The Toast - S4 Ep63: The Dramatic Granny: Wednesday, April 7th, 2021

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Hump Day! It is Wednesday, so do not forget to not only acknowledge the space that you're in, but also hump someone you love. I have Theo here today, thank God, so I'm all taken care of.

You're going home to Bruce after this. You're all taken care of. That's all we could ask for. Yes, acknowledge the space that you're in, and inevitably, you will hump someone you love once you do that acknowledgement. Nevertheless you will hum. I, before we go any further, I need you to acknowledge the space that you're in. One in which you stand corrected. If you're watching on YouTube Claudia's hair looks

sickening the roots down. Okay yes. Yes. But it's not from the Dyson Airwrap like okay we all saw your TikTok so yeah I did this TikTok we all saw your TikTok I know I did this TikTok because I really wanted to give this stupid $600 blow dryer another chance because like I literally already spent the money it's been sitting under my desk and I got to work and the final product looked pretty good um the final product was never seen again like literally when I got into bed at night like my hair was back to natural yeah it takes some maintenance it's not perfect so but then don't charge me six hundred dollars if there's a learning curve it's not perfect and I have to redo it in the morning so this morning I used a flat iron like I I made used other tools so you didn't use the flip trick I taught you no I used my Revlon

round brush which by the way like $50 the Dyson Air Op wishes she could be the Revlon one step well we all saw your TikTok and it looked amazing I know and now I feel like I put out misinformation even though you begrudgingly like had a sickening hairdo, you couldn't stop the results from being what they were. No, I know. And like I want it to be wrong. Like I spent that money. I want to have an easy time doing my hair.

Okay, so you're saying you're done with the Dyson. Like I don't see a reason to keep her. Because I have a number of people in my DMs who sent me their addresses who want you to send it to them. Me too. Once I decide to fully let go from it, I'm literally just going to choose someone and like surprise them with it. I think that's really nice. I'll clean it first.

I've only used it like four times. I think that's great. And I haven't used most of the extensions. Great. Everybody wins. So I just don't like, I don't know. I don't know. That's all I'll say.

Like, I don't know. I'm in this like really kind of confusing space. And I don't know how to acknowledge the space that I'm currently in because I can't really define the space like how I'm feeling well you know that in itself is a space so true limbo the space of confusion purgatory yeah yeah so take your time it'll it'll solve itself don't worry about it yeah I know I'm just like I know I have a new haircut so like I'm just kind of figuring out how to style it and I thought the Dyson Airwrap would like truly enlighten the new haircut and if anything I'm left more confused well uh your hair looks great today thank you

and so whatever you did or learned keep doing and learning Revlon and great but you never styled it like this before so like it took well because you know it's my short hair I only style it like this when I have short hair it looks great thank you so much so thank you thank you for the encouragement on the journey I truly appreciate it you're welcome i'm nothing if not encouraging so true unlike you who is just not encouraging my wellness journey okay tell tell them tell them tell them and i bet they'll agree with me tell them so jackie's been accusing me of not being supportive screaming at me to tell them jackie's being accusing me of not being supportive screaming at me to tell them Jackie's being accusing me of not being supportive I just wanted to set the stage sorry okay so I said

yesterday that I was going to go to a wellness retreat like my friend had recommended it and I did a little research and it looked so fabulous and I know two people who went there and love it utterly fabulous really expensive though but I was going to say I was going to make peace with the price and so I reached out at but they're completely booked until July, which like doesn't help me. I want to go in two weeks. Which was a blessing because it's literally an insane amount of money to spend on a week.

Right. Even on a vacation. Right. I need to get my wellness like on and pop it. On fleek. So I'm wanting to go sooner. But now that like I started to like think about going on a wellness retreat, I was like, wow, I really want to do this.

You're hooked on phonics. I was hooked on wellness. So I started, but also about going on a wellness retreat I was like wow I really want to do this so I hooked on phonics I was hooked on wellness so I started but also when I say wellness like it's also just like I want to get like it's a getting in shape like a canyon ranch yeah like a lose weight feel great clear your mind body and soul and body and soul exactly it's mental and it's physical so it's both um it's not just like a healing trip where I'm going to do like yoga. No, no. You want to like you want to do fitness and I'm going to eat right. You want to go to fat camp for a week. Yes. So I'm going to get my mind in my body.

Right. So I was really like excited to do this one, but then I couldn't get a slot. So I started doing some research and I found a different program that I'm not going to like put. No, don't put them on loss. Right. No, because I still might do it. You're just like not being supportive.

But I found a program that's literally just like a weight loss camp for a week. And it looks like so great and serious. And I want to go. I want to go. They have a spot for me. No, great. The week that I want to go. By the way, I support you because this one's reasonably priced.

And if you want to be a freak and spend an entire week like in a torture chamber, like that's on you. am supportive of that what i'm not supportive of is you trying to get me to come with you oh i mean i gave up on that i tried i tried no i zach would come with me he said he said like if i couldn't find someone to come with me that he would come and that's his job as a husband and it's it's pet friendly So Bruno's coming too. I am supportive of this journey. You are. This is 25% of the price. I heard you and Cintra at drinks last night just like talking about how crazy it was.

No. Oh, did she fucking snitch? Looking at the Instagram account. Oh my God. That fucking bitch. Okay. Ready? I did not.

She brought it up, Margo. And she was like, she's like, she's trying to get me to come with him. Like, yeah, she already started on me. Like she knows. I literally called Ben. I was like, everyone. I said, Jackie knows better than like, first of all, I don't do things I don't want to do. And I certainly don't go to weight loss retreats. So like, I'm literally the last person in the family who would literally ever go. And Margo's actually like a, a decent candidate to be persuaded by you. I thought so so too so she was like adamant and so she was trying to tell me to like lay to tell you to like lay off of her so i can't believe she would

even fucking bring that up interesting and i was just like this new place we were talking about how when you wanted to spend the money at the fancy place like we thought you were fucking crazy okay and then with this place like happy for you but we did look up some pictures of the facility and it does appear to be you know a cabin in the woods so that's all i'm saying it's rustic okay it's campy as long as you know what you're signing up for and like no one is gonna like sell you into a cult then go and live your best life i have been supportive of that i've just been looking out for your finances sorry okay fine i just would really like to feel some supportive energy as I try to make this decision. I know, but you know what? No, no, no. This morning I was leaning towards

like maybe not going because it does feel extreme. But now that I've said it on the show, like I think I need to, I think I have to go. No, the thing is, is that I have actually not been unsupportive at all. I've just been kind of like realistic, which I know is like not what you want to hear. And I think maybe you like coming at me saying I'm being unsupportive is kind of like realistic which I know it's like not what you want to hear um and I think maybe you like coming at me saying I'm being unsupportive is kind of what you're feeling inside like maybe I shouldn't go and you're trying to blame me no I'm just looking for like one person to like encourage me because it's like it's a big decision to make you know so I'm just looking for like I want to be encouraged to go and so when everyone's like being a bunch of naysayers well also you know this is what counselor and I were saying like I just worry about your expectations because like you are only

going to be away for like six days whatever like one of them is a travel day so like you know you're not really going to be there for so long the expectations of the weight loss you mean no just like you said you're going to come out a different person like it's only a week even like on the you know best most healthiest journey you're still the same person a week later so like I don't think I'm going to come out a new person. I think it's going to jumpstart something for me that I've been having a hard time jumpstarting myself. Okay. I support anything you want to do that's financial and financially reasonable. Okay. Um, and this new facility is, um, I don't think you'll have a good time, but sometimes self-care looks like hard work. think you'll have a good time but sometimes self-care looks like hard work go for it okay thank you for this about face what does that mean changing of the way that I have not said anything

different than I've been saying to you all week I did not I will be I will be very honest I did not support the first place maybe it's just like it was lost in like communication over FaceTime I wasn't feeling supported but But like here face to face. But I don't really know how you could say you weren't feeling supported because first of all, I support you and I wanted to look out for you. And I think you spending that money on the first place was so silly. And we agree on that right now. I don't know.

