The Toast - S4 Ep83: Seeing Things Differently: Thursday, May 6th, 2021

Episode Date: May 6, 2021

Prince William and Kate Middleton launch YouTube channel (Page Six) Lori Harvey put boyfriend Michael B. Jordan on a skincare regimen (Page Six Style) Josh Duggar Had More Than 200 Images of 'Child Sexual Abuse Material' on His Computer: Authorities (PEOPLE) Broadway to reopen at full capacity in New York City on Sept. 14 (CNBC) Success! SpaceX lands Mars rocket prototype for the first time (CNN Business), Elon Musk says 'SNL' cast has been 'awesome' as he preps for show (Page Six) Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/bookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to the Morning Toast. Happy Thursday! We have made it to the back half of the week. Give yourself a pat on the back. Acknowledge the space that you're in. We've made it to the back half of the week, so give yourself a pat on the back. We're over the hump. Feels so good. This week really did chug along slowly, but now it's all downhill from here. Happy birthday to the snatchler! Yes, it is a big day here at the Morning Toast. Our co-worker, confidant, counselor, Margo, our sister. It is her birthday today, so make sure to wish Margo a happy birthday.

Margo, we love you. We love you so dearly. You'll never hear this. If anybody lets her know that we talked about her on the show, just let her know that we love her so dearly and we hope that she has the best day ever. And that's all that we said. Yeah, and she'll never hear this because she's not a supportive counselor but it's her birthday. I'm

not going to say anything mean. She'll hear it through the grapevine. People like to let her know. People like to let her know only when we say like borderline mean stuff. Yeah. Which we never do. But we're giving you full permission to let her know that we spoke about her today just wishing her the best on her birthday. It's always exciting when it's the snitch's birthday. Yeah and you know I'm gonna say something kind of crazy. Like I think I'm much more of a Stevie Wonder happy birthday girl than like the generic one. Like when I was just about to sing I was gonna say happy birthday to ya. Happy birthday to ya. Happy birthday. Like I just think that song's better and And I said what I said. And I meant it. Yeah, well, she might not watch

it today, but it's also Archie Mountbatten Windsor's birthday today. I'm sorry, what? Archie Mountbatten Windsor. Oh. It's his birthday today, so maybe he'll. Meghan Markle's baby? Meghan Markle's bebe. Maybe he'll be watching and he gets a little taste of your beautiful singing. Imagine if Archie grew up

to be a toaster. I could see it. Crazier things have happened. I agree. I agree. So happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it is today. Yes. Mainly Counselor Snitch.

Mainly Counselor Snitch, but also Archie. But also Archie. I am excited for today's show. We, of course, have so much to talk about. The Real Housewives of New Jersey was on last night. Followed by one of the best episodes of Watched Robbins Live I've seen. Definitely from remote studios. It was The Real Househusbands of New Jersey

and it was just a great episode. So we're going to dive into all of that during the TV recap. I watched a little bit of The Bold Type yesterday. I was so busy filming this vlog for Patreon. And like it was killing me because I hate being busy. But also because I was like, I want to be watching The Bold Type.

So only got to watch one episode before bed. That's the best feeling when you have something that you're so into that you can't wait to get back to it. And it's like juicy one hour episodes. Well, 45 minutes with commercials. But how many seasons are there? I think three at least. And it's coming back soon.

Oh, it's still on? Yeah. Oh my God. That is so exciting. Yeah. Someone told me that like, you you know Jane gets better in the fourth season so I think there maybe is already four. Oh then maybe there's four already. I just love diving into a big fat juicy like show with like hour-long episodes, six seasons, 22 episodes

like when I watch Lost. It's all there waiting for you. But I was busy because I was vlogging for our Patreon yesterday because so I have a closet organizers who come like maybe once or twice a year because of COVID. I haven't seen them in like 18 months. Like the last time they were there, Kate was pregnant and now her kid is like going to college. Like, like, so I haven't seen them in so long and my closet is, I was actually ashamed of myself, like for letting it get that bad. Like none of my cabinets closed. It was just pandemonium. And I can't even blame Ben because it was me too. Um, we reorganized my whole closet it really looks like a sickening instagrammers closet like that's the closet I deserve like I'm an elegant sometimes

queen like sometimes so did the whole process went through found the weirdest shit for those who have already seen the video and wanted to know what the tarp was that I found yes I actually thought for a second Ben had joined a cult and was in charge of their PR. Claudia I took a picture of the thing and I was going to post on my story is Ben in a cult but then I forgot and I was going to text you is Ben in a cult and I forgot but is Ben in a cult. I found this like weird tarp that he had brought home like a few days ago he said don't throw this out so it's obviously important to him and it opened up it's this huge tarp looks like when they set up for a step and repeat it has like logos but

it's just this one symbol and i was thinking i'm like does he run the events for a cult is he doing pr for a cult so uh he said i could get rid of it and he told me when he got home he was like working on set like a few weeks ago uh for some like video shoot and they told him he could keep it and he like wanted it I have no idea like honestly his answer just made me have more questions totally that's concerning but all I care about is that I got to throw it away like I'm in a closet clean out me personally I had 10 garbage bags full of donations like I felt Ben had three like whatever I don't want to get into it. But I throw everything away.

