The Toast - S4 Ep69: Fast Fashion, Fast Food, Fast Five: Thursday, April 15th, 2021
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday! Wow!
Over the hump. Wow! Wow to you, Miss Paris Queen. Oh, yes, I am wearing a very hot couture, exclusive,
everything rich, everything exclusive shirt from this boutique on my favorite
street in Champs-Élysées. It's called Zara.
You're so Parisian.
Like, is this Emily in Paris sitting here?
No.
Or is it Claudia in a shirt with the Eiffel Tower on it?
It's Claudia and her fast fashion from Zara.
I tried to warn you guys that, like, my wardrobe was being taken to the next level.
And you didn't believe me.
Here, Claudia.
Fast fashion, fast food, fast five. Yes fast fashion fast food fast five yes love today's
episode don't forget it um yes my shirt is from zara and i just wanted to warn everyone this is
just like a foray into my new wardrobe like you're gonna be fucking quaking so get ready i'm really
sick and tired of putting up these pictures every day on the morning shows and everyone's commenting
jackie you look and i'm like am i Stop. There are so many days where Claudia's sickening, glowing hair.
No, but it's really important to note who chooses and edits the photo?
Jackie.
Who gets approval of which photo we use?
Claudia.
Hardly.
I don't really get an update with, you know, edits and stuff.
But things have to move in group, you know?
No, today's my day.
Like, the comments are going to be quaking the comment down.
They're going to be quaking for you.
No, I just thought this was such, like, a delightful blouse.
They're going to say, Claudine in Paris. They're going to be quaking for you. No, I just thought this was such a delightful blouse.
They're going to say, Claudine in Paris.
No, I'm Claudine in Paris.
100%.
So thank you for noticing my new blouse.
I actually really appreciate it.
No, it's so sick.
So cool.
We love to see.
Swipe up, link will be on my story.
We really love to see a new blouse on the show because we're constantly wearing the
same blouses.
So important to have a constant rotation of blouses.
No matter what field you work
in, I really believe that. Like when I go shopping, my first stop is category, tops, blouses. Always.
Blouse, blousey vibes only. Blousey vibes only. So thank you for bringing this energy to the show
today. You look elegant as well. Um, thank you. I'm just like wearing some like, like a cool girl
outfit. No, I mean like that outfit is, I jacket is, like, the most sickening jacket.
It's also sisterhood of the traveling jacket, because I wore it once, and not only did it
fit me like a glove, like, I actually think it was made for me, and, like, it should be
mine.
When did you wear it?
In Newport.
Remember?
We were, like, all swapping outfits, because we were just, like, girly girls on a trip.
That's the best on a trip.
I'm like, oh, wait, no, my bag would go great with your outfit.
Can I borrow your sunglasses?
No, and everyone was being so generous.
That trip, like, bringing their finest things.
Like, do you want to borrow my scarf? Do you want to borrow my bag? bag and we all looked our best because we were working as a team a hundred percent and the
funnest fact about this jacket is I got it on Etsy no and I tried to find it afterwards like I didn't
even know what to search I should find the Etsy seller I bought it from I'm sure she has some
other he or she has other great items do you mind yeah no no problem I love supporting local
businesses on Etsy I bought it for stagecoach a few years ago because i just felt like i was looking for like a harley davidson
vibe which i'm always looking for a harley davidson vibe and i found one i'm so overjoyed for you it's
really one of my favorite spring jackets jealous so i feel like we're both like you know acknowledging
the space that we're in and we're feeling pretty good about it even though like the second i left
my house today like feel like you know i took obviously some extra time to get ready today. Like I was
just feeling myself. The second I start walking. Rain. Yeah. Rain. Rain. It's a rainy day as you
guys can see. But I don't know it's like so moody and it's not like annoying rain that you know
means you can't leave your house. Inconveniences you. It's just like a little trickle. It's April
showers. You know what it kind of makes me want to do? What? I would love to know if you could
guess what I'm thinking. Go to the movies movies well no but you know we actually can yeah yeah
maybe i should do that that's a good idea no but something more like in my house
cultivator vibe okay keep going read no keep well yeah keep going um i don't know what do we do
aside from take a bath make a a chili. Oh, yes.
I got to get the ingredients, but I think I'm going to make a chili today.
We should do a virtual chili cook-off today.
I have Ben's recipe.
I actually have some.
Can I make a chili with ground turkey?
Yeah.
Because I have ground turkey like that's in my fridge.
It's because I was like, I'm going to cook with ground turkey.
It's actually probably delightfully light.
I'm going to make a chili with ground turkey today.
Well, that's exciting.
Ask Ben for his recipe.
Like, it's so worth it. I will. I will concede my loss and finally ask the winner. For
those wondering what we're referring to because maybe you're new here head over to patreon.com
slash morning toast. We did a chili cook-off over the summer when we were all renting a house
together and it was tight. Well it wasn't really tight but it was fun. It was fierce. It was Jackie
versus Ben. I was um one of the judges I was Alan Brown, like from Food Network.
