The Toast - S4 Ep54: Mike's Super Short Show: Thursday, March 25th, 2021

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

Kris Jenner & Chrissy Teigen Team Up to Launch New Home Cleaning and Self-Care Line (PEOPLE) Miley Cyrus Remembers Hannah Montana on 15th Anniversary of Show's Premiere: 'The Greatest Gift' (PEOPLE) Taylor Swift's New Song 'You All Over Me' Featuring Maren Morris Debuts Tomorrow (PEOPLE) Sonja Morgan's daughter Quincy makes her Instagram public (Page Six) Major Paparazzi Agency Bankrupted by Meghan Markle Legal Battle (The Hollywood Reporter) Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to me. Hey, Claude, how you doing? Oh, I'm, I'm, I've had better days. Oh, gosh, what'd you do now? I just love alcohol, if I'm being honest. And I feel like my hangover shows are getting less and less you know far away from each other and they're happening more frequently and it's a Thursday I don't know why but I did what I had to do to survive last night and now I'm paying the price yeah that I so don't envy your hungover position I we couldn't be on different more different wavelengths today but also I missed yesterday's show so I'm here you

know with something to prove because of course Taylor Strucker did an amazing job and everyone's like oh my god Taylor let's have her every day which like means that like Jackie's out of the job no I actually didn't see I didn't see comments like that yesterday but that's always what people what happens when we have like a great guest host yeah it's like she should be on every day okay how would that work all right no like it's a two-man show so who do you want out no so I just like want everyone to remember that like I'm fun and cool too and we didn't forget oh thank you so much and I really did enjoy my day off as well like I had such a perfect sublime beach day you know I had like one of those moments because I was swimming in the ocean and just like hanging on the beach reading other Bolin girl like having some food too and I was like having ice cream on the beach and I was so happy I was just like in heaven and so I'm glad

for myself that I had that moment but you know it's back to work now um speaking of books I started this Jenny Han series which I just found out is being turned into an amazon tv show it's called the summer i turned pretty and it's literally the best book i've ever read in my life like i don't know if it's necessarily meant for me i think it's meant more for like like 16 year olds but i feel like a young girl when i read it like it's so good i honestly cannot wait to wrap up just so I can go back to reading it. Oh my god. That's so.

That's the best feeling. I know. I actually was. I had that book on my want to read list because I joined a clubhouse with some toasters who read and someone had recommended that and they said it was amazing. And then I saw on my Amazon account that it was bought. Yeah that was me. So I'm glad to know there wasn't fraud on the account.

That it's just Claudia living out her ya dream yeah i honestly like love having a kindle on someone else's amazon account it makes me so carefree and that must be nice for you um so i'm reading the other boleyn girl which i'm loving but i have a question for you who is the other boleyn girl well that's the thing so far in the book it's like at any point like one of them is there's two girls and at any point like one of them is the other but like at the end of the day we know who the other is because we know who the main is and that's anne bolin you've heard of her yeah but i was reading and once again the percentages were going by so slowly and i was like no I'm plowing through this book.

Like how many pages is it? 661. Oh my God. And I didn't know. I didn't know before I started it. But it's actually good because I read all day yesterday. I read all night really. Except I watched your Housewives of New Jersey.

Did you? Nope. Okay, great. I was too busy getting litty yeah but sometimes you do both yeah yeah but sometimes it's like not worth your time especially with tbg like literally two nights ago i just like had so many margaritas and we watched drag race and i literally don't even remember who went home like i might as well not have even watched it yeah that's actually why i stopped like a few years ago when we were doing, you know, our daily live show.

What? No, like when we started doing this job, when we started working in this industry. Our daily live show. Are we just going to like skate over that like as a normal thing? No, I'm just like saying when we started doing this, which is what, like a daily live podcast, and we would recap TV every night.

But like when I would go to dinner, I'd have a glass of wine or two. And then I would go home and watch the show that we needed to watch. And then I would wake up and realize that I had no idea what I watch. Yeah. So that's when I had to stop drinking on the weeknights. And it's just like a waste of your motherfucking time. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

But anyways, I have like because I'm on a vacation, I'm going home soon. Like I have the time to read the other Boleyn Girl. So it's not so bad that it's such a long book. But like, wow, what an endeavor. I'm glad I didn't know beforehand or I probably wouldn't have chosen it. Okay. Well, I'm really, I'm so happy you're happy. And I'm happy you're happy.

