The Toast - S4 Ep61: The Curious Question of Bedrooms at Kris Jenner's House: Monday, April 5th, 2021

Episode Date: April 5, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday. Sadly, we need to acknowledge the space that we're in, and we're in a Monday, so let's acknowledge it, let's bless it, let's make it the best possible Monday we can make it, and just cross our fingers until Thursday or Friday. Yeah, it sucks that we spoke so much about acknowledging the space we were in when we were in a good space, and now we have to do it for that same negative space. That's life, by the way. You literally only acknowledge the space that you're in when it's positive. You don't want to acknowledge when it's negative
Starting point is 00:00:26 but here we are acknowledging both the positive and the negative. Okay well let me present you an idea. What if we acknowledge the space that we're in and try and focus on like any positives about the space? What if we acknowledge the space that we're in and choose to ignore it? I think that's good. No no no but like there are some positives about today. First, first day, Passover is over. That's true. I had my granola bar this morning, which I haven't been able to have. No more binding stomach issues. Yesterday I cleaned out the kitchen and I threw away all the matzah and it was literally like the best day of my life. Yeah. So that's a positive about the space that we're in. That's true. Like I can have rice for dinner. Like rice was so, I actually could go another week dead serious without like actual bread, pasta, sliced bread. I was dying, itching for
Starting point is 00:01:11 rice. Yeah. You're addicted to rice. A hundred percent. And you know what? You can have potatoes and fries and like that wasn't even enough to satiate me. I was like making fries at home. That's sad. I know. Well, they were fine. Like they just weren't good enough. Like I could have ordered McDonald's if I wanted to. I don't know. Last year, I was, like, so into the potatoes and chips. But this year, not so much. It wasn't enough for me.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Dayenu. Dayenu. It was not enough for me. And I just missed rice so much. And I cannot wait to go out to, like, dinner and have, like, sushi. Yeah, that's really exciting. Also, acknowledging the space that we're in, it's a beautiful day. It is a beautiful day.
Starting point is 00:01:43 It's 55 degrees. It was a chilly weekend. It was also Ben's birthday. So we're just, we're celebrating a lot of Simchot. So I think there's plenty of positives in the space to currently acknowledge. And also acknowledging the space that we're in. In kicking off Ben's birthday, he kicked off like the birthday season. Yeah, for our family.
Starting point is 00:01:59 So many birthdays in the next three months. Zach Shapiro, Zach Weinreb, Margot Ashtray are all in May, right? They're all in one week. Yeah, it's very tight. We got Theo 420. Stop. I can't even talk about the fact that Theo's turning four because like I literally will end up opening one of these windows
Starting point is 00:02:17 and throwing myself out of it. That's crazy. Four is grown. Like do you want me to cry? Like seriously change the subject. Okay, I'm going to move on to another anniversary celebration. Toast anniversary is coming up. Yes, is it our fourth year or third?
Starting point is 00:02:29 Third. Okay, I was going to age us. We're going into our fourth. You know what? Like, anniversaries are. No, canceled. We started 2018 to 2019, 2019 to 2020, 2020 to 2021 is our third anniversary. Okay, yeah, but we're going into year four.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is crazy. It came up on my time hop because, like, but we're going into year four. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is crazy. It came up on my time hop because, like, I guess two years ago, we threw an anniversary party, which we should make more. Well, obviously not this year or last year, but we need to make sure we continue that tradition of throwing an anniversary party and inviting all of our friends and colleagues. No, I think that we will.
Starting point is 00:02:59 I'm so glad that we did it then because we have all the memories to look back on. And we were just looking, like, so fucking snatched on. And we were just looking like so fucking snatched. Yeah, we were looking like sickening. We just like woke up and decided to be snatched. Yeah, we woke up and chose to snatch wigs. Actually, no, like choosing snatchiness takes months of preparation. Years of eternity. But yes, it is our third year anniversary.
Starting point is 00:03:17 So for those who are new, for those who have been here from the beginning, we love and appreciate you and thank you for listening to the show. Yeah, so it's always a new time. And I do feel like with Passover, it is signaling, like, the rebirth, the new season. Spring has sprung, essentially. Spring has sprung, but I feel like with new season of toast, like, we're really also celebrating the new season. Yeah, I mean, we do seasons, but they start in, like, the beginning of the year.
Starting point is 00:03:37 But season, like, metaphorically, yes, of course, of course, of course. Yes, yes. Of course. So that's the good stuff about the space that we're in. Yeah, we also have a great show, of course. So that's always important to acknowledge. We have a Real Housewives of Atlanta recap at the end of the show. And I don't have much to say, but I'll do my best.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Yeah. And we have the Fast Five. Did you watch any other stuff this weekend? No. Or read anything? No. This should come as a shock to no one. I was pretty much on a three-day bender.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Have not stopped drinking since the weekend started. And I'm curious if other people are struggling with this kind of post-pandemic fatigue issue. Because for me, in the last month since vaccines have started to roll out and the city's really pretty much open, I have been going out so much and partying so much. And it's wearing on me. But, like, I feel this, like, inane, I don't know if that's the right word, like, this internal guilt to, like, keep going out because I couldn't go out for so long. But, like, I'm tired, too.
Starting point is 00:04:38 And, like, I don't want to turn down plans because I know, like, what me a year ago would be dying to say yes to these plans. But my body, like, if I were to listen to my body, my body would say stay the fucking side. But I'm listening to my head. I think that you can't compare like right now to a year ago. Go at your own pace. Listen to your body. Acknowledge the space that you're in. And still use your judgment.
