The Toast - S4 Ep51: Exposing Bobby Flay: Monday, March 22nd, 2021
Episode Date: March 22, 2021Quavo to Saweetie after breakup: 'You are not the woman I thought you were' (Page Six) Bella Thorne Engaged to Boyfriend Benjamin Mascolo After Nearly 2 Years of Dating (PEOPLE) Mark Wahlber...g launches 'Gen Z production company' with TikToker Josh Richards (Page Six) Ina Garten and Melissa McCarthy Team Up for a New Cocktail Special: 'We Had So Much Fun' (PEOPLE) 'Mrs. Doubtfire' Director Confirms Existence of R-Rated Cut (Variety) Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Hey, Claude! How ya durn?
Hello, Jacqui. I'm doing just great. How are you?
I am good. As you guys know, I'm on vacation, which is the reason for the season of audio only.
And it's like I needed a vacation so badly. When I was home before I was leaving. I was just like feeling like I shouldn't even take this vacation.
Why?
That's how much I needed one.
I just like felt like it was so frivolous.
But like now that I'm here, I'm like, no, bitch, you needed to go.
There's literally no such thing as a vacation that's too frivolous.
That's the point of vacation.
They're frivolous.
And I'm working through it.
So I actually don't feel too useless.
And so to me, that's like the perfect kind of vacation.
But so far, it's been so great. I got some sunshine, so I'm no longer green and purple.
And I also put on ample sunscreen. I learned from you. Snatchler learned your lesson.
And I didn't get sunburn or anything, just like a little. Actually, when I put on sunscreen,
then I get nothing. So it's like, what's the point of even sitting out there but I definitely think the vitamin D is good for me
so I'm just I'm sun-kissed I'm enjoying and I'm happy to be back on the toast to talk about
everything that we need to talk about I feel like you're definitely sun-kissed in a more of like an
emotional sense than a physical sense yes definitely emotionally kissed by the sun. Yeah, because I'm looking at you and you look the same.
Hurtful.
No, that's good.
That means you didn't expose yourself to harmful rays.
It's true.
I'm so not about harmful rays.
Like at this stage in my life, I've learned.
We are entering the big three out.
Like we cannot be just exposing ourselves to harmful UV rays.
No, it's about the
SPF 70 and the bucket hat. You guys, bucket hats save lives. I feel that so strongly. And it's like,
has Gwyneth Paltrow been teaching us absolutely nothing in her time on this earth? Like protect
your skin. Protect your skin. I want to know how your weekend was because as you told us on Friday,
you were going to need copious amounts of adrenaline to get through. I'm choked up thinking about it. And I want to know how it
went for you. Did the truckers for adrenaline come through? Yeah. You know what? It actually
ended up like not being that overwhelming, you know, like it was a manageable amount of social
outings. Like I didn't need to tap into my reserves of adrenaline. It was just like, I guess
that's like what normal people do on the weekends. But like when I'm hungover,
I literally don't leave my house, but it was so gorgeous in New York Saturday and Sunday.
And I managed to get out of the house both days. And I was really glad that I did. I had lunch with
Kaylor yesterday and it was super special. I heard Kay hit the town yesterday and that really hurt,
that hurt me. She also went shopping and like
I always thought you know her auntie would take her shopping one day so yeah that cut deep but
these are the sacrifices we make to go on vacation you know it's so true you literally miss like
pieces of your niece's life like growing up yeah no it's like I've been in the city for a whole
ass year Kayla steps out the day I leave. No, that's just how life works.
No, like man plans, Kayla laughs.
She literally laughed directly in my face yesterday.
Oh my God, was it the sound of angels singing from the heavens?
We actually had an amazing day.
And so I was really glad to see the daylight,
even though usually I literally don't get out of bed
on the weekends, but it was kind of nice.
I was into it.
Interesting.
