The Toast - S4 Ep70: Bred Ennui and Restively Ness: Friday, April 16, 2021

Episode Date: April 16, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! It is true. The rumors are true. We made it to Friday. Pat yourselves on the back. You did it. We're so proud of you and it's just beautiful. It's a beautiful day. The rumors are true. I deleted my Twitter. Yeah, it's Friday. Like, can you believe the rumors are true I deleted my twitter um yeah it's Friday like can you believe it I can't believe it I was just snapping along and just reminding myself of my middle finger pain which I still have did you get a splint someone reached out to me told me that it is a nerve pain and that I need to do some physical therapy and that's just a lie no it's not it's not a lie did you lie try the splint like the most basic thing no I didn't do a splinty vibe yet sleep with it in a splint for one night and I promise you like

your life will be changed okay I mean I also go down the route of like nerve endings okay but I also feel like at the wellness retreat like they definitely have like a physical therapist and like I might actually get some physical therapy you know I don't know if I would assume that the wellness retreat has a physical therapist I think the wellness retreat has everything and also it's not I feel like wellness retreat is a little misleading because like wellness retreat sounds to me like yoga reiki right healing that's not crystals no it's not it this is a fitness retreat oh my that sounds like torture um you guys this is the last day you're gonna see me before I go on my retreat we are. Of wellness and fitness.

Before retreat. Before retreat. So take a good look at me now. Take a look at me now. I actually might look well. That's such a good song. What song is that? It's an F-T to remind me.

Just the memory of your face. So take a look at me now. I don't know. Against all odds. Phil Phil Collins and that's what Gavin DeGraw against all odds it's Phil Collins it's Gavin DeGraw wait hold on it's literally Phil Collins it's literally Mr. DeGraw against all odds and that's what. Okay well. Hold on. I've got a face. Gavin DeGraw covers it though. Okay it is Against All Odds by Phil Collins. And Gavin DeGraw. No. Against. I can hear it in my. Maybe he covers it. That's what I'm saying. And that's the better version.

Gavin DeGraw. Well I know the original. I'm actually a big Phil Collins fan. It's not coming up. Oh yeah. No you're right. AZ lyrics. Gavin DeGraw against all odds. Great. So take a look at me now. Yeah I guess he did a cover but. It's remarkable. You know what I've learned in my old age is that like I'm a big Phil Collins girl. You are. True Colors is such a good song. No and like and you're such an Emily. Emily Lucy. What's her name? Emily in Paris is Phil Collins' daughter. What's her name? Lily Collins is Phil Collins daughter what's her name Lily Collins Lily Collins I was thinking Lucy too. I'm like Emily Collins doesn't sound right. No she that's like the type of nepotism like I fully support you know. Yeah um what I was gonna say is even though I'm BR I might look well today because I drank an entire gallon of water yesterday. I saw

you got a new water bottle. I got a new water bottle. I was influenced by Olivia Culpo. She showed this water bottle that like gives you all these benchmarks to drink a gallon of water each day. And I got the water bottle and it is massive. How many times did you pee? I peed a lot. But because like they give you a marker 7am, 9am, like I really tried to like be on schedule. And that did split up the pees quite evenly.

And it wasn't like ruining my day how many times I had to pee but you know what did make my day aside from being a hydrated queen I made a chili so did I and I think it's a tale of two chilies because your chili made your day mine ruined mine my chili was so wonderful so I had ground turkey in the fridge I was like on its last day like needed to cook tonight so I followed a half-baked harvest recipe white bean and turkey chili I cooked it on the stove even though she calls for a slow cooker like I'm sorry I don't have one and I also don't have an instapot so I just like modified the instapot did you use your lecressette no my lecressette is like in storage and so I just used um you've got to get your lecressette out of storage I know I just used

a pot on the stove I use my lec Creuset. I mean. So here's what happened. You're not one to talk. Anyways, I just want to say like five stars, one of the best chilies I've ever made. Way better than my vegetarian chili. Zach loved it. What, like it's hard? Sorry, the vegetarian chili. You know what I also realized is like as long as you have like a decent chili, once you put the sour cream and cheese on top, if you're into that, and avocado, anything can be a delicious chili, really. So there's a lot of room for error but this was just a fantastic chili thank you for the recommendation it was it was a bright spot for me mine was just like but not for me a full day of like torture like okay so the second we I decided to make a chili I ordered from the butcher and I got like the four through

eight window and of course it came at eight like why couldn't have come at four and so it was just like all day waiting around for the meat and then I like got all the ingredients I got like the four through eight window. And of course it came at eight. Like why couldn't it have come at four? And so it was just like all day waiting around for the meat. And then I like got all the ingredients. I got the beans and the canned tomatoes. And then by the time like all the stuff was actually at my house, it was already eight o'clock and I was so fucking hungry. So I wasn't in the mood to like, a good chili needs to sit. It needs to marinate.