Starting point is 00:04:59 You don't have to all of a sudden go to everything. That's not who you are. No, I've been dancing at every party, you know? You can't dance at every wedding. That's the truth. But you haven't been to a wedding in so long that's not who you are no I've been dancing at every party you know metaphorically you can't dance at every wedding that's the truth but you haven't been to a wedding in so long like so maybe you should yeah so that's currently what I'm doing I would say pace yourself you know your body better than anyone just listen to it yeah if I'm listening to her right now she's mad at me for like what we did this weekend like no sleep she was always mad club another club bus you know she was always mad
Starting point is 00:05:25 about yeah you know that's also she never feels good though that's part of the as long as you're having fun at the things that you're doing you're always gonna have to pay the price you know and i saw some great celebrities this weekend like out and about in town i saw zane and gg and so tall so skinny so in love nice yeah they were like literally huddled over each other the whole time no baby in sight but that's okay because I'm sure they have a nanny. His parents night out. I think they can afford one. P.N.O.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Yeah, no, it was cute. It was actually just like crazy to be in the presence of like two people so famous. I was thinking to myself like this is, you know, maybe the closest I'll get to a One Direction reunion. That's where my head was at. No, I think you'll get closer sometime. Yeah. I think you'll be at like a concert once like Harry Styles and like Niall is there.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah, you know, I've actually been thinking a lot about Niall Horan. I'm so glad you brought that up because I've been really really even though quarantine is over I've been really spending a lot of time inside the quarantine playlist which is such a fabulous place to be and a couple days ago I was listening to that song that he wrote for some music. When nothing's out of reach, it feels like I'm finally free. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Right. Finally free from the movie Smallfoot. Smallfoot.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Thank you. And so I was listening to it, and then it just caused me to just go back and appreciate some of Niall Horan's music. And if you would have told me the day that One Direction broke up, that Niall Horan, out of all them, in my opinion, would have some of the most popular and arguably best music out of all the soloists in One Direction, like, you would have, like, I never would have believed you. Like, yes, Harry's is more critically acclaimed, more award-winning,
Starting point is 00:06:58 but I think Niall's is way more, like, accessible pop music, radio hits. And he's really undervalued in the music industry, I think. Yeah. Well, I'm glad that you're seeing him. Everyone deserves to be seen. And I see Niall Horan. I actually saw him in concert. Literally, I saw him.
Starting point is 00:07:14 You have seen him for a while. I have seen him. I have laid eyes. And it was a great night. It was the Flickr World Tour. We bought merch. It said Flickr, but it looked like it said fucker. Because the L and the I connected. So Snitch and I had a good laugh about that. That's actually a great t- it looked like it said fucker. Because the L and the I The L and the I like were connected.
Starting point is 00:07:26 So Snitch and I had a good laugh about that. That's actually a great t-shirt to have, a fucker t-shirt. And it was really a great night. And also it was like a split concert. I wouldn't say one was opening
Starting point is 00:07:34 for the other because it didn't feel that way with Maren Morris. Oh, that is good. So we just had a great night. I do find it interesting when people go on tour together. They don't like open for each other.
Starting point is 00:07:44 They go on tour together. And it's like open for each other. They go on tour together. It's like, what is the better slot? First or last? Interesting. Well, and I'm sure like the argue, like when you're first, you can acknowledge that space. So you're going to make the argument
Starting point is 00:07:54 that it's better. You get to go home earlier. You know, you get to be performing when it's like light out, which is just like better lighting. But you can't avoid the fact that like second is better. Headliner is the second well
Starting point is 00:08:05 I was watching Joan Rivers documentary recently for like the 50th time and she amongst the million things she was doing she did a show in Atlantic City she co-performs with Don Rickles and she was like when we first started like I asked to go first because like I wanted to get home first and so she's like everyone thinks like Don Rickles has a better spot but I actually have the better spot right so I think it could go both ways it's just like I also think if two people are going on tour 50 50 like how come and and the second slot is the better slot and they're equally big artists like why don't they switch off every night and by the way usually they bring out the second artist like I'm sure Marin is saying seeing blind right yes so you have to wait yeah you have
Starting point is 00:08:40 to wait you can't go home anyway so yeah it actually sucks to go first but that song seeing blind is so good yeah also just while we're on the subject because you brought up smallfoot um kids movies i just have an update about descendants something that i learned about descendants for descendants for the royal wedding is going to be animated animated movie wait what like and cartoon cartoon i don't understand cartoon the characters are like voicing their characters and it's going to be cartoon like but is it like a continuation of the story yeah because they were like engaged and now it's a royal wedding no and you know what it is you know what it is it's a disgrace is what it is you can't just change mid-franchise from animated from real life to animated no it's so disgraceful it's so hurtful and like
Starting point is 00:09:26 we put up with a lot with Descendants 3 and to do this on number four that's who asked for this that's weird Kenny Ortega should know better it's sick the whole thing sick sick in the head so I was so excited last week and I'm no longer excited I'm sorry for you that that's been taken away it's okay because I didn't know like I'm just gonna go back to a few days ago where I didn't even know Descendants 4 was like two words I would put together well actually speaking of franchises Ben um because it was his birthday and like you know you can't say no to someone on their birthday he's been like begging me to watch Harry Potter with him because like he's obsessed like he read the books he loves the movies and I obviously say no
Starting point is 00:09:58 but I literally could not say no to him on his birthday so we watched it like on Saturday afternoon and we had um he chose one because I said don't show me one where like the kids when they're young they're cute then there's a few movies where they're like a little weird looking because they're going through puberty and then they like grow up to look like themselves and I'm like don't show me any of like the puberty ones like I hate watching kids go through puberty like Bran Stark syndrome I don't like it and we watched number four and I have to say I love franchises like Twilight like and I think a lot of them get bad reputations I have to say like this movie was a piece of shit like and I
Starting point is 00:10:32 don't mean to offend like the Harry Potter community but oh my god like that's your hero like literally the worst movie of all time and it never ended and I'm saying that knowing that you know one of the main characters in the prison no what was the movie called I don't know ask about one that you watch prisoner of Azkaban but that's not number four Sorcerer's Stone goblet of fire thank you um do you know the main character is in goblet of fire who I'll give you one clue Edward Cullen Robert Pattinson yes he's in He's literally the star. So you must have loved it. You would think because he was young and so cute like so handsome. He must have been like 16 like you could tell he was gonna grow up to be like you know the blood-sucking vampire of our dreams
Starting point is 00:11:15 but he was just like had this youth and this innocence and I couldn't believe it so I was like actually into the movie at first but oh my god they dragged it out so long and it was so bad. Wow I mean I would never think that you would like it and I feel like if you ever would like it you really do need to watch it from the beginning to care at all no no I've seen Sorcerer's Stone I saw the first I think I saw the first three and then I saw the third one and I found it to be so scary like there was a big tree and the campers were quaking yeah and I And I was just like, I don't watch scary movies. Yeah. What the fuck is this? So I am not a Harry Potter stan.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Harry Pirater. I think that if I took the time to watch each movie now as an adult with maybe like I could handle it, I'm sure I would find it to be really good. I'm sure it's like. No, I'm telling you, like there is a myth. Like it's not good. Really? Like I can't believe people who like that like judge us for watching Twilight like now having seen like a lot of Harry Potter and all
Starting point is 00:12:11 of Twilight like it like bothers me that like Harry Potter is like critically acclaimed and like Twilight is like considered like you know trash I've never compared the two like to me when I'm thinking about Harry Potter it's I Harry Potter I'm like reminded of Game of Thrones Yes me as well So how many movies did you watch? One But I've seen three so now I've seen four out of six What do people say is the best movie?
