The Toast - S4 Ep62: Universality, Relatability, Community: Tuesday, April 6th, 2021

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

Forbes Finally Admits Kim Kardashian Is a Billionaire, Kim Kardashian is getting into skincare (Page Six Style) Kardashian team working hard to remove unwanted Khloe photo (Page Six) Bravo will continue to film Jen Shah's legal drama after fraud arrest (Page Six) Godzilla vs. Kong Opens to $48.5 Million at Domestic Box Office, the Biggest Weekend of COVID Era (PEOPLE) One of the web's pioneers will be wiped from the internet in May (CNN Business) Kelly's Mindless News via Hello! The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having an amazing day. Spring has sprung in New York, and we hope you're just living it up. It is a beautiful day. It's really feeling like it's shaping up to be a beautiful week, Claude. Yeah, I mean, I'm like, I'm really having a hard time. Like, my entire week consists around my sleep schedule. Like like I take my sleep schedule so seriously and I just cannot get on like a good journey and it really affects like my mental health and just like my physical well-being the next day like last night could not go to bed all fucking night the second I fall asleep Ben wakes me up why he goes Theo keeps

jumping off the bed I think he has to pee so I go fucking take, go fucking take him out. What does it look like, my problem? And he didn't. I just like went back to sleep. But like I was just entering an REM cycle. And so then like Ben was like futzing with Theo the whole night, like worried about him like he was going to die or something. I'm like, he literally just had to pee. So it was just like a journey and a half.

And I don't know why Theo had to pee at 5 in the morning because that's like not something he usually has to do. But he had to pee. Like when nature calls, she fucking calls. And Theo answers when nature calls and Theo said yo bitch I gotta pee he picked up the phone so my my my rem is like all off I feel like my face looks so puffy like I am just unwell today well I'm so sorry I'm on a journey to um mental and physical wellness and I invite you to join me because I invited you last night. I know. I'm very much considering doing a wellness retreat. Good for you.

And I'm really excited. I think I was dreaming about the retreat last night and I think I should do it. I like so support it. Just I think it's like a little overpriced. That's my only kind of stipulation. It is. And why I won't personally be going. Yeah, no, it is overpriced.

Like they clearly know they can charge these crazy prices because like people are paying. And you're missing a few where like we have some vacation time coming up at the end of the month. And I think I'm going on a retreat, you guys. Have the best time. It's going to be like very eat, pray, love. I think I should watch that movie before I go. You definitely should.

Have you ever watched it? No, have you? No. It just like looks so stupid. No, totally. Actually, speaking of movies. I feel like it's going to make me not want to go 100% speaking of movies that like I should have seen but never had yesterday I decided to watch a movie that I can't believe I haven't seen um but it just like

came up on Netflix I'm like you know it actually looks good it was like country vibes I watched Brokeback Mountain for the first time ever and everyone was like I remember when it came out and it was like getting Oscar buzz it was like oh my god gay sex like everyone was like it was literally like the most like now like there's so much sex on tv like it wasn't even that crazy like you didn't even see butt or anything like it was yeah totally fine but it was such a big deal at the time it was such a big deal at the time and the movie was amazing honestly it was so sad like I didn't know that's what I was signing up for like I was getting really choked up at the end star studded tell. Tell me if you knew this. Anne Hathaway

is like a major character in Brokeback Mountain. No, I don't think I knew that. Obviously, you knew Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, and it was obviously sad to watch Heath Ledger. Also, Michelle Williams. I don't, maybe I knew that. I think that's where they met, and they like fell in love, right? Yeah. It was just like a really interesting kind of moment in history and it's an excellent movie I highly recommend on Netflix I just I don't know what compelled me to watch it but I really enjoyed the journey wow I'm so happy for you thank you I didn't watch any TV yesterday I just got so booked and busy you know that's like that happens when you're stars like us like meetings meetings meetings meetings meetings meetings well I also watched Caught Up on RuPaul's

Drag Race and we made it down to the final four. And it's just like Redhead's Madness, semifinals. Exactly. Just like it. Just like it. So I just really feel like it's so crazy.

This season has been so good. And I think for the first time, this season is a season where like my favorites, like I barely even noticed in the beginning. And like the ones that I loved, like honestly, my girls are Candy and Simone

and they both made it to the finale. But if I'm just being, like, a good Drag Race fan, like, I don't think either of them really deserve to win, like, definitely not Candy, and, like, Simone has just disappointed me so much in the last few weeks when she was, like, so clearly the winner from day one, like, I've been saying that that's the one Rihanna message, like, she's been so clearly, but she's just kind of, like, fallen off, whereas Gottmik and Rosé, I literally could not stand Rosé, but she's been like acknowledging how she was like weird in the beginning of the competition because she didn't want anyone to say anything bad about her. And now like she's really like coming to her own. She's so talented. Her and Gottmik have like been killing every single challenge. Like even if they don't win, they're in the top

two. They both are just like so robust their looks queens their comedy queens their acting queens their music queens rosé is an amazing dancer i think one of those two should win and i never thought i was gonna say that because i was like a simone ride or fucking die and as much as i love candy muse like she barely made it in the top four like she's not making it all the way but i don't know got make or rosé like i would be happy with well if i've been listening correctly you have have been concerned with Simone for a while now. I have, right? You've been saying, like, every week, yes, Rihanna messaged her, but, like, she didn't, has not upheld.