So I just like made it really half-assed. And then like the second all this shit was in the bowl, I like stirred it and ate it. Even though like that, those canned tomatoes like need time to like soak up the juice of the onions how long did you leave it in all the shit in the bowl you need at least 25 I did 20 minutes it needed more okay it needed more and so it was fine and me and Ben were like it's fine Ben was being nice it just like wasn't great and then my stomach started to hurt I'm like did I just give myself diarrhea so it was like a whole journey and what what do you think it was? Maybe you had like raw meat. I got it fresh from the butcher.

No, no, but like maybe the meat wasn't cooked. No, no, no, no. The meat was fully browned before I even added like the tomatoes and stuff. Okay. Maybe you got like a little. That's like my biggest phobia. Maybe you got a little like meat salmonella juice on your hand or something. But the meat was fresh, so. No, but like raw meat can carry. No I just think like I ate a lot of something that like wasn't that good so like I shouldn't have eaten it you know. Okay. If I were to simplify it. No it's just like a whole day's journey and then I was like why did I even sign up for this stupid fucking activity. I mean I hate to hear that because it was it was such a bright spot for me. And that's why I just should like let Ben do it. But he didn't get home

till seven and I was like really hungry. Well, the meat didn't get there till 8. No, sorry. He didn't get home till 8. So like he was leaving as a phone, as a food arrived. So I'm like, let me just get started. And then like, who am I kidding? You know?

Yeah, I do know. Who the fuck am I kidding? But now I have chili for days in my fridge. So I'll be having chili for lunch, chili for dinner, chili until I go to my retreat. Oh my God. Do you think they have chili at the retreat? Chili is, it could be a healthy delicacy. So it's possible. But I'm not going to my retreat. Oh my God. Do you think they have chili at the retreat? Chili, it could be a healthy delicacy. So it's possible. But I'm not going to eat meat.

So everything's got to be veg for your girl. So this is basically your send off. We're so excited for you. We are really wishing you the best. We will keep you in our thoughts. Monday through Wednesday of next week, Ben and I will be hosting here at the studio. So make sure to tune in for that.

And then Thursday, Friday of next week, there are no episodes because me and Ben will be hosting here at the studio. So make sure to tune in for that. And then Thursday, Friday of next week, there are no episodes because me and Ben will be traveling. But I think we should just like get this send off kicked off. Okay. I mean, I'm going to miss everyone. I want to thank you all. You're going to miss everyone. It's like camp.

Thank you all for your support. Like I hope that when I come back, I have like stories and joie de vivre and so much to share and like insights, maybe some takeaways that I can relay to the group at large um I'm a little nervous I'm not gonna lie because it's like first day it's literally first day of camp and like you have to make friends make friends exactly it's gonna be like a lot of I think time alone so if you have any great book recommendations send them my way Jackie will of course be vlogging the entire experience for our Patreon channel so head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast yeah Yeah. So I don't know, you know, what sort of journey the video is going

to take me on. Like, is it going to be uplifting? Is it going to get, is it going to get sad and dark? Is it going to be like you regret like the second you get there? Like it is a possibility. We just have to put that out on the table. It is a possibility. But I don't think so. You're, I don't want to say where you are, but like you're going to be somewhere fabulous. Like how bad could it be? Yeah, truly. How bad could it be? And also I'm just going to have, it's only seven days. Like even if it's not what I wanted it to be,

like I'm going to stick it out. I'm going to. Is there any chance you go home early? It would have to be like really bad, like unsafe. Yeah. You know? Okay.

So keep us updated, please. We shall see. Just want to thank you all once again, like for your belief in your girl and for encouraging me to follow my dreams. and that's that's like what we're constantly preaching here at the morning toast like if there's something you want to do there's an itch you have scratch it and that's what you fucking did and you're an inspiration to women everywhere for scratching your own itches thank you guys so much i hope this is the start of a of a beautiful

journey and and you know what it is it's the start of something new and turning things around you know we've got to turn the gear around left to hip percussion I actually need to go shopping today and like get fitness clothes like lemon aloe etc so that's like not a fun activity but maybe I can make it fun. Well, I'm headed to Bucks County. Me, Margo, and Ben are spending the weekend with TPGA. And honestly, I'm a little upset because I want a TPGA all to myself. But he insisted I bring my husband and my sister.