I think you get what you pay for. Okay, that. But then the second thing was like you coming for me asking me to go with you. Like that was kind of crossing a line in my book. Okay. that I want to spend time with you that's not what it is you just don't want to go to a place alone like in case they murder you so like now I have to get murdered too because you wanted to lose five pounds like yeah that's not worth it um I don't know I think that's being good sister it's honestly going above and beyond as a sister and I think we all know above and beyond the call yes I'm not that type of sister you are yes so that's why I was just like hoping someone could be that for me

but no you're asking a lot like you really are it's fine I'm going to make peace with the journey and now that I've said it out loud on the show I think I have to go okay and it will be an experience and I will be vlogging it of course of If anything, do it for the vlog. 100%. So in this one month of Patreon, you'll get our Krispy Kreme Tollhouse Pie vlog. Which the Tollhouse Pie was finally delivered today. It was delayed in transit, so we are filming it today. It just got delivered. So you'll get your Krispy Kreme vlog and your Weight Loss Journey vlog. And if you're ever curious as to why we have to go on Weight Loss Journey vlogs, it's because... You'll refer to the Krispy Kreme vlog. Right, right, right, right.

Yeah. Well, it's also Wednesday, so we have Dear Toasters, which I'm super excited about. Our advice segment, so that'll be at the end of the show. And Real Housewives of Dallas was on last night. And it was actually a pretty good episode. It was pretty good. I caught up, so I'm kept abreast. And yeah, I have some thoughts about

Oklahoma. I have some thoughts about Carrie. Got it. I have thoughts about Carrie, thoughts on our possible move to Oklahoma. I think that's the place for us. Yeah. No, I think you might be onto something. No, I think Stephanie Holman might've been onto something when she decided to be born there. Yeah. No, she did that. So yeah, what else did you do yesterday? I don't like, yesterday was like a blur. What did I do? It was was like busy I did a lot of errands and I did like a lot of stuff that I've been putting off you know like Ben literally posted a meme yesterday that spoke to my soul yes um where it was like you wait 16 days to do a task not even 16 days like six months to do a task that took you 15 minutes and you learn nothing from it and you're gonna do it that way again but yesterday like I did do a

bunch of stuff I had been putting off what'd you do um I just like I well actually it wasn't that productive because I had to pick up a prescription but the line was really long so I left okay dropped off some things at the dry cleaning literally one sweater that's been waiting to go to dry cleaning since November dry cleaning is like the most annoying errand because first of all it's gonna keep accruing so I might as well just like keep the pile going I know but it's like if I'm getting a dry clean it means like I wore it which means it's like one of five things that I enjoy wearing I know and I need it back but also I hate dry cleaning because I hate getting dry cleaning back like having to unwrap so much paper plastic wire hanger finding a new fresh hanger hanging it up like it's then it's like a job for me

so not for me. I'd rather just never wear that sweater again. Yeah, no, but I've been needing this sweater. Like, every outfit has been calling for this sweater. When you guys see it, you'll know it. Like, you'll know it when you see it. Speaking of sweaters, I got a new one that I'm wearing today. Speaking of sweaters, this one's old.

It looks cute, nonetheless. Oh, my time hop is starting to trigger me, like, hardcore now. Can anyone relate to this? Because I guess this time last year, were like peak activities in quarantine so like literally my um my time hop is reminding me of like all the puzzles all the meals RuPaul's Drag Race remember when I was knitting like oh my god I'm feeling so triggered I don't know what to do like I can't look at time hop anymore you know what it's about to get worse because we still haven't hit zoom toast in time hop we were desperate still in studio so at least like you

were leaving the house and getting dressed and like it was still in like my normal looking fun like quirky phase and then zoom toast comes along and this is something we're gonna have to deal with every year for the rest of our lives like time hop is seriously I might have to delete it just because it's not like a certain time of year. Where we'll get the quarantine. It'll be all fucking year. Yeah. But maybe you just eventually.

Delete all the pictures from your phone. So that there aren't so many coming up in your time hop. It's really triggering. Like delete this year from your phone. Yeah. Think about it. I will. Speaking of things to think about.

Redhead Madness finals are underway top two before we were strangers versus girl with no job the preliminary polls are showing that before we were stranger who's gonna take the win I'm not like of course like I'm a little like of course you always want to win of course but like okay well I'm a little bit more disappointed than I thought I would be because I really like it really was an honor to be nominated but then I'm like what if I just took this whole thing but I didn't because that's not me and that's fine I'm a first-time author and you know before I wrote my book I could barely read so this is truly an honor thank you to the redheads community for always supporting me and honestly even just

to be on the same bracket as some of these esteemed authors is so humbling and and gratifying in so many ways so I just want to say thank you and even though I couldn't win this time, I'm really, I am at peace with that. Like, I really am. And I'm just so honored to have made it to, even past the first round, like, is a huge deal for me. So thank you. So you're number two out of 18, which is pretty darn good, especially because we have some, we've read some really good books. And you told me that I made the semifinals, which was top four. And like, for that, like, I was happy. Like, I did not need to move. I needed, I didn't, did not need to advance to another round. Then I made the semifinals which was top four and like with for that like I was happy like I did not need to move I needed I didn't did not need to advance to another round then I made it one more round so two more rounds so like no one more round yeah so I'm really gonna acknowledge

the space that I'm in and feel really positive about it so thank you to the redheads community I love you guys and also we think that you've been awarded Miss Congeniality amongst the authors oh really well yeah there's been so many authors come on the show. So it's nice to, you know, kind of win that. Yeah. You know, just the small things. It is what it is. It is what it is.

So thanks, everyone, for voting. And that was really fun. Yeah, it was. It was like a good activity for us. It was. What do we do next? I don't know. Now I'm going to like go through all the scores and rate time 10.

Right, right. So that was fun. And I started a new book last night. I can't remember the name, but it's about Napoleon's wife, I think. I don't know. So far, so good. Ooh, little French Revolution drama. Tudor vibes. No, it's actually like Bonaparte vibes. Oh, Louis Bonaparte. No, what's his name? Napoleon. Napoleon Bonaparte. Yeah. Okay. Well, happy for you. Thanks. You know that I am. And I think we should dive in because there's a lot to cover.

I do. I think without further ado, where are you? Last day, yesterday, I called her Thelma when her name is Velma. You called her Velma when her name is Thelma. For real? And now you called her Thelma when her name is Velma. Which is her name? when her name is Thelma. For real? And now you called her Thelma when her name is Thelma. Which is her name? No, but it's Thelma. What is it? But you said Velma. Her name is Thelma. Her name is Thelma. No, her name is Velma, but I said Thelma. I'm sorry,

Velma, for calling you Thelma. No, no. No, wait. This is Chris Pine. What the fuck is her name? Velma. Velma. Yeah. I said Velma. I said... Okay.