She keeps letting me down. Like, the, she started off strong, and it's been downhill from there. And in her confessionals, like, in the last episode, she really, like, bawled, because she's like, I don't want that to be my story, like, that I fizzled out. But I'm like, that's literally exactly what's happening. She made it to the top four, so, like, she didn't really fizzle out, because it's still, I don't want that to be my story, like, that I fizzled out. But I'm like, that's literally exactly what's happening. She made it to the top four, so, like, she didn't really fizzle out because it's still, like, a huge accomplishment. But I know, like, last season, like, I love the looks queens.

Like, Gigi Goode I loved, but she did not deserve to win. Like, she was just a looks queen. She really didn't do anything else. And so now I'm really focused on finding a queen who, like, checks all and Gottmik and Rosé like really check all the boxes I mean if I'm gonna make a prediction based on your recaps like based on what you say week to week of who's like coming in strong Gottmik yeah I mean Gottmik is everything like first of all she won snatch game which is such a big deal she's also the first um openly transgender contestant i think on the show i remember there was one other contestant who came out as transgender during the reunion i think she's the first and that's why they've been changing a lot of the

vernacular around like ru has like these um phrases that he says like at the beginning of every challenge he always says i made the best woman win now he says may the best drag queen win. So I think like Gottmik's influence is like really powerful. And she's like this young, she's just like exactly what Drag Race needs. Like she's this young, she was just on the cover of like Attitude magazine. Like the community lives for her. Like I do think Gottmik is going to win. I think so too. And I like live for Gottmik. When are the finals? I don't know. I think they do like a special and then. Got it. I forget.

But usually it's live like in a ballroom in LA and like it's filled with like drag race fans and celebrities like Miley Cyrus went one year like, but they obviously can't do that. And last year it was peak quarantine and they like filmed it at home on Zoom and it was pathetic. Like, pah-fucking-thetic. Like the worst. But it was also the beginning of quarantine like

they didn't know yeah hopefully this year they can do it like I don't know maybe at the Drag Race studio like yeah yeah something crazy just no fans no fans but it's it usually is the best night of the year because like they all lip sync for their lives so hopefully like they make it a production because last year was just completely unacceptable but it was extenuating circumstances of course of course okay I'm excited for you. But speaking of the finals, Redhead Madness finals are today. The polls are still open for the semifinals,

but it does look like it's coming down to before we were strangers versus girl with no job. No way! Yeah. Oh my God, this is so unexpected. It's an honor I checked the polls yesterday and I didn't want to keep checking because like I just didn't want to like I was very tempted to obviously like influence the polls like with my Instagram um but I didn't and I checked and it was like 40 50 like it just started so like I wasn't wow I just want I want to thank the redheads first of all for

believing in me the the redheads host and I want to thank the Redheads, first of all, for believing in me, the Redheads host. And I want to thank the Redheads community for really, you know, as a first-time author, just, like, opening up to me and just accepting me for the author that I am. I'm, like, literally getting choked up. Like, I think I'm going to cry. No, like, this competition has been fierce. Fierce. Twists and turns at every round.

And may the best book win. 100% Every round. And may the best book win. 100%. Well, I don't want to like now say it and have like people go and like vote against me. No, no. I mean, like you guys, we need to protect the integrity of Redheads Madness. 100%. So stay voting if you have read these books. And I do think it's a sign that you should read Before We Were Strangers because it's obviously like girl-no-job quality.

Okay, that's my next book. I haven't even had one up on queue yet. Sweet. Fabulous. Oh, also an update from yesterday's show. I have been, you know, I stand corrected. And I'm not too, you know, big of a woman in more of a literal sense because I'm obviously physically a big woman. But I'm not too big of a person to admit that I was wrong.

And I was wrong. And I was super wrong about the historical... Journey. Journey that Jackie's on. I thought people would not be interested in it. But the feedback is fierce. And I listened to the feedback. And the feedback says, no, no, no.

We live for the historical journey and Dance Moms. Like, get you a girl who could do both. They said, we live for the historical journey. Take us on it. And they also said, Jackie, you will love Dance Moms. So I know you're like really hesitant. I will get there. But Jill Vertes commented on our Instagram yesterday. Like, I don't know how you can disrespect the name of Jill Vertes.

I wouldn't dream of it. And I'm telling you, I will watch Dance Moms when it is my time. I understand. Today is not my time. But the time will come, I promise you. For when I'm just like looking for some light-hearted dancey fare. And I know you didn't even like mean to, but you like dressed like a dance mom's contesting today. With the low bun and like the athleisure.

Maybe not the Louis Vuitton boots, but. Yeah, no. Like it's a very athleisure look because I wanted to wear this sweater. I like it. And so you just need to like dress around the sweater. And also it's like I'm on my last day of hair before I need to wash it. Same. So it was a low bun, which I haven't done in so long.

Cause I've been like living for doing my hair, like with my Dyson. Um, but today I was like, fuck it. My Dyson's been acting up. I think it needed a few days off. I like one of my biggest regrets in life. I always say, you know, there's three stories I always share. Dennis's funeral. Turkey baster.