Yeah, that's always a cool thing to do, is get out of bed on the weekends but it was kind of nice I was into it interesting yeah that's always that's always a cool thing to do is get out of bed yeah it is
sometimes um aside from that I just want to do a little plug because yesterday we dropped a new
patreon episode all about our anniversary the Q anniversary you know it's the one year anniversary
of two weeks to flatten the curve so Claudia and I did a Q&A taking all of your questions.
And the episode, much like the year,
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Like there were highs, there were some lows. We just like let it all out.
We're talking about everything from the past year.
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There was a lot to unpack.
There was a lot to unpack.
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Also, it's worth mentioning that nothing about my face today
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So it's probably for the best we're doing a remote podcast episode.
For sure.
But you're still smart, Claude.
You're still smart. I mean, I'm
literally a merit scholar.
Yeah, we love to see it.
We have a great show for you guys today. Of course,
like, nothing really happened over the weekend, but Real Housewives
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a super Monday, but like you said, really nothing much, like no breaking news.
Usually on a Monday, there's something that we have to get down to business.
So today we just like could get down to business if you're ready.
I'm so ready.
You don't want to sing about it?
No, I don't.
I'm literally like still hungover.
If I sound monotone, that's why.
I'm not in any position
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Sign on. Get hydrated. I'm talking to you, Claudia. No, I know. That's literally me today. OK, our first story of the
day. The ships are docking for Quabo and Sweetie. Oh, yeah. Broken up. He's saying you are not the
woman I thought you were. So he took to Twitter hours after his
ex confirmed their split on the platform where she implied she left over infidelity she said
I'm single I've endured too much betrayal and hurt behind the scenes for a false narrative to
be circulating that degrades my character presents don't band-aid scars and the love isn't real when
the intimacy is given to other women what's's powerful stuff. That's powerful stuff.
She said, I emotionally checked out a long time ago and have walked away with a deep sense of peace and freedom.
Well, all we can hope for for anyone is a deep sense of peace.
No, in this day and age, there's truly nothing more valuable.
She said, I'm excited for this new chapter of Elevation.
And he responded by saying, I know you want to make this into a show,
so I'll play my part just this one time I don't normally put I know I don't normally put my business out there
especially my personal life I feel the need to address this so there are no false narratives
I had love for you and disappointed you did all that you are not the woman I thought you were I
wish you nothing but the best oh my god so like they're literally just like both saying opposite
things like who who do we believe you know I really feel like in a breakup, like you both can have completely
opposite perspectives on what actually went down and they both, both be telling the truth.
A hundred percent. There's your side and my side and the truth.
Yeah. That's literally it. Like what you just said.
Yeah. No, there's three, there's three sides to every story, but don't you ever feel like,
yes, there's your side and there's my side and my side is the truth?
No, by the way, there's only two sides to every story.
Your side and the truth.
You mean in this story between you and I?
Oh, yeah, sorry, I fucked up that joke.
Okay, like there's only two sides to every story.
Your side and the truth.
Do you get it?
I think you're trying to say that like anything you feel is. I'm saying my side is obviously the truth. Do you get it? I think you're trying to say
that anything you feel is... I'm saying my side is obviously
the truth. Yes, yes, yes. I said that.
I said that too. You know, I was trying to like word it
up for you. Which I think this conversation
just underscores the fact that like literally
there's three sides. Yeah, because
you could be communicating with someone in the same
language and not be understanding each other whatsoever.
You literally think that
your side is the truth. I think I'm saying my side is the truth so then there's the actual truth
right but most of the time like my side is 100 the truth that's your truth and you should live
out your truth you know fuck that it's not my truth it's the truth okay don't play those games
with me well hopefully one day we'll get down to the truth with Quavo
and Sweetie but in the meantime like this I'm sad that they're broken up me too I actually
really liked them as a couple but like Sweetie is everything and I'm not mad that we're gonna
like get to see her like you know launched onto the dating scene in young Hollywood because she's
just like so sickeningly gorgeous and she has some of the most fire looks he did get her a few Birkins and I also believe a Bentley so I'm just curious like where that lands
like does she get to keep it I would imagine that you get to keep it because even think about like
you know non-celebrity relationships your boyfriend gets you a necklace like you don't
give it back so just because the presents are on a bigger scale doesn't change the rules
yeah but do you think like aren't cars, don't you have to give cars back?