Oh, yeah.
You weren't a judge.
You were a host.
I was a host.
And then Olivia, Zach, and Margo, who all love chili, were the hosts.
I mean, the judges.
Yes.
And it's such a great vlog.
The great chili cook-off.
Check it out.
It was a great chili cook-off.
You know what?
I think I'm going to watch the vlog and then start my chili.
And I feel like that'll get me into the chili spirit.
Yeah.
Some of the key ingredients that you need. I just want to make sure you have uh broth is so
super like stock you know I do have chicken broth and I have vegetable okay very important which is
okay I could also go to the store I feel like I'm actually going to be out and about a little bit
today I have some errands to run like this week I'm accomplishing all the errands that I've put
off for 365 days and by the end of the week like'm going to have my whole to-do list checked off.
That's such a thrill.
I'm so excited for you.
What I have on my list that I am not ready to do
is like I have got to clean out my closet,
like major haul, like donate stuff, reorganize.
And I'm just, I'm so not even there.
Like I'm so not doing it,
but it's getting worse and worse.
Like I'm overflowing onto my chair and the floor.
Like it's so annoying.
Yeah, I've been doing bit by bit recently.
So right now everything fits in the closet.
But I don't have one hanger to spare.
And after my retreat I do plan on like going to Zara and doing what you did.
Because you spoke so highly of it.
So I will be on the same.
I'm just like two weeks behind you.
And you know me.
Like I cannot just like like something I have to like be obsessed with it till I ruin it.
Like I've been on the app nonstop.
Fabulous app.
Even though like I still have a problem with how they photograph their photos I've photographed their items because
like I probably would have gotten more stuff but like these girls are just like contortionists
wearing a tank top like it makes no sense yeah um but the app is pretty good okay well I'm really
excited to join you on the journey no like Zara and at some point in the next couple weeks like
we have to go to the Hudson Yards one okay that's like a fun daytime activity yeah we should maybe vlog shop till we drop I actually hate shopping till I drop I I'm always
shopping till I drop because I just can't stop no but I shop till I drop like from the comfort of
my own bed online no but like we need just a day pound the pavement and then we like get drinks and
dinner after and it's a full ass day I just like hate physically shopping. But the idea of a drink, I would do it.
Yeah.
I would do it.
So that's what we'll be up to.
Other than that, I just feel like this week has just been so.
I don't want to jinx it, but like fast.
Oh, not for me.
I feel like every day I've woken up like, what day is it?
So finally we're down.
We're going downhill.
And for that, I'm grateful.
You know, when you're really excited for like your weekend plans,
the week seems to go by so slow.
Yeah, well, that's me with my retreat.
Well, I'm like so excited for my weekend plans.
And the weekend, like the week just couldn't be going by faster for me.
I'm super grateful.
No, for me, I'm just sort of like sitting around waiting for the retreat.
So every day just feels really long.
That's like crazy.
Like you're just going to be like at this retreat
and I'm literally going to spend like the next 10 days.
Just like I have so many plans in the next 10 days. Like,
and they all revolve around like blacking out. Okay. I mean, everyone has their own journey.
So true. And no one's is better than anyone else's. So true. And everyone should do what's
best for themselves. And I believe wholeheartedly that that's what's best for you. So, so beautifully
said. You don't even need to retreat. I'm the guru.
You already sound like you just got back from it.
Oh my God.
I hope I get so many more like positive mantras.
Yes.
And that I can share with the group.
Oh my God.
We are so in need of manifestations over here.
That way we all get to go on the retreat.
I think we all, Jackie and I have been quoting that Victoria Justice video.
If you don't know it, like just educate yourself.
Just Google Victoria Justice, we all.
No, but you need the context of it.
Because, like, there are always these rumors that, like,
Victoria Justice was the star of Victorious.
But, like, Ariana Grande and, like, Liz Gillies, like,
they were so popular, like, amongst the cast and crew.
And so talented.
And so talented.
And it was like, yeah, it was Victoria Justice's show.
But, like, there were many stars on that show.
And there was always these rumors of Victoria, like, being, like, you know, diva,a whatever and there's this one video that kind of like really makes you believe in the rumors because they're all doing like an interview all the girls and they're talking
about how they just like sing all the time in dressing rooms when they're talking they're just
singing singing singing and then the interviewer was like who do we think sings the most and a lot
of the cast members were like probably Ariana everyone's like yeah probably Ariana Grande and
then out of nowhere Victoria Justice goes I mean I think we all sing like a lot.
And it was just like so territorial.
And it was so fucking funny.
So territorial.
Watch the video.
Yeah.
So I can't get that like trope out of my head.
No, because like we all really like that trope.
We all do.
We all really do.
So check it out.