Starting point is 00:12:35 I feel like the early ones People really like the first one I feel like everyone really enjoys the last two Oh everyone really enjoys the last two Unfortunately they just lost me on number four And I will not be making it to five and six. Yeah, but you know which one I did like? Number seven.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Love number seven. Is that a story today? No, it's not. So let's just talk about him. Okay. We talk about number seven all the time here on The Toast. And again, it's really niche Gen Z drama. So let us explain it to you from an old person's perspective.
Starting point is 00:13:00 And we have explained it and it's not drama. It's like the most. It's not drama. Sorry. It's news. Yeah. So this video had went viral on TikTok and we've spoken about it a lot of times. We posted it to our Instagram and we'll re-up it later today in our Instagram stories.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Because it was just like this pure video of like this football team, high school football team in Michigan, like celebrating after a win. And I guess like their, you know, tradition is to sing Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe, Lover by Justin Bieber featuring Sean Kingston. And it was just like a hilarious video that went viral because it was so precious. And the quarterback, I assume, was number seven. He was kind of the star of the video.
Starting point is 00:13:33 And he just looked like so cute. And everyone, like all these 30-year-olds were like, well, who is this, you know, 17-year-old who's making our heart flutter? And so he's just like, the video went viral. And he's just been like living his life as like a viral sensation. He's actually going to Harvard to play football. Like he's really good. I found out literally a few days ago, and I think it like just happened, that he is
Starting point is 00:13:52 dating Kendall Burtes from Dance Moms. Jill's daughter. I know we all remember Jill's daughter. Yeah. Big deal. Huge. So I never watched Dance Moms. So I-
Starting point is 00:14:04 Oh my God, you didn't? No. So I don't know Kendall. I'm so sorry never watched Dance Moms, so I... Oh my God, you didn't? No. So I don't know Kendall. I'm so sorry to disappoint you. No, no. Don't be sorry. Like, you have a journey ahead of you. Dead ass.
Starting point is 00:14:13 You think I would like it at this point? Oh my God. Really? You would love it. It's twisted. Like, it's so... Excuse me. I'm alive.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Am I? Yes. Okay. It's so, excuse me, I'm alive. Am I? Yes. Okay. It's so good. And there's so many stars born. Chloe Lukasiak, who is a toaster. Maddie Ziegler, of course. Kenzie, Naya.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Like there's just, it's so fucking good. And honestly, you should watch it. If not for any other reason, then just get to know Principal Holly. Okay. She is really the only one with her head screwed on straight okay maybe i will and then oh my god in the beginning like the whole candy apple drama jackie you will die like it's so fucking funny okay and the dances like i actually think it's interesting to watch they're actually like really good dancers yeah that i didn't know yeah it's good so number seven oh sorry is dating. So Kendall wasn't, I believe, a part of the original cast.
Starting point is 00:15:06 She came in a little later on and she was very good, like a major threat. Like the pyramid was quaking. You'll understand that reference in a few days. Okay. And so how do you feel about the relationship? Everything. Like I think it's, I love an age appropriate relationship. I love like two, you know, Instagram stars finding love.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I think they're probably, he's from Michigan and she, she was on, she has to live in Pittsburgh because that's where Abby Lee Dance Company was founded. Yes. And I think, I think it's like a good, I really do think it's a good match. That's really cute. And I have to say, like after I posted about it on my stories, I did find out that Riley Vertez, Kendall's sister, is a big ass toaster and she she kind of gave me like some tea. And she just said like they're really happy together. And like I'm so happy for them. That is so cute. I'm so happy for them. I'm
Starting point is 00:15:51 so happy for number seven. Like he has stayed in my heart and in my mind ever since the video. And so to hear this great news, plus he's going to Harvard, like we just love to see it. And like I feel like he could have dated like anyone, you you know and he could have went for like an obvious like LA girl but the fact that he like I don't know I don't know Kendall at all but I just feel like she's a nice like hometown gal and I feel like she's down to earth again don't know anything about her but I just get that vibe from her Instagram so I think it's really cool that like he chose her and she chose him and they are like gonna live happily ever after together and I would like to be the godmother of their children yeah they chose each other just like Theo chose McPlant.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Theo is eating the plant. This plant is actually, while beautiful, proving to be a little bit of a hindrance on our production. You know what we need? We need a plant that hangs from the wall. Yeah. Not one on the floor. Theo, come here. Come here, my angel boy.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Come. He goes hard for McPlant. Come here, Theo. Come on. Do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do. There he comes. Come here, my angel. on. Do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. There he comes. Come here, my angel.
Starting point is 00:16:47 My cutest. Come along with me. And how's Theo doing today? He's doing good. Like, really feeling strong, thinking. Did he watch Bruce on the episode? Uh, he did not. He felt hurt that he was kicked out of the studio because of his cousin.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah. But you know, like, everyone deserves a little shine. It's true. We all are really good. I think we're all really good singers. We all sing a lot. That's the best fucking video, that Victoria Justice video. I agree.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Okay. Okay. I feel like we've dilly-dallied long enough. I feel like we've caught up, and now it is time to get into the fast side stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And that's definitely true, Jax. I am a bad person. But in honor of Brutidoo not being here, I have the next best thing.
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Starting point is 00:18:58 who have switched to Bruch in the last couple months and are just so grateful for the elevated experience. Yes, love Bruch. Sign on. Get a Bruch. the last couple months and are just so grateful for the elevated experience yes love bruce sign on get a bruce okay are you ready for our first story we need to talk about this bridgerton breakout star reggie jean page aka the duke of hastings will not appear in season two why but why so the bridgerton official account um penned a letter by Lady Whistledown saying that It was a great announcement. It was a great announcement.
Starting point is 00:19:27 It was in Lady Whistledown's tongue. It was the best they could have given us like bad news. Yes. Letting us know that he will not be in season two. Now on the one hand it's not a huge deal because season two it follows a different Bridgerton child. We will be following Daphne's brother the Viscount and it's based on the book The Viscount Who Loved Me whereas the first season was based on the book The Duke and I so he each season is not meant to
Starting point is 00:19:50 be about Phoebe yes it's all going to did I call her Daphne I think one of her real name is Phoebe oh okay I think her real name is Phoebe and her name is Daphne in the show right okay okay cool cool um cool cool cool yeah so they wouldn't be the focal point of season two but of course like just like the Viscount was in season one like you know we'll get some action from the siblings in season two so let me say this when it came to the second movie I kind of assumed we might like never see Phoebe and Simon or Daphne and Simon again like maybe like one season like they go to their house or something like to me me, they're going to live in the country, right? Like they have this whole life.