Turkey baster. And I think I have my new one because one of my biggest regrets is obviously not getting in that police car. Oh, of course. Everyone knows that story. So are one of the three going to be bumped

from the rotation? No, that's my third. Oh, okay. But you said you have a new one. Yeah, but it's really not that big of a deal. But my biggest regret, like dead ass,

is purchasing a Dyson Airwrap. Like, I think I'm probably one of the only people who thinks it's like an actual piece of shit. And even if it worked the way that it did and it cost $200, it's still too expensive. So the fact that they're out here having the audacity nerve and gall to charge people $600, it's crazy. It's so stupid. And I've used it four times. So I would have said completely agree up

until two months ago, you guys have probably like noticed the day I learned how to use my Dyson um and now that I've learned how to do it it's made the biggest difference I know how to do it like I watched videos I've done it I thought I knew and you need to like I found the one thing that like just makes my hair look like I got it blown out or that I was capable of doing a round brush myself and and for me who's not capable of doing that like me neither it is now worth it but you have to find you have to make the Dyson, you have to listen to your Dyson and make it work for you. I know, but it's like, I paid $600. Like, I don't need to listen to you.

I know, but you need to take the time to curate, like, the experience. I'd rather just go to Drybar. Really? I find that to be the most painful thing you could do to yourself. 100%. I haven't been to a Drybar in, like, four years. I'm so glad, like, you know, as a society, especially in New York, like we came to the conclusion that like dry bar is terrible and a waste of money.

And like we've all kind of moved past that phase of our lives. Guaranteed to hurt your feelings in some way or another. Yeah. Or like physically hurt you, like pulling your hair so hard. Or like leave purple shampoo residue on your forehead when you're not even a blonde. What? Did that happen to you? I came home after like my ugly ass blowout. purple shampoo residue on your forehead when you're not even a blonde. What? Did that happen to you?

Mm-hmm. I came home after like my ugly ass blowout and I looked in the mirror and there was like purple on my forehead which is what they use for blondes to like preserve the color. I'm like I don't have dye in my hair. I'm not even blonde. What is the reason for the purple shampoo? What was the reason? I have no idea. They wound up like giving me a free blowout but it's like oh great now i have to go back actually one free cookie the one good thing about dry bar was those little sugar cookies they have at the front but now because of covid they probably don't have that yeah so it's like the one good thing or maybe they're more now like individually

wrapped or something yeah yeah no i'm so glad we're over that phase but um we digress the dyson air wrap yeah dennis's funeral turkey baster dyson's joining the dyson's but i feel like dyson phase but um we digress the Dyson Airwrap yeah Dennis's Funeral, Turkey Baster, Dyson's Joining the Mix. But I feel like Dyson needs to work its way like those three they didn't just one day we decided. I know it was a natural progression of things. So many things bring you back to that story. Yes. And I had not heard your Dyson story. I saw it on your Instagram once but that is not a pattern maker. No but that's like my like classic unpopular opinion like I literally fucking hate the okay but I think that's a different category than stories that you can't help but no but I'm just letting you know like I'm going to be bringing

it up a lot like just to kind of prove like I'm so this like this quirky girl who like does different opinions and other people yeah you're just like contrarian I'm just like so crazy you're just different from other girls honestly I'm not like other girls like at all like you know I drink beer bro and like I'm just I don't know I just prefer to hang out with dudes like I'm a guy's girl you know I don't think people think you're like other girls I just want you to know that no no if I was like anyone else like the world would be fabulous no it would not be able to handle like the torture that is me. Like I'm truly one of a kind. Yeah.

We all are. I think we're all one of a kind. Oh my God. That Victoria Justice clip like will literally lives in my head run free. No, anytime I use the word all, I'm Victoria Justice. Yeah. I mean, I think we all sing a lot. And anytime I use the phrase for me.

But not for me. Or if I'm referencing, you know, the ambulance industry. Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance. But not for me. So we have a great show for you guys today. No TV recap because thankfully The Bachelor wasn't on last night. But tonight we have Real Housewives of Dallas and then we have Kardashians.

And there's a lot to keep up with in the news this week, especially the Kardashian drama of it all. We have Kardashians tonight? No, no, Kardashian news today. Oh, yes, we have a lot to discuss, and so I think without a further do-do-do-do, where are you? Do-do-do-do-do. What song am I singing when I sing that? Do-do-do-do-do, where are you?

Is it Scooby-Doo? You want something, ten left it. What are the lyrics? Beep. It's the one. Where are you? You are so annoying. Like what is it? I've never watched Scooby Doo. Me neither. I don't know him. I'm sorry to this man. And honestly like Thelma looks annoying. I said it. I fucking said it. Oh, I think she's styling. Wilding. Living it up in the city. Okay, did we do it? Nope, we haven't cringed yet.