That video with Living Your Hand rent free.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.'re welcome um and
other than that I didn't really do much of anything yesterday I'm like trying to even think like
what I did yeah I didn't do much either but I did start a new book last night called I was
Anastasia by Ariel Lohan who wrote Codename Helene so oh your favorite Anastasia Romanoff
plus like one of my favorite books is author. I think I'm in for something good, even though because I watched Lazar,
I know that this Anastasia imposter, spoiler alert,
is not Anastasia Romanoff and just like a crazy person.
So I think the book like makes you begs the question,
like, was this the real Anastasia?
And like, I know the answer.
Right.
But still, I want to know more about this.
Crazy.
It's obviously more interesting that it's not her.
No, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
I'm going to read Before We Were Strangers this weekend because I'm having a very peaceful,
both turned up and peaceful weekend out in the country.
Oh, man.
I'm really excited for you.
And I just think that's what is best for me.
I think that's what's best.
And, you know, once you're done, like, you could listen to the Redheads episode about it.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
I think you would enjoy it.
Totally.
This way, I will have read three Redheads books.
Wow.
Nothing to see here.
It was still such a great book.
And what was the other one you read?
My own.
Oh, I feel like there was one more.
Were there any Colleen Hoovers?
Layla, have you read Layla?
No.
Oh, Verity.
Not a Redheads book.
What?
Mm-mm.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
You might like Layla.
You might like Husband's Secret.
Okay.
So check it out.
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I can't be mad.
I can't be mad.
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I think we could just jump right in without further ado.
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Okay, first story, big story of the day.
J-Lo and A-Rod officially call off their engagement.
They say, quote, we are better as friends.
They issued a joint statement that said, quote,
we realized we are better as friends and look forward to remaining so.
We will continue to work together and support each other
on our shared businesses and projects.
We wish the best for each other and one another's children.
Out of respect for them, the only other comment we have to say is thank you to everyone who
has sent kind words and support.
So I feel like we knew this, but I guess this is like the official announcement.
No, but like they like put out an announcement and then like got and then.
And like went to like we're photographed in a like house in Dominican Republic together.
Yeah, like saving face.
And then they gave it a few more weeks and they were like, no, no, no, forget it.
We're done.
Yeah.
I mean, it's crazy just to like kind of take a step back and realize like
Madison LaCroix's um power. Yeah. She definitely did this and one well actually A-Rod did it I'm
not gonna blame. No no but like the spotlight that Southern Child put on the infidelity that A-Rod I
think had been up to this whole time. Made J-Lo look like an asshole and she couldn't ignore it.
She couldn't ignore it. Yes um also it is really sad because like their kids were like first of all upset like J-Lo's kids
were obsessed with A-Rod. A-Rod's kids were obsessed with J-Lo and the kids were obsessed
with each other. It was like a ideal blended family and of course A-Rod had to go and fuck
it all up. Yeah no I am sad for the campers in this. Like when I read that statement and they
were like out of respect for our kids like we're not gonna say that anymore. I'm like oh my god
the campers. The bunk is quaking. No the bunk is like literally sobbing. Like they're like out of respect for our kids like we're not gonna say that anymore I'm like oh my god the campers um and like bunk is quaking no the bunk is like literally sobbing
like they're all just like it's like the day after when all their parents leave on visiting
day and like they're all just crying yeah but they're also splitting up the bunk now because
some campers have left camp so they need to condense the bunk that's terrible you know yeah
I mean of course this is not surprising but what I do think is weird is like they made an announcement
that they have an exclusive announcement coming and then like an hour later said that they were
breaking up so it was just like a weird way to announce it's not like you're announcing like
you're running for president like it was just very formal oh that is weird and a rod has been
like putting up these weird kind of like shrine like stories like he has this like counter with
like all these pictures and candles of them and their families and like like, and he's just, like, taking videos of it.
It's, like, literally a seance.
It's the weirdest thing ever.
Like, I encourage you to go look at his story.
Really weird.
He tagged J-Lo with a heart.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, they're just trying to really make it seem like they're on good terms.
But if I was J-Lo, like, I would not be on good terms with this man.
No.
You don't owe him anything.
If I was J-Lo, I don't need any more friends.
You know, I'm so popular.
Like, I need a solid businessman beau who's gonna
like not bring around yeah and that's all I need I'm sure she's good on friends I think probably
the reason why we are personally like taking this so hard is because first of all we like them so
much as a couple and two like this was really the infrastructure around which we built the
businessman beau and for me like this was such a good pairing because he was a businessman bow and the thing about businessman bow is that you go for
them because they're not gonna like they're supposed to be solid they're supposed to be
solid and trustworthy and honest and good and he fucking let us down and like he's a businessman
but he is also like a professional celebrity athlete so like that does make it complicated
he's not your typical businessman though but i also feel like we're taking it so hard because like we really built
like our biggest ship for them like norwegian cruise size ship and like now we just have this
huge ship sitting there and what do we do with it dormant dormant i don't know dormant as fuck
we're gonna need a new couple and to take over that big ass ship. Okay, can I tell you?