Like a lease?
Oh, if it's leased.
Does that still count as a present if someone gets you a leased car?
Well, remember with Kylie and Tyga, like, there was that whole thing with, like, a leased car?
So I just need to see the registration.
Is it leased or bought?
Yeah.
I didn't know people buy cars.
Like, I thought everyone leased them.
It depends.
It just depends.
Especially for these,
like, really nice cars.
They're collector's items.
Right.
You don't lease
a collector's item.
I guess that's super true.
Oh, that's like that line
from that Kanye West song.
Do you know
what I'm talking about?
Hold on.
I need to Google it.
Where is my fucking mouse?
Yeah, it's about a Maybach.
Kanye West.
Maybach. Lyric, Maybach lyric.
Lyrics.com.
Okay, here.
Rick Ross?
No, that doesn't sound right.
Hold on.
Take your time.
Kanye West.
How do you spell Maybach?
M-A-Y-B-A-C-H.
But it's not, it's a song by, okay, the song by Rick Ross called Maybach is really getting in my way.
Because I believe it features Kanye West.
Do you know another word that's in the lyric?
Yeah, they're talking about a guy. It's like... Do they say lease?
No, yes, it's like white people, hold on.
It's like a hilarious lyric.
How do you spell Maybach?
M-A-Y-B-A-C-H.
It's just like really bothering me now that like I can't find it.
Oh, I found it.
I found it.
Okay.
Okay, show more.
Someone is screaming into their phone.
I know.
I know.
Sorry.
But like I used to live for this song.
Okay.
He asked me about my Maybach.
Think he had the same except mine's tinted and
his might have been rented you know white people get money don't spend it or maybe they get money
by business whatever i just thought that was like a pertinent line yeah i think that that relates
yeah well there was a time in my life where like you cannot play that song without me torturing
you like i knew all the words and it was like the only song I knew all the words to what song is it click click click
click click yeah it was really not that hard to learn that's cool that you knew all the words to
that you know I'm kind of like a really um like smart person yeah okay well you ready for our
next story because speaking of the dating market someone's off of it who Bella Thorne is engaged
oh yeah her boyfriend Benjamin Mascalo after nearly two years of dating cool um she's been
like you know a mainstay on the market for years no she um she's a girly girl like I literally
don't know what to say about her.
I know.
We haven't talked about her in a really long time,
but she's such a big celebrity,
and everyone's always talking about her.
But now she's engaged, so I feel like that's news.
Well, she's just an interesting celebrity,
because I know we're not supposed to compare women,
but I do.
And I compare her so often to Zendaya.
They really started out together.
And when you see where Zendaya is and how different of a career she ended up
having than Bella Thorne,
it's just so interesting to see like Bella Thorne is,
I would say she's an influencer more than an actress.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're very different.
I would never really even think to compare them,
but yeah.
But shake it up Chicago.
Of course they were both shaking it up in Chicago.
Yeah.
And they really shook the fuck out of that place.
They did. That show was really good. I know. And the theme song was bomb, too.
For sure. The dance moves sickening. Original TikTok.
Literally, like before TikTok was a thing. Okay, well, here's the deets. On Saturday,
the 23-year-old actress and the Italian singer announced their engagement after nearly two years
of dating. She said yes, he shared on Instagram,
while Bella shared a video of herself
showing off her pear-shaped diamond engagement ring
on her Instagram story.
Thank you for being amazing, baby.
I love you so much.
Yay, we're getting married.
Celebration in Italy and America both,
he said in a video.
Okay, I mean, like, get in line between, like,
all the other girls in America
who thought they were getting married in Italy this year.