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No, it's like pretends he's not, like, following you on Instagram, but it's, like, there, acknowledging. They should, like, after the disgrace that they did, like, not only with the Kylie thing, they, like, are embarrassed that they called her the first self-made billionaire, then they got shit for making Kim a billionaire when she, like, wasn't or whatever. Like, all these kind of mishaps when it comes to the Kardashians like going into their tax reports and saying that they lie about all their money like they need to never mention the

Kardashians again no I know and I feel like we reported a few months ago that Kim was officially a billionaire not from Forbes but from other Bloomberg veritable financial sources and now Forbes has decided that she is a billionaire which which we knew. We've been knowing. So she must be like a super billionaire if Forbes has to come to the table. No, honestly, I'm embarrassed for Forbes. I'm so embarrassed for Forbes. Aren't you embarrassed to be so messy when it comes to the Kardashians' finances, like getting in fights with them on Twitter and stuff?

Forbes is like really in the last year, especially when it comes to the Kardashians, but now overall, I take their word just like so much less seriously ever since that and I found out that like they actually don't choose Forbes under 30 like people have to apply yes I totally agree and also a little more Kim business news is that she is getting into skincare yes she filed a slew of applications to trademark the name skin by Kim on March 30th, according to documents. I love that name. Yes, but it's S-K-K-N, Skin by Kim. I don't know. I'm always very cautious of, you know, putting lots of K's together, you know? I just think it's not a good, like, road to go down, but we have to learn from history, and I'm just, I'm afraid Kim is not learning. Like, I get it, like, Kim Kardashian.

I guess it's also a big sign, if that means she's like probably changing her name because it would have had to been squinted by Kim if she was still Kim Kardashian West. But why couldn't it just be skin? No, I don't know. Maybe she couldn't get that trademarked. I don't know. I don't know. But judging by the filing, it will have skincare, hair care, nail products, perfumes, candles

and more. Oh, candles. She already has candles. And she has perfumes. So I wonder if they'll fall under, if KKW Fragrance will now fall under Skin by Kim. I mean, that would make more sense because I don't think the fragrance industry is like that big

where she needs her own company, KKW Fragrances. Like the fragrances can fall under like KKW Beauty even. And I wonder if this is just a rebrand from KKW because she's no longer KKW. Oh my god that's such a good call. And so the KK in skin is like to emphasize that she's KK now and she's dropped the W. A very interesting idea but did it say that they're going to be selling beauty products? Skin care. Yeah. Oh, I guess. No, like makeup palettes. Yeah. So will KKW Beauty stay KKW Beauty? Then maybe skin covers every other category.

And then maybe like one skin picks up. Merge. Merge. Oh, yeah. Merge. Merge. Joggers. Merge.

Maybe one skin picks up, then the beauty comes under skin. They merge. Yeah. And then they. They merge. Yeah. And then they could sell merch. Yeah. This is, you know, do we need another brand? No. Do we support and purchase?

Yes, we do. And do we continually follow the various business ventures of the Kardashian women? Yes. Yeah. I mean, it does feel like in a certain way for the Kardashians at least like the beauty space is like oversaturated for them. And I feel like why Skims is like so successful and I don't know for sure but Skims has to be more successful than KKW Beauty.

And that's because it's like a it's an untapped market within the Kardashian empire. So like this is just like for me like and they also say Kris Jenner starting a skincare line which is obviously different. it's just like a lot like maybe like create like something like totally new and random like I don't know like kids toys like something stupid I would say I'm sure it feels like to us like it's a lot but if the sales are there why wouldn't they keep if it ain't broke don't fix it why not keep up with demand if the sales are there if the sales are there yeah but so I'm assuming since they keep putting out new beauty if the sales are there. If the sales are there, yeah. But so I'm assuming since they keep putting out new beauty stuff, the sales are there.

Well, I think for Kylie, like Kylie Skin and Kylie Cosmetics are like... Booming. Staples. What's so crazy is when she launched Kylie Skin, I was like, oh, this feels like excessive. But sure, whatever. It's different. And now it's like, I feel like Kylie Skin is so big and necessary.

And I think the way they launch it, like the branding is perfect. Like it's so Gen Z. It's so cute. I feel like soon it could eclipse Kylie cosmetics. Like I feel like now, I just feel like based on my perception, if I were the next Kylie product I'll probably buy will probably be skin and not cosmetics. I haven't really bought Kylie cosmetics in a while. Like I support and love. And And I just, like, it's not my type of makeup. It's, like, Instagram makeup, which is why it's so popular. But I go for, like, a more, you know, natural dewy look. Yeah, I'm actually wearing Kylie on my lips today. Passion, which is my favorite color.

Yeah. So this is interesting. What was the first Kim story? Oh, the billionaire. Happy for her. Congrats on all your success. Like, who are you dating next like that's where my head is kind of at you know I'm like so happy for Kravis that I think like we need Kim to

have that yeah but but Kravis was an unexpected choice for Courtney I think and so I just I don't even want to start thinking about who I want Kim to be with because I just wanted to be someone I wouldn't think yeah well because Kim obviously has a type like football players, rappers like that is her type so maybe it's time for her to step out of her box you know maybe a businessman beau or a baseball player I don't know like just something new. I think well she did date a baseball player. Who? I think his name was Austin. Miles Austin plays football. No no she dated a baseball player. Miles Austin hold on baseball players like truly make the most money and i think football wide receiver fine miles austin right yeah yeah he was hot yeah yeah kim i don't think she ever dated a baseball player yeah that doesn't like

sound like something but i think a businessman beau no of course i mean look at her she's literally a businessman what's the female beau? Bitch. No, excuse me. But, okay, also, thank you for bringing that up. I am reclaiming the word bitch. I can't deal with all these people getting offended. Who's getting offended?

