The Toast - S4 Ep60: Staying Abreast with Bruce: Friday, April 2nd, 2021

Episode Date: April 2, 2021

Michael Strahan Reveals His Teeth 'Gap Is Here to Stay' in April Fool's Day Prank Olivia Rodrigo releases 'Deja vu,' first new song since her debut hit 'Drivers License' (Entertainment Weekly) Bhad Bhabie Claims She Banked $1 Mil on OnlyFans... In Just 6 Hours (TMZ) Morgan Stewart Claps Back at Critic to Defend Her Post-Baby Body (E! News) Sofia Carson Says It Was 'Incredibly Difficult' Filming Descendants: The Royal Wedding Without Cameron Boyce (PEOPLE) Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and I'm wishing you a very happy Friday. Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Today is such a special day for so many reasons. First and foremost, the Bruno in the room, Bruiseldorf Sweets is here. He dressed for the part. He got all dressed up. He was like, Mom, I know I'm coming to work with you today and I just like want to look my best. And so we picked out his outfit. Can you showcase his outfit? He chose to go with a suit and tie. He just is a professional guy. That's what I love most about Brew. It's like he really kind of respects the toast. And you know, you can always tell when someone comes to the studio, whether they're a visitor or a guest, when they kind of like dress down, they think like low of us. Yeah. And Bruce only thinks the

highest of his mom and auntie. It's so true. He's so happy to be here. Let me get my big knee out of the way. Say hi, Bru. He's being so cute. It's so nice to have him here. It's so nice to have him here. Like it's a treat for me to be able to bring him really special for me. Obviously I'm a little stressed. We miss Theo so much. We really, really do. But he took a back seat and that's okay because Pups is working from home today. So Pups and Pups are all together. Yeah. We just swapped one out for another.

So if you're watching with your furry friend at home, like let them know. Things have changed. We have a stunt double today. No, literally. He looks so fucking cute. If you're listening as a podcast, highly suggest just moving over to YouTube really quickly because Bruce's face is so cute and he's wearing a little doggy tie. And it might be the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's really so cute. We'll

leave, we'll get one for Theo and hopefully one day they'll both be able to coexist together on the show but right now like Bru would just go crazy. Well while Bru licks himself, I'm excited for today's show. We've got a great show. We do. Also it is Good Friday which I have learned is actually not like a goode holiday. It's quite somber. It's the day Christ died for their sins. Right. So I wish you all a goode but somber Friday.

Yeah. And then, you know, a celebratory Easter. Yes, where he has risen. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Where he will have risen. Right. Got it. Okay.

Well, happy holidays to everyone who celebrates. So many holidays going on right now. I know. There's always like a crossover between Passover and Easter. And it's nice. Like we all get a few days off. Or none at all, which is how this year is going. Right.

Like, but I guess Good Friday and Palm Sunday, like always land on the weekend. Yeah. That stinks though, because you don't get off work. And that's where we were at this year, two seders on the weekend. That's true. Last weekend was so jam-packed.

This weekend, I just have, you know, a long stretch in front of me. And I've really been taking the time to acknowledge the space that I'm in where it's like two days alarm free living like how am I gonna make the most of that time? Right no that's a really important kind of perspective to take. I do feel as though I should remind you that tomorrow is Ben's birthday so I don't know if there's you don't really have to do anything. I know but like you haven't put me on the hook for anything. No, because it's the holiday. So like Ben doesn't really want to do anything. Right.

So again, like. You know, I just want to let you know, like you have alarm free living, but you do have a text message to send at midnight. That I can do. Oh, at midnight. I don't actually know. I've actually been staying up so late. Like I'm so crazy.

Night owl. Night owl. So I think I could, I can send that text. Okay. Well, and this is also just like everyone's reminder. Maybe, you know, send Ben a message. Do something nice for him. Yeah.

Donate to the Anti-Bill de Blasio Fund. That's all you can do for Ben on his birthday. In lieu of gifts this year, he just wants you to make a donation to the Anti-Bill de Blasio Fund. What will you be doing for Ben's birthday? I don't know. Oh. I literally have nothing planned. Do you get him a gift?

Yeah. Your love and support? No, I got him a gift. It's not here yet, but I got it. Okay. Cool't like press you clearly like this is a sore subject yeah no i just know there's like a bunch of snitchy ass toasters who every time i talk about ben they like run to his dms and ben's like what'd you say about me on the toast today because god forbid he listens god forbid he listens it's the same thing with snitching nulls so i'm just not really going to talk about my personal life because of the snitchy ass toasters.

Stop. Speaking of sore subjects that I don't think need to be sore for you. No. What? What? What are you talking about? You got a haircut. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I got a haircut. Sorry. I thought you were talking about something else. What? I got a haircut. What could possibly elicit that reaction? I'll tell you later.

Okay. Because I don't want to bring it up, you know? Yes, I got a haircut. A quick chop chop a little shorter than I was planning on going but I think it's just a fresh chop for the summer I love it thank you so much and it definitely feels lighter and healthier and it's so important to cut your hair twice a year you know yeah at least

I'm learning that recently the more you cut it the longer it gets like look at my hair so this is a reminder we're heading into April well we are in April like summer is really around the corner and if you want like that fresh chop i like to get my haircut a little early because like usually a month after my haircut i find like the perfect length for myself and so in a month it's really gonna be summer already and then i will have my perfect summer length so i don't know who needs to hear this but book your hair appointment summer's around the corner and you need that fresh summer chop you do you really do

yeah we have a great show for you today. Kardashians was on last night. I watched. Bruno watched too, so he'll be a part of the recap. And other than that, the McPlant is doing his thing behind you. I think I'm going to go grab him if you want to grace us with a song. Sure. No worries.