Today's episode... Wait, did you do? No, no, no. Oh, sorry. Without further ado, where are you? We called her Thelma or Velma. And her name is Thelma or Velma. And her name is Thelma or Velma. I guess we'll never know.

Without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Hit them with that crouge. Okay, let me take a wild guess. What's today's episode brought to you by? Well, if we were just singing do-da-do-da-do, then the next association would be brood-a-do-da-do. Thank you so much.

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Andy Cohen announces a Watch What Happens Live special with the Real Housewives children. So before we even dive into the cast, I just want to talk about this conceptually because I have a lot of problems with the cast. Mainly one, Brooks Marks. Let's dive into the cast. But I just want to say, as an idea, whoever came up with this idea, like,

is an absolute genius. Because I was just on TikTok getting old clips from Watch What Happens Live, live in Los Angeles. And it was just, like, such an event. And it was, like, we haven't had that in so long. Like, BravoCon. It was just a genius. And we just need something fresh.

Yes. And I love this idea. My only gripe with it is that it's probably going to be virtual, which just like takes away from the excitement of all these kids getting together and meeting, who knows, like Brielle Berman. And Frank Catania, like getting along. Brielle and Frank. I see it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Brielle and Frank forever. Oh, my God. Totally. But you're right. Now that I know, you're right. I didn't even think about that. It's definitely on Zoom. And so let's get into the cast.

But I also think that this is going to be a Mother's Day special. That seems to make sense. Yes. Yes. Andy announced that he's hosting a Bravo Kids episode of Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen that's set to feature Kim Zolciak's daughter, Brielle Berman. Oh, Brielle Berman? She's Jewish now. Okay, let's just go off.

Like, Brielle Berman, perfect for this. OG has been through a lot of different seasons on Bravo and she has her own show and she's everything of the sort done Riley Burris who's Candy's daughter loves same energy as Brielle been there forever has a personality like we love to see it love to see it Dolores's son Frankie Catania everything of the sort. Yeah. I hope he wears one of those tuxedo, tuxedos from. Malzone. Mal, how do you remember that? It's just.

If you guys were around. That's what I'm here for. In the toast era for the Malzone era. Like that was like, honestly, my favorite time to be alive. A hundred percent. Teresa's daughter, Gia Judice. Perfect. Same as Brielle Bierman and Icon.

I think it was a great selection. Vicky's daughter, Briannaudice perfect same as Brielle Bierman and Icon I think it was a great selection Vicky's daughter Brianna Culberson so yeah she's not a kid that's the thing she has kids so I get it's like their parents were Bravo but I didn't like Brianna even when she Brianna when even when she was on the show um and I just I didn't I wasn't pleased with the selection even though she is like the quintessential OG Bravo child like she grew up on the show yes but one I agree like so far everyone's around the same age like what romances are going to be popping off and this seems like a rogue choice plus Vicky's not even housewife anymore so like you guys made that decision true also Gina Kiyo next Gina Kiyo son Shane another

one same exact thought process yeah but now it's like bringing me back to like those early seasons of OC when like it was literally all about the kids and it was like so crazy. Yeah. Luann's daughter, Victoria. Perfect. Caroline Manzo's sons, Albie and Chris. They're so funny. They have such great personalities.

I cannot wait for them. Okay, but like the same exact thing could be said, which is like they're old and older and their mom's not on the show okay true but they're in they're not as old as Brianna and they don't have kids so like something about I don't think they have kids I agree there's something about them doesn't bother me but something about Brianna does sorry I don't why do I have to explain myself okay I just wanted you to like no I know I'm just coming up with reasons I just like I'm not I'm just like no to explain myself? Okay, I just wanted you to like. No, I know. I'm just coming up with reasons. I just like, I'm not, I'm just like.

No, no, I completely agree with you. I just wanted to call us out on our own hypocrisy. Biases. Yeah, no, I definitely, do we not know this? Like I'm literally the most hypocritical bitch on this planet. Okay, cool. Meredith's son, Brooks. So this is where I really have a problem.

Let me tell you why. Not only, not because I don't like Brooks, because I don't like Brooks, but that's not why. Like, I just think it's like, this is meant to be like a celebration of history and Brooks is just like just got here like yeah he hasn't earned his stripes yet even though he put them on his tracks yeah um you know I literally was four inches away from buying a track suit yesterday it would honestly just as a joke. And it would look good for a sweatshirt, literally from American Apparel,

and sweatpants from American Apparel, up $200. No, thank you. Each? $175, no, $125 and, like, $75 for the pants. Like, it added up to, like, over $200. Wow, yeah. So I was just like, okay, this is, like, a practical joke,

but at what expense? No, I know. No, literally. Literally. I agree with you. Like, everyone else has been on the show multiple seasons knows each other.

Paid their dues. Yeah and Brooks just it's he's not at that level yet. No and honestly like so much of what I hope they ask is like what was it like like going to school

and like being a kid when all of this was happening and Brooks doesn't know he doesn't he dropped out of college and he's been on it for one year. Yeah. Like I want to hear what it was like for Avery Singer

to go to these like snooty you know Upper East Side private schools when her mom was like getting drunk on television. Like I want to hear what it was like for Avery Singer to go to these like snooty, you know, Upper East Side private schools when her mom was like getting drunk on television. Like how does that work? Yeah. Cynthia Bailey's daughter, Noelle. Live for her.

She's gorgeous. Ramona's daughter, Avery. Perfect. Like perfect. And Sheree's son, Cairo. Oh, okay. So for the most part, I think they did a really good job with casting.

I just have like a huge issue with Brooks Marks. Yeah, I agree. But if everything else, you know, is good, then I'm not going to harp on the one. Me too. On the one. And I think this will be great. I just really wish it were in person because like I think so many love connections could form.

Could be made. And even friendships. Yeah, no, but there's definitely something a-brewin' between Brielle and Frank. Frankie, yeah. Excuse me. I ship. And like are the parents going to like be involved at all? Like I wish it was in studio so like the parents could be in the audience.

Like that would be funny. Yeah. And why? That's like in New York now. Like you can gather in groups of less than 50 or something. Yeah they film reunions. I mean maybe it will be in person. I'm just assuming it will be virtual.

But let's hold out hope that it will be in person. That would be so enjoyable to watch. And also in May. Because now I think I was watching. I wasn't watching. But New York One just like it will be virtual, but let's hold out hope that it will be in person. That would be so enjoyable. And also in May, because now I think I was watching. I wasn't watching, but New York one just like happened to be on. And I think I heard them say that every adult in New York is now eligible for the vaccine. April. They moved it to now everyone over 30. As of yesterday.

Everyone over 16. Every adult. Yeah. So yeah. So like, why not do it in May? Yeah, hopefully. That would be fabulous. I love. So like why not do it in May? Yeah. Hopefully. That would be fabulous. I love this idea.

I love the cast for the most part. And I hope Andy's excited. Because you know sometimes when you're watching Watch What Happens Live you can feel that Andy would literally rather be anywhere else but his own studio. And it's like frustrating. And that really happens a lot with like the Bravo people. Not with like true celebrities. So I hope he is in a good mood that day.