Okay, like, literally a few years ago. This is, like, how the journey I've been on. Like, two years ago, I got into a fight with Olivia at the Regency Hotel. Do you remember? We were having, like, lunch lunch and I called her bitch. And like we were like in like a fake fight. But when I was like bitch, it like escalated into a real fight when like I was like still joking.

And I obviously had to apologize for calling her a bitch. But like I didn't call her a bitch. I called her bitch, which is so fucking different. And I just like to reclaim the word as like a sister type of word. Okay, well if I may may if I may interject here I was there I'm remembering it it's not as if you use like you call everyone bitch all the time. No but like I do. You guys were having words and then you threw in the word bitch so like sure you

decided that you meant it in an endearing way but. Oh my god my blood is literally boiling because that's just like not what happened and like it was it was like literally a joke until Olivia made it like not a joke okay I'm just saying like context is key you know I'm just saying like female to female like bitch is like a great word like I think that we should kind of reclaim it of course like a man calling a woman a bitch is never acceptable that's not what I'm talking about I'm just saying like like if Kim's like like a business businesswoman bitch like you know like I think that's fine really you okay I'm that's fine I I have no issue with the word bitch but like you really think the phrase like businesswoman bitch is like something that you would like no it doesn't even work but you know what I mean I'm

just saying like hypothetically you literally can't even like you hate the like if I call if I say like about that's like boss bitch like oh no I just don't think businesswoman bitch is like the right phrase that's not the word I'm look that's not like what I mean here what I mean is just like the word bitch is ours for the taking and like I have already started the journey and I encourage everyone to come along with me okay that I'm totally here for thank you and I'm just gonna leave it there I'm gonna leave it there and it's there goodbye good day sir are you ready for our next story sure kardashian team is working hard to remove an unwanted photo of chloe from the internet this is twisted this is team kardashian is going into overdrive to erase a private photo showing a side of chloe few outside of the family

get to see the image shows the reality star's face and body as she appears in a bikini by a pool without what what page six thinks is the heavy editing and airbrushing that our mainstays of photos kardashian normally puts on instagram the shot which page six has confirmed is authentic soon spread around the internet but many copies of the photo were taken down under legal threats from the kardashian camp which called the image beautiful but said they wanted it gone because it was unauthorized the Tracy Romulus, who's the chief marketing officer for KKW Brands, said the color-edited photo was taken of Khloe during a private family gathering and posted to social media without permission by mistake by an assistant. Khloe looks beautiful, but it is within the right of the copyright owner to not

want an image not intended to be published taken down. Okay, so before we dive into this, they say it was an assistant. My sources are saying it was MJ. Does MJ have Instagram? Can we, before we do anything, just have a moment of silence for MJ? Because after this fiasco she caused, I don't think she'll be invited to Easter ever again.

I disagree. So let's just take a moment of silence. I think MJ will be fine. I think that this was 100% MJ. Like I could so see this happening. She doesn't understand. She thinks Khloe's beautiful. Like she puts up the picture. Um, no, a lot of people are really like verklempt from this scenario because it really highlights like how all of Khloe's other pictures are so edited. They're comparing them to other bikini photos. Um, and especially her face, because she looks like a teenager in the photo like she actually looks like the way she used to look on like season one of the Kardashians like 15 years

ago so people are getting really bent out of shape and like what does this mean you know like what are we what message are they sending and I have really tried very hard to find a shit to give in my soul and I do not have one shit to give like I I want to care like about what this says for the beauty standard I do but I just don't I I so I guess people are upset that like this is what like I don't this story like makes me sad like this picture I think she looks so great and it's clear and I mean you see all these like Instagram pictures where people show how like with the right lighting and the right angle like you can literally look like a different person I think she's backlit here like no one would ever post a picture no

one Kardashian or other eyes would ever post a picture with this sort of lighting because it's just not flattering but also it's like yes sometimes Khloe's pictures she definitely uses an app that puts a little more makeup on her face, whatever it is. But we see her every week on the show. And even if like in her confessionals, I don't think that they have video filters that they put on the girls. And then we see her like in the Spartan race. Like we see her from every fucking angle.

Like we've seen her. We know what she looks like. Sure, she looks a little different in her Instagram pictures. Who the fuck doesn't? I just don't think that this is people like are making this such a big deal in general, not just this picture, like Khloe's changing face. But we see her. We see what you look like.

Like, it's not that crazy to me. Yeah, no. And like, I just personally don't care. Like, OK, you want to inject your face? Live your life. You want to look like a different person in your photos live your life like i've never been the type of person to like jump on the train of being like you should get the new face like yeah get your own face like i really don't care like

live your life but like what makes you happy do what you got to do protect yourself people are so mean out there like oh i wonder why we're all photoshopping our photos have you ever read some of the instagram comments on like a natural photo? Yeah. We're all like shocked, like everyone's face tuning. We live in literally the meanest country in the world. Like, of course she is. I just feel like we know what she like.