And now, you know what?
Our enterprise is actually sort of like in the red because we have a few major ships
that are sitting dormant.
No, Jackie.
Kim and Kanye, dormant.
We are literally that scene in The Greatest Showman when his fleet of trading vessels
is at the bottom of the South China Sea.
Like, that's us.
Literally.
Wait, also, not that I'm even going to have a ship as big as I had for JLo and A-Rod,
but you know which couple I'm really into?
Kravis and then Megyn Kelly.
Well, I like them both, yes, but this is what I previously didn't understand,
but now I'm feeling like after watching a lot of their videos, I really understand.
I don't know.
Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers.
They did like, I don't know if they did this partnership with Disney,
but they have this like long interview of them sitting on a couch in the middle of a Disney hotel and they're just like
being really cute like they are wow I'm happy for them that you have turned this corner you know
like I didn't understand it at first like I didn't see how they were compatible in any way but
after watching a couple videos I think I have had a come to Jesus moment okay well that's good news
I don't know if they're worthy of one of the biggest ships in our port.
No, not that vessel.
But someone's getting promoted.
A speedboat.
Yeah.
A speedboat, for sure.
We always start small.
But you're right.
We have two mega yachts, the Kim and Kanye ship and the J-Lo and A-Rod ship that like
are just completely dormant.
Completely.
Completely.
It's devastating.
It's devastating.
So we're either going to need new couples to ship
or we're going to have to promote some of our mid-size our mid-size vessels but i don't really
like have any kind of like you know motivation for those mid-size vessels they're mid-size for
a reason yeah and i don't want to put too much pressure on them by giving them a ship that they
can't steer you know maybe we give that ship to like oprah and stedman you know yeah someone who's
just like so fucking solid like we don't ever have to worry about like Kevin Bacon and Keira
Sedgwick I'm gonna pass on that okay like um Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell but like sure you
can have our ship like it's for sale like I literally wouldn't recognize you if you came
and saw me on the face in the street like totally. Yeah. No, we'll work on our fleet.
We shall work on our fleet.
Get back to us.
Circle back.
Okay.
Well, our next story is...
I'm French now.
Oh, are you inspired by my blouse?
I am.
Or should I say my blouse?
I'm constantly inspired by you.
I'm still inspired.
Our next story is a follow-up to some news from yesterday.
Former Bachelor Colton Underwood is filming his own Netflix reality show after coming out.
Colton Underwood, former star of The Bachelor, is getting his own reality show at Netflix.
Variety has learned the project, which is...
That's crazy.
Like, at Netflix?
No, that's like a big-ass show.
No, like, is he that famous?
I don't know.
Or is that show that good?
The project, which is currently in production,
so no way to say whether or not it's good yet, is an unscripted series with multiple episodes,
numerous sources tell Variety, describing the project as focusing on Underwood living his life publicly as a gay man. Netflix declined to comment on the project. I have a few thoughts. I've been
like marinating on this whole story. Like it was all I could think about yesterday because like
it's literally the only thing that happened. And I have a few thoughts one I actually think the
concept for this show like does sound interesting and if I didn't have this like problem with
Colton like maybe I would have watched it but the more and more like I look into this and like read
into it I'm like I'm just like feeling more and more disturbed like on behalf of Cassie Randolph, you know? Okay. It must be really hard to see most of the world like celebrating someone who you feel
like victimized by.
And like no one's even like really talking about it.
Like I was looking on Twitter just to see and like a lot of people were like, is this
the guy who like had a restraining order put on him?
Like because people are like confused.
That's the one.
And people in the gay community who are really excited about this for obvious reasons um aren't like real like bachelor fans and I don't
think they know the extent of so he's just like being celebrated by everyone and I could just
imagine how traumatizing that is for Cassie and I just didn't think like Netflix was in the position
of like giving shows to people who you know harass and stalk their ex-girlfriends I just didn't know
that so I'm struggling with that okay yeah I that. I saw a really funny comment on our Instagram post about this, like saying Colton being
Colton is like being his authentic self, like thirst and all.
Yeah.
No, he's always been so thirsty.
And so this tracks, like selling his own journey.
Selling his journey.
Love that for you.
Selling his journey.
Can we also talk about the Carol Radswell of it all?
You sent me her tweets last night.
Because Carol Radswell, like,adswell is like a full-time...
Tweeter?
Tweeter.
Like she's so active on Twitter.
And I saw something come up on my TikTok
and I'm like, that has to be a fake tweet
because Carol would never say that.
So hold on, I sent it to you.
So she went on like this whole Twitter rampage.
Oh, here are our texts.
Of things about Colton. So her first one that like really rubbed
people the wrong way was congrats to colton underwood but also what you apply and compete
with other men to go on a tv show looking for love and you think you might be gay what about
processing that without involving oh sorry what about processing that without involving 25 crews
and 25 girls it's a great day for gay men, bad day for young women.
