The Toast - S4 Ep65: Growing Up and Glowing Up: Friday, April 9th, 2021

Episode Date: April 9, 2021

 Prince Philip Dead - the Love of Queen Elizabeth's Life Was 99 (PEOPLE) Taylor Swift Releases Fearless (Taylor's Version) Travis Barker debuts new tattoo of Kourtney Kardashian's name (Page Six) Mrs. World Arrested After Grabbing Newly Crowned Mrs. Sri Lanka's Tiara Off Head, Allegedly Injuring Her (PEOPLE) Andy Cohen says two 'Housewives' are upset over 'WWHL' kids special (Page Six) Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and happy. Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. We have absolutely no choice but to acknowledge the space that we are currently in because one, it is Friday. There is so much hope on the horizon for us. Do not forget to acknowledge the space that you're in. Two, it is the

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space that you're in. And today, you will find that if you acknowledge the space that you're in, it's an amazing space. First of all, it's Friday. It's Friday. Oh my God, we worked so hard for this, you guys. Always a beautiful view from a Friday. We made it.

Thank you, Rebecca Black, for just existing. It's also Fearless Taylor's version Friday. Right. So I don't know if you guys can see I'm wearing my Taylor um era's merch but this one only has folklore she keeps releasing it with every album homegirl doesn't stop fucking releasing albums how many sweatshirts can I get snitch is really conflicted about if she should keep up with every era's sweatshirt I told her to go for it because like they make you guys so happy I know but you know what I am gonna get a new one because I was like so late to the website that I only got gray and I'm not like crazy about the gray. I like the white better. So the next one I will get. Well it works for today because I'm wearing um some toast merch

to celebrate the one year anniversary. I always I'm sorry three year anniversary. I always try and dress up for our anniversary. I need to look at my time hop and see things that I've worn in the past but this is the first time our anniversary falls on a Friday so like I'm not wearing a dress. This is what happens when casual Friday meets toastiversary. Yeah. But my, I could have worn a skirt and I'm, I think I'm going to hit skirt season soon.

My legs just like, aren't ready. They need like a tan, a tan lux and everything. But I think next week you will be seeing my legs. Wow. Really? Something I can promise you guys like chubby girls will understand like the

anxiety of like leg season being upon us. I cannot no bear the thought it's it's a scary thought which is why we have to prepare I can't I can't but you know what like adding skirts to the repertoire like I've really run out of things to wear and so I'm looking forward to the skirts again I'm happy for you I love a skirt skirt skirt um so wet, skrrt, skrrt. So we've agreed show, obviously. We're going to dive into the fearless of it all. It is a story. But I just want to share like kind of an experience that happened to me yesterday.

Okay. Open up. It's a safe space. And I feel like it's going to like offend some people. But I went to Costco. Okay. Which I don't really go to. Because first of all, I live in an apartment.

Costco is for people with ranches. Like just. No, people with storage with barns, like places to put pantry places to put the biggest pack of crystallite you've ever seen in your life. Like so unnecessary. And we went to, there's one in the city, but the one in the city is like not that great.

Parking is bad and they don't sell liquor. So what's the point? So me and Ben drove to New Jersey. Cause we just, we wanted liquor, but then we're like, all right, I guess we could like get some stuff from Costco.

And I think I've only been to a Costco one other time in my life, but I wasn't like upset about the prospect of going because my book is sold at Costco. So I'm like, great. I could see it on the book shelf, you know, get there. My book isn't even there, you know, but all out, but all the people like say it was sold out, but all the people I see myself on shelves with like the Obamas, like they were there. Like, of course they are. But like, I wasn't.

Just say it was sold out. Yeah, it was 100% sold out. And I just like had a terrible time. Now, I know people live for Ikea. Nothing about this is surprising me. Costco gives me Ikea vibes. Yeah, for sure. Unnecessary, so big and just like overwhelming.

