The Toast - S4 Ep68: One Hit Wonder: Wednesday, April 14th, 2021

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

HUNDRED PERCENT MERCH OUT NOW: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ 1. The Bachelor's Colton Underwood Comes Out as Gay: 'I've Ran from Myself for a Long Time' (PEOPLE) 2. Olivia Rodrigo Announces Her Debut Album Sour Will Be Out Next Month (PEOPLE) 3. 'Vanderpump Rules' star Brittany Cartwright gives birth to son (Page Six) 4. Justin Bieber Says the First Year of His Marriage to Hailey Baldwin 'Was Really Tough' (PEOPLE) 5. Pepsi Sets a New Ridiculous TV Show, MTV Reality-Star Dating Competition 'Match Me If You Can' (The Wrap) Real Housewives of Dallas Recap Dear Toasters Advice Segment The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy hump day! Theo is here. Do not forget to hump someone you love. It is the most important day of the week, signifying one, that you can hump someone you love, and two, the latter half of the week is upon us. Yeah! It's a beautiful thing to behold. Such is Theo being here back on the show. He missed two days of work. It was really hard. I feel like the vibes were just not what they could be without Theo in the room. He's so happy he's back.

He's ready to get his hump on. Oh my God, he's looking so delicious. I want to eat you. I want to put my nose up your tushy. Do da da dee da do. Oh God, he's turnt. So yes, happy Wednesday. There is so much going on in the world.

We of course are here to break it down for you. Former Bachelor Colton Underwood came out as gay this morning on Good Morning America. We have lots of thoughts. It's Wednesday, so of course it's hump day. We also have Dear Toasters, our advice segment, and a real high point for everyone, in my opinion. Yes. And we had one of our merch drops this morning.

The 100% collection is now officially available at shopmorningtoast.com. We've got mugs, we've got crewnecks, we've got sweatpants, we've got stickers, we've got phone cases, we've got hats. Hat. Hat. We've got hat. And we've got Mr. Hat. And you know, they are flying like hotcakes. So make sure you head over to shopmorningtoast.com. I am here wearing the pink crew neck that says 100% in size extra large. I'm wearing size medium. I've been wearing medium all week. This material,

I've been getting a lot of questions about the material. I would compare it to Beautiful, Stunning, and Smart because it's like super light. Also back in the day, the sorority crew necks, if you grabbed one of those teal ones, the teal 100% is very similar to that. So it's much lighter than How You Durn. Yeah, the How You Durn yeah the how you durn

and the redhead sweatshirts were more winter based sweaters and thick but these are more lightweight so like we're wearing them on a beautiful spring day and I honestly feel like perfectly suited for the weather me too I'm wearing shorts and this and I walked here and it was absolutely delightful like the breeze between my thighs also today's your first day of showing your legs yeah I guess like you know I tried to deny it for as Yeah, I guess like, you know, I tried to deny it for as long as I could. Like spring is officially here. Therefore, like summer is around the corner. Not really where I wanted to be, you know, body wise. But you know what? Hot Girl Summer knows no bounds. And mine has officially started. I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy to

see your legs right beside my legs today. You know, if I were you, I would be happy that my legs are here too, because mine are so much more pale and like big than yours and they're just like distracting because yours are looking lovely today. Well, my legs had their introductory day yesterday so they were feeling like shy yesterday but now they're like,

they're comfortable and so my legs are saying hi to your legs and make your legs to feel like welcome and comfortable. You want to touch? So we have a really busy show

and I don't want to like dilly dally but I do want to clear up some rumors. Claudia says there show and I don't want to like dilly dally but I do want to clear up some rumors um Claudia says there's rumors about me there is there is and I'm not even joking there has just been like at least for me and I don't know if people are reaching out to you there has been an outpouring from our toaster community people are like worried about you they just feel like you have been talking a lot about your retreat and like you're kind of going to this retreat for a reason okay um like are you feeling down people are just like feeling like you're kind of going to this retreat for a reason okay um like are you feeling down people are just like feeling like you're maybe feeling off I have told the community that in my personal

opinion I think you're fine okay now I realize what you're talking well so when I saw one post and talks after dark because like after Monday the poster felt like there was something off with me I felt sad definitely Monday all day I like woke up wrong and I usually like at some point in the morning it corrects itself but like all day I was like woke up wrong. And I usually like at some point in the morning, it corrects itself. But like all day I was just unwell, like mentally, physically,

I was so tired. And I was just like, I can't with today. I went to live meth and I was just like, yeah, you know? So Monday was a wash for me. Okay.

That's fair. That has nothing to do with like the wellness retreat. Like I really am going to the retreat, like for my my physical being like 2020 like when we went into the pandemic like I was really in the best shape of my life yeah and then the year just completely deteriorated that and now we're coming out of it and I'm like expected to be the same person that I was but like I'm not so I just want to get this year off me physically. That is a great explanation. And also mentally. So I'm just taking matters into my own hands. Like I'm sick of like every Monday being like,

and now it's going to start. Like I just need a jumpstart. And I feel like the wellness retreat will be that. I know it's not going to like solve all my problems, but it will like right now, I don't even know what I'm doing like eating wise. Like I'm just like snacking all day. And I'm also like not, even if I get motivated,

like I just lose momentum so quickly because I'm still not going anywhere. So I'm just like, why not have a cookie in my house? That's going to make me happy. As opposed to like depriving myself for like this when I get out. Now, what do you say to the rumors that you are actually not going to a wellness retreat, but you are going to rehab? Is that a rumor? Because I did a Q&A yesterday yesterday just like talking shit, you know,

and I got like a bunch of questions like about you, how you're doing. And then someone said, is Jackie going to rehab? And I just think you should clear up those rumors and tell your truth finally. Okay, finally. I'm not going to rehab. But like, no, I'm not going to rehab. I actually have never been drinking less in my life. Yeah, camera light.

