The Toast - S4 Ep66: Two Truths and A Lie: Monday, April 12th, 2021
Episode Date: April 12, 2021DMX, rapper and actor, dies at 50 (CNN) Prince Harry Arrives in the U.K. Two Days After Grandfather Prince Philip's Death (PEOPLE) Hideki Matsuyama Makes History as He Wins the 2021 Masters ...Tournament (PEOPLE) 'Drivers License' Singer Olivia Rodrigo Gets Parking Ticket: Driving 'Isn't All Fun and Games' (PEOPLE) Henry Cavill Goes Instagram Official with 'Beautiful and Brilliant' Girlfriend Natalie Viscuso (PEOPLE) Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Monday, unfortunately.
Unfortunately. I'm so sorry, everyone.
You thought that Monday was going to take you down, but Jackie and I are here to literally do the exact opposite.
Not only do we have a sickening show for you that's going to sicken the Monday down,
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We'll be highlighting some of the products throughout the next few days, different colors.
Yes, we have a lot of different colors.
We also have a hat that is the cutest hat
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So we'll be showing you everything.
I'm so obsessed with this collection. I'm wearing the teal sweatshirt and matching sweatpants that have a
100% on the side I'm wearing the black obviously that has a 100% down the leg and I just really
am so excited that this collection is finally here we've been planning it for so long and
I think the people have known that it's coming, but I don't think they expected it to be this sickening.
Yeah, they've known that it's coming.
And we've also reached like peak 100%.
Yeah, it's perfect timing.
We've been saying it for months,
but like the amount that we said it last week
was probably more than we've said it
in all the months combined.
So it was like, we had to drop it.
Well, we were actually like on one last week.
Like, I don't know if there was something
in the water here at Toast Studio,
but like I was rewatching the episodes. Like, my God, we were just like on one last week. Like, I don't know if there was something in the water here at Toast Studio, but like I was rewatching the episodes.
Like, my God, we were just like on another planet last week.
Like, especially just like with like the random shit we were saying, like Velma Thelma.
Like what?
Like, what was that joke?
I don't even remember.
Like you said.
No, of course I remember.
No, it's because the Doodoo Doodoo song.
Right, right, right.
Is Scooby Doo.
Yeah.
But we won't go into it.
Because Doodoo Doodoo's not even here.
And because we still don't know.
Is it Velma or Thelma?
And you know what? I kind of like the unknown you know yeah I don't
want to know I don't want to know can it be both right like why can't it be both why can't we why
do we have to choose um so yes this is dropping on Wednesday we will highlight some more products
throughout the week make sure to be following us on Instagram the morning toast for all the content
all the items and so you don't miss out on the drop yeah it's gonna be so sickening but other than that it is still a monday and like this one is
hitting harder different worse than ever it's hitting different like i literally woke up with
a pit in my stomach and i was like trying to identify the pit and there were so many sources
oh like what just like i just feel so in disarray you know i just feel like I have so much to do mentally physically like actual
like logistically and I'm just I've been putting it off and I don't want to do it okay that's
interesting because I actually woke up obviously like not with a pip but just with like a kind of
like a chip on my shoulder like the fact that it's Monday and like somehow that's my problem
when I literally like just did Monday through Friday two days ago like how sick how is it sick
how is this happening again? Like
I just refused. Like I actually cannot wrap my mind around that concept. Like, like I just did
it, but whatever. I also woke up with an, with a can do attitude. I just feel like this is our week,
you know, it's your, it's the last week before you go on your retreat. So you're not here next
week. Next week I'm holding down the fort with Ben and then I'm going to Florida for the second
half of the week. So like, this is, you you know where this is a dare to be great situation it is a great week because it's
like the last one before I'm going on my retreat but maybe because I have my retreat next week I'm
just like this is a waste of the week you see your itis like you're already no like yeah let me go on
my retreat you know I'm just waiting and by the way I don't know if I've updated everyone but I
booked my retreat it is happening I will keep you all posted. Obviously, I'll be vlogging for the Patreon.
And I'm really excited.
I'm excited to just cross it off my list, you know?
Yeah, no, and where...
To scratch this itch.
Where you ended up is, like, a good facility.
Like, I feel very comfortable sending you off there,
not wondering, like, if you're getting mauled by a bear in the woods.
Yeah, so I feel really good about it.
And I'll keep you all abreast, of course, because you guys are on this journey with me like as much as anyone.
And I really appreciate everyone's support and we're going to, we're going to be in this together
though. I will truly be doing it alone. And I haven't had like a solitary experience like that
in so long. I feel like I'm going to go back to like high school version me. It's like, oh my God,
how do I make friends? Like how do I talk to new people are you like is that something that happens at the retreat like you make friends
i think you get like in groups and so other people will probably be alone but like some people
probably be like with friends or something so it's gonna be it's gonna be like high school
personally challenging well if you just bring your kindle like you're fine yeah no that's i
i'm not worried about that but i do feel like they'll be like icebreakers you know two truths and a lie okay so let's practice truths and a lie is my motherfucking
cross to bear it's the hardest fucking icebreaker because like I think it's harder to come up with
a truth like yeah who cares like I wouldn't even know what to say so let's come up with yours
oh my god no I literally can't okay oh okay so the lie is obviously um I'm not a natural
redhead like you should say that because like that's dumb and people probably think you're not
a natural redhead which you are so say that and then for your truths um I have to speak my truth
no I know it's so important and it's my truth no one else is no one else is um so like what's like
a crazy thing you've like done like nothing like you're so boring like no like you don't have like some people like when they were babies they were born with three legs
like some people have like crazy like an extra toe like you don't have anything like that yeah
yeah no I don't know that's why I literally hate this game and I it's so hard I'm so sorry that I
brought it up like yeah now I have to prolong like it's worse that I have to play it no but
if we come up with them now it's bad enough that I have to play it there but like to bring it into my personal I know like
but I'm just trying to prepare you for what could be like a painful icebreaker I know I just sort of
like panic and then I'm like I'm allergic to bees oh yeah yeah yeah am I I don't know yeah you are
you are not really I had a bad experience once but like since then things I'm sorry if you get
stung by a bee and then have to go to the hospital like you are allergic to bees. But then like later in life I got stung by a bee and I was fine.