Starting point is 00:20:27 So I thought that neither one of them would be in the show, period. Well, I think that like they'll be in the show in the sense that like it'll be the London season. The Duke and the Duchess are going to come to the parties. And the fact that the Viscount's sister is a Duchess, like helps them in the marriage market. So it's just like they're not stars. And I'm sure they'll have an easy job of writing the show without the Duke of Hastings being present but like it would have been
Starting point is 00:20:49 a treat to see them everybody fell in love with them no it's so bizarre like he must have gotten a huge gig yeah so I mean I think that's probably what it is and definitely doesn't want to like commit to more seasons of this show he's a star now. He probably is commanding major roles. And to do a little cameo in this next season isn't worth his time, which I understand. I don't know. I don't know if I understand. I think there's a very delicate thing in Hollywood,
Starting point is 00:21:14 like with the thing that made you famous, a lot of people like run from it. Some people lean into it. And I think, yes, it made him a huge star, but it could have been like a flash in the pan. It really could have. I think maybe committing to one, maybe two more seasons, like wouldn could have been like a flash in the pan. It really could have. I think maybe committing to one, maybe two more seasons,
Starting point is 00:21:27 like wouldn't have been the worst thing for him. But that's just, that's just my business perspective. I personally agree. Cause I'm just like, you know, nostalgic like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:35 But I'm sure he has some great roles lined up. It's just going to be sad. It's sad for the fans that we don't get to see him. Yeah, no. And I, as much as I'm sure the new season of Bridgerton is going to be good like I really am here for like the Simon and Daphne story I know but we're like the ship that like I know has sailed no completely like they got their happy
Starting point is 00:21:55 they're gonna have like season two has actually a lot to live up to because it's like a whole new storyline and season one is so beloved which brother is it the older one or the one who goes to those parties the older one okay the one who goes to those parties? The older one. Okay. The one who was in love with the opera singer. Right? Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Because he's the Viscount. There could only be one Viscount in the family. And he's older. And he's a Viscount who loved her. Yeah. I really didn't like him or his sideburns. No, I really didn't like him because he was just like not being good at his job. He was unlikable as fuck.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Yeah, no. And he wanted Daphne to marry like that. That nasty Nigel. Yeah. And she was the jewel of the season. The diamond of the season. Makes no fucking sense. Makes no fucking sense.
Starting point is 00:22:32 He's going to have a lot to answer for in season two. Yeah. You know, now that we're taking the time to get to know him, which nobody asked for. No, literally. I want to know why you wanted Daphne to marry Nigel. Yeah. I'm excited just for like a new season of something like we can all be excited about. But also the Viscount
Starting point is 00:22:46 was good friends with the Duke of Hastings so like in his pursuit of marriage like he could have gotten marital advice from the Duke. But now he can't. Wouldn't he lean on
Starting point is 00:22:53 his married friend? There's just gonna be a couple plot holes. Married friend and brother-in-law? Right. Who's gonna give him sage wisdom? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:00 He doesn't have a father. His father passed away. He's like there's gonna be a gap for sure. For sure. So, devastating news for Simon, the Duke of Hastings. But we wish you well on your journey to megastardom. Yes, that is very true.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Now for some sad news. DMX has been hospitalized in New York. Terrible. He's been admitted to a New York hospital following a reported drug overdose. On life support. Like, it's really severe. Yes. The 50-year-old rapper experienced a heart attack triggered by an OD, TMZ reports.
Starting point is 00:23:32 On Saturday, DMX's representatives confirmed to Billboard that the rapper is currently hospitalized. And as of Saturday night, DMX is on life support, Rep said. A source had told TMZ earlier in the day that the Yonkers bread MC, who has a long history with drug abuse, had some brain activity, while another source said he was in a vegetative state. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, wishing him the best. Yeah, this is a developing story. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:56 But very scary, very sad. Very scary, very sad. Sending love to his family. Like, truly, that's so scary. Yeah. Like, wow. So, picking back up, Travis Barker joins girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian's family for Easter. By the way, this Kardashian Easter was one of their best.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Right. That's really what I wanted to talk about. Kardashian Easter came again. Palm Springs was shook to the core. Everyone was out in full force, including Travis Barker joining his girlfriend, Courtney. Courtney called him her boyfriend on a TikTok. Alabama Barker with the premium content. We already knew, but now we know.
Starting point is 00:24:33 For me, I didn't need a confirmation. The kids hanging out together, they're obviously dating, and they're obviously pretty serious. Yeah, I don't know, but it's just something so juvenile when you finally call someone your boyfriend, girlfriend, where it makes it real, even for the fans.
Starting point is 00:24:45 100%. So I'm living for it. I'm so happy. I'm happy for Kourtney. Her stock continues to rise in my book. No, I know. I'm actually quaking because my entire kind of belief system has been turned around because I'm obsessed with Kourtney and Travis Barker to the point where I think about them all the time. Yeah. No, it's so good. I don't want to think about it too much because I don't want to
Starting point is 00:25:08 like jinx it I know so I'm just gonna let time pass and then be like oh wow it's been months they're still together but like were his kids in Palm Springs because I believe that they were you oh I saw a TikTok of Travis in a pool with his son and it just like looked like the Kardashian pool well that would be beautiful that I know but like how big is that house they have that many rooms no I know it's really big really big, but, like, there's so many people. There's so many people. They each require a master bedroom, plus they have kids. Well, there's definitely, I think I remember seeing, like, a huge room with, like, bunk beds, like, for all the kids.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Like, there's a kid's room. I think there's literally one room for the kids, except maybe some of the older ones, like, Alabama probably gets, like, a regular room. Yeah, but still, I had the same thought. Like,ylie's not just going to be sleeping in some guest room neither is kim i'm sure all the bedrooms are like master suites they have like en suites they have bathtubs like i'm sure they're all but like how many are there okay well chris chris and cory kim kim chloe and tristan travis and courtney kendall kylie k. So that's six rooms, just family.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Yeah, but then if they have the bunk room for the cameras. One room for the kids. Then there needs to be a room for a nanny. Yeah, nanny. And like the adult kids, like Alabama, there's probably just like a regular guest room. So I would say that in order to stay comfortably, they need 10 rooms. Yeah. So yes, the logistics of this Easter weekend like did keep me up at night
Starting point is 00:26:26 because I was just like confused like where are they all sleeping like maybe there's a local like a local hotel some people see it out like I don't know yeah no and also I feel like sometimes when Kylie goes she leaves the same night but she slept over because we had daytime looks and then we had like next day Easter pleating vibes no and like everyone like everyone was there for the weekend so like make it make sense maybe they got houses. Yeah maybe they like rented the one next door. Yeah I think that's good. Yeah. There's no way this house accommodated this entire family. And even if they did like they're too rich to like be sleeping on top of each other for the whole weekend. Plus glam plus for all the campers. Assistance. Assistance all the campers it's not just one nanny. No and like
Starting point is 00:27:03 literally like how would even their cars fit in the driveway? Like I'm just so concerned about all of these things. Yeah. No. Like chef. Chef. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:27:10 It makes no fucking sense. So I think they rented another house in the community. Got it. I would love some follow ups to this particular conundrum. But beyond that they gave us so much content like Chris's gifts for all the. So beautiful. For all the men was actually really interesting in terms of who was um included can you pull up the picture tristan got golf clubs the clubs okay scott was noticeably
Starting point is 00:27:32 absent clubs chris jenner rob kardashian chloe kardashian kendall jenner kylie jenner kim kardashian courtney kardashian then there's a pair of clubs to the left that i can't to the right that i can't see um i saw one with all the guys oh I didn't see that one I think I saw Travis Scott Tristan Thompson Rob Kardashian I'm googling Kardashian I didn't see Travis I did not see Travis you didn't see Travis no but I just thought I just remember thinking like oh that's an interesting group of men in terms of the golf clubs. Oh. Can you find it?
