grass.

Like it's really bizarre. I can't imagine anyone would have bought it. Like Bravo should have bought it. Like the Museum of Natural History should have bought it just to preserve the sanctity of it. Yes. But there was a few things to unpack like I actually thought Jackie was going to end up coming and while I do respect her for being like hell no like Teresa didn't even bite her Melissa invited her Jack is not desperate like Jackie doesn't know that yeah because they did a scene they did a flashback to

the scene and it was like Jackie said she didn't even tell me you told me oh really I think I'm not sure whatever I didn't think that she knew while I respect Jackie for like not accepting a half-assed invitation like get over it like get over get over the thing I still think what Teresa did was so wrong but after watching the last three episodes I have some I'm just like over it I have some additional thoughts like one I thought that the second party for Evan like was it a fine idea whatever but like the way that she literally like the party became incumbent on everyone telling Evan that they didn't believe it like it was really weird it was really cringy and Joe Joe Gorga the next night was like how awkward was last night no it

was so awkward and like she had to make another toast and it was like at a restaurant like it was just she throws the worst parties you know the first party for Evan was in a parking lot and I know we're in COVID but like come on and the second one was literally in a packed restaurant like can we get some privacy yeah so I was just like this is just not how I think I would be handling all of this like on the one hand like drawing even more attention to it. Her toast, cheers to the girls. Evan's fucking at the gym.

Like girl. No, no, but like that was funny, but like, but like, it's not funny. Cause Joe Benigno says he also heard the rumors. So now I'm like,

there's a lot to, there's a lot to talk about. And I don't remember. Cause I watched them all yesterday. I don't know what was last night and what was in Lake George. So I thought it was, it's just like overkill the amount that she's talking about it. But I did think it,

it did help Evan to be around everyone and be able to be light about it. I'm sure that week in the house where it's like just the whole world think like, you know. So I think it was good. But just there was just. They were trying. She was trying so hard. Like. Yes.

Girl. So now Joe Benigno says that he has heard the rumor. I love Joe Benigno. Like literally he is my father-in-law. I cannot like see him and not see Bruce. And when Margaret sat down with her ghostwriter and just like started crying, like I literally, I love Margaret so much. And like, I just, I love them as a couple. And they're, they really are like, I think maybe in housewives history, like the most healthy, normal couple. Like I love them so much. Sorry, continue. Love them so much. So when Joe Benigno says that he's heard this rumor in his

house from like the girls that Margaret has over. And by the way he said it like not to stir shit. No. It was literally an off-camera remark. It's like he literally thought that there forgot that there were cameras there and that this is a reality show and that's gonna come and bite you in the ass. And I feel bad for Margaret. And your wife. Yeah. Because obviously that means that Margaret has heard this rumor. Right. And that changes things because it's not just like Teresa heard one thing but it also still Teresa's in the wrong because let's go this is just an asshole here's the thing let's let's go under the premise that this is that it's true because this whole time I thought it was categorically

false and I thought like Teresa like straight up made it up just to get back at Jackie never thought that she made it up but I thought it was like she got a rogue Instagram DM. I'm sure she gets a million about all the women. She was like, this one I shall take. Yeah. And it's like, well, if you want to go on all unfounded rumors, then let's talk about them all. But really, let's talk about none of them. Yeah. So let's say it is true. She heard it from a legitimate source and it's a true. The way that she went about it at Evan's birthday party, literally telling everyone who would listen. Is wrong. Saying it loudly so that his actual friends who have nothing to do with the show still heard it,

is still so evil. No, she's nasty. Like, she's a bitch. Right. Because if she genuinely cared and was like wanting to, you know, be a woman who supports women, like she would have taken Jackie to lunch and told her. Right. Or like told Melissa to tell her.

Yeah. No, the way or like told Melissa to tell her. Yeah. No, the way that Jennifer told Melissa about the... Yeah, but Teresa's not like that. Like she's... Right, but like how many times... She's never going to look out for someone. How many times are we... Is the moral of the story just Teresa's not like that?

No, it's unacceptable. No, it's an unlevel playing field. Yeah, but now that it's like coming to light that like it's very possible that this could be true, it's, like, so annoying. Like, I can't even, I don't even want to watch a reunion because, like, Teresa will feel justified in her actions. But, like, still, it's unjustifiable.