Like I went in there like ready to get like major like snacks like everything everything literally I walked out like I I got toilet paper and towels like I just it was so overwhelming I couldn't fathom like the size of it all the size of the store the size of the products like and all the products are like huge and they're like up on shelves and like I don't know how you get it. Like it was so overwhelming. And it's a store that you literally need to spend the day at and then spend the day like organizing your house. I don't have space for that much toilet paper or that much Crystal Light

or that many Rice Krispie treats. Like it was so much. And I just wanted to say like, I don't like Costco. Okay. I mean, you're entitled to your opinion. I think I've only ever been to Costco once. A lot of the reason people like Costco is because of the samples did you but maybe they put them away because of COVID so then really what's the point no and like it does make sense like if you have the space like

why go grocery shopping every week when you can literally go once a year like these packs of diet cokes like I wanted to buy it so bad where the hell do you put that yeah I literally live in an apartment with two closets it's like how so I get the, like, I guess that's why I was so busy. Because in New Jersey, you live in a house. Like, you have space for that. But the one in the city, like, literally makes no sense. Costco is the antithesis of Manhattan living. It was just, like, very overwhelming.

And I just, like, I vlogged it on TikTok. And, like, by the second I got to Costco, the vlog was over. Because I was so overwhelmed. Like, I couldn't even be in the store, let alone vlog the experience. Yeah. So I didn't even post to TikTok. Which I might later. It doesn't sound like no it was just like so taxing emotionally I'm still recovering added to your list of unpopular opinions that goes to show

that you are not like other girls no no other girls love Costco love Costco other girls are nothing like me and I am nothing like other girls. And that's just the moral of this show, I think. Just showing everyone how you are not like other girls. No, no, no. You're so different. Yeah. No, and like, honestly, like, I really like prefer to hang out more like with guys. Like, I'm just not really like a girl's girl.

And like, I honestly just, I love drinking beer. I just feel like no one understands you. No, no. And I'm so different. And misunderstood. Yeah. It's really, it's exhausting being me. They should write a movie about you.

Yeah. The different girl. That's me. That's you. Okay. We have an amazing show for you guys. Keeping Up With The Kardashians was on last night. The Addison Rae of it all.

You guys, worst episode ever. I can't believe it was an episode that I couldn't have been more excited for and it turned into my eyes glazed in the back of my head I was shocked and no offense I blame MJ and her birthday I'm not trying to point fingers no I thought that was so sweet I'm kidding the end was sweet but like the the subplot where shall we have MJ's birthday like you guys have a million fucking houses you know I know I know figure it out I'm like stop trying to be like the rest of us like looking for a venue for your grandmother's birthday party like we have those problems well I don't have a grandma but if I did that would be my problem you don't have those problems totally I blame like that storyline and also like the

bunker or Kimmy Schmidt are you kidding the bunker like are you kidding Kim you're so busy you're gonna spend five hours sweating in a bunker the bunker so i like they found a way to absolutely ruin the episode and we'll dive into it that's on that i i was shocked because like that i thought addison could carry the whole right the whole hour um do you have the real housewives of dallas as a story no i don't but i have a real housewives story like a bravo story so let me just say now that i brought it up oh okay they filmed the dallas reunion yesterday yes everyone was like oh my god the tea is so hot do you know what the tea is something crazy is going down yeah carrie brittingham landed here tested positive for covid and traveled with brandy redmond

so they both had to film virtually from their hotel rooms which just sucks sucks so hard not that crazy like not i wouldn't call that everyone was making it like so dramatic like there was this big bombshell gonna come out of the reunion. Yeah. Like people were going to be fired on live. Like on the spot live. Yeah. So.

No. Nothing of the sort. Nothing of the sort. But I do think. Without further ado to do to do. Where are you? Yeah. It is time for the Fast Five Stories that you need to know.

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Okay, let's dive right in. We've got much to discuss. Sign on and scape your man. Sign on, scape your man, for sure. Sorry, it took me like a second to think of it. I'm glad you did. The first story is the big news of the day. Prince Philipip has died the love of queen elizabeth's life was 99 and the love of her life he's the love of her life did you watch a crown yeah they had their trials

and tribulations but they were married 73 years and he was a good 73 years because they had no choice okay i don't want to get into this i don't want to desecrate his name i was just saying like she loves him is that really the vibe that you get 100 even though like he was like being weird at first like she put up with it because she loves him she chose him she could have married anyone in the whole fucking world she could have yeah no for sure yeah she chose him okay who do you think she loves i mean she did like that horse guy the horse guy first of all yeah and taking about no i'm not saying that she doesn't love him i don't know if it was like the love of her life they were married for 72 years because they had to be like well I mean everyone else found loopholes

for themselves you know yeah but no one Henry VIII but no one else okay I guess fine you know it was the love of her life sure she made her choice yeah and they made it work she's just like too good of a queen to like even think about getting a divorce. Well, that's also true. Well, could she get a boyfriend now? Who knows? Where's the horseman? Where's Horsey? What was his name?