We see every facet of what she looks like. So no, to me, the most shocking thing about this is that Chloe looks like that because that looks like literally a picture from 2009. Yeah, it's like she's changed so much but she's exactly the same yeah so it's like you guys think she changed her whole fucking face like right so which is it now right now is it yeah right did she change her whole face or not I know this is probably just an unpopular opinion but like I just I can't seem to care like about the like the message of it all because people are like really bent out of shape that like this is just like indicative of like how much you edit their photos and how they influence the beauty standard

and it's like don't judge someone like until you know what it's like to be them like I'm sure it's impossible to like be churning out these thirsty photos like your entire business depends on it like every time you do like people are commenting on the size of your ass the size of your thighs the size of your arms the size of your neck the size of your chin so it's like if this is what she has to do to protect her self-worth like I can't be bothered to give a shit I agree with you but that's not like my initial thought my initial thought is like we know what these girls look like they they show us all the time so even if in one picture it's a little bit different like they post videos they're on tv like we see them from every single angle we know what they look like they can't hide they literally can't

they right they go on like talk shows yeah that's fair they're filmed from every angle on their show like if you want to know what they look like it's there for you they're not hiding yeah but the things that they can control and the pictures that they do post they're putting their best foot forward like all of us but I do think that their like attempt to scrub it from the internet made people more obsessed with the photo like that was their mistake I never saw this photo until you told me that this was a story. Yeah, no, I didn't see the photo. And then I saw the headlines.

And then I'm like, let me go find what photo they're talking about. And I found it on Reddit. Like, I think that always, it's always the cover up, not the crime, you know? Yes. And I think that is true here. Speaking of crimes, Bravo will continue to film Jen Shah's legal drama after fraud arrests. As they should. I disagree. Jen Shah may be facing prison, but. As they should. I disagree.

Jen Shah may be facing prison, but her Real Housewives of Salt Lake City drama is not going anywhere soon. The powers that be at Bravo are planning to make the federal fraud and money laundering charges she faces a central part of the reality show's second season, including exclusive footage of the embattled businesswoman's arrest, a source told Page Six.

Bravo knows full well that viewers are following every detail of this case and will continue to do so as it progresses. So producers plan to follow it just as closely and use whatever footage they legally can. So far, they have filmed the lead up and aftermath of Jen's arrest, as well as her co-stars reactions, of course. Source says it's rare that Bravo has a big hit like Salt Lake City on its hands right out of the gate. And the team hope to continue that momentum when production for season two began. Now, with the news of Jen's arrest, they are sure to have even more success than they

imagined especially since Jen hopes to continue shooting if Bravo and her lawyers allow it she can only say so much however as it remains an ongoing case oh I can just imagine I hate that I can I can't say I can't yeah I mean obviously this is like a golden egg in the hand of Bravo like Salt Lake City was an amazing first season people really enjoyed it and this Jen Shaw thing is the biggest thing to ever happen to the House Wives franchise like since Teresa going to jail like it's literally so big so of course they're going to use the opportunity there is like an ethics question here it's like why do we give a platform to someone who literally like abused her business and took advantage of elderly people,

vulnerable people and stole from them. Yeah. So it is like an ethical question, but I think at the end of the day, like Bravo cares about one thing and one thing only, and that's ratings. And like, this is going to be like probably one of the highest rated seasons in

housewives history. I understand that they obviously are not going to drop the golden egg that they have in this storyline, but, um, and maybe we'll see how it it plays out this is one insider speaking to page six so so you never know what the plan is but andy did break his silence yes on radio andy and said oy vey hoping and praying that none of it is true and that is true that

this has to go to trial and guilt innocent until proven guilty yes but i just think... But she didn't. Yeah, it's a federal investigation. And so now it... Whatever. I just... I hope that they follow the storyline, but at what point do we stop making glamorizing crimes and criminals and giving them a platform? Yeah.

No, it's... We're at a fork in the road as Housewives stands. Like, this is a true question of moral and ethics. And I don't know where we go from here. I really don't. And Bravo hasn't been shy in firing people who. For ethical reasons. For ethical reasons.

Phaedra, Leanne. People cross lines and they get fired. And Dorinda, turkey baster. I have been a proponent of that. Like, I really have. Even with people I like. Like, I loved Phaedra. But like proponent of that. Like I really have. Even with people I like. Like I loved Phaedra. But like she fucked up.

Like big time. And I am a supporter of. Leigh-Anne deserved to be fired 100%. I'm a supporter of Bravo kind of drawing a line in the sand at some point. And I feel like Jen Shah like was beyond the line like 35 years ago. Like 100%. But with this latest slew of crimes. She's beyond the line like 35 years ago like 100 but with this latest slew of crimes she's beyond the line 1 000 in the words of joey chabriani she can't even see the line the line is just a dot to her

right but can bravo still see the line like i know it's but see they're struggling with the same thing like ethics versus ratings and at the end of the day like bravo only cares about money and ratings and this is a golden opportunity I don't I mean I understand that that's true like generally how businesses operate money and ratings but there is also like a compliance like HR yeah you know I don't know and if it was just money and ratings then why not keep Phaedra like that right right yeah it was a huge thing no No, it's an interesting point. I'm very curious to see where it goes and what the conversations being had around it are.