So I'll just have to like corner him for some special alone time. Yeah, you'll have to like lock Snitch and Ben in a room. Throw away the key. Or like put like a sleeping pill in their drinks. So like they sleep all day. And I'm like, oh, they must be so tired. Brian, want to go for a drive? Stop. Okay well I guess without further do-do-do-do-do here are the fast five stories you need to know before you wake up and take a bite

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I don't. But a lot of Ben's friends work in finance and they told us like a few weeks ago, like buy some Dogecoin. And in my Robinhood, I have Robinhood, but I really don't like, it's not like real, like I don't put in a lot of money and just like, you know, maybe in the last like two years I made a thousand dollars. So like, it's like small time, you know? And I had $200 to spend on like anything. And they were like, you have to get Dogecoin. So it was 0.04. So it was four cents when I bought it. I spent the $200 and I've been like checking it every now and then. It was like kind of like

stagnant at 0.08, which whatever, like I doubled my money. That's great. But something happened last night. Like, I don't know, I can't explain. I don't even know what dogecoin is and I can't explain like why it went up but last night and this morning when I checked it was at 0.39 so that's 39 cents when I bought it at 4 cents that is like eight times okay no it's nine it's nine it's nine times it's nine so my $ hundred dollars now i'm looking at my robin hood is worth they make it so confusing fifteen hundred dollars wow but i don't have the fifteen hundred dollars i'm like should i sell it and get myself my fifteen hundred dollars i don't know i think i should keep it doge coin to the moon that's all i know about dogecoin and i'm sorry 39 cents is not the moon no but they

did say they think i could get to a dollar like that would be crazy and now i'm like you and also i'm hitting myself you only spending $200. You've got to ride the ride. That's part of, it is like gambling. You know, you, obviously you should get up from the table when you're winning. But I also think gambling is different because you keep putting more money in. Whereas like this is, you have your set money. Regardless of what happens, you are losing or winning.

Like it's $200 a day. And with gambling, like the philosophy is you really should not gamble money that you don't have. So when you sit down at a gambling table, you are okay losing the money because like you're supposed to be able to part with the money. But with stocks, like these are people's savings. Like they're trying to grow it. So like this is money actually you really can't afford to lose, you know? Most people.

For me, I just like put like $500 in like a few years ago and like I play around with it. Yes, but I feel like with gambling, it could become like a bottomless pit of trying to put your money in. Whereas if stocks, if you're like not having success, I don't think you have that same, like it's not that same like adrenaline rush of sitting at a table. No, and I think for the most part. Like if you get all your balance sheets back and they're all in the red, you're not like, give me more. For the most part, and correct me if I'm wrong, like the stock market is a long game. So at the end of the day, like over the course of many years, for the most part, every stock

like pretty much goes up, like eventually. Unless it goes down. For the rare case of like, you know, Franny Mac, you know? Yes, Franny Mac. No, like WeWork, yeah. Right, like that was like a once in a lifetime. But not every stock goes up. Like a lot of stocks go down.

Because you might like, you just can't predict the trends. No, I know. I just feel like overall, like with the main companies in the country, like everyone knows, like obviously like Apple, Disney, Google. Yeah. For the most part, like they just go up. Yeah, but they're also like super expensive. And like some weeks they dip down.

But for the most part, it's still up. Yeah, it's elongating, which is why you and your few weeks of doge need to sit on your hands. Oh, yeah, okay. And throw your phone away. But I could have, 1,000, oh no, it it's going down 1,497. Stop looking. Stop checking. No but it's crazy that it's gone up so much because it says today's return so since midnight of this morning I've already made $400. But like I

don't have the $400. Well you could but that's the same with the stock market. Like you don't have it yet until you take it out. But like I want so take it out no no no and then you and then because if it goes to a dollar and i'm the moron who sold at 0.40 like i will never recover like dave portnoy who's like big in day trading like got rid of joe's coin a while ago and like last night was tweeting like because he was furious yeah tripled no no it eight nine times like yeah so i'm not gonna be that person i'd honestly i think i'd rather lose my 200 then miss out on a huge opportunity a hundred percent and also i think it just feels like i'm losing 1500 because i have like 1500 now technically but i don't even have it yeah but also

with dogecoin considering it's like started as sort of a joke like it's literally a meme that was turned into a cryptocurrency you're in it for the experience you know and honestly i just want to be a part of something like i just want to be a part of a community you're a part of something with dogecoin i'm a part of a movement like a generational movement like this will be in like finance books in a few years right and if you pull out like then also that part goes into the finance book of the people who pulled out no and i'm also like low-key influential so i feel like i could actually like help the doge like everyone like keep the doge keep buying the doge doge doge doge doge doge doge yeah okay well I'm really happy for you no it's it's a thrill and keep us posted I was talking to one of Ben's friends who like works in finance and like

invests a lot in stocks and he was like I was asking him I'm like what do I do and this is a few days ago he said I made like the decision like if it ever gets to 0.30, which like it never will, I'm going to sell it. And then like last night he texted me. He's like, oh my God, never mind. It's ready at 0.35. And I'm like, I wish I bought more. He's like, yeah, me too. I only bought $5,000.