Chadwick? Like Patchy, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys will let us know. Yeah. But Buckingham Palace released a statement. It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty the Queen announces the death of her beloved husband,

His Royal Highness the Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle. Further announcements will be made in due course. The royal family joined with people around the world in mourning his loss. Are you okay? Yeah. Are you just so upset? You said Edinburgh. It's Edinburgh. Do you think that that like is that surprising to you what oh it's edinburgh okay so i really stood no chance okay we're both saying wrong edinburgh um first of all condolences to the royal family it's terrible loss a great leader but you know to live to 99 as we say in jud Judaism, is such a blessing. Yeah. Such a simcha.

And should be celebrated. It is a dream. Because in Judaism, we always say, like, ad 120. Like, may you live till 120. But, like, 99 is pretty fucking close. And you say until 120, like, because that's never going to fucking happen. Right. So, it's a miracle to live this long.

He will be dearly missed as a husband, grandfather, father, great-grandfather. Great, great, great-grandfather. Great, great, great, grandfather? Great to... Just great. Just great. Just great. And it is a loss. But honestly, I'm looking at a single Queen Elizabeth. So I want all the businessmen, in all the land, to start lining up at Buckingham Palace. We're going speed dating. Get in the car. We ride it down. Wow. I mean, Queenabeth is going into a period of mourning i literally didn't even think of that yet like that's sure we can entertain that i'm just like really sad for the family he's like an integral part yes of an integral member an integral member who wrote this article up people i mean everyone no it's kind of fucked up that like the media would kind of spoil the next season no but this this wouldn't be the next season kidding this is like in many I don't

know if we'll ever get this no we never will um it's really sad I think it is sad like it's to lose a beloved member of your family you know and such a world leader world leader for sure respected and you're right like the later we get in the crown he really does become this really smart kind of level-headed almost like cynical royal but he has like a good head on his shoulders like in the first few seasons yeah things are dicey they're just like young people in love and like that comes with and he wasn't born into this like he got thrown into it and he definitely fucked up with the ballerina but yes but as the seasons go on he's just a mainstay in the family and i think anytime someone goes to him for advice or like he's just a mainstay in the family and I think anytime someone goes to him for advice or like he's asked for advice he really has like gave good advice yeah

I think as a smart man I think it will will feel his loss it's just like so crazy like he's so old okay so it's 2021 that means he was born in 1921 like he was literally born before the holocaust like that's crazy. Mm-hmm. Crazy. That's what that would mean. That's what that would mean. Yeah.

I like always measure people's age and like how far away they are from the Holocaust. Yeah. Not that far. And he had some like weird Holocaust vibes with his family, you know? Like his family did, but I don't. I'm just saying like, let's not forget like Holocaust vibes. Right? The family.

His family was Nazis. Yeah, like Nazi sympathizers, but not him. Did I say him? I just said his family. You said he had some. I said he had Nazi vibes, okay? But, like, he didn't. Why?

If you're surrounded by Nazis, that could emulate Nazi vibes. He was at school. That weird-ass school. Oh, yeah school. That weird ass school. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm not saying anyway that he's a Nazi, but like, it's just crazy that like there's literally

someone alive who like knew Nazis. There's plenty of people. Not there. Every day there's less and less. There's plenty of people. Yeah. Crazy.

Crazy. Very sad. We're thinking of the queen and her queenie vibes and... May those queenie vibes carry her through the difficult times ahead yeah are you ready for our next story i wonder if harry and megan will attend

the funeral i mean it's like covid but funerals for royals are like public right oh i don't know what they're gonna do i feel like they don't they like leave the casket like for like a like a week i don't know i don't know i don't know what they'll do either but but yeah because like remember princess diana's uh funeral like harry and will William like walked behind there was a procession in the street I don't know if they'll be that because of COVID but I'm just curious if Harry and Meghan will fly to London to pay their respects we'll see we shall see time will tell next up the other big news of the day Taylor Swift has released Fearless Taylor's version six new songs from the vault re-recorded all the

other songs on the album including like the deluxe platinum version. Piano version of Fearless like. And she copped like did them to a tee. There is no creative liberties being taken. She did not take my advice. Despite the fact that there were some moments where I was craving it. Well so I was like feeling torn between really wanting like a new album. Like I just want new music from Taylor. So like take your old stuff and change it and like give us new music. And at the end of the day, when I listened to the album,