And then, like, years later, I'm like, where was that really important sentimental thing? And I'm like, oh, I probably threw it away. Like, that's my cross to bear. And Ben's cross to bear is, like, he'll literally keep a receipt from 72 years ago. And he'll know exactly where it is. So, different strokes. But it felt so good to get it done. My closet looked so good.

I did before and after shots. I vlogged the whole thing. It was super fun. I got a little of my coffee drama in there because it was just like a really busy day. So check that out. Patreon.com slash Morning Chose. That's the first episode for the month of May. So good.

I really enjoyed watching it. You inspired me not to do anything yet, but like to think about doing something. It's just the worst when like, you know, like your closet clean out is coming up. Like you're just going to have to do it soon. And to know that like, it feels like Yom Kippur. Like I'm on the other side of my closet clean out, like 364 more days probably till my next one. It feels so good.

I'm so happy for you. I really and truly am. It's the best feeling. It is. My nose is so itchy today. My allergies are just, they're like my Zyrtec has been kicking in the last five days, but the allergies, they came for me this week.

They came. In such a real way. I'm so sorry. It's okay's okay I'm on the mend but it was tough for a second but so if you see me scratching my nose like I'm not picking it I'm just like having an itchy nose no I scratch my nose like literally all the time on the toast and like sometimes I'm not gonna lie like I am picking it um but Aram takes care he knows not to you know I was like watching to wait for this to wait for the camera to go off of me so I could scratch but But you know what? I'm just going to be real with you guys. Like I might scratch my nose on my close up and I'm not picking it. Like it's just my allergies.

No, normalize scratching in and around your nostrils, but not it not being nose picking. Yeah. Like we should have. Right. No. Or like you pick your nose with your index finger. But all other fingers. Like if I if I'm using my my pinky you just know it's a scratch

okay i think that's a good signal that way we don't have to like address it all the time yeah no but like and that way if someone like takes a screenshot it's just like it looks weird it's the pinky it looks weird not gross yeah that's just like a lot of thinking like oh my nose is itchy i just like i'm a human i'll go scratch it but no i'm like oh let me switch my finger i think i can do it i think you can too i think i because i'm like so self-conscious of it but i'm really glad you brought that up normalize normalize scratching in and around your nostrils yeah like not everything is a nose pick booger moment no sometimes it is though for sure but like i think i feel like boogers is like more of a hobby and not like a compote like something that like you if you don't do it that second like you're in pain do you know what I mean can I ask you a question sure do you pick your nose like in private no not with my

finger but like I will grab a tissue and just like go that's not picking your nose that's like blowing your nose no I'll go ham up in there with a tissue no I definitely like especially when I was a kid like I was such a closeted nose picker like you really wouldn't see me do it in public but like you would not believe how much time I spent in my bedroom and I'm proud to say like as an adult like I've I definitely am way less but I definitely still pick my nose for sure but also like if you're doing it in your bedroom alone like that's your business that's your business you've almost no explanation you know Ben had a booger wall in your home no oh my god when he was a kid.

Oh okay. Like you know you put the boogers behind your um like bed frame or something and then like when you move six years later your parents find your booger wall. Stop that is so disgusting. Yeah. Um no but what you do in the privacy of your own home is your business and you owe us no explanation. No but I share everything. But like what I was about to do on this couch like I owed everyone an explanation. Yes this is a public forum. That on this couch, like I owed everyone an explanation. Yes, this is a public forum. That it was a scratch that I haven't lost my mind and started picking my nose on the show.

Just know like when and if the day comes that Jackie starts picking her nose on the show, like the end of the show is very close by. Like the final, we will be closing down the show. I totally agree. You're obviously in such like a negative headspace if you start doing that. Like your mental health must be a priority.

I obviously don't care about the show. I don't care about myself. Like it's it's I'm in a bad spot. I just think I'm touching my nose a lot now that we're like talking about it. Okay yeah no I feel it. We can we can pivot. We can pivot. Um other than all of that yesterday what did I do? Oh I caught up on all the episodes of New Jersey that I had missed. I did go for a run on a treadmill and it was fantastic. Where? Oh, your work. In my building's gym. I got a slot and I went for a run on the treadmill using a Peloton Tread Class. Oh, Tread Class. No, not the Peloton Tread.

But I pull it up on my phone. Did you learn nothing? I pull it up on my phone and then I use the treadmill. I was extra cautious after yesterday's conversation and it was a really great workout. I'm really into switching it up right now. Fabulous. conversation and it was a really great workout. I'm really into switching it up right now. Fabulous. I really just like slaved away in the closet all day and then got like so much work done. I forgot to do like one of my TikToks. It was really sad because I think I know people were

really upset. Oh my god. What was the TikTok you were supposed to do? I've been starting this other new series. Here's what you missed on the morning toast in 60 seconds or less. Just for people you know who maybe don't know about the toast. Bite-sized bite-sized toast crumb the morning crumb so I forgot to do that yesterday but what was I gonna say you were about to say something yes major so somebody posted this in the toast after dark or else I never would have seen it some you know this meme going around of like the longest coffee order ever Starbucks baristas are sharing their experiences with customers who literally have the longest orders. Like the stickers on the drinks like go all the way down.