So I think my working theory is that
the hospital experience it wasn't a bee.
It was a different big ass.
Oh no I've been stung by a wasp.
Do you know that TikTok sound?
No.
The fact that you like aren't on TikTok
as much as I am is so upsetting
because like Margo would have understood my...
But why don't you explain it to us?
Because I think a lot...
That's the thing about TikTok sounds.
You can't explain them.
I feel like you do a good job of explaining them and then I'm in on the joke and I literally
will say TikTok lines that I've never even seen.
I've been stung by a wasp.
I actually can't explain that one.
I don't know the origins.
It sounds pretty self-explanatory.
It's just so funny.
Yeah.
Also, speaking of TikTok we um went to dinner
last night with dom roberts we finally got to meet dom and kenzie and we were talking about tiktok
and i looked at my screen time last week you guys someone needs someone needs a fucking wellness
retreat okay so a unplugged wellness retreat but like for me like my idea of wellness is like
laying in bed scrolling on t. But so last week I
spent over the course of the entire week, 24 hours on TikTok, which is literally an entire day. It
was actually 25 hours. So I'm just kind of like dealing with that, you know, like I, I don't know
how to internalize the fact that I lost a whole day of my life. Of your week. Of my week. Not even
life. Yeah. Imagine how many days of your life you've lost.
No, I know.
Probably a hundred.
No.
Well, no, you've only been TikTok for like over a year.
But if you're losing one day a week, 52 days.
Yeah, no, it's like really crazy, you guys.
So I'm just kind of like working through that and trying to like digest and internalize
it.
And like, what do I do with that piece of information?
Because you need to do something. No, I know. It's been like shaking me in my core like ever since I found that out good maybe you set like a screen time limit on TikTok because even
though you'll go over it obviously like it'll be there like nagging you and maybe you'll just be
more conscious of it no that's like an alarm like I'll just use it you should go on a retreat where
you have to like turning your cell phone no I just like need to the thing is it's like so or or you know what some people consider it
24 hours spent on doing my job like it is my job to be kept abreast to all the trends
gen z news it's not gonna cut I hear what you're saying and I think that that's like a good
rationale for you know a lot of our technology addiction and like tv but that's a step too far
but here's the thing i'm like not watching tv anymore because i'm literally sitting in bed
watching tiktok what about a challenge like we'll hold you accountable here at the toast
and we will give you three hours a day okay let me see what i did i mean yesterday i was like
hungover so i probably had more than average. Three times. No, that's still almost. I'm sorry.
I was wrong.
One hour a day.
Oh, okay.
You get one hour.
So yesterday.
And then we're going to look at your week next week.
I won't be here.
Excited.
Okay, yesterday I had two hours.
That's not bad.
No.
Saturday, two hours.
It's pretty much two hours a day.
I guess that makes sense.
Two times seven.
Oh, no.
Maybe I just had like a really bad week last week apparently you were on one oh I mean on Monday of last week
I had four hours so like I think we should try and get you to an hour a day yeah I think so too
and we'll follow up next week last week I had 19 hours turn on the thing that says like you're
approaching your time limit how add limit yeah how long should
i do one hour hour and a half no do an hour you might go over it doesn't like lock you out but
that way you're you're trying to get on the right but then by the way today i'm already at 20 minutes
no you have 40 minutes left spend them wisely that is so little now you won't be like frivolously
like looking through tiktok but they make me happy like i don't know why there's like a stigma around
screen time when like i'm literally at my happiest like scrolling TikTok mindlessly.
Because it's so unproductive. And it's so bad. You lost a whole day of your life like looking at
other people probably inevitably comparing yourself to this person that person like it does it doesn't
yeah yeah sure once in a while you see a TikTok that's like uplifting but most of the time it's
like detrimental to mental health. You know like because I'm like so like much prettier than everyone on TikTok it's like actually not fair of me to even mental you know like because I'm like so much prettier than
everyone on TikTok it's like actually not fair of me to even like be on TikTok because I'm like so
much prettier and skinnier than everyone yeah and younger and younger and like just funnier and
like it's sad for everyone else you know I should get off TikTok to help other people's mental
health because like they're probably comparing themselves to me and it's like oh my god like
I'll never be as stunning beautiful and smart as this girl like maybe maybe for the the betterment of my generation I should just take a step back whatever it takes whatever it takes
whatever it takes I know I can make it through what song is that it's the theme song from yes
I'm gonna need a minute okay I'm gonna give you a clue it's like a California based show I don't know where this I'm getting California vibes it's at one point in our childhood we were
banned from watching it because it was like a little inappropriate oh Degrassi yeah um Canada
yeah no it's Canada right yeah no I was just thinking I thought it was maybe gonna be like
90210 or like right full house I know same era um Also, if anybody wants to do the TikTok challenge with Claudia,
please feel free to join.
Share your screen times.
We're getting to an hour a day on the talk.
An hour a day.
But like, that's so hard.
Sometimes self-care looks like hard work.
Literally.
Literally.
Okay?
Okay.
Also, I just wanted to share like an experience that I had over the weekend.
Because, you know, I feel like I come on here a lot and like talk shit about Zara and I stand by literally everything I've ever said about
Zara like the website is an atrocity like just like make it make it easy for us like make it work
but I went to Zara on Saturday and I don't even want to say it because I don't want everyone to
go to Zara and then like we'll all be wearing the same things but like the Zara summer collection
like is here and it might be their most sickening yet.