I don't know what the person would think I was going to rehab for. Like what addiction? Maybe investment addiction. My addiction is food. And so I'm going on a fucking wellness retreat. By the way, speaking of investments, everyone who held onto Dogecoin,

today was a good day. Yesterday was a good day. Do you have any Dogecoin? No, I do not. I bought $200 of Dogecoin. And like, I bought it at 0.04. And as of last night, bought it at 0.04 and as of last night it's at 0.11 or actually this morning was at 0.12 have you made money I invested $199 and now I have $500 but I don't have it until I pull it out and it's like do I pull it out you don't pull it out you leave it there like forever oh for real

yeah because that's what you do with traditional stocks but like but it's dogecoin to the moon so like you're not at the moon yet I I know. I'm like so panicked. You're still even in this stratosphere. Like you're nowhere at 0.11. No, I know. I'm so panicked. I should keep it, you say? No, just forget about it.

Like set it. I did forget about it, but yesterday. Set it and forget it. Okay, okay. It's been like two weeks of Doge. If anyone has like a really hot tip, like just please. Oh, actually no, that's insider trading. Please do not come for me.

Okay, yeah, yeah. No, but if you have, not a tip, but like. Advice. Advice. Yeah, there's plenty of financial advisors. I need one. Yeah, you do need one. So I'm so glad that you are clearing up the rumors.

Thank you everyone for being like so in tune with how I'm feeling. I know. And I also have gotten like so many people reaching out. One, to be like, where are you going? Like, I need a wellness retreat as well. And two, like people who are feeling similarly. It's just been like a rough one. I'm just ready to put it all. Behind you. To start anew, you going? Like I need a wellness retreat as well. And to like people who are feeling similarly, it's just been like a rough one. I'm just ready to put it all behind you.

To start anew, you know? Well, if people are really interested in the journey, you will be vlogging it for our Patreon, patreon.com slash a morning toast. And really like the vlog camera is going to be like my only friend because I'm going almost like anytime I have a thought or like a joke, like I'm going to talk to the vlog. It'll probably be really healthy for you to like kind of have like a video diary outlet.

Yeah, no. Otherwise, like I'm just going to be bottled up. So solitary. So when I come back to my room, I probably be really healthy for you to like kind of have like a video diary outlet yeah no otherwise like I'm just gonna be bottled up so solitary so when I come back to my room I could be like hey guys like you just did this and that really sad you should go live on Instagram and stuff so like you can have people to talk to I don't like going live on Instagram but I hear what you're saying okay no or I could just like FaceTime everyone like I do from my bed every single day um so yeah I'm really really excited I leave on Sunday and I will keep you all abreast of my progress and I'm just like really looking forward to a new sensation I'm so happy for you I will be a programming update for Monday through Wednesday of next week while you are gone

Ben will be joining me in studio that's exciting um yes he has agreed to all three episodes but I have to record like super early in the morning so just kill me um that'll be exciting and then Thursday Friday of next week Ben and I have to head to Florida for a simcha so there will be no episodes yeah there was never going to be episodes anyway which is why it worked out perfectly take the retreat that week so just keep in mind we're back in studio next week for sure but Thursday Friday there are no shows great I'm excited for Ben I'll probably like listen to the podcast every day like while I'm on my walks and my retreating yeah and so make sure it's good yeah make sure it's good yeah I'll be listening wow I'll hear what you say you listen every day oh we're not gonna say anything about you no I don't always listen when I'm not here no but you listen you're always here and

you listen every day because you do the show every day you know what I was saying but like I'm gonna be like listening every day like because I the show every day. You didn't know what I was saying, but like I'm going to be like listening every day like because I'm going to be like just a listener. I heard that. Yeah, I heard it twice. No, I don't think so. You know, I think that you heard it, but you weren't listening. No, no, I fully heard like the whole thing, not once but twice.

And I think maybe now that would be the third time. But I wasn't sure that you were listening. But I was. I always listen to you. You're so smart and beautiful and stunning. The lies. No, no, for real. Should we dive in? Because like it's just like how can we talk about anything other than Colton? Yes. Oh, but I did finish my book and I just want to share. Wouldn't recommend it to you. Okay. By the end, like I was I was fine with sort of fine with how it ended, but it was a really frustrating book, like a little creepy and like not in like an

interesting way and like a creepy ass way and um the main character like was so infuriating at times so I think some people would like it I'm not recommending it to you thank you it was the hunting wives thank you for your honesty yeah but um I rated it a three because the end it ended pretty well but it was just frustrating and that's that on that fabulous oh and now without further ado, where are you? He's right here because he's here today on Hump Day. Here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. Fabulous.

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he says i've ran from myself for a long time colton underwood is speaking his truth the former bachelor star 29 came out as gay during a sit-down interview with Robin Roberts that aired on GMA this morning. During the personal conversation titled Colton Underwood in his own words he said he came to terms with his sexuality earlier this year after a long period of self-reflection. He said quote I've ran from myself for a long time. I've hated myself for a long time and I'm gay and I came to terms with that earlier this year and have been processing it the next step in all of this was letting people know I'm still nervous it's been a journey for sure I'm emotional but in such a good happy positive way I'm the happiest and healthiest I've ever been in my life and that

means the world to me so I feel like there's a lot to break down here. Yes. The first is that I think that it's unimaginably hard to grow up in football, very religious, and struggle with these thoughts. And I think it's huge of him. And I'm so happy, really, really happy for him that he got to this place. And I don't want to take away from that. Because at the end of the day, this is a celebration. I'm really, really happy for him. And I actually can't even imagine like what it's like not only to like struggle with the

secret, but also in the environment that he was in The Bachelor, which is like so heteronormative and like football, which is like, and he said in his interview, like you're surrounded by people who are just like, that's so gay. And like that is only used for negative things. Right. So I, I can imagine like how painful, confusing that is. And, like, when he said, because he's so religious, he used to, like, literally pray at night, like,

please take the gay away. And when he got chosen as a bachelor, like, he's never been happier because he thought that, like, God, quote, unquote, like, fixed him and, like, took the gay away. But there's a whole other element to this story, which is really not being spoken about. And it's, like, I am happy for Colton,

but also, like, I'm a little sad for Cassie at the same time because like as everyone knows we reported on like a few months ago like Colton was like stalking and harassing Cassie like putting trackers on her car um and I think that what I'm struggling with that I think maybe other people are struggling with too is like how to kind of reconcile being like really happy for Colton, but also like having empathy for Cassie. Right. And also reconciling this happy moment with, you know, the last piece of news we heard about him,

which was that he was engaging in stalker behavior. Right. And like Cassie is now like a victim of his, who's like seeing him being universally celebrated, which like I'm struggling with, like he should be, but like I can, I just have like a lot of empathy for Cassie. And I feel like she's really not being spoken about and especially in the interview like with Robin I feel like they really glazed over it and there was like one question about it and maybe there was more and they edited it out but Robin was just like well what would you say to