So then this article was like writing about the meme. I think it was a Yahoo article. And then they were talking about like trying coffee on TikTok is so trendy. TikToker Claudia Aschere tries a new beverage every day. And I'm like, did you just call me a TikToker? I think that's it, official. Dreams have been realized realized I'm moving to LA and I'm proud to announce I'll be joining the Hype House I think you're gonna love it there I think you're gonna love it there they're having

a new Netflix show so it's so funny they have a Netflix reality show Netflix is like really investing in reality shows they have one um on Netflix and like so the Hype House in its when when COVID first started it was like Addison Charlie what it is now it's like literally like six people I don't know who any of them are like all the cool people left so it's not cool anymore there is another house where all the boys from Hype House went it's called Sway House they're like sponsored by Triller but like a bunch of losers are left in the Hype House but like they're losers compared to like the big names yes but they're still like if you join the Hype House like you would reach a level of TikTok fame. Like it's something. You would reach a lot of followers. I don't know if you would you wouldn't

reach TikTok fame. Yeah maybe yeah. TikTok fame. Yeah not real fame. Specifically TikTok fame. So when Netflix announced that they got a reality show like the TikTokers went wild because Hype House is like literally a joke and people were furious that Hype House got a season one but the Society never got a season two and literally like that was like the cause like people were furious about that in particular and I'm so glad that the Gen Z's on Millennial I mean the Gen Z's on TikTok like have their priorities in order. Me too I'm glad to hear that people have not given up for Society season two. I will never give up like ever. Ever. I'm glad to hear that people have not given up for Society season two. I will never give up like ever. Ever. I'm literally booking a flight to Silicon Valley heading to the Netflix headquarters

and literally banging on their door. Knock knock. Whose fucking decision was that? Somebody who should be fired because they're obviously not in tune with what's necessary. They're obviously not good at making decisions. No not at all and it's it still hurts. Yeah well when does this Hype House show come out? I don't know but like I'm kind of excited yeah that sounds like something that's in tune with what's necessary like that's what the kids are up to i feel like even when hype house was popping off at the beginning of covid we were like someone get a film crew in there and like make it a reality show so i just wish they didn't wait till all the cool people left one year later someone listened yeah well that's what we do here in the morning just tell people what to do okay now i

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galas. He said, by the way, you have to be careful what you say now because these guys, they're filming everything. She says, I know. The compilation ends with Kate candidly telling her husband, you didn't need to roll your R's. He says, do I not? Fans will also get to see clips of the royal family, including Queen Elizabeth and William and Kate's three children, Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis. So I'm feeling kind of conflicted about this. Let me tell you why. Because I do feel like what I've learned from the crown is that Queen Elizabeth has been really instrumental in ushering the royal family into a new generation, the 21st century. And this is like, they have Instagrams. Like, I get it. Something about this just feels like it's been taken too

far. Okay. I was really surprised because I saw this news first I watched their little teaser video and I was like this is so cute it reminds me of when we saw in the crown like how Queen Elizabeth like invited like tv cameras into her home and it was like a new shock to everyone but it was like tv is the future and we're going to be a part of the future so to me this just feels like it's like history joining the 21st century, 2021. Like we're on YouTube now. And yes, they are on Instagram. So they obviously are embracing social media.

But then I read the comments on the Instagram, the morning toast Instagram post. And people are so not here for this. Like they think it's like Kate and Will are going to be doing like drunk, get ready with me and like doing like classic, classic YouTube content, which I don't think that they're going to do. No, it's going to be like their boring everyday work. Like, you know, going to visit different organizations. It's just going to be like, it's not going to be classic YouTube content.

It's honestly just going to be like what they do on television. Every time they go visit their royal tours, visiting villages. Like, it's just going to be that. It's just like another place for them to upload these videos that they're already taking. So I didn't think it was like that big of a deal that they're starting a YouTube channel I mean if she starts doing like cooking tutorials and like how I how to use the Dyson Air app I would watch that she needs to do a blowout tutorial for everyone for everyone and honestly if they don't give the people what they need I am fucking unsubscribing yeah so I was personally here for this and I read the comments I was like oh okay I guess like I'm not well here's the thing I don't agree with everyone else

and I get what people are like this is a weird move like if if you expect them to be like doing youtubey content but I think like they have camera crews that follow them they're always making these little videos they post a lot of videos on their instagrams and stuff this just seems like a new place to upload their existing like kind of boring video content I think that the concept of them having a youtube channel is not bizarre at all like companies have youtube channels it's not just people anymore it's not just influencers like I I don't think that's weird I just think like the fact that they haven't had one already now they're like launching it it makes of course all this drama like with all the Megan and Harry stuff like this just feels like thirsty to me I don't know but they're not thirsty they're the royal family there's just

something weird about it I can't put my finger on it that's what it is got it I at first didn't read it as thirst but upon seeing that others did I see where they're coming from I just don't expect them to to do the things that we would normally expect from each and I love Will and Kate like I literally stayed up in high school. We all love Will and Kate. To like five in the morning to watch their wedding. Like I literally love them. And so it's hard for me you know to speak out against. But I just don't think that this is it. I just think that this is not as big of a deal as it seems. It just is like they're just uploading videos. I know but you can't deny. You must trust your gut. When you sent me that link I'm like what the fuck? Like it really

freaked. And I can't tell you why. It just felt felt so odd that's so funny because I sent it to you as like with excitement and I was like excitement excites me I received it with like confusion and shadiness interesting so it's just like our first impressions miscommunicating we're so different yeah um also they changed their Instagram handle from Kensington Royal to Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. And that's what their YouTube channel name is too. And so I guess they're like going through a rebrand as a couple, just like, which makes sense. I mean, now it's like, why was it ever called Kensington Royal? Nobody knows what that is.