Take your time. It's okay. I mean, I did sing on my Instagram story when we were young by Adele yesterday but I won't torture you guys because as many messages as I got from people who were like damn you're such a good singer I also got a lot of messages from people being like for the love of God please stop singing so Jackie's back and I can turn it over to her oh that was so not graceful I know sorry podcasters I just like sat on my mic McPlant is turning out to be like a little bit of a torture thing with the dogs a torture he's He's a torturer and it's like we're fighting for competition with McPlant. I

know it's like I love McPlant more than anything and Bloomscape is one of my favorite sponsors but it is becoming a burden. It's the plant or the dogs. Yeah and I think we're gonna have to choose our sweet loves. The plant. No I'm kidding. Hi Hi sweet Bruce So just like while Bruce is here I just want to give like a little Bruise-al update Should we do like a little Q&A with Bru? Oh my god he would love that A Bru-anay A Bru-anay

Do you have Q's in Bruce? Sure Hey Bruce how you doing? Doing good Bruce how was life in New York City? Do you feel like you missed life on the farm Or do you feel like you won the jackpot in terms of parents? I won the jackpot in terms of parents

But I do wish they would move Yeah of course of course yeah And how was it Jacob Tremblay being out of your room for the first time? the jackpot in terms of parents? I won the jackpot in terms of parents, but I do wish they would move. Yeah, of course, of course, yeah. And how is it, Jacob Tremblay, being out of your room for the first time? Well, you know, recently I've gotten a very busy schedule. Being a quarantine baby, you know, at first I never left the house, but now as things start to open up, my schedule is just wide open. Yesterday I had exercise, and then I went to the spa. It was so fabulous. And, Bru, tell me about some of your cousins. I hear one of them has a really, really, really famous mom. Oh, yeah.

And he definitely like holds it over the rest of us. Good boy. Because whenever me and Knowles, that's my girlfriend Knowles, whenever we're with Theo, we just want to hang out with him and all be kids. But he's like, I'm famous. I'm on the show every morning. Yeah. And we're like, we love you for who you are, not for what you do, Theo.

But that's why he's not interested. He only is interested in friends who love him for what he does. But they just want to be, like, you know, close for real reasons. Bru, how long have you and your girlfriend been together, and how far have you gone? Have you gone to second base yet? Well, we made it official over the holidays. A holiday romance.

We're taking things slow. Okay. Is she spayed? I don't kiss and tell. Ooh. Well, thank you, Bru, for being here. You're free to go. No, you're never free to go, my sweet, sweet Bru.

So I think maybe we should just dive right in. Without further ado. Yeah. Okay, if you say so. Bru, what do you think? That's a yes. Oh, that's a yes. Without, what do you think? That's a yes. Without further ado, it's time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know, and Brew needs

to know, before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. I don't know why you don't say without further ado-do-do. Without further ado-do-do-do. Today's episode is brought to you by our Patreon channel, you guys. If you're not sure what our Patreon channel is, it is our premium subscription service. So the morning toast is here five days a week, completely free,

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April Fool's and I want to talk about some of the best celeb and brand pranks and then any of the worst if you came across any. Yeah, I did. The best prank for me is our first story. Michael Strahan reveals his teeth gap is here to stay in April Fool's Day prank. This was really brilliant. This got me. A few days ago, we saw a video that he posted. He got his Gap filled. Filled. You have veneers.

Yeah. And said goodbye to the Gap. And then yesterday, he revealed that it was an April Fool's Day prank and that he would never. But he was smart because he did the video about the Gap closed on March 31st. People weren't in the April Fool's headspace yet. I was not in the April Fool's headspace at all. And I think when he posted it, like people, you know, felt a lot of different ways about it.

And some people were feeling RDH. Like they love that gap. Yeah, no, I think for the most part, people were like, no, like, and even like when I was thinking, I'm like, it's so cool to like become so successful with not that like with a unique, I don't know what the right word is like with an imperfection if you will and like it's become his signature thing and he became so successful was it with it so like I understand someone wanting to like fix an imperfection like with the hopes of becoming successful but like to reach

the top of your game like with like being known for your signature look look and then change it I'm like to each their own of course and I support anyone who wants to make any sort of cosmetic yeah decision but I was just like oh no yeah I think a lot of people felt that way and then he let them know that it was just a prank which I loved I thought it was brilliant I thought it was a brilliant it was my personal favorite prank of the day just because it really got me but then my other favorite prank of the day which wasn't a prank on me we just got to watch the video was caitlin bristow pulled the most amazing prank i agree on her businessman beau jason tardick i agree you guys have to head to her instagram video to watch it but basically she she planned it perfectly she sent him a nude the night before and she texted 30 of his friends

from like all different different sectors like life. Different sectors, like home, bachelor, work, football. Exactly, mutual friends. And they all texted him around the same time like, Jason, did you mean to post that? And literally the best one was Jillian Harris. She's like, hey, Jason, it's Jillian Harris. I didn't have your number, but I found it in some group text. I just wanted to like reach out and double check

like you meant to post that on your Instagram. Yeah. Which is the most painful text message you can ever receive. A hundred percent. So he's like FaceTiming with her. He's getting these texts. He's like, hold on, gotta go. And she like hangs up and is laughing. And then he's like, people are saying I posted something on my Instagram story. And like, then she goes to him. She's like, oh my God, Jason. And he's like, and she had sent him, she had sent him the day before, like a sexy photo. And of course, his mind was like that he accidentally posted that he literally when he's screaming what oh oh sorry bruce i didn't mean to scare you that's

what it sounded like come here by the way also if you listen to our patreon episode from last month um the final episode we talked like for 20 minutes about bruce's really special bark and you guys just got to hear it a little bit of it but it became it's become a little more mature manly manly yeah but i I love that old park. Well, back to Caitlin. It was sickening. It was sickening. Go watch it for yourself.

I've watched it so many times. Me too. I was cackling. And then Jason put up a video, like, explaining, like, what was going on in his mind. And he shows all the texts that people sent. And the texts are, like, it was so well done, so well executed. Kudos to the Tartick Bristow family. A hundred percent.

What were some of your other favorites? Favorites? I loved Caitlin's. I loved Michael Strahan's. And I thought Tiffany's did, like, a really cute job. They basically unveiled their new, they're known for their kind of blue, green, teal signature color. They own the color.