Cassie he was like I would say I'm sorry but like did you say you're sorry like have you spoken to Cassie like yeah where does Cassie stand I mean it's only been a few hours since it came out and maybe she'll speak for herself but I feel like in general we don't really hear a lot from her I feel like he's you know he's obviously very public and he said a lot about a number of things over the years and she's always been kind of private for a person who was on The Bachelor yeah so I wrote a whole book and like she didn't say anything comment on it even when like they were the restraining order stuff was happening when they were breaking up we still didn't hear that much from her. Yeah. So I don't imagine that things might change now but I agree with you like you have to wonder how she's feeling

yeah right now. And I imagine that she's known from this about Colton either he told her because she's really never publicly disparaged him in any way like even when he's given her reason to aka stalking and harassing her um so I feel like Cassie's actually like Cassie's a really good person and I would like to hear from her but you're right like she has maintained uh actually unusual level of privacy for someone who won the bachelor and someone who even like went on the bachelor it's just like unnatural for bachelor contestants it really is but at the same time like I just I can't stress enough like how I think Colton setting a really good example for people who you know are in sports for people who grew

up very religious for people in bachelor nation like the impact of this is huge and I don't want to downplay that but I also don't want to downplay the fact that like we can't just like glaze over the fact that like Cassie is like a victim of his yes I I agree with you and I think that we can have both of those feelings and feel happy for him and then also want to still hold him accountable for those things yeah I'm happy for him but I'm more so like happy for like the the um the precedent he sets you know because it really is like the first I think the first cast member oh well Demi lead well then the first lead yeah and it's a really like big deal and people in the gay community are celebrating him as they should and I'm really happy for him um because you could tell happy for him he was so

nervous in the interview and like it's clear that like he's not even like fully like like can't believe that like this is happening yeah and I actually thought it was really sweet when he said like the most impactful thing was like when he told his dad and instead of saying I love you his dad was like who can I tell for you like what can I take off your plate how can I help and I thought that was really sweet and he was so visibly nervous I do need to talk to someone at GMA uh in the audio department about the misophonia about the microphone like why was it the most high-tech microphone? I could literally hear him swallowing.

I could hear him breathing. And he was obviously nervous. But a lot of people go on GMA and do interviews where they're nervous and I don't hear like the inside of their intestines. You don't hear their thoughts. Yeah, like it was such a crazy microphone. I was curious if I was the only one who picked up on that.

No, I noticed it and I usually don't pick up on like audio things like that. Like it typically doesn't bother me. Me too. I noticed it too. Immediately. And I don't know if they were doing it like for dramatic effect because it was obviously like a very nerve-wracking thing to say out loud yeah but I just had a like I had a problem with it and it's obviously not important but I was just curious if other people picked up on it

yeah no I picked up on it I had a problem with it and but I don't think it was on purpose no I mean I don't know it was so loud so loud but ultimately I'm really happy for Colton I feel like we'll we'll the reactions will start to roll in like from Bachelor Nation and and maybe Cassie or people who know him and I think everyone's whenever someone chooses to you know be their authentic self and shed what other people think they're supposed to be it's it's a celebration it's a joyous occasion I agree and I feel like he was so different in that interview than like we'd ever seen him before and I really am happy and honestly like he is already like the most eligible bachelor literally in the gay community again every single one of my gay friends texted

me and was like do you know him like how do we get set up like what is he like and I'm like oh my god I literally don't know him but he's super nice but now we have to we have to set him up yeah no for sure mentally yeah um so yeah this was just like a crazy story yeah but exciting development yes happy for Colton truly yeah are you ready for our next story yes because Olivia Rodrigo has announced her debut album Sour will be out next month the 11 track project will feature her hit single driver's license i want to go through the track yeah well i think the name sour is very appropriate no it's so appropriate and actually because like it actually makes me feel like really good about like that she's self-awareness yes exactly because with these two songs that have come out everyone's

like get over it like you lost your boyfriend to another girl. Like get over it. Get over it. It's clear she's not getting over it. And the entire album's about it because the title is named Sour. And all the tracks. And here are the tracks. Brutal. Traitor.

Driver's license, which is actually the most benign title of them all, even though the song is like savage. One step forward, three steps back. Deja vu. Good for you. Enough for you. Happ you happier jealousy jealousy favorite crime hope you're okay yeah I like how she ended it being like I'm so mad and then it's like hope you're okay I think that's like a natural course of emotions for like a young emotional person I

think that's an emotional journey of an out that an album can take you on yeah so if you were like one of those people who's like get over it Olivia Rodrigo. I don't think that this album is for you but beyond that she's just proven herself to be like an incredibly talented musician songwriter and artist and I think that this is going to be like a huge album for her and I cannot wait like for her success because I'm a really big fan. I agree there's also a lot of pressure I imagine like to go from driver's license like the album has to in order for it to be as successful as driver's license it literally would need to break every record I hope that she's like just focusing on the art not letting the pressure get to her but I imagine like you know once you break every single barrier