Just because that's where they live? Like nobody, well, actually probably people in London and like who live in the British. Kensington Palace. No, people, Kensington Royal. Oh, yeah. It's just like, it's just confusing. There's so many homes. There's so it's just confusing there's so many homes there's so many palaces there's so many and as much as like they are like the leaders of the commonwealth

they are global figures and like i don't know the different homes right and so for me they should have changed it yeah so duke and duchess of cambridge i think they're gonna lead with that sounds good so what's the instagram handle duke and duchess it's long it fits damn it fits nice i guess the royals can really do anything they want yeah so and this winter break i want jordan i want that instagram handle um so it's a new era i'm i'm i'm excited we really don't know much about their personalities like no not at all but i also haven't like spent that much time like for interviews. For their personalities. Yeah. I feel that.

So we shall see. Very exciting. Are you ready for our next story? I am. Lori Harvey put her boyfriend Michael B. Jordan on a skincare regimen. LOL. Lori Harvey is making boyfriend Michael B. Jordan the face of her forthcoming skincare line. Oh.

The model revealed in a video for Vogue that the actor has been serving as her live test model ahead of the launch. She said, I tested all my products, of course, on myself, but I also tested them on my boyfriend. He has become my live test model, so now he's very into his skincare routine as well. She also said he tells me all the time that when he's on set, the makeup artists compliment his skin now. That is so beautiful. I know. I really don't want to believe the people who like so are convinced that like their relationship is like so fake PR but like this article and interview like gives me that vibe

a little bit but I like ship them so hard I don't I don't want to believe it and I never did believe it I haven't heard anything like that that this is I heard it once but but I never I believe in it I believe I believed in it too but this article is giving me like a little like Sean and Camilla like you know but Sean and Camilla like you know but Sean and Camilla are so real I know but like but yeah you know what I'm saying yeah I hear what you're saying I didn't read it again I didn't read it that way I just thought it was like we're just like reading things differently today it's and I feel like yesterday I feel like yesterday too also we read oh Leah's outfit we read differently oh and I think people agreed with

me no for sure but like I just feel like our we can always come at the end we get on the same page but it's just like you saw this story and I saw the story and we had totally different reactions no and maybe it's just like the way that you read this particular interview but I'm like this is so fake no because it's like when you read these quotes and when someone's writing it up it seems like so Kelly's mind transcribed yeah but if she's just doing her vogue youtube tutorial and she's like I'm starting a skincare routine I'm testing on my boyfriend like that's cute you know it it definitely is maybe i just feel like it's like fraudulent because she's just like pushing her makeup so like that's why maybe it's not about the relationship maybe it's just like like marketing yeah it's all of those things

yeah no and like i really do believe in them the pictures of them are so cute in same parts and i have a ship built out to sea for them. It's already gone. And they're literally on it taking photos and paddle boarding. It's so cute. It's sickening. We don't even need to ship them because they've already, they BYOSed. They brought their own ship.

But speaking of skincare, I saw a commercial on TV yesterday for JLo Beauty. And it was literally like, I think they built JLo Beauty like when her and A-Rod were still together. And I feel like he definitely helped her get like crazy investors because it was just like the most expensive commercial I'd ever seen in my life. Her skin looked, I was literally about to buy JLo Beauty, JLoBeauty.com. Like her skin looked like honey. Like it was.

What was the premise of the commercial? Just promoting. She's like, do you remember when we were growing up, there were those Cindy Crawford commercials? Like people for years have asked me about my skin it was kind of like a infomercial do you remember them no oh well it was like the most beautiful woman in the world is giving away her beauty secrets here they are buy it at hsn.com or whatever the commercial was giving me like that kind of vibe because she was like for years people have asked me about my skincare and honestly i couldn't find it all in one place so you know what I did I did it myself and she was like I took my grandmother's olive oil extract formula and

formulated it into our olive oil skincare and it was just like stunningly done for like a celebrity brand like celebrities and influencers even their successful brands like have that stigma it was literally like la mer like it was so was like, damn. I don't love the name JLo Beauty. It's just like a celebrity brand. Yeah. Whereas I really feel like she must have like a huge backer. Like some company or some person. Her and A-Rod must have like raised money for it.

Because it's like really professionally well done. And so I just felt like the name was like a little. I was trying to think of like what I would have called it. Like I would have called it like J-Love. J-Love Beauty. You know, like something else. J-Love Beauty is like not a good name okay but it was like a fancy it was like an expensive commercial oh I can't wait to see but then I'm totally gonna be influenced and that's just like the last thing I need I know because

it's also it's priced like La Mer it's very expensive La Mer priced no but it's priced like Lancome like I don't think they would sell it at Ulta maybe they do I don't share I'm speaking out of turn but it's like expensive it's high high end high end interesting yeah and the packaging is like sickening but I just can't get I just don't like the name it's like bothering me oh I'm sorry but I feel like that's her thing I think she did like shoes for a while and it's like how Kim did all these things until she found skims and like that was her niche I think JLo has found her niche like I think this is gonna be the thing that takes her into the billionaire stratosphere wow okay what an endorsement I can't wait to check it out and before I mention I've never tried or seen a