It's the color of all their boxes, the color of all their stores. Tiffany blue. It's Tiffany blue. They own the color. It's the color of all their boxes, the color of all their stores. Tiffany blue. It's Tiffany blue. They own the color. And they redesigned like their whole box to like this new Pantone yellow and said like this was the new yellow of the brand. And it was like for a second I was like, oh, that's interesting. Then I'm like, oh, it's April Fool's. And I actually thought it was like a harmless, fun prank. Yes. On the other side, we did have a. Where are the harmful ones? We spoke yesterday, like, kind of just, like, praying no celebrities or influencers were going to do, like, a fake pregnancy because it's just, it's just not funny.

And unfortunately, I believe Tori Spelling fell prey. And she didn't come out and say that she was kidding yet, but she was doing M-sculpts on her belly, like, two days ago, which you cannot do if you're pregnant. Let me actually just check her Instagram to, like, like double check and the caption was just number six and people were like really upset in the comments like if she was making this into a april fools it's definitely april it's still up i think six thousand comments no no word from her well it's still early in la maybe she's sleeping it's like, she hasn't been awake on April 2nd yet.

But do you, if you play a prank, do you reveal it on the 2nd or like the evening of the 1st? Oh, I think I would reveal it on the 2nd. Okay. That's why I like Michael Strahan's.

He did it before and then revealed on the 1st and like caught us off guard. Yeah. But what if this becomes like one of those things where April Fool's just moves up and up

every single year, you know? It's like, oh, they expect on March 31st? March 30 March 30th right that's the thing that's frustrating and like unfortunately for Michael Strahan it worked in his benefit so like I think a lot of people will like take inspiration from that but all pranks should be reserved for just the first and you can't have spillover from you know the 31st or the 30th it's not fair yes it's in general but I I'll let this one slide. Yeah, there are also just like harmless pranks,

like the Tiffany ones, like the Michael Strahan ones. And then there are ones that like have larger cultural implications, like the Tori Spelling one. And it's just, I think we're beyond that. And I get like annoyed with pranks, but some like the Michael Strahan one, the Caitlin Bristow one, like those are harmless. No, they are.

So I thought they were really funny and in good fun. 100% like A plus perfection immaculate or i don't want it i know but just like after this year like i'm just like in no place to joke do you know what i mean i don't know something about this year has just like totally done like an april fool's reset for me and i felt like i was as open to the day as i've ever been no i actually think for the first time i was as open to the day as I've ever been. No I actually think for the first time I was as closed as I've ever been to the whole prank community. I feel like before COVID we had just built up such a high tolerance for these things and like brands were like always doing the most and like we had a reset and now it's like some good jokes okay. No. Okay well. Well it's over. It's over we have 364

days acknowledge the space we're in we're as far away from April Fool's as we'll ever be. And we're pretty far away. Acknowledge that. We're also pretty far away from Yom Kippur. So we should acknowledge that as well. And we're soon to be far away from Pesach. Oh that's true. That's a good feeling.

Yeah. By the way by the next time you see us after this today's show like we will be able to eat bread. So like just know my face will be like way puffier. I've been so good. Like last night I really thought about like just cheating and having some rice which in certain parts of the Jewish community are considered kineot and are allowed like certain more um Sephardic communities are allowed to have corn and rice but we're Ashkenaz like we have to go all the way ham and usually sometimes I do let

myself have rice and pretend that I'm Sephardic like but I'm not and I was planning on having rice last night but instead I just had like a lot of alcohol and it really helped also works yeah it worked nice well yeah we're so close it really hasn't been like that difficult I actually but like I don't know I just feel like I haven't been able to be creative and I'm just eating so much matzah yeah that's the thing it's really hard to be creative with like your food choices when you're limited like you can't have pasta you can't have flour like you don't realize how like bread even in its non-traditional form is literally a part of every fucking like culinary experience experience i agree and for brew it's been really difficult like and he's been having a lot of matzah he will like sprinkle some kibble on his matzah and it's like a nice treat for him that's fucking

sick yucking his yum yes yes that's fucking yucking Yucking his yums. Yes. Yes. That's fucking sick. Yucking. You're going to bind him up like that. Giving him matzah. Don't worry. For those who listened earlier. He has no issues. For those who listened earlier in the week the word I was looking for was binding when it comes to matzah. Really kind of binds up your insides. Makes it very hard to go number two. But it was really confusing because you described the feeling as feeling bound. So we thought you like knew the word. Yeah. Okay. Ready for our next story yeah it's a little music news a little moves moves olivia rodrigo releases her new song deja vu it's the first song since her debut hit driver's license so deja vu her next song is out she also announced that she

has an album coming soon um driver's license as you all know we have chronicled the meteoric success of the song and it has just taken the world by storm she hasn't released the album title yet but those on tiktok have discovered that its name is sour well i would say that about sums it up yeah that sums up this song i listened to the song this morning deja vu i hadn't listened to it yet And at first I was like not feeling it. I thought the lyrics were like everything of the sort, like very Taylor Swift kind of, we love, you know, very Kacey Musgraves, like telling a story. But like the beat wasn't working for me. But then as the song kind of escalates, like the bridge, it definitely got a lot better and I need to listen to it a few times, but it wasn't an instant hit for me, but I do think I will grow to love it that's so

interesting I had the opposite experience I didn't mind the bop itself and I thought that the lyrics were an interesting choice considering they're very much like about Sabrina and Joshua once again you think we're going harder yeah oh no I don't agree because there was a lyric that was like and her name sounds just like mine Olivia Sabrina oh yeah and they're both actresses and like I think it's still about Sabrina it's like the strawberry ice cream and the you know was there strawberry ice cream motifs in some of her other music no but like she's talking about the things that they used to do and like it's only been so much time like and he's still with Sabrina so now she's just like saying do you have deja vu is she still with Sabrina like there's no yeah they were promoting each other's stuff