it's like your follow-up well you can only go down right so but I think given the talent that we know she has I think this album will be really great but I imagine she's feeling a lot of pressure agreed but I do think the album will be really successful for a multitude of reasons one her follow-up single to driver's license like did not flop it did very very well especially for like a first-time artist like we forget like this is her first original piece of music like ever released on her own so deja vu did really really well and she has the power of tiktok behind her driver's license blew up on tiktok deja vu was like a trend on tiktok like with the inverted inverted filter. Also I got rid of my TikTok timeline yesterday like I was just so fucking fed up with being feeling guilty. So she has that on her side which as anyone in the music

industry knows like if TikTok's on your side like you are automatically like landing on top 10 billboards. So yeah she has that and she has raw undeniable talent. So I don't think in any way could this album be bad. I agree. I think there's just like a lot of pressure to not be a one-hit wonder because the the success of driver's license like could be just that I don't think that it is personally but I'm sure that's like what everybody is worried about yes but she already is not a one-hit wonder to you because you hear her song deja vu on TikTok all the time but for the people who for the people who like just have heard of driver's license outside of TikTok like it's an SNL sketch it's like all these people who would never hear a song by a 17 year old artist like it has broken through every barrier Deja Vu didn't

do that no but I totally disagree like Deja Vu was number seven on Billboard like that for like a first-time artist like that's huge like you can't even though tiktok yes exists in its own space there are real music industry ramifications yes i'm just saying i don't get into an uber every day and hear deja vu playing i literally hear driver's license all the time you can't escape it and so i'm not saying deja vu is not a successful song but like it's not driver's license and that's what like a one-hit wonder sometimes can be is no I totally disagree what like a one-hit wonder is a one-hit wonder like deja vu is it you're not a one-hit wonder if your second song lands on the top 10 of billboard even if it's because of tiktok the the canon of memory is so much longer than than just like her next song being number seven like if in a few years from now

say nothing else were to happen like driver's license is a one-hit wonder regardless of deja vu hitting number seven no like billy ray cyrus is a one-hit wonder with achy breaky heart i'm sure he had other hits i don't i don't i'm sure he had other songs that that were decent but like well the most recent example is carly ray jepsen yeah call me Yeah. And so I think that like she maybe struck again with the Siesta Key song like 10 years later. But most people would regard her as Siesta Key. I mean as Call Me Maybe. Do you think she's a one hit wonder?

Yes. Okay. So like if you think she's a one hit wonder and she actually has so many hits. Yeah. But it's just because of the level that Call Me Maybe reached. Like, really no other song can reach that. But she didn't have other songs immediately thereafter that even charted. I think that...

Like, she literally fell off the face of the earth. No, all of her albums have been so good. Like, I love all... Like, she has so many hits. According to you. No, I mean, according to your standard of hits. No, but, like, Olivia Rodrigo can't be considered a one hit wonder just because like, not only did she break all those barriers, but like she's also like the darling of young Hollywood.

Like in the music industry, like she is adored. Like she's so famous. I know, but it's like, it hasn't been that long. I'm just saying. I don't think that she- No, we'll see where the album goes, of course. Yeah. But I do think like she, thanks to Deja Vu, is beyond the stigma of one hit wonders.

Okay, and I just want to say, if you're holding Carly Rae Jepsen if you're saying that she's a one-hit wonder then so far Olivia Rodrigo can't have beat by the way can't have outrun that I don't think I would say she's a one-hit wonder I think the world would say but like I respect and appreciate the art of Carly Rae I know a lot of her songs I know you have respect and she's huge in the gay community like she's a gay icon's huge in the gay community. Like, she's a gay icon. So, because the gay community has taste. Right. No, I know that you have respect for Carly.

I'm just saying how the world regards her. And I'm saying the world. We're actually saying the same thing. I'm saying the world has only her driver's license. Even though Deja Vu is popular and number seven and not TikTok. I disagree. Okay. But that's what it boils down to, the disagreement.

Yes. Agreed. I'm so glad we got to the root of that issue. Agreed. But you know what? Only time will tell. That's true. So you can agree with me.

You can agree with Claudia. But only time will tell. Only time will tell. There's no way to predict the future. We'll see you in time. I think we need a good five years before we can call this one. Well we also have to see like where the album like lands. Yeah.

Like how is it? Like are there other songs that people love? And then like once people start touring that's the real tale of, like, whether or not, you can have music do very well and chart. And if you're selling out huge stadiums, arenas, like, good for you. The real, I feel like the real mark of, like, what makes, like, an artist versus, like, a superstar is, like, when you tour. Who buys tickets?

Are you coming? Who's opening for you? Like, what's it like? Are you a good live performer? She's never performed live before. Yeah. Well, it's like, she, on High School Musical, she's never performed live before yeah well it's like she on high school musical she's never performed live as olivia she performed in the auditorium she performed in the high school musical yes okay we'll keep you abreast

talk to us in five years and we'll find out who was right yeah are you ready for our next story yes no i literally feel so good about it no like i i think we all feel really good about it here's the thing though i wouldn't bet against Olivia Rodrigo. I'm just saying that that could still happen for her, which is why I imagine she's under a lot of pressure. But I think she'll outpunch the pressure. I hope so. But I'm just letting you know, there's pressure.

Yeah, of course. Are you ready for our next story? A little happy bed bed news. Brittany Cartwright has given birth to a son, Cruz Michael Couchy, on April 12th. I always forget that Jax's last name is not Taylor. Because it should be Cruz Michael Taylor. Or his first name should be Taylor.

Oh, that'd be cute. That would be cute. But it's Cruz instead. Which is also really cute. Yeah, really, really cute. Popular name on Bravo. Stephanie Holman's son is named Cruz, as is Cameron Westcott. Spelled differently, though, yeah?