product in my life but like that's that's some great marketing yeah no the marketing is working like I'm gonna get something you've been marketed now I've been speaking about it like maybe I could just get a PR package thanks I'm really in need of like a good eye cream and hydration multiplier yeah oh share with me yeah okay our next story is so sick and disgusting um someone that we never really talk about Josh Duggar was arrested last week yeah we covered it on the toes oh sorry I wasn't here oh is this a duplicate story no no no because now he's out on bail and he had more than 200 images of child sexual abuse material on his computer say the authorities also um the agent described multiple torrent files downloaded from a child abuse series he described as within the top five of the worst of the worst that he has ever examined

oh my god this story gives me such a pit i've never watched the duggers i mean neither i'm so so proud of that like never have been a dugger sluggers i don't know what the fans call themselves i mean i did end up on dugger tiktok there's like a lot of people like super invested in this family yeah no a lot of people they do they actually have 19 kids is it that's what the show is called 19 kids and counting so like the two parents jim bob and billy Bob what are their they have 19 they have 19 kids or like with all the grandkids no I think it's nine because when the show started none of them were like married with kids okay so I think Jim Bob I think that's his name and I don't know the

wife's name Teresa whatever I think that they have 19 kids which which is just, honestly, not to be judgmental, it's insane. Like, who needs that many kids? And I believe in big families, but 19? They really have 19 kids? 20. They have 20. I guess they had one more. They adopted the 20th.

Oh, they adopted the 20th when the show had already started. Are there any twins or triplets? I do believe there are. But, like, have you, actually, I take it back. I have seen some episodes of the show because I remember being taken aback by their sleeping arrangements, like with so many kids, like it was a bunk, like, but in a bedroom, it was actual pandemonium. Wow.

That's crazy. And that's just, I think, really indicative of the state of our like culture that like people were obsessed with the Duckers before they found out about the sex, the child abuse. Let me tell you why this is so upsetting. Obviously, because the crime itself is so important and disgusting, like, vile, the worst of the worst. But, like, we knew, you know? Like, years ago, there were all these allegations from the other siblings.

I think one of the older girls is no longer associated with the family, and she and her husband do YouTube videos, and they said that, like, they support the LGBTQ and, like, literally quaked the Duggars down. so they're like kind of broken from that but when we all heard Josh Duggar got arrested like what did we think it was for like we all knew what it was going to be yeah so it just seems like this because we all knew like this is something that could and should have been avoided yeah and just like so he's out on bail now but there was a virtual detention hearing for his charges and the prosecutors say he had more than 200 images of children on his computer and

that they were some of the worst they've ever seen and I did see an article that said like he should be allowed to be released on bail because he's not a flight risk because he's so famous and recognizable that like a star like him couldn't possibly run away without being noticed it's like josh tucker have a seat that's not a thing sit the fuck down freak yeah this is so upsetting and so disgusting and just like i honestly like hate this family yeah and this man yeah agreed are you ready for our next story yeah good news oh the good news brought to you you guys today's a huge day brought to you it's a huge day here at the Morning Toast because... Because.

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um july july and also may 16th is a date that's floating around of things like coming back um they need time so the day that it will all be ready september 14th and i think we should go see a show but that's just me i'm literally sitting front row at wicked like i fucking love wicked oh that's the one you would want to see i think so what are you i hadn't thought about it i was thinking something that i'd never seen before like yeah but why but we might as well go with something i know i'm gonna love and honestly if you still can be with the wizard when did you want to do that and then maybe i could wear this hat to the party tonight if you don't wear a hat to the party tonight I'm not talking to you. Okay done done. You don't have to twist my arm. No that's exciting. I mean it's actually crazy because it's like great Broadway's

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That was really good and really sweet. You sound like a kid who got cast in the Nutcracker, you know? Thank you, Claudia. But I don't want it. No. I can't want it anymore. Alfie, just say you're sorry. No, bitch. I'm out of here.

Give me my broom. You guys, you don't have to go to Broadway. Actually, you can just watch the morning toast. No alphaba and glenda literally literally we are literally alphaba and glenda we literally are wait are we literally alphaba and glenda or figuratively we're physically and literally and mentally are you ready Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Some more good news. It's the final story. Do-do-do-do. Pa. Do-do-do-do-do.

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That's what I thought you were going to say. Really? Yeah. Before relighting two of its engines and landing it upright back on a landing pad. So. Like, can I be honest? No.

Yeah, sure. Like, I just, like, really don't give a shit. Like, until somebody, like, you know, builds a house on Mars and like I can go visit it like I really don't care I know it's important and I'm not saying these things need to happen in order to get to a place where houses are built and like me and the me and the aliens are chilling like I get it but like I'm just not interested it's like I thought we already did this like yeah but it's baby steps you know I know it's one small step for man, one large leap for mankind.

Yeah, big leap for mankind. Can we talk about that? I don't really understand. Oh, it's a small step for the man who's taking a step. The man who stepped on the moon. It was a small step for him, but it was a leap for mankind. I just got chills. I never understood that.