And it's like, that might be the worst take on Colton Underwood I've ever heard.
There are different takes you could take here
because obviously Colton has a controversial past.
That might be the worst take I've ever heard.
Sexuality is so complicated.
And he literally explained how he literally thought he was fixed
when he got cast as The Bachelor and he thanked god for it like there's just like that worst take
she doubled down people are literally responding to her like carol this is not it she doubles down
he was dishonest with the producers and women about his motivation you can't just disregard
that piece of it what if a girl fell in love with him and what was her journey about then
don't look at it solely from the man's perspective there are many women involved too now that's like an earnest tweet assuming that
everyone who goes on the bachelors like literally head over heels in love with colton but we all
know like some of them probably most of them probably didn't even like like him and just
wanted the instagram followers yeah also a lot of the women from his season have spoken and said
like they're so happy for colton like all good triple down i'm happy for colton to be living
his truth now is anyone talking about
whether abc executives should be vetting their contestants better or what the women think at
robin roberts at bachelor abc what's good i just i don't even know if i could get into how bad of a
take this is because it's of course like many things so layered but it's like like coming to
terms with your sexuality is so much more complex you're not
deceiving anyone and I actually think that's like a really like bad dangerous take so I just wanted
to share those tweets because I just didn't see that you know yesterday like when we were discussing
like did I think that Cal Rodswell was gonna be the one like with the weirdest take on the whole
cult I think like I never would have expected that no I never would have expected that either
life is full of surprises and that's what I love about it.
Yeah.
Constantly being surprised.
Constantly being surprised.
But in terms of this show, does it have a name?
Um, no.
Not yet.
And it's still in production.
So, like, it's...
He's literally in New York filming it now.
I saw a post that he was, like, spotted filming at the Stonewall Inn.
Oh, I guess that, like, they're going to document the journey of like in real time, like when
he comes out, what like people are tweeting, like, you know, how the reaction is to him
actually going to GMA.
Yeah.
I mean, like it does sound like a good show.
Does it?
Kind of.
Because for me, I'm like, I'm dying to know what's going on, like behind the scenes.
Like, how is he taking it?
How is he doing?
Yeah.
But I just like.
Who was he hearing from?
Right.
Right.
There's a part of me that like just can't get on board.
Yeah.
I stand with Cassie Randolph.
Okay.
Cool.
I mean, I just feel like I probably just won't watch because.
Either way.
Like lack of interest.
Yeah.
But I'm happy for Colton.
Yeah.
Did you also see that Billy Eichner video that's like making the rounds that just did
not age well?
I don't know what they were filming for.
Maybe it was like promo for The Bachelor and they had Billy Eichner on
and he was like,
I'm gay.
You can be gay.
Maybe you'll be the first gay Bachelor.
It was like obviously a joke.
He's like,
you should look into that.
Yeah.
And Colton's face is just like
a journey of emotions.
Like shock,
awe,
defense.
Like it was,
it was very interesting.
Layered.
Like so many things.
Like both of our hairs.
Layered, yeah.
Well, actually, I could use a fresh crop.
Are you ready for our next story?
It's going to take us on a journey.
Don't stop believing.
Josh Richards' drama involving Jaden Hossler and Nessa Barrett explained.
We are here to break down what the kids are up to on TikTok.
As far as you guys need to know, there were two kind of like young power couples on TikTok.
Jaden Hosler and Mads.
Josh Richards, who hosts the BFFs podcast with Dave Portnoy,
and Nessa, who's a singer.
Nessa has been recently making the rounds on the late night talk shows
because she released a song that she wrote,
that she performs with Jaden from the other couple.
And they've really been performing it with Travis Barker.
So they've been spending a lot of time together,
and I think you all know what happens next.
What happens next is that Jaden and Nessa have gotten together.
So Josh and Jaden are very good friends.
The two enjoyed their friendship.
They were also happy in their respective relationships.
Josh was dating Nessa.
Jaden was dating Mads.
However, things changed when Jaden and Nessa got together to work on La Di Da,
a song the two released on February 19th.
Amid this, the rumors about Josh and Nessa breaking up hit social media.
Following this, the news of Mads and Jaden's breakup also surfaced online.
Mads went on to claim that Jaden and she broke up because of Nessa.
She claimed the two had been spending a lot of time following their music release.
Josh broke his silence on the BFF's podcast
with Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards.
He admitted that he felt upset
after the video for the song was dropped.
He said,
I'm looking at this video and I see two people I love.
They're like my family.
I would die for them tomorrow.
I would die for them now.
The possibility, even if it's 0.5% in the back of my brain
of like, fuck, I could lose both these people.
That's what made me sad.
That's what fucking killed me.
He further revealed that he and Nessa were on a break
when the rumors about her and Jaden dating surfaced online.
And so cut to the chase.
Jaden and Nessa.
