The Toast - S4 Ep56: Mike Tattersfield Said "It's Not That Deep": Monday, March 29th, 2021

Episode Date: March 29, 2021

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Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning shows. Happy Monday. Jackie and I are so excited to be back in studio. Spring has sprung. Spring sprung while we were gone. We are so spring and so pleany today. That's always how it happens. You take one foot out of New York, spring sprungs itself all over the place. Spring. But we're very coordinated today. I love your cardigan. Thank you. I might steal it. Yeah, no, it's just something I bought, you know, shopping like I might steal it yeah no it's um just something I bought you know shopping like I do like just the lady that I am literally so cute no it was like what I am a very specific type of shopper like I shop online I buy things in multiple sizes I come usually I hate it sometimes this was something I've never done before like walked into Bloomingdale's picked it

up and bought it I didn't even try it on if you're gonna shop in person that's really the way to go and so that's how I shop now like I just buy I don't try on and I buy things that I know are gonna fit like nothing too complex yeah because those fitting room situations are just tragic and they're hurtful no that's the thing it's like I have to protect myself and I think the best way of doing that is never setting foot in a like a department store fitting fitting room ever again like I will go home try it on in the comfort of my own home with my peaceful home and my good lighting, and then I will return tomorrow to return the items if that's necessary. Right, but it has to be really bad for me to return it.

Like, even if it looks a little weird on me, I'm like, I'll wear it. No, because honestly, so much of the clothing that I buy is for the show, and, like, I can wear certain things sitting like this that I couldn't wear out and about, out to dinner. A hundred percent. Like this outfit today does not look good standing up. Same. But I think we'll look good sitting down because like it's the midsection area that gets hidden on this show which is like so fabulous for us. Right. So this is. But then we take the post show pic. I know. I need to address something. I know. Because the last show that we did, I wore that big pink leather jacket. You probably don't remember it. Let me look at the photo. The photo is a disgrace. And someone sent me a screenshot of myself in the YouTube stream. And I thought that they photoshopped it to make my shoulders

look really big, to make it like funny. And then I looked at the YouTube stream and that's actually what I looked like. I look like a clown. Oh yeah. And I just want to say. But the thing is. That was bad and I'm sorry. No and it's fine you know I actually got many compliments that day about my outfit. People really saying red is my color. But about your outfit. Okay would I ever wear this? No. And does it look good? No. Doesn't look bad. But I have so much respect for that the chance you take and I'm never gonna make fun of someone's outfit when they're just trying to take a chance you know thank you if you just want to have a good laugh go to the YouTube stream that day I thought that they made my shoulders really wide to be like that linebacker vibe no it wasn't even that it's like uh when Kanye wore that um

oh yeah and like when Tom Brady at the games they wear those like huge puffer coats that's literally what it was so you just want to apologize and I I tried to correct myself today. As long as you're always trying to do better like there's no problem with that. No truly truly. Um we hope you guys enjoyed the podcast episodes last week. I really enjoyed taking um some time away from the studio even though we had literally just gotten back but we're back now for the foreseeable future. Might need to pick up and go to Puerto Rico at some point this week, but we'll see. You just, you never know what could happen. And that's the thing with like, you know, I don't want to say post-COVID, but like in the transitional period out of COVID,

like you truly never know when you're just gonna have to like pick up and go to Puerto Rico and like hit the casino. And I'm just letting you know, I have no plans to. I was actually maybe gonna go to Puerto Rico tomorrow, but I decided against it. Oh, that's hysterical. We should coordinate dates because I do have something coming up and that might be a good time for you to go. Oh, okay.

But also like feel free to go anywhere, anytime. Just bring your podcast mic. That's all we ask. Of course. And I actually love like waking. I know you don't love waking up and like podcasting and like in your underwear, but I live for it. That is my natural state.

And you execute the best work when you're like looking stunning beautiful stunning and smart I execute my best work when like my hair is in a knot and like I haven't showered in four days and you're like hungover yeah because I just have like no fucks left to give and it gives me like this new podcasting like outlook if that makes sense it's so interesting I'm the complete opposite because as you know I need delineation so important to delineate so important um I don't know if it's a story but they freed the Suez it's our number one story because it is like the story of the world and every if you weren't talking about the

Suez canal at your Seder like what were you talking about oh my god first of all I have two things to tell you what you know what I learned about my in-laws first of all we talked about the Suez like the whole time and like because we talked about it on the toast, like, I was kind of, like, the smartest one there. Yeah. Did you talk about the Dutch Naval Expedition? No. I talked about Captain Sloan. But then I found out something about my in-laws that is so insane that I, the second they said it, I'm like, I have to share this on the toast.

Okay. Because we're always swapping TV shows. You know, I told them to watch, we talk about Alan V. Farrow. Like, we were just talking about TV shows, what we suggest to them. I told them to watch College Admission Scandal. And you know what show they've told me they've been loving? They're like, have you watched the new Lisa Vanderbilt show? No.

Overserved? I'm like, Bruce, Ava, are you really watching that? They love it. And I'm like, do you know how low the ratings were? You were literally like 1% of the people who watched it. They love it. Okay. I know.

It was a huge problem. That is a problem. I didn't get into it because it was a holiday and I didn't want to, you know, start a fight. Yeah, put a damper on it. I mean, but you also could give it a chance. Like, I've moved on from the Lisa Vanderpump drama. So have I, for the most part. And I'm clean slate.

And so I don't think I don't see myself watching it. I literally haven't turned on my TV in days. I've been on such a reading kick plus now I'm reading the book for the redheads. I just like TV who? Have not turned my TV on once this entire weekend. Read two books on by the same author but like gave me such different feelings from both of them. I read Hopeless, which you and I talked about. By Colleen Hoover, you guys. I don't know if I would recommend it, especially like huge trigger warning around like child abuse and rape.