Yes, I think. We have a Z okay we have a Z and we have a NS a cruise ship but here Cartwrights is a Z C-R-U-Z Michael Couchy he was born on April 12th at 1 51 p.m and they have never been more in love he's the most precious gift and I'm so blessed to be his mommy it was really sweet I'm so happy for them I feel like Brittany's just like wanted a baby her whole life and I do think that like part of Jax's kind of journey in the last couple years to bettering himself like this is really like the the cherry on top of it like I'm really happy for them they're a really nice couple and their baby's super cute and Cruz is a great great name and I can't wait to see the

mommy content coming from Britney Cartwright yes and now we're three out of four of the Vanderbumps yes Sheena still has to give birth and Lala already gave birth Jossie already gave birth and Brittany yeah so it's really crazy how it all happened like yeah and by the way considering everyone else has girls he cruises officially the number one guy in this group oh my god you're right so that score has been settled again five years later. And I'm so happy for Jax because like, you know that that's important to him. And it's like he really got everything he ever wanted. You know, he got the house in Valley Village and he got a son who's the number one guy

in this group. A hundred percent. Oh my God. I love a full circle moment. Yeah. Happy for him. Happy for him. Happy for Cruz.

Know that I am. Are you ready for our next story? Yeah. Justin Bieber says that the first year of his marriage to Hailey Baldwin was really tough. Oh my God. Like the Jelena stans, like the people who still ship Justin and Selena, like take every bit of news and like blow it the fuck up. And it's like.

Are they like thinking this means something? Yeah. Okay. While gracing the cover of GQ's May issue the 27 year old singer recounted low points in his life that were caused by his own personal struggles and how his wife of two and a half years Haley Baldwin helped him out of those dark moments describing himself to the outlet as someone who has always uh who was always compelled to get married he said I just felt like that was my calling just to get married and have babies and do that whole thing however Bieber went

on to share how his own personal demons caused a strain in his marriage to the love of his life. Quote the first year of marriage was really tough because there was a lot going back to the trauma. There was just a lack of trust. There was all these things that you don't want to admit to the person that you're with because it's scary. You don't want to scare them off by saying I'm scared. Yeah I mean everyone takes this as like well what does it mean without Selena? Like is he talking about that he was afraid to talk to Hailey about Selena? And it's like, it's so disrespectful. Like, Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber have like proved themselves to be OTP.

Like, they're so in love. I think they're such a good couple. I think they set like a good example for people who like, especially Justin. Like, I actually have a lot of respect for him. Like, I think he's done a really good job of like showing how hard it was to get so famous so young and like the demons that you can deal with and coming out of it on the other side. And like, he found Jesus and he found a wife and like I think he actually in

his own weird way like became a really good role model for young people and I I really like fucking hate when people just like keep making it about Selena it's like let Selena move on with her life even though like she keeps singing songs about him and let Justin like move on with his life like I just know that Jelena Stans are like coming for this episode I can't believe Jelena Stans like are exist are still around. No, no. And when he's talking about like the trauma that and the fear. He's not talking about Selena.

My mind didn't go to Selena Gomez. I think we all know he's like really struggled with like substance abuse. Like that's where my mind goes. Yes. And I think it's so admirable. Yeah. And so for anyone to like make it about anything other than like his actual demons, like it's so fucking disrespectful.

No, it's so disrespectful and so surface level. And I just don't know how honestly Haley Bieber surface lyrics yes I don't know how Haley Bieber deals with it like of course every celebrity like signs up for like a certain amount of comments and trolling but like she gets it more than anyone and it's like they just don't fucking leave her alone like these teeny boppers who are obsessed with Selena Gomez like it's so rude I know but like she's just on top of the world like I hope she's so sickening I hope she finds a way to just like look around her and just be like I'm gonna ignore these teeny boppers because I'm literally like the princess Diana of America like she's literally she is so cool and so famous and so everything of the sort and like I actually think

she's like the coolest girl I've ever met so I'm so happy for her and like in these last couple years I feel like she's blossomed into being like you know a friend of Kendall Jenner to like being arguably just as cool and famous if not more than Kendall Jenner no 100% she was just like another one in that like group of celebrity kids yeah but she has just left her mark and made her mark and every fashion on society on culture no 100% every day it's something new and fabulous from Haley Bieber and I think that she's inspiring a generation of fabulosity and for that we have no choice but to stand yeah I agree so I I have had this like journey with Justin Bieber in the last few years and now I'm at a point where I have such immense respect for him and his journey

and I just love that like I think him and Haley are like really indestructible like obviously not gumwood but like I feel like they are like they're settled I totally agree and even reading this was surprising because I feel like the day they decided to like get engaged like they knew exactly what they were doing and that it was all like systems go from there so to hear that the first year was really tough was surprising because I feel like even when I look at them now I'm just like oh they're perfect perfect yeah but they're also they go through their own things you know we're perfect together they keep it personal they're not like airing all their dirty laundry 100% and that's why like we just literally live for them 100% are you ready

for a fifth and final story a little random reality news oh it's not that Bernie Madoff died no it's not that you were just sharing that I was just letting's not that Bernie Madoff died? No, it's not that Bernie... Oh, you were just sharing that information. I was just letting you know that Bernie Madoff died in prison at the age of 82 from a terminal illness in case anybody wanted to know. Bye. I just didn't have anything to say really beyond that. No, me neither. Bye.

Good day, sir. Good day, sir. No, our fifth and final story is a little reality show news that I sent you last night. Oh, this is... Okay. Pepsi is um setting a new ridiculous reality tv show um it's a dating competition on MTV called match me if you can

and it features a bunch of ex-reality stars who I'll share with you like being matched up it is also hosted by Lauren Speed Hamilton from Love is Blind, which is a very redeeming aspect of the show. That is the only positive thing I have to say about this particular show. I will get into why I think it is the definition of a loser on loser reality competition. But I think Lauren Hamilton like being tapped as the next Chris Harrison is so fabulous. I know, but this is also, so this is like a branded content Viacom and Pepsi show like I think it might even be like not a full show I think it's gonna be like I I had seen it was gonna be after in the finale of like another show so it might just be like five minutes at a time even though the trailer looks

like they went to very long length yeah it looks like bachelor style but Match Me If You Can is produced by Viacom CBS's in-house branded content studio. The five-part series will bring together eight former reality TV stars, including Ashley Brooke Mitchell. I'm sorry to this woman. What is she from? I don't know. I don't know her. Eric Bigger.

We know. From The Bachelor. Harry Jowsey. From Too Hot to Handle. Onyeka. From The Bachelor. Natalie Negrotti. No clue.