I don't know if I would say I'm happy right now. But you're happy with your book. Oh, yeah. You had a fun night. Yeah. No, I'm just just and like my throat hurts and literally last night i said like if my throat hurts in the morning tell him it's because i literally was screaming celine dion and rain on me like so nothing should surprise me you know these things happen yeah it's just the price of having fun oh the price is so high i personally cannot afford it you can't i can't afford it i can't afford that price okay i feel

like i'm ready to dive in i'm tired are you oh okay um sorry was there anything else you felt like contributing no nope i'm good i'm just like happy to be back. Miss you all so very much. Thanks, Taylor Strucker, for making me look bad. And let's get into the fast-sized stories that you need to know before you wake up

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and self-care line. Chris and Chrissy are getting into business together. The stars are releasing a line of plant-powered home cleaning and self-care products called Safely people can exclusively announce. The collection will include products such as a hand cream, hand soap, hand sanitizer, glass cleaner, a universal cleaner, and more. Launching on Thursday, today, Safely is dedicated to clean cleaning, love clean cleaning, natural aromatherapy scents. It's so important for my cleaning products that, you know, they're clean. Yeah, and I think in this case it means like they're natural. Chemical, yeah. Yeah, chemical free. So this is an unlikely business duo doing an unlikely business thing. And I think a lot of people aren't here for it.

I'm neither here nor there for it. I just. I like that. Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm neither here nor there for it. And also I could see myself in a year like buying these. Like you just never know. So I'm whatever with it.

But some people are pissed man like there's backlash okay like imagine letting this ruin your day yeah no I can't imagine honestly it did ruin Chrissy Teigen's day because yeah she deleted her twitter yes just like Miley Cyrus back in the day the rumors are are true. I deleted my Twitter. Like, Margot and you knew every word to that stupid song, like, back in the day. I started tweeting about pimples, not living for people. No, I stopped living for people. Started tweeting about pimples. Yeah, whatever.

Something like that. It's fucking brilliant stuff. Brilliant songwriting. Yeah, Chrissy Teigen deleted Twitter. Live your life. I can't believe people still interact on Twitter. And I've come to the conclusion, and I think I've probably said this before, if you are big on Twitter, please stay the fuck away from me.

No, if you're big on Twitter, like, that means so much. No, no, but it's like if you're successful on – No, that's the coolest thing, Claude. If you're successful on Twitter, it's like how did you get there? Who's next? Did you fucking snap to get successful like on Twitter? No, you're probably the coolest person. You're probably the most –

You're just the coolest cats. You're probably the most fun to be around. For sure. I literally like hate Twitter with a passion. And the only thing I hate more than Twitter is like the people on Twitter. Not people like, you know, the toasters. If you have a Twitter, like live your life. I mean like public figures.

Yeah. Yeah. No. Who are just like so enthused to be on Twitter and to do their thing. We're literally talking about the same person. We might as well just say her fucking name. Okay. There are so many people that do this.

That's true. Like, there's actually more than, there's the more. Not for me. But not for me. For me. Okay, well, Chrissy and Chris, clean cleaning queens. And the backlash is that, one, Chrissy's fans are upset that she's even, like, going into business with a Kardashian. Because, like, they're, you know, quote, what's wrong with America?

Oh my God. Like that's, okay, I don't actually don't even have time to discuss why that's the dumbest fucking line of thinking. No, totally. And also people are upset that like they're launching a cleaning company in the middle of a pandemic seemingly profiting off of the year of people needing cleaning supplies. But I remember there being a shortage.

Sounds like we need more cleaning companies. Sounds like they're actually here to rescue us. Sounds like they're here to help. No, and also, like, aren't we, like, 11 months out of that stage where we are buying cleaning supplies? Like, we're back to just, like, normal cleaning supplies now? Yeah, I personally am. Like, I'm not, I don't have a stockpile.