That's beautiful. Do you think that he thought of what he was going to say before? Yes. I do remember reading somewhere. I feel like I remember that they had, it was such a momentous moment that they had planned like what the first words on the moon were going to be. As it should be. Cause like if he just kind of like spit. Yeah. It's just like, he's just like babbling on. It's like, wow, this guy should have been a philosopher not an astronaut has landed i don't know socrates landed on the moon yeah do you know who claimed those immortal words neil armstrong um okay well that's cool like i guess i'm happy for him i just like anymore

good news like going into his big weekend hosting snl maybe he'll mention it so yeah i think we should talk about that because i'm still not convinced that i shouldn't buy more doge because elon musk is going to like blow doge and doge is already up so much right now you know what buy more doge right now hold on it'll take me one second how much do you spend the first time 200 i think you should spend another 200 i think that's what i was planning on doing just do it but it's like i bought it in at 0.04 and now it's at.6. But you know what? I'm doing it. Whatever. But it's still like.6. What if one day it gets to one or two? Right? That's.

Right. Then should I just do like a million? 200 more dollars. It's really like fine. Sending order. Great. Done. Okay.

So now I have. I'm not. I don't understand how any of this works, but to the moon. Literal to the moon and Mars and back. Oh, literally. Yeah. One step for Dogecoin. Is that one? One large leap for Claudia. Huge.

You have no idea. Like this money could change my life. But what I was going to say about SNL is that like, I'm just really, I'm kind of over like everyone like being so upset about Elon Musk. Like these castmates who are like all verklempt it's like are you serious like you get to meet one of the greatest minds of our time okay maybe you don't agree with Albert Einstein is going on SNL this is why like I don't really agree with my generation go Albert go Albert it's your birthday go Albert go Elon go Elon it's your birthday go Elon no like this is where I just don't really like under like agree with my generation and like my

culture sometimes. It's like, okay, I'm still not 100% sure like why Elon Musk is considered controversial. But I guess it has a lot to do with like the environment. I really don't know. But okay, people may have legitimate gripes with him. But like we're really going to like not like let him host SNL. Like we're just going to let, like I just can't get on the same I literally can't even speak because I just don't understand what these people are so

bent out of shape about yes but I just want to say that um Elon Musk was spotted going out to dinner with some of the SNL castmates and he said that it's been awesome so far preparing for the show and these are the castmates that he did was spotted at dinner with okay like definitely not Bowen Yang or Aidyant right no of course not wait bryant isn't even on wait is she on us and i'll still yeah okay sorry i thought she left pete davidson thank god colin jost thank god keenan thompson thank god chris red kate mckinnon oh shoot nope chloe fineman lit for her eggo modem okay good. That's good. I'm glad that he's making friends. Like they're going to dinner.

It must be so like sad because like as much as it's like this big popular thing you spend the whole week with these people and like you want them to like you. Yeah. And I think some of them probably do like him. Some of them are outspoken against him. And I'm pretty sure Lauren said if any of them don't want to do it that way. They don't have to. No.

I know. And like why is that even a thing? Like I'm just. I refuse to go down a rabbit hole of like why Elon Musk is bad. Like if there's stuff there like I just don't want to no I know and like why is that even a thing like I'm just I refuse to go down a rabbit hole of like why Elon Musk is bad like because if there's stuff there like I just don't want to know but as far as I know he's a genius like geniuses say and do crazy things yeah it's part of the geniosity like hello I'm a genius that's why I'm always getting in trouble yeah totally I'm so excited for SNL me too maybe we should like watch together even though it's on so late I have a

party so like I'm really not even gonna be able to watch it live oh but i will be watching my robin hood live i think i'll watch live 100 what are you gonna go to bed no do you plans no i don't have plans i'm going to like a full-blown like cocktail party because you know i've said this a million times like we're living in a post-pandemic world do not look for me yeah i don't want to be found no i'm in mykonos i'm on the edge of a cliff i'm with norma kamali I'm touching everyone like that's where I am physically and emotionally do not look for me no ever we are not we won't only from 10 to 12 are we looking for you know Monday through Friday like I can mostly be found and I'm not against being found but mostly maybe like Thursday night to Monday morning like do not even attempt to look for me.

Like I'm okay. Don't want to be found. Great. Don't worry. Thank you. I got you. I'll cover for you. Let's dive into our TV recap.

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And I actually felt so sad for Jackie. I thought it was a trip because they were going to Glenmere Mansion. And then all the women showed up without rolling suitcases. And so I was like, oh, it's a day trip and they're going to drive so far. To drink and then drive back like torture torturous day she should have just celebrated she should have just you know did one of her classic pizza parties in the lawn on the basketball court yeah yeah um so I like felt bad for her but like loved the drama of kidney stones and I loved that Dolores was like

tell David to go I mean tell Joe to go to Patterson Hospital. That's where David is today. And I'll send him over. And like, of course, the night before, Joe was being such a prick to Dolores about David. And then David's the one taking care of him, passing his kidney stones. And I've never had a brush with kidney stone. I don't know anyone who's had one. But they sound painful because Joey had one on Friends. Yeah, really painful.

I just want to say in the battle of Dolores versus everyone, I'm on Dolores' side completely. Of course. Everyone is just like being so nosy. And by the way, like, yeah, she said this last season and she said that this season. And you guys are like so confused. But like she said from the beginning of the season that she's happy.