they've been promoting ah wow this better be like the greatest Sabrina's a bigger woman than I am because I would leave that little shrimp in two fucking seconds all the trouble he's caused her okay so I want to just continue just my train of thought yeah sorry because the song is like very much going ham like still about Sabrina and Joshua and like I felt like when Sabrina put out her song which by the way I'm obsessed with the song skin like just as much as driver's license personally just saying no that's like a very unique to you it's a very yeah right but she got a lot of like flack for it being like you know sort of like taunting like yes I'm going so hard like he's all over my skin yeah and I feel like Olivia is doing that exact same thing right back

to her and it's like for all the criticism that Sabrina got Olivia chose that same motif of being like yeah but that is in a way what she's doing yeah you know yeah I just like I can't get into it like I just can't get into it like these are literal teenagers you know what I mean like I have just chosen the Olivia Rodrigo side and I don't really feel like I have an explanation for why or how or whether like I can't justify it I just like I choose her always I choose I mean the world has chosen her I know it's like sad for the others date what's his name Joshua Bassett I was gonna call him David Joshua Bassett put up a TikTok yesterday um 12 hours ago which is when interesting timing it's when the song came out except that I saw him like snitches

Instagram deja vu like the other day it came out thursday okay but she like was posting from spotify i just want to say who snitch yesterday oh it came out yesterday thursday yeah it was weird for a song not to come out on a friday okay thank you but um joshua bassett made a tiktok it was just like a selfie video and he was like you know what i just found out this is crazy the world actually like doesn't revolve around you. Crazy, right? And so of course now we're all reading into it. Like who is the you, Olivia?

Like not, I guess he's trying to say like not everything's about you. But I don't know, Olivia's entitled to like feel her own feelings. She's like a young girl experiencing a heartbreak. Like, and she's just like expressing that through her art. I don't think it's that crazy. But it just sucks that the narrative the world has taken on like villainizes Joshua and Sabrina. To the nth degree because like I'm like

I'm as I'm a Sabrina supporter in addition to Olivia and like I don't think there's so many of us but even I a Sabrina supporter like still have no space for Joshua. No that's the thing like of all the people in this kind of saga like the person I really feel bad for is Sabrina Carpenter. The person I absolutely adore is Olivia Rodrigo. the person who's like I'm so indifferent like I could like like never see him again Joshua Bassett yeah not only that like I kind of don't like him I know he's a child so like I shouldn't say that but well he's over 18 he is over 18 and I think that's actually a great segue into our next story okay james charles no oh bad baby oh do you have james charles story no you want to kind of just give you a brief rundown i know you don't

really care about like youtube drama well it's not that i don't care it's just like every time we'll like literally sit down and like talk about it and then the next day everything changes turns out everything wasn't true and it's like i just i can't keep no i know i can't keep going back and forth yeah i i% agree with you. Like, that's why, and this is so random, but, like, over the summer, there was, like, all this drama with F Factor. And, like, I never really got into it because, like, it was too layered. It really was.

And now it's, like, everything that, like, came out about it was, like, false. So, like, I'm so glad I didn't. Did you see? Oh, no, I haven't seen the latest. No. So, like, Olivia was catching me up on it. And, like, I was trying to, like, read some. Oh, like, Rodrigo or Asheray.

Asheray. Because she's, like, keeping up on it, and, like, I was trying to, like, read some. Oh, like, Rodrigo or Oshrae? Oshrae, because she's, like, keeping up on it. Right. I just, like, I'm so glad I didn't get invested in this whole story, because it turns out, like, half the claims were, like, completely untrue, and, like, there's, like, I don't even know. I can't speak on it, but, like, that's the type of thing where it's, like, such a layered, complicated story.

Right. You have to watch, like, literally 200 Instagram highlights. And I'm not doing that. Okay. But question. But this James Charles thing is not as layered. Okay. But last I had heard about the F-factor stuff, like Tanya was suing the person who like exposed

everything. Right. How's that going? Still going. And I think, don't quote me on this because I'm not, there are people who could literally do a three hour podcast on it. I'm not one of those people. I'm just like trying to catch up.

You're trying to stay abreast. It's what we're all trying to do. But there's so much. Okay. I mean, as far as I have heard, and again, not 100% sure, is that Tanya is like winning in the legal space. Okay. Because so many of the claims that were made about F-Factor were unfounded and like coming

from fake accounts. And people who might have had like a bad reaction to her products don't want to speak out legally like they just are regular people they just like want to live their lives yeah they don't want to like become a witness yeah right it's like so complicated so um now like the tides are turning for F Factor like maybe like people are saying like and again I'm not sure if any of this is true but this is just what the people are saying is she to put like a disclaimer because there saying like, and again, I'm not sure if any of this is true, but this is just what the people are saying. I just need to put like a disclaimer because there's like a whole legal thing.

I'm not trying to get involved. People are saying that like, it was like this coordinated takedown and not like a genuine response to the products. But then people are also standing by the claims. Like, I don't know what's true. I don't know what's not. That's why it's too complicated for me

to even get involved in. But, um. Well, it's interesting that it's at the court level now because the courts should be the ones to figure it out. I will leave it in the court's hands. Yeah. Interesting. But to the James Charles things, he released a video yesterday on April Fool's where he actually had to address, like, this is not a joke. But, like, I just didn't want to wait any longer to address some of the claims being made about me.

And it was called Holding Myself Accountable. And there's been, and I follow on TikTok, there's been like two minors in the past like year who have come forward and said that like James Charles has been like inappropriately flirting with them on Snapchat and Instagram DMs. And so James basically made a video, I watched most of it, saying that he asked both of them how old they were. They both said they were 18 and he found out later on that they were younger than and than 18 and therefore it was like really inappropriate way to conduct yourself um like it was like actually like a really weird video because he was like I was just like thinking to myself like why do I find myself in these situations and he's like I had to come to the embarrassing conclusion that I am desperate and I'm like that's like okay maybe that's like a

valid point. But like, what does that have to do with literally anything we're talking about here? So it was just a really bizarre video. And also like, he had also responded to the minors like on Snapchat. Like, it's just like so messy. So I was just wondering if that's what you were talking about. So in case you're interested in the YouTuber drama, I will keep you abreast. Thank you for keeping us abreast.