You're not stockpiling Lysol wipes. Yeah, but I never was. But also, like, that was so weird that they couldn't meet the demand. You know? It's literally like paper towels soaked in bleach. They literally didn't come out with, like, a new batch of stuff for a few months. Yeah, that was, like, so stupid. I think I said that recently.

Like, I actually made it through the entire pandemic without a single can or bottle of lysol wipes wow i love my clorox wipes yeah you did say that well speaking of the rumors are true i deleted my twitter miley cyrus rumors are true uh deleting my twitter miley cyrus is remembering Hannah Montana on the 15th anniversary of the show's premiere, calling it the greatest gift. Okay, you guys. Is it me? I have so many questions.

Okay, my question. Is it me or is it Hannah Montana every anniversary, like every month? Well, I guess like once a year. It's like 10 years since it ended. 10 years since it premiered. 10 years since she moved to the house in Malibu. Yeah, no.

And I guess like every year it's the anniversary of it premiering, you know? I guess. And also the anniversary of it ending. Literally. But for the 15th anniversary of it beginning, they've gone the hardest that they've gone before. Yes. Miley Cyrus posted a handwritten note on the Hannah Montana stationery like need need by the way need of course I'm sure have

somewhere with like all of her thoughts and feelings about you know what the show has meant to her and I'm not gonna lie I read the entire thing because snitch posted it to her Instagram story and so I assumed it said something I assumed it was like Hannah Montana was coming back and for a second I got kind of nervous because I don't think that's what I want like at all. And also so she puts out this like whole long letter. She sent flowers to Sophie and Joe's kids. Like influencers.

Hannah Montana is now verified on Twitter and Instagram. Her social pages like it's confusing. Something's going on with Hannah and I'm I'm nervous about it I know they're putting like a little too much of a like a concentrated effort on this particular anniversary yeah and so right now like it's nothing it's just everyone's celebrating and maybe they'll like monetize those handles or whatever but it really got me thinking like I really do not want them to bring back Hannah Montana like that will ruin my childhood oh you mean like a like a Raven's Home type of yes like bringing her back or Miley putting on that wig I don't know I just like I I need them to let sleeping dogs lie I don't know

I'm not a hundred percent against it like I, like, a Fuller House type of reboot where it's like, Lily and Miley have kids. Like, no. But I'm not opposed to, you know, Hannah Montana, the pop star, making some sort of resurgence. Like, Miley's music being influenced by Hannah. Maybe she wears the wig. Maybe Billy Ray writes some more bangers. Like, he could be the one one and I'm open to that I I'm open like if she wants to wear the wig and sing some old songs that's fine but like if the show comes back I I just really hope that that's not what's gonna happen

I'd be curious what other people think like I just for me just don't touch it don't leave Hannah alone I agree if we're gonna do, I might suggest, you know, taking those episodes of Hannah Montana and just slightly like refurbishing them. Some of them are a little blurry on Disney Plus and just giving them like a nice cool makeover, you know, HD 4K. Yeah, I agree. But the letter was really sweet and she talks about how much Hannah meant her. And how so much of herself is like wrapped up in Hannah. They're interchangeable.

Hannah changed her life. And that's really. That's how I felt. So I will always. I will always love Hannah. By the way. Hannah also wrote a letter to Migos. Thanking them for their song about her.

Did you see that? No I didn't see that. That's hysterical. Yeah. Who else did she send her bouquet to? So on her Twitter, they took more Hannah Montana stationery and wrote letters to Lily or fake,

and they wrote a fake one to Migos. Oh, that is so hysterical. Yeah, no, I will be following all the social pages. Gotta keep up with content from my favorite creator. Oh, no, I will be following all the social pages. Gotta keep up with content from my favorite creator. Oh, wow. I'm on the page now. Okay. They wrote one to, um, Corbin. I'm assuming Corbin Blue. Jake Ryan.