Are like a full-fledged couple.
They've been paparazzi-ed all around LA.
Going to dinner, making out.
Like they're fully together.
Mads is devastated.
Yeah.
And Josh is just kind of, you know, being like a dude about it. Yeah, but they're fully together and Mads is devastated yeah and Josh is just kind of you know being like
a dude about it yeah but they're all very sad and it's the biggest deal for the world yeah like
honestly I find myself like really active in like the TikTok drama and I just like can't get myself
to give a shit about these people because in the in the world of like the TikTok stars these are
all like with the exception of maybe Josh Richards like they're all b-list so like are they what about I feel like I've heard about Nessa for a
while well there was that drama when she kissed Chase Hudson who was dating Lil Huddy Lil Hoodie
who was dating Charlie DiMeclio at the time that's so funny because on my time hop yesterday Charlie
and Lil Huddy's breakup statements came up I guess I had screenshotted them lol first of all
hard-hitting journalist so like for me like a lot of people have been like talk about on the toast
and like I plan to and like I'm well versed in it but like I just don't really
care they're like not my favorite tiktokers and honestly I didn't even know who Mads was
yeah I'm not gonna lie I only knew who Josh was and I and I watched an episode of BFFs and he was
talking about this but I didn't know I didn't know about it yet I think I fast-forwarded um and that
was probably like the only part that like people were tuning in for right for sure um but he seems like a really actually a great kid yes and I think that him
and Madge should get together duh yeah but like no no no what about him and Addison I feel like
Addison is so beyond this him and Charlie sure I'm just going off of every tiktok no but like now then that complicates it
with little hootie is little hootie still around yeah he actually released a song like a machine
gun kelly vibe and people really liked it it's called like vampire school or something wow
vampire blood kids are wild daytime vampire something like that okay well um i don't know
the kids have gone wild they're all breaking up making up but we are happy
for everyone to find happiness I guess yeah sort of these two better like stay together forever
or else yeah well that's the thing if you're gonna blow up two relationships and it becomes
such a big thing this is like the similar to like Sabrina Carpenter and Joshua Bassett like they are
still together and like if at the end of the day like it was all worth it for true love.
And they're married 60 years in the future.
Like you know in their rocking chairs in a house in Malibu.
Like then it was all worth it.
Yeah like Nick Lachey, Vanessa Lachey.
Right.
Exactly.
Great point.
So with these two maybe Jaden and Nessa are you know the next Oprah and Sedman.
100%.
And that's the only way that like this ends well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Totally.
Okay ready for our next story yeah actually that's
not i'm just gonna move them around it doesn't make sense speaking of relationships kanye wants
to date an artist after kim kardashian divorce kanye is already thinking about his next relationship
the newly single rapper wants his next relationship to be quote with an artist and a creative person
a source tells page six so take it with a grain of salt,
explaining it so they can speak the same language to each other.
But his next partner has a lot to live up to.
West has previously declared, I am Michelangelo, I am Picasso.
He also told GQ, I am unquestionably, undoubtedly,
the greatest human artist of all time.
It's not even a question at this point.
It's just a fact.
So if he's going to be with another fellow artist, the artist couldn't be the greatest artist of all time it's not even a question at this point it's just a fact so if he's going to be with another fellow artist the artist couldn't be the greatest artist of all time because he
fills that role just like going back to that statement um while I don't think it's true I do
think that Kanye like is one of the most influential artists of our generation in terms of fashion music
lifestyle design for sure yeah I feel like I was ready to agree with him if he said like I'm the
greatest human artist like right now right now a hundred percent like also like there's just
something lame about like the greatest artists of right now saying that they're the greatest
artists you know well you know what like have confidence in yourself normalize having confidence
because if you don't believe you're the greatest artist who will that's so true I know I really am
like the greatest artist of our generation. Yeah.
So believe it.
Manifest it.
And it might come to be.
It might come to be.
I mean, as far as him dating an artist, I feel like that's a really good logical next move for him.
One, so they can speak the same language as he says.
But also like, how are you going to compete with Kim?
You know, it's not like Kim can just go and date another rapper now.
Like, so I think they both are
gonna have to look outside because you're not gonna be able to compare the two because they're
both the greatest in their field so any if you go to the same field you're just gonna get someone
who's like subpar but also like as they've grown up it's actually become like extremely apparent
like how different different they are and Kim is like very straightforward very straight edge like you know logical business
minded and Kanye is very like artistic abstract abstract says what he wants so I actually do
think someone who speaks the same language they at by the time I got divorced they were speaking
two totally different languages and I think someone who speaks Kanye's language would be
great for him and someone who speaks Kim's language would be good for her too yeah you
know who I see him with not this person in particular because she's in a committed relationship.
Grimes?
Yes.
I was literally thinking like,
he sounds like the relationship
the source says he's looking for
is like an Elon Musk and a Grimes.
Like, we don't understand it.
A genius and an artist.