Yeah. I think he will be. This is the first of its kind. And I think he will enjoy the process. Yeah. So if you want to submit questions, head over to his Facebook page. And also Twitter now.

They just opened it up. Yeah. OK, next up, a little new relationship news. Sophia Richie is dating someone new and her family approves. OK, well, they didn't approve last time. Sophia. Well, I think eventually they did. Lionel took a while to come around.

As he should. Sophia Richie has a new man in her life. A source tells Entertainment Tonight that the 22-year-old model is dating Elliot Grange, a music executive. Okay, businessman beau. A businessman beau. They have been friends for years and Elliot is also close with Sophia's brother, Miles, the source says of Richie's 26-year-old brother.

It's very nice for Sophia to date someone who her family approves of and likes. How old is this man? The article does not specify. That was, of course, like my first question. Yeah. But I'm going to venture to guess he's around 26 because he's friends with a brother. Okay, great. Yeah.

I'm really happy for her. Like, I, it must be tough that, like, Scott moved on so publicly and so fast. And I like that she's taking this kind of, like, low-key approach with a businessman bow. I have a lot of respect for that. And I really like Sophia. Also, the last person that she was spotted out with was also a businessman bow, I believe. So she clearly is a businessmen. And maybe she, like, saw, you know saw you know the life of like a star and

didn't want that so now she went to the other side of the industry yeah for sure music for her industry executive um the entire Hamlin um family is on vacation and I'm like so curious if Scott is there are they in Miami they were somewhere tropical well Scott was in Miami I think so like I'm just curious I couldn't like yes I'm curious like I just want to know but I'm not going to do any sort of like stalking investigating like I'm not going to support this in any way no me neither and like I really hope Lisa like kind of has to um like explain it on the new season of Beverly Hills because they've been together for a while and it's definitely going to come up at some point in the filming

yeah and like what do you have any concerns about the fact Lisa's like so obsessed with fame the hustle like she and she probably like is living for the fact that her daughter is dating someone so famous but like there isn't like an actual concern about like how young she is and how old he is and I'm curious if she's even going to address that yeah but also with Delilah and Amelia have been on the show before so now that they're like actually in the headlines like that would be the time to come on the show right like not before we didn't know who you were like now we like live for you like give us more yeah I live I I do sure Lisa really saw the Bella and Gigi um model like take off and she want like wanted the same thing but that's not what

she got no no but like it was very much appeared to be like the same type of yes setup yes I agree and I think Bravo wanted that too yeah no I mean it was so great for Bravo like the fact this is why I love Bravo the fact that Gigi Hadid was on the biggest supermodel in the world was on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for multiple seasons and like was doing photo shoots for guests and like complaining about how she was hungry and her mom said she could only eat almonds. Like that is a cultural phenomenon. And like the fact that we kind of lived through it, like we are so lucky. Yeah. It was iconic.

And so many like young girls, myself included, like became obsessed with Gigi from that show. Yeah. Good times. Crazy times. Those were good times. That was like the peak of Beverly Hills. The Dream Team. The Dream Team. Brandi, Lisa Vanner. I can't believe I used to love Lisa Vannerpump like those were just like the glory days those were the glory days like Brandi I loved her so much I loved Yolanda

and I loved her them too and Lisa like as a unit but then it all really kind of fell apart when Brendan Glanville started making like nasty comments to Yolanda about Bella Hadid's DUI at age 14, you know? Oh. They were sitting by their pool, you know? Yeah. And that house was so iconic. Yeah. The fridge, the grass, the argyle grass in the backyard. I would do anything to live in that house. But then like now looking at it all in hindsight, like the David Foster of it all,

like it was not anything of the sort, like between them, you know? It wasn't sustainable. No, of course not. but what we were watching was truly like just a fantasy yeah and I loved living in the fantasy but fantasies don't last forever no they don't clearly are you ready for our next story Pete Davidson is moving out of his mom's house it must be getting serious I got a pad Pete Davidson davidson at 27 years old has officially left the nest oh my god pete davidson and i are like the same age yeah that's crazy do you think he was older or younger older oh no but he's like known for being young but like now the young guy is 27 so like we're all getting old yeah right like i'm i'm old yeah oh interesting okay he's moved into a place of his own two years after buying a home with his mom, Amy. He shared on TikTok that, quote, I just moved out of my mom's house.

I'm fully out. I got a pad. The brief clip showed his living area. I had tall windows, a large TV, and a few pictures. Did it look like the city? No, it's in Staten Island. Oh, my God. I love how he's so obsessed with his hometown.

Yeah. I mean, I do think it's time even though like he converted the hell out of his mom's basement. Like I saw a tour once for like a Netflix to promote his stand-up special. Yeah. He did like a tour,

like a crib style tour for Netflix's Instagram. And it was like super nice. Like it was decked the fuck out. Like you would never know it was his mom's basement in Staten Island. Like it looked like a penthouse.

Like, you know, framed basketball jerseys everywhere. Like video games. Like it was like sick. So I hope like he took all that with him because it was, looked like an expensive, you know, framed basketball jerseys everywhere, like, video games. Like, it was, like, sick. So I hope, like, he took all that with him because it looked like an expensive, you know, journey. Yes, or maybe he kept it so he has, like, you know, somewhere to go if he ever wants to crash there.

Also, like, he is dating Phoebe from Daphne from Bridgerton. One of the most eligible bachelorettes in Hollywood. Like, I don't think she's going to Staten Island to see Pete Davidson at his mom's house, you know? I mean, I don't even think she's going to Staten Island to see Pete Davidson at his mom's house you know I mean I don't even think she's going to Staten Island period just saying yeah but like she must be if they're dating yeah no like Pete Davidson must be like really hot if like she's going to she's taking the ferry you know 100% there's only one way to get to Staten Island the ferry 100% um yeah but so they're really cute they're a cute couple everybody's shipping i know but like can we

get a picture of them like how do we know that they're actually dating there's just so many headlines i've not seen them in the same room the last time i doubted like a relationship just because of the headlines let me guess about pete davidson oh ariana grande yeah i was just like there's no fucking way that this is true and i was so fucking wrong so no this is believable but like we're talking about it so much and I haven't seen a goddamn photo. Yeah. Where is it? Show us the photos. Yeah. Show us the photos. Maybe it's like an online

relationship? Wait, like pen pals. That's cute. Really cute. Have you ever had a pen pal? I don't think so. I don't mean either. I feel like I missed out on something. Why don't you ask for one? Yeah. Or I could start writing to inmates. That's what a lot of people do. Yeah.

And they get married, like, via mail. It's crazy. That's a good journey for you. Yeah, I think so, too. Are you ready for our next story? It's so many components of your least favorite things. I couldn't help but choose it. Okay.

Aaron Rodgers holds Shailene Woodley's clothes while enjoying Disney World together. Yeah, okay. It's the most magical place on earth with the cutest duo for Claudia Asher and Opposite Day. Yeah. Wait, did I say I don't like them as a couple? You're just like not about them. I just, I don't understand them.

I understand them, but I'm just like not about them personally. And that's fine. I'm so happy for like them and I hope that they have a lasting relationship. And then they're enjoying a fun-filled Easter weekend together at Disney World in Orlando, Florida. Were they with any nieces or nephews?