Like I literally picked up like 15 things.
The dressing rooms are closed because of COVID.
So I just like picked up a bunch of things.
And I'm like, I'll just return whatever I don't wear.
Did not return one single thing.
Like so sickening.
And they've really gotten better with their sizing inclusivity.
And I just like wanted to give a shout out because like I'm always talking shit about Zara.
But they did that.
Like summer 2021, like they fucking did that.
Sweet.
Okay, I might go.
I literally need to shop for new clothes.
I know.
And, like, I literally got a whole new wardrobe in 10 minutes.
Like, I just, like, was picking shit up.
And I'm like, half of this won't fit, but I will come back and return it.
And it's, like, kind of, like, added, like, I think it's really contributing to my good attitude.
Like, on this Monday.
Because I'm like, okay, like, we're stepping into spring.
And, like, I have a hot fire wardrobe.
And you're prepared.
Like, not prepared fully.
But, like, I will be going back.
And I saw a TikTok.
See, this is why i need to i saw a tiktok that the most underrated um zara in all of manhattan is the
hudson yards one because hudson yards is a luxury mall so people go there not for zara they go for
like the neiman marcus even though went out of business um and because it's the biggest went out
of business yeah like that whole thing is going out of business the neiman marcus at hudson yards
closed i'm almost 100 did you not know that i don't
know maybe i did but i feel like you told me i didn't absorb it no but i heard neiman marcus was
like filing for bankruptcy but that doesn't mean that they closed which the neiman marcus was so
nice which is really confusing okay neiman marcus hudson yards permanently closed wow um yeah it was
really sad but because like most people don't go to zara, don't go to Hudson Yards for Zara.
And it's also the biggest.
They have like literally every size, every item.
It's like the most in stock Zara in all of Manhattan.
So that's a little kept secret that I just blew up and that blew up on TikTok.
So maybe I'll do that this week.
Sweet.
Sounds fun.
Yeah.
Other than that, I need to get to Zara.
Now I know.
And Zara Zara.
Twins on the day
yeah right
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yeah we got the fast five
we got
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first story dmx the rapper and actor dies at the
age of 50 his family has announced in a statement they said quote we are deeply saddened to announce
today that our loved one dmx birth name of earl simmons passed away at 50 years old at white
plains hospital with his family by his side after being placed on life support for the past few days
earl was a warrior who fought till the very end. He loved his family with all of his heart, and we cherish the times we spent with him.
It's really sad.
You'd been on life support for like a week, right?
Yeah.
Because like in the beginning of the week, we reported on it.
Yeah, we reported on it last week.
It's so sad.
And all weekend, there have been like tributes coming out, like videos that are going viral.
Yeah, I saw that one. Everyone keeps tagging me in this tweet about scooby-doo which is really crazy i know
um and i guess like what's so what i've like kind of gathered from all of people's tributes is like
how influential like in the music space he was like i think he was a little bit before our time
um but it's been made very clear like in the hip-hop space like his legacy like lives on
so I'm just really sad for his family and I hope that they're all doing okay yes hope everyone is
doing okay really sad I saw they're considering doing like a memorial in Yonkers for him oh nice
yeah yeah so just really sad and amazing legacy to see like everyone sharing.
Also, I feel like all weekend my whole timeline was flooded with like DMX tributes and Prince
Philip.
Yes.
But the big question has been answered.
Prince Harry will be going to his funeral.
Megan will be staying home under doctor's orders because of her pregnancy.
But just really quickly, while you brought up DMX and Prince Philip, can we talk about
Kerry Washington for a second?
Yeah.
Kerry Washington got like canceled over the weekend because she like tweeted something
out that was like not offensive, but just like kind of weird.
She's like, what'd she say?
She said, can't you just imagine what DMX and Prince Philip are talking about at the
pearly gates right now?
Yeah.
Like such a beautiful, like thinking of both of them.
And she deleted it after, like, getting annihilated on Twitter.
And I was trying to, like, see why people, like, were so upset about it.
Because to me it wasn't offensive.
It was just, like, a cringy loser thing to say.
Like, that's just, like, a weird thought.
Like, they don't know each other.
They're definitely not even together.
And, like, some people are, like, Prince Philip's in hell.
Like, people are so annoying.
So I didn't really understand why she got cancelled but like
if anything I would just be like embarrassed like because that was like a lame tweet
yeah I mean that's all it is at least for me I don't think there's anything really offensive
about it just like a weird thing like a weird thought to have yeah and then also Cher
but oh and Cher yeah I think I meant C-H-E-r I'm like oh what did she tweet oh she's always
tweeting she's always getting no um a weird thought to have for sure I don't know that
it's grounds for canceling but you know there's it's lawlessness now it's lawlessness yeah so
yes I did see that because you showed it to me because I was just like so confused I'm like I'm
not missing something like from this tweet like that's offensive but no it was just like cringy
yeah but sorry back
to Prince Harry well now Prince Harry has arrived in the UK two days after um Prince Philip's death
and he will be attending the funeral I'm glad sans Meghan how far along is Meghan I don't know
I'm not it doesn't say yeah because like I'm sure she does not want to go and the pregnancy is like
a fabulous excuse yeah Is like a fabulous excuse
Yeah it's a fabulous excuse
It would be really awkward
I think it's awkward
That Harry's going
It's literally
A month after
This whole Oprah interview
Like
And you
You made your bed
Lay in it
No I completely agree
Like
I think it's
Like
This will be the first time
They're seeing each other
I think in over a year
Also because of COVID
It's like his first time Going back seeing each other. I think in over a year, also because of COVID,
it's, like, his first time going back to the UK.
And if I, like, just stay home.
No, it's weird.
Like, especially because I think it's going to be, like, a super small affair.
Because of COVID.