like it's pretty much a replica with the new vault songs, but all the old songs are pretty much exactly the same. And as much as I was like craving, like yeah, change lyrics, change tempos. I'm so glad that like the music that I grew up loving, I now can like listen to and like feel good about it because like Taylor owns it and it really is exactly the same and I feel like for her re-records like they're pretty much all going to be all the same because like

this is music at least for like for the Swifty fandom like for me like it's music that's important to me like I want to go back and reference it and to have like two different versions I'm always going to want to listen to the original but now the the re-records are literally like the originals so i think it was a smart move yeah she now owns like four out of nine of her albums and of course she released the re-recording on four nine so now i'm thinking maybe like five nine six nine seven nine eight nine nine nine is like when we're gonna get the re-records yeah i mean it doesn't have to be like this big production and rollout if it's just gonna be the exact same you know it's not she would also drop it all like just at once yeah

she could that might be like overwhelming i like the idea of five nine six nine whatever you get a month of like you know the novelty of this but we don't need like so much distance because it's not really new it's not right music that we have to learn. But I do think that every one of the re-records will have new songs on it. I think in order to be able, like, to be eligible to, like, release an album twice, they have to have different songs on it. So I think that, like, we'll get vault songs from Red, from 1989, I think. Eligible in what sense? Like, I don't think you can release the same album twice if it's the exact same thing.

Like, without paying money to Big Machine. Okay. Who still owns, like, the licensing or whatever. Yeah. I just think it has to be different. Okay. I think. I don't know.

I just feel like she might as well put as many songs, every version. If you're ever itching for this one, that one, here it is for you. You don't need to wander over there. Agreed. Agreed. A hundred percent. So, I haven't finished listening to it yet i got up to forever and always and then i had to leave i got up to um untouchable

but i haven't listened to the keith urban one yet but i'm so excited i haven't listened to the vault ones that we didn't already get i'm really here for the oldies though but these are oldies no but the ones that like i have memories with. Yeah, you know, of course. But I'm like living for Mr. Perfectly Fine. It's so good. So I'm hoping that there's going to be some other vault songs that will change my life. You All Over Me is good, but it's not one that like I need to like, you know, bury myself in the ground for.

I think I right now like You All Over Me better than Mr. Perfectly Fine. But. To each your own. Yeah. Anythingly Fine. But. To each their own. Yeah. Anything, anything can happen. I just like, I feel like it has a more contemporary sound, whereas Mr. Perfectly Fine is like fearless 2008. Right. That's probably why I like it.

Like. Yeah. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. I don't know. You don't look ready. Oh, I don't?

Okay. Hold on. Travis Barker has a new tattoo. Oh my God. And it might be a tribute to Kourtney Kardashian what do you mean might it says Kourtney on his nipple that's the dumbest thing like that would be like if I got a Jewish star on my back and they were like Kourtney has a new tattoo might be attributed to her religion okay sorry I accidentally clicked

like a sidebar article that was about like the other tattoo that he got recently. That's like her handwriting. And she wrote like you're so cute or something like that. This one, Travis Barker debuts a new tattoo of Kourtney Kardashian. Okay, okay. A little more. That's like the dumbest thing. Yeah, yeah.

No, they didn't say it like that though. Travis is keeping girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian close to his heart. The rocker debuted a new tattoo on Thursday. Kourtney's first name is in script inked above his left nipple. Yeah I think it's more like above his heart but. But it's also above his nipple. It's really close. It's both. You know I'm obsessed with Kravis. Like I think that they are such a great couple and I'm loving that their kids are getting along and all that stuff. I'm a little nervous though. It's very hot hot and heavy it's very like almost Pete and Ariana you know paparazzi everywhere

tattoo on her foot like I'm just nervous let me tell you how nervous let me tell you how it's different okay shall I count the ways first of all Travis Barker is covered in tattoos for him to get a tattoo of someone's not a big deal not a big deal it covered up something else if they ever were to break like he's not they're not as like big of a deal for him. He gets them in his sleep and he covers them up when need be. He also has his ex's name tattooed. I don't think it says. Who's his ex? Shanna Moakler. Oh yeah right right right and she's also the mom of the kids. Right. Right. So in the tattoo realm I don't think it's like Pete and Ariana. In the hot and heavy realm, these two have been friends for years. Like they know each other. There's a foundation.