Starting point is 00:28:12 Travis posted a photo of clubs that look like they were part of the lineup. No, no, no. Hold on. Let me just, I saw it. Hold on. This is too important. Just give us one moment. Who got golf clubs? Who got clubs?
Starting point is 00:28:21 Right. I just think it'll really kind of blow this thing wide open. They love golf. Well, they're in Palm Springs. Like, literally, what else do you do? No, and also, Kris Jenner says that the golf course is a great place to meet a guy. Who got them? Travis?
Starting point is 00:28:35 Travis got clubs. Yeah, no. Oh, and by the way, they also all got golf carts. Yeah. Like, what a gift. No, and it's like, it's just Easter. No, I know, but, like, this is probably, like, the most. And it's like, it's just Easter. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:28:45 But like, this is probably like the most low key gift to Christian or is ever getting. Yeah, totally. Oh my, it's bothering me so much. Like, why can't I find it?
Starting point is 00:28:53 I swear. I saw it. I'm like, Christian or golf clubs. I just, I'm not letting this go. Someone will also let us know. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:29:01 I know. But I just wanted to discuss. Was it here? know. Yeah, I know. But I just wanted to discuss. Was it here? Okay, maybe then I'm making it up if I can't find it. Like, that's probably more like it. But I swear. Wishful thinking.
Starting point is 00:29:14 You had a dream about it. I swear in my life I saw like a Travis Scott one. Oh, that's confusing. Travis Scott, Travis Barker. Oh, I didn't even think of that either. They have two Travises in the family. The Travi.
Starting point is 00:29:26 The Travi. Okay, whatever. What I was going to say was, though, justice for Scott, because it appears as though he was left out of this weekend. Well, you know what? Like, if you want to be with Amelia in Miami and, like, dating underage girls, then go and do that, but you just can't have it both ways. I completely, you can't get to be, like, the family-friendly guy
Starting point is 00:29:44 and also the guy who dates 18-year- I completely agree. Yeah I'm not even mad about it. Well by the way I literally could not even find it so that's so upsetting. Let me check one more place. Okay and then are you ready to move on? Like I don't think I'll ever be ready to officially move on from this particular story. Yeah. But for the sake of our show yes. Yeah but we could talk about it later like you and I. Okay you can move on I'm just just still no this next story I need your I need your full attention because it was something that you referenced earlier but pregnant Lauren Burnham and Ari Leindyke Jr. are planning to move to Hawaii that's crazy they are moving to Hawaii they said revealing that their family will soon be residing on the island of Maui they uploaded an eight minute tour of their new digs on YouTube the
Starting point is 00:30:22 hillside home is beach adjacent and features a deck, four bedrooms and two bathrooms. We're going to make all these memories here. We're going to have the best life. It's going to be like the perfect spot to raise our little babies. It's going to be cool. Ari said in the video, this is like a dream for us. That is so cute.
Starting point is 00:30:37 First of all, they are just like, I'm still waiting on, you know, the apology from Bachelor Nation to the Leindyke family, because they're like some of my favorites who just like are not thirsty at all. Like they just live their life in Scottsdale, soon to be Hawaii. I'm really, really happy for them. And I really commend people who can just like, you know, throw caution to the wind and just like move to Hawaii, you know? Like I wish I was like that.
Starting point is 00:30:58 No, and it's like I thought they were living the life of Riley in Scottsdale. But like, no, it's just going to keep getting better. I do feel like they're always in Hawaii. They got married Hawaii they have a connection I saw I follow one if not both of them I saw that they were in Hawaii like making content and like saying they had something to reveal but they were obviously like purchasing their home yeah no so I but I didn't like click I didn't I didn't fall for the clickbait I didn't fall for the clickbait but I should have because it was like it was very interesting tour they're moving to Hawaii. I'm going to watch his home tour. I find that really interesting.
Starting point is 00:31:26 And I'm really happy for them. I just like really like them. I think they're really nice people. Yeah, I agree. And their family's growing. And what a better place than to be born on the beach. Like, hello. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:37 And they're expecting twins. Oh, cute. So there'll be a family of five. Yeah. In a four-bedroom house. Ooh, don't talk to Kris Jenner. Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story it's a little donut news the fifth and final story yeah the fifth and final story no it's the final story yeah thank you i like that. Krispy Kreme debuts Oreo glazed donuts for the first time.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Take a look at these bad boys. Oh. Yeah, no, they sound better than they look. Okay, can I tell you what I was thinking before you ruined it with that photo? Oh, like donut, Oreo donut? No, I was just kind of thinking the same, like, glazed donut, but the glaze is like an Oreo glaze. So it's still just like a plain donut.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Oh, it's like a little cookies but the glaze is like an oreo glaze so it's still just like a plain donut oh it's like a little but it's like a cookies and cream glaze what you just showed me looks like no offense because i love the entomans brand but those box of 12 donuts they have with the chocolate covered the brown sugar like they're really subpar and they look like the chocolate covered ones yeah i totally agree we'll post a picture of the krispy kreme donuts on our instagram do not worry but sounds better than it looks can i see it again yeah there's too much going on I don't understand what I'm looking at okay here's what's the donut yes you are looking at those hostess like donuts that are like the chocolate on the outside but it's like a crust and it's not premium honestly I thought then I I really expected Mike Tubigari whatever his name was to do more what was his name Mike Tulsi
Starting point is 00:33:03 Mike Tullerberg let's just go look at our episode title oh yeah it was definitely Mike Tattlesdale oh Mike Tattlefield something like that yeah hold on hold on I'm on my way Mike Tattler this episode requires like the most research okay Mike Tattersfield you were close um Mike Tattersfield like do better this is not fucking it at all okay so not only it has that like hostess look on the outside it's like a shell of hard chocolate on the outside of a plain donut which is gross and then the inside um is like stuffed with a cream filling like filling ew like so sick i will try it but probably not like it so the donut chain has partnered with oreo to create
Starting point is 00:33:44 two brand new treats. Oh, there's two. The iconic glazed waterfall will be transformed to cover donuts in a rich cookies and cream coating. Oh, that's what I just said. That's what we want. The two limited edition donuts have also been added to the menu.