I'm so not abreast. No, you're not at all. And I don't feel like more abreast now. It's not like a juicy, like the whole Tati thing, like that was a juicy scandal worth staying invested in, staying abreast on. This is like gross. Yeah, I assume like if it was something that I needed to really be like

double-breasted, you would send it to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but speaking of what the 18 year olds are up to bad baby claims she banked one million dollars on only fans in just six hours setting a new record so you mean bad behavior bad bobby just turned 18 and took her adulthood to only fans where she set a record for one million million in six hours. TMZ had reached out to OnlyFans to confirm if this was real or a prank and they said it is real, not an April Fool's joke. Oh, that's so funny that you have to like confirm everything. I didn't even think of that because

she posted like a screenshot of her OnlyFans app, so it looked super legit. I didn't think it was fake at all. Yeah, no, but like they, I guess anything could be faked and I don't think people thought it was fake, but they just like let everyone know. The subscription price for her channel is $23.99 per month. And you guys might recall that Bella Thorne previously set the OnlyFans record last year by earning $1 million in 24 hours. So this was in six hours. Oh, I thought Bella Thorne had done $2 million.

So Bad Baby, Bahad, Behave, Bregoli now is officially the record holder? Record holder. Wow, I wonder who'll break it next. now is officially the record holder. Record holder. Wow. I wonder who will break it next. Maybe it'll be us. Titty pick. Happy for her.

Know that I am. She is really, I have to say, she's not my cup of tea. But she really. She's a star. She's taken herself quite far from that Cash me outside how about that like I don't know if you know like there's a really popular song and it's like viral on TikTok and I had no idea that it was her singing funny Gucci flips up Vincent want a man on my socks I want like I don't know the words because I can't understand anything she says but it's like a banger like

she's like a serious people like take her seriously as a rapper somewhat seriously okay yeah no and like credit where it's due. I agree. Plenty of people go viral on talk shows. You know, they have their moment. And she has turned it into a career. And so. It was dark for a minute when she was like literally getting into fights with like Lil Vicky on the street.

And like it was just like dark. I'm just unfamiliar. By the way, Lil Vicky. I don't know if they call her that anymore. But maybe it's just Vicky. She's. She got big. She's everything. Medium sized Vicky. Jackie, she's everything. Like she was a Danielle Bregoli, like a, like a bad teen, you know, but she's hilarious. And I like live for her and I listened to her on a podcast and she was being so funny. You really shouldn't judge people. I'm dead serious. Like I had many thoughts about her when I saw her getting

into fights with Danielle Bregoli on the street. And I think I was fair in my judgment. I'm not going to lie. But I kind of held on to those judgments for a while until I saw her on this podcast. She was so funny and so fresh and I really enjoyed it. So don't judge people. Okay. I mean, I don't know who, like I've never. Have you seen the TikTok trend? It was like one one, two, alone, 12, tired, no. She, like, counts because she talks very strangely. She counts and it literally does not sound like English. And it was so funny it went viral.

Wow. Okay. So that's what the kids are up to. Yeah, the kids have gone wild. Happy for bad baby. Like, she's really raking in money, like, left, right, and center. I feel like I'm always hearing things about, like, her financials. She also became friends with Billie Eilish, which is no easy feat.

No, and she said, from now on, I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want, because now she is an adult. And, like, because she got famous for being, like, a bad teen. A bad baby. A bad minor. A bad baby, literally. That don't make sense. Yeah, she had, like, a lot of messy things with like her mom well

and that's why she was on dr phil yeah right oh she literally got famous for being she's also coming for dr phil now do you see what is she saying so the facility that she was like sent to um to kind of like rehabilitate herself from dr phil which is a place that dr phil like sends a lot of his clients is like being investigated and she's like trying to hold Dr. Phil accountable. It's giving me very much like Paris Hilton vibes of that type of facility, like for girls. Interesting. Yeah. I haven't heard Dr. Phil's retort though.

Wow. Well, that actually leads into our next story. Does it? Yeah. Because Morgan Stewart is clapping back at critics to defend her post-baby body. Which is so sickening. I will take that for a pre-baby body, okay? A hundred percent.

Morgan Stewart posted the most sickening photo of her six weeks postpartum. And I guess that people are upset with her for setting like an unrealistic standard. One Twitter user commented, defending both sides, I think Morgan was feeling good and was proud of herself. On the flip side, too many celebrity moms portrayed this unrealistic view of motherhood when the majority of mothers don't have the time, money to hire someone or have tweaks done

or energy to do this. And so she wrote back, to be clear, I didn't hire anybody or spend money to help me get to where I'm at six weeks later. I just went for a walk every morning to help me get to where I'm at six weeks later I just went for a walk every morning and was more mindful of what I consumed I'm not going to withhold my successes just because it may not agree with others okay so here's the thing I I see both

sides of this issue and like not to be like this is so unfair but it really just depends on the person like so like when Emily Ratajkowski did it I'm like oh my god this is so out of touch but when Morgan Stewart did it I'm like yes queen live your best fucking life so like that's just me being unfair um but I do feel like it's literally nobody's business like and especially when we're in the business of like not body shaming people although it's not like you you can't body like you can't speak on someone's body I'm sorry like whether you like it or not you think it's great it's not your fucking business no it's like it's not, you can't speak on someone's body. I'm sorry. Like whether you like it or not. Right. Or you think it's great.

It's not your fucking business. No, it's like, it applies to all bodies. All categories. And so I agree with her. And she should not withhold her success just because someone may not agree with it. And I'm so on her side. And like, I mean, whatever you look like at six weeks of popardum, whatever you look like. Popardum.

Whatever you look like at any time, like you should be proud of it. I completely agree. And you should not not post it because what people are going to think. And that applies to whether you are quote unquote thin or not. You know, and I'm totally on Morgan's side. But again, I have to be very transparent with our audience. Like if this was someone else, like I might have a different perspective.