Like young kids or just two adults? It didn't appear nieces and nephews. It did not appear that there were nibblings on site. Cool. Okay. I really don't want to get into this like whole thing because I had like a community of people like attack me when I spoke out against adults who go to Disneyland. And by the way, like, that's fine. Like, if you want to go to Disneyland on Easter,

like, for a special occasion, like, that's fine. I was really talking about, like, the people who, like, go, like, almost every weekend and, like, move to Orlando to be near the parks and, like, you know, and, like, know all these special facts about Disneyland and world. Like, that's more what I was talking about. I think this is, like, a fine activity. They appear to just be like looking cute.

So although I definitely was triggered by the photos, I didn't really have a problem with them choosing this as an Easter activity. Like that's what Disneyland is for, like special occasions, not like, you know, every weekend. Okay. I think it's fair. Me too. And the pictures are really cute. I know.

They look really cute. I like loved her outfit, even though I was like wondering how hot she was because like they went to LA orA. or Orlando. Either way. So fucking hot. Yeah. And a long sleeve turtleneck and big chunky jeans and Doc Martens. Like that is a choice.

Yeah. Yeah. No, that's really true. So that's what I was thinking about. But I thought they looked cute in their matching hats. And they've been like really like active on social now. Just like kind of like flaunting their relationship, which means they're like comfortable. I actually really have grown to.

Appreciate? their relationship which means they're like comfortable and like I actually really have grown to um appreciate no less than that like what'd you say tolerate yes tolerate you know the relationship because at first I'm like this makes no sense and like honestly this will be over in a second but now they're like really kind of standing the test of time and being like cute and stuff and I just am obsessed with Aaron Rodgers. So like I trust him. And I like know nothing about Chaelene Woodley. But what I do know is that like her and I would not be friends. You know what I mean? I don't think there's actually a single person on this earth who I have less in common with. And like would have less to talk about.

Like she would hate me. And like I would probably hate her too. You know what I mean? Yes. Like she's like you know got so famous and so rich. And like gave up all of her material items. Like, that's literally the last thing I would do, like, if I became, like, a megastar rich celebrity.

Like, the opposite. So we just, like, are different types of girls. So that's why I didn't really, like, understand it. But it's also, like, you couldn't ever be like her because you're not like other girls. So there couldn't be. That's what we discovered yesterday. Yeah, you're right. So there couldn't be a girl who was like you.

I'm just, like, not like other girls, you know? But you know what? I think Shailene is also not like other girls. She's definitely not. But in a way that's different. From the way that you're not like other girls you know I think Shailene is also not like other girls she's definitely not in a way that's different from the way that you're not like other girls of course because we're not like each other right yeah no I completely agree yeah so this is like cute this is cute I'm not like building a ship by any means but I will let them through my port a hundred percent I will let them through my Suez Canal. That literally sounds like so phallic. 100%. And it's like, I'm not personally here for like them.

Cause I'm not, I don't like, I'm not obsessed with one of them on their own, but I do always appreciate like the convergence of different aspects of fame. Yes. Like sports and film. Yes. So to me me I like that and Aaron Rodgers has been just like in the news a lot because he's been one of like the most popular guest hosts on Jeopardy oh I've been seeing and I just think it's so interesting like because there's also this clip that's gone viral of one um they did like celebrity Jeopardy he was on with Mr. Wonderful and someone else as contestants and And there's this clip because

he got like literally every answer in a row, like from history to English. Like it was actually so impressive. And so now he's just like kind of like a Jeopardy icon and he's really well liked as the guest host. And I know like there's a lot of, you know, things up in the air, like guest hosts, like his name, like he, I mean, he's busy obviously, but like he could do it. Wow. That's so interesting. It sounds to me, he's busy, obviously, but, like, he could do it. Wow, that's so interesting. It sounds to me like he's not like other guys. No, no, no, no, no. He's not like other guys.

And honestly, he's not like other NFL players, like, at all. Yeah. That's the vibe that I've gotten in trying to understand. The Rodgers of it all. The Rodgers. And then there's also, like, the whole other added element. Like, where do we land with the Rodgers family, the Jordan and JoJo of it all? Like, are they talking that other brother, who like didn't play professional sports but had

the same haircut as them and like all that drama where they like were you know yelling at each other for not calling their mom on Easter last year like where did we land with that and then this Easter he went to Disney World without his family yeah and do we know what Jordan and Jojo did they were they look like they've been on vacation last I saw I don't follow them I follow Jojo they were on vacation do we have speaking of The Bachelor do we have the story about Lauren and Ari's update no because I wasn't going to dignify them with another let's just address it because we gave them a story yesterday basically saying they announced they're moving to Hawaii when they did a whole vlog that said we're moving to Hawaii and now they're coming out on their Instagrams and being like oh my god like sorry we caused so much confusion like we're not moving to Hawaii

we're just getting a vacation house that's not news like you didn't need to vlog that no and you didn't need to be so misleading I feel stupid misled it kind of feels like they misled us on purpose like just like make headlines yeah so I yeah just correction they're not needed to update you it's just issuing a correction but I'm not spending more time talking about it because I feel so bamboozled. What about Rachel and Matt? Is that a story? No, what's the latest?

On Demois, they were spotted in New York together yesterday. What? Yeah, it's shocking. It is groundbreaking. It is earth shattering. Blurry from the back, but it's a photo. Yeah. Oh my God, no, I did not see that.

So if you're in New York, like Matt lives downtown, keep your eyes peeled. Peel. Maybe we need to do some. On the boots on the ground investigation. Also just like keep your eyes abreast. Definitely. Jeez. Definitely.

Keep your breasts alive. Okay. Fifth and final story. Rapper Will. I am is selling a smart mask for $299. Oh, but when we sold $25 masks, it was out of touch. Yeah. Remember that?

Rapper Will.i.am wants to make face masks a high-end, high-tech statement. The Black Eyed Peas member... Oh, man, I'm so bothered by this. I know, me too. The Black Eyed Peas member announced this week he's teaming up with Honeywell to launch Zupermask. It's supermask, but it's with an X. I'm saying Zupermask. Yeah, that's probably right. Or it Zupermask. It's supermask, but it's with an X. I'm saying Zupermask.

Yeah, that's probably right. Or it's supermask. And you have to go like this with your head. Supermask. A $299 mask with tons of bells and whistles. In addition to dual three-speed fans and HEPA filters, a type of mechanical air filter, it features Bluetooth connectivity, LED day glow lights noise canceling audio and microphone capabilities seven hours of battery life and a magnetic earbud docking system it

also comes with adjustable straps this is the super mask oh it's kind of cute mask headphones tech robotics it's like it has a fan for your mouth yes i guess it has like a filtration system so here's the thing like honestly this sounded dumb when you first described it but now it's like it has a fan for your mouth. Yes. I guess it has like a filtration system. So here's the thing. Like honestly, this sounded dumb when you first described it. But now it's like, OK, I could see people like needing that or wanting it. But I'm like, like I'm a little nervous. Like people are now like making more masks because like when are we done with the mask? I thought like this is like we're on our way out of maskdom.

And I know I heard Fauci say like even if you're double, like, everyone in the room is vaccinated and you're standing outside. There's nine people in a room that are all vaccinated. Yeah, like, you still have to wear the mask. Like, I heard that. But we eventually planned to not wear masks, right? So I was just, like, what was disheartening to me about this story is that, like, there's new mask companies coming out, which means, like, we're not close to being done with masks. There's, like, investments being made in the mask industry. And that worries me.