Starting point is 00:33:55 The Oreo glazed donut. That's what I just said. And the Oreo cookie over the top donut. So there's a donut with a cookie on top. Maybe just the photos they took are bad. Yeah, these are bad promo photos. The former is covered in the new glaze stuffed with cookies and Krispy Kreme signature cream. So there's a donut with a cookie on top. Maybe just the photos they took are bad. Yeah, these are bad promo photos. The former is covered in the new glaze stuffed with cookies and Krispy Kreme signature cream,
Starting point is 00:34:09 then topped with crumbled Oreo pieces and an icing drizzle. The latter is topped with cream and chocolate icing, then finished with an Oreo cookie. Is anyone, like, confused and confounded? Three donuts, they all sound the same. No, like, this is just so many descriptors for a donut. I know, and I will try it, of course. but I just want to say I'm disappointed in the photos but speaking of Krispy Kreme which has been just like the topic of discussion for the last week since Passover is over we're having a delivery from corporate yeah that's right they saw our episode and we're
Starting point is 00:34:39 gonna be doing a mukbang on our YouTube we also got the tall house chocolate pie from Beverly Hills cafe that we raved about last week tall house chocolate pie from Beverly Hills Cafe that we raved about last week. Literally, there's one remaining Beverly Hills Cafe in Miami Lakes. And you and I spoke about it, obviously. And I got reached out to by every single person who worked there, who's ever worked there, who owns it, who claims to own it. Every single person. We got ourselves the tall house cookie pie. So that plus the Krispy Kreme delivery will be a like a sensational mukbang and you better subscribe to patreon.com slash the morning toast we have some good stuff coming up this month I'm actually really excited me too um okay those were the past five stories I feel as though you needed to know
Starting point is 00:35:18 them debatable debatable definitely the Bridgerton of it all and definitely the Palm Springs Kris Jenner of it all but I think other than that oh DMX too but I had already known that um other than that you could have lived without today's episode no kidding no I just like to talk so whatever same but let's talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta and then I want to talk about all the other shit I watched sure so Real Housewives of Atlanta we wrapped up our trip in um New. And I actually felt bad for Drew. Like her whole trip went to shit. And she tried really hard to like make it a nice trip. And I think in the beginning it was.
Starting point is 00:35:50 But it got overrun by the drama. And honestly, I am like the biggest Marlo fan. But like I don't know what the hell she's doing. No, I mean she was so wrong. All over the place. All over the place. She said she was drunk. So like maybe we should just leave it at that.
Starting point is 00:36:03 But she. No, but also like next week did you watch a preview what's happening they had said that they heard from somewhere yes yes that marlo got liposuction and that's why she was like said her back was hurting her she didn't go to like half of the events yeah actually like it's a decent theory and so maybe she was just like out of sorts because she was acting a fool like why am i being put in the middle while literally like firmly placing herself in the middle when nobody put her in the middle no she was acting a fool. Like, why am I being put in the middle while literally, like, firmly placing herself in the middle when nobody put her in the middle?
Starting point is 00:36:26 Yes, no, she was being crazy. And when she was, like, taking the picture, she's like, move in, Figs. Like, when they showed the flashback, I was like, move in, Figs, that was funny. Right, no, it's funny, but she was just being mean to everyone. Yeah, she was, like, on one. So I think she said that it was the Patron,
Starting point is 00:36:40 so, like, maybe she was drunk. Maybe her back, like, I don't know. But I feel like she doesn't stand by that. I hope not because, like, she's usually, like, maybe she was drunk. Maybe her back. Like, I don't know. But I feel like she doesn't stand by that. I hope not. Because, like, she's usually, like, pretty, like, I feel good following her. But I was like, what are you doing? And she really did make a whole scene in front of Big Freedia. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:58 But sometimes you're on a trip and, like, things just go haywire. Still crazy. And there's always, like, a night that's, like, weird and crazy. Haywire. Yeah crazy. And there's always like a night that's like weird and crazy. Haywire. Yeah. Yeah. No, I completely agree. Like drunk and hungover and tired.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Jet lagged. And cabin fever. Yeah. And it just like things go south. I agree with you. But what I feel so, you know, kind of proud of is like since I started watching Atlanta, like I've always without a doubt like blindly followed Miss Portia Williams and after last night's episode I just felt like
Starting point is 00:37:29 even more cemented in that feeling and like so proud of my decision because not only is she so funny like she just makes me laugh so much when she was going toe-to-toe with Kenya and like giving Kenya nothing just being like yeah yeah you're jealous like I was living for it because it was driving Kenya up a fucking wall and like I just really can't stand Kenya and I think Portia's like the only one who knows how to fight with her and I was just living living for the whole scene like her not giving Portia like in her not giving Kenya like an inch whoa he's he feels like about to fall off right let him like he needs to learn no no no I would never let you know yes I agree and then like by the end because Portia didn't give Kenya the reaction that she wanted,
Starting point is 00:38:07 it's like, wait, so Kenya, what did you want from all of this? No, and it's like, she could say. What do you want Portia to say? That she fucked Bolo. And literally, Kenya's like, no, I mean, I don't care, but, like, stop lying. But you do care. I don't care. It's so obvious that Portia, it's giving me, like, vibes from, like, Brandy and Denise.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Like, it's obvious that they fuck, but, like, the point is, is that it's none of our business. And it's certainly not fodder for the TV show. I totally agree. Like it's obvious that they fuck, but like the point is, is that it's none of our business and it's certainly not fodder for the TV show. I totally agree. So it's the same exact situation. Of course, Portia fucked Bolo. Like she's a single woman. Why shouldn't she?