I don't know. Kyra Green from Love Island. I think she's going to be great. And based on the previews, she, I'm sorry, Kyra Green. She might be linking up with Harry Jowsey. Oh, cute. Yeah. Joey Sasso.

He won the circle on Netflix. Okay. And Kylie Smith. Yeah. No, I'm so sorry to this group of people. I'm sure they're all lovely, but is really newsery especially because I don't even think it's a real tv show it's a branded tv show which makes me think it's literally a commercial yeah it's a commercial but they like go on dates and it's I it sounded like a good concept for a

reality tv show and like half the cast at least the members that I know like I feel good about Eric Bigger, Onyeka, Kara, and Harry Jowsey yeah no I'm just by Lauren Hamilton like I know like I feel good about Eric Bigger Onyeka Kara and Harry Jowsey yeah no I'm just by Lauren Hamilton like I feel like there's something here it also sort of reminds me of X on the Beach a little bit yeah because at some point when you're like a recycled reality star you're really not going on reality tv to find love you're going on it for career for money for Instagram followers so do I think this is going to be like a true love moment no um no you never know it's just this seemed a little loser to me sorry yeah no I knew it seemed loser to you but I I happen to watch like a lot of these shows I do

like because I watch Love Island I watch Are You The One right um so I'm kept abreast I watch You Have To Handle I watch Love Is Blind I can't wait for both of those shows to come back. Yeah, that'll be really good. Vanessa Lachey put on her Instagram story like she had a day off while shooting Too Hot to Handle in Chicago. Love is Blind. Love is Blind. So it's coming. And the new season of Too Hot to Handle has been filmed.

Oh. Remember, because that's part of the drama between Francesca and Hailey. Yes, yes, and Hailey. Okay, so that was the past five. Feels so. You needed between Francesca. Yes, yes. And Hayley. Okay. So that was the past five. Feels so. You needed to know them.

Some of them. Which one? Which one? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Let's dive into TV recap. Did you watch Real Housewives of Dallas last night? Of course I did.

Actually, it's not an of course, because sometimes we don't. It was cute. Like the redneck relay was cute. It was cute. You know what? Like the episode was meh, but I had

a lot of laughs yes me too when Cameron Westcott accidentally dove into like that pile of shit because she thought that's how you won the relay like I actually lost my mind no lost my mind when Stephanie and Brandi dressed up as Bigfoot and then Brandi started breaking it down as Bigfoot like grinding I was laughing so hard when Brandi came in the next morning and starts cleaning everything up as Bigfoot like in the hot tub when deandra was explaining why they were like the billy bob thornton team and she was like because you need to be two names in order to be in the south she was like billy bob bobby sue billy jim jim bob it was so funny the episode was full with laughs but it also was filled with a little bit of drama that i actually some of it where i thought

were really interesting fights like when fucking uh fucking Carrie dumped tomato juice all over their beds. That was crazy. To me, that's a friendship ending move. Like no good times are worth that. 3 a.m. and you no longer have a bed to sleep in and everything smells disgusting. Also, the house was in such disarray all weekend. I was just like, how are these fine ladies of Dallas, like, living like this? In this shithole, yeah.

You know? Because it was such a nice house. And the second they got there, the kitchen was a mess. The backyard was a mess. They were all, like, covered in shaving cream and going in the hot tub. Like, they did not get their deposit back. Disgusting. I can't imagine how it smelled up in there.

I know. And, like, they're so refined, especially, like, Cameron and Tiffany. Like, I just just I was shocked I was it was literally like men were in there yeah it was disgusting it was disgusting they brought back the um Bigfoot Hunter and Carrie gave him like one of the worst apologies I've ever seen in my life and then he ended up apologizing to her like I just love this man and I really have so much respect for Stephanie for not like just letting it go and like bringing him back and making him like remember this time with those women fondly as opposed to like oh that time I went on TV because I thought it would be like fun and I ended up getting embarrassed a hundred

percent and he refereed the redneck relay and so I was glad that like now he'll be remembered as the referee hopefully um but still like I have a weird feeling about the whole thing like and I still don't feel like great about it and I just hope that if you're ever in Oklahoma and you're looking to do a Bigfoot tour, that you call him. Yeah, I just left with an icky feeling in my stomach. I just really am so overcarried. Last week, she had a little bit of redemption

when she was visibly remorseful about the whole little pee-pee thing and just acting like an animal in the house. And here's the thing. When you do something that you feel that way about because you were drunk and like you just have this moral hangover and you're crying to your friend here's what here's what you don't drink that night yeah you know because then she made a bigger ass of herself with the tomato juice yeah so I'm just like over her and it's like I don't know I'm just over her I'm so so over her like

I'm over her on the show I'm over her her. I'm over women, like, being friends. Like, I don't know how you could be friends with someone that does that and thinks that that is a logical response to a fart bomb. The group just, like, lets her get away with so much. And it's frustrating. And it's also frustrating that we now know that she landed in New York for the reunion and tested positive for COVID. So she won't even really be, she'll be remote, but she won't even be there like really answer for her sins you know yeah that's frustrating because she's probably the

one who I feel like so far she has the most to answer for and she's the villain of the season I would say yeah so that's really annoying and it's also kind of weird that like the all the women of Dallas travel to New York when like Andy could easily just like go to Dallas for the day that's so true it also probably like increases the amount of like risk for covid if there's 10 people traveling them in their hair and makeup versus just andy yeah but maybe between all the crew and production that they have in new york it actually is less people if you fly the wind in there yeah it's just bizarre um so other than that it was a fun trip and there was like funny moments but it's really not like turning out to be much no And there were so many moments in the episode of like people's personal drama that I was

like. Oh my God. Literally on my phone the whole time. Okay. So if something happened, I didn't. I don't want to be rude, but like I really can't take the Tiffany stuff anymore. Like, and I'm sure everyone, you said it last week and you're right. Like everyone films their personal stuff and they definitely don't show everyone's, but

like it's the same conversation with her husband and then the same one with her mom and it seems like maybe last night they put it to bed I really hope so because I can't watch anymore but it's like in all the years of your life if your mom like wasn't someone who opened up to you and like was super emotional like why do you think now with a film crew in your house is the best time to do it it's so boring and it's so lame and even Deandra who I love I don't care like if you're gonna make us watch stuff about like your step family like getting back with them like I want figures like how much money did you take from the will and how much did they take like if we're gonna be forced to sit through this family drama I want details I was only watching with one eye and one ear so I might

have missed half but it sounded like she got it all. But again, I want figures. I want figures, yeah. Yeah, also, but it's funny because Cameron's personal stuff with the spirit. I was fucking crying, but I also thought it was like so beautiful. I truly loved it. And I thought her scenes with Court when he was talking about how life is really hard and serious and he loves living in a pink bubble with Cam. I'm like crying.