The way she did it. Right. A hundred percent. So, yeah. And then also, I will say, just given, like, Teresa, I feel like Jackie could have played it so differently and really minimized it, but she didn't. She made it, like, huge.

Like, I feel like everyone at this point just kind of ignores Teresa and, like, doesn't tell her what they actually think or feel because they know that, like, she's not receptive to logic. Feedback. So if Jackie had just been like, oh, Teresa just wants to get back at me, and then, like, we moved on. I know. Now it's the center of everything. Every single episode we're talking about, like, oh, Teresa just wants to get back at me. And then like we moved on. I know. Now it's the center of everything. Every single episode we're talking about like does Evan cheat? No, and now it's like, at first I was like, it's uncategorically, categorically untrue. Now I'm like, I don't know.

I really trust Joe Benigno. I do. And he has no reason to lie. No, no, no. I don't think Joe Benigno is lying. I'm sure someone came into Margaret's house and said it. That still doesn't make it true. It just means like, oh, Teresa didn't just,

it's not just one person saying it. Yeah, no. And now that we're talking about it for so long, it leaves people's imaginations wide open. Yeah. Maybe there is something. So I think that, obviously, you know, he has a reputation to uphold, but I think ultimately if it was,

if Jackie never for one second believed it to be true, she could have just like, just like ignored Teresa and just made her look like like, petty and crazy. Yeah. But about the party, it actually looked so fun. Like, I just, maybe I'm just, like, craving a pool party, but it looked like everyone was having. They were, like, in the pool playing tequila pong. And, like, it was, like, Dolores in her bikini.

She looked great. Everyone looked amazing. Like, I literally felt like I was watching, like, teenagers. But in a good way. And they all looked, like, so fire. Like, their bodies like their bodies and their outfits and like I am very hard on New Jersey they're some of the worst dressed women they all like really brought it out I mean Melissa Gorga like her body is just she actually looks like a teenager like it's the craziest thing ever all of the women really look amazing especially this season yeah and I just like can't relate to

having gotten better looking in COVID yeah totally um the highlight of the episode for me was obviously Jennifer Aiden like getting so blacked out drunk and to be honest I kind of lived for it like I don't know of course like you shouldn't get that drunk but like whatever like we've all been in COVID like nobody knows how to drink anymore like she was in a safe place like her husband was there he just like took her home and I love that like no one was being judgy like all the everyone was like actually trying to help and they like thought it was funny and I kind of loved that like obviously I don't condone like getting so drunk you can't stand but like I don't know like you have a bunch of kids they drive her fucking nuts and they don't fucking help her like

when she put that whole meal together sat down for two seconds and everyone was already done eating and then like left and didn't help with the dishes I'm like I don't know how she does it and we're her two nannies like where are they I actually like really I don't know how she does it. And where are her two nannies? Like, where are they? I actually like really fell for her. So if she wants to go like get absolutely hammered just so, just so she can sleep and her kids will leave her alone. Like girlfriend, I empower you. Yeah. I, I saw nothing wrong with it. I thought it was funny. I just personally was like, it made me never want to drink again. Cause I'm like that feeling of being like dizzy in someone's house. Like, and then you have that car ride home and we know she lives a little bit, I think she lives in Framus. And Teresa lives in um like Franklin Lakes well yeah and so that's

a long drive to be like so queasy unwell I never want to have another the convertible opens you get some fresh air I never want another sip of alcohol in my life after watching that I know but like the flashback to Bill Aiden in Jersey Shore last summer and um them carrying him out of the car like them carrying Jennifer to the car like get you a couple who could do both a hundred percent I thought it was a really great party and Jackie again just like with like George is only punishing herself she's missing out she is like and I understand like Evan might not want to be around the group anymore. Fine. Yeah. But like when you sign on to the show, like it's not going to be all good. Like there's going to be things like this.