She looks happy. She seems happy. I would not question her happiness if I was her friend. No, she looks like she's in such a good place. She looks like she's in the best place out of maybe all of them when she was having her kids dinner that was their birthday so nice and then when she said like he shows up when it counts yeah he doesn't come to these like dumb housewife shit maybe he doesn't want to be on the show but like that's not as important to her as like you're showing up for my kid's birthday like he shows up

when it matters and those things don't matter I heard you Dolores I see you 100% yes because Jackie when Dolores stormed out of the party at Melissa's house no is her name Melissa that girl Michelle Michelle I'm like no there's not two Melissa's um Jackie was like you know just last year she said she wanted to ring and like now I guess she doesn't we just never got the update and I was like okay I guess that's a good point and then Marge was like no we didn't get the update but like we all know we just listened to her and like we got it like she doesn't need to write it out and once again like marge just like speaking facts being the true moral compass of the show and the only one who's

being who didn't participate in the poll and who's being a good friend to dolores like i'm so on team dolores all the other women are so annoying jennifer's so fucking annoying like i try to like her because she's a great tv but like my god she's such a bad friend and she's so annoying and she's supposed to be, she has been like blindly loyal to Teresa and Dolores this whole time and now she's just being a pain in the ass

because she feels like it. Yeah. Also, I'm so excited to see her renovate her home. Who? Jennifer. Yeah. And it looks great.

I love that furniture. Is that the Z Gallery couch? It didn't look so similar to our couch, but her whole aesthetic was giving me Z Gallery vibes. The pillows were definitely Z Gallery. I think it's the Z Gallery Luca couch that we have. I loved that whole how she like kind of split her living room up into two living rooms. I loved the big ass coffee table. It

was stunning like that will be inspo for me one day. Yeah no it must be so nice to just like have a revamp and. Her home was so weird looking before. Yeah. And I didn't really notice until like they were all going over there in the last week's episode. And Jackie was like, this is like the Taj Mahal. It's the Taj Mahal. Had no furniture. Mortgage and no furniture. And it reminds me of Teresa's.

Yeah. Like big house, no furniture. I wonder. I just saw Teresa TikToking in her old house. So I guess she hasn't moved out and bought a new one yet. She did buy the one. She bought one. Yeah.

But she hasn't moved out. I guess. one yet she did buy the one she bought one yeah but she hasn't moved out I guess maybe the other one hasn't sold maybe um because I'm really excited for this new chapter for her me too like I actually was thinking how in the beginning of the season she was bothering me so much and I couldn't imagine watching another episode with her being the star and now that she's like in this happy place she's not fighting with anyone and she's just talking about like her boyfriend she it really does does go to prove like she's been such a miserable person these last few years because she's been going through miserable things and now that like a lot of that has subsided she definitely is like a better person for it so as much as I've been annoyed at everyone like giving her a pass all

these seasons it's like she really hasn't always been this animal like she was just going through so much yeah they were doing a lot of flashbacks and I think it was Melissa who said like Teresa has not been happy in 10 years, in her opinion. And when they flashed back to, like, 2009, so, like, more than 10 years ago when they moved into the house and the girls were so little and it was before all the tax stuff, she was, like, a completely different person. Yeah, and she was still, like, saying dumb things

and, like, starting fights with people. But she wasn't this miserable, like, soul-sucking, sucks-the-life-out-of-every-room person. And that's who she's become. But she's really on the other side of it now, like with her boyfriend. And Joe is so happy for her. And I know she's getting annoyed at Joe for like spilling the beans. But like, how can he not be excited?

She's been in a miserable marriage for so long and in a miserable legal battle situation for the last eight years. Like, you have to be happy for her. You really do. Yeah. And I'm happy for her. And I can like move forward now. I've moved on from the Jackie and Evan stuff. So has Jackie and so has Evan. Yeah. But now I'm moving forward. But I watched Watch What Happens Live last night, which we need to talk about. But I feel like everyone's always sort of like

putting like Teresa, Jackie and Evan like in the same like. There's something weird. There's something weird. Teresa like would literally do anything to fuck Evan and that's what I think I don't disagree there's some and she also like kind of wants to fuck her brother um but the Watch Robbins I special which they've been doing the specials every day this week last uh episode was last night was um all the Real Housewives of New York the night before that was Blast From the Past so they had like people who used to have shows on Bravo and last night was um House Husbands of New Jersey the Real House Husbands of New York. The night before that was Blast From the Past. So they had like people who used to have shows on Bravo. And last night was House Husbands of New Jersey. The Real House Husbands of New Jersey. They did like a special intro for the show where they did like a mock tagline. It was so good. Franks was like, I don't know where these other men rank, but there's a reason they call me Big

Frank. And Joe Benigno. When Bills was like, I'm the only bill my wife takes care of. No, the only bill my wife is responsible for. I'm the only bill my wife is responsible for. I'm the only bill my wife is responsible for. Joe Benigno was like, I wear the pants, but my wife picks out the shirt. No, like, these are better than housewife taglines. 100%. Joe Gorgas was so lame. Like, we get it.