No, they are really cute. I personally did not love the dog communicator segment oh my god i loved it no i did not um but i agree i think that like they're they actually have like a really strong marriage no and i think a lot of people could like take some of the things court says like out of context like because sometimes it does feel like he like thinks she's like silly or whatever but i actually think he like so loves that about her and I think it like makes their life so fun and I do think that Cameron is actually a lot smarter than she lets on and she's probably like a boss bitch yeah I love her I love her so much and I so much so that I even love the dog communicator yeah like I feel sad about the Real Housewives of Dallas because I feel like there's a lot of gems mostly like Stephanie

and Cameron who would do so well if it was like an actual good show but it's just not but it's like why can't what's wrong what I don't know fixing I don't know there's like really not that many like fights I can't explain it like I know but then it's like okay so should Leanne be there because it used to then it would pop off fine like but like we were like it was also infuriating when it's like everyone's getting along and then there's someone who's just like stirring up like artificial drama and it's like you don't fit with the group you know I just think that this is a group of women who was like actually like the definition of like southern bells and like they really don't have that much to fight about okay no I agree but then it's like how come Beverly Hills who well again like a group

of women who because they're in Hollywood and there's they're just like there's so much salaciousness and drama like just naturally from being in LA like yeah it's a dramatic town I just don't think that New York is I mean Dallas is a dramatic town I get that and I also feel like because they're in Hollywood like they know that they can play it up and that doesn't have any like real bearing on their personal lives right it's like in Dallas I think that they are all very protective yes of their image and their family so like I don't think that they're holding back I just don't think that me either it's just boring yeah so that's that on that um is it okay if I dive into dear toaster it is okay I feel ready I look forward to seeing what you guys

have for us this week. Hopefully an update. Hopefully. Do we have an update? We do. We do. Okay, so let's dive in. Dear Toasters is our advice segment. We do it weekly on Wednesdays.

So if you ever want to write in, get our advice, you can do it anonymously. You can change people's names. The email is deartoasters at gmail.com. And if you've written in recently and you have an update for us, please update us. Hi, Jackie and Claudiaia i have a very weird story stick with me i live in a very nice quiet and well taken care of condo complex in central florida full of mostly retirees and working professionals like myself the building is mostly open to the outside no doorman or anything like that i've been living in the same

condo for five years and about three years ago my across the hall neighbors moved out since the day of the move out there's been no one officially living across the hall however about the time that they left I noticed that there was an extra large water bottle outside the door I immediately thought that this water bottle was just left there by someone moving moving out or working in the condo but I swear the same water bottle randomly appears outside the door to this day sometimes it's in the same exact spot and sometimes it's a little bit of a different spot but it is always the same water bottle and it's always full of a clear substance that I assume is water. It looks like a half-used normal everyday water bottle and for the longest

time I just assumed someone meant to put it in the trash but forgot. But now that it has been this long and it's still there, I just don't get it. Why is it still there, literally three years later? Why is it gone outside? Why is it gone some days and back the next is it a signaling device is someone filling it and leaving it outside for someone there's still no one living across the hall but someone does come in and come in and out every once in a while i've noticed the doormat is sometimes a skew a skew or the lights are on i know the condo was sold to someone slash some company about a year ago but the water bottle is still there should i confront the person who comes in and out of the unit should i call the police should i just pick up the damn water bottle and throw it in the trash is this a front for an

international crime organization that uses it to signal people have i been watching one too many episodes of law and order slash blue bloods what do i do all assistance is greatly appreciated um i don't think it's a front for an international crime organization but i do think you should get a ring doorbell and just surveil the situation because anything. This is just like a fun activity for you. Until you find out that like. It is crime. For now it's just like a fun little. Maybe you are listening to like.

One too many true crime podcasts. 100%. But there is something weird about it. So like get a ring. Get like a cheap ring. From like Amazon. Yeah. Or like a Furbo.

Nest. Whatever. And just survey the premises. Yeah. I think. It's a good thing to have regardless. You know. To invest in your security.

So. Especially if there's something. Going on. There's definitely something. Like. Weird. But regardless, you know, to invest in your security. So especially if there's something going on. There's definitely something like weird, but I don't know if I would jump to crime yet. But we are living in crazy times and it is Florida. My initial thought was squatter. Me too. My initial thought was squatter immediately. And like maybe someone knows that the squatter is there, leaving them water.

This is squatter central. But yeah, the apartment was sold but not used permanently so that's the perfect place for a squatter 100 someone is living it up in the central florida condo sounds nice yeah like me it's a squatter situation 100 but get a ring doorbell because i want to know what it is yeah me too and update. And update us. All right, next up. Hey, Claudia and Jackie. How you doing? Doing good. This is a long one.

Here we go. Back in November of 2019, one of my, who I thought was my best friends, got engaged to the man of her dreams and I was asked to be a bridesmaid. When COVID-19 lasted longer than the expected two weeks, plans changed and the maid of honor told everyone that the bachelorette was postponed indefinitely. I took COVID super seriously because both my parents are high risk. I'm still open for meeting up and walking outside. The bride and I met up a few times and whenever the wedding came up, she told me she wasn't sure what she was going to do. I didn't want to be annoying, but I kept reminding her that I was there for her for whatever she needed. One day, I see a bunch of Instagram stories of a bachelorette party that's going on.