The mask industry should be on the decline. Right, no, no, like mask sales should be going down. They had their time. No, I'm just confused. And I'm sure like there's a whole CDC Who article about it. But like- I'm sure there's really not. For me, I'm just like,

isn't the point of, you know, moving out of the pandemic, like hopefully to never wear masks again. Like if this is going to become permanent, like I'm really going to cry. Like, because I, and I'm not an anti-masker. I can't stress that enough. Like, I wear my mask. I respect the mask.

We know. But I'm not going to lie and say I like it. Like, I literally hate it so fucking much. So what the fuck do we do? Yeah. So he said, like, because I'm sure, you know, it's the timing is a little precarious for this new high-tech mask. His new role as a mask designer comesious for this new high-tech mask okay his new role as

a mask designer comes as some states have started lifting mandatory mask mandates amid the rise of covid vaccinations still some experts say americans won't be setting masks aside anytime soon what do the experts say will i am said to the new york times sars happened in japan and southeast asia and they got over it and they still wear masks. So I guess the hope for him. Yeah, but that's a cultural thing. They've worn masks in Asian countries for as long as I can remember. Yeah. No, the hope for him is that like people post COVID will still want to wear masks. Okay.

I agree because COVID was terrible, but I'm not going to be one of those people. I really like that. I'm looking forward to going to concerts and never wearing a mask again. Like dead seriously. Like I fucking hate masks. Yeah. But I believe that we should wear them. Like I can't stress wearing a mask again. Like, dead seriously. Like, I fucking hate masks. Yeah. But I believe that we should wear them. Like, I can't stress that enough.

Yeah. Until it's time. But I'm not looking for, like, bigger, better masks. I just feel like the time for masks, like, might be up sooner rather than later. So it should be on the decline. Yeah. So I just think, like, if he had launched this a year ago, billion dollar company. Like, huge mistake, Will. I am.

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No, it was hysterical. And then Deandra could drive it, too. There were so many great, like, visuals during the episode. Like, the girls in the RV, the girls fishing. Like, when there are three of them sitting on the rock, like laughing, crying, drinking, drinking, and Brandy falls in and Tiffany's wearing her umbrella hat. Like that was just like an amazing visual. And when Brandy fell in, like for me,

that was the pinnacle of the episode. One, because they laughed so hard when those guys were like pulling her out by her overalls and I didn't realize the reason why she fell was because water got inside her overalls. She literally could have drowned. And two, the reason she got in the water is because she thought she could just grab the fish that carrie snapped off of like it was just the perfect like kind of southern moment for me no i agree and like

typically if i were on that trip i probably would have leaned towards going to the wine experience which was so atrocious like i thought the same thing i'm like there's no way i would have chosen fishing and then after i was like's girls had a better day. 100%. And they got home earlier. And not even because the wine was, like, bathtub wine. Even if they had just been, like, at a vineyard. It was literally made in wine.

Made in a bathtub. Even if they had just been at, like, a vineyard that was, like, what we think of as a vineyard. And they're just sitting around drinking wine. Like, the fishing looked more fun. I know. Even though they had to, to like hike to the fish. And I was like, I don't know about this. No, and the fact that like this fishing expedition was so like obviously fun looking.

But it seemed like an emotionally like liberate healing experience. Like Carrie came away from it. She did an about face. Yeah. Like from the morning to like crying to Stephanie being so sorry. And then Tiffany had such a wonderful moment where she was like realized she had girlfriends and then in her confessional she was like you're not like pledging the sorority like you're in like yeah i agree like like it just was so it was such a heartwarming moment it was like in the day and they were just like doing the most in that day

like they woke up so hungover up till three went fishing went to the winery came back and now they have the redneck relay like it's just a lot like Stephanie really jam-packed this trip but it's very clear that like all of the activities in like Oklahoma and the people are like so near and dear to Stephanie's heart and I was not surprised that like and Stephanie doesn't really kind of like start fights or take anything personally but I was not surprised at all that she reacted the way that she did to Carrie being so unbelievably disrespectful and rude acting like acting like a beast towards this guy Charles who was just like a nice low-key nut like simple guy who was just coming to like share his experience with with the women like it was so I like don't like die for Carrie it was so disappointing and so disgusting

and like I know exactly what Stephanie was feeling like she's like I invited this guy like it was my name like I invited him and like he left feeling humiliated humiliated he came on like and now he's gonna be on tv like with this woman saying you probably have a little penis like it was just embarrassing for him like and it's obviously embarrassing for Stephanie but like I didn't even invite this man to my trip in Oklahoma and I'm embarrassed I'm embarrassed I feel so weird I feel so like sad for him like that he just like came to like help like give these girls a fun night and this like not only the small pp comment but also like coming at him for hunting hunting shaming when it's like this is their way of life like don't go into someone's community and like judge what they do

like that's what the lifestyle is. That's what they do in Oklahoma. 100% and just like this air of superiority when it's like, are you a vegan? No. Wait, you literally ate a hot dog 25 minutes ago. So someone else killed what you ate. That doesn't make you a better person than me. No, honestly, it makes you a coward.

You couldn't even face the dog that you killed for your hot dog. Pig, whatever. Yeah, actually a hot dog is scrap meat. So it's actually a bunch of different animals. Oh, good. Okay, good carry. Yeah. That really pissed me off. Yeah, actually a hot dog is scrap meat. So it's actually a bunch of different animals. Oh, good. Okay, good carry. Yeah.

That really pissed me off. You weren't like doing anything by taking a stance against hunting when you are a meat eater and you just don't kill what you eat. Yeah. So I like, I think she really thought she was doing something even the next day with fishing. Like, wait, my morals and ethics. Like, what are we doing with the fish? I know.

I think she was like trying to come off really good on the show and ended up like, I just felt like her motivations for this trip were like to come off like a hero to the audience and she ended up coming off like a villain you know yeah yeah no it was so so wrong next week they bring him back I know which like gives me even more of a pit like leave this poor man alone I know but like maybe they can make it right like maybe if maybe if Carrie is very apologetic and contrite, maybe they can have a great night with him. You know. Hopefully.

Knocking back some beers. Redneck, really, maybe he joins in on the fun. Okay, like, I hope so. But, like, I'm like, why is this man coming back? Like, he's been humiliated enough. No, it literally, like, hurt. It was so painful to watch. It hurt me at my core.

At my core. Like. Terrible. And on TV, you know. Like. Terrible. And on TV. You know. Like just humiliating. And everywhere. Like I totally.

Understood everything. Stephanie was saying. Everything she was feeling. The fact that she like. Spent the whole night crying. She's just like. Such a nice person. A hundred percent.

And she's like. So unique. Because. Nice is boring. But she's not boring. Like she planned an amazing party. She's friends with all of the women. Like she is so rich.

Like she's really like. My favorite. And I just I just like she's so sensitive and like I really felt exactly what she was feeling yeah but she also like doesn't speak up a lot so when she does like take it down and listen Carrie no Carrie like literally coming into Andrew your eggs look disgusting and then laughing while like Stephanie's been crying all night like laughing in her face out of control and I mean the only different like the only thing is that I don't know how Stephanie was like so forgiving, even though Carrie was like so upset with herself. Visibly apologetic. But the problem is that like Carrie probably wouldn't have done any of that stuff if she was sober. And so now it's just like the question, like she really becomes a different person when she drinks. And that's

like, we've seen that sometimes on Housewives where it's like you're literally completely different person at night than you are in the morning. And it makes it like difficult to follow a storyline because you're inconsistent like in how you feel. So not even on the storyline. It's like if you're friends with someone and you love them sober and you can't stand them drunk. And they drink a lot.