Like, good luck finding a venue, because the COVID brides have already rescheduled their weddings, and all the venues are taken.
LOL.
But you could try France.
That's funny.
Thanks.
I can't believe she's been dating someone for two years.
I had no idea.
I thought she was dating Mod Sun.
Like, I'm still in that era.
Yeah, she was dating Mod Sun, but now Mod Sun is dating...
Avril Lavigne.
Avril Lavigne.
And Mod Sun, like, briefly dated Tana Mongeau, who also dated Bella Thorne.
Bella Thorne.
Yeah.
So it's a twisted Hollywood love rhombus.
Mm-hmm. It really is. Yeah. I don't know who this man is though, but I'm happy for her. I'm sorry to this man. He's an Italian singer. He's,
I've heard. Oh, is it Paolo? I heard the Italian camper's a really big fan of his.
I heard he's playing at the Coliseum, Paolo, with his girlfriend, Isabella.
Bella Thorne. Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's Bella and Paolo.
What's his name? Benjamin
Muscalo. I think he should
change his name to Paolo.
Sing for me, Paolo.
Are you ready for our next story
about what the kids are up to?
What the fuck are the kids up to now?
I think you knew this, but I don't know if
the toasters at large know this.
Mark Wahlberg is launching a Gen Z production company with TikToker Josh Richards.
Yes.
Mark Wahlberg is getting down with the kids.
Page Six has told the actor and Hollywood mogul is launching a Gen Z focused production company with TikTok star Josh Richards.
Richards and Unrealistic Ideas, the production company led by Wahlberg,
Steven Levinson, and Archie Gipps,
work together to set up Crosscheck Studios,
which will be helmed by Richards.
They hope it'll become the go-to production company for the next generation and internet native creatives.
I mean, Mark Wahlberg's really, really smart.
Like, he's not a billionaire for a reason.
No, he is a billionaire for a reason.
So I actually think that this is a good idea.
I just find it really interesting that like all these older people have tapped Josh Richards
specifically to be like the voice of Gen Z.
He's on that podcast with Dave Portnoy and now he's been tapped for this.
And I don't even think he's like everything of the sort, you know?
Yeah.
So do you have any inclination as to why it might be him
that that he's the go-to do you think that he pitches these people like maybe he josh richards
must have an amazing agent like that's literally what it comes down to but maybe he has a business
savvy mind and he's like yeah that's possible i don't know these ideas around town because what's
to separate him from noah beck right and like like Bryce Hall, who arguably have more quote unquote clout influence.
So I just find it interesting that like he keeps getting chosen for these projects.
Yeah.
Who was the other one who was like.
Lil Hootie?
Yes.
Lil Hootie.
He actually.
And the other guy who was like head of that house, but he was.
Griffin.
No, he was like. Oh that house, but he was nothing of the sort.
No, he was like.
Oh, Thomas.
Yes.
Thomas.
Nothing of the sort.
But what I was going to say about. He was the head of the household.
No, he was like literally house mom.
Like in House Bunny.
But then there was like all that drama with.
We reported on this story when when hype house like disintegrated
they never disintegrated all the good people left so there still is a hype house like house
and handle and merch and group but they're not like notable people like they're smaller creators
got it but there was just like all this stuff with like payments and stuff that was crazy
and thomas with the house yeah remember that girl who's
so pretty daisy she ended up leaving the house because like she had put down like a lot of money
for the house but thomas like didn't pay her back there was like honestly we needed a reality show
like at that time at the height of the hype house because for a moment it was salacious as fuck
right okay now it's all coming back to me and And then Daisy went on to date Brody Jenner.
Yes, but very quickly. And she's dated other people since then.
What's she up to now? Just being a girly girl. I don't really know. I don't keep tabs on her
because like I'm really hitting the threshold of how many teenagers I can keep up with.