So if he had stayed in California,
like, it wouldn't have been such a big deal
because you could say COVID, you know?
Yeah, I just, like, don't understand Harry completely because he did go on this interview and kind
of air his family's dirty laundry.
So do you like your family or do you not like your family?
I'm confused because if you love your family, even if they've wronged you, you don't go
on TV and air your dirty laundry.
Yeah. So I'm just confused. I'm glad he's going because that's the type of thing you can't go on TV and like, you know, air your dirty laundry. Yeah.
So I'm just confused.
I'm glad he's going because like that's the type of thing you can't take back.
Like if you make a decision in anger and like you don't go.
Also, like a tell-all interview is also the sort of thing you can't take back.
Yeah, no, no, no, I know.
So it's done.
I'm just, I'm really confused at this point.
But Megan not going, I'm not confused by.
Like, don't go.
Yeah. Like that tracks. She's's being consistent Harry's not being consistent 100% which is it like which is it
yeah you can't have it both ways yeah so and it's just gonna be like literally awkward like
so everyone knows their business like we know that him and William are on good terms and now
we know Kate was the one who made Megan cry like we like we know too much he just like blew this shit up and now he's like going back like hey guys I'm back and also
everybody's grieving like it's just not about him for like one second and now he has to come and
make it about him yeah you know like I'm sure in Prince Philip's final days like this was a very
big source of stress yeah and I'm not saying that he should or shouldn't go.
I think he should go.
I don't know.
It's a tough situation, but I do think he should go.
Yes, in the sense because, like, it is something, like, that's something, again, that you can't take back. And you'll regret.
And it's, like, at a certain point, like, family and death, like, that conquers all.
You know, like, you just are there for your family.
And this is one of those situations, I think.
So, I think him going is the right decision, but it does make all this news, you know,
which I just think, like, the royal family is just, like, over the news for now.
They could, like, use a little break.
And they also, like, they have a lot of healing to do as a family, right?
Yes.
Maybe this is when they'll do it.
But, like, there's other things going on. Like, it's a celebration of healing to do as a family. Right. Yes. And maybe this is when they'll do it. But like there's other there's other things going on.
Like it's a celebration of Prince Philip's life.
Like they'll heal another time because like any other time.
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah.
No, it's it's a tough spot.
Like I don't know what's the right thing, but I do think he should go to the funeral.
I'm glad he is going.
And I don't think Megan should go.
And I'm glad she's not going.
And I'm sure she's glad to not be going.
Yeah.
Even though it actually doesn't track because like in the interview when they were
in the chicken coop she was like no like we talked to that we spoke to Gran you know last week when
you know Phillip got sick so according to them like they've been on good terms with the grandparents
and they went out of their way to tell Oprah they zoom with but that was all pre-tell all no but they after the tell-all they went out of their way to tell Oprah. They Zoom with. But that was all pre-tell all.
No, but they, after the tell all, they went out of their way to say the person who made
the comment about Archie's skin color was not Gran or Grandpa.
Right.
So it's like they've kind of been protecting in their own way.
Yes.
But in doing the tell all, they inadvertently like have.
Yeah, no, you can't protect some family member.
Have tried like to ruin like their life's work.
Being royals, being the king and queen are,
not king, sorry, queen consort, prince,
is their life's work.
And Harry and Meghan have made that much more challenging.
Yeah, I mean, but they also, right, like they,
what I gathered from their interview was that like they did not want to insult
or like tarnish the name of Philip or Graham.
Like they kind of protected them in the interview,
whether they were actually good to them or not.
Like that was clearly something that was important to Harry.
But it's kind of like one of them is all of them, you know?
A hundred percent.
So it doesn't even, yeah.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
So we shall see.
We shall see.
I just can imagine the tension.
And you know, I can't imagine that Harry thought he'd be seeing his family so soon after the interview.
But that's what happens.
Life happens, death happens.
And now we're all in a room together yeah let's talk about it
maybe they'll make a maybe it will be maybe it'll be Prince Philip's final gift to the family everyone
coming together and that would be a great episode of the crown like we're just kind of like this
death brings everyone together they all apologize they love each other Harry and Meghan move back
resume their royal duties and then Meghan can like but for me like what I was
so upset about this whole thing is like of course there's so many things I could be annoyed at but
like what I was annoyed at is the fact that like Megan Markle like could have been an integral part
of the royal family if they had let her she's so charismatic she's you know a sign of progress for
the royal family like the potential there that we never got like that was what was so upsetting
in terms of like representation.
And so if we could,
if there's any possibility
like that she could like be that,
I'm sure she does not want to,
but like I would just love that.
I know.
I don't think there's,
I hear what you're saying.
I know.
That ship has sailed.
Completely.
That's not happening.
I know.
But they will have to all figure out
how to move forward.
And if they want to like stay in touch.
So this could be step one for all of that.
It could.
We'll keep you abreast.
As always.
Even though it's not like we're going to be in those rooms.
So we just have to go off like tabloid reports, which are so false.
I don't know.
From the crown, I know like the crown is fiction, whatever.
From the crown, it kind of like makes it seem like sometimes more often than not
like some of the tabloid rumors are like founded on truth or maybe the crown only addresses the
ones that are true oh that's possible yeah the ones that i mean there's so many yeah you know
like every day it's something different yeah okay ready for our next story a little sports news
a little sports news yeah are you ready for a little sports news because the masters tournament i watched it and history has been made as hidiki matsuyama makes history he wins the 2021
masters tournament you watched it because ben watched it and like we were so just like dead
yesterday that i just let him put on whatever he wanted and you know i actually quite enjoyed it
um matsuyama was like in the lead the whole time so like he obviously was gonna win
yeah um and Ben was explaining how it's like such a big deal so I'm so happy for him and he was a
cutie and it was actually like an enjoyable thing to watch cutie win made the biggest cutie win and
like Ben said like part of the huge honor of winning the masters is like the next year there's
a huge dinner with all the former winners and the person who won the year before like gets to pick the meal
choice so now everyone's like guessing what Matsuyama is going to pick and like now this
year because the winner from last year was Dustin Polina Gretzky's boyfriend Johnson
Dustin Johnson he chose uh chicken sandwiches oh yeah bad you didn't win no I know I would
have loved that meal I bet it's so good.