I'm like, what? I'm like, I bought $200. Like I was embarrassed to even say a line. I said I bought $500. Yeah, you got to risk it. He was like, I'm so mad I didn't buy more I'm like you're fine okay so by my math my 200 to 1500 is seven times about so you have $35,000 and you're complaining wow if I was him honestly I might pull out big risk big reward

right so I'm like mad that I only bought 200 but it makes it easier to like walk away from in a sense yeah I agree I think you're in a sense. Yeah, I agree. I think you're in a good spot. You do what's best for you. You're on your own journey. He's on his journey. No, and like we're a part of something together. A hundred percent.

And I'm happy that you're a part of something. You know me, like I hate being left out. You hate being left out because you're not like other girls. So if I have to lose $200. You enjoy being left out. If I have to lose $200 just to not be like other girls, cheap at the price. Okay, you ready for our next story newsman Prince Philip's funeral arrangements are being shared including the guest list his funeral will be on Saturday and it will be smaller than you know what it would have been

but Buckingham Palace has revealed the 30 people who will make up the congregation at the Duke of Edinburgh's funeral service. Very good. Prince Philip, who died last Friday at the age of 99, is being laid to rest on Saturday at 3 p.m. British time, 10 a.m. Eastern time at St. George's Chapel in Windsor, west of London. So the 30 people who are invited is a very close group of family, close friend or two, but mostly his children and their grandchildren. I mean, like COVID makes it so tough because just their immediate family is like 15 people. Yeah. Most of the guest list is the princes and the dukes of Essex and Wessex. So like if it's limited to like 30 people, like do Harry and Meghan get an invitation? Well, Harry.

Harry is there. I'm sure if Meghan had wanted to go she has an invitation because all of the spouses are invited. And also the other bit of news that was shared is the procession and Harry and William will not be walking next to each other. They'll be like William with someone and then Harry with someone. Yeah I also saw I was reading something I forget what it was that like there's a lot of drama within the family about prince andrew and prince harry both wanting to like wear their official like military garb which they're no longer eligible for one because andrew is a disgrace who was stripped of like all titles all titles and harry because he's not technically like a working military man or family or a royal family member yeah i think they should both be wearing

suits yeah um It's just kind of crazy because like whenever my personal experience with funerals is always like in Judaism like you have to bury someone the next day. So like if Prince Philip was Jewish like he'd already be in the ground like for like a good amount of time. And I just like I think it's so crazy that like he's like where is he? Yeah. No he's almost there. It's actually pretty quick. Where's the body chilling you think right now? I don't know. Westminster Abbey? The hospital?

Hospital. The morgue? Yeah. He's probably embalming. Yeah. Do you remember that episode of The Simple Life? I just said that Andrew and Harry should wear suits, but I actually think that Prince Philip would want them to wear there.

I don't think he would want Andrew. I don't know. I think that, I think he would. He's like, I think that. Like Prince Andrew is literally the definition of an absolute abomination disgrace. Like. Yeah. He shouldn't even be invited.

And to be honest, he should be excommunicated from the entire country. Like he's so disgusting. Like I can't even compare him and Harry. Like they're so different. They are so different. Like Harry got into a fight with his brother. Like Andrew is a full blown criminal. And I don't think that he should be wearing the garb and I don't even think he should be invited well we'll see what they're all wearing I'm gonna try

and watch I've been waking up so early these days where do you watch it um it'll be like on our morning shows on Saturday morning like a little coverage do you remember um that episode of the simple life when they worked at a funeral home and like we're embalming people and like spray tanning them? That's so scary. Oh my God, it was so funny. It was such a good show. Such a good show,

but that's, I could never. No, I could never. Well. Actually, I had dinner with Phaedra Parks a few months ago and I asked her like a million questions. She embalms people. She owns a bunch of funeral homes

and she is a mortician. Is that the right word? Yeah. And so she knows all about, because she was explaining how, like, there's so many different, like, traditions for embalming Jewish people. And, like, she's certified in all of their religions. And I'm like, aren't you, like, grossed out? And she was like, no. I'm like, okay.

That's crazy. Like, perfect job for you. Mm-hmm. Crazy. Crazy. Are you ready for our next story? Yes, ma'am. Pete Davidson will play punk rocker Joey Ramone

in a new Netflix biopic. Saturday Night Live comedian Pete Davidson has been cast as Ramone singer Joey Ramone in the upcoming biopic based on the punk icon's life. Oh, my God. Do you watch Entourage? Sometimes. Like, I've seen a lot of episodes.