Yeah. And like what do you do? No, I know. It's like difficult. Yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't be able to just like Groundhog's Day every morning pretend like the day before like didn't happen.

Right. So that's what I feel like we're getting into almost like a cycle with Carrie. And that's going to be like annoying. It's going to be a challenge. Yeah. But it does seem like when aside from in the morning but like when she apologized about the eggs comment which was a trivial comment. I didn't I wasn't. I didn't even think anything i wasn't waiting like it was no when she said it i

was like you're so fucking mean yeah but that's just her but i wasn't waiting for an apology so it does seem like she's capable of acknowledging her wrong which is huge unlike wonder at the during the medley yeah like she's the pinnacle of like why being such an absolute beast with no remorse gets you kicked off a show. And so Carrie was a beast, but she also had remorse. So we have no choice but to respect that. We really do. We really do.

So if she can make things right with the Bigfoot Hunter, I can move forward. I just, I'm really liking this trip. Like I'm looking forward to next week. I think this was like a really good trip for the women. Oh, these women have so much stamina. I know. I cannot believe it. The fact that they drove eight hours and then they were up like having dinner until 1 a.m.

And then they went Bigfoot hunting. Like what? No, I know. Stephanie like jam-packed the fuck out of this trip. Yeah. And who knew like Georgia was so close to Oklahoma? I mean, I guess a lot of people probably know that, but I did not. Texas, you mean?

What did I say? Georgia. Yeah, Texas and Oklahoma. Sorry. Yeah, I believe they share a border. But it was like a long... An eight-hour trip in an RV and they were driving terribly.

I'm sure a normal person could have gone there in six. Yeah, well it depends where in Texas you're coming from and where in Oklahoma you're going. Yeah, that's true. But all in all, it was actually a good episode and I've been pretty hard on the Dallas Housewives thus far because it's been a mediocre season. But things seem like they might be turning around.

A trip always picks things up. Always. And this is just a good trip. Like this is what I wanted. Like I wanted Dallas Housewives to be fighting about Christ and doing red. Like not to be so stereotypical. But like that's what I wanted. Like I wanted fights about church and going to Oklahoma.

Like that's what I live for. Because that is not the entire. But that's a lot of what goes on in the South. Yeah. But I was getting very stressed out at some of like this trip, just the stamina that's required, the hungoverness. I know.

The everybody sharing rooms, like. Sharing beds too. Yeah, which is, it's a big house. No, I know. I thought it was a cute house. I thought it was really cute. I feel like we should go. No, that was literally my next thought,

like looking it up. Yeah. Okay, well that was the Dallas recap and now we can dive into Deer Toasters, which is our advice segment. So we do this every Wednesday here at the morning toast it's called dear toasters and if you ever want to write in all of these all of these submissions are from our listeners deartoasters at gmail.com is the email we can keep it anonymous we can change names you let us know and also if you've written us in recently make sure to send us a uh Okay, first up, dear toasters, you are beautiful, stunning.

You are beautiful, smart. No, we're not. You are stunning, smart, beautiful, and everything of the sort. I come to you, my gurus, because I need serious help on this issue with my boyfriend. Here's some background. We've been dating for over a year, and we live together. We're 26 years old. My boyfriend can be controlling.

He's very jealous and possessive and has made me burn bridges with a lot of men from my past some hookups and flings but mostly just guy friends i didn't necessarily want to do this but this but it was a compromise i made oh my god sorry i'm having such a hard time reading today no worries take your time you know when i said i thought i might i might be dyslexic i'm like having like like words are like moving let me see let me see maybe it's the size of the font no no it's the same as always i'm just like my eyes are doing weird things like yeah eyes could be weird sometimes yeah okay when you're trying to focus so like intently on something they mix you up i didn't necessarily want to do this but it was a compromise i made to make the relationship work now imagine my frustration when i noticed my boyfriend is still in contact with his ex's family. He regularly snapchats his ex's brother and they even hung out recently.

He also snapchats the sister and she DM responds to like everything he posts on Instagram. He dated his ex for about 10 years starting in middle school so he uses I grew up with them were close as his reason for keep talking to them. His ex has moved on living with another guy. They broke up three years ago so I'm not worried about her. I just find it unfair that he thinks he can talk to people from his past when i can't he thinks that all my male friends just want to sleep with me and that's just really not true am i being crazy and petty that i don't want him to talk to his ex's family especially if i'm being so restricted on who i'm allowed to talk to what do you think love an extremely annoyed toaster no you're not being dramatic at all you're not being dramatic at all like I really am so sorry to you and I'm sorry to this man but I hate your boyfriend hate your boyfriend hate hate hate

like first when he's being controlling and like doesn't want you to um talk to exes or have guy friends like that's fucking weird and like we were gonna we were gonna work on that but the fact that then he is literally still in contact with his ex of 10 years his family like the hypocrisy at least I had a problem with it even like the hypocrisy at least i had a problem with it even before the hypocrisy if you're gonna be crazy be consistent yeah consistently crazy apply those same standards to yourself but if you're holding one person to one standard that crazy fucking standard and then being so lax with yourself the inconsistency it's gonna be a no from me it's gonna be the sorry it's the inconsistency it's going to be a no from me it's going to be the sorry it's the inconsistency

for me and so now you need to look inward and ask yourself if you can live without this man because I think that maybe you should yeah because I think even before like the fact that he was being so hypocritical before that like anyone who restricts who you can talk to like there's there's being controlling and I'm I am controlling controlling, but then there's being possessive. And I don't think that's a good quality, especially in a man. And I think it's like, um, it's a, it's just a big red flag. It's a red flag, but, and I, and it's something that needs to be worked through and worked on. But if you hadn't said the second half of the story, I would have been like, okay, if you guys are just in this kind of like controlling relationship where you

guys don't talk to, like, I would assume he didn't have females that he's talking to like maybe that's something that you can work on together maybe a little bit of counseling or you talking to him explaining like something you know I wouldn't just set throw in the towel but like the fact that he is a fucking inconsistent controlling mess I'm not interested for you. I really hate this man. And I hate this man and I'm sorry if that's not like what you wanted to hear. But if you're writing to us, like you knew something is amiss. I'm sorry. I hate this man.