You know, that's good. You can only do so many. And keep in in mind i keep up with a lot of teenagers i'm just like
hitting my threshold and it's like i do feel like a little weird like watching all these kids who
are like literal minors you know yeah i mean you should no it's fucking weird and like these
reporters who like hang out with them all day and like write stories about them it's like what are
you doing hanging out in a 16 year old bedroom? Like go home, go back to your office. A hundred percent. I feel weird just even like watching
for more than an hour, you know? Yeah. I imagine you do. Yeah. I mean, I know you deleted TikTok,
but. I did. And you know what? I have so much free time. And even though you send me videos
and sometimes I'm so tempted to get back into it., like I think it's so much better for me as a person to not be on TikTok.
Well, then I'm not be for you.
And not spend my time like making videos that are just going to embarrass me.
Well, that's true.
Like the content I put out is like a real shame and a disgrace to my brand.
But what I get in return from TikTok, like hours upon hours of just like fabulous content,
it's worth the price of admission.
I know, but it's like for me,
that's hours of hours that I could be like reading
or doing something more productive.
So I don't need to add more toxicity to my plate.
I really don't.
No, I completely understand,
but you're missing out on a world of fun.
I know I am, but that's why you sent me the highlights that's true okay ready for our next story sure it's a little biz news and i can see
the trend biz news cool cool i'm seeing a trend here but i'm also like having deja vu because i
feel like we might have spoken about this yeah wait oh my god it was on the home page of cnn
business but the articles's from December.
X.
What was the story?
About Sephora opening up mini shops inside of Kohl's.
Yeah, we did that. And then Ulta in Target.
Yeah. And then Apple in Target too.
Yeah. No, we've totally already heard this story.
Skip.
CNN Money's putting like a six month old story on there.
Yeah. Yeah. They tried to get me. Not today.
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You know what?
Now that I heard that this is a virtual show, I really don't care,
but I'm glad you brought it up.
Because you know what I watched last night?
Beat Bobby Flay.
Do you ever watch?
Nope.
It's such a crock of shit because, okay, so they have two chefs.
The chefs battle each other for who's going to try and beat Bobby Flay.
So yesterday, the episode I was watching was about like crab cakes.
And this other guy like made a superior fucking crab cake.
The judges said it, when they announced that Bobby Flay was the winner, like my jaw hit
the floor.
And I get that it's like Bobby's show and like not everyone can always beat Bobby.
But I thought it was like so rigged.
This other guy
like was so much better like everyone loved his tartar sauce they said that like um Bobby's was
like over seasoned and like kind of weird so like I just want to know if anyone else is as outraged
at beat Bobby Flay like it's such a it's a piece of shit it's rigged so you think that it's rigged
that like you think there's corruption over at beat Bobby Flay? Yeah, I think, well, what I've heard about Bobby Flay, like, just, like, from, you know, people in the industry and also DuMois, is that, like, he's an asshole.
Like, he's just, like, a scary, mean guy.
So I imagine it's in his contract.
Like, he can only get beaten so many times because he has a reputation to uphold as, like, the best chef ever.
So, like, the best chef ever doesn't get beaten all the time.
So I imagine there's only a certain amount of times that he can lose. And you know, he had already hit his quota when filming
this last episode because I couldn't believe like after hearing the judges, I'm like, there's no way
Bobby's winning. Yeah. Well, I have a question. Remember when we were growing up, he had a show
where he would like go, I don't think it was called Beat Bobby Flay, but it's like kind of
the same premise. He would go around and find like the person in the country makes the best crab cakes.
Yeah.
And then he would like try and out crab cake them.
He's so aggressive.
Like just let someone have a crab cake and let you have a crab cake.
You don't have to beat everyone.
Yeah.
And it's like this person spent their whole life making crab cakes.
And like you just come in and you think that yours should be better than your Bobby Fly.
Like why can't people have their specialties?
100%.
Like he literally like finds people in the country to Flay. Like, why can't people have their specialties? A hundred percent.