Me goes. That's really funny. Yeah, like whoever, whatever intern is leading this project is doing a good job. I know. I just want to know where they're leading us. I know. Like, what is, what was the reason? What was the reason? What was the reason? Okay. Well, speaking of new things and refurbished things that we can be excited for, Taylor Swift is dropping a new song, You All Over Me, featuring Maren Morris from her

Fearless Taylor's version that's coming out. The single's coming out tomorrow. It's one of the unheard songs from the vault and Maren is on it on it. It's everything. I just love how like Taylor Swift is in this point in her life where when she collaborates with people, she literally makes them sing back up. Like you would never know that they're on the song. Like the Dixie Chicks, oh no, sorry, the Chicks, you didn't know that they were on that song. Haim, you didn't know they were on the song. Marin singing background vocals. so we won't know it but i'm happy for marin yeah that's really cool for marin that's this song if it's in the vein of the fearless album and it's a song we've never heard yet like it has all the makings of

being just fucking fantastic it's gonna be a country song like i can't breathe and it's like oh yeah especially because marin's a country artist but it's like okay fearless is coming out tonight hannah montana is writing letters like what year is it no i know and usually i'm very anti all this like you know saved by the bell reboot like all that stuff um but like this is a particular part of my life i wouldn't mind reliving over and over again i totally agree the jonas brothers are back together yeah oh you, I've actually been listening quite a bit to some of Nick Jonas' solo work. Spichemin? Yeah. And it does really pain me to say it, but it's quite delightful.

I'm so happy that finally you see what we've all seen. Okay, you recently got there. Like, please. What are you talking about? You haven't been like the resident Nick Stan here. Claudia, you need to go listen to every single episode of this show because it's always you and I, you're Team Joe and I'm Team Nick. No, I mean, you're like more like.

I don't, I'm not like a, I'm not a Nick Jonas Stan in the way that you're a Joe Jonas Stan, but I always find myself having to defend like his talent. Right, right. But I also think that like he, he's super talented, whether you, whether you like it or not. Okay. I just feel like we're not going to agree on this. So all I was just trying to say something nice about Nick Jonas.

And that's really nice of you. So I'm a nice person. It's feeling like 2007. I can't wait for this song. Like really, what a treat to go into the weekend with. Have you know, we'll be singing it at the Passover Seder. Oh my god, I totally forgot like Passover's truly upon us and we're gonna have to stop eating bread. That is not something I'm prepared to do. My I have to make the preparations're gonna have to stop eating bread that is not something i'm prepared to do my i've have to make the preparations i have to go get matzah there's definitely all out of the store i'm like the last person to go fuck yeah so that'll be fun okay next story something that we were just talking about all of a sudden sonja morgan's daughter has gone public on instagram we were just saying that you know she's so low-key, but now Quincy is public.

Sonia Morgan's daughter, Quincy Adams Morgan, who has never appeared on Rahoney alongside her mom, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Quincy Adams Morgan? Yeah. I wonder what country she's from. Is giving fans a look at her life by making her Instagram account public.

I never thought I would make my social media public, but here I am, excited to welcome everyone along for the ride. Giving fans a look at her life by making her Instagram account public. I never thought I would make my social media public, but here I am excited to welcome everyone along for the ride. She shared on her Instagram story, her dad is John Adams Morgan. So they're just like a revolutionary war family. No, literally like the American seeds run so deep here. And I can't believe her name is Quincy Adams. Like that's, I'm just I'm

still not over that but I will definitely be following her on Instagram I checked out her Instagram last night it is so premium like really so stunning her photos are so on point like flow on point and also she posts like really great content with and of Sonia oh nice and like even on Sonia's birthday last year like she recreated some like iconic and of sonia oh nice and like even on sonia's birthday last year like she recreated some like iconic photos of sonia like iconic moments which is like oh we live for that yeah no i think like this is going to be a treasure trove of she's like a true socialite like she when she grows up is the type of person that should have been cast on real house fives of new york but i feel like this is so random I feel

like she probably maybe she's too no I feel like she knows Kit from The Bachelor I don't know why I just feel like they know each other like socialite New York City moment it's very possible should I see if they follow each other oh no yeah well my phone is here hold on oh I just have a feeling like it could be the start of something new except she did go to boarding school right? Sonia's daughter. No she doesn't follow Kit. Who does she follow? What are her interests? You'll find out soon. Okay I'm totally going to follow her. That's so interesting. Yeah it's good stuff. Okay, ready for our fifth and final story.