And so I can't really know. I'm very very biased here I just have to put that out here because I love Morgan Stewart I want the best for Morgan Stewart I think Morgan Stewart's amazing and whatever her decision is I agree with it you know okay but I don't really have like a an opinion on the philosophy here because I'm so biased I really am well we appreciate your honesty I'm just being honest like I can't get mad that literally Morgan Stewart cannot do one thing that would make me mad. Like I literally live, breathe and die for her. Yeah, no, I agree. But I think on the philosophy here, I, I support whatever pictures anyone wants to post of themselves in any state of how they're feeling. I agree with that philosophy arbitrarily. Yeah. But if it were him, I don't know. Like,

it's just be different. Like, I don't know. Just like when Morgan Stewart does it, it's not annoying. Does that make sense to anyone else? Certain people are annoying and certain people aren't. No, I hear what you're saying. But it's your stance. They can do whatever they want. Yeah, I'm blindly loyal.

Okay, but I feel... Okay, so maybe I'm seeing it through the Morgan Stewart lens. But I also don't think any woman should ever have to second guess about putting up a picture of her body. Regardless if you just had a baby or if you're Emily Radikowski. I do believe that. Yeah, and I feel like I've been seeing on my Instagram, like, a lot of new moms who are just, like, snapping back.

And it doesn't bother me. And I've also, like, it just doesn't bother me in any way. No, it doesn't bother me at all. I obviously, like, love to see someone struggling because that's going to be me. Like, no, not, that's not what I mean. I just meant, like, someone who's, like, very, who doesn't bounce back immediately and has more of, like like a quote unquote normal.

Like I thought what Rachel Parcell posted postpartum was like perfect. Like she was really honest about all of her workouts and her belly. And like that to me, like that will be me. Like I will not be Morgan Stewart. So I happen to relate more to the content of people who don't bounce back so fast. But that's just me.

But that doesn't mean that the other content like has less valuable, valuable like shouldn't be posted allowed yeah 100 okay are you ready for our fifth and final story wow today's um episode is very like young people heavy yph yes it's a yph episode i don't want to jinx it but can we just acknowledge how good bruce is being he's so good i didn't think he was gonna i think i thought he was gonna be a dennis the menace running amok like dennis the menace he's so good i'm so proud of him like he's just making mom look so good. I didn't think he was going to. I thought he was going to be Dennis the Menace running amok. Like. Dennis the Menace. He's so good. I'm so proud of him. Like, he's just making mom look so good.

I know. I just. Bruno, if you're listening, I love you. Okay. Our fifth and final story is layered. Because one, there's a new Descendants movie coming out. Summer 2021. Okay.

And Sophia Carson is saying it was incredibly difficult to film Descendants. Yes. The Royal Wedding without Cameron Boyce. So this is the fourth one this is the fourth one I had no idea there was even going to be a fourth one you said that the third one was the worst movie you ever saw and that's coming from you who has like a very high threshold for bad movies hurtful hurtful hurtful wait why was that hurtful I think that's a good thing but I did say that you did and you do have a high threshold like you will watch a whole bad Hallmark movie and like I literally won't that's true I actually watched a whole bad movie last night um but it's

that but it's like a good movie that I found to be bad I watched Elizabeth with Cate Blanchett and it was just like you're on like such an elevated content plate this like past few weeks Mary Queen of Scots like Queen Victoria Elizabeth um well I'm literally watching like reading Colleen Hoover and watching cartoons because I'm an 11-year-old. No, but, like, there's just phases and seasons of your life, you know? 100%. And I'm just in, like, this Tudor era. Can't get out.

Cannot get out of Tudor City. But I've moved on to the Elizabethan era. Oh, good. You're moving up in history. Yeah, no. Except now I'm moving a little back with Mary Queen of Scots. But the movie, like, was just, like, so bad and stunk. Oh, sorry.

We were talking about Descendants. Oh, but, but I'm sorry Elizabeth the movie was not good you watched it I finished it because I just wanted like I started it and then you know it's crazy so I started it two nights ago on Amazon no problem last night I went to pick up where I left off all of a sudden I have to rent it and did you rent it the first time no you bought it overnight it went from being Amazon Prime to Amazon Pay they do some of that shit sometimes I swear to god because with Twilight. And look at me so foolish paid. Yeah with Twilight like sometimes they're on Prime and sometimes they're not. And I've purchased them many times. Somehow they always disappear from my library. They pull that shit. It's like an Amazon algorithm thing like it's the same thing like. They like know you're watching something and now they're gonna

charge you for it. Yeah. Like I'm sorry you're Amazon that's like some gen shot telemarketing like business model her arraignment is today the phone number for zoom is going around it was at 11 a.m eastern time which is when we film otherwise like maybe I would have tried to join oh yeah it's 11 30 um wonder how it went should i see if there's like an update or anything oh yeah see if there's a master post okay um but back to the descendants sophia carson is sharing the incredibly difficult experience of filming the upcoming disney movie descendants the royal wedding without her late co-star cameron boyce as you can imagine she said how incredibly difficult it was for us to do this without cam we just hope that when people watch this they feel happy and

they feel connected to the characters and of course to our Cam. Also, she had said in the past that she couldn't imagine like doing a movie without him. And so it kind of like feels weird. It does feel weird. That they did a fourth movie when like it was a trilogy. When you didn't have to.

Like I always think like a similar comparison is like Glee. When Cory Monteith passed away, like it was a show they had to keep going, you know? But with the trilogy, like you really did not have to make another movie. And like the last movie, it was that I never even thought like, it was a show they had to keep going, you know? But with the trilogy, like, you really did not have to make another movie. No, and, like, the last movie,

it was the, I never even thought, like, It was a final. It was final. Yeah. I don't want to spoil it, but, like,

they brought everyone back from the aisle. Oops. Oh, I don't want to spoil it, but I think I'm going to spoil it. So, like, and I'm excited to get

a royal wedding because I love Mal and Ben. Like, they are just everything. But I was, like, all set, especially when they, when they like trash the franchise with the third movie sorry um Jen Shaw update um people who were on the call like freaked out because she literally said one word when she had to plead not guilty um so the peeps are freaking out but she did plead not guilty to uh money laundering and wire fraud charges okay to. To both counts. Now the courts will do their thing. Yeah, they're calling it the Shah-rangement.