Starting point is 00:38:34 Who cares? It's none of our business. And she obviously didn't want it brought up. And Candy, who I now have so much respect for, is the only person who really understands what's going on. Candy was right next door. Candy knows she was fucking Bolo and probably tanya was in there too candy says it's
Starting point is 00:38:48 nobody's business yeah and candy is unwavering in her refusal to talk about it which i really appreciate and respect i completely agree i love that her and portia just like fled the fucking state and oh my god like when they when the lights went out and they got stuck there and they like they go to commercial break and then they're just like magically home like how did they get home? No I know. I think they had to stay probably for like three extra days like it was a bad storm. I want to know how long if they like had to move flights and stuff but I feel like if they did they would have shown it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know I'm just like I'm so poor shall I get me out of here one because I'm not having a good time and two because there's a storm like I'm not being
Starting point is 00:39:23 stuck here with these girls. No I was literally like having anxiety thinking about if I was stuck like on a vacation, like yeah, you could just stay in your room and like do your thing. I would just like want to be home so badly. So badly. I've made the decision now like that. I feel like we're enough of the season in.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Like I really like Drew. Yeah. I think she's like a good time gal. She's fun. She did her best planning the trip. But like when Kenya was like in the confessionals like this trip sucks like South Carolina I win I was like oh my god I cannot no one's even comparing the two yeah I just can't stand her I know you can't and where has Brooklyn been I don't know we didn't like she said she was gonna check on
Starting point is 00:40:02 her at one point in the episode yeah but like we, we literally didn't see Brooklyn the whole episode. Yeah, but, like, I didn't think we were going... Like, I think she's just trying to be able to do it all. No, I know, but, like, on the previous trip where she brought Brooklyn, like, Brooklyn was, like, the center of the whole thing. I guess. I just, like, haven't even seen her, like, in the bedroom, like, hanging out in the back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Maybe she's in a different room. I think she's in a different room. With an eye. Like, Kris Jenner's house. Right, right, right. It all comes back to Kris Jenner's house. Yeah, next week does look really good, though. Yes, I'm curious about this whole liposuction ordeal. Like Kris Jenner's house. Yeah. Right, right, right. It all comes back to Kris Jenner's house. Yeah. Next week does look really good though. Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I'm curious about this whole liposuction ordeal. Like where did Marlo go? Like are they taking appointments? You know? 100%. 100%. 100%. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Other stuff that I watched this weekend that I just want to share with the class. So I told you I watched the movie Elizabeth last week and I really didn't like it. So I watched the other Bowling Girl finally because I really liked the book. And while the movie was good and I can imagine if I had only watched the movie and not read the book I would didn't like it so I watched the other bowling girl finally um because I really liked the book and while the movie was good and I can imagine if I had only watched the movie and not read the book I would have really liked it but considering the book was so long and like everything was really drawn out and like took so much time I thought that the book the movie was really rushed and I was like if I didn't read the book I would have no idea what's going on you know so then I started the book Mary Queen of Scots but it's 800 pages and I was already like
Starting point is 00:41:04 I did the sample on Kindle. And I was just like not sure if I was going to continue. And I was like, you know what? There's a movie about this. Maybe I'll read the movie. Maybe I'll watch the movie because just like Bowling Girl, just one or the other. So I watched the movie Mary Queen of Scots starring Schwarze Ronan. Oh, Saoirse.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie. Cute. And it was, I didn't love the movie, but I liked the story. So I was like, maybe I'll continue reading the book. So right now I'm still reading the book, but I'm at like 8%. I don't know if I'm going to continue because otherwise that will take up all of my time. But then last night I started the show The Last Tsar, which is about the last Tsar of Russia, Nicholas Romanoff.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Girl, you are just like on a journey. I'm on a journey, which is why like I can't be watching Dance Moms. No, no. I'm telling you like please like for me like I just first of all I know you will love it and second of all like it's really a cultural phenomenon like I think just like for research purposes like you need to be more well versed in the pyramid in the abbey lane I'm not good at my job and like I know you are but like you could always be better you know okay do better. Do better. I hear you. Do better.
Starting point is 00:42:05 I hear you. I will go on the journey with you. Like I will rewatch it. It's so fucking turned. Like it's so good. Okay. Like just let me, give me a few days to like come out of what I'm going through right now. Yeah. And like, while I really am happy for you on this journey, like I just like, I don't
Starting point is 00:42:19 really agree with it. Like this whole like historical figure thing. Like you need to get back to watching trash. Like let's go back to Hallmark. Like it's like, we need to dumb ourselves down. Like this is morning toast okay no no i know and i know that it's like it doesn't like i spend all these hours watching all this stuff that like has nothing to do with the show job and like when you bring it up i'm like happy for you i'm like people don't care you like about the queen okay i think some people care because i get a lot of recommendations and my name is like a lot i would love to be wrong please let's add a
Starting point is 00:42:44 segment the queen of scott's segment like i would love to be wrong. Please, let's add a segment. The Queen of Scots segment. Like I would love that. The Queen of Scots segment. Do people want to hear it? I don't know. Let us know if you're interested in this historical journey that I'm on. You know, maybe I could spark notes for you guys
Starting point is 00:42:55 and we could all learn a little something. Yeah, that's true. Like me, know nothing about history. Me, no smart. So it wouldn't be that bad, but I'm just used to talking about like dumb shit on the show. Yeah, but like I'm still doing my homework. Like I'm still watching The Housewives and whatnot.
Starting point is 00:43:11 There's nothing on tonight, which is such a joy. Such a joy. And it's like after this last year of like literally watching so much garbage, like I need to be filling my head with. Premium. Better stuff. That's fair. That is a fair point.