Like, do you know the Joey Ramone of it all? No, that I'm unfamiliar. Okay, well, like, this is, like, Adrian. Like do you know the Joey Ramone of it all? No, that I'm unfamiliar. Okay, well like this is like Adrian Greene was dying to play Joey Ramone. And he like found a script from this guy. He was writing it. And it was like a whole storyline. So now I feel like Pete Davidson is literally living like Vinny Chase. I literally hate Vinny Chase. Hate!

Hate! He's the literal Carrie Bradshaw of Entourage. Yes! Susan Meyer! He's horrible. I hate him on the show like i hate everything about him i could not agree more and the show is and like mark walberg should be so embarrassed that like that's what people think of him fictional representation sick the worst fucking character so irresponsible so selfish so narcissistic righteous like he literally thinks he's mother theresa because he has his friends with himistic righteous like he literally thinks he's mother Teresa because

he has his friends with him no no and he literally like acted in one movie and then was like I want to direct like thought he was so fucking good at everything and when Medellin bombed I was so fucking happy yeah no he really thought he was so good at everything one art film in New York Queens Boulevard and thinks he's entitled to like all of Hollywood. Yeah. And oh my God. But it actually was a really good show for like a million reasons. Despite Vinny's efforts, it was a good show. And also I think it was actually really accurately represented like how people get in Hollywood. Like they are normal people from New York, from Queens. And then they come to LA like thinking that they're everything of the sort.

And like when it turns out that they're not, it's a real slap in the face. Yeah. Because like there are a few moments when like Vinny like literally can't get work because he's like such a joke in hollywood because people have woken up to have woken up my g fucking and those are the best episodes like ever except like you want vinny to win because once he wins everyone else wins like rising tides raise all ships like he funds the life of all the guys 100 except for e so like you really want him to win but you also like fucking hate him and you just,

you want him to fail so we can get a reality check. Like you're not that great. 100%. I'm so glad you brought that up. It is the Carrie Bradshaw, Susan Meyer effect. Yeah.

Susan is annoying as hell but I feel like Desperate Housewives is more of an ensemble cast and it wasn't relying on Susan but like Sex and the City is Carrie. Entourage is annoying ass. Agreed.

I wouldn't say that she's the main character of Desperate Housewives, but it definitely felt like in the first couple seasons they were trying to make it that way. Yeah, she was. But, like, everyone else was, like, you know, Gabby was, like, self-involved. Brie was so, like, stringent. Turkey. Luann?

What's her name? Lynette. Lynette was, like, great. Like, all over the place. Like, Edie is, like, you know, seductive neighbor. Yeah. And I think Susan was meant to be like, you see yourself in Susan. Right.

Like the normal one who struggles. I'm good. No, no. I see literally none of myself in Susan and I plan to keep it that way. Yeah. Anyways, the film, which is being developed by Netflix in collaboration with STX Films, will be based on and have the same title as Ramon's brother, Mickey Lee's 2009 book, I Slept with Joey Ramon, A Family Memoir. I guess that's a funny name for a book.

That is really funny. I don't really know much about the Ramons, except I feel like I used to have a t-shirt. And I'm down there. I think they're Jewish, right? Like from Far Rockaway, right? Oh, would love to see it. Or they have a song called Rockaway Beach. It's one or the other.

Yeah, you know what? I'm pretty sure they're Jewish. Yeah, let us know what you find. The Ramones, Jewish. I think. The Ramones were a band. Yes, they were from Forest Hills, Queens. That is Rockaway Beach.

And a predominantly Jewish middle class stronghold that bred a restive. This is not English. Oh, man. Rollingstone.com. This is what they wrote. Truckers for the Ramones are here. The Ramones? Oh, they didn't share bloodlines. They weren't brothers? I don't know. But they did have an important common background of coming from an age... from coming of age in suburbia, Forest Hills, Queens, a predominantly Jewish middle-class stronghold that bred a new and restivelyests among its nonconformist youth.

What is that sentence? I have no idea. Let me read it one more time. Let me read. No, no, no, please. Let me see it. I need to see it with grammar and all. What is the word anew?

E-N-N-U-I. N-U-I. Oh. No, no, but like, I don't know what it means still. Read the whole sentence. It makes no fucking sense. The Ramones didn't share bloodlines, but they did have the important common background of coming of age in suburbia.

In Forest Hills, Queens, a predominantly Jewish middle-class stronghold that brought... You can't even read! A predominantly Jewish middle-class stronghold that bred NUI and restively nest. See? It's literally not in English sentence. What the fuck is restively nest? What's a restively nest? I don't know i'm

shook by this i just was looking up a simple like interesting factoid anyway joey ramon was jewish you guys also wait joey ramon was jewish i just need to speak davidson jewish no i need to sidebar for one second speaking of the french claud Claudia's shirt yesterday, which sparked a whole Franco file episode about, you know, the Louvre, Eiffel Tower, Paris France, Champs Elysees, Arc de Triomphe. I love a charcuterie board. A little pain au chocolat. Champs Elysees. Claudia's shirt yesterday didn't, had a bunch of buildings on it. The Eiffel Tower was not one of them.