Yeah. And you need to be able to be like, I know who we are. I know who you are. I love you. We have to be able to not see outside noise. And yes, it might affect his business in some way. But you can't go on a reality show if you have a business that's so like sensitive. And like reality show makes shit out of everyone. but also this reality show brings business in of course

the scale tips both ways and you have to be able to take the bad with the good so I am by no means team Teresa like in any way I'm just like not as like I'm not standing by Jackie like she was just like starting to bother me it's like first of all you're missing out on all this fun all these episodes and just like get over it like now that it's like not now that it's like three episodes later it's like not that big of a deal like there's a rumor about every literally everyone's husband on reality show like right just get over it like you'll get back at Teresa another time she's not playing the game right no not at all like for as a housewife so even though I don't agree with Teresa I'm still like ethically on Jackie's side I don't like the way that she's handling it anymore yeah and at the end of the day

I actually would not be surprised if Jackie this is her last season like she's so upset by this like she's not letting go right but that's where she's played herself because then you go out on my husband's a cheater and that's what we remember you for and you give Teresa exactly what she wants because she's wanted you off the show from the right and so when the more trips you don't go on the more parties you don't go to Teresa is getting her way and yeah she's just like she's not seeing the big picture no not at all she's and and that's surprising because I've always thought she was really smart yeah but she's not acting smart no and she is like and they come for her for being too emotional and it's like I don't have the issue with like the emotions like that they do and I don't mind if she cries or

whatever but you have to be able to like compartmentalize like this is a job yeah like you got to get back to the office yeah like put your big girl panties on roll up your sleeves and get back to work and and you know what get back at Teresa yeah that's how it works that's how it works yeah also Melissa's shore house is so nice like so nice I actually feel like definitely in New Jersey but Melissa's house like even in regular Jersey is my favorite it's literally so gorgeous and their new basement and like go through the wine room and then you're in the poker room and by the way they just sold it which is so crazy to me um but their shore house is so nice and when Melissa was like this is literally like my heaven happy place like the pool and then the bay like it's so nice so nice the outdoor bar

Joey Gorga like does homes. So we obviously like made both of these homes. I would let him build me a house. A hundred percent. The outdoor bar. Yeah. It was like sickening. The last piece of storyline is this new housewife who's Teresa's realtor who said that.

Wait, is she a new housewife? Yeah. That's what I had. That's what I read. She's not a housewife yet, but I read before the season that Teresa's realtor is like the new cast member. I don't like her. This is her way, their way of introducing her, I think. Yeah, very negatively.

I think we're going to be seeing more of her. Oh no. Her and her husband are both like equally so fucking annoying. Like I'm thirsty. Like I actually wanted to die watching Joe Gorga talk to him. Cause like it's clear, like I believe Joe Gorga. Like I don't think he's shady. I think like what he said in the wrong way, like riding my coattails is basically like you didn't get paid for this event or whatever deal we had because like being a part

of this event like will bring you exposure it'll give you Instagram followers like we had an agreement that like you would get paid like your whatever but we're not splitting this is my event right the idea that they would be 50 50 when it's like growing with Gorga it's not growing with Gorga and Jonathan Steinbreger so and like he did registration and sold tickets. It's not Growing with Gorga and Jonathan Steinbringer. And he did registration and sold tickets. That's not 50-50. No. And hosted a Q&A.

He was the moderator. And Joe Gorga was like, yeah, you sent 10 guys who did registration and you sent me a bill and I paid it. Right. That's how it works. So he just got ahead of himself. He's like, oh, my wife is going to be on Housewives. Let me get 50-50 on this deal. He just got ahead of himself. And he made himself look really, really bad. And his wife and when when his wife was like to melissa

like let's stay out of this like you fucking started it by telling jennifer aiden who you don't even know yeah i really don't like the new girl that was really a weird way to start but i'm glad that they were able to like you know reconcile chalk it up to a misunderstanding yeah but at the end of the day like her and her husband were giving me such weird vibes because at the end of the day, all they wanted was a commission on Teresa's house. So they were like, okay, so we're cool. You'll still let your sister sell my wife's house?

Chill the fuck out. If you want something, you gotta play the long game. Don't be so obvious about what you want. So yeah, we're cool, right? I could still sell your house and make your commission? Chill the fuck out. Take a step back. Nobody wants an eager beaver real estate agent.