That's such a fun fact.
Like fun like
tradition.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
That's really cool.
I feel like golf is super
calming to watch.
Yeah.
Like.
It was like a little
borderline boring.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's not like.
No it's not like crazy
like you look away
you're going to miss anything.
Yeah.
And they actually like
do a really good job
of airing it
because they, like, show,
they don't follow one person at the same time.
They, like, show everyone at different holes.
It's, like, actually, I had a respect for the masters.
They got a good thing going on?
Yeah, they got a really good thing going on.
Very, very cool.
Yeah, so I'm happy for him.
I can't wait to hear what he chooses for the meal.
Like, I'm literally, like,
I can't think about anything else.
I'm so excited.
Like, I hope it's good.
And he's making Japan proud.
So we love that.
If you won the Masters, what would you choose as your meal?
Oh, that's a really good question.
Okay. For an appetizer, we would all be having chicken fingers and fries.
But like in appetizer form, you know,
like with a toothpick in it, okay?
Okay.
And then for the entree, we are having,
oh my God, I'm like overwhelmed right now.
Hold on.
Let me just think, like what are my favorite foods?
Like we're having like, it's pasta night, you know,
like Italian like pasta, whatever you want.
And you don't care that the foods like don't really make sense together?
Do I look like I care?
Okay.
And then for dessert,
The Toll House Pie.
We're having a Chipwich.
Oh, cute.
Good humor brand,
like with the chocolate chips
on the outside.
Oh, that's really cute.
That sounds good.
What about you?
I think I would have
Serafina come in and cater.
Yeah, and cater the affair.
The affair.
Yeah, I like that for you.
Yeah, like penne albacca,
pizzas to start.
Yeah.
But then for dessert,
I've been really enjoying
dessert lately. And like Serafina, we went to last night. Yeah. But then for dessert, I've been really enjoying dessert lately.
And, like, Serafina, we went to last night.
We took Dom and Kenzie's Serafina Virginity.
It's not known for their desserts.
Like, I literally never get to.
No, no, no.
They have a tiramisu, which I don't even like, that, like, some people like.
But they are not, like, dessert friendly.
Yeah.
Maybe just, like, some delicious gelato.
Or, like, the Mastro's Butter Cake.
Have you ever had it?
Yeah.
Sickening.
So good.
Cipriani.
Cipriani. Cipriani lemon meringue cake. Yeah. Okay. You guys, you want me to win the Mastro's Butter Cake. Have you ever had it? Yeah, sickening. So good. Cipriani. Cipriani Lemon Meringue Cake, yeah.
Okay, you guys, you want me to win the Mastro's.
Yeah, let's go.
Root for me.
Vote for Elle.
Vote for Elle.
Are you ready for our next story?
I mean, I'm going to take a bite of my granola bar, but yeah.
Okay, so while you're taking a bite,
I'm going to let you know that driver's license singer Olivia Rodrigo
got a parking ticket.
I saw.
That's really funny.
She said, driving isn't all fun and games. Olivia Rodrigo is quickly learning the ups and downs of
having a driver's license. On Sunday, the 18-year-old singer whose ballad driver's license
became a mega hit revealed that she ran into a little trouble while driving with her driver's
license. In a Snapchat shared to her Instagram story, she shared that she had received a parking
violation from the city of LA showing a photo of the ticket she said damn this driving shit isn't all fun and games
I mean and that's why I don't drive that is why I love that this is news you know it's just like
because she has a song called driver's license right and she got a ticket and I feel like it's
a really good lesson for all the kids out there like driving is not all fun and games well I was
actually just having this conversation with them because he's like i've never been in an
accident and i have obviously you remember you made me get into an accident when you were singing
shower by becky g so fucking loud no can't take accountability literally or accident you were
just like being such a distracted like front seat driver i think i was like making the vibes good
you were snapchatting yourself listening to beck Becky G's shower which is such a good song. Yeah can you
blame me? I know and you know it's such a good song like the car crash didn't even ruin it. It's
such a good song it inspired a segment on this show. Yeah that's true. But so Ben was like bragging
that he'd never gotten to an accident like I didn't get into an accident I just like sideswept
some old lady's car. It was just like a little dink. And she was like so cool about it like I
was ready to like swap insurance and like have to like you know call the police and she literally was like it's fine
and got in her car and drove away um but I've never gotten a ticket Ben has gotten like maybe
a thousand like you know he actually at one point like got his license suspended for like having so
many points that's so crazy so um have you well you don't drive but right so I can't even ask you
that question but one day I
feel like my time is coming yeah we've been talking about getting a car yeah and that would
be really exciting for me to be driven by you I know and also if you're if you're looking for some
content I taught Jackie how to drive over the summer in upstate New York um there's a patreon
vlog about it at patreon.com slash morning toast so much much anxiety. Oh. Did you have something to say? Um no I was
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love it okay now are you ready for our fifth and final story is it the fifth and final story
yeah yeah okay Henry Cavill Cavill yeah goes Instagram official with his new beautiful and
brilliant girlfriend Natalie Viscuso and I know Claudia is like why do I saw the picture you saw the picture he said this is me looking quite well
they they took a stroll together they were spotted on a stroll and then he posted to his Instagram
saying oh saying oh god what'd you do I just swiped hold on saying I think maybe I haven't
I saw that they were photographed together and like literally nobody could figure out who this
girl was okay well he then he posted a picture of the two of them saying,
this is me looking quietly confident shortly before my beautiful and brilliant love destroys me at chess.