No, there was literally like the Burj Khalifa. There was literally nothing Parisian about it. It said like nightlife on it. It was giving me Parisian vibes for sure. It was giving me more like New York City, like Ben Dell's caricature vibes. Like there's nothing Parisian about that shirt. Yeah, we just wanted to update you guys. Like we made all these jokes about my shirt being like so Parisian.

I'm a Claudette in Paris. And literally there was not even a monument from Paris on my shirt. Yeah, so that's just something I feel like so Parisian. I'm a Claudette in Paris. And literally there was not even a monument from Paris on my shirt. Yeah. So that's just something I feel like everyone should know. But now back to the Ramones. I'm looking forward to seeing Pete in something more serious. And I'm looking forward to seeing the the Inouye that he brings to the table. And the rest of Linesse. I feel like he'll be able to really capture the rest of Linesse. that what is that word restively ness i don't know that's not a word that's just like by the way it's also it was two separate words restively which i don't think is a word space n-e-s-s what the fuck um but i actually would definitely see

this movie for sure and i think this could be pete david big. Yeah. Shift in his career. From like stand up. Comedian and SNL and like King of Staten Island. Like that fun stuff to like hard hitting actor perhaps. No it's that kind of like what Shallow Hal did for Jack Black. It is kind of like that. That's such a good movie. No it's like Steve Carell.

Yeah. Like when he started going like really serious like dan life of dan remember that movie no dan and no i don't know what movie i'm talking about marvin martian that one the one with like um oh no no that one kristen wick yeah and that one was like little marvin i'm honestly not a huge steve care girl, clearly. And also he was in... Crazy Stupid Love. No, but that was when he was like transitioning into like the more serious roles. There was the movie about Dan.

Right, let's just go to his catalog. There was also the movie with Billie Jean King. Oh, I have no idea. Well, not with her, about her. Steve Carell. Dan in real life. Okay. Oh, it was a comedy drama.

Welcome to Marwen. That's what I'm thinking of yeah yeah yeah yeah okay Battle of the Sexes is Billie Jean King one he was in Vice he was in the big short amazing movie he was in

Crazy Stupid Love and unfortunately I think he was in Dinner for Schmucks yes he was he was literally the star and he was the most annoying character. Horrific. He's in actually so many movies but it's like going from 40 year

old virgin. Yeah no he has actually had like a really strong transitional career from like silly comedy to he's like a really serious actor now. Like I don't know if he has been nominated for an Oscar but like it's definitely in his future. Yeah so I feel like that could be that's Pete Davidson's future as well. Interesting. Very good call. Next up, Madison LaCroix speaking out on A-Rod and J-Lo's breakup. And by speaking out, she said five words. The Southern Charm star told Page Six on Thursday when reached out about the split, quote, I wish them the best.

That's five words. OK. Honestly, it's like not Madison LaCroix's fault at all. No. But she's fault at all. No. Um. But she's enmeshed. Yeah, which is crazy, just like in general. Like, it's actually a great moment for Bravo.

It is a great moment for Bravo, just being a part of the narrative. A part of this big story. Yeah. This big ship laying dormant in the South China Sea. Laying dormant in the South China Sea. Also, somebody had a good suggestion for one of our new ship recommendations. Russell Wilson and Ciara. Yes, and also Haley and Justin Bieber. Yes and yes.

I actually have like really big ships. I might be able to even fill a J-Lo and A-Rod with one of them. Yeah, I agree. I feel like we weren't able to think creatively. No. But some people did give us good suggestions. Yeah, and I feel good about kind of the replacements.

Agreed. And best of luck to the boat sitting at the bottom of the South China Sea. Best of luck. Dormant. Dormant. All right, for our fifth and final story. It's the final story.

Dealing with what I think, one of my favorite topics that we've ever discussed on any of our shows. And that is Fyre Festival. Fyre Festival attendees win a $7,200 settlement each in a $2 million class action lawsuit. Oh my god, I'm like, $7,200? They all have to split? No, no, no.