No, I'm, Bethany, you can explain your way around it all, but like it is just a lot and I'm loving it, but I'm nervous because those things fizzle out. Here's the thing. If the bones are good, the rest don't matter. And these two have the bones. True. And they're older than yes that is the key they know who they are they know what they want they know what they're looking for they have a lot of relationships in their past like they have the makings of a good strong foundation therefore though on the surface it might appear fast and quick and hot and heavy i do not think it is i hope not i'm just like nervous because I'm really invested and

like I really like them as a couple and I would love this to be like you know OTP for her but it's just a lot so I'm it's like every day there's like new photos new images new Instagram new photo new caption new comments by celebs like please like I'm just nervous also well you can't blame them for like what other people true fanfare The fanfare of other people. True. Also, Courtney doesn't act like this. I know. It's not like she is always jumping headfirst and like being so public with her relationships. If anything, like this is new behavior from her, which makes me think even more highly of it. Because she's usually one who plays it pretty close to the vest.

Yes. I'm very happy for her. I just really want it to work out. So I'm just being, you know, cautious. Cautiously optimistic. For sure but you should also enjoy this time because if it's like you said it and it's gonna go away soon enjoy it while you have it. I know. You can't take it with you. You can't take Kravis. They're just like at Nobu every single night. You can't take Kravis with you. You can try but you can't. I'm happy for them and it's cute that he got a tattoo. It's obviously like not a big deal for someone who's literally head to toe covered in tattoos yes that's all i'm saying

yeah our next story is some um pageant drama sri lanka yeah i'm all invested mrs world has been arrested after grabbing newly crowned mrs sri lanka's tiara off her head, allegedly injuring her. Okay, like, did you see the video? It's a little dramatic. But like arrested? No, I know that's what I'm saying. It's wild. So basically, the woman who won Miss Sri Lanka,

it's a pageant where you have to be married. And so when she won, then the former winner, Miss from the previous year who had crowned her, said this is a pageant for married women. We just found out you're divorced. Grabbed the crown off her head. Now, the alleged winner said she's not divorced.

She is separated and that she was assaulted when she got the crown ripped off of her head. She was definitely embarrassed. I don't know if she was assaulted. I saw the video she just like took the crown off her head I can't believe they actually arrested that woman I mean that's a crazy series of events but like if she's separated and she's in this competition and someone took something off of her person you can press charges for that you can and honestly I would be pressing charges too like just for the sheer embarrassment of getting that crown given to me and then taken off.

100%. Like I'm turning the tides because now Mrs. World is arrested and you're like, she's a snatcher. Literally this whole article is calling her this crown snatcher. And I'm just like- She's a crown snatcher.

She's a fucking snatcher. No, literally. It's such a bizarre story. And is this the same pageant? Like would this Miss Sri Lanka enter Miss Universe no this is Mrs. World is that a different yeah I think it's like now I'm realizing we obviously we have Miss USA and Miss America now it's like Miss World and Miss Universe but there's also Mrs. America because there's Miss America what for married women we have mrs america yeah well you can't win miss america if you're married

that is so antiquated wait there's no way you're that's true there's not two competitions for married women about it like there's miss there's not mrs america i believe that there i'm telling you there's not like i don't think it gets as much you know hype and which one was kenya moore miss usa miss america pageant oh my god mrs america the mrs america pageant is a beauty competition that was established to honor married women throughout the united states of america okay but i don't think it exists anymore hold on 2005 no they had 2020 and camille schreier won oh my god an Alan Thicke hosted wait I'm literally shook right so then this is like there's Miss World and clearly there's Mrs. World and she's a crown snatcher and is there Miss Universe and Mrs. Universe and there's no I don't think so

and there's Miss Teen USA is there Mrs. Teen USA? What about the married teens? What about the married teens? This is when we separate. We just need one. This is so stupid. Oh my god, I cannot believe there's a Mrs. American pageant. So is there also a Mrs. United States? No. I don't think so. I get so confused by pageants.

It's really confusing. And Miss Congeniality was Miss United States. She's Beauty and she's Grace. She'seniality was Miss United States. She's beauty and she's grace. She's Miss United States. Miss USA. Miss United States. Yes, yes, yes. But you don't call it Miss United States.