We don't understand it, but like they do.
Well, I'm understanding like Elon and Grimes more and more.
They're so legit.
Like the proof is in the pudding.
They're Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lachey.
No, except they didn't, like, leave anyone for each other.
Or actually, Amber Heard, yeah.
No, I'm just saying, like, something where at the beginning, like, you just assume it's
another relationship and then all of a sudden it's OTP.
I'm going to give them our big-ass vessel.
I'm going to give it to them because I don't think we ever made a ship for them.
No, and I feel like in the beginning, like, when I saw pictures of them at the Met Gala,
like, I was like, they look like freaks.
Yeah. Well, they did look like freaks at the Met Gala, like, I was like, they look like freaks. Yeah.
Well, they did look like freaks at the Met Gala.
I stand by that.
But you know what I mean.
I just, like, didn't get it at all.
No, but, like, I'm getting it.
Yeah, me too.
And I feel like Kanye sees that and he's like, oh, I want that for myself.
I think he sees himself as an Elon Musk.
Agreed.
And he sees Elon, like, just so in love.
We are so unlike the same.
Yeah.
So I don't know of, like, all the contemporary artists of our time.
I don't know that many or any.
Me neither.
But I hope that I'm sure Kanye knows cuz he's like into art.
You know when he's in the art world.
Yeah, so I hope that the art world like sometimes you do need an artist woman girlfriend.
Businessman beau, artist,
acquaintance.
Yeah, so I feel this for him.
Me too. I really do. As as do i are you ready for our fifth
and final story now it's the final story yeah instagram launches a test where users can choose
to see likes so instagram is oh my god make up your mind well apparently their initial idea of
we're hiding likes didn't go over so well like it wasn't super popular and also my likes were
hidden for one day and then they came back so they obviously i still have mine yeah are all over the
place on this issue instagram is launching a small global test on wednesday where users can choose
whether to hide the like counts on their own posts or other people's posts a facebook spokeswoman
said the photo sharing site which is owned by facebook inc said this latest test came after
seeing mixed responses to its experiments in which it removed likes commonly used as a measure of popularity.
That's so funny because like I saw all the influencers being like, I love this.
Like taking likes, but it's like, yeah, because you have the worst engagement ever.
But I got no likes.
I would like that too.
I had likes the entire, this entire time.
Me too. Never lost it.
I lost it for not even a full day.
You know that I have many Instagram accounts and girl with no job does not receive updates from Instagram you know my comments are so chronological on that account
interesting I can't filter them I never got the moving text like I don't get updates on that
account you're not missing anything with moving text okay I feel that makes me feel better thank
you yeah I've never used it no I'm literally using like seven versions too old on girl with
no job but then I switched to Claude with no job and she's updated as fuck
yeah morning toast account is super updated morning toast is like literally must be data
must be the first account to get a new rollout from instagram like we get it the second yeah
and for my personal like I don't get it I feel like I'm on the back half of getting it which I
like because you know let everyone experiment first and then I never had to go from not having
likes to having likes because once you get I think their intention with not having likes was that
there was less pressure better for your mental health and people will post more if there's no
likes which would I actually agree with that philosophy yes and also at the end of the day
even though like sure they're worried about our mental health they just wanted us to post more
that's what it was but I don't think I don't think that it worked well honestly they just need to
make up their mind I feel like we've literally been talking about this since we were in our old studio.
Yeah, they need to make up their mind.
And you know what?
Likes are integral to the Instagram ecosystem.
So just...
No, and if you're going to like get rid of them, like get rid of them.
Don't be like, well, you can turn on this setting and have it.
And then this person gets to turn on that setting and not have it.
Like, yeah, nobody cares.
Nobody cares, really.
Just make a decision.
Like when I'm going to my feed, I'm not looking how many likes did each picture get.
But once in a while, I'll go to a person's page.
I'm like, how many likes did they get?
You know, it's a good way to see like who has fake followers.
Right.
But also I found it interesting.
I'm last week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians when Kim was like,
my photo is about to hit four million likes.
Should I post another one or should I wait?
And I was like, you even look at likes anymore?
No, I actually like the second we ended last week's episode,
I was like, I'm so mad we didn't
talk about that one scene where Kim was talking about her four million likes because I completely
agree with you I was like I didn't even know people like took that into account anymore I
guess maybe if I was getting millions of likes like I would yeah but I just feel like if Kim's
not past like tracking her likes how can any of us ever be survive yeah but also and then I went
to Kim's photos because I guess like four million is like a
big you know mark of success for her so I was just like looking at what her photos do get and like
which ones get the most and it was I'm sure like the promotional ones get the least like KKW Beauty
and yeah the kids get a lot and obviously her like snatchler pics get the most good that's why
she does them yeah um okay well those were the past five stories and I feel as though maybe you didn't need to know them but you're sure glad you did hundred percent let's talk about Rose I mean it was so
boring but my one takeaway from the episode was that we need to speak to a medium speak to that
medium I completely agree when I was in college I literally put myself on a wait list for the
Long Island medium it said two years okay that was like eight years ago. I have never heard back.