Like, he literally, like, finds people in the country to, like, attack.
Like, leave them alone.
Like, it's so aggressive, like, the competitive nature.
He literally, he finds people in the country who have worked so hard at their craft,
and he just wants to come in there and tell them. Just destroy their self-worth.
That it's not as good as it is.
And it's worth mentioning, I've eaten at a Bobby Flay's steakhouse in Atlantic City,
and it was an actual shit show. Like, it's worth mentioning, I've eaten at a Bobby Flay's steakhouse in Atlantic City and it was an actual
shit show. Like, it was the
worst restaurant I ever ate at. So,
I just don't think Bobby Flay is so
great. That's all I'm saying. And I think, like,
the way he, like,
insists on challenging people, it's like,
Jackie, it's a meme like this.
Nobody. Literally
nobody. Bobby Flay, do you think you can make a
better crab cake than me?
Like, chill the fuck out, Bobby.
I'm trying to figure out if it was me, Bobby Flay, or what's throw down with Bobby Flay.
I feel like that's what he used to like invite people over to his backyard.
No, no, no. This is it. This is it.
Chef Bobby Flay travels around the U.S. That's literally what we said.
He's so aggressive wait and tries to beat award-winning cooks at
their own game leave them alone you have your own tv show like it's even sadder while the
unsuspecting cooks think they're participating in one food network special it's an ambush
it's a fucking cook-off ambush flay and his team study up on their opponent's dish
and get an unfair advantage they fucking steal the recipe oh my god no i'm telling you there
is something with bobby flay like i really do not fuck with him like i feel like he's a really
aggressive guy i just feel like i don't know why you have to be the best at everything like
yeah and why you have to insist on like tearing down the confidence of other chefs like there there literally can be more
than one cook in the kitchen Bobby like chill the fuck out yeah I I agree with you there I don't
like these premises no me neither and I think we talk about this all the time but like the way that
Food Network has shifted to exclusively game shows is so annoying so annoying but that's why
Discovery Plus is a godsend.
Maybe they did that to, like, bother everyone enough to, like, need Discovery Plus.
Because I'm sure there are people who like it,
but, like, we just don't need that many episodes of guys' grocery games, you know?
Well, like, I don't know about that, but...
No, but, like, the only type of competition show, like, I really like is, like, Tabitha Takes Over.
Okay.
She was an icon. Oh I only like British
Baking Show and that's not even Food Network. Yeah actually I also like those Food Network
like Halloween cupcake specials where you have to make like a crazy cupcake. Yeah but like good or
bad because aren't there's like also like worst cooks. Yeah yeah but they also have celebrity
worst cooks and that's actually good. Like I saw an episode with Lonnie Love from The Real,
and it was probably one of the funniest things I ever saw.
I think about it all the time.
That's great.
Yeah, but they have a lot of unnecessary shows.
And I think someone needs to call out Bobby Flay.
And I also think that someone, I don't know.
I think we just did.
Maybe Ina needs to show up to Bobby's's and be like from one pro to another calm down
shut the fuck up like already like everyone's fucking sick and tired of you nobody even wants
to beat you bobby's gonna be like bobby's gonna be like a 95 year old like anyone want to challenge
me like nobody cares bobby like go go to bed totally well if you care about aina melissa
mccarthy you've got a virtual special waiting for you on Discovery Plus where they're making cocktails they've also I guess never met before
so it's not like we're watching celebrity and like an unlikely celebrity friendship
that's just weird I hate virtual shows I just part way through the special I know I can't
believe we're still doing them like I thought we were done part way through the special their
husbands join and make a double date.
But like, that just sounds like an amazing show premise for IRL.
Yeah, no, it's something that we could have waited until everyone's been vaccinated so
we could get it filmed in the Hamptons.
100%.
Well, speaking of filming, last night was Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Wait, we have our fifth and final story.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It was confusing because there was a hiccup.
I so deeply apologize.