You say Miss USA, right? Yeah, I think you're right. I'm always trying to think when Kenya Moore is like. Miss America. No, no, that's a separate pageant. Kenya Moore always says, you might know me for being Miss USA. Yeah. Everywhere USA. She's beauty and she's grace. She's Miss United States.

So. So justice for Sri Lanka. Yeah. But she's getting her justice. Yeah. It's crazy. Crazy. Such a bizarre turn of events. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Fifth and final story. It's a bizarre turn of events. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Fifth and final story. It's a final story. It's actually like not your usual final story because it's just about. It never is. No, usually it's unusual, but this is a usual.

Oh. Andy Cohen says two housewives are upset over Watch What Happens Live kids special. Andy Cohen revealed on his radio show, First of all, I will say I heard from two moms yesterday. why wasn't my daughter included in the Watch What Happens Live special? He said it was just a lot to have 13 people. He does not say who the two Real Housewives are, but that is for us to speculate. He did confirm it was not Sonya Morgan asking about Quincy. Of course it would not be Sonya Morgan. First of all, Lisa Rinna also confirmed that it wasn't her because a lot of people were speculating

that she would be upset about Delilah and Amelia. And she like went on her Instagram story. She's like, I want to know who the two moms were who complained, thus taking herself out of the race. I have it on very good authority. Even though a lot of people speculated that it was Kyle Richards, it is 100% not Kyle Richards. I found out for sure, like it's not.

So where does that leave us? And it's daughter. Like, is Lisa Vanderpump mad that it's not Pandora? No. Pandora's like a little too old for like... It's not Lisa Okay. So where does that leave us? And it's daughter. Like, is Lisa Vanderpump mad that it's not Pandora? No. Pandora's like a little too old. No. For like. It's not Lisa Vanderpump.

Let's go city by city. Okay. I mean, it's not Brynn. Let's go to New York. It's not Brynn. It's not Sonya Morgan. Avery's on it. Victoria De La Seps is on it.

Victoria De La Seps is on it. Liam McSweeney. Jill Zarin. Ally Shapiro. Yes. Someone said. Someone messaged like Ally Shapiro should be on it. I totally agree.

Yeah. So I wonder if that was one of them. Definitely. But I don't know. But Jill, like, I don't know. I do think Ali should be on it. Me too. And I do think Jill might have been one to complain.

Okay. Okay, I think we found one. Okay. Jersey. Oh, also, there's not a Potomac kid here. Who has a daughter? Like, Karen Huger. who has a daughter like Karen Huger Giselle I know but they're like not on the show that much yeah and they didn't grow up on the show the show is still like kind of early is anyone from Dallas no Dallas and Potomac are like the

same age marks oh yeah but like he he made such a splash. Like. I wonder, well, Dallas, we have Carrie's kids. Yeah. But they also were not on that much. Like we don't know anything about them. We know the one better than the others, but then I saw the others and they all look the same and they're all the same age. And honestly, with Dallas a lot,

because they're like younger. And they all look like Olivia Jade. Yes. They're all younger. That I feel like, honestly, the kids are still like, like Hilton is what? Like seven. Like we're not going to have a seven year old., the kids are still like Hilton as well.

Like seven. Like we're not going to have a seven year old. No, I think it was Hilton complaining. Me too. Okay. But so let's go to like the OG franchises because I think. Okay. Atlanta, we have Brielle.

Riley. Riley. And Noel. And Cairo. I think we're fine. Oh, and Cairo. And Noel. Cynthia's.

Oh my God. Yeah. So Atlanta, I don't think. I think it's probably Someone from Beverly Hills In New Jersey Or OC But there's so many Random

Oh Shannon Tamra No Tamra's kids No Shannon Shannon Yeah I mean

Dreamcatcher What was that song They wrote I don't know But it was so good Dreamcatcher It was so good She has a number Of kids who could have participated

Shannon is interesting Bronwyn I mean oh she's so fresh yeah maybe but like she puts her kids on the show a lot I feel like maybe it could have been her like doesn't mean she has ground to stand on to complain yeah but she might have complained I don't know though that would take balls we think about Jersey you think it it was, like, Melissa Gorga? Like, Antonia? But she also is, like, not even on the show. Like, she's a star. Yeah.