I don't know if I would recommend it. It was not my favorite. I mean, since you recommended that book to me, it was the last recommendation I took from her. Okay, I'm glad that it wasn't because last night, I would not go to bed until I finished this book. It Ends With Us, also by Colleen Hoover. Five Hoover five five you know I only give fives to like three books five five five I loved it so much oh my god it was so should I read it Jackie well you know

Colleen Hoover like also writes like erotica verity so there is like a good amount of erotica but it's really like it's not at all what you expect is it it teenagers? No it's grown grown. Okay. Well she there's like flashbacks to something that happened in her teenage years. That's fine. It was so sweet. I loved it so much. I couldn't stop thinking about it. I dreamt about it. I was thinking about it all morning when I was getting ready. I loved it and I heard that's also one of the books that got picked up to make a movie but they say that about every book. I know so it's hard to get your hopes up so try not to but that is really good to know. I know. So it's hard to get your hopes up. So try not to. But that is really good to know. I finished The Other Bowling Girl. I don't think I had finished it on Friday.

I think you did. Oh, maybe not. I think I had like 5% left. It was amazing. Obviously, I'm so excited to watch the movie. I'm going to space them out a little bit. I loved the book so much. And now I'm going to continue on my tear, you know, down into the Tudor era. but I had to start the redheads because we're recording tomorrow detransition baby it's so good I'm 50% of the way through I'm so curious to see what happens like it's it's really interesting so it's never too late to become a redhead just gonna say that that's crazy you know we're always on the same page um speaking of crazy I had the craziest experience like this morning that I just need to share because like the city is getting so small. Oh, no.

So Zach and I came home from vacation last week. And when we came out of the airport, we got into what we thought was our car. And then we're like, bags are in, like we're in. We needed to give the address. And he was like, ma'am, this is an Arby's. He's like East Hampton. We're like, oh, no. So like him and Zach like got mad at each other that he was mad at usam this is an Arby's he's like East Hampton we're like oh no oh so like

him and Zach like got mad at each other that he was mad at us for getting in the wrong car Zach was mad at him for like not checking not checking but it's like it's both our faults whatever no it's common our car was the one right behind it so we get in the car and they had like weird beef as everyone was like unloading the luggage and I'm like this is something that happens often it's really not a big deal we pull out of the airport we're driving down the street and Zach realizes he left his laptop in the first car I literally like turn around they were just pulling out behind us so I ran out of the car down the street and I like knocked on the window I'm like is there a laptop in the car and the passenger who had gotten in after us she was like a young girl she was so

sweet she like found the laptop and gave it to me and the driver starts yelling at me he's like i should charge you i'm like for what i was like don't be like that it was a mistake on both our parts because i was really the only level-headed one in the situation like my adrenaline was pumping like crazy running down the street to get this laptop who did you run into the girl no i got the laptop and he's like yelling at me he should charge me but i don't even know you and if if it had if he had realized any later like we would have never seen it again because i don't even know what company his car was from like his name like whatever this morning my uber pulls up no and it's him no it's him did he remember you I don't think so because I looked like a beast at the airport and today I was like

all done but literally the entire time in the car I was like trying to figure out could it be that's such a coincidence but it was the same car the interior was the same the same glass he looked exactly the same it was fucking him oh my god that's a bug out especially since we were just talking about like getting in the same car twice yeah no ever since in the last like I guess a year the city has just become so small. Yeah. I am always getting into the same Ubers. Like, I get the same drivers. I'm like, what's good, counts? I literally, like, never get the same drivers.

That's so crazy. Isn't that so crazy? Woo, chilling. Yeah, and, like, he had no idea where we lived, so. Right. It's not like. He's not talking to you. I don't think, I don't know if he knew.

But you're so identifiable. I know, but I was, like, no makeup, sweats, hair in a bun, and, like, today I was, like if he knew. But you're so identifiable. I know, but I was like, no makeup, sweats, hair in a bun. And today I was hair done. To you, it's a huge difference. To the average person, it's like, oh, she put her hair down. It's like Hannah Montana. No, literally. It's not that big of a transition.

Yeah, okay. It's like Clark Kent with some of his glasses. Right, exactly. It's like Hilary Duff at the ball. It's Hilary Duff with the mask like you look the same yeah no it's literally Brandy and Cinderella yeah um but that is a crazy story like we ended on such bad terms it's not even like something funny we could be like were you the one because then you would have been like get out and charge me you'll know if he remembers you based on the

rating he gave you oh I mean I was a model customer today as I always am as I was last I wasn't in the drama you were just being reasonable I was I was so I'm nothing if not reasonable oh my god that is so crazy so crazy that is a wild story gotta love New York so that's where I'm at anything anything else you want to share about your weekend how was your we had seders this weekend oh yeah happy Passover everyone the seder bops were sickening the seders were lovely we had a great seder on saturday night so nice to be with the family so nice to sing the songs of our people no it literally the seder our seder in particular has so much ruach so much energy spirit wind and that's what ruach actually means ruach translate to wind but it really means spirit, energy.

Joie de vivre, zeitgeist. And we had so much joie de vivre at our first Seder at Olivia's. And then last night I went to Ben's parents. You held a small Seder without me. Yeah, no, your absence was felt, but it was a lovely evening. And Theo's absence was felt. Magnolia and Bruno were in heaven. You know know of all the jewish holidays i really don't mind passover aside from the whole bread thing because that's actually always harder than i remember the actual festivities the satyrs i love yeah no i never like think about passover that

much and then when we're in it i'm like i love this yeah and like passover gets a bad rap because you have to do the satyr before the meal so you think it's so much longer than it is but like once you get older you realize it's actually not that long yeah but also like some people go for like four hours i don't know but we read every word in the book no but we also don't pick up afterwards oh right that's what after shulchan aref right we miss chagad yeah well we did chagad yeah last night and um anime uh miyodea which is the best fucking one. I forgot. Like, that one brings me back to, like, my school, you know, fifth grade.

You know who would crush Chagat Yaw? Theo? Mason Ramsey. Because it's like a yodel. It's a yodel. That's actually a really good call. You know he also just joined TikTok. I saw he posted a video.

And he went on a podcast that wasn't ours. Right. Hate to see it. It's actually like so disrespectful. I know. But you know, maybe when like... He's also like getting old. Also, you know what? I was going to say,

maybe when things like start to go back to normal and celebs come back to New York for press, that maybe he'll come on the show. But I feel like that's starting to happen now and Addison Rae kicked it off yeah but I also think people are never going to be going on like as many press tours as they once were because you can really do everything from home yes for sure but like Addison Rae's recent press tour in New York like was so buzzy she's so and that and that buzz you can't get from home that's

actually very very like her walking in and out of the studio boom boom like I just it made me miss those days and I think they're on their way back I actually think that's a good call that was like a good kickoff yeah Addison is everywhere oh my god and she's not only she everywhere but she is everything of the sort and I'm such like a fan and loving watching her just like blossom no I agree I'm loving watching her ascend yeah when you look at old videos of her it's like she looks like a completely different person like she really got like the Hollywood treatment remember her long blonde hair yes but she still like she doesn't look I'm not saying I'm not saying like plastic surgery yeah she just looks like

the no it's like when you go from being a contestant on The Bachelor to the lead of The Bachelorette. Exactly. Exactly. So I'm just so proud of her and I don't even know her. Same. I was feeling very proud of her as well. Her performance on Kimmel was sickening. It was Fallon. Same thing. So sick. Yeah, it was. I mean, those dance dance moves those pants like she's just like gorgeous we're foolishly mod to Addison Rae yeah get well soon because you sickened the performance down totally um but we have a great show for you guys today you should get into everything Real Housewives of Atlanta was on last night there's no bachelor on tonight let's celebrate I think maybe I'll go out to dinner to celebrate you should I know I think maybe should plan something like a little like small gno oh I'm gonna be reading to celebrate. You should. I know. I think maybe I should plan something, like a little, like, small GNO. Oh, I'm going to be reading to celebrate because I have to finish the book by tomorrow. So I guess it means, like, all the redheads are out.

The redheads are out, but the redheads are in on Tuesday. We're going to dinner after we record if you want to join us. I know. Just, like, kind of like my outfit. So I'm like, I need to repurpose it. Wear it again tomorrow. It's not like you're really going to sit in this all day. Maybe I should.

You're going to get right back to bed. Right back. I actually leave my pajamas folded at the end of my bed so I can get back in them after the toast. I like, I've really gotten into the most unhealthy routine this past year. And I don't know, and I'm sure a lot of people can relate to this. Like, I don't know how I'm going to get out of it. Like, I can't believe I used to work like full days. Like we used to be running around town, gallivanting, meetings, meetings, meetings, lunch, meetings, meetings, meetings. Now it's literally like bed,

couple meetings on my phone that take like so little effort. And I just don't know how to unlearn that. Yeah, I think you've got to start slow. So maybe do something today. You know, I really need to like start doing stuff. Come to dinner with us tomorrow night. Okay.

But it's like after a certain point oh my god i forgot to tell you so me and ben are laying in bed last night and we're like it is so bright in here and i'm like it's a full moon so like i think that the moon must be like close to our window like i'm literally making stuff up because i don't even know why it's so bright and we open our curtains which we never do in our bedroom like our curtains like permanently stay closed because we're always asleep and there there is, like, this new skyscraper right next to my building that has a light. You know how a couple buildings have, like,

colorful lights that change? Yeah, like the Empire State. Yeah. It's literally right next to our... All night. Green to blue to red to orange. Ben was letting it bother him so much. Like, it didn't bother me that much,

but like certain, like when it turned green, it was so bright. When it turned red, it was kind of like nice and moody. I felt like one of those TikTokers with the LED lights. Yeah, but red light.

But it's so, it's like the most bizarre thing ever. I swear the building was not there. That's crazy. You're going to have to get blackout changed. A week ago, I know.

Wow. Crazy, right? Skyscrapers. Skyscrapers. Okay, now. Now I think we can get into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And would it be an episode of The Morning Toast if it wasn't brought to you by Bruch?

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Yes, this is a great day for the De La Seps' everywhere. Shipping traffic through Egypt's Suez Canal resumed on Monday after a giant container ship, which had been blocking the busy waterway for almost a week, was refloated, the canal authority said. The 400-meter-long Ever Given became jammed diagonally across the southern section of the canal in high winds early last Tuesday, halting traffic on the shortest shipping route between Europe and Asia. So it's been about six days of halted Suez Canal, and now she's free, and now they're working to get all the ships.

There was like hundreds of ships waiting in line 369 vessels oh my god yeah and the sad part was like all the animals on board like they didn't bring enough food for the animals but I did read that like Egypt and the other countries were sending supplies and vets but it's still like a goat is not meant to be on a boat for that long you know yeah yeah no goat boat goat boat no no no so I'm glad that this has this was like getting really stressful no I know and it was like this thing we all kind of you know it's like everyone knows the Suez Canal because it's like something that you have to learn in middle school that just like sticks with you and so I feel like everyone's like social studies course was like coming back up yeah no I've never really felt like anything I learned in social studies was valuable

up until now yeah because I know that the Suez Canal is a major trading route major major trading route so I'm happy for the routes and I'm happy for the boats and I'm happy for the canals yeah I'm really happy that this has has worked itself out me too but um it was kind of fun to like I'll be talking about the same thing for one moment you know yeah and like for like until it was unstuck I was like is it ever gonna be unstuck what are they gonna do no and honestly people on TikTok were coming up with their own ideas for how to resolve the problem and I'm not gonna lie like people had some bomb ass ideas like one of? Like one of the best ones I saw was like, because it was stuck diagonally. So you chain the front of the boat and you chain the back of the boat on land to like huge semi trucks.

And the trucks both drive in different directions, thus taking the diagonal boat from this to this. Do you know what I mean? Yes, that sounds like it would work, but could the trucks pull the weight of that boat? I don't know what you would use on the land to, but also you don't have to pull the full weight because it's in the water. So like it would be less, but still I thought that was a good idea.

That's very interesting. I don't know that much about like the issue itself and how it can definitely be avoided in the future, but I just feel like the ships are too damn big. Yeah, no, when I saw a picture of the boat, like with all those crates, and if you think of those crates are the size of people's homes. Yeah, no, when I saw a picture of the boat, like with all those crates, and if you think of, those crates are the size of people's homes.

Like, you know those shipping crates, like the cargo crates? And they are piled the fuck up on this boat. I'm like, for scale, I couldn't even picture how big it was. It's longer than the Empire State Building. Right, because those cargo crates. That's insane.

Those cargo crates are huge. Like, that's the size of a regular boat. Like, it was just, like to see them them all stacked up like really shook me. Yeah. And I just I don't know much about shipping and this might be a controversial thought. I just don't think we need boats that big. But like maybe we do because there's just so much cargo that needs to be around like sent. Carded. Yeah. Carded. Yeah. Carried. Yeah. So I just I think this is a lesson for the cargo industry. I think this they're definitely snatch or learn your lesson. Yeah. So I just, I think this is a lesson for the cargo industry. I think this, they're definitely snatch or learn your lesson. Yeah.

And I hope that they learn something from this. I don't know what the lesson is, but there is one. There is. And that's the thing with any situation, any challenge in life. There's always a lesson to be learned. And I'm not sure what the one is here, but I'm sure we'll find out soon. Yeah. No, and it's not a mistake if you learn something from it.

Wow, that's actually beautiful. Even though this seems like a really big mistake. Huge. Like six days, 369 ships. Huge. I read a statistic that every hour that shipping was halted is a loss of $400 million. For who? For like the shipping. For Jeff Bezos? Yeah, every hour that Suez is blocked costs the global economy an estimated $400 million. Oh, that includes us. Oh, no. I'm not losing $400 million. Unacceptable.

Not today. Fix the problem. Fix the problem now. Now it's fixed. Well, happy for everyone in the Suez. Hope this doesn't happen again. Hope's naturally learned her lesson. So important. Are you ready for our next story?

Some really happy news about one of our favorite guys. Who? Jason Derulo is expecting his first child with his girlfriend, Jenna. Jenna, I saw on TikTok. She's like so stunning. I love this. I'm so happy for them. On Sunday, she announced that they are expecting their first child together.

Couldn't be more excited for this new chapter in our life. He wrote on Instagram. So fucking cute. I think that one of the great like come not comebacks but rebrands of our generation was what Jason Derulo did for himself um on TikTok it's so wildly he has 40 million followers that's crazy it's so impressive his songs like perform so well in the charts because like they just blow up on TikTok savage love you know yeah so I'm like I'm constantly impressed by his willingness to just like evolve yeah I feel that way but speaking of TikTok has Addison's song like been all over

like is there a dance for it like there is but it's not like viral it's just like it feels very like promotional oh really yeah what's the clip like what's the when i said me too and i said me too that that's the part people are using but like i can't stress enough how it's like really not being used that much okay like there's really no like trend behind it okay but you know what song is going viral on tiktok better than revenge by taylor swift which it's just exciting oh that's exciting you know it it's not Taylor's version. What are people doing with it? Okay, so they use a part of the song,

The story starts when it was hot and it was summer And I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him. And they show a picture of them and their boyfriends. And then she came alone, got him alone, and then it's a picture of the girl with the girl best friend. And then she took him faster than you could say sabotage, and then a picture of the best friend and the boyfriend. So actually, I'm going to do the trend because I went through something similar. I'll show you pictures later, like you'll see.

Oh, OK. Yeah, I'm excited. Actually, I had the idea last night and I was so tired. I really wanted to turn over and make the TikTok. But my book just like knocked me out and I had to go to bed. Was it about Maverick? No. OK.

But it's like along those lines, like it's a joke. Oh, I'm so excited. I just don't want to say it because I want to? No. Okay. But it's like along those lines like it's a joke. Oh I'm so excited. Yeah. I just don't want to say because like I want to get the TikTok up but also now that I'm here follow me on TikTok. I hit 100,000 followers so now I'm officially like not the biggest loser on TikTok. You are. Oh my god. I'm not on TikTok. No you're not on TikTok. So like I'm not in the game. No but for the longest time like I was the official biggest loser on TikTok because I had like no followers and I tried so hard. Now I at least have, like, the three digits, 100K.

Yeah, that's respectable. Oh, you have no idea, like, what a huge relief it was for me. Maybe, I don't know, but, like, maybe you need to rethink your TikTok strategy. No, I definitely do. So let's rethink it. I just, like, really need to bring the energy that I bring like on my Instagram stories to the TikTok community yeah because I see the most basic TikToks that it's just like a thought and some no it's not even it's a sentence of a thought and then like you put it with a green screen and you

like say your thought with also the caption of the thought it's just like a funny tweet yeah no I have to figure it out but I'm glad I made it this far thank you to everyone who's been sticking with me and I promise I will do better. Okay. I just think like maybe we could strategize, brainstorm. I need to talk to Jason Derulo. And like whoever edits his TikToks like is amazing. 100%. And honestly, whoever edits his TikToks, Pink hired.

Because I just hired, I just followed Pink on TikTok. And she like does literally everything Jason Derulo does. Like with the edits and stuff they obviously have the same editor um but she really only uses TikTok to promote her new song with her daughter which is not that good yeah no cover me in sunshine it just actually it actually really annoys me the song yeah things been spinning since the beginning the the self-promotion has to be so subliminal I know you I know. You need to do 100 videos for every one that's your own song. Yeah you know who does a good job is Bebe Rexha. Like

she mostly just participates in like TikTok culture and the trends but then also promotes her music every now and then. She does not. Perfect. Yeah she's actually I think a lot of celebrities should look to. Also Charlie Puth. Charlie Puth actually barely even promotes his work. I don't even know if he works but he just he's a TikToker he just talks like about how he has like 37 pianos in his house

like he actually does that's great and then he counted them for everyone that's crazy John Mayer just joined TikTok and you know

he's like this whole like I'm old I don't know how to do it but it's like funny and cute and he's also promoting new music

it doesn't last long John Mayer could like literally you know post blank videos with no sound and I would think it's genius

so we love that for him yeah also this trend of everyone who's like upset about middle parts and skinny jeans yeah so that's like a particular side of TikTok like I refuse to get on because it's so fucking stupid it's like Gen Z versus Millennials it's like Millennials wear skinny jeans and side parts where where Gen Z wears middle parts and like dad jeans so it's like if you like it's so stupid i actually so stupid i can't even get into like that whole like dialogue on tiktok because i refuse to even like associate myself i just have one thing to say wear your hair how you want to wear it and wear whatever jeans you like and to be honest like

maybe jeans are a generational thing but hair parts are not generational like it's so one size fits all like whatever works for you like your face shape your hair texture like it has nothing to do with generational it's so just based on who you are yeah what are you wearing a middle part right now it's like skewed a little yeah so my part has been creeping back towards the center for a few years when I I got a lob, it was like a side part lob. And then as my hair grows, I like keep moving my part back to the middle. But it's always like a little off center. I love a middle part so much.

Like a straight middle part. I'm getting back there like, but maybe that's just me trying to conform and be young. Maybe. Maybe that's like, I didn't even realize I was doing it. I refuse to accept that a middle part is a young person's thing. I've been wearing a middle part my whole life. I literally will never not wear a middle part. Yeah.

It's a tale as old as time. It's just a personal choice. Like it's not anything more deep than that. Yeah. I feel you. Well, you ready for our next story? Yeah. Some happy couple news.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker heat up at the UFC fight alongside Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. Barker heat up at a UFC fight alongside Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. This clip of like the celebrity row you know like of the UFC fight where they first show Megan and Megan Kelly and Machine Megan and Machine and then like they cut to Kourtney and Travis with the lollipops like I die and I have to say I think that this with Travis, plus her just now like pulling back a little bit on Kardashians, is going to be the best rebrand that Kourtney Kardashian, by the end of this year, I'm telling you, mark my words, will be like the best Kardashian.

I'm telling you, like I really feel the tides starting to turn. You'll feel that way about her? I think the culture, like the society will. I think everyone will always have their faves, but I do think her stock is rising. No, I think she's on like the society will. I think everyone will always have their faves, but I do think her stock is rising. No, I think she's on like a huge rebrand and she's going to be like a top tier, top three Kardashian. It's just a lot of things are happening also.

So who's going to move to the bottom? I don't know. I don't know if you saw, but they did that Andy Cohen show for real. I didn't watch. I didn't watch it either, but I saw clips going around where Kourtney basically says she feels like she's gotten an unfair edit on kardashians um but andy was like but you're a producer that's what he said and she was like yeah and like i feel

like i've made the best of like what we were given but she just feels like it wasn't an accurate representation of who she was so i think maybe in this next year we'll see the real Kourtney Kardashian. That's like, I don't buy that for one second. They have all these long-winded conversations. She talks so slowly. She does, she has so many confessional moments where she says absolutely nothing. Like why don't you pull from the confessional where you're saying what you think represents who you are? Yeah the thing is is that like I just generally don't like when people are like I got a bad at it, especially when you own the show.

No, no, no. I can understand I got a bad edit. And then you hear years later, like, this is what happened behind the scenes. And then you see it for what it is. But, like, there's no, like, the Kardashians choose how they come off on the show. They have so many confessionals that, like, they have so much time to fill. Yeah. You could fill it with the stuff that you want us to see.

No, but instead we're getting fake storylines about MJ dating Scott you know no but like those Kourtney's confessions are so infuriating because she doesn't say anything and she talks so slowly yeah if she had something she wanted us to know like there's a time and place whatever I was trying to say positive things about Kourtney so I think that this relationship is like so good for her image and like as well as so is this season so is this season yeah so I just think it's like actually like a really good kind of month to be Kourtney Kardashian is it just me or like did we say that they were going to go on a double date a few weeks ago I think we like compared their energy I don't know if we ever no we did because Travis Barker and Machine Gun Kelly like they wrote that song together and they have make them we did we totally said that Lala and Randall will come soon but like

Lala you know is a new mom so they were obviously busy oh yeah yeah and I think that that's next and we said that what a sixsome no like just like watching the four of them like interact separately as couples like with the lollipops like was the bit like the serotonin boost of the century like it was just like we're used to seeing Kourtney Kardashian in like very controlled environments like the show which she controls her Instagram just kind of seeing her like in her natural state like it was like kind of awkward those things always are like at basketball games they leave the camera on the celebrities for like a little too long yeah um but like it was just very it was so interesting yeah i'm watching it right now like they're just sucking on the lollipops and

she like turns her head away and then this guy's like acting a fool in the back um and you know who else was at that ufc game was matt james oh with who with the guy acting a fool in the back. And you know who else was at that UFC game was Matt James. Oh, with who? With the guy who's dancing in the back of Courtney. I think he was there with Matt, but they were sitting somewhere else. Oh, interesting. That guy looks familiar. Yeah, so I actually have like a lot of questions

about what's going on with Matt James. Yeah, he like removed all of his Instagram. Put up like a tweet like March 24th. What day is it? Yeah no it was like March 21st and it's March 29th. It's well past the date. So what did we get? I agree I have a lot of questions. So like now you're just like showing up at celebrity events but we have things that need to be cleared up. No it's like you're erasing your whole Instagram like a la Colton Underwood. I don't know that that's the model. So I think when anyone does that it's so dramatic but like when a straight man does it it's even more dramatic and unnecessary.

It's so dramatic. Like unless you're like Taylor Swift can't come to the phone right now, changing your whole brand vibe and energy, there's no reason to delete all your pictures. A lot of musicians delete all their social when they have like a new era, which I still think is dramatic, but okay. Okay, but it's dramatic. But like, do you have a new era?

Right. What's next? Right. Matt? I don't know. We'll find out. But speaking of someone who's always having a new era, Miley Cyrus was spotted out and about with Youngblood getting cozy.

Okay. Miley and Youngblood got cozy Thursday night out at the Rainbow Bar Grill on Thursday in LA. Photos from the outing revealed. Also, it looked as though perhaps she had been drinking again after letting us know that she has not been drinking. Right, the articles that I saw were like more concerned. It's like Miley's on a bender.

And again, there's literally no way to know if that's true or not. Yeah, but she had spoken and she spoke to Rolling Stone in the cover story about how she got sober when she was halfway into 26 then by 27 she was pretty much fully sober then like a lot of people during the pandemic I fell off it was really a struggle mental health and anxiety and all that she said to the publication but then she was back on being sober for five weeks but then she was spotted taking shots got it okay well i just like wish her the best hopefully she knows like she's in control of um what do you think about this new relationship who the hell is young blood i mean all i know is young blood say you want me say you want me how do you like and i'm just a dead man walking tonight. That's all I know also. But he's like a music producer.

He works with Lady Gaga. Like, I don't know what he looks like. He just reminds me of G-Eazy. By the way. Because he dated Halsey, that's why. And this story, like, not that I know them personally, but it gives me G-Eazy, Demi Lovato vibes. Like, taking advantage of, like, a situation.

I've been meaning to watch Demi Lovato's documentary because it's literally everywhere and Demi Lovato was on Joe Rogan yes I know I saw a couple clips um I'm just like it's like a lot of Demi like this last week and I'm just like trying to pick and choose no and also like a Joe Rogan episode like three hours it's a lot of anyone and so I don't know how I saw And so I don't know how, I saw a couple. I think I'll just watch a documentary. I saw a couple clips too. And I, I can't imagine that they were like the best of the episode because I found

them to like what she was saying. Like, I feel like there are better things. No. And at some point, like on a very small scale, I went through this with my book. Like you're promoting a project,

like you're keep hitting the same points. So it's like, okay, you can read all the magazine interviews and watch all the podcasts but at the end of the day she's saying the same thing in every single one but the thing about like going on Joe Rogan at three hours like you're you're going far beyond what the usual talking points were and the clips that I saw felt like just the talking points so that's why I was like oh I don't know if I need to watch it but then he said it was a great interview and I guess I'm sure it is yeah by the way Joe Rogan's like since September like officially went to Spotify exclusive and I feel like I haven't heard that much like like his podcast don't make as much buzz anymore I just think that's interesting that is interesting but also I don't think he's had

like as big of guests as he used to because of the pandemic and he moved to like Austin or yeah and I guess when he does have someone that like you would care about you hear about it. Yeah no I just um I was like oh where is Joe Rogan? Where has he been? And then I remember he's on Spotify. Yeah. Exclusively. So that's that's what's up. You know um I am gonna watch Demi's documentary because what I've been hearing about it like it does sound really good but it's a it's just like a lot of information, you know, from Demi coming out this month. Yeah.

Did you listen to her new song, Dancing with the Devil? I did. Yeah. She's a great musician. Yeah. She's a great musician. No one can sing songs about herself like Demi.

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No, so I think it was last week they announced that if you go in and show your vaccine card, you'll get a free donut, which just for a number of reasons like doesn't make a ton of sense yeah but i do appreciate the positive yeah enthusiasm and encouraging people to get vaccinated because it's so important that we all do like the intention was there it was so pure krispy kreme is catching flack for its latest promotion that offers a free original glaze oh they didn't say it was original glazed, donut to any customer who shows their COVID vaccination card. Last Monday, the chain announced that the offer is available at locations nationwide. However, many social media users called out Krispy Kreme in the following days and pointed out that obesity is a growing problem for

Americans and is a risk factor for COVID-19. Actually, recent studies have shown that it's actually very much correlated to severe COVID cases. So the CEO responded and said, we're a sweet treat company. And if sweet treat and if folks don't want to visit a donut shop, they don't have to. Oh, I kind of live for that response approach. Like like if you want a donut, eat one. If you don't go, fuck yourself. By the way, I was not you know, we live in like we live in a time where corporations are so conflict averse like if there's a snip of controversy they literally release a whole statement and donate a million dollars to a charity but the fact that this guy was like we serve donuts like what the fuck do you want me to do we're just trying to help like i kind of live for that yes he further pushed back against the criticism instead what's his name um his name is tattersfield uh mike tattersfield the ceo boyfriend boyfriend material dream job boyfriend

material he said that if i don't know what he looks like he said that if folks want to get a vaccine if they decide to combine a krispy kreme pickup for a donut they can that's how we look at it generosity no and that's the thing it's like at the end of the day like we are all adults like we make our own decisions is forcing you no one's shoving a donut in your mouth while you get the vaccine like it's not mutually exclusive so like okay yes optics wise it's like a little silly to be giving donuts but you know what like people are free to make their own fucking decisions and if i want a donut i'm just gonna go get one a hundred percent i just need to see what this guy looks like because if he's hot like that's like seriously it's game over for Ben no literally and Maverick

okay images oh no not Maverick oh my god he's so cute oh my god he's like a p-jom nation cutie oh my god you know who he looks like and it's so ironic do you remember that episode of Sex and the City where Miranda meets the guy at Weight Watchers and then like they don't end up dating because he's like so self-conscious about like his body. He kind of reminds me of him. Yeah, he's a mad cutie. Oh my God.

I drop off a lot of donuts to the health care system. They're very appreciative given the days that they have to work. Yeah. People are always looking for a little sweet treat break. It's okay. Also, I just want to say, um, like the living for this response. The Krispy Kreme original glazed donut is worth the calories I agree like of all the sweet treats in the country like it's a no-nonsense donut it's

top five probably the best dessert money can buy a hundred percent what else would I put up there like really like kind of savory desserts I would put like a fresh crispy cream like right out of the oven up there I personally would put um this is just a personal favorite of mine, the banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery. Okay, I wouldn't, but a lot of people would. Unparalleled. I agree. You know what else I would put? This is very niche. I think maybe some of our Fort Lauderdale toasters will know what I'm talking about. And this restaurant hasn't been in business in 15 years. The Tall House Cookie Pie from Beverly Hills Cafe in Fort Lauderdale. Very niche, very random.

Best dessert I've ever had to this day. I can literally taste it in my mouth. Like I'm so, it's so familiar. We used to eat there all the time when we were kids. Yeah. Is the Beverly Hills, are there any locations of the Beverly Hills Cafe open? Because that was- I'm sure there are so many places called the Beverly Hills Cafe.

I know, but that was like the best chain of restaurants. I think in my opinion, in all of South South Florida between the bread basket and then the dessert I dream of that place all the time I also just have like so many fond memories you know of being like a family with two parents like it was just like I think like when I die like the you know I feel like heaven is just like a road like a street with like all your favorite places like I think the Beverly Hills Cafe will be in stop number heaven and like our whole family will be there like dad like I think that going ham on the bread basket and then the tall house cookie pie like it's so good so I'd put that up there I would also put um this is also very niche the it's parv chocolate souffle from

Estihana do you remember Estihana no oh my god it was like this random kosher Chinese restaurant um whatever back to Krispy Kreme I love this man and hopefully us praising them on the podcast means tomorrow like a box of donuts will arrive at our door because that's the only reason I'm doing it no I mean we're doing it because that's how you feel you know I like I but you're bringing it back to it just in case they were like would these girls want Krispy Kreme yes I have a lot of respect for people who like get backlash and like just kind of like stick to their guns because like it's like when it's so hard I mean I get backlash all the time and like I always just like freak out and like you know I like just curl curl up in a ball yeah but like you have to look inward and you have to you have to ruminate on it and say

how do I feel about this right am I apologizing Tattersfield feels right about giving donuts to people who want donuts right and like am I apologizing because I'm sorry or because people want me to be sorry and there's a huge difference yes and the fact that he's like no no I literally stand by this decision like we're just trying to encourage people to get vaccinated it's not that deep um like one donut is not going to make you obese. I think that I really respect him. And Mike Tattersfield, if you ever want to come on the toast, like there's a seat for you.

And Sarah Tattersfield, hopefully his daughter, who's a toaster, do tell your dad how much we appreciate his response. Mike Tattersfield said it's not that deep. Mike, that's the name of today's episode. I know it's like a little long, but I think if we put Mike Tattersfield the name in the podcast title we'll have a better chance of getting a Krispy Kreme delivery tomorrow because like he probably listens to podcasts and like maybe scrolls down far enough to see us we're not far bitch we're not far we're not far no we're not and if you guys

all like even if you're watching on YouTube head over to the podcast and rate it click play so that it like starts to so imagine like the number one podcast in the podcast where Mike Tattersfield said it's not that deep. And then I think that's like a surefire way not only to get the free donuts, but to also get his unconditional love and support. And by the way, if we do get the free donuts, we'll do a mukbang on Patreon.

A hundred percent. That's a good idea. Like with the ASMR mics. Oh, I mean, you just want to do that anyway. I've been meaning to do ASMR. Speaking of Patreon, I posted a late night Patreon video last night. Crazy. Toast After Dark. It was a cooking video that I filmed cooking this lemon chicken recipe from Ina Garten's cookbook that I also made last night for my Seder. And like the cooking process was like super hectic and really chaotic I felt like Rachel Ray in there and um people are really enjoying it like Claire Crawley I literally did I was like so stressed like just drinking my way through it like it was really crazy only way to be um I gave you a

shout out and I caught you in your lie yeah no I haven't watched it yet because I was so wrapped up in this book but it's it's on my to-do list today because I literally live for the vlogs but I hate just watching it like half-assed on my phone. I want to enjoy it on my bed, like in my pajamas. I appreciate that. Okay. And so if you want to enjoy it in that way as well, head over to patreon.com slash TheMorningToast. Premium content, over 225 episodes that we've done that you get access to if you sign up today.

$7.99 gets you five extra podcasts and vlog episodes every month from jackie and i we bring the steens in we do it all um it's a great way to support the show because the show is free it will always be free but you know the seven dollars and 99 cents is just one coffee a month um or one donut or actually i think it's actually you can get a free donut and then yes towards patreon um i want to talk about real housewives of atlanta that was on last night because it i was literally about to text like our group chat like that we always text when we want to take a trip that we should go to new orleans like for a weekend sometime soon because um drew did an amazing job like they're having the best time it's really such a nice trip especially compared to the travesty that was south carolina when there was like

no food drew took it upon herself to like plan a bomb ass trip um and Kenya's just like in a mood the whole time because she brought Brooklyn and like Drew basically said anyone can bring your kids nobody did because like they've been locked up with their kids for a whole year like they want to get out and go on a girl's trip but um Kenya did and she's just like kind of in a mood which I kind of understand and I think the, like especially when they just had flown and then they're in the bus, they get to the hotel and Drew makes them do like a twerk off

for the best room. And Kenya's like, just give me the key. I don't care. She takes like the worst room. She goes and upgrades herself. She pays for it herself, which honestly they were like.

I can relate. That was the only time, you know, I'm not a Kenya defender. I related to her so much. It's like really, like give this woman a break. She has her kid with her and like,

she just wants to get up to her room. But like anyone after a long travel day, it doesn't want to do a competition. They flew private, which, so it wasn't like that treacherous, but just like with the kid, like she's fucking tired.

Like I totally understand that. I didn't think she was being nasty about it all. She was just like done. She's like, give me the key. Yeah. But Latoya is like not drinking on this whole trip because she acted like an animal at Fallon's house and I think she's just like not trying to give the women anything to talk about but now what they're talking about

is the fact that she's not drinking so it's just like she can't win but like she did it to herself she did it to herself and now she's like in this impossible position where like she's just like fighting with everyone she's like in such like honestly the trip looks fun but so many of the women are just in perpetual bad moods like for the first entire day Marlo had thrown her back out so she didn't show up to anything Toya's not drinking so she's in a bad mood and then she's fighting with everyone about not drinking Kenya's just like stressed with her baby and just doesn't want to talk about it Drew is the only one who's like literally having like the time of her life because she has like all these work opportunities in New Orleans like she goes to iHeartRadio for an interview she had a meeting with the production company this is like the best trip of her life and like the time of her life because she has like all these work opportunities in New Orleans. Like she goes to iHeartRadio for an interview. She had a meeting with the

production company. This is like the best trip of her life. And like so many of the women like cannot be bothered to be there. Portia's actually having a great time. And Cynthia's just like continues to be the voice of reason. And I was really watching the episode last night. And I always feel like Cynthia is really the voice of reason. But she has a blind spot when it comes to Kenya. Like she doesn't see Kenya for who Kenya really is. But I do think she's starting to get annoyed with Kenya. That's just like a feeling that I'm having. Oh, I have to catch up.

I didn't get a chance to watch last night because I was like really behind on my homework. Yeah. But that sounds really great. It wasn't like a crazy episode. And I'm down to go whenever. I know. So it wasn't a crazy episode, but it did make me want to take a trip to New Orleans. Like there's just so many fun activities that basically all revolve around drinking and I feel like we would

have the best time well maybe not you maybe not me but I think we should go no we can get Cafe Dumont like have you been to New Orleans no I've never been I think I've been once twice or once but it's so fabulous and so fun and I actually think you would really like it okay I mean I'm in I mean I think tell me when and where we'll bring the podcast mics and we'll just get to work you know and like we can have like a whole like mardi gras themed week like you know oh yeah but we just missed mardi gras for sure oh fuck okay we can yeah we just have like a whole bourbon street moment okay premium content can't wait pink gold and green like purple gold and green i think we should go um but yeah other than that i literally do not watch any tv this weekend because i was just so wrapped up in being like a literary queen I love to see that I'm so happy for you you made you

you logged into your own kindle account I decided I officially made the transition I made my own goodreads I made my own like amazon kindle account so I deactivated I lost all the books that we had bought together but I guess it's fine. Damn. I just wanted my own like thing. Yeah. Now you have it. And the only two books I bought. It's the one you got. Good. Cause it's the one you got. Um, so I only have two books in my store, both of the Colleen Hoover books, but it's okay. I'll get there. I'll keep buying more. Yeah. You, you will do it. And you're enjoying. I am. I mean, it's just like Ben wanted to kill me last night because I didn't go to bed till two because I was like finishing reading this book and he just like wanted to come in the

room and watch TV. But I'm like, sir, I'm so wrapped up in Atlas, Ryle, and Lily's story that I just can't really talk to you. I understand. How would you pronounce the name R-Y-L-E? Ryle? Yeah. Riley?

No, it's not Riley. It's Ryle. Like Kyle with an R. Yeah, right. Okay, it was weird. That was like the one thing I couldn't really get on board with in the book. ryle yeah riley no it's not riley it's ryle because it's another character yeah right okay it was weird that was like the one thing i couldn't really get on board with in the book but it's fine because at least i was reading it so i just like skimmed over his name every time it came up i didn't have to say ryle but that's what's funny about the redheads it's like when you talk about the characters it's like oh how did you wind up pronouncing that in your head yeah ryle i think that's funny um so yes that was called It Ends With Us And I just cannot

Recommend it enough It's one of my top five No it's one of the Three books I've given A top five It's one of the three books I've given five stars to Up there with Evelyn Hugo

And Luckiest Girl Alive Wow that's an exclusive club No I know I give most of the books That I read four stars Because they're good But when you change my life And I can't stop thinking about you

You get five stars Oh my god I think I have to Read it just to know Well I don't want to over hype it No just to like understand What get five stars. I think I have to read it just to know. Well, I don't want to overhype it. No, just to like understand what sort of book you love. Like I like to read someone's favorite book and be like, oh, that's what you're into. It says a lot about a person. Because it was romance.

It was twist. It was thriller. And it had a little bit of erotica, which I was just not expecting from a book that Margot recommended to me. Oh, you'll find all of Snitch's books are, because all of like YA books are erotic. Yes, yes, yes. I didn't realize that. That's what the kids are up to.

So the kids have gone wild and I just really liked the book and so many toasters like responded to me that they like are obsessed with it too. So can't wait for the movie if it ever comes out. Wow, I'm so happy for you. I will read it. I'm almost done with Detransition Baby.

If you are also reading with us, make sure to email your questions to theredheadsbookclub at gmail.com. I also read so many other books this month so I have so much to talk about like I've still I read Da Vinci Code this month still haven't wow it's been a long month it's been a long month I've just been like on such a a reading kick I think my next book I'm gonna read is Mary Queen of Scots apparently we're just like on two different planets two different planets I'm on the Plantagenet planet. What's that?

That's like the novels that are like Anne Boleyn. Oh, but I'm like on the YA planet. Yeah, you're on Snitch Planet. Yeah, no, I like Snitch Planet. Hopeless, really? Okay, Hopeless was, when I was reading it, I liked it. But afterwards, I'm like, why did I just read that? It's Finding Carter.

Okay, you kept saying that last night and I don't know what that is. Finding Carter was a show on MTV that I did watch. And it was like on the time when like Faking It was on. Oh my god, yes. The girl. Don't spoil the book. But yes. You guys don't read it.

Yes. But if you know Finding Carter, she was raised by a woman. And then she got like arrested one night with her friends. And it turns out that she actually had been kidnapped when she was younger. But the woman who was raising her like she thought was her mom and loved her. And so she gets, like, reunited with her old family. It's actually not exactly the same, but it just was Finding Carter vibes. Oh, my God.

You kept saying that last night. And you're right. I remember that show. And it's literally the premise of the book. Yeah. And, you know, there's also another hopeless. You've been missing for 13 years. You know, there's also another hopeless book in the

series i think it's called like endless and it's his perspective no no no no i'm so good i'm all set like i really really am um so yes that is our show it's our show it's nobody else's mike winklevoss whatever your name was um Reach out. Don't forget. The donuts. Free donuts. Anybody want to come on the show? Don't forget. And that's all she wrote, correct? It's all she wrote.

She's done. By the way, now I can't say Winklevoss without getting a chill down my spine because Armie Hammer ruined that too. I know, but it's like, imagine how the Winklevoss twins feel. Oh, justice for the Winklevosses. Actually, a lot of justice for the Winklevi because their idea was stolen, right? Yeah. And then they got played by the disgraced queen himself, Armie Hammer.

Yeah, I thought you were going to say Mark Zuckerberg. No. And the movie, like, made them look like the babies. Yeah. But, like, it was their full idea. Yeah, and now that we watched, like, Mark Zuckerberg steal everyone's idea, we're like, oh, wait, maybe he literally did steal that. No, he didn't.

Maybe he stole that shit. Justice for the Winklevii. Like they were the OG queer. And by the way, they didn't have as much innovation as Mark Zuckerberg. So like it never would have turned into anything as legitimate as Facebook. But it's their fucking idea. Yeah. And that's all she wrote.

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