Well, we need to speak to that medium or any medium.
Like she was so on point.
No, I know.
She was freaking everyone out.
Like I could tell like some of the women,
like Margaret was like not really skeptical.
And then the second she was like Jan's father,
like it was just, I don't know.
I don't really believe in that stuff,
but I do think that there are certain people
who can definitely like connect with the other world. Yeah, I think it's interesting. We definitely need to speak to a medium. It was nice, I don't know. I don't really believe in that stuff, but I do think that there are certain people who can definitely like connect with the other world.
Yeah, I think it's interesting.
We definitely need to speak to a medium.
It was nice to see.
And I think it was like a good thing
for all the women to like be vulnerable
in front of each other.
And they're in a good spot, these women.
The only real tension brewing
is between Margaret and Jennifer.
Yeah, and it's a problem.
It's a problem.
Because neither one of them are going to back down.
No, but hopefully, yeah.
I don't know how they'll move past it. It's not going to stop until one of them are going to back down. No. But hopefully, yeah. I don't know how they'll move past it.
It's not going to stop until one of them is off.
Yeah.
The Dolores storyline about her mammogram was really, really interesting.
Because, like, she's been, like, so active in the, like, doing philanthropy for breast cancer awareness.
And she, like, had forgotten to get her mammogram.
Then they kept teasing that she was, like, hysterically crying.
And I thought that, like like she had gotten bad news um and then the the medium started out by being like your like grandparents
who passed on like want you to know like you're getting news it's something physical and I was
like oh this is when she cries but then she started crying about her dog oh which I totally get
totally get totally no I thought um it was like a fun episode to watch.
Nothing much happened.
Nothing.
But I just love the women of Jersey.
And I'm glad like Jackie and Teresa like genuinely squashed the beef because I can't.
Same.
And honestly like it was making me like really hate Jackie.
Even though like I was on her side.
I know she was just not handling things right.
Properly.
She had the winning.
Hand.
Hand. But she played it wrong but
she folded yeah yeah no like now when i see her and evan like i do kind of cringe yeah when she
was like i'm gonna wait until daddy loves me no more just kidding i'm like oh god um but i did
love seeing russia shana on the real housewives of new jersey because even though new jersey is a
very jewish state and a lot of them live in really Jewish towns.
Like Margaret lives in Englewood.
I think Jackie lives in Tanafly.
We've never had like a Jewish moment.
And I did like seeing Rosh Hashanah.
And for that like I'm grateful to Jackie for finally bringing you know.
The spirit and the Ruach of Rosh Hashanah.
To The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
A hundred percent.
It was it was nice to see.
But other than that like why was that woman Michelle at the reading? Are they trying to make fetch happen? Yeah like there was, it was nice to see. But other than that, like, why was that woman, Michelle, at the reading?
Are they trying to make fetch happen?
Yeah, like, there was rumors while they were filming that, like, she was the new housewife.
Teresa's realtor is the new housewife.
I think that they were trying to integrate her.
I do think they run out of time.
Yeah.
And also, like, I'm not buying, like, at all what she's selling.
I also think that, like, when she came on, they expected, like, okay, she's selling Teresa's
house.
Now she's a housewife.
But she got, like, shut out out by Melissa they weren't expecting that yeah
and so she missed like otherwise she would have been invited to wherever they went next right so
she missed a few episodes and now I think it's too late they're going to Glenmere Mansion which
I've been like dying to go to I heard they have like an amazing spa I know and I think I think
they allow pups I was like looking into it a few weeks ago um and it just didn't work
out we gotta go or maybe they don't allow pups oh maybe that's one or the other that's why they
didn't work out it was one or the other for sure they either do allow them or they don't yeah
what are the odds um so yeah and really I have nothing to really say about Jersey I'm not mad
that we got such a bad episode well not bad just like boring because like the last like three or
four have been like so stellar gangbusters so they needed a break and it's fine things turn up on the
boat but um margaret what kind of ghost writer has a yacht that's a good one um by the way margaret
who is one of our amazing podcasters here at toast news network released her book this week and we
actually got a shout out on like page 222 or something like that um her book is available
everywhere it's called Caviar Dreams Tuna Fish Budget it's the same name as her podcast and
there's new podcasts coming from a lot of our TNN shows there's a new turning out premium content
Date Night with Raven and Alexis they made a huge announcement on their podcast if you want to check
it out and of course Mood with Lauren Elizabeth she had Norma Kamali on her podcast I saw
we said to her
we're like
you will love Norma
like let's set it up
and I haven't listened
to the episode yet
but I'm going to
because I feel like
it's really good
no it's so good
if you ever need
like a kick in the
joie de vivre
Norma Kamali's your girl
that's Mood with
Lauren Elizabeth
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