$7,200 each. A $2 million class action settlement was reached Tuesday in U.S. bankruptcy court in the Southern District of New York between the festival's organizers and 277 ticket holders according to documents obtained by people. The final amount is still subject to the court's approval though as it currently stands each ticket holder would receive about $7,200. And that's for like the price of their flight tickets and just like general general trauma. Yeah okay like emotional distress I think it's what it's called in the legal system yeah and like false advertising i mean honestly 7200 per person is not enough

no it's if i had actually went and like landed on this remote island and was given a piece of bread with a slab of cheese in like a plastic container and given a tent to live in when i paid for a villa hell hath no fury like those people wish I was a part of this fucking lawsuit. I would have taken them for everything they have. But at the same time you're suing people who are bankrupt. So it's like what's the point? What's the point? And like the people who went to Fyre Festival, like if you watch the documentary, like they... what were you doing? You know one of my biggest flexes is that I didn't fall for not saying that it was their fault because it was advertised by like fabulous people but I just feel proud that

like I wasn't like you know convinced by Bella Hadid to go to a music festival based on nothing other than the fact that Bella Hadid posted a video that had nothing to do with it like Emily Ratajkowski and like Kendall Jenner like I actually feel like really proud of myself because I like to think of myself as like someone who's easily persuaded but like maybe i'm not because like the coolest people in the world couldn't convince me to go down to a fabulous weekend in the bahamas yeah and i don't even blame people who did get convinced because they are very convincing people yeah but i'm just really proud of myself not to make it about me no i agree because that's something we like what could have went to it's true i remember zach sent it to us and he's like

this looks cool when all like the promo was coming out and we're just like yeah lazy yeah we're like yeah sure whatever yeah get the tickets like we'll go but just like i'm not imagine imagine that we had to blame zach um so that's like a little bit of justice for the attendees we love to see it um but i remember when watching the documentary it's like the real justice that needed to be served was for the people of the island who gave like resources food labor towards this festival just got like taken advantage of and then the island was left trashed right so justice for the islanders justice for the locals 100 percent yeah well those are the best five and i feel as though you needed to know them.

No, very well-rounded. We got finance. We got justice. We got legislation. Like, we got it all. Yeah, we do have it all. And that's what you can expect from the morning toast, including a recap of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Yeah, so what did you think of the episode? I barely remember it. When I came in this morning, I was like, wait, fuck, did I forget to watch Kardashians? No, I watched it. And shockingly, the most interesting part was Poosh. Yeah. That Poosh drama was, the most interesting part was Poosh. Yeah. That Poosh drama was like actually pretty crazy and real.

Like felt very authentic. It's very like Dash Dolls. No, it's like that's like the fact that she was like having to like scold her high school friend like for talking back to her in a group chat like drama. Yeah, no, I can't lie. The way that her friend was sitting there in the bucket hat and the sunglasses like with her mouth agape like was so crazy. Imagine like showing up to a meeting like that. No, no, I can't lie. The way that her friend was sitting there in the bucket hat and the sunglasses, like, with her mouth agape, like, was so crazy. Imagine, like, showing up to a meeting like that. No, totally. And you know what? I can't lie. You didn't watch. I didn't watch. I told you, I was literally up all night, and I went to bed at 10 o'clock. My stomach was hurting

me so bad from my chili, and the only thing I could do to, like, ease my pain was go to sleep. So that's why I just, like, wanted to hear from you what happened. Okay, not much happened. So I would say that was the most interesting facet. Literally, Kourtney needing to sit down with her employees and be like, you guys are employees. This isn't a democracy. This is a cheerocracy. She said it. That's like the Steph Shep of it all, too.

When you become so close with your employees. This is different. She hired old friends. She didn't become friends with, bless you, she hired two friends from high school. She didn't become close with, bless you, she hired two friends from high school. She didn't become close with an employee. No, but even in general, it doesn't matter how, like if you're close with your employees,

it does become awkward when you need to lay the gauntlet down. Yeah, and one of her friends from high school was talking back to her in the group chat, like this vibe isn't for me. She literally was like, I'm just going to excuse myself from this vibe and left the chat. Yeah, it was really crazy. So that was the the most interesting part I thought Courtney handled it really well

Addison was in the episode I saw on TikTok Addison walked into the room while Courtney was complaining about the pooch drama and it said Addison right dancer and then she sat at the table and we didn't even I don't even think she was mic'd up I didn't hear a word okay it was upsetting that's upsetting they really need to start utilizing their best asset. It was an Addison tease. Then Chloe and Tristan put the episode on their backs. Because they went UFO hunting?

Because they went UFO hunting, which was, like, so stupid. They literally had, like, a Zoom session with a UFO expert. That is so stupid. So stupid. But they thought they saw UFOs, but it was kind of annoying

because, like, Chloe, they're, like, staking out outside, like trying to see a UFO over the Pacific Ocean and they see something and Chloe like runs to get her phone and she misses it. But the camera got it,

the show. So she was like, I'm so mad I didn't get to capture it. But you did capture it. And not only did you capture it not on your phone, you got like a full-blown $10,000 camera.