Instantly, I got a pit. The bride posted a picture and said something along the lines of, thanks to my girls for surprising me with a wine tasting day trip for my bachelorette party I decided to call her and leave her a message saying I missed her and that I saw she had a bachelorette party and was sad to not be included but that I still wish for her the best and asked to meet up that week she texted me back and said that it was a surprise and that since I had been taking COVID so seriously the maid of honor figured I wouldn't go since they did not reach out. However, I'm a teacher. I've been double vaccinated for a while and my parents have been too.

I would have loved an invitation. Eventually we met up for coffee and she told me her and her fiance were planning to elope in Vegas in a couple of weeks. I told her I was so happy for her, but something still didn't feel right. Two weeks later, I see that she got married in Vegas with the rest of the bridal party and 50 people.

I felt blindsided and lied to, seeing as how she told me she was eloping. Did she not think I would see the social media posts? I unfollowed everyone because I was honestly so sad and it was crushing me to see this. I also unfollowed the bride on Find My Friends because I didn't want to be obsessing over checking it. I got a text from the bride about me unfollowing her

on Find My Friends and on Instagram. The text was long, but said she had to give up a lot of things to be married during COVID and that she loved and respected me. She said that she wished i could have been there i did not reply because i don't understand how i go from being in the wedding to not being included in a small destination wedding where all the other bridal party members and their husbands and boyfriends were invited to fast forward to today and i still have not replied to the text because i don't even know where to

begin should i reach out any help would be so appreciate appreciated sincerely a canceled bridesmaid but a proud toaster. This is like making me sad. Like the longer we went on. It's like this girl literally cut you out of the wedding. Like there's no excuse for any of that. And I don't even really feel like you have to respond to her text message. Like she's made it abundantly clear.

Like she literally wants nothing to do with you. No, and she's literally going to like gaslight you and tell you like you've done nothing wrong. And then continue to hurt your feelings. And like I'm really confused but I also I like I don't know how to say this but I feel like she when people show you your true colors you have to look at them no I know but like literally made it very clear like she doesn't want to be your friend like why do you but like you guys have been friends for a while you said like you were gonna be a bridesmaid like why doesn't she want to be your friend anymore like if i were you i would just want to know like what happened yeah um because it sounds like

maybe you did something i don't know it sounds like you guys are like beating around the bush like okay if you're going to respond to the text message and be like you've made it abundantly clear like you don't want to be my friend and you don't want me at your wedding and like can you let me know if there's anything that i did just so i can know for my future friendships just like be like message received I've got the message yeah I'm I'm not upset about abundantly clear I'm not and I would do this like even maybe in person so she can't like around the issue and like send a fake ass text message like I would just go to coffee again be like I've have received your message like you don't want my receiver is on I'm not important to you and you know what sometimes friendships they fade and and it's and not every friendship is meant to last forever and it's been

a crazy year and things change and I understand that I just am like need to know what I did or what happened eating me up like I can't sleep yeah no like because it's like an unsolved mystery of my life like please if you ever cared about me as a friend just like let me know and just make sure to like get over the fact that like she like virtually dumped you like get over it yeah work it out internally before you go meet with her so you don't like start crying like then be like I have come to peace with the I've made peace with the fact that like you want nothing to do with me I have received your message my receiver is on can you just let me know like what the reasoning was like did you just like get over me did I offend you like are you jealous like what was what was

the reason like because I'm just going off of the information that you gave us again the only thing that I could conceive of if unless you left something out it's like maybe because you were MIA all of 2020 because you were high risk for COVID that maybe everyone was hanging out all the time this year like every single day they became best friends and like there was no way to bring me back in but like far-fetched. Far-fetched. But that's a really good plan. Like come to terms with it.

Make peace with it. And then go talk to her. And just be very matter-of-fact about it. And then go on a fact-finding mission because I want to know as well. Yeah. I want to know. All right. Our final one is an update.

Hello Claudia, Jackie, Bruno, and Theo. Oh Bruce. I miss him. I didn't think that my story was that interesting. So I was unsure if I should send an update. But Bruce I miss him. I didn't think that my story was that interesting so I was unsure if I should send an update but I decided why not. If you don't remember I was a toaster that thought she might have seen a dating app on her dad's phone. Well you both told me not to snoop and not to tell my mom and guess who didn't listen. I just morally couldn't keep that to myself. It felt wrong

plus I'm nosy as hell. A couple days after I emailed you I saw my dad left his phone unlocked and he walked away. Being the nosy person that I am I took a look and found that he did have tinder downloaded I ended up telling my mom and they split but after a couple months of being apart my parents decided they wanted to try starting they didn't want to try starting over at their this age so they got back together I regret not listening to you ladies because I just found this whole thing strange and I wish I wasn't a part of it anymore plus I now seem like the crazy one because I find it hard to trust my dad while everyone thinks everything is fine whatever I guess give the pops a hug for me love a toaster who should have fucking listened I'm so sorry but you know what it actually sounds like maybe you did the right

thing like you got it all because now she's like no no she's a family snitch and they ended up exactly where they started no I know but like at least like you're not burdening yourself with this secret and at the end of the day and trust with your mom and like there's there was honesty and really honesty is the best policy so don't beat yourself up about it like sure you're the family no I think maybe you should beat yourself up about it just a little bit because we told you exactly what to do and you didn't listen and now it's like she's right like there is like a brokenness between her and her dad because like well she was already if even if she didn't say anything to anyone she would not trust that man again and she would always like feel some type of way about stuff so first so like you got everything out there and they ended up back together if they didn't end up back together

and it was like they were both like living like in a condo and like feeling really sad and like their lives were just like completely upended I would be like yeah you should have listened to us yeah I guess but because like it all everything happened and they're back together like I actually feel like it's okay okay give yourself some're back together. Like I actually feel like it's okay. Okay. Give yourself some grace. Thank you for the update. We really appreciate it.

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