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both as plaintiffs suing celebrities for posting copyrighted images of themselves, as well as its status as a defendant in a privacy action brought by Meghan Markle. Having difficulty navigating the financial situation, Splash reports having defaulted on a loan now worth nearly $1 million and is seeking the protection of a Nevada bankruptcy court. So it sounds like the Meghan Markle, she was suing them for violations of her privacy. And that's one legal front that they were already struggling on, in addition to being the paparazzi agency that sues celebrities for posting their own photos.

and then can get sued for posting that picture is so corrupt and it's like so litigious and I just think it's like the craziest thing ever so this is what we like to call poetic justice and I just like love that Meghan Markle was the one to do it like her power immense yeah for real like it's it's it must be an interesting time to be paparazzi and the other part is true that you know celebrities aren't leaving the house as much but i think also for celebrities you know eventually they they work with the paparazzi too so on the one hand this is like a win for the celebrities because this is the agency that's like that's who you're gonna call suing them but also it's the agency that's suing them so for those celebrities who have been like fucked by that like they're probably very happy about this but then some of the celebrities who you know work with paparazzi hand in hand and that's

Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes are quaking who are they gonna call yeah so I think celebrities might be feeling a lot of different ways about this yeah no it's a really interesting story I'll never really understand like how paparazzi work and like the whole relationship with paparazzi because like you call them but you hate them so like which is it yeah totally so that's the latest and greatest in fast five news do you want to tell me uh what happened on real hostess of new jersey oh i mean it was so good and also before i um before i start recapping episode i need to get on my soapbox and use my platform to we need to get bravo to stop and use my platform to we need to get Bravo to stop split screening the episode with the beginning of Watch What Happens Live like

because the last yes the last 15 seconds or whatever it was of Real Housewives of New Jersey last night was the most pertinent to the situation peak of the episode to be continued and I'm literally squinting trying to see because I need to look at Watch What Happens Live where there's not even people there it's two fucking monitors monitors though oh my god it was like when the show is normal and there's people and it's like a little background behind the scenes green room moment like what okay fine whatever monitors like i'm it's how has no one at the bravo network watched their own channel to see that this makes no sense how do we remedy this issue seriously who do we talk to i don't know like i just i was i ranted it on my Instagram story last night.

I made a really funny meme that I sent to you, and then you never answered me. Okay, I was eyes rolling behind my head, had 11 margaritas, but I didn't understand what you were talking about until you just explained it. So now do you understand my meme and it's funny? Yeah, no, it's hysterical.

I actually didn't realize that you made it. I thought you found it on the internet. No, I made it. So I'll post it and funny yeah no it's hysterical I actually didn't realize that you made it I thought like you found it on the internet no I made it so I'll post it and we could share to the toast and then maybe like you know we could get some because we're not we're definitely not the only people who are so bothered by this here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna troll LinkedIn find a few people who work at programming like on Bravo corporate and I'm gonna find their personal Instagrams and I'll tag them in the media because last night's episode was really good but it all came to a head in the last minute like they were all having dinner down at the Jersey Shore everyone's down there. Is Jackie there? Jackie's there Teresa's there so apparently Dolores has a shore house it's around the corner from Melissa's

so Dolores Teresa and Jennifer are staying there where Melissa Jackie and Margaret are staying at Melissa's so nothing happened until they all got to dinner and Jackie was like ignoring ignoring ignoring Teresa and Teresa is just you know Teresa out of control like really wouldn't like let it go and things started to really boil over Teresa once she realized she wasn't getting far with Jackie then you know brought up that Joe Benigno said at guys night. Oh, fuck. That he had heard the rumor too. Margaret said, like Margaret got so mad,

but she said he never heard that rumor. And then she said in her confessional, he never heard that rumor because I never heard that rumor. And I actually, I believe her. I don't think that she would lie. Margaret's not a liar. I don't think that she would lie in her confessional. So like she said, Joe gets like stuff mixed up all the the time and so I'm sure there's probably a logical explanation and that he did not hear

that rumor in his house like he said honestly I really believe Margaret but Joe Benigno saying that is like Teresa's get out of jail free card oh of course but then so she can't let it go Teresa brought that up at the dinner just like resurface everything whereas like Jackie was already like move like she wasn't going to talk about it anymore and even when she brought it up like Jackie really wasn't taking the bait but Margaret got so like he did say like that's not true and then um it turned into sort of like a thing about Teresa because she had literally like disrespected everyone at the table already that night of course except for Dolores and Jennifer and she goes around the table asking everyone like am I an asshole and am I an asshole?