And it's like a picture of them playing chess.
But eagle-eyed pop culture enthusiasts might recognize her from a 2005 episode of MTV's My Super Sweet 16.
Her milestone birthday was featured on season one of the hit series After she moved to San Diego
From Roswell, New Mexico
Okay
So now she
Is the vice president
Of TV and digital studios
At Legendary Entertainment
But she was on
My Super Sweet 16
And I feel as though
That's something
That we all need to know
Okay
I'm literally floored
By this recognition
Like floored
First of all
Second of all There is a tiktok trend
of like if you were on my sweet 16 super sweet 16 like make a tiktok duet this and like tell us
where you landed and like literally every single one of them was like the car my dad got me got
repossessed like we had to move out of our house like because it was these people like spending so
frivolously on a 16 year old birthday party like you know that their finances were not yeah they're
not like financially prudent so i would love to hear like a little bit about her journey on the show I wonder if we'll get like any sort of
interview with her and remind me who Henry Cavill is Justice League Superman and was he supposed to
be Jamie Dornan or that's like the other guy I always get them confused oh you know who's supposed
to be Jamie Dornan like but then the other guy Henry something why why not Cavill I don't know
like someone someone named Henry dropped out of Fifty
Shades and gave it to Jamie Dornan who I thought was like so unqualified for the role and that's
why I never watched a franchise I just always felt like it was a huge casting mistake when that guy
dropped out Henry um okay well Henry Cavill is Superman and he looks like Superman yeah and I
feel like he could have been the one and is he from from Sons of Anarchy? Is he? I don't know.
These Henrys I actually cannot keep up with.
Okay, I'm going to read what he's in. I don't know if it's
going to mean anything to you. Man of Steel,
The Witcher, Batman vs. Superman, Justice
League, Enola Holmes, Mission Impossible,
The Man from Uncle. I like The Man
from Auntie. Zack Snyder's
Justice League, The Tudors. Everyone's
been telling me to watch The Tudors and now I think this
might be the push that I need okay hold on Henry
Cavill was supposed to be in
Fifty Shades of Grey but he's
not who I thought he was Charlie
oh yeah by the way they
literally don't even have the
same name I don't know why I
get them no and don't put that
shit in my head no that guy's
hot the blonde guy he's right
oh Kingsman is he this And he's from Kingsman.
Is he?
This guy.
He's from Sons of Anarchy.
Never mind.
He's so handsome.
I get him confused with Henry Cavill.
But actually, Henry Cavill looks like Matt Bomber.
You're just like, you're putting stuff into my head that I don't need there. There's just like so many like sexy men.
Like I actually just cannot keep track of them.
But now I know who Henry Cavill is.
I've never seen like any superhero movies. So like people in that genre like just go way track of them. But now I know who Henry Cavill is. I've never seen, like, any superhero movies.
So, like, people in that genre, like, just go way above my head.
I agree.
And he's not in The Kingsman.
So I'm just going to take that back.
I don't know who that guy is.
When is The Kingsman sequel coming out?
The trequel?
I don't know.
But wait, now I need to find out who the guy I'm thinking of from The Kingsman.
Because I feel like it's going to...
Colin Firth?
It's going to blow the lid off this thing.
Taron Egerton?
No, no, no, no, no.
He's a supporting man. The Kingsman cast.man cast oh my god I love the Kingsman okay hold on
I'll just be drinking from this guy I'll just be drinking from my 100% mug available Wednesday
at shopmorningtoast.com he plays a guy named Charlie in the movies he's like that guy who's with the girl.
Okay, why are you showing me the most tiny picture?
Like, how am I supposed to see?
Okay, that is like the most random guy.
No, but he plays the guy that's with the girl.
No, this episode is called
Those Guys That Are With The Girls.
Like, there's just so, like, honestly,
there's so many famous people now.
Like, I actually cannot keep track.
And I feel like I know most of them.
But with the birth of TikTok
and like all these digital famous people and now the traditional
celebrities streaming platforms there's so much content there's so many famous people I agree so
like forgive me for getting my Henry's and Charlie's confused like it's just a I'm a victim
of circumstance like I can only keep up I and I know a lot but like this is like kind of crazy
yeah I think you're making we're making it like harder than it needs to be. Like it's just Henry and his, my super speed 16 girlfriend.
Oh right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Focus on.
When I first saw the picture, like the picture was like this really serious chess picture.
I thought he was dating Anna Taylor Joy.
Yeah.
Who is Anna Taylor Joy dating?
I don't know.
She's like so eligible.
Like remember how like two years ago during award season, like Anna De Armas was like
the most eligible bachelorette in Hollywood. and then like Ben Affleck got her.
And now it's like who is going to get Anna Taylor-Joy because she's like the most eligible
girl of award season.
Like E! News like dies for her, you know?
Yeah.
As they should.
Yeah.
I just wonder who the lucky person will be.
Yeah.
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Love it. Okay. the real housewives of
Atlanta was like so boring but to me the most interesting part of the episode was like seeing
all the food at blaze steakhouse like gotta go there for a meal it looked so good it looked so
good yeah the episode was boring all this drama with the prophet like I was so confused and then
I didn't agree with anyone like I kind of agreed with Drew no but then after speaking to the prophet and if Toya and him really don't have a romantic relationship but even if
they do but I don't even think he would lie like if if they did have relationships you wouldn't
have called him up and had like a man of the faith lie on like I just don't think so no but see like
how do we have such two opposite stories? Drew heard, literally, he broke up with his fiance,
left his baby to be with Toya.
They're in a committed relationship.
Toya's story is like, I literally barely know this man.
No, like, she is taking his seminar,
but he was engaged three years ago, and that's just not the case.