Starting point is 00:43:22 You're right about that. So that's where I'm at. Also, speaking of books, Redhead's Mad that is a fair point you're right about that so that's where i'm at also speaking of books redhead's madness is underway okay let's talk about it and it's madness you guys oh like march madness yeah you keep calling it redhead's madness and i'm like what's it's maddening like i didn't know you meant like march madness and that makes more sense yeah it's like march madness for all the redheads books everyone has been voting the polls. We're about to hit the semi-finals. We have one poll that's going right now. How many books is it? We have done 18 books total. So now you're at the top four. Yes there's two polls that are finishing themselves out. It looks like I know
Starting point is 00:43:56 who the winners are going to be and both of them are shocking. Like genuinely shocking. I am shocked by the Redheads. Well so I was keeping up with it briefly but I've only read like three or four of the redheads books so I couldn't vote in most of the polls um and I actually had completely forgot that my book was a choice for the redheads so had I known that like I would have been more invested in like all the voting and stuff but you told me yesterday when I spoke to you that I made it to the semi-finals when like I dead ass thought I was not even gonna like I didn't even know I was involved in the chart and the fact that I made it to the top four like if I don't make it one step further I'll be so glad like I'm up against Maya Angelou like real fucking authors yeah but again like all of so many of the books that I thought would be like straight to the semis out so let me tell you about your journey first you
Starting point is 00:44:36 were up against the glass hotel which um I was probably one of the most literary books that we chose so it's an easy win everybody hated it like oh good okay books that we chose. So it was an easy win. Everybody hated it. Oh, good. Okay. Easy win. True. And it was my choice. And I just, it was on every list, like every recommendation. And I just don't think it was, it's not what the redheads were into.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I got it. Message received. Easy win. Then you went up against Nothing to See Here, which you've read. Which I loved. Loved, loved, loved that book. You swept the category. Next, there's a match
Starting point is 00:45:06 going on right now between Code Name Helene and How to Fail at Flirting. Two Jackie's choices. And shockingly to me it looks like How to Fail at Flirting is going to be winning. Which is what you'll be going up against next. Because if you were going up against Code Name Helene, which I personally think is the best Redheads book. Like it's my... That's just your... Not the best that we've read. That's just your opinion. My favorite one. Wow. I would be sitting right here. I would be book like it's my that's just not the best that's just your opinion my favorite one wow i would i was sitting right here i would be so conflicted no that's okay no and i already came to peace that i was going to vote um for you actually no but i don't want sympathy votes that's the thing that's why i didn't even want to address like i didn't want
Starting point is 00:45:36 i really you don't i want the redheads community to like really i don't want to go with their hearts i don't want to win because i'm like talking about it like i want to win either because i deserve it and even if i don't win i'm so proud to have made it to the semifinals. Like, and I really, really mean that. It truly is an honor to be nominated. So I didn't even want to like talk about it because I don't want to sway. I really want people to vote with their hearts, like not with like, you know, the Stanhood of the toast. So now my prediction, even though all my predictions so far have been wrong, I do think, I think it's going to come down to in the finals, girl with No Job versus Before We Were Strangers.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Wow, that's so crazy. Like, so, like, in the finals, yeah. And Everybody Loves Before We Were Strangers, which was a snitch's choice. You should read it. Has it been sweeping its own, all the... Yeah, it's swept every category so far, but it hasn't gone up against anything too difficult yet, I don't think. Whatever, like, even if I make it to the finals, like, again over me just because you like hear me saying it now like if you've read the book yeah please vote keep the integrity of redheads madness it's really important to me like
Starting point is 00:46:32 for real yeah no and so far I feel like I think there's definitely a lot of integrity but I also think that um some people tap through and they're accidentally voting in the second I did that so for the next round I'm going to move the poll to the left so that we can have, you know, more clarity in the results. Or just make it a little smaller. I know, but yeah, no, I can, I think I'll be able to achieve the integrity. Yeah. But you guys, some of like the fact that
Starting point is 00:46:56 Husband's Secret is beating My Dark Vanessa, like what? I thought we all loved My Dark Vanessa. No, this is the thing. Reading is so personal. It's personal as food. It's as personal as food And as personal as comedy Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:07 So It's highly interesting And I think it will definitely Instruct our choices Moving forward Yeah You know It's like
Starting point is 00:47:14 Oh you guys just want rom-coms All day all night Right No that's what I was saying Like And that's what I've learned You know I usually
Starting point is 00:47:19 Like for the last like Ten years The only books I've really read Are celebrity memoirs Now getting into this whole Like non-fiction space I've really read are celebrity memoirs now getting into this whole like non-fiction space I've realized like wait non-fiction right yeah um what people like fiction sure what people like it's like romance murder and sex like if you don't have like at least four like very erotic scenes in your book like I don't want it no and the redheads don't
Starting point is 00:47:40 want it no Colleen Hoover like she is she is literally, like, writing these scenes. I just saw her on TikTok. And I guess you never think about, like, who the person writing is, because you just think from the perspective of the narrator. But now that I know, like, Colleen, and she's, like, a mom, and she has kids, like, I'm like, I cannot read these sex scenes. Like, I know her. No, sometimes looking at the author's Instagram is the quickest way to ruin the book.
Starting point is 00:48:02 No. Sometimes it supports, like, everything. It just depends on the type of book. But sometimes it's the quickest way to ruin the book. No. Sometimes it supports like everything. It just depends on the type of book but sometimes it's just like, what? No, but also, I really liked following
Starting point is 00:48:09 Colleen Hoover on Instagram. I mean, on TikTok because she did like a whole makeover of her like writing room and she has these bookshelves that you need for like the redheads.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Like even in here, just like keep track. They're DNA bookshelves so they like spiral up and they eventually, when you have them filled out, look like a DNA spiral. And it's like really cool. Oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:48:30 And, but you, I mean, you only have 18 books. Like I think it's literally like 100 books per. We'll get there. Yeah, you'll get there. It's never too late. It's never too late. And considering that it's clear that everybody loves A Snitch's Choice,
Starting point is 00:48:41 this month is Snitch's Choice. Christina Lauren, Twice in a Blue Moon. Like I think it's going to be like before we were strangers vibes I think people have already finished it and they were like they loved it so that will be really exciting makes it the perfect time to become a redhead if you are a redhead please vote in the next round of redheads madness coming to our Instagram stories today at like three o'clock one more thing so on Friday's show we were wrapping up and then we forgot like that we had something to say. And we had a whole conversation like after the wrap up. And we said like we feel like nobody hears us when we say something like that we forget
Starting point is 00:49:12 to say after the wrap up. And I have to say, I got absolutely no messages. Like nobody heard the end of our episode. Oh, I saw a thread in Toast After Dark and someone sent me today that their screenshot of their podcast app where every episode says like three minutes left four minutes left um they stopped listening most of them but some people heard it enough to like start a thread about it and talk about when they stopped listening so here's the deal people who listen on their phone on the podcast app they end when we say that's all she wrote right by the way it's not over yet keep it it's not over people who listen
Starting point is 00:49:41 in their car they let it play out and then it cues up into the next thing so I think if you're listening I would say if you're listening with airpods you stop if you're listening like far away and the pause is far away you just ride it out interesting okay because like I try to always you know get everything in before the thank you so much listening to the morning toast but things happen things do happen and usually we're pretty good about leaving it all behind us. But I just thought I would get a bunch of messages from people being like, no, I listened to the last second. Nope.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Oh, so since you're not listening all the way to the end, definitely. Go back to Friday's episode. Oh, no, no need. I think I was just giving a redheads update. Oh. Right? I don't know. Clearly wasn't that important.
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