Your wife has a store called Envy. You may envy my wife, but wait till you see my life. Lame. And Evans was, the only thing I do at the gym is turn heads. Why do I remember every single one of these? No, and also, like, why is Evans still talking about the gym? Like, come on. Well, I think they probably wrote that for him,

and that's literally the only notable thing he's really contributed. Or it could be about how he doesn't get blowjobs. My wife may not blow me, but maybe the girl at the gym will. Like, something like that. And it was a great episode. It's actually just a really interesting dynamic, how there's so many fights amongst the women. And when Andy asked them about the different fights,

like they do disagree, but someone asked, they're like, how do you guys stay like best friends, but your wives fight and like, it doesn't affect you. And they were like, we really just don't like care. Yeah, no, they all like agree with their wives and no one did not defend their wife. And nobody gets mad at the other one did not defend their wife and nobody gets mad at the other man for not for what their wife did they obviously like have this pact and like made

an agreement early on like whatever goes on with these women like even when like they started fighting at the jersey shore and the men just got it from the table like they're not interested they don't care and I loved it I think they also just have like a good sense about them to be like, this is our wives jobs. Like it's really not that personal most of the time. So just let them do their thing. I completely agree. If their relationships change as much as the ladies, like it would always be,

they couldn't keep up. Yeah. But I just like loved it. And honestly, like I last night, like I think I actually had a dream because I like fell in love with Frank Catania, like all over again, the way he was just like talking about Dolores who he's not even married

to but he was just like defending her so wholeheartedly like I don't know he was just like saying the sweetest things about her and like I just like shit I really do like I ship them so hard it's crazy I know but like why it'll never happen why can't he stop cheating like right no she said like I'll never get back with him because I'll never be able to really forgive him for what he did and he said I would never get back with her because I can't guarantee that I wouldn't cheat on her. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, that's crazy.

But they just love each other so much. And like, I'm telling you, if they tried, like there's something there. No, I love their modern family. I love David. I think he gives Dolores that stability that she needs. Frank is like family at this point. They're literally like brother and sister. Yes.

You know what I mean? I just like ship them so hard. In that way. Like they're family, point they're literally like brother and sister yes you know what I mean I just like ship them so hard in that way like they're family but they're not like in love but when they like show pictures of like when the kids were really young and they were taking these family portraits like they were so adorable like such a Jersey couple yeah so who's your favorite okay let's go through Evan is not my favorite but he is the one I would definitely like fuck um love Joe Benigno he's up there and why was Andy calling Love Joe Benigno. He's up there. And why was Andy calling him Joe Benigno? Is that how it's pronounced?

I don't think so. When Andy like said to Frank, did you just, did you get Botox? I was shocked because I didn't even notice it, but his forehead literally didn't move. No, I know. And then he, I'm glad he came clean because everyone would have been like, oh, so you're a liar. That's so lame. Yeah.

Okay. So honestly, it's between Frank or Joe Benigno. And I might have to say frank yeah frank or also bill aiden i love bill aiden but on the episode he was like giving me nothing he was like not even talking and he was very nervous such a class act so classy he like every he had an answer for everything i think like he's like in the drama but so above it i might go bill no and he literally frank for me and he And his wife is so indefensible. Of all the women, I think she's the one who's the most indefensible,

besides Teresa, but she didn't have a husband there. I think, and I have a lot of respect for the fact that he didn't waver. He's like, no, I think Jennifer should have said that. When literally he's such a reasonable man, he obviously doesn't think that. No, but he's a good husband, first and foremost. Do you think that the whole house husband thing drives Teresa crazy? Because she thinks it's her show. But literally, I tune in for the men.

No, I don't think so. think she likes like being surrounded by the guys like I don't and she just finds another way to like make it about her also maybe eventually like Louis will be part that's what I was thinking the group and I don't like is he gonna be I don't know why he wouldn't be like he he posts on Instagram and stuff Joe loves him and everyone says like they're so serious like they would get married and if David can be on the show like I think Louis should be too. No of course but it's about A does he want to be a part of it and B like will the men like

want to be brothers poker night with him. Because they said and he was like why don't you guys you have such this click like why not David. Like David is the one who's actually dating Dolores. And they said they invite him to everything but he works. And I just honestly I think what they're not saying is that he just doesn't want to be on the show that much he does it because Dolores loves it it's Dolores's work and he does the bare minimum but he just doesn't want to do

it and I can respect that someone who's like a doctor and like has a like a serious life totally I'm I'm very happy with the situation at hand and also like if Louis does join the boys and like he's able to just jump right in and everybody likes him like that will be a ringing endorsement oh of course but when when melissa was like this is literally her husband i'm like no like she doesn't want to be single for like a little bit longer she was just trapped in this like awful marriage i don't think she was like even when she was married or getting divorced like she was never like excited to be single like she's just excited she was excited to be in love and be loved and get fucked yeah but also just like to be with someone that is just like so happy to be with her so if she's found that so it doesn't matter

whether she's single or in a relationship like she's feeling loved and so I don't think she needs to go and be single again that's actually a fair point well it was good episode I really loved the watch what happens live tonight is um like former housewives Jill Zarin's on it. I think Gretchen. Oh, wow. Yeah, they're getting better. And Sunday night. Is Taylor Armstrong on it? I hope so.

And I think Phaedra's on it. Phaedra is on it. I saw very quickly like faces. Yes, me too. And I'm trying to remember. And then Sunday is The Real House Kids, which I'm very excited for. Yeah, they really should have found a way

to do it all in studio, especially because like all the- Especially the New Yorkers. The husbands are in New Jersey. The Jersey women, the Jersey men could have done it. The New York women could have done it. The kids, it's like 30 kids and half of them live around the country. That I understand.

But the fact that- They could have had tri-state area kids. They could have had tri-state area kids. I'm very much looking forward to that. And tonight is Keeping Up With The Kardashians, which hopefully is not as boring as it's been. And Summer part two reunion so i'm very excited oh i guess i won't be caught up in time is there a part three no oh so then i guess i missed the season but i do plan on watching because i trust your endorsement no it's so good cool um and that's our show anything

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