Shah-rainment. Wow, that's really good. There's just so much that like Shah can be put into like a narrative. Like, because honestly, I was shocked when I heard this news. Beyond. Yeah. Beyond. So those are the Fastback stories.

Really quickly, since we have to talk about Kardashians, but did you see that Teresa Giudice, Joe Giudice and Teresa's new boyfriend and all the kids are together in the Bahamas yes and I that's weird that you brought it up because I spent like a lot of time stalking the entire family last night so did I all of the girls Adriana is Bella Hadid like totally um Gabriella doesn't have an Instagram and like I was like so wanting to stalk her because it's interesting like she's I mean they're all so stunning yeah but they all really all look alike except Gabriela looks like them but a little different so I was like like Melania and Gia are Teresa and Adriana and

Gabriela are Joe like they're they look like two sets of twins yes but Adriana also looks a lot like Teresa where as she also looks like Gabriella but then it's but then Gabriella sometimes like doesn't look like Gia yeah I guess that's like what people have like say about us I can't wait to see more of the relationship between I think his name is Louie and Teresa and I think it's like so nice that they're all like co-parenting mingling they can get together in another country the Bahamas so I hope they had the best time I really do even though like even though I literally like hate Teresa with the intensity of 10,000 sounds like I really want the best for her her family Joe her kids like I really and I mean that like sincerely but just as like a

character on the show like I despise her a hundred percent I think that's like a really fair and just compartmentalize yeah and I think that they are having like the most amazing time on the trip like the pictures are so sickening and like I just know like Gia's like so happy you know no and I'm so happy for Gia I feel like Melania is so happy and like like they're happy their mom is happy they're happy that they're that they're with their dad we just need to get Joe like a nice Italian girlfriend yeah also like I was just looking at their Instagrams and like it just seems like they have like really happy full lives like Melania's on cameo if anybody wants like a birthday shout out that to me and so I just am like so happy for the Giudice family.

Me too. But it is also weird that like Teresa's posting pictures of Joe Giudice when like last night Joe Gorga was like stopped. When Joe Giudice was like kind of like the catalyst and he wasn't even there but like of conversation. Yeah. And the fight. Yeah and like they want to be rid of him and they thought that they were and now like they're

all in the Bahamas like one big happy family. I know but he is the father of their children and that's just like they're linked forever so like it does put Teresa in a predicament but she handles it very poorly yeah agreed um okay let's talk about Keeping Up With The Kardashians with uh really a terrible episode okay half good half bad the poosh celibacy like eyes in the back of my head I didn't even I literally like when Courtney hears the moaning and, like, goes and he's rubbing her back, that was some of the worst acting I've ever seen. Like, literally, Hallmark could never, okay? Hallmark would never. Don't even bring them into this and sully their

good name. But yeah, usually when I'm watching, like, I really try and watch, I was having full conversations, phone calls, like, during those parts. I was so interested and invested in the Spartan race. Like, I was watching with Zach and I was like really who do you think is gonna win I did have my money on the Kardashians because they trained so hard but when Kim dropped out it was over I know but like then I was like okay maybe Khloe could win because like she's strong and she trains hard too um but then like when all of my pride hinged on Kourtney I'm like I said to myself if Kourtney beats Kendall like I would be so happy like it will clear the slate me too and of course she didn't yeah but it wasn't her fault because she's shorty and you know what we can relate so I was like I it just once again Kourtney's like rising in the

ranks of my heart yeah and I really want them to have a rematch like where Kylie and Kim participate because it's true like the Jenners they are these amazing athletes but the Kardashians are beasts it's literally like Ryan Lochte versus Michael Phelps, if you'll allow me to explain. Yeah. No, I think I know what you're going to say. Like, Michael Phelps was born to be a swimmer. Like, he was naturally gifted.

Like, he didn't even have to train, and he could have won gold medals. No, and, like, I once watched this thing about him where it's, like, even the proportions of his arms, back, length, it's, like, very similar to that of a fish. Unbeatable. Yeah, no, but he's, like very similar to that of a fish. Unbeatable. Yeah, no, but he's like a meant to swim. Stop. Like a fish.

I'm literally not kidding. No, and to me, he's the Jenners. Like it's in their blood, even if they don't train. Like they have that athletic ability. Whereas like the Kardashians are Ryan Lochte. Like they're not built, you know, to be athletes. But they work so fucking hard to get to the same level as the Michael Phelps, aka the Jenners.

Yeah. Does that make sense? Yes, I agree. But I don't, when I think of Ryan Lochte, I'm not like, oh, he worked so hard. Oh, I do. I, really? Yeah, like that was like the whole thing. It was like Michael Phelps had it so easy and then he was like smoking sativa and he

was like giving away his gift. But like. Where like Ryan Lochte was like working so hard. Giving away his gift. I don't, I kind of am like. I miss Ryan Lochte and like Michael Phelps like those were the best days of our lives I know I hear your comparison I feel like there's a better one out there I think mine's pretty good maybe it's like Tanya Harding Nancy Kerrigan yeah but they

were both incredibly gifted yeah but just different backgrounds that's not the same yeah that's not the same but I guess there's like the natural gift versus like I'm gonna work for work for it yeah so at least that's how I perceive the whole Michael Phelps Ryan Lochte thing but anyways um when Courtney didn't win I'm like okay of course you didn't win um and when Kylie didn't show up uh of course you didn't show up and I like that they don't even pretend like she actually had a sinus infection like they were just like laughing about it like haha Kylie doesn't show up anywhere that was I I chose to believe that she had a sinus infection, but if she really just didn't show up, I'm incredibly disappointed.

No, she definitely just didn't show up. They didn't even like, they were like. She was definitely just hungover. No, what does like having a stuffy nose have to do with running? Yeah, like it's obviously not ideal, but you do it. Yeah. Kim had like a whole doctor's note. I believed Kim.