Anyone else? Daughters from Jersey? Oh, Danielle Staub. You think? Danielle Staub. Yeah, because her kids were, like, a fixture on that. And, like, I would love to hear from them. Like, when Teresa flipped that table on your mom, and then, like, the year after that,

like, what was it like? I did hear from them when Teresa had to go apologize. Oh I guess yeah. Like I'm good on that storyline. But I could see Danielle Staub complaining. Yeah. Do all the housewives like have Andy's phone number? Like how do they? Well that's what I was gonna say like at what point did they get cut off like you're no longer a part of this like business you can't call Andy. And I think that even like when you are a part of the business not all of them have relationships with Andy like not all of them have Andy's phone number they probably know him on watch what happens live like but not in a personal way I think a lot of the New York housewives know him personally just because the he lives in New York and the Beverly Hills

ones because they're like celebrities and Andy's a celebrity and the OGs like I think the Atlanta women have a good relationship with him I'm sure they all have his phone number not the new ones but same with Jersey yeah but like does Carrie Brittingham have no I actually don't think any of the Dallas housewives have his number yeah no it's interesting and like some of them are like like Bethany and him are like best friends like they like hang out in the Hamptons all together so that's like unfair you know yeah but she's not a housewife anymore right so it works yeah so those were the five fast five stories so I think we landed on possibly Danielle Staub Jill Zarin and Shannon Bedore yeah I'm going Jill Zarin or Bronwyn I'm voting Jill and Shannon I think I am too. Or Jill and Stab.

Well, those are the Fast Five stories. Yes, as you said. And I feel as though you needed to know them. I would agree. Yeah. Let's dive into our TV recap, which is Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E! last night. It was an episode that was highly anticipated.

The Addison Rae of it all making her appearance. First cameo on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. She is just such a star. She's so smiley. She's so cute. She's like so... I actually understand why Kourtney, like 40 year old woman wants to hang out with her magnetic she has that energy and you know I definitely when I first started seeing them hanging out like I definitely thought it was weird um but the way they kind of described like how they met and then just like how

they stayed friends I totally understood and honestly the more I thought about like most of the people in my life who are like my best friends are like literally 15 years older than me like it's not weird no it's it's not super weird and you just have to see her like to understand yeah she just she has that energy first of all she's a star like she just sitting at dinner or lunch with all of them like interrogating her. She can handle it. She is a star. Like she's going to be huge.

I've always felt that way. Last night's episode cemented it. But then also like they all ended up really liking her because she's just like a fun, even beyond like being a star. She just seems like a fun, nice, cool girl who like gets along well with others. Yes. Yes. What's not to like?

No, there's nothing not to like. She's like so nice with the kids and they have like grown-up fun like that party looked turnt yeah um when they were like we're going in the ocean it's like crazy no like it's crazy yeah but like um them showing up in matching outfits like that was a little extreme for me oh no I liked it extreme I liked it I she was a breath of fresh air I hope she's on more episodes that you know have other good storylines that didn't take me two hours to watch because it was so goddamn boring it was literally one of the worst episodes I've ever seen yeah so then like the other random storylines honestly we didn't get enough Kris Jenner in this episode and that's why I feel like it was a flop of an episode yeah but like also Corey is so funny to me because like hanging out with Addison party

with Courtney Addison Sarah Howard and Corey party with Courtney, Addison, Sarah, Howard, and Corey. Sarah Howard, fitness and health guru, smoking a Juul, and Harry. Yeah, yeah. Like what a rant. And Corey. And then I'm like, why is Corey there? And then when they all ran in the ocean, Sarah, Addison, Courtney, and Corey. I was like, Corey, go home to your wife.

Like it was so random. I was dying. No, but like what a good time. Yeah. Corey is the good time guy. I think that's No, but like what a good time. Yeah. Corey is the good time guy. I think that's why like they really like having him around. Like he chaperones all the parties. Like he takes Kylie to clubs.

Like he's like a protector of sorts. And he's also a good time guy. He's like a man about town. Knows the best spots. No, I love him so much. Life goal, like get to a party and like be one of Corey Gamble's like hanger honors. Yeah, true. Realistic, I think. So I hope we see more Addison. It looks Gamble's like hangar honors. Yeah. True. Realistic.

I think. So I hope we see more Addison. It looks like she's at the house all the time. So if, if going forward, she's not like in more scenes, I'm going to be like, oh,

then everything about that last episode was just like planned. Like her playing cornhole with the kids. Like you don't just go over and play cornhole. Right. Second subplot was MJ's birthday. Like what should we do? Should we go to the hotel? Chris was right.