And Bobby Flay has a tendency to throw people off their feet.
You're telling me.
But our fifth and final story is actually a little great news for Ben.
The Mrs. Doubtfire director confirms existence of an R-rated cut.
On Friday, director Chris Columbus revealed that an R-rated version of the beloved 1993
comedy Mrs. Doubtfire exists, though there is not an NC-17 cut of the film.
The confirmation came first from Entertainment Weekly following a viral tweet that noted
Robin Williams, who played Euphigenia, improvised so much that there were PG, PG-13, R, and
NC-17 cuts of the film.
That's crazy.
The official film is rated PG-13.
The director explained that the numerous cuts
came as a result of Williams asking to let me play
after he did a few scripted takes.
He would then go on for 15 to 22 takes
with his own improvised lines.
He would sometimes go into territory
that wouldn't be appropriate for a PG-13 movie,
but certainly appropriate and hilariously funny
for a rated R movie.
The director said.
I would be open to maybe doing a documentary.
About the making of the film.
And enabling people to see certain scenes.
Re-edited in an R-rated version.
That sounds amazing.
Just release the tapes.
We don't need a documentary.
Just release the tapes.
I mean no.
You can't release the tapes.
Like in an unstructured way.
Like there needs to be some structure.
And I would watch like a little documentary.
Oh, speaking of which, I actually watched most of the college admissions scandal documentary
because Zach was watching it and I walked into the room and I was captivated.
I'm not going to lie.
What did you think about like the style they did it?
Dramatized slash documentary.
Loved it.
I really, really liked it.
I thought because they had all the tapes and stuff it was
nice to be able to watch it as close to real life as possible um i thought they did a really good
job with the whole thing and i also think that at the end of it you know their pov was not what you
would have expected because obviously like everyone is mad at the parents for putting their kids in
this situation but the issue at play here is so much bigger than just Operation Varsity Blues.
Like that was like a huge problem.
But like there are also other big problems that people aren't talking about.
Arguably bigger problems.
The corruption at these elite schools.
It's just like it's a broken system.
It's a broken system.
And the way society puts so much emphasis on those like literal seven schools when there are thousands
of good colleges in the country and it also really doesn't matter where you go to college
yeah and the the documentary said that they think people are going to be like more that yes sort of
scandal makes these schools more desirable but for me like i feel the opposite way like it just
highlights the fact that like it's all kind of bogus right
because even though like we broke down one of the ways of getting into college like paying your way
there's still like a fully legal way that a lot of schools welcome it's just more money yeah no
there's still a back door right so it's just like so stupid and like corrupt and i thought the
documentary was really good and but the frustrating
thing is like Rick Singer like just chilling you know going to his community pool and kite surfing
on the weekends so frustrating and that Stanford sailing director like oh John so upsetting so
upsetting like he the thing is I don't understand why he had to be brought up on charges when he
never personally accepted a donation he gave it to the school he
thought it was part of his job yes but i also feel like if you look at the timing of it like he
was literally getting arraigned on the day that the story broke so imagine if the first person
in the courtroom like actually didn't get charged you know what i mean like now in hindsight we can
see that what he did compared to what everyone else did like wasn't that big of a deal but the
camera people were like following him into the courtroom he he started to become like one of
these you know correct people and and how could how could they have seen that no charges would
that that should have been i hope he's like able to make a living well now he does private sailing
um so if you are i don't know if there's a huge market for private sailing coaches
for private sailing lessons yes you watch the lessons? Yes. You watch the OC.
Lessons or coaches?
I guess that's the same.
Yeah.
It's the same thing.
So if you guys are in the South California area and you're looking for sailing lessons.
SoCal, the kids call it.
SoCal.
If you're looking for sailing lessons for your kids, like, check them out.
That was, like, the worst part of the documentary, though.
I completely agree.
Like, so devastating.
Like, such injustice. Now, I believe, was that the worst part of the documentary though. I completely agree. Like so devastating. Such injustice.