Be cool. I'm still selling your house right now. I can't get a commission. I have a buyer. He's interested. He wants to come over tomorrow. Chill the fuck out, girl. Be cool.

Yes, I agree. Be cool. Don't be all uncool. But I do think if this woman comes in as a housewife, that's a good adversary for Melissa. Yeah. And I just want to know what the life of the top real estate agent in New Jersey is like.

Like, I actually think that might be interesting, but her husband bothers me so much. So, like, you'll still let your sister sell her house with my wife, right? You'll still let my wife sell your sister's house. Like, be fucking cool, bro. Yeah. But all in all it was actually like

a really good episode. I thoroughly enjoyed it and Margaret Joseph's is just like the queen of my heart. Like every time I see her I just love her so much. Absolute queen.

And that's that on that. Yeah. That is. Tonight is the premiere of the final season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E!

Very emotional. I don't even want to watch it but like we Very emotional. I don't even want to watch it. I don't even want to watch because once I watch it like then it's over whereas like with Schitt's Creek I didn't watch the final season for a year and I had a year of like extended Schitt's Creek. Well here's the thing. I think there's a lot actually to unpack that I'm hoping they address in this season. Of course the Kim and Kanye of it all. I would love to hear about like some of the 818 backlash and like what that meant to Kendall. I think they were done filming by then.

Oh. They were done filming by then because the party with the, all the cookies. Oh, yeah. With the producers was way before. Yeah. Okay, well, so Kim and Kanye,

that's really all I'm looking for. And I think Scott, Sophia, Courtney is, I saw a preview that they do talk about that. I mean. Because they're breaking up. When is the sit down with Scott about his grooming abilities? Only dating 18 year old girls. I just think it's something we should all talk about as society.

But them as a family as well. I agree. I agree. I think I saw a headline that there's a clip of Kylie like crying with Kendall about Kendall's acne. Like growing up. That it made her really sad. What? I'll read you the headline. It was on their drunk get ready with me. Oh! Okay. It was a part of their drunk get ready with me which I've been meaning to watch on Kylie's YouTube channel.

That's literally what I'm gonna treat myself to today. I know and there's also like the Kourtney one. There's actually a lot. Once I get on a YouTube like kick, I watch all of them. But it takes me a while to go to that app. Okay. I'm so glad like what you thought isn't real. Because like I've been trying to defend Kendall. And sometimes she's indefensible. No.

I'll just. Let me just read you what I saw. Because I don't want to. I don't want to confuse people. You don't want to mince words. It's not trending on people anymore. Okay. Never mind. I believe you. I guess not enough people clicked. I believe you. It's clickbait. It's not trending on people anymore. Okay, never mind.

I believe you. I guess not enough people clicked. I believe you. It's clickbait. It's fucking clickbait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just assumed it was about the new season because, like, there's a new season. So tomorrow we will recap the first episode of the final new season of Keeping Up With

the Kardashians on E! So make sure to watch that along with us. And if you didn't know that it's on, this is your reminder because, like, I haven't really seen many commercials for it except the commercials that I do see with the Harry Styles song, like, literally make me so emotional. It's too upsetting. Like, that's what I'm trying to say. And I think, like, the keeping up stands, like, might feel this way, too. Of just, like, I don't.

Once it starts, like, it has to end. Yeah. So, I don't want to start it. But, obviously, I'm going to be watching it tonight. So, we can recap it. But, like, I just want you to know that I'm in pain. Do you think Kendall, like, texted Harry, like, a link to the trailer? Like, we used your song.

No, because I don't think probably can. There's a chance Kendall never even. Actually, they posted on their Instagram. So she saw that commercial probably. But like I think when it comes to like making a commercial, she literally is so far removed. I know. But like the fact that they use that song was like an iconic pop culture collaboration.

Yeah. It will go down in history. There's another song that history. There's another song that they there's another commercial with another iconic song. Well they they love to use Hallelujah. Oh no it wasn't a Kanye song. It kind of felt like like a rock song. I'll have to find it. Maybe it's a Travis Barker song. It might be. Okay so stay tuned for that tomorrow and that is our show. Make sure to head over to shop morningtoast.com to check out our brand new merch collection that just dropped, the beautiful, stunning, and smart collection. Phone cases,

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