Because right now it's so sensationalized. No one's even realizing that you are, in a way, glamorizing this crime. But people are just so obsessed with knowing what happened. They, of course, want to see it on their televisions. Yes, but I think there's a way that we can follow the storyline through the reactions of the women without giving jen shaw a platform any longer yeah yeah i don't know so we we'll have to see wait and see what happens and they better speed this season the fuck up yeah like get us the footage now. Yeah, like prioritize everyone. Drop what you're doing.

Get more cameramen. Yeah, start producing. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? It's a little big movie news. A little BMN. BMN. Sure.

Godzilla vs. Kong opens to $48.5 million at domestic box office, the biggest weekend of COVID era. Everyone's talking about Godzilla vs. Kong. Have you seen? No, that's crazy because $48 million would not have been a lot before COVID. Yeah, but I think you can also watch it at home. It debuted on HBO Max because Zach watched it over the weekend. I did not join him.

No. But he said it was really good and everyone's talking about it. So it's like the big box office. Of the moment. But it's the first in a while. Yeah, right. I don't know anything about this movie. Like, who's in it?

Okay. That I don't know. Who plays Godzilla? I don't know. And what about King Kong? I don't know. Okay, well, happy for the movie theater industry. I actually thought about...

Okay, the film stars... Thank you. Alexander Skarsgård. Love of my life. Millie Bobby Brown. Rebecca Hall. Brian Tyree Henry. Shun Oguri, Aza Gonzalez. Love her. Julian Dennison, Lance Reddick, Jessica Henwick, Kyle Chandler. Love of my life times two.

Demian Bashir and newcomer Kaylee Hoddle. I haven't heard of a lot of those people but happy for them that like their first big movie is like this blockbuster sensation I totally agree no I did not even know that there was a new movie coming out like that's how like in my own world I've been yeah yeah and also but like we're not huge on the action movies no we ain't it's big news oh also you want to hear something like kind of crazy sure so have you heard of this but you know this already but just for the sake of the podcast pretend like you know have you heard of this? Well, you know this already, but just for the sake of the podcast, pretend like you know. Have you heard of BitCloud? No.

Tell me more. I actually don't really know what it is. I actually don't know. I've heard of it. I don't know what it is. It's like a social media platform where like followers are like Bitcoin currency and like you can like make money. I have no idea. Like Elon Musk is on it.

There's like a lot of legit people on it. And someone has been impersonating me on there, like making money as me. And literally like I got so many DMs yesterday from people being like, is you on bitcloud like how can I follow you and I'm like I and the person you can like tweet it looks like twitter so you can like post like status updates status updates and this person like um it's obviously not me because they're not funny at all like their first joke was like am I a millionaire now like I would never say that like that's not funny you'd say billionaire right um so just psa if you're on bitcloud like that ain't me i wonder who it is i know that's what i want to figure out too like what loser is spending their time like if you're going to impersonate someone like impersonate

someone actually famous and recognizable so you can like actually make money but maybe i'm just like the perfect level of like z-list to go like under the radar on yeah but then I saw the person's trying to get verified yeah that could be like really sticky you could have an identity crisis on your hand no I know so like if anyone here like works at big cloud like I don't even know what that is like please help me like and also like maybe I want to join big cloud and they have my username so can I get it back over their profile take the followers yeah they literally have my they stole my bio from Instagram and they uploaded the picture of my book cover as maybe it's you maybe you did it when you were drunk no I don't think so but like it's definitely possible think about it it's definitely like in the realm of possibility I will give you that on a party everybody's like

talking about big cloud and you're like hey I, I should get on it. And then you're like tweeting, am I a millionaire now? LOL. It's a good theory. But even in my most drunken state, I would never make that dumb joke. Like for real. Okay. Okay.

So that's like the... That's how I know it really wasn't me. But that was a good, interesting little journey we went on. Okay. Fifth and final story. Something that I saw really is upsetting you one of the web's pioneers yahoo answers I'm upset will be wiped from the internet in May yahoo answers a question and answer platform that launched more than 15 years ago and became one of the largest troves of information and misinformation on the internet is shutting down

on May 4th here Here's the thing. I feel conflicted for a multitude of reasons. When I think of Yahoo Answers, I think of nostalgia. I think, like, of literally, like, Googling my homework answers. And, like, every now and then, like, Yahoo Answers, like, literally explained it perfectly. And, like, it saved lives. Like, it got me into college. Like, for that, I will always be grateful.

But it's important, lest we not forget that Yahoo is the company that literally canceled our show and ruined our lives and like literally is the worst place on earth. So bye. Peace out. But no in all seriousness like Yahoo Answers was a safe haven for a lot of us at a young age and it's upsetting. My affinity towards Yahoo Answers was knowing that there was someone out there asking the exact same question as me relatable yes you know yeah so whether you're

looking for advice or just like a tactical response like you're not alone else you know it's it's that feeling of universality and community and relation community community universality relations and communities. A hundred percent. Yeah. So like that is, I'll miss that. Like you thought you were crazy for like asking this random question. Like no, actually 30,000 people have also asked it. Yeah.