So how do we have such two literally polar opposite stories?
I don't know.
Someone's lying.
Yeah.
But let's say.
I kind of believe Drew. But even if Drew's telling's telling the truth like it's none of her business it's the same thing
as like all this stuff with bolo like it's no actually i normally would agree with you but the
only reason i was kind of taking drew's side because let's say it's all completely true and
like the prophet and his family are like a part of drew's family which is what she's been saying like drew has every right to be mad that like she introduced the prophet and his family are, like, a part of Drew's family, which is what she's been saying.
Like, Drew has every right to be mad that, like, she introduced the prophet to her friend.
And, like, now he left his fiance for the friend when, like, Drew is, like, family with them.
Like, I can see if what everything Drew is saying is true, why she would be upset.
And, like, how nobody understands that, like, confused me.
Like, if she really broke up a family, if Toya broke up a family who was so close with Drew,
like allegedly for years, you know?
Yeah.
I just.
But that's assuming everything Drew is saying about the relationship with the prophet is
true.
It's just so confusing.
And I also like really don't care.
So I'm like confused and I'm trying to care and I don't.
I wanted more of the lipo.
Like I wanted more clarity on that.
I didn't think Marlo was lying.
Me?
You do or you do?
No, I don't.
No, because she brought it up and she said she's gotten it twice and she's getting it again you don't lie half lie
about liposuction yeah she was the one who brought the word to the table and then I I'm sure she was
like maybe planning on it maybe it just or she's doing it but I thought she was being super honest
and I also feel like she was really humbling herself at that dinner and just being like I'm
really sorry and eating she felt really bad she's apologized so many times like clearly it was one of those nights where you just you acted out things
fall apart you know I completely agree and you just behave in a way that you personally don't
agree with and I and she's doing everything right in the way she's apologizing and like everyone
needs to move on I completely agree like because I love Marlo and like in New Orleans I'm like what
are you doing like putting yourself in the center of all this and like acting insane in front of
big Frida like relax um but the way she like literally ate shit and like humbled herself and like
apologized to every single person like multiple times brought gifts oh buying porsche's sheets
she doesn't want the discount like she's obviously trying really hard yeah so i'm like so glad because
like as a marlo stan like i really have respect for that um and in no way did i think she was
lying about the liposuction like shamia was just going so hard for her when like some a friend of
a friend saw you at the doctor's office like maybe she was having a consultation like yeah and also
like people's medical doings like are personal you know like leave them alone and Marlo brought it up
right she's definitely not lying no I don't think she's lying it was just all very weird the whole
episode was just weird and I just didn't care and also the season finale is next week when like
literally nothing has happened except for the bolo stuff yeah I think they thought that that
would like carry through the season I definitely made for a few interesting episodes but like
anytime bolo's name gets brought up I'm like oh no yeah to me like Atlanta um is having like a
similar season but on a different scale than like OC like because they just had like limited time
to foot to film and like random trips they had to take like OC got really fucked because like nothing happened and they were like
were caught in the middle of COVID and Atlanta I feel like they made the best of like the COVID
situation but it was not a great season yeah I I totally agree but I feel like it'll be a good
reunion yeah um and I wonder if Drew and Toya will be back because Toya's not even a housewife
right now no but that always happens she's like a brandy glanville like how like someone who's like a friend of is the center of the entire yeah like
scandal um i don't love toy i actually really like drew she like really grew on me as the season went
on and i think she's a really good housewife except when kenya said or toyah said like she
needs to stop worrying about my relationship and get a relationship with the treadmill like that
was so mean so wrong so wrong and like with the treadmill. Like, that was so mean.
So wrong.
So wrong.
And, like, all the other women laughing.
Like, that really upset me because, like, when Cynthia and Mike were in their kitchen,
like, trying to move the scale around.
Oh, my God.
The scale was definitely broken because they were, like, weighing in more than they thought.
Like, I was dying.
And, like, that's why I love the Housewives of Atlanta because they're so real.
And they both said their weight.
On camera.
On camera.
Like that's why I love the Housewives of Atlanta because they're so real.
And they both said their weight.
On camera.
On camera.
Like you would literally have to like stone me to death before admitting how much I weigh.
But they were just like open and honest and I loved it.
It was so relatable.
Like that's my year summed up.
Yeah.
Like moving the scale around. Like in disbelief.
He's like no because like the floor is on the decline.
Like it was so funny.
And then that treadmill comment like really bothered me.
Yeah.
It was wrong. I didn't see that. I didn't feel like the women were laughing. I felt like they were made uncomfortable by it. Maybe. like it was so funny and then that treadmill comment like really bothered me yeah it was it
was wrong i didn't see that the i didn't feel like the women were laughing i felt like they
were made uncomfortable by it maybe also like what is with kenya being the worst host ever like
i love marlo for ordering like pizza and wings but like she doesn't put out a cheese plate for
like her five guests no it's it's really and she thought they would be satiated with wine but like
this group eats a lot like yeah they are not satiated with wine. But like this group eats a lot. Like yeah. They are not satiated with just alcohol.
No it's like funny.
I know because also like in South Carolina like it's a pattern now.
Yeah.
I just love Marlo like for real.
No I really like her too.
And I just need everyone to like forgive her for the dinner.
Like it's also at the end of the day.
I think they do.
No no.
Except Portia.
They keep bringing it up.
And at the end of the day like she's going so far out of her way like apologizing apologizing but like what she did was like she just acted out
at a dinner it's not a huge deal it's not a huge deal yeah she didn't hurt anyone right even though
next week it looks like things get physical between Drew and Toya yeah and that was just like a you
know a ticking time bomb yeah but I also feel like it's this weird um balance with like all of the
existing housewives being like so established and like been on forever.
And like these two new girls like coming in and like having to prove
themselves.