Something is amiss. And I just, I feel like we never give the advice to like break up with someone. No, we really always try to make it work. But I don't like any bit of this. And if you're like the fabulous toaster that you are, you deserve so much better. To live free. Like that's not normal. 10 years from middle school. Yeah. Like get a life. We're like old now. Okay. Next up. Dear

Claudia and Jackie, I am having in-law family drama. A few months ago, my husband and I planned a small family dinner for our daughter's birthday. Nothing fancy, just pizza and birthday cake. It was supposed to like the best party ever i was at ice cream cake it was supposed to be our parents and siblings only due to covid we wanted to keep it small but still celebrate her birthday my mother-in-law brought my husband's grandmother without telling us as we didn't invite any of the grandparents i was a little annoyed that she did this she seemed to think it was okay because his grandmother is only one person when i still have all four of my grandparents living and i'm very close to them. A few days after the dinner, my husband gets a

call from his cousin asking what happened at our daughter's birthday party. Mind you, it was not a party. My husband was confused by this and asked what they were talking about as nothing dramatic happened at the dinner. His cousin tells him that their grandmother said I was rude to her and I didn't greet her and no one talked to her the whole time and that the cousins have nothing to say to me and won't associate with me because I was rude to his grandmother. When my husband came to me with this, I was taken aback and hurt as I did not do anything to his grandmother. I didn't hug her as I usually would pre-COVID, but with COVID, I was trying to keep my distance. Everyone saw that I wasn't rude to the grandmother at the birthday dinner, so I was

a little confused by this. Fast forward a few months later, now that some of us are vaccinated, this cousin is now making it a point not to invite me and my husband to family outings or outdoor barbecues. My husband's cousin makes it a point to invite all the other cousins except for us. It really doesn't hurt my feelings as I personally don't care but I can tell it bothers my husband that our daughter is being left out of time with her family. Am I crazy or am I in the middle of some petty situation for something I didn't do it wrong? Should I apologize for something I didn't do? What do you suggest? I could really use your help on this.

Sincerely, a confused toaster. So like part of me like wants to be petty, but also like you have a daughter and like it's really is not fair that like they're leaving her out of cousin events because like cousins are an integral part of your childhood. So as much as I want you to be like, I love that you don't care

because like it's your husband's family. Like I'm so glad we don't also have to like placate your feelings of like, you know. No, care because like it's your husband's family like I'm so glad we don't also have to like placate your feelings of like yeah no no like you living for your realism yes yes um but it's not fair to your daughter you're right so honestly like family's tough but just like do what you have to do to make it right because you don't care so great yeah I would say like not caring is the best thing it doesn't sound like you need to apologize because still like I don't see what you did wrong and like this dramatic granny like needs to like the dranny the dranny like I just I can't believe a granny could be so dramatic and like I know and she must be so like petty and focused calculated no it's like it's

just it's the kid's birthday like she hugged you she didn't hug you also like no offense grandma like it's not about you no I know so like. So, like, and it sounds like Granny has, like, a lot of great-grandchildren, and she's being petty Grandma. Right, it's her husband's grandmother, therefore it's her daughter's great-grandma. Right, so you would think, like, she's above the drama. But no, she's not. No, also, at some point, like, in age, like, you do get to be above the drama just because you're, like, literally too old for it.

But I kind of admire the hell out of great granny over here because she's like, you know, kicking it in her 90s and still starting drama. It's all about granny. That's actually like what I aspire to be like such a self-absorbed grandma, like making every kid's birthday party about me. 100 percent. But you don't want your husband to be feeling some type of way. You don't want your kid to miss out on these times.

So just like confront wherever the issue is coming from be like listen i don't want there to be animus between the family like i'm sorry that granny felt some type of way i was just trying to don't even make it about like my grandparents weren't invited just be like i was trying to obey covid restrictions even though like that's why i thought you were going with this and that really bothered me because you don't care you don't actually need to like share how you're feeling you know but the fact that you have four grandparents and they couldn't be at your daughter's party but somehow like other grandma from the in-laws got invited like that bothers me. But if you bring that up then you're telling granny that she was right that

you did feel some type of way and that you did treat her differently because you were upset. No no I'm saying don't bring that up but I have a I just wanted to like not let that slide like I have a big fucking problem with that. But now like you've been saying that you didn't treat granny some type of way so you can't you can't justify i treat i was weird to granny because i felt some type of way no be like i literally was not weird to granny like i was so glad she came and like i'm so sorry it's like my covid like say like my social i'm just like feeling socially awkward and i didn't know like this is like so not a big deal like your cousins are being so fucking dramatic advice is to squash it say what you need to say get the kid back in the parties yeah on no like poor little amabelle is being is being left out of the cousin festivities and that's not okay because the nibblings are

waiting for amabelle yeah and it's like not fair to the nibblings that they're not getting to hang out with your amazing kid yeah and i bet amab Amabelle has, like, such amazing energy. 100%. Okay, this is our final one. Good morning. You know what you need to do? You need to tell Granny it's not that deep. No, literally, Grandma. And also, Grandma, it's not about you.

Like, that's really the moral of the story here. It doesn't sound like Granny's going to respond to that. No, no, no. Okay. Long-time listener, first-time caller. Love you and the show so much, and this is why your advice is very pertinent to my situation. Okay.

Last week, there was a PGA golf tournament in my neighborhood. Needless to say, a good time was had by all. Love to hear it. Unfortunately, I found myself in the middle of some drama. There was a couple who are new to the neighborhood. Oh, this neighborhood sounds like everything. Sounds like the beginning of an amazing book. Yeah.

Yes. There was a couple who are new to the neighborhood, Jen and Ted. They were fighting all weekend long at different events in the tournament. Jen found dating apps on Ted's phone and messages proving he'd been cheating on her right before the weekend. Cuts to Saturday night and he shows up to a party with a single girl from our neighborhood that we all know, Betty. Oh my God, this really does sound like a book.

Betty was definitely over-served and had no idea this guy was in a relationship with Jen and that they were having drama. It turned into a huge fight and they made a scene and they were all kicked out of the party later that night I found myself in a conversation with Ted at another party where my husband and I were casually hanging with close friends Ted started to mouth off about his exploits and I had had enough I told him he was a loser and no one in town respects him and a few other and a few other mean albeit true comments he proceeds to find my husband town respects him and a few other mean, albeit true, comments. He proceeds to find my husband and tell him what a bitch I am. Then they get into a fight because my husband was defending me and Ted punches my husband in the face.

We leave the party and I was so embarrassed and upset about the whole thing. Well, my husband and I tried to not talk about it all week or glorify fighting, so we kept it pretty quiet. But all week I was getting calls from people telling me lots of gossip and the story somehow turned into that i punched ted if only what should i do leave it alone clear my name i'm so over being in this drama but at the same time i don't want my name sullied all over my new all over my somewhat small town a toaster seeking justice before we get in i need to know where you live. Because this is the life I want.

I want to have golf tournaments on the weekend with tons of parties where men are fighting over women and men are cheating. Like, I want this wisteria-living drama. We went from one party to the next. And at this party, it was close to girlfriends. And at that party, they were kicked out. It's like, where are you living that there's multiple parties per week? I can barely find one party to go to.

100%. Let us know. Here's my advice. Like, you're in a small town. It sounds like you and your husband like you run this town that's what it sounds like to me based on i didn't get that vibe oh really like no it's like ted and jen are new did you even say they were married or they're just a couple that's like probably broken up because he's cheating on her uh they are a couple

i like i think you like if the story comes your way and someone's like saying i heard this like definitely correct them. But don't worry about letting everyone know because Ted sounds like a literal monster and he's going to let his color show to everyone. And he has more to prove to the town than you do. You said it's your hometown. No, it's like the cream always rises.

The truth will come out. And Ted's going to show who he is to other people. And then people are going to start to see you were just a victim of the situation. And by the way, you should reach out and maybe make an ally with jen not only because you were defending her but like also now you have a common enemy yeah todd yeah ted ted yeah so um i would just say correct anyone like who's coming to you incorrect but don't go like on a mission to yeah wait for it to play out because ted's gonna expose himself don't you worry about it. Trash always take themselves out. Did we learn nothing

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