Or whatever it was she said. And then eventually she says to Jackie, like, because Jackie's like, we don't have to be friends. Like, we don't have to talk. It's fine. And she's like, good, good, because I have confidence and you don't. And I can't, I don't, I'm not like friends with people who don't have confidence. And Jackie said, Jackie said, where'd you get your confidence?

In jail. Oh, shut the fuck up. Are you serious? I'm serious. And then it was like, everyone's up and at him. And that's what caused it? And that's when the screen split. And that's when the screen split.

She fucking said that shit. She said that shit. Wow, she's fucking ballsy. Because even though I hate Teresa, i'm low-key afraid of her like i would never say like i where did you get your confidence jail yeah and then of course theresa like was like yeah i went to jail so what and but then it started just to get really heated um but jackie has taken this thing like so far this thing with Teresa. And also because Teresa has not given her a choice. And so at this point now she has to see it through.

There's no walking on eggshells around Teresa. There's no not saying what she's actually thinking. Like she's just going for it. Because she's either going to win or lose. Like she will be out because of this or she or Teresa will be. Like only one woman can say. And now it's all it's everything is on the mat yeah and I would have like said that like this might be the the thing that gets Teresa

Giudice out of the picture but I don't know Jackie is like not handling this in the way that I thought she would and I thought she could she she's like the only person who could take Teresa but I don't think it's gonna happen yeah and you know what it's like even if Jackie wins and say Teresa were to be off the show that still doesn't make Jackie a good housewife for like the next season you know but like Teresa will always be around saying some crazy shit and like starting stuff so I don't see I don't see it going that way, but it's just like there needs to be. Yeah. A way to get through to her. She's so thick-headed, thick skull, whatever.

Yeah, yeah. And then also things were coming up because they're all at the shore and they're doing like a celebration of life for No-No. And so they were showing a lot of flashbacks, like everything that Teresa's been through this year. And Dolores was like, you know, this woman has been through so much she went to jail she lost both of her parents like divorce and it's really true and she's like and not that many people would like be able to be as strong as she's been and like get through it in this way that's true and it's like

it does sort of bring you back to this place like okay maybe we should keep giving her a pass i know it's like this impossible thing because it's like okay if i hear one more time teresa's been through so much i'm like yeah i know but then you see it it's like damn she really has been through so much and it's like maybe part of being able to get through that for her was putting up these walls and these defense mechanisms that makes it impossible to talk to her you know like right maybe she is this way of being, you know, thick-skulled because, like, she's had to become that way in order to get through the last five years.

No, I think that's a really mature perspective, like, and it's quite, it's a possibility that that's why it is what it is. Right, but that doesn't mean I want to be her friend. No, I know, and then it's also like, okay, we're grown women, like, we just have to behave. Yeah, but, I know and then it's also like okay we're grown women like we just have to behave yeah but I mean now it's so annoying we say this every fucking season but it feels like now in real life Teresa's in a season of her life where it's like no more like there's no more um training wheels on like right you know you are happy you have a new man you have a new house so like maybe next season right we can expect more from her but like I really don't think so I think that's like

foolish to think I think that's foolish as well um but I just didn't see for myself like Real Housewives of New Jersey being so good this season and I just want to you know get on my soapbox and say how grateful I am like I, I just, we really needed that. Yeah, we did. And tonight is Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Oh, yes. It's just like, I didn't see this for myself, like an emotional night. Like, it used to be The Bachelor, like a fucking annoying ass night every week.

And now instead it's like an emotional night of the week. No, I'm really excited. But with every episode, it's like one less episode, you know? I do know. Well, that is all she wrote i she didn't have she didn't write much today no it was a short show it was my super short show yes it was but we'll be back tomorrow um audio only obviously and we'll and we'll hit you with everything you need to know before the weekend thank you guys so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories

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