And it's like two different shows.
By the way,
that's,
it's like,
it's aunties and nieces.
Like,
no,
but like not in terms of like having fun,
but the way that like Toya and Drew like are acting towards one another,
it's like season,
cause it's season one for them.
It's like a season one,
but we're so far past that.
We're so beyond silliness like
that yeah yeah like because like some of the ogs like are a little boring like cynthia even though
i love her like she is boring and even candy i the only thing i really feel like candy's integral
towards is like she has no alliances like she will comment on a fight like not because she sides with
someone but just because that's who she thinks is right like yeah so she's actually like a good
kind of like narrator for the show because she's very she's not like best friends with anyone like
she this is really just like truly her job she shows up and she like just comments on what she
shares her thoughts yeah and i actually really respect that because more often than not like in
her um confessionals like i agree with her because she's very unbiased so i think she adds value in
that but some of the ogs are just like getting like comfortable and like boring.
Except Portia is literally just like the funniest person on the show.
And like everything she says is just like a nugget of perfection.
And like she was barely in the episode last night because she didn't get invited to Kenya's.
But she still somehow managed to be like the queen of the episode.
Yeah.
I just I absolutely adore her.
I think she's so funny.
So yeah.
Season finale next week.
And then hopefully the reunions will be good.
Like you said, The worse the season
The better a reunion
True
So I'm very much
Looking forward to that
There's nothing on tonight
Oh yay
So fabulous
Did you watch
Any other stuff this weekend
I finished watching
The Last Czar on Netflix
It was really good
Like throughout
There was definitely
Times I was bored
And like Rasputin
Ugh
But by the end
Like the way that it ended
And you know I'll just
if you guys are gonna watch just mute me for a second because I want to spoil like it's not
spoil it's history but it was so crazy because so basically the Tsar and his family were brutally
murdered at like during the Russian Revolution they were like buried in a forest no one found
them for like 50 years in the 70s like some historians found them but like the political
climate like it wasn't a good time to like tell everyone so they stayed there for like another 20 years and then the
bodies were exhumed and they want they needed to prove that it was the royal family because it was
just like bones and no one knew where they had been married and so they got blood samples from
all of the royals throughout Europe because since they all like were married to one another they
have similar DNA and even Prince Philip um donated or gave blood is old
gave blood to help in the cause of proving that it was the royal family oh that's interesting yeah
it was really interesting and then they had a proper um imperial burial right and it was really
interesting and i actually watched something really similar i liked the way that it was done
because it was like half documentary half dramatized kind of like the college admissions thing yeah but it was really well done and and
if you're interested in a little bit of history I would recommend it it also deals with like this
question of like the Anastasia imposter um and there's like a lot of books on it do you know
this story and then apparently I found out this story I found out from Taylor I found out okay so basically the Russian royal family was murdered in like a basement and it
there was a lot of mystery around what happened and some of the mystery that got out was like
that one of the daughters escaped Anastasia and so eight years after the murder in Berlin a woman
comes up and says I am Anastasia Romanovff and that and i escape blah blah blah and spends
this woman spent her entire life saying i'm anastasia and like there were so many people
who are like no it's not like the grandma came in the tutor came why couldn't they just prove it
like with blood it was they didn't have the technology yet for dna testing and she passed
away before it could be but since her passing and they found the bones of the imperial family
she is was not anastasia like oh i thought for
sure she was gonna be apparently i was talking to kaylor last night and she just watched the movie
anastasia and the disney movie anastasia is about anastasia romanoff and apparently like they say
that it's her but it wasn't her but it's like a fiction cartoon no no but like but recipe like
there are a lot of true elements and they say that like she was the the last remaining Romanov but that's not what happened so I think I need to watch Anastasia
well really similarly I watched um Accepted that movie with Justin Long and Blake Lively and Jonah
Hill and it's actually like a fucking great movie it is except like do you know like the fatal flaw
of the film is Justin long's character's name is
bartleby okay and like he's like literally like the center of the tv show and like everyone's
like hey bartleby hey b like why was that his name that's just it's just like it actually makes
the movie like bad it makes no fucking sense so that's what i was like spending my whole weekend
thinking about i actually didn't watch a lot of tv i spent most of my time on tiktok oh well that
explains that.
And then I also, I'm almost done with the book that I'm reading called The Queen's Fortune.
And it just took a turn.
It just got good at 70%.
So I'll keep you guys abreast.
Yeah, you've been here far.
But it is about Desiree Clary, who was the one-time love of Napoleon Bonaparte and then married his friend.
But her sister married his brother.
So she's part of the court. Quite interesting. But apparently she's gonna be
Queen of Sweden. Is she still alive? No. Oh yeah. No no. Like in the what's happening next. Oh oh. You're like she's gonna be the Queen of Sweden like today? No on the next page. Oh okay so like not tomorrow. Okay okay okay. Like that was confusing the way you phrased it sorry yeah that's on me that's a hundred percent
trying to make me look stupid um so it looks like the historical journey is like going really well
for you historical journey is going really well i just like i sort of spread myself too thin in
watching last hour while reading queen's fortune because it's like then i had this romanoff itch
that i wanted to scratch and i was gonna really hate when i have a romanoff itch that i want to
scratch and like i just can't you know yeah because I was in the middle of another book so right now I'm like back in the Napoleonic era
so maybe I don't know when I'm done with this book and it was like a little disappointing
um I don't know where I'm gonna go from here I don't know do I go back to the Romanoffs so now
you're back back in the Napoleonic era exactly happy for you thanks um so yeah like that was our show that was it was confirming
confirmed it was ours confirmed we spoke about the guys we spoke about the girls we pretty much
hit the nail on the head yeah and it's confirmed that that's all she wrote oh is it yeah okay pens
up time's up pencils up no what do they say like at the end of sats like pencils down
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