Obviously MJ, who's older, should not be going to like a, a public hotel for her birthday, because this was, what, like, six months ago in LA when things were really bad. But of course, like, the Kardashians being like, what do we do? Like, of course you know what you're going to do. Like, you threw in, you flew in a clinic, you got everyone tested, her friends quarantined, and of course, like, it was fine. We were outside, we were wearing masks. Like, the whole conundrum of, like, what do we do? Like, as if you don't have unlimited resources was just a little stupid right you could have shut down the hotel for the day flew the clinic in right you didn't

have to bring rick ross the rapper slash pianist no he was a saxophone um like you could have just went to him like it was so stupid but at the end it was actually a really nice party i agree and i really like the message of it of just like living life to the fullest and just like enjoying your time here on earth and so by then I was cool with it but like in the middle of the episode I was just like I have literally no time for this I have a book I want to get back to yeah but at the actual party like I did get like choked up and it was like every time like I think they just like know that their time with MJ is limited is limited and they have so much respect for her and they all showed up even though like they're no one goes to everyone's

like at someone's birthday dinner no one's ever there Kim everyone was there except for Kylie um and I just I loved that and that's like that's like why I love them like their fan like their respect for family they're like they just love each other so much and I actually thought that storyline ended nicely but it was a journey thank you it ended beautifully and it was a stunning party like looked so much fun mj had her sense there like it was lovely but then the sub sub sub oh actually before the sub sub sub plot jonathan's robbery yeah that was actually crazy i can't believe they caught that on camera of him calling Kim before the police even arrived. And Kim is such a good friend.

Like, just come here, come here. Like, we'll take care of you. But that was actually really scary. I remember when we reported on it. And I remember when it happened. And I texted him. And I was like, oh, my God, are you fucking okay? He said, like, literally, it was the scariest moment of his life.

Like, they literally held up a gun to his mom's head. Like, that's so fucking scary. So fucking scary. So even though everyone always jokes about food God, like, really scary. Yeah. And I'm glad he's okay and of course that triggered something in kim but the storyline that proceeded after that was so silly like i couldn't accept i kind of loved the uh bunker builder wearing the obama shirt flushing his nipples to chloe on zoom

oh yeah like a ship these two loved him also when chloe was on zoom with him being like yeah take it off sexy it was like kind of like old chloe vibes. And I was like, wow, she really has changed. And it made me sad because I feel like she's so much more protective of herself now. And she used to be like so open and fun. Not that she's not those things, but like it was just showed me how much like things had changed for her. I agree completely. Like I was smiling at that Zoom scene when it was like like a nothing burger. Yeah.

It just felt like very old Chloe in a good way then they went to the bunker uh Kimmy Schmidt and the mole women and they just laid there for three hours played cards and studied I'm sure they didn't actually stay there for five hours I'm sure like editing made it seem longer they were probably there for like 30 minutes just like pretending to be there for five hours oh um because like Kim was like it's so hot in here they were like making the degrees 100 for it like neither one of them were sweating they weren't even shiny that's true they weren't even shiny i feel like kim goes out of her way to not sweat you know like i don't think she's a big sweater no i know but

like okay in a bunker in 104 degrees like it's some it's not up to you i don't know it was just it was so stupid and i was like i think maybe i won't get a bunker oh truckers for bunkers truckers against bunkers. That's us. That's them. Yeah, no, it was beyond stupid. I would have thought I could watch them do anything. I guess I have my limits.

Yeah, it was really stupid. I was really getting bored, and I was getting claustrophobic for them. Yeah. Because also, it was two of them in there, and then also, what, four cameras? No, no, no, it was horrible. It was horrible. So it was a subpar episode, but again, it's the final season, so we just two of them in there. And then also what? Like four cameras? No, no, no. It was horrible. It was horrible. So it was like a subpar episode. But again, it's the final season.

So we just have to enjoy each moment. I just like, because it was the final season. I just assumed I was going to enjoy every minute. And like, I really did not enjoy it. I know. But that happens. Things happen. Things do happen.

That is our TV recap. And that is our show. Yes, it is. And that is our week. Like, I'm so fucking excited to just roll out the weekend in front of me. Take it in. Soak it up. Soak up each other's weekend-ness.

Yeah. We've got a big weekend ahead of us. Yeah, we do. I'm hosting Shabbat at my home this evening. It's going to be lovely. I would come full. And that's my advice to you guys. I hope everyone has a Shabbat Shalom, a happy and healthy weekend.

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