Now, I believe, was that the final story?
Yes, that was fifth and final.
And you can share that with Ben later.
That's like a good, you know, conversation starter.
I know you guys struggle.
We do big time.
I know you didn't watch Real Houses of Atlanta and I did.
And I'm just here to tell you, like you literally miss nothing except at the end of the episode it got really really good of course like with
a to be continued of course but they all meet up at Fallon's house who's like this new gal and she's
so sickeningly stunning and her home is everything she's 31 her like boyfriend I don't know if
they're married it's 56 and Toya just comes in and is being so fucking
disrespectful. Like just coming and talking about her house. She's like, you're so rich. Like where's
a maid? Why is nobody serving me my drink? Like acting just like a, so, so rude. And Fallon really
held it together for a while. But then when they're outside fighting, she just starts saying
disgusting things about Fallon's like, man, you married for money. Like you don't have any,
like nothing to your name. This isn't your house. And this new chick Fallon's like man you married for money like you don't have any like nothing to your name this isn't your house and this new chick Fallon Jackie she fucking loses her mind
she literally is running around the house trying to get Toya like the producers are holding her
back she just wants to like get in Toya's face it was crazy and then that's where it ended but I
like live for this girl and she was so wronged by Toya and I kind of feel like we could be getting set up for a new housewife because she's everything
of the sort.
Yeah, that sounds like a really good start and set up.
And why would they be going to her house if not?
Right.
Like, what was the premise behind them?
A Halloween party.
She turned her house into a haunted house.
Oh, cool.
Okay, well, then I'm definitely going to watch.
I just have not, I haven't like turned on a TV.
I don't
even know like you know i have to access my recordings well i also caught up on a few old
episodes of atlanta because i was behind and i really loved watching cynthia's wedding i thought
it was just like super sweet like we were there for peter with the marriage license of it all
and i loved her wedding um with mike but i did think it was interesting how they included like
all the anxiety she was having from like the bad press she was getting about having a wedding in the middle of like atlanta during covid um and like i thought it
was an interesting way of like going about addressing it and i'm sure she'll address it
more on the reunion but as far as i know like nobody got sick right so it is what it is yeah
okay well um i like cried at her vows and her kissing her daughter. Like it was just really,
really sweet. And you're right. Like the photography, the videography from, which was
obviously like her photographer and videographer's footage was really good. Yeah. And I really liked
the way that they showed it to us and I didn't think it needed to be like a whole episode.
Me neither. I felt really intimate and like personal and I really enjoyed it. Yeah. So
that's that on that. And any other content you've been
watching? No, I literally drank all weekend. I need to go recover. Like this year vacation
couldn't have come at a better time for me. I'm so glad to hear that. I'm still working on my
Queen Victoria book. I've been reading so much and I'm still not even 50%. I think this book in
real life must be like a textbook size, right? Like 400 like i i've read 400 page books like that all
the time not such a task subtle flex stop no like that's not a crazy thing okay to be for it's not
like the book is a thousand pages and so if anyone has bought the physical copy of this book can you
let me know how big you can look up a picture no but like you can't get it to scale yeah you can
like on google images what's it called it's called queen victoria matchmaking book by sarah cadbury oh it's a cadbury fortune images
okay i'm getting a lot of someone's digital covers like i'm not getting you're not getting
what you're here yeah it looks pretty thick thick with juicy or tall
not tall so so it's just 400 pages and i'm just reading slowly and maybe it's like a small font
maybe it's a small font i don't know um but i'm really i'm i'm loving it so if you like me have
fallen down period piece time hole and time hole rabbit hole and now you want to take
your period to the text oh I love taking my period to the tampon and then to the text no this is my
first like piece of historical period that I've read and I'm loving the experience so I'm transported
highly recommend but it's really fucking long well I'm so happy for. So I'm transported. Highly recommend, but it's really fucking long. Well, I'm so happy for you
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