Yeah, I saw what you saw. Like, can you just like... That's cool. Yeah. And Courtney was like, why didn't you get a video? i want to see i'm like watch the show keeping out kardashians literally eight o'clock and it's a more high definition than your phone could have ever gotten yeah so it's like so stupid it's so stupid that like bugged me and then caitlin had reached out to chris because her career is kind of stalled because of covid actually sofia had reached out to chris on caitlin's behalf of stalled because of COVID. Actually, Sophia had reached out to Chris on Caitlyn's behalf. It's also not stalled because of COVID.

It's stalled because like Caitlyn's not that interesting anymore. Well, she had been doing motivational speaking and like speaking engagements and that is stalled. Yes. So Chris like suggested she make a YouTube channel. And at first I was like, oh, she's sabotaging. She doesn't want Caitlin to succeed um but then they showed some clips of like cooking with Caitlin and she was making recipes from like

Chris's cookbook and then the girls like like Kim called her and was like oh my god we remember we used to make that and I mean I'm happy that they really are all getting along so it seems like even Chris yeah and so the girls were like we understand if Chris doesn't want to help her. But like I think in helping her, it was like beneficial for Chris's process. Yeah. Yeah. That's like always been like the sad thing. Because like when they play like old episodes of Kardashians, like the first like five seasons on E! all the time. And you see how Caitlyn was like such an influential part of all the girls' lives.

And now it's like fast forward. It's like we don't even see Caitlyn like ever such an influential part of all the girls lives. And now it's like fast forward. It's like we don't even see Caitlyn like ever. Yeah. So I really hope and of course these things take time. There is like a brokenness there. But I do really hope one day like that they can all get back on the same page. And it seems like this was a good like this is a good part of that journey for them.

So you didn't miss anything. I won't even say you should like watch it. In order to watch next week. I don't know. They really need to pick things up. Like this is the final season. You want people to start watching your Hulu show. Like this season. Not cutting it. And then next week's episode is like.

Courtney and Scott talking about. If they should get married. And like. Like we know they're not. He's dating a 12 year old. He's dating a 12 year old. And she's part of Kravis. So let's move on.

And like you should have scrapped the episode. And thrown it in the bin. Yeah. Because it's like the bin. Because it's honestly embarrassing for you guys. Yeah no I'm embarrassed. And I don't ship Skort like on any day of the week. No I'm so over them.

Even if Kourtney is single as a Pringle and so is Scott. I still don't ship. They are on two different boats. Of course like for the kids I think it would be great if they got back together. But they seem to co-parent like so healthy. Like maybe the best I've ever seen. So I think we should just leave that alone. Let sleeping sleeping dogs lie yeah the other thing that people were talking about I saw in Toast After Dark is like Chloe and Tristan's like dynamic and like they were like they have no

chemistry like and I did get the vibe that like Chloe gets like really annoyed by him and like you know what I mean but I also feel like that's kind of part of like being in a relationship is like when your partner says something you're like rolling your eyes no you're like shut up but but he's really trying for the show like no that's what that's what i was gonna say it's like i don't think we can judge their chemistry based off the show because he's new to the show he's just like acting yeah like i don't think it's fair to judge at all like what their relationship and chemistry is like because it's so awkward on the show chloe's used to it like who chloe is on the show i really believe is like who she is as a person but it's also like i imagine i was thinking about this like when the cameras turn on like chloe gets into like camera

mode and yeah and like sort of like how we do on the show like but if you bring someone on who's never done it before like you might get really irritated by everything they say and maybe that's why we fight with our husbands every time we do a podcast. Oh, I fight with Ben every time we do a podcast. So that'll be us next week. Oh, how exciting. Great segue. Good luck on your journey. Thank you.

We will all be thinking of you. Everyone have a great weekend. Reminder, Monday through Wednesday of next week, we are still back in the studio, YouTube and podcast. Me and Ben will be hosting. And then Thursday, Friday of next week, there are no episodes. So I just wanted to remind you guys of that. Jackie will be vlogging her entire wellness experience on the patreon so patreon.com

slash the morning toast also like I don't know what the vibe is going to be there you know I might have to like bring a tripod to like take some pictures oh that's horrifying but assuming like everything I mean I might be like also sharing a lot on my Instagram I don't know yet I'll have to see like is it weird me like taking selfies at the wellness retreat? Like is that weird? I don't know. We'll see. Just as long as someone's looking. And it's like if it's super pretty I'm gonna like want to take some pictures but like there's gonna be no one there to take a picture of me. So just know if you see any photos of me like either I did self-timer or I made a friend. Just keep that in mind. Probably self-timer. Thank you guys so much for listening to the morning toast the millennial

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