And others are answering and people are liking it. And like you're not alone. Yeah. And I guess there is a new forum. Like it's called Quora. Q-U-O-R-A. That has like kind of replaced Yahoo Answers. They come up first in SEO,

like when I search random questions. So it's not like we're completely lost, but I just wanted to kind of pay homage to a community that really served me at my most vulnerable in high school. Yeah. And also I feel like now it's like, if you have a question,

like there's a Facebook group for that. Oh, a hundred percent. You know. Like they'll dox you, but there is a Facebook group for that. But you 100%. You know. Like they'll dox you, but there is a Facebook group for that. But you might get the answer you were looking for. Worth it. Well, those are the five stories

and I feel as though you needed to know them. And I'm so excited because for the first time in a while, we've got a little Kelly's Mindless News. Like the 4th of July. Oh my God, I had no idea. Well, we didn't have a TV recap segment today, and I wanted to... It's been so long.

I know. And this is kind of breaking news. Kelly Ripa makes a revelation about her daughter Lola, and it's so relatable. Now, I just want to make it clear, we are in no way mocking Kelly. We need to have like a disclaimer, like... We are not mocking Kelly Ripa. We're ready like a disclaimer, like, we are not mocking Kelly Ripa for any of it. Already for subsidiaries, companies, or partners. Family members.

We have nothing but respect for Kelly Ripa, but sometimes her news can be mindless. Yes. Yes! Wait, we need to record it on the soundboard. Oh my God, that is good. Do it again. Okay.

We want you to know that this has no bearing on Kelly's family, businesses, or any of her subsidiaries. We have nothing but respect for Kelly Ripa and her family, but sometimes her news can be mindless. So good. We'll perfect it afterwards. Okay. Kelly Ripa enjoyed some quality time off work during spring break, spending it with her husband, Mark Anzuelos, and their three children. The Live with Kelly and Ryan stars' kids have grown up in the public eye.

Meh. And have appeared on the ABC morning show kids have grown up in the public eye, meh, and have appeared on the ABC morning show. Have grown up on her Instagram. Yeah, like, they're not being hunted by paparazzis, and I'm sure they live a very normal life. Except for the fact that they're, like, super rich. The Live with Kelly and Ryan stars kids have grown up in the public eye and have appeared on the ABC morning show over the years, but now that they are older, they prefer to stay out of the spotlight, especially her daughter Lola.

So why are you writing an article about her? But here we go, putting out of the spotlight especially her daughter Lola. So why are you writing an article about her? But here we go putting her in the spotlight. The doting mom wanted to mark her family's Easter. Oh is it the sun? Yeah no it's um Hello Magazine the number one um offender in Kelly Mindless News. The doting mom wanted to mark her family's Easter celebrations on social media on Sunday but told her Instagram followers that she's sharing a throwback picture of her kids instead as it was the photo that Lola had approved. This is so mindless, like I actually can't even follow it. In the picture, Lola and her brothers, Michael and Joaquin, were posing... Joaquin, sorry.

Lola and her brothers, Michael and Joaquin, were posing in the kitchen at their family home in New York, surrounded by extravagant chocolate eggs. They literally look like the ones everyone has from, like, Dwayne Wade. Fans were quick to react to the post with one writing, I love how prescriptive Lola is. I love how prescriptive Lola is. She's probably going to run a large corporation one day. While another wrote, my 14-year-old daughter is exactly the same.

I can't post anything without her approval. A third added, thank you, Lola, for approving. Super cute. Lola isn't the only one who prefers to keep a low profile. In an interview with Glamour Magazine recently, Kelly opened up about her son Michael's desire to stay out of the spotlight when he was younger. She said, I was not allowed to discuss anything. I couldn't talk about his life, his grades, even though they were great.

I couldn't talk about school. I wasn't allowed to show his prom pictures on TV. What? Even though I may have, as long. I wasn't allowed to show his prom pictures on TV. What? Even though I may have as long as I got the girl's permission from her parents. But like, still like, highly inappropriate. The doting parent added that she would never discuss any of her children

without their permission. That's good. Mark and... That's good. Kelly and Mark are doting parents to three children. It would be very unfair to use my bullhorn to discuss somebody that did not want to be discussed. I'm very mindful of that being the boundary. So this is Kelly's mindful news. That kind of seems like a direct response to us. Wow. The use of that word,

Kelly and mindful, never thought I'd see them together. Never thought I'd see it. But I think the takeaway here is that... It's really speechless. No, like, what is the takeaway? Like, what did I just read? So it's like, kids don't want to be talked about here. You go talking about them, letting you know, we're not going to talk about them. Right, but we're going to talk about them and exploit them just to let you know that we're not talking about them.

Got it. Well, thank you for keeping up with Kelly's Mindless News like the 4th of July. That's our show. It is our show. Don't turn it off yet because you never know. Something might come to us. I'm done. I guess I'm done too.

But we actually are not done because you are coming over later because we got our Krispy Kreme delivery. It is here. Thank you, Mike Tattersfield and the whole Kreme family. We got glazed and they happened to maybe see yesterday's episode because we got the Oreo that we discussed yesterday. I think the fact that they send the Oreo means they didn't see yesterday's episode. Or they're so good, they know we're going to love them.

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