Of course, she wanted to do it so badly. I really wish she could have done it. And I think she would have won. You think? Yeah. But she's also short. But she's a beast. Like, they were all just being so delicate about it.

Like, with a Spartan, like, you got to get dirty, you know? Oh, I thought they did really good. Like, I was really impressed. I was actually surprised, though, that it was only two and a half minutes. Like, because that was a long ass set of stairs. The stairs would take me two and a half minutes. The stairs would take me an eternity. It really made me, like, want to do one, like, with our family.

It didn't have the same effect on me. no like not at all I know it was one of those like contrived storylines but I was living for it yeah so like that's why last night's episode was frustrating because usually like the main storyline is like something actually interesting and then there's one and maybe two subplots but the main storyline was this contrived spartan race which was like so silly I genuinely was living for it and I just really wish that a Kardashian had won and like me too it's just not fair no it's just not fair um like the whole Scott and Courtney thing is also so silly and maybe if she wasn't like head over heels in love with Travis Barker I might have believed it for two fucking seconds but I don't and I just want to see that I if I don't get like a and no if I don't get a like

moment like acknowledgement of Travis on the end of the season or the new Hulu show, like, I love them so much. Like, I've been obsessing. I've started following Not Skinny But Not Fat on Instagram. And she's, like, obsessed with Kourtney and Travis. Like, she's gotten me obsessed with Kourtney and Travis to the point where, like, I stand so hard and I know, like, all about the intricacies of, like, the daughter and, like, Alabama, the whole thing.

Like, I'm obsessed. And I just need some of that because, like, this whole fake storyline,ick it's just not working no it's not working I am not a sport shipper like I I'm liking Courtney more and more and I'm enjoying that experience and I love Scott I'm in no way want to see them together yeah no not at all I'm like the whole Swedish flag thing was so stupid so stupid and by the way I ship Scott and Sophia and that is where I rest my ship I skip ship Scott and someone age-appropriate and I'll take who I can get no I I agree but like for me it's it's Sophia you know because he doesn't want to he doesn't want to be with someone age-appropriate so he has to still be interested and like now Sophia is like older and they had years under their belt and I just

felt like she was such a great addition to the family I thought she was a great addition to the family too like her friendship with Kylie was great but unfortunately that didn't work out and now it's like all the sisters like shipping Scott and Courtney and it's like what about Sophia and where were you like 10 years ago no it's like Kendall aren't you, aren't you friends with Sophia? This is going to break her heart. Is she friends with Sophia? Kylie is. Actually, no, they all are. They're the same age, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it was a totally like fine, boring episode. Next week is when they talk about like Courtney's new friend, Addison Rae, who sleeps in her bed. I'm so excited. I forgot about that. I'm so excited. Like Addison on Keeping Up, like can't even. I'm so excited. Me too. It's gonna be good

you guys. Make sure to tune in next Thursday 9 8 central. Anything else before we. It's actually on at 8. Even better. Which is so nice and then I could watch Elizabeth. It was a waste of time but I could watch a movie. Is there anything else you want to say to the people before we let them go and they see us on Monday and we can eat our donuts um no I just want to say I actually I do want to say a few words um this week episodes were so good oh my god like I was literally like laughing like I just feel like it was such a great week of episodes and um it's because we were like back in the studio we just had so much to give and so like we're rounding out just a great week of toast so if you like are trying to make someone in your life a toaster like this is definitely a

great week to send them also like with the Jenen chav at all like there's just so much to break news yeah breaking news i just want to give a shout out to bruce because he was so good mommy looks so good and i'm just so proud of him he's really being like to you so i was here i spoke too soon no okay we're, we're still. We get it. You're big and strong. We get it. We get it. Bruno. Come here.

Come here. You want your time? Well, I want to say a happy Zisan Pesach and a Chag Sameach to all of our Jewish toasters. And a good Friday and a happy Easter to all of our celebrating toasters. And to those with no holidays to celebrate this weekend, go out and get drunk with your friends. Have an amazing day, amazing weekend. Don't forget to get down on Friday. Don't forget to acknowledge the space that you're in.

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now like the more we talk they'll be like oh there's more time yeah let's just like give it a second like or let's be as wordy as we can okay so I totally agree because I'm like there's literally no point in saying something after the wrap-up because people don't listen to the wrap-up they just turn it off no but I think like if you're listening in your car you just like let it play out until it goes to like whatever you're gonna listen to next I'm actually curious to the podcasters of the world like do you turn it off like if we say something after the wrap-up like is it totally useless is it totally lost but this is what I'm gonna say and um okay so um Redhead's drama oh yes keep us keep us abreast the book that Snitch chose like literally doesn't exist anywhere you can't get it on the kindle you can't get it on Amazon it's only available on like Google books

Apple books so we chose a new book we are reading Twice in a Blue Moon by Christina Lauren and I had to like add it to the end of the episode of the Redheads so it's like the episode ended and no one's listening to the add-on. So if you are a Redhead

and you're listening and it's a snitch's choice which by the way I did these polls on my Instagram last night like what has been your favorite? I voted but I hadn't

read a lot of the books. What did you vote for? Like the ones that I had actually read. Nothing to See Here which I loved. Yeah. And there was maybe like one Colleen Hoover. Layla. Oh I didn't read Nothing to See Here which I loved yeah um and there was

maybe like one Colleen Hoover Layla but you don't read that no yeah so I really couldn't participate oh okay so it was just really interesting to see what people's favorites are and I think by far and away the number one is Before We Were Strangers which was a snitch's choice Renee Carlino no yes yes um so everybody loves a snitch's choice truly and that really like a YA book that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside. And so like, I know it's always a good time to become a redhead and you don't want to like prioritize

one time over another. But A Snitch's Choice is really- It's an accessible- It's an accessible entree into the redhead. So Twice in a Blue Moon by Christina Lauren. Pick it up, read it, join us. That sounds like a cute book. Maybe I'll read it too.

Yeah. So yeah, this is the end